FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show November 5th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dude to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener, this question is.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It flies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning everybody. I'll say it's Wednesday.

(00:49):
It's November fifth, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome. We
are the Woody Show. Yeah, that's Greg Dory. Hiwood Have
we got Menace, Hey, Gina Gratis here, Sea Bass is
right there. I think you should go to the doctor
every time he belches. We just right before we went
on the air, and the way I described it, it's
what I say is like boiler yeah, very yes, No,

(01:14):
there's not a lot of air in there. It's just
like yeah, it's yeah. It's kind of like a dumbass
Tyler when his guts were rumbling.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
It's like a cauldron.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's like that. I would imagine that's what kind of
death sounds like, Yeah, sounds hot. Yeah, there's Sammy. We
got Morgan, she's our associate producer. Vaughn is our video producer.
Dumbass Tyler is here along with Bort, and we've got
Menji holding things down the Woody Show production department. The
phones are open at eight seven seven forty four wood

(01:43):
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Coming up on the show for you
this morning, Cameo on the Cheap. Oh fun little game.
You know, Cameo is still a thing hanging still out here. Yeah,
and so you can get those personized greetings. My wife
has gotten those for the kids before.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, I've done them.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, yeah, little personalized greetings from the different celebrities that
are on there, different price points, price levels, and yeah,
and so you know, we have these different categories, so
it could be music or could be comedian. Little teaser
here we get it.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
We have first time ever something happens for the first
time ever in this edition of Cameo on the Cheap.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's coming on later on in the morning, Cameo and
the Cheap And then whoever ends up being the cheaper
get we get we get a customized greeting from that person.
Just guessing about the numbers. I think idiot can do that. Yeah.
So anyway, so that's that's on the show this morning.
We're gonna talk to our friends Hammer and Hank and
Half Big Noise for some WOODI show Crossfire, that and

(02:45):
more trending news headlines mes gonna have the latest in
the world of entertainment, Birthday's porn of Birthday all on
the way you're on the WOODI show. I was reading
a story about this factory worker got about eighty seven
thousand dollars from his employer or by mistake, he got
in in the form of a paycheck. Just kept quiet, right,
and eighty seven thousand dollars check and refuses to give

(03:09):
any of it back. Oh, the money was supposed to
go to thirty four employees at a different branch, but
a software glitch sent it all to him. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
I think they're going to get that either way.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
The courts ruled against him, saying the payment wasn't considered
salary and he has to return it. But he has
appealed and says that he's not doing it. Oh, do
it a jail with that. It's a factory worker in
Russia who's advising this idiot. Yeah, and of course his
name is Vladimir, wouldn't it be I told him here?
How would I would you say that name? Greg Rush? Yeah? Rush? Yeah,

(03:44):
I know, Oh man, how would you say, I don't
know you're the Russian guy? Greg Rush?

Speaker 6 (03:50):
I told you this happened to me. But over a
course of a year, and they found out it was
about fourteen thousand dollars, and they told me that I
didn't have to pay it back. Oh I did, anyways,
that you didn't have to.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, that I didn't have to.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
They're asking if they they're asking if I if I could,
But I didn't have to.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
So why did you?

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Because of I thought the relationships with the people that
I worked with that ran the company was more valuable
than that fourteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's also taxes, so menace of the one thinking, oh,
we're a family. Yeah, I mean the company says that
to people all the time, we're family, and then they
fired their family. But I think I was correct.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Yeah, well, someone was going to get in trouble for
the mistakes the money.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
No.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
I hated the accountant to actually mess that up too,
because he's gonna be over on some other stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
But no, it's technically the right thing to do.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
The founder of the company who gave me the job,
who I was really cool.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I thought, you know, it was the right thing to
do to pay it back. Was it a radio company? No, Oh,
then if it was one of these radio companies, I
would have just kept it. Yeah, there was a there
was a thing. I think I've told this story before,
but God on one of the economic downturns, and they
went around to everybody saying that everybody was going to

(05:12):
take a ten percent pay cut. Okay, I worked for
this one company called MS and they were doing a
ten percent pay cut. And like anybody who wasn't in
a contracted employee had no choice, right they do. Yeah,
just a ten percent, all of a sudden, off the top.
And then for the people who had contracts like I did,
they had they.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Had as I got one of those phone calls.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, and so they said, hey, uh ten percent and
I go, no, not dog no, and and so it
was one of those things. And they were really big
and they were nice people and everything. But I'd already
been fired by this company once before and then rehired,
so I already knew how the story goes. At the
end of the day, they're going to look out for themselves,
which is what I was doing. And I thought to myself, well,

(05:56):
I mean I could kind of what Mena said other
nice people and where. But here's the thing. I knew
what my value was at the at the company and
I and I asked them a question. I said, so,
why is this Well, you know, if if we don't
get a full participation, but there's going to be some
people that will have to let go in order to
meet this number that we were supposed to hit. And

(06:16):
I go, okay, well, I can give you ten names,
ten names right now, the people who don't pull their weight.
It was quiet quitting before. Quiet quitting is what these
people were doing for sure. And they go, oh, well,
you know, we really don't want to have to let
them go. And Bablah I said, okay, but let me
let me ask you a question. Let's just say I
do this five years from now, and you're going to

(06:38):
you're going to, you know, replenish the ten percent. At
some point it'll go back up ten percent. Yeah, yeah,
of course, sure, I go, all right, So let's say
a few years after that happens, I have something in
my life that happens where I go, you know what,
for the next two years, two months, I need more
money next two months, so just use that. I'm going
to need an extra ten percent in my in my page.

(07:00):
Are you going to do that for me? Well? I
know the answers now, yeahs for those reasons, I'm out,
and you know what, and people are worried that they
didn't do it. They were didn't get fired and that
was their choice, and you know yeah, and in that moment,
I really didn't care. And it all it all worked out,
and they did. They did end up letting a couple

(07:21):
of people go, but I didn't care about that because again,
these were like, yeah, these are people that were the
one guy he would lead. He would get in late
every day, he would go to a two hour lunch
fun and then he would leave for the day by
three thirty. And I was like, dude, and then he
was he was shocked when he got let go because
he had worked there for so long. Ones. Yeah, it's

(07:44):
it's those guys.

Speaker 8 (07:45):
You know.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
You got a similar call, Yes, you say, yes.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I was Hemmin and hall In and I said what.
I calculated quickly that they didn't need me and that
I would be someone who I think they would consider expendable.
Because I was new, I said, okay, I just take
it leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, oh so you did, Okay, Well, I was I.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Was brand new, and I knew that they they did
not much and that.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
That is called situational awareness, right, like you were aware
of your situation. I had been there, I had huge ratings.
The show was responsible for a lot of revenue on
that station, So I felt pretty confident. Yeah, and if they,
if they would have done something, I would have been
okay with that.

Speaker 9 (08:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
You were willing to back it up?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, yeah, And it worked out. But these companies, like
they want you to take a little pay cut here,
a little snip there, a little extra responsible to hear.
But when you need them, would they do the same
for you? And if the answer is yes, never leave
that company, Never leave that company. And let us know
what company Like. I love the people that we worked
for here very good. They've been very good to us

(08:43):
and everything else. Do I think that they would turn
on me in a heartbeat? Absolutely? Can we see it
all the time. I'm not just guessing here. Yeah. So
this story has gotten viral and somebody had asked for
time off work a work manager. So this is a
gen Z employee who asked this work manager that said,

(09:04):
I recently had a breakup and I haven't been able
to focus on work. I need a short break from
the twenty eighth until the eighth.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh my God, that's not short. Yeah, so twenty eighth
to the.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Eighth requesting time off after a Breakuppe didn't put the
reason in there. Yeah. The manager praised the honesty of
the request, calling it the most honest leave application he
had ever seen, and just approved it. But the post
has gone viral because people are like, dude, what's with
this crazy shift in the workplace with everybody just you know,

(09:38):
being completely unprofessional, like that is not professional at all.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Well, that's the thing people say, Well, these kids got
it tough enough because the real world. I'm like, ah,
the real world's getting.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Pretty the real world's gotten pretty sold. I can never
imagine calling in asking for time off because I'm sad over.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
A breakup, heartbroken.

Speaker 10 (09:57):
Well, we asked that during the pandemic when people were saying,
you know, you can't do anything, so I'm just going
to quit my job and travel. Is everybody a multimillionaire, right?
It seems that way.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yes, Now in modern times, had that happened to her situation,
Gina's situation happened her, she would be like yeah, and
she would have just said whatever, because apparently she's just
independently wealthy. You know, she was the newest employee in
the door and prone to be the first one out.
She wouldn't have people.

Speaker 10 (10:23):
Oh, I'm sick of living in an apartment during the pandemic.
That's why we're going to buy a.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
House for twice as much as it even though I
quit my job.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to be working from home from
now on.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Right Digital Nomad.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you can text us
check in with us over to two two nine eight
seven The Woody Show. Hi, welcome back, everybody but you.
Today is Wednesday. It's November fifth. It's American Football Day.
Oh that was the best kind of football. You can
spare me all the soccer stuff, the yeah, no, thank you.

(10:57):
It's it's gunpowder Day. Real National advent calendar Day.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
Yeah, okay, I did, I already got mine.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Christmas dork, Sorry, National Chinese Takeout Day, It's a National
redhead Day. And today is National Stress Awareness Day, be aware,
and today in history medic I know you love these.
Nineteen seventy two, Susan B. Anthony attempted to vote in

(11:28):
the presidential election. Oh really, wait, what year you said? Seventy?
I'm sorry eighteen seventy menace today in history. In eighteen
seventy two, Susan B. Anthony.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
Okay, I thought you were like going to say, like
her corpse coin drops. Eighteen seventy two, Susan B.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Anthony attempted to vote in the presidential election, and while
she went on trial the following summer, she never paid
the one hundred dollars a lot back then. Yeah, man,
she showed up underrated hotty by the way, Anthony full
Bush or what do you think? It was everywhere and anywhere? Yeah,

(12:13):
right up to the belly button.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Susan B.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Anthony full Bush, it comes up.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
What's her name that made the flag? She was definitely
what's her name, Betsy Rock? Yeah, she was a certified
battie because dudes were trying to get with her all
the time.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, she had like four husbands. Cute, made.

Speaker 11 (12:40):
Hot.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, she was so domestic. Yeah, what's her basement? We
have to have birthdays in the porn of birthday coming
up here in just a moment. First, the update with
Menace of what's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Well, uh, I guess news travels slow from down under
because I didn't even have this on the radar.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
But a couple of days ago, Liam.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Gallagher scolded a fan after he shot a flare into
the audience during their show in Australia.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Soccer thing to do.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
Yeah, so he boasted on X he goes you massive
c word who launched the flare into the crowd last
night at the gig in Melbourne. I you're seriously fed
up in the head and I will be finding you, trust.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Me, because you see this in like soccer games where
they're all this smoke and fire in these stadium.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Who's the stance catch on fire?

Speaker 5 (13:30):
So like a barbecue going on that is insanely dangerous.
Those things are hot and they don't go out.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, and I like me.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
I think I heard in an interview with what's that guy,
the big Australian comic No No, Jeff j Jefferies, he
was talking about how it's crazy over there too, where
they have cameras everywhere, like that's all you can't really
get away with anything. So I'm sure they would find
this person.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Now.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
Coca Cola once again is dropping their holiday commercials and
this time they're using even more AI than before, and
the AI haters hate it and they're talking all this
back but yes, they have double down and they're adding
even more crazy, more elaborate AI to these commercials. And
they make the argument, hey, even though we're doing these

(14:19):
AI commercials, we still had over one hundred people working
on them, and that's almost as many as we did
before when we weren't using AI.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Who's really bitching about this?

