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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you scared for your safety?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
That's a complicated question.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
So being here today, if I say the wrong word,
I can be charged with.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
That's a complicated question.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So being here today if I can be charged with.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
And now back to the We're into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woodie, Greg Hey, Menace, Yeah, Gina,
Hi Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan, Yo, phone's open eight seven
four Woodie text us check in over to two two
(00:37):
nine eight seven. I do have a topic based on
something we just talked about recently, and I want to
see what you got on it. But I'm gonna start
with this. It's some Christmas news for Sammy. Okay. After
years of trying to open candy canes without breaking them, Yeah, impossible,
someone to struggle, someone's finally invented away to help out.
(00:59):
Greg So brock Candy, you know brox Oh yeah, oh.
They have come out with this official candy cane opener
and it's a it's real simple to use. Apparently, it's
just a small opener that fits in your hand and
all you have to do is stick the long part
of the candy cane inside the opener and it will
cut the wrapper open for you. You can find it
(01:23):
the caneopener dot com. Okay, the cane opener dot com
five bucks and comes with a box of candy canes.
What a deal. That's a great deal. And it doubles
as a Christmas ornament when you're not using it. So
if you hang, do you hang uh candy canes on
(01:45):
the tree? I do not, you don't. My wife?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
My wife does that.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I think it's kind of trash.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
If you need filler, yeah, but if you were to
live another ten thousand years, would you have one care
andy cane?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Does not? Anybody candy my kids?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
My kids eat them, especially peppermint ones that are like.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Fruit flavor, like the little mini ones are cool. And
then all for hanging. Yeah, I don't think on the tree,
but like on I don't know if you have a
fireplace or something like that. The decor right there is cool.
What do you mean candy canes like decoration?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Or I'll put them in a little kind of jar
thing and have them hooked around the edge.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
It's at the end of Christmas. Throw them out. Yes,
it's like sucking on toothpaste. Now the kids, the kids
eat them. You're right, the fruit flavored one, just the
original like red and white ones.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The kids, the kids eat them. The fruit flavor is
so good. Yeah, those are the only good ones.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Those are not dog No.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Like the opener is great though, because because kids do
get very disappointed if you go to open the candy
cane and it breaks.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
They're like, oh, yeah, all right, but this is not
an ornament. This is an ugly pencil sharpener.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
So saying with the candy thing, Gina was mentioning about,
like you know, when you went trig or treating, some
parents would take the kids to the emergency room to
the hospital, not because somebody got hurt or poisoned, I
don't know, you would bring your candy so they could
X ray it.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
All.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Getting Peggy's minivan.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
My mom had told, you know me, like, don't eat
the candy before you get home and I have a
chance to look at it. Because that was in the
height of this is like the eighties panic where everybody's
taking their people are putting staples now. Also at that point,
that was still in the era where people were giving
like homemade or home baked things, so popcorn balls, little
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little like sandwich baggies of like cookies candy apple, that
stuff we were never allowed to eat and quite honestly
never even thought to eat those things because you wanted
the actual candy trash, but no one was putting stuff
in like a Hershey Bar peanut butter cup kind of
thing exactly. So this just goes into the whole idea
(03:58):
of there's some really pair annoyed parents out there. Oh yeah,
and you just look at the difference. You know, I'm
forty nine years old, so my era, the gen X era,
compared to the like the younger millennials and Gen Z
like that side older millennials, you guys are more more
gen X in this way where the parents weren't nearly
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as consumed with knowing every minute of their child's day
and what they're doing and where they're at in that
exact moment as it is now. Sure, like there's way
more I don't know what they call it. It used to
be like helicopter parents, yeah, and parents, But there are
some paranoid parents out there.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, I think like the generation that we grew up
in definitely paranoid millennial. Like, I feel like parents want
to be best friends.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
With their kids.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You think our parents were paranoid yeah, I think it's
the opposite.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Goes back and forth, like remember there were commercials saying
it's ten o'clock, do you know your children are?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
They didn't know where I'm like, well, I'm slightly younger
than you, just like by a hair and I'm in
that weird like analog technology era that they say, which
is a different generation. And then I'm telling you, like
my parents super paranoid.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Well I think it's I think it's your parents. I
think in general it wasn't like that. Even in that era.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It wasn't like that.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
But all the boogeyman stuff like the candy or the
white van, like they had random stuff they would focus on,
and otherwise they didn't know where we were there.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I grew up in they had like you know, the
Zodiac Killer and like all like the nice soccer.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
So here here's the question, and I'm throwing this out
and you guys can text in call in eight seven
seven forty four, Woody text over to two two nine
eighty seven. Did you have a paranoid Like did you
have a paranoid parent? Do you know a paranoid parent? Like,
oh my sisters, so whatever that is, or are you
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a paranoid parent, admit it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
So one of one of the three.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
If you if you have an example to share, did
you have a paranoid parent and what made them so paranoid?
Do you know a paranoid parent? Or are you a
paranoid parent? And it's probably more so. And I don't
know this, I don't love kids, but with the first
child more than the child, that's the way it usually does.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Because so like when my brother was a baby, if
he so much has just brushed his pacifier on anything
other than just holding it up, like if it fell
on the floor, my mom would boil it.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Boil it with me.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I could drop it in a pile of dog crab, true,
and just pick it up, wipe it on your pants,
and throw it.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
In your mouth.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, that's that's that's true. It's the first child. Yeah,
eight seven seven forty four, Woodie paranoid parents? Are you
a paranoid parent? Did you have a paranoid parent or
do you know one? And uh, what are they doing
that that makes you say that they're paranoid?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah? I want to hear this.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Hit us up. We'll get to those coming up. Next
to breaking news, Greg Gory had to take a major
out of work.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
much devastation or death.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Woody Woody, And now back to the Woody Show. Paranoid parents. Now,
somebody was asking Gina, did the mom have some kind
of hook up at the hospital. Now, the hospitals there were,
you know how like a dentist's office will do that,
like right after Halloween they'll say, oh, you can trade
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your candy in here.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
For a big brush.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I did hear about local hospitals from time to time
saying that it was, but I never thought anybody actually
did it. But oh no, that was Yeah, that was
Gina's friend's mom that would get all the girls together
and bring them down there. All right, So are you
a paranoid parent? Did you have a paranoid parent? Or
do you just know of a paranoid parent? And what
makes them so paranoid? Eight seven seven four do you?
