The Woody Show November 20th 2025 Podcast

Jim Donovan says goodbye, News Headlines, How much for that old crap? & More! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is a dude to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show How.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

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Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Today is Thursday.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
It is November the twentieth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Thank you for being here.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Good morning. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory
Hie Woody. We got menace him. The grad is here.
Sea Bass is here. There's Sammy Morgan is our associate producer.
She's on the job today. We've got von our video producer.
There is dumbass Tyler Bort is here.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Menngi is here.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Woodie.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
You can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. Today we're gonna talk to our favorite
news anchor in America.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
His name is Jim Donovan.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
We got introduced to him through a clip that Sea
Bass played on the show, like a weekend audio type
of thing or whatever, and we're like, man, you have
many many years.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
Ago, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
It's funny to the point where we reached out to
to get him on the show, and then we did
like a regular thing with him. Kind of like we
do now with you know, the with the Boys with
the Crossfire segment. You know, you're just getting Jimmy's take
on the news. But he's retiring, you guys, oh man,
So just want to wish him well. So Jim Donovan
will join us also some of the trending news headlines.
The weekend audio It is coming up today.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Two point zero. Maybe maybe maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Sea Bass has got that for us. Menace with the
latest in the world of entertainment. We got the birthdays,
the porn of birthday all on the way here on
the Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Uh, Greg Woody was.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Talking to me about there's a new Netflix documentary. I've
seen a little thing about it. It's it's the Eddie
Murphy one.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
It's called Being at Eddie.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Okay, we didn't come out just a week ago, five
days ago, down recent like that.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
I watched it and I could have and I should
have masturbated to it. Godts, not for his hotness, not
for the movies, but for his house. Oh yeah, my god,
it was. I was turned on by it's a town,
it's a legal hotel. It's so big. He has a

(02:43):
retractable roof in this one portion of his house. He said, Oh,
it's getting kind of cold, let me close the room.
Whole thing is just like, that's cool. It's one of
those houses that's so damn big that you wouldn't even
know if twenty people were home. It's so gorgeous. It's
it was mind blowing. And he's kind of a man

(03:04):
after my heart. Where he's he's talking about all these
upcoming projects. Obviously they look back at his filmography, everything
he's done, and during the documentary he either gets a
call or or some sort of interest in reprising a
role or doing a new project. And he was reluctant.
He said, Ah, my favorite thing to do is just
sit around. I don't want to do anything.

Speaker 8 (03:27):
I'm looking at an over hot headshot. This is a
legit like spage away hotel court.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
That you would think you could rent out as a hotel.
It's so gorgeous.

Speaker 9 (03:38):
Really affirm this. I've been there, Yeah, been to his
house and a night there, and I did not spend
the night there, but he's there with a friend who
was friends with him, and I saw maybe I don't
know fifteen percent.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Of it because it's Jay. It's a huge compound. He
had like a full kitchen staff, like all night.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
It was.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
It was incredible what.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Was going on there that you were there was a
big party kind of.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
It was just a couple of people and my friend
who was friends was like, come on up, but I
was like are you sure.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
It's like, yeah, I come on up, and what you do?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I went up there literally in my like work pajamas.
It's like, hey, hi, I'm Gina, and we just hung
out like you know, cool. Yeah, a little a little
like not super warm, but like became much nicer as
evening went on.

Speaker 10 (04:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
Yeah, she thought, like Michael Jordan is now just like quiet, somber, but.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
What but did end up being very friendly and the
house is beyond spectacles and if you asked.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
He's one of those guys I would hope would be cool.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
Even in the interview portions of the documentary where he's
talking directly to the camera or even addressing somebody who's
asking the questions, he seemed a little like guarded.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, that's the right word. Guarded.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Guarded.

Speaker 11 (04:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
And you get like that because so many people are,
you know, wanting things from you, expectations of you.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
It's been world famous forever.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
They're are your problems, you know, and then also you
know all those people who are just like, you know,
over the top, you envious in different ways from but
it was super fun.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Is the kind of house you would legit get lost in.

Speaker 9 (05:11):
If I was allowed to roam around, I'd never find
my way back up. Every room had an intercom, because
I remember just hanging out with my friend in some
like random place and we're like having this like heart
to heart and like really just like intense, and then we.

Speaker 12 (05:25):
Hear like gosh, what was that where?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
And I'm like, where is that coming from? And where
do we go? Where's here?

Speaker 11 (05:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Exactly?

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Ye parents, I don't think their intercom still works, but
they installed one in the eighties.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
I think everybody had them with that kind of like
the tan button.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Only long ones. Yeah, just so they could yell at kids,
that's all.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
They look like.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
They're like a like a like a flat version of
those alarm clocks that were in every hotel, ratchy looking one.

Speaker 13 (05:54):
Look.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Yeah, you had the built in one that never worked,
and then we bought the little desktop ones that you're
talking about. Your couple here set up on the neighbors
they had the same.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
I think we had the trifecta of things that people
did in the eighties that were central. They had the
intercom they built in, they had central vacuums which yes,
crazy drum installed in the basement, just typed into every
room necessary main pain and the deed installed through all that.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
And we had a laundry.

Speaker 9 (06:24):
Shoot, how many times did you threaten siblings that you're
gonna put him in there?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
We threw everything down the lond.

Speaker 14 (06:35):
I think though, you're going back to chefs? What was
really cool? And I swear when Morgan and I we
went to Dana White's office was which was like what
you just described.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
It was just insane, just the office alone.

Speaker 14 (06:47):
Yeah, just his office was crazy. When we opened the
door for his private kitchen, like the chefs disappeared, there's
like there's like some censor. Yeah, they know, like just
they just walked out and like what do you want?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, be robots mens. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
So my my, my really good friend. He is in
a business partnership with Dana White on on something and
so he's with them all the time. Yeah, and he goes, Dude,
this guy's life, I mean, and don't get me wrong,
my friend's life is pretty insane.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
He's he's doing mega fine.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
But yeah, he's like.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
For him to be blown away by it's got to be.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
It's nice that he's not jaded.

Speaker 11 (07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (07:26):
And then when he like opened the door to his bar,
he's like, oh, yeah, this is my private bar. When
he opened the door to the bar and in his
office again the bar could fit one hundred and fifty people.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 15 (07:37):
Whole separate, huge room.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Eight seven.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
You can hit us up with the text over to
two to ninety seven? Was that the coolest feature Greg
was the retractable roof, or like if you had to
pick one thing from all the stuff from his house
that you just saw in the documentary, Like what.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
You say was, whoever his designer is my favorite part
because I looked at his house on Google Maps and
the retract double roof is about one twenty fifth of
the size of the house, so it's only one major little.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Piece when you look in the sky and you're only
saying one billion.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
The coolest part and I issue not his designer did
such a good job. And he had this one wall
it's like an accent wall and the wallpaper was like
two dives for it was like.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
They have a retractable roof in your favorite thing. Some wallpaper, yeah,
good god, color color.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
I'm sorry? Did I did? I just out myself as
being very, very homosexual. The wallpaper was insane. It was
so the whole house. That's the takeaway.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
I got to see this wallpaper.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
You know, this is this is like you know people
talk about, Oh man, we really just to agonize over
what to get the kids for Christmas, and we got
them all these really cool things, got these really cool
gifts and they played the boxes.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah totally.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
They this big giant house and all this really cool stuff.
And Greg's blown away by a I'm a simple Yeah,
thank you. We're gonna take a break. More wood, he
shows next.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Hang on the.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
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The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
All right, welcome back everybody. This is normally where we
would do the entertainment stuff, but I want to do
a follow up.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
We were just talking before the break.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Greg was talking about he watched the Netflix documentary Being
Eddie about Ed Murphy recommended blown Away by his house god,
although he did say the most impressive part was the wallpaper.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Yeah, and then the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
But John, she just been there before with a friend
who was a friend of Eddie Murphy. But I mean,
this place is massive, SeaBASS that he looked it up online.
It looks like a like a SPA resort.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
Yeah, hotel like something you go, you'd pay it two
thousand dollars a night for in can't come anyway.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
So that's what got us on the topic. But we
did have a question on the after hours voicemail. You know,
after the show's over, the same number that you call
in with eight seven seven forty four Woody, it becomes
the after hours voicemail. And it's a question for Greg
when it comes to you know, home styles and stuff.

Speaker 16 (10:28):
Hey, Woody Show, I was just listening to the podcast
and Greg was saying how he would never put a
Bob Ross painting in his house, and that wood paneling
and all that kind of stuff isn't his horse style.

Speaker 17 (10:43):
And I've listening to the podcast for a long time
and I've never really heard Greg describe his interior design style.
And I'd love to know what Greg does like in
terms of design or the kay of things that he
puts in his home, just because I think we all

(11:04):
feel like Greg probably has a great style.

Speaker 8 (11:07):
Okay, Greg, how would you describe your decor?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Modern but contemporary?

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Yeah, I would say contemporary modern not so much.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
But not like old timey, like not old charm.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
The difference between those two terms because they mean the
same thing.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Yeah, Well, modern I would say is very very minimal, uh,
straight lines, flat roof, lots of windows, whereas contemporary could
have modern elements, but the structure itself might not be
correct the straight lines, boxy minimal. I like a mix
of the two. My ultimate dream is Spanish. I love

(11:47):
this Spanish style white stucco, white smooth stucco that's key,
with like a tile roof, not that like not that
coarse stuck smock and then I also like what nowadays
they call it modern organic, so monochromatic. A lot of

(12:07):
that material I don't even know what it's called, to
be honest, like linen and kind of cream colored white
stuff like that. Very minimal.

Speaker 9 (12:15):
But there was that one house that you like that
I think Mario hates. That's very like cold museum feeling.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Yeah, that some people call that like brutalist.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
You know what, people love it. I think Greg liked
it to it. I can't stand it, Like I don't
like white cars, yeah you don't, and white kitchens on
people love these white kitchens.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
But you know what I got. I got swept up
in the gray craze of about five years ago, and
now I think gray is overdone. So you got like
gray kitchens, you got true And my house has light
gray walls and I'm dying to paint.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
It see all earth tones. Gregs tones, like Moody.

Speaker 6 (12:52):
Asked for how to describe my house.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I wouldn't know how. Yeah, what did you say, Gina
when you came over to the house.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
You're like, what's it like to live inside of a
restoration hardware?

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (13:01):
Totally yeah, Woodi's house is yeah, very it almost like
you just smell like the restoration, hard work, like candles,
and like yeah when you go in.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
That's a That's how she described like interesting because I
guess that would yeah, that would fit.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
But I wouldn't call Greg Gregs. No, I don't know
met us. We could probably help them with this if
we ever had a chance to go over there.

Speaker 14 (13:23):
Actually, yes, it's been to you Greg's house multiple times.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Yes, Gregs, I say Greg's new house. Greg, how long
have you lived in this house.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
That you're in right now?

Speaker 5 (13:33):
This month is five years. I've not been to this
new house. I went to the last one. I was
allowed in the neighborhood, but only to do his dirty work.
Neighbors in the trash can put them up on it.
So so checked out these and Gregs. If you agree
or disagree, these are the top home and lifestyle trends
for twenty twenty six. R Ready, yeah, gallery walls. So

(13:57):
it's all about creating a true reflection of your own
life and stuff in your space, possibly with framed art
and photos. As Searches for custom framing near me are
up three hundred and twenty nine percent. Searches for photo
booth near me have skyrocketed over two thousand percent, and
plate walls and vintage poster searches have climbed like over

(14:17):
one hundred percent.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
I don't back.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
I have a gallery wall on my plate.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
It's a plate wall of plates, decorative plates of plates.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
That's like literal. Yeah, God, like that's dumb.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
Like a New Jersey sixties. Yeah yeah, all these are
my Wizard of Oz plates. I like a gallery almost
Presley plates. If it's to scale, obviously, if it's hung
at the right height obviously, if it's clustered correctly, obviously,
I like it of abstracts. I don't like a family
photo gallery, says I just got married like a week ago,
and I'm still excited about the My.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Top home and lifestyle trends for twenty twenty six statement staircases,
it says people want to transform them with bold fabrics,
vivid paint colors, and uh tiled risers.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
This all seems very throwback.

Speaker 18 (15:03):
Yeah, it is cute though when you see it, but
it has to go with the right type of pass.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
I think Greg.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
I think Greg little cluttery, though I think Greg agrees
with this one. The vintage inspired bathrooms, Yeah, claw foot
bathtubs to a vintage style vanity. Those searches are way
up retro tiling like the retrostyle.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Tiling, colored tiles and bathroom loved it.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Says bathrooms are taking an inspo from the past. Throb Okay,
yes or no vintage.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
Not a fan of what I call Christina tiles Christina
on the Coast from HG TV.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
But they just redid one of the bathrooms. Remember you
made a comment on it, one of the bathrooms in
the White House and you like that, and that's that
was kind of very vintage because it was like marble,
you said, oh, because the old one just looked on
the coast.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Greg.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Greg made a common about it that was from like
maybe a few weeks ago, a couple.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Of weeks ago something.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Anyway, No, no, she didn't remember that one.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
She's the one that brought back all the busy, colorful tile.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
And then and then wellness rooms are big.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
What does that mean? Says beyond home gyms.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
These are about creating space that help you recharge, whether
that's adding a compact sauna, yeah, cold.

