November 6, 2025 • 26 mins
Greg And Ryan Murphy, News Headlines, Will They Take it Back? & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
No boy show, I gotta you make the call. You
guys like to be judgmental, absolutely, so let's see what
you think about this. For Sea Bass, he loves to
be judgmental. He loves to be a judge of jury. Yeah,
watch all there.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It comes.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, he likes stuff like this. We'll slow, yeah, we'll
full wait, all right, let's get here. He comes there
he is yeah, all right, yeah, make sure you check
out on TV.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And here he ses, myr dumbs work.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Let me let me let me know when you're right.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So a woman is accused of theft after she held
part of a security deposit from a roommate that she
was kicking out when the roommate moved in. The deposit
was three hundred and twenty five dollars, and when he
moved out he only got two hundred dollars of it back.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
The landlord's charges included a cleaning fee, shared expense is
a magic eraser like those those are great, Those are magic,
and the cost of some missing candy. Okay, the roommate
was pissed did admit to taking some of the candy,
but Number one felt that charging him over it was
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petty and number two that withholding the deposit was against
the law, so it went to court. So what do
you guys think.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Over one hundred and.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Twenty five dollars? I wish how would you rule in
this situation.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I think it's blame and petty, but I think the
that they're right.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I think they can deduct right for stuff that they
need to do.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Saying hey, X, y Z and yeah, have you ever
got one hundred percent of your deposit back?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah? Every time, really every single time.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
That's insane, rare.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I mean I I do a deep cleaning. Yeah, I
don't think I've ever had a penny with hill.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'll have the I'll have the carpets cleaned.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I do five hundred.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Dollars to have our last house deep clean, and they
still took out two fifty for cleaning charges.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
See, I would argue that, argue that, Yeah, I would.
I would probably fight that. I would have taken over
your standards. Yeah yeah, I would show I would show
the the receipt.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And you were there for how many years? Six and
you had a deep cleaned Yeah, yeah, you gotta fight that.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I told you.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
The last one I got fifty dollars deducted because that
little oven drawer on the bottom of your oven. Yeah,
you never used the broiler. I never even used it once,
and they said it wasn't clean and I.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Had I doesn't even know it was there. Yeah, I'm like,
this is a thing for storing lids.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's like a warming drawer or something.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
And then the one before that, I mean I did
punch a hole in the ceiling because my neighbor was
really loud.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well that'll do it, all right, So, uh, Gina grad.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I think the the plaintiff is right even though they're lame.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay, Greg Gore, Yeah, I think with holding one hundred
and twenty five is fair for the landlord.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, land lord, the landlord.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, this is also an insanely small amounts like where
where the.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Hell was this?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Yeah, that's a cheap deposit.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
So the court heard the case and decided that the
landlord was right. They ruled that while the law applies
to most tenants, it doesn't apply to roommate to roommate
situations and it's a shared living space. But they said
that the guy was a slob, and so they had
no problem siding with the landlord holding the deposit.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Good, pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So bad match for roommates, But having dude having roommates
blows it does. I was so lucky to never have
a roommate. Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Never.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I rented rather than get a place where I would
need a roommate. That's when I rented the rooms in
someone's house. No, it's not. I never saw these vehoples
consider a roommate then, like some of that you share
all the space with, what did you share?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You use the kitchen and stuff?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I had access to the kitchen, but I never used it.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
It was a roommate.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, Like it was the the two old brothers. The
house was left to them by their parents. It was
in disarray, it was met, they were hoarders. It was disgusting.
So I never used the kitchen. Greg, I had what
was the master bedroom of the house that they rented out,
so it had like a bathroom attached to it, you know,
so I had like a non suite, like a private
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in my bad I said master, I meant primary.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
That's still your roommates. But I mean even though you
didn't have a lot of interactions.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Agree with on that one. Like a roommate roommate is
where like they're on the lease.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, and everything shared and you hang out and watch TV.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I always had the best time with roommates. We only
had one issue one time where when of the roommates
is like, oh yeah, my buddy needs a place to stay,
and it was supposed to be like four days, I
ended up being six months, sleep it on the couch.
But I've been in those types of situations, so I
didn't really have a major issue with it. But then eventually,
like everybody's like, Okay, this guy's been.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Here long enough. He's not like trying to get out,
and yeah, so he has to leave. If it's a
friend and you go on a plate that I think
that's a little bit different. But like when you're out
there and posting an ad looking for a roommate, I
would have no interest of these. You're just gonna get
weird those.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, if it's a stranger, no way. Some of the
best times in my life were with my roommate and
our mutual friend Rip Robin. She and I guys were
friends already, right, it wasn't Robin, but she was a
mutual friend of ours. She came over one night and
to my roommate, we did the ye old put shaving
cream on his hand while he cast out drunk, and
I'll take his face, oh like twenty seven okay, And
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then he goes to scratch his face gets shaving cream everywhere.
So his retaliation to me the day before he moved out,
which he thought was equivalent to shaving cream on the face,
was to pour syrup all over the carpet and then
put potting soil on noise.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh, I would equivalent, you got burned hard, gread.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Let's vandalize the place.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
But was what you said, would he?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Some of my roommates were from member craig List, just like.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I did that one time. But we did interview and
we interviewed them to make sure we did. But again,
everybody sends their representative. Like whenever you meet somebody job interviews,
I always try to like whenever I'm interviewing somebody for
a position, like I try to see through whatever they're
trying to show me, right because I feel like I'm
the distrusting person anyway. But everybody sends their best represented,
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the best, absolute best version of themselves, and it takes
sometimes a couple of weeks, maybe even a couple of months.