(08:00):
Is the phone number? Text us over to two two
nine eighty seven. Katie is first, Hey, what's up Katie?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
And Katie?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Hi, good morning?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So who's the paranoid parent?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Or you got one?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Now?
Speaker 8 (08:13):
I probably was a paranoid parent when my kids were younger,
but once I turn eighteen. I was like, go have it.
My son is in his twenties and dates a gal
that's twenty two, and her mother still requires her to
get home during the week by nine pm and on
the weekend by ten pm.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
She's twenty two.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
How does that work? I mean, if she lives in
my house, she goes by my rule.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, maybe pretty much.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
That's probably how it is. And the thing that makes
me giggle is that her brothers have girlfriends that live
in the house. They've kind of told mom no, no,
you know, and they've tried to tell her, tell mom,
knock it off, you know. But she's just very respectful,
I'm going to say, of her mom. But it just
it's so stressful for them.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
On a date, Wait, how long has we.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Go to a restaurant?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
How long has your son been with the chick?
Speaker 8 (09:01):
A year?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Cut and run?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
What time does she have to be home again?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Nine?
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Nine nine during the week ten on the weekend. I
mean she go to a concert one time and she
got home.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
At one Is she in school or by chance or
anything like that?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Is just twenty two? Man, she works.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Just ask him, maybe getting a master's or something.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
It's always that's not cool. It's always different with the
girls too, Like you said, like the guys like come
and go, the girls on lockdown.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, but also you gotta be you gotta be careful.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
And she's the first girl, and I just think mommy's
afraid to let that.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
That's a little bit that stuff rubs up. That's why
they say that you want to see what your future
looks like when you're dating somebody. Look at the mother, right,
so like that kind of crazy might be genetic.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
He loves her dually and the family is all great,
all of them.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
It's just the mother just yeah, yeah, all right, Katie,
thanks you for the appreciate listening the Woodie Show. Four
what he sent us a text over to two two
nine eighty seven one on the text as my sister
in law, such a paranoid parent. She went to her
daughter's prom, waited for her in the parking lot, also
went with her on the senior trip, and she still
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cuts her food for her. She's nineteen years So.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Dere's psychological problem. That's like a mental illness, right, yes, yeah,
that's horrifying.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Cuts her food cuts her mind up.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
God does the other girl, not of hands.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
That is horror movie kind of stuff. A text.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
My mom wouldn't let me ride those little horses outside
the grocery store that were electric. She was afraid they
would blow up.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That's a reasonable fear of shirre.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Happens a lot a lot of kids that way.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I mean, my wife's pushing fifty and her dad like,
she'll go with the kids to go visit her parents,
and she'll be going to meet like her cousins for
dinner or something like that, and her dad will insist
that she calls when she gets to her location.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, I get I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Think that's weird.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I don't think that's weird. I think it's nice.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
But it's nice to say. But like he truly means it,
because if if enough time goes by, he'll call her
and go, hey, did you make it seriously serious?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I support it.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
I'm in my forties deep and I've gone home to
see my mom a billion times, and I've never been
allowed allowed. It's been heavily discouraged that I rent a
car if I need to go somewhere, she has to
take me.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
WHOA Yeah, but just because she wants to be with you.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I guess because I have families like that. They just
want to, you know, be hanging out with.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, she's not like I'll just wear a car. No,
this one.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
My daughter is a ninth grader and has a friend
whose mom thinks that she takes her mask off, she
will instantly get COVID. Really still, the girl has to
wear a mask every day of her life, no matter
where she is. Ever since COVID started, she's never allowed
to go anywhere with her friends. My daughter had a
birthday a few years back and the mom said that
she couldn't go to the party because she wouldn't be
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able to take her mask off. There stop it. She's
ruining her daughter's childhood and doesn't even know it.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yeah, that's that's crazy to be right.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, that's not normal.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, I'm a paranoid parent because I know what the
hell I did when I was younger, so I know
the possibilities. True, I mean, we all do. We all
did stuff. It's why I have to have a conversation
with my wife every once in a while to remind
her of that stuff. And then my wife says, well,
I was a good kid, I'm like, Okay, I'm sure
everything you did your parents were aware of. You never
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did anything that your parents. I can think of a
couple of things that I know about that her parents
have no idea. Yeah, so you know, not that she
was like a bad kid, but nobody was an angel.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
I was damn near perfect. But I was smoking a
on a weed at like fifteen. I don't think my
mom would have liked that.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Hey, what's up what you show? A friend wouldn't let
her son, her son's one high school age and another
one just a little bit younger, cook or shower when
they were home alone.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Okay, well, for fear of an accident, shower, don't depending.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
On the age, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, but that's that's insane.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Like you can get a job working food somewhere at
the fryar.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah, but you know you probably have some of the
family members you're like, you know what, you shouldn't be
cooking by.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yourself at home in a shower. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Let's see, had a friend growing up whose mom was
super worried about someone kidnapping her and she was a vet,
so she implanted a tracker in the back of her neck. Really,
that's I used to ask her to see it all
the time. She probably Here's the thing though, she probably
told her daughter that she did that because you know
you can like you know you can ye chip.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Chip your cat.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah, you chip a pet.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
She probably told her that to make her think I
know where you are.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
That's what it was.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
But that's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Just tell them another text here it says, I am
twenty eight years old and my mom still has my
email password and we'll read through my emails. Wo change
word right. Yeah, but then you got to deal with that.
It depends on Yeah, so I know. But like you know,
some people go crazy and like do you want the
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or don't you really care?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Well, at that point, you just have a backup email,
and that's where all the good emails going.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
That's where the.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I I know a paranoid parent that won't let their
kid eat strawberries because of the levels of pesticide residence.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
Oh, I know I have one of those parents. I
know one of those parents and they only when they're baking.
