The Woody Show November 24th 2025 Podcast

The Woody Show November 24th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program listener discretion?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Monnoy.
Today is Monday. It is November the twenty fourth, twenty
twenty five. We are the Woody Show. Oh Mording, that's
great gory. Hi, we got Menace rad Sea Bass, Sammy.

(01:02):
There's Morgan. She is our associate producer von our video
producer Dumbass, Tyler bort MENGI thank you for being here
and giving us some of your valuable time this morning.
Plenty of ways to be a part of things. Eight
seven seven forty four Woding. It's the phone number. You
can set us a text over to two two nine

(01:22):
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and of course on email email at the Woodieshow dot com.
I'll definitely check in on the after hours voicemail. Sea
Bass at the Naked Bike Ride. Yeah, always an adventurer,
all the experience, always a cent always he's on the trail.

(01:45):
We got a Woodies Show family feud. Special guest, my
aunt Chrissy good She will be the one that we're
trying to get into the mind of good luck doing that.
But to start, we got a couple of things here
for you, starting with some fancy news for Greg. Oh,
I love fancy news. Dulce and Gabana. Uh huh just

(02:05):
launched a new perfume for dogs. It's called It's named
after Dominico Dulci's dog. How do you say, is a
dom Domenicula's dog? So uh. They say it's approved by
vets last all day, and dogs really seemed to like

(02:29):
the scent. But again, these things lick their own answers,
so do huh.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah, this isn't too outlandish, I don't think, because I
remember in the past when a neighbor's dog ran out
into some pastor and rolled around a manure. Because dogs
love things that stink. That's not an opinion, that's a fact.
They love stinky stuff. So they rolled around, and this
dog rolled around the manure, and then they gave it
a bath and sprayed it with this like strawberry water stuff,

(02:55):
and it smelled like strawberries afterwards.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
The DNG website description reads as follows an old factory
masterpiece featuring the cocooning of warm notes of elong, plus
the clean and enveloping touch of musk and the woody,
creamy undertones of sandalwood. Musk that is elong, which is
a long which is sandalwood. Okay, I think it sounds love,

(03:21):
which is the woody, creamy undertones of I like it.
Trying to guess how much three point five ounce bottle. Oh,
the logo on the front of the bottle of this
perfume for your dog is plated with twenty four care gold. Okay,
it does come with a D n G dog collar
and an innersonalized name tag. My god, that's what the

(03:45):
bottle looks like. Now I'm dog collar and all this
golds the pretty class Oay, my dog does have a
Gucci collar and serious. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. How much
did you don't tell us? We'll guess after we guess
on this. Well, save that for a second. We made
it out of a Gucci belt. Wait, so you destroyed

(04:06):
a Gucci belt just to make it a dog collar exactly? Okay,
she wears it when we have company every day. You
say the newest gayest thing ever next level? Yeah right, I.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Think you meant to say every day surprise, Adable, I
would say, wait, how much was the Gucci belt that
you destroyed to make it into a dog collar?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I don't recalls sort of cheap though, Greg, because you
can buy Gucci dog collars, you can. Yeah, but like
my question is, like, I don't give me a ballpark
on a Gucci belt. How much of those cars I
don't like? You can? Probably depends on which one. Yeah,
it was three hundred dollars and you murdered it for
how much is a real one a Gucci dog collar? Yeah?

(04:51):
Probably more affordable, so way less material and adorable, way
less material, same price, maybe more just because it's in
the form of a dog. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
I wanted to get my dog's Tiffany Callers, but I
didn't think it wouldn't. I don't think the color would
look nice on them, though I know it's a huge Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's a huge part of it. Yeah, I don't think
of blend with their how embarrassing for the dog.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
I'm sure they would love it, do Yeah, but with
this don't shake a bonta thing, I think it's I'm
guessing with the collar and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Three bottle, maybe six fifty seven hundred. Yeah, I'm going
five seventy five eight dollars. That's steel sold, steal sold.
What do I order? You can pre order right now.
It's on their website.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Now I did tell you, remember you you learn about
how I take my dogs to get anal expressions?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Right, Yeah, you squeeze the glands on their buttole right, yeah,
you take them to the vets out.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
I mean, groomers will do it, but they don't do
a good job. So I take them to the vet
to do it. But when I take them to vet
to do it, they also follow it up with like
some kind of perfume afterwards, like powder for the butt.
And now I request no perfume because it reeks so bad,
because it feels like a kind of like of a
mix of the expression and like, I don't know, some

(06:10):
kind of weird perfume scent. It's not good, So I
don't recommend it. If you go to get an expression,
don't get the perfume.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I'm trying to think of the most I've ever spent
on my dog other than the vevve right, But I'm saying,
like on something like I thought you loved your dog.
I do, but it's a dog.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
She wants, y'aller she does, Probably Tiffany, Tiffany would look good, honestly.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Probably It's for her birthday. And I go and I
get her a filet mignon. Yeah, like grill her a
flet mignon. And I get her like a from like
a dog place, like a dog bakery cake, but like
a little we moved on to cupcakes. You got her
like a full cake one time, or like there's no friends,

(06:55):
nobody else is eating this besides her. It's a dog cake.
It's a lot of cake, you know. But my wife
thought I was nuts forgetting her the fla mignon, which
is like, I don't know, twenty bucks, yeah, twenty five
bucks small. And she ate that thing two seconds. Yeah,
once a year. It's for her birthday, and so I
griller her own flavor. She eats better that that night
than we do. Of course, the Tiffany pet collar around

(07:17):
the room. Tiffany pet collar. So is it real thin?
One night, I'll give you it's very It's basically you
can put it on cats. It's I wouldn't say that's
for dogs.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
It says fifteen to eighteen inches one inch wide, black
with a just a silver Tiffany. It says please return
to Tiffany and Company.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
I wasn't looking at the black ones. I was looking
at actually Tiffany like color, which is a Tiffany.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well current their current offerings they have. They have go Greg.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
They have a Tiffany bowl which is that blue and
it says but it says dog on it.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Adorable, that's his cat. So they don't have right now
a tip that would be cool, but you don't like
the one the signs that say like laundry that it's
on the dog bawl. Yeah, and Tiffany so the dog
ball's fine fuck or if wolf had a bone on it.
But I didn't really trying to figure out where you
draw your line. Yeah, probably just like stuff that tells

(08:13):
you what it is. Yeah, kitchen.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
So the collar, they don't have a they don't currently
offer a turquoise one, and they have a turquoise leash,
but the collar is three hundred and ninety five. Oh wow,
and it's in black though the current offers they have
the leash is black and turquoise. That's four hundred and
forty five. And then the dog ball that says dog
only one ninety.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Ooh, what a steal.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Under But if you're buying a Tiffany, Gucci, whatever, et
cetera dog collar and you're not like that could feed
a thousand people in North Korea, Africa, feel on the
blank whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Cool, they're not here though, And my dog needs a collar.
But your dog will never know what the hell it is,
doesn't understand it. There's a lot of stuff. Doesn't that
kind of go against your whole argument where you know, well,
what you could have done, you could have done, or
you could have been talking about this, like why are
you talking about this? Well, we could be talking about
this other thing. This is exactly that argument. So I
don't want to hear Jack squat about oh blah blah blah.

(09:04):
Oh oh poor people need this.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
And that if you're buying Tiffany dog collars, exactly, that's
exactly my ar.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, So I don't want to hear like, oh, the
fast fee workers twenty dollars an hour you bought a
Tiffany dog collar. Okay, you could have supplemented some of
their income exactly, donated almost people need blah blah blah,
Well you pay for them with your Tiffany dog greag.
Just mutilated a Gucci bell. Yeah, so this pit bullserves it,
and she wanted you and we have company. Yeah, did

(09:34):
you guys to hear the part about company. Yes, she's like, Hey.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
You know like when you have company, you dress up better,
clean the house, having class, right.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
And then you put your dog in her fun collar.
Send us that text two two nine eight seven. All Right,
the crazy fan just brought cookies again and someone's gonna
have to eat them and see if they're poisoned. Most
of the Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
We hope.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
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Speaker 1 (10:18):
We'll see you Black Friday, starting at noon. Is who's
up for a dumb debate? I like it?

Speaker 8 (10:26):
Right?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Debate? Ah, right, silly stuff, nothing super important. Okay, this
is a couple of things that have been going on
and taking social media by storm. People will chime in
on these different things, so we'll start with this one.
It's a parking issue. It started when this guy walked
out to his car and a neighbor had left a
note on it saying, quote, would you kindly refrain from
parking your vehicle outside of my house for days on end?

(10:51):
A few hours or a day is acceptable, although you are,
of course legally within your right to park outside my home,
but please have some consideration and park on the opposite
side of the road when the space is available. Thank you.
So he uh he posted a note on Facebook started
this huge debate, and so people were asked, is it

(11:11):
okay to park in front of your neighbor's house?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
I think ideally, if the spot in front of your
house is available, why wouldn't you just park there?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Well, because what happens a lot of times is they
have many many cars, have ten cars. Yeah, it's a
typical culprit. And you know my pet peeve is when
you have a garage, park in the garage. I don't
care why people don't do that. I know you don't.
It's like my son uses it for hockey. Dude, just
load it with crap. Yeah, just a bunch of junk
in there that you know I could park in there.

(11:43):
But he uses it for hockey, you see. But four
hours a day you can always find a reason not
to use your garage exactly. Now, we have a driveway,
so the cars are in the driver they're not on
the street. And this is what drives me crazy about
our neighborhood. Everybody's got driveways, right, so you have the
garage and you have your own are still driveway. How
is it that people are still parking in front of

(12:05):
mailboxes where the postal worker gets pissed.

Speaker 9 (12:08):
Because kids with cars or other people like you said
multiple cars, Like my family had six cars because there
was four kids all driving at the same time, plus
my parents.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, but my point is there's still plenty of other
places on the street for these guys to park who
are parking front of the mailboxes. They choose to park
in front of the mail there's.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
Also oblivious city also, they don't want to do oil
leaks on their driveway because it's sightly.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
City street parking is different, you know, because if you
don't have a garage, you don't have a dedicated parking
spot exactly. And you got to find I've lived in
those situations before where you'll circle the block for you know,
thirty minutes sometimes just waiting for something to open up.
That's why should get a bicycle.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
But yeah, but that's about it. That's about as nice
a note as you could write. I mean Days on
End is a little bit exactly aggressive.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
But there's one car that's on my street and one
of the names doing uh work in their yard, like
you know, new driveway. So it's a lot of dust
and dirt and stuff. So it's been going on like
that for at least a few weeks now. This car
I know hasn't moved because it looks like they just
pulled it out of like the desert. Yeah, it's covered
in a thick, heavy coat of dirt and dust.

Speaker 7 (13:19):
Was it forty eight hours or Addy Murphy's old Porsche
or whatever we've been in you know, i'd been in
the garage for fifteen years.