That's whether you're dating or interviewing, and then you really
start to see how they really are back. You have
to you have to break you have to break that down.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Give them that much time, because like I could meet
somebody within the first ten seconds, I'm like, oh, this
person so well, you're amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
This person is not good, has a better he has
a better personal radar than I think most Most people
thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Sea Bass because people were like, well, it didn't seem crazy. Yeah,
yeah right, and then next thing you know, you're in
a relationship or you hired this person and to trust
and now you're stuck in a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
And then then and then you uh yeah, you're like, oh,
they seem cool whatever, blah blah, and then you're like
shocked by it.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
My last roommate he spent all his money and he
went to Brazil into Ayahuasca nice. So you had to
like kick him out because he wasn't paying rent.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
So Sea Bass in your roommate situation, he said, you
did that once one time with non friends. It was
I honestly don't remember why I did this. There was
it was an older, older girl. She was twenty five,
she's pretty hot too, and she was only going to
live in this place for two more months, and she said, hey,
do I need you know Craigslsted a roommate. And I
said sure, and I moved in and they made me
sign on the lease and then she left and they
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tried to get me to like they tried to hold
me for the whole twelve months, and I was like, no,
I can't, Like I literally couldn't afford anything. I yeah,
I was buying a loaf of bread and a pound
of bologny every day because that's all I could afford. Yeah,
I had a U Haul repossessed for me during that time.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I possessed because you rented it and just held out there.
I was, yes, I was too young.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I was under twenty five, so I was too young
to qualify for a car rental. But I need to
get to my jobs. I was like, hey, you haul. Yeah,
And then like one day turned into six or seven.
Then one day I looked out the window and there
was a U Haul the back of a pickup truck
taking the bus home.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Dude, that's ghetto.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And I was working like a nice corporate office too.
Your U Haul, dude, your rides here, that's hilarious. Well,
I guess I guess it's gonna be an hour and.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
A half on the bus. That's so you've always been strange. Yeah, well,
I work with a guy who shows up in the
U haul every day. I forget it's up on the
rested development. They would drive the stairs their car and
get to pop up.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
After that, I bought somebody's used car, not to live in,
but I lived in their garage for a while, and
much like menace a situation, one of the rooms didn't
like that after a while.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
He was like, Hey, dude, what's up.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Who's this weirdo living in the garage? Those were all
friends of mine. I had much I had longer lease.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
On that one.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
But I will say this, you are ahead of your
time because the street takeovers. They're starting to rent like
U haul trucks and stuff and doing three sixties.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well yeah and U hauls. Yeah, it makes sense because
you had a lot of these are up.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
These are no good teens, and no good teens can't
get a you know, first rent a car. Yeah, I
wonder why because they're not twenty five.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
So they go to home depot and get one of
these trucks. You do burnouts and whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
If they put it on some either somebody else's credit
card or a debit card that they don't have any
money on.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. If you want
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we'd love to have you. You can always check in. Send
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Speaker 2 (09:39):
A Woody show.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
There was a something that started at all number of
years ago with a woman. It was after Christmas and
she attempted to bring back the live Christmas tree that
she had bought by eight four Christmas, and it was
after New Year's it was well after New Year after Chris. Yeah,
(10:05):
and then the thing it was completely dead and it was
like a Lows or a home deeper or something. She
and she brought it back and they took it back.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Who doesn't just kick her out?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I know? I hate that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
And the other place that was always notorious for their
super liberal return policy was bed Bath and Beyond when
they were around, and now they're not around.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Go figure out the Nordstrom famously as well. People would
return stuff there that they don't even sell.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Yeah, like tires Costco too.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, Costco. And so a number of years ago we
started something called will they take it back? And Sea
Bass was bringing all kinds of stuff, like the people
that will complain, they'll order something in a restaurant, they'll
eat ninety percent of what's on their plate and then
talk about how it wasn't any good, terrible, yeah, and
they want a refund. So one was speaking of Costco
(10:49):
and their liberal return policy when Sea Bass took the
slice of Costco pizza from the food court. Oh yeah,
all but one byte left, all but one pepperoni slice.
That's right, one one pepperoni slice, and then brought it
his widow.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Tom couldn't handle it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And brought it, brought it back up and brought it
back up to the to the window and just to see.
And then we try to take a guess if they'll
if they'll take it back or not. And so we
were talking about remember the scene in American Pie with
the apple pie? Sure right, and he humped the apple pie.
And then uh, we were talking about you know, people
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putting holes and watermelons, pumpkins and pumpkins and you know whatever.
And so we said, hey, what if we cut a
hole in a pumpkin or cut a hole in this
case of watermelon, would they take it back at the store.
Was this a grocery store? Where did you go? Grocery store?
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Grocery store?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
All right, And so we were gonna have sea bass
to it originally, and we figured, well, the cops might
get called or something. It might be a little uh,
it might be a.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Guy acting out on his perversions. Because we're this is
a consumer service. What we're trying to do here. This
is for you, the people out there as consumers. So yeah,
we put a layer of separation from it and say,
well let's have a lady do it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
So Morgan went to the grocery store with the with
the watermelon. It's got the hole in it.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
Yeah, I just sent you guys a picture. It's got
a pretty big hole in it. I wanted to make
it obvious.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Looks like a Gina's husband with the town got it.
Sure does. Take a look.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Sorry, I wanted I want to do. But also, this
was a small watermelon. I didn't get one of the
huge ones.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
So she goes back in. Will they take it back?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
So I have a question. I actually have a return.
Can I do that with you? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:39):
Okay, So I want to return this produce.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
Here's the receipt you when you pull it up, it's
a it's a small watermelon, right. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:50):
So my husband and I we saw this funny like
article on Cosmo.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Like if you puts his you know, piece in.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
There, then it like feels really good, right, and then
if I drink it, it's really healthy.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
But my husband is so big that I need to
get a bigger watermelon. This one's too small.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
My name is Gina.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
By the way, it's.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Just because my husband is just so big.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Take a moment.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's gonna take a moment. Wow, you're looking at what
you were handing. Her was at least in a bag.
