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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is a dude to the graphic nature of this program? Listeners?
Is it flies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Good morning everybody. Well we survived the weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Greg, I know, I know. There's just too much missings.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Too long, too drawn out right. It's like, let's get
to Monday.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, it's like, just enough with the downtime and the relaxing, relaxing,
so much more to do.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I need to be at my own house, not setting
your alarm before bed. Let me get back to work,
all right, Monday morning. It is November tenth, twenty twenty five.
Hello and welcome. We are the Woodies Show. My name's Woody.
That's Greg Goryhi, we got menace.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
What is up?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
China Grad is here?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Seeve Basky.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Morning to you. So ye out here.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
There's Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer. We
got von our video producer. Dumb ass Tyler is here.
He's running around here somewhere. We got bored I spy men.
She in there in the Woody Show production department. We
got the phones open for you at eight seven seven
forty four, Woody, you can send us a text over

(01:42):
to to nine eight seven. Hope you had a great weekend.
We'll get into the weekend cheers and jeers and all
the trending news headlines. Just keep you updated. Man, getting
back into the week Maybe you just tune down. You
know you're not in the know at all, so we'll
get you in the know pretty quick. I got a
dumb ass contest coming up for you today, chance to
win some stuff. Got some birthdays, porn of birthday, well
of entertainment, medicinale. Tell us all about that coming up

(02:05):
here on the Woodie Show this morning.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
So Greg, this is for you. Oh thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
So this is when you get pulled over by a cop,
you're likely to be hit with a few trick questions because.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You know these pigs they want to Now. I don't
feel that way about cops. Just for any police officers listening,
I am a supporter of the cops. I'm trying to
speak to Greg in a language she understands, because Greg
is a cop ater.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Greg Coby won't hear these questions because he's busy screaming
at them and calling him yes, exactly what I do.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Anyway, The goal of these questions is to trap you
into saying something that I'll get you to admit guilt
whatever you're about to be accused of. So these are
all things from a retired FBI agent and he's got
about three hundred thousand followers on TikTok. His name is
Steve Lazarus, and he was posting about three of these

(02:55):
questions and their purpose and explained how you should re spawn.
So this is helpful stuff. This is like educational stuff
for sure. Okay, So the first one is where are
you going or where are you coming from? Your business?
I've always heayd so where you're on your way to
I'll yeah, work or your home way home, whatever it is.

(03:17):
So this is a way to trap you into admitting
that you were at a bar or a party or
some other event that they might have then probable cause
for a potential d UI hookup, you know, way to
the liquor store because I ran out?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Does he tell us what the good answer would be?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Then?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
So the best play is to say, I'd rather not answer.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
That you can do that something.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Well, you can do that. You could say whatever you
but I thought they change the law that they can't.
They have to tell you immediately why they pulled you over.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
I think you're right. You don't have to play a
guests and game.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, okay, so I know there are some laws like
that on the books some places. That's not all places.
But it's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
You talk to any person, especially you'll watch on the
text as we're talking about this text in everybody's a
lawyer all of a sudden, right, did you you?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Did?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
You know?

Speaker 5 (04:05):
All I gotta do is show my driver's license on
the inside of my window. I don't have to walk
down with the three inches so I have a traveler.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Did you know that if a cop is on the
side of the road doing a speed trap, he's required
to have his head lights.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
On and have the car no more than a full
to the direction of traffic. And if he didn't, you're
not able to you know, take it home.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
You're totally right. People will text that. But there was
a recent thing where cops have to tell you why they.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Pull in some states. That's not that's not a rule.
Tell it to every stake and everywhere.

Speaker 7 (04:35):
I will say, when it comes to cops, sometimes they
have a pre idea of what's going on. I got
pulled over in the middle of the night on my
way to work because I was working like an overnight shift,
and they pulled me over, came at me from both
sides with flashlights, and then we're like where are you driving?
You know, where are you driving to? And I was like,
I'm going to work and they were like, what, You're
coming from a bar? And I was like, they literally

(04:57):
said back, maybe to work.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I heard you were on your way from work and
they thought you were working at like the club or something.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
In your hair.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
So the other question, so these are the three trick
questions used during traffic stops. Again, this is this retired
FBI agent. He's helping people out on TikTok and uh
going over some of these questions. What the purpose is?
How you should respond? So the where are you going?
Where are you coming from? You're just supposed to say
I'd rather not answer that, which sounds which to me,
sounds more guilty. Answer question number two, do you know

(05:36):
why I stopped? You tell me? This is just an
easy way to get you to admit guilt for whatever
you think you might have done. And so, like, I
know when I when I've been pulled over, I've said,
you know what, I wasn't paying it. I wasn't paying
attention speeding. Maybe i'd be anything, but but I go.
But but I can't. I can't tell you in any

(06:00):
kind of concrete with.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
The yeah, I have no idea I was, you know
I speak now, Yeah, paying attention to everything.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
So because my you know, my uncle was a cop
in the town that I grew up in, and he
always told me, like when you get pulled over, he goes.
The cooler that you are, the more calm that you are,
and the more forthcoming that you are, like a lot
of times they don't want to bother with it either,
you know. So like if you get unless you're doing
something crazy, like if you're going like sixty and a
twenty five, you're you're probably done for. But if you

(06:28):
were going like forty five and a twenty five, maybe
you know you you could you could be like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Sorry, man, I was offer them oral or I was
just in a rush.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Just be a girl.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
And I have found that a lot of times, Like
I very rarely got a ticket. Yeah I've gotten a
ticket before, but very I'm always super chill, super cup.
I always remember what my uncle told me. But do
you know why I stopped you? You just say no
and you leave it at that. You don't you don't
say anything outside that, just simply no, no, no, I
do not. Number three, would you mind if I took

(07:03):
a quick look inside your car? So the officer here
is just testing your level of stupidity?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh, I know what my answer would be, Oh why
do you want to see how clean it is?

Speaker 5 (07:16):
I have I have actually turned down this question at
one point, and they brought out drug dogs and everything.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, I was let go now, it's it's
not to say that it's going to be quick to
point they're going to run you through the ring.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
That's when they plant the cocaine.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Night Because I was about to say, if you have
like nothing in your car, like go ahead.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
That's to happen to me though, So Seabuss, is there
a reason?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, because you're white and a female.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, that's why it's not happened to have escalated. No,
my reason was very specific.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
It was in Florida and I had you guys, remember
when that church was going to burn those krans like
in twenty twelve. Yeah, I went down there, Oh and
I had I had the joke was I'm going to
pretend to burn a kran I didn't burn a cram,
but they were crayons.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh that's it.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Didn't even think of that when that was going on.
That was the bit on our show. Uh Rizzuto and
I my buddy was we were doing the morning show
together and we said, hey, tomorrow morning, like they're not
the only ones that can do it, We're gonna burn
and we said crayons, but people heard crayons.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Kind of like I went into the belly of the beast.
I went to the church, which, by the way, they
had fifty cops. They had everything, and I was the
only guy. I had a Koran, but I also had
Harry Potter and like some other and like eat Prey
Love or something like, you know a lot of people
are here for this, but I'm gonna burn today is
actually this demonic book, you know. And they didn't they number.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
One did not see that being funny.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
They grabbed, they grabb all the books out of my hand,
grabbed the lighter out of my hand. I was surrounded
by cops. I wasn't arrested, and they just kind of
watched me and I said, all right, well that and
then a bunch of pit pictures, et cetera. Walked back
because you couldn't park in the neighborhood by this church.
It was in a residential area. I had parked at
the publics a mile away, so I walked back to
the publics. I walked inside the publics to make sure

(09:00):
it wasn't being followed. Oh, I was followed because when
I watched that down got in Mike Van that I
was living in.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh, that also seemed pretty strange. It was full of crap.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
So and then as I'm driving away, who's got a
broken whatever tail light signal they found?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
They found, and then they.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Immediately wanted to search him. When I said no, because
who knows what I had in that thing. I don't
want to take a chance, that's when the drug dogs
came out. I got away with a ticket took.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
When you were inside the grocery store is when they
probably broke your tail light, disabled it or exact. Yeah,
So when you get the would you mind if I
took a quick look inside your car? The correct response,
according to the retired FBI agent who's helping everybody out here,
is to be polite but firm and deny that permission,
thank you. H Technically everyone has the right to remain

(09:49):
silent even during a traffic stop. So you know, aside
from turning over the required documents like your license, registration,
insurance stuff like that, you are within your legal rights
to not say anything at all. I've seen guys do that.
They get pulled over, and they video take the whole count.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Response to everything. I don't answer questions.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, or I don't answer, or they don't say anything
at all. They have their license registration and all that
stuff ready to go, and when they come up to
the only thing they'll do is hand it over and
they don't speak and they say absolutely nothing, and what
do you know, they get sent on their way.

Speaker 8 (10:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Wow, yeah, it's with the ticket.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
And it's helpful that the cop probably knows they're getting
videoed at that point.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Oh yeah yeah. My friend's dad was the head of
highway patrol and he said, the one thing that you
can do that the police always appreciate is put your
wrists on top of the steering wheel and it's like
kind of showed that where your hands are told.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
What you do is you when they ask you for ID,
you're reaching your back pocket. Real quick and whipping it,
but like a real quick jerky.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Actually, you know, I've only got one ticket and probably
in the past fifteen years, and I've done that every
single time, and I've had I've been pulled over many
more times than that, and they always, uh, I appreciate
that I do that, So they have acknowledged it and
not giving me a taken ten two.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
His hands are ten and two, but his middle fingers are.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Pointing yeah, right right, double bird. That's where great does
it wrong?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
While they play all their games? Do you know why?
I will just tell me exactly how.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
On? Yeah, yeah, And.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
I think as a middle aged woman, all all I
would ever say to them is I've seen en up
date line to say, oh, thank you.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Nope, that's a cute little line.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Hopefully we've saved you some grief this morning. And again
thanks to us, Steve Lazarus, you retired FBI agent helping
everybody out. We've got phones opening here at eight seven
seven forty four, Woody text us over to two two
nine eight seven. We got more Woody Show coming up
for you next.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Hang on.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Right after these messages, what's.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
The Woody Show? Podcast?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Listeners?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
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I'm talking theme park tickets at Habitburger in South Pasadena
Saturday November fifteenth. Then on Friday, November twenty eight, I'll
be at Lazy Dog Restaurant Downy, California June to three
pm with TCL televisions. We're giving away TV and I

(12:19):
have more tickets to give away, but it ain't over.
On Monday, December first, I'll be at Lazy Dog Rancho
Cucamonga from five pm to eight pm giving away another
TV and more tickets. So write those down. I'll see
you there. In the meantime, keep enjoining The Woody Show
podcast The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Hi, welcome back everybody. It's Monday. It's November tenth. Menace
this day in history. I know you're putting final touches
on your report, lovely. I see you working very hard.
There's some breaking news. Oh okay, well a second, it's
texting Blake lavering it was today, Greg in nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, so nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Nice. Nice, That Sesame Street debut on PBS.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, and that that.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Story last week about it. It was like the new season
or no. SeaBASS had that for the week weekend audio,
but then we broke down words. But anyway, today is
Sesame Street Day and that's that's the reason why. But
it's also National Vanilla Cupcake Day. Hell yeah, yeah, it's
International Accounting Day, Area Code Day, which people take way

(13:32):
too much pride in different area codes.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
True world stupidest tattoo you can get, by the way.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Totally World Immunization Day. It's World Orphans Day. Yeah, stop
making kids and just adopt them if we're going to
do that with with pets and stuff.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Making you feel a shamed about it, and they make
adoptions so easy.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, oh you just had a new baby. Cool, how
about this adopting one? You loser?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Stopped making kids, saying Seabas days, World Science Day, every
day is and it's a Marine Corps Day's Marine Corps birthday,
so he wrote to the Marines. All right, so we've
got the birthday's porn of birthday. But first menace this
breaking news.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, there's a lot of breaking news entertainment, but there
was one that happened right when we're getting off the
air on Friday, and I want to share it because
it has to do with our boy Diddy, and Diddy
does Sammy, Sammy. I don't know if you saw over
the weekend, but he got busted drinking alcohol in prison. No, yes,

(14:36):
and he you know, he told us he was gonna
be on the straight and narrow, and he was sober
for the first fire in twenty five years. Now.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
It's just like the stuff they make.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
In yeah, like ketchup and old fruit.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Right, well, prison, let me bring it down for you.
He yes, he got busted drinking alcohol in prison, which
was made with Fanta sugar and apples. Yeah, and they
let it sit in prison for two weeks and then
they start drinking. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
We tried this cemented in high school. We did this
with basically the same idea, Like we took bread, apples
and like cool latest and then put in a bag
and it made us a whole bar.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
On a show and you have to burp it every
couple of days.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Well, that's what I was going to say, like science
to sea Bass, let's try it Fanta sugar and apples.
All right, he can't get the rock in there, probably not.
So there is no updates yet on what his prison
punishment for this were going to find out. No, no,
you make the suggestion.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
She says that now because she's got a boyfriend, so
she wants to see how that plays. You better believe
that if that, if this relationship with Steamboat will it
doesn't work out, she'll be campaigning and petitioning for him
for early release.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
I didn't realize that was attracted to him as well
as advocating form.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Oh you didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I didn't know you had a sexual desire for personal
All right, Well, we were kind of talking about this
in the office, this this other story here, but I
thought I'll bring it to the forefront because it keeps
on getting brought up. Now, Morgan, do you want to
fight Cindy Sweeney because she said that she will do
a charity boxing match.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Oh, I'd love to fight.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
During an interview, she was asked like, would she fight
for real? And she said, yeah, I'm totally down to
do a charity boxing match. She's in that new movie Christy.

Speaker 8 (16:26):
Yeah, which I can't wait to see. I wonder how
much she weighs though, because you know her honkers probably waiting.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah, but she's kind.