Speaker 10 (13:24):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah. There's cars like when they pulled the Dolorean out
of the cave. Yeah, the western version of Back to
the Future.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
There's cars on my street that have weeds growing through
the wheels and cobwebs on the wheels that they moved
in ages and you have have you called Greg?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (13:39):
I have that wow as best? Yeah, ABC always be
calling the cop.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
Oh dude, There's this neighborhood that I drive through, and
I feel bad for this neighborhood because somebody has like
kind of like a mini yacht that they keep on
the street and they move it constantly from like in
front of their house to their neighbors. I'm like, how
is that even legal? Can you keep huge boats on
the street like that?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
A lot of cities won't let you put anything on
a trailer on the street, right, Yeah, some per move
it to make it legal if it's just in the
same spot. Some of the comments and you can text
over to two two nine eighty seven. Is it okay
to park in front of your neighbor's house? One person says,
totally agree with this. I've had cars parked outside my
house for weeks at a time. Not illegal, of course,

(14:26):
but it is a bit thoughtless. Public road equals public
parking for all, says another person. Our neighbor across from
us did that. He had the same response as you.
He also left his windows down, so my husband watered
the yard. Petty deserves petty work. I wouldn't do. Listen, people,

(14:46):
you do not own the parking spot in front of
your house. It is a legal spot for anyone to
park in. Oh really, because that's what I said. See,
people love making arguments that don't exist, aka straw man,
so that they could feel well, that was the neighbor
that we were dealing with, where the person kept parking
in front of the mailbox to where the postal guy
would stop delivering the mail to that cluster of mailboxes,

(15:08):
which by the way, did not include her house, right,
and so we had to then go down to the
post office to pick up our mail every day for
two weeks, like a punishment.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
But you didn't do what I suggested, get all your
neighbors to hound the HOA about it, because the HOA
does they.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Don't do anything. You got to have a no. People
have complained to the HOA a number of times, but
like they don't do anything. That's of course, that's what
I'm saying. They're useless. Got when she was confronted about this,
she goes, my kids can park on the street wherever
they want, we like, not in front of the mailboxers

(15:44):
in the hours that they're delivering the mail. Because park
in front of your mailbox, your mailbox is not parked
in front of have your mail blocked. Actually no, they can't. Exactly.
If you want to guaranteed parking spot, you need to
live somewhere with the driveway and not depend on public parking.
Public parking is first come, first serve, plain and simple.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Yeah, I mean I agree with that. It's just you know,
how about just being polite?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, how about this one? If I want to park
there for days, that's my problem. You don't like it,
move out of the neighborhood. These are all comments from people.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
These are all classic examples of people who aren't aren't
property owners, aren't homeowners.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
You know, these are losers. This is loser commenting. So
I said, I must be weird, but I don't mind
if it looks like more people are at my house.
I think the crooks would think twice before breaking in
if there are multiple cars and people. Okay, right, so
that's a good reason. Then stay for weeks. As long
as the park car is plated and registered, I don't

(16:42):
see a problem. Like, it's not abandoned, right. It is
absolutely about being respectful to your neighbors. Seems like manners
and goodwill are a thing of the past. As long
as you're not blocking private driveways.

Speaker 7 (16:55):
It's basically saying, hey, if you have visitors, they got
to park down the street, right.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
And if I have a because I'm lazy and or
I have too many cars, right and yeah, if you
have a garage, you can park in it. And totally
the first world problem that the Sammy brought up. We
have six cars? Yeah, well we didn't know, because.

Speaker 9 (17:16):
I do think man our neighbors must have hated us,
of course, but luckily we kind of had where we
were situated on the street. There was a street that
went I guess perpendicular to it that had a bunch
of empty spaces that we could park in. But my
sister's boyfriend would park in front of the guy across
the streets house a lot because all that other parking
would be taken. And he did write a note one

(17:37):
time on his car saying like, can you please not
park in front of my house?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
So then he didn't. It wasn't a big deal.

Speaker 9 (17:42):
But we had just cars everywhere from people coming over
from our own cars.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, I mean that's going to happen. Wait, how old
give me the ages here? Because four people that were
all driving age at the same time living at home.

Speaker 9 (17:53):
My parents had four kids in four years.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
That'll do it. Yeah, wowhood I have a woman because
I get it. Now, we're turning people on the post
to work a postal workers who complain about having to
get out of the truck to deliver mail can suck it.
Do your fing John again, that's not what what he said.
Stop arguing points that weren't right. It's physically in front

(18:16):
of the mailbox the post off. Yeah, and this goes.
Just because you can, doesn't mean that you should have
a little uh, you know, respect for your neighbors. Park
in front of your own house like what you know,
park in front of your own house exactly. That's what
I don't get. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Sometimes my neighbor out of the clear blue who parks
in his driveway will back up and then come park
in front of my house and then at the end
of the day he puts it back in the driveway.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Why weird? So weird? All right, So the parking debate,
is it okay to park in front of your neighbor's house?
Yes or no?

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Greg, I mean the courtesy thing, I would say no.
I mean legally yes, But that's not the argument here.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
The situation here is days on end exactly what we're
talking about in this particular situation instance. So I would
say I'm saying no, no, menace, not polite, but you
can do it, all right, Sammy, not for days on end,
all right if I'm saying no, obviously no, And there
will be consequences after, especially after comes out. And that
is true.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Spike strips, yeah, and Woody for you to park in
the driveway, it's kind of dun't yeah, is it?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeahs pay for driveway. It's pretty nice, kind of dumpy. Yeah. Oh,
my son plays hockey in there, you know, twenty four
hours a day, seven days a week. Oh wait, now
Greg has a big pet peeve with that. I do.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Having a garage. I was very late in life that
I had a place that had a garage. And it
is the ultimate luxury to have a garage that you
park in, all right, it's the best. And then people, oh,
I got my boxes in there and my Christmas treet
Oh we'll put them somewhere else then, yeah, and park inage.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, pay for a storage space, right, just so you
can park your car in there and leave the driveway.
So much crap that you have to get a storage space.
You don't need it your problem. Woody Show is coming
up next. I got another debate for you, all right,
and this one's this has got to be the dumbest
internet debate of the day. Okay, I'll have it for
you next. Hang on, because you think you have it
all figured out. Next thing, you know, you live another

(20:12):
twenty years show.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
I think there's some shenanigans going on. The Woody Show
is back.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Okay, you make the call in this one. People are
debating or arguing whatever about this on social media. And
the question here is is it rude to order fajitas
at somebody else's birthday dinner? I told you, I told
you it was silly. Here's an argument, I.

Speaker 11 (20:43):
Don't care how close we are, we're best friends, is
if you order fajidas at my birthday.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Dinner, you know that it's my birthday and I'm the
star of the show.

Speaker 8 (20:51):
And so for you to order a big, sizzling tray
of fajitas, you know that when it comes out.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Everybody's gonna say, oh, what did you get?

Speaker 12 (20:59):
Oh, it's making all this noise, it's smoking everywhere.

Speaker 13 (21:03):
What are you doing trying to order something so attention grabbing.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
At my birthday dinner and my birthday. Many us as
if this wouldn't be her exact spot. It's taking away
because I knew that was going to be the argument.

Speaker 9 (21:16):
It was because it's too much attention.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Tr on guys, my birth and the gold balloons, because
some people say the whole pageantry of the whole thing
is a scene stealer. The focus should be on the
birthday person. I say, it's dumb. You want what you want.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
There's one place that go to. I swear the flames
are like three and a half half feet high. It's
like they I don't know what they pour on it,
but they just start shooting. You just come with a fire.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
This one place that goes. I can show you the
videos firing, like right right before they serve him on
the table. They they'll fire them up and so it's
like this flame that by the time you sit it down,
it's the flame's gone. But it's man, that sounds dangerous.
It is, But is it rude? I think a me's
the one to answer this one. No, I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (22:02):
I think that's crazy. Order what you want?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Who cares? Order what you want? And it's easy to
say that's not your birthday.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
Are you calling Sammy saying that she would be a problem.
I would care because this is mean girl sort of thinking.
It's I want attention, attention, attention.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I think I'm a.

Speaker 9 (22:17):
Real mean girl like that, Like, you can't order what
you want because it's my birthday.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I think you have tendencies. No, oh, you're saying she's
obsessed with attention. Is that what you're implying.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
I don't get that from her. I mean that's Sea Bat.
I'm asking Sea Bass.

Speaker 7 (22:31):
I think nothing bring I think at this age, maybe
in her early twenties is simmered down.

Speaker 9 (22:36):
Now, well, sure, in my early twenties, did I wear
run up sash and a tiara on my birthday?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Of course I did that. My friends got for me
first of all because it was expected. But I wouldn't
have sat there. But you would have mean girl her
behind your back. I would not have not over something
like that. If someone else is wearing a tiara and
sash on my birthday, then yeah, I would be like,
what are you doing? It's my birthday? Yeah, well that's

(23:01):
not I want you.

Speaker 9 (23:03):
Right, But no, I wouldn't care if someone ordered a
fijida at my birthday dinner at any.

Speaker 13 (23:09):
Age, I would not have cared.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
And the woman in the video sounds like quite a
grown adult. She should care so much about your own birthday.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Friends with her for sure.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
If anything, you want to kind of downplay your birthday,
sorry minutes, I know you can't relate to that, but
it celebrates for a whole month.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, but I wouldn't care.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
I'd be like, oh, I, I would enjoy the show
of the vegeta yea, even though it was my birthday
and I didn't order it.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
I would like, oh, fijida. I wouldn't care about the
fijida thing. I also don't care about people who get
engaged at other people's weddings.

Speaker 13 (23:37):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Don't care about that. I don't care about that. It's weird.
I'm with you, but I'm with Sam. It's weird. I
don't know why you would know why you would do it,
but if you did it, I wouldn't care. I think
it's weird.

Speaker 9 (23:48):
I think the only reason to do it is to put.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
The attention on you built in crowd that's psycho thinking,
like this chick that we just heard all your friends,
like your friends and family are probably you know that
depends on who it is, like, whose wedding it is,
Like if you're if you're a work acquaintance, you're at
the wedding. Yeah, without I hear all that.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
I agree it's weird and it's attention, so you can
first its own sake. But what if it's let's say,
your older sister getting married and obviously your family's already there.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Correct, that's what I'm saying everyone, that's the situation. Real crowd. Yeah,
I think you do the proposal. Yeah, if it's a
family member and you already spoke to them ahead of
time about it, right, Yeah, it's Randal von Ryderson.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
Yeah, I guess I don't see the wanting the crowd
and all your family and friends there for your proposal
to begin with. That's something I know a lot of
people do it, but I guess that's just not something
that it should be a private moment.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah, you know what I would have a problem with
if I was at that dinner, I wouldn't care if
you ordered the fihatas. But it is a little weird,
like Greg's friend used to do, which I'm not sure
if you hang out this person anymore. She used to
throw her own birthday party. So she would schedule the
whole thing herself, invite a bunch of people there, and
they always think that's weird. I never said so weird.

Speaker 13 (24:55):
I think that's weird either.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
We don't hang out anymore. No, But here's the thing,
because I don't find the bill would come, she'd just
leave it. She'd about all these people out for the dinner,
that's her birthday dinner that she organized, and then just
leave the bill. That's true, which I think it was weird.
And then and I didn't like it because I felt
like she was using gregs. I said, Greg, that's I
don't like this. That's true, and it took me many
years to realize take advantage of that's true. Yeah, you

(25:18):
need to cut her off. But I also think that
if you are throwing a birthday party, you should host.
Don't throw the party if you're not going to host
the party, correct, you know what I mean? But why
throw your own birthday party?

Speaker 14 (25:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I guess because you like things? Just yeah, do you
like it? If you want to have fun? Nobody else
is gonna throw you one because you want a free dinner?

Speaker 11 (25:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Or what he shows next?

Speaker 9 (25:38):
What every player unless they're found the same household has
to bring their own balls so that you don't touch
other people with your hands.

Speaker 13 (25:45):
You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
For me, I'm gonna blush. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
What do you show creating awkward moments between uber drivers
and their customers since twenty fourteen? That what you show.
We're going to be right back. The show will be
right back The Woody Show. Hi, welcome back.

