FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show November 6th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it flies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 6 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 7 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, Good morning. It's a it's a Thursday, right,
so rid pre Friday. Yeah, it is The Woody Show.
It's November the sixth, twenty twenty five, on Monday.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
That's Greg Gory Hoywood.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
We got Menace.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
What's uprat is here? The Sea Bass Sammy's here, Morgan,
good morning to you, Moning. She is our associate producer.
We got von our video producer, Bort and Menji are
here in the Woody Show production apartment. And uh, you
know he's got moons that circle him. His name is
dumbass Tyler run here somewhere as well.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
What was fun?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Geez?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I mean you know what it is like, It's just
it's become.

Speaker 7 (01:25):
Sport around here. Like everybody gets their balls broken? Everybody
do they It just depends on whose particular turner it is.
It's not that anybody dislikes Tyler. There's uh, there's no uh.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
I'm not saying.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
Every once in a while people on the text will
point something out. Oh, my god, everybody's something like, No,
nobody's being mean. It's just it's ball breaking. Yeah, yeah,
that's it's just how it works around here.

Speaker 8 (01:48):
This isn't Sammy's boyfriend, Yes, exactly that that's me.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's me.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
That's mean.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Anyway, phones are open eight seven seven forty four. You
can send us a text over to two nine eight seven.
Coming up for you on the show today, we're going
to debut a brand new animated podcast. So Mario might
not have ever been a thing for Greg had this
other thing gone the way, I think that the universe
had intended to.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Like the entire history as we know, it would have
been different.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
I mean, people are put into your path for a reason,
you know, if you believe that kind of stuff, right Sammy.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, I believe it once your lifetime opportunities.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Right, truly that and this was missed.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
Morgan has a will they ticket back? Normally it's a
sea bass testing out the very liberal return policies over
the years.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Liberal.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah suppose.

Speaker 8 (02:35):
Well, for the most part, you've you've been pretty successful
over reports. Yeah, we'll see how this one goes. I'm
not quite sure how this one will go.

Speaker 9 (02:42):
Yeah, this was an interesting one.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, but we.

Speaker 7 (02:44):
Said this one was going to be so interesting that
we decided to send Morgan out on this one.

Speaker 8 (02:48):
I might got arrested, rightly, That's exactly right, That's exactly right.

Speaker 7 (02:53):
Sea Bats will have the weekend audio. We'll have some
of the trending news headlines. Men, it's gonna have all
the entertainment stuff. Birthday's port of Birthday all come up
here on the Woody Show. Got a couple stories involving Walmart.
We'll start with Greg because he loves nude news. Sure,
he loves the nude it's comfy. He loves people being
nude in the news.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
In Virginia.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Please, got to call about someone causing a disturbance at
the Walmart, and when the cops showed up, they found
the guy inside the store naked and chasing people around.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Awesome.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
According to your staff, the man was totally normal and
then just decided to take his pants off and just
start running around.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
So the drugs kicked out.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah right, Well was he drunk?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Oh you bad?

Speaker 7 (03:33):
Yes, that's what it was. So the police they arrested them.
They charged him with indecent exposure.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
As somebody who's been drunk. Is they a million times.
I never have the compulsion to rip my clothes off.

Speaker 9 (03:43):
Not even in a store.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, now that you're you're more apt to take your
clothes off, probably, but for sexy time. Yes, towards the
end of the night, I am, because I do feel
extremely hot. Yeah from the alcohol. Yeah, but you wouldn't
do it. You wouldn't get so ish fake said you
would do it at a restaurant.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
And then see, we got this other Walmart story in
New Mexico. This guy was at the Walmart. He decided
he needed to use the bathroom. This guy says that
there was a long line and stall finally opened up.
Another guy was wearing a T shirt with a demonic
symbol on it and he had left that stall. Now,
this guy, he sits down to use the bathroom and
when he did, he said he felt a poke. He

(04:26):
stood up, and that's when he claims that he was
pricked by two syringes that were taped to the toilet
seat that had a pink liquid inside of them. Oh
I bet, So he got up. He alerts the Walmart staff.
They said that, you know, I guess we'll go check
it out. But he said that they didn't seem to
have enough like a fire for the situation. I guess

(04:49):
I didn't believe him. But the cops they checked the
security cameras but they haven't identified any suspects. But as
far as the syringes, the results on what was in
them came back inconclusive, and the guy says he is now, uh,
you know, not sure if the police believe his story,
but he's warning people to be careful.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
The police. The current status of the case.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
Is labeled as inactive, so they're not even looking into it,
which kind of leads me to believe that did this
guy of course, I mean, he's just trying to get
something out of Walmart.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
He's trying to find a way to tell his wife.
There's a guy with a T shirt that had demonic
symbol and he managed to make a syringe stick up
onto it out of a toilet and not see it
that you wouldn't see until you sat.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
It down slide back into the toilet.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah, this is uh what was the woman that was
just making stuff up about the needle?

Speaker 9 (05:33):
The needle because she treating as an adult.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Apparently it's not a bad way.

Speaker 8 (05:38):
But the genius point this is, I mean, if you
got a dumb wife, you need an excuse while you
got the herb.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's there's just so many cameras like you could easily
prove that at least the guy walking in and.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
Out, No, there was a guy a demonic symbol, because
that would make someone believe more.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
That the oh this person, they're all drug out.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I mean, just find the video of the guy walking
in and out.

Speaker 7 (06:05):
Well, there was a story that was getting a lot
of press here recently. Some guy I think it was
like in London or something somewhere overseas and uh, he
was going around with a syringe and poking people with.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, terrifying. He got for that, Yeah, he.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Did, because he was he was he was just pranking. Yeah,
you do that in the States, you're gonna get shot.
Yeahs not not with an eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
You can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. We got some more Woodies show for.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
You, next hang U.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Show.

Speaker 7 (06:39):
All right, welcome back, everybody. Today is Thursday. It's a
pretty Friday rip. Yeah for the sixth Today it's a
National Make Men Dinner Day. Yeah yeah, no, I'm kidding,
It's Men Make Dinner Day.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I'm gonna I'm gonna spread it.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
I'm I'm gonna spread some misinformation and hopefully get that
good dinner out of it.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
No, it's National Men Make Dinner Day, all right.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
It's a National nacho Day, so happy your.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
Wife minutes, National cash Back Day, It's National Basketball Day.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Make sure you tell your husband.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
It's International Stout Day, National Saxophone Day, and the most
fun holiday of them all, greg International Day for preventing
the Exploitation of the Environment and wore an Armed Conflict Day.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
That's every day.

Speaker 8 (07:29):
No, come on, so damn excite. People got together made that. Yeah,
and then they thought, you know what, we solve problems
and it somehow it got to us.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Weird.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
They spread the word enough.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
Yeah, that's why I'm trying to spread the word of
Make men Dinner Day.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
We're gonna have the birthday to the porn of birthday
here in just the second first Medican and tells what's
happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, do you know what we missed? What we missed?
The New York Marathon and we don't even talk about it.
So yeah, I heard about that a shout out, so
we can do it. Next year, my stepfather ran the
New York City Marathon. Yeah, he finished. Don't you have
to be like invited or like you can't just run it? No,

(08:11):
it's super hard to get into Boston a lottery and
then you can get picked or you can my mother stuff. Well,
depending on the year, other ones around a certain time,
you can get in.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
But it's like not just anywhere my stepfather, like my
stepfather did and then uh, and then also my aunt
has run it a number of times.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
You know, I have read up on all this, and yes,
well I have more to talk about. But yeah, like
current day, it's very popular. It's very hard to get into.
You can qualify to get into it.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
I'm scarius, Like why you would have read up on
a marathon because I'm reporting on it. So I just
wanted to get so you.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Just did, Okay, I thought it was like marathons.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
He's a journalist that his next big thing is running.

Speaker 8 (08:54):
Right, Yeah, yeah, so like Greg reading about roller coasters
and flying butterflies.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah screw, I'm sure. Hey, yeah, I'm sure. Back in
the day it was a little bit easier to get into,
but now it's so popular it is a little bit difficult.
Celebrities that have done it. Pamela Anderson, she ran it
in five hours and forty one minutes. Ooh, that's really good.
Ethan Hawke did it in four hours and twenty five minutes.
Will Ferrell three hours fifty six minutes. But but Brian

(09:22):
Cranston three hours thirty minutes.

Speaker 9 (09:25):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
But that was in nineteen eighty five, Doctor Wantley on
side felt a little bit younger. Now. They do have
marathons overseas, believe or not, and yeah, they run up,
they do run. And Marcus Mumford of Mumford and Sons
he did the London Marathon in three hours fifty one minutes.
Gordon Ramsey he did it in three hours thirty minutes.

(09:48):
And over in Tokyo. Our boy Harry Styles, the singer
if you don't know, he did it in three hours
and twenty four minutes. That's twenty seven miles crazy, that's insane.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Twenty seven rows.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, it sucks all right. Now our boy Chris Martin,
he's rumored to be going on dates guys, and it's
rumored that he went on a secret date with the
Game of Throne star Sophia Turner. Now, ye, who is that.

Speaker 9 (10:17):
She's Joe Jonas's ex wife.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Right if you left the house, How secret is it?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah? I guess they were spotted somewhere. And yes, she
was married to Joe Jonas. They have two kids together.
She is twenty nine and our boy Chris is forty
eight years old. So people are talking about that. They
always want to know, They always want to know who
Chris is dating, because he's out there now, chare She's

(10:45):
seventy nine and she's she explains a Good Morning America
in an interview that her man, who is thirty nine
young buddy. He says that her boyfriend told her that
she's young at heart, and she may be older, but
she has a younger spirit.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
How often do you think they bang?

Speaker 2 (11:06):
What is going on often? Okay?

Speaker 8 (11:07):
So he has numerous including a like hairline tattoo with
just like random dates scrawled in his number, Like what
is she doing?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
He has a grill. Maybe she's yell by that, you
know those? He has a shiny metal grill. Yeah, I
get nothing. These are not good qualities to have. I
don't know. If somebody's forty years younger than you share,
she can do whatever she wants. I think at this point,
if you're seventy nine years old, super rich and famous,
you're smart enough to have some things in place where
if you're dating somebody at thirty nine years old, that

(11:37):
they're not gonna take advantage of.

Speaker 10 (11:39):
She has that famous quote from when from like the seventies,
when her mom said, when are you going to find
yourself a rich man?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
And she said, Mom, I am a rich man. Abuse
for a reason.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Isn't it weird to think men's total high thought? Our
whole life share has been famous. No, weird. We don't
know life without share.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I don't want to know without I'll go to a
share show.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
I went on you did the concert Ruled. This was
like late eighties. She had this kick ass album out.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
I loved it, but she like, yeah, that was probably that.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
That was probably turned back time. Yeah, the one where
she's on the ship it is, Yeah, there was probably that.
The only thing I've ever liked sharing ever was Masked. Yes, yeah,
Rocky Dennis.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah with the mangled face.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, Rocky Dennis rules. Though I don't know why off
putting in what rules about her?

Speaker 4 (12:34):
I know she's done other movies, mermid.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
She's just had a cool vibe. I don't think she
seems ever, like she never seemed to be like bitchy
in any way or.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Just never really thought twice about it. But there's like
all this like worship and praise.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Worship never community, Yeah, but there's worship in praise. But
I don't think she like has ever come off as
like a diva.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
No, there's plenty of people who haven't. Yeah, you know,
but somehow they don't end up with the ship and praise.
It's just weird, Like it's like, uh, I don't know
how that happens. It's the bottle thing against her. I
don't I don't dislike her. I've never really thought all
that much about worship and praise definitely becomes a thing
once you make it.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
With the gays.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
That's exactly worshiped. Ye, yeah, all right. David Beckham, he
got something that I wanted last month. He got knighted
by h that's a real Yeah. Well, he got knighted.
He got knighted for doing charity. Guys, come on whatever.
The King, Yeah, the King by King Charles for being

(13:37):
a good footballer. And he also got praised because he
kind of dressed up as like King Charles dresses and
King Charles shout at the mouth for it, and he's like, oh,
I like your your outfit because he had like the
like like a real proper suit, like a suit had
like tails on it and stuff. His wife designed it
for him.

Speaker 7 (13:57):
But did he have a top hat and a cane
the way I did when I went to the Magic Castle?

Speaker 8 (14:01):
He was to wear a hat when you get knighted?
There disrespectful? Yeah, he was take that off for the
nighting and then they put it right back on. Thank you, yea,
because you want to look cool.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
I saw the headline that I totally nitpicked and got
mad over it, said, uh wait, tell me his name again,
what's his name?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Why Charles David Beckham?

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Thank you? It said Sir David Beckham gets knighted.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well, he's not serious, not a sury.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yet until he got thank you, So it should have
been David Beckham gets knighted.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
But they're writing about after he's already been knight and
soa wouldn't they have to address him as sir?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
But then they should do the whole thing in past
time exactly.

Speaker 7 (14:36):
It wasn't like it was happening before the event. Crad
look split hair. We should at least get it right.
Yeh've go to split butt hairs.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
On that Craig.

Speaker 8 (14:45):
We're not wrong time for the birthday.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
We're gonna we won't sit.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
And you know we don't do.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Happy birthday to Rebecca missus Jerry O'Connell, dear Friends.

Speaker 7 (15:03):
Number one on Star Trek, Discovery, Misstique and the Old
X Men movies. And she gave Greg a piece of
Friends memorabilia sweatshirt underrated altar.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah that said love the Dirty Girl.

