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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Friday. It is November
the twenty first, twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Show.
Oh body, that's great, gory. Hi, we got menaced sea
Bass Sammy.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
There's Morgan.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
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Coming up for you today, sexy time, fun facts and
a little discussion. We're gonna talk one night stance. Got
some stuff about.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
That bed there.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's Friday, so fail stories, got the duyq Dad joke
on the show today and a Woody Show Taste drive excellent.
You know whatever We can do to get to the
morning into the weekend as quickly as we can. Please,
not sure about your weekend plans. But Gina's just excited
to sleep.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Oh god, she was.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Were you really up you say that? You told me like, oh,
I've been up for three days straight.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
I have not been able to sleep. I did sleep,
no sleep at all. Well, I did take a nap
for a little bit yesterday. But last night I woke
up and I was like, oh great, I have five
more hours before I have to get up. And for
five hours I laid there. I got up, I went
to the kitchen, I got some water.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I why would you even get up?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Because because after two hours of sitting there, I was like,
well a little parched.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
So what's on your mind? I don't know what's happened.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I started going through a random list of things that
in that curtain, well, in that moment, no, I.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Mean for your for your mind. What's going on?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
That were troubling me in that moment were things like
remember Amrosa from The Apprentice? What's her last name? And
like why are my feet always so hot when I'm
laying down?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
But why is that?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Why?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I had to know I.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Could not turn it off the most random questions, and
I didn't want to look at my phone because I
didn't want to, like, you know, get in that mode.
So I just sat there wondering all night, like I
wonder what her last name is? And why are my
feet so hot? Like all night with these stupid kind
of questions.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Are you stressing about something?

Speaker 5 (03:20):
No, it's almost as if this sleep schedule is awful
for a human being.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Oh no, that can't be.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
People deal, Yeah, it's just they do.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I just think people deal like people like you need
a certain number of hours of sleep in a twenty
four hour period, right, yeah, and you figure out how
that works for you. Right, everybody has an eight hour workday,
let's say, yeah, right, we all get the same amount
of time. Nobody has any more or any less time.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Well, even if the schedule, I guess, I'm just it's.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
The same way.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I don't get why when we put the clocks people
lose an hour. They freak out, like it's the same way.
So I go to bed an hour early.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
And that's the thing. Even if we had a different schedule.
Maybe I have a job where I get up at
eight in the morning, I still would have a night right, and.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
It doesn't explain why you're not sleeping right for days
on that and really like nuts, so we know you're.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Nuts, right, but like hyper focusing on like earworm songs
and like weird questions that I cannot get out of my.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
He says, that's somebody who's too rested in a way.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Interesting because like you have all the don't feel that way.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Don't say that you have all this energy, like your
your body is storing or has all this energy and
you can't I know, like when when I'm really tired, man,
it's everything I can to not fall as I'm the.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Other way around though. I walked home from Toyota the
other day four miles and I was like, I'm gonna
sleep good to night, up all night. So I don't know,
like when I'm over tired. Yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
When you're ever really really really hungry and eventually the
hunger just goes away. As well, I'm tired is when
I can't sleep totally.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
You're kind of like buzzing and you just can't turn
it off.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
And then for the little bit of sleep that she
did get, she had some weird ass Greg had Greg
had his weird dream. Yeah, but Greg, You'll like this one.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
This is crazy. I've never had a dream like this
in my life. I dreamed that I got it on
hard with Charlie's there own and and it's because I
woke up in this like bed.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
With Maybe that's why I couldn't sleep, because you woke
up too horny.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Maybe she was in the middle asleep between my husband
and I and I kind of woke up, and because
he got up, and when he got up, he reached
over and grabbed her boob, and I got super pissed.
So I was like, I'm gonna show him. I'm gonna
just get it on with Charlie Sarah and that'll show.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Him to learn crazy.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
And it was like super intense.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
Wait, so was your husband watching them?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
He like went to like brush his teeth.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, medic, are you sleeping sitting up?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I looked over there. Medace is like.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Someone's when someone's look is just yeah, like out there.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
There's so much information to process. It's exhausting.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I'm just like mannis is menaces fall asleep right here?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, I'm trying to get that dream gone.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yeah, it was crazy. So it was like I was like, oh,
like serves him right, Like, I'm really getting back at him.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
But what do what does that mean? What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Like I've never ever had a dream, a lesbian dream ever.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
If there's an anger involved. But then also this like
sexual test. Yeah that I'll do it better. No, like
there's worse dreams to have.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
I'm getting back at him because he grabbed your boom.
So look what I'm going to do with.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Oh, I see eight seven seven forty four, Woody, you
can set us a text your Friday check hands over
to to ninety seven. I had a couple other things,
but we got took a break. We're a little bit
late already. First thing, Yeah, are we gonna take a break?
More Friday Woody shows?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Next? Hang on?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Next?

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Speaker 3 (07:29):
While we're having some computer issue network. All right, welcome
back everybody, Thank you. Some hypothetical questions. Morgan's always got
random stuff that comes out of her mouth. Yeah, I'm right,
Greg too. So Morgan said that a lot of hers

(07:52):
are pep and poo poo and sexy.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Right, all right, right, it's kind of all over the place. Yeah,
a little bit all over the place. Yeah, and I
kind of think of you guys when I come up
with these, Yeah, like they're kind of specific to certain people.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well, because then again, this is one of those things
inner thought stuff exactly. I said, Well, instead of just
letting it be inter thought every once in a while,
you throw it out here in the studio randomly during
a commercial break, write it down. I'll see what you
guys end up coming. They say, like journaling your dreams
or you know, things like that, and then you can
bring it into your therapist. This is no way therapy,
but just out of curiosity the stuff that's floating around

(08:29):
and Greg and Morgan's heads.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
I'm glad you brought up journals. People who keep journals.
Do they ever sit down one day and go back
and read go back?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
I thought it was supposed to be just for your therapists,
like you brought like they say, hey, journal, whenever you
start thinking this way and then bring it in, they
can kind of read into it and see.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
But just like what's going on diary, I couldn't yeah, slug.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Like super boring write down ideas. What about that exercise
when they say just open the page and start right, yeah,
just see where and then you say right, one ever
comes to mind? I know I would sit there.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
For an hour.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I don't right for lunch? I would like chick in right.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
So what's the first hypothetical question? Greg Gory?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
So Woody, if you could take a pill that gave
you the perfect body in your opinion, yeah, but it
took away fifty percent of your intelligence? Would you take
the pill?