Speaker 6 (14:29):
The actors unions, it's cool now though, you're gonna see
this term online. You're gonna hear the term or see
the term on social media AI slop. So the second
they see AI, yeah, they're gonna criticize it and just
talk smack about it because they want the engagement themselves
of people liking their posts talking ish on the AI

(14:50):
and the type of people that are talking crap on this.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Yeah, that term comes from how especially early AI, you know,
early like six weeks ago, like it would look real
janky and people's mouths wouldn't move operly and their fans
would be all.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Example is Will Smith eating spaghetti.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Right, But now is we've again, in a very short time,
we've basically beaten that.

Speaker 10 (15:08):
And I'm sorry, but they're claiming that double the amount
of people worked on this AI.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
No, no, no, just as many oh, just as many.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Well, yeah, I guess what the reason? It will be
fewer and fewors the years going on. That's just the
way it is. That's that's how technology works.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
That's how the cookie crumbles the sausage gets made. All right, Well,
speaking of nostalgia, now have you seen this? A Nostalgia
Night with mcaulay culkin and Home Alone, the fifth anniversary
tour that's kicking off November twenty second.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I heard about it? No, Yeah, are you not a
big humblo? Were you just a little too old for
Home Alone? Sammy Nolone is great? Yeah? I love Home Alone. Yeah,
well he's hed like Home Alone.

Speaker 12 (15:47):
Everyone likes Tom Alone.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
He offered it up and there was like a none
this was happening.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, he did it last year too.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
Yeah, thanks manas well, he's hitting thirteen cities if you
have not heard about it. The first one will be
in Long Beach, California, and I'll be wrapping up in Brooklyn,
New York on December twelfth.

Speaker 12 (16:05):
I mean, I'm into it.

Speaker 7 (16:06):
I just am curious what he has to say or
what I just want to watch the movie.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
There was the thing he's got like and I feel
like they keep doing the home like remaking Home Alone,
in the form of a commercial.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Zeitgeist.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah they did something last year, and now there's a
new McCauley cull can add for a company that provides
whereas it oh in home non medical care for seniors
called home Instead, and since Home Alone celebrating the thirty
fifth anniversary this month. The ad plays like a sequel
that many years later. Now you're just a little clip
of it, so as is now grown up character Kevin

(16:42):
is talking to a family member on the phone. He
gets confronted. Remember the old man Marley. Oh yeah, the
old dude with the shovel. Yeah, he gets confronted by
old Man Marley's granddaughter. Here's a little clip. I just
worry about mom being by yourself, you know, when she
falls down or gets known in. You never didn't catch itself,
Benish clos slayer.

Speaker 13 (17:02):
We'll call you back.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
You're jumping one, aren't you sorry? I thought you were
this old man Marley. That's my Graham's what's all this?
My mom's getting older.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Have you tried talking to her about getting a little help?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I'm afraid to bring it up.

Speaker 12 (17:15):
He's not easy.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
How you feel about family is a complicated thing.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
How is that?

Speaker 6 (17:20):
It's truly your Grandpa's the boots at mer people like
nails down.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, see I don't need all that, like just just
show me the movie and uh, but good for him.
That really doesn't do it for me.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
Well, no, he needs money. Thirteen cities coming at him
all right. Anthony Hopkins's wife speculates that he has autism,
but he thinks it's nonsense. Why does she think that?
Because he She says that he's obsessed with numbers and details.
His response was, I like everything in order and memorizing.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (17:52):
See this goes back to the point of you know,
because he wants things in order, So he is the problem.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
You have a disorder. You have a disorder for one
to them apparently, so he must be crazy. Yeah, he's
got to be nice. Therefore you're a mania. Yeah you're
a psycho. I would say, like, maybe they need to
get their heads checked, right.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
You follow it up with what I don't know what
the hell she's talking about.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Yeah, remember what we just used to call these people
type A. Yeah, they're just organized.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
Well it's first started with OCD. If you like things organized,
you had OCD and now apparently it's autism.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, all right, well, thank you very much, Menace, no problem.
Time for your birthdays and for your porn birthday show
birthday were gonna say, we don't say, and you know
you don't do. And we'll start with the celebrities. Heavy
birthday that Jason Kelsey, who's thirty eight years old today,

(18:46):
obj Odell Beckham Junior is thirty three. Brian Adams, who
just met at the Successful He is sixty six years
old today, Menace. Today is Chris Jenner's birthday. Oh shot,
Chris Day her mayor Lord of the Kardashian Empire seventy.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
I didn't add this, but your friend, God, why do
I go blank? What I need to pull up the information?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Kayeln Jenner?

Speaker 14 (19:08):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Not Kaelin Jenner, but god, your favorite comedian, female comedian,
red hair. Yeah, she just had her third facelift.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Wow, and they're going really well. It's working. Yeah. Robert
Patrick is sixty seven. You got Johnny Greenwood from your
favorite band? If she's my favorite comedian, Radiohead's your favorite band? Absolutely?
I love their fans. He's fifty four. Sam Rockwell, who
won Best Supporting Actor, love him for three Billboards outside Edming, Missouri,

(19:38):
which never saw that. But he was in Green Mile.
That was a good movie. Iron Man two, He's fifty
seven till the Swinton is sixty five and weird. Kevin Jonas,
the oldest of the Jonas brothers, is thirty eight. And
Art Garfunkel, ah our Garfunkel from Simon and Garfunkel. Yeah,
is eighty four years old. Your porno birthday is Molly Stewart,

(20:02):
not Kathy Griffin. No, and today's birthday.

Speaker 15 (20:04):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
She's been fingered more than a bowling ball in one
hundred and thirty nine fine films, including Trick or Eat
Her Kidding. She was in sixty nine Ing and Vibing
Volume one. Also Locker Room Licking. Yes, she was in
When Girls Shower Together Volume one. She was fantastic in
Squirting Out the Truth. Also Lesbians in Training and Sammy.

(20:27):
How about the holiday film Horny for the Holidays? Oh,
I get it. That is Molly Stewart because you are
I know he was thirty four years old. Today met
you porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a
Wednesday morning. Look what's happening around the world of entertainment
here on The Woody Show. All right, welcome back everybody. Hey,

(20:49):
so I have some audio to play for you. This
is during Sunday's Chiefs Bill's game. Fans noticed that Tony
Romo was making some weird noises while he was talking.
It kind of reminds me of when everybody was pointing
out and I have yet to really key in on it,
but apparently Menace makes some noises. I do, I do.
I I hear the back. Yeah. I try to focus

(21:13):
in on it. Yeah, I call it the ramp up. Yeah,
I call it. Really got to be in the studio
off mike, Well, what do you be talking?

Speaker 6 (21:23):
He'll be like, it's like it's me thinking out loud,
but it's the sound of thinking. But my uh my,
my friend's mom.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Every time I call, she would follow up every.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Sentence with yeah, He's like, oh is Lewis around?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, he's gonna be there in a minute. It's like, uh,
it's like Metallica, James Headfield, like everything. It's like, how
you doing today? It's a very case anyway, So Tony
Romo is making some weird noises while he's talking. The
fan on social media they were not pleased. Uh, some
calling him the worst. One fan said the downfall of

(22:07):
Romo's career needs to be studied. Romo has said before
that he has received praise from both CBS and broadcast
partner Jim Nance, but fans have called both of these
claims into question because, you know, I like Tony Romo's knowledge.
His delivery leaves a little to be desired. It's all
the same, you know, like it's something, Oh, here we go, Jim,

(22:29):
Here we go, Jim. It's too Yeah, I can't take excitement.
Maybe a little bit of a little bit of that here,
here's here's the clip that is going around with this
whole thing right here, and then another hold right there.
I think it was he does a lot of that

(22:50):
just finished, Jim. That's what I do, very very quietly.

Speaker 16 (23:00):
Then you'll see right here, and then another hold right there.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
I think it was crazy. I thought it was so
subtle you wouldn't even notice that.

Speaker 14 (23:15):
Damn.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
He sounds like he's trying to see how long he
can hold his breath for until he finally releases that,
and like he's talking without breathing.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
When he started, loved him and then he's kind of
like grated on me. And it's about to cross over
and to do not like Jim Nansen's classic. People give
Chris collins Worth a lot of grief. I hate them
because he's a Bengal, a Cincinnati. He's such a Steeler hater,
so I can't stand Chris collins with But I think
he does a decent job. Sure, other than they find

(23:43):
whatever the player is of the moment that they just
can't stop just like nobbing them, like anytime the player
won't even like Patrick Mahomes might not even be in
that game. But they'll figure out a way to work.
They did the same thing with Brady, like they'll they'll
figure out a way to work their name into the conversation. Ready, Yeah, right,
But I think Tom Brady's done a really good job. Yeah,

(24:04):
I think he I mean, I know you're biased.

Speaker 9 (24:06):
I am.

Speaker 7 (24:06):
I'm very best and I also hated Romo from the
start because I'm biased.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, but I think I think Tom Brady's done a
really good job because he has the knowledge like Tony
Romo does, but he doesn't have that annoying delivery the
way that the way that Tony.

Speaker 12 (24:24):
So weird.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
All right, Job eight hit us up with a text
over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 13 (24:37):
Okay, I think I know what that is.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, this is the Woodie Show A yeah, nippling but
hoolers going on. It's another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Thank you for being here, coming
some of your time today, what Greg minis? What up?
We got Sea Bass? Yeah, we got Sammy Morgan is
here and Gina's over there checking me out.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah. She likes my legs.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, she's watched the video.

Speaker 12 (25:05):
You want to touch them again?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
I do?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
You're so crazy.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh, legs for days.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
She has legs for days and they're so soft like
Barbie legs.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
You might luck out, I hope. And if you get
a room much, I'll give get a second key. Yeah,
get an office like Greg's sitting a cup chair. Yeah,
I'll check it out badly. Yeah, Gina grads. Trending news headlines.
What's going on? Well?

Speaker 4 (25:26):
The drawing for the eight hundred million Mega Million's jackpot
was last night and it went unclaimed. In fact, no
tickets match the five white balls at all. The jackpot
has been growing since right five of them, though somebody's
left out since last June, and it's expected to be
around eight hundred and forty three million in the next

(25:46):
drawing on Friday. So if someone wins that the lump
sum option would be around three hundred and ninety two
million before taxes. But there's a bunch of withholdings which
would bring your lump sum down to like two forty seven.
So don't get too excited. Don't even bother me and gregil.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Just I'd like to make an announcement.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
I'm buying the next mega millions and if I win,
I will give a listener one million dollars.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Whoa, yeah, look at you, a million dollars so generous.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Well, yesterday was election day across the country. It was
a big night for Democrats. Prop fifty pass in California.
That's known as the Election Rigging Response Act, So now
California is allowed to use a new congressional map that
basically gives five more Democrat seats in the House of Representatives.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
I hate all of it. I hate the Texas thing,
I hate all that the other states that we're doing it,
because don't you realize that this just completely takes away
the power of the people. Right, So I mean it
goes for both sides, right, because now the other side
will then respond and I kind of like one of
these guys I forget who it was, was talking about
how you know, oh, well, we can get rid of

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the filibuster to end the government shut down, and they're
refusing to do that because they said, you know what,
that'll be wielded against us later on later. So, but
we're already in this now with this whole redistricting thing,
and so a couple of other states, a handful of
other states have already done that on the other side,
So then they had gained I think eight and so
now with the five from California, there's still a three deficit.

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So what other states they go and do? Is it
just it never ends?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Like Ohio and North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Never it just it just never ends.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Is there such thing as a cold civil war? Because
I think we're in it.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
It feels that way, you know what I mean, It
feels that way. I hate all the politics, the partisanship,
I hate all of it. Nobody nobody's working together. Yeah no, no,
nobody's hearing each other, nobody's communicating.