Speaker 8 (15:18):
Yeah, she's she's very sweet. Rebecca Ray is fifty three.
Happy birthday to her. Sally feel who also seems like
a very nice lady. Yes, seventy nine years old today.
Ethan Hawk is fifty five, Emma Stone is thirty seven.
Kelly Rutherford Blake Glavely's mom on Gossip Girl, It's fifty seven.
Tarren Manning Tiffany Doggett on Orange is The New Black,

(15:39):
she's forty seven. The former Missus Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver is
seventy years old, and lamar Odom, the retired NBA star
former Kardashian.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Is forty six. You're gonna say, well he was close.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
Yeah, your porn of birthday today, is Monica Sweet and
today's birthday girl. She's handled more loads than a Costco
forklift operator. Four hundred and twenty three fine adult films,
including The Devil Wears Nada. Let's get She was in
Fist Full of Fun Volume one, anal therapy, but she
was in I've Got My Toy? Who Needs a Boy?

(16:16):
Also No Penises Permitted? Volume four? First a Lesbian Timer,
Lesbian First Timers Volume one, and Greg who could Forget Her?
Unforgetta role? And one of your favorite movies of all time,
munching out by the fireplace.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
That's so cozy.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
That's Monica Sweet, who's forty four years old today? And
that's your porter birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
a Thursday morning. Look what's happening around the world of entertainment.
You're on The Woody.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Hi, welcome back everybody, and a happy Thursday to you.
We are the Woody Show, Woody Greg.

Speaker 7 (16:54):
Men, Jeannie Brad, we got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy
Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
What he sent us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. We got some WOODI Show food.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
News let me get a DLDT. You know that that was.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
I gotta start with the business of food, all right,
there's some food business to discuss, all you know, because
the the Treasury announced earlier in the year that they
would be stopping minting of pennies because of the high
cost of making them not really being worth it, And
so with that in mind, McDonald's has decided to make
a policy.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Change regarding change.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
They announced the memo that while menu prices will stay
the same, the customer's change will now be rounded.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Up depending on the food price.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
So if the food item ends with one or two cents,
the price will be rounded down to zero.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Sense.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
If it's three four six seven, it gets rounded up
to five cents. All right, I'm saying it gets rounded
to five cents. Anthing ends at an eight or nine
gets rounded to ten. How you just use like the
the good old fashioned rounding. Five or above is rounded
up four and below it's round.

Speaker 8 (18:06):
Well, this is a sneaky way to save themselves half
a penny because they take the three four five, right,
or the three and four and one and two. You know,
because there's three four, six laus seven, it gets rounded
to five because it is no two and a half.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
The good news is.

Speaker 7 (18:21):
To change only affects people still paying cash. The bad
news most of the items and with a nine. So
if you're paying in cash, you're gonna be, you know,
paying a little extra, a little extra business of food.
Denny's has been sold heard about that for three hundred
and twenty two million dollars. The new owners are an

(18:43):
equity firm that already owns PF. Chang's and they're looking
to bring Denny's back from the dead. I guess they
really got hit hard during COVID Denny's, Yeah, and so
they've been struggling bad. Now the deal gets approved, and
it will for the first time in sixty years, Denny's
would be delisted from the public's stock market, which who
knew you could be an owner of Denny's stock h.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Stocks did jump about fifty percent on the news of that.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, and the.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
Parent company of Pizza Hut says that the Hut could
be up for sale in the near future.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Now.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
They blame their struggle on a very crowded pizza market
and so far this year sales are down seven percent.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
It's because the dining option is gone.

Speaker 10 (19:28):
They bring back I know, but I think that could
be jumpstart years ago.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
They want to be back on top, right.

Speaker 7 (19:36):
I feel like there's so many pizza places opening everywhere. Yes,
that's true, but then they did become a little to
corporate and they forgot about nostalgia, like all the fun
things that made them tach you.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
He has a tabletop, Arcades and the Tiffany Lanks. Yeah,
I mean, I supported, I would love to have Dyning.
But just like the type of marketing that they would
do back in the day that got people excite about
pizza Hut, they they left on the wayside and they
just started doing like all these deals and stuff like that,
nothing like actually fun.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
I mean little skeezers. They've stepped up, Dominos has stepped up.
One I don't really hear much about it anymore, is
Papa John's. Yeah, yeah, I hear about Papa you know
why because I think Papa John's was the official NFL pizza,
you know whatever. But yeah, not anymore. So used to
see those commercials constantly. I know, Shack's doing a bunch

(20:28):
with Papa John's.

Speaker 10 (20:29):
This was always an incredibly unpopular take, especially in college.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
With Papa John's. I think the garlic butter sauce is overrated.

Speaker 9 (20:35):
What what you do?

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Man?

Speaker 5 (20:37):
That's the best part of Papa John's is walking into
one and smelling it.

Speaker 8 (20:42):
Yeah, all Shane Pizza has lost their strategic advantage because
they no longer have delivery preference because usually what could
you get delivered?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Oh pizza, right, everything.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
That's true.

Speaker 7 (20:53):
Yeah, didn't think about it that way. All right, So
how about stuff we can actually eat?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
All right?

Speaker 5 (20:57):
In this round of What Show Food?

Speaker 7 (21:00):
So the fine people over Craft, you know, the macaroni
and cheese people, it's another new flavor of mac and cheese. Okay,
just in time for the holidays. Want the flavor is
apple pie?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
God damn you.

Speaker 7 (21:13):
Now, Craft, No, it's not cheese. There's no cheese in there.
So I guess the pasta would serve as like the.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
People have apple buie with cheese on top? Would they do?

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Which is weird?

Speaker 7 (21:25):
So Craft says, it's the comfort taste you love now
the shockingly delicious, savory and sweet pairing packed with oh cheesy.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Apple cinnami cinnamony. I'm looking at the ingredients. Cheese is
definitely in there. Let's go pa tumeric brown sugar.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
Yeah, you can get this limited flavor on the Walmart website.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
That I'm doing right now. Yeah, bro, let's go.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
It's only a dollar forty eight.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah that's too high. Speak to the Woody Show. Yeah,
all right, I'm a hashtag all In other.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
Food food news, the fine people at Oreo have announced
that they are bringing out a new line of limited
edition Thanksgiving cookies. Okay, Now, the thing is these cookies
actually taste like a Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
They come in a tin.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
There will be twelve cookies for twenty dollars. Damn do
They're only available for a limited time.

Speaker 7 (22:24):
As for the flavors, the cookies will taste like turkey
and stuffing, roast, sweet potato, creamed corn, cranberry sauce. Okay, yes,
pumpkin pie. But didn't they have a pumpkin pie? Yeah no,
or there was caramel apple pie. Familiar Anyway, the cookies
they're available now, but only for a limited time.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
That is the Oreo the car.

Speaker 8 (22:47):
I'm on the Oreo website and they do have a
twelve count of their Happy Thanksgiving blah blah blah. Oh
wait no, that's a that's a special tin for forty
five dollars.

Speaker 7 (22:55):
Yeah, it says that the cookies come in the tin.
It'll be twelve cookies for twenty bucks plus shipping.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's crazy. I'll hit you on the cash app.

Speaker 8 (23:01):
Just order it, blid.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I want the cream corn cookie. Come on this.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
What is it? So it's forty five bucks plus shipping?
I'm sure?

Speaker 5 (23:14):
Okay, Yeah, it's for well, this says twenty bucks plus shipping.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
You talking about the price.

Speaker 8 (23:18):
Just order okay, twelve of these things to us in
the studio, sixty five dollars okay, and I'll hit you.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Alright there, one more piece of what do you show?
Food news?

Speaker 7 (23:28):
Food News again for the holiday season. Crispy cream shaking
up the menu. New additions like New York Cheesecake okay,
Oreo Cookies and creams.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Sure, Cinnamon apple.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
Filled donuts, thank you, the original glazed cake donut okay,
and original glazed cream filled Yes.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, original cake donuts are great.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
On top of that, the seasonal flavors maple iced yes,
I love as my favorite, pumpkins spice cake.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yes, it's delicious.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Bisc off cookie butter cream okay.

Speaker 8 (24:04):
Talking about how biscof sucks balls, it's delicious cookie butter
I'll tell you what it is. It's cookie butter. No,
forget the cookie butter. Probably the bisk Off cookies. An airplane, Yeah, exactly,
because that's the only place you get there, because I
was flying back here and uh, it's like, oh, you
want a cookies Like yeah, I had to me a
bisk Off.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
I love.

Speaker 8 (24:26):
Stupid short bread plan And I do see them at
the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
They have them, and I'll buy something if you want to.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:36):
They sell them over by like the deli stuff, So
it's kind of over the deli bakery area of the
grocery store. And I had like a little like not
end cap thing, but like a little thing just kind
of sit in the middle of the floor.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Are you positing for us that we only like them
because we're in the sky and we wouldn't like you
got an airplane. Yes, I think I get the passion
of your belief. Like people that say they like black licorice,
know they don't.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Yeah, or if you're like you know, Bruce Springsteen, no
you don't get these. I promise you are good.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
They are good.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
I love cookie butter, cookie butter.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
I'll buy that and then I'll get I'll get little
pretzel twists or like pretzel like the little mini pretzels.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, those cookie butter see. No, I would I would
agree with your theory. But the problem is, uh to
go back to spirit airlines like the top rahmin that
they have on there. It's like the the Cajun style
and it sucks right, So to go your theory just

(25:35):
because it's on a plane, I would think it would.

Speaker 8 (25:37):
Keep it on a plane because number one, it lasts
forever because it's dry AF.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
It's not good AF or else would we can agree
to this proof right here? It's fine proof.

Speaker 8 (25:47):
You know what's good AF is the things delicious not true?
Because this is my example I use for circus peanuts.
You don't see circus peanuts in the checkout at a
grocery store. Why because they are honestly not popular because
you don't grab for them. Same reason you don't see
bisk Off cookies and giants like there should be shelves.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
You've never seen them, period.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Because they're not that popular because they're not that good.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Not saying they're popular, but they are good.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
Maple spice, pumpkin spice cake, bisk Off cookie butter cream,
and chocolate fudge brownie are making a return. They're at
Crispy Cream case you forgot what we were talking about. Meanwhile,
three other doughnuts, the original glaze, blueberry cake, original glaze,
lemon filled Yes, and cake batter are being retired.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
So alright, that's all right. Did one point two billion
dollars in sales? Yeah to Delta?

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Yeah, well yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
If there were no repercussions from eating like you wouldn't
gain a single I think I would probably eat twenty
hours a day.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
I just like the more we talk about it, I know,
I just can't stop. I know.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
So good The Woody Show.

Speaker 8 (26:59):
And you are in two another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
I'm Moodie. That's great.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Gory, Hi wood there's menace?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
What's up? Jeanie Gratis here? We got Sea Bass, we
got to seem.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Morgan is here.

Speaker 11 (27:13):
Hey.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Phones are open eight seven. You can hit us up
with a text to two to nine eight seven. A
lot of people hit us up there or on social media.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Look for us there at the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
A lot of nice things that you see when you put.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
Yourself out there, whether it's a radio show like this
or just on social media in general.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
But it is it is the public, so you have
to take the good yeah, right, If you're gonna put
yourself out there, you gotta expect that at some point not
everybody's gonna love you, right, And I don't know.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
There's an update on that chick Themarylisa dot com.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Check oh yeah, the billboard check.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
She had said before that she had received thousands of applications,
and you know, she's still going through those, and she's
still getting them, but she said she's also getting a
lot of hate mail.

Speaker 12 (27:59):
Now.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
She put up like a billboard.

Speaker 7 (28:01):
She was having a hard time finding mister Wright, right,
so she put up this billboard.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
And you know, say, hey, I'm looking for looking for
a dude.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah, who's interest?

Speaker 7 (28:10):
And she said that she expected some negative comments, but
she wasn't ready for people to use the site to
call her a bitch and a whole.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
She didn't ask us. We could have told her.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
That was coming. We see stuff. He sees stuff all the.

Speaker 8 (28:26):
Time, within the first five minutes of the bill being up.
All the time, despite all the hate mails, she's continuing on.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
She sees the.

Speaker 8 (28:35):
Supportive messages and you know, so she's going through the
hate mail.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
She keeps those in a separate Binder's the best.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yes, it's weird because she's from the San Francisco Bay area, right, Yes,
and in San Francisco there's like eight dudes to every
chick there, and so you think that she would have
her I know because I've talked to women from their
choice who has moved there, and they love it. They said, Oh,
when I lived in New York, I was a six,

(29:03):
but I when I moved to UH to San Francisco,
I'm a nine. Because there's so many tech guys there,
so many tech bros. And those are dorcs too, you know,
so it's not like they have a ton of experience
with women and take it. They can get walk all
over them.

Speaker 11 (29:20):
Her list was pretty extensive. I remember, like she wanted.
She was very pretty bicky.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
She put it out there.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
That's right, But apparently you can be you can for her.
It's a buyer's market.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah it is, I mean, but some guys like that though.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
Yeah, true the horror part. Yeah, did Greg miss out
on his true love? His well, he wants to be
a kept man. Greg's dream is to be a stay
at home husband.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
That is my dream. What would be better than that,
especially the ones where the husband says you are not
getting a job, you are not to work.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
I want you to relax. Yeah, you rest your mouth
for when I get home.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Greg, You're like, all right, I'll be okay, And when
you get home, the house will be picture perfect. You're
gonna have a new dinner every night. Look up recipes.
I'll cook for you, I'll clean.