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Oh? Already kind of compromised there. I told you I'm
not the smartest person. You hear it on the show.
I mean, you know, I'm not like when it comes
to book smarts and things like that, I'm not very smart.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
And could you live with half of that?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I live with half of yeah, right, exactly. But I'm
very I have good streets smarts. Yeah, so what half
of that? I think, you know what, I think it
probably would Wow. But you have the perfect body, right exactly,
and whatever in your mind is the perfect body. That's
what you would have. Yeah, yeah, I would too.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Because good look at people don't need to be smart. Yeah,
it's pretty easy.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
No if I if I wasn't street smart and not
book smart, then no. But I think the street smart's
way more important than the book smart stuff.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
What if it's just like, you have a perfect body,
but you're pretty much half lobotomized all around.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
You're drooling under stuff.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
I think you're just kind of like street smart, you're
not very BookSmart.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
You don't get to pick and choose vegetable.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
But I know, but you can't cherry pick like I'm
still street smart. I just don't remember.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Let's say it was all half half where I'm at
with street smarts, half where I am with book smarts.
And I'm okay with that. Wow, because the book smart
stuff whatever already pretty dumb. It doesn't get much dumber.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
It's called AI And then the streets.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Smart stuff, I'm half as good as I am right
now the streets smart stuff. You're probably I'll be okay
with that. But I'm gonna have a banging body.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, I'm gonna look so hot. Oka, you have the gutters, right,
the ween right, everything perfect? A quarter off your stomach right?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, and you would too, Greg, you wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
You go to a new beach.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
You're a IMMENSA member.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
And I don't know.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
I feel like, because I'm not super hot, I've had
to work really hard to have a brain. And then
I'd just be like, well, now what, I'm in my forties.
Who cares if I'm hot? You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
The world, no, page, it's more important than any.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I mean, is that a question? So yeah you would?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, all right, Sammy, No, you would not do that.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Would I cut my intelligence in half.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
To be the impart to have like just whatever in
your mind would be the perfect body, would be the
height that you want everything?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
No, I'm good, Yeah, okay, Mariy would you do it?
Oh yeah, I totally would.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Well, apparently, Samy just think she's perfect.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
I also can't really afford to lose that much intelligence.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I feel your girl, So then one of Morgan's I
like this one stuck out to me when you asked,
would you rather never be able to masturbate again or
never be able to eat solid food again?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I'll never be able to masturbate again.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
I'm leaning that you can't have so because masturbation is
so great.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
I'm agreeing to have all my food through a straw.
It's not that great.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I would never masturbate. Yeah, of course, exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, I think that was going to be an easy
Well what is it for you? Oh yeah, same solid food.
I don't think I masturbate as much as a man does.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Oh, I want to do solid food because then he's skinny.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Again. Oh, it.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Doesn't mean that it's necessarily low calorie.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
You can still have intercourse. You don't need a gel.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I know. It doesn't mean you can.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Even though, yeah, even though you're drinking like my milkshakes shakes.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Yeah, still, I think you would lose weight.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
It depends, but it's not. It's not worth it for
the masturbation stuff. It's not you got to masturbate that bad,
like Okay, So I thought question, No, that's what you're saying.
You're you're choosing masturbation over solid food because you're not listening.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I rather.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to masturbate. I rather I
rather have not solid food.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Wait, you're saying that it's the same thing.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
You're taking a you're not listening.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
The option was would you rather never masturbate again or
never eat solid food again? And you're saying, oh, I
would lose weight because I would do the protein shake.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Which means that you would would be more.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Be allowed to masturbate.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
You're taking it from masturbation.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
So basically, I.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Think, I think what you will accept your apology when
you're ready.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I mean, I hear that you've given up half your intelligence,
but you don't have a perfect body, So what happened?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I don't know. That's where it's too weird.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I would give me another one of more organ Morgan,
what do you got?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Easier? Question?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Easier, let's go with this one. Would you rather be
stranded in space or at the bottom of the ocean?
I think about this a lot, really, yes, but think
about this. I do still stuck up there.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
I always think about what's scarier, being at the bottom
of the ocean or being stecond space. I think about
this all the time, and I would much rather be
in space than in the ocean.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
They're equally scary, yeah, because it's not like again on
either one, it's you just go outside and hope for
the best.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Because we've only explored what like two percent of the ocean,
there's like literal aliens living in like the Marianna's Trench.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
That's why I say about the forest. But no only.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Literally literally literally literal aliens.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
No, but for real, I mean they might as well be.
They look, they look terrifying.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Sure they haven't seen them before. They're always discovering or
you know, finding something that we never found the ocean before.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Super creep sounds like something I would say all the time.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Well, you guys, crap on me about it.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
You're talking with the lock nest monster or.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Angler fish.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
Forest forests have not been So why are you giving
me that demeanor but not her?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
But I am, I am, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Have we discovered more of the ocean than I'm aware of?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
I'm not arguing with you.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I don't know. But when you say literal aliens, we.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Did literal Oh that's right, not like from other planets,
but just like life that we weren't were unaware of exactly,
and Menace is saying, well, the Bigfoot, you know, because
we haven't explored.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
All the forests, therefore Bigfoot, Therefore Bigfoot.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Although you can do thermal imaging over every square inch
of the forest without ever going through that personally, all.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Goes underground into caves.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Bigfoot likes caves. Greg. This one made me think of Menace, where, oh,
here we go. Would you rather live for another fifty years?
But you could never leave your house? Or only live
for five more years? But you can go anywhere? Oh years? Really? Yeah,
you would have to be home.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Oh, totally embrace.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Via the Greg life.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Yeah, I'll stream every movie ever made.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, I'll be fine, go swimming. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
I'm surprised by that because I thought, I know you never.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
You can never stay home? No, I could.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
I could do either for fifty years.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
You think you have to stay home versus five years?

Speaker 6 (16:24):
Can people come over?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (16:26):
It's like house arrest.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah, like house arrest VR is gonna kick ass by then.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Or you can go anywhere you want, but only for
five more but your property so like yeah, like you
can be outside like in your yard, right, you can
your open space.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Like Oprah's house or something like that. You would have
to be where you are fifty years all day. I'm
taking the fifty years. The fifty years.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah, Blake could be home for four days so I
could do I could.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Do that fifty years.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
No, I'm taking the fives. I mean the pandemic for
me was I'm not doing anything like that. Ever, Well
you did, I cannot, but I don't, like I.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
Mean, I just didn't. I really didn't. For fifty years.
I would not be able to do that.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
But think about CNCHE possibility.

Speaker 8 (17:08):
I know it makes so No, but if it's currently
where I am right now, Like I don't have a
backyard or anything.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
I'm in an apartment. I can go on the front
step and.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
I'm in a one bedroom apartment exactly. It's like prison. No,
I'll take the.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
Five and do what I want.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
All Right, we're gonna take a break. We've got more
of the hypothetical questions with Greg and Morgan. If you
have answers to any that you've heard so far, hit
us up on the text over to two to ninety seven,
or you think you have like a really good argument
for like why you would take the five years, you know,
or why you would take masturbating over solid food.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Call in eight seven seven four more neck turn that
fat ass rid.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Now there are some people are very concerned for Morgan. Yeah,
she said, just having a rough time turning thirty.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
Guys, No, we have nothing to do with that.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Actually, oh okay, you've always been like between that and
like you were just bagging on yourself at the beginning
of the show.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Well, look at and.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
People are worried about her.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Don't worry about me, guys. I mean some people are
just a little more negative than that other.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Hey, look, I always say, nobody can hate me more
than I hate myself.

Speaker 7 (18:21):
Sure, and I'm a happy person, So don't worry about me.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
The only difference with Morgan, which I appreciate, I don't
think it is a cry for attention because people will
say those comments and they want people to like dig
deeper and have like deep conversations for attention.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
And child sad fishing.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, sad fishing, uh huh.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Like catfishing. But you're like, oh, don't worry about me.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Why But I don't get that vibe from Morgan.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
No, no, yeah, no, what's another hypothetical question, Morgan.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Let's see here, if Bill Cosby were to give you
a million dollars.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
I like this one so far. Okay, but you have
to drink the cocktail that he makes you.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Oh hell yeah, you do drink for a million dollars.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
Million dollars wake up before he was put in jail,
and you know.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Does he know about the deal? Does he know that
if I drank this, I'm getting a million dollars?

Speaker 7 (19:14):
I don't think let's say no, let's say no no,
even definitely.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Making definitely well, it wasn't the stuff that he was
giving out, Spanish Fly, which is apparently old and like
eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Just selling a gash.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Yeah, it wasn't like people just drank that stuff for
fun back in the day. And yeah, I thought was
too did that for fun?

Speaker 3 (19:32):
With the Spanish fly stuff, I remember there being you know,
you see those like supplements of the gas station now,
those like cellophane bags, you know, and they look like
horse pills for other stuff now, But I remember seeing
some that were Spanish Flying. In fact, in the back
of like one of those magazines like Kids would Get
Boys Life or one of those other maybe in the
back of like comic books, you'd see like snapping gum

(19:55):
or whoopee cushion, things like that some like little build
yourself pedal, hell a copter thing you could get Spanish fly.
I never knew what it was though, Yeah, I never
understood what it was. I thought it was like, you know,
I thought it made you like oysters are after it
was supposed to just make people horny. Okay, yeah, but
I don't know. Yeah, I would take the million dollars.

(20:16):
I'd drink the Bill Cosby cocktail, would a heartbeat, would would.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, y'all aren't his demographic genis and I would not, Okay,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I'm here up for a good adventure.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yeah, and I could really use a cool mill. And
uh yeah, I mean I already know. We know what's
gonna happen to us, so it's not going to be
a huge surprise.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I'll tell you're basically saying, like, you know, worst case scenario.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
He's gonna rub himself on me and then I'm gonna
wake up with something unpleasant, you know, in my mouth and.

Speaker 7 (20:48):
A million dollars.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Assuming it's an unpleasant thing that's true.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
I'm sorry I wasn't making takes care.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Of his stuff. You know, you don't know, Sammy, it's
a definitely no.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
For you, definitely definite, No, absolutely not.

Speaker 7 (21:04):
I'm good surprising.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Well there's your your hypothetical questions. Everybody, It's like, all right, yeah,
what what every one's we didna gets it. It's hold
on to them.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
I got a master.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
We're so already Burger.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Media, rare, burger media, rare.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Bitch so needy because I'm Russian Asian, He's the best
thing not being Asian.

Speaker 9 (21:28):
Honestly.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
The rights the show and we're into another new hour
insensitivity training, free, politically correct. World is Woody. It is great.
Good Hi, Menace is our social media director Finest. Follow
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of your choice. Gina gran Good morning morning. See mass
is here. We got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four, Woodie send us eight next
over to two to nine eight seven. How's house things
in social media world? Menaced? Are they doing?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Have we maintained over two hundred thousand? Oh yeah, we're up, man,
we are, yeah, okay, but what's really popped off?

Speaker 5 (22:13):
A lot of our Disney content has done really well? Okay?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Good? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
People seem to like Disney weird yeah, or living vicariously
through others. Yeah, really good. Yeah, I know that people
are planning their trips.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
I do have a question for the audience. Mexico City awesome,
everyone says it is. Yeah, my friends got robbed there,
but yeah, but I don't trust your friends right either.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
The place, the place that I'm hearing a lot about.
I feel like, all of a sudden, I've not heard
anybody ever tell me that they were going to this place,
and now, all of a sudden, we were meeting with
someone at my son's school just the other day.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh, we're going to Portugal.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Dude, Yeah, is going to Portugal?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
See even your mom's going to Portugal.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Okay, this is crazy.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
It's in Portugal to see so much. Why is it
so popular?