Speaker 9 (16:32):
Of small, so yeah, she gained weight for that role.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
I wonder for the same weight.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Hey, let me let me ask a question. So you've
been looking for sparring partners. Yes, and you ask Sea
Bass to do it?

Speaker 10 (16:43):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
I did, and he said no.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Basically why though, I don't know what the point would be, like,
she needs help.

Speaker 8 (16:50):
I'm used to the people I'm already sparring with, and
I need to mix it up so I can get better.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
I mean I will if you guys want it.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I don't want to. Here's the thing. I don't want to.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
There's such a time doing it, Like if we could
do it here in the studio somehow, I'm up for that.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Okay, I think you don't want to spend a bunch
of time, don't you don't you work out anyway?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, but that's you know, no offense. That really wouldn't
be working out.

Speaker 9 (17:10):
Someone trained.

Speaker 8 (17:11):
You should realize that fighting is pretty exhausted intensity.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
That's not what I'm saying. Uh, it's reference. Well, you're
a feminist, so that doesn't make sense either.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Because of that.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
I don't want to hit a woman, but you should
be willing to make me better hashtag hit no women
world whatever.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
You should know. She should be able to take a punch.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's very I'm very conflicted. But how about we do this?

Speaker 5 (17:38):
I will do We'll do something I'm not against in general,
helping Morgan. You can wear head gear if you're really
that Are you nervous about are.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
You too confident?

Speaker 5 (17:48):
It's a classic lose lose situation because if I, if I,
if I don't go hard and she beats me lost
to a girl.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
But if I if I, you know, but.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
There's winners and loser in sparring, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Sparring is not where you a while out to knock
me out.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, but if he bunched it pretty hard in the face,
then I see what he says. This is what we
should do. This is what we should do. Just tie
one hand behind your back and then they'll say it's fair.

Speaker 6 (18:12):
No, it's this is Morgan we're talking about. She's fine.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I think this is Morgan. Yeah, but the internet is
not gonna see this.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
Well, who cares. It's Morgan's decision. She's for it.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Hold on, everybody, you guys are making this way too difficult.
She just wants sparring partners. She thought that Sea Bass
might be interested in doing it, and he was very
quick to shut it down. So I just wanted to
know why. But like he's saying it, it's more like
a like a fight, but it's not a fight. It's
just sparring. She's literally looking She works out on this,
you know, doing the fighting training all the time, looking

(18:47):
for sparring partners. That's it.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
You can do basically touch sparring where you're you're you're
you're throwing faster hands, but you're not really you're not
connecting hard.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
Morgan's trying to keep this simple and you're making it competently.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Either one catches one, it's gonna be awesome anyway. All right, Okay,
so yeah, so would you would fight between Hopefully that
would happen. That would be pretty fun. And I'm sure
she would make a trillion dollars off of it. Yeah she, uh,
you know, puts it on Netflix or something like that.
All right. Actress Billy Bobby Brown, she's getting a little

(19:20):
bit Lly Bobby Brown, Nelly Billy Bobby Brown. Yeah, she's
in Stranger Things. She's eleven if you don't know, not
actually like the age eleven. She is called eleven.

Speaker 9 (19:32):
What she plays eleven and Strangers?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, I thought she was eleven years old.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I had her confusion, different character.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Anyway, so Billy Bobby Brown, Billy Bobby Brown.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
She's catching a little bit of flak though, because she
was seen on the Red Carpet and she was laughing
and smiling with David Harbor, who she filed a complaint
against she did allegedly for bullying her on set and
being really mean. But now this is what all the
entertainment websites saying that she filed this report. Now, just

(20:03):
to go back, this is allegedly she filed this report.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
Okay, people are being online regular harassment, nothing.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Nothing sexual. It's all goods.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
But to be clear, it's just regular.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
You know, is just really mean me non sexy.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
But again this is all alleged that filing even happens.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Like this does ball breaking constitute like on the.

Speaker 9 (20:29):
She's a child though on a set with.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Him used to be a child. Here's the thing is,
this has happened to a few people. And again I'm
no fan of Ellen. I could care less about, could
not care less about Jeff Garland. But I feel like
a lot of people have gotten screwed over over the
people from around the H word, a lot of harassment,
and you ask what it means and they can't tell
you even the specifics.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
And it's just like general meanness or nice. It's it's
code for disgruntled employees or or like some pansy who
can't handle the real world.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
Even have with Bill Murray or COVID. Remember, yes, yeah,
used to.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Be put her for too long And now what's what's
going on?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
People?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah, you gotta be careful on these streets, you guys.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
That's why not boxing Morgan.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, time for the birthdays.

Speaker 9 (21:11):
Say we're gonna Shiday.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
We won't sit Shiday. And you know, we don't do
not to say that she was asking for it, but
in this case, it's on record that she's literally asked
for it. Oh wow, Your birthdays today is starting with
the celebrities. Happy birthday to Tracy Morgan, who's fifty seven today.

(21:37):
You know who's a star is shining bright right now?
Is Walton Doggin?

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Oh he's the best.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Who's that.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
White Loaders series?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
He was gored the first time I became aware of
him was with the Shield. Oh yeah, he was great
on the Shield.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Uh. He's fifty four today. Ellen Pompeo, doctor Meredith Gray,
and Gray's anatomy is fifty six, Josh Peck from Josh
and Are from Drake and Josh is thirty nine.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
You got Sinbad? Greg? How old is Sinbad?

Speaker 3 (22:07):
If you had to get I would guess Shot in
the Dark sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Sixty nine, He May Not Free seventy and Miranda Lambert
is forty two years old today.

Speaker 9 (22:19):
I love her.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Your porn of birthday is Britney Amber. Two whore names.
That's true, right, Brittany and Amber. Today's birthday girl. She
has swallowed more swimmers and a great white shark in
one and twenty one fine films, including I Banged a
Black Guy with My step Mom.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
She was in Binging on Boobies Volume one. Brittany is
the recipient of an anal cavity filling. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
She was in Hot Lesbian Fun Volume one, also an
ass built for anal and who can forget her unfreed
role in finger Licking Good. That's a Brittany Amber who's
thirty nine years old Today, Metroporner birthday, Your celebrity birthdays
and that a little Monday morning. Look what's happening around
the world of entertainment?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
You're on the WOODI Show.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
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(24:20):
little follow up after the celebrity report there, so we
you know all these different you were talking about music biopics.
The Bruce Springsteen won the Michael jacksonon Just That Trailer
God like tens of millions of views in the first
like twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
I blame the Queen one.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I think it really started this current trend, at least
that one too. So this is the latest Forbes list
of the highest paid dead celebrities. Okay, so you're not
even a lot. This is what they say. You want
to make money while you sleep. I don't care what
happens when I'm dead, but they call it mailbox money, right, Like,
so whether it's your investments or you started a business

(25:00):
and so now you got people running the business and
then just the proceed to the profits. They just they
roll your way. But you're not out there, you know.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
Yourself, making money from the juice.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
These people were making so much money just being dead.
Prince and Arnold Palmer at number ten on the list,
eleven million dollars a year.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Damn it, Prince is dead.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah. John Lennon twelve million dollars.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Still he's doing all right.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Bob Marley thirteen million, Jimmy Buffett fourteen million. He died, right, yeah, yeah, no,
I forgot Elvis seventeen million, and number six now the
top five Miles Davis twenty one million dollars a year.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Ever, is that tracks?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
It's it's a based off their pre tax earnings from
sales and other licensing deals.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, to be.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Licensing because yeah, no one's streaming. I mean, I'm sure
people are, but not that much.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Number four on the highest paid dead Celebrities, Biggie the
Notorious Big Yeah, eighty million dollars.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
I still heed this to hear his stuff in commercials
all the time.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Richard Wright and Sid Barrett of Pink Floyd eighty one
million dollars year. Number two on the list. The number
two celebrity dead celebrity on the list Doctor Seuss Doctor
eighty five million dollars. Wow. And then number one, can
we guess?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
I think it's obvious. Ye, Greg, go for it.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Michael Jackson five million dollars and his kids get that.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
That's a good question. I was in charge of the estate.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, but that's dead right.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
The kids are getting money. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
Does anyone else has more terrifying eyebrows than Michael Jackson's father?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
I can picture we interviewed him.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
Oh my god, we can't.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
But we were doing like a broadcast from the Grammys.
They did that bigg Rammy Radio Row broadcasting and they
bring through all kinds of people. One year, it was, uh,
you know Joe Jackson and at the time, really, what
are you talking to Joe Jackson about? He was selling
colognes at malls. Yeah, he was the right in the
middle of the mall. So weird and this is what

(27:12):
he was promoting. It was so weird, very odd. Yeah,
it was very strange. I mean he was okay, but
he's I mean, obviously he was a very bad person.
Was a tough day, Yeah, tough days, abusive dad. But yeah,
so that I thought that was so strange.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's very odd and very scary.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
It's one of his I think it's his, uh nephew.
Is it Michael Jackson's nephew who's playing Michael in that movie? Yes,
his nephew. I knew it was a family member. Interesting.
So yeah, one hundred and five million dollars a year
about it.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Says here it's his kids, his mom and several charities series.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Eight seven, seven forty four Woodie Text of Course two
two nine, eight seven, also in.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
The news sources saying there's a possibility of Woody hemorrhoids
being back.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Development and give you the latest updates.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
One available now more of the Woodie Show. Well we
are into another due insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
That is menace.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yes High Street?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah yeah, great, Gory.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Is here, I see bass, Sammy's here, Morgan's here.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Hi Morgan, what's up?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
My name is Woody.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Some people tell you I'm the nicest man with the
biggest heart. Others will tell you I'm the biggest a
hole they've ever met. So believed them both. They got
the version they earned. You know, I'm a collector of
quotes and I saw that over the and I loved it.
I'm like, oh my god, the version nailed it. No notes,
that's a good Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Right, that's very good.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Some people tell you I'm the nicest man with the
biggest heart. Others will tell you I'm the biggest a
hole they've ever met. Believe them both. They got the
version they earned, and that is true. My my wife
saw that and she's like wow, she goes, do.

Speaker 11 (29:02):
They know you?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Did in person?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Know you before they wrote that? Right? Well, anyway, I
hope you had a great weekend. Morgan said that she
had kind of like a road rage.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Oh nothing going on? That is that your cheer or
your jeer because that you're fighting. I finally got a
chance to fight a real person and you and.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
I would never like fight in the streets like that,
but my cheers.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, right, it's all about the sport.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Yeah, I've kind of like mastered the art of road rage, though,
I think.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Because I had this altercation.

Speaker 8 (29:32):
We were both in our own cars, never got out
and got physical, right, But yesterday this guy was on
the side of me. He was mad that I was
trying to parallel park and holding him up whatever. So
he has his window down. We're yelling at each other.
He's calling me a bitch, I'm calling him like other things.
But here's the secret that I've figured out that's worked
the last few times for me. I do it with

(29:52):
a smile and like like I'm laughing, so I don't
show them that I'm angry. I don't show that I'm
you know, actually mad at the And then in turn,
that made this other guy so mad at me like
they do his I'm laughing at him like ha, you
fn R word or blah blah blah, and He's like
like angry and confused, like why is she laughing?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
You have the benefit of being a woman, true too,
Like the guy's not gonna flip out and beat you up. Yeah,
well most guys most likely.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
He was pretty mad, but Oliver like, if Menace did
that same thing, Menace might get his face beat in
what just smiling, No, I'm saying saying those things and
kind of mocking and laughing, you know, but the fact
that you're a woman, you're gonna get you know a
little more.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Whatever way, whatever it takes. Because he drove off and
then I felt so like, oh I want that.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
You do all the verbal stuff while smiling, and then.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
It and just showed like, don't show that.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
It affects it as that she's mastered the yard of
road rays so far, okay.

Speaker 8 (30:50):
Jeer, until it goes bad, jeer. And this happens from
time to time. But I'll get stuff in the mail
from my alma mater, which is University of Arkansas, and
I hate years them, but they're asking me for money again,
and that pisses me off because I paid them all
the money, you know, I paid my way through school.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
And it's like, you know, that's what I'll call you.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Yeah, donate blah blah blah.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
But that's not like my real gears. Because then that
got me thinking over the weekend. My diploma, like they
hand you, like the physical thing, right and you open
it and your piece of papers in there? My piece
of papers not in there, like they never mailed it
to me. Inside my diploma just says like, you know,
we'll mail you your.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Picture.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
And they're still asking me for money and they didn't
even send me.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
So it's like the generic picture that comes.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
What did you brand?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Did you move or something they can send?