Read it.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
There was some other lady, so she was waiting for
someone to walk over to.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Just a moment type of okay for the listeners, this
is a watermelon that makes the size of two cantalopes.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
But again, the whole is the size of two fists.
Speaker 9 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Well, her husband is very big.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah, he's abstantial.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
The way, it's just because my husband is just so big.
Take a moment, Norris, it's a great article. Have you
do you read Cosmo? I don't know, no, yeh.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
It's supposed to be super healthy for you, like if
you drink it after he puts it in, it's like
good for your your gut biome.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
That's what I heard.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Okay, that sounds convinced.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
So the person comes over and that's the person you're okay.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Yeah, which I assume is the manager.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, all right, So the question is, well, will they
take this u so not only the premises my my
husband's having sex with the watermelon, but number two, I've
got to then consume the water because it's healthy for
a two B two C here.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, yeah, So will will they take back this raped
watermelon from Gina's husband? What do you think? We'll start
with you, Gina?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
There's no way. I mean, it's it's decimated.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah, when you see the picture, it's it's there's I mean,
not only is the whole giant, but it looks like
all the way down is empty. Now okay, there's nothing left. Well,
I drink it, guts out of it, right, Yeah, there's
no way.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Okay, no, Greg.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Gory, seeing the picture, I would think no, but hearing
how accommodating this woman is, I'm gonna say yes, all right, menace.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, they're gonna take it back for sure.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
I think they're gonna take it back.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
There might be a warning like we'll do it this time,
but next time we can't see.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I think this is a let's get her out of
here soon as possible situation.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, I kind of feel that same way, like, do
they want to take it back? No, But at the
same time, you're the manager, big chain grocery store. It's
one watermelon, do you really care? Are you gonna Are
you gonna argue and fight with this person or potentially
not that you were being hostile.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
No, we were having a great conversation.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
And educational.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
So I'm gonna I'm gonna say that, yes, they will
take it back. Let's find out.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Okay, your card right here.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
For me to my card here?
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Yeah, Cosmo magazine.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It's so honorable.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
But it's great, especially if you have a.
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Boyfriend and that's the receipt for the return. All right, great,
and then I'll just have to get a bigger one.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yes, it's right that way.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Oh, this is a huge public service because I think
Greg's in the same boat. But like, I won't take
anything back to the grocery store, so I'm too embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Now I have nothing to be like, if it's moldy,
I want to take.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
It back now I will, yeah, I mean it's embarrassing
to take back, but they'll take it.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, he'll take anything.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
If you want to see the whole it's on our
Instagram story right now. At the way.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Subscription to Cosmo seventy five dollars a year.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
You get a hat and you get a little tips
for sex, you know.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
But I will say, you guys are right. I think
I got the vibe of like, let's get her out
of here. Yeah, because you could go crazy to serving
the people.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
And of course it was I went to the girls something.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You were being very sweet, but keep on talking about
penis so yeah, drinking, yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
Obsessed with them and yeah, I mean, who knows it
could be good for your gout biome. Yeah, someone try
it at home and then text I let you know.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Uh huh, or don't trot it at home because you
heard about it on the show. Please don't do that.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Oh yeah's kidding, Yeah that's Morgan.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It's more ambient funny guys. Yeah, yeah, she was just kidding.
That was for entertainment purposes only, right, exactly. That's a
medical sexual device eight seven seven forty four Wooding text
us over to two two nine eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Really ever, since we.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Had Morgan's will they take it back? Here's another good
one from when Sea Bass has done it? Will they
take it back? This is from Let's See twenty twenty two.
This was after Thanksgiving and Sea Bass went to try
to return this card. The Mother's Day one is still
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my favorite, but this one, this one's good too. Again
just testing the really liberal return policies different places.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I was filling out my Thanksgiving cards and I started
this one in my mom, but then I finished it
to my wife and I warning, if there's a away
I could exchange. It's wrote in it, Yes, so's I
hope you always know how much you mean. Happy Thanksgiving
to my queaf and Queen you.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Mom, And obviously I don't want.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Her Queen.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
And Queen.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Oh no, how large do you return stuff at a store?
Speaker 9 (18:28):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I bought a little mini fridge that ended up being
the wrong size because it was supposed to fit in
the uh this one open, yes, this space, and it
was a little too tall, and I meant to bring
it back. I meant to return it never did end
up giving it to somebody because it was such a
hassle to bring it back.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
I never returned stuff with stores. But you know, the
lady in my life, it's like her full time job.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I always intend I intend to.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, that's your wife's full time job is picking up
after your messes.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Like, yeah, you spend too much atturning any of my stuff. Well,
that's why I bought the robot.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, one of those.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
It's called the Yeah, it's made by one X Technologies,
the Neo Robot.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
It's arriving sometime in twenty twenty six and it's going
to have a robot that can fetch them coffee.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
Yes, I'm very excited about that. But like, she's not
returning my stuff, it's just random stuff. And my mom
was that way too. You guys remember Mervin's.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah, yeah, let she was there every week.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Returning stuff, all right. The card, the Thanksgiving card, the
qleef queen. We all know the answer because we we've
played this before. But everybody else, I hope got your
guests in. Did they take it back?
Speaker 9 (19:43):
No, because it's thridden already on it and we wouldn't
be able to like resell it.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Oh, I hear what you're saying like how I can
reward it or scratch it out, you know, like what
mom word rhymes with queafing?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
You don't want to purchase another one?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
I might have to do that, I guess, but I
was just trying to I didn't want to be wasteful.