Speaker 5 (23:07):
All I know people that have left America to live
in Portugal. Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
The doors, like the islands off there, the history, the
architecture is gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I'm waiting to hear something interesting that would make you
want to travel there.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
The island history, island.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Like my mom is in her seventies. She just started traveling,
like when she turns seventy and she's been all over
the world. So like it's never too late.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Everybody see Portugal. I picture like the word Portugal. You
say that colors, yeah, synesthesia, Oh, numbers, have numbers, have
colors numbers? Yea blue poor damn, that's the one. I
remember that, she said before. I always try to catch
her ask me a color blue seven? Another one?

Speaker 10 (24:06):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Green three?

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Wow, that's right, it's not.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
It's a crossed wire idiot.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
But so the word Portugal automatically in my head conjures
up like kind of cobble streets, cobblestone streets, coffee cafes, overcast,
rainy weather. You might as well call it Portland, Oregon.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
To be really sunny.

Speaker 9 (24:35):
Yeah, the first two are correct. Everything in that area.
There's a recent people vacation there because they called a
Mediterranean climate even though it's not. On the other side, uh,
because it is normally sunny, normally very nice, doesn't get
too cold.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Pictures are just like almost like we saw when we
were in Alaska.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
They just kind of more like Spain, really hot in Tempritain.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
The word Portugal, that's just that's it makes you feel.
That's the image that comes that comes to mind. I
had a lot of Portuguese friends growing up, and.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Good for you.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Yeah, and you know when I think Portugal, when I
think Portugal is the Azors, because they'd say, oh yeah,
if you're from the Azors, you got to watch out.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
They hook up with your cousin.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
It's on the the people that I know from from
Oh yeah, you have friends from Portuguese friends. Yeah, oh god,
so yeah, having diverse friends. Yeah, they speak.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
A lot of the have a diverse friends base. Yeah,
she looks into diversity. Yeah, you have to check it out.
I called my Portuguese friends.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
My friend Becauess Greg says about there's no such thing
as a gay wedding.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
What's a gay wed wedding? It's a wedding, but it is.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
A Also they have plumb alcohol.

Speaker 9 (25:52):
Alcohol is really gets you, really like it's one of
those places that never goes below freezing, never gets a
belove eighty five.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, it's just like a nice temperate yeah, eight seven
forty four. What is the phone number? You can set
us a text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Real quick about the cruise thing. How I'm obsessed now
and I've been watching cruise documentaries. The one thing that
drives me crazy about cruises is the quote elite traveler.
It's the person on the who's done the most cruises
in their lives. So I was watching this one documentary
and they were gonna do this dinner with the captain
and they invited twenty special guests who are elite travelers,

(26:30):
and they had this gave the award to this woman,
old woman who's done like five hundred and forty days
at sea. And she walks into this banquet and she says,
look around this room. These are the best of the best,
the elite. Oh my, you didn't achieve anything. It means
you took tons and tons and tons of lady, so

(26:50):
you the elite. Both these are the best of the best.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
There was. There was a woman like that on our cruise.
Otherwise I kept crossing paths with her, and she was
always basically interrogating the staff because she knows more about
cruises and more about the ships and more about whatever
than they do. Fun and she I mean, she was
decked out head to toe and all the Disney stuff,

(27:14):
and she's like eighty some years old, and I think
she's one of those people who goes from cruise to
cruise to cruise. She had been on our ship, so
she's an elite traveler. She had been on our ship.
This was the third week in a row that she
was that she was on and it does the same itinerary.
So when we got back, new people got on and
they went and did the same. She's still there, and

(27:36):
she's still there anyway. She's talking to the one woman,
the one whatever know who's working this like a hostess,
and she goes, what would you say is the most
difficult part of your job? But almost in an interview,
not even being like fun about it, like it seems
like it'd be really fun to have this job. Is
there anything that sucks about it? Like nothing fun? It

(27:58):
wasn't What would you say is the most difficult part
of your job?

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Trying to please all the guests it once, I want
to I want to help everyone have the.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Best, trying to do my job well. Crazy people talk
to me.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
And and uh and my wife and I we just
we looked at each other. We had the same reaction
at the same time, and my wife goes, oh God,
because we kept running into her, We kept running into
her question for you on the text over to two
two Nights, having quickly switching gears because I know that
Gina wants to share something that she saw, Oh yeah,
and I'll go along with that. But what would you say?

(28:31):
What what would be an ideal number? Like if you
meet somebody new, what would be an ideal number of
old Slam partners that you could deal with? Like what
like humanterrogating? I don't say, I don't care, Like if
you had your choice, Yeah, if you could, if you
could point at them and make them have a certain
number of sidon partners. Again, that's it. Thank you, seve As,
not that you care, but if you got to say, hey,

(28:52):
you know what, I would prefer no more than X.
What would that number be? I have some normal by
the numbers on that. And then Gina has something that
she found, Yeah, and she wants to know if it's true.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
But I don't know how we would help you out
with the thing.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
I mean, I guess it's just gonna have to be anecdotal.
You're gonna that sounds like me.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Morgan or whoever might be able to help you out
with it, because it's it's it's something for women and.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
How they can like tell how good you're going to be, like.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
How how great or not great somebody would be. Yeah,
in the sack, I see what I'm saying, Greg, just
by looking at you, just by.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Looking at seeing a couple of different cues.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh, he's going to be good.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
But on the text, just so we can get that
normal by the number thing. If you meet somebody new,
in your own opinion, no right or wrong answer here,
what would be an ideal number of old slam partners
that person could have that you could deal with? Yeah,
text it over to two to ninety seven, will take
the break, and then Gina will share what she's got.
We'll find out the normal by the numbers. Next, hang on,

(29:51):
what do you show back in a few You're right
back show alright, So we asked you on the text
over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
So you meet somebody.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
New, what would be the ideal number of old slam
partners this person could have that you could deal with?
And I thought the best phrase the question way better
than I could because again, not that you care, and
it might not be it's not isn't a big deal
to you. But if all things equal, you got to
choose what would that be? Because the sweet spot women

(30:29):
say for dudes, it's between four or five, with two
or three being casual.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, And the age where they lost to virginity would
be somewhere between eighteen and twenty years old. This is
normal by the numbers. Talking talking to people, people in
rural areas, men say, men say, when it comes to women,
the ideal two to three total sex partners with one
or two casual ones, and the age where they lost

(30:58):
to virginity would be between sixteen and eighteen.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Are these people who got married at twenty.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Three years not be getting little nervous about their own numbers?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
I would prefer the guy I'm with to be far
more experienced than that, you know, like let him work
it out on everybody else, right, really?

Speaker 11 (31:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I ideally yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
I mean I figure out all the kinks, you know,
attended on everybody else, and then like you know, when
you know what you're doing, like confinement on getting right.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
To be honest, I never really thought that women actually
cared about that number, and I know, guy, we.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Do, because the number is always way higher than the
dude's number. Typically, I would say, on average, it's got
to be because it's easier for them and the guys
get necessary left to their own devices, I think a
guy's number would be in the thousands, right, and then that's.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
What gay guys do.

Speaker 9 (31:55):
Yeah, what he's getting at is that there and this
is something that the dating apps have really shown, is
there are super users with guys. Is that a small
percentage of the guys are having a large percentage of
the sex and a large percentage of the guys are
having almost none.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Right because the dating apps.

Speaker 9 (32:14):
Because that's what the dating app show is that guy
who's six to two makes one hundred fifty grand a year,
he's going to have his pick at the litter, and
the guy who's five eight and what makes thirty five
grand a year will probably get nothing. He'll be like
our word, Tyler and get like one or two matches
a year and basically.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Never get laid. Poor Tyler. What he said, and he
said he did.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
And it is on the apps though he's on the streets.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, it's the worse.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah, yeah, five one two saying I'll put that number
at twenty nine one five slams max. So that's casual,
serious or otherwise the same or less than mine? Okay,
no less than fifteen. Experience is fun and I don't
want him wondering what if or what others could be.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Like it's a less then number.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, nine to five, one says ten, another one says
five or less less than ten. Ten seems to be
a pretty pretty just looking over our text at least
somewhere in there. I'm forty one years old. I lost
count after seventy in my early thirties.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
People with moderate sex lives are judged more positively, while
those at either extreme, either superactive or completely inactive, tend
to face more judgment. The study also found that men
who had less sex than their ideal were judged more
harshly than women in the same situation, So men still
face that pressure to perform, while women are penalized more

(33:43):
for exceeding expectations.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
We've already known that. But like when a guy has
had like one or two partners, I think it's like, what,
like you really want to know the backstory behind like
the lower numbers. Yeah, were you in.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
A relationship for fifteen years? For sixteen years exactly?

