November 5, 2025 • 28 mins
Cameo and the Cheapo, New Headlines, Woody Show Crossfire & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Wood Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Cameo is a thing where you can go on there
and you can browse all the different celebrities that are
offering customized greetings. Been around for a while, Actually, I'm
kind of surprise is still around.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I would think, you know, to run that as a
company would be you know, there's no overhead r.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, people get to talk to celebrities.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
But still it costs money to you know, especially like
something computer based like that.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well genus keeping them in business.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
You did it for your kids.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Oh yeah, and you're still a kid for you know,
video game guys and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 7 (00:35):
I had.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
They were they were in the block and the red
I should say, had a valuation one point years ago
of over a billion dollars that went away very fast.
They had over four hundred employees cut down them. Well
that could be their problem.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, because you got to cut deals with all these people.
You have to manage all that. You know, there's the
finances and transactional stuff like.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I don't know it just that's for service count.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You're right, yeah, but still around and uh we have
these uh celebrities give us personalized greetings.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
But we got to find out who's the Cheapo on Cameo.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
And we have a new a well, a new original
song for Cameo on the cheap O folder.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
There we do. Yeah, all right, uh here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
They used to be famous, so now they're willing to
tap dance.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yet it's Cameo.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You're nice.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Sea Bass really likes all this AI stuff songs all
the time, the.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
New versions, like the first ones you can say it's AI.
Yeah that could that could have been from the sixties. Yeah, yeah,
I like argue We're screwed. Yeah, all right, So what's
it was? The first category?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
First category are.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What his favorites.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
These are people and from things. I know what he loves.
In fact, he plays this first clip all the time
from one of his favorite movies, La Bambla rich which
is not actually Lou Diamond Phillips's about Lou Diamond Phillips
Si Morales. However, Lou Diamond Phillips is on Cameo.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He played his brother Bob upset for the rest of you.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
All right, go.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Right, you know him, right, I've met him? Yeah, nice guy?
Yeah all right, So Lou Diamond Phillips he is the
guy being the richie being screamed about he's on cameo
the other cano his.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Name always trips me up east Side like for whatever. Yeah,
it's a mouthful, Yeah, it's a mouthful.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
The other person who I know what he loves is
Mayor Goldie Wilson the future real name I'm going to
clean up this town. The real name don full of Love,
which I maybe is that a real name?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
But here he is the famous scene where a young
Marty McFly is in the diner and he at the time,
Mayor Goldie Wilson is just mopping floors.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
in this wae Oh sir, I'm going to make something
on myself. I'm going to night school and one day
I'm going to be somebody.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
That's right, He's gonna be Mayor.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Goldie Wilson. Sound I just watching.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
That's the last name Full of Love F f U
L L A R. Yeah, they are both on cameo.
Who is the cheaper cameo that what do you will love?
Speaker 9 (03:27):
Man?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
It's tough because I tell you, the Back to the
Future folks go crazy for all things back to the Future.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I mean, they're more wild than I am I went
to that convention.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Where Christopher Lloyd and Michael J.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Fox.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I didn't see Donald Full of Love though still working.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
By the way, Lou Diamond Phillips is the cameo, Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
We're back cheaper.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
It's gotta be Goldie.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I would say, yeah, I would say Mayor Goldie Wilson, Yeah,
has to yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I mean, do we have his IMDb? What has he done?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
He's apparently obviously the Back to the Future movies. He
does a bunch of voices. He was in Monster Sink
Wally called Party Sourus. Rex's not a household name though
Phillips is.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, right, but you know, like he could get a
lot of these Back to the Future. You go to Wilson.
Everybody knows Mayor Goldie Wilson looks a lot like that.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I mean, if I showed it around the building and
check out this cameo I got.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But if you said, oh, Mayor Goldie Wilson from Back
to the Future, and they'd be like, oh yeah, and
you go, oh, well he's on camp.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh if you show a.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Man over forty, Goldie has to be cheaper. Yeah, sure
to Goldie Wilson Don Full of Love. You can get
his cameo for one hundred and thirty dollars. Yeah, which
means you can get lou Diamond Phillips's for only one
hundred and therefore.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Surprising Phillips.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
So I obviously tell him who you guys are, why
you love him, And that's the cameo.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
All right, the Woody show, it's loud.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm in Phillips LDP in the house.
Speaker 10 (05:03):
This is a special cameo sending you lots of love
from somebody named Sea Bass Woodie. Apparently you you shout
Richie a lot, Ritchie like I've never heard that. Yeah,
that would be you and a few thousand other people
for almost forty years.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
But thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Wasn't it's going to be about Ritchie?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
What about bub.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And Greg? Apparently you thought I was mega hot and
young guns. Thank you, Greg, I appreciate that. We'll talk later.
And Gina c. You're the classy one, the king, and
I thank you so much. I'm very very proud of that.
Speaker 11 (05:46):
I don't know where you saw it, whether it was
on Broadway or I've done it many many other places.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
But menace A fan of the Mantis and mass singer.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Just take those who resolve the ship.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
That's your favorite, right rank.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You mean so to all of you.
Speaker 11 (06:03):
I so appreciate all the long time love and so
happy that no matter what flavor it comes in your
l VP fans, continued success to your show and don't
forget you know, Sea bass.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, maybe you can send him a little some little
swag bag. I mean some concert tickets or something.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah, we have Cordy but full of energy. Yeah, very friendly,
very accommodating, addressed all your points, doing.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
That from his house, I believe so really good. Good
voice too, sounds good.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah, you think we're working for so many decades, he
wouldn't need.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
To do this right, But here we are, But here
we are. All right, we have a we have another round.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
We could do another round of cameo on the cheap
Oh okay, and we're going to do that next here
on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
Show.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
And we have another out of cameo on the Joppo.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Next category, very timely.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Halloween, Halloween, all right, all right, uh.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Your first guy, this gentleman on cameo for you to buy.