Speaker 14 (16:21):
Bringing that up, dude. They're selling saunas at costco like
nice wood ones and then super cheap ones.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I'm like who is.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Buying a spot for yoga and pilates or here you go,
Gina a sound bath healing corner.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Your hind to me, Woodie, your side hustle is my
wellness is such a big dumb.

Speaker 8 (16:45):
We've been alive since that term came into use, Like
it used to be called like health, but now that
they throw wellness in there because that because that's everything,
days off work, that's just doing whatever the hell you want.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
All right, met us, I'm sorry we kind of dug
into your time a little bit, but we'll take the break.
And okay, has some some entertainment news come up. You
got the birthdays and the porn of birthday that'll be
coming up next again after the show, during the show.
You just called in after the show, like you maybe
listening to the podcast later and you want to, you know,
ask us do something like that. Last nice young lady
did just call us same number eight seven seven forty

(17:16):
four Woodie. You can also find us follow us on
social media at the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
You made it and just in time, The Woody Show
is satch.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah, Birthday's porn of birthday coming up here in just
a second. I don't want to use up anymore of menace.
Is very valuable time here so we can hear what's
happening in the world of entertainment on this Thursday morning.

Speaker 14 (17:38):
Yeah, well, Keanu Reeves got some items returned to him.
His house was broken into and his house was broken
into it actually in twenty twenty three, but they just
found the items, one being a rolex from the John
Wick Films. And who's giving it back to him Chilean authorities,
and apparently they said they discovered these items in July

(18:00):
of twenty In July wait wait, sorry, they announced that
they discovered these items and in July they said they
would give him back to them.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
So it's taking that long, dude, it's a long flight to.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
You found it.

Speaker 14 (18:15):
You said you were going to give it back, just
giving back to take pictures with it first. Yeah, okay, true.
Uh moving on to another story. Now, I don't know
how to say this actor's name. Really his name is
I know, shocking, but I've asked like five other people
and they agree they don't know how to say.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
His name is Billy Currupt.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Billy Credut. I thought it was crudip.

Speaker 9 (18:36):
I thought it was from Almost Famous. Yeah, I've heard,
I've heard, I've only ever heard cred Up.

Speaker 14 (18:42):
We'll never know who knows who cares, but he yes,
he was. He did play the lead singer of the
band Leader and Almost Famous.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
He was.

Speaker 14 (18:50):
Also, he's also on a show that I watched. He
plays a boss in the morning show on Apple TV.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Now.

Speaker 14 (18:56):
He said it was really cool early in his career
because he landed a voiceover roll for MasterCard. I don't
know if you remember these priceless MasterCard commercials, but here's
one of them right here from the late nineties.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Billy whatever his name is. Yeah, two tickets, twenty eight.

Speaker 19 (19:15):
Dollars, I am two hot dogs, two popcorns, priceless, two
saturdays eighteen dollars, one autographed baseball forty five dollars, real
conversation with eleven year old son, priceless. And there are
some things money can't buy. For everything, for everything else,

(19:36):
there's there's a master Card.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
I remember that like it was yesterday because I auditioned
for that.

Speaker 20 (19:40):
No.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
Yeah, and I tried to make myself all emotional.

Speaker 14 (19:45):
Yeah, the second half of this because six bucks gas
to get to the other side of town.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Four and thirty cents, raw Dog and your best friend's
mom all night about priceless usual love of sixty.

Speaker 14 (20:03):
Well, hold on, you're gonna hate this because he said
it was awesome to land that early in his career
because he made so much money off of it that
he was able to pick and choose roles that he
wanted instead of just taking whatever. Yeah, and by the way,
he is married to Naomi Watts.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
You know who that is?

Speaker 6 (20:21):
I do yes, So Billies Australia.

Speaker 14 (20:24):
Landed that that gig early on and it really helped
him out in his career. Now he took it, he
stole it from Greg.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
It was just way better.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
You could have totally did that, Greg.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
Fresh, I don't have.

Speaker 12 (20:40):
Yeah, who this exercise it's supposed to be an interview welcome,
Oh no, what's the matter podcast?

Speaker 21 (20:51):
Some of them were telling I'm Dad Shepherd and I'm
joining Mona.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
I tried to do it quietly.

Speaker 22 (20:58):
We're going to hear it.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
You're gonna leave that in.

Speaker 21 (21:00):
Okay, today's episode is someone I idolized as an actor.
I say his name is Billy crudep Billy crudeb that's
what you're going to do?

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah, that now I've tried to get like the will
be on. Apparently it's Dak Shepherd who knows the guy
and had him on. His sounds like a throwing podcast
armchair expert if you want to check it out. Crudup?

Speaker 6 (21:22):
All right?

Speaker 14 (21:23):
Uh something else that one of our friends will be
super excited about.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Did you see weird.

Speaker 14 (21:28):
Al Yankovic announces a ninety eight, Bigger and Weirder tour
in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Our friend Tony will be so excited. Tony looking cans
to be different than any weird Al Yankavick tour of
the past twenty years. I don't know. I didn't read
that much.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
You know who got it read the weird Out my
kids have discovered. My kids have discovered weird out.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Wow, that seems appropriate like teenagers, that that's their level
of you.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (21:50):
Well, kicks off May twenty six in Oh this one
place that I really really want to go to the
Hollywood Casino in Florida and Hollywood for the one that
shaped like a guitar. Yes, okay, hope that was Yeah,
he's And it's gonna end in Milwaukee in October on
October seventeenth.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
So a lot of.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Dates dates, all right, Gussie weird al Yanks, Yeah, do
that all right.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
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He was like, it's Shiday, and you know, we don't.

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Do what birthday and we'll sorry with celebrities as always.
Our good friend Joel McHale's birthday today, he's fifty four.
President Joe Biden is eighty three. Mike Dee from the
Beastie Boys sixty years old today. Nadine Velasquez, she was
Catalina on My Name Is Earl.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
That was a good show.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Remember that show? I loved it.

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Yeah, that was a good show.

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And then she was also Sophia on another show that
I got. I got into and then I fell out
of love with the just as fast as I fell
in love.

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On that fax Oh that Sophia. Yeah she was Sophia.

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And Jared follows like, what's your face?

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I see Jared follow well from Kings of Leon is
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Walsh from the Eagles is seventy eight, and Bo Derek
Now many tissues were impregnated by young boys in nineteen
eighty Thinking about her, she.

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Was in ten.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
That was like, you know, yeah, a bunch of Anyway,
guess how old she is today? Greg, uh, eighty four?
Sixty nine?

Speaker 6 (23:45):
No way, I was gonna say that, but yeah, seems
like she'd be like like on thy ninety.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, No, she's she's sixty nine.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Yep, all right.

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And he has laid more pipe than the boys in
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Birthday Hot. He was in Sushi Goes Better with Vagina.
Maybe it's one of those like nude models where you
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(24:19):
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He was in Amorous Encounters of the Ass and an
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is unforgetable role in Gaze of Our Lives.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Oh, I will watch that.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
That's Thomas Crown, who's forty three years old today in
that age porn, a birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and a
little look at what's happening around the world of entertainment.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Well, I want to bring our guests on. I would
say inn but not really in because they're on the phone.

Speaker 11 (25:02):
Is our.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Very favorite soon to be retired news anchor. Yeah, the
announcement was just made here recently, Ladies and gentlemen, the
Jim Donovan.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Y, Hey guys from you, Hey, oh.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
Man, congratulations first and foremost. I know we were just
doing like a little bit of texting, but dude, I
feel you. I mean, after however many years of that
super dark outside still alarm clock geez yeah, decade.

Speaker 7 (25:36):
At two am. The alarm goes off at two am.
I go to bed at six. I'm like in a
nursing home without Jello.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
You're not going to miss it at all, Jim.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
No, not at all. Not. I'm running to the door
with a smile on my face. Come good luck, everybody.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
You know we learned about Jim a number of years ago,
just from the clips that were online of covering different
news stories, like, dude, this guy's hilarious. Like we just
we just loved your your energy, your personality, your delivery. Yeah,
just the the persona and uh. And then we would
have Jim on the air and just kind of giving
us his takes on different news stores. And that's just
how he got our attention. But he is just a

(26:19):
just a just a really good guy. And I'm always
excited for someone to see, uh, to see somebody do
things on their on their own terms.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Man.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
So that's that's great.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
I am very fortunate because you know the way this
business chows people up and spits them out. I mean,
I've had twenty two years here in Philly, Yeah, thirty
nine year career. I've always been employed, and I've always
made my choices, and you know, it's just the time
is right now. I mean for me to just you know,
step back. I mean a lot of it has to do,

(26:48):
quite honestly, with the schedule. I mean it's yeah, try
to normalize it as much as I can and convince
myself that this is fine. But every time I do
a story that says, you know, lack of sleep is
going to kill your You're going I look at my
co anchor and I'm like, you know, we got to
get out of here.

Speaker 13 (27:04):
We go?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, Jim, you are a treasure.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
They did.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
They try to like sweet talking, Hey man, I'll give
you the evening or the afternoon slot instead of retiring
because we need you here at CBS three.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
No. I mean they were very nice. So this date,
believe it or not, so my official date last day
on air is December nineteenth, but my official date that
I leave the company is January fifth, coming up twenty
twenty six. And in two thousand and eight, I wrote
that down on a post it note, Wow really on

(27:37):
my desk. It was during the recession, one of those
days where the stock market was crashing and our four
own caves were bleeding money, and I remember having my
head down on my desk and one of my colleagues
walked by and she said, you're not getting pulling your
money out of your four own k I said, leave
me alone in my misery, and I thought, I need
a date. I need a date to kind of focus on.

(27:57):
And then each contract that I signed just to me
closer and closer to that date. So my date is
January fifth, twenty six, so that I wrote down way
back in two thousand and eight.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
So Jim like, how old are you now?

Speaker 7 (28:10):
Fifty nine?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Fifty nine? All right, so Seabets, what were you talking about?

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Because SeaBASS mentioned this, I feel like there's there's a
principle it's been floating around called financial independence retire early,
meaning that you you really really buckle down the first
you know, let's say ten fifteen years or so of
your career, financial independence retire of fire, so you fire
people yourself right now.

Speaker 8 (28:33):
Jim has clearly pulled that off to retire at the
age of thirty nine.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah, so what what? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (28:38):
Yeah, well I will tell you now if I were
in my forties, that's the fire people mine is all
about fifty nine and a half. You can get into
your four what CA?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
That's like, what kind of advice? Because I think that
that is a dream.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
First of all, The dream I think for a lot
of people is just to be able to retire at
some point right now, to retire earlier, just to you
know what, what advice? What advice would you have for
people who are listening, who want to do what you're doing?
Because not married, no kids, I would assume like would
be number one and number.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
Two, right, Yeah, so that's the easiest thing with me.
But I mean, just take advantage, take advantage of whatever
your company offers, yes, because I mean there's so many
different things before one came matches. They have health savings, planned,
flexible spending accounts, whatever they offer you that can possibly
allow you to scroll money away for longer periods of time.

(29:32):
And you know, every time you get a raised, then
put extra money in there, even if it's ten. I
started years ago when I worked at a network job
in New York. I wasn't particularly happy where I was,
and I remember just thinking, you know, I've got to
figure out some way out of here. And one of
my friends that was a manager said, just put money.
Start putting money twenty bucks a paycheck in a side account.

(29:56):
And she said, as that thing grows, you're going to
feel less and less stress because you're not going to
have the pressure of thinking I don't have enough money
to even make it through the next two weeks. And
I started doing that, and I mean within six months.
The boss that I was working for that used to
drive me crazy. He didn't bother me anymore because I thought, well,
now at least I have a little bit of a gap. Also,

(30:17):
I don't spend a lot of money. I drive a
fifteen year old car, you know, and I'll probably do something. Look,
I'm retiring from television and broadcasting, but I'm not retiring
from life. I mean, I'll do other things, not necessarily
for a paycheck, but I'm sure I'll volunteer for some
nonprofits and do other things.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Yeah, someti times you're gonna you're gonna stumble into something
else that not paying what you make now or whatever.
But there'll be there'll be something coming to busy.

Speaker 7 (30:42):
Yeah, you're another third chapter. I mean. But before I
was in TV full time, I was worked for an airline.
I mean, so that was for one Yeah, can you
imagine God from from that?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
I thought?

Speaker 7 (30:52):
And that was several years.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
For People's Airlines if I'm remembering.

Speaker 21 (30:56):
Correctly, people Expressed People That's right.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
Yeah, and then it became Conmental and then became United,
which is now United.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
People's Express was the airline that my uh, you know,
my parents were divorced when I was very young, and
you know, I grew up just outside of Philadelphia and
then my dad and the rest of the family was
in Pittsburgh, and so my mom had put me on
a plane by myself at a very young age to
fly to go see my dad in Pittsburgh. Uh and
uh and it was People's Express.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
Was yeah, you'd pay on the plane, you'd pay on
the plane.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Well, I think my mom handled it before I got
on the plane.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
But yeah, yeah, that Jim could have been one of
the fought attendants making sure that I got to my dad.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
On the other end, we don't, we don't.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
So we're talking to Jim down, our favorite soon to
be retired news anchor in America. Again, we just we
just loved him. But we're we're we're very we're very
happy for you.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
So this this car, that that that you've been driving
for the last fifteen years, I mean, are you still
going to drive it? Are you gonna get yourself a
retirement vehicle? And also my follow up question, what do
you think about the sideber truck?