Speaker 3 (34:01):
I told you the dream My dream idea would be
you meet somebody, they're a virgin, right, they've never been
with anybody, and then you break the sea also to speak,
and then they just become a nympho that's movies like that,
The Virgin Slut. They waited, wait, to wait, to wait,
and then all of a sudden, now they're just in
the reason that they don't know any.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Better than you.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
See, they don't know any better and they're no comparison.
That whole thing about I don't even know tricks and stuff.
We can read about and learn tricks like.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
I can watch video learn as you go. That's amazing.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
The weird thing, too, is like that girl, she's not
even so much concerned about herself.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
She just wants you to be happy too.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Yeah, about again the Japanese AI girlfriends.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Girlfriends, Greg, what would the ideal number be?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
See Gina made me think because I was gonna say five, okay,
and in my mind hopefully it's zero, But yeah, I
was gonna say five. But I think you're right if
it's a little bit more than that, work out that
they're not tight or they know what you know, could
be more fun or more daring or more naughty.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
So the last person I was with, we did that.
We should try it. I don't want I don't want
to say it, and I really that's what it is.
But that's what you're saying when you say things like all,
I want to learn how to do that, I want
to have this experience.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I didn't even know that was a thing. So yeah,
I'm gonna say, uh, no more than ten.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
So what your number? Ideally?

Speaker 4 (35:28):
I don't know, eighteen, twenty.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Twenty okay menace?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Uh for female, I mean the dream is zero.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
But what about for dudes?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Then? Yeah, of course about one hundred.

Speaker 6 (35:40):
No, I say, you agree with what what he said?

Speaker 5 (35:44):
I mean, yeah, that's the dream, but dream, but it's
not realistic. Realistically, it's probably like I don't know, like
four or so four Sammy.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
I'm a gin like twenty.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Yeah, is that's what I'm saying. Women are way better
at this than guys.

Speaker 9 (35:58):
Yeah, I would say I'm with men like in an ideal,
absolute world zero. Though at a certain age it becomes
even with women, it becomes weird, like you're thirty and
you have.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah, something's going on? What's going on there?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
So yeah, it probably is in the three or four range.
That's not realistic.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Yeah, but again, could it could be maybe they just
got so tied up in their career, you know. Yeah,
yeah she was like she just really focused. Yeah, yeah,
she had that one relationship that she was with the
all the way through college and out of college into
her career, and as her career took off, she became
more focused on her career and so she didn't really
have time for the relationship. And then they broke off,
and then she decided just to really focus one hundred

(36:34):
percent no relationships.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Now all of a sudden, she's ready for fun.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
He's only had one or two uh slams in the past,
and she's slam dudes in the past, and now she's
really ready to keep.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
So let's go.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Yeah, I've heard I've heard women. I've never heard a
guy say it, but I've heard women say I'm a
born again virgin.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
That doesn't that count? No, that's what's so?

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah, that doesn't It's like how people in prison find
Jesus that. Yeah, that's that doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
I'm a virgin you know in one Uh no, it
doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Now I have a pressure.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
What do you seat, what do you think is the
realistic number like that at average?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
No?

Speaker 5 (37:07):
No, no, the realistic number that how many partners a
woman has been with?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Oh? How about she lies by? Like but what?

Speaker 12 (37:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Like, so were ideally we say four? But what's the
realistic number by the time, probably like.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
By the time a woman's thirty, by thirty, probably probably
a dozen probably yeah, and then and then uh okay
for a dude same age thirty.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
It depends.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Also, it has to be no no, like because any
any woman can hit a dozen number.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Not easy, not on the weekend. Yeah, butch guy.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Can't an average guy eat twelve chicks in years?

Speaker 5 (37:45):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah, it's it's unlikely.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
Not one one early year.

Speaker 9 (37:52):
Yeah, because they sit down, they get wife eyed up
for three four years, or.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
If they don't, because they get excited because somebody actually
is having sex with them.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Buddy, then my buddy married the first girl that gave
it up to him.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Oh wow, that together, Okay, good for them?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah wow, Yeah. I think they both don't have any
other options. So their number is one yeah wow for both.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah. Yeah, kind of sweet though, like a bay It
was like.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
So I again targeted algorithm on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
I got it.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
I had to click on this. It says signs he'll
be great in bed And I was like, well, what
are we talking about now? You guys, men, women, you guys,
tell me what you think of this?

Speaker 3 (38:36):
I have no, docu, was this geared toward because it's
that he'll be good in bed?

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Sod?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
All right, So Sammy Morgan and Greg, I guess.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
He says when he talks, does he use his hands?
When a guy's good in bed, he'll have a tendency
to talk with his hands, really really use his hands,
flail with his fingers.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
I mean I do that, So I'll say, yes, it
does sound.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Do women notice nuanced things like that?

Speaker 4 (39:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I would.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
You can't ask guys this question because we don't care.
The question is will she have sex with you? Yeah,
it's like it's not it's free pizza, right, like, yeah,
will Well.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
This one, I think we can all agree he pays
attention to your feelings. When a guy doesn't care about
how you feel, then he's not going to care about
how you feel in bad I think that's a decent.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
This is dumb true. This is for women.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Yeah, that's for women. That's what you feel.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
These are just lies that are put in.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
If you pretend to care about her, she will probably
be more willing to give it up.

Speaker 9 (39:39):
Yes, yeah, it doesn't. If he thinks you're hot, that's
all that matters.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Okay, I know about this one. He isn't selfish? Does
he share his dessert with you?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:52):
If he's selfish when you're out to dinner, have we
selfish in the bedroom? Okay? This one, this one, I
think we can all agree universally, men and women. Is
he a good kisser.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Because you've got No, that's the most Okay, that's true,
that's the most reasonable one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Right, So you're not going and you've got no chance
if you're like a lizard going through mashed potatoes with
that time, no chance.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
But didn't we recently talk about how in adulthood you
don't really make out anymore. No, oh, yeah, you know
I can't. It's just not really a sash Yeah, for
like thirty seconds make out?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Yeah, nacking right.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
I couldn't tell you the last time.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Yeah you just made out?

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Yeah, or even not even in the context of other
other it really make it? Yeah, make it out?

Speaker 7 (40:42):
So you just hit it and quit it.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
No, it's not hitting and quit but like making Yeah,
it's like you age out of hand jobs. What I'm saying,
like hands hand drods are fine.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I'll disagree with that one in the world.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
I'm saying you, but I think I'm saying in general,
like you know, you can get like that's fine in
high school, like the little little hand actions fine in
high school. It's like dry humping, like who's why.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
What's the point?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, what's the point?

Speaker 4 (41:07):
What end?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Yeah, the very minimum would know, the very minimum would
be mouth party.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Oh that I thought you made the hand drop?

Speaker 6 (41:14):
But don't you isn't that the start? Don't you start
making out and then that's how you continue?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Right? But you know high school kids will make out
and that's the end.

Speaker 7 (41:22):
I don't think, like what are you saying?

Speaker 6 (41:24):
They don't even make out even at.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
The lead up right now.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
But my point is like, uh, after you've been married
for a while, I don't know like how many people
are just like making out make out, Like like like
when would that even happen or start during? Yeah, I
guess you know a lot of times it's like so, uh,
what are you doing? Should we do it? You're like, yeah,
let's go. That's marriage.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Just like meat in the hallway and just like get
crazy like push up against the wall.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Can you imagine what a disgusting visual?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I can't? Yeah, I can't, Yeah, I can't read. I've
got we're gonna need a new stucco.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Well, the other ones are, does he make serious intense
eye contact with you?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Please?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Don't?

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Okay, don't.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
Well you know I don't want intense icon that's a
gay thing.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Look away.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
I've been bringing up with when I talked to the
gay community, they say they just look at each other
at a club and then they go do sex somewhere
in the in the back, like stare at each other
because it's for.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Dudes, because you're another it's another dude.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Right, yeah, by just looking at him.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
You know, there was a there was a funny meme
I saw. It was a picture of a you know,
straight couple and then a picture of lesbian couple and said,
high divorce rate, high divorce rate, what's the common denominator.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
It's like, it's so much.

Speaker 9 (43:03):
He's like another dude with a dude like just mega easy. Yeah,
women start what like two thirds of divorces, right, I believe.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah, because it makes sense.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Guys are super.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Hard to live with, right yeah, oh yeah, yeah, because
we're not free money.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
But guys the easiest.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
But guys get I mean gay guys like that is
the ideal. Right, And I don't know if this is
your case, and somehow I doubt it. But a lot
of my gay friends are like, yes, we are in
a very committed relationship, but it's also an open relationship.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
I never blenty of those guys. I never understood that.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I know a lot of gay dudes like that too,
like our gay unicorn because she and I he matches
the profile and it comes to the alcoholism.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Yeah, but nothing inside of that. Yeah, because the guys
and gay guys I know are exactly what you talking about.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I never even dream of a life like that.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
How tell a woman's good in bed? She's off her meds,
says the nine to five one.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Nice, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
What is weird? The Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (44:03):
In speaking of weird? After six years, this guy who
admitted to sexually gratifying himself with pool floats has been
guilty to stealing dozens of pool floats. His name is
Christopher Mannan. He's forty one years old, and he would

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cut the screen doors and get into people's backyards all
over town to swipe inflatables, which plays later found stockpiled
in a vacant house across retreat from his house, and
among the stash there was a duck float, a bacon
float that looks like a little strips of bacon.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I there's even a Shaquille O'Neill branded lounger. Oh that's cool.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
He told the cops that he used the floats to
quote gratify himself as an alternative to harming others.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Okay, only two.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
I mean, I much rather you steal my pool float
and have sex with that rather than sexually assault an
actual person or an animal.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
I I have found a good place to get a
deal on him on pool floats five and below five
below an Yeah, and they also have the pool noodles.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
That's the spot. Or you could just tell the cops
you're a kleptomaniac.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
The best, the best pool noodles. They sell them at
Costco Menace. Oh no, no, those are dude, those are great.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
We have one. Yeah, I love those.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Not good.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
There's certain things that they're like. Okay, those pool noodles
are great. Yeah, Krispy Kreme, and he does like nothing bunt.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Cakes like these are the hills he's going to die on.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
And there's other things. I'm like, Okay, he and I
are totally in agreement with the other things. I go, wow,
how'd you rhyme.