His greeting is Winston from The Ghostbusters. Yes, this is he,
and who's the check? Who played with the Receptionist podcast
podcast What do you Want?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
This is Ernie's introduction to the Ghostbusters. We got one
great movie. How do you hate Ghostbusters? I don't think
anyone is all right? Winston from Ghostbusters? Ernie Hudson.
Speaker 12 (07:39):
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental to leaf
at the esp clairvoyant spirit, photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums,
the lockness monster, in the theory of Atlantis?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
If there's a steady paycheck in it, I believe anything
you say.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
So already hut In Halloween, guy, I guess by a
ghosts on cameo the other Halloween cameo Kathy Na Jimmy
because she was one of the three witches in hocus Pocus.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
What else would I know her from?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
From King of the Hill. Well, she has been Peggy
Hill for the past five years on King of the Hill.
Probably like sister of the Traveling Pants.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
She looks like that, uh sister act too. She was
one of like the one of the Nuns. She's like
always one of the like side Carris Quirky best friend.
But yeah, because she was in Quirky. Everyone knows Bette
Midler and Sarah Jessica Parker, but Kathy and Jimmy. Also,
you're part of the probably one of the biggest four
Little Girls Halloween movie, hoax Pocus. Here she is amongst
(08:42):
the trick or treaters.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm joy confused.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
I smelled children, right, I don't see children.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I've lost my mow.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Sorry, all right, so hunt kids Winston from Ghostbusters. Now,
this is tough because it's not going to be for
that role that people would seek her out. They're probably more.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
For beaches.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Like that's you're thinking of.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Amongst that, amongst women of Sammy's age range, hocus Pocus
is a giant movie. Yell her for sure, I.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Think from a pop culture standpoint, though, just in general
more mass appeal.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I really, yeah, not for me, You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Really, I think seas is right. Hocus Pocus is her biggest.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
She's been in a thousand things but hoax pot And
if you know the Dan band, she's married to Dan's.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, I'll start with the Ernie Hudson is cheaper. I
still think she's cheaper.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I do too, because I think he can totally capitalize
on Ghostbuster.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
He shows up at all that stuff, very reinvention.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
So what tells me that he might be a little
bit cheaper because he's willing to do all that.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
He's doing more, but that's more.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
But that's also his it might be his main income.
It's like she's maybe she's got voiceover money.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, but if it's your main income, you're gonna need
orders to come in, so you're not gonna price yourself
too high. Okay, I think you're cheaper.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I'm saying Kathy, you're saying cheaper Kathy, Kathy, Ernie Ernie Ernie,
cheaper Ernie, cheap Ernie Ernie.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
All right, camo on the cheap oh, Ernie Hudson. He'll
do it in a Ghostbuster's outfit.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
You're done right.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
It will cost you one hundred and ninety five whoa
Kathy to Jimmy only one hundred and sixty seven dollars.
Now we have a first time on cameo on the
cheap os. We've had people turned down cameos. Usually when
that happens, you get a text reply like sorry, I
don't do They'll say, like business things, it's for a
radio show.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Kathy to Jimmy as you're about to hear, sent us
her decline via video.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
So she got.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Now you'll hear what take the money, you'll hear what
without she offers, she's.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Sending Greg to the Department of Weights and Balances.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
We'll hear what she has to say. Now remember her
most famous movie, hocus Pocus and Menace will of course
tell you the Sarah Jessca Parker was a very big
star in hocus Pocus and see if you can guess
why those two things come together when Kathy and Jimmy
turns down.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
How you guys, it's me Kathy. Thanks for the request.
I want to fill this, fulfill this for you. You
sound really fun and funny, but I do have one request.
Can you change the description of the person who you
say I should? I want to give a sugar cube too.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
That goes back to the old Menace joke. What do
you get Men's MENACE's classic.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Joke that I'm for over fifteen years. No, no, do
you know this joke?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I've heard?
Speaker 8 (12:02):
What do you get?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Sarah Justice Parking for her birthday. Sugar cue. That menace
kills me. One of his classic go to jokes, the
joke I did. I want to hear it again?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Yeah, menace for you to ask Kathy to Jimmy to
say you that you loved her, and that's really disrespectful.
I would never do that, and you loved how you
She fot sugar cubes of Sarah Jesica s Bass of
the Lily show you just the fact that she knew
not to say that.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
The person who means that your joke really hits hard.
Menace and why I would be proud that.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
You are so well known.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I was okay, disrespect s j P.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Can you change the description to me a person who
you say I should I want to give a sugar
cube figuring that out just another option for that one,
and I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
To do it.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
You guys are hilarious.
Speaker 12 (13:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
She seems to really like the joke.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Went about repeating the joke, you.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Should be honored.
Speaker 12 (13:13):
Man.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Like so many people work their whole careers, they don't
have one thing that sticks in the in the culture.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
And you have this joke about.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I'm sending Sarah Josica Parker off with the request right now.
There she goes just to deliver the new request.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
That's a good one, and I'm my joke. All right, dude,
they didn't do it, isn't he nice?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
He's a gentleman. He does want to take credit for
the jokes somebody else shown? Yeah, right, yeah, it's in
the public domain.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
It's in the sight, Kathy, Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It is the Woody Show, the Woody Show. All right,
welcome back. It is the Woody Show. And uh, Tom
for some Woody Show Crossfire.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
Good.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, let's please welcome our panel. First and foremost. He
is Hammering.
Speaker 9 (14:06):
He is Hank.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It's Hammering Hank, star of the Hammer and Hank podcast
with Ruyn Hobby.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
That's one billion to say, christ buddy, all.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Right, how's how's the how's the podcast going? All right?