They won't use food coloring, to only use like beat
juice and die.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Rizzuto gotten a big argument with his wife years ago
because he gave I think it was his son, and
gave him like a single freedo and she lost her
mind and he's like you know what, and he like
he like left the house and took a walk around
the neighborhood and in barefoot got so heated.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You know, I'm one freedom one in the kid's life, right.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah. Another text came in said that when I was
growing up, my mom used to make me take a
pregnancy test once every two weeks.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
That's not okay unless you're a megaslore. Yeah, that's weird
and invasive.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I like, in other words, I know why to make
sure she's not pregnant, but like, like, why did you
decide to do that in the first place, Well, to not.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Trust your kid that much, I don't know. It's weird.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Kids are not taking it is.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Like Gina said, implying that she's a whore.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Basically, she maybe she had scare and that's that with mom.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Well, I mean, who's going to be taking care of
that kid? Is the question? Sure, but they end up
having one control.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
And other things.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Is this paranoia or is this yeah, it.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Is very control.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yeah, A lot of stuff about like people putting your favorites,
the air tags and stuff this, uh, this one. Mom
will just refresh, like they'll be sitting there at coffee
and just refresh, refresh, refresh, like constantly looking.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
They just don't have a kid.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
I don't know. Well, so you know, we went through
a thing where you know, we had to get the
mommy daddy phone, you know, for my son and like.
But that was a reaction to something and that is
not a foreverything plan that we have, Like, I would
rather things not be that way. So I do understand
that there are some circumstances like that pregnancy testing, Like
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did she get knocked up? Probably something happened, so now
the mom's worried about that happening.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Again, that's the only thing I could justify it if.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
It was just like out of nowhere, because she was
doing certain things when she was a kid. Now she's
putting this on. That's different. H My seven year old
wants to play outside in the backyard, but his friend.
The mom refuses because somebody might walk by and see
you and you would get kidnapped. So the mom has
to be outside otherwise the kid can't be outside. This
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goes back to it's ten pm. Do you know where
your kids are?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Nobody wants your kid.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
My mom was single mom, and she was working full
time and going to school full time. So what are
they call it? Latch key kid?
Speaker 10 (17:26):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
I was okay.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
So I remember I had a key to our apartment
on a string that was around my neck.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, I was eight years old. Yeah, and I would
let myself into the apartment after school, get off the bus,
let myself into the apartment, and then drop my stuff
off and go outside with my friends. I'm eight, yeah,
you know, and my mom wouldn't get home from work
until like regular getting in and getting home from work time,
and that was it. I would, you know, come in
when get dark, I lock the door. I knew to
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do that, and everything was fine.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Where there was like a there was a mom who
let their kid, we talked about it, let their kid
go to the park. Yeah, and someone called the cops
and she got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
She got arrested. Yeah, so stupid. My parents would be
in prison right now.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
My mother in law wipes down every grocery item with
disinfecting wipes, and it makes the family wash hands before
touching anything. Ratings come out every week and if they're
not good, and we got a dumb ass contest, ladies
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and gentlemen, boys and girls, let's play the.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yes, let us.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
All right, so Craigslist prices Riot, these are things that
will be being sold on Craigslist. I will tell everybody
about the item. I will ask somebody in the studio
to give me a bit on how much they think
it's being sold for on Craigslist. You, as the contestant
on the phone, just have to guess is the act
well Craigslist price higher or lower than the bid that
was given here by somebody in the studio. Even if
you could do that correct, you're going to be the winner.
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Eight seven Woodie is the phone number. And I think we're.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Ready to go.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Morgan's got everybody lined up here and let's start with Rob. Hey,
good morning, Rob Bro Rob. All right, so we're playing
the Craigslist price is right and the first it then
will go to Sammy. Okay, okay, he has been a
big story. It's the new Starbucks bear resta bear cup,
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new Starbucks glass bear resta bear cup clug slash tumbler.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, I didn't know that either.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
The sale of this cup will help our family with
the upcoming holidays. Thank you for your kindness.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Okay, at the Starbucks, let's so it's it's designed like.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
A Teddy Bear. It's like it's solely impractical.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah whatever, our co workers got one. It's so funny.
She uh, she was making fun of it because she
tried to put it in the holder in her car and.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
It doesn't fit.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
The first world problem? How is your bear reesta cup
doesn't fit down?
Speaker 8 (20:19):
Old?
Speaker 9 (20:20):
You have this thing at a circus forty years ago?
How is it like big, big hit all the Starbucks?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Okay, if this is going to help them pay for Christmas,
I'm guessing that they think it's going to be very high.
And we went over some we saw on eBay for
like tens of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I'm gonna say this one. One thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
One thousand bucks. Robbie, Ahi, Robbie, do you think the
actual Craigslist price is higher?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Or lower?
Speaker 9 (20:44):
Still?
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Higher?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Higher actual Craigslist price. It's a bargain, guys. At three
hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Oh wow, it's for sale.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Can we buy it?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Rob Sorry about that, but appreciate you. Listening to the
Wood Show and say hi to Cynthia. Hey, what's up Cynthia?
Speaker 8 (21:04):
Hey guys?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Hey, alright, so.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
We're playing the Craigslist price is right. Next is for
grey gray. It's a Madagascar hissing cockroach colony colony.
Speaker 9 (21:16):
To raise one of those in the studio.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I'm selling off my colony of hissers. Yes, they really
do hiss. There are thirty adults with lots of nymphs,
babies in all stages of growth. The colony comes with
ten males, twenty females and lots of nymphs in all
of the stages. A five gallon glass tank with secure
sliding screen toop heat matt with digital thermostad, easy to
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care for. It makes a truly unique pet that is
handled by young and old of the studio.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Check it out. Greg, my god, how do you know
what You're.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Crank that heat mad up to a thousand and watch
them die?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Hearing up, I'm about to cry.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Surviving explosion.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Greg.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Get this?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
How much for the Madagascar hissing cockroach colony.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Because it comes as I can't even speak with the
glass tank and everything.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
How about one hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
One hundred dollars Cynthia, do you think the actual crisis
price is higher or lower than one hundred dollars.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
I'm going to go higher.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Actual Craigslist price sixty dollars. Checking it up this weekend.