You know, I'll keep thinking about it. I may come back,
thanks very much.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
They did not take it back again. Yeah, Sea Mass
just put up another sign.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yes, I've got a new sign that's going up so again.
Our security people here signs lovely people. One of their
one of their jobs as security is to restock paper towels.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Shows how much security workers does here? Who does it?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Oh yeah, the security people do.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
They do They stock the snacks and everything. They got
nothing else going. I thought that was the office manager
guy too, he orders it.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
So what they do, though, Greg, and I'm sure you've
noticed this is so they you know, this includes paper towels,
And we have little paper towel holders besides each sink,
and those are lovely. What they do though, is they'll
bring an extra roll of paper towels still wrapped in plastic.
And uh, if the paper towel roll is full on
the sink, they'll just take that plastic covered paper towel roll,
just set it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Down on the counter. What we have limitless cabinets.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
They're all empty.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
What do you is that?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Just not clutter?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
An eye sword?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It is the other issue I have with the paper towels.
They'll be a paper towel holder and it's nothing but
the cardboard because it ran out. So I think to myself, oh,
there must not be more. No, there's more in the cupboard,
but you use the last one and then you just walk.
Well that's it is. And because everybody who works here
turns into an animal when they walk through the door.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
So my sign says extra paper towels go in the
cabin it's not in the counter with little up arrow
and down. Well, you know what, because if I told
it to them, I don't think they don't they get it.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
And I'm also not the they wouldn't get it.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
I think one of them would get it.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Well, it's not to get Yeah, they don't seem like it,
no offense, they don't seem like highly like I'm not
the right person to tell it to them.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'm not there, I'm not their boss.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
You're too smart for them right already too high level conversation.
I've already broken them of one bad habit where boy,
we have again limitless counters where they would take the
plastic utensils, knife, forks, et cetera. And they would put
those in coffee cups and stack those in the counter
as opposed to in the drawers where they belong.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
So I look at them, I don't care about any
of this.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
The thing that I don't understand, I thought this was
the this sign was gonna be for the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
That's what I thought too. I thought it was for
because people will grab paper towels to dry their hands,
and there's a big garbage can right there. Somehow they
can't get the paper towel into the garbage can and
it ends up on the floor. They they see, they
see that it hits the floor, and they good enough
and they keep they just keep walking out. The other
thing they'll do is there's another paper towel dispenser on
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the counter between the two sinks. They'll take however many
they need, it be a couple extra that sit on
the counter because they came out from the dispenser and
they just sit on the counter to then just get
wet by everybody splashes just soaked, and they just leave them.
I thought that's what your sign was. That's another paper
towels go in this trash can.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
But I think we can all agree that, Like women
are very messy. My side of the bathroom is insane,
but we're not dirty, Like we're not leaving trash next
to trash can and peeing on the wall.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
We have clutter exactly because that's you guys.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
What you're talking about is a biohazard issue.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yes, And would he I agree with Sea Bass. You
of all people, you're like, oh, they're putting utensils in
a cup. I don't care about that.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
An organized place, I don't necessarily care about that. If
a handful of plastic forks and he's put them on
the counter all loose, like the way the Sea Bass
keeps his his utensils at his apartment to like in
a drawer, would just throw them in they're all loose, you,
I would throw plastic utensils loose in, just all loose, right,
Like I wouldn't want to deal with that. But like,
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if they're in a cup on the counter, I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Drawers design for this, drawers with utensil.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Holder the counter with paper towels, and that that part
of paper towels sitting on the counter, like if they're loose, yes, okay,
I don't like that, But they're loose forks on the counter,
yeah okay, But they're in the cup.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
They're organized. It's like how you keep pens in a
cup on your desk, or like if depends are just
all over the place on your desk, that's different. That's clutter.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
But what if the cup is sitting next to the
pen drawer where the the counter.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Spaces were working on, not for the other places. This
is more of the fault of the office worker, not
the people that are stalking it, because they're trying to
the people stalking it are just trying to say, hey,
there are more paper towels available if you run out.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
And you know where.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
If I had a question, I would say, oh, look
at this cabinet right in front of my face.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I wonder if that's used for storage. I wonder if
they're storing.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Things in there.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I think they're trying to help, but I think, for example,
these are all first world problems.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I don't get triggered enough to create a sign you're triggered.
It's not being triggered. It's being normal, Yes, it's being courteous. Yes,
it's being a functioning adult. Like would I prefer it
that way? Sure?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Like does it bother me that they're in the cup
as opposed to the drawer? No it should, But I
create a stop down my day to create a sign.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
You're being hyper.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
This is a guy who throws here my argument here,
This is a guy who claims that if he gets change,
he throws it on the ground because it saves him time,
and his time is so precious that the act of
taking change from a cashier and placing it in his
pocket is a quote waste of time and doing other things.
He sat and created a sign priority. No, it's not
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that it took it. That's not the point to him.
Putting from your hand to your pocket change is a waste.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Of okay, So but I think he would argue that
that time save gives him more time to make sign.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
This sign saves me what has now been hundreds of
times of taking the paper, the extra paper tower roll
and putting it up in the.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Like you know what a great country? You know, like
what a get.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
To a great country like Japan?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Because they left unless you're talking about curing cancer. Everything
we do is a quote waste of time. Yes, because
you could always say, like, don't you have anything better
to Greig?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Why'd you buy that hat? You could have donated. That's
just the money to the.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Kids, right, I mean it's like, what, what do we
care about it anymore? Nothing? Apparently. Yeah, we need to
have a come to Jesus meeting with everybody that works
in this building, because everybody's a pig.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Well that's every that's every office I've ever been at.
I know it's not it's not exclusive.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Can it can be stopped if you step, put your
foot down. Let me put cameras in the bathrooms people more.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
When the show is coming up there, what do you show?