Speaker 10 (45:45):
With that.

Speaker 11 (45:47):
Show?

Speaker 3 (45:49):
All right, welcome back.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
I've got some news and we've got a wood show.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Taste Drive Oh yeah, has a bunch of different items
from the retail. They're formerly known as Burlington Coach Factory.
So I can imagine our surprise where they came back
and said, guys, I bought some food items trust to
Taste Burlington.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Yeah, we can't eat hats and gloves. No, they have
food there. Yeah, so what kind of items do you have?
We're going to so many? Okay, you want me to
bust them out? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Yeah, because like as you're like passing them around the room,
I can do something because I got food.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
News as well.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
The first item I have is a dippin' dots like
freeze dried cookies and cream like cute.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, cube, this.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Isn't popcorn because I saw it's made by the Hers brand.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
So I never, by the way, I never trust food
that has those stickers on it because it always seems
like that be that the clearance expired, discontinued.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
It's got the price on the outside. Yeah, considered like
just off tough off ice cream. Yeah, quickly grab one
and take.

Speaker 9 (46:51):
Bites I remember when my uh I did I didn't
go to the National Space Museum in DC, but I
like my mom did Freeze.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Ice cread respective Yeah? I like it.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Yeah, Freeze tried ice cream is astronaut ice cream? Yes,
like a candy cereal.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
That's good. Yeah, it tastes like cereal. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
And it's cookies and cream, yes, cookies and cream flavor.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
It does have a slightly weird aftertaste, like it almost
gets sour. But that's good.

Speaker 13 (47:16):
I'm sure it's not naturally This I have here is
popcorn for oh okay for a little a little greg
over here, many Eminem's.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Candy pop. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (47:32):
If I had this stuff in my house, it wouldn't
last two seconds anything any popcord that's drizzled or we've
had the other ones, the Reese ones.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
So here's a question met us. When you're in a
Burlington how is the store set? I haven't been in
there since it was just coods.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Burlington Code Factory is lit, dude. They have everything like
that workout equipment, they have an equipment. Yeah, they have
a ton of home goods. It sounds like a t
J Max Yeah, but is it t J Max times
like five.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Okay, so they just kind of evolved.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah, it has.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
I got some lovely laundry baskets.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
And so they have a food section or is this
stuff just kind of like randomly an end caps food section.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Now, corners bomb is bomb. It's got the eminem's, the
little minis that are essentially melted into the popcorn, not inside,
but like stuck like a chocolate drizzle.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Right, yeah, now, Greg, do you think also this is
because you've been eating nothing but beats, potatoes and cottage
cheese for months. Probably, Yeah, you haven't tasted anything like that.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
I haven't had anything sweetened.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Now this is where we might have a miss. These
are ginger chees, original ginger, and they're made by Prints
of Peace.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Okay, so are these like little like gingerbread kind of cookieers.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I'm guessing there's no bread involved. They come out in
individual packets. These are like these like old people candy.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
Yeah, help your stomach.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
I think I don't know, maybe I don't know. Ginger choes,
injured cheese ginger.

Speaker 9 (49:03):
Oh yeah, it's I've seen this sort of stuff before
where it oh, it's like a dry.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Even the bags on appealing that has because they just
have pictures of real ginger.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Root on the It's a texture of it looks like
we would be holding like a dishwasher soap.

Speaker 9 (49:16):
Yeah, like a texture of a very chewy twizzler. Maybe
more so you have to chew.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
It a lot people. Yeah, really on purpose. Yeah, thick
gummy bear. This how you guys feel about candy corn? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Probably this is It's just weird that it's not.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
I can't eat it.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I like it. I like the.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
What do you showed Taste drive this year? These are
all things that Menace found at again the retailer formerly
known as Burlington Code Factory.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
They have food, they have.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Some This one is gonna be interesting. This is Snack
Club Tahen gummy bears, gummy bears.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
I don't know about that mix together.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Well, people put to heena on on fruit obviously, so
it's a fruit flavor.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
He with the Taheen flavor, Yeah, like on on watermelon
and stuff like folse wh don't know.

Speaker 9 (50:05):
Ta is typically dried chili's lime, juice, powder, sea salts, et.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Ginger trew was spicy, is going.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
To be finish? Is spicy?

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Yeah, first of all, finish. So the bears.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Yah, the definitely you could tell they coated with a
good tah.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Yeah, it seems to be a pretty positive reaction so far.
They're bugging out of his head.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
He's having the best day ever.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
You gotta go to snack club.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Taheen.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Gummy bears?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Those are I give those like a ten good? All right,
that's just kick. This is a spicy meat ball.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
This one is doctor pepper cotton candy.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Okay, all right, so I don't even know cotton candy
in the bag, Like it looks like a little bag
of chips.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
We have doctor Pepper beef jerky recently. If you're calling
that was gone off.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
All this looks like, oh my god, dude, it looks like, yeah,
something at my laundry bath. You know. It looks like yeah,
it looks like you know when you buy a shirt
sometimes and they're like all shrunk down into like a pluck.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Oh yeah, you have to get it wet to expand, like.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
And yeah, you're not going to try terry parts.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Gross A little piece yeah, a little yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Does it taste like doctor pepper?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
It does? I mean that was that was the tiniest
little piece of a decent amount. Yeah. You're so happy.
It does. It's disconcerting. It looks like a look, it's bad.

Speaker 6 (51:36):
It does kind of taste like doctor Pepper. It's weird
for cotton candy to taste like doctor Pepper.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
But it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
The kid would love them.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Yeah, my daughter anything cotton kids, she gets cotton candy
ice cream.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
I know.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Yeah, we went to a place with the Italian ice,
you know, like Rita's, and they have they have a
cotton candy ice.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I can't imagine that be any good. No, it doesn't
sound because.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Cotton candy is always kind of somewhat disappointing.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
This in general is coconut macaroon.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Yeah, you've got to be the guy who's bought the
most food ever.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
I know I did. Look, I just had bags and bags,
just have like a couple of things. He did his
grocery shopping. Smells good.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Now, I do like coconut. You like coconut? Right to worship?

Speaker 5 (52:24):
The brand is dual Zura, surely, yeah, dual Zula. Does
that look like it sounds doula from what I can
see from here.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Coconut macaroons Dulzura.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Dulzura, all right, coconut macaroon a.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Little small, like quarter size as well, maybe a little
larger cookies.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Okay, but for a macaroon, it's not good exactly, Like
you can sense the coconut, but you're not overloaded with it.
There should there should be more actual shredded coconut and
more coconut flavor. They're kind of dry and bland.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
There's way better macaria.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Yeah, I don't recommend Burlington Co Factory not coming with
the macarooms.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Now.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
This next item is warhead cubes.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Okay, are you warheads?

Speaker 5 (53:12):
Yeah? It was like a gummy flavor because warheads are
usually are.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
These like hard candies and what gloves on their gummy
because I'm handling food.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Oh I see, yeah, because what heads are usually like
they have the candy shell and they're liquidity in the middle.
This is like a gummy almost a gummy bear cub
for Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Took the orange one. It's what's the word. You can't
concern uh discern what flavor it is. It's weird.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
They're pretty good.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
You like them?

Speaker 6 (53:44):
Yeah, they're like sour pat good.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
That's exactly what they are.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yeah, I don't like yeah, all Sam, we can take
those home?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
All right?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Now?

Speaker 1 (53:50):
My last Lene. I can't even say grezulas. Where's the yes? Yes?
And can you say it? What you say? Great? How
do you say it?

Speaker 10 (54:07):
Like?

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Cooky is Greg has a gay asked what cool?

Speaker 12 (54:14):
Now?

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I want to go to Mexico and they have Cocoa
crispis and says Coco crispus, Dame Melvin. It's like Melvin,
is this the cartoon character They've decided that in Mexico?
He's like this elephant. These looks Melvin.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
They look like cookies that have fun on them.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Yeah, yeah, yet short bread kind of cookies.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Yeah. They smell kind of good actually all.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Right, yeah, they got a very vanilla smell.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
These are all items that were taste driving from the
real retailer that used to be known as Burlington Coat Factory.
And now apparently they have a whole snack section.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Oh goody good.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
It's very dry, very dry there, more dry than the macaron.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Oh yeah yeah. Do you know what they remind me
of is animal crackers? Consistency, We're good, okay, and then
ankles give them a little pop. Yeah. I feel like
they need.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
To be dipped in something.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
All right, So Greg, of all the things that that
you've tasted today, we're the top three snacks available at what.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
I really enjoyed the what is this freeze dried ice
cream thingy cookies and cream That was good. I'm trying
to envision what I would sit down and just how
Probably popcorn with the M and ms or popcorn would
be number two. And then these cookies that we tried last.
I could eat this a whole box so good.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Okay, menace.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
I just had the cookies because I was distributing everything,
and the cookies were delicious. I do want to try
the popcorn eminem's.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
I think those are pretty That's what are your rankings.