Oh for two? All right, Cynthia, thank you for listening
to the show. I appreciate that. Let's go to Carlos. Hey,
good morning, Carlos, Hey, good morning. Do you show Hey Carlos,
(22:56):
Good morning, Gina, you're up.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
It's a pill crusher for elderly cuts because you can't
swallow pills. I'll for those who cannot swallow whole pills.
Electronic used for my mom for only six months in
new condition, crush multiple pills at once with the first crush.
Automated pill crusher the leading electronic pill crusher for caregivers
in hospitals and nursing homes. Simple to use, Just put
(23:23):
your pills in the cups, place the cup in the machine,
and push one button to start the crush cycle.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Is it like a blender and I'll show you here
in a second.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Says you can use the cups to mix in apple,
sauce or other food stuff as desired. Simple to use,
one button activation and improve medication dosing blah blah blah
blah blah, and the and the cups are included with
the machine, which I would assume. But yeah, there it
is right there.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh that's kind of cool. Okay.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
It's the size of an old school like can opener,
after the electric can openers. You'd see.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
It's it's like the seventies.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
There's something cool about it's bad ass. Yeah, yeah, that's
really cool.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
You need to get that.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I want it, and I hope that I can purchase
it for.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Thirty dollars?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Carlos? Is it higher or lower than thirty dollars? I'm
gonna say lower lower actual Craigslist price two hundred dollars. Sorry, Carlos,
but I appreciate listen, thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
You know what else works? The back of a spoon,
are following it?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Or the testy.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Let's go to uh, Erica, Hey, good morning, Erica.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Are you guys doing great?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Erica is next and Menace is next. All right, okay,
this is the Emirates Business Class. How would you say this?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
This name?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Uh right, it's a designer things Bulgary. I always heard Bulgary.
It's spelled b V l g A R. Bulgari anyway,
I'm saying Bulgari selling my Emirates Business Class flight Bagari kid.
(25:16):
It has an adjustable lounge wear pajamas inside a pair
of slippers and imask and Bulgarian toilet. It's unopened toiletry
kit is for men. Must go this weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I really want that.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
All right, this is a I'm not one of these
when I flew to Japan, but it.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Was to me.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
By the way, the V is pronounced like you because
it's stylized in the Roman style.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Bulgari. All right, how much menace?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I'm gonna say eighty eighty bucks?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Erica. Do you think the actual Craisis price is higher
or lower than eighty dollars?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
I think it is higher higher.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Actual Craigs's price is one hundred dollars. Fine, ideals? All right, Erica,
thank you for the call. Hang on one second, we'll
get all of your information. Next up will be Austin. Hey, Austin,
how are you.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
All right?
Speaker 10 (26:22):
So?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oscar? Oh, Oscar, they have it in here as Austin.
I'm sorry, let's change that to Oscar Sammy, Yes, all right,
uh Sea Bass, Okay, it's a nineteen sixties shopping cart
with Coca Cola bottle holder. Vintage nineteen sixties tote cart
grocery store shopping cart tote with two Coca Cola bottle
(26:44):
holders still attached. Still an overall good condition, just a
little rusty, nice item from the past altogether, email if interested.
I mean it looks a bit I can't tell that
picture of car. Yeah, a shopping card. I'll see why
it is. Holders are Coca Cola specific to be metal.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
But yeah, regardless, that would be a nice piece of clutter,
so I will go with that's you know, you're.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Being the cart arc, don't you. Don't you think that'd
be kind of cool to have one. You can put
it in the museum, yeah, players, and kind the way
you use the tool chess as an entertainment center, like
like you could use this for something, yeah, to hold hold, yeah,
like for like blankets and here you go.
Speaker 9 (27:23):
What are people holding shopping carts besides homeless crap? You
can roll up, yeah, roll up some Yeah, I'm sure
Greg can style it for you.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Since it's so old. I'll give it a two and
thirty one dollars two.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Hundred and thirty one dollars Oscar, what do you think higher?
Lower than two hundred and thirty one dollars lower lower
actual craigsist price is one hundred and fifty dollars. That
would win.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
You could make it into a bar cart.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, okay, get no flat surfaces on that thing.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
You know? All right, Oscar? Hang on second, buddy, we'll
get all of your information. And here we'll get one more.
Let's go to uhjeseus zez. Hello Jesus, Hey, bort, you
want to bed on on one? No? Yeah, sure, I'm down.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Okay, this is This.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Is for board trunks worn and signed by Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
All right.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
It says these trunks had to be ordered by Hulk
Hougan through K and H. K and H has been
making wrestling gear since nineteen fifty three. Official these trunks
were made to Hoogan's specifications at an earlier point in
his career, signed and includes a hologram for authenticity. As
(28:51):
soon as you hold these trunks, you will tell that
they are not cheap, but they are custom made for autographs.
Now can you see that through the glass. It's it's a.
It's a. It's the yellow it's the yellow pair of trunks.
It's it's it's signed by Hulk. That's got deler w
(29:11):
w f Era Hulk Hogan looking like, because it's got
to stand on the one side. On the other side,
he wrote, h O f oh five, So Hall of
Fame five? Yeah, how much do you think these bad
boys are going for? All right?
Speaker 10 (29:23):
Taking into account that he's passed away, there's never gonna
be a sign autograph from him ever again, Hall of Fame.
I'm gonna go about I'm gonna go about five grand
oh damn, five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Trunks man, right, all right, wait, extra material for the
rosin bag. All right, heyzus, what do you think actual
Craigslist price higher or lower?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I'm gonna go with lower lower.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Actual Craigslist price one thousand, one hundred dollars. Yea brother?
All right, well, hazeus, congratulations, hang on another winner for
the Craigslist prices. Rights.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, maybe you want these?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
You know, we could send them to a half backed
I'm sure. Yeah, I'll sleep with them on my face.