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Very good?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Very good?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
And people are downloading the podcast? And where can people find.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
It on Spotify or wherever you get your podcast?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
All right, there's there's Hammer or Hank. Please please welcome
to the show. Uh there are other panels here in
what you show Crossfire Ladies and gentlemen, it's half bags.
Speaker 13 (14:46):
Yeah today, kir what what I'm expecially happier today than
other days.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Oh yeah, why is that news? Why is that?
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Cause Chamy is gone?
Speaker 13 (15:04):
All right, I'm actually going to celebrate at the Jexas
Roadhouse friends.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So anyway, half baked Menace is funny you say that
because Menace just brought up to us seconds ago that
he thinks she might have a Texas Roadhouse problem slash obsession.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
That you're there at least once a day.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Is that true?
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (15:28):
But I don't eat there every day? I LOI.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, what do you? What do you do when you
go there to hang out the bar?
Speaker 9 (15:40):
I'm friends with all the manager.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, you know what, you know what?
Speaker 8 (15:44):
I really like it.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
That my favorite thing of the Texas Roadhouse, Believe it
or not. The rolls. Those rolls, those are but I like, oh,
you're getting that today to celebrate.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
I'm getting it for free.
Speaker 14 (16:03):
You know why?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Why?
Speaker 14 (16:05):
Because I bought my best friend who was the second
highest ranking a.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Very Bonds bubble.
Speaker 14 (16:16):
Hank Hank speaking of Very Bond Yeah, steroid supplier from
Balco did as well.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, we'll see, that's why we have are I don't Hank.
I'm sorry that you were saying, what is your go
to at the Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
Barbecue Ridge, barbecue chicken.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, the barbecue ridge, the barbecue chicken. A right, you
got it there first, that is to go to at
Texas Roadhouse. Now, Hank, I have another question for you.
You were supposed to have you guys on the show, uh, yesterday,
However we got blown off because of a breakfast.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
What what happened there?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Why did you brow blow us off to go to
a breakfasting?
Speaker 8 (17:00):
This production studio is Wednesday and Thursday.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Okay, And your phone doesn't work in other places that
you could have called in at the breakfast spot.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
At the breakfast spot, Nope, because I like the studio better. Okay,
he needs the phone in that decade.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And then the other thing I had for you half baked,
is it you really don't remember meeting Sea Bass in
the parking lot?
Speaker 9 (17:26):
I remember, I do. He was the cartner.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Yeah, So why do you pretend that you don't remember
it when I called you?
Speaker 9 (17:35):
Because I didn't remember. It just took five minutes.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
If there'd be one time in your life that somebody says,
oh hey do you somebody dressed up like a maniac,
He says, oh hey, I work with your friend, and
you call on our show.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
You think, oh that would stick.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
In my head? Yeah, yeah, that's all right. Maybe that's
all right, fleeting thoughts for thank you? Well, we have
a show Crossfire, Hammer and Hank and Half Baked Fellas.
We're going to ask you some some question is about things,
some things that are going on in the news and otherwise,
and I kind of get your take on these different things.
And the first thing that I wanted to bring up
to you the World Series. Let's talk about the World
(18:12):
Series and Hammer and Hank. I'm gonna start with you
the World Series. There was a sportscaster for the Toronto
Blue Jays that made, you know, viral video basically saying
that the better team did not win the World Series.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Do you agree with that? Yes or no? And why?
Speaker 8 (18:28):
I completely disagree because the Dodgers, they were favored to
win the World Series in the first place, and they
earned it.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
They earned it, right, all right? So you do believe
that the better team won the World Series?
Speaker 9 (18:42):
Let's go to our paper.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, okay, so it sounds like we might have a
disagreement here. So half Bay, do you believe that the
better team won the World Series?
Speaker 9 (18:51):
Unfortunately? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Okay, because you say that you're for Toronto, right, all right,
You're going and.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
You have it because that's like a rivalry between your
team and the Dodgers, and so you are just being
loyal to your to your fandom.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
The enemy of your enemy is your friend.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, wow, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Our next question it has to do with a celebrity,
and I know how much you boys both like celebrities.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
The next question has to do with Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Recently, she wore a very see through dress at that
Variety's Power of Women event. I don't know if you
guys saw that, but you could see everything from nowhere.
Did you do you think she crossed the line with
that dress?
Speaker 13 (19:35):
Well, I didn't see it or hear about it, but
if this lady people are talking, I would have to see.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
Yeah, because what you.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Okay, so it'd be in it you you think it
is a problem because it's inappropriate. That's credit, Okay?
Speaker 9 (19:56):
What inappropriate? In twenty twenty five? What select theaters now
they stating worshiping movies and no one even cares about
(20:16):
hank Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Should have worn what jersey? Yeah? What what jersey? Should
should she have worn?
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Hank A nineteen twenty nine Philadelphia Athletics Jersey.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Okay, alright, Philadelphia Athletic and.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Why because they won the world here Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Cool sweety from Philadelphia sounds good. Now let me ask
you guys this question. You can only pick one to
be your wife for the rest of your life? Is
it gonna be Sidney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter? Hank will
start with you.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Definitely to bring this Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I'm surprised that that answer. That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
I was not expecting that, because yeah, a lover style
music a Juran that is. And also, uh, she should
join the Boston Pops Orchestra.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Forget this million to her? Okay, all right, and then
half bake. What about you?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Only one can be your wife the rest of your life?
Who's gonna be Sidney Sweeney or super Sabrina car And why?
Speaker 9 (21:26):
Well, I can't say unless you allow me to cross
the line.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Okay, you know what, Well, we'll be ready on the
dump button. Okay, what what what do you? What do
you got?