Speaker 10 (27:34):
That's why medicis hero. Harvey Levin over at TMZ, he's
got that campaign that he's pushing for, like kick all
their asses out both get rid of the old me
would have gone home yesterday and put the news on
and had it locked on the news. And now I
don't even care. I don't watch a.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
Lot of people feel that the voter turnout was crazy,
and I'm like, where's this energy when they're trying to
increase taxes? Yeah, like, yeah, let's have that many people
come out to say, hey, we don't want to increase taxes.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
We want you to but out after our money. I
don't think that's the way it goes. I know, I
think I think it just goes. They get on this
messaging for the dumbest people, and if it means more taxes,
they don't hear that part. No, no, And so people
end up voting for something that causes them more taxs.
You good William. Some people love voting to increase taxes.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah, you love it.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
I love it. It's the best. We don't have enough.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Well in New York City, Zora and mom Donnie. He
calls himself a Democratic socialist. He won mayor and is
the youngest mayor they've had in decades. In Virginia, Abigail
Spanberger became the first woman to ever be elected governor
there and in New Jersey, Mikey Cherrill also made history
becoming the first Democratic woman to be elected to run
that state. UPS rather cargo plane crashed right after takeoff

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in Louisville yesterday.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
This is insane, like a mile long fire trap.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah, it was leaving for Honolulu. Fire and smoke started
coming from the left wing. Another video from a security
camera shows the plane falling to the ground at a
ninety degree angle before bursting into flames. Then it hit
some pro paane and oil tanks at a recycling business
before exploding into a giant fireball. Because of the size
of the accident, there was a shelter in place order
for anyone within five miles of the crash. Now that

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shelter in place is lower to one mile. The governor
says that seven people have been killed, including all three
flight crew members, and eleven others have been hurt with
really bad injuries. Those numbers are expected to climb.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
So I know this has nothing people died, But one
of the first things I thought about was it's a
UPS plane, So if you had a shipment on there,
if you were sending something like do you get like
an email that says, hey, your shipment was on, Like,
how do they notify all? Yeah, yeah, they know which
packages and stuff are on.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
There's definitely delayed.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I've thought about that when I've had to send important papers,
signed documents, or things that you know, not easily replaced,
like through a vetex or a UPS. I go, man,
I wonder what would happen if this is one of
those situations where you know, this one gets hit by
a train, they go full castle away right exactly. Yeah,
you get an email like what happens? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 6 (30:07):
Has anything been brought up about air traffic control?

Speaker 12 (30:10):
Were?

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Well not not specifically, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Know air traff control. There was a fire. I don't
know if that prevents engines from the person. There was
a fire alight in that part, that's what you said.
There was a fire, smoke coming from the wing as
it took off, and then it just that has nothing
to do with.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Air no, well, speaking of that. With the government shut
down now entering its fifth week, the Department of Transportation
may have to shut down airspace and parts of the country.
The department says they can't manage the workload of flights
going across the country because they simply don't have the
air traffic controllers to do it. And as we know now,
nearly half of all major ATC facilities are dealing with

(30:48):
staffing shortages because workers are supposed to keep working even
though they're not getting.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Paid maybe higher.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Oh that would be so good. Volunteers people to try it.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
You're probably you're probably safer just having nobody up there
half shift. I would love to hang out and watch
do that job. There was one guy I think he
was working the Houston Airport by himself, and at one
point he was like juggling like fifteen planes. Wow, because

(31:18):
he was the only guy there that Yeah, I think
my uncle has been retired from doing that for fifteen
seventeen years. I wonder if he could like go back
or sure, how different could it look different? No, because
it's all the same old ass equipment, which is part
of the problem with the system guards And yeah, yeah, in.

Speaker 10 (31:38):
The movies, they have these little like like rectangle pieces
of plastic and they just kind of stack them up.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
And down like an airplane. Well, the NFL trade deadline
ended yesterday and it was a busy one. The Jets
made big moves when they traded Star cornerback Sauce Gardner,
I love that name to the Colts and defensive lineman
Quinn Williams to the Cowboys exchange for a bunch of
draft picks to build for the future. Chair The Raiders
traded receiver Jacoby Myers to the Jaguars to boost Jacksonville's offense,

(32:05):
and the Saints sent receiver Rashid Shaheed to the Seahawks.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I thought I would suck to have that name Jacoby Myers,
because all you think about is Jacoby and Myers. What
did I a law firm?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
I said, how do you even say that?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
To have a name like that? I totally you know,
he got so much ball breaking over that, like people
just talking smack.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Hey, go to accident, Jacoby. The Saints also traded traded
offensive lineman Trevor Penning to the Dodgers. The Dodgers the
Chargers rather Dodgers on the brain, and they need the
help after losing two of their best linemen for the season.
And the first college football rankings of the season came
out last night, things looked a little different this year.
They ranked Ohio State as the number one team, followed

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by Indiana, Texas, A and M and Alabama it's the playoffs.
If the playoffs started today, those four teams would get
the first round bys, and the teams ranked five through
twelve ver Georgia, Old miss BYU, Texas Tech, Oregon, Notre Dame, Texas,
and Oklahoma they'd play in the first round. Memphis and
Virginia are the top teams in their conference, and if
they stay there, they could knock out to higher ranked

(33:05):
teams in the playoff spots. And finally, there's an update
on those reciss monkeys that escaped after a truck crash
in Mississippi last week.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
That's still going on. Yeah, I to be called monkey
people like are you candy? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Hilarious that I instantly thought him, like, wait, were these
monkeys with a bunch of reeses?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Thank you? Yeah, I'm sure. Anyway, I didn't really hated
the dad jokes. I was piggy anti dad jokes. Didn't
you write a new Dad jug Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
I made one up.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I made one up.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
It has to probably already exist. I really don't know.
But hey, did you guys hear about the horse that
had to go to the hospital. The doctors say he's
now in stable condition.

Speaker 17 (34:00):
To get it, horses, you had no help with that.
I made it up yesterday, just getting it enjoying. Thank you,
I'm getting enjoy all right.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Well, let's get back to these Reese's monkeys. Cops say
two of them have been killed. One was shot while
crossing the highway and the other we heard about being
killed in someone's backyard after a mom took it down
because she was scared for kids safety. Just popped it.
The third monkey still on the run.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
It's not where it's going to go, right.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Maybe somebody will adopted it. Right, Well, it's not carying diseases,
but they can.

Speaker 8 (34:35):
Be le how.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Thank you. I don't know there was a monkey call.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
We've been talking about it two weeks.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
I've heard about monkeys that remember I think you know
if we did, says I would.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Commit You remember the fire on the plane's wing before
it took off.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Yeah, and here that part of the You gotta talk
to people where they are.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
This is the ear dumbs, right right, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, you've clearly closed your ear dumbs. To Gina in
the news.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
I've been start saying that to my kid, to open
your ear dumbs, but stay away from this monkey. How
you oh, google their teeth? These Reese's monkeys don't play.
They have like full on fangs, So stay the hell
away from it.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
So you were saying Reese is way more than before
before it was just monk.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Because you're keying on it. Yeah, because I'm keyed on
the time nine eleven. Yeah, I probably look at the
clock way more than I think, but I only seem
to make note of it when it's nine eleven AM
or PM, And I go, why do I always look
at the clock when it's nine eleven and see.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Best fully stop the news story to tell a joke
about Reese's.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah, that was a really good one. I think you
would did that before.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
No, I'm saying that's why you've heard it more today. Yes,
and that's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
All right, thank you very much, Tina Grant got it.
We got more what he showed next? Hang on, the
show returns right after these messages. All right, Well we
have something here to a babe or eye roll that
the Sea Bass has for Greg today. Awesome. Greg is
the most sensitive especially here. Hate you hate it.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
It's a curse.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Although I'm becoming more sensitive by the day.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
They say, as your testosterone drops as you get older.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Bro, They tested my tea, and my tea was just fine.
I had to go through that whole like yeah, like,
uh yeah, they ran everything. You're growing a hard. Yeah,
I don't know what the hell's going on. It's really weird. Weird. Yeah,
it's a weird feeling. It's like you're a little girl.
It's like when you sit on the toilet too long
and your legs fall asleep. Strange feeling off.

Speaker 10 (36:40):
Yeah, it just falls off and flush it accidentally accidentally flushing.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
You ever had that dream? So what is it?

Speaker 5 (36:47):
So this is something that popped up just on a
social media ad and I saw it.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I thought, oh, Greg Gory. This has Greg written all
over him.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
So this is I've got this and I got some
other products that I thought, okay, And my first thought,
oh Gregor loved this.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
But oh is this so sappy that even gregil hated
really sappy like sad love dun oh romantic? Yeah yeah,
well Greg is the biggest romantic on the show as well.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Like, so this is and we also because it's a product,
you can play a little pricing game with it too.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Greg. This is something that's called the Truest North Compass. Okay,
this is a about a four or five inch large
sort of presentational compass, right, and you program this compass
so that it always points not to north, but to
the spot where you got engaged. Oh oh that's so dumb,

(37:39):
so weird. Okay, its so yeah, now not just not
just where you propose. You can change it to your
wedding or your honeymoon, you know.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
But the idea is it's so it's a it's a
real compass, and then you program it later with like
you know, geo tag it coordinates and that will then
move that compass would.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Always points to your one special place. It's useless right now.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Again we'll guess the price after the au babe or
eye roll, but caused like a big golden sort again
I four or five inches. You can add all kinds
of stuff onto it, you know, custom designs and stuff messages.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
The truest north compass that points to where you do.
We think that Greg's can give that an a babe
or an eye roll. I'm thinking that's gonna be an
a babe. I don't know if he would. He might,
because here's the thing, it's not super obvious. It's one
of those things that you can have in your house,
and it could be out somewhere, depending on I haven't
seen how it looks. Yeah, let me let me see

(38:39):
how it looks. Let me see how it looks. I said,
it's got like gold and white in the middle. I
could totally see. He likes old crab, so Greg could
have that displayed somewhere, right, and the only people who
would know where it's pointing would be Greg and Mario,
So otherwise it's just another old piece of crap that
he might might have.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
Now, that's that's a cool story real quick, though, how
much again for the same.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yet yet? But because that would spoil the main game.
Is a babe or I roll? Will Greg abebit or
I roll it? I'm saying he's gonna awe babe it
for that reason. If it was one of those things
where it was like two hearts interlocked with the initials
of people, that would be an eye roll. Because Greg
does aubebe that someone bought him a star nice, Yes,

(39:25):
exactly right. I'm the only person in the room that
I have to disagree.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
It's a chochke, and I don't think Greg likes to
clutter his home with chochkeys, So I'm gonna say I.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
Roll, Okay, it's it's menace. I'm torn because if it
was given to him, he would say, a babe. But
if he would buy it, he would say I.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Don't think he has to buy it. I think this idea.
Does he like the idea of the item, the concept? Yes? Right?
And then the secondary thing is we've got to guess
how much this crap is.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
I think it's still I roll, iroll, Sammy, I'm with Woodie.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
I think it's an a babe because it's not super obvious,
but it's still very sweet.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Yeah, I'm going to all babe too, but he would
never tell us if you had one secrets.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Point where it's pointing, Greg is an odd babe or
and I roll. You know what, it's a real close
election here, almost recount territory. But I am leaning eye
roll for Gina's point. It's just a cho What the
hell are you going to do with this thing? When

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I saw the.