Quick break more What He Show is next? Hang on
the wood?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
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Speaker 3 (00:14):
And now back to the We're into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woodie, Greg Hey, Menace, Yeah, Gina,
Hi Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan, Yo, phone's open eight seven
four Woodie text us check in over to two two
(00:37):
nine eight seven. I do have a topic based on
something we just talked about recently, and I want to
see what you got on it. But I'm gonna start
with this. It's some Christmas news for Sammy. Okay. After
years of trying to open candy canes without breaking them, Yeah, impossible,
someone to struggle, someone's finally invented away to help out.
(00:59):
Greg So brock Candy, you know brox Oh yeah, oh.
They have come out with this official candy cane opener
and it's a it's real simple to use. Apparently, it's
just a small opener that fits in your hand and
all you have to do is stick the long part
of the candy cane inside the opener and it will
cut the wrapper open for you. You can find it
(01:23):
the caneopener dot com. Okay, the cane opener dot com
five bucks and comes with a box of candy canes.
What a deal. That's a great deal. And it doubles
as a Christmas ornament when you're not using it. So
if you hang, do you hang uh candy canes on
(01:45):
the tree? I do not, you don't. My wife?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
My wife does that.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I think it's kind of trash.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
If you need filler, yeah, but if you were to
live another ten thousand years, would you have one care
andy cane?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Does not? Anybody candy my kids?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
My kids eat them, especially peppermint ones that are like.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Fruit flavor, like the little mini ones are cool. And
then all for hanging. Yeah, I don't think on the tree,
but like on I don't know if you have a
fireplace or something like that. The decor right there is cool.
What do you mean candy canes like decoration?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Or I'll put them in a little kind of jar
thing and have them hooked around the edge.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
It's at the end of Christmas. Throw them out. Yes,
it's like sucking on toothpaste. Now the kids, the kids
eat them. You're right, the fruit flavored one, just the
original like red and white ones.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The kids, the kids eat them. The fruit flavor is
so good. Yeah, those are the only good ones.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Those are not dog No.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Like the opener is great though, because because kids do
get very disappointed if you go to open the candy
cane and it breaks.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
They're like, oh, yeah, all right, but this is not
an ornament. This is an ugly pencil sharpener.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
So saying with the candy thing, Gina was mentioning about,
like you know, when you went trig or treating, some
parents would take the kids to the emergency room to
the hospital, not because somebody got hurt or poisoned, I
don't know, you would bring your candy so they could
X ray it.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
All.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Getting Peggy's minivan.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
My mom had told, you know me, like, don't eat
the candy before you get home and I have a
chance to look at it. Because that was in the
height of this is like the eighties panic where everybody's
taking their people are putting staples now. Also at that point,
that was still in the era where people were giving
like homemade or home baked things, so popcorn balls, little
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little like sandwich baggies of like cookies candy apple, that
stuff we were never allowed to eat and quite honestly
never even thought to eat those things because you wanted
the actual candy trash, but no one was putting stuff
in like a Hershey Bar peanut butter cup kind of
thing exactly. So this just goes into the whole idea
(03:58):
of there's some really pair annoyed parents out there. Oh yeah,
and you just look at the difference. You know, I'm
forty nine years old, so my era, the gen X era,
compared to the like the younger millennials and Gen Z
like that side older millennials, you guys are more more
gen X in this way where the parents weren't nearly
(04:21):
as consumed with knowing every minute of their child's day
and what they're doing and where they're at in that
exact moment as it is now. Sure, like there's way
more I don't know what they call it. It used to
be like helicopter parents, yeah, and parents, But there are
some paranoid parents out there.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, I think like the generation that we grew up
in definitely paranoid millennial. Like, I feel like parents want
to be best friends.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
With their kids.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You think our parents were paranoid yeah, I think it's
the opposite.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Goes back and forth, like remember there were commercials saying
it's ten o'clock, do you know your children are?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
They didn't know where I'm like, well, I'm slightly younger
than you, just like by a hair and I'm in
that weird like analog technology era that they say, which
is a different generation. And then I'm telling you, like
my parents super paranoid.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Well I think it's I think it's your parents. I
think in general it wasn't like that. Even in that era.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It wasn't like that.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
But all the boogeyman stuff like the candy or the
white van, like they had random stuff they would focus on,
and otherwise they didn't know where we were there.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I grew up in they had like you know, the
Zodiac Killer and like all like the nice soccer.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
So here here's the question, and I'm throwing this out
and you guys can text in call in eight seven
seven forty four, Woody text over to two two nine
eighty seven. Did you have a paranoid Like did you
have a paranoid parent? Do you know a paranoid parent? Like,
oh my sisters, so whatever that is, or are you
(05:59):
a paranoid parent, admit it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
So one of one of the three.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
If you if you have an example to share, did
you have a paranoid parent and what made them so paranoid?
Do you know a paranoid parent? Or are you a
paranoid parent? And it's probably more so. And I don't
know this, I don't love kids, but with the first
child more than the child, that's the way it usually does.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Because so like when my brother was a baby, if
he so much has just brushed his pacifier on anything
other than just holding it up, like if it fell
on the floor, my mom would boil it.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Boil it with me.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I could drop it in a pile of dog crab, true,
and just pick it up, wipe it on your pants,
and throw it.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
In your mouth.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, that's that's that's true. It's the first child. Yeah,
eight seven seven forty four, Woodie paranoid parents? Are you
a paranoid parent? Did you have a paranoid parent or
do you know one? And uh, what are they doing
that that makes you say that they're paranoid?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah? I want to hear this.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Hit us up. We'll get to those coming up. Next
to breaking news, Greg Gory had to take a major
out of work.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
much devastation or death.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Woody Woody, And now back to the Woody Show. Paranoid parents. Now,
somebody was asking Gina, did the mom have some kind
of hook up at the hospital. Now, the hospitals there were,
you know how like a dentist's office will do that,
like right after Halloween they'll say, oh, you can trade
(07:34):
your candy in here.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
For a big brush.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I did hear about local hospitals from time to time
saying that it was, but I never thought anybody actually
did it. But oh no, that was Yeah, that was
Gina's friend's mom that would get all the girls together
and bring them down there. All right, So are you
a paranoid parent? Did you have a paranoid parent? Or
do you just know of a paranoid parent? And what
makes them so paranoid? Eight seven seven four do you?