Speaker 9 (21:38):
I like those waffers.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Dump that, you know, and you know what, we.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Didn't have to hit the dump button on that. You're
you're you're allowed to say that. But before I get
to the to the next question, that's something happening in
the news. Let me let me ask you about this. Uh,
is Home Alone a Christmas movie?
Speaker 9 (22:02):
Yes, without a doubt, yes.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Hammer and Hank. Do you agree? Yes, I agree it
is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
Yes, but Davis Short on the Hallmark channel.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Afford it.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeah, Hallmark has their own movies.
Speaker 12 (22:19):
Rats.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
And then the other question I had Christmas related because
now we're kind of in between, right, We're in between
Halloween and like the Thanksgiving slash Christmas Eve? At what
point is it appropriate? Like, uh, what point can you
start putting up Christmas decorations?
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Do you want me or answer?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well, we'll start with you half baked.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
I would say November.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
November tenth on now why the tenth? Any reason in particular?
Speaker 9 (22:51):
No, I'll always do that my whole life.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
So before Thanksgivings round number but not quite butted up
right too?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
About six weeks? Yeah, six weeks.
Speaker 9 (23:03):
You want to hear something crazy?
Speaker 13 (23:05):
At my job, we had Christmas stuff in September.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
That's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sucks, Hammer and Hank,
What what do you say, mid December? Mid December?
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I like that, alright, mid December Thanksgiving having.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
We don't again to the holidays until mid December.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Mid December, twelve days of Christmas. It's not the fifty right, So.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
My my argument has always been the one Santa comes
down the parade route for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day prede.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Then that ushers in, Yeah, that ushers in the Christmas,
the holidays, that's right.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
That's right, the holiday year.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
All right, So we got we got Hammer and Hank
and Half Baked on the line. Wood, you show Crossfire,
and we have another story in the news. You might
have seen something about fellas and it's about monkeys on
the loose.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Yeah, they escaped a van in Mississippi recently and reports
said that they're dangerous, but they're not infected with anything
like they had first thought. But the ones they caught
they did have to destroy unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Now, Hammer and Hake, we'll start with you. Uh, if
you were in that town, if you were in that area,
would that make you nervous that there were monkeys on the.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Loose, Yes, because it's not right for monkey to get loose.
You know, the Beasy Boys they had to hear records
back in nineteen eight called Brass monkeys.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
That funky monkey, brass monkey, that funky junkie.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Right, what would you do to defend yourself against the monkeys?
Speaker 8 (24:40):
I would turn up the Woody Show very loud.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Oh yeah, I like them away on mom shot one. Yeah, yeah,
all right, let's go to you half baked. Would that
make you nervous knowing there were monkeys on the loose
in the town you lived?
Speaker 9 (24:55):
No, because the chances of encountering them are very.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Let's say you did come into contact with him, would
that make you nervous? Would you be afraid of them? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:05):
Hell yeah?
Speaker 13 (25:06):
I would run away?
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yeah right, if you had to defend yourself was attacking you,
what would you do?
Speaker 9 (25:13):
I would fight for my life, but it wouldn't do
any good because they're hella stronger than me.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
There, because you know Hank and Happig, your old friend
menace here, he has been wanting a pet monkey for years.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:31):
I never knew that.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yeah, that's one of his dreams. Yeah, he would, he
would love to have a pet monk.
Speaker 13 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Would I be able to bring it over to your house?
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Nor?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
All right? Like the monkey?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
And then uh here I got one more. Would you
rather question this has nothing to do with the news.
This is just a Gina grad. Would you rather for
both you and uh and half baked?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Hank.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
We're gonna start with you, Yeah, Hank, I'm curious.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Would you rather have sex with the hottest guy in
the entire world or have sex with the ugliest girl
in the entire world?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah? What would you go with?
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Either?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
You got to pick one.
Speaker 9 (26:16):
Girl in the world.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
So the ugliest girl in the world.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
It's either the hottest guy in the world or the
ugliest girl in the world. Who would you have sex
with if you had.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
To pick one the ugliest girl in the world, the
ugliest girl in the world. Yeah, I can hear it.
I get it, you can you can hear it. And
then half bigged, we'll ask you the same question.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
I would choose the girl because I ain't touching no man, all.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Right to me?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Would it would be different the type of sex?
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Like it we're just exchanging you know, mouth stuff or
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Gus question.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
You don't to answer that.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
It's it's full sex, but you are the top. Oh
that does make a difference, yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, oh yeah, so does that does that change it?
Half baked?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
If you would get the top on that you're doing
the penetrating, right, I just.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
Do the chick and get it over.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yeah, okay, all right, well, Hammer and Hank and Half
Baked everybody. Oh yeah, great, Hammer and Hank. Do you
have anything that you would like to mention everybody?
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Yes? Yeah, I'm saying you Internet radio show real.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Soon, okay, new internet radio show. And what's it going
to be about.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I'll play lots and lots of music.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
Oh you're just.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Gonna play lots of music.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
And that was it?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Okay, all right, all right, yeah, all right, yes, good playlist.
Speaker 9 (27:38):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
And then also, don't forget about the podcast, the Hammer
and Hank podcast.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
And who do you do that with? Rhy Hoy Ryan Hoppy.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
That's right, you can find that wherever you get podcasts.
And then half Baked, what about you? You got anything
else for us before we let you go?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (27:55):
Well, blessing because Cheney.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Is all right, rest in peace, or I guess rest
in pieces according to Halfy Big Dick Cheney.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Alright, well Fellows, Hammer and Hank, Half Baked, what is show?
Crossfire Fop Provoker.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, it's it's always good hearing from you boys, and
take care and we'll talk to you next time. Okay,
all right, piece in the hood there that goes there,
it goes half baked and hammered, Hank, all right, always
an adventure. Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
We got some more. What do you show for you next?