Speaker 7 (32:00):
Oh? God, no, you.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Just can't handle.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Why do you say no like that? I agree with you.
I think it's it's ugly, ugly car.

Speaker 7 (32:10):
I just it looks like some kind of space thing.
And people you know between California, who's driving around South
Jersey with that thing.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Himself?

Speaker 5 (32:22):
We think we think it's like competating for something. It's
definitely like one of those look at me purchases.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that wouldn't be the top of my
list for a new vehicle. But no, I'm driving my
thing into it. It's transportation gets me from point A
to point B. And besides, in Philadelphia, everyone nicks your car,
scratches your car, keys your car. I'm like, yeah, I'm
not doing that.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
All right?

Speaker 5 (32:45):
So, uh, what is the TV station done for you
for this retirement? Are are they planning like some kind
of big like some going away not on the air.
On the air, I'm sure they're gonna do something. I
mean like behind the scenes, like we're it really matters.
Are they going to do anything to get a watch?
Like like what do you get on the way that
long service?

Speaker 7 (33:02):
I don't know. I did get an Apple Watch when
I hit twenty years nice, So I don't know what
they're giving me. I mean, if they're organizing something, I
know on TV they're throwing this thing the Five Days
of Jim. I'm like, I don't know what this is.
If I gonna pull old videotapes like when they tried
to kill me with the Hot Chip challenge and stuff
like that. Yeah, I'm the only thing. We'll do it.

(33:25):
I'm the only They tell me things that, hey, we're
thinking about doing such and such, would you do So
I'm like, cure, I'll do it. If it's good TV,
Morning TV, I'll do it. I mean it's like you know,
he always has and most other anchors won't.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
He always has like specialty. He brings in ice cream
every week. Jim Jim is always known for his fun
socks that he wears.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
He posts on social media.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Oh, that's the one bucket list thing. That's the one
we're trying to get Guinness to certify. So right now
I have a little over fifteen hundred pairs of socks,
which is the current world record. I get the records
like eleven hundred or so, some way ahead of them,
so believe it or not, after thirty nine years in TV,
that's the only thing left on the bucket list is
to get them to certify as the world's largest collections

(34:08):
of socks.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
He wears this this eagle suit after victory. You're known
for so many things Jim. I am concerned though, Who's
going to make the waffles when it rains?

Speaker 7 (34:19):
Yeah, yeah, the waffles when it comes to blizzards and stuff.
I mean, I could leave my waffle maker behind, but
they're too busy because he's out a way to be
able to make stuff loose.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Also, these stations, they keep firing more and more people,
and then the other people have to pick up the
slack because out they're hiring people to replace these people.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
It's like it's just downsizing and downsizing.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
But now everything's going to AI and virtual, so that's
the I was trying to get out before they put
me in our virtual studio because it would give me
a headache. I tried it a few times. I was like,
this is not right. I need an old fashioned desk
in the computer. I can't get here. But they've again,
they've been just absolutely great to I mean, I have
a good run, especially in Philadelphia. This town is the

(34:58):
best news town. They they're crazy. People here are crazy,
but you know they're crazy about the sports and their cheese,
steaks and everything else. But I just love them. I
would never have thought I would have had an amazing
twenty two year run here, but they welcome me into
their homes and I've just been just blessed from the
day I've moved here.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Well, they've they've been lucky to have you. We we
love you, and we're super happy and excited for you.
And what in fact, can you hang on for like
just one more second because there are two there are
two news stories that I want to get your opinion.
This is like a good way to go out right,
And by the way, and even after you're retired, like
you're not gonna have much to do. I mean, so

(35:38):
can we can we call you from time to time
and just kind of check in?

Speaker 7 (35:41):
Oh definitely. And now I'm going to be able to
listen to you all the time as opposed to just
the days that I have off.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Right, you're going to be dying to talk about the news,
I'm sure. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Have you come in
all right? Jim Donovan from CBS Television in Philadelphia announcing
his intending retirement and just for old times stake, when
we come back, we're going to get Gym's you know,
a couple of these stories that are in the news
that'll be next here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Hang on, I'm gonna say, and.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
The Woody Show. The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
All right, so we got Jim Donovan, who's still on
the phone with us. Thank you for hanging with and
thank you for agreeing to to I'm sure your PR
schedule after the retiring announcement has just been just insane.

Speaker 7 (36:29):
It's been funny. It's been funny reading the articles and
work they're using, and I'm just kind of like, sure
they have the right people here.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
I watched it.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
Yeah, it's been very nice.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
I watched the announcement, Jim, that you gave that you
were going to retire, and you weren't overly emotional.

Speaker 14 (36:44):
Your co anchor was very very sweet, Jim, Jim jaw.

Speaker 7 (36:49):
My voice cracked at one point because I saw her
off the corner of my eye and I told her
before we were going back on air, I said, please
please hold it together because I and I saw up
the credit because I just adore hurt. Janelle is like
the best partner that I've had, you know, at that desk,
and you know, it's like a ballroom dancing. The two

(37:11):
of you need to dance at the same time, the
same speed. So I mean, she's been a great partner.
But yeah, I was trying to hold it together because
I thought, Okay, just get through this sonoloment.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Jim donov is our favorite news anchor in America and uh,
we've we've been aware of him for for many years,
have him on the show to talk about different news stories,
which I'm gonna do here in in in just one moment.
And there there are like I said, there are a
couple a couple of news stories that we want to
get your opinion. But if you want to give some well,
which is just follow Jim on social media and you

(37:41):
can find him. We we obvious see him on on Instagram.
He's uh, he's always there and posting his posting his videos.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
And you can see the socks every day.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Yeah, the socks and the ice cream I've in fact
that I learned about it. There are a couple of
different ice creams that I didn't even realize were a thing,
and then it wasn't until Jim Donovan posted about it.

Speaker 7 (38:02):
Yeah, ice cream Tuesday, very important ice cream teesdays.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Let me ask you the typical question.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
I mean, you've covered a lot of things, a lot
of things have happened in the course of your career.
What do you think is the thing that you will
never forget, like the one thing, the one moment, you know,
was it a news event? Was something that happened in
the studio.

Speaker 7 (38:19):
There are three big stories. One obviously nine to eleven
because I'm from New York, and I covered that for
several weeks, went back to New York. Number two is
the Pope visited Philadelphia and that's when I was moved
over to the anchor deak. So that was my first
anchoring experience because before that I was the consumer guy.
And then I happened to be in England when the
Queen died and they left me in London for ten days.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
That's right, I remember that. Yeah, Yeah, And I.

Speaker 7 (38:45):
Got on television using an iPad that I nicknamed Izzy.
It was knowlogically very difficult, and I near my head
nearly exploded every day, but it was an amazing experience.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Yeah, I mean, you've seen him, been party to a
lot of cool things in that time. All right, Jim
Donovan on the news, here we go, welcome back.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
If I heat it up the syrup and like a
fond juice thing, he listen, I'm petrified of deer ticks.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
We've got to eat here. People because there's a store. Okay, well,
the first story, and it's been one that we've been
coming back to a couple of times. I thought of
you actually because I remember the video that you posted
on your social media. Remember when you got chased down
by the bees at home?

Speaker 7 (39:29):
Oh yeah, and I jumped in the pool.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Jumped in the pool.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Yeah, you jumped in the pool. Now, I had heard
that you're not supposed to do that. It's really not
the way to get away from the bees, Like, you're
not supposed to get they'll wait for you.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
Yeah, they'll be hovering and they'll wait above the water.
They'll cover above the water.

Speaker 13 (39:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
I didn't know that at the time.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Yeah, but you do what you gotta do, all right.
So the story about how those monkeys got loose, right, like,
we've been talking about this for you know a while now. Yeah, now, Jim,
would that be something that would make you nervous if
there were like these monkey's on the loose in the
town in which you live? Is that something that you
would be nervous about or just you would just think
is more kind of fun?

Speaker 7 (40:07):
Oh? No, that would be I mean I live out
in the woods. I have skunks and deer and coyote
around here. Some monkeys, and they were old monkeys, weren't
they They were old so they couldn't move very fast.
They're like me, they were a pre retirement.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
You wouldn't be afraid.

Speaker 14 (40:22):
They'll face the face of the monkey in the woods.

Speaker 7 (40:24):
No, I'm afraid of mice, but I'm not monkeys.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Don't afraid.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Are you afraid of Are you afraid of bugs?

Speaker 7 (40:32):
No?

Speaker 6 (40:33):
No?

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Okay, Greg, Yeah, I can't Greg Greg here on our show.
He's very afraid about it. In fact, he's he's afraid
of butterflies.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
Every bug, you name it, I hate it. Yeah, but
is that weird butterflum Yeah, butterflies therapist for them?

Speaker 5 (40:47):
I bugs. Yeah, he's he's afraid of all of them.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
All right.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
So the next door that we have here for Jim
is this guy. His son had posted about this and
they got picked up on the news. He says his
dad was done dirty by Home Depot. His dad had
been working there for twenty seven years, decided it was
time to hang up the old orange apron and retire.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Now. Did he get a party, No? Did he get
a plaque?

Speaker 14 (41:11):
No?

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Any kind of recognition, none at all. The only thing
he got from the store he got to go home early,
I guess that day, and he was given a Snickers
by one other employee and then some Oreos by a
different employee who were just trying to make his last
day feel special. And so people are now blasting Home
Depot saying that they didn't even do the bare minimum

(41:34):
and they need to treat their employees with more respect.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Now, let's just.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Say you were in this situation there at CBS Television
in Philadelphia, and all they did was say that you
can go home early, and then your coworkers gave you
like a Snickers and a pack of Oreos? Would you care?

Speaker 7 (41:51):
Not really?

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Hy the same thought, I'm like, God, who cares. I'm
so dumb with this place. I don't need a big shbag.

Speaker 7 (42:00):
Yeah, I think people put a lot of put a
lot of stuff into you know what the expectation is
and party. I mean, I've already told them, listen, I'm
not really big into parties. If if it makes them happy,
then that's fine. But I don't need and I don't
need any more stuff. I've got more stuff in my life,
like trinkets and stuff. And I'm like, what am I
gonna do with all this crap. So no, I'd rather

(42:22):
if they could let me go a few hours earlier.
I'd be like, Okay, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
I felt the same way because people are like really
on home depot about this. I'm like, first of all,
like you're retiring from home depot, Like you didn't start
the company, you didn't like, like you worked there. That's fine,
you had a good job you apparently enjoyed. You were
there for twenty seven years, or you stuck it out
for twenty seven years. Either way, Like you've decided that
you're done and you're moving on.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
I mean, do you at least get a bucket?

Speaker 6 (42:49):
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Yeah, yeah, so Jim. I mean, you know, for a
guy not married, no kids, I'm assuming you're already kind
of living in the house you typic. People in that
stage would maybe downsize, but you've spent so much time
with this house and doing all the remodeling. Are you
just going to stick stick where you are? Are you
going to relocate for retirement?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
What are you doing at this point?

Speaker 7 (43:10):
Not sure chances are going to relocate after I want
to enjoy the half. I mean literally, I've been renovating
this thing for seven years. Yeah. Right, So it's a
big stone house that just needs a lot of work.
But I don't need that much space. Two bedroom too
bad condos.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Somewhere Yeah, still somewhere like in the northeaster. I think
maybe you'll do what to most people in the northeast
do and just flock to Florida, Florida.

Speaker 7 (43:32):
I've actually looked at Florida, so I am potentially considering Florida,
a certain area in Florida, so just looking at it.
Just not sure.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Yeah, well, Jim, we're again, We're super happy for you,
and we appreciate you taking some time to talk with us. Again,
just just congratulations and enjoy the last I appreciate it
the last handful of time. I mean I fantasize about
that day. You know where the alarm clock doesn't go.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
On post it note? Yeah, write it down on a
post it note and leave it up to the universe.
I believe that if you manifest things. I mean I've
every time that I've ever written something down on a
post it note and just stick it on my desk
in my office at home, I'm just like, Okay, I
need the universe to handle this and it gets taken
care of. I don't know whether I'm just naive and
it was going to happen anyway, but I mean it's

(44:18):
like if I think, if people just focus on the
positive and just keep moving forward and let the negative
stuff drop, good things happen, and I mean everyone leaves.
I've never seen an unhappy retired news anchor before, guys.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
I mean, my plan is, like you said, write it
down on a post it not, but I have I
have with this out there. I mean even even the
company that I work for knows this is. Like I'm
willing to commit to this schedule like where you know
you're talking about like your alarm clock going off at
two o'clock in the morning. Same right, I'm going to
commit to that until my kids get out of high school,
and right now, my daughter's in seventh grade, so do
the math, you know, not too and then after that, like, uh,

(44:55):
you know, I'm forty nine now, so that's that's also
good timing. But then uh, not that I wouldn't want
to do something because I think I met be a
little bored you, but I'm definitely not going to be
doing it at these hours.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
So that's my that's what you want.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
That's my post that I want to work to live,
not live to work. You want to work to put
a roof over your head, send you kids to school,
clothes on the back, food and the table of vacation
in return.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Yeah, my thing is, I just want the kids to go.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
I just want my I just want my kids to
go through, uh through high school, get through high school,
living in the same house with the same friends like
I because I didn't have that and so that that's
why it's important to me. But yeah, hey, if they
fire me tomorrow, kids are still going to finish out
high school where they're at right now, and uh, and
we'll figure it out. But Jim again, congratulations. We love
you man the big Can.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
You appreciate guys and keeping touch your my favorite radio folks,
and I just think Joyce speaking with you over the
past few years. I call you my radio friends. Your mind.
It's like I'm I'm not stalker like, but yeah, we
love it. Keep in touch. Follow the social media. I'm
going to continue your post things on there. Yeah, we
do our little Facebook stuff and those people get a

(46:03):
little crazy when they don't worry they'll post. I'll still
do them stuff. But happy holidays to everybody.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Jim I love you.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Yeah, Happy holidays and enjoy your last handful of days
there at the CBS TV in Philly, Jim Donovan, everybody,
and congratulations again to Jimmy Donovan.