Speaker 11 (26:06):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically
correct world. We are the Woodies Show. Yeah, thank you
for being here giving us some of your valuable time today.
Phones are open at eight seven seven four Woodie. You
can hit us some of the text over to two
to nine eighty seven after ours voicemails. In fact, I
have a few that we can go through here, and

(26:27):
then of course the social media at the Woodies Show,
email us email at the woodieshow dot com. I mean,
there's a lot of ways to get ahold of us.
A lot of things on the Internet. You can find
that which, by the way, this hour the internet is
assessble to some examples. That's just a few things that
I wanted to I just wanted to highlight because I mean,

(26:49):
people all the time have their two cents. We get
the crossroads emails and things like that, but it doesn't
matter what it is. And all the different platforms, be
at Facebook, any of the social media stuff, or even
if you go on on Reddit, Reddit seems to be
the worst. Yeah, usually that seems to be where all
like all the biggest trolls are. I disagree. I think

(27:10):
it's Twitter by far.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
Twitter because for Reddit you have to like you have
to go and find the specific thing you're you want
to talk about, which means you're usually a fan. But
with Twitter, it could just pop up on your timeline
anyway and you could be like, yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
I always do experiments with myself because when I look
at Twitter, I get depressed every time and I think
maybe today I won't And then I look at Twitter
for ten minutes and I'm like, I want to jump
off a break.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
If it's just nasty, yeah terrible. Yeah, it's fine, I mean,
but like if it is it about you, no, not
at all.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
But like every everything is news is bad news, right,
So that's by definition, and then it's enhanced.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Right and it's just people hating on everything. Yeah. Uh
so we'll get to that coming up here later on
in THEA. Just a couple of xipt that I found
more and Menace was looking for some stuff too, just
to bring up. But yeah, well we'll read a couple
of those for you. Pretty pretty interesting after ours. Voicemails
eight seven seven forty four. What are the same number
that you call in with during the show? After the show,

(28:13):
if you're listening on podcasts or whatever it might be,
you can always leave us a message follow up on things.
And we did that brag like Sea Bass segment and
this woman is following up with hers.

Speaker 11 (28:23):
Hi would show. This is Sarah and I have a
brag like Sea bas. In less than two weeks, my
husband and I are flying to Japan.

Speaker 15 (28:30):
There's a daily mention them Japan.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, and going on a ten.

Speaker 11 (28:32):
Day Princess cruise around Japan, both our first time in
Japan and my husband's first cruise. But the best part
is the kids will be staying home and being watched
by its grandma.

Speaker 8 (28:42):
Nice.

Speaker 11 (28:43):
Be more excited, Bye bye bye.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
That would be nice. Look, any vacation minus kids, that's
a vacation. Everything else with kids, that's a trip. Yeah,
it's like a great one. Yeah, well, I would. I've
looked into that, but we just don't. We don't have
ten days off in a row round here, but that's
making over the holidays. We usually have at least ten days. Yeah,
I see that. That's cold. I want to be warm.
I want to see the cherry blossom. Oh nice, Yeah,

(29:08):
okay cool. Let's see how had this one? This is
a cart nark related one.

Speaker 11 (29:14):
So I had a total moment today and Aged Sevest
would be proud of me. So I was at Aldi
and one thing I've never seen before was a cart
left out at Aldi.

Speaker 13 (29:25):
Really weird.

Speaker 11 (29:25):
It was parked by my car on the grassy part.
I don't remember what cartnarks calls that when they park
it there, but anyway, so I put my stuff away,
I put my car back, and then I decided to
put that cart back and I got a free quarter
out of it because the quarter was, you know, still
in it. So again, never seen the cart left out
at Aldi, and I got a free quarter.

Speaker 13 (29:45):
So that was cool.

Speaker 11 (29:47):
Anyways, thought about you guys. I love the show. I
love all you guys.

Speaker 15 (29:49):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, that's actually worked out really well for us, because
not only the people like to watch the cart Nark videos,
but people think about us every time there at any
place has a cart I mean your brain.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
At her point, yeah, I don't even bother at all because,
like what she said, even if someone doesn't want their quarterback,
someone else.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Will usually grab it for you pretty damn quickt Uh,
this is a grass isn't always greener. On the other side,
we were talking about people like, oh, I can eat
whatever I want, I don't gain weight. I can't and
this person is, uh, you have something along those lines though, woodie,
what's that When I shave, I look young? Like, wait,

(30:29):
you look young on episode you but about it. I
wish I looked younger when you're clean shaven, I know,
but like, no, no, I'm not always so young. I
do well, no, because the difference is it rules, because
it's the same as the person who can't gain weight.
Oh wait, can I explain why it's okay? So when

(30:50):
I shave everything else around my face, hair, all the
way down neck, everything else looks older except I have that.
You know, those people like I think Ralph Macio looks strange. Yeah,
like he said, the point out, it's always benefited him.
The guy like karate kid Daniel Russo. It always it
looked fine for the longest time. But now when you

(31:11):
see him, he's got this young face, but everything around
him looks super old older. It's kind of Benjamin Button. Yes, yeah,
and so, and for those reasons, I don't like it.
It's weird, but it's equivalent. Yeah. Anyway, this guy says,
the grass isn't always greener. Guys, Hey, I was.

Speaker 15 (31:26):
Listening to your guys the show, and you know Greg
and what he were talking about, how they wanted each
other's hair, and you know, you guys said that, God,
if you could do over, would you give me one thing.
I have a genetic pancreatic disorder that makes it so
it's extremely difficult for me to put on weight. So
I'm six and a half feet tall and I weigh
one hundred and sixty pounds.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Rah. Yeah, no, it's a little really over six feet tall,
you know, being so skary. Yeah, it does make my
dog look here, that's true.

Speaker 15 (31:58):
And you know I eat, will not necessarily eat, but
consume north of thirty five hundred calories a day.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Okay, I get to eat nice start thirty five hundred.
How do I catch what he has? Would you go
out to eat and have an app right, wow, cool, just.

Speaker 15 (32:13):
To maintain being really really skinny. And you know, a
lot of times I'll be looking at social media and
I'll see these guys walking around with dad bods, and
I'm like, oh, I want that. You know, I would
much rather be uh fatter than I am than be
you know, the skinny thegress. There's always greener on the
other side. Anyways, No it is, but.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
It's instead of your thirty five hundred calories. Why don't you, like,
you know, kick it up to about nine thousand calories
a day, just ap every starting. Yeah, have you heard
of apple and shake it? Yeah? You want to see
how to gain weight. We'll just come out and hang
out with us. Don't have add donut. Have a dozen donuts,
all right? So uh, Alicia writes in this is email
at the Woodies show dot com hoy Woody Show. Long

(32:56):
time listener here, I've been listening long enough before these
thirsty dudes were chasing after Sammy or the rate my baby.

Speaker 14 (33:04):
Now.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I'm not a huge feminist, but I am a huge
fan of the show. For the sake of entertainment, I
like to have sea bass rate me alright. I personally
consider myself a solid eight really and Sea Bass a
solid four, but just for issues and giggles, have him
rate me. I'm twenty seven. I'm not going to try
to sell myself as some perfect match for Sea Bass,

(33:25):
because well, I have standards, but I thought this would
be fun. Image number two is taken in Tokyo, and
there's another daily mention of Japan for you. She does
give herself a point, right there, Alicia from Alicia here,
let's go to a picture here. All right, here's a
picture right here, Sea Bass at the middle there.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Well, considering that she put the smiley face emojis over
the other one, she's not the giant orange head with this. Yeah,
she looks nice. Okay, it's like she's at a halloween
party or something. Everyone's were in black. I don't think
it's a halloween want to be a funeral? No, because
she's got stuff crossed out in the background. It looks
like more of like a somewhat somewhat formal. It's like
a decent little like a little she's cue she's fine.

(34:11):
That came to mind, is like yes, very goodie gooding, Yes,
goodie good We'll see that. No, little yea.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
There's another picture where she's with some friends. Look see
she's at Disneyland Paris. Oh boy, we'll go there. She's
very girl.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Next story, body's fine, she says. She her shirt says retard. Yeah,
well it's French, so it's on re Todd. Oh yeah,
I mean that's still not a cool shirt to wear.

Speaker 16 (34:42):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
So yeah, she's a Disney in Paris, So that's down
a point. As an adult, that's.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Like, what do you what are you?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
What are you rating? She's you know, she's probably in
the seven range.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
I didn't I need to see the boobs obviously, if
she must have sent some of those photos in yeah,
but I don't.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
She's very she's very nice. I don't think she's that
she's seven and a half. Eight No, I wouldn't not.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
At eight, because you gotta think, you gotta think about
it's it's the standard deviation. And when you look at
that that big, that bubbly curve at the standard deviation,
when you get up to those top few per standard
deviations in the end, the eights and the nines, that's
a tiny, tiny fraction of people.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
You see more boobs here, Like she's got a more
like side protole. I also see more nose in that
one too. Yeah, if you're if you're looking for I mean,
she's you know what, She's nice, but I wouldn't kick
her out of.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
It.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Seems like a nice mom type. Her style is terrible,
all right, Well what are you giving her mess? Uh? Yeah?
I agree? Bringing her back down to like a seven probably,
and that's not an insult to say seven. Seven is
a good, solid above average. Yeah yeah. Her power ranking
says Greg, Oh my god, let's get drunk together and

(35:51):
you can totally fondle what little boobs I have. Okay, there,
it's well, you should be higher on the list. But
o G. Female and fellow alcohol hall enthusiasts take the lead,
and can we please get more of the that's what's
up news? All right? We just had another one recently
like that. That's what's up? Menace is next in there
hanging their little buddy and stay safe near the railroad

(36:12):
tracks Morgan, because I can both relate to her and
wish I was more like her. That's followed by Sammy.
She represents the basic bitch side of me and the
listeners minus the knitting ew ew. Then it was like
Randy Caroline Bort King of Creep Sea Bass. You should
be hiring the list because of card narks. But like

(36:33):
I said, ow and then uh, let's see Julianne rest
in Peace, the animation team that puts together the animated
podcast Dumbass Tyler, anybody else that I have forgotten and
followed by our old producer Christina. I used to have
so much to say about her, but now all I
got is this. Thank god you got rid of Croatia's

(36:53):
love child. She's been around for quite a while. Listener
basic what's her face? Also material the Woody Show More
Show podcast would be great. Nip rip, slip drip, nip
and rip whatever that was. We love all in Alicia
and you like her Alish I bet leashy. All right, Well,

(37:14):
we're gonna take a quick break. If you want to
SendUS an email email at the woodieshow dot com otherwise
after hours voicemails eight seven seven forty four Woodie. We'll
take a break and then we're gonna come back. The
internet is a cesspool just some of the stuff that
people are saying about the show and about people on
the show. And also have this other person Sea best. Uh,
saw this video, and this is like, this is what

(37:37):
the Internet's for, you know, Like who we called it?
What do we call the victim off?

Speaker 14 (37:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
It like everybody's trying to prove like what a victim
they are all the time it was victim off at
the OK Corrals. Yeah, and you can decide next to
the bigger victim is and then I'll give you some
of this other feedback too, that is coming up after
the break. You're on the Woody Show. Hang on, Oh great,
the costs are here. Okay, stay tight for a few
of the Woody Show'll be right back as soon as
that he does down. Okay, come on, guys, freaking down

(38:03):
the show show? All right, welcome back. The Internet is
a sets pool. We know this, but just a couple
of exemple I would like, I said, I got a
few things here. Do you want to hear the victim
off video or do you want to go right into

(38:26):
what people are saying about the Woody Show, which which
is more painful. They're all painful in their own way.
It's just this is more just to point out the
ridiculousness of the Internet. And you know, I've I give
a lot of credit to people who you know, they say,
and I don't necessarily believe it, like when they have
a radio show or they're in the public eye in

(38:48):
some way that they never read that stuff. And I
guess I find it more entertaining than most people. Do
You definitely do yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do the show stuff. Yeah,
you want to do show stuff first, Let's have some fun. Okay, Well,
this one just simply says the Wood Show sucks. Donkey
balls what he looks like he drinks butter? What a cow?