Hang on, we'll be right back.
The Wood Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Cameo is a thing where you can go on there
and you can browse all the different celebrities that are
offering customized greetings. Been around for a while, Actually, I'm
kind of surprise is still around.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I would think, you know, to run that as a
company would be you know, there's no overhead r.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, people get to talk to celebrities.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
But still it costs money to you know, especially like
something computer based like that.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well genus keeping them in business.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
You did it for your kids.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Oh yeah, and you're still a kid for you know,
video game guys and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 7 (00:35):
I had.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
They were they were in the block and the red
I should say, had a valuation one point years ago
of over a billion dollars that went away very fast.
They had over four hundred employees cut down them. Well
that could be their problem.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, because you got to cut deals with all these people.
You have to manage all that. You know, there's the
finances and transactional stuff like.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I don't know it just that's for service count.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You're right, yeah, but still around and uh we have
these uh celebrities give us personalized greetings.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
But we got to find out who's the Cheapo on Cameo.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
And we have a new a well, a new original
song for Cameo on the cheap O folder.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
There we do. Yeah, all right, uh here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
They used to be famous, so now they're willing to
tap dance.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yet it's Cameo.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You're nice.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Sea Bass really likes all this AI stuff songs all
the time, the.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
New versions, like the first ones you can say it's AI.
Yeah that could that could have been from the sixties. Yeah, yeah,
I like argue We're screwed. Yeah, all right, So what's
it was? The first category?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
First category are.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What his favorites.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
These are people and from things. I know what he loves.
In fact, he plays this first clip all the time
from one of his favorite movies, La Bambla rich which
is not actually Lou Diamond Phillips's about Lou Diamond Phillips
Si Morales. However, Lou Diamond Phillips is on Cameo.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He played his brother Bob upset for the rest of you.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
All right, go.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Right, you know him, right, I've met him? Yeah, nice guy?
Yeah all right, So Lou Diamond Phillips he is the
guy being the richie being screamed about he's on cameo
the other cano his.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Name always trips me up east Side like for whatever. Yeah,
it's a mouthful, Yeah, it's a mouthful.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
The other person who I know what he loves is
Mayor Goldie Wilson the future real name I'm going to
clean up this town. The real name don full of Love,
which I maybe is that a real name?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
But here he is the famous scene where a young
Marty McFly is in the diner and he at the time,
Mayor Goldie Wilson is just mopping floors.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
in this wae Oh sir, I'm going to make something
on myself. I'm going to night school and one day
I'm going to be somebody.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
That's right, He's gonna be Mayor.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Goldie Wilson. Sound I just watching.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
That's the last name Full of Love F f U
L L A R. Yeah, they are both on cameo.
Who is the cheaper cameo that what do you will love?
Speaker 9 (03:27):
Man?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
It's tough because I tell you, the Back to the
Future folks go crazy for all things back to the Future.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I mean, they're more wild than I am I went
to that convention.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Where Christopher Lloyd and Michael J.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Fox.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I didn't see Donald Full of Love though still working.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
By the way, Lou Diamond Phillips is the cameo, Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
We're back cheaper.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
It's gotta be Goldie.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I would say, yeah, I would say Mayor Goldie Wilson, Yeah,
has to yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I mean, do we have his IMDb? What has he done?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
He's apparently obviously the Back to the Future movies. He
does a bunch of voices. He was in Monster Sink
Wally called Party Sourus. Rex's not a household name though
Phillips is.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, right, but you know, like he could get a
lot of these Back to the Future. You go to Wilson.
Everybody knows Mayor Goldie Wilson looks a lot like that.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I mean, if I showed it around the building and
check out this cameo I got.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But if you said, oh, Mayor Goldie Wilson from Back
to the Future, and they'd be like, oh yeah, and
you go, oh, well he's on camp.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh if you show a.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Man over forty, Goldie has to be cheaper. Yeah, sure
to Goldie Wilson Don Full of Love. You can get
his cameo for one hundred and thirty dollars. Yeah, which
means you can get lou Diamond Phillips's for only one
hundred and therefore.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Surprising Phillips.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
So I obviously tell him who you guys are, why
you love him, And that's the cameo.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
All right, the Woody show, it's loud.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm in Phillips LDP in the house.
Speaker 10 (05:03):
This is a special cameo sending you lots of love
from somebody named Sea Bass Woodie. Apparently you you shout
Richie a lot, Ritchie like I've never heard that. Yeah,
that would be you and a few thousand other people
for almost forty years.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
But thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Wasn't it's going to be about Ritchie?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
What about bub.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And Greg? Apparently you thought I was mega hot and
young guns. Thank you, Greg, I appreciate that. We'll talk later.
And Gina c. You're the classy one, the king, and
I thank you so much. I'm very very proud of that.
Speaker 11 (05:46):
I don't know where you saw it, whether it was
on Broadway or I've done it many many other places.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
But menace A fan of the Mantis and mass singer.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Just take those who resolve the ship.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
That's your favorite, right rank.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You mean so to all of you.
Speaker 11 (06:03):
I so appreciate all the long time love and so
happy that no matter what flavor it comes in your
l VP fans, continued success to your show and don't
forget you know, Sea bass.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, maybe you can send him a little some little
swag bag. I mean some concert tickets or something.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah, we have Cordy but full of energy. Yeah, very friendly,
very accommodating, addressed all your points, doing.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
That from his house, I believe so really good. Good
voice too, sounds good.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah, you think we're working for so many decades, he
wouldn't need.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
To do this right, But here we are, But here
we are. All right, we have a we have another round.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
We could do another round of cameo on the cheap
Oh okay, and we're going to do that next here
on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
Show.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
And we have another out of cameo on the Joppo.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Next category, very timely.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Halloween, Halloween, all right, all right, uh.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Your first guy, this gentleman on cameo for you to buy.