Speaker 7 (30:13):
You say that, and I think it's like how people
feel about a lot of things, like well, if I
had a treadmill, I would use it all the time.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
People go, oh, man, I would love to have a
pool all the time.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
And you are at first right, and then you do
that stuff, and then within six months, Greg, the house
is a disaster.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Eating. Yeah, there's everywhere.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
You've got to make dinner again. Greg Oy sees red
when he hears a housewife say how boring her life is, Greg.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Because that's Greg's dream to live that life.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
And I think you're right, because we all want those
certain things, and then when you get them, you just
don't do it.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
Nobody likes their own hair. I went totally everybody's you
know once whatever they don't have.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
And I want Gina's hair. I want.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
I told you I went to college and near a beach,
and I said, I'm going to take a walk in
the beach every day. I did it zero times.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Zero time, zero, not even once.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
I mean I rode my bike to the beach. I
think the best intentions.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
I signed up for that gym on the first floor
of our building here at the radio station.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
It's full intention of going there after the show each day.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Paid for a year.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
I paid for the whole year up front. Asked me
how many times I went zero? The only the only
time I because you used your your building like key
card to buzz in the only time I buzzed into
that gym is when I hired Sea Bass and I
showed him the gym.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
You know there's a gym here on the site, and oh, yeah, yeah,
you want to see it? Yeah, sure, and then buzzed
him in there. That was the one and only time
I used my one year full membership to.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Buzz in there. And he ended up using it. But
then he had issues. It's weird. It's always the other person.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
Well, it's because he was living well. He chose to
live in a van so he didn't have to pay
money for rent. He was living in the van, but
he would used the gym downstairs for showering, and then
all the lockers wore his closet, so he commandeered like
six lockers or something, which i'm.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Because that's not the rules. But again, the rules don't
apply to him.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
He just applies the rules to everybody else. Okay, I
was wondering when.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
A minute defend yourself.

Speaker 7 (32:21):
Then it was great because I understood what he was
saying too, because they provide towels.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Towel service was all good. You have to worry about.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
That that I get. Yeah, it's a sound bad when
you lie about the facts.

Speaker 8 (32:32):
Okay, one locker, you had one locker for all your clothes.
Yeah that between that and between that and the RV
and the van, I didn't screw.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
I didn't store. I wasn't living down there.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
I had.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
It was either in the dojo or in the RV.
The dojo when well, when he.

Speaker 7 (32:48):
First moved, when he first moved here, he was renting
an illegal apartment.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
It was a room over a dojo. This is very better.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
The only it was it was it was supposed to
be like an office space and the only bathroom was
downstairs where the dojo was, and so in the kitchenette,
and so if you want the visual on this is great.
Anytime he wanted to use the bathroom or the kitchenette,
he would have to go downstairs from his illegal apartment
past all the kids who are taking their karate lesson.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
They said the kitchenette was in the back of the room.
So yes, the dog my apartment looked out on the
kitchen on the dojo, but everything was in the back,
so I didn't have to walk through. The bathroom was
the one that all the kids and stuff had to
use too, right, But that was in the back where
my apartm, where my apartment was, So you're waiting for
the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
But going back to the gym and the building, I'm
trying to remember now, it was the issue of some
towels started disappearing.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
There was no issue of that. They never noticed because
no one ever used it. They had ample towels. They
didn't have inventory now either, because our buildings fifty seven
percent empty and they've overpriced the damn place and they
closed it on the weekends.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
It doesn't open till five price.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
Anyway, Another example, though, typically how Sea Bass will apply
the rules to everybody else. But when there's a rule, well,
what about the garage.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
You're at the building, you're storing the vehicle, we were
using dooring, you were storing clothes, and the locker downstairs
which you cut the lock off of a bike rack downstairs.

Speaker 8 (34:20):
Actually last week, very satisfied, but I get the point.
The point being is that my quote unquote rules, the
rules are the crimes were entirely victimless, like with the
parking spot.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
So what about the lock on the rack downstairs? That
turned out to be a friendly fire issue misunderstanding because
ninety of the locks I cut and remove are eye sores.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
He bought like an angle grinder just so we can
cut locks. And also for the sandwich board signs that
people will put out on the sidewalks and they'll like
kind of chain them to a like a light post
or something. I just want to crap up the wrote it.
I don't have to pay for real advertising, and.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I will argue for a sea bass with the bike
lock thing, you don't grown ass man, he shouldn't be
riding your bike to work. Also true, nor.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
When I announced that text, he is saying, yeah, we
do that at my work or my school. All the
time because people the vast majority of the time. When
you see an empty bike clock, it's been there for
six years. Yeah, yeah, and it's just a nysore. Well,
going back to Greg in his dream of being a
kept man. So years ago, Ryan Murphy, the Ryan Murphy
was a was a guest on the show, and boy

(35:35):
he came in and he had the biggest crush on
Greg Gory and his gaitar must have been because at
the time, this is before Greg was out of the closet,
so he was still married to a woman homosexual when man.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
He shot his shot and Greg wasn't having it.

Speaker 7 (35:52):
That's the theme, the topic, the story of the new
animated podcast.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
We have a brand new animated podcast based on the store.

Speaker 7 (35:59):
I'll play the clip here, but you can see it
just go to our YouTube page, YouTube dot com, slash
the Woody Show, or check it out on our social media.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
At the Woody Show, this is years ago. We were
working at a radio station in San Francisco. Ryan Murphy
came in to promote it might have been the beginning
of American Horset.

Speaker 8 (36:15):
Yeah, like whatever his current project was, and he was
straight up.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Infatuated with Greg.

Speaker 8 (36:20):
Now at a time Greg was married to a woman,
Greg was still in the closet, Greg in his out
of the closet gay self. Right, he could be mister
Murphy right now, I know not Greg Greg Murphy, Greg Murphy.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
I'd be living in advance.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
He loves you, probably hate him for providing for you
right now.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
We would be terrible. He'd be like, I don't to
have I want to have my own career, like those
words would ever come out of my mouth.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
And also he's kind of too white for you, right.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah, he's definitely not My.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Tie million dollars make up for that. You gotta see
the visuals and you handed me the podcast waiting for
you right now on our you page YouTube dot com
slash the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
There is a plot in Ryan Murphy's new creation, All's
Fair with Kim Kardashian and Naomi.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
It's a zero percent critics score to see that it's
up to six.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Thank you? Is it really?

Speaker 13 (37:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
It's I started watching it super dumb. But one of
the subparts is Jessica Simpson, who looks like a different
person and she's going through this divorce and she had
that same complaint. My husband wouldn't let me.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Get a job.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
He wanted me to stay home, and.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
I thought, and the problem is and and she was
married in the show to a billionaire. Ye, well, could
be better than that. Right, you're not allowed to work,
and then if you get divorced, you'll be able to
tell the judgeable he wouldn't let me work, And so
you'll get support from the rest of your life.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
In that lifestyle, you can't have a career.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
We'll take a break, we'll come back, Gini Grad's gonna
have the treading news headlines coming up for you next
here on The Woody.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Show, The Woody Show, Right back, kid.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Would all right, Gina Grad, what are the trending news headlines?

Speaker 10 (38:12):
Yeah, Well, the death toll is now up to twelve
for that UPS cargo plane that crashed in Louisville, and
the number is expected to get higher. Meanwhile, fifteen people
were injured, at least sixteen are missing, and as we
mentioned yesterday, all three flight crew members were killed, and
now we know that a child was killed as well.
The NTSB says that the left engine detached after fire

(38:33):
shot out of the left wing, and with the engine detached,
the weight balance of the plane was off, which is
what you know why there was a crash at a
ninety degree angle. And to answer MENACE's question from yesterday,
officials say the controller shortage did not play a part
in this crash.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
No, no kidding. The engine came off.

Speaker 10 (38:48):
Yeah, yeah, nobody had told him to do that.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
I think people can't wait. It seems weird because I
keep hearing about it. I think people can't wait for
something to happen, so they.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Be exactly right.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Well, the only reason I asked that question is because
I did not hear about the engine issue.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Right.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Well.

Speaker 10 (39:07):
Also, records show that the plane had just gone through
heavy maintenance, So officials are going to see what kind
of work was done on that engine, because that is
not okay. And thanks to the government shut down, the
FAA announced that they'll be reducing ten percent of flights
across forty major airports tomorrow morning. The cuts will be
made in Los Angeles, Dallas, Las Vegas, all three New
York City airports, both Chicago Airports, Atlanta, Boston, a bunch

(39:30):
of others. The announcement means that literally thousands of flights
could be cut per day.

Speaker 7 (39:35):
Yeah, they're just trying to help out the air traffick control.
Yeah yea, so yeah, make sure you check your reservations.
They either disappeared, we scheduled you, or.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Canceled your flight.

Speaker 7 (39:46):
And now that we're getting into the holiday travel season,
that's going to be that's going to be crazy.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Well that's what the FA said.

Speaker 10 (39:53):
They said, our sole role is to make sure we
keep the airspace as safe as possible. And they also
made sure to add that each airline's flights can will
be balanced. But there's no perfect solution. They're doing what
they can. Well, Starbucks is having some issues now that
their union workers have voted to go on strike unless
they agree on a new labor contract by next week.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
I still think it's hilarious that there's a barista union.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Dude, right, auto workers get it, nurses workers, electricians, I
get it right.

Speaker 9 (40:21):
I feel like we're constantly hearing about them.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Well, also, I got to check my sources, but did
you hear about Castle Bonita the workers striking again too?
Is that the one that's owned by Trey Parker's like
crazy paid all this stuff. They try to do all
these things for the workers and they still strike.

Speaker 10 (40:37):
Well, and apparently it's not the waiters and the servers.
It's like the divers and performers that they think are
getting screwed. But yeah, I don't know if that's true. God, Well,
the strike would kick off on the thirteenth, which happens
to be the busiest day of the year since it's
Red Cup Day.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
I had to google Red Cup Day.

Speaker 9 (40:57):
Really, you know what it was that's been around for.

Speaker 10 (40:59):
Years when they put a new Christmas picture on a
red cup.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
Okay, it's when the Christmas cups come out.

Speaker 14 (41:04):
Honey.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
They know what they're doing, they know when to strike.

Speaker 10 (41:06):
There are Well, Starbucks and their unions tried to work
on an agreement last year, but the CEO who was
working with them they got replaced. So here's what the
union wants. They want an immediate sixty five percent pay increase,
a seventy seven percent increase.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
Of the idea that you'll settle settle, you know, sixty They.

Speaker 10 (41:25):
Want extra pay on weekends and days when Starbucks runs
these big promotions. And I looked it up. Apparently the
average Starbucks barista around the country makes seventeen fifty an hour.
But the biggest Starbucks news everybody is how all the
basic bitches are freaking out over a post on Starbucks
that they did on Instagram showing the new bear Restuck cup. Yes, okay,

(41:47):
maybe Sam, we can get a star information. It's shaped
like a bear and has a lid that looks.

Speaker 15 (41:52):
Like a hat right with a straw on it, so
you just need to drink it. And it's a cute
little it.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Almost adults instantly.

Speaker 9 (42:00):
It almost seeks like.

Speaker 15 (42:01):
Those little honey you know, the honey that shaped like
a bear. So it's kind of like that, except for
you know, bigger and has the cute little cap on
its little Starbucks little green with estraw that goes through
it and you put your coffee.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
This is what adults are freaking out of.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Would you pay thirty bucks because that's how much they
cause dollars? Yes? No, and only for a limited time
people do I mean the popcorn books fifty something for sure.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Anything. There's people in boardrooms having meetings laughing what you do.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
And would ask where do you put it?

Speaker 7 (42:32):
What are you doing with all the other one right
next to your stanley.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
I've seen videos of people tackling each other at targets
to get Starbucks cubs. We're done done specific clubs. The dude,
they're like made in Indonesia for five cents.

Speaker 9 (42:48):
But it's so cute.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
Oh so with the uh, then look at it.

Speaker 7 (42:52):
The Starbucks union thing that's going on right now. Starbucks
announced that they're testing AI baristas.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
All customers would have to do is talk into their
phone and say something like I need my Starbucks order.
I'll be there in ten minutes. And they say it's
still a couple of years away. But the company says
they are working on this and a couple other things.
An AI Barista assistant, so that would that programs called
the Green Dot Assist, and it helps the day to
day operations, like giving instructions for equipment issues step by

(43:22):
step on how to make like a specific drink. And
they're rolling this out to more and more stores every day.
But don't worry, baristas. I'm sure your strike will work
because the Starbucks CEO is emphasizing that these new AI
systems are only meant to help employees.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Oh sure, not to fully replace them, help them right
out the door. Yeah, well, I mean they're sugar. They're
still going to have to have somebody maintain them and
stuff like that. Yeah, it's not gonna get the people
who are current baristas are going to be maintaining the
AI systems. But I don't think AI thing is as
you know, magical as everybody thinks. The guy who predicted

(43:59):
the economy me like bubble with the housing crisis all
that kind of stuff. He just put down a billion
dollars against AI that the AI bubble will crash. But
what about flippy.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Meaning the AI bubble?

Speaker 4 (44:13):
What like?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
All the investments into AI that like over the top
stuff that the the like, all these different products that
they're trying to put out are not going to be
as great as they are. And then the whole market. Yeah,
all the AI economy is going to crash.

Speaker 15 (44:31):
A lot of it's not proven yet, and they're thinking
a lot of money into this knowing if it's really
going to work.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (44:36):
Yeah, but we think it'll get there eventually.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Right, I'm all about it.

Speaker 9 (44:40):
It's not right now, but it will happen. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Well, Mexica, the Mexican President Claudia Shinbaum, did you guys
see this video?

Speaker 10 (44:46):
She was groped by some weirdo and broad Daylight while
she was out talking to supporters of Mexico City and
the whole thing was caught on video. It shows this
dude coming up behind her, leaning into kiss her, and
putting his hands all over her waist. And that's when
you see the President turn around push him before security
grabs him and hauls him away.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Oh that guy's so dead, Greg, I do have a
quick question. Was he drunk?

Speaker 4 (45:07):
You bet?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah? People have also called.