Speaker 14 (46:27):
Jimmy love that guy.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Happy, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
And dude talk about just a guy just on his
own terms. Great, that's great. Text said, Uh, what did
you just admit that we only have five more years
of the Woodie Show. No, we got five more years
of this schedule. I don't know exactly what that means
or how that plays out.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
I guess we'll have to wait and see.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
I don't know. Now do we do we even survive
the five years? That's the question. That's the question. That's
that's always a qual lot change and one month.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
One show.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
That's that's that's how it goes.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
I saw something on that, by the way, because I
was talking to one of the main you know, uh
bosses at the company and they were talking about how
they navigate different things when you know, uh, someone on
the air gets in trouble, gets complaints from people who
will whatever they said, and I liked what he had

(47:29):
to say. And this is this is one of the
top dudes of our company. So for what we do,
I thought it was I thought it was nice. He said.
When when people start complaining about whatever was said, unless
it was something like super over the top eguigeous, like
just blatant, like oh my gad, you're like.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
What you are you serious? You propose that you said that?

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Like, all right, that's that's one thing, But on some
of these things that people get like really bent out
of shape about right, He goes, all right, well, I'll
tell you what. All right, just start talking. Talk for
five minutes ago. Just start talking and they go what
and start talking five five minutes and he takes he
takes his little phone time around. It starts and then
the person goes, ah, the blah blah blah blah blah,

(48:11):
and it just starts.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
I just starts talking. He goes, all right, now do
that for four hours, but don't offend anybody.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Yeah right, Like you don't think in that time you're
gonna say something that maybe you would have thought twice,
like you know.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
In something off in hindsight.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Yeah, like in other words, like doing doing this. We're
having these conversations. It's in a moment, you're you're free flowing. Yeah,
it's it's not a scripted thing. This is not uh
you know, uh a play, yeah in advance, yeah, a sitcom.
But yeah, we're just sitting here chopping. You don't think
you've never said something where you're like, yeah, you know what,
in hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have said I shouldn't have

(48:46):
said that, or maybe I would have said that differently,
because if you're trying to formulate a thought in the moment, especially.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
When you say something in anger, think about that in
a real life you say things.

Speaker 14 (48:55):
Were going but I'm trying to use you to propone
myself by saying that you're right, And.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
They said that.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Usually does it like when they have that conversation, they go, guys,
I'm not saying are defending necessarily, but you know it happens.
People say things or they do things they don't necessarily
either mean or intend in the moment or upon reflection
or hindsight whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
Yeah, or maybe they did mean it and they stick
by it.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Yeah, now I did see this new study has been
released and for some people this is not good, Like
people in this room, not good at all. If you
use a lot of filler words like uh and um,
it could be a sign that your brain is breaking.
So they tested spah patterns of all these different people,
and the studies showed that those who either paused or

(49:43):
used filler words a lot tended to show the biggest
declines in executive function. We're just talking about that. Yeah,
we're just talking about that anyway, memory reasoning, problem solving.
And while they did admit that using a lot of
filler words is also just a bad habit, they do.
They think the more it see, the more and more
you use them, the more your brain is slipping. It's

(50:06):
it's breaking.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
It sucks. It's a weird phenomenon. I think Woody and
I suffer it from it the most. When you know
exactly what word you mean to get right there, right there,
and you get the concept of the word yeah, but
not the word yeah or a name yeah. Yeah, oh god, what's.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
The we were just two seconds?

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:28):
That drives me nuts.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
It's right up there with sneeze that won't come. You know,
you get right there, right right like it's right there
eight seven seven forty four. But thank you for being.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Understanding and for those of you who aren't, thank you
for the.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Crossroads because people love that segment too. So what do
they call that? Taking lemons and making lemonade?

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Right?

Speaker 17 (50:48):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Quick break more what you show?

Speaker 6 (50:50):
Next?

Speaker 13 (50:50):
Thing?

Speaker 11 (50:50):
Back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
And we have a game that we're going to play here.
This is a menace out in the back.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Where'd you go?

Speaker 5 (51:01):
You went to a I went to a flea market,
a flea market. What's the difference between a flea market
and a swap leet?

Speaker 14 (51:07):
Okay, so flea market will have new and old goods,
and people just like purchased things with money. Now swap
meet people are like supposed to like trade goods, but
that doesn't really happening.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
I was gonna say, is that how I.

Speaker 14 (51:23):
And swap meets are supposed to be on a smaller scale.
But I see swap meets just as big as flea markets.
So I don't swap.

Speaker 8 (51:31):
Meet would be where I'd find most of my like
a knockoff stolen merchandise.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
I don't know, you're still find that a flea market? Yeah,
a little bit, Yeah, a little bit of both.

Speaker 14 (51:40):
Yeah, that's whatever they want to call it these days.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
All right, So this is how much is that Old
Crab trademark original game from Menace? He came up with it.
This is, you know, a Menace original original game.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (51:53):
So what I'm gonna do is I'm going to ask
people that are selling items how much is that old Crab?
But before we get the answer, I'm going to ask
the room how much they think can cost?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
All right, I like that idea. That's a really good
I think we could build on that. Any hear their answer?

Speaker 6 (52:08):
That's right, right, right?

Speaker 14 (52:10):
So all right, here's the first item. Okay, I see
they sell a lot of vintage Coca Cola products here. Yes,
how long you've been doing this for over fifteen years
years now? I got my eye on this cook machine here.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Can you tell me about it?

Speaker 23 (52:24):
Yes, it's I think it's from the fifties. Everything is
in there. It just needs to be restored in good condition.
They're like five thousand bucks. It's really nice. It's complete.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
How much are you selling this old crap for? This
is one of those like big old time fifties.

Speaker 8 (52:41):
Definitely takes coins of course. It has has the bottle
opener built in back to the future.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Yeah, that's cool. It'd be cool to have like on
your back porch, you know, if you had like a
big outdoor entertaining area, poolside, outdoor kitchen.

Speaker 14 (52:56):
I don't even use this, don't you just look at
it on a cracker barrel or something, you know, something
like that.

Speaker 9 (53:02):
Yeah, well he's not totally sure when it's from he's like,
I think the fifties.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
So it's not like he's some like experts exactly anti show, Yeah, exactly.
I mean it is the flea market. I will say
five hundred dollars. I was going to say three hundred.

Speaker 6 (53:19):
I'm thinking because I've gone to swap meets and stuff
where I see a table and I think, oh, that's
kind of cool, and they want a ton of money.
I'm going to say two thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Whoa he benchmark does this for us?

Speaker 7 (53:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (53:31):
What do you say? Five thousand?

Speaker 6 (53:32):
Right?

Speaker 3 (53:33):
If it's condition right, I was.

Speaker 15 (53:35):
Going to say two thousand and two.

Speaker 18 (53:36):
So it doesn't work, No, no, that want he does it,
but it's able to be restored to working as as
this idiot is.

Speaker 15 (53:46):
I'm gonna go twenty five hundred.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Twenty five hundred bucks. You bass twenty one, twenty.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Five oh one.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
All right, let's find out how much for this old crap?

Speaker 3 (53:54):
What I mean, do I get?

Speaker 11 (53:56):
Can?

Speaker 3 (53:56):
I guess?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
I'll say two thousand and one thousand and one? Yeah, okay,
how much are you selling this old crap for?

Speaker 5 (54:06):
I'm asking six fifty for it. What is your favorite
co Cola product? Favorite co Cooke?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
I'm actually a pepsi guy.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Really wow, a lot of coke products here.

Speaker 23 (54:15):
Yeah, actually makes more advertising than pepsi.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
That's the reason why. Okay, that's gotta be close without
going over.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Yeah you so good?

Speaker 6 (54:28):
All right?

Speaker 5 (54:28):
How much for that old crab Fleet Market edition?

Speaker 14 (54:30):
Now this next item are like little gnome houses that
are being built by this couple. Now, I assume one
day this is gonna be Sammy and her husband.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
That has.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Steamboat.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
William is gonna be the one like manning the tent.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Yeah, he looks like yeah yeah, so wait.

Speaker 14 (54:50):
Wait, So it looks like a dollhouse kind of Gnomish,
but a birdhouse.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Look at your house, but it's not kind of ginger British.

Speaker 15 (54:59):
What would you do with put it in a fairy garden?

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Just are you put it on your mantle?

Speaker 5 (55:05):
What's a faery garden?

Speaker 15 (55:07):
People make faery gardens.

Speaker 18 (55:08):
They'll be outside of houses or like outside in front
of trees, and you do, you'll have little whimsical fairy
furines in your yard.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Yeah, Greg, would you kill your.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
House near? Mind the front yard? They changed it from
like a nice landscape yard. They put nothing but rocks,
bird feeders, gnomes and all that, and then a huge
wooden sign retired gardener.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Her house.

Speaker 14 (55:36):
So no, this is one house, is old lady. Yeah
there it looks like three little houses together, but this
is one.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
It's one piece.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Yeah, this guy will explaining a little bit more.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Okay, Okay, here we go. How much for that old
crab flea market edition? Tell me about your booth hair?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
These are fairy houses that we make. Uh, we've made
all out of wood.

Speaker 14 (55:55):
Now can I ask you about this item right here?

Speaker 22 (55:57):
This one right here is the only one here that
has led lights. The door is open, and there's furniture
inside a seashell for a sink in their claw foot
tub and rubber duck. There's teddy bears laying on the bed.
It's a fun house.

Speaker 14 (56:10):
How much are you selling this old crap for so
you can put stuff.

Speaker 15 (56:13):
Inside of it that is elaborates?

Speaker 5 (56:16):
You have to pay me to take it and then
I take it right to the dumpster. Although why people
put up bird houses and things like that too, because
it just makes a mess of your yard messy.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
I used to have a bird feeder and it would
get set everywhere. Forget it all, right.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
So how much for Sammy's future?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Sammy seems to know the most about it. So we'll
go with you first.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I'm gonna say five hundred.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
I mean, how do you put a price on garbage.

Speaker 18 (56:47):
Is really difficult to make too, and there's a bunch
of miniatures in there and it can get.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
Expensive, not if you use tiny kid hands right and
foreign lands.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
I'm gonna stick with my last answer and say three
hundred again, three hundred bucks.

Speaker 15 (57:00):
I'm going to fifty put me down for.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Two fifty one.

Speaker 6 (57:04):
Dang it, I'll go to fifty two.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
We're a flea market. Yeah, six fifty dollars, I know.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
But they had to make it right, they didn't have Yeah,
I think that's I think that's the that's the thing
about it is that if we have this is something
you can buy these and they were just kind of reselling.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
Them random candles at the flea market and they want
forty six dollars they overcharged, see mass how much something
that goes outside? And I agree if you think to
me it has thirty dollars?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
How about that it has led?

Speaker 6 (57:32):
All right? All right, what did you say?

Speaker 5 (57:35):
I said, fifty?

Speaker 3 (57:36):
All right, let's find out how much are you selling
this old crap for? Just him right here?

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Six hundred? Talk about six weeks to build?

Speaker 14 (57:44):
Where do you inspire to go after this? Are you
going to build a full scalehouse one day?

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Well?

Speaker 2 (57:48):
I'd sure like to, but I may have a hard
time getting to a building permit. Try.

Speaker 15 (57:56):
Did he sell any.

Speaker 14 (57:57):
Yeah, he's been selling. I talked him a little bit more.
He said that he's been selling these there for about
over fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Six hundred dollars that I say a booth of the
flea market cost all that we know. But you texted
if you know, to rent one probably like yeah, to
be there bus or something really to be there on
the side of the cell stuff. Yeah, to get a
little space. I mean that got here? Is it outdoors
this one or into the outdoors?

Speaker 5 (58:21):
Okay, yeah, alright, let's do uh, let's do one more?

Speaker 6 (58:23):
All right?

Speaker 5 (58:24):
How much for that old crap? Okay?

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Now this is I didn't even know what it was
when I first saw it. Is that? And uh it
ended up.

Speaker 14 (58:32):
Being a knife And it looks like, yeah, like kind
of like a mill Eastern style type curved curved knife,
and yeah, I just I.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Didn't even know what it was.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
It doesn't look sharp at all, looks like a pipe.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah, yeah, scabpers. Can I see the picture?

Speaker 5 (58:51):
I gave you a copy of the pictures?

Speaker 6 (58:53):
All these are the pictures.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Love letters?

Speaker 14 (58:56):
Yeah, yeah, references.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
So he's holding up from here, I'm like, and then
it's gray on gray. It just looks like aff.