His greeting is Winston from The Ghostbusters. Yes, this is he,
and who's the check? Who played with the Receptionist podcast
podcast What do you Want?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
This is Ernie's introduction to the Ghostbusters. We got one
great movie. How do you hate Ghostbusters? I don't think
anyone is all right? Winston from Ghostbusters? Ernie Hudson.
Speaker 12 (07:39):
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental to leaf
at the esp clairvoyant spirit, photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums,
the lockness monster, in the theory of Atlantis?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
If there's a steady paycheck in it, I believe anything
you say.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
So already hut In Halloween, guy, I guess by a
ghosts on cameo the other Halloween cameo Kathy Na Jimmy
because she was one of the three witches in hocus Pocus.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
What else would I know her from?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
From King of the Hill. Well, she has been Peggy
Hill for the past five years on King of the Hill.
Probably like sister of the Traveling Pants.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
She looks like that, uh sister act too. She was
one of like the one of the Nuns. She's like
always one of the like side Carris Quirky best friend.
But yeah, because she was in Quirky. Everyone knows Bette
Midler and Sarah Jessica Parker, but Kathy and Jimmy. Also,
you're part of the probably one of the biggest four
Little Girls Halloween movie, hoax Pocus. Here she is amongst
(08:42):
the trick or treaters.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm joy confused.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
I smelled children, right, I don't see children.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I've lost my mow.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Sorry, all right, so hunt kids Winston from Ghostbusters. Now,
this is tough because it's not going to be for
that role that people would seek her out. They're probably more.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
For beaches.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Like that's you're thinking of.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Amongst that, amongst women of Sammy's age range, hocus Pocus
is a giant movie. Yell her for sure, I.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Think from a pop culture standpoint, though, just in general
more mass appeal.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I really, yeah, not for me, You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Really, I think seas is right. Hocus Pocus is her biggest.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
She's been in a thousand things but hoax pot And
if you know the Dan band, she's married to Dan's.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, I'll start with the Ernie Hudson is cheaper. I
still think she's cheaper.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I do too, because I think he can totally capitalize
on Ghostbuster.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
He shows up at all that stuff, very reinvention.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
So what tells me that he might be a little
bit cheaper because he's willing to do all that.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
He's doing more, but that's more.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
But that's also his it might be his main income.
It's like she's maybe she's got voiceover money.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, but if it's your main income, you're gonna need
orders to come in, so you're not gonna price yourself
too high. Okay, I think you're cheaper.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I'm saying Kathy, you're saying cheaper Kathy, Kathy, Ernie Ernie Ernie,
cheaper Ernie, cheap Ernie Ernie.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
All right, camo on the cheap oh, Ernie Hudson. He'll
do it in a Ghostbuster's outfit.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
You're done right.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
It will cost you one hundred and ninety five whoa
Kathy to Jimmy only one hundred and sixty seven dollars.
Now we have a first time on cameo on the
cheap os. We've had people turned down cameos. Usually when
that happens, you get a text reply like sorry, I
don't do They'll say, like business things, it's for a
radio show.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Kathy to Jimmy as you're about to hear, sent us
her decline via video.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
So she got.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Now you'll hear what take the money, you'll hear what
without she offers, she's.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Sending Greg to the Department of Weights and Balances.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
We'll hear what she has to say. Now remember her
most famous movie, hocus Pocus and Menace will of course
tell you the Sarah Jessca Parker was a very big
star in hocus Pocus and see if you can guess
why those two things come together when Kathy and Jimmy
turns down.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
How you guys, it's me Kathy. Thanks for the request.
I want to fill this, fulfill this for you. You
sound really fun and funny, but I do have one request.
Can you change the description of the person who you
say I should? I want to give a sugar cube too.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
That goes back to the old Menace joke. What do
you get Men's MENACE's classic.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Joke that I'm for over fifteen years. No, no, do
you know this joke?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I've heard?
Speaker 8 (12:02):
What do you get?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Sarah Justice Parking for her birthday. Sugar cue. That menace
kills me. One of his classic go to jokes, the
joke I did. I want to hear it again?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Yeah, menace for you to ask Kathy to Jimmy to
say you that you loved her, and that's really disrespectful.
I would never do that, and you loved how you
She fot sugar cubes of Sarah Jesica s Bass of
the Lily show you just the fact that she knew
not to say that.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
The person who means that your joke really hits hard.
Menace and why I would be proud that.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
You are so well known.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I was okay, disrespect s j P.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Can you change the description to me a person who
you say I should I want to give a sugar
cube figuring that out just another option for that one,
and I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
To do it.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
You guys are hilarious.
Speaker 12 (13:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
She seems to really like the joke.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Went about repeating the joke, you.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Should be honored.
Speaker 12 (13:13):
Man.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Like so many people work their whole careers, they don't
have one thing that sticks in the in the culture.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
And you have this joke about.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I'm sending Sarah Josica Parker off with the request right now.
There she goes just to deliver the new request.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
That's a good one, and I'm my joke. All right, dude,
they didn't do it, isn't he nice?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
He's a gentleman. He does want to take credit for
the jokes somebody else shown? Yeah, right, yeah, it's in
the public domain.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
It's in the sight, Kathy, Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It is the Woody Show, the Woody Show. All right,
welcome back. It is the Woody Show. And uh, Tom
for some Woody Show Crossfire.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
Good.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, let's please welcome our panel. First and foremost. He
is Hammering.
Speaker 9 (14:06):
He is Hank.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It's Hammering Hank, star of the Hammer and Hank podcast
with Ruyn Hobby.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
That's one billion to say, christ buddy, all.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Right, how's how's the how's the podcast going? All right?