Speaker 10 (40:28):
Photo, it kind of suade me, you know how like
people that like the nautical theme and I've never known
what they are. They have these three gold things on
the wall. Yeah, and I think one's a barometer.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (40:41):
It's a weird thing and they look old timy and
kind of cool. That's what that reminded me of. But
how dumb is this?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
It's just clutter. I hate to lose on that. But okay,
that's fine. You made a good argument. How much? How
much does this thing go for base price? Uh? Is
there's all kinds of things you could add. You could
add a custom design or engraving. I'm sure ninety dollars.
Put me down for eighty nine dollars.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
I think they're trying to gouge. I'm going to go
to fifty.

Speaker 12 (41:14):
I'm going sixty.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
I'm actually going fifty.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
The base price of the truest North compass that points
to the place where.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
You engaged or banged for the first time. Yeah, it's
two hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Do I know my crab line or what.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
It has to have a GPS bills in? Oh god?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Actually, Sammy was the Closes.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
I was the Closes. You won.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
So you can technically not just hang this on your wall.
You can you yeah, yeah, yeah, And it'll always say
to that, yeah, you get if you can, you get
you know, lost hiking in the woods, and.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Then you want to but you have to calculate for them,
But you want to get back to where you guys
got engaged. Yeah, that's what you could do. Like, I'm lost,
I'm probably gonna die out here, but the mountain. So
if I can just get back to where we got it,
be Grave Mountain, back to Tulsa Eyral Romantic Item Edition.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
All right, So now I'm on because I clicked on
this stupid compass, I get a billion ads for all
kinds of garbage now, including oh god, the personalized custom
pocket hug.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
What what pocket?

Speaker 5 (42:18):
It's a little it's so it's a little keychain, leather clasp,
maybe the size of a Silva Dolla, and inside of
it is a photo of you and your boo and
it's like a little pocket hug, and it's customized with
your name and her name or his name or both
her names.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
We get it, We get the combas.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
But but but you can go in and you can
customize like your hair color and the dress or the shirt.
So so it really does look like in this case,
they says Andy and Anna and they're sitting there, she's
kissing on him.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
So it's like cartoon basically, Well yeah, but you customize
it to look like as close to you and your
virus as possible. It's a little pocket hug that you
keep on your keys. And then he pulled out again
you could see the Oh there we are. That is bizarre.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
No, I think I'm gonna take the unpopular opinion here
and I'll explain why I think this is an abbey.
Because the leather keychain looks nice and you have to
be up close to that thing to see the stupid picture.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
He'll know what it is, kind of like the scratch
on his card. Nobody else was able to see it.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
But I'm using your logicality because you said with the
compass like, well, no one will really know. No one's
going to see it just looks like a nice leather keychain.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, but I don't think it's that nice of a
leather key chain.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Yeah, because I knowing Crag's taste, I don't think he
thinks that.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Looks allow me to Okay, it doesn't say's Gucci. But
on the back, besides the pocket hug with your pictures
on it, it says, in case you need a little reminder,
I love you now.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Oh god, I'm changing my changing.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah, Greg dumb exactly what I would make fun of
somebody for having hug ridiculous, a little stupid. Do you
mind the price? Oh? Because you got you can color
hair color shirt colors nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Yeah, it has to be like twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Thirty nine fifty.

Speaker 12 (44:12):
Yeah, I'm going five forty sixty five.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
This reminder of your forever love. It is only twenty
two ninety.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Nine two.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You can send us
a text over to two two nine eight seven. We
have some time, so we'll do another. We have another one.
Do you want to hear? Well, we'll do it after
the break custom lyric. Oh you.

Speaker 13 (44:38):
On the tree.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Man, let's get another item, all babe or eye roll?
You know Greg? So he's sappy romantic. Yep, he loves
a lot of this stuff. Although that that keychain thing,
what's the keychain? It's like a little what's a hug hug?
A pocket hug? So it sounds like a dildo. Yeah,
it looks like like a locket that you'd wear. Essentially,
it's got a little snap, like a little little leather

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keychain in like like an eye drop kind of shape,
and it folds down and there's your name and their
name and a photo or a cartoon text came in
during the break. I said, I'd rather have my husband
do one of those stupid dildo molds for when we're apart.
I don't need a keychain or a compass when I'm
missing him. At least the mold isn't useless, and I

(45:24):
can still put it on the mantle if yeah, exactly,
you know, like those banana hangars like you get for
your store and you hang it from there like you
hang your husband's like a molded dildo. I almost said
moldy dildo. Hope, hopefully not. All right, So let's let's
go back and see what other item we're gonna all

(45:46):
babor eye roll for Greg here.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
From the folks at Magic Exhalations. I have a custom
Romantic platinum record. So what it is is you and
them your your name and your your loved one's name.
They print that on the record like you would see.
We have these around the radio station. You know, yea
go ahead, billion copies sold. But it's they print your name,

(46:10):
they print a photo of you, and then they print
your favorite song lyric. So the example they use all
of me because all of me loves all of you.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
What's this John legend?

Speaker 8 (46:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Right, And so that's printed up on like your your
platinum record, your photo of you, the custom lyrics.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Does it play?

Speaker 5 (46:29):
No, No, it's hangs on your wall. It was just decorative, Yeah,
just decorative. That is the magic Exhalation custom platinum record
with your love lyric.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Somebody. Of the three things that we've heard so far,
the Compass is the least.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Dumb defensive, right, look at this platinum record of music
that I will Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Mean that's the least. That's the one I could see
Greg having the most.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Can you like depeche Mode or something? Yeah, music, I'm
not a part of this. Music is a part of me. Yes, yeah,
you're going the wrong direction. I roll.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Yeah, this is ugly and tacky in no way would
Is there a romantic depeche Mode song?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yes? I think home is romantic. You could have that
with you and Mario. Yeah, crips is. Actually you can
make the argument it's romantic.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Okay, I know what he's trying to do here, But
I roll.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
I say, maybe he would put this in his home
office or something like that.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Don't you have I think he would have like a
legit golden platinum records. Now, yes, I have a ton
in my office. You do have gold records? You still
have the radio stations. No, they used to give them
to everybody. Really, yeah, back in the day, due back
in the day, anybody who was on the air, like
they got I've got some from you know, Corn and

(47:49):
Lincoln Park. I got some really cool ones. Yeah, but
then again, I was part of the programming department. I
was like a music director and think you don't.

Speaker 10 (47:57):
Mighty mighty Bosstones. I got a really cool, perfect cool one. Yeah,
they're awesome.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
Thank you for me here, for showing me home, for
singing the it was involving a band that you loved
from a loved one. I think maybe a babe, if
it wasn't some random thing.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
I'm saying, all babe, Greg, if you ever want to tread,
I got a really cool buck Cherry. Yeah it was
before that. I got a godsmack one early but cherry
butcher like lit up buck Cherry. Wow, I think I've
seen that one. Yeah, I'm saying, all, babe, Babe, I'm
going irol roll, Greg Gory, this is a babe. And

(48:40):
I would totally in.

Speaker 10 (48:42):
The home office. I would totally go with the depeche
Mode lyric I think it actually looks cool. You know,
it's not real, but it's nice. I thought the fakery
of it, but it's cool. Healinge the whole, the whole,
that's the concept is fakery. Giant Teddy bearl I like this.

(49:03):
There's this one company a friend of mine used and
she actually went found this company that makes the custom
song and that you type in like, oh, you know,
let's just say you're doing it for Woodie.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
He likes to fly, he likes you know. This is
his dog is named Cassie. And and then they would
customize a song like Woodie, I love you when you
run your plane.

Speaker 10 (49:27):
And and I was like, that is so good. And
now so this is kind of like a visual representation
of that, even though you pick a different song that's lame.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
That's shocking.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I like that. They're just mad because they're wrong. I
thought I knew you well, do.

Speaker 11 (49:45):
I know?

Speaker 1 (49:45):
I should be hurt? I thought you knew me? How much?
For this? Uh? This is god piece of crab custom
romantic personalized platinum record. Big is like the looks about
twelve by twelve maybe regular record. Now that's they have
it as small as four by six inches. Oh my God,
and the four x six inches one is only twenty

(50:06):
dollars and ninety five cents. All right, put me down
for fifteen of them.

Speaker 10 (50:10):
Fifty dollars for the normal size one ninety nine ye eighty.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah, I'm going one twenty five not bad, forty ninety five.
I'll take two.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Wow, it's framed and everything like that.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Yeah, it's not a real record obviously, blah blah blah blah,
et cetera, et cetera. But it's all you know, plastic.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Contruck, cool plastic frame. Yeah, magic exhalation, a Babor eye roll,
Romantic item edition. All right, well, Greg, yep, now we know.
Now we know what to get you for. Uh, I
mean Valentines christ Well, not like Greg Ivey really likes
it that much. I mean there's a Christmas gift dog. Yeah, yeah,

(50:48):
we got you. At eight seven seven forty four, Woody
hit us up with the text over to two two
nine eight seven is nowenty We are to another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world, Woody. That's great, Goring,
we got Menace. What Jenny grad is here? Sea Bass

(51:10):
is writing Young We're out here. We've got Morgan. There's
Sammy phones are open eight seven and it's up in
the text over two two nine eight seven. So this
loop story has been big nice. Yeah, robbed in broad daylight.
They're still looking for the stuff, but there's a lot
of criticism, you know, in the security or lack thereof,

(51:34):
and apparently the worst thing they found so far the
password to their security system. Oh this is so good,
all right? Anybody want to guess what the password to
their security system was? Is it either six? No?

Speaker 12 (51:56):
I was going to guess one zero one zero.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
One zero one zero. No word was love the capital
L though.

Speaker 12 (52:09):
Not one.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Just love, Okay, l O U v r E. That's it. Yeah, yeah,
I've been there, just heard it. He probably couldn't. Yeah,
I can't. I can't repeat it. But have you seen
is this true or not true?

Speaker 6 (52:25):
That the guys that are on the run, of the
guys that got caught, they're good looking, like model status.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
I've seen two of the mug shots and they're pretty hot.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
Because our friend Jerry O'Connell was posting photos of them.
He goes, is it are they really this hot? So
we might get another situation where they're going to get
a whole fan base them free.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
I hate that for jail so much.

Speaker 12 (52:51):
The Hot prisoners. Is he still in prison?

Speaker 1 (52:53):
No? Out here back? Yeah, he's like dating billionaires from now.
It's all about the dude shot the healthcare ceo.

Speaker 6 (53:00):
Oh yeah, but he might get overtaken by these the dude, Yeah.

Speaker 12 (53:08):
I'm not cute.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Well what one kind of looks like that dude, the
Jeremy Meeks or whatever it was that his name.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
The hot hotel. Yeah, yeah, the wondero's all tuned up
like he's all bruised. Yeah, sprise French police would even
do that. You think they just hit you with feathers
or something for.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
A back with Mariboo.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yeah. But the password thing, I mean, I get trying
to make it simple because every place that you have
to put a password in is different. This is has
to have a symbol of something. This one absolutely no symbol.
This one has to have a capital and something lowercase
and the special symbol. But it can't be anything you
used in the past fifteen years exactly. Yeah. No, wonder

(53:49):
if people use the same password, because you know, you
can use and Menace didn't trust even the face I
d for his phone for the longest time. I still
don't use you still don't use that one? What have
you moved on to? Oh? Apple pay? Apple pay? At
first I wasn't really into it, but it wasn't but
you know, no wonder.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Yeah, but you can use that option.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
You could use the save password thing on your phone,
but people don't necessarily trust that memorize it.