Speaker 14 (59:05):
But remember when before we started, I go, here's a
copy of the photo.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Yeah, I'm looking.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
I'm looking at the notes for the audio for you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, My bad, my bad.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
He never listens to me.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
Okay, so what's this guy? He's just selling this. I
was like, this is the only thing.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
What else?

Speaker 3 (59:22):
It dropped my attention.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
And a bunch of other rocks, and so he's selling rocks. Yeah,
he's selling rocks and artwork and stuff like that.

Speaker 14 (59:29):
But this is like some random metal object that ended
up being a knife.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
Okay, here we go. How much for that old crap?
I don't even know what this item is.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
I don't either.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
You don't which one this one?

Speaker 7 (59:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:39):
Yeah, that looks like a knife to me. Well, it's
probably it's Middle Eastern.

Speaker 14 (59:46):
Probably it looks like it's made out of silver.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
But it's not.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
It's probably it's probably zank and copper.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
So that's the best I can tell you on it.
So a lot of people like Middle Eastern items.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Yeah, so I bring them down.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
How much are you selling this old crap for?

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Well, these people know nothing about what we're.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Selling is the flea market. It is not antique roadshow world.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
I mean, it looks like it's kind of fancy.

Speaker 9 (01:00:11):
But he's the kind that if he says it with
enough confidence, like I don't know what that is, Oh
it's Middle East or okay.

Speaker 24 (01:00:17):
Honestly, after hearing his description, it makes it sound cheaper, yeah,
for sure than what it looks like.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
Okay, I'm saying it as far as like how much
these things cost to be there? Sea mass eighty one
hundred and fifty bucks depending on the event. I've all
seen sixty dollars a day, but I guess some of
them require you have insurance for the day, which is
another two hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Oh damn, you got to make it least all that put.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Me down for one hundred, Now, one hundred and seventy five.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Dollars, I'm gonna say eighty five.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
I'm going sixty sixty one fifteen five on twenty five
sea bass.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
I'll go with two hundred. And I want to know
where you got it from?

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
All right, how much for this old crap?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Much? Are you selling this old crap for.

Speaker 14 (01:01:01):
Like fifteen dollars as to sell here at the fleet
market art?

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:01:07):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
And I sell a lot of it.

Speaker 14 (01:01:09):
Do you make it yourself or you you curate it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
I'm pretty old.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
I'm seventy two, and I have a lot of older
friends that are there in their eighties, and they're saying,
take this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Down for us, so they die and stuff.

Speaker 25 (01:01:21):
Enjoy your day.

Speaker 14 (01:01:22):
Yeah, until with you an.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Old friend, so they die.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Yeah, I entertained you enough. I have other customers waiting
to buy rocks. Yeah that sounds about right. This is
like you're an old man or old woman and you
have nothing to do in your yeah sure, yeah, so
you give it to this guy. Socialized dead friends get rap? Yes, yeah,
I'm mega getting yeah. All right, Well that's how you
play men this is original game? How much for that

(01:01:53):
old crap.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
A worthless?

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Yeah, apparently there's a lot of racist stuff.

Speaker 15 (01:02:00):
Oh yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
It was talking about that. We we had mentioned that
we we had this coming up, and some like dude,
who was that was that?

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
It?

Speaker 24 (01:02:09):
Menji's the first one that saw something. He showed us
uh from an antique mall, I believe, Yeah, And then
Bord saw something. And then we all went and we
all found something.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Oh that's right, Okay, yeah, okay, So it's a it's
a it's a Woody Show, Flea Markets show and tell
of some of the racist stuff that you can find at.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Flea markets, fun and at all.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Right, So that's coming up next here on the Woody Show,
get out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Get the hell out of my house. In Jesus name,
I pray you get in the day with the Lord.

Speaker 18 (01:02:45):
Also in the news, forces say there's a possibility of
Woody hemorrhoids being back.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
And give you the latest updates.

Speaker 11 (01:02:54):
One available is now more of the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Alight.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
So for the for the flea Market Show and tell,
who's gonna go first?

Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
M I thought it was Menji bro Well.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Menji has the I guess he kind of got got
things rolling. I know, dumbass Tyler, he's got something.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Yeah, Menji coming in.

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
That'll be a minute, Yeah, that'd be a while.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
He uh, he moves kind of slow. Yes, you know what,
He's just a real chill dude, extra chill. Yeah, he's
extra extra chill.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
All right, have you ever seen the Zootopia? And then
d m b oh man, it's it's it's it's Menji. Everybody,
we very rarely you hear the name, but you very
rarely hear the man.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
Might pay money to watch him jog.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
Yeah, so you do you just go to the flea
markets or sks to go around a different you know,
sale and different things.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
And he picked upthing. How do you end up at
the flea market?

Speaker 26 (01:04:04):
So this actually was a game that was started by
me and my friends. We were traveling around a lot
doing a lot of film and TV and stuff, and
we would always go to these antique shops and we
just started this game of who could find the racist
item first.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
And it was a game. It was a game.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Right, So, so you you have you have something?

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
I do have some Tyler, you've got something. And Morgan
you've got something or.

Speaker 15 (01:04:32):
Might it's borderline races.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
Okay, well the judge, but I don't think that's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Here, here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
I don't think that we can be the judges. Well
you can't. We're white. You can't sit Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
We're white. We can't tell if something's racist.

Speaker 14 (01:04:45):
You can't speak on behalf.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
So let's let's let's bring in. Let's bring in the
black guy. Let's bring Von. Yeah, come on in the sky. Yeah,
we'll bring Now, we're not gonna bring him in the guy.
We're gonna bring him the studio here it comes, yeah,
all right, Now he moves a little faster than he jogged.

Speaker 15 (01:05:05):
Bort actually has something too.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
And Bort's got something. Yeah, because Bort goes these things too.
All right, So Von, you're gonna be You're gonna be
the end all be all right. We can make an argument,
guys if we want. Okay, that we think. But yeah,
the final the final decision maker here is the most
racist item either at the antique store or the flea
market will be up to I just remember racism. I
just remember, like remember when Bert Kreischer and Tom Sigurro

(01:05:30):
kept trying to get each other's gifts. Yeah, and Tom
Sigura for Bert's either it his birthday or something he
bought him Hitler's tea cup.

Speaker 9 (01:05:39):
My god, Now do you guys, would you think that
might be a little inappropriate or are we not allowed?
Are you guys not allowed to judge because you're not Jewish?

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
I mean, I think it's a hilarious gift to give
to somebody because it's I mean, it's a real thing.
And I'm sure and it's not like the money went
to Hitler.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
That's what I'm saying. I know that that's like.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
A anytime, anytime something like that has brought up, but
you should It was the reaction, it was Bird's reaction.

Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
That was so funny. You know, a great point right there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Yeah. Yeah, and she's allowed to say that because she's
a Jewish person. You're allowed to say.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
Okay, but now we have permission, thank you, thank you.
It was a bad person, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
All right? So all right? What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
What is the gouda menji? Okay?

Speaker 26 (01:06:20):
So what I have I didn't even go in. It
was in the window store. Is a statue of a
mammy from Gone with the Wind.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Yeah, it's like the antemima kind of lady.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Yeah right, like the like the big it looked like
like it was like a figurine because the shirt underneath
folks like an old school pizza hut tablecloth. And then
it's got the big white apron with the big hat
and the whole big white you'll.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
Probably better I see.

Speaker 14 (01:06:51):
Okay, Yeah, I get their collectible, Sammy collect them.

Speaker 15 (01:06:55):
That's what I know about that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
Yeah, common they collect them on plantation yeah, Una where
people collect them all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
All right, I can't all right, you're right, all right.
So that's that's item number one. Uh and then what's
the next one here.

Speaker 15 (01:07:17):
He's going to go through them? Yeah, I'll do mine.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Okay.

Speaker 24 (01:07:20):
It is a plane theme and it's an Air India guy,
but he's mega Indian. But I will say the credits
in my neighborhood, this was the most racist thing I
could find.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
In my Okay, so it said, uh yeah, it says
Air India. That's like the little pat platform pedestal. But
like it looks like something like straight out of like.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Like oh like yeah, like how would you?

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
But again, like it's got the head dress, the big
giant black mustache, like I don't even know what you
would call. Yeah, like the the the the Indian style like.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Jacket, Yeah, the new jack jacket. Was this actually made
by the airline?

Speaker 15 (01:08:04):
I did not ask was it?

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
Did the frequent flyers get this?

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Yeah? Bibblehead nights of.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
The games, so they looks like a bobblehead, right, because
that's what he kind of looks like.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Because of the actual airline put.

Speaker 15 (01:08:15):
It out right at one point. It was some kind
of marketing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
I can see how much they're selling it for. They're
selling it for thirty eight dollars.

Speaker 15 (01:08:22):
I thought about buying it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
I got the tag on there, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
So there's there's the second one, Vaughn, take take a
look at that, and then a dumbmass Tyler.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
So this one is actually from Brett. He can speak
on it if he wants to. We found a he
found a video game that was made I believe in China.
Or you could play It's Hitler's Troops in World War Two.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Oh my god, oh god, that was a real game.

Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
That was a real game.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Yeah, real game and it's only nineteen Yeah it was cheap.
It was cheap. I did not buy it.

Speaker 27 (01:08:52):
Wow, But yeah, so I found this at a resale shop.
I was looking for Japanese video games, and this is
for the Super Nintendo in Japan. It is called Barbarossa
and you get to play as Hitler's troops invading Russia
and with the goal of conquering Russia. So okay, but
I mean the entire thing is so pro Nazi.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Yeah you're saying, yeah, you're you're Nazi soldiers and this
is you know, so they know it was bad exactly. Yeah,
there's enough time udge this one. No, he's already the
he can see be the judge, good judge.

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
So that's uh that that's Board's contribution. So these are
all either antique market or flea market items that people
on the show found to be racist. And now we're
gonna let Vaughan decide which one is the most racist.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
So these last three are from me, and I should
three I should keep in mind I found these within
five minutes of being in the store.

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
So the first one we have a black face battle opener.
But it's not good okay.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
Yeah, good, Yeah, that is like old timey what what
are the call that? What's that era called like that?
You know where they where they would do the minstrel shows.

Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
Yes, Oh, I would have never come up with that word.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
Really theater you use the mouth that would look good
in your kitchen, Vaughn.

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
Yeah, put a magnet on the back. Open up your
malt liquor.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Next uh, next up, we have something that can go
on your window seal. We have a young black lady
eating watermelon. But it is like the blackest thing you
could ever see.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
It's like a ceramic uh figur like a super dark
skinned black lady, big bright red lipstick, and then the
most incredibly huge piece of watermelon.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
And so disproportionately large.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
And like just crazy like crazy eyes on this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
All right here check that one out, Vaughn. All right,
and the last thing I found this was the thing
that was closest to the door. So I don't know
what that says, just straight up Nazi memorabilia, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
So yeah, it's a bunch of like flags and patches
and all kinds of medallions.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
And looks like a key. All right, So everybody else
got to submit one thing. You can only pick one
of these things.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
If you have to play your favorite, what's your favorite?
If you have if you have what's my favorite? Which
one of the things did you actually buy?

Speaker 14 (01:11:20):
Because you seem to go above and beyond.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
It's not my fault that they were all like right there.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
Yeah, which is the one you bought?

Speaker 13 (01:11:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
I did not, And that's his probably in your home
that you have like.

Speaker 6 (01:11:31):
A feature light on a little corner of the room.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
I will say, you can only you can only play
one card?

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Since we already have one Nazi thing. Uh, I'm going
to go with the bottle opener. I think that's the bottle.
The bottle opener is pretty bad. I mean, the bottle
opener is bad.

Speaker 17 (01:11:48):
But that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Was d so that watermelon ladies out? Wow watermelon? That
wasn't very offense to Tyler.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
Yeah yeah, Now does anyone anybody want to make an
argument for one of these items? Okay, well we uh
we have the the the first item. Fun hold that up,
all right? So that this is that's just like the

(01:12:22):
like the mammy, the mamulated this. It's out in front
of the store. Yeah all right, So that's a that's
item number one. Item number two is I believe the
is that boards video game?

Speaker 6 (01:12:33):
Video game?

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Oh no, no oh yeah from the air India.

Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
Total stereotypical like Indian guy that kind of looks at
they half like, I don't know, it's like magic carpets
are an Indian but kind of looks like that, Like
that's kind of maybe what they're part of, part of
what they were going for. Yeah, yeah, So that's that's
out of number two racist flea market items.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Item number three. That's the video game Hitler.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
Video where you get to play as one of Hitler's
troops overtaking for Super Nintendo. Damn all right, I don't
number I'm number four, all right. That is the that
is the black face bottle opener.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
Good god. All right, so now you're Vanda Black.

Speaker 14 (01:13:17):
For the people that like are unaware, can you explain
a little bit why it's racist? What is the like
the antemima thing.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
And why would you need to explain that isn't all
kind of self explanatory.

Speaker 14 (01:13:30):
I think I think it is. But some people might
not understand why that is racist.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
Well, how about you make an argument for whatever you
think would be the most racist out of those things,
and then Vaughan once we get to his decision, then
he can explain maybe you know, uh, the reasoning behind it,
because I think that's maybe where your answer would come from.
But just make your make your pick for which one
you think would be the most out of the white
person that you are, Which one of those you would

(01:13:54):
think would be the most racist?