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Very good?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Very good?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
And people are downloading the podcast? And where can people find.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
It on Spotify or wherever you get your podcast?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
All right, there's there's Hammer or Hank. Please please welcome
to the show. Uh there are other panels here in
what you show Crossfire Ladies and gentlemen, it's half bags.
Speaker 13 (14:46):
Yeah today, kir what what I'm expecially happier today than
other days.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Oh yeah, why is that news? Why is that?
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Cause Chamy is gone?
Speaker 13 (15:04):
All right, I'm actually going to celebrate at the Jexas
Roadhouse friends.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So anyway, half baked Menace is funny you say that
because Menace just brought up to us seconds ago that
he thinks she might have a Texas Roadhouse problem slash obsession.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
That you're there at least once a day.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Is that true?
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (15:28):
But I don't eat there every day? I LOI.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, what do you? What do you do when you
go there to hang out the bar?
Speaker 9 (15:40):
I'm friends with all the manager.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, you know what, you know what?
Speaker 8 (15:44):
I really like it.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
That my favorite thing of the Texas Roadhouse, Believe it
or not. The rolls. Those rolls, those are but I like, oh,
you're getting that today to celebrate.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
I'm getting it for free.
Speaker 14 (16:03):
You know why?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Why?
Speaker 14 (16:05):
Because I bought my best friend who was the second
highest ranking a.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Very Bonds bubble.
Speaker 14 (16:16):
Hank Hank speaking of Very Bond Yeah, steroid supplier from
Balco did as well.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, we'll see, that's why we have are I don't Hank.
I'm sorry that you were saying, what is your go
to at the Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
Barbecue Ridge, barbecue chicken.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, the barbecue ridge, the barbecue chicken. A right, you
got it there first, that is to go to at
Texas Roadhouse. Now, Hank, I have another question for you.
You were supposed to have you guys on the show, uh, yesterday,
However we got blown off because of a breakfast.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
What what happened there?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Why did you brow blow us off to go to
a breakfasting?
Speaker 8 (17:00):
This production studio is Wednesday and Thursday.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Okay, And your phone doesn't work in other places that
you could have called in at the breakfast spot.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
At the breakfast spot, Nope, because I like the studio better. Okay,
he needs the phone in that decade.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And then the other thing I had for you half baked,
is it you really don't remember meeting Sea Bass in
the parking lot?
Speaker 9 (17:26):
I remember, I do. He was the cartner.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Yeah, So why do you pretend that you don't remember
it when I called you?
Speaker 9 (17:35):
Because I didn't remember. It just took five minutes.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
If there'd be one time in your life that somebody says,
oh hey do you somebody dressed up like a maniac,
He says, oh hey, I work with your friend, and
you call on our show.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
You think, oh that would stick.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
In my head? Yeah, yeah, that's all right. Maybe that's
all right, fleeting thoughts for thank you? Well, we have
a show Crossfire, Hammer and Hank and Half Baked Fellas.
We're going to ask you some some question is about things,
some things that are going on in the news and otherwise,
and I kind of get your take on these different things.
And the first thing that I wanted to bring up
to you the World Series. Let's talk about the World
(18:12):
Series and Hammer and Hank. I'm gonna start with you
the World Series. There was a sportscaster for the Toronto
Blue Jays that made, you know, viral video basically saying
that the better team did not win the World Series.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Do you agree with that? Yes or no? And why?
Speaker 8 (18:28):
I completely disagree because the Dodgers, they were favored to
win the World Series in the first place, and they
earned it.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
They earned it, right, all right? So you do believe
that the better team won the World Series?
Speaker 9 (18:42):
Let's go to our paper.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, okay, so it sounds like we might have a
disagreement here. So half Bay, do you believe that the
better team won the World Series?
Speaker 9 (18:51):
Unfortunately? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Okay, because you say that you're for Toronto, right, all right,
You're going and.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
You have it because that's like a rivalry between your
team and the Dodgers, and so you are just being
loyal to your to your fandom.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
The enemy of your enemy is your friend.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, wow, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Our next question it has to do with a celebrity,
and I know how much you boys both like celebrities.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
The next question has to do with Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Recently, she wore a very see through dress at that
Variety's Power of Women event. I don't know if you
guys saw that, but you could see everything from nowhere.
Did you do you think she crossed the line with
that dress?
Speaker 13 (19:35):
Well, I didn't see it or hear about it, but
if this lady people are talking, I would have to see.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
Yeah, because what you.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Okay, so it'd be in it you you think it
is a problem because it's inappropriate. That's credit, Okay?
Speaker 9 (19:56):
What inappropriate? In twenty twenty five? What select theaters now
they stating worshiping movies and no one even cares about
(20:16):
hank Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Should have worn what jersey? Yeah? What what jersey? Should
should she have worn?
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Hank A nineteen twenty nine Philadelphia Athletics Jersey.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Okay, alright, Philadelphia Athletic and.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Why because they won the world here Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Cool sweety from Philadelphia sounds good. Now let me ask
you guys this question. You can only pick one to
be your wife for the rest of your life? Is
it gonna be Sidney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter? Hank will
start with you.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Definitely to bring this Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I'm surprised that that answer. That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
I was not expecting that, because yeah, a lover style
music a Juran that is. And also, uh, she should
join the Boston Pops Orchestra.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Forget this million to her? Okay, all right, and then
half bake. What about you?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Only one can be your wife the rest of your life?
Who's gonna be Sidney Sweeney or super Sabrina car And why?
Speaker 9 (21:26):
Well, I can't say unless you allow me to cross
the line.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Okay, you know what, Well, we'll be ready on the
dump button. Okay, what what what do you? What do
you got?