Speaker 10 (54:16):
Yeah, you somehow managed to have your work computer always
keep the same password. I could do that because every
time it tells you to change it, it says.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
You've already used this one. You can you just you
tell the I T guy.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
To override the mainframe with the Cox.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Okay, right, No, I just I just email the IT
guy go and can you please leave it? Although I
don't know how to get around this, my personal laptop
has somehow been commandeered by the company. It says your
company requires you to change. So when I just log
onto my regular laptop at home, I'm forced to put

(54:53):
in a password that I set up what not? On
your it says, and it says your whatever, your your company,
your your organization, your organization requires a password change. Uh?
Is it because it's got an email? Right? I mean
I dial into Yeah, I dial into our network. Yeah
of course. Then but why is it like the password

(55:15):
for my laptop, Because in order to get on, it's
not like it's automatically on. I have to go into
a VPN connect that it sends me a code to
my phone. I got to enter that. Then I got
to log onto whatever network or computer at the radio
station I'm trying to access, Like there's there's there's already
thirty thousand layers of whatever.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
Is it the Windows profile you're talking about? Yeah, when
you log in.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Yes, like, and it has something to do with the
with the company that has to be Outlook based because
that's a Windows and I yeah. And I've asked the
I T guys even they are like, dude, I can't
figure out how to get that to go away. I'm like,
it's my personal laptop. It's super annoying because they make
it change your password a ton. Exactly do you.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Is your log in for your PC? Is it based
on your work email?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
No? No, like I said, it's just the regular log
on to that. It's a little HP laptop that I've
had for years. I can't I can't even get to
the main Windows page age. No. This has been going
on for like the last few years, and I just
gave up on it, and now I just used the
stupid the stupid password thing, all right, but it's super

(56:22):
annoying trying to trying to keep up with all that.
A teenager in Kansas thought about you, Greg ride of
her life amusement park. She hopped on a roller coaster.
Midway through her seatbelt came undone on the ride's first hill.
She was screaming, huh. That got the attention to the
couple in front of her. They thought nothing of it
because it's you know, it's it's a ride. But then

(56:45):
they heard her say, hey, my seatbelt came undone, and
so they jumped into action and they held her down
for the entire ride. But you see people every once
in a while transporting something in their car, like on
the roof or something, and they got like one idiot
in the back of the truck, I kind of holding
it down. You're not gonna be able to do that
at high school. So the couple, they were annual pass holders.

(57:07):
They had ridden this roller coaster many times, and so
they were able to anticipate the drops and the turns
of the rocks, and so they say that really kind
of helped them out. Becausey knew what was what was
coming and they got back to the station loading unloading area.
Now it's yeah, but you hear you can see where
they look at the picture turned around. You know this
this is a snapshot. You know the stupid camera that

(57:28):
takes your picture on the they bought this one. Wow,
and you can that is heroic. You could see them
holding holding this girl in place.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Looking at each other like, oh.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
And this is why Greg doesn't ride roller coaster.

Speaker 10 (57:40):
Have a video on our YouTube page, Menace and I
on the roller coaster. That was the last time I
rode one, and that will be the last time I ever.
Over ten years ago, over ten years.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Ago, we tried.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
We've gone to like multiple roller coaster openings with Greg
being there on.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yeah, the I p they'll they'll walk us right to
the front of the line. He still won't go. But
there was a time we all waited in the line
for quite a long time, and then once we got
to the ride, I like stepped onto the right and
then stepped off the right. I'll be on the bench.
I'll hold your d The lone survivor of that Air

(58:19):
India crash, he's now doing interviews, so he Uh, that's
that's gotta be the worst survivor's guilt. Yeah. Well, at
first he's like, wait a minute, how are you walking away? Yeah,
but he says he feels like the luckiest man alive.
Well maybe because you are. But he does say he's
got a lot of guilt that being the only one out,

(58:40):
you know, but he's dealing with the PTSD and he
said he's got like you know, all these injuries his legs,
his knees, his shoulder, his back. Uh, he's been unable
to drive or work. And I don't think you're gonna
have to work. I'm pretty sure you can get some
air Indian money, a couple of bugs.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
But don't you think at that point, like you have
to assume like I am here for a great purpose,
like you have to devote your life exactly.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Maybe you get to that point eventually, but like he
says that he often just sits alone in his room,
away from his family, and these memories of the crash
just like keep replaying.

Speaker 8 (59:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
Well he I mean wakes up and nobody's there, like
everyone's dead, Like was he conscious on the scene, because.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
I'd they found he was like walking away. Yeah, that's
that's the guy.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Yeah, that's horrifying.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
He just happened to be sitting in that one area
where he got thrown clear.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Essentially surrounded by dead bodies.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
He says he's not been treated for his PTSD since
he got home, and that, uh, you know, trying to
make these requests with the airline have been either declined
or ignored. The airline fired back and said in a
statement that people affected by the crash remain their top priority.
Says like he's building a lawsuit, Yeah, as he should. Well,

(59:51):
I mean, of course, I mean that this here's the
situation where I agree, right, Yeah, your family's gone to Yeah,
people sue for the dumbest things, but in this particular case,
I think he has a case. I think he's got
I think he's got a pretty clear case. Yeah, at
least a really nice settlement.

Speaker 12 (01:00:06):
No PTSD therapy though, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
You want to get on that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah, yeah, eight seven. You can send us a text
over to two two nine eighty seven. Cameo on the
cheap oh Rip Cameo is still a thing, is where
you can get the personalized greetings from celebrities. All different
price ranges on these things. Sea Bass has grouped them
into different categories. So it could be music, it could

(01:00:29):
be actors, it could be whatever, could be on the beach,
it could Begod the beach rip. And then we'll have
two different options. Both these celebrities are on cameo. But
whichever one is the cheapest. And that's the game. Guy,
I guess which one's the cheapest cheap o right, whichever
one's the cheapest. We have a personalized greeting waiting for us,
you guys. Show Cameo is a thing where you can

(01:00:57):
go on there and you can browse all the different
celebrities that are offering customized greetings. Been around for a while, Actually,
I'm kind of surprise is still around. I would think,
you know, to run that as a company with the
you know, there's no overhead, right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Yeah, people get to talk to celebrities.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
But still it costs money to you know, especially like
something computer based like that. Well genus keeping them in business.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
You did it for your kids, Oh yeah, and you're
still a kid for you know, video game guys and
all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:01:26):
I had.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
They were they were in the block and the red
I should say had a evaluation at one point years
ago of over a billion dollars that went away very fast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
They had over four hundred employees cut down them.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Well that could be their problem.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Well, because you got to cut deals with all these people.
You have to manage all that. You know, there's the
finances and transactional stuff like I don't know it just
us for Service County, right yeah, but it's still around
and h we have these uh celebrities give us personalized greetings.
But we got to find out who's the Cheapo on cameo.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
And we have a new a well a new original
song for Cameo on the Cheapo folder.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
There we do, Yeah, all right, here we go. They
used to be famous soda. Now they're willing to tap dance.

Speaker 17 (01:02:16):
It's you're nice.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Hell yeah. Sea Bass really likes all this AI stuff
songs all the time, the new versions, like the first ones.
You can say it's a I yeah that could that
could have been from the sixties. Yeah, yeah, I argue
we're screwed. Yeah, all right, So what's it was? The
first category? First category are what is favorites?

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
These are people and from things I know what he loves.
In fact, he plays this first clip all the time
from one of his favorite movies La bambla rich which
is not actually Lou Diamond Phillips. That's about Lou Diamond
Phillips sim Morales. However, Lou Diamond Phillip is on cameo.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
He played his brother Bob.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
For the rest of you. All right, right, you know him, right,
I've met him? Yeah, nice guy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Yeah all right, So Lou Diamond Phillips, he is the
guy being the richie being screamed about.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
He's on cameo. The other his name always trips me
up east Side like forever. Yeah, it's a mouthful, Yeah,
it's a mouthful. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
The other person who I know what he loves is
Mayor Goldie Wilson, the future real.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Name I think I'm gonna clean up this town.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
The real name Don full of Love, which maybe is
that a real name, who knows, But here he is
the famous scene where young Marty McFly is in the
diner and he at the time, Mayor Goldie Wilson is
just mopping floors.

Speaker 11 (01:03:48):
You think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
in this slop out, No, sir, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Make something of myself.

Speaker 13 (01:03:53):
I'm going to night school.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
And one day I'm going to be somebody. That's right,
He's gonna be Mayor Goldie Wilson. So I just watching
Apparently that's the last name.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
Full of Love f f U l L. Yeah, they
are both on cameo. Who is the cheaper cameo?

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
That what do you will? Love?

Speaker 16 (01:04:19):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
It's tough because I tell you, the Back to the
Future folks go crazy for all things Back to the Future.
I mean, they're more wild than I am. I went
to that convention where Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox.
I didn't see Donald Full of.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Love though he still working.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
That's what I mean. By the way, Lou Diamond Phillips
is the cameo. Oh oh yeah, okay, we're back cheaper.
It's gotta be Goldie, I would say, yeah, I would
say mayor Goldie Wilson.

Speaker 12 (01:04:50):
Yeah, definitely has to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
I mean, do we have his IMDb? What has he done?

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
He's apparently obviously the Back of the Future movies. He
does a bunch of voices. He was in Monster saying
Wally Okay, called party sourus Rex.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
The household name though Phillips is.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Yeah right, but you know, like he could get a
lot of these Back to the Future. Everybody knows Mayor
Goldie Wilson looks a lot like that.

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
I mean if I showed it around the building and
check out this cameo I got.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
But if you said, oh, Mayor Goldie Wilson from Back
to the Future, and they'd be like, oh yeah, and
you go, oh, well he's on camp.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Oh if you should a man over forty, Goldie has
to be cheaper, Yeah, for sure, Goldie Wilson Don Full
of Love. You can get his cameo for one hundred
and thirty dollars. Yeah, which means you can get Lou
Diamond Phillips's for only one hundred and therefore that is
surprising Phillips. So I obviously tell him who you guys are,

(01:05:46):
why you love him, And that's the cameo.

Speaker 16 (01:05:47):
All right, the Woody Show, It's Lou Diamond Phillips LDP
in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
This is a.

Speaker 16 (01:05:55):
Special cameo sending you lots of love from somebody named
seback Woodie.

Speaker 13 (01:06:01):
Apparently you you shout.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Richie a lot Retchie like, I've never heard that. Yeah,
that would be you and a few thousand other people
for almost forty years.

Speaker 13 (01:06:14):
But thank you wasn't always going to be about Ritchie,
what about bub.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
And Greg?

Speaker 13 (01:06:23):
Apparently you thought I was mega hot and young guns
than thank you, Greg, I appreciate that. We'll talk later.

Speaker 18 (01:06:30):
And Gina, see you're the classy one, the king, and
I thank you so much.

Speaker 13 (01:06:35):
I'm very very proud of that.

Speaker 18 (01:06:37):
I don't know where you saw it, whether it was
on Broadway or I've done it many many other places.
But menace A fan of the Mantis and mass singer.

Speaker 16 (01:06:47):
Just take those all the ship, right, Thanky mean so
to all of you.

Speaker 18 (01:06:55):
I so appreciate all the long time love and so
happy that, no matter or what flavor it comes in
your l VP fans.

Speaker 13 (01:07:02):
Continued success to your show. And don't forget Sea Bass.

Speaker 18 (01:07:06):
Yeah, maybe you could send him a little some little
swag bag, I mean some concert tickets or something.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
I don't know. Yeah, we have Cordy but full of energy.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
It was very friendly, very accommodating, addressed all your points
that from his house I believe so really good. Good
voice too, sounds good. Yeah, you think we're working for
so many decades, he wouldn't need to do this right,
But here we are. But here we are, all right,
We have a we have another round. We can do
another round of cameo on the Cheap Oh, and we're

(01:07:39):
going to do that next here on the Woody Show.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. You
could send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 13 (01:07:49):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Dude, So, uh got a surprise delivery from McDonald's. Yeah,
a massive one, to the point where Menace went out
there and set up the like wood Is Show feast table. Yea, yeah,
there's a feeding table a little small. Yeah. They brought
in so much stuff. They brought in like uh, sausage,
egg and cheese mcgriddles, like boxes of hash browns. They

(01:08:13):
brought it, a bunch of like coffees. Yes, thank you
for the iced iced and otherwise. What is it all about, Menace?