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Yeah, it's probably my fault.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Well, we got to get you your diploma.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Yeah, I don't reach out to them. I just don't
want them to ask me for money.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
And you know you deserved the diploma. You not only
earned it, but you paid for it.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, you get that in the frame.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Get that I did pay for that. Yeah of them,
because they think they're going to get more money out
of me, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
That's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Man, It's what what are your weekend?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Cheers and jeers?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Cheers? I went to a barbecue festl and that ruled
hard and it's cool just to like just see I
don't know, Like sometimes when you go out to events
like that, you think about the pandemic times when none
of that was happening, and going there and just seeing
a lot of people just having fun. Was it a

(32:28):
competition or is it just like it was just a
barbecue festival, No competition, just people have just a bunch
of different barbecue places out there, and then people just
hanging out and playing like mini golf, and the police
were out there and it's like dunk a copy and
I was like, I was thinking of Greg. I was like,
Greg would have got all the balls right to dunk
the cops. Yeah, I would have done it.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
But the balls were like three thirty million dollars. Can
you not worth it?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Can you buy some for me? But yeah, it was
just a good time. Just it's fun to see a
lot of friends out there just having a good time.
And then my gears is is adult acne and Greg,
I think you suffer from this, right, you're talking about once?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, it's just utter bullish. It's like, thanks a lot, God,
I went through this as a teenager.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
You mean like one's it or do you mean like
a cluster of I had two zits? I had one
on my nose luckily it cleared up by today, and
one of my nose, and then one like in my ear?
Why in your ear? Yeah? And I'm like, why is
this happening? I go, I'm an adult. I shouldn't be
having acting anymore. I never really had a huge issue

(33:37):
with acne, luckily when I was a teenager. But when
I do get a ZiT, man, it is so deep
rooted that and I want to put pressure on it
and just get rid of it. But then it happens,
nothing happens, and then I'll just like bruise and I
will just be a huge eye sore even worse so

(33:57):
adult adult acne. I I feel you, guys, if you've
gone through it, it's a struggle. It sucks.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
There's the stuff that my wife's got. I forget who
makes it. It's in a really tiny tube and it's
I've seen it at the grocery store, so it's not
like one of these things you have to go to
the special place to get it. I forget who makes
out to find out, But man, I tell you, put
like a little dab of that stuff on whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
It's like gone by the next and I'm exaggerating by
saying gone the next day. But by the next day
it is already halfway done, really, and then by the
day after that it's pretty much unknose. It takes the
redness out and it finds like if you have like
one of them good undergrounders.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
It kind of brings it to the surface things. Man. Yeah,
it's it's in a little tiny looks like like what
ham lotion would come in, like a little tube kind
of thing with a screw on cap on the end,
and you get and it's got an orange and white bottles.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Is it nutrit on the spot?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
That sounds familiar?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Getting it?

Speaker 6 (35:00):
Yeah, that's when I have to nutri gena on the
spot acne tree spots, orange and white box.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
That's it. Wait wait wait, wait, hold.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
On vanish way all talk okay, rapid no here he is?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
This is it?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
A right on the spot?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Is not as good. I got tricked because I thought
that's what my wife had bought, and I was on
the road and I had a honker okay, and so
I stopped in like a CBS and I got it.
It's it's nutrigena, but it is, and it's bringing it up.
Rapid clear, Yes, yeah, rapid clear acne eliminating spot treatment gel.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
That's what it right there, Gina, No, I got one
right here.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
That's that's what it is. Great, Okay, yeah, all right,
this stuff works.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Okay, getting yeah, nice, Yeah, going to get it too.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, it's it's a little tiny It's got listed on
CBS here for eleven forty nine.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
That's not bad.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, it's I'm saying a lot of stuff. My wife
is actually where she gets it. But this stuff that
I just saw at the grocery store. It's a little, tiny,
little tiny toe and you just need a little a
little dab and he's just.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Yeah, or is it like white crest?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
No? No, no, it's clear.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
I don't know if it's an actual ZiT. But have
you ever gotten what you think is a it on
your shaft? It's so disconcerting.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah, I told you, I told that story.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Right.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Oh of course you end up in the hospital.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
No, I thought. I thought. I was like, oh, what
the hell's going on to have these little white bumps
on my rod? And this is like my senior year
of high school.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
I just recently got out of like one of those schools,
right the way in Alabama, and so I freaked out.
I didn't know what to do, and so I, uh,
I told my mom about it, and she thought she
thought maybe it was like uh, you know something I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I'm thinking like.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
STD maybe or whatever. But looking back, how stupid. What
it was is like we were out in the middle
I told you, like the wilderness, because and I was
out there for better part of ten months, living outside
and whatever. And so when you would go into like
basically the outhouse, you know what I mean, that was
your only real time because it was otherwise uh where

(37:06):
everybody was showered be like open showers, right, and so
you'd have to go into like the in your teenager,
So you go into.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
The the outhouse to crank one out. You know, your
hands are not exactly super clean, so you're basically.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Grinding dirt, grime and dirt and whatever, like right, your
shaft and things get you know, clogged up, and so
you get like these so gross it is. But like,
so I went there and I'm like relieved that it
wasn't something more. At the same time, Mega embarrassed was like.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Oh yeah this uh.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
As they're like torn around as they're tooling around on
your shaft and like taking a good look and kind
of poking at it and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
They're going, yeah, this is a you know what, this
can this can clear up very simple. It's just a
little uh lackning here for a while, acting on my
penis disgusting, but it was it was It was from
it was from cranking them out with dirty hands in
the middle of the woods.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
You live like an animal.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
It sucked. So imagine, dude, imagine how gross like caveman chafts,
white heads and black Do you ever think like a
caveman was like sitting around a fire, like you know,
there's like board and you know what, like may just
tug one out.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
They probably had mad ut.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I oh my god, the soul bush. Imagine cave lady bush.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
The belly button to the knees. He's get out, Get
the hell out of my house.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
In Jesus name, I pray the Lord.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
The wooded show.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I consistently set the standards excellence on everything congratulation. I
supported a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them
informally contributing to our value of learning and development. You
are a hero.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Five six said a week ago. I popped an ingrown hair.
This is based on menace is jeer for adult pimples
and adult acting Like why you You already went through
that as a kid? Like why still happening? Said this text.
I popped an ingrown hair, turned into a full on
skin infection. Looks disgusting. Went to urgent care.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
They suggested I take STD tests and I took a
shot of antibiotics.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
In the butt. The worst weekend of the year, but
I'm HIV in herpie free choice. One of the actual
news headlines this morning gena grad.

Speaker 6 (39:38):
Well, it's now been forty days since the government shutdown started,
but there's finally a little progress, you guys. The Senate
voted last night on a plan to fund the government
through the end of January. Actually passed.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yeah. I'm confused by this because it doesn't mean that
the government's open, right.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Yes, it's like some kind of santule thing. Exactly, yeah, exactly.
So lawmakers still need to get the details together, so
the official reopening could take a few more days. But
it's looking like federal workers will start getting paid again
with back pay. Furloughed employees will go back to work. Meanwhile,
the FA had to cancel about yeah, four thousand flights
and delay more than seventy five hundred over the weekend

(40:15):
because of air traffic control shortage, and even after the
shutdown ends, it could take up to a week for
flights to get back to normal. So this is just
to get the people paid and back to work.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah, because I saw, like there's already you know, fighting
now over this, because this is this is why this
might not even mean that the government reopens, because there's
still a way for I guess there were some of
the Democrats who changed their mind, yeah, and decided to
you know, compromise on whatever. I don't really fully understand,

(40:50):
which pissed off the rest of the Democrats, And so
they're the ones who are I guess able to either
slow things up or keep this from going through to
at least get here's the thing. I understand that you
want more, and fine, that's like, let's debate it out.
But in the meantime, so many people have not been
paid for forty days. Other people are furloughed, laid up whatever, fired. Uh,

(41:11):
bring those people back. Let's get people paid, and like
take between now and the end of January to figure
the rest of that stuff outlayed vote. Yeah, this is
the wrong I mean, there's no good time of the year,
but dude, come on, we're getting into the holidays and stuff.
This is the wrong time of the year to do
this to people.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
They're playing chess with people's lives.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
They don't care about it, Like, just put let's put
all the other crap aside for a second and let's
just get let's just get things going. So these people,
because they're still, like we've talked about before, the people
who are debating this in the government, they're still getting paid.
They're getting paid. So let's get everybody else paid and
then you guys could figure it out. They had to
do this because the travel around Thanksgiving, Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
Well, and that's just the precursor to Christmas. So yeah, Well,
on Sunday Night football, the Chargers crush the Steelers, who've
now lost three of their last four games.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
You put that detail in their thing, and I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
I just wanted to make sure it's ripped in well.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Earlier in the table.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
Yeah, earlier into the day, the Rams beat the forty
nine Ers forty two to twenty six. Dolphins blew out
the Bills thirty to thirteen. The Saints beat the Panthers
seventeen to seven, and the Jets picked up their second
win of the season against the Browns twenty seven to twenty.
Week ten wraps up tonight with a big one at
lambeau Field with the Packers hosting the Eagles. And if

(42:26):
you watched any football yesterday, you probably heard that former
NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabu died. During his time in charge,
the league grew from twenty eight teams too, how many
more teams?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
How many minutes? How many teams they have now? Thirty
thirty two?

Speaker 6 (42:40):
Yep, thirty two, and most of the NFL either built
or started building new stadiums. Tagleibu also remembered for helping
expand the league's TV reach. A lot of players, coaches,
owners all shared tributes to him the impact he had
on the game. His family said he died from heart
failure complicated by Parkinson's. He was eighty four years old
and the only reason I knew his name so well

(43:01):
because my very eccentric father one year dressed up as
him for Halloween. He's like, I'm NFL Commissioner Paul tagli was.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
A sportscaster for fifty Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Also, you recognize the Baltimore Ravens and the Bengals as teams. Yeah, okay,
yeah they are teams. I don't like them, but I
put the thirty count out there, but I mean the
Jets are included that number. I mean technically thirty two.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Well, nobody won Friday Nights Mega Millions drawing, so the
jackpot is now up to nine hundred million. No one
even matched all five white balls, which would have been
worth millions on its own.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Right ball, white ball, your favorite gems?

Speaker 6 (43:40):
Oh yeah, bring him near my face. This makes thirty
nine drawings in a row with no jackpot winner, which
happens to be the longest streak of the game's history,
and the nine hundred million dollar prize now ranks the
eighth largest ever. There has been bigger ones than nine
hundred millions.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
About that Mega millions, but like the power our ball
is one point Yeah, easy to.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Think about those kind of numbers. If someone wins tomorrow,
the cash payout after taxes not worth playing. Don't bother
two hundred and sixty one million. Here's a really sad story.
An eighteen year old girl died on a Carnival cruise
ship over the weekend. Her name is Anna Kepner, and
her family says she was set to graduate high school
this year. She was going into the military. We don't
have a lot of details really at all, but according

(44:24):
to reports, it happened on the Carnival Horizon and it
was making its way back from the Caribbean. So far,
there's really no information on how she died, but the
FBI has been brought into the investigation and we'll let
you know if we find out anything. Well, we might
need our buddy dumbass Tyler for this one, because Cleveland
guardians Pitcher Is, Luis Ortiz and Emmanuel Classe.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
By the way, before you get into yes, when we're
bringing dumbass Tyler here, his mom. Oh, a giant and
I don't want to call that a tray.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
It's a dish, a turkey roasting pan.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, yeah, like you'd see like in those those things,
like they cater a meal and they have little Sterno's
fire and yeah, this giant thing of of cookies. These
are like their chocolate chips, But like you said, there
are something else in them. I can't taste the other
whatever's in them. They are oatmeal chocolate chip, o meal
chocolate chip. But the sod for they are so good.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
They're literally the best cookies I may have ever had
in my entire Dude, thank you, missus.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Shout out to your mom.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah, she said, I said, in the most respectful way.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
You tell your mom, was.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Tyler, tell your mom? We said, what the cookies? Tell
your mom? Or cookies delicious?

Speaker 6 (45:37):
Yea, they are incredible, really having Duncan minding coffee.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
All right, anyway, sorry, back to the pictures.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
So let's talk about Louis Ortiz and Emmanuel class They've
been indicted for fraud, conspiracy, and bribery in an alleged
pitch rigging scheme. So core papers say the two worked
with betters to throw bad pitches on purpose so gamblers
could win their prop bets during games. Class A allegedly
started doing this in mid twenty twenty three, or Tease
joined him allegedly this past June. And the scheme made

(46:04):
better is about four hundred and fifty thousand dollars, So.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
I'm not quite sure, like what were they betting on?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
So they were betting on whether a pitch would pass
a certain mile an hour mark, like say over under
was like ninety four and a half.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Some of y'all are degenerates, yea or yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
They were also betting whether or not certain pitches would
be balls or strikes. So they would team up and
he would let them know, like, hey, the third pitch
I throw, I'm gonna spike it in the dirt. Bet
it to be a ball, and so he would just
spike it on purpose. Wait, so you can bet that quickly.
So the next pitch, I could say, is going to
be a heater ninety seven miles an.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Hour basically in lifetime.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Certain sports betting websites will let you bat like to
the millise or let you bet to the Millisecyeah, I
need some links.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
They already had their bets in already because it was
a planned thing.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Right yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
But sometimes like it won't come because you don't know
when that picture is going to come into the game,
if at all. So sports bets or sports betting sites
they may not have it until that guy enters said game.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
And like I said to them, so bad, repeate Rose,
that's so sad, well, because.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
You know he never made it into the Hall of Fame,
but he was betting on his own team right to win,
to win?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah, who gears?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
All right?

Speaker 6 (47:20):
Well, both were suspended earlier this season and it's being investigated.
Ortiz has been arrested. Class is still wanted by authorities.
If they get convicted, they could face each sixty years
in prison.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
That's ridiculous, that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
So I guess it's because there's conspiracy, there's money laundering involved,
there's bribery involved.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
So just stacking charges on charge on top of that,
the guy.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Who go to prison for less for murders they put
in like the wire fraud all that kind of Now,
the one thing I don't get is Class A doing
this because this guy is a multi time all start
he was making six million this year and he did
this for a couple thousand bucks.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Are they going to use this do you think to
try to unravel the whole sports betting thing, because the
more of these stories that happen and people are being
defrauded basically like your betters are being defrauded because they
always are.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Right, Well, here's my conspiracy theory, and Tyler, you tell
me what you think. If he was only making a
few thousand dollars and he's already doing just fine on
his own. Something tells me he got a little encouragement,
maybe from I don't know, organized crime or something. Legs well,
it was a two thousand dollars. Why would he do
something like that.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
I mean, some of these guys, they come from third
world countries and who knows what goes on down there.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yeah, you those boys.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Back there in a little bit of trouble. They need
a little financial help.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Pabery has six million dollars, but he might have already
bought his Bentley and.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
You and you hear about millionaires shoplifting. Maybe it's just.