Speaker 14 (39:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I hate I hate butter. Recently, I was like I
was crazy something saltick of it? Well, I kind of
took a knife and scrape like nothing salty nothing something. Wow,
where do you have period or something like? Yeah? That
like what is it like? Like you were just like
that sound like all of a sudden you were craving salt.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
That's always I always want, Like that's my thing is
I want crunchies like are perfect, but they're terrible for you.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
So I don't keep him in the house like you're
always eat butter.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah, yeah, it's very paleo, very menaces. Word of the
day should be semi glue, tide burn. Okay, I agree,
like bring it up. The show is sucking bad on
the content board report more like torture report board. Forgot
to include himself on his own segment. He also mispronounced
his own name as the worst employee of the month.

(40:00):
Maybe he's a nice guy and a hard worker, but
I can't stand listening to him on the air.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
There.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Morgan is very fake. She also lies and says stupid
things like her mom is ugly. I really dislike her,
but you know her mom, Yeah, Morgan's dad. Yeah, her
mom is hated. Yeah, maybe her mom's like a real
dog faced bitch, you know. Yeah. Maybe if she was nineteen,
her pick me personality would make sense, but she's thirty.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
I hate that that phrase because gets thrown around a lot,
and it's basically it's saying it's a version of you're
a bad gay, Greg, because you don't you don't act
like every other like I see gay people acting. Because
Morgan doesn't act like he wants like other girls.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Therefore, it's not just her personality, she's she's being picked
me right Internet Cesspool always loving what he is on
vacation and not the rest of the show. I can't
stand Greg. His opinions are stupid, he refuses to see
other points of views, and he just overall seems kind
of dumb. That's all true even on the iTunes ratings.

(41:02):
Like one star review from snow White. I'm sorry show White,
who says bad show, lax entertainment and appeal. The host
is a sweat hog, with the rest of the cast
being the fecal matter in his hoofs Oh wasn't the
sweat hogs from Welcome Back? Steaks and Supplement says, Woody's

(41:26):
morbid obese physique has diffused into his ego and after
four years of almost daily listening, I'm out lose some weight, Woody.
Too much fat in that brain on read if there
was a whole thread? Is there any adult who actually
enjoys listening to the wood Show? Sammy, please stop. I
get it that she's speaking up more on the show now,

(41:48):
but she's so ingrading and annoying. All she does is
agree in cape for Woody or offer her ignorant opinions.
Bort too, but he's less annoying. Wait, cape is a
new thing. Oh yeah, that's not necessarily a new thing,
but I am hearing it moret it I've been hearing
it more recently. Is that like flying in like a

(42:10):
superhero with your cape?

Speaker 15 (42:11):
Is?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah, you're taking up for blindly defending.

Speaker 7 (42:17):
I don't see Sammy doing that for Wooding. No, No,
she does it for a lot of dumb things, but
not for sure.

Speaker 9 (42:22):
Right, you guys constantly accused me of doing that.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
But yeah, why is Menace even on the radio. The
dude has zero voice talent, He produces no content at all,
and the show's social handles are a joke. It's not
like he's a good social media director. Their Facebook page
has fifty thousand followers for an effing naturally syndicated radio show.
It just seems it just seems frustrating to listen to

(42:47):
somebody with so little talent adopt such a boss like mentality.
He doesn't deserve it. And then there was a follow
up to that agreed, and I really can't stand Menace
for a guy so dumb. He speaks on topics he
does jack ish about. Look, that might be true, but
we have over one hundred fifty thousand follow us. One

(43:07):
idiot and then and then there's another one talking about
your videos that you post online when you're out of events.
They go, why does his idiot never know what to
do with his hands? He already looks stupid, but the
fact that he's like constantly just clapping his hands, he
looks like a somebody stands like a pole. That is
one thing like when you like when most people a

(43:28):
TV person to know what to do with your hands,
what to do because you're thinking, like, oh, I got
to move my hands, I got to do something. It's
not necessarily something that looks natural. Stand there. It's very ricky, Bobby.
I don't know what to do with my head. Let's
see on to Morgan. I hate Morgan so much. I
did find Busher Bear tolerable, but she's not as interesting

(43:49):
as what he thinks she is.

Speaker 7 (43:50):
I mean, I think yeah, and I think Busher Bear
might be her best segment yet because there's so many
ways it can go.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
You can really you really get pick people's brain. I
tune out the moment they say another Morgan segments on
the way. I think Morgan is pretty boring. All of
her content is repetitive. I feel like all of her
segments are supposed to be like sea basses, but just
not funny. You know what you walk before you can run.
This one says, I don't get why what he is

(44:18):
so miserable. He has a wife who is way too
hot for him, despite him being morbidly obese. He has
a successful, high paying show despite having very little talent.
I think I've explained that one before. It has nothing
to do with my job. I love my job, and
I love a lot of things about my It has
nothing to do with my wife or anything else. It's
all me on me, right, That's that's what it's all about. Like,

(44:41):
that's where my anything I'm miserable about. That's what it's about.
And he got with his wife when he was skinnier,
so yeah, yeah, that is also true when we got married,
when we got married, when we were dating and we
were married, then I was skinny. But when we met,
because we were friends for years, I was fat. Then
I was fat and then got skinned. She didn't give

(45:02):
a chance until I got skinned, right because she had
you know, I just I found this a fun fact.
I just learned about my wife the first time ever.
We've been married for sixteen years.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
There.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I like, when we first met, she was dating a
guy who turned out to be gay and big long
term relationship guy trying to be gay. I was in
my first marriage at the time. Turns out that guy
that she dated trying to be gay was the second
boyfriend who turned out.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
To be gay. Right now, you.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Gave why are you tricking women? I don't know? Great,
see another one on me. He always rails against people
acting like children with their hobbies but an interest, but
is known to throw intense timber tantrums over small things
like football games, often throwing things and breaking things when
things don't go his way. That has been a long time, right,
ten years. That was the last Steeler's Super Bowl. My

(45:53):
son was like, he was like maybe one or two
at the at the time. So you've calmed down since then? Yeah?
Oh yeah, that was the last thing like you threw
were destroyed? Oh for a football game? Years and years
and year? That might have been the last one. What
about other things? Uh well yeah, here I smashed headphones, keyboards.
Yeah yeah, the keyboard was even a long time agot

(46:15):
the last a smash. We're a set of headphones, my headphones,
not station property, my own stuff. But still I'm not
taking up for I'm not saying that's like respectable behavior. Yeah, no,
I get it all right, So there's a there's a
couple of things. There's a couple of things, there's a lot. Okay,
now to the victim off So this is a video
that that Sea Bass found. Who is the biggert We

(46:39):
pick up, as we do with many of these videos,
after the initial offense. So what has happened?

Speaker 7 (46:44):
But we the best we can understand is there's two Well,
there's a woman walking down the street of New York.
Another person who claims says they're a trans woman, says
that the woman walking bumped into them, like she kind
of shoulder checked them or whatever, but not They just
say it was kind of an act them. And the
trans person is now angry at the woman who's videotaping

(47:05):
because that woman has not apologized.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
A reason to stop and yell number one.

Speaker 7 (47:11):
Spend time on that, and then the transperson says that, oh,
you know, you're not nearly the victim I am, and
you should.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
So basically turned into an argument who's the bigger victim?
The woman, the woman who's black, or the woman who.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
We haven't even talked about that point. Yeah, the person
videoing is an African American female, So who is.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
The bigger victim? Here's how that went into me.

Speaker 15 (47:32):
Because you're a transfomer and you're having a bad I
have trans friends like that.

Speaker 8 (47:38):
You're looking for problems, and you're a purpose to begize again,
am I?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
So I'm going to give you a minute and then
I'm going to call the cops.

Speaker 8 (47:46):
You was going in that direction and now you're following
me to this location, and I'm going to stand here
for one minute.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Okay, you're a woman, woman, and I just want here.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
What's your name?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
I want to think about that, Okay, I want you
to think about it.

Speaker 7 (48:02):
In other words, I know that you're you're a victor.
You're a victim just by the how you were born.
By the way, have you ever been to New York?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
The streets of New York are pretty congested. You gotta
be the sidewalks like you're gonna bump into somebody whether
you want to or not. You shoulder bruises.

Speaker 8 (48:16):
Right.

Speaker 7 (48:16):
So, so the trans person there is saying, well, guess what,
I know you're you're a victim. But I'm I'm higher
on the victim thing than you are. So how dare
you call the cops on me for talking to you?
And then then and then the things, but the trans
person isn't getting their way, so escalates from the just
intensifying you hit me.

Speaker 12 (48:34):
It's henny, it's not anymore.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
It's not honey, bitch. We're just gonna patiently for the times.
Yes we are.

Speaker 12 (48:45):
This is getting You're a hypocrite, Yeah PTSD bitch, Okay,
so with the wrong T word.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
So, I mean, I think by the way I think
the woman, I think she handled this very calmly, way
more calmly than I would think most people to just
point out, hey, I didn't mean to walk into you,
and I also walk away right, yeah, you know that's
always an option.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
But now the the person who's angry here, the trans
person has now taken off their wig that's on the ground.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Now we've thrown out another victim car that they have PTSD.

Speaker 7 (49:24):
Uh huh and that, and then the trans person assumes
that the other person is a liberal person on account
of she of her of her gender, and her racial identity.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I have PTSD for being assaulted like people like you.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Am I that I need a secure.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
That's a good I mean an African American lady. I'm
you know you people, And by that I mean, am
I that I.

Speaker 10 (49:53):
Need a secure.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
I'm not a racist where you're gonna racist trends on
sidebark he assaulted me on the sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Coming, okay, yeah assaulted that was bumped into yeah, yeah,
exactly the cops and you're like, oh great, yeah, but
that was the best move.

Speaker 7 (50:16):
That she could have ever done. Is once the trans
person didn't even say anything racist necessarily, but it was
in their brain and just.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Be quiet, let them stew in it and talk their
own way deeper. And yeah, I didn't say anything. Well,
seas can have one more clip for us after the break,
we're gonna take a quick break. The the internet is
a cesspoology. Indeed, if you're looking this three on something fun,
it's a it's always there for you, you know what

(50:46):
I mean. Yeah, never disappoints. More shows next, hang up
a smoke break that cigarettes or smoking hands shows in
a second. Actually, I understand what you're saying. You just
don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
It is the show, all right.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
So we were talking about just the cesspool that is
the Internet. I read you some of the stuff. I mean, yeah, look,
it's it's all the time. If you have any kind
of like a public facing job. I mean, look, it's
gonna be out there. Not everybody's gonna love you. Yeah,
not everybody's gonna love you in your nasty opinion doesn't
necessarily make somebody like stop in their tracks and go,

(51:25):
oh well wait a minute, let me change everything to
the police. This person because his every day you're gonna
hear and see stuff like that. Uh So, then we
also went through that last clip where is the trans
woman on the sidewalk flipping out because that uh yeah,
bumped into you know, there's other person who's on the
sidewalk bumped into this person, and they.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
Were in front of what should be a happy place. Man,
I say, Korean fried Chicken Barbee, extra crispy and extra juicy.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
So I'm not thought it was police worthy. Yeah, so
we're just talking about that now. There's also one more clip,
another thing that you can find on the cesspool that
is the internet.