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
You know, well they're uh debian uh, they're highlighting their
iced coffee and their caramel French vanilla and sugar free
French vanilla coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
And the six dollars sausage, egg and cheese mcgriddle meal. Yeah,
so good. I'll take down about twenty four dollars you
and me both. I will thank you to McDonald's for
driving by the food. Pretty sweet. I'll take it. Soco
Sports with the cheese. Jeff curse, yeah egg, Good morning,

(01:08:51):
Jeff g what's happening?

Speaker 8 (01:08:52):
What the show?

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Good morning.

Speaker 11 (01:08:53):
In about thirty seconds, I got a great keyk Hernandez
story from the World Series. Stick around for that, but
first let's start with the NBA Clippers got cooked in
the second half. They lost to the Thunder James Harden
twenty five points in the loss. Moving on to our
Lakers should I say first place Lakers.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
They are hosting Wemby.

Speaker 11 (01:09:10):
And the Spurs tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena. NFL
Chargers picked up an offensive lineman yesterday after trade deadline,
Trevor Penning from the Saints. Well done, got some protection
for Justin Herbert. Moving on to the NHL, Ducks dominated
the Panthers last night.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Dishes at aust.

Speaker 11 (01:09:29):
Just the first and the Kings got their first home
winn of the season.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Dow Dowdy. Congrats to Drew Dowdy.

Speaker 11 (01:09:43):
And finally this morning, our Dodgers continue their victory lap.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Last night they were.

Speaker 11 (01:09:47):
On Jimmy Kimmel and Key k Hernandez told the story
about almost losing the World Series after Andy pater has
ran into.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Him and I go down and in my head.

Speaker 15 (01:09:56):
Everything is quiet, which should have told me that he
caught it. My brain is protected me from heartbreak. We
just lost this World Series because my teammate dunked on me.
And I'm just laying on the ground sad because we
had just lost the World Series and I feel like
a tap on the back. He's like, are you okay?
And I was like, f me being okay, did.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
You catch it? He goes, yeah, I caught it. I
was like, oh yeah this.

Speaker 8 (01:10:19):
I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
So many legendary plays in that series.

Speaker 11 (01:10:23):
Speaking of the Dodgers, catcher, Will Smith will be serving
food at Raising Keynes this morning in Hollywood from nine
to ten fifteen. Wait a minute, what kind of reward
is that you win the World Series and you got
to work a shift at Knes? But I guess it's
worth it if they give you free food, right, I
love me some canes. I'm jeff g and that' you're
so col sports.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Hi there he is Jeffy.

Speaker 12 (01:10:42):
Everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Yeah, we got so many friends. We got McDonald's bringing
this stuff. We got Lou Diamond Phillips as a friend.

Speaker 16 (01:10:49):
The Woody Show, It's Lou Diamond philik LDP in the
No Yeah, this is a special cameo sending you lots
of love from somebody named Sea Bass Woodie.

Speaker 13 (01:11:01):
Apparently you you shout.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Richie a lot wi. Yeah, like I've never heard that. Yeah,
he only hears it about a thousand times every day.
Forget the cameo on the Cheap Oh, yes, it was
what are the favorite things? It was either gonna be
that or mayor Goldie Wilson from Back to the Future.
It was lou Diamond Phillips is awesome love lebba. And
then we have another uh, and then we have another
cameo on the Cheap that we're gonna do coming up

(01:11:23):
for you. Next. Let me figure what the help the
Woody shows. Right after these messages, I had one interview
more and coach there on the fo Hire.

Speaker 19 (01:11:39):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Then we have another round of cameo on the Chopo. Yeah.
Next category, very timely. Halloween. Halloween.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
All right, all right, Uh, your first guy, this gentleman
on cameo for.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
You to buy his greeting is Winston from The Ghostbusters. Yes,
sir Hudson, this is he.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
And who's the check who played with the receptionist?

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
What do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Yeah, this is Ernie's introduction to the Ghostbuster. We got
one great movie. How do you hate Ghostbusters? I don't
think anyone is all right? Winston from Ghostbusters. Ernie Hudson.

Speaker 9 (01:12:21):
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental to leve
at the esp clairvoyant spirit, photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums,
the lockness monster, in the theory of Atlantis.

Speaker 10 (01:12:36):
If there's a steady paycheck in it, I believe anything
you say.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
So, Ernie Hudson, Halloween guy, I guess by a ghosts
On cameo the other Halloween cameo. Kathy na Jimmy because
she was one of the three witches in hocus Pocus.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
What else would I know her from?

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
From King of the Hill.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Well, she has been Peggy Hill for.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
The past five years on King of the Hill. Probably
like sister of the Traveling Pants.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
I don't know. She looks like that, uh sister act too.
She was one of like the she's one of the nuns.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
She's like always one of the like side cars, quirky
best friend. But yeah, because she was in Quirky. Everyone
knows Bette Midler and Sarah Jessica Parker. But Kathy and Jimmy. Also,
you're part of the probably one of the biggest four
Little Girls Halloween movie hoax Pocus. Here she is amongst
the trick or treaters.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
I'm very confused. I smelled children, but I don't see children.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
I've lost my now sorry, all right, So hunt kids
Winston from Ghostbusters. Now this is tough because it's not
gonna be for that role that people would seek her out.
They're probably more for oh was she in beaches? Like

(01:13:52):
that's you're thinking of a dude.

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
Amongst amongst women of Sammy's age range. Hocus Pocus is
a giant movie.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Oh hug.

Speaker 12 (01:13:59):
She never Yeah her, for sure, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
From a pop culture standpoint, though, just in general, more
mass appeal.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
No, I really yeah, not for me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong? Really?

Speaker 6 (01:14:14):
I think Sea Bass is right. Hocus Pocus is her biggest. Yeah,
she's been in a.

Speaker 7 (01:14:19):
Thousand things, but hoax pot and if you know the
Dan band, she's married to Dan.

Speaker 14 (01:14:25):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Yeah, yeah, I'll start with the Ernie Hudson is cheaper.
I still think she's cheaper.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
I do too, because I think he can totally capitalize
on Ghostbuster.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
He shows up and all that stuff. Oh, very reinvention.

Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
So what tells me that he might be a little
bit cheaper because he's willing to do all that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
He's doing more.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
But that's but that's also his it might be his
main income. It's like she's maybe she's got voiceover money.

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
Yeah, but if it's your main income, you're going to
need orders to come in, so you're not going to
price yourself too high.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
I said you cheaper. I'm saying Kathy, you're saying cheaper, Kathy. Kathy,
Ernie Ernie Ernie, cheap Ernie, Ernie, Ernie Ernie. All Right,
cameo on the Cheap Oh, Ernie Hudson. He'll do it
in a Ghostbuster's outfit. You're darn right. It will cost
you one hundred and ninety five. Whoa, Kathy to Jimmy
only one hundred and sixty seven dollars. Now we have

(01:15:23):
a first time on cameo on the Cheap Hos. We've
had people turned down cameos. Usually when that happens, you
get a text reply like sorry I don't do They'll say,
like business things. If it's for a.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
Radio show, Uh huh, Kathy to Jimmy, as you're about
to hear sent us her decline via video.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
So she got oh, now you'll hear what the money,
you'll hear what without She offers, she's sending Greg to
the Department of Weights and Balances. We'll hear what she
has to say.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Now remember her most famous movie, hocus Pocus, and Menus
will of course tell you the Sarah Tesca Parker was
a very big star in hocus Pocus And see if
you can guess why those two things come together when
Kathy and Jimmy turns down.

Speaker 20 (01:16:03):
How you guys, it's me Kathy. Thanks for the request.
I want to fill this, fulfill this for you. You
sound really fun and funny, but I do have one request.
Can you change the description of the person who you say?

Speaker 8 (01:16:19):
I should?

Speaker 20 (01:16:20):
I want to give a sugar cube too.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
That goes back to the old Menace joke. What do
you get me? MENACE's classic joke. Then I'm for over
fifteen years. No, no, what do you know this joke?
What do you get Sarah j Just Parker for her birthday?
Sugar cue? That Menace kills me. It's one of his

(01:16:52):
classic go to jokes. The joke I did know.

Speaker 12 (01:16:55):
I want to hear it again.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
Yeah, menace for you to ask Kathy to Jimmy to
say you that you loved.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Her, and that's really disrespectful. I would never do that.
You loved how you shed sugar cups the Sarah Jesca
Sea Bass of The Woodie Show. Just the fact that
she knew not to say that the person who means
that your joke really hits hard. I was proud that

(01:17:22):
you are so well known. I was okay, disrespect s
j P.

Speaker 20 (01:17:26):
Can you change the description to me the person who
you say I should I want to give.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
A sugar cube.

Speaker 20 (01:17:40):
Figured that out and me just another option for that one,
and I'm happy to do it. You guys are hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 20 (01:17:47):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
She seems to really like the joke.

Speaker 12 (01:17:50):
She went about repeating the joke, you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Should be honored. Man.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Like so many people work their whole careers, they have
one thing that sticks in the in the culture.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
And you have this joke about I'm sending Sarah Josica
Parker off with the request right now. There she goes,
just to deliver the new request. That's a good one,
and I'm my joke all right, dude, I didn't do it,
isn't he nice, he's a gentleman. He does want to
take credit for the joke somebody else show? Yeah right, yeah,

(01:18:25):
it's in the public domain. It's in this sight. Jimmy,
all it is the Woody Show, the show, all right,
welcome back. It is the Woody Show. And uh, Tom
for some Woody Show Crossfire. Yeah, let's please welcome our panel.

(01:18:47):
First and foremost. He is Hammering. He is Hank. It's hammering. Hey,
anybody star of the Hammer and Hank podcast with Ryan Hobby.

Speaker 8 (01:19:02):
That's one billion to say, christ buddy?

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
All right, how's how's the how's the podcast going? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:19:08):
Very good?

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Very good? And people are downloading the podcast? And where
can people find it.

Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
On Spotify or wherever you get your podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
All right, there's there's hamming or hey, please please welcome
to the show. Uh, there are other panels here in
what you show? Crossfire, Ladies and gentlemen. It's half baked.

Speaker 8 (01:19:29):
Day, kid?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
What what?

Speaker 21 (01:19:32):
I'm expecially happier today than other days?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Oh yeah, why is that news? Why is that?

Speaker 8 (01:19:40):
Because Cheney is gone?

Speaker 21 (01:19:46):
All right, I'm actually going to celebrate at the Jixas Road.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Friends, So anyway, half Baked menace is funny. Saying because
Menace I was brought up to us seconds ago that
he thinks she might have a Texas Roadhouse problem slash obsession,
and that you're there at least once a day. Is
that true?

Speaker 19 (01:20:10):
Yeah, but I don't eat there every day.

Speaker 8 (01:20:12):
I load there.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Yeah, what do you? What are you doing when you
go there to hang out the bar?

Speaker 21 (01:20:22):
I'm friends with all the manager.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Yeah, you know what, you know what? I really like it?
That my favorite thing of the Texas Roadhouse. Believe it
or not. The rolls, those rolls, those are but I
like the Oh you're getting that today to celebrate, I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:20:43):
Getting it for free. You know why?

Speaker 13 (01:20:46):
Why?

Speaker 19 (01:20:48):
Because I bought my best friend, who is.