Speaker 6 (48:52):
For the sport.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Well.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
Finally, Starbucks says they're sorry for all the drama that
their new barrista cups have caused. You guys, the cups
were these last week and people were lining up as
early as one am to have the chance to buy
these stupid things. The only problem is that Starbucks didn't
make enough.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
Reports came in from all over, people arguing, yelling at
store employees. I'm getting in fist fights online.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
It's even worse on.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Dogs, I know, getting up at one in the morning
to get in line.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
This ye pop, look look at it. Look I get it.
And it's smart to keep them limited because that's how
you keep them. That's what happened.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Well.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Online, it's even worse, scalpers reselling these stupid things for
as as ninety grand.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Fifty grand, here's the one that's for eighty nine thousands,
go right, And then Tyler found me a bunch of
these other ones, and each one of these is going
for fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 11 (49:46):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
No, it's buying like it's listening or best offer. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
The best part about those is that if you pay
the fifty grand, they're still going to make you pay
for shipping.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah yeah, plus nine.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Dollars and six cents for delivery.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Good leaven.

Speaker 6 (50:02):
Those Starbucks apologize customers they're not buying it. They want
their Bear cups, and they say that the campaign has
done nothing but fuel resale at absurd prices.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
That's how it works, because if you are a citizen
of this country, you're entitled to this company.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
And you must be your bear resta cup.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
That's right, you must have it.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
That's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Tyler was like, see, but just some dumb millionaires. They're
buying the just money to blow And I'm like, dude,
you have it all wrong. It's dumb poor people who
spend that kind of money on that kind of on
that kind of crap. The rich people are not spending
money like that, not not on the bear.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Cup Starbucks, because typically to get rich you can't be
that our word right, or or you're just like a
crazy good or you know, super cheap person or a
big saver like you're not.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
You're not spending your money on stuff like this. It's
the people who don't have it who spend the money
on the bear resta cup, which which is even more
sad the way you have.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
For me, like a for real's rich rich rich person. Dude,
you can't even tell that they have money.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
They're not spending money on the barrista cup. Why they
paid somebody. They probably paid somebody to stand in line
for it.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
If they really wanted it that bad, Yeah, they'd pay
somebody to stand in line at one o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
They're not doing that. They're certainly not going to the
secondary market to get the bars. There was one story, uh,
this woman, I guess there was one Starbucks location. She
paid one of the employees and she got the entire
like box of their barrista cups and she was using
them as gifts for her clients.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Smart.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
That's what the rich person's doing.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
The rich person's figuring out a deal with the employees
to get him in the first place, then turn around
and give them to the employees, who then bring her
even more money in.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
That's smart. Yeah, all right, that's how you do it.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Every driving there in their challenger and trying to flip
them all and parking in the handicapped spot with a
placard that you don't even need.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
He somehow, God boy.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
You really profiled this versuon down to a te FBI.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Did don't blame me, Gene Morgan. On scale one to ten,
what would you give the Woody Show?

Speaker 5 (52:15):
I want to say six to seven, but I'm sticking
with six.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Little perspective earlier in the week. It's always hard to
get through this this part of the week, but it
could always be worse. Sixty five year old guy was
at the Grand Canyon late last week. He slipped and
fell over the edge. I don't go out to these
like nature things. Yeah, we cover this a thousand times, right, guys,
get the word out. Yeah, just look at photos. It

(52:44):
occurred on the Western rim side first of all, rim
of the canyon. They're not sure what he was doing there,
but tories they got the nine one one call saying
that he had slipped on some loose rocks and just
fell about one hundred and thirty feet down on the
side of the canyon to Yeah, so he did.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Yeah sucks.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
His body has been recovered. And then this woman in Nebraska,
she just hit a mature milestone after she's made it
to the age of twenty years old after being born
without a brain. Huh did you see this headline? No,
her name is Alex Simpson. And when she was born,
doctors realized she had this rare condition that just left

(53:26):
her with a pinky's worth of brain matter. Oh god,
they're at the base of her skull. And at first
the doctor said that she wouldn't make it past four
years old, surprise that long. But then she did, and
then they said, well, she probably won't make it a five,
and then she did and now here she is twenty
years old. Wow, she's missing the parts of her brain
that are capable, you know, making her see and hear

(53:47):
and things like that. But her family says that she's
aware of what's going on around her. My question is
how how do they know?

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Hell, well, she gets to drink next year, so that rules.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
Yeah, yeah, cocktails.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Because People News sent me the email about it, and
this is that the yeah is that we're looking at heney.
Oh wow, that's rude. Yeah, if you want to similar,
if you want to take a look, we'll have it
on our Instagram story. I found a picture of sam

(54:22):
and she called for sipping on a drink that's got
these like munchkin donuts. Well, is that what your your
Halloween costume one year?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (54:30):
I was a dun king.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Oh that's right, the bed affleck.

Speaker 9 (54:34):
And you put the little munchkins on them.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
It's pretty cute.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
I find it highly offensive, Sammy. I mean it sucks.
It sucks for the family. But I guess if you're
if you're the girl you don't know, you don't, I
don't know what is the point if you knew what
you you don't end them.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I know you can. You can't.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Not a thing.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
You should be able to though people.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
I don't say that to be callous. I say that
because we have this conversation about animals exactly right, Like
if your dog was in a situation where it was
just life. Yeah, they would say it's the humane thing.
But people, we don't give that luxury to because what
what what life is this? Especially if she's completely unaware

(55:19):
you're born. The family says that she's aware, But I'm
wondering if that's just like the family.

Speaker 9 (55:23):
They have this the family knows she's aware.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Well, I guess you could doctors and stuff, but I
mean if she reacts no vision at all, That's why
I said, like the parts of her brain that would
make her capable of seeing and hearing she doesn't have. Yeah,
so like you literally don't have. It's not like all
of a sudden, you know, it's just not firing like
you don't. There's no brain matter there. There's just this

(55:49):
they said, like a little pinky sized thing that.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
Yeah, and that's I mean, there's so that's like you said,
like you wouldn't treat an animal like that.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
No, you wouldn't, do you do?

Speaker 7 (56:00):
But I wonder if they've learned stuff from her that's
helps them with other people, Like for her to still
be a live for twenty years, she must be being
studied by doctors and they must be able to help
other people with this information.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
I would think, well, I you know, there's always the hope.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
People hang on to hope that someone who's on life
support like that might pull through or might come out
of a yea coma, and that's more for the family.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Right.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Wasn't there that Saudi prince who was in a coma
for twenty something years. I think he recently passed away.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
I forget the nearest.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
There was that woman.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
There was a big high profile case, this woman who
was on life support for years.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
I kind of forget her name.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
Yeah, Oh, Terry Shaivo.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
That's a good poll. How to help you do that now, Haramba.
But there's have been people that have woken up. What
was that kid that was like, I don't know, he
was in a coma forever and then he like died
in a motorcycle accident when he woke back.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Oh really, Yeah, that blows seeing you're bumm that it's Monday.

Speaker 8 (57:02):
I know with the koma stuff, you can pull the
plug on them, right, Like that's allowed to make that decision?

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Well, yeah, I guess there are.

Speaker 6 (57:09):
I mean, if you had the power of attorney or whatever,
but end up pulling the plug quote unquote. It's not
just like you pull it out of a socket and
they die. You're literally just you just stop.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Feeding them and then they take them off life support. Yeah,
that would be the worst.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
Yeah, it's not. I don't think it's humane personally really, yeah,
I mean instead of giving someone to like exactly that's
what you're doing.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
But if they're not aware, well there's got to be
a better way. But how long do you last after
they quote pull the plug?

Speaker 6 (57:36):
Days? Yeah, my friend's mom is just like, we're just
waiting now.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I would definitely be aware. I don't care what situation
will be. You're feeding. Yeah, I told you. I just
went to that wedding.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
My cousin got married and even my uncle who's on
hospice made it to the wedding from Arizona to New Jersey.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
That's incredible.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
And he's doing great to the point where they're going
to take him off of hospice. Yeah, you know, and
by doing less he's gotten better, which seems we like,
you know, so he was you know, in really really
obviously really bad shape, put out a hospice, not given long,
and then they stopped treatments for all these things and
just to quote make him comfortable, but to what they

(58:15):
do on hospice, and all of a sudden he rallied.
So I'm like, wow, do you think that maybe it's
like how I was taking that other medication and I
was doing the zet bound and the set bound was
it was working okay, not great, not the way that
it was for other people like Menace, And as soon
as I stopped taking that other medication, all of a sudden,
the results from the zet bound just exploded and it

(58:37):
was great.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Team.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
So I kind of had that kind of had that
idea about my my uncle, like by you know how old.
Uh he is the youngest, so he's like late sixties.
Oh okay, so not crazy old. Yeah, maybe maybe seventy. Yeah,
but yeah, so like maybe by doing less, you're you're helping.

(58:58):
But he looked into where he could go to, you know,
end his own life, call it by choice, like when
he was no, there's certain states where you can go
in ore Agon, I believe. Yeah. Yeah. Did you tell
him how delicious Menace looks these days?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
We didn't talk about medicinally, he's looking so good. Biz
are phenomenon? Well because I have drunk, Oh yeah, I've
bared dumpsters dumpster Yeah, bro.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
And there's times I wake up and I don't remember
getting back to my room.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
I don't remember how I got dressed. And now back
to the Woody Show, splitting headache.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Yeah, right now, yeah, right now.

Speaker 6 (59:44):
Well, don't you have a pocketful of I got a
pocketbole all kinds, Yeah, popped down on.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Check it out.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Hold on, that's uh AirPods. This this is what I
currently have in my pocket, A little ouch. You know,
I have some pseudo fed just the good stuff that
you need your license to just walk in again. Quill
a pill pouch, emodium in case you had the diaries.

Speaker 10 (01:00:10):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Yeah, this is what I need right here. I need
two of these.

Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
You're not just gonna swallow it, are you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Huh? Oh, By the way we've gotten have you seen
somewhat how the much feedback we've got so many on
Gina's inability, and there.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
Are people not, oh he's doing it, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
My god, wow, what a hero done, super easy do that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
There are people who like, I get it, Gina, But
the majority is like, chilt your head right, tilt your
head left, child, you told your head back, Like everyone
has a different thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Literally, maybe ten minutes ago, somebody just texted over. I
made a note of it here. Uh crap, Oh yeah,
here we go, Derek. My mom cannot swallow pills either.
She's been that way her whole life. She has to
put them in bread and trick herself for all kinds
of crazy stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Like I don't get your mama, I get you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
She always thinks that she's the only one.

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
You're not alone, my dear.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Also in my pocket in case she just needs like
an extra key ring.

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
It was a running ring talk about this.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
What's what's going on with the hand pocket full of pills?

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Yeah, I always had that because I've been in situations
where it's like now splitting headache and I don't have
a purse.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Yeah, but they're loose. Remember when you're like in elementary
school and you made pouches you like, you like a circle.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
I don't remember, pouch clout one I can give you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Yeah, I don't need a circle of cloth and just
took some string like like I've.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Been like, uh, you know, go out to dinner and
then within like twenty thirty minutes or whatever, it's like
all of a sudden, feel the bubble guts. But you're
in a social situation. Yeah, so what are you supposed
to do so? I always make sure I have like
a couple of amodium on to be sure.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Those are not just straight loose pills there and they're
still in the blister.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
They're still in the blister. Backs have the advil. Those
are loose, but they're covered in jel. There were loose
pills in there. Well, no, just just the ad So
just just the ad not everything.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Every day.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Every day you take just a handful of half a
dozen pills, one pair of pants.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
Where do you put them when you get home if
you don't use them all?

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Before I go to bed. To take my hat off,
I sit it upside down. I put all the loose
crap from my pockets in the hat so it kind
of holds it in the hat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
But you it's like my.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Wallet, my air pods, you know, things like I think
my glasses, my watch important.

Speaker 9 (01:02:23):
You bring a bag with you to work, though, correct, bring.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Bring a grocery bag. Oh yeah, I don't have a
I don't bring like a backpack. I'm not a fancy guys.
I'm not a fancy believe it or not. I'm not
a fancy person. Backpacks are so fancy. I know what
I'm saying, but like my wife gave me the you know,
the biggest grief over. Remember we did that event at
a casino and they gave away those really cheap, like
it was just a hey, first five hundred people get

(01:02:50):
a Woody Show wallet. It was barely a dollar store wallet.
I remember that. Okay, well that was my wallet up
until about two years ago. Yeah, and it was like
falling apart. My wife's like, you can afford a new wallet,
why don't you just get one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
I'm like, if this.

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
Works, it was like a Velcrow one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
No, it was justifold.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Tiny.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
A credit card yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
I thought would be awesome, but it worked because up
until then I just had like loose credit cards and
in cash. Just in my blue kiss, You're.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
Like Dennis the Menace, Like you need to pack?