(08:00):
Is the phone number? Text us over to two two
nine eighty seven. Katie is first, Hey, what's up Katie?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
And Katie?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Hi, good morning?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So who's the paranoid parent?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Or you got one?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Now?
Speaker 8 (08:13):
I probably was a paranoid parent when my kids were younger,
but once I turn eighteen. I was like, go have it.
My son is in his twenties and dates a gal
that's twenty two, and her mother still requires her to
get home during the week by nine pm and on
the weekend by ten pm.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
She's twenty two.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
How does that work? I mean, if she lives in
my house, she goes by my rule.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, maybe pretty much.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
That's probably how it is. And the thing that makes
me giggle is that her brothers have girlfriends that live
in the house. They've kind of told mom no, no,
you know, and they've tried to tell her, tell mom,
knock it off, you know. But she's just very respectful,
I'm going to say, of her mom. But it just
it's so stressful for them.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
On a date, Wait, how long has we.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Go to a restaurant?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
How long has your son been with the chick?
Speaker 8 (09:01):
A year?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Cut and run?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
What time does she have to be home again?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Nine?
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Nine nine during the week ten on the weekend. I
mean she go to a concert one time and she
got home.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
At one Is she in school or by chance or
anything like that?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Is just twenty two? Man, she works.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Just ask him, maybe getting a master's or something.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
It's always that's not cool. It's always different with the
girls too, Like you said, like the guys like come
and go, the girls on lockdown.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, but also you gotta be you gotta be careful.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
And she's the first girl, and I just think mommy's
afraid to let that.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
That's a little bit that stuff rubs up. That's why
they say that you want to see what your future
looks like when you're dating somebody. Look at the mother, right,
so like that kind of crazy might be genetic.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
He loves her dually and the family is all great,
all of them.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
It's just the mother just yeah, yeah, all right, Katie,
thanks you for the appreciate listening the Woodie Show. Four
what he sent us a text over to two two
nine eighty seven one on the text as my sister
in law, such a paranoid parent. She went to her
daughter's prom, waited for her in the parking lot, also
went with her on the senior trip, and she still
(10:15):
cuts her food for her. She's nineteen years So.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Dere's psychological problem. That's like a mental illness, right, yes, yeah,
that's horrifying.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Cuts her food cuts her mind up.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
God does the other girl, not of hands.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
That is horror movie kind of stuff. A text.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
My mom wouldn't let me ride those little horses outside
the grocery store that were electric. She was afraid they
would blow up.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That's a reasonable fear of shirre.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Happens a lot a lot of kids that way.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I mean, my wife's pushing fifty and her dad like,
she'll go with the kids to go visit her parents,
and she'll be going to meet like her cousins for
dinner or something like that, and her dad will insist
that she calls when she gets to her location.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, I get I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Think that's weird.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I don't think that's weird. I think it's nice.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
But it's nice to say. But like he truly means it,
because if if enough time goes by, he'll call her
and go, hey, did you make it seriously serious?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I support it.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
I'm in my forties deep and I've gone home to
see my mom a billion times, and I've never been
allowed allowed. It's been heavily discouraged that I rent a
car if I need to go somewhere, she has to
take me.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
WHOA Yeah, but just because she wants to be with you.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I guess because I have families like that. They just
want to, you know, be hanging out with.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, she's not like I'll just wear a car. No,
this one.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
My daughter is a ninth grader and has a friend
whose mom thinks that she takes her mask off, she
will instantly get COVID. Really still, the girl has to
wear a mask every day of her life, no matter
where she is. Ever since COVID started, she's never allowed
to go anywhere with her friends. My daughter had a
birthday a few years back and the mom said that
she couldn't go to the party because she wouldn't be
(12:11):
able to take her mask off. There stop it. She's
ruining her daughter's childhood and doesn't even know it.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yeah, that's that's crazy to be right.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, that's not normal.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, I'm a paranoid parent because I know what the
hell I did when I was younger, so I know
the possibilities. True, I mean, we all do. We all
did stuff. It's why I have to have a conversation
with my wife every once in a while to remind
her of that stuff. And then my wife says, well,
I was a good kid, I'm like, Okay, I'm sure
everything you did your parents were aware of. You never
(12:45):
did anything that your parents. I can think of a
couple of things that I know about that her parents
have no idea. Yeah, so you know, not that she
was like a bad kid, but nobody was an angel.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
I was damn near perfect. But I was smoking a
on a weed at like fifteen. I don't think my
mom would have liked that.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Hey, what's up what you show? A friend wouldn't let
her son, her son's one high school age and another
one just a little bit younger, cook or shower when
they were home alone.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Okay, well, for fear of an accident, shower, don't depending.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
On the age, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, but that's that's insane.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Like you can get a job working food somewhere at
the fryar.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah, but you know you probably have some of the
family members you're like, you know what, you shouldn't be
cooking by.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yourself at home in a shower. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Let's see, had a friend growing up whose mom was
super worried about someone kidnapping her and she was a vet,
so she implanted a tracker in the back of her neck. Really,
that's I used to ask her to see it all
the time. She probably Here's the thing though, she probably
told her daughter that she did that because you know
you can like you know you can ye chip.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Chip your cat.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah, you chip a pet.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
She probably told her that to make her think I
know where you are.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
That's what it was.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
But that's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Just tell them another text here it says, I am
twenty eight years old and my mom still has my
email password and we'll read through my emails. Wo change
word right. Yeah, but then you got to deal with that.
It depends on Yeah, so I know. But like you know,
some people go crazy and like do you want the
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or don't you really care?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Well, at that point, you just have a backup email,
and that's where all the good emails going.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
That's where the.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I I know a paranoid parent that won't let their
kid eat strawberries because of the levels of pesticide residence.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
Oh, I know I have one of those parents. I
know one of those parents and they only when they're baking.