Speaker 21 (01:20:50):
The second highest ranking a very Bonds bubble. Yeah, speaking
of very bun Yeah, steroids supplier from Balco did as well.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Oh yeah, we'll see. That's why we have already. I Hank,
I'm sorry that you were saying, what is your go
to at the Texas Roadhouse?

Speaker 8 (01:21:20):
Barbecue ribbs, barbecue chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Yeah, the barbecue ridge, the barbecue chicken. All right, you
heard it there first. That is to go to at
Texas Roadhouse. Now, Hank, I have another question for you.
You were supposed to have you guys on the show. Uh, yesterday,
however we got blown off because of a breakfast. What
what happened there? Why did you brow blow us off
to go to a breakfast The.

Speaker 8 (01:21:40):
Only day that was at this production studio is Wednesday
and Thursday?

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Okay, and your phone doesn't work at other places that
you could have called in at the breakfast spot. At
the breakfast spot.

Speaker 8 (01:21:52):
Nope, because I like, he's the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Better Okay, he needs the phone in there decade all
and then the other thing I had for you half baked?
Is it you really don't remember meeting Sea Bass in
the parking lot?

Speaker 8 (01:22:08):
I remember, I do. He was the cart yes, yes.

Speaker 6 (01:22:14):
So why'd you pretend that you don't remember it when
I called you?

Speaker 8 (01:22:17):
Because I didn't remember.

Speaker 19 (01:22:20):
It just took five minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
If there'd be one time in your life that somebody says,
oh hey do you somebody dressed up like a maniac,
he said, oh hey, I work with.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
Your friend and you call on our show. You think,
oh that would stick.

Speaker 16 (01:22:33):
In my head?

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's all right. Maybe that's all right. Fleeting
thoughts for that. Thank you? Well, we have to show crossfires.
Hamerd Hank and Half Baked fellas. We're going to ask
you some some questions about things, some things that are
going on in the news and otherwise, and I kind
of get your take on these different things. And the
first thing that I wanted to bring up to you
the World Series. Let's talk about the World Series and

(01:22:55):
Hammerre and Hank, I'm gonna start with you the World Series.
There was a sportscaster for the Toronto Blue Jays that made,
you know, viral video basically saying that the better team
did not win the World Series? Do you agree with that?
Yes or no?

Speaker 8 (01:23:09):
And then why I completely disagree because the Dodgers they
were favored to win the World Series in the first place,
and they earned it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
They earned it, right, all right? So you do believe
that the better team won the World Series? Let's go
to our paper. Yeah, okay, so it sounds like we
might have a disagreement here. So Half Bay, do you
believe that the better team won the World Series?

Speaker 21 (01:23:33):
Unfortunately?

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Yeah, okay, because you say.

Speaker 8 (01:23:36):
That you're for Toronto, right all right, You're.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Going and you have it because that's like a rivalry
between your team and the Dodgers, and so you are
just being loyal to your to your fandom.

Speaker 21 (01:23:47):
The enemy of your enemy is your friend.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
Amen.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Wow, all right. Our next question it has to do
with a celebrity, and I know how much you boys
both like celebrities. The next question has to do with
Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Recently she wore a very see through dress at that
Variety's Power of Women event. I don't know if you
guys saw that, but you could see everything from nowhere.
Did you do you think she crossed the line with
that dress?

Speaker 8 (01:24:18):
Well?

Speaker 21 (01:24:18):
I didn't see it or hear about it, but if
this lame people are talking, I would have to say.

Speaker 8 (01:24:24):
Yes, because would you?

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Okay, so it would be in a you you you
think it is a problem because it's inappropriate.

Speaker 8 (01:24:37):
That's credit, Okay, what's inappropriate?

Speaker 19 (01:24:40):
In twenty twenty five?

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
I like what.

Speaker 19 (01:24:51):
Select theaters now they state in worshiping movies and no
one even cared.

Speaker 10 (01:24:58):
Think about you should have worn what jersey?

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Yeah? What what jersey? Should should she have worn?

Speaker 8 (01:25:03):
Hank A nineteen twenty nine Philadelphia Athletics jersey?

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Okay, alright, Philadelphia Athletic and why.

Speaker 8 (01:25:13):
Because they won the world said here?

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Okay? Cool sweety from Philadelphia sound sounds good. Now, let
me ask you guys this question. You can only pick
one to be your wife for the rest of your life?
Is it going to be Sidney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter?
Hank will start with you.

Speaker 8 (01:25:36):
Definitely to bring the Carpenter.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
I'm surprised that answer. That's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:25:39):
I was not expecting that because as ever style music
a jurons that is. And also she should join the
Boston Pops Orchestra.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
Oh forget.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
Her?

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
Okay, all right, and in a half bake, what about you?
Only one can be your wife the rest of your life?
Who's gonna be Sidney Sweeney or super Sabrina car.

Speaker 19 (01:26:07):
And why well, I can't say unless you allow me
to cross the line.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Okay, you know what, Well, we'll be ready on the
dump button. Okay, what what?

Speaker 8 (01:26:19):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
What do you got?

Speaker 8 (01:26:20):
I like those whaffers.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Dump that and you know what, we didn't have to
hit the dump button on that. You're you're you're allowed
to say that. But before I get to the to
the next question, that's something happening in the news. Let
me let me ask you about this. Uh Is Home
Alone a Christmas movie? Yes, without a doubt, Yes, Hammer
and Hank do you agree? Yes, I agree it is

(01:26:50):
a Christmas movie.

Speaker 8 (01:26:51):
Yes, but Dave Short on the Hallmark channel.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Can't afford it.

Speaker 12 (01:26:58):
Yeah, Hallmark has their own.

Speaker 8 (01:26:59):
Movies sometimes rats.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
And then the other question I had Christmas related because
now we're kind of in between, right, we're in between
Halloween and like the Thanksgiving slash Christmas Eve. At what
point is it appropriate? Like, uh, what point can you
start putting up Christmas decorations?

Speaker 21 (01:27:20):
Do you want me or answer?

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Well, we'll start with you half baked.

Speaker 8 (01:27:25):
I would say November.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
November tenth on Now why the tenth any reason in particular?

Speaker 19 (01:27:34):
No, I'll always do that way my whole life.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
So before Thanksgiving, but not quite butted up right to
about six weeks. Six weeks.

Speaker 21 (01:27:45):
You want to hear something crazy? At my job, we
had Christmas stuff in September.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
That's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sucks, Hammered Hank, What
what do you say? December?

Speaker 8 (01:28:00):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
I like that, alright, mid December Thanksgiving having.

Speaker 8 (01:28:06):
We don't again to the holidays until mid December.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Mid December. Yeah, twelve days of Christmas. It's not the
fifty right, So my my argument has always been the
one Santa comes down the parade route for the Macy's
Thanksgiving Day parde. Uh. Then that ushers in, Yeah, that
ushers in the Christmas, the holidays. That's right, that's right,
the holiday year. Yeah, that's right. All right. So we

(01:28:31):
got we got Hammer and Hank and Half Baked on
the line Woody Show, Crossfire, and we have another story
in the news. You might have seen something about fellas
and it's about monkeys on the loose.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Yeah, they escaped a van in Mississippi recently and reports
said that they're dangerous, but they're not infected with anything
like they had first thought. But the ones they caught,
they did have to destroy unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
No Hammer and Hank, We'll start with you. Uh, if
you were in that town, if you were in that area,
would that make you nervous that there were monkeys on the.

Speaker 8 (01:29:01):
Loose, Yes, because it's not right for monkey to get loose.
Do you have the Beasy boys? They had to hear
records back in nineteen eight them called brass monkeys.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
That funky monkey, brass monkey, that funky junkie.

Speaker 6 (01:29:19):
Right, what would you do to defend yourself against the monkeys?

Speaker 8 (01:29:22):
I would turn up the Woody Show very loud.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Oh yeah, them away my mom shot one. Yeah. Yeah,
all right, let's go to you, half Baked. Would that
make you nervous knowing there were monkeys on the loose
in the town you lived.

Speaker 19 (01:29:37):
No, because the chances of encountering them are very slim.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Let's say you did come into contact with them, would
that make you nervous? Would you be afraid of them?

Speaker 21 (01:29:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:29:48):
Yeah, I would run away?

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Yeah right.

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
If you had to defend yourself was attacking you, what
would you do?

Speaker 21 (01:29:55):
I would fight for my life, but it wouldn't do
any good because they're a little stronger than me.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
These all because you know, Hank and half Big, your
old friend Menace here, he has been wanting a pet
monkey for years.

Speaker 8 (01:30:13):
I never knew that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
Yeah, that's one of his dreams. Yeah, he would, he
would love to have a pet monk.

Speaker 14 (01:30:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Would I be able to bring it over to your house?

Speaker 8 (01:30:21):
No? Doug Marley?

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
All right? Like the monkey? Yeah? All right? And then uh,
here I got one more. Would you rather question? This
has nothing to do with the news. This is just
a a Gina grad Would you rather for both you
and uh and half Baked Hank. We're gonna start with you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
Yeah, Hank, I'm curious. Would you rather have sex with
the hottest guy in the entire world or have sex
with the ugliest girl in the entire world?

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Yeah? What would you go with?

Speaker 8 (01:30:52):
Neither?

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
You got to pick one girl in the world, the
ugliest girl in the world. It's either the hottest guy
in the world or the ugliest girl in the world.
Who would you have sex with if you had to
pick one in the world the ugliest girl in the world. Yeah,

(01:31:16):
you can hear it, I get it, you can you
can hear it. And then half baked, we'll ask you
the same question.

Speaker 19 (01:31:23):
I would choose the girl because I ain't touching no man.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
To me?

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
Would would it would be different the type of sex
like it we're just exchanging, you know, mouth stuff or
what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
Gus question you have to answer that it's it's full sex.

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
But you are the top.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
Oh that does make a difference. Yeah, oh yeah, so
does that? Does that change it to half baked?

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
If you would get the top on that you're doing
the penetrating.

Speaker 8 (01:31:49):
Right, I just do the chick and get it over.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
Yeah, okay, all right, well, Hammer and Hank and half baked.
Everybody Hammer and Hank. Do you have anything that you
would like to mention everybody?

Speaker 8 (01:32:04):
Yes, yeah, I'm saying you internet radio show soon, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
New internet radio show. And what's it going to be about.

Speaker 8 (01:32:13):
I'll play lots and lots of music.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Oh you're just gonna play lots of music? That was it? Okay?

Speaker 13 (01:32:18):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
All right? Yeah, all right, yes, good playlist?

Speaker 8 (01:32:20):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
And then also, don't forget about the podcast, the Hammer
and Hank podcast. And who do you do that with?

Speaker 21 (01:32:26):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
Hoy Ryan Hoppy. That's right, you can find that wherever
you get podcasts. And then half Baked, what about you? You
got anything else for us before we let you go?

Speaker 8 (01:32:37):
Yeah, well, blessing because Dick Cheney.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Is all right, rest in peace, or I guess resting
piece is according to half a big Dick Cheney. Al right, well,
fellas Hammer and Hank half baked? What did you crossfire?
Fop provoker? Yeah, it's always good hearing from you boys,
and take care and we'll talk to you next time. Okay,

(01:33:02):
all right, Piece in the hood there it goes there,
it goes half baked and hammered Hank, all right? Always
an adventure Jo, So Sammy your boy Tom Brady, Yes,
big dog guy. Ye, I mean Bobby worn dog people,
of course. But a couple of years ago his dog

(01:33:23):
Lua died and he was super bummed out. And when
she died, he had some of her blood collected and
he used a company to clone her sweet and he's
an investor in this company now it's called Colossal Biosciences.
And so now he's got a new Lua, except this
one he named Junie. Totally support it, would totally do this.