Speaker 9 (55:40):
I will say the graheas as we say as native
the Spanish pronunciations.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
I didn't know he was even supposed to be Spanish.

Speaker 9 (55:48):
It's Spanish for a small sweet pill, uh, the to
heen gummy bears, the warhead thing ma jiggers, and the popcorn.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
All right, I'm going to try that Dr Pepper con
canny for the first time.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
All right, Sammy, what was your favorite?

Speaker 6 (56:05):
Sam as Sea Bass? My favorite is the warhead cubes.

Speaker 8 (56:08):
Yeah yeah, and then I would do the taheen dummy bears,
and then the popcorn.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Alright, met what do you think about Dr Pepper?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
All right, I liked it. Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Well, next time you're at Burlington, guys, yeah, you're in
your or some exercise equipment or some snacks.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yeah, or a basket launching basket.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
All right, Well there's menaces taste drive for us this
morning from Burlington.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Will be right back.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
I'm giving you, guys, am.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
The wood Show.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Yeah, Greg was sharing on this how he finally came around,
he was late to the party on Nathan.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
And Nacion field Nathan Fielder, he's a genius.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Yeah, he likes he likes that show.

Speaker 12 (56:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
I just watched when I admitted that that he's a
brand new thing. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I didn't play
out that he was twelve years late fifty eight times.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Well, in the spirit of what you watch, I just
watched this program about beavers, best damn program I've ever seen.
Time for the dad jokes. Everybody four Woody. That's because
he hasn't caught his breath yet.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Doubled over.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Yeah, seven forty four Woody, text over to two to
nine eight seven dad jokes, fun, simple, punny, you know
all this stuff. Called them punks, man, you get so
caught up on semantics, right.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
But people reinventing the wheel every four years?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Yeah, isn't that? I mean, that's got to be something
to look into like people like it's not I can
see where maybe it's like one word, one phrase, but
it's almost all of them.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Yeah, so that's got to be like some there's got
to be something to that.

Speaker 9 (57:52):
Yeah, right, is there a compulsion like standard something about?

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (57:57):
I don't know dad jokes? Eight seven seven four? What
are let's say hi to Scott? Hey, good morning, Scott.
How are you, Scotty?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Good morning? Are you guys?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
We're doing fantastic? What's your dad joke?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
What do you call a pile of kittens?

Speaker 3 (58:12):
What do you call a pile of kittens? What a mountain?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Mountains?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
No gruble, get it great, it's kittens.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Four? What he texts over to two to two nine
eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Do you know what Jeff Bezos does before bedwinting? What
he puts his Amazon?

Speaker 12 (58:33):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (58:34):
I'm getting what Amazon?

Speaker 1 (58:37):
He puts his Amazon? Amazon?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Hey, do you guys know how you follow Will Smith
in the snow?

Speaker 1 (58:46):
No?

Speaker 4 (58:46):
You just follow the fresh print.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Just wow, let's go.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
To canvas re response.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Good morning, Candace, Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
All right, what's your what's your dad joke?

Speaker 5 (58:59):
So what do you get when you mix an elephant
and a rhinoceros?

Speaker 3 (59:03):
What do you get when you mix an elephant and
a rhinoceros?

Speaker 1 (59:06):
What I gonna get in?

Speaker 3 (59:11):
All right, Kennis, thank you for the call. Appreciate you
listening to the Woodie Show. Yes, Menace, did.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
You hear about the girl that ate a frog? I didn't.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
They say that she might croak brod getting nas mess.
But the look on your face either or sucking on
a lemon or you didn't like that dad joke that
Menace had?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Do you have a better one?

Speaker 5 (59:31):
I've got a different category blonde jokes, these old gems.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
What do what you call a blonde standing on her head?

Speaker 9 (59:39):
What a brunette with bad breath'd?

Speaker 3 (59:45):
First of all, boss the eighties there with the yo
mama jokes?

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah, polish jokes.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Yeah, Well was the other blonde? I want to Oh? Yeah, uh?
How did the blonde drown? She scratching stiff sticker on
the scratching sniff sticker on the bottom of the bathtub. Yeah,
what sound does a witch's car.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Make Greg a witch's car? What broom? Broom?

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Come on, come on, come on, let's go to Johnny.
Good morning, Johnny, Hey, good morning. I got a knock
knock joke for you. Well you won't stick with dag jokes,
but yeah, Johnny, he.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
That's you. Who's there dishes his dish is Sean Connery?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
What's the way they say that they be comedy? Timing
is everything. I think it was the disjointed nature of
that that made it. I mean it was that was
amazing either way. It's a good dad joke, but the
work of art them. Uh, there was a break in
you guys at the wig factory. Yeah, the cops they're

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combing the air.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
In three months they called to clean the ocean.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Who mermaids?

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
The position sixty nine will now be ninety six due
to the tariffs, So the cost of eating out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Has gone up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
That's on the text. Thank you nine O nine?

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Uh, madus, you got another good one for us? Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
Why did the car take a nab? Why it was tired?

Speaker 10 (01:01:35):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I have one from metas. It's a faker though. Yeah,
you know dogs can't operate an MRI test but cats
can ha. Let's say, uh, let's Daryl.

Speaker 10 (01:01:46):
Good morning Daryl, Good morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Now, Daryl, we're counting on you to bring the heat in.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Why is the chickens not one across the road? Why
do chicken not one across.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
The road, Darryl? Because there were a chicken webs on
over there?

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Yeah, I support though, Oh I got okay, menace.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
And then we're going to close out with seat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
What do clouds wear beneath their plant? Their pants?

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
What do clouds wear? Beliefs the pants? What thunderwear?

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Thunderwear? Here, folks, you heard it here?

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Cloud giving alright, sea bass, Sammy, Yes, now there's that Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Wow, thanks for that clip. What does I d K
stand for?

Speaker 7 (01:02:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Oh my god, nobody does.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
WHOA.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
There's dad jokes everybody. You just apologize to show in
the morning, and we'll follow up to the dad jokes
on the after hours. Voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woodies. This person called

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in and lets a dad joke.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Hey, Woody, shall we have a dad joke for you?

Speaker 11 (01:03:08):
What did the dad say when he jumped out at
the surprise party.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Surprize, oh surprise.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
Okay, all right, all right, it's cute.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
It's Dumbyah, it's really bad job. All right, how about
this one. This guy's drunk, though, so he called in
after hours voicemail. He's already hammered with his dad joke.

Speaker 10 (01:03:31):
You know how hard it is to get to the
drunk stal when you've been drinking. It took me at
least ten minutes, jez, but this is a dad joke.

Speaker 11 (01:03:48):
So I was in the hospital for a Peakaboo accident.
Yeah I wasn't to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Yeah yeah, well I mean did leave him voicemail.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Delivery? Yeah, I mean he rocked it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Well, you know, it's very uh, very very deliberate. Kind
of reminds me of Stephen Wright, one of your.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Favorite comedians, you know, and brilliant him.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Greig loves Stephen Old timey yeah, old time. I mean
it's old timy like I'm sure he enjoys that. Well
old I'm old, not even Greg, but Stephen right old to.
What's the last time anybody brought Stephen Wright's name up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
I don't know who Stephen Wright, He's the guy kind
of talks like that and la'st Halloween. I walked around
with the refrigerator box on my back. I went as
an aunt.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
Like he was kind of precursor to Mitch Hedburg doing
that kind.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Of thing here.

Speaker 12 (01:05:01):
I also have a Siamese steps on. A friend of
mine is on the Luigi Border Directors. My doctors told
me I shouldn't work out anymore, and Hill I'm in
better shape. I said, all right, don't send me a

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bill until I pay you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
The fact that much of the word morons is pretty good.
The show we are into out of the new hour
insensitivity trading for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning.
My name is whaty, that's Greg Gory, Hei Menace, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Good morning? What is Gina Gradney? Seabasses?

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Here we got Sammy, We got the phones open at
eight seven, seven forty four. What a Friday?

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Check hands on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
The text over to two two non eighty seven. Check
with us, tell us who you are and then where
around town? You listen to the Wood Show this morning?
Anything anyone you'd like to have us mentioned, exciting weekend plans,
whatever it is? Text on over Here's a fail in
the failed stories, of course, so I had somebody else

(01:06:17):
normally because I've been doing all this stuff, like when
it comes to the schedule each day, Yeah, you know,
copy of the schedule. Make sure everybody gets a copy
of the schedule. Some you know, tedious kind of stuff
that I was doing. I finally delegated that and gave
it to somebody else to do it. Yes, and then
the the copy that I got of the schedule, the staples,
Greg was it was it your liking it, let me

(01:06:40):
see it, don't put it on me. I already redid
it just as much as it was down here and crooked. Yeah,
I was like it was. It was all the way down,
I would say, a good inch inch and a half
from the top corner of the left corner toward the center. Like,
who's like that like an animals?