Speaker 10 (45:10):
The President's security into questions since they were nowhere to
be seen.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
With this guy just walked right up to where he started. Test.
That guy I've been seen since. Yeah. I don't think
his family knows where he is.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (45:21):
And finally, a guy in Texas is in trouble after
stealing Legos from a bunch of different target stores. He
spent two months going to twenty three different targets across
fourteen cities and stole over thirty seven thousand dollars in legos.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Menace. I know you like legos.

Speaker 7 (45:38):
Can you imagine going to prison over legos?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Witch in for dog?

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Yeah, leg legos?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
You see, this is not the first time we've heard
about this. It was almost ten years ago that this
COO of a major company got busted trying to steal legos. Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (45:55):
If this was for the same reason, because this guy
wasn't even stealthy about it. He just walk in, grab
so he wants and walks out. And when he was arrested,
the cops searched his house. They found tons of other
stolen stuff and drugs and five thousand bucks in cash,
and cops say the guy has eight outstanding felony warrants
and apparently he's a part of a big organized theft
ring in North Texas and Oklahoma that buys legos specifically

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and resells them online.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
That's so gangster.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah right, warrants.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
What I.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Don't know about legs? Which set do you have to
keep away for the kids?

Speaker 7 (46:31):
At least the ones with the the engines, the machine,
the electronic ones.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
The move in the Death Star.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yes, godfather, I want that one that's the Titanic. You
have that one, this discontinued.

Speaker 7 (46:43):
Marios pleases me, you bring me these lego flower Bouquets's
wedding day.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
You have the Game Boy one. Yeah, well that's what's
going on with I.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Thank you very much, Tino grad this is no more.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
It was a big day in Odessa, Texas, a grand
opening of a new bass pro shop.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Oh yeah, I don't think I've.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Ever been to a b.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, they rule so hard.

Speaker 9 (47:13):
They're huge.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Yeah, I heard they're big, and I heard they they
got boats, they got at vs inside smells in them.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
I've driven by, I've never I've never been in.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
They're great.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Yeah, they're the best.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
Well, it was a big day. They opened up a
brand new Bass Pro shop. Everyone having a great time.
But then a couple of guys got into a fight
while they were waiting in line for the restroom. For
some reason, I have no idea that. But then a
second fight broke out. Now here is some audio from
the melee.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Well it's no wonder our schools are falling apart. You
idiots are fighting in line at the Bass Pro shop.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
Right.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Yeah, nice clothes there too.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
Now the cops did show up. Nobody got arrested, but
the dudes who were fighting, they got something way worse,
a lifetime ban from the store. That's dude, for for
any man that wears a triple Xcel Safety orange field
shirt in public, that is a sentence far worse than depth.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Don't you think that is bad?

Speaker 9 (48:21):
Where you going to get your bait and tackle?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Right?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Do all the bass pro shops have those fish.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Tanks fishing there. It's pretty much like a little lake.

Speaker 8 (48:33):
Yeah, there was one where that's outside, but inside they
have something else.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
Right, there's a water feature inside, but outside there's a
stocked pond. Well yeah, all of them, not all of them.

Speaker 11 (48:42):
The one I went to as a kid was on
a lake, so you'd ride the boat up to it.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
God, inside they always had the huge you can like test.
Some other bathroom drama dude in Florida. He was at
a grocery store nature call, so he hits up the restroom.
He's doing his business, and he heard somebody else rush in.
Now it's a it's a smaller bathroom, like one stall,
one urinal kind of thing. And the guy saw that
someone was in the stall starts banging on the stall

(49:10):
door and demanding that the guy's in there taking a
dump get out so he could use it.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
I mean, clearly, this is a Pooh emergency. The man
in the stall, he was trying to hurry as quick
as he could. It just wasn't fast enough. So the
guy outside the stall pulls a knife, kicks the door open,
and threatens the guy get out.

Speaker 9 (49:31):
Would have never happened. If it was a girl and
she stuck her thumb up.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
And you know, pushed it down.

Speaker 7 (49:37):
Yeah, ladies, if you ever constipated, uh, you know, we
we heard about that pro tip where you can just
put a thumb in through your vagina and then push
down from the inside, and apparently it.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Morgan tried it.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (49:52):
More going to hurry and someone's banging on the door,
do that.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Morgan tried it. Yeah, we heard about it.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
We asked the ladies if they'd be willing to try it,
because if you're in that situation sometimes you're anything. Yeah,
and Morgan gave it a shot and she said it
really works. After his dump, the cops were waiting for him.
He was arrested, taken to jail. Very worth it, very
worth it.

Speaker 10 (50:10):
Do you guys remember the Walmart that had the bomb
squad sent to it because the guy was going in
the bathroom still up up.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Yeah, yeah, I'll see if I can find that guy.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Oh good.

Speaker 16 (50:25):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
There was a city council meeting and one of the
members had to run to the restroom. He's a diabetic,
so he used the potty pretty often, which I mean
that sucks, But what sucks even more is the guy.
He goes to the restroom. He sits down on the toilet,
you know, doing his thing. And then he heard one
of the other council members say, before we start, counselman,
are you aware that your camera is live? I have

(50:46):
the clip and I love the the awkward silence here
check it out and.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
I'm okay to to start. Yes, yes, no problem and
can you can you see the slave? Okay? And hear
me yes, thanks, perfect good starts. Uh so, that's that's
application relates to the proposed construction of bathroom store. Before
we start, Billy Roger, are you aware of your camera
is life?

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
All right?

Speaker 7 (51:12):
He's like, oh crap. By the way, I should have
said warning, fun accent.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
This was in.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Scotland, Bonner, your camera is live.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
My labrador, my lubrador Bonner.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
And said the Paul so was a dial?

Speaker 7 (51:30):
Do I found I found the I found the clip
from the news.

Speaker 14 (51:37):
There some scary horns for customers at a Kansas home depot.
Police responded to reports of a bomb threat at the
store in Wichita. A customer alerted employees a man inside
the bathroom said there was a bomb in the building.
Police were able to locate the man responsible for those comments,
and that man told police he warned other guests to
leave the restroom because he was quote fixing to blow

(51:58):
it up but intention of causing a panic. Man also
to others in the room laughed understanding his joke, which
I'm just now dudding. Depot says, they will not be
pressing charges.

Speaker 17 (52:15):
To eat it now.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Please, No, you have to go to We're gonna go.
We're gonna get it alight.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
There's well you can do this.

Speaker 8 (52:36):
All right, turning down to an impassioned plea and a
string of thefts.

Speaker 18 (52:41):
Yeah, it happens sometimes the laughter like the most uh,
it happened in the news that one dude was reporting
about some.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Murders and some car crashes and he could not stop laughing.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Like burned to death or yea, the last three people dead.

Speaker 19 (53:02):
Police in Nebraska say a rental truck carrying two people
lost control across the median and collide it head on
with a semi truck. Both trucks burst into flames, and
witnesses say there were several explosions to hilarious, excuse me,
the two people in the room, the two people in
the real truck, and the driver of the semi This

(53:24):
is a sad story. Excuse me, we're killed. We had
fires containing about ten minutes.

Speaker 11 (53:29):
Apparently they were going on off camera, like right before
they came back from commercial.

Speaker 9 (53:35):
They were joking about something.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Yeah, that happens to us all the time, all the time.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Well, we've already explained the cow chip to you this morning,
so I.

Speaker 16 (53:42):
Don't want to explain anything.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Just leave it there. It's got quite ray star shot
this morning.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
The newsroom loves it.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
You're very ammute.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
You should say, I know, I can't believe slight radar,
clear disguise. You're just trying to do his job. Yeah,
poor guy, Yeah, just another guy can't stop laughing.

Speaker 17 (54:18):
Something special at.

Speaker 20 (54:19):
The National Western Stock Show today is Bison hump Day.
Her answers will meet ahead of the show to talk
about ways to improve it's.

Speaker 17 (54:27):
Just making me laugh. Ways to improve the bison population.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Now, some of them the talk will be conservation.

Speaker 20 (54:36):
Some will talk in your technology to manage the herds.
This is all part of the Roaming to Success campaign
that aims to increase bison population from four hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
To more than a million animals. I'm done the hard time.

Speaker 7 (54:52):
The way she's the way she's speaking, it sounds like, uh,
you know when someone's giving you a mouth party and
you're on the phone and you're trying to speak.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
To someone the Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, like
when your wife surprises you. Guys, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah,
like you're on the phone with somebody important and all
of a sudden.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Yeah, yes.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Uh got it sounds great.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
Four o'clock on Monday. Ye gotta go alright more what
he shows next?

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Hang on the show.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
I gotta you make the call. You guys like to
be judgmental, absolutely, so let's see what you think about
this where Steve best. He loves to be judgmental. He
loves to be a judge of jury. Yeah, watch all
out there, all right.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
It comes.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
Yeah, he likes stuff like this. Yeah, we'll pull away,
all right, let's get here. He comes there there he is, Yeah,
all right.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Make sure you check out on TV and.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Harry sees your dumbes work.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Let me let me let me know when you're ready.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Listen.

Speaker 7 (55:53):
So, a woman is accused of theft after she held
part of a security posit from.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
A roommate that she was kicking out when.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
The roommate moved in the deposit was three hundred and
twenty five dollars, and when he moved out.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
He only got two hundred dollars of it back.

Speaker 7 (56:10):
The landlord's charges included a cleaning fee, shared expenses, a
magic eraser like as those are great, those are magic,
and the cost of some missing candy. Okay, the roommate
was pissed, did admit to taking some of the candy,
but Number one felt that charging him over it was petty,

(56:32):
and number two that withholding the deposit was against the law.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
So it went to court. So what do you guys.

Speaker 8 (56:42):
Think over one hundred and dollars undred and twenty five dollars?

Speaker 5 (56:47):
How would you rule in this situation?

Speaker 10 (56:50):
I think it's lame and petty, but I think that
they're right. I think they can deduct right for stuff
that they need to get you saying hey x.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Y Z and yeah, have you ever got one hundred
percent of your deposit back?

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (57:03):
Ever?

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Every time? Ever, really, every single time.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
That's insane. I mean, I I do a deep cleaning. Yeah,
I don't think I've ever had a penny with hell.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
I'll have the I'll have the carpets cleaned.

Speaker 10 (57:15):
I down dollars to have our last house deep clean,
and they still took out two fifty for cleaning charges.

Speaker 8 (57:21):
See I would argue that, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
I would.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
I would probably would have taken your standards.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Yeah yeah, I would show.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
I would show the the receipt.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
And you were there for how many years? Six and
you had a deep cleaned Yeah, yeah, you gotta fight that.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
I told you. The last one, I got fifty dollars
deducted because that little oven drawer on the bottom of
your oven. Yeah, you never used the broiler. I never
even used it once, and they said it wasn't clean.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
And I had I doesn't even know it was there.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, I'm like, this is a thing.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
It's for storing lids.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
That's a warming drawer or something.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
And then the one before that, I mean I did
punch a hole in the ceiling because my neighbor was
really loud.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
That'll do it, all right, So, uh, Gina grad.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
I think the plaintiff is right, even though they're lame.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Okay, Greg Gore, Yeah, I think with holding one hundred
and twenty five is fair all right for the landlord. Yeah, landlord,
everybody going with the landlord. Yeah, this is also an
insanely small amounts like, where where.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
The hell was this?

Speaker 9 (58:20):
Yeah, that's a cheap deposit.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
So the court heard the case and decided that the
landlord was right. They ruled that while the law applies
to most tenants, it doesn't apply to roommate to roommate
situations and it's a shared living space. But they said
that the guy was a slob, and so they had
no problem siding with the landlord holding the deposit.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Yeah good, pretty easy.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
So bad match for roommates, Yeah, but having dude having
roommates blows it does. I was so lucky to never
have a roommate.

Speaker 19 (58:52):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
Never.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
I rented rather than get a place where I would
need a roommate. That's when I rented the rooms in
someone's house. Housemate, No, it's not. I never saw these
people consider a roommate. Then, like some of that you
share all the space with.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
You use the kitchen and stuff.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
I had access to the kitchen, but I never used it.
It was no like it was these two old brothers.
The house was left to them by their parents. It
was in disarray, it was met. They were hoarders. It
was disgusting. So I never used the kitchen. Greg I
had what was the master bedroom of the house that
they rented out, so it had like a bathroom attached

(59:31):
to it. So I had like a non suite, private
private in my bad, I said, master, I meant primary.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
It's still your roommates. But I mean, even though you didn't.

Speaker 8 (59:41):
Have a lot of interactions with on that way, like
a roommate, roommate is where like they're on the lease.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Shared then you hang out and watch TV.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
I always had the best time with roommates. We only
had one issue one time where one of the roommates like,
oh yeah, my buddy needs a place to stay and
it was supposed to be like four days and ended
up being six months. Leave it on the couch. But
I've been in those types of situations, so I didn't
really have a major issue with it. But then eventually,
like everybody's like, Okay, this guy's been here long enough.

(01:00:10):
He's not like trying to get out and go yeah,
so he has to leave.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
If it's a friend and you go on on a plate,
I think that's a little bit different. But like when
you're out there and posting an ad looking for a roommate,
I would.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Have no interest in me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
You're just gonna get weirdose, yeah, if it's a stranger
way right. Some of the best times in my life
were with my roommate and our mutual friend Rip Robin.
She and I, you guys were friends already, right, It
wasn't Robin, but she was a mutual friend of ours.
She came over one night and to my roommate, we
did the ye old put shaving cream on his hand
while he passed out drawing and take his face oh

(01:00:45):
like twenty seven okay, and then he goes to scratch
his face gets shaving cream everywhere. So his retaliation to
me the day before he moved out, which he thought
was equivalent to shaving cream on the face, was to
pour syrup all over the carpet and then put potting
soil on noise. You got burned hard, gread let's vandalize

(01:01:09):
the place.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
But with what you said, would he Some of my
roommates were from member craigslist, just likenger. I did that
one time, but we did interview and we interviewed them
to make sure we did.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
But again, everybody sends their representative, Like whenever you meet
somebody job interviews. I always try to like whenever I'm
interviewing somebody for a position, Like I try to see
through whatever they're trying to show me, right because I
feel like I'm the distrusting person anyway. But everybody sends
their best representative, the best, absolute best version of themselves,

(01:01:45):
and it takes sometimes a couple of weeks, maybe even
a couple of months, that's whether you're dating or interviewing,
and then you really start to see how they really
are back.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
You have to you have to break you have to
break that down.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Give them that much time, because like I give me
some within the first ten seconds, I'm like, oh, this person.