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Okay? Do you want me to do that right now?

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (01:13:57):
Okay, I thought we're gonna take a break back. I
would think the blackface one would probably be the most
racist because it is, you know, the bottle opener. No,
not because it's just a ball, it is a yeah,
the bottle opener is because it is a white person
in blackface.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Yeah, right, okay, okay. And then the.

Speaker 14 (01:14:16):
Second one, the antemima one, is basically I mean it
probably would be racist because it might be rooted in
which ones you pick?

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
Menace question?

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
I'm sorry? Okay, watch done, wat watch the adults with.

Speaker 9 (01:14:33):
The bottle opener, because not only is it caricatury, but
you're using mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:14:39):
Greg gory also the bottle opener because it has so exaggerated,
exaggerated features, big mouth, big eyes, and it's just obnoxious.

Speaker 18 (01:14:47):
Sammy, Yeah, it's very close for me between the Hitler
video game, because man, that really is spreading evil, right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
It's the thought process of going we want you to
kill these people.

Speaker 18 (01:14:58):
Whereas I mean, as much as the black face bottle
opener is horrible, I don't know that there's as much
malicia malicious intent behind it from the time period that
maybe it came from, because that's just what I guess
how they did.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Every household had one.

Speaker 15 (01:15:12):
No, I'm not thinking every household had some. I'm just
saying like it's from the past. This video game is
not from the vote.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
My vote was for the video game for this sole purpose.
Like like an individual I think could have made the
bottle opener. It took a team of people, right to
make a.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Video game and make it a.

Speaker 5 (01:15:27):
Super and to kill people in the video game what
it is.

Speaker 15 (01:15:33):
Yeah, I'm going with the video game.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
At least the Nazis are dying in it, all right.
So men, it's based on what you just heard. Now
you understand the concept. Which one do you think you
want the.

Speaker 14 (01:15:43):
White person in the bottle open right, because least Nazis
are getting murdered.

Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
In that one.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
All right, I'm gonna give I'm gonna give Vaughan a
chance to think about which one he wants to go with.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
This guy, Yeah, he just looked off like a like
a Marshallo.

Speaker 24 (01:16:08):
Yeah, his name is menace, though he's kind of like
a menace in the streets.

Speaker 11 (01:16:15):
The show.

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Most most racist flea market item that was found. And
where was a dumbass tyler? Where was the place that
you went to? Somebody was guessing wittier it was unfortunately,
Oh my god, man his house.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
It was no show three miles from my house.

Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
That was so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
I walked in and said, oh, dear lord, this is
so funny that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
The man, the Texter nailed it all right. Time to
check in with Jeff.

Speaker 11 (01:16:42):
Gh But a babe, ain't nothing sports than with the
g Jeff Garcie Una, Hey, good morning, Jeff g Hey,
good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
What do you show?

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
Let's go ahead and start with the Ducks this morning.

Speaker 28 (01:16:58):
They got the dub last night against the Boston wins.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Harry ahead for Leo Carlson peels off the half wall
into the High Spiders, Ducks and lap Ducks and Senators.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
Tonight.

Speaker 28 (01:17:14):
Kings also skate tonight up in San Jose at seven pm.
It is Thursday, so that means Thursday night football bills
in Houston taking on the Texans. Bills are favored by
six other NFL news Shador Sanders finally getting his first
start Sunday versus the Raiders. That should be interesting and
probably the most covered thing on all networks ever, besides
the Cowboys and Lebron. NBA Clippers have lost eight to

(01:17:37):
nine games. Are going to try to write the ship
today in Orlando this afternoon at four pm. And speaking
of the NBA, I wish all refs were dis honest.
Would you show listen to what happened during a challenge
in the Bucks game.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
Floor since we have no idea who knocked the ball
out of.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Bells at the jump ball senter. So any two no
Walthy is challenging that ruling since.

Speaker 28 (01:17:57):
We have no idea who knocked it out even after
looking at you play.

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
We'll just dump the ball?

Speaker 11 (01:18:01):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
Man?

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
I'm jeffg And that's so cal sports.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
All right, Jeff gybody, you can move on the floor,
you know you can. You can choose something or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
Man, you crap in my mad Yeah that might be
a deal.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
And now more of the Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
So we started the whole hour with MENACE's trademark original
game how much of that old crab Flea Market edition?

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
And then Menji.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Told us about this game that he and his friends
have where they you know, see antique stores or flea
markets and they try to find whatever the most racist
item that's being sold there. And then man dumb ass
Tyler hit the mother law. He came in here with multiple,
multiple examples.

Speaker 14 (01:18:48):
Excited for this assignment achiever.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
So yeah, Morgan found something, Bort found something, and so
we we have them all with Vaughan, who is who's
been going over the different options to figure out. Let's
just let's just recap the the four items are. Item
number one is the like the the Mommy Mammy statue, Yeah, statue.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Outside that was right outside.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
It was right next to the gnomes and all the
other crap that you put out in front of your house.
So that's item number one. Item number two.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Was the the the air India.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Dude on you know, how would you describe that guy?

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
I wouldn't even fully understand what it is. It's just
an ad for an airline. It's a man in India gar.

Speaker 9 (01:19:37):
Little figurine, yeah, a bibblehorn yeah, with a turbine and
abrew jacket.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Yeah. It's just a complete stereotype top to bottom. We
don't know if it was put out by the airline
or not.

Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
And then the next item was the the video game
a Super Nintendo, an actual Super Nintendo video game Japan, Japan,
Super Nintendo China. Was it China, China, I'm saying, or
just chimed in Japan? And uh, this is where you
get to play as one of Hitler's soldiers. Overtaking Russia

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is the object of.

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
The game sticker on it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
And then the next the next item was the black
face bottle open. I mean, like minstrel show straight up.

Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
So, Von, what are your thoughts kind of walk us through?
Start with the last place on the least race.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Least racist. I'm gonna go with the.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Just because I win.

Speaker 29 (01:20:39):
I'm not even totally sure what this is, but it
doesn't seem like too much of a caricature, you know.
It has the turbine, which just seems like a natural,
unnatural but a cultural cultural thing of their or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
So all right, that's the least races least races, all right.

Speaker 29 (01:21:00):
Next second, I'm gonna go with the Mammi doll, actually
the mammy dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
Yeah so funny.

Speaker 29 (01:21:05):
My mom has had this one of these in our
house for my entire life. Really, Yeah, so like she's
had kind of a picture of it now, but she's
uh nice.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
So what what would be racist about that? That was
Menas's question. What would be racist about it is? Uh,
probably if someone not black had it, I would say
rooted in slavery.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Right, yeah, absolutely, Okay, it comes from that.

Speaker 29 (01:21:30):
It has the minstrel aspects to it, the black skin,
A lot of them have like a red lipstick on
them and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
And definitely likes a servant of some kind. Yeah, the housekeeper,
servant of some kind.

Speaker 6 (01:21:43):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
So yeah, so it's down between those other two items,
and we have the Super Nintendo game and then the
black face bottle opener. Yes, and Vaughan, which one did
you decide is the most racist from all the different
antique store and flea market items.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
The Olympics of Suffering?

Speaker 29 (01:22:00):
Yeah, right, in the Struggle Olympics, we're going with the
black face botttle opener.

Speaker 13 (01:22:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
There it is as a thousand percent just deplorable.

Speaker 29 (01:22:12):
As someone said earlier, using the mouth open the bottle
is like just dehumanizing and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
And oh if I could open a bottle with my mouth,
I think that made it pretty cool that, you know,
people have all these different ways to open bottles. A
bottle open around, I don't stuff is pretty cool.

Speaker 9 (01:22:27):
Yeah, although you make a good point, Woody, this is
mass The Nintenda game is mass produced by the biggest
video game company.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
In the world.

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
There was a lot of people involved in it. Like again,
there could be like some person in their garage that
made this, yeah for sure, you know, for sure, but
also coming behind it. Just on that.

Speaker 29 (01:22:43):
I do think there's like a lot of video games
even out now that like promote people to like, you know,
kill other.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
Yeah, making some warfare, what about like grand theft, even
though it's not there's not a race element to it,
But there's not a Nazi games.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Like Call of Dudes rooted in truth.

Speaker 18 (01:23:04):
Yeah, I think if we were watching the video game happen,
we might feel a little bit differently.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Yeah, absolutely one sure.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Yeah, you know, and you can probably lose on your own,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
So yeah all right, well Vaughan, thank you, thank you
so much. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I didn't feel as
appropriate for us to be able to make that decision
as a group of white people sitting here. We we
have we had to bring in the authority. Yes, all right,
thank you, Thank you Von Show and it's time too.
I did promise before the hours up that we were

(01:23:35):
going to award a pair of these Alter Ego tickets.
Alter Ego is happening in January, so sold out like
immediately because the lineups awesome with Green Day and twenty
one pilots and Cage the Elephant, Sublime. Good Charlotte Miles Smith,
Gigi Prez. Almost Monday, and you're using the talkback feature
on the iHeartRadio app to tell us your answer to

(01:23:57):
today's question, which is what person your family Thanksgiving get together?
What person packs the most leftovers after the meal yep
and takes him home with them. So open up the
iHeartRadio app. Type in all ninety eighty seven used the
talk back mike and leave a message. We have three
people to decide between for this pair of the tickets.

(01:24:17):
Here is your first option.

Speaker 6 (01:24:19):
What's happening?

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
What the show?

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
This is Jacob from Calamesa.

Speaker 30 (01:24:23):
So my brother would piss my wife and I off
every year, him and his whole entire family. They would
show up completely empty handed and then practically leave with
a shopping car full of everything that wasn't eaten, whether
it was part of the dinner or not, they would
clean out my mom's refrigerator.

Speaker 6 (01:24:42):
So frustrating.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
But that's yeah, that's it, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
So that's not just the leftovers above and beyond.

Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's nomine number one.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Nomine number two.

Speaker 31 (01:24:55):
Hi with to show. My name is Linda. So the
person that packs up the most in my house because
I really don't have family coming over is my best friend.
She is such a free loader. She doesn't even cook
or even come and contribute to bringing anything. But yet
after the first serving she takes, she brings her tupperware

(01:25:18):
and takes mostly everything. Oh well, that's what I get
for having a best friend.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
Okay, all right? And then uh number three.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
She's Phoenix from Pacentia, California. Let me tell you about
my Uncle Ramon. The man takes gravy, not turkey, that pie,
not potatoes, just takes gravy. I don't know what he
does with it. I don't want to know what he
does with it, but.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
He takes it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
He even takes the unquickd gravy home with him. We
don't talk about Uncle Ramone other than Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
Yeah, I don't know what uncooked gray powder powder you
warm it. Sometimes it comes to that you can get
some of the stuff that's in the jar. Yeah, he
just wants all the gravies the time I'm going, I'm
going number.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Three gotta be.

Speaker 31 (01:26:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:26:12):
Three all right, well number three, you're going all three ago.
I'll talk about Uncle ramone man. Take them with you
as we get into the eight o'clock hour. We'll have
another pair of tickets later in the hour. So you
have between now and nine. I would say to make
sure well you have all day to go to the
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Use the talk back Mike answer the question which person

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packs the most leftovers?

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
I don't care. Why be listening because you love it listening.

Speaker 7 (01:26:38):
As long as you're.

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
Listening, this is the Hood Show, and we are into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's the Woody Show, all right. So we got the
weekend audio. Sea Bass is gonna have a bunch of
stuff to share for us there. Of course, anything that
you'd like to tap in on you can call in
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check in over to two two nine eight seven on.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
What that's great? Gory.

Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
We got menace what Gina grad is here, Sea Bass
is here, Sammy is here, and Morgan holding things down today? Yeah,
I do have. I do have some sort of people
in trouble with the law, bat by bat so starting
with this one. It was a United Airlines flight Dallas

(01:27:31):
to Chicago. They were forced to make an emergency landing
after this guy he decided to tell the flight crew
that there was a bomb in his wife's luggage. So
they land, they get everybody off the plane, the bomb
squad did their thing and of course found nothing, and
they haven't said anything about why he said that, just

(01:27:53):
you know, being a dick and wasting everybody's time, I guess.
And how much time did it end up wasting?

Speaker 6 (01:27:59):
Hours?

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
It was a five hour delay?

Speaker 5 (01:28:02):
Oh damn all because this guy wanted to be cute,
so he was. He was arrested, taking the jail and
he'll pay for that, right?

Speaker 6 (01:28:10):
What's that he'll pay for that delay? I hope?

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
Yeah? I mean I don't like, how do you figure out?

Speaker 6 (01:28:15):
How much?

Speaker 7 (01:28:15):
Does that?

Speaker 11 (01:28:16):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
But what is it pay? Meeting?

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Like you're gonna be punished? He was arrested?

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
Yeah, yeah, six figures easy?

Speaker 14 (01:28:22):
Yeah, we never talked about that they should pay for
that wasting resources.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
I mean they do.

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
If they do like a search and rescue thing, they'll
have you know the cost of whatever, you know, the
the fuel for the helicopters, and the bill. Yeah, they
send you the bill for that stuff affordable. Another guy,
bad boys. Cops in Florida saw a car just all
over the map, driving recklessly, swerving, crossing lanes, driving in
the oncoming traffic. So they they pulled a car over

(01:28:47):
and as soon as they walked up, they could see
the open containers there on the car. The dude behind
the wheel, he gets out.

Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
They went to give him the you know, field sobriety check.
They asked him to keep his eye on their finger,
and this is what he said. When they do that,
he says, quote, I've always had a problem with my
my my.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
E F D E F E I will What the
hell is that?

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Here's a here's a little clip from the police officer
body cam.

Speaker 22 (01:29:16):
If he lets go of you, you're gonna fall over
because I'm not even gonna try.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
Just follow the tip my finger with your eyes and
your eyes only.

Speaker 6 (01:29:23):
Don't move your head. I see the finger, follow you
gotta track my finger.

Speaker 7 (01:29:27):
That's where I've always had a problem.

Speaker 31 (01:29:33):
My e E.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
What is your e F D.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
Have her.

Speaker 6 (01:29:41):
One of those?

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
We do believe you're impaired.

Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
Yeah, we do. Anyway, According to the article, what he
met was executive function disorder.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
Doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
The guy was arrested and uh the cops found out
to nobody surprised that he had prior d U and
he was driving with his suspended license.

Speaker 18 (01:30:02):
All yeah, have you ever done the finger thing for fun?

Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
By the way, I've done some finger in If you
do it with.

Speaker 18 (01:30:08):
Your friends when you're drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Finger your friends.

Speaker 18 (01:30:11):
Yeah, what happens is when you have them follow it,
their eyes will start twitching when it gets the corners.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
That's how you can tell someone's drunk. So it's a
fun test.

Speaker 6 (01:30:19):
I only did it with a cop once, and it
was not fun with the cop as well. All right,
So finally bad boys in the news. This guy in Georgia,
he just got busted. He was stealing manhole covers. Why
guess how many? One forty one?

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
We just had that story about all the smoke detectors
getting stolen.

Speaker 14 (01:30:43):
Yeah, I think I'll be gassed out by two.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Yeah. June yeah, forty one sixty nine, Good.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
Guess Sammy, according to the cops, at least ninety one.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
And here's here's the other thing. It's really impressive. That's
just in one month. In one month? Are that many?
Maybe he's building something out of them? Are they made
out of copper?

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
And we didn't know his his mugshot he's wearing a
free hug shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
Oh good.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
Not sure why he was stealing the manhole covers scrap yards, maybe,
but the police report mentions that they weren't all just
the smaller circular ones. He was also taking those larger
storm drain covers and rain Yeah, so the cover they're
so heavy he needs somebody else to help him carry them, wow,
and put them in the trunk of his super sweet
twenty twenty Nissan Kick Dick.

Speaker 20 (01:31:32):
You tell.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Yeah, he was seen on a bunch of home surveillance cameras.
He's been charged with theft to government property and more
charges are likely. It costs about two hundred bucks to
replace each one. Wow, and so talk about a guy's
on the hook and officials considering adding locks to them,
which would add about one hundred and eighty bucks. So
he might be on the hook for all that too,
So about thirty five thousand dollars? All right, if that's

(01:31:56):
the way that Yeah, all right, so there you go.
Some I'm in in the news. We're gonna see what
Sea Bass has. The Weekend audio is coming up next
year on the Woody Show. Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 11 (01:32:07):
What he is?

Speaker 5 (01:32:07):
The number and it's up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
Will be right back the Woody Show. Will be right
back the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
All right, we are back and ready to see what
Sea Bass has for us as we uh check out
with the weekend Audio.

Speaker 8 (01:32:28):
All right, Now Morgan knows the answer to this, but
you got to guess from this little bit of audio
why they beefit?

Speaker 6 (01:32:34):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
Why are the beefing?

Speaker 7 (01:32:42):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:32:42):
That was I'll give you a little more context. That was
in the crowd of the latest UFC fights where an
entire section started fighting a UFC fighter against Dylan Danis.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Is that his name?

Speaker 15 (01:32:52):
He's not a UFC fighter, He's a boxer.

Speaker 8 (01:32:54):
Okay, boxer Dylan Danis. And now why were they he
had Why did that guy have a whole section of
people screaming at him lunch and kick in? He got
kicked out. He's brawl. Yeah, why were they beefing?

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
They were beefing with the fighter.

Speaker 15 (01:33:06):
Oh yeah, Dylan Dan has gotten to fight with this
other group.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
It's like fifteen dudes from Dagistan. Maybe because they bet
on him and he lost the fight.

Speaker 15 (01:33:14):
Well, and he's not a UFC fighter.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
And they were all in the crowd again in.

Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
The cress, say that he threw something. No, they tried
to get his attention by like high fiving him, and
he didn't want to be touched.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:33:26):
His pants weren't tight enough and he couldn't see if
he was circumcised or not.

Speaker 8 (01:33:29):
Hey, I not the Dakastani's are circumcised. The correct answer.
More you want to tell.

Speaker 24 (01:33:34):
Him you know, I don't Well, I know the beef
between them because it's with Islam's team and Kavie, but
I don't know exactly what started the fight.

Speaker 8 (01:33:42):
Well, he showed them an AI video of one of
their fighters kissing another guy.

Speaker 11 (01:33:48):
AI.

Speaker 8 (01:33:51):
And you know, the the Dakistan he's not too cool
on the even joking almost sexuality.

Speaker 24 (01:33:56):
And they've had beef with Dylan for a while, right right,
this is just out of nowhere. And he's for life
from UFC events.

Speaker 8 (01:34:01):
Now, Yeah, Daniel White doesn't like that. And in fact,
there's another thing that he thinks is a bad idea.
That is the upcoming Jake Paul fight. He was asked
about that at his press conference.

Speaker 13 (01:34:10):
Jesus, that's a bad idea. That's a bad idea. But
let me tell you what a lot of people watch
that one. You know what everybody's tuning in for on
that one. Yeah, I think everybody's gonna get what they
finally been waiting for.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
Is that for him to lose.

Speaker 8 (01:34:29):
So this is versus Anthony Joshua, and Anthony Joshua has
held boxing titles in the heavyweight division. He almost beat
a lot of the current heavyweights, Fury and other folks
up there.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
He's a monster.

Speaker 24 (01:34:40):
Paul is not fighting for real, like these are all fixed?
Is yes, of course it is. Dyson has commented on
why he accepted the fighting money.

Speaker 8 (01:34:52):
Well, that's the thing that they're saying. This is the
first actual Jake Paul fight that was fair. Jake Paul
did lose a boxing match to what's his face, a
actual boxer.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
He lost that one.

Speaker 8 (01:35:01):
Anthony Joshua is thirty forty pounds heavier at if not
the he's not the number one guy in the world,
but number top five.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
Right now, he's gonna cream Jake Paul. He lost to
Tommy Fury.

Speaker 5 (01:35:12):
He will dog.

Speaker 14 (01:35:13):
These so much. But so many people still think the arena.

Speaker 8 (01:35:17):
Well see, here's the thing, at least with the as
as I called ahead of time, and all you dopes were.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Like, oh, but it's Mike Class. Oh he's a big du.

Speaker 8 (01:35:24):
Anthony Joshua is legit, but he's not a name. That's
the problem. And that's so that's that's gonna be the
issue here. But I don't know as to the fixed charges.
This is a fully sanctioned fight.

Speaker 15 (01:35:33):
It's you know, yeah, but boxing is thirty I'm calling
it right now.

Speaker 5 (01:35:37):
Yeah, it's a sanction wwe.

Speaker 6 (01:35:41):
Like that.

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
I feel like I'm with you. I feel like all
like the boxing stuff is completely fixed.

Speaker 7 (01:35:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (01:35:47):
And if I mean again, Jake Paul, I'm calling it
right now. He will win and everyone be like, oh
my god, he won. And that's how it scripted.

Speaker 8 (01:35:54):
This week in audio, I'm moving on to this is
something more than Greg realm Greg, I'm sure as my
magician lover, you're following Oz Pearlman and his media tour
that he's been.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
On for quite some time.

Speaker 8 (01:36:05):
His big trick is this what he did here for
the view where he guesses your personal identification.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
He's like a mentalist.

Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
He did the same thing. They did a thing during football.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
They did it to like Mcat McAfee, Joe Rogue. Yeah,
they were big right now.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
They were with the Rams and yeah they okay, you know,
let's let's see what you got here. Oz Pearlman, No.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
One knows my chin.

Speaker 23 (01:36:30):
You just said it.

Speaker 9 (01:36:31):
Tell why would you say it on national television?

Speaker 8 (01:36:34):
And I believe that's a real reaction because he did again.
He has done the same thing a dozen times now.
And Greg Oz Pearlman, yeah, your name absolutely.

Speaker 7 (01:36:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:36:42):
These mentalists are way cooler than the magicians.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
Even Yeah, Sean McVay did it was the same realm.
The head coach of the Ram Sean McVay. Uh. He
they like he wrote down his pin number, yeah, and and.

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
And did that.

Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
And then he did another thing with one of the
other players. Forget it, what a was and whatever the
answer was. He brought a black light over and it
showed the answer on the player's head.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
It was.

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
It was pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (01:37:09):
That's a little And we bring this up because what
you talked recently about knowing figuring out how these guys
do this stuff and the stuff where there and like
you see if you say oz problem he was on
like a GT number of years ago, is they break
it down where you could see that he's got like
hidden he's got hidden little markers or hidden UV markers
for like the thing what he's talking about where he
can like while he's like talking to you, he's secretly
scratching something through a piece of paper on like carbon paper,

(01:37:31):
the pin number thing, pin thing.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
I should say, no one has specifically figured out, uh.

Speaker 8 (01:37:37):
And the only thing, the only real educated guesses are
that he literally follows people around or has not he himself,
but he has private security because mentalism and everyone who
does it'll admit it's not a thing he can't.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
Like he'll be the first to say, I'm not a magician,
like he can't. I can't say, Greg, is your pin
higher lower than five? And I can't many that's what
he sells and I don't think that's true.

Speaker 8 (01:38:00):
This week in audio, our next clip here we've got
why are they freaking out? Okay, I'll give you a hint,
two hints. This is inside a car and it's in Queens,
New York.

Speaker 31 (01:38:10):
All right, Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:38:18):
No no, no, no, no, no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
use it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
All right, it's Greg Jason. Okay, Greg seing a butterfly.

Speaker 6 (01:38:29):
They're in Queens. So they see a rat and it's
grabbing a big piece of food or something.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
That's that's big.

Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
In New York, it's always like the pizza rat.

Speaker 3 (01:38:37):
Yeah, they're spilter.

Speaker 8 (01:38:39):
Yeah, it is a rat, but it is riding on
the hood of their car.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Just take a little ride.

Speaker 8 (01:38:48):
And I say this to Greg and to these women,
this rat who's outside their car cannot get inside.

Speaker 5 (01:38:52):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
Still gross enough to make it it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:38:54):
Kind of peel the top of their car up and
like it would have can help.

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
It helps if there was a rat on.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
The hood of my car, Gena, would I or would
I not? Scream and scream like a freak and you
would you would wrap your car around a light bulb.
Get this rat off your car.

Speaker 8 (01:39:10):
This week in audio, all right, what is your original game?
Guess that sound?

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
What is the sound. What is this sound? Learn if
you have dogs in your car.

Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
So let's say it sounds like a dog barking like.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
A dog in a drone.

Speaker 8 (01:39:28):
Oh, Gina, now that that is a dog, well, barking
through a speaker in a drone in Japan in order.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
To scare off bears in the woods.

Speaker 5 (01:39:38):
Okay, that's a big thing.

Speaker 6 (01:39:41):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
Yeah, here's a local explaining it.

Speaker 10 (01:39:44):
We are living in the mountain and we are very,
very familiar with the bears.

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
All the time.

Speaker 10 (01:39:50):
And then why can't I, you know, avoid that in
the first place? And then that was yeah, pretty shameful us.

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
Yeah, you know what they're saying. But I love that
men who have drone with barking sound of dog, no
deal with bear.

Speaker 8 (01:40:07):
I love how like shame is so such, so ingrained
in Japan. I appreciate it, which is why they had
a clean country dance.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Yeah they did.

Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
I was watching something they were talking about how like
even the garbage trucks, like it looks like it's their
first day, like on the road out the factory, if
you want to, like it looks they and then they
showed a picture of it, like the garbage trucks looked
like they just came off the garbage truck factory line.

Speaker 8 (01:40:29):
Like firemen, and I know they have a lot of
downtime there. Their trucks are always yeah, but listen and
the Japanese garbage trucks.

Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
Yeah, it's seriously even the back of the truck, like
at the end of the day they bring it back
to where it goes, they spray it out and like
the part where it has kind of grabs it and
pulls it and compacts it in. It looks brand new,
shiny spot.

Speaker 14 (01:40:50):
Yeah, and it's like you know, when I was three
floors down in their metro system, which is completely clean,
karfedi and crap. Every Yeah, my cell phone worked.

Speaker 5 (01:41:00):
Weird.

Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
Interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
New York City has a lot of that now too,
like not everywhere.

Speaker 8 (01:41:06):
You know how, Like there's rats right again, and puts
a car.

Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
We're gonna take We're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more on the weekend audio. All right, welcome
back everybody. All right, so sea bass and the week
in audio continues.

Speaker 8 (01:41:24):
All Right, I've got a clip that I don't think
is gonna be long for this world. It's a guy
on a TikTok of all places called p o V
Wolfie and what he does.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
Is he helps out the homeless.