They won't use food coloring, to only use like beat
juice and die.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Rizzuto gotten a big argument with his wife years ago
because he gave I think it was his son, and
gave him like a single freedo and she lost her
mind and he's like you know what, and he like
he like left the house and took a walk around
the neighborhood and in barefoot got so heated.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You know, I'm one freedom one in the kid's life, right.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah. Another text came in said that when I was
growing up, my mom used to make me take a
pregnancy test once every two weeks.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
That's not okay unless you're a megaslore. Yeah, that's weird
and invasive.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I like, in other words, I know why to make
sure she's not pregnant, but like, like, why did you
decide to do that in the first place, Well, to not.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Trust your kid that much, I don't know. It's weird.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Kids are not taking it is.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Like Gina said, implying that she's a whore.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Basically, she maybe she had scare and that's that with mom.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Well, I mean, who's going to be taking care of
that kid? Is the question? Sure, but they end up
having one control.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
And other things.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Is this paranoia or is this yeah, it.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Is very control.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yeah, A lot of stuff about like people putting your favorites,
the air tags and stuff this, uh, this one. Mom
will just refresh, like they'll be sitting there at coffee
and just refresh, refresh, refresh, like constantly looking.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
They just don't have a kid.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
I don't know. Well, so you know, we went through
a thing where you know, we had to get the
mommy daddy phone, you know, for my son and like.
But that was a reaction to something and that is
not a foreverything plan that we have, Like, I would
rather things not be that way. So I do understand
that there are some circumstances like that pregnancy testing, Like
(16:43):
did she get knocked up? Probably something happened, so now
the mom's worried about that happening.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Again, that's the only thing I could justify it if.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
It was just like out of nowhere, because she was
doing certain things when she was a kid. Now she's
putting this on. That's different. H My seven year old
wants to play outside in the backyard, but his friend.
The mom refuses because somebody might walk by and see
you and you would get kidnapped. So the mom has
to be outside otherwise the kid can't be outside. This
(17:14):
goes back to it's ten pm. Do you know where
your kids are?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Nobody wants your kid.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
My mom was single mom, and she was working full
time and going to school full time. So what are
they call it? Latch key kid?
Speaker 10 (17:26):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
I was okay.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
So I remember I had a key to our apartment
on a string that was around my neck.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, I was eight years old. Yeah, and I would
let myself into the apartment after school, get off the bus,
let myself into the apartment, and then drop my stuff
off and go outside with my friends. I'm eight, yeah,
you know, and my mom wouldn't get home from work
until like regular getting in and getting home from work time,
and that was it. I would, you know, come in
when get dark, I lock the door. I knew to
(17:52):
do that, and everything was fine.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Where there was like a there was a mom who
let their kid, we talked about it, let their kid
go to the park. Yeah, and someone called the cops
and she got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
She got arrested. Yeah, so stupid. My parents would be
in prison right now.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
My mother in law wipes down every grocery item with
disinfecting wipes, and it makes the family wash hands before
touching anything. Ratings come out every week and if they're
not good, and we got a dumb ass contest, ladies
(18:37):
and gentlemen, boys and girls, let's play the.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yes, let us.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
All right, so Craigslist prices Riot, these are things that
will be being sold on Craigslist. I will tell everybody
about the item. I will ask somebody in the studio
to give me a bit on how much they think
it's being sold for on Craigslist. You, as the contestant
on the phone, just have to guess is the act
well Craigslist price higher or lower than the bid that
was given here by somebody in the studio. Even if
you could do that correct, you're going to be the winner.
(19:07):
Eight seven Woodie is the phone number. And I think we're.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Ready to go.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Morgan's got everybody lined up here and let's start with Rob. Hey,
good morning, Rob Bro Rob. All right, so we're playing
the Craigslist price is right and the first it then
will go to Sammy. Okay, okay, he has been a
big story. It's the new Starbucks bear resta bear cup,
(19:40):
new Starbucks glass bear resta bear cup clug slash tumbler.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, I didn't know that either.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
The sale of this cup will help our family with
the upcoming holidays. Thank you for your kindness.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Okay, at the Starbucks, let's so it's it's designed like.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
A Teddy Bear. It's like it's solely impractical.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah whatever, our co workers got one. It's so funny.
She uh, she was making fun of it because she
tried to put it in the holder in her car and.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
It doesn't fit.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
The first world problem? How is your bear reesta cup
doesn't fit down?
Speaker 8 (20:19):
Old?
Speaker 9 (20:20):
You have this thing at a circus forty years ago?
How is it like big, big hit all the Starbucks?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Okay, if this is going to help them pay for Christmas,
I'm guessing that they think it's going to be very high.
And we went over some we saw on eBay for
like tens of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I'm gonna say this one. One thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
One thousand bucks. Robbie, Ahi, Robbie, do you think the
actual Craigslist price is higher?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Or lower?
Speaker 9 (20:44):
Still?
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Higher?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Higher actual Craigslist price. It's a bargain, guys. At three
hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Oh wow, it's for sale.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Can we buy it?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Rob Sorry about that, but appreciate you. Listening to the
Wood Show and say hi to Cynthia. Hey, what's up Cynthia?
Speaker 8 (21:04):
Hey guys?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Hey, alright, so.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
We're playing the Craigslist price is right. Next is for
grey gray. It's a Madagascar hissing cockroach colony colony.
Speaker 9 (21:16):
To raise one of those in the studio.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I'm selling off my colony of hissers. Yes, they really
do hiss. There are thirty adults with lots of nymphs,
babies in all stages of growth. The colony comes with
ten males, twenty females and lots of nymphs in all
of the stages. A five gallon glass tank with secure
sliding screen toop heat matt with digital thermostad, easy to
(21:42):
care for. It makes a truly unique pet that is
handled by young and old of the studio.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Check it out. Greg, my god, how do you know
what You're.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Crank that heat mad up to a thousand and watch
them die?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Hearing up, I'm about to cry.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Surviving explosion.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Greg.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Get this?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
How much for the Madagascar hissing cockroach colony.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Because it comes as I can't even speak with the
glass tank and everything.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
How about one hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
One hundred dollars Cynthia, do you think the actual crisis
price is higher or lower than one hundred dollars.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
I'm going to go higher.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Actual Craigslist price sixty dollars. Checking it up this weekend.