We'll be right back
No boy show, I gotta you make the call. You
guys like to be judgmental, absolutely, so let's see what
you think about this. For Sea Bass, he loves to
be judgmental. He loves to be a judge of jury. Yeah,
watch all there.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It comes.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, he likes stuff like this. We'll slow, yeah, we'll
full wait, all right, let's get here. He comes there
he is yeah, all right, yeah, make sure you check
out on TV.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And here he ses, myr dumbs work.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Let me let me let me know when you're right.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So a woman is accused of theft after she held
part of a security deposit from a roommate that she
was kicking out when the roommate moved in. The deposit
was three hundred and twenty five dollars, and when he
moved out he only got two hundred dollars of it back.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
The landlord's charges included a cleaning fee, shared expense is
a magic eraser like those those are great, Those are magic,
and the cost of some missing candy. Okay, the roommate
was pissed did admit to taking some of the candy,
but Number one felt that charging him over it was
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petty and number two that withholding the deposit was against
the law, so it went to court. So what do
you guys think.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Over one hundred and.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Twenty five dollars? I wish how would you rule in
this situation.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I think it's blame and petty, but I think the
that they're right.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I think they can deduct right for stuff that they
need to do.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Saying hey, X, y Z and yeah, have you ever
got one hundred percent of your deposit back?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah? Every time, really every single time.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
That's insane, rare.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I mean I I do a deep cleaning. Yeah, I
don't think I've ever had a penny with hill.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'll have the I'll have the carpets cleaned.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I do five hundred.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Dollars to have our last house deep clean, and they
still took out two fifty for cleaning charges.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
See, I would argue that, argue that, Yeah, I would.
I would probably fight that. I would have taken over
your standards. Yeah yeah, I would show I would show
the the receipt.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And you were there for how many years? Six and
you had a deep cleaned Yeah, yeah, you gotta fight that.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I told you.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
The last one I got fifty dollars deducted because that
little oven drawer on the bottom of your oven. Yeah,
you never used the broiler. I never even used it once,
and they said it wasn't clean and I.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Had I doesn't even know it was there. Yeah, I'm like,
this is a thing for storing lids.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's like a warming drawer or something.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
And then the one before that, I mean I did
punch a hole in the ceiling because my neighbor was
really loud.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well that'll do it, all right, So, uh, Gina grad.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I think the the plaintiff is right even though they're lame.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay, Greg Gore, Yeah, I think with holding one hundred
and twenty five is fair for the landlord.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, land lord, the landlord.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, this is also an insanely small amounts like where
where the.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Hell was this?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Yeah, that's a cheap deposit.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
So the court heard the case and decided that the
landlord was right. They ruled that while the law applies
to most tenants, it doesn't apply to roommate to roommate
situations and it's a shared living space. But they said
that the guy was a slob, and so they had
no problem siding with the landlord holding the deposit.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Good, pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So bad match for roommates, But having dude having roommates
blows it does. I was so lucky to never have
a roommate. Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Never.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I rented rather than get a place where I would
need a roommate. That's when I rented the rooms in
someone's house. No, it's not. I never saw these vehoples
consider a roommate then, like some of that you share
all the space with, what did you share?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You use the kitchen and stuff?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I had access to the kitchen, but I never used it.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
It was a roommate.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, Like it was the the two old brothers. The
house was left to them by their parents. It was
in disarray, it was met, they were hoarders. It was disgusting.
So I never used the kitchen. Greg, I had what
was the master bedroom of the house that they rented out,
so it had like a bathroom attached to it, you know,
so I had like a non suite, like a private
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in my bad I said master, I meant primary.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
That's still your roommates. But I mean even though you
didn't have a lot of interactions.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Agree with on that one. Like a roommate roommate is
where like they're on the lease.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, and everything shared and you hang out and watch TV.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I always had the best time with roommates. We only
had one issue one time where when of the roommates
is like, oh yeah, my buddy needs a place to stay,
and it was supposed to be like four days, I
ended up being six months, sleep it on the couch.
But I've been in those types of situations, so I
didn't really have a major issue with it. But then eventually,
like everybody's like, Okay, this guy's been.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Here long enough. He's not like trying to get out,
and yeah, so he has to leave. If it's a
friend and you go on a plate that I think
that's a little bit different. But like when you're out
there and posting an ad looking for a roommate, I
would have no interest of these. You're just gonna get
weird those.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, if it's a stranger, no way. Some of the
best times in my life were with my roommate and
our mutual friend Rip Robin. She and I guys were
friends already, right, it wasn't Robin, but she was a
mutual friend of ours. She came over one night and
to my roommate, we did the ye old put shaving
cream on his hand while he cast out drunk, and
I'll take his face, oh like twenty seven okay, And
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then he goes to scratch his face gets shaving cream everywhere.
So his retaliation to me the day before he moved out,
which he thought was equivalent to shaving cream on the face,
was to pour syrup all over the carpet and then
put potting soil on noise.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh, I would equivalent, you got burned hard, gread.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Let's vandalize the place.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
But was what you said, would he?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Some of my roommates were from member craig List, just like.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I did that one time. But we did interview and
we interviewed them to make sure we did. But again,
everybody sends their representative. Like whenever you meet somebody job interviews,
I always try to like whenever I'm interviewing somebody for
a position, like I try to see through whatever they're
trying to show me, right because I feel like I'm
the distrusting person anyway. But everybody sends their best represented,
(06:27):
the best, absolute best version of themselves, and it takes
sometimes a couple of weeks, maybe even a couple of months.