Speaker 9 (21:38):
I like those waffers.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Dump that, you know, and you know what, we.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Didn't have to hit the dump button on that. You're
you're you're allowed to say that. But before I get
to the to the next question, that's something happening in
the news. Let me let me ask you about this. Uh,
is Home Alone a Christmas movie?
Speaker 9 (22:02):
Yes, without a doubt, yes.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Hammer and Hank. Do you agree? Yes, I agree it
is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
Yes, but Davis Short on the Hallmark channel.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Afford it.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeah, Hallmark has their own movies.
Speaker 12 (22:19):
Rats.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
And then the other question I had Christmas related because
now we're kind of in between, right, We're in between
Halloween and like the Thanksgiving slash Christmas Eve? At what
point is it appropriate? Like, uh, what point can you
start putting up Christmas decorations?
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Do you want me or answer?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well, we'll start with you half baked.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
I would say November.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
November tenth on now why the tenth? Any reason in particular?
Speaker 9 (22:51):
No, I'll always do that my whole life.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
So before Thanksgivings round number but not quite butted up
right too?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
About six weeks? Yeah, six weeks.
Speaker 9 (23:03):
You want to hear something crazy?
Speaker 13 (23:05):
At my job, we had Christmas stuff in September.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
That's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sucks, Hammer and Hank,
What what do you say, mid December? Mid December?
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I like that, alright, mid December Thanksgiving having.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
We don't again to the holidays until mid December.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Mid December, twelve days of Christmas. It's not the fifty right, So.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
My my argument has always been the one Santa comes
down the parade route for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day prede.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Then that ushers in, Yeah, that ushers in the Christmas,
the holidays, that's right.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
That's right, the holiday year.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
All right, So we got we got Hammer and Hank
and Half Baked on the line. Wood, you show Crossfire,
and we have another story in the news. You might
have seen something about fellas and it's about monkeys on
the loose.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Yeah, they escaped a van in Mississippi recently and reports
said that they're dangerous, but they're not infected with anything
like they had first thought. But the ones they caught
they did have to destroy unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Now, Hammer and Hake, we'll start with you. Uh, if
you were in that town, if you were in that area,
would that make you nervous that there were monkeys on the.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Loose, Yes, because it's not right for monkey to get loose.
You know, the Beasy Boys they had to hear records
back in nineteen eight called Brass monkeys.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
That funky monkey, brass monkey, that funky junkie.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Right, what would you do to defend yourself against the monkeys?
Speaker 8 (24:40):
I would turn up the Woody Show very loud.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Oh yeah, I like them away on mom shot one. Yeah, yeah,
all right, let's go to you half baked. Would that
make you nervous knowing there were monkeys on the loose
in the town you lived?
Speaker 9 (24:55):
No, because the chances of encountering them are very.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Let's say you did come into contact with him, would
that make you nervous? Would you be afraid of them? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:05):
Hell yeah?
Speaker 13 (25:06):
I would run away?
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yeah right, if you had to defend yourself was attacking you,
what would you do?
Speaker 9 (25:13):
I would fight for my life, but it wouldn't do
any good because they're hella stronger than me.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
There, because you know Hank and Happig, your old friend
menace here, he has been wanting a pet monkey for years.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:31):
I never knew that.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yeah, that's one of his dreams. Yeah, he would, he
would love to have a pet monk.
Speaker 13 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Would I be able to bring it over to your house?
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Nor?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
All right? Like the monkey?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
And then uh here I got one more. Would you
rather question this has nothing to do with the news.
This is just a Gina grad. Would you rather for
both you and uh and half baked?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Hank.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
We're gonna start with you, Yeah, Hank, I'm curious.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Would you rather have sex with the hottest guy in
the entire world or have sex with the ugliest girl
in the entire world?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah? What would you go with?
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Either?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
You got to pick one.
Speaker 9 (26:16):
Girl in the world.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
So the ugliest girl in the world.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
It's either the hottest guy in the world or the
ugliest girl in the world. Who would you have sex
with if you had.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
To pick one the ugliest girl in the world, the
ugliest girl in the world. Yeah, I can hear it.
I get it, you can you can hear it. And
then half bigged, we'll ask you the same question.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
I would choose the girl because I ain't touching no man, all.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Right to me?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Would it would be different the type of sex?
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Like it we're just exchanging you know, mouth stuff or
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Gus question.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
You don't to answer that.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
It's it's full sex, but you are the top. Oh
that does make a difference, yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, oh yeah, so does that does that change it?
Half baked?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
If you would get the top on that you're doing
the penetrating, right, I just.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
Do the chick and get it over.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yeah, okay, all right, well, Hammer and Hank and Half
Baked everybody. Oh yeah, great, Hammer and Hank. Do you
have anything that you would like to mention everybody?
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Yes? Yeah, I'm saying you Internet radio show real.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Soon, okay, new internet radio show. And what's it going
to be about.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I'll play lots and lots of music.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
Oh you're just.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Gonna play lots of music.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
And that was it?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Okay, all right, all right, yeah, all right, yes, good playlist.
Speaker 9 (27:38):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
And then also, don't forget about the podcast, the Hammer
and Hank podcast.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
And who do you do that with? Rhy Hoy Ryan Hoppy.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
That's right, you can find that wherever you get podcasts.
And then half Baked, what about you? You got anything
else for us before we let you go?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (27:55):
Well, blessing because Cheney.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Is all right, rest in peace, or I guess rest
in pieces according to Halfy Big Dick Cheney.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Alright, well Fellows, Hammer and Hank, Half Baked, what is show?
Crossfire Fop Provoker.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, it's it's always good hearing from you boys, and
take care and we'll talk to you next time. Okay,
all right, piece in the hood there that goes there,
it goes half baked and hammered, Hank, all right, always
an adventure. Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
We got some more. What do you show for you next?
Hang on, we'll be right back.
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