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
I'm gonna have to do some training on how to
stay right.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
It's important.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
It's so funny that you say that, because we had
our meeting yesterday and I stapled a bunch of things
together for you, like I.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Printed out and I heard it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Yeah, when I first stabled it, I'm like, oh, what
he's not going to like how I staple this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
It's O C. D.

Speaker 10 (01:07:25):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
You know, it's called right angles. It's not difficult.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
And when I was doing the schedule stapling, like you
guys saw, it was all very uniform. A machine did it,
you know, because the machine did do it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Because you can.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
Set the copier that you don't have to have things
presented like an animal able.

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
To figure out how to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
I've never done that either.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
There's a grouping. It's a group staple top left and
eight copies staple top left, color start and it spits
it out and it staples them all nice and pretty
in the top.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Yeah, I mean, IM not difficult.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Yeah, I mean we can be disgusting, but let's been
presentable the things that we have with Mega Fail. Time
for your Friday Fail stories, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

(01:08:53):
It's time for your Friday fans.

Speaker 9 (01:08:56):
Sorry, all the people.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Fact he has perfect play on the plane that could
ever go wrong with U. Somewhere along the line it
went from being a great idea to one big stick
in Mega Uber Ultra.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
All right, okay, not that, Okay, that was a strong
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
I thought, you don't get I thought that sound in
my ears, you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
I'll sorry with this story about this forty one year
old guy from Seattle. His name is Alex and he
is a ski mountaineer, which I had to look up.
What the hell is a ski mountaineer?

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
What they do.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
It's someone who combines mountaineering, so climbing mountains with backcountry
skiing and snowboarding. You've seen those guys boring it's insane,
Like it's because these are not.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
You know, meant for this.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Yeah, these are not ski trails. Yeah, you just go
find a place and then go ski or snowboarding. But
it's sounds like cross country skiing boring. No, it's not
that kind of skiing. It's downhill, yeah, and then like
trail for you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
To ye, like going off cliffs and stuff. It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Cross country skiing is hellibaring.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
It's basically walking. Yeah, but you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Feel like so you hike up or you climb up
some gnarly off in high altitude terrain. Sometimes you got
to use like ice axes and ropes and whatever and
then ski back down. No, thank you, I'm good. Anyway,
He was part of this three person team. They climbed
up Mount McKinley, a notoriously sketchy spot called Squirrel point,

(01:10:36):
Alex wasn't roped up. He ended up falling three thousand
feet down a glacier.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
His teammates couldn't see or hear him. After the fall,
they had to hike down to help him, high wind
snow made of things really tough, and they finally found
him very dead.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Yeah, three thousand feet Yeah, if.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
You're planning to scale the tallest mountain in North America,
maybe don't do it unroped. I mean, god's pretty stupid.
A guy in Vermont issuing the local newspaper because they
didn't cover his kids high school basketball games. The suit
claims the paper ignored the schools outside of a certain

(01:11:13):
county and in doing so, ruined his kids college prospects. Hey,
if you really cared, you would have moved. You would
have moved into the districts that they were covering if
you thought that that was what was gonna really set
them over the top. I know people who have done
that are college scouts reading the local paper. He also
claims the lack of coverage gave him the dad stress, anxiety,

(01:11:36):
stomach problems, and panic attacks.

Speaker 10 (01:11:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
The judge shut the suit down. On top of that,
the dad used fake citations and made up quotes in
the court filings. So now there's going to be hearing
to see if he gets sanctioned for that sales. My
son was friends with this one kid and they both
worked at the amusement park together. And the way that

(01:12:01):
works is if you're late or there's other things, you
get it's a point system. So if you if you
call out last minute, that's X number of points and
you can't get any more than X number of points
before they just let you go. Right, So this kid
ended up getting like twenty five points, which is not
good like total He had twenty five, Yeah, and I

(01:12:21):
forget what the reason was for and it was his
own fault, right, So the dad shows up to the
HR office and is yelling at them about how his
son has these points. Oh my god, this is my
son's friend. I go, don't ever expect that from me. Man,
you're never getting.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
That kind of service out of door.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
That just to make you clear, dude, how embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Also we've written embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
How like parents are showing up job interviews.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Job interviews, what is happening? But I'd be so embarrassed.
I don't even want my parents visiting me at work.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Never way get out and then uh, what was it
like teachers dealing with parents that the kids get in
trouble at school? Yeah, and then the parents go to
the school and bitch of them and the teachers because
their kids in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
How is that? What is going on? I don't understand.
It's got to be a generational thing. Let him grow,
because if I had that many points, my dad would say, good,
I'm glad you got fired, or.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
Like I got in trouble in school, like I'm always
in the.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Wrong no matter what.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
And one of my favorite stories of the week, it's
about this guy named John Robinson. He was late for
his flight from Detroit to Los Angeles, so he called
in a bomb threat. A guy like this, guess the airline.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Cutter airlines?

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
I don't know, Emirates, what.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Kind of guy?

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
What kind of guy calls it a bomb threat because
he's late. Spirit in the spirit say they say stereotypes
aren't true it. Yeah, the plane hadn't left yet, so
they took everybody off the plane. They interviewed them, screened
everybody again.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Had to go through.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Six hours later, the plane finally leave. Please say they
easily tracked the call back to him using you know,
phone records and stuff, and he was arrested because he
showed up at the airport later that day to take
a different flight.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Idiot, So why I.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Don't understand if you if you're already planning to take
a different flight because you were late, why the bomb threat?

Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
It's great?

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
They asked him the same question, and he admitted to
making the call, but he had hoped that the delay
would be long enough for him to make it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
Six hours, not enough, So.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
He was arrested, taken to failed jail. What a dumbes.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Logic? Right the show show, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
He's been a very patient boy. Welcome out, Joey and
Joey Joey, Hello, all right, it's time and you know what,
let's do it just for funzies, because you waited so long.
On hold, I'm not gonna give you the prize anyway.
I'm feeling Friday like that. You know, he waited forever.

(01:15:15):
I know those breaks are long. Yeah, he's got stuff
to do. I'm sure, what are you doing today? Currently?
I am in the Marine Corps.

Speaker 12 (01:15:25):
So that's about as much as I can give you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Even happier about my decision. All right, well, Joe, you're
gonna play the d u y q seabasks playing the
way the game works, everybody.

Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
Please, I find someone very drunk, and I ask them
very easy trivia questions, and so that is the game
is guessing whether the drunk person is so drunk that
they won't know the answer to trivia questions that you
listen to these, you're like, what the course?

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
But if you can guess what that they know, two
times out of three, you win.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
All right, So we have a menace and Sammy, who
will be stone cold sober at least, I think guessing
on these answers. Well, but Joe, you're just trying to
guess for our drunk. Now, before we get to those
questions that match for our matter for the prize, we're
gonna get to know and see just how whither this
person is or not? And who is this drunk person?

Speaker 9 (01:16:12):
Is Nikita and she is as you're about to hear,
an island girl in visiting, and she has I don't
know because of that are just in general like great
sense about men.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
All right, here's Nikita. Well, I've been drinking jack and
I had to have like.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
A jocks, which is a quilivalent two like three jocks
in the Bahamas.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
Oh, they're stronger in the Bamas.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
Yes, of course, shut your fine.

Speaker 9 (01:16:41):
Fine, yeah, did you just touch my wiener?

Speaker 11 (01:16:46):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
I can't touch whatever I wank aside from the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Bahamas that night, whatever I want, because I'm from the Bahamas.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
She's trying to get out that island.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
By the way, the drinks are not stronger at the
resorts I go to. I feel like they water them, know,
I wll Joey, that is our friend Nikita. You're guessing
whether she will know the answer. If you got to
get two out of three you wanted to win. We
got question number one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Here, d u I Q.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
A billion is a one with how many zeros after it? All?

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Right? A billion B.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Is one with how many zeros after it? Do we
think they're going to know it? I think they can
figure it out over your scratch paper.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
The same you're working it out on.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
So I'll say Nikita no, because she does not have
scratch paper. But I would hope that Sammy and Menace
would both be able to do that. So I'll say
yes and yes and then no for Nikita.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
Same. I don't think she has scratch paper on her
So note to Nikita and yes to Sammy and menace.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
All right, Greg Gory, I would hope scratch paper is
a non issue. And you're asked an adult that question.
But oh Greg, I'm saying yes to Menace, yes to Sammy,
no to Nikita. All right, Menace, do you think that
she's gonna know it? Heck?

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
What about you? Sammy? No, Joey?

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Yes or no? No?

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
No? Question number one for the d u i Q.

Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
A billion is a one with how many zeros after it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Menace? It's just for reference to scratch paper.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
Nine nine, Sammy, nine nine is the answer?

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Nice? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
So one and then nine zeros afterwards? That would be
one billion, which you'll find.

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
Ass that's a month, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
So let's see, Joey, will you be on the board
with your first point here in the d y Q.
He guesses that she won't get it. Let's see if
you're right?

Speaker 5 (01:18:38):
A billion is a one with how many zeros after it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
A billion?

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Well, a million is six, so I'm gonna say seven.
And what would you do with a billion dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
I will forgive you. Let me just say it could
be accomplished. For much less money. Wow, it like no money?
Like negative?