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Yes, do I get to wear it like all hip
hop cross body, But I'm not doing that. I'll just
be quick.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
My weekend cheer is also my weekend jeer, and it's
just all the flying.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
The flying is great. My my FAA exam is next Friday,
not this Friday, but next Friday, so we are in
like the crunch. I kind of compare it to how
kids do s A T. Prep And so there's like
that you know, two or three week period where it's
just prep prep, prep, study, study, study, and there's so
much information, there's so many different things. I'm reorganizing notes

(01:04:02):
after big, long sessions of ground school, doing a ton
of flying, a lot of solo flying, which that part's great,
but man like leaving the house at like two thirty
not getting home till five thirty six o'clock at night.
It's just been like that. And so I'm m jumps
is exhausted. So the cheers that it's a lot of fun.
The jeers that it's a lot of work. Yeah, And
I'm just and I'm just beatn getting splitting headaches here.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
But this is crunch time, Yeah, crunch time.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
To be fair, he's doing this to himself. There's no deadlines. Yeah,
you have to finish your flight school in well. Because
here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
I've spent a ton of money on flight school to
this point because I was waiting so long for the
FA medical certificate to come through. So I have about
one hundred and eighty hours, which most people have about
sixty maybe seventy when they get their license, and so
it's like, all right, let's get this over with. Yeah, right,
because it's been you know, this whole thing, and it's

(01:04:52):
it's a thing where you know, the flying part at
least is it's they call it a see now I'm
already spacing. It's it's a perishable skill, meaning that if
you're not doing it, you lose the skill very quickly,
which is why pilots are required to do a certain
number of flying every x number of days for different

(01:05:13):
things to stay quote current. It makes sense, right, and
so like if I could take a break, but then
I have to almost restart back.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
It's more impressive that this is self imposed, because how
many of us when something self imposed? We just never
finish it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Yeah, mostly it's so close and I just want to
knock it out before Thanksgiving and kind of going to
the holidays, like having it done so good. Uh yeah,
what's the cheer is also the jeer but more definitely
more cheer than jeer.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
It's a time Greg gory my cheers. I have so
many to choose from, but I'm going with one. What
is my theory about how to make the world a
better place? If everybody drove what.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Oh, hybrid cars.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Oh, golf carts thanks without doors? Yeah, golf carts, because
that's the other thing. Greg wants to do anything without doors,
anything without doors, which golf carts have no doors. So
I rented a golf cart this weekend and did nothing
but drive the golf cart. No, I'm telling you rented
a golf cart.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Yeah, it's this golf cart in the neighborhood that has
this QR code and I finally scanned it and it
was like, oh, rent me from I'm like, I will.

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
It's like a scooter, like one of those scooters, just
full on, that's what I mean. Like they just they're
randomly available scooters.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Yeah, that's so cool. I'm telling I was like, what
errands can I run? What can I do? Needlessly?

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Just to tool around in a golf cart. You're at
a stop sign and somebody's walking by, just go hey
you do, Like it's so much?

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Where are you driving it? Can you can? You can't
like drive to the store, right, of course. I can
absolutely drive down the streets. Yeah, yeah, on the highway
and areas that you can drive like are where our
station is. The area you can drive golf.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Carts but doesn't have to have like some kind of
this late.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Because I've looked into this as well, because I want
to get one. Yeah, yeah, you pay you buy this
like little kid. It costs about one hundred and fifty
bucks and I'll put like little blinkers and stuff on it,
and then you can make a streat legal for the
areas where the town I was in it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
It's allowed to be your daily driver event. And I'm
telling you the theory is true. Forget treaties and forget agreements.
Golf carts is the answer. You can't not have fun
in a golf cart. It could change the world. My
jeers is to my willpower has nothing to do with food.
But remember how I used to be addicted to that
fake slot machine game on my phone. I gave it

(01:07:28):
up for about two weeks and then I started again.

Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
I've been seeing it and then I bought more chips.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
For those Greg was obsessed with. Like you said, it's
a fake slot machine game.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
That's that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
You can buy chips so you can get more credits
to play, but there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Is no reward because they pay out. Yeah, there's no
there's no actual prize.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
No, you could win a quote million dollars and it's
just on fake money on.

Speaker 6 (01:07:58):
Your seeing him do in the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
But you pay real money, real money to win fake money.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
And I thought I had kicked the habit and I
got so readdicted, and now I just bought more.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
You know, the people that run that company like, oh
my god. Every time you get a new deposit, like,
there's the person who is like, can you believe there
are dumb asses out there giving us real money to
win fake money? Do they get some sort of alert
like we made? Yeah, it's that idiot. Well at least
at least the game is like skill based where you

(01:08:30):
have to let you like, oh wait here, I actually
have the sound that they get in the office.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
But alert retard alert agreed there it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
Is just so dump flashing colors and lights.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Yeah, and you spend, spend, spend, Yeah, that's all he does.
My thing is the most frustrating part is they there
are versions of this where you can win real things.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
I've played them and they're not as good as this
particular one.

Speaker 6 (01:08:59):
Gina gren Uh, I wish Sea Best wasn't in here
for this, but you know we're gonna do it anyway.
Cheers to whimsy, like real, authentic spontaneous whimsy such as.
So the kid and I were in the car over
the weekend. We were playing novelty song when I purple
people eat all the songs and the yeah not that one.

(01:09:20):
The hand give comes up, and so we're doing it,
and we're at a light and we're doing the hand
give and he looks at me, goes, hey, look over there,
there's a woman like my age with a couple of
kids in the car and they're looking back at us,
all doing it and laughing, and we're all doing like
the hand jive together at a light.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Hand to hand a baby.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
Yeah, but like the woman was probably my age, our kids,
they've all seen the movie, they all and so we're
all like in our cars, laughing doing the hand It was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
It was.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
It was whimsy to the nth degree. I loved it
so much.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
It's a white neighborhood thing, right, man. It's very I
had no idea what she was talking about it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
But you really don't know the hand.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
I'm aware of Grease. I've never watched it Sea Bass.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
You know what the hand give is?

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
I know in context? Yes, uh not if you just
said it to me out on the street. What's a
hand give because everyone you the hand. I'm not a woman,
but pop culture no, no, no, I've heard the term,
but I couldn't tell you what it was, highly concentrated
in females.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Everything great.

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
This woman in the car, of course, other car was
females and we're all doing that, and it was it
was adorable. Loved it, loved the spontaneous whimsy. And you
know what I thought, in a way, SeaBASS, you might
appreciate this complete absence of cynicism, of just people having
fun in their cars doing something together.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
As men said, let them live Morgan's road raging.

Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
Hand and jeers to something. I don't think I'll ever
be able to harness. I do not understand food portion size.
We had six adults and seven kids over to the
house and I ordered enough food for conservatively thirty to
forty people, and I wasn't sure it was enough, so

(01:11:09):
I grub hubbed more food over because I don't I wait, so.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
You grub hubbed the food before I picked up the food.

Speaker 6 (01:11:17):
Yeah, And I looked at it and I said, I
don't think this is enough. And I I looked out
six people it was at my house and seven children
who don't really eat. I said, I don't think this
is enough. So I grub hubbed in our neighborhood. What
you can order buckets of pasta from this one restaurant.
It comes in buckets.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Oh wow, I order?

Speaker 6 (01:11:39):
How many buckets did I order?

Speaker 10 (01:11:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
God, three for a total of thirteen.

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
People, fourteen thirteen three.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
I would say four six or eight than you? I
ordered six?

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
Three buckets of buckets the spaghetti and meatballs, and three
buckets of the fetccinio right out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
And an addition to what you had?

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
And how much leftover food?

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Did you have?

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
So so much leftover?

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Where's all the food?

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
I was gonna bring it tomorrow I didn't have, So
you guys are getting so much fetter.

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
Chiny tomorrow five days old.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Yeah, it was from.

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
Yesterday, so I don't understand. I looked at it and
I said, this can't be enough. Because the thought of
people leaving my house and being like, oh, there wasn't
enough food makes me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Like, that's very Jewish of you, very because all the
all the moms, all my friends moms like growing up,
like every time we go to their house for any
kind of thing, the food situation was insane.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
They always had way more.

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
People leave hungry and they talk about it behind my back.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
I'll die.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
I'm I'm bad at that too, Like we'll have you know,
we've a catered like Thanksgiving from this place, and they go, oh,
well we're gonna have this, well how many people? Okay,
well you want to do like a half pound of whatever?
Per I'm like what And I'm like that doesn't sound
like a lot. Yeah, we end up with a ton
of food, which the Thanksgiving thing is fine because the

(01:13:06):
best is the Thanksgiving left.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Everybody wants that, right, I'm the same way. And then
also my fridge when people are over constantly has to
be faced. So if somebody opens the fridge and they
take out a soda fix, I go fix it and
make sure that it's like perfect, Like there's I don't know.
Maybe it's because I'm I'm saying because I'm a normal psychopath.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
I'm saying like if if Greg said that, because that's
how Greg would be all the time, not just for
when people come over, but like why is it for
when people come over? I don't know, But because it's
not like that, it's just you at horm right, You're
you're not worried about things when we faced.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
This came up because I I looked at my fridge
this morning at like three am and it was on
your phone. No, it was all faced. So I took
a picture of it because I was proud of it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Joe material, that's gorgeous, like a let's see what we
got here? How many can do you need? He's got
fifty people having over that.

Speaker 10 (01:14:07):
No one.

Speaker 6 (01:14:07):
It looks like our fridge drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Yeah, is that that's beautiful?

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Is that a fridge you have just for drinks? No,
that's my regular fridge. So there's no other food in it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
It's just zero.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
There's sodas. There's some food on the bottom. But yeah,
maybe that is.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
It's two full shelves of nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
But can't wait. So that's so you eat. That's thirty,
So that's sixty. SODA's on the top, sodas and then
energy drinks and some this new drink I've found at
Costco a Chai and it's like these fruit sparkle drinks.
That's the brandy.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
Yeah, why do you have a dozen cokes and coke zeros?

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Dude? I go, I slam coke zeros like it's.

Speaker 5 (01:14:48):
The white cos I'm sorry, what regular cokes.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Why that's not people come over. Yeah, you're not here.
There's guests coming over. It's why he faces them. I
would not. Yeah, well you don't have things to your people.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
That one a variety host parties.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Yeah, but I don't get stuff. I never get full
calorie sodies.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
I don't drink them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Yeah. The skinny people drink the regular ones, dude. Yeah,
it's the fat people like us that are drinking the
diet ones. So good, Like my wife won't drink anything
diet refuses. She's yeah, she won't touch him.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Well, I'm happy to impressed.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Greg fav very nice and I hate the term, but
I'm proud of you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
We've got the more Woody Show coming up for your
next hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
More Woody Show is next, next next. Sciences have officially
gone back in time one million from a second. And
if you want an idea on how long that isnt
anybody in this company.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Listens to this show.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Show, Well, I got either Tony romo clip. I remember
we had we had this one day well because he
was making these weird noises and people were pointing it
out on social.

Speaker 6 (01:15:59):
Media, and you see right here Paul's and then another
hold right there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
I think it was just take a dump.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
That's that's the one that we we told you about already.
But now there's another Tony Romo clip that's uh people
are talking about. It was during Sunday's Patriots Bucks game,
and he was talking about the Patriots defense and that's
what he said. You know, they played the clip.

Speaker 10 (01:16:29):
This team is d T F jim Patriots, details toughness
and they finish.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Yeah, that's exactly what it means. That's whenever people say
d yeah, this team is.

Speaker 10 (01:16:41):
D T F JIM Patriots, details toughness.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
And they finish. That's well, I mean finished part might
be right, Yeah, he intentionally did that or does somebody
messing with him or is he being clever clever?

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Yeah, I think that him just I think that's the
jock in him coming out. I'm gonna, yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
You.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
I'm gonna sneak the f wort in Yeah, a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Of I'm gonna say DT smut. I bet you maybe
he's caught up in a gambling thing, right, I bet
your Tony Romo doesn't saying thing suggested.

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
Yeah, yea, because if you get paid a million dollars
a game. But here's an extra five hundred if you uh,
stupid reference.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Yeah, here's a question. People were asked, what's a phraise
that people use that you can't stand?

Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
I got one, biohacking. I'm so done with people saying
what's wrong with diet exercise? Just say diet exercise.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
I mean you hate the term hack just in general
that forever.

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
This goes back to the yearly list that comes out
from the Lake Superior University. Yes, an actual college who
has their list of banished words, and yes, hack has
been on that list for some time because again, like
many things, stupid tip, stupid people misuse and overuse it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
Yeah, here's a tip. But why is it? Is diet
exercise just not sexy? And you got to call it biohacking.
And there's so many terms under biohacking that mean the
thing you think it means.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
I don't know why we're like, well, I look, I'm laughing,
not laughing at you really because no, no, no, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
I'm not laughing at you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
I always find because I I think everybody has that
whatever it is, there's something just dumb inconsequential that just
for whatever it just burns you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Its consequence.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
It's not consequent, it's what consequence to you is that
if somebody says biohacking, I'll tell you what the consequence.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
You may not like it, but we holding the line
against the tsunami of idiocy that you guys that smashes
against our shores daily. The morons, the barbarians are at
the gate, and it takes strong, smart people to say no,
stop it smack them on the nose.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
The thing that I find annoying. Yeah, and again when
people are now because they want to comment on something
on social media, but they can't say whatever the word is,
and so they use an abbreviation or they say something
like unlive he unlived himself.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
In the air. Yeah, well that was being cute.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
What's the other one, uh, Tyler, you're telling me like
not un alive people are now because on alive is
getting tagged. Yeah, if you say un alive, unlived himself,
they're tagging that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
That's what's What's the new one?

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
You said you saw? New one is if someone does
a self bye bye self bye bye make itself gardeners.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Well, they're just trying to get around designed to avoid
getting bangs.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Yeah, I mean it's better.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
I mean, it's better than saying that that guy from
the Cowboys killed himself he self by It just kind
of lessens the blow.

Speaker 6 (01:19:38):
He's got a bye week life.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
But they do that with a lot of words though,
like porn is now coorn.

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
Yeah, rape is great?

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
White is white?

Speaker 6 (01:19:47):
T right?

Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
What's wrong with white?

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Well? Because typically when people are using that, they're saying,
you know, white people this.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Or pride comes after or that supremacy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Yeah, you ask what effect it has? I think it
can has an effect on people's thought processes, which can
go down the wrong road when you have politicians using
the word investing instead of taxing you, Hey, we're going
to take more of your money. We're going to invest,
And then it changes the mindset and then people the.

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Definition of doubles.

Speaker 9 (01:20:20):
And that's the thing with the self bye by.