That's whether you're dating or interviewing, and then you really
start to see how they really are back. You have
to you have to break you have to break that down.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Give them that much time, because like I could meet
somebody within the first ten seconds, I'm like, oh, this
person so well, you're amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
This person is not good, has a better he has
a better personal radar than I think most Most people
thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Sea Bass because people were like, well, it didn't seem crazy. Yeah,
yeah right, and then next thing you know, you're in
a relationship or you hired this person and to trust
and now you're stuck in a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
And then then and then you uh yeah, you're like, oh,
they seem cool whatever, blah blah, and then you're like
shocked by it.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
My last roommate he spent all his money and he
went to Brazil into Ayahuasca nice. So you had to
like kick him out because he wasn't paying rent.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
So Sea Bass in your roommate situation, he said, you
did that once one time with non friends. It was
I honestly don't remember why I did this. There was
it was an older, older girl. She was twenty five,
she's pretty hot too, and she was only going to
live in this place for two more months, and she said, hey,
do I need you know Craigslsted a roommate. And I
said sure, and I moved in and they made me
sign on the lease and then she left and they
(07:51):
tried to get me to like they tried to hold
me for the whole twelve months, and I was like, no,
I can't, Like I literally couldn't afford anything. I yeah,
I was buying a loaf of bread and a pound
of bologny every day because that's all I could afford. Yeah,
I had a U Haul repossessed for me during that time.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I possessed because you rented it and just held out there.
I was, yes, I was too young.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I was under twenty five, so I was too young
to qualify for a car rental. But I need to
get to my jobs. I was like, hey, you haul. Yeah,
And then like one day turned into six or seven.
Then one day I looked out the window and there
was a U Haul the back of a pickup truck
taking the bus home.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Dude, that's ghetto.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And I was working like a nice corporate office too.
Your U Haul, dude, your rides here, that's hilarious. Well,
I guess I guess it's gonna be an hour and.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
A half on the bus. That's so you've always been strange. Yeah, well,
I work with a guy who shows up in the
U haul every day. I forget it's up on the
rested development. They would drive the stairs their car and
get to pop up.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
After that, I bought somebody's used car, not to live in,
but I lived in their garage for a while, and
much like menace a situation, one of the rooms didn't
like that after a while.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
He was like, Hey, dude, what's up.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Who's this weirdo living in the garage? Those were all
friends of mine. I had much I had longer lease.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
On that one.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
But I will say this, you are ahead of your
time because the street takeovers. They're starting to rent like
U haul trucks and stuff and doing three sixties.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well yeah and U hauls. Yeah, it makes sense because
you had a lot of these are up.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
These are no good teens, and no good teens can't
get a you know, first rent a car. Yeah, I
wonder why because they're not twenty five.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
So they go to home depot and get one of
these trucks. You do burnouts and whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
If they put it on some either somebody else's credit
card or a debit card that they don't have any
money on.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. If you want
to call in be part of the show this morning,
we'd love to have you. You can always check in. Send
it's a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
A Woody show.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
There was a something that started at all number of
years ago with a woman. It was after Christmas and
she attempted to bring back the live Christmas tree that
she had bought by eight four Christmas, and it was
after New Year's it was well after New Year after Chris. Yeah,
(10:05):
and then the thing it was completely dead and it was
like a Lows or a home deeper or something. She
and she brought it back and they took it back.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Who doesn't just kick her out?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I know? I hate that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
And the other place that was always notorious for their
super liberal return policy was bed Bath and Beyond when
they were around, and now they're not around.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Go figure out the Nordstrom famously as well. People would
return stuff there that they don't even sell.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Yeah, like tires Costco too.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, Costco. And so a number of years ago we
started something called will they take it back? And Sea
Bass was bringing all kinds of stuff, like the people
that will complain, they'll order something in a restaurant, they'll
eat ninety percent of what's on their plate and then
talk about how it wasn't any good, terrible, yeah, and
they want a refund. So one was speaking of Costco
(10:49):
and their liberal return policy when Sea Bass took the
slice of Costco pizza from the food court. Oh yeah,
all but one byte left, all but one pepperoni slice.
That's right, one one pepperoni slice, and then brought it
his widow.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Tom couldn't handle it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And brought it, brought it back up and brought it
back up to the to the window and just to see.
And then we try to take a guess if they'll
if they'll take it back or not. And so we
were talking about remember the scene in American Pie with
the apple pie? Sure right, and he humped the apple pie.
And then uh, we were talking about you know, people
(11:26):
putting holes and watermelons, pumpkins and pumpkins and you know whatever.
And so we said, hey, what if we cut a
hole in a pumpkin or cut a hole in this
case of watermelon, would they take it back at the store.
Was this a grocery store? Where did you go? Grocery store?
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Grocery store?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
All right, And so we were gonna have sea bass
to it originally, and we figured, well, the cops might
get called or something. It might be a little uh,
it might be a.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Guy acting out on his perversions. Because we're this is
a consumer service. What we're trying to do here. This
is for you, the people out there as consumers. So yeah,
we put a layer of separation from it and say,
well let's have a lady do it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
So Morgan went to the grocery store with the with
the watermelon. It's got the hole in it.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
Yeah, I just sent you guys a picture. It's got
a pretty big hole in it. I wanted to make
it obvious.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Looks like a Gina's husband with the town got it.
Sure does. Take a look.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Sorry, I wanted I want to do. But also, this
was a small watermelon. I didn't get one of the
huge ones.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
So she goes back in. Will they take it back?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
So I have a question. I actually have a return.
Can I do that with you? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:39):
Okay, So I want to return this produce.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
Here's the receipt you when you pull it up, it's
a it's a small watermelon, right. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:50):
So my husband and I we saw this funny like
article on Cosmo.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Like if you puts his you know, piece in.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
There, then it like feels really good, right, and then
if I drink it, it's really healthy.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
But my husband is so big that I need to
get a bigger watermelon. This one's too small.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
My name is Gina.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
By the way, it's.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Just because my husband is just so big.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Take a moment.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's gonna take a moment. Wow, you're looking at what
you were handing. Her was at least in a bag.