Speaker 8 (01:41:35):
Okay, and I will say nice, and I'm saying this
that he's his account won't be around for long because
he does this by handing out piles of liquor.

Speaker 14 (01:41:42):
And I saw this guy.

Speaker 15 (01:41:44):
Yeah, I think it's so happy.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Yeah, so it'll do it.

Speaker 8 (01:41:47):
He'll take so I'll take a handle of vodka plastic
bottle to that. He'll tape a cart and a pall malls.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
That's cool.

Speaker 8 (01:41:56):
So he did that like fifteen times and it was
a funny and cute and whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 8 (01:42:00):
Well his one of his latest videos, he buys like
a five dollars machetes off TMU, his hands those out.

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
Okay, I'm not down for all. Right here we go
there you go need some protection out here, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 20 (01:42:12):
Yeah, hell yeah, big gas, big as swords.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
One okayis into that fact.

Speaker 8 (01:42:24):
The alcohol was fun. To be fair, I laughed out
loud when he started doing that. That is, it is
legitimately hilarious. Not something we could do here because I
would get fired. And but again it's pov wolfy on TikTok.
Get it while you can because he's number one.

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
He's doing his weapons and liquor. Yeah, it won't be
around for long. This weekend audio guys, we got.

Speaker 8 (01:42:41):
A new song, uh menace the new SpongeBob SquarePants movie.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
Ice Spice.

Speaker 24 (01:42:47):
Oh yeah, she's singing the theme song, no this, Oh well,
here it is.

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
There's a new SpongeBob movie, and here it is Ice
Spice with her song.

Speaker 5 (01:42:55):
Big guy all.

Speaker 31 (01:42:56):
Right, SpongeBob, big guy pants okay, SpongeBob, big guy hands okay,
big got, big got, big big got, big dot SpongeBob,
big guy.

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
Pants okay, SpongeBob.

Speaker 26 (01:43:07):
Big dot cans okay, still wake up on my best stretch.

Speaker 27 (01:43:13):
I ain't a jelly fish, but on the catch like
that fish.

Speaker 15 (01:43:16):
Pump in my huts, blow bubble stop big like missus pump.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
I'll be like notices, all we're good. I see you
buying on your phone right now.

Speaker 8 (01:43:26):
That is awful voice though, big guy, big guy, big guy,
big Guy, SpongeBob, big guy pants.

Speaker 6 (01:43:31):
Okay, well that's really good.

Speaker 5 (01:43:32):
I've watched a ton of SpongeBob over the years. I
mean I've watched a little bit here and there and
when it's been on, But like one thing I saw
that popped up on social media, and I'm sure it's
hell old and it's just the last person to see it.
It was like all the voice actors acting out of scene,
but like a like a live version of Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:43:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
They're like they're like the crabby you know, crusty whatever
it's called the Yeah, and like ordering and spongebobs in
the back, you know, cooking. But it's all the characters
at the cash catch Rester with the angry manager guy
whatever his name is, crab manager man, angry manager.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
This is like when they dub it for you know,
Indonesia or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:44:11):
Yeah, but it was funny because I like, I like
all those things where you see the people who are
voice actors for these big famous.

Speaker 6 (01:44:16):
Characters all day.

Speaker 5 (01:44:17):
Yeah, it's super cool.

Speaker 6 (01:44:19):
Never seen a frame of sp.

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
Ice, Spice, said Coachill. I believe, and she was terrible,
but I sp don't care. Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 8 (01:44:25):
This weekend audio, speaking of music, this this popped up
and I just said, let's check in on what's going
on with comic legend Jimmy Fallon and what he thinks
is funny these days. Well, apparently that is doing duets
with Ariana Grande. Here he is putting himself in there
doing famous duets with her.

Speaker 20 (01:44:41):
Right, anything you used to do, I can do better.
I can do anything better.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
They Yes, I start with singing, Greg He's been singing
for how long? Twenty five years? At least he has
an album.

Speaker 5 (01:45:01):
He has a holiday album.

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
Yeah, I saw you like side eyeing that?

Speaker 6 (01:45:06):
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
Why is that funny?

Speaker 6 (01:45:07):
You guys make fun of me because my favorite flavor
of ice cream is vanilla. Yeah, this is what I
think you think vanilla is. This is as vanilla as.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
It's inoffensive gat supposed comp that's comedy. It's just like
there's no punchline, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:45:25):
Entertaining though, Yeah, is it supposed to be funny or
is it just supposed to be entertaining?

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
Is it supposed to Benny can be entertaining.

Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
That's why it's supposed to be fun Entertaining doesn't have
to be funny.

Speaker 8 (01:45:37):
Here's why it's supposed to be funny, because he's doing
Those are things you wouldn't expect.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
Arian and Grande to saying you wouldn't expect.

Speaker 8 (01:45:42):
Really, Okay, she's actually talented.

Speaker 6 (01:45:53):
I would say that put somebody else in her position there,
that wouldn't work. Anybody could do what Jimmy Valle did right.

Speaker 8 (01:46:00):
This is what James Corden did with his stupid carpool karaoke,
which some shows are unfortunately trying to repeat these days.
Is he shoehorns his untalented self in with the talented
people and he gets to pretend like and now like
Meniceta putting out an album. That's how James Corden got
that god awful position on Cats the movie, which fine.

Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
Take it? Who cares? This week in audio, we got.

Speaker 8 (01:46:21):
Some bad news, unfortunately for the Woody Justice fans out there.
A home owner in Indiana, he was approached by a
cleaning maid. This idiot, well, this is Woody Justice. A
woman who didn't belong in a man I'll break it
down even easier. A woman who didn't belong in a
man's house showed up at his front door. He killed
her because and he said, I'm standing my ground you.

(01:46:43):
And apparently though that wasn't good enough for the local prosecutor,
the Boone.

Speaker 25 (01:46:46):
County Prosecutor's office has filed one count, that count being
voluntary manslaughter, which is to normally kill while acting under
sudden heat. As a level two felony. We have determined
that Kurt and since actions do not fall within the
legal protections provided by the Indiana Stand yourd Ground law.

Speaker 8 (01:47:06):
Oh now, the reason I bring this up is because
what he famously said and and tripled down on the
woman who shot a man through her window when he
was in her driveway just kind of looking to see
where he was.

Speaker 3 (01:47:15):
He said, I'm at the wrong house. And what he
said doesn't matter. You're on my property. I get to
shoot you.

Speaker 5 (01:47:19):
He was looking.

Speaker 3 (01:47:20):
So in this case, it was a woman who showed
up at the wrong house, the wrong house. Guy said,
you're on my property. I'm gonna shoot you. Let's him
looking in through the window. Well, but you get he's
standing on the driveway. Who cares?

Speaker 8 (01:47:29):
Maybe he didn't know what house it was. Same thing here,
she didn't know she was at the wrong hand.

Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
You can't like look at the outside of the house
and go, okay, this is not the house. You're gonna
appear in the windows after you've never been before, like
this lady had and that guy had.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Again, what do you mean?

Speaker 14 (01:47:42):
It was this guy like four foot tall, Like you're
an extra bitchous Some ladies showing up this is I
the arm like a dirt devil, like tough guy?

Speaker 5 (01:47:52):
I get.

Speaker 3 (01:47:52):
I get this sort of comment on me.

Speaker 8 (01:47:54):
All the times I say you with cardnarks, they'll say, well,
it's you know x y Z to stand your ground
state and if I feel threatened, I get to shoot you. No, no, no,
you don't get to just declare that you feel threatened.
There's a reasonable person are they an imminent and a
reasonable fear of their life being ended on the in damage?
Unfortunately that as we just found out with this guy,
he's gonna go to jail for a long time.

Speaker 6 (01:48:14):
She had supplies with her.

Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
You can't just declare feel they're coming right for us
with the broom.

Speaker 5 (01:48:22):
Yeah uh this weekend audio?

Speaker 3 (01:48:24):
Next clip here? How do they owe a Sea Bass?
Original game? Actually copyright trademark? This is a man. I'll
just let you hear MAUI first.

Speaker 6 (01:48:32):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
How they Alio?

Speaker 6 (01:48:45):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
I have a guess.

Speaker 6 (01:48:47):
His ladder claps while putting up the Christmas Live.

Speaker 3 (01:48:52):
He slipped in from his ring cam.

Speaker 15 (01:48:54):
Yeah, I had to do with Christmas decoration.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
Well, you guys are close. This is a very tough one.

Speaker 8 (01:48:58):
I'm going to say this is a a shirtless fifty
something on his roller blades.

Speaker 3 (01:49:02):
Oh not cool.

Speaker 8 (01:49:06):
Not on his own ring camp, but a neighbor's ring
camp on this audio. Uh, and he had rollerbladed up
to his neighbor's house because he saw his Lamborghini in
the driveway. I wanted to tell the guy how cool
it was. Now, extra ankle. This is not a guy. Uh,
fifty year old man shirtless on rollerblades. He's got a
wife at home. This is in Florida.

Speaker 6 (01:49:27):
Wife says he.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
Yeah, you're a nice beard, dude, you're on rollerblades.

Speaker 8 (01:49:31):
So the homeowners sees a man as you heard, gasping
on his front porch and goes out to investigate.

Speaker 6 (01:49:37):
Okay, I'm sorry, No, I was gonna touch my cars.
Yeah yeah, could you call my wife?

Speaker 7 (01:49:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:49:50):
Man, you have like st and twisted Jesus, I wasn
talk you about cars.

Speaker 8 (01:50:00):
Why are you shirtless and rolling plays on my front porch?
Froze doing car stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:50:05):
Because I'm straight.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
You see, if you wanted to meet my boyfriend, we
got time.

Speaker 32 (01:50:12):
We got time for one more manas have you seen
the video of the the dirt bike that exploded into
a fireball, into it like a sealinas California, where this
really cool teen was just blowing through an intersection.

Speaker 8 (01:50:25):
You know whose blows through intersections, people that have to
ride away. Yeah, they're not blowing through, they're proved, they're
going through orderly. So the tea on his dirt bike
hits the rear end of this car fireball explosion, as
were about to hear in the call, though there was
actually a happy I guess ending to this story.

Speaker 6 (01:50:41):
All right, looks like.

Speaker 3 (01:50:42):
The is on fire. The biker rolls over to extinguish
the flames, and his buddy yanks off his pants.

Speaker 8 (01:50:50):
All right, the guy is some teenager. He got like,
I think, like a broken angle or something. He was
fully on fire because whatever he was on. But yeah,
like his friend rolled over because.

Speaker 3 (01:51:03):
His pants were all ut.

Speaker 14 (01:51:05):
Dirt bikes in a residential area doesn't sound like Selena is.

Speaker 3 (01:51:08):
Oh wait, it's super hood there. Yeah, but is that still?
Is that happening in your neighborhood?

Speaker 14 (01:51:12):
Who had dirt bike problems? You had like electric bike problems?

Speaker 3 (01:51:16):
Right, Yeah, this.

Speaker 6 (01:51:18):
Is like a bunch of kids on the on the
e bikes, but it's at night and they're right down
the middle of the street doing like the wheels and
you you literally can't see them.

Speaker 3 (01:51:27):
In my neighborhood. It's the dirt bikes which are just
allowed in them not.

Speaker 9 (01:51:30):
Yeah you had that problem, right, the noise, the drag
racing or whatever.

Speaker 14 (01:51:34):
Oh yeah, I had a guy in my neighborhood. Yeah,
he was like using our neighborhood like as a track
for some reason, and he was going like one hundred
miles an hour and like loops like all through the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
Is insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, badass right, pretty cool?

Speaker 5 (01:51:51):
All right, well, uh.

Speaker 3 (01:51:53):
There you go. That that worked out.

Speaker 6 (01:51:54):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
Oh man, bro, I'm sorry. Good to my cars.

Speaker 5 (01:52:07):
Yeah, we got the show coming up for your next
hang Onabuila wouldn't approve the show all right? Time to
wrap up, Get out of here Thursday in the Books,
Hit up the full show. Podcasts at the woodieshow dot
com or wherever you get podcasts now, including once again Spotify.
Yeah Today the Week in Audio. Also our friend Jim Donovan,

(01:52:30):
congratulations the Gym on his impending retirement.

Speaker 3 (01:52:32):
He's our favorite.

Speaker 5 (01:52:34):
Yeah, he is our favorite news anchor in America from
CBS Television in Philadelphia, Lees and one of Menaces, one
of Seabass's segments is where we first heard his clips.

Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
Was like, dude, this guy's hilarious, and he is. He's
just such a good guy.

Speaker 5 (01:52:48):
Anyway, get caught up in everything you missed on the
full show podcasts.

Speaker 3 (01:52:51):
Go to the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:52:53):
Anything you got for us between now next time we regroup,
it's on the after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can find us, follow us on social media,
look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, all right,
Greg Gory parting, words of wisdom please.

Speaker 6 (01:53:07):
Yeah, we never truly grow up. We just learned how
to act in public, at.

Speaker 5 (01:53:13):
Least hold sometimes at least hopefully. Yeah, there's a lot
of adults that we have in these stories every day
that prove that is not necessarily ultimately. Yeah, all right,
thank you very much, Greg gorynge would O would thank
you so much for giving the Woodies Show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know, we'd love to
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch you back here tomorrow. Have a great day.

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SMD double M. I quit this bitch.