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
So well, you're amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
This person is not good.

Speaker 8 (01:02:08):
I think Menace has a better he has a better
personal radar than I think.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Most most people. Thank you Sea Bass, because people well
didn't seem crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:02:17):
Yeah yeah right, And then next thing you know, you're
in a relationship or you hired this person and trust
now you're stuck in a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Yeah. And then and then you uh yeah, you're like,
oh they seem cool whatever, blah blah, and then you're
like shocked by it.

Speaker 11 (01:02:35):
My last roommate he spent all his money and he
went to Brazil into ayahuasca. So you to like kick
him out because he wasn't paying rent.

Speaker 8 (01:02:43):
So Sea Bass in your roommate situation, he said, you
did that once one time with non friends. It was
I honestly don't remember why I did this. There was
it was an older, older girl, she was twenty five.
She's pretty hot too, and she was only going to
live in this place for two more months. And she said, hey,
do I need you know craigslisted a roommate and I
said sure, and I moved in and they made me
sign on the lease and then she left and they

(01:03:05):
tried to get me to like they tried to hold
me for the whole twelve months, and I was like, no,
I can't. I literally couldn't afford anything. I yeah, I
was buying a loaf of bread and a pound of
bologna every day because that's all I could afford.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:03:18):
I had a U haul repossessed for me during that time.
I possessed because because you rented it and just held
I was, yes, I was too young. I was under
twenty five, so I was too young to qualify for
a car rental. But I needed to get to my jobs.
I was like, hey you haul. Yeah, And then like
one day turned into six or seven. Then one day
I looked out the window and there was a U

(01:03:38):
Haul the back of a pickup truck.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
Taking the bus home. Dude, that's ghetto.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
I was working like a nice corporate office too. Your
U haul, Dude, your rides here, that's hilarious. Well, I guess,
I guess it's gonna be an hour and a half
on the bus.

Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
That's so you've always been strange. Yeah, well, I work
with a guy who shows up in a U haul every day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
I forget. It's like on the rest of development. They
would drive the stairs right and they get some pop up.

Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
After that, I bought somebody's used car, not to live in,
but I lived in their garage for a while, and
much like Menace the situation, one of the roomates didn't
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
After a while. He was like, Hey, dude, what's up.

Speaker 8 (01:04:11):
Who's this weirdo living in the garage? Those are all
friends of mine. So I had much I had longer
leash on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
But I will say this, you are ahead of your
time because these street takeovers. They're starting to rent like
U haul trucks and stuff and doing three sixties.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Well yeah, U hauls.

Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
Yeah, it makes sense because you had a lot of
these are up. These are no good teens, and no
good teens can't get a you know, first rent a car. Yeah,
I wonder why because they're not twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
So they go to home depot and get one of
these trucks you do, burnouse and whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
If they put it on some either somebody else's credit
card or a debit card that they don't have any
money on.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

Speaker 7 (01:04:45):
If you want to call in be part of the
show this morning, we'd love to have you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
You can always check in.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
Send it's a text over to two two nine eight
seven wood Show. There was a some thing that started
at all number of years ago with a woman.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
It was after Christmas and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
She attempted to bring back the live Christmas tree that
she had bought for Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
And it was after New Year's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
It was well after New Year if forget christ Yeah,
and the thing was completely dead and it was like
a lows or a homebeople or something. She and she
brought it back and they took it back. Who doesn't
just kick her out?

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
I know? I hate that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:05:28):
And the other place that was always notorious for their
super liberal return policy was bed bath and beyond when.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
They were around and now they're not around. Go figure out.
And Nordstrom famously as well. People would return stuff there
that they don't even sell.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Yeah, like tires Costco too, Oh yeah, Costco.

Speaker 7 (01:05:44):
And so a number of years ago we started something
called will they take it back? And Sea Bass was
bringing all kinds of stuff, like the people that go
will complain, they'll order something in a restaurant, they'll eat
ninety percent of what's on their plate and then talk
about how it wasn't any good, terrible, yeah, and they
want a refund. So one was speaking of Costco and
their liberal return policy when Sea Bass took the slice

(01:06:08):
of Costco pizza from the food court all but one
byte left, all but one pepperoni slice.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
That's right, one one pepperoni slice, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Brought it his widow. Tom couldn't handle.

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
It and brought it, brought it back up and brought
it back up to the to the window and just
to see and then we try to take a guess
if they'll if they'll take it back or not. And
so we were talking about remember the scene in American
Pie with the apple pie.

Speaker 8 (01:06:34):
Sure, right, and he humped the apple pie. And then
we were talking about you know, people putting holes and watermelons,
pumpkins and pumpkins and you know whatever. And so we say, hey,
what if we cut a hole in a pumpkin or
cut a hole in this case of watermelon? Would they
take it back at the store? Was this a grocery store?

(01:06:56):
Where did you go? Grocery store?

Speaker 9 (01:06:58):
Grocery store?

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
All right, And so we.

Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
Were gonna have sea bass to it originally, and we figured, well,
the cops might get called or something.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
It might be a.

Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
Little uh yeah, yeah, it might be a guy acting
out on his perversions. Because this is a consumer service
what we're trying to do here. Sure, this is for you,
the people out there as consumers. So yeah, we put
a layer of separation from it and say well let's
have a lady do it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
Yeah, So Morgan went to the grocery store with the
with the watermelon.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
It's got the hole in it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:07:26):
I just sent you guys a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
It's got a pretty big hole.

Speaker 9 (01:07:28):
And I wanted to make it obvious.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Looks like a Gina's husband with the town got it.
Sure does take a look.

Speaker 11 (01:07:38):
Sorry, I wanted I wanted to. But also, this was
a small watermelon. I didn't get one of the huge ones.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
All right, So she goes back in will they take
it back?

Speaker 17 (01:07:47):
So I have a question. I actually have a return.
Can I do that with you? Yeah? Okay, So I
want to return this produce.

Speaker 11 (01:07:56):
Here's the receipt when it's a it's.

Speaker 9 (01:08:02):
A small watermelon, right.

Speaker 16 (01:08:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:08:04):
So my husband and I we saw this funny like
article on Cosmo, like if you put his you know,
piece in there, then it like feels really good, right,
and then if I drink it, it's really healthy.

Speaker 17 (01:08:15):
But my husband is so big.

Speaker 11 (01:08:16):
That I need to get a bigger watermelon.

Speaker 9 (01:08:18):
This one's too small.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:08:21):
My name is Gina, by the way. It's just because
my husband is just so big.

Speaker 17 (01:08:30):
It's gonna take a moment.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
It's gonna take a moment. Wow, I'm looking at what
you're handing. Her was at least in a bag.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
It's holding it.

Speaker 11 (01:08:38):
There was some other lady, so she was waiting for
someone to walk over to just a moment.

Speaker 8 (01:08:42):
Type of okay for the listeners, this is a watermelon
that's maybe the size of two cantalopes. But again, the
whole is the size of two fists. Yeah, well her
husband is very big ustantial.

Speaker 17 (01:08:57):
By the way, it's just because my husband is just
so big.

Speaker 20 (01:09:06):
A moment.

Speaker 17 (01:09:06):
Yeah, Norris, it's a great article. Have you do read Cosmo?

Speaker 11 (01:09:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:09:13):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:09:15):
Yeah, it's supposed to be super healthy for you, like
if you drink it after he puts it in, it's
like good for your your gut biome.

Speaker 17 (01:09:22):
That's what I heard.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Okay, that sounds convinced.

Speaker 9 (01:09:27):
I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
So the person comes over, ye, and that's the person
you're going okay.

Speaker 9 (01:09:32):
Yeah, which I assume is the manager.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Okay, all right, So the question is, well, will they
take this?

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
Uh so, not only the premises my my husband's having
sex with the watermelon, but number two I've got that,
then consume the water because it's healthy for my Yeah
a T B.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Two c here Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
Yeah, So will will they take back this raped watermelon
from from Gina's husband?

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
What do you think we'll start with you?

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
Gina?

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
There's no way. I mean, it's it's decimated.

Speaker 9 (01:09:58):
Yeah, when you see the picture, it's there's.

Speaker 10 (01:10:00):
I mean, not only is the whole giant, but it
looks like all the way down is empty. Now Okay,
there's nothing left.

Speaker 8 (01:10:06):
Well, I drink it, guts out of it, right, Yeah,
there's no way.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Okay, no, Greg Gory. Seeing the picture, I would think no,
but hearing how accommodating this woman makes happy, I'm gonna
say yes, all right, menace. Yeah, they're gonna take it back,
for sure.

Speaker 9 (01:10:22):
I think they're gonna take it back.

Speaker 15 (01:10:23):
There might be a warning like we'll do it this time,
but next time we can't see.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
I think this is a let's get her out of
here as soon as possible.

Speaker 7 (01:10:29):
In the situation, yeah, I kind of feel that same way,
like do they want to take it back?

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
But at the same time, you're the manager big chain
grocery store. It's one watermelon? Do you really care? Are
you gonna Are you gonna argue and fight with this
person or potentially not that you were being hostile.

Speaker 9 (01:10:47):
No, we were having a great conversation.

Speaker 7 (01:10:49):
It was one educational So I'm gonna I'm gonna say that, yes,
they will take it back.

Speaker 17 (01:10:55):
Let's find out, okay, card Yeah, Cosmo magazine, it's so honorall.

Speaker 11 (01:11:07):
But it's great, especially if you haven't been her boyfriend.

Speaker 17 (01:11:14):
And that's the receipt for the return.

Speaker 11 (01:11:15):
All right, wow, great, and then I'll just have to
get a bigger one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Yes, it's right that way. Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (01:11:24):
This is a huge public service because I think Greg's
in the same boat. But like, I won't take anything
back to the grocery store, so I'm too embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Now I have nothing to be like, if it's moldy,
I won't take it back. Now I will.

Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
Yeah, I mean it's embarrassing to take back, but they'll
take it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
You'll take anything if you want to see the whole
It's on our Instagram story right now.

Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
At the subscription to Cosmo seventy five dollars a year,
but you get a.

Speaker 11 (01:11:48):
Hat and you get a lot of tips for sex,
you know. But I will say, you guys are right.
I think I got the vibe of, like, let's get
her out of here. Yeah, because you could go crazy
to serving the people chat and of course it was
I went to the girls telling you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
Were being very sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Yeah, but you keep on talking about Penis so ye yeah, drinking, yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:12:07):
Obsessed with him and yeah, I mean who knows it
could be good for your buyome? Yeah yeah, someone try
it at home and then text will let you know.

Speaker 7 (01:12:14):
Uh, huh, or don't try it at home because you've
heard about it on the show. Please don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Yeah, just kidding. Yeah, that's Morgan Radio.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
That's more ambient funny guys.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah, yeah, she was just kidding. That was for entertainment
purposes only, right, exactly. That's the medical sexual.

Speaker 7 (01:12:29):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text us over to
two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 12 (01:12:36):
Late seven seven forty four woody people.

Speaker 16 (01:12:39):
May Advan never had your phone.

Speaker 13 (01:12:42):
I did nobody else.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Shout, ain't nothing but a jeit thanks, ain't nothing but
a sports than with the G.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
Jeff Garcia complete those thanks, Good morning, Jeff G.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
What's happening, hey, woo the show.

Speaker 12 (01:13:00):
Our Lakers survived a crappy third quarter last night to
beat the.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Spurs Castle right with them doches to three Downtown.

Speaker 12 (01:13:09):
What a freaking game, man, It was so stressful down
the stretch, but luckily the Lakers got it done without
Austin Reeves or Lebron Luca thirty five and thirteen.

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
He was one rebound shy of a triple double.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
He was amazing last night.

Speaker 12 (01:13:21):
DeAndre eight and twenty two and ten, Marcus Smart seventeen,
ruey fifteen that makes five wins in a row for
our Lakers. Purple and Gold are in Atlanta on Saturday.
Clippers have a standalone game tonight versus the Suns at
six pm, Hockey Ducks in Dallas at five pm, and
the Kings host the Panthers at Crypto at seven pm.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
We also got Thursday Night.

Speaker 12 (01:13:41):
At football tonight Raiders in Denver at five pm on
Prime Video. And since we're talking football, I'm sure you've
seen this Woody Show already. Tom Brady revealed that his
dog Juny was cloned from his previous dog Lua, who
died in twenty twenty three. Now, I did some digging, man,
it turns out that Tom Brady actually has a steak
in this clone company. So basically, this is a commercial

(01:14:02):
for a company that he owns. And by the way,
if you're thinking about cloning a dog with Tom's company,
it'll cost you fifty thousand dollars. Now, Woodies Show, I
have three dogs and they love me more than all
of my family members combined.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
That's just about it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
But I don't think I can clone them, man. It
just seems wrong and kind.

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
Of selfish, especially when there's so many dogs that need
to be adopted.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Have a great Thursday. I'm JEFFG. And that's a so
cal sports JEFFG.