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Was she a good looking lady?

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
You know she uh for her age? Oh, doing quite
well for her age.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
You can hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Oh, just think about all that experience, right, teach you something? Yeah,
I mean what else is there to do on the island. Congratulations, Joey.
That's a good sign you're on the board. First point
here this round of the d u i Q. Question
number two.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
All right, you also have scratch paper?

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
No, no, everybody put their pens and pencils down.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Yeah, you got no right in this one day.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
Sammy looks like she's really thinking hard. Yeah, tell me
your brain is idle. Put your fingers up.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
No, fingers don't count.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
She's clicking her teeth.

Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
All right, I already wrote it down.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
She looked like she was still figuring out. Yeah, okay,
let's see. I would say, man, I'm going to go
yes for everybody. You're even Nikita.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Yeah, I mean you know what. I'm going to join
you on yes island. Yeah, I'm going to triple yes.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
Gina grad because I don't want to be mean on
a Friday, I'll say triple yes, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Menace and Sam don't want to be mean? Do you
Knowita's going to get it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
You don't think she's gonna get it? All right, Joey,
what do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:20:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Question number two for the d U i Q.

Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Menace? Thirty two?

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Thirty two should have been mean.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Sammy twenty six?

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Twenty six is the Are you serious?

Speaker 11 (01:20:38):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
That's I was going to say no to menace, but
it want to be mean.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
I think he is thinking about teeth to get it right.
I know now that I don't know. Thirty two teeth
is the an adult?

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Have the average adult?

Speaker 9 (01:20:54):
Let's say, because some some people, you know, they're there's
a reason I said it, and it's thirty two?

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
That is the average Yes.

Speaker 9 (01:21:02):
Obviously wisdom, teeth and other stuff can take it. And
birth effects I guess could screw that up, but.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Right, or you're born with that one. All right?

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Let's see here, what about uh? What about Nikita? Is
she gonna get this one right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Yes or no? D U i Q?

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Twenty six? That's correct?

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Actually, yes, you're so sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
I mean a right.

Speaker 5 (01:21:30):
I love I was a kisses a chee kissed. Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Don't worry, I was worried.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I'm glad WI your fine. Yeah. Well, Joey, you need
one more point.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
So does she have island fever?

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
I don't know because she's the one traveling, right, she's
the tourist first island. All right, Joey, you need this
one make or break question number three for the duy Q.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Name any one of the spells from Harry Potter.

Speaker 9 (01:21:55):
Oh not, just what it does, because they have all
they have very specific names there, and there's all kinds
of them, right, that's the question.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
I don't know. I know any spells.

Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
I don't know how many A name one, That's what
I said.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
I don't mess with those. I don't know anything.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
So you have to get the name of the spell
spells are mentioned.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
Imagine knowing that Greg.

Speaker 9 (01:22:16):
Trying to wrap my brain just around the question name
any one of the spells from Harry Potter?

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Triple no.

Speaker 9 (01:22:21):
All right, So there are eighty spells specifically in the books,
although in the Greater lore you could punch me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
You don't think Sammy knows the answer to this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
No, I'm going to say a spell.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Yeah, I'm going to say yeah, character names.

Speaker 5 (01:22:37):
Sure, you know to everyone else, she's of the age.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
Yeah, she she knows this kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
She doesn't watch light. It's not a lifetime true. But
I'm still say she's not nine.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
I'm still saying yes to sam arm store.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Uh, all right, Greg, I'll triple know it, triple no men, Sammy,
do you think that Nikita is going to give this one?
Nor Joey, what do you think.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
I'm doing that with everybody else?

Speaker 12 (01:23:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Question number three for the d u i Q name
any one of the spells from Harry Potter. You're gonna
have to help out with the seat double checking answers. Yeah, Menace,
I have New Tailor Possum. I have New Possum, said,
I have New Tale of Possums.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Strong guess, I have Newton Tale of Possum.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Sounds very like you know, yeah, yeah, sounds very.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Like old Buddha kind of yea of New.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Tale of powsome. Uh, Sammy, Sorcerer's Stone.

Speaker 6 (01:23:45):
Damn it is that not a spell? I don't know?

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
Yeah, this is a girl who does not dabble in
that I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:23:50):
Not a Harry Potter person. No, but there is the
movie Harry Potter Sorcerers Stone. Maybe there's a that was
like the name of a spell I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Miss Yeah, I think I might know one, really expeller.

Speaker 9 (01:24:05):
Ramas close gamma, expelling armas, expellurus, expel your expell are like,
are weird bacinations of Latin words?

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Yeah? Amos?

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
What's that famous? No? No, no, because it's from the
ride at Universal that I've heard. It's like expecto patronum.
I like rides I don't know anything about. I've never
seen I.

Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
Actually because I have not patron when they say it, expect.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
Them petronapecto patronum.

Speaker 10 (01:24:47):
What it done?

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Alright?

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Question number three d U i Q. Joey says that
she won't get this and if that is the case,
he will be the winner of this round.

Speaker 9 (01:24:56):
Let's see if he's right, name any one of the
spells from Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
What? What the what the thing is?

Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Shut up?

Speaker 9 (01:25:03):
Cook?

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
I'm so drunk, but if I was so, I would ask.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
You, Joey, all that waiting paid off. You are the
winner on the d U y Q again, there it go?

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
What do you mean again, Well he got a prize. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha?

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
All right, I thought I messed up the scoring alright now,
very possible, very possible. Well, Joey, congratulations and thanks for
all the holding and enjoy your prize.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
And we're gonna put you on hold man. Good job, Joey. Yeah,
I got this other shut up cook.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
Bass.

Speaker 5 (01:25:45):
Did you get some number one?

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
A lady never talked number one?

Speaker 9 (01:25:49):
That's unethical to use my position as a broadcaster, sure
position number that people who are rated cannot give consent.
We all have, So he did, I dare you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
Yeah, it makes sense as he at least tossed her
salar or something. That's what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
God, the universe has a way of leading you to
where you're supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Supposed to be there. So what he shows.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
I was laughing about how much importance we put into
different things just around here at the radio station. Oh
you know, I got this email yesterday. One of our
radio stations is doing like a cash contest and it's
this big thing about giving away a thousand bucks and
listening to win and the amount of people where it
goes back and forth to come up with something clever

(01:26:50):
and funny, which I'll read you in a second. You
can tell me if you think it's funny. But we
put all this importance into like this dumb stuff that
we do, which is of no real value or importance.
It's fun, it's entertainment, you know, but it's not. It's
nothing important. No, No, it's a little perspective here. You

(01:27:11):
want to hear the this is great?

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
Yeah, this is the copy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
So they wanted me, the station wanted me to voice this.
Can you imagine? So I told him no. By the way,
spoiler alert, I said, I'm happy to voice pretty much
anything you need, but can we not make it this
friggin cheesy? Okay, So it's for a cash contest, and
I'm supposed to say welcome back to and everybody like

(01:27:35):
what you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Do like weel love, gift god, whatever you do? You know,
like dumbas contest the du i Q.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Right, So we're supposed to go what will you do
with a grand? So we would all do that, okay, okay,
So so is what will you do with a grand?

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Ready? Right, welcome back to what will you do?

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
We get that, yeah, and then I go call her
for what would you do with a grand and and
here's the script that they wrote. Now, I'm only imagining
how much time was spent sitting around coming up with this.
All right, I would take fight lessons so I can
beat up my ex's new boyfriend. And then it says,
in parentheses, crowd ooh but in confusion. That's pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
Again.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
This is for a radio contest one one thousand dollars. Okay, no,
no, no no. Then I then I come back and I go, okay,
uh call her nineteen? What would you do with a grand?
And then the the person and the thing go I'm
out bidding kids on eBay for rare Pokemon cards and

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then eating the cards, and then he get a cricket sound.

Speaker 10 (01:28:52):
Came.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
This came from management. Is the email guy?

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
It's right here is the email guy yesterday? Okay yeah uh.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
And then I go, uh.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Okay, collar collar fifty. And then the final person, this
is you do. I'm assuming this is like the real.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
Like the punch, Yeah yeah, just bringing it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
Home, yeah, bring it brings the whole thing around.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Before it says keep listening to win one thousand dollars
on w x y Z or you know whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
All right, then yeah, so I go collar.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Fifty shrimp all shrimp leaving the shells above the ceiling
tiles in my office.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
O what I'm baffled. Why would you leave it above it?

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
Like frank on yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Greg, you hear that Chris Brown is selling his pit
bulls is yeah, no, he doesn't want to live with
something that can fight back.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
We'll be right back, Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Well,
it's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna do
it for today's show. That's it for the week. Everybody
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Gory Parting Words of wisdom.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Please Yeah, remember that The worst time to have a
heart attack is during a game of charades.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Because everybody's trying to guess yeah time instead of getting
your help yeah or like yeah, you're choking having a
heart attack.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
Pretty bad timing, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory Suwi, thank you so
much for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable
time this week.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Rest You guys can suck it. Catch back here on Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Have a great day, a S M D double m bye.

Speaker 9 (01:31:02):
Have a great Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
You mother,