Speaker 10 (01:33:46):
I was wondering if Greg would do this. Absolutely, if
I could afford it, I would do this, you know hard.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
I looked it up. It's fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
Isn't as much as I thought it would be. But
it's not. It's not the exact same animal's personality.

Speaker 7 (01:34:01):
I want to hear from Tom Brady what this new
dog is like compared to his old dog, because it's like,
is it pet cemetery style or is it like, this
is a really great dog.

Speaker 6 (01:34:09):
Yeah, it doesn't have any of the traits of your prede.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
It's physically a clone, but the personality, the personality will
be different. Yeah, we don't know that for sure.

Speaker 12 (01:34:18):
We don't.

Speaker 7 (01:34:19):
I mean my dog for example, doesn't bark, and she
has just been like that from the start.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
She wasn't trained that way.

Speaker 7 (01:34:24):
So does that mean that if I cloned my dog,
the new one would also not bar No, it doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Because that's the people who have done these things say, Yeah,
it looks exactly like physically the old the old dog,
but it's not the same, Like it doesn't have the
same personality. Yeah, and more disposition sometimes, Like there was
one person I was reading about who the dog was
exactly the same, but the old dog was like super
chill and really kind of like, you know, not not

(01:34:50):
super active, and the new one just bounces off the walls.

Speaker 6 (01:34:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
And there was a farmer that cloned his like Steer
because he was like the best, most cuddly Steer and
the clone one. Gordon, you have no idea what you
can be Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Yeah, but it could possibly possibly have demeanors. We know this,
that's yeah. Wi My wife talked about it. I talked
about it like.

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
Yeah, would we do it a loophole in your suicide packs?

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
No, because it's not the same. I think I've come
down on the side I don't think I would do it. Really. Yeah,
if I had Tom Brady money, why not just try it?

Speaker 6 (01:35:23):
Yeah, I would do it, and then I would ask like, hey,
is there a couple of things I could change to
make it a little bit better in certain ways?

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
Like you know, because you're in love with the personality, right,
That is true, right, And so it's not necessarily because
people love some pretty ugly dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:35:36):
But on my in love with the personality. So that's
what I'm saying, we like a little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:35:42):
Yeah, but if there was a dog that looked exactly
like my dog but was a total terror, then I
would end up having poor memories of the great ones
I had with my first dog.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
I would get it. I would get another like Cassie
as an English Cream Golden Retriever. I would get another
English Cream Golden Retriever. But I don't need to get
a clone because I think I would be expecting the
same personality. It would just be a way for me
to cope with the loss of her, and it wouldn't
be the same.

Speaker 10 (01:36:09):
Plus, I think that breed of dog, as much as
we love them, they all look the same anyway, Like
my dog looks different because it's nick is breedist.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Yeah, Well, I mean they do looktual. Well, we are
me looking for even compared to her full blooded sister,
which is weird because we got her. And then a
couple months later I found out that somebody else here
at the radio station had her full blooded sister. Oh
that's right. One of the same met, right, and they've
met and they they look similar, obviously, same breed and everything,

(01:36:41):
and fully related. But the other ones like kind of
like I got a bigger frame, you know, like the
surprised the shelter was able to track that. Oh it's
not a shelter. I went to a Yeah, I went
to a breeder, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
Well, the question is, if Tom Brady and all everybody
in this room loves all these dogs so much, doesn't
it kind of show you that a lot of dogs
can be lovable?

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
And why not just get a new one? Why clone? Well, again,
I think it's just a matter of the Jedi mind
trick that you're trying to play on yourself. It's not
about anything else. It's not like, uh, you're you're breeding
the perfect specimen, you know what. Basically physically this animal
is just perfect, and so you want to clone that
way for whatever the purpose is.

Speaker 6 (01:37:20):
So I'm saying gene editing some of it your better
version of the previous doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
You are, you are heart connected exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:37:27):
It's an emotional tug of war, especially when you're in
my position and you know for a fact, not an opinion,
that your dog is the best.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
You want to recreate that fact. Say why are you
cloning dogs? That seems done. There's so many dogs that
need homes out there, that is true, and how many
of those live in your house. Don't get a dog
unless you can provide for one. I think you mean
shops don't adopt. Well, Medice is also a big shop.
Don't adopt. Yeah, I mean for him personally.

Speaker 6 (01:37:59):
If you are gonna get a dog, make sure you're
ready to be able to take care of one so
it doesn't end up in a shelter.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Yeah, take that right, And I feel like we already
knew this, but it is a good reminder. Spending quality
time with your dog is good for your brain.

Speaker 4 (01:38:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
It not only reduces fatigue and stress, but the new
study finds it also increases brain waves associated with both
relaxation and concentration, which I absolutely have experienced. Yeah, but
you can be completely on edge or in your head
about something and then she'll come over and she'll sit
there and you start petting her, and there's something about
that that just you know it definite. Yeah, immediately just

(01:38:37):
for your concentration, well not necessarily concentration, saying relax like
just takes the edge off. But I could be trying
to do something productive and then Cali walks by and
there goes this they ask. The study showed that if
you're looking to relax, playing with or walking with your
dog's best. But if you're looking to focus, just gently
massaging or grooming your dog is the key.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
What about if your dog is special like Morgans.

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
I will tell you one time I thought I had AIDS.
I was having a breakdown, right, and my dog was
the only thing that maybe.

Speaker 12 (01:39:12):
The story before you did. I was chipping on strooms
and I.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Oh, okay, you have a scare like somebody that you
had hooked up with hit you up and said, oh,
by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
Well that got in my mental Yes they do look
like but no it worked. I was crying and holding
my dog and I'm like, this.

Speaker 12 (01:39:30):
Dog gets me.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
You know. Yeah, they understand.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
Yeah, if you have raids, that's okay, but it does
help he's special because he can run away from me.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Is he like really special means or just his tongue
hands out and got.

Speaker 12 (01:39:47):
Tested for downs or anything? So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
Nobody said, has his tongue ever been in his mouth?

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
You have to do more for him than you would
any other dog. Like he helpless his tongue.

Speaker 12 (01:39:57):
He's just a chill dude. Yeah, but he's he's losing
his teeth now, so the tongue's coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
It's huge seventy.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
Have you ever seen it run?

Speaker 12 (01:40:08):
Yeah, when he was younger. I got him when he
was five. He's nine.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
He has a name, by the way, you guys.

Speaker 12 (01:40:13):
Yeah, it's jeff Jeffrey. Yeah, which was weird when I
got this job. You know, it's weird. Does my dad
and my landlord have the same name too.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
You guys again? Which was eight seven seven forty four,
Wood sent us a text over to two two diety
seven A right. What he showed text pole, would you
clone your pet so it doesn't matter what it is,
doesn't have to be a dog? Uh, would you would
you clone one of the guinea pigs so he had

(01:40:43):
the one that he was. I mean, you're super attached
to all of them, but yeah, if you had few money. Yeah,
but that one that like really destroyed you when when
it died, I mean, did you clone?

Speaker 22 (01:40:53):
I would want to just to see them again, but
at the same time, it'd be heartbreaking if the personality
was different.

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
But he like you would know them again, like it's
not them exactly. Part that's the thing.

Speaker 22 (01:41:04):
It would just be seeing a likeness of them again, right,
But yeah, if it wouldn't be them, it would still
be like, Okay, I still love this and appreciate for
what it is, but it's not the same and.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
As some of their DNA, doesn't it though of course,
Yeah it's a clone. Yeah, it's a little bit of
it some of them to touch, Yeah, just like a splattering,
you know, to be them, but it's not. It's like
for them, it's it's like identical twins. They're not the
same people. They look the same. I mean this gets
into the more of, like I guess, a spiritual conversation,

(01:41:34):
because you know, it's like a person is not just
the physical you know, being, it's all these other things.
It's the soul yea, yeah, the bodies what they say,
the body is the vessel, right for the soul for
the machine is still closed on Sundays. Right, yes, yes,
it's exactly right. All right, thank you Menace. We're gonna

(01:41:55):
take a break. Would you clone your pet? Just text
yes or no? Over the you t nine eight seven
more what he shows next? Late seven seven.

Speaker 14 (01:42:08):
Up where you came out, because you're gonna live an
internal life and hello, I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Tell you what, man, A lot of people haven't an
issue with Menace in his whole shop. Don't adopt? Yeah
you started at first, you started a conversation. I study
sea bats. I believe that is revisionists, that is sea
bats has started a sea bat. But I'm with you. Yeah,
you know, no, I said, But I look on.

Speaker 6 (01:42:44):
It as I think, Yeah, definitely, people should adopt if
that's something that they're into. But I believe, like the
adoption thing is not a dog problem, it's a people problem.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
It's right, you're meeting cause and effect. So I mean,
I have I have a opted dogs before, and in
this particular case, my wife and I decided that we
wanted a really cute little English cream Golden Retriever and
that's what we wanted, and that's what we're going to

(01:43:15):
care for for its entire life, and that's what we got.
And correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't she come pre trained?
She did, It was just so the puppy mill that
we bought her from, ding from the breeder that we
bought her from, they did training there, so she was
least trained and she was house broken train and I
think not that you know, puppies don't have things from
time to time, but she has really perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:43:40):
MENACE's main defense about it's a people problem, not a defense.
I'm just saying, but it's it's as Greg said, you're
putting the cart before the horse. What we're saying is today,
right this moment, if you want a dog, there are
millions of dogs that are needed, are adoptable, So to
to to buy one from a breeder is to literally
kill one of those dogs. Yes, the future, in the future, yes,

(01:44:04):
people shouldn't get dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
They can't. Yeah, yeah, that should never be the case.
Well that is not where we are right now. Shouldn't
you say you should adopt kids then instead of making them.

Speaker 5 (01:44:11):
Yes, yeah, if you are the type of person that
is truly against overpopulation and climate change and all that stuff,
absolutely yes, But.

Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
We don't have an overpopulation is correct if it's in
your heart that like there are kids out there that
need family.

Speaker 5 (01:44:26):
Absolutely, absolutely right, So that's fully accurate. Now, we don't
have an overpopulation, we have underpopulation problem. So guys like
may you're got twenty five kids out there you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
We asked the question before the breakers we're talking about
Tom Brady, and somebody said Tom Brady has enough money
that he and his dog could be on cocaine the
rest of your lives. Just please rescue dogs. But overwhelmingly,
it looks like the the voters know that people would
not wow for different reasons. Everybody's everything from black mirror

(01:44:56):
to pet cemetery. Yeah, some of the other things that
we were saying, but the listener vote is no okay,
at least from what I could see.

Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
It's interesting. I figured everyone would want to.

Speaker 19 (01:45:07):
Try in sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
I don't care about your feelings. All right, That's it
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on All ninety eight to seven. Cool Greg Gory parting.
Words of wisdom. Please Yeah. If you're not happy single,
you won't be happy in a relationship. Happiness comes from drinking.
That sounds like from the book of Greg's Wisdom, the

(01:46:38):
Book of Greg. Yeah, exactly where everything goes back to drinking.

Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
Yeah, Greg Bible.

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
Yeah. I mean we've joked that. I think, like in
a subtle, like low key way kind of an alcoholic.
You might not be wrong all I mean, because he's functioning.
You know, he's not sloppy. Yeah, he's one of the
good ones. But he's one of those guys. Were like,
he can't do anything unless there's drinking. Yep. I like

(01:47:05):
I say, it's noteworthy. It's the first thing he thinks about.
Uh huh, where are we going? Are there drinks day? Yeah?
That is I'm just pointing out the obvious. That's all right,
it's noteworthy if I'm not drinking. All right. Thank you
very much, Greg Gory. Oh, thank you so much for
giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we love and appreciate you for that. The

(01:47:25):
rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch you
back here on Thursday. Have a great day. S M
D double M. I quit this bitch.