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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's due to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener, this question is it fly the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
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Speaker 5 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody morning. Well today is Thursday. It
is December the fourth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome, We
are the Woody Show. I am Woodie. That is Greg Gory.
We have got menace right, there's not high Gina grad Yeah. Hello,
good morning to you. Sea Bass is here. Oh yeah,

(01:04):
we've dubbed your position there in the studio the bald spot.
Like so when Morgan walked in before, we're like, oh, hey,
you just used that over there. You just used the
bald spot. I got disagree with like that position. That position,
it's area. It's like the on deck circle is where
you warm up.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Before you helping my attempts to get my position sponsored
on this show. I noticed that I got a Bucky's
jersey but on nice to be the Sea Bass corner
sponsored by BUCkies. Yeah it could be God forbid. We
had some salespeople around here. Yeah, God forbid. Uh, there
is Samy Good.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
Morning, sat Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
We got Morgan. She's our social producer, Von our video producer.
I see dumb ass Tyler. He is here. He has
not brought any more treats from his mom. We didn't
burn through those two uh those two loaves of banana bread. Yeah,
those are pretty good. U. Then we got see Bort
is here, and we got Menji what a show production department?
Phones are up in eight seven seven forty. Hit us

(01:58):
up with the text over to town eight seven question
for you, what song do you want deleted from history?
What song do you want deleted from history? So you
can start texting over to two two nine eighty seven.
We'll call in and you can do all that kind
of stuff later as we get into that. Also the

(02:19):
trending news headlines this week in audio. See you Ba's
gonna have that for us. Menace has the world of entertainment. Yes,
we'll do the birthday is the porn of birthday on
the way here on the Woody Show. Later on this
hour wood He Show, Food news, food news, Yeah we
got that. And then a big weekend ahead for medicine eyes.
We were going to Dubai. Yeah, so much relaxed. Yeah yeah, Menace.

(02:44):
So there's the winner, the Woody Show listener who won
a trip to go with us, Was it Richard? I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so he's he's going with us, and so he will
leave the airport with men. So I'm not leaving the
airport as you know.

Speaker 8 (03:02):
Now.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I looked into a couple of things menace, because I
was curious. Number one, are we going to get the
side eye from any of the officials there when we're
arriving with no luggage all the way from America? Single yeah,
and then turning around flying right back.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Question.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
The answer. The answer is no, because they say, actually,
like little day trips are very common, maybe not from
the United States, but like people pop in for business
and they pop right back out or they do so
anyway there they're not really scrutinizing all.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
That, even if they see your passport that you're not
coming from a country closing.

Speaker 9 (03:37):
There's tons of YouTube videos of people like, oh, I'm
only in Dubai for like ten hours and this is
what I did.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, And it's also it's also not really known apparently
for it's it's overall like a pretty safe place. Yeah, right,
so like there's in public I'm saying, there's not a
lot of that kind of nonsense, and I don't think
the people who are doing that stuff are flying in
commercial right right, they're probably they're probably doing like some
other kind of a transport in the country anyway. So
that that's one thing, because I was like curious how

(04:03):
how that worked. Then the other part because I know
menace is leaving the airport to go look at a
few things. He's got about like six hours to kill
yeah before that's the other thing. Make sure you give
yourself plenty of time to come back to get through
security and make the flight. But the other thing is
because now there are so many more airlines airports all

(04:23):
over the world that are limiting or restricting, they can't
bring them at all. Those battery packs oh.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
Yeah, yeah them or put them aside.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, so your power banks that you use for your phone,
your electronics, and I looked up the Emirates policy. So
we're going on Emirates airlines. You could bring one one
power bank and that's it. Yeah, one power bank and
it has to be one