Speaker 7 (01:20:22):
No, it shouldn't be suicide because that is a scary
thing and you should be scared of it and you
should not want to do it, Like self bye bye
is something that sounds like, oh, that's not bad party early, right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
It's just because in Sea Pastle you're implying it's just
because monetization, because the websites take away money from these
people for saying suicide.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Right, and then that it filters down and also into
comments because you if your comment with Twitty loves commenting
on stuff online because it's so productive.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
The comment sections.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
It's free entertainment, but it's so productive for those people.
But if you comment one of these banned words, it
will get automatically flagged and hidden. Like every day when
I go to pull up Instagram and'll they'll show there's
fifty hidden comments in any post that I may and
it's people talking crappy and racist whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
And sometimes you're not even bad. Sometimes they're perfectly fun.
I can't even figure out, like why this guy flagged.

Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
Half the time, You're right, it's fully like a harmless comment,
but they don't. But they want to be able to
argue people in the comment section, so they don't want
to put one of those band words in the comment
section or else they.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Get or they want their comment to be like yes,
because that makes them you know, hearts important.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Yeah, not to get away from hitting on phrases, yeah,
but it just reminded me comments section and something online.
Guess whose podcast, at least for the moment, is back
on Spotify.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
What what that's the word the Hammer and Hank podcast.
I don't know what happened the menace. Well, so you
know how they reach out for me to go like
work for them. But I think my application was too
aggressive after I filled it out because they had like

(01:22:02):
eighty different things about, uh, you know, are you male
or female? And then eighty other different options and I
just put I'm I'm a male and then I never
heard back from them. They but yeah, but then we
switched our file hosting, so our feed kind of changed,
which gave a window for us to resubmit. So I

(01:22:23):
resubmitted and got it pushed through. So we'll see how
long it lasts. Okay, all right, so it's not like
they went, oh, man, get to the bottom of the Yeah.
So what I'm afraid is we will get flagged again.
They don't tell me what the issue is. Something to
be ready music, right, yeah, and all they say is like,

(01:22:45):
you have a violation. When I get the notification that
says you have a violation, but they won't tell me what.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
We don't play enough of it for to well, so
we actual explain to folks out there we own know
we can play whatever we want on the radio. But
when that stuff goes on I podcasts, certain latform rules something.
I think it might be that Monomena thing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
What's that? Yeah, that was a Muppets thing. Yeah, I
think it might be the Muppets thing. That's like screwing us.

Speaker 6 (01:23:09):
Really all the problems.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
We're off Motify.

Speaker 9 (01:23:16):
We just got back.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
It's good lasted.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Was this originally from some kind of like porn that's
at least supposed to be like a story?

Speaker 12 (01:23:26):
Look look it up like phenomena, that's the rumor. You
love looking stuff up. Save that's look it up. Don't
be mad at me, guys, so I can.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Yeah, and if you try to search the Woodi Show
on Spotify right now, it won't be the top thing,
so you got to dig for it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
So if you're are we shadow band, Yeah, the Italian exploitation.

Speaker 6 (01:23:51):
Film and fair no A p aka Sweden Heaven and
hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
So we'll see if we get it on a vacation
now and we'll know for sure that that's the that
was it. But anyways, so funny, if you love Spotify
and you can't live without it, just search the Woody
Show and look for the one that the image that
has the black logo because we have some other feeds
that are available.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
Okay, this movie was about a pseudo documentary about sexuality
in Sweden. Has showed lesbian nightclubs, wife swapping, not cy
Hell yeah, Greg yeah, drug drinking and suicide problems.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Scary on a life problem.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Sorry damn it words band again is What's up with?
What's going down in SOCO Sports with Jeff g Good morning,
Jeff g, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
What do you show? And Happy Monday.

Speaker 11 (01:24:46):
Let's go ahead and start with the NFL Rams destroyed
the forty nine ers up in the Bay Area.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Call me Parkinson who looks in It's another Ram.

Speaker 11 (01:24:55):
Store Finals forty two to twenty six. Matt Stafford continues
to play like an MVP. Four touchdowns again this week.
Moving on to my Chargers. They beat the Steelers last
night twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Five to ten.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
Chargers defense was the star last night. Rogers trying to
step up and drove Chase.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Down and sack Taxi ways.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
From that, he lost the football back on it for
a safety.

Speaker 11 (01:25:16):
They sacked Rogers three times, had a couple interceptions. Tonight
on Monday Night football should be a good one. We
got Philly and Green Bay. Moving on to the NBA
Lakers got blown out by the Hawks on Saturday Lake
Show and Charlotte today taking on LaMelo and the Hornets
at four PM. Clippers and Hawks at Into It Dome
tonight at seven thirty. Hockey Kings beat the Penguins three two.

(01:25:37):
Yesterday Ducks beat the Jets.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Looks like we got.

Speaker 11 (01:25:39):
Another betting scandal on our hands, this time in baseball,
Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Classe and Luis Ortiz were charged
with fraud, conspiracy, and bribery, stepping from an alleged scheme
to rig individual pitches that would let gamblers win hundreds
of thousands of dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
They're facing twenty years on each count.

Speaker 11 (01:25:57):
These dudes were so dumb woody that they would tech
the guys, placing the bets on.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Their personal phones.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Man work, he moved.

Speaker 11 (01:26:04):
He was seven eleven and get a burner instead of
snitching on yourself. And finally this morning, here is NFL
announcer and former quarterback Tony Romo during his broadcast yesterday,
making up new meetings for acronyms.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
This team is dt F.

Speaker 10 (01:26:15):
Jim Patriots, details toughness and they finish.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Someone needs to tell Tony Romo. What DTF really means?
I'm Jeff G. And that's your SoCal sports there is Jeff.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
Look, it's his look.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Will starting off another week Sea Bass weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
Well, cheers to McDonald's, not just because they make a
great have a great catchphrase a Greg uses.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
At home with his boo Mario. I'm loving it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Yeah, but obviously Nick Ribs coming back. I don't think
to cover that in food news yet, but which is fair.
I'm not usually I don't care about that.

Speaker 6 (01:26:59):
I'm like McRib but for whatever reason, this year, I
was like.

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
Oh that's nice, okay, legit reaction. Yeah, I'm like, oh,
that's a dumb that's a dumb marketing thing. It's fake,
fake supply.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
And remind me, did you like the mcreber Now?

Speaker 6 (01:27:13):
I did? Yes, I brought a bunch of men here
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
I mean, look, I know what it is. Yeah, well
those aren't even like rib boon. Really you never cared
about that one? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Delicious? Now may I ask you do you have an
obsession with McDonald's because you're constantly bringing me toys from McDonald's,
which I appreciate. I'm like, this guy's going a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:27:33):
Well, because that's part two of my cheers. Okay, the
McDonald's Macnopoly game was just fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Really, did you win anything?

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
Did I win anything? Mat That's not not one of
the big trips or anything. But they have all kinds
of free entries you could do every day and so
you don't even have you know, you can enter without
proof of no purchase prohibited. Well, they have tons of those.
And I got like fifty free sandwiches. What you should
have been on this man, I should you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
That sounds like a life hack? Yeah, yeah, if you're
looking to save some money.

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
Oh I got yeah, mostly the double cheeseburgers or the
sneak reapps. Nice, I've got like a bunch of free
cones and apple Pie is sitting at my account. Still
so generous, McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Thank you nice.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
I'm loving it, Greg, But jeers unfortunately. In a related
news story over the weekend to a guy who parked
at the McDonald's I was at left his car with
the acid of the car fully in the other spot
next to him, so number one terrible parker. And then
he walked away out of the lot, grabbed like a

(01:28:34):
jacket or something like, Oh, he's going to his job
or whatever down the street and he likes the free
parking at the McDonald's. Well, you know how you know?

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
I thought about calling the number on the toe sign myself, yeah,
but they would probably, But no, I went inside snarked
on him to the manager, and you can bet his
ass got had that car toad? Oh damn number one?

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
What wait?

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Wait, how do you know? Did you watch the guys?

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
I drove by later a couple of hours later, and
it was bad.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Done.

Speaker 10 (01:29:04):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
That's the thing, though, is that he clearly was going
to work or something, and that was this was his
little but bring Sea bass joy. The thought and the
idea that he went into the McDonald's manager. Yeah, because
they parked there and split and got him toe.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
Because I'm very wary of the you know, incompetent losers
who work at a lot of places, but not this manager. No, again,
back to tears. He came out side with me. He
wanted to see where the car was parked, because it
was parked right under they do not park your sign.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
I will tell you sign and I and to that loser.
I wouldn't have knarked on you, except that you did
such a.

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
Terrible parking job parked straight because they wouldn't even registered
in I would have even paid. Yeah, but you know,
it's as they say with criminals.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
You you guys are on board this. You're on board this.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Greg No, I see, I see his explanation. Had he
parked normally, it would have not.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
Gone Rechester, it would have been.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Now he parked like a jerk and then walked away.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
It made it noteworthy, Yes, and it made to the
point where I said, you know what, I'm going to
serve some justice. Now, have you ever been towed? Because
oh yeah, I remember I had, Like I was broke
as hell and I finally was getting paid and it
was payday and I go to Coke get my car
and it is gone. I just like misread the sign
and then there was pretty much my whole paycheck to

(01:30:19):
get the car out.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Yeah, it's your whole day. And it's a real quick
process too. Oh wait, No, I had to track it
down and go to the tow yards.

Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
And you better hope it's the same day because they
charge you by the day.

Speaker 5 (01:30:30):
I learned that the hard way. Yeah, it sucks, But
this guy, again, he deserved it left right and center.
When I worked in New York City, very confusing parking signs.
If you're doing street parking, you know it's an opposite
side of the street parking, whatever the hell that means
on certain days and then certain times this is a
commercial curb and this.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Is what whatever. So people will get towed all the
time that I worked with and to go get your
car in New York, they would tow it to like
Staten Island or something. It was like paying the ass
just to get to where it was.

Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
Take a ferry.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
Yeah, and it had like crazy hours and it wasn't
just like you know in most cities where it might
not be more than five minutes away. It was such
a hassle and there were people that were getting towed
all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
And I'm like, haven't you learned.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
I don't know how much it cost to get out,
but and the garage parking was super expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
Mine was in the mid two thousands. I think to
get my car out was like six hundred and fifty
bucks because.

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
Basically mini monopolies with the city and you got to
the fine too, right, But again, if you don't want
to if you don't want to have that problem. Don't
park in two spots at McDonald's. It only has a
few spots anyway, and decided that that, well, I've.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
Tricked the system. I've got free parking.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
You can't imagine going and to get somebody towed. It
wasn't like maybe on my property. Oh yes, you know,
but just a random McDonald check this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Out and the manager was thanking. He's like, yeah, man,
this happens a lot. That is why we have the signs.
Thank you for pointing hours like yo, you've been sharing
these stories with great and Sea Bass like crazy. But
I'll tell you this. We put the videos out there
on social media, and a lot of people are on
these guys side. The great thing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
I do understand and even sometimes with the Sea Bass ones,
I understand this one.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Uh you know, let me do what you want to
do that one goes, I would. I would let that
you own the whatever small business the gas station McDonald's,
and you had a very.

Speaker 6 (01:32:18):
Small business McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Lovely.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
Thank you, Thank you donald six x one. I usually
don't agree with Sea Bass, but you know what, Hell yeah,
Sea Bass, he deserved it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Double part double park, don't park yeah, uh Sammy weekend
cheers and jeers.

Speaker 7 (01:32:38):
My cheers is that I decorated for Christmas this weekend
and love it. And my favorite part about that is
that when I start watching Christmas movies, all of my
decor matches the movies, so everything is like seamless.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Oh my god, it just feels right, so loving that.

Speaker 9 (01:32:58):
My cheers.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Is that you missed out on the barrista cup?

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
Is that?

Speaker 7 (01:33:05):
So Steamboat Willie is out of town for a couple
of weeks, right, and so I am watching his cat,
and his cat right now is currently on two different
eye drops that need to be given twice a day,
plus another pill that needs to be given at night.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
And this is not imagine giving a cat.

Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
And he's seen at me, she's biting me. She's I mean,
other than that, she's a very sweet cat. But man,
trying to give medication to a cat that's not yours
is not fun.

Speaker 6 (01:33:38):
No kidding, I'm not suggesting that you do this, but
did you ever see the Office episode where Dwight was
supposed to take care of Angel's cat and just ended
up killing it and putting in the freezer because it's
too much work.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
Man, And he's out of town for a couple of weeks.

Speaker 9 (01:33:57):
Yes, yeah, for work.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Yeah, so an end.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Just remember how you feel about cheaters.

Speaker 7 (01:34:03):
Just keep that in mind, because he also not that
he blamed me for the fact that she's on medication.
But last time that I watched her, I was like, hey,
there's really something up with their eyes.

Speaker 5 (01:34:12):
You need to take her to the vet.

Speaker 9 (01:34:13):
Take her a vet, take her vet, do it now
before you go.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
And he did.

Speaker 7 (01:34:17):
And now she's on medication for three weeks and I
have her during that time.

Speaker 9 (01:34:20):
And he was like, you wanted me to take her
to the vet.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Well, he's got a point there, but he should have
taken her.

Speaker 6 (01:34:25):
I should have had to.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Tell her his cat. I would wear a little straight jackets.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
He also knows it's cat.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Yeah, And I would wear those clothes that you wear
when you're holding an eagle.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
Exactly shows back.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Here's a just a headline. Pancake arrested after attacking father.
Huh A pancake arrests pancake Pancake arrested after attacking father.
That definitely has to be somebody named pancake. It's out
of Florida. Yeah, thirty eight year old guy, real name
Eric Pancake, who was still living at home, by the way,

(01:35:05):
but maybe it was a mascot for a restaurant, gotten
an argument with his seventy two year old father. Things
got physical. Cops they recalled. When they showed up, Dad
was all beat up, bruises, his face was all swall
the cops. They questioned mister Pancake, who was belligerent, and
he pleaded the fifth for most of the questions and
he was just arrested and taking the jail. Oh well

(01:35:26):
he's on that one, thirty eight years old, living at home,
Eric Pancake. That's the gall to attack his dad. What
a what a loser Home Pancake, Eric Pancake. So I
was reading an article over the weekend. I thought these

(01:35:47):
things were crazy popular, the Funko pops.