Speaker 7 (51:58):
And I don't know as much about how this started,
but a woman who's in a uniform from Wendy's. She's
got the Wendy's T shirt. Okay, she she doesn't like
that this guy's recording her. We don't know why. We
don't know what happened beforehand. So she said, stop recording,
stop recording, stop recording, And one way to do that
is to run up and slap the man's phone out
of it. That's how it starts, all right, there, it

(52:23):
goes before that record that. So he doesn't stop recording.
So she walks to her car, starts up her car,
and grabs her gone. Oh right, and then but then
she fires a one morning shot and then a second
shot into the man.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Okayrd shove me leg.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Brah. He is about it.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
As someone who has had drums pulled on him. Wow,
it's not smart to stay when someone pulls a gun
on you. You're not a pussy if you then move
out of.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
The world's would run. But it doesn't sound like it's
that bad. I listen to this guy just got shot.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
You might like it.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
He's not crying, he's like gasping for area whaling. He's
doing a good job of recording. Or you getting the
license plate all that stuff. Yeah, that's fine and all
seems good to me, So I guess I guess maybe
I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
All right, Well, if you find some good stuff, you
can always send it to us email at the Woodieshow
dot com phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
What he text us over to two two nine eighty seven,
will be right back. Hey, heykay, we just found a
really gross video on the internet. We got to check
it out.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Or what do you show next?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Okay? Please he can Oh you want to play Psycho?

Speaker 8 (53:51):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Can I be the helpless victim?

Speaker 14 (53:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Please, don't kill me, mister ghost face. I want to
be a sequel The Wood Show. I thought Greg was
going to reach over and smack Sammy. We're talking off
the air, and he said something about or she said
something about how she likes turbulence, I know, on an airplane, insanity. Yeah,

(54:17):
so what do you actually like it? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (54:18):
I do.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
It's like, yeah, it's fun. It's like fun something in
my brain.

Speaker 9 (54:23):
Everything's like, Oh, we're going down, Like I'm not going
to go down in a plane crash.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Like that, like to live like that. Yeah. Greg just
starts grabbing the arm rest. Oh yeah, felt, And then
the flight attendant comes over and nows, hey, sir, we're
gonna have to move you. I just creeping out the
other passengers. Yea true story.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Just when you thought she was coming over to you
to say, would you like a drink or something, or
can I hold your hand? You know, we're vanishing you
to the seat near the toilet in the very back.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
I was on a flight the other day and it
was pretty empty and it was kind of the turbulence
hit and it's like the tails like just going back
and forth.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yeah. Well, in the news, there's an Alaska Airlines flight
that was forced to divert because the pilot admitted that
he was not certified to land the plane at this
particular airport they were going to, which I think was
Jackson Hole. Oh my hole, and he admitted it up
in the air. Yeah, So they landed in Salt Lake.
Another pilot had to replace him, and then they carried

(55:22):
on to Wyoming. So three hours later they land in
Jackson Hole. Well I really see, I admitted it and
like okay, so when you get on the plane they
just kind of throw it at you at that point, like, oh,
we're going to Jackson Hacket. Oh guess what. Yeah right,
I'm not certified the land there.

Speaker 9 (55:39):
Yeah, let him know before you're up in the air.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah. So the airline released a statement saying the flight
was diverted because the pilot didn't have the correct paperwork.
I thought about that too. Remember I told you about
my experience of the emergency room where they're still running
things down with pen and paper and then going and
entering it into the system. Like, there's got to be
a more efficient way. Bring an iPad, bring a lap top,
have people fill that, or have me filled out with

(56:02):
the iPad while I'm sitting there waiting on results or
waiting for someone to come help me. Hm, let's do that.
The paperwork for airplanes, we can't make that digital. Well,
they have to bring it from the opposite side of
the airfield. As soon as we get that paperwork, we'll
be on our way. Folks. I don't know, how about
you just make a digital right, text it to me paperwork.
That's the biggest excuse that that's the new checks in

(56:22):
the mail. That is right. It really is. Whenever somebody
has to delay it kick something down the road, they go, oh, paperwork.

Speaker 16 (56:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Don't you think overall being a commercial airline pilot would
get really boring?

Speaker 1 (56:34):
No, I think it'd be cool.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
I think like, once you're up in the air, you're like, okay,
here we go again, and then you land and then you're.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
In another job. You're sitting in a cubicle and you're
crunching you know, spreadsheet or.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Well, you're stuck in the small space like a cubicle. Yeah, true,
but you can get up and walk around and stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah. I don't know why it's different to me, but
I think driving for a living would be awful. Yeah.
Being a truck driver, I think would be really hard
because everybody sucks. I mean we drive around just to
work and people want to kill themselves exactly. Imagine like
that's your office, but that's something in the airline. Pilot
is almost like a truck driver. It's like you're in
this small space. Yeah, everyone, I'm dealing with other I mean, yeah,
there's traffic up there, but people aren't cutting you off. Yeah,

(57:15):
truck drivers dealing with a holes like constantly. True. Yeah,
people in chargers and challengers, you know, sitting in traffic
eight seven four Woody text us over to two two
nine eight seven.

Speaker 12 (57:27):
Whoa show.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I'll be right back. That is a beautiful well the
naked bike ride. It's an annual tradition Sea bats. I
think part of them bike's gone to it. You love

(57:51):
time against a big oil and trove. Yeah, that's one
reason I think you're a little titillated by the sights
and the smells. Well, it is certainly titillating. That will
it's Wien relating, I should say. Yeah, there's a lot
of dudes, right, Like, what did you say the split
was like between men and women?

Speaker 7 (58:06):
It was it was like seventy five, twenty five. But
even this year, guys were saying, man, the chicks are like,
it's a sausage fest.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
This year it was weak. Yeah, it was like five
to one, maybe six to one. Yeah, I know it's
not your thing, but would you ever have the nerve
to do it?

Speaker 8 (58:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
I was going to ask the same thing, the nerves certainly,
although not it doesn't have the body to do it
in this in this climate. If everyone having smartphones, because
like they do it at a new disresort, they do
like fun runs, you know, do a five k or something, right,
but no one's out there taking photos because they're all
part of the group. But when you're on city streets

(58:41):
and anybody in the car is like, what the hell
is that? Right?

Speaker 16 (58:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Yeah, you know, like Mena says, those photos last forever. Yeah,
everything you ever do for the rest of your life.
Somebody will tweet it to you. Yeah, that'll be They'll
die in a car, right, that'll be the file photo. Yeah,
because if I had that's the one they'll use for
the paper. If I had a rock and body, I
would totally do it well and rock and Wiener too, Well,
that's what I meant. The whole thing, from head to toe.

Speaker 7 (59:06):
It was would do that kind of went around a
few weeks ago. I think London was one of the
first cities to have theirs and this dude was like,
out in the middle, you do it and his wiener
was in full regression, everyone laughing. He didn't care because
it's not because it's not about sexuality, it's about the
body being free. But everyone was having quite good time

(59:27):
with him.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
This is the naked bike ride. Sea Bass went to
it and he talks to some of the people who
are there participating and asked him a little bit of
you know stuff, questions and whatnot. Get to know him
a little bit. And the last question we always ask.
We've been doing this for years, can I smell your bike? Scene?
So it's a little game that we played to try
to figure out will they allow it? Will they be
fine with that? Or will they be creeped out and

(59:48):
tell Sea Bass here to hit the brick. I crossed
the line. Yeah, Now who's the first person here? First
guy is Harold. He's an og. He's been around since
before this was even kind of a real thing. His
name is Harold.

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Would assume sixty years abo, I'd say about sixty years old.
He's going to give us some more insight to what
this protest is all about.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
All right, Simple nudity is legal so long as it
is part.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Of Jesus How old is he? Sixty ish? Wow? That
sounds like yeah, he sounds like he is funny against
right voice shaming Dari.

Speaker 14 (01:00:22):
Simple nudity is legal so long as it's part of
an official protest, which, of course, this ride is a
threefold protest, one to reduce the dependency on fossil fuels,
to promote bicycle safety and awareness, and to promote body acceptance.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Now, can I ask how did you equip your bicycle
today for the naked bike ride?

Speaker 14 (01:00:42):
Besides my shigne, I do put an extra cover over
the sheet so that way no dUtu necessity easily washed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
So this is like a towel that's been taped on
towel that's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Been taped on.

Speaker 14 (01:00:56):
U should actually use a strong wrap. Oh yeah, my
bike breaks down and I have to wait for the
right back in one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Of the chase vehicles. I have something I can put
on to stay I legal.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
May I smell your seat? God? That is a rough
sixty Does he have left? By the way, I'm sure
it's more than a threefold going on? There is he protest?
First off, how dare you all? Herold's a wonderful man.

Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
And second off, that's a true professional because he's he's
prepared because yeah, all cyclists, no, you get flats whatever.
You want to be standing there with your butt crack
in the air while you're a man's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Yeah, let's see, I will say I will say that
because he's prepared and he can launder the towel, and
so he's thought about the smell and things with the
bike seats, so he may not be like worried to
be embarrassed by the nasty smell. But at the same time,
he also seems like a like one of these guys
that you talk it's like a baseball purist as a
matter of fact. Yeah, they're like, wait, they take a

(01:01:58):
way too serious like the fact that you're asking to
smell the seeds, like yeah, like he like, this is
not to be made fun of. This is a very
serious thing that we're doing here. It's not just all
fun and games and nudity. So kind of split, what
do you think, Greg, and you think he's gonna do it?

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
I was thinking along those same lines. He's very matter
of fact. He's taking this seriously. This is not silly.
So I'm I'm thinking he's gonna say no, okay, menace.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
No, I'm just think yes, I think he's like seeing
him done everything. You get old enough, you don't care. Yeah,
you don't care. Yaying about that too, Like older people
are a little bit more like yeah, yeah, fart in
the grocery store. Yeah, yeah, I'll say that he will
allow it to him, and you said no, I'm saying no, Okay,
let's find out. Harold Naked Bike Ride twenty twenty. I

(01:02:46):
smell your seat if you wish, Okay, hold on one
more real quick. I think whatever was on there, it
kind of bakes off.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Wasn't anything there up chep for suntown lotion.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
I guess the showered this morning, huh, of course, not that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
I slept any last night. Really, I was doing other stuff.

Speaker 14 (01:03:07):
I didn't get home until one in the morning and
had me up to play four point thirty to get here.
When we're done with the sec and ride, I go
from here for a gaming tournament and then I don't
get home again until after midnight one o'clock tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
What kind of gaming tournament, Matt's the Gathering?

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
Oh oh yeah, right that tune. I got your little
magic Gathering music here Woodie. Oh my god, dude, really
like people are like, Oh, I watched all the Marvel movies.
I'm such a nerd. T heat No, the man who's
up till after midnight two nights in a row going
to magic tournaments.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
East sided die that day living his best life.

Speaker 14 (01:03:46):
Yes, he is in.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Between, he's going to the naked bike ride. Dude, he's
so active, exactly. You are very vigy crapping on his voice.
I know, look how much stuff he can do in
one day. He's doing more so I's been able to
live to four hundred years old, So of course I
had to ask him about this magic the Gathering late
night tournament. He's talking to a bonus from from Harold.
Here we go Now, these are the cash tournaments just
for fun.

Speaker 14 (01:04:07):
This one here is you're just playing for promo pack prizes.
But this is a new sht that just came out
a week and a half, two weeks ago. And like
the guy shouldn't evenuxte me last night.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Twenty five bucks for the event. He pulled over one
hundred dollars worth of cards out of this fat Well, what's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
The best magic gathering card you own?

Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (01:04:25):
I have an absolutely christ chiangement Black Lotus. Current value
on is probably one hundred between one hundred and one
hundred and twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Thousand, thousand. Way, it's definitely afford a dentist or some dentures.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
How about this, though, that's such a known magic and
my little brother played when he was a child appropriately
But by the way, uh yeah, I even knew what
the black Lotus is. It's like a known They excuse me,
it's not allowed in tournament plays.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
It's so powerful. Oh wow, man, somebody want to say, hey,
sell your Black Lotus gets a car, Well, I.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Have a car, just got a blown head gash getting car.

Speaker 12 (01:05:03):
I know.

Speaker 14 (01:05:04):
My goal is I have the whole power nine. Those
nine together are worth closer to two hundred plus styles.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Wow, in about four years, they should peek over a million.
That's when I show him. That's when I retirement.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Friend. Okay, honest, honest question. Do you think this guy
has ever put that penis in a woman before?

Speaker 7 (01:05:24):
You know, probably in the eighties, Yeah, you know, I say,
in high school college. Yeah, he's involved in things that
are not friendly towards getting laid.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
That's for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
But maybe he wears his cards like on a chain
so all the ladies can see it, Like, yeah, look
at this ball.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
All the ladies at the Magic the gathering. It sounds
like he's making the most of his sad old life.
You know, he's at least got there doing stuff that
he likes, and he's you know, and that's the thing
when you're doing that sort of stuff and you gather
and not make a bike riding. Yeah, thanks, happy all
those cards. Naked bike Ride Sea Mashew's next.

Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
Okay, this is an actual There are very few of
these are the naked bike ride, so I made sure
to talk to at least ones.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Yeah right.

Speaker 7 (01:06:04):
Her name is Sierra. It's you know, it's their first
time out and she's naked up. When I talked to
her top list. Okay, but I because I think a
lot of girls will wear bottoms just because it's you know,
you don't want that stuff going on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
It's cleaner, it's cleaner regardless. Okay, So here's Sierra. What
number naked bike ride is this for you? It's my
first one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
I guess I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:06:27):
Stepping my feet. I haven't been a newdist before this,
but I'm open to it, like super open to it.
It's fun to just be naked. Yeah, it's just nice
and it's good for you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
How did you set up your bike differently at all?
Or did you for the naked bike rye. We've rented
bikes so there was no setup required. I just had
to go and get the bike. Did did you reveal
to the MDA hey, I'm gonna be naked on this thing?

Speaker 14 (01:06:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
I did not.

Speaker 8 (01:06:55):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Man, I smell your seat. Oh now she's one and done.

Speaker 15 (01:07:01):
Well.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
She also said, you know, it's I can see why
young women don't go to this thing because it's it's
all old dudes, and also you're naked in public. We
have a text here post Malone bought a black Lotus
Magic the other in code.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Something else but all right, let's see. Will she allow it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
I mean she sounds, uh, she sounds pretty fun, like
she's adventurous and you know whatever. I mean, you're not
asking that like sniffer actual butt, just the seat. Yeah,
so I'll say she'll allow it. I think she'll be hesitant,
but she'll be open. She's like, okay, what.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
She likes being naked. She's giving it a chance. It's
her first ride.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
I'm gonna I'm still I'm getting a no vibe, so
I'm gonna say no. Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:07:52):
I think she's gonna say yes because she's going to
try and prove how open she.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Is to everything. Okay, I'm a cool girl. All right,
Well let's find out naked by man. Smell your seat? Yeah,
if it was near me, yes, I'll say. You put
your bike away already, Yes we did. Yeah, I can
smell that seat. Yeah, I'll go for it. Seat. Does

(01:08:17):
it smell like ass? It's a little sweaty smelling, But
I think the sun really is helping a lot because
it's kind of burning off that. Yeah. Wait, where was
she sitting? So she was sitting on a like a
little railing.

Speaker 7 (01:08:29):
Having looked and there was a couple are bikes right
in front of her, so I assumed those were her bikes,
but apparently she put her up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
But she was for him to grant you permission, as
if he had to speak for her, she could grant
her own perm This guy Capan, was he with her?

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:08:43):
He okay, I asked, and that was a He was
the reason she was there. He introduced her to this,
although he of course did although she was very uh,
she was very firm that he was just a friend.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
And he's trying to get that friend naked. Yeah, yeah, totally. Hey,
we know what should do. Let's go to the naked
bike rye. He's trying to friends. He's trying to crack
out of the friend zone, you know, So I mean,
you know we should do. We should go down to
look as friends. We should go down his naked bikey
about environmentalism and stuff. Right, all right, So we're gonna
take a quick break. We'll come back. We got more
from the naked bike ride and can I smell your bike? Seat?

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
So far on two for two, I'm killing the game
this morning, and look the winner get for I got
one of their seat towels here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Oh I want to win all right, so that's going
up next to on the Woody Show. Hanging this, We're
going through some of the audio that Sea Bass collected
the Naked Bike ride. Talking to a couple different people already,

(01:09:45):
and we have our next person, and it always ends
the conversation always ends with can I smell your bike seat?
May I smell? May I smell? Yeah? I don't have
a loss of smell. Yeah, And who's next? This is Dava.

Speaker 7 (01:09:58):
And Dave had a whole setup on a gas scooter.
Was I had like a bunch of signs and does
that kind of defeat the purpose? Well, they have things
that are support scooter. They have support vehicles and those
support vehicles you know, have water and if someone gets
hurt or they need you know, supplies or eat a
bla blah, bright bikes breakdown, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
And Dave had this like box with CDs and he
was promoting promoting the band that he had. Oh the
band is, well, well, let's I'll have David tell us
about that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
The band is called Naked Lion nak Apostrophe d L
I O N. They started off as a ukulele kind
of parody band, so they did instead of money mone,
they did nudy nudy, or instead of under my thumb,
did it under my bum And they started from there
and eventually then I jumped in plane base and now

(01:10:46):
we've got a full album that has been released.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I see you on a scooter. Were you on a
bicycle or a scooter today? I took the scooter the
whole time. I'm just on the ride, being helpful, mass
mail your seat. Huh oh wow, all right, obviously naked.
You know my guts tell me no on this one.
Really serious support guy. He's like one of the Yes,

(01:11:09):
he's more like an official capacity.

Speaker 7 (01:11:12):
He's a volunteer technically, I know, but still even even
still like he's part of the that's what I'm a
green with you. I'm saying, yes, he's an official volunteer.

Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
Does he have like a special vests or anything. Yeah,
indicating that he's special wrist band. Yeah, Yeah, Okay, yeah,
I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no, Greg Gory,
I h I'm getting a yes vibe from him. I mean,
like his whole band's thing is making nude parody type songs.
I'm gonna say yes, Udy nudy nudy, nudy, Yes, Sammy, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Gonna say yes as well. I think it's his whole thing.
And he's a volunteer. What are they gonna do fire him?
All right, well, let's find out it's the naked bike
ride mass smell your seat. It's a weird question to
ask a lady. Everyone just oh, I mean, I don't
know if you would would want to. It's uh hot

(01:12:05):
as hell and you will one burn your face, may I?
Uh sure? Wow? Yeah, you're right, it just smells like heat.

Speaker 8 (01:12:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Oh yeah, no, no, like not.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
I mean, depending on what part of the ride, it's
gonna smell like grilled meat.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (01:12:21):
I mean you really have to like lead into it
to make it happen. Yeah, yeah, don't take them for
an answer.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:12:28):
He didn't want to try to talk. He was even
trying to talk. Yeah, but that was that was a
nice thing about it being so hot over the weekend.
Is hot everywhere? Right, It wasn't swampy and yeah, gross.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Naked bike ride? Who's next? Oh? Hold on, you guys
don't want to hear any of the songs the bangers
give me the give me the best one?

Speaker 7 (01:12:48):
All right, Unfortunately on their album they don't have any
of the parody songs. They have their originals. Well, here's okay,
let's find out. Here's there one. It's called she treats
you like a gay best friend.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Okay, you attractive too, like a gay friends.

Speaker 11 (01:13:09):
Shopping the shopping Jesus.

Speaker 13 (01:13:12):
Never, she stands all your money and then you take
your car.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Like a gay friends friends like that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
That's actually not terrible. If he did like music videos
to it and put on YouTube, I would see people
enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Okay, here the the advertisement that we're running on the
radio station for the podcast. It's called does this does
This Murder Make Me Look Gay? Oh? Yes, yeah, we
were in an advertisement that runs all the time. I
hear it all the time. Does a podcast called does
This Murder Make Me Look Gay?

Speaker 8 (01:13:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
How much is great pay for that podcast? Great names?
I don't know. He gets to go to Nobu yeah,
and like eat for free, So that's not cheap. All right?
Who were next year for the naked bike Ride? This
is Don? And guess what don knew? Who I was? Okay,
we've got fans in the Naked bike Ride. Alla, Don

(01:14:12):
Naked Bike Ride, So we're here with Don and Don.
You say you listen to the Woody Show.

Speaker 16 (01:14:16):
Sure do.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
I keep trying to get Greg in Menace to come out,
but then they want to do chicken when it comes
to the Naked Bike Ride.

Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
I think they they build it up as scarier and
then they're in their mind that it is in reality. Now,
how did you set up your bike today for the
Naked Bike Ride?

Speaker 14 (01:14:30):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Right now, Well, just my drying off towel and powerful one.
But he's probably pretty sweaty this year because it's just
hot riding. Mass smel your seat. Oh, he's gonna totally
say yes, oh yeah the show. Yeah, there's no way
going on here is yeah? Yeah, definitely, yes, Greg, yes, absolutely,

(01:14:51):
it's Sammy, Yes, definitely yes. All right, let's see Don
at the Naked Bike Ride. Mass smel your seat, go ahead,
it should be pretty clean, should be till how's it
going there? They'll be no poop smells. You actually get

(01:15:12):
shipping through. Yeah, I don't fake anything. I don't I'll
fake sniff. Yeah, it's it's been used obviously. I would
say like it reminds me of a good will. We'll
carry it all week long. Looks like so much dont
I'm joining up. And if you can fab by for
a skateboard or something. It's East scooter even I've seen
some yeah anything, alright, Wow, it's easy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
I like you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
I like you. I would love to see naked on
a skateboard. Well, there's your naked bike, ride your money. Yeah,
and here one more song on the way out. A Yeah,
it's called U from Naked Lions. This is a sad
song to help you score, don't. Yeah, you can't hear

(01:16:09):
about anything anymore without getting feeded. Wall right, it's so trending. Oh,
this is really good. Fla, it's so good. It's so good.
I'd rather hear commercials. A menace will eat something gross.

(01:16:31):
He'll be hungry in an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
He'll be right back while we're having some computer no
never to live a wood Show. And we are into
another new hour insensitivity training frame, politically correct world. We
are the Woody Show. Yeah, Woodie, that's great, gory, good morning,

(01:16:58):
we got menace, what's up, We've got sea bats, we
got Sammy. The phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eight seven coming up
for you this hour? What do you show Family Feud?
And I sat down with my aunt Chrissy, who is
one of the funniest people I know. And I don't
even think she realizes that she's funny. I think she
just realizes or she just thinks that, you know, she's

(01:17:21):
being here, she is being herself. But I find her
so damn entertaining because she's always drunk, she's always high,
and she lives in life that really a few people
get to know joy. I mean even Sea bats is
fascinated with it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Yeah, you know, this is typically like one of the
people that he would go out there trying to find. Yeah,
and we have her right here, and she's in my
own family. And it took me so long. It took
me years, years and years to realize. Man, we got
to put her on the radio. Yes, I got to
share her with everybody else. But what do you show
Family Feud? This is where instead of asking a hundred
people like to do for the game show a survey question,

(01:17:54):
We've just asked one person in this case is my
aunt Chrissy. And then I'm going to have questions for
different people. You try to yes and what she's gonna say,
you guys want to do like a practice one. Okay,
So here's one of the questions that I asked, Uh,
Aunt Chrissy, and you guys can kind of like do
this together and try to figure out what she went with. Okay,

(01:18:15):
all right, all right, here's the question. I'll go with something.
You name a plant people might grow themselves. Okay, it's
not marijuana, non marijuana. Okay, I'll tell you this.

Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
Yes, I when I was at Aunt Chrissy's house, the
whole side of her house gets what she was growing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Not marijuana. Tomatoes. That's a pretty common thing that people
will plant. She was growing a ton of tomatoes with
strawberries in my backyard as a child. I'm thinking pot
or tomatoes or tomatoes weed. But she's gonna want to
say answers, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she would say, yeah, Okay, I think
she'll say tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
But do you think we can let's go tomatoes. Let's
get crazy. Who's making who's making the final choice? Menace?
It's a practice round.

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
Okay, tomatoes, tomatoes, some inside information answer.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
The unfair value answer. I think it's good. Uh, name
a plant that people might grow themselves.

Speaker 13 (01:19:26):
Marijuana, I said to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Do we know, man, do we know if she's ever
tried to grow her own or she just always just
got a source allegedly. No, you've never tried to grow marijuana.

Speaker 13 (01:19:42):
I don't have to. It gets delivered.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Now you do have a guard, Like, what do you
plant in your garden?

Speaker 16 (01:19:46):
Green veins, banana peppers? And Tim just got the Carolina
Reaper for something reason.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I don't know. Morgan who works on our show, and
she's tried to get in the gardening, but she sucks
at it. What's the secret to having a good garden?
Have somebody else water it for you that I have
no idea why. That's funny? But she cracks herself up.
She laughs like end of sentence again, super drunken high

(01:20:17):
all the time. Yeah, she's home all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:20:19):
Yeah, she's living in the life of like a millionaire's housewife.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
To be honest, if a fifteen year old boy was
a billionaire. Yeah, oh yeah, I do nothing weed And
we got more of that. What do you show family
feud with? And Chrissy next on The Woody Show, hang On,
Back in a Bit, Back in a bit, Back in
a bit, Show, Back Back in a Bit, money, money, money, money, money,
money money, Woody Show wanting back everybody. It is the

(01:20:48):
Woody Show, and we got a round a wood Is
Show family feud Rare. And So I've been spending the
last week or so in the great city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,
where my family is from, and it's nice seeing family.
And one of those family members that I spent some
time with is my aunt Chrissy. Yes, yes, oh my god,

(01:21:09):
that's Chrissy doing. She's doing great, in fact medicine. I
stopped over there one one day last week and as
soon as we walked in, she handed Menace a ball.
Yeah no, no, no, and she was, you know, drinking
her keystone lights and everything. We had a very nice time.
Then Menace was out a couple days later and saw something.

(01:21:30):
Of course, Menace hit up the mall yeah, and picked
her up a Pittsburgh Steelers birdhouse. It was so eye catching.
I was like, I have to grab this, Frank, Yes,
she loved it. I sent Menace the video for unboxing
it on our social I didn't know she was a
big bird house person. Neither did I, but I think
it was just in the thought that, you know, anybody

(01:21:52):
even thought of her to begin with, I thought, oh, yeah,
I think she really liked that dude.

Speaker 6 (01:21:56):
Shout out to Rally house man. They have so many
coolness for you know, if you're a fan of anything,
they have everything. I'm telling you, like toothbrushes, yea, everything.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
So for what a show of family feud, we have
Aunt Chrissy, who you're going to be trying to guess
what she said with these answers, kind of like the
actual family feud game. But instead of talking to one
hundred people for the survey questions, we asked one that
one person is my Aunt Chrissy. And so before we
get into the questions, when we sat down by the

(01:22:33):
way to record this, it was one o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah,
because she had already. Yes, she still get up clean
houses and then she does what she does, but she
does she's not working every day cleaning houses. So this
is like her weekend. Yeah, I don't think she actually,
I don't think she had worked that particular day. In

(01:22:53):
the morning, she does get exercise because she doesn't drive,
so she walks to all the places that she has
her drivers. Yeah. So anyway, again, it was like one
o'clock in the afternoon. I asked her how many beers
deep she was and how much weed she had already
smoked again one o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 13 (01:23:08):
Six beers and seven hits.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
All right, now, do you have a preference like sativa indica.

Speaker 13 (01:23:15):
Fits in the bowl? Okay, now it's a normal day.
That's just what I'll do.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
I'll tell you, like, dude, and just you know, I'm
very well aware, and you know I have a good
gauge on on it. Chrissy, I think she was definitely
one of the more I think she was more high
and a combination of high and drunk than I'd seen
her at least for quite a while. Yeah, she was
feeling good. She was in a very happy mood, and

(01:23:44):
then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, she hit
like these really mellow patches you know. Yeah, I gotta
say that.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
Uh, you know, just for test purposes, I tried some
of her marijuana and it was quite strong.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, just a random weekday afternoon. Six
beers to be a family that doesn't know the word intervention.
Keep like you know, my christy man, she's a trip.
I love her. I'm always a fan of like a
good character. But man, she she's got a mouth on her.

(01:24:18):
She's always barefoot and brawlis and she definitely speaks her
mind and everything. Man, So I just I just love
hanging around her. All right, So Wood, you show family
feud and let's see. Let's go with uh, well, we'll
start with Greg Gory. First question, name something that people
do when they're bored.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
My gut reaction says drink beer, like drink yeah, eats.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
It right.

Speaker 12 (01:24:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
So now if we say drink or weed, that's two
different things. I think her o g love would be beer.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Beer.

Speaker 9 (01:24:59):
But if she just does that regular release, she wouldn't
even think she's bored.

Speaker 6 (01:25:02):
It's just oh yeah, that's just like medicine. They say
nothing is boring with a case of beer. Yes, true, yeah,
key styles. Oh she did get Netflix just recently.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
She she loves it. She might be thinking like totally
outside of beer. I think we're overthinking. Yeah you know what,
I'm gonna stick with beer or drinking drinking? Yeah answer,
good answer? All right, all right, So question number one,
what does your family view with Aunt Chrissy? Name something
people do when they're bored.

Speaker 16 (01:25:38):
Oh, my.

Speaker 13 (01:25:40):
Masturbate.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
I can't do masking this question. Is that something that
you do on a regular basis or does my uncle
Tim really give it to you? Good?

Speaker 13 (01:25:47):
No, No, that's for other people. I snuck and drink.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
All right. Wow, I don't even get the response. No,
that's for meaning the other people. What do people do
when their boy get my business taken care of?

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
I did go down to their basement and there was
a lot of photos of women in san scantily clad.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Oh that's my uncle Tim in the basement. The bathroom
in the basement. He's got like a like a half
naked lady girl calendar. No, not multiple, not just one.
I always got more. I didn't see usually it's just one.
Sounds like it does. It was awesome. Now a bird feeder,
but not just any person, a Steelers one, a Steelers

(01:26:42):
bird feeder. Mass. I figured I would go with you
here on this next question. What do you show family feud?
Name a reason someone might ride their bike to work? Well,
the correct answer is do you y? I mean that's
we've talked about before.

Speaker 7 (01:27:01):
Any adult males, especially over the age of a certain
thirty or forty, you see the cruising on a bike,
that's because they got a lot of deves in their past,
and then they usually have to know good as well.

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
Yeah right, the car broke down, yeah right, don't have it,
but aunt Chrissy to be relatable to her.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
It's just because she doesn't have a license, doesn't drink. Yeah,
oh god, that's a really good answer, actually, Menace. Yeah,
just I don't get all but you don't have a license.
Don't have a license, I think, and Chrissy doesn't have
a to UI because she's never had a license.

Speaker 14 (01:27:31):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
I think that's actually the right answer, because Menace, you
just spent time with Chrissy because you don't.

Speaker 6 (01:27:37):
We talked about it. I go at Chrissy, have you
ever driven a car? And she said that she did
what she was eight.

Speaker 14 (01:27:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
She also said she did get her permit, she just
never got her license. Yeah, but it was like a
written thing, all perfect. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go with Menace on this one. This is
why it's the family. And I would say, yeah, just
don't don't go license license A good answer, good answer.

(01:28:05):
The stupid bell with him? All right, Well, name a
reason someone might ride their bike to work.

Speaker 13 (01:28:12):
Because the girlfriend stole the car.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
You ever know anybody that's happened to Well, not the car,
but my brother in law.

Speaker 13 (01:28:20):
His girlfriend took all his shoes because he couldn't go
to work.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Yeah, so I'm gonna do.

Speaker 13 (01:28:30):
She'sissed at him because you won't give her money.

Speaker 16 (01:28:33):
So she took all his shoes so he can't go
to work next day, so that would neither person has money.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Then, yes, this is my uncle. Yeah, what do you
call them? Uncle dumas, uncle domas?

Speaker 13 (01:28:49):
Don't care for him and that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
O why did we not cast logic? So she was
mad at her boyfriend because she asked him for money.
She asked my uncle, and I think I know which
one it is? For money he said, he said no.
I was like, oh, well, then I guess none of
us are going to have money. So she took his
shoes so he couldn't go to work to get money.
He's a guy who keeps getting paid under the table cash,

(01:29:16):
so if he doesn't go to work, he's not getting seen. Again,
this is you cannot write this stuff. I'm saying, Wow, yeah,
no point on that allright. By the way, I figure like,
since it is Chrissy, I have a six pack of questions.
I have six wait, six total questions. We get one, right,
we get a dinner party at Greg's house. Yeah, I

(01:29:37):
will buy you guys breakfast. Yeah, all right, that's better.
Let's see question number three. Uh, let's go with menace
on this one. All right, menace? What's a common fear
many people have? For Christy? What's the fear in that?
She seems kind of fearless? Though?

Speaker 7 (01:29:57):
Does she watch I gotta ask her? She she like
Yellow Standing right, Yeah? Yeah, yeah, like she liked those
murder shows like all the women love the Yeah, she
does love murder.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
We were talking a lot about dead bodies while we're
hanging out. She's not afraid of it. Yeah. By the way,
my uncle, uh manages an apartment building and he just
found another dead body the other day. It happens from
time to time, and he day is a building. Yeah,
because you have to go do like wellness checks and stuff.
He said, he's found like sixteen kids. Yeah, And then
I asked him because then he has to, you know,
call the police. And I asked him, aren't you afraid

(01:30:29):
that you have like sixteen bodies attached to your name?
He's like, nah, don't think about it. Well, what sort
of place does he manage like it's a it's a
regular like a seven buildings and seven story apartment building.
He's been there for years, so that's sixteen people over,
I don't know thirty hear about that with like hotel maids? Yeah,
what is inn Christy afraid? I don't think she's going

(01:30:51):
to say what she's afraid of? What yeh say? Yeahrisly
bears one bugs?

Speaker 15 (01:31:00):
Uh th.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
Ex wives? Oh yeah, something like that.

Speaker 10 (01:31:07):
If it's Chrissy talking about herself, it would be running
out of beer, so something being sober.