Read it.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
There was some other lady, so she was waiting for
someone to walk over to.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Just a moment type of okay for the listeners, this
is a watermelon that makes the size of two cantalopes.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
But again, the whole is the size of two fists.
Speaker 9 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Well, her husband is very big.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah, he's abstantial.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
The way, it's just because my husband is just so big.
Take a moment, Norris, it's a great article. Have you
do you read Cosmo? I don't know, no, yeh.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
It's supposed to be super healthy for you, like if
you drink it after he puts it in, it's like
good for your your gut biome.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
That's what I heard.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Okay, that sounds convinced.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
So the person comes over and that's the person you're okay.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Yeah, which I assume is the manager.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, all right, So the question is, well, will they
take this u so not only the premises my my
husband's having sex with the watermelon, but number two, I've
got to then consume the water because it's healthy for
a two B two C here.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, yeah, So will will they take back this raped
watermelon from Gina's husband? What do you think? We'll start
with you, Gina?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
There's no way. I mean, it's it's decimated.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah, when you see the picture, it's it's there's I mean,
not only is the whole giant, but it looks like
all the way down is empty. Now okay, there's nothing left. Well,
I drink it, guts out of it, right, Yeah, there's
no way.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Okay, no, Greg.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Gory, seeing the picture, I would think no, but hearing
how accommodating this woman is, I'm gonna say yes, all right, menace.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, they're gonna take it back for sure.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
I think they're gonna take it back.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
There might be a warning like we'll do it this time,
but next time we can't see.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I think this is a let's get her out of
here soon as possible situation.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, I kind of feel that same way, like, do
they want to take it back? No, But at the
same time, you're the manager, big chain grocery store. It's
one watermelon, do you really care? Are you gonna Are
you gonna argue and fight with this person or potentially
not that you were being hostile.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
No, we were having a great conversation.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
And educational.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
So I'm gonna I'm gonna say that, yes, they will
take it back. Let's find out.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Okay, your card right here.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
For me to my card here?
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Yeah, Cosmo magazine.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It's so honorable.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
But it's great, especially if you have a.
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Boyfriend and that's the receipt for the return. All right, great,
and then I'll just have to get a bigger one.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yes, it's right that way.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Oh, this is a huge public service because I think
Greg's in the same boat. But like, I won't take
anything back to the grocery store, so I'm too embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Now I have nothing to be like, if it's moldy,
I want to take.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
It back now I will, yeah, I mean it's embarrassing
to take back, but they'll take it.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, he'll take anything.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
If you want to see the whole it's on our
Instagram story right now. At the way.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Subscription to Cosmo seventy five dollars a year.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
You get a hat and you get a little tips
for sex, you know.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
But I will say, you guys are right. I think
I got the vibe of like, let's get her out
of here. Yeah, because you could go crazy to serving
the people.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
And of course it was I went to the girls something.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You were being very sweet, but keep on talking about
penis so yeah, drinking, yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
Obsessed with them and yeah, I mean, who knows it
could be good for your gout biome. Yeah, someone try
it at home and then text I let you know.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Uh huh, or don't trot it at home because you
heard about it on the show. Please don't do that.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Oh yeah's kidding, Yeah that's Morgan.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It's more ambient funny guys. Yeah, yeah, she was just kidding.
That was for entertainment purposes only, right, exactly. That's a
medical sexual device eight seven seven forty four Wooding text
us over to two two nine eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Really ever, since we.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Had Morgan's will they take it back? Here's another good
one from when Sea Bass has done it? Will they
take it back? This is from Let's See twenty twenty two.
This was after Thanksgiving and Sea Bass went to try
to return this card. The Mother's Day one is still
(17:46):
my favorite, but this one, this one's good too. Again
just testing the really liberal return policies different places.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I was filling out my Thanksgiving cards and I started
this one in my mom, but then I finished it
to my wife and I warning, if there's a away
I could exchange. It's wrote in it, Yes, so's I
hope you always know how much you mean. Happy Thanksgiving
to my queaf and Queen you.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Mom, And obviously I don't want.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Her Queen.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
And Queen.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Oh no, how large do you return stuff at a store?
Speaker 9 (18:28):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I bought a little mini fridge that ended up being
the wrong size because it was supposed to fit in
the uh this one open, yes, this space, and it
was a little too tall, and I meant to bring
it back. I meant to return it never did end
up giving it to somebody because it was such a
hassle to bring it back.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
I never returned stuff with stores. But you know, the
lady in my life, it's like her full time job.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I always intend I intend to.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, that's your wife's full time job is picking up
after your messes.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Like, yeah, you spend too much atturning any of my stuff. Well,
that's why I bought the robot.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, one of those.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
It's called the Yeah, it's made by one X Technologies,
the Neo Robot.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
It's arriving sometime in twenty twenty six and it's going
to have a robot that can fetch them coffee.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
Yes, I'm very excited about that. But like, she's not
returning my stuff, it's just random stuff. And my mom
was that way too. You guys remember Mervin's.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah, yeah, let she was there every week.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Returning stuff, all right. The card, the Thanksgiving card, the
qleef queen. We all know the answer because we we've
played this before. But everybody else, I hope got your
guests in. Did they take it back?
Speaker 9 (19:43):
No, because it's thridden already on it and we wouldn't
be able to like resell it.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Oh, I hear what you're saying like how I can
reward it or scratch it out, you know, like what
mom word rhymes with queafing?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
You don't want to purchase another one?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
I might have to do that, I guess, but I
was just trying to I didn't want to be wasteful.