Speaker 5 (01:35:49):
Oh yeah, no, they well they were five six years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Yeah, they've definitely fallen off.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
So the article says, the Funco Company has announced that
they're in some serious financial trouble. They lost forty one
million dollars during the second quarter of this year, and
just a year ago they were nearly nine million in
the green.

Speaker 11 (01:36:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
What they did is they overproduced. They made way too
many and then they didn't make them limited and Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:16):
That was their their business models. We're not just going
to make a Captain America funk Up Pop. We're gonna
make a version from every single iteration of every movie
in comic book, and there's gonna be fifty different things
and it's just too many.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
And then La Buo Boo came.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
That was the things have gotten so bad. The Funko
says there is substantial doubt they can even continue on
over the next twelve months. Really, the reason for the
downfalls related to a few things like a major retailers
slowing their restocking process and straight up canceling orders. The
new CEO says that putting the company up for sale
maybe an option.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
Yeah. So well, the original guy that started it, he
he cashed out a while ago, so he was smart. Yeah,
but you watch him by some of these stores and
they have inventory four days, and they have they have
standalone Funko Pop stores. Then you can also buy them
and like stands at even some travel stations out. Yeah,
are random like stores at the mall, and you'll look
in there in those stores and they'll be like hundreds,

(01:37:13):
Yeah of them. There's a place right by my mom's house,
and my mom likes to take the kids over there.
The entire place is nothing, but yeah, it's not owned
by Funko. It's just a reseller a collectibles. But it
is like to the rafters. Yeah, yeah, so that sucks
for them.

Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
I mean they put out on what do you show
Funko Popper too right, help bring?

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
Yeah, they might sell three or four.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
The CEO of Wendy's announced over the weekend that, uh,
they're gonna get rid of hundreds of locations. Yeah, somewhere
between two hundred and fifty and three hundred locations.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
Well, I don't know, because I absolutely love Wendy's, don't
get me wrong, But it's never like my go to, Hey,
let's go to Wendy's. It's always like, oh, there's a Wendy's,
let's go and like type it into the navigation to
go to one.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
I don't know if I ever type any kind of
fast food into the navigation. Usually you I believe, I'm
just in general, it's like, all right, his phone is
like would you like to go to for sure? Yeah,
But usually it's just I'm hungry, I don't have any time.
What's right here?

Speaker 10 (01:38:22):
What do I see?

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
What's the closest and you know, so maybe that's the problem.
There's just not enough Wendy's entering it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Because you're right, like I do.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
The Wendy's burgers are really good. The Frosty's we love
their breakfast wedges. Yeah, it's delicious and.

Speaker 5 (01:38:38):
Joints is tasty.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
Wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
I just like with Wendy's, maybe they don't have a
like a signature thing that I go there for, like
it's and it's in the day in the days of well, yes,
I mean, I guess the frosty is like would be yeah,
but everyone's got a treat of some kind and they
don't have like a value meal that I that I
can really identify with me.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Don't have been I mean, what what have been their collapse?

Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
The hot Oh they had a now menace, thank you
for bringing that up. They had a a Wednesday Adams
meal that was like a blood or.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
They're still trying to pimp that thing out.

Speaker 9 (01:39:12):
But and you guys, their burgers are square, so.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
They're saying, yeah, like they're they're just more just fresh
I would use to describe Wendy's. Yes, I agree, you know,
like the burgers always taste real fresh, bun always.

Speaker 5 (01:39:28):
Pops the Bun Pop have a pretzel bun thing, don't they.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
That's what they have.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Chick Fla has got a pretzel thing going on right now.
Not great. I was super excited because you know, I
love a good pretzel, but eat on its own. Yeah,
I try. It's called like the pretzel Chicken something club.

Speaker 6 (01:39:44):
What could be wrong with that?

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
And uh, it wasn't. Yeah, just it wasn't. It wasn't good.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
Oh yeah, I was very disappointed.

Speaker 5 (01:39:52):
Let's not forget they had ten d Wendy's what he
wouldn't order because of the name.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Yeah, you should give them the market.

Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
I mean, go back to the days of Menace eating
four bacon e ters and barfing in the studio. Need
a viral marketing campaign. And they credited like in the
area that they had a spike in sales. When that happened,
can I say pussies? The pussy's in marketing there. They
got all mad because I threw up. But then they

(01:40:26):
then they said, oh we had a spike in sales.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
Well, there's no more more creative and interesting people than
pr and marketing people. True, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
I just got a funny audio. Gina found this and uh,
I've seen I hadn't heard the audio yet, which we're
gonna hear it together.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
This. You know these beauty pageants they always have like
a talent yep part of the competition, singing, dancing, whatever, right,
and I mean these things are you know, not to
use an over used phrase, but uh, pretty cringey. You
know these beauty pageants and like the talent and the
interview segment. Oh, they're embarrassed, right, It's always so legit

(01:41:02):
embarrassing and you gotta wonder, like, who's watching this? People
clap for them, but this is hilarious. This is Miss Chile.

Speaker 6 (01:41:10):
Yeah, this is Miss Chile, a Miss World Chile semi finalist.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
Okay, and do you think she's smoking? Huh Oh she's so.

Speaker 6 (01:41:18):
Hot, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
And this is her in the talent portion of the
competition and she does death metal, which is awesome, Miss Chile.

Speaker 4 (01:41:32):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:41:45):
You got about a giant stage and it's super hot,
pretty girl in a dress.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Sash all.

Speaker 5 (01:41:59):
Death metal sucks, but this is at least different. This
is at least different, is it? Because I imagine a.

Speaker 6 (01:42:07):
Death metal group called Decease this or something?

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
Yeah? Yeah, what do you think born I mean she's
very talented. She got some good roars in her, but
uh yeah, not the bigest metal stick to baby metal.

Speaker 6 (01:42:22):
I nothing better than that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
And it's cheer though. That's a good gimmick. Did yeah,
did you pretend to be into something? Because the person
that you were like dating, so like you would all
of a sudden, like if you saw her and you
had a chance and she was like talking to you,
you'd be like, oh man, yeah, I love death metal.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
It was really good.

Speaker 5 (01:42:42):
I think for her, I would go to a concert
because she's she's like a nine points whatever, she's super hot.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
There was a chick I was dating her but other
than Chicago, and I was just trying to be nice
and she was like way into like seafood and stuff,
and man, I mean I like shrimp, you know, but
that's that's about it. Like you know, maybe like you
white fish and some kind can't stand salmon. This bitch
made salmon like all the time. It's like the only thing.
Remember when Greg was on his big sweet potato and

(01:43:10):
cheese kicked and that's all he would eat. And like
she was like, I want to try this really great
salmon thing. I'll come over and I'll make some and
I go, okay, all right, idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
I choke it down.

Speaker 6 (01:43:22):
Yeah, Morgan will be like, what why wouldn't you love that?
But I dated someone for so long and this was
his whole life. I pretended for years to be into
cigars a UFC.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
I went to multiple years to be into Ufcady.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
You know what I'm saying, Morgan Damnez.

Speaker 6 (01:43:40):
Yeah, I went to Vegas a lot of times.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
Yeah, I mean like you'll, you'll suck it up for
certain things, you know. Yeah, but yeah, after a while,
I'd be like, can I be honest with you?

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
I hate Salmon? Did he want to date his best friend?

Speaker 5 (01:43:55):
That's a weird thing. If a girl pretendent she was
into cigars, I know she's lying. Yeah it was awful something.

Speaker 2 (01:44:01):
But I can pretend to be in the death matter.
I pretended for years to be into vaginas.

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (01:44:09):
I hear it the first time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Right back now.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
I don't know if it's fair to do on a Monday.
I don't know if it's fair to do this early
in the week at all. What what do you show
weakest link? Right, That's what I'm saying, Well, what do
you show weakest Link, just like the TV show, except

(01:44:39):
Greg is the host of.

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
Jane Lynch right.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
Equal, Well, we'll get to more questions, that's for sure.
It's just like laboriously slow when she reads them.

Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
She's trying to be funny.

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
I don't know, but it's unfair.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
Which she'll say, start the clock, and then they'll start
the clock, and then she turned slowly, looks at the
contestant and says and then reads the question. By that
point fourteen seconds, I've gone, oh yeah, no, you.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
Gotta go quick now.

Speaker 2 (01:45:10):
You guys know it's it's not my favorite game to play, person.
I like watching and listening to you guys play it.
Can I offer up Morgan to play.

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
In my stead? Oh? I think that could be.

Speaker 5 (01:45:21):
There could be some funny your answers, right, That's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
She's she's not dumb, but not be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
I really don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
It is fun.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
It is fun, but I like it for the reason
that their listeners would like it. They don't really care
about winning, like a you know, meal out of it
about this Morgan plays in your stead? Yeah, but that
means if there's a tie, you are the tie breaker.

Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
Oh, I love that all right, that's judging.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
He likes judge.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Yeah, you can just judge very judgmental. I like that,
all right. So, uh, there is one minute on the clock.
The goal to try to get eight correct answers in
that one minute, and if if that happens, Greg will
purchase some ill for us.

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
Yeah. I don't have food delivered. Maybe food delivered here
to the to the show for at the end of
the decade as a New Year's Eve present. Yes, he
just did recently. He made it on that on that breakfast, right,
so I'm all caught up. Yeah, suck it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
Yeah, And who would like to go first?

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Let's start again. Let's start with Morgan.

Speaker 9 (01:46:19):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
To the weakest thing.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
She's never going to play again. One minute on the clock.
Is everybody ready? I think? So all right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
What to show weakest length? Morgan?

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
What is the only word in the English language that
ends with the letters.

Speaker 6 (01:46:37):
Mt it till?

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
Yes, and it's correct? Sea bass?

Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
Which president appears on the fifty dollars bill? God Garfield
Grant Sammy? What is the square root of one hundred
and forty four seven?

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
Incorrect? That would be twelve? Menace?

Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
Who was the first female solo artist to have five
number one singles from one album. Linda Perry, Katy Perry,
Kim Kardashian and Conye West have four kids, North Saint
som and which other kid named after a Chicago correct Morgan.
In terms of international passenger traffic, which airport in Asia
is the world's busiest? Bangkok Dubai Sea Bass on radios?

(01:47:18):
What does AM stand for?

Speaker 6 (01:47:20):
Oh, alternative modulation?

Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
Amplitude modulation? I knew it, Sammy. What cosmetics company shares
a name with the place that William Shakespeare was born?
A von Menace? What is the statue of Liberty holding
in her left hand.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
A fire thing? That har fire thing?

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
It was a tablet with the date of July fourth,
seventeen seventy.

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
What hold on it? He is that?

Speaker 5 (01:47:46):
Actual question from the show specific a lot of these.

Speaker 6 (01:47:50):
Is that the only one that got on right? And
it wasn't like a smart person one.

Speaker 5 (01:47:54):
It was a pop culture question.

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
Yea, what if you what is that a notepad or
a book? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:47:58):
Yeah, fine, okay, but he said a light fire thing
either way, that wasn't gonna push We got eight wrong?

Speaker 10 (01:48:06):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
Yeah something?

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
Yeah, not not great, but we'll consider that to be
a just warm up. That's a warm up round, rough, men,
I said the last question, So Gina, you're going to
start round number two here? What do you show weakest link?
Right after we see go around the room on the vote?
Who gets voted off?

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
I thought it was a warm up round.

Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
Well it is, but I mean somebody saw us to
go round.

Speaker 5 (01:48:28):
Well, Gina, Gina correctly was the only the only one answer.

Speaker 6 (01:48:31):
Admitted it wasn't for smart people.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
Yeah, all right, so Gina, who gets your vote?

Speaker 6 (01:48:36):
The longest? To say something?

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
Sammy always takes the long I didn't take a long
time this time. She doesn't, but I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:48:42):
But Morgan did it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
It's your first time.

Speaker 6 (01:48:43):
No, I want to keep Morgan in. Let's go till
let's go. Well, she's answered quickly. Let's go Sea Bass,
Sea Bass?

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
All right, Sea Bass? Who get your vote?

Speaker 1 (01:48:53):
I will vote off? Yes, Sammy, Sammy? Who gets your vote?
Sea Bass? Sea Bass?

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
Look at this.

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
I was gonna say Sammy because she usually takes.

Speaker 9 (01:49:04):
Sammy because I was trying to move quickly.

Speaker 6 (01:49:10):
If you said Garfield was on the fifty dollars bill,
it was a g a g answer.

Speaker 5 (01:49:14):
Yeah, you got as many wrong, So it's about getting close.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
Did you vote?

Speaker 5 (01:49:18):
I like the arguing No, I'll go to Menace with nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:49:22):
Okay, time I think the I think Mannis didn't give
his final vote. No, he did, going so I think
I think you need interest of everybody winning food. I
would have to vote for for Sammy in the t
in the tie breaker.

Speaker 9 (01:49:37):
The weakest link.

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
Goodbye, even if really sucked on that last round. Your word, Yeah,
told him the neighborhood. Yeah, That's what I told all
my teachers too. I'm in the neighborhood promise. Round number two,
what do you show weakest link?

Speaker 1 (01:49:52):
And again, I believe Gina is the first one, right, Okay, uh,
if we're going to do that, sure, well no, because
men had the last question.

Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
So we'll go to Gina next.