Oh for two? All right, Cynthia, thank you for listening
to the show. I appreciate that. Let's go to Carlos. Hey,
good morning, Carlos, Hey, good morning. Do you show Hey Carlos,
(22:56):
Good morning, Gina, you're up.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
It's a pill crusher for elderly cuts because you can't
swallow pills. I'll for those who cannot swallow whole pills.
Electronic used for my mom for only six months in
new condition, crush multiple pills at once with the first crush.
Automated pill crusher the leading electronic pill crusher for caregivers
in hospitals and nursing homes. Simple to use, Just put
(23:23):
your pills in the cups, place the cup in the machine,
and push one button to start the crush cycle.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Is it like a blender and I'll show you here
in a second.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Says you can use the cups to mix in apple,
sauce or other food stuff as desired. Simple to use,
one button activation and improve medication dosing blah blah blah
blah blah, and the and the cups are included with
the machine, which I would assume. But yeah, there it
is right there.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh that's kind of cool. Okay.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
It's the size of an old school like can opener,
after the electric can openers. You'd see.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
It's it's like the seventies.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
There's something cool about it's bad ass. Yeah, yeah, that's
really cool.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
You need to get that.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I want it, and I hope that I can purchase
it for.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Thirty dollars?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Carlos? Is it higher or lower than thirty dollars? I'm
gonna say lower lower actual Craigslist price two hundred dollars. Sorry, Carlos,
but I appreciate listen, thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
You know what else works? The back of a spoon,
are following it?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Or the testy.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Let's go to uh, Erica, Hey, good morning, Erica.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Are you guys doing great?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Erica is next and Menace is next. All right, okay,
this is the Emirates Business Class. How would you say this?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
This name?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Uh right, it's a designer things Bulgary. I always heard Bulgary.
It's spelled b V l g A R. Bulgari anyway,
I'm saying Bulgari selling my Emirates Business Class flight Bagari kid.
(25:16):
It has an adjustable lounge wear pajamas inside a pair
of slippers and imask and Bulgarian toilet. It's unopened toiletry
kit is for men. Must go this weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I really want that.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
All right, this is a I'm not one of these
when I flew to Japan, but it.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Was to me.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
By the way, the V is pronounced like you because
it's stylized in the Roman style.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Bulgari. All right, how much menace?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I'm gonna say eighty eighty bucks?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Erica. Do you think the actual Craisis price is higher
or lower than eighty dollars?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
I think it is higher higher.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Actual Craigs's price is one hundred dollars. Fine, ideals? All right, Erica,
thank you for the call. Hang on one second, we'll
get all of your information. Next up will be Austin. Hey, Austin,
how are you.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
All right?
Speaker 10 (26:22):
So?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oscar? Oh, Oscar, they have it in here as Austin.
I'm sorry, let's change that to Oscar Sammy, Yes, all right,
uh Sea Bass, Okay, it's a nineteen sixties shopping cart
with Coca Cola bottle holder. Vintage nineteen sixties tote cart
grocery store shopping cart tote with two Coca Cola bottle
(26:44):
holders still attached. Still an overall good condition, just a
little rusty, nice item from the past altogether, email if interested.
I mean it looks a bit I can't tell that
picture of car. Yeah, a shopping card. I'll see why
it is. Holders are Coca Cola specific to be metal.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
But yeah, regardless, that would be a nice piece of clutter,
so I will go with that's you know, you're.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Being the cart arc, don't you. Don't you think that'd
be kind of cool to have one. You can put
it in the museum, yeah, players, and kind the way
you use the tool chess as an entertainment center, like
like you could use this for something, yeah, to hold hold, yeah,
like for like blankets and here you go.
Speaker 9 (27:23):
What are people holding shopping carts besides homeless crap? You
can roll up, yeah, roll up some Yeah, I'm sure
Greg can style it for you.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Since it's so old. I'll give it a two and
thirty one dollars two.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Hundred and thirty one dollars Oscar, what do you think higher?
Lower than two hundred and thirty one dollars lower lower
actual craigsist price is one hundred and fifty dollars. That
would win.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
You could make it into a bar cart.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, okay, get no flat surfaces on that thing.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
You know? All right, Oscar? Hang on second, buddy, we'll
get all of your information. And here we'll get one more.
Let's go to uhjeseus zez. Hello Jesus, Hey, bort, you
want to bed on on one? No? Yeah, sure, I'm down.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Okay, this is This.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Is for board trunks worn and signed by Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
All right.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
It says these trunks had to be ordered by Hulk
Hougan through K and H. K and H has been
making wrestling gear since nineteen fifty three. Official these trunks
were made to Hoogan's specifications at an earlier point in
his career, signed and includes a hologram for authenticity. As
(28:51):
soon as you hold these trunks, you will tell that
they are not cheap, but they are custom made for autographs.
Now can you see that through the glass. It's it's a.
It's a. It's the yellow it's the yellow pair of trunks.
It's it's it's signed by Hulk. That's got deler w
(29:11):
w f Era Hulk Hogan looking like, because it's got
to stand on the one side. On the other side,
he wrote, h O f oh five, So Hall of
Fame five? Yeah, how much do you think these bad
boys are going for? All right?
Speaker 10 (29:23):
Taking into account that he's passed away, there's never gonna
be a sign autograph from him ever again, Hall of Fame.
I'm gonna go about I'm gonna go about five grand
oh damn, five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Trunks man, right, all right, wait, extra material for the
rosin bag. All right, heyzus, what do you think actual
Craigslist price higher or lower?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I'm gonna go with lower lower.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Actual Craigslist price one thousand, one hundred dollars. Yea brother?
All right, well, hazeus, congratulations, hang on another winner for
the Craigslist prices. Rights.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, maybe you want these?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
You know, we could send them to a half backed
I'm sure. Yeah, I'll sleep with them on my face.
Quick break more What He Show is next? Hang on
the wood?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
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