You know, I'll keep thinking about it. I may come back,
thanks very much.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
They did not take it back again. Yeah, Sea Mass
just put up another sign.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yes, I've got a new sign that's going up so again.
Our security people here signs lovely people. One of their
one of their jobs as security is to restock paper towels.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Shows how much security workers does here? Who does it?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Oh yeah, the security people do.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
They do They stock the snacks and everything. They got
nothing else going. I thought that was the office manager
guy too, he orders it.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
So what they do, though, Greg, and I'm sure you've
noticed this is so they you know, this includes paper towels,
And we have little paper towel holders besides each sink,
and those are lovely. What they do though, is they'll
bring an extra roll of paper towels still wrapped in plastic.
And uh, if the paper towel roll is full on
the sink, they'll just take that plastic covered paper towel roll,
just set it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Down on the counter. What we have limitless cabinets.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
They're all empty.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
What do you is that?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Just not clutter?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
An eye sword?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It is the other issue I have with the paper towels.
They'll be a paper towel holder and it's nothing but
the cardboard because it ran out. So I think to myself, oh,
there must not be more. No, there's more in the cupboard,
but you use the last one and then you just walk.
Well that's it is. And because everybody who works here
turns into an animal when they walk through the door.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
So my sign says extra paper towels go in the
cabin it's not in the counter with little up arrow
and down. Well, you know what, because if I told
it to them, I don't think they don't they get it.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
And I'm also not the they wouldn't get it.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
I think one of them would get it.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Well, it's not to get Yeah, they don't seem like it,
no offense, they don't seem like highly like I'm not
the right person to tell it to them.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'm not there, I'm not their boss.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
You're too smart for them right already too high level conversation.
I've already broken them of one bad habit where boy,
we have again limitless counters where they would take the
plastic utensils, knife, forks, et cetera. And they would put
those in coffee cups and stack those in the counter
as opposed to in the drawers where they belong.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
So I look at them, I don't care about any
of this.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
The thing that I don't understand, I thought this was
the this sign was gonna be for the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
That's what I thought too. I thought it was for
because people will grab paper towels to dry their hands,
and there's a big garbage can right there. Somehow they
can't get the paper towel into the garbage can and
it ends up on the floor. They they see, they
see that it hits the floor, and they good enough
and they keep they just keep walking out. The other
thing they'll do is there's another paper towel dispenser on
(22:28):
the counter between the two sinks. They'll take however many
they need, it be a couple extra that sit on
the counter because they came out from the dispenser and
they just sit on the counter to then just get
wet by everybody splashes just soaked, and they just leave them.
I thought that's what your sign was. That's another paper
towels go in this trash can.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
But I think we can all agree that, Like women
are very messy. My side of the bathroom is insane,
but we're not dirty, Like we're not leaving trash next
to trash can and peeing on the wall.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
We have clutter exactly because that's you guys.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
What you're talking about is a biohazard issue.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yes, And would he I agree with Sea Bass. You
of all people, you're like, oh, they're putting utensils in
a cup. I don't care about that.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
An organized place, I don't necessarily care about that. If
a handful of plastic forks and he's put them on
the counter all loose, like the way the Sea Bass
keeps his his utensils at his apartment to like in
a drawer, would just throw them in they're all loose, you,
I would throw plastic utensils loose in, just all loose, right,
Like I wouldn't want to deal with that. But like,
(23:34):
if they're in a cup on the counter, I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Drawers design for this, drawers with utensil.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Holder the counter with paper towels, and that that part
of paper towels sitting on the counter, like if they're loose, yes, okay,
I don't like that, But they're loose forks on the counter,
yeah okay, But they're in the cup.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
They're organized. It's like how you keep pens in a
cup on your desk, or like if depends are just
all over the place on your desk, that's different. That's clutter.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
But what if the cup is sitting next to the
pen drawer where the the counter.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Spaces were working on, not for the other places. This
is more of the fault of the office worker, not
the people that are stalking it, because they're trying to
the people stalking it are just trying to say, hey,
there are more paper towels available if you run out.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
And you know where.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
If I had a question, I would say, oh, look
at this cabinet right in front of my face.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I wonder if that's used for storage. I wonder if
they're storing.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Things in there.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I think they're trying to help, but I think, for example,
these are all first world problems.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I don't get triggered enough to create a sign you're triggered.
It's not being triggered. It's being normal, Yes, it's being courteous. Yes,
it's being a functioning adult. Like would I prefer it
that way? Sure?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Like does it bother me that they're in the cup
as opposed to the drawer? No it should, But I
create a stop down my day to create a sign.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
You're being hyper.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
This is a guy who throws here my argument here,
This is a guy who claims that if he gets change,
he throws it on the ground because it saves him time,
and his time is so precious that the act of
taking change from a cashier and placing it in his
pocket is a quote waste of time and doing other things.
He sat and created a sign priority. No, it's not
(25:22):
that it took it. That's not the point to him.
Putting from your hand to your pocket change is a waste.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Of okay, So but I think he would argue that
that time save gives him more time to make sign.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
This sign saves me what has now been hundreds of
times of taking the paper, the extra paper tower roll
and putting it up in the.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Like you know what a great country? You know, like
what a get.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
To a great country like Japan?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Because they left unless you're talking about curing cancer. Everything
we do is a quote waste of time. Yes, because
you could always say, like, don't you have anything better
to Greig?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Why'd you buy that hat? You could have donated. That's
just the money to the.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Kids, right, I mean it's like, what, what do we
care about it anymore? Nothing? Apparently. Yeah, we need to
have a come to Jesus meeting with everybody that works
in this building, because everybody's a pig.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Well that's every that's every office I've ever been at.
I know it's not it's not exclusive.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Can it can be stopped if you step, put your
foot down. Let me put cameras in the bathrooms people more.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
When the show is coming up there, what do you show?
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