Speaker 6 (01:31:14):
Yeah, I'm saying ex wives. I think she's going to
go back to relationships. Right, all right, all right, all right,
all right, sorry, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
Answer. I don't know, it's all over. What do you
show family feud? What is a common fear that many
people have? Spiders like Halloween? What's your biggest feared worms?
What about worms is so scary?

Speaker 16 (01:31:37):
Maybe because they were thrown on me when I was
a kid or something. I don't know, but when I
see a worm, I was like it. And maggots, rats, rats, hamsters,
guinea pigs and those little.

Speaker 13 (01:31:52):
Little critters with the beaties.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Are they creepy out?

Speaker 8 (01:31:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:31:57):
I have to look away if there was there was
one crawling up somebody's on the other day when we
were watching a movie, I look away, nasty.

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
Oh wow, there was some beautiful rabbits hanging out in
her backyard while we were hanging out there.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
She wasn't afraid of those. It was so far no points,
no points. She's pretty bad about that piece of oven,
by the way, it's been sitting there for five years. Yeah,
it's a six pack of questions for Aunt Chrissy here
in the family Feud. We got three more questions that
we're gonna get to right after the break. Here on
the Woody Show, Hang on.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
The diary.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
I guess it's a Woody show. What the is the
introduction to this pile of dog? It's the Woody Show,
all right, welcome back. Hey, Yeah, it's the Woody Show.
We're doing a round of WHATODI show? Family Feud. It's
my Aunt Chrissy. Yeah, and uh, we're doing the questions
she's giving us the answers, and everybody here in the

(01:32:51):
room is trying to get into the mind of ant Christy.
Is what she would say to these different things. It's
not always about like you know, for her like what
her biggest fear was. She said the most common fear
that people would have would be spiders, you know, but
like for her, she really doesn't like rats and worms related.
I've never heard anybody say they're afraid of worms. No,
but she said that she had childhood trauma. From me,

(01:33:12):
it looked like little snakes, I guess, well, no, she
said that people throw worms as a child. It's like
the butterflies, though, like, what's to be afraid of? Yeah? Greg,
they're gross and creepy nature. All right, So no points,
even though I did tell everybody that I would just
go ahead and buy breakfast anyway, even if they don't
get a point, because you're welcome. Yeah, all right, So

(01:33:37):
what do you show family feud? It's a six pack
of questions. We're already three and question number four, and
let's see who hasn't gone Sammy, Sammy, your question, what
might a married man rather admit to his buddy than
to his wife? Good question. A lot of things. Probably

(01:33:57):
that he cheated. No, that's good money. Yet you like cheaters?
Oh yeah, you know that, but you're not admitting that, right.
This is not what would Sammy like to hear as
a wife.

Speaker 9 (01:34:12):
I don't know what else you would tell your buddy
instead of your wife other than cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
That sounds too easy, it does Chris's mind. I know, yeh,
Sexuary that he's a homosexual. Yeah, it could be that
you're dame.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
That could be it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Yeah, I'm going with cheating. Okay, answer, good answer. All right,
Well let's find out what might have married man rather
admit to his buddy than to his wife.

Speaker 13 (01:34:48):
Oh wow, that he's gay.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Yeah, you had it.

Speaker 13 (01:34:58):
I think so, because they're the ones.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
That he's on us in. What would you say if
Uncle Tim came in and told you he was gay?

Speaker 16 (01:35:15):
I'd be happy, so I wouldn't have to do it anymore,
just saying, then I do it much anyway.

Speaker 13 (01:35:27):
He still takes care of me, and I don't even
give it up.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Cross.

Speaker 13 (01:35:35):
He loves me.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
He does love you.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
Oh my god god? All right, well yeah, yeah, I
was in there. You guys had in the mix. Yeah,
he didn't quite darry at home, but we learned that
Aunt Chrissy gets taken care of and it doesn't have
to do much. Yeah, Chris, all right, next question, I
told you, dude, she came across at least as being

(01:36:01):
way more drunk and high than I've seen her in
a watch. She definitely, you know what, being high in
drunks sounds like a lot of fun. Yeah, that's her life.
She's still in her laugh. She says that she goes,
I'm not stupid, I'm just simple. That's what she says
all the time. Dude, what I was tranging out with her?
I was having the best time ever? Yeah? Not all right?
Question number five, Bort, Yeah we go, bort. What's something

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that a stranger on the street might ask you for?
What's something a stranger on the street might ask you for?
All right? What's the time thinking of Chrissy?

Speaker 10 (01:36:40):
Somebody comes up to her asking for a cigarette? I
was gonna say that cigarettes cigarette, trying to bum one
of these? Are my cigarettes? Why you always asking me
for this? I'm going cigarette? Does she smell regular cigarettes?

Speaker 8 (01:36:57):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (01:36:57):
Is she?

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
Well? Because you quit for like a year?

Speaker 14 (01:37:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
Two years? Two years? Two years? Oh, Chrissy. What's something
a stranger on the street might ask you for?

Speaker 13 (01:37:11):
A cigarette?

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
Yeah? You drink beer but used to smoke cigarettes a lot, yes,
but not a pack of day? Like how much he's
smoking now?

Speaker 13 (01:37:20):
Six to eight?

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Do you have any healthy habits.

Speaker 13 (01:37:25):
No, oh, I walk.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Like to the back porch to smoke more weed and
smoke cigarettes and drink beer.

Speaker 13 (01:37:34):
Walk around the town, up the streets.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
That's the only thing healthy for me.

Speaker 8 (01:37:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
Yeah, you hear that. She was laughing so hard she coughed. Yeah. Yeah,
listen to this. Listen. She's she's just a little lady.
She's doesn't she's anything. Does she eat health? What does
she she walks it off? What it is?

Speaker 6 (01:38:08):
I don't know, bat yeah, yeah for the beer. She
was telling me that she walks so much that some
lady was asking her why she walks so much? And
she's a nine year damn business.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
So much? When she walks on the street, does she
wears shoes? Yes, okay, she's wearing the shoes when she walks.
She's usually walking to work, like where she has to
go clean. There's like these airbnbs that she cleans on
the regular, and so she walks there. I wouldn't put
it past her to walk to those parafoids though, Yeah,

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I mean I don't think. I don't think to, you know,
go do that job. I think if he's just walking, yeah, simple,
who's taller, Sammy or Chrissy? Yeah, maybe that's right. Yeah, yeah,
I do.

Speaker 14 (01:39:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
In the six pack of questions, one more question, your
Questionnber six, we go back to Greg Gory for this one.
Name something people might only do once a week? Is
something people might do only once? Change their brawl something
people might do only once?

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
Laune shower, shower. Do you think she's discussing for other people?

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
That's true? Uh? Oh yeah, maybe have sex. Doesn't sound
like she even does that. Check once a week, once
a week, laundry, laundry. Okay, yeah, that's a good one.
I'm kind of thinking laundry, laundry. That's a good one. Okay,

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I'm sticking with it. La laundry. Answers laundry. Although she
might say sex, but laundry. Yeahlaundry is your final answer. Yes,
all right. Name something people might only do once a week?

(01:40:12):
Master bates, what are you doing? This is the second
time you said master babies is washed your car? But
I don't have the car.

Speaker 13 (01:40:23):
Why would I say that?

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
So what you're saying is a once a week?

Speaker 13 (01:40:29):
Yeah, what would normal people do once a week?

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
I don't know. Laundry that's every day when I feel
like it, go grocery shopping.

Speaker 13 (01:40:43):
I don't do that tempt us that I don't behave Well.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Okay, behalf of my uncle Tim. Let me ask you
a question. What do you do?

Speaker 13 (01:40:52):
I'm a lot of nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
What do you do for him?

Speaker 13 (01:40:56):
I'm here.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
On the scale of one to ten on the happiest
and luckiest husband on earth, ten being the best. Where
do you think Tim falls?

Speaker 13 (01:41:09):
How lucky is ten?

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:41:11):
Oh well, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
About a four? I try, like, what, give me an
example of the last? Would you do? Nice?

Speaker 13 (01:41:23):
That he didn't like to have his mother feet or
back and like that shave his back?

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
I do silly bank except the bang bang? Yeah, well
there you go. All right.

Speaker 6 (01:41:37):
That was an interesting thing that she We kind of
just went over that. She says she wasn't allowed in
the stores. And when I was talking to her, when
I went to, yeah, why would you not be? I
was talking about the beer distributor aka the beer store
where it's nothing but beer, and she's there.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
She's like, oh, yeah, I always go with.

Speaker 6 (01:41:52):
Tim, but I don't go inside because I'm not allowed inside.
She probably mouthed off or four times like you can't
bring her back in here? Yeah, So she sits in
the car at all these spots. You know, it's like
walking distance from her house. There's a like a it's
like a walk in beer and wine place. And she
probably had a few interactions.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
A third was Master. Yeah, I guys want a bonus question.
We have a couple of minutes. All right, bonus question. Uh,
let's see who wants to take this one a group. Yeah,
somebody's gonna have to make somebody's got to make the
final decision. Okay, all next question here, name or reason

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a person might wake up at two o'clock in the morning.
This one hits close to home for us. A reason
a person might wake up in the morning. Okay, we're
all going to say that Master bates on the table
te beside that she's not go to the bathroom. Yeah,

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that's what she's gonna say.

Speaker 6 (01:43:02):
Maybe a raccoon, Yeah, that's not an animal for noise bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
I would argue a raccoon's a title burglar. Yeah, beer
falling asleep Yet I'm saying animal animal, all right? Would
I say animal in general? Animal animal invader squirrel? Yeah,
I mean she does have those rabbits in her backyard.
I think pink bathroom as well. She might have a

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couple of rabbits in the drawer somewhere to all right, man,
you get the final day. I vote, pee pee, I
vote the safe answer for a normal person.

Speaker 9 (01:43:44):
Yeah right, And she keeps trying to give normal answers. Yeah,
like not specific to her, like what she's thinking.

Speaker 11 (01:43:52):
Of what someone else might do.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
I guess Okay, you guys talked me into it. I mean,
my feeling says animal. But let's go pee. Let's go pee,
let's go pe, you know, as a family, Let's go pee. Yeah,
I have to go. Actually, what you show a family
for you? It's my aunt Chrissy. Question. Name a reason
a person might wake up at two o'clock in the
morning to p Yeah, you guys got it. How often

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do you have to get up? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:44:19):
I like at three and five because I drink a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
And your uncle Tim are sleeping in different rooms now right, Oh.

Speaker 13 (01:44:26):
Yeah, except for the weekends. But he's still like it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
But how's it working out overall so far? Oh yeah, our.

Speaker 13 (01:44:32):
Sleep is so much better. So we're nicer to each.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Other, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
Yeah, next time we talked to her, I need to
what is it about sex she doesn't like? Because I
imagine doesn't do too much. That's a good question. And
what does your uncle timmy his back to shape?

Speaker 8 (01:44:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Is he lifeguarding anybody? Any other questions for uh? And Chrissy,
those are my two. What it's about sex she don't
enjoy so much? And why does Tim need his back shaped? Yeah?
And just she pleasure herself if she's not getting it
in real life? Well, she said that, she said Tim
takes care of that for her. Oh that's right. Yeah.
And how many what's the most amount of beers you
ever drank in one day? She remember, I'll ask her.

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I'll starting fifteen. Yeah, I'll uh before I leave town.
I'll make sure that I asked her.

Speaker 6 (01:45:22):
When I was there, she was talking about a big
family reunion that she was preparing for it, and I
want to recap of that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
Oh, they're guaranteed fight with her being there. Yeah. Yeah,
Well there you go, ladies and gentlemen. Is the what
do you show family feud? With the ants stuff? I
will get to get a quick break more what he
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