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
As we're talking about yesterday, and Jeff is right in
there with the Woody Show. Listeners overwhelmingly said no, they
wouldn't clone the dog.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Yeah, but got to have a perfect dog like mine,
and then you change.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Yeah, then you have to.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
Worry about it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Right here, since we had Morgan's will they take it back?
Here's another good one from when Sea Bass has done
that will they take it back?

Speaker 7 (01:14:54):
This is from Let's See twenty twenty two. This was
after Thanksgiving and Sea Bass went to try to return
this card. The Mother's Day one is still my favorite,
but this one, this one's good too. Again just testing
the really liberal return policies different places.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
I was filling out my Thanksgiving cards and I started
this one in my mom, but then I finished it
to my wife and I was warning, if there's like
a way.

Speaker 16 (01:15:23):
I could exchange it's wrote in it, Yes, so's. I
hope you always know how much you mean. Happy Thanksgiving
to my.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Queaf and Queen.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
I love you, Mom, and obviously I don't want her.

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
Queen and Queen.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Oh, now, how do you return stuff at a store.

Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
Uh, dude, I bought a little mini fridge that ended
up being the wrong size because it was supposed to
fit in the a this one open, yes, this space,
and it was a little too tall, and I meant
to bring it back.

Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
I meant to return it. Never did end up giving
it to somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Yeah, because it was such a hassle to bring it back.
I never returned stuff in stores. But you know, uh,
the lady in my life, it's like her full time job.
I always intended to. I intend to.

Speaker 8 (01:16:24):
Yeah, that's your wife's full time job is picking up
after your messes. Like, yeah, you spend too much returning
any of my stuff. Well, that's why I bought the robot.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Yeah, one of those. It's called the Yeah, it's made
by one X Technologies, the Neo Robot.

Speaker 7 (01:16:40):
It's arriving sometime in twenty twenty six. Then it's gonna
have a robot that can fetch them coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Yes, I'm very excited about that. But like, she's not
returning my stuff, it's just random stuff. And my mom
was that way too. You guys remember Mervin's Yeah, Yeah,
like she was there every week returning stuff, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
The card the Thanksgiving card.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Queen.

Speaker 7 (01:17:01):
We all know the answer because we we played this before,
but everybody else I hope got your guests in.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
Did they take it back?

Speaker 15 (01:17:06):
No, because it's.

Speaker 9 (01:17:07):
Thridden already on it and we wouldn't be able to
like resell it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Oh, I hear what you're saying.

Speaker 16 (01:17:11):
Like, I'm trying to think how I can reward it
or scratch it out, you know, like what mom word
rhymes with queafing?

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
You don't want to purchase one.

Speaker 16 (01:17:22):
I might have to do that, I guess, but I
was just trying to I didn't want to be wasteful,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
I keep thinking about it. I may come back, thanks
very much.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
It did not take it back again? Yeah, Sea matter
just put up another sign.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Yes, I've got a new sign that's going up. Support
it so again.

Speaker 8 (01:17:39):
Our security people here of signs, lovely people. One of
their one of their jobs as security is to restock paper.
Twells shows how much security workers does that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Who does it?

Speaker 8 (01:17:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
The security people do.

Speaker 16 (01:17:51):
Do?

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
They stock the snacks and everything.

Speaker 8 (01:17:53):
They got nothing else going. I thought that was the
office manager guy too, he orders it. So what they
do though, Greg, and I'm sure you've noticed this is
so they you know, this includes paper towels, and we
have little paper towel holders besides each sink, and those
are lovely. What they do though, is they'll bring an
extra roll of paper towels still wrapped in plastic and uh,
if the paper towel roll is full on the sink,

(01:18:14):
they'll just take that plastic covered paper towel roll it
just set it down on the counter.

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
Well, we have limitless cabinets.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Now what do you is that just not clutter an
eye sword?

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
It is the other issue I have with the paper towels.
They'll be a paper towel holder and it's nothing but
the cardboard because it ran out. So I think to myself,
oh there must not be more. No, there's more in
the cupboard, but you use the last one and then
you just walk. Well it is and because everybody who
works here turns into an animal when they walk through
the door.

Speaker 8 (01:18:46):
So my sign says extra paper towels go in the cabine.
It's not in the counter with little up arrow and down. Well,
you know what, because if I told it to them,
I don't think they don't they get it. And I'm
also not the moon.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
They wouldn't get it.

Speaker 8 (01:18:57):
I think one of them would get it. Well, it's
not to get yeah, yeah, they they don't seem like
no offense, they don't seem like high like. I'm not
the right person to tell it to them. I'm not there,
I'm not their boss. You're too smart for them, right,
too high level of the conversation. I've already broken them
of one bad habit where boy, we have again limitless
counters where they would take the plastic utensils, knife, forks,

(01:19:18):
et cetera. And they would put those in coffee cups
and stack those in the counter as opposed to in
the drawers where they belong.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
So I've broken them with that day.

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
I don't care about any of this.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
The thing that I don't understand. I thought this was
the this sign was gonna be for the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
That's what I thought too.

Speaker 7 (01:19:30):
I thought it was for because people will grab paper
towels to dry their hands, and there's a big garbage
can right there. Somehow they can't get the paper towel
into the garbage can and it ends up on the floor.
They they see, they see that it hits the floor,
and they go enough and they keep then they just
keep walking out. The other thing they'll do is there's
another paper towel dispenser on the counter between the two sinks.

(01:19:54):
They'll take however many they need, it be a couple
extra that sit on the counter because they came out
from the dispenser and then just sit on the counter
to then.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
Just get wet by everybody splashes, just soaked, and they
just leave them.

Speaker 7 (01:20:08):
I thought, that's what your sign wash, that's another paper
towels go in this trash can.

Speaker 10 (01:20:12):
But I think we can all agree that, like, women
are very messy. My side of the bathroom is insane,
but we're not dirty, Like we're not leaving trash next
to trash can and peeing on the wall. We have
clutter exactly because that's you guys, what you're talking about
is a biohazard issue.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Yes, and Woody, I agree with Sea Bass. You of
all people were like, oh, they're putting utensils in a cup.
I don't care about that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
You love an organized place, I don't necessarily care about that.
If you care a handful of plastic forks and you
just put them on the counter all loose, like the
way the Sea Bass keeps his his utensils.

Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
At his apartments to like in a drawer, he would.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Just throw them in.

Speaker 8 (01:20:50):
They're all loose, you, I would throw plastic utensils loose
in the just all loose, right, Like I wouldn't want
to deal with that. But like if they're in a
cup on the counter.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
I'm funny. I'm fine with that.

Speaker 8 (01:21:01):
Drawers signs with utensil hold the counter with paper towels,
and that part is paper towels sitting on the counter.
Like if they're loose, yes, okay, I don't like that.
But they're loose forks on the counter, yeah okay, but
they're in the cup. They're organized.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
It's like how you keep pens in a cup on
your desk, or like if depends are just all over
the place on your desk, that's different.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
That's clutter.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
But what if the cup is sitting next to the
pen drawer where the the counter spaces were working on,
not for the other places. This is more of the
fault of the office worker, not the people that are
stalking it, because they're trying to the people stalking it
are just trying to say, hey, there are more paper
towels available if you run out, and you know where
if I had a question. I would say, Oh, look

(01:21:47):
at this cabinet right in front of my face. I
wonder if that's used for storage. I wonder if they're
storing things in there. I think they're trying to help, but.

Speaker 7 (01:21:53):
I think, for example, these are all first world problems.
I don't get suggared enough to create a sign. You're triggered.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
It's not being triggered. It's being normal.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Yes, it's being courteous.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Yes, it's being a functioning fault. Like would I prefer
it that way?

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (01:22:13):
Like does it bother me that they're in the cup
as opposed to the drawer? No, it should, But I
create a stop down my day to create a sign.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
It's like, you're being hyperbolic.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
This is a guy who throws here.

Speaker 7 (01:22:25):
My argument here, This is a guy who claims that
if he gets changed, he throws it on the ground
because it saves him time. And his time is so
precious that the act of taking change from a cashier
and placing it in his pocket is a quote waste
of time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
And yet he sat and created a sign prior.

Speaker 8 (01:22:45):
No, it's not that it took it. That's not the
point to him. Putting from your hand to your pocket
change is a waste of time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Okay, so but I think he would argue that that
time save gives him more time to make signs. Yeah, this.

Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
Sign saves me what has now been hundreds of times
of taking the paper, the extra paper tower roll and
putting it up.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
In the say like you know what a great country?

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
You know, like what a you get to a great
country like Japan because they left by step.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Unless you're talking about curing cancer, everything we do is
a quote waste of time, yes, because you could always say, like,
don't you have anything better to do?

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Why'd you buy that hat?

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
You could have donated that's just the money to the kids, right, I.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
Mean it's like, what, what do we care about anymore?

Speaker 17 (01:23:28):
Not?

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
Apparently.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
Yeah, we need to have a come to Jesus meeting
with everybody that works in this building, because everybody's a pig.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
Well that's every that's every office I've ever been at.
I know, it's not it's not exclusive.

Speaker 8 (01:23:39):
It can be stopped if you step, put your foot down.
Let me put cameras in the bathrooms people, and we
begin another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
My name is what that's Greg Gory Menace. Good morning
to you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
Good morning body.

Speaker 7 (01:24:02):
There's Gina Grant. But you got Sea Bass, you got
Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can set us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. We gotta take a look
at the weekend audio. What you got here for seaback?
How much trailers?

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
I think the main question for these trailers before we
hear the answer, Sammy, please keep your answer to yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
How much does Sammy love this?

Speaker 5 (01:24:27):
Oh? Like some holiday movies?

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Well let's start with that one. A very Jonas Christmas
is coming.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
To Who's to reveal your card?

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Sammy? Let's listen to a little bit from the trailer here.
Let's got a famous rock star like you? So doubt
as the Jonas brothers were great, but us As brothers like, actually,
whatever magic was there.

Speaker 18 (01:24:47):
It's just that nothing like Christmas to help a family
rediscover its magic.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Rap. So I think we're in agreement in the room
that Sam's ripping out for the Jonas.

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
I mean, she like anything Christmas, so I'll watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Plus the Joe bros. Right are you and the Jonas brothers?

Speaker 17 (01:25:06):
I mean enough?

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Yeah, make the best like Kevin and his reality show.
I stand correct.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
Yeah, she's gonna have to change her underwear.

Speaker 9 (01:25:17):
Yeah, I mean I saw this. This is not news
to me.

Speaker 15 (01:25:20):
I'm very excited about it, and me and my friend
were already texting about.

Speaker 17 (01:25:23):
It because I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
It's so funny.

Speaker 15 (01:25:25):
On the like graphic poster for this movie, it's instead
of like let it snow, let it snow, let it snow,
it says let it bro, let it brow.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Bro, Let's go let it Joe. My question is also
in that text thread, did you guys start talking about
Camp Rock and how excited you are for that?

Speaker 5 (01:25:45):
That's what's camp Rock?

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
It stars the Jonas brothers and they. I think this
is like the third Camp Rock. Yeah, you don't know
about that. No, I'm not a tege girl. No, I'm
talking about no.

Speaker 9 (01:25:57):
But I'm more into this because it's Christmas, you know?

Speaker 15 (01:25:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:26:00):
Is there of all the because you're a Hallmark Movie
Lifetime Christmas movie fanatic, is there like one big new
one this year that's coming out there, which is the
super Bowl?

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
What's the what's the biggest anticipated Christmas movie of this year?

Speaker 15 (01:26:16):
Among your two new ones on Hallmark this year that
I very much recommend. I'm Christmas and Newport loved it.
There's another Weatherman one like Todd something and that that
was good. But I would say probably I think it's
this year that it's coming out that would be the
big one. Which last year, if you remember, they did
the Kansas City Chiefs one, and this year I think
it's supposed to be Buffalo they're doing another.

Speaker 16 (01:26:38):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
Last year's Kansas.

Speaker 9 (01:26:42):
It was a highly good movie and I didn't even
really want.

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
To watch it and I can fat chicks crashing through
tables about body hair.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
Yeah, I thought that beating garbage.

Speaker 9 (01:26:51):
Plates it was going to be lame.

Speaker 15 (01:26:53):
But I will say the one that I have my
eye on that's not Hallmark, but it's a style of
that is on Netflix with Olivia Hole and it's like
a Christmas heist movie, and I think it's gonna be good.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
You know why they're doing popcorn, Greg, I have it? Yeah,
you know why they're doing the bills right because of
Hailey Steinfeld. Yeah, damn, I listened to the show too much.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
Oh something else about Sammy that's cute and interesting. The
things that you keep like your socks and your underwear
in or in your kitchen. You pull it open to
get a spoon or what do you call that? This
thing that you pull open?

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
The draw the draw discovered that those draws.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
That's a Northeast thing. I'd never ever say it draw.
Draw you put in the draw? Okay, in the draw?

Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
Yeah, I mean, I know, I know it's a drawer,
but I'm not gonna like.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Saying it that way.

Speaker 9 (01:27:43):
I'm not trying that hard.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
Yeah, I understand.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
It's cute.

Speaker 5 (01:27:46):
I understand.

Speaker 8 (01:27:47):
This week in Audio, all right, this one, I'm not
so sure on Sammy ripping out for this. It's a
new movie starring you Jickman, and it's well play the trailer.
Let me see if you guys can guess what this
movie is.

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
Okay, I'm not a songwriter.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
I'm not a sex symbol that I am an entertainer.
I don't want to be a shoe dresser. I want
to sing, I want to dance. I want to be
able to see I need it. So, folks who haven't,
I don't know what is this movie about? Okay, So
I think the movie is pretty awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:28:20):
Yeah, okay, because I was confused originally when I saw
the trailer, I thought it was going to be a
Neil Diamond biopas, but it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
It's about a Neil Diamond impersonator.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Yeah, no, my wife, husband and wife. I mean, do
you already know about it?