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
Right here we go, So, Gina, how many players are
on the field for one soccer team at the time?
Eleven Morgan in Fahrenheit? What is the boiling point of water? Twelve?

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
Sea bass?

Speaker 3 (01:50:11):
Which tape type of whale can hold its breath underwater
for the longest.

Speaker 2 (01:50:15):
And over one hour?

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
Sperm Sammy basketball legend Menace basketball Legend.

Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
Michael Jordan has the nickname.

Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
Of his what his uncle his aerons?

Speaker 2 (01:50:29):
Gina?

Speaker 3 (01:50:29):
What does Bruce Springsteen have tucked in his back pocket
on the cover of the horrendous album Born in the Usa?
It's a baseball cap, Morgan. What does skydivers traditionally do
for their one hundredth jump.

Speaker 2 (01:50:40):
Out of a plane?

Speaker 5 (01:50:41):
Cut their shirt?

Speaker 3 (01:50:41):
Skydive naked sea bass? In the financial world?

Speaker 5 (01:50:44):
What does oro I stand forments?

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
Menace, Gas, liquid, solid, and plasma are the four states
of what hydrogen matter? What is the name of Martin
Crane's dog on the show Fraser Eddie?

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
Morgan?

Speaker 3 (01:50:58):
When texting your bestie? What does r O f L
stand for?

Speaker 5 (01:51:02):
Rolling on the floor laughing?

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
Correct? Right? Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:51:05):
All these years and that's a baseball cap.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
Yeah, that's a famous baseball cap.

Speaker 6 (01:51:11):
I never noticed. I always thought it was a handkerchief.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
I would like to talk to the judge. It's not
this difference.

Speaker 5 (01:51:16):
But MENACE's answer was technically, I mean, it's a.

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
Could question hydrogen hydrogen because the.

Speaker 5 (01:51:25):
Question was what liquid, solid, and plasma are the force?
The answer is madrogen is matter, but hydrogen is matter.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
You stretch?

Speaker 1 (01:51:37):
Is the judge here?

Speaker 5 (01:51:38):
No, he wouldn't accept that if that was one of
his questions. I would have been say, from three to four,
so it's not a big deal breaker.

Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
Morgan, who gets voted off?

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
Bass? I've got one, right, I think Menace? Menace? Who
get your vote? Morgan?

Speaker 2 (01:51:54):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:51:55):
Oh so it's Morgan, SeaBASS and who Menace one one wants? Yeah,
well I'm going to vote for Gina because she was
so confidently wrong. But right, yeah, one, right, yeah, it's
super easy one. Okay, yeah, that's g g Morgan and
Gina and Menace with the two worst performers.

Speaker 7 (01:52:16):
No, yes, one, the only one to get also only
got but I got one out of Morgan also only
got which is one out of two.

Speaker 9 (01:52:24):
Morning got one out of three?

Speaker 6 (01:52:27):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:52:29):
What do you get? You vote?

Speaker 2 (01:52:31):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (01:52:32):
God, I'm happy to sit this one out the arguing game.

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
No, because again it's my responsibility to give the group
the best chance at.

Speaker 1 (01:52:42):
A free meal.

Speaker 5 (01:52:44):
All right, well but but he's so funny, So between god,
I will vote.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
Morgan the weakest. Week every one comes up with one
lock in.

Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
We've got Gena, SeaBASS and Menace.

Speaker 3 (01:53:04):
All right, once SeaBASS is going firstus round?

Speaker 2 (01:53:07):
Is that right? That's fine? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:53:09):
Yeah, all right, who got the Uh yeah, because I
had the last n All right, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
One fun around for free meal? What you show weakest link?

Speaker 1 (01:53:18):
Deep breath? Come on, here we go, SeaBASS.

Speaker 3 (01:53:22):
In the video game Joust, do you would jounce with
an opponent riding on?

Speaker 2 (01:53:25):
What animal? Nostrich? Correct? Menace?

Speaker 3 (01:53:27):
What type of fruit juice is using the cocktail? Fuzzy navel, peach,
orange juice?

Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
Gina?

Speaker 3 (01:53:32):
Who became the president when Nixon resigned? Lbj Ford Sea Bass?
A person who earns just enough for basic needs is
said to be living hand to what mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
Correct? Menace?

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
What is sixty nine plus sixty nine? That's how, Gina?
What term for a young deer is also the term
for a shade of light brown?

Speaker 1 (01:53:54):
Uh? Tope fawn?

Speaker 3 (01:53:56):
SeaBASS. In the game of chess, which piece can only
move diagonally? V?

Speaker 5 (01:53:59):
Bishop?

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
That is correct? Menace.

Speaker 3 (01:54:01):
What is the name of Doc Brown's present day dog
in the movie Back to the Future Toto Einstein?

Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
Gina? What is the plural of the word crisis crises?

Speaker 3 (01:54:10):
Correct? SeaBASS. What singer's real name is Stephanie Joan Angelina Germania?
Would be the great actress? Lady Gaga?

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
Correct? Menace?

Speaker 3 (01:54:17):
World War two is what he calls it. World War
eleven ended in what year?

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
Nineteen twenty five, tur twoeteen.

Speaker 5 (01:54:26):
Nineteen one, twenty thirty two, it's still going.

Speaker 3 (01:54:30):
N twenty three, nineteen forty five.

Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:54:34):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:54:35):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:54:36):
Checking the scores and no, he checks the scores when
he doesn't get them all wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:54:41):
Checking the scores. And if if every round had been
like last round for sea Bass, we would have won
breakfast every time.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
He was four for four, if every ram was like this,
except for the press question.

Speaker 5 (01:54:51):
Morgan, Oh, I'm trying to wave it, Sammy, behind the
scenes stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
Okay, technical difficult. I know how many of those questions
do you think you would have gotten me?

Speaker 1 (01:55:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:55:02):
Probably, idylet's thinking other stuff. I'm running things.

Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
There are a couple of us.

Speaker 6 (01:55:12):
You get so mad when somebody gets such an easy
question for yours.

Speaker 2 (01:55:18):
I'll say you play what do you show weakest link?
We're all going to start.

Speaker 5 (01:55:20):
Then happen to survive on these cookies, nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:55:23):
But cookies, throat burn, Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
All right, following up on a.

Speaker 2 (01:55:34):
Very bad round, what do you show weakest length? One
of the worst, not not not the best, showing barely
broken think here's one from MENACE's burner account, men Sea
Basses burner account eight O five bruh, y'all bag on
Sea Bass for googling, but he just smoked everyone in
weakest long.

Speaker 1 (01:55:58):
I support I support these, sir man, but the spell
check weakest long.

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Let me see.

Speaker 5 (01:56:06):
Yeah, right, just because I got four for four on
the last round.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
You know, I don't rub that in people's faces.

Speaker 2 (01:56:14):
See, I'm looking to I'm looking to see if this
is a Sea Bass a lover account, A lover account,
is nothing wrong with that. That's usually the tell sign
that it's a it's a Sea Bass burner.

Speaker 1 (01:56:27):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:56:27):
Uh five four zero says have the two MENSA members
prove their worth together? Now that's interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:56:33):
We kind of did a place.

Speaker 6 (01:56:34):
I feel like I'm always asked to do this and
I always do it and I always win. Like we've
done this a jackass a bunch.

Speaker 2 (01:56:40):
Well, because Gina is also a member of MENSA.

Speaker 6 (01:56:43):
Dumb ass smart not allegedly she is.

Speaker 5 (01:56:47):
We think if you just look at the look at
the scores and weakest link and there's you will look
at the scurse from every.

Speaker 6 (01:56:51):
Time it's been Geniversus Sea Mouse.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:56:53):
Well, that's that's a one off game that involves other things.
But when when you have a large sample size like
weakest link, and we got a lot of laughing going
on over.

Speaker 6 (01:57:00):
There, large samples, I'm very entertained.

Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
Because you always get so defensive.

Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
I'm just trying to laying out the facts. Isn't there
a directory of members like you can find out? Well
for it?

Speaker 5 (01:57:13):
That's not my my argument. Isn't that she back door
to the way in which my argument is that, well,
I'll get you right to That is.

Speaker 6 (01:57:21):
Because he's want I wanted to end this argument on top,
and he's losing his own argument to the point at hand.

Speaker 5 (01:57:26):
When you look at the large sample size of weakest link,
just look at our results there, which is you got
zero on the first round. Again, look at when I
said the first sentence. When you look at the large
sample size of weakest link, the results.

Speaker 1 (01:57:39):
Speak for themselves.

Speaker 5 (01:57:40):
So the weakest thing.

Speaker 2 (01:57:43):
Should we have around lord, And I'll tell you is
not too tired about Hey, I'll I'll tell you what
if we win, I'll buy breakfast. Okay, be nice.

Speaker 1 (01:57:55):
Now, it was that like a.

Speaker 2 (01:57:58):
Are you trying to bribe? Greg? Is that trying to bribe,
maybe Greg will give him. I can't be bought.

Speaker 5 (01:58:04):
No, it's just number one. That's Greg can't be bought
number two. It just shows how good a sport I am.

Speaker 6 (01:58:08):
That's very nice, all.

Speaker 2 (01:58:09):
Right, either way, the same same deal. One minute on
the clock is just Sea Bass and Gina, the two
MENSA members here on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:58:19):
Who would like to see you, to see if we
can get to be happy? To go first? Okay, all right,
Sea shall be first.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
Here we go, Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (01:58:26):
What is the name for a word that sounds the
same as another word but has a different meaning hominem?
Correct Gina. Which US state is nickname the show?

Speaker 2 (01:58:33):
Me state?

Speaker 6 (01:58:34):
Misery?

Speaker 2 (01:58:34):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (01:58:35):
Sea Bass? And Roman numerals? What does L represent fifty?
Correct Gina. What sport are you playing if you're trying
to win.

Speaker 1 (01:58:40):
The Davis Cup Tennis?

Speaker 2 (01:58:42):
That is correct? Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (01:58:44):
Who wrote the novel frankensteiner Ry Shuck? Correct Gina. In
the award winning TV comedy Friends, what is the name
of Ross's second wife, Emily? Yes, Sea Bass? In the
song twelve Days of Christmas? What did my True Love
send to me on the fifth Day? Correct Gina. What
is the name the browser mode in Google Chrome that
you would use if you don't want anybody to track
your tawdry online history. In cognito, correct sea bass? What

(01:59:07):
is the name given to six babies born to the
same mother at the same time?

Speaker 1 (01:59:10):
Topics?

Speaker 3 (01:59:11):
Correct Gina? In the English alphabet, what is the penultimate letter?

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:59:16):
Correct sea bass. Elderly people are described as.

Speaker 3 (01:59:18):
Being long in the what tooth?

Speaker 2 (01:59:19):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (01:59:21):
Ty typical sign for a pawn shop has how many
brass balls?

Speaker 1 (01:59:26):
Three?

Speaker 3 (01:59:26):
Correct? Sea bass? What fruit juice is used in a
pinia klada bonus?

Speaker 2 (01:59:30):
Question?

Speaker 6 (01:59:30):
And a penia colada?

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
That'd be orange?

Speaker 2 (01:59:32):
That would be pineapple?

Speaker 1 (01:59:34):
Oh, so does Gina get an extra question?

Speaker 6 (01:59:38):
Because he got I feel like I've proven myself.

Speaker 1 (01:59:42):
They got to they got to eat that was I
did it.

Speaker 2 (01:59:44):
It is the time when I.

Speaker 6 (01:59:45):
Feel like I've proven myself.

Speaker 1 (01:59:46):
Each got They each got six yes, which and how
we needed?

Speaker 5 (01:59:49):
And so I think that we want to ask, well, like.

Speaker 2 (01:59:52):
You each got to six but for the sake of
like mensa v mensa, look at you, but you got
a seventh question. She didn't get the seventh question, but
he did get it wrong though he got it wrong,
So she gets like she never got the opportunity for
the seventh, So.

Speaker 9 (02:00:06):
You tied unless Gina answers the seventh for this particular.

Speaker 1 (02:00:10):
Round, right, but we did win, Yeah, you won.

Speaker 2 (02:00:13):
He won the meal.

Speaker 3 (02:00:14):
But okay, okay, So Gina, what l word is a
fabric that is associated with the French town of Chantilly
lace correct Shintilly.

Speaker 6 (02:00:25):
Face?

Speaker 5 (02:00:26):
And you guys make fun of novels. I would say
that was an excellent round by both. However, there were
numerous repeater questions in there. But I'm not gonna I'm
still buying breakfast.

Speaker 6 (02:00:37):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (02:00:37):
It means that the like I got that that pawn
shop thing we've had before, for instance.

Speaker 6 (02:00:42):
Since I.

Speaker 2 (02:00:48):
Mensa v Mensa, Another round goes to.

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
Gina grat in sensitivity training for a politically correct world.
I don't care about your hearing, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:01:01):
What's gonna do it for Monday?

Speaker 1 (02:01:03):
Really?

Speaker 10 (02:01:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:01:04):
Checking out Monday? One down, four to go, guys, that's it,
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To give away. Yea, I love it.

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Speaker 2 (02:01:51):
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All right, Greg, let's put this thing down for good.
Parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 3 (02:02:00):
I don't know this firsthand, but I heard that insanity
is hereditary and you get it from your kids.

Speaker 2 (02:02:09):
I absolutely subscribe to that. My wife and I were
so sane. Yeah, yeah, life was perfect and now we're crazy.
People see, it's hereditary, and it.

Speaker 1 (02:02:19):
Gets worse as they get older, right, I can only imagine.

Speaker 2 (02:02:22):
All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory, like you,
thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
it to appreciate you for that.

Speaker 1 (02:02:31):
The rest of you guys could suck it.

Speaker 2 (02:02:32):
Catch back here on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMDUBM.

Speaker 1 (02:02:36):
I quit this bitch.