Speaker 9 (01:28:34):
Saying I think I've heard.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Okay, it's produced by Ryan Reynolds and yeah it's about
but he's an impersonator. Yeah. These cover band that they
had that was like apparently really big, like Thunder and say, yeah,
they became really popular. They even opened for Pearl Jam
and uh but the ironically popular. Yeah, but then like

(01:28:58):
the wife had an accident out of their front yard,
like some random car ran or over and no, it's
in the trailer, and then you know, she had to
rebuild and bring the band back together. There was a
documentary in two thousand and eight. Yeah, it's a really
cool story song sung Blue.

Speaker 8 (01:29:13):
Yeah, because I first thought I was like, how are
they making sixty year old Hugh Jackman into a twenty
eight year old Neil Diamond.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Yeah, no, it looks really cool.

Speaker 9 (01:29:20):
I'm into it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Okay, all right, so she is into it, all right,
next trailer Sammy into it and so so.

Speaker 5 (01:29:28):
Right, I do like Neil Diamond.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Yeah, he's great songs.

Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
Get Yeah, I mean, I always forget about this one,
but like America, great song.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Yeah, America, it's good. I am.

Speaker 5 (01:29:55):
I said, huh, love on the Rocks.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
That's a good one. This stuff, I mean Radio Sweet
Caroline Crackling Rose. Oh yeah, they call him the Jewish Elvis. Yeah,
so much so that people go see the cover band.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:30:09):
This week in audio does Sammy ripping out for the
vander Pomper Rules Season twelve trailer.

Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
Menace is probably right as Basement's flooding.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Here's the twist. It's got an all new care.

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Yeah, yeah, I think dude, Menace might squirred.

Speaker 11 (01:30:29):
I find myself and coworker in relationships pretty quickly, and hey,
you know, I found your hinge profile and it says
that you believe in Monogama.

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
And that was an updating part of what I get
terrified about. What about all the Shane was.

Speaker 9 (01:30:40):
Coming on to you again?

Speaker 17 (01:30:41):
Oh my god, do I need to like stab you?

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
I want to stay myself Bravo con In two weeks
he's going to be there.

Speaker 8 (01:30:48):
Our buddy Jerry ocl Is gonna be like, yeah, dude,
well he has the plug ip tickets two grand what Yeah,
that's more than Coachella, but you get to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
With wait.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
Is just what like a bunch of panels from the
people that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Are on the Bravo shows Yeah live broadcast mean Greeds
Live podcast. Yeah, and then you get to buy like
all their products. They released their skincare lines and you
met people from million dollars list they have And I
made a special recording for Greg and he loved it.

Speaker 8 (01:31:17):
So Vander is about what waiters and waitresses to bang
each other? Yes, right, yeah, it sounded like from the trailer.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
It's pretty cool. All right, I don't get it. It
sounds yeah, Sam, are you ripping out for me?

Speaker 9 (01:31:28):
I'm not ripping out reality shows as much as menas I.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
Did see the preview trailer they just released for the
Michael Jackson bio pick, which looks interesting. How many boats
we need?

Speaker 8 (01:31:39):
People are into them? Yes, I just saw a story
about how AMC theaters despite all the big.

Speaker 7 (01:31:44):
Ass movies that were huge, like a huge uh summer
at the box office, they lost money. Oh really yeah, down,
not a good sign for movie theaters.

Speaker 8 (01:31:53):
So do you think in the Michael Jackson bio pick
they will show the kids lying about getting molested?

Speaker 17 (01:31:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Because he believes it's it's his nephew.

Speaker 5 (01:32:04):
That's I don't think he's a child molester. I really
don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
I don't think that he's weird he was a child molester.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
Yeah, I think he's a weirdo arrested development, you know,
like like forty two biopicks on him and anytime Michael Jackson, Yes,
and I'll watch all of them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
I was kind of on the same boat for a
very long time until one of the accusers was Wade Robinson, who's, yeah,
the choreographer, who's a notable person, And I'm like, oh,
that's kind of weird that a notable person would make
those accusations. So I'm kind of on the fence on
how I feel about it now. But I want to
see that movie.

Speaker 7 (01:32:43):
Yeah, it looks it looks good like the guy I
don't know who it is who's playing Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
But I mean nailed it called Michael, Yes, it's called Michael.
This week in audio one more.

Speaker 8 (01:32:52):
Trailer, Sure, Hey guys, who sees in Assessame Street? Oh right,
covering a lot of new ground like this.

Speaker 21 (01:32:58):
Different dyes, okay, oh hello, hello?

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Was that cookie monster getting something? Sesame Street? And neat
trailers for a new season and is there so much
more to learn about letters? That's what I'm thinking. Also,
I feel like we know everything we need to know
who picked it up now? Because it was HBO?

Speaker 6 (01:33:26):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
What what it was? The news?

Speaker 16 (01:33:28):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Maybe Apple did? Has the new season even find it now?

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:33:33):
I mean they are throwing some stuff into those sesame
Street episodes like.

Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
Oscar the Grouge and was like trash tra got is
I love trash songs? Netflix and PBS. Listen to all
the stuff he found in there.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
Five o'clock won't work in them oldtel all else.

Speaker 16 (01:33:50):
I broke.

Speaker 5 (01:33:52):
A rusty trotten ball, a rusty trombone.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
That's not real.

Speaker 5 (01:33:56):
Google that one, guys, what is a rusty trombone?

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Kids? Ask your parents?

Speaker 5 (01:34:01):
No, don't ask your parents, kids Street. Apparently more wood
he showed next.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Hang on, More Woody Show is next, next slext.

Speaker 5 (01:34:14):
The Woody Show, And we just.

Speaker 4 (01:34:18):
Keep on rolling with this week.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
In audio, that's some more Menace audio.

Speaker 5 (01:34:22):
But there's controversy.

Speaker 8 (01:34:25):
As you know, Mariah Carey since twenty nineteen has been
leasing a little video right after Halloween, too early by
my taste, but saying, oh it's time for Christmas music.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
Blah blahlah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Oh not yet, yeah, not yet, Okay, I've seen those.

Speaker 8 (01:34:39):
Yeah, well now she's it's gotten. So it's become such
a thing that she now has brand sponsorships so far.
That's why I say it's a menace thing. So fora
has partnered with Mariah Carey. I'm more of an alt guy,
but yeah, so her as most men are. This year,
it's this time for Christmas video as partner with Sephora.

Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
But there's a twist.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Oh, Billy's the bad news Mariah Carrey.

Speaker 7 (01:35:02):
The elves are striking this year, el revenge for putting
us through holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Hell, you can't cancel Christmas. So that was Billy Eichner.

Speaker 5 (01:35:15):
Well boy, and he's canceling.

Speaker 8 (01:35:18):
He's trying to steal steal her, you know, the Sephora
because the elves are going on strike. So why is
there a controversy around this year's Mariah Carey.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
Video where something about the shutdown?

Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
Greg Gory?

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
Now is that right?

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Even though they filmed this like probably a year ago.

Speaker 8 (01:35:39):
How dare you mock the workers of the world going
on strike and being without jobs?

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
It's bad optics.

Speaker 8 (01:35:48):
I wonder how much Mariah Carey makes every year just
off the airplay and the royalties that she gets.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
For that song, that one song A lot. Know, Hold,
I'm I tell you just to get a ball. I mean,
it's the Internet, so it's probably not completely accurate.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
But you know how sting he still makes like, what
a million dollars a year off that sample from ye.

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
That might be really.

Speaker 5 (01:36:13):
Yeah, it's probably falling off a little bit.

Speaker 10 (01:36:16):
One estimate says the song has earned over sixty million dollars,
so she may get two million dollars a year to
two to three million dollars a season basically.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
The song only I'm saying only sixty million. I feel
like that should be like sixty billion.

Speaker 5 (01:36:36):
That's good for one song, for one single song.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
I will take it. I feel like it would be higher.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
In her annual video, does she do that It's Time
every year? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Crack no, no, not not not it's time. It Sh'll
go like not yet, okay because this particular clip that
made my ears and then that's awful, and then he
gets to a certain point and then it's like flipping switch,
It's time, Isn't that cute?

Speaker 8 (01:37:03):
Bruce Buffer gets to sue Mariah carry because I believe
he owns the trademark to it's time, which, by the way,
is a very.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Stupid the words it's time, not the whole phrase. Well,
his his brother.

Speaker 8 (01:37:13):
You cannot say let's get ready to rumble in a
promotional context or he will come to your ass.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
Michael Buffer.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
Right, yeah, Bruce is it's time, which is just it's time.

Speaker 5 (01:37:22):
Yeah, but it's real bad.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
That's bad.

Speaker 5 (01:37:25):
But in that context's kind of like how Trump was
trying to trademark your fire.

Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
Yeah, Tuesday, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
About Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
On the back end, just to be safe, they might
have gave him some money, you know what, Oh, Mariah, Yeah,
well gave some money just so that Okay, Yeah, Bruce
Buffer does have the trademark it's time. Yeah, isn't it
when you when you trademark something, isn't it only four context?
Certain use, right, there's certain kind of context and registered

(01:37:58):
renewed like you say, it's time, my water broke, it's time.
Here comes.

Speaker 8 (01:38:08):
I'm looking at the actual trademark. It is advertising promotions
specifically for sports, entertainment and media events, not for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
It's advertising, it's time for Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think you'd win that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
Wat Chat Mario.

Speaker 8 (01:38:25):
He's coming for you this week. In audio, all right,
more Menace news. Kim Kardashian, she she's still not quite.
She hasn't passed the bar. I don't think she's taken it,
but it hasn't passed now menace much like you your friend.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 8 (01:38:36):
She loves relying on the computer to do things for her,
but she says in her law schooling it has screwed her.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
When I am needing to know the answer to a question,
I'll take a picture and snap it and like put
it in there to cheat. They're always wrong. It has
made me fail test all the time. And then I'll
get mad and I'll like yell at him, be like
you made me fail.

Speaker 7 (01:39:00):
Well, you know there are official resources right looking up
in a book. There's official references that you use for
certain things.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
And I got computer.

Speaker 9 (01:39:07):
I'm glad.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
I'm glad to hear that. I let that be a
warning to all the college and high school kids.

Speaker 5 (01:39:13):
Yeah, I think we've all been burned by that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Oh yeah, but kids who get through.

Speaker 10 (01:39:17):
That's why I keep saying, we're getting dumber and the
kids are going to get better and better degrees because
they're cheating.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
So do you want your surgeon to be like I'm thinking,
like a like a doctor exactly putting something in there
and getting a completely wrong answer.

Speaker 4 (01:39:29):
I told.

Speaker 15 (01:39:33):
We're gonna have AI doctors though Kim's k I have
to if we went to the moon.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
By the way, also Kim Kardashian, Yeah, she has not
passed the bar. People might try to correct us. She's
passed like some pre she's qualified. Yeah, yeah, to take it.
So you have to qualify to take the bar.

Speaker 8 (01:39:51):
You need like some pre Well, because she didn't go
to law school, she did like it basically a work
study program.

Speaker 5 (01:39:56):
Yeah, okay, she's been working on that forever. They call
it the but a decade. This Weekend audio, this is
also about AI.

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
This is Scott Galloway. He's a professor.

Speaker 8 (01:40:07):
He's written a book about manliness and he says that
AI is killing men for these reasons.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Right here.

Speaker 8 (01:40:13):
Forty five percent of men eighteen to twenty five have
never approached a woman in person.

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
Never asked woman out in person.

Speaker 22 (01:40:19):
And why, I Underson, would you go through the rejection
dressing well, the effort, the expense, the humiliation, developing a
kindness practice of trying to establish a romantic partnership when
you have literally lifelike synthetic porns.

Speaker 2 (01:40:35):
So what are we doing.

Speaker 22 (01:40:37):
I think we have our economy attached to one objective,
and that is to evolve a new species of asocial
asexual males.

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
In the process of that right now, that's been happening
before AI.

Speaker 8 (01:40:51):
But like you said, the numbers stated that like about
half of young men have never even asked the girl
out in person, never approached the girl to ask, And so.

Speaker 10 (01:41:00):
You're avoiding possible rejection, but you're also avoiding like the
self esteem that comes with making a new relationship and
like all the good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
That comes from meeting a human being.

Speaker 8 (01:41:10):
But what they're saying is you get enough good stuff
with AI that you don't need to that that's not
worth the trade off.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
I'm gonna be a home. We're just going to have
like a.

Speaker 7 (01:41:17):
Whole society of lesbians because because the women are falling
in love with quote guys who are I guess technically men,
but they're really chicks, right, Because I keep hearing about
how man, it's rough out there, what's it like out there?

Speaker 5 (01:41:30):
And the you know, talking to dudes, like dudes are
so soft and there's.

Speaker 9 (01:41:34):
The saying that's like not to go to war.

Speaker 11 (01:41:36):
And now they do all these like girly weird you know,
taking these public type things.

Speaker 23 (01:41:41):
Playing hard to find like a man's man things, and
they were so angry after there's a happy medium, there's
a middle, right, they had night like totally agro bro
you know, at the same time, but yeah, are you're
going to get your nails done together?

Speaker 4 (01:41:59):
Right? Or your care?

Speaker 8 (01:42:00):
So the last time I had on a girl in person,
it was with my buddy. We were on a little
mini road trip and these Australian checks actually and thought
it was gonna be pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
Were chatting them U chatting them up, chatting them up.
They're exchanging Instagram profiles, the people who have Instagram, and
turned out they both had boyfriends back in Australia. But
you know, they liked the attention, they like the flirting.
Of course, so I'm sticking with AI.

Speaker 9 (01:42:25):
You had social media, so it's easier to reach out to.

Speaker 8 (01:42:28):
A hashtag Yuki this weeken audio All right, for the
men who will meet you in person and perhaps we'll
follow you on a train station at night.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
This lady in Dallas. She has a plan to get
rid of these creepermen.

Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
Why spitting it?

Speaker 5 (01:42:41):
I live in Dallas, Texas.

Speaker 17 (01:42:43):
This man followed me, and so did that man.

Speaker 22 (01:42:48):
Until I ripped out my used pat my pepper spray
and started screeching.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Disease by lady dog.

Speaker 8 (01:43:00):
Oh sounds And she shows by the way a very
stained mentrual path. Wait, so she took her Okay, she
did say what I thought she said.

Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
So she took her pad out. Yeah, and started like
waving the.

Speaker 5 (01:43:12):
Pepper spray right right right, and was screaming.

Speaker 8 (01:43:15):
She's she's a video on a dart platform that's a
dalled area rapid transit and this happens. And Gina's talked
about this, like at night. You're at ten ten o'clock
at night, you're out of it, you're waiting for a train,
and some creeper dudes won't leave you alone.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
It's not great. Yeah, it's not awesome. I should have
read my pad out. I didn't know that was an option. Yeah,
that worked for her. I'll scare him away.

Speaker 5 (01:43:35):
It's like menace had to do with the what was
the the animals that were hanging around You had to
get the pace.

Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
Yeah, yeah, the Wolf Wolf getting on Amazon. Yeah, just
take a.

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
Pad out there.

Speaker 10 (01:43:44):
It reminds me of one of my favorite John Mulany
bits where he's talking about he's the only one in
a train station at night except for this woman walking
in front of him, and she starts to get scared
because he's behind her, so she starts running and he goes, Oh,
I guess she hears the train coming.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
So I start running.

Speaker 9 (01:43:59):
Yeah, it's a pre freaking out, Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:44:02):
This Weekend audio Paul Pierce.

Speaker 8 (01:44:06):
He's one of Sammy's favorites because he won a championship
for the Celtics in two thousand and eight, and he
also has another great thing that Sammy fully approves of,
as far as if you're in a relationship and you
want to find out if someone loves you, do this
thing that Paul Pierce and Sammy approve of.

Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
If you really want to know if a girl love you,
need to go out and cheat on her.

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
Let's see if you really want to If you really
want to know if a girl love you for real,
go cheat on her and see.

Speaker 4 (01:44:36):
How she reacts.

Speaker 9 (01:44:38):
So you want to be with a woman with low
self esteem, that's the type of.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Advice that love.

Speaker 11 (01:44:47):
And that's the men that are in the dating pools, right,
that's because you have.

Speaker 9 (01:44:52):
An interesting thing he's looking for.

Speaker 15 (01:44:54):
Because for her to stay, that means she has low
self esteem. If it's early on in the relationship and
he isn't like, it's not secure enough to know if
she likes you, so you think you need to cheat
on her, then that and and then she stays, then.

Speaker 9 (01:45:06):
That is low self esteem. Yeah, like you weren't here.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
You're saying, I guess you never really love me. Do
it again?

Speaker 5 (01:45:15):
What would happen if Steamboat Willie tried this tactic?

Speaker 9 (01:45:18):
I would break up with him.

Speaker 5 (01:45:21):
Even though you're totally fine with cheaters, I'm not.

Speaker 15 (01:45:23):
Totally fine with cheaters. All I have said is that
you can do a bad thing and not be a
bad person. And I don't suggest staying with the person
if they cheat on you. But I don't think all
of society needs to write off a person because they
cheated on someone.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
That's that makes sense, Yes, that's all. It doesn't make sense.

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
It makes sense.

Speaker 8 (01:45:41):
She has fully in supportive cheaters hate him, but you
don't know they're good people, kind of like.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
How many you know has amnesia when it comes to
all the Sarah Jessica Parker jokes selective what never said that?
Who's that?

Speaker 4 (01:45:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
Exactly?

Speaker 8 (01:45:58):
Well, it's raises a good point, like because they're the
men out there are either hyper aggressive jackasses like Paul
Pierce and these guys who will like follow you on
a train or yeah, or they're essentially whimps behind who
won't even get out of the the basement playing you know,
Tetris or whatever. Which these so few of these like

(01:46:19):
super stable, responsible, emotionally available men like Seaveash.

Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
Just oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
All the time. Yeah this week in audio, Okay, what
he's gonna love this.

Speaker 8 (01:46:31):
So this is one of those sheriffs who decided he's
going to be a social media expert. This is Sheriff
Keith Pearson and Saint Lucy, and they've busted like a
drug den the trap as they say on the streets,
right menace Yeah, And they've got the guys in cops
behind them, and so they're like, hey, we busted these
to this fentanyl house behind us. So as the as
the sheriff shooting his videos, the guys who are in
cops are like, wait a minute, So here.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
They are screaming at the quite frankly screaming.

Speaker 8 (01:46:55):
Louder than the sheriff as he's trying to show off,
how you know, don't do drugsson.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
We just conclude the investigation targeting those pedaling feanyl.

Speaker 8 (01:47:07):
And I can't afford like a road mike dog. They
sell these things everywhere, Bluetooth, microphones and.

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
Amazon. I've got the train in the background, I've got
the guy and screen. I've got the Bad Boys music playing.

Speaker 7 (01:47:24):
It'd be great if those guys were in the background,
but at least be forefront with your little like.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
Wireless even background noise. Later on, I hear the sheriff
the least the.

Speaker 16 (01:47:36):
Investigation targeting those pedaling fentanyl.

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
You know what I'm saying that the belief that was
the police.

Speaker 5 (01:48:03):
Yeah, I know you have that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
What do they call those public information officers that work
for police departments. They could teach you how to work
a cameray, Sheriff Keith, We're gonna send Vaughan out to you.

Speaker 5 (01:48:11):
It's our gift to you.

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
Just get you miked up.

Speaker 5 (01:48:14):
Give me one more clip this week in audio.

Speaker 8 (01:48:16):
Let's play a little game SeaBASS original copyright trademark game
How they Owe it's where we listened to audio and
then you guys guess how this person hurt themselves.

Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
Oh joey, oh good, of course.

Speaker 8 (01:48:34):
Holy by the way, fun accent there Australian all right, uh.

Speaker 4 (01:48:41):
Adam oh joey.

Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
Oh good, yeah, of course holy yeah. They're driving and
maybe something's getting shot towards I thought it was like gas,
like they live near gas and it sound like a
blow to I was.

Speaker 4 (01:49:06):
Thinking like something was like running toward them and they
had to get out of the way, like kind of
get His friend clearly caught fire because he says, drop
drop dropp, get down, down down.

Speaker 8 (01:49:14):
Believe your winner today is Sammy with assistance from Greg.
These are two Australians obviously drunk, and one of them says,
you don't what to do. I should get some gas
in my mouth and try to blow a fire.

Speaker 2 (01:49:26):
Drunk. It doesn't go that far.

Speaker 8 (01:49:27):
Also, I have a full the full head of hair,
so his entire face goes up. But of course, as
you hear fly, oh joey, joey, cool, my entire face

(01:49:49):
was on fire two seconds ago.

Speaker 4 (01:49:51):
Whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:49:52):
All right, well, thank you very much Sea Bass the
weekend audio. I'm gonna play you guys, one more clip.
It is because Gina was talking about this off the air.
Oh yeah, this is the director of the.

Speaker 5 (01:50:10):
Miss Universe pageant.

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
The ladies don't like him.

Speaker 7 (01:50:14):
Yeah, and someone recorded this meeting of the contestants and uh,
he called Miss Mexico dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
Don't know, And so she stood up for herself. He
called out for security. That caused several other contestants to
walk out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:50:32):
Moves the whole thing. It went on for like over
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
Literally looked like a parade.

Speaker 7 (01:50:36):
And uh, I guess he's tie, it says the Tie
official has apologized.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
Yeah, this is not a secret recording either. There's all
kinds of cameras there. Yeah, warning, fun accent ahead, here
we go. This is the moment he called Miss Mexico
dumb and it started all the drama.

Speaker 5 (01:50:53):
At least good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
It's not good for you.

Speaker 13 (01:51:04):
No knock about you, not about you, not about you.
I didn't give you opportunity to talk. Please keep your
life for me. I'm still talking. I still talking.

Speaker 9 (01:51:15):
Listen, I still keep talking to everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
Why you stand up to talk to me? No, you
have aye, but you have to lessen security security. She's

(01:51:40):
done she's done and.

Speaker 2 (01:51:41):
Talk as a woman.

Speaker 5 (01:51:43):
They need to respect from us.

Speaker 12 (01:51:45):
I'm here presenting a country, and it's not my fault
that you have promise with my organization.

Speaker 2 (01:51:50):
Talk stuck. Yeah yeah, talk talk.

Speaker 12 (01:51:55):
You can talk.

Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
Using the one girl is a block.

Speaker 5 (01:52:00):
Oh your lady, you'll keep my mouth shutting.

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
Talking. She looks a little bit like it's crazy. I mean,
because she missed something, because she wasn't supposed to be there.
Her people said, don't go to you are dumb, You
are dumby. Yeah, I mean it's stand up personally, I
think it's hilarious that you take anything like the Miss
Universe pageant this seriously. We're like, no, we're having this meeting,
I know, and don't is anybody taking minutes of this meeting?

(01:52:25):
It's the Miss Universe pageant. And it's also quite surprising.
I don't care if they do it. I'm just surprised,
you know, knowing what you know about the world and
how it works, is that they're still doing these Yeah,
they're a big deal. Well not twisting people's arms, but
their whole lives. For this dude that's running it.

Speaker 8 (01:52:41):
Yeah, he looks like he's judging by the veneers and
everything else, the plastic surgery. He looks like he's not
an offensive dude to these ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
Though, also, like, look at which country is the most
offended when it comes to this stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:52:56):
What do you mean do you think the United States
think it's the people.

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
In the United States are offended on it? Sounds like
Miss Mexico is pretty offended. I understand that she was called.

Speaker 5 (01:53:05):
I know what you're saying, just in general about the
idea of the of like a pat All.

Speaker 4 (01:53:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
Yeah, and Trump used to run it, right.

Speaker 5 (01:53:13):
One of them, I don't know, Universe was America.

Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
No, he bought it. He bought it in nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 4 (01:53:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53:22):
I don't care about the adult ones.

Speaker 7 (01:53:23):
The ones that certainly need to never happen are those
ones where they dressed the little girls up. Yeah, those
like little kid pageants.

Speaker 2 (01:53:31):
Yeah, that's so creepy, and they flirt with the judges
baby y. Yeah, there was just something I was reading about.

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:53:43):
Online retailer Sheen has banned the sale of sex dolls
on their site after France threatened to cut them off.

Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
I didn't know they had them.

Speaker 7 (01:53:51):
They accused Sheen of selling sex dolls with childlike appearances.
And said that the item description on the site made
it difficult to doubt the pedal pornographic nature of the content,
and so she and doubled down on the dollban and
they delisted all the products in their adult products category,
and so they're doing this whole review. The company released

(01:54:11):
the statement saying that the fight against child exploitation is
non negotiable for them and they're taking the matter extremely seriously.

Speaker 4 (01:54:18):
So have you seen these things?

Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
Yeah, it's really not up for debate.

Speaker 5 (01:54:23):
This is super creepy. This is a basically a toddler,
a child, and you're buying that for purposes.

Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
The argument is, well, what would you rather? Would you
rather have them have the fake one or the real one? No,
I'd rather be like, whoever orders this, we show up
at their house.

Speaker 5 (01:54:38):
And they're immediately executed.

Speaker 2 (01:54:39):
That seems to be the best.

Speaker 5 (01:54:43):
Shows next time, more fun than goner Rhea. I mean,
I've had gone a few times and i haven't had show. Well,
trying to wrap up, get the hell out of here,
Edward Body.

Speaker 7 (01:54:55):
Yeah, there's a brand new animated podcast that you should
check out.

Speaker 2 (01:54:58):
It's the Greg and Ryan Murphy Animated Podcast.

Speaker 7 (01:55:01):
If you missed it, it's a posted for you right
now on our YouTube page, YouTube dot com, slash the
Woodies Show what We also have some links posted on
our social media look for us there at the Woodi
Show today, Morgan, will they take it back? Testing limits
a very liberal return policies with the watermelon the whole
drilled in it. I got that in the podcast the
Weekend Audio, that and more. Get it by going to

(01:55:23):
the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:55:24):
Or wherever you get podcasts other then Spotify. Yep, and
you guys don't look now, but tomorrow is Friday.

Speaker 7 (01:55:34):
Coming on Friday on The Woodi Show, we will have
the Friday fail stories, the Duyq strap in for MENACE's
late night monologue, week in review, that and some of
the trending news headlines. All that more, whatever we can
do to get through the morning into the weekend as
quickly as possible will happen Friday here on the Woodies Show.

(01:55:54):
Anything you got for us in the meantime you leave
on the after hours voicemail at numbers eight seven seven four.

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
All right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:56:02):
Please Yeah, if it requires pants, it's probably not worth doing.
That's exactly how I feel out to work on a
Friday totally for the most part.

Speaker 2 (01:56:10):
Like I go today.

Speaker 7 (01:56:11):
My wife's like, you're really gonna go to the grocery
store like that. I'm like, yeah, I got like a
pair of shorts on, like workout shorts, not that I
work out, and just like the T shirt maybe not
even wore to bed the night before.

Speaker 4 (01:56:20):
Who care? What do I care?

Speaker 2 (01:56:21):
Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (01:56:22):
It doesn't matter to me. Just go in the store
for a couple of things.

Speaker 4 (01:56:25):
Done right, all right?

Speaker 7 (01:56:26):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Wood Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know would love it to appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys could suck it.
Catch back here on Friday. Have a great day. SMD
double M.

Speaker 2 (01:56:39):
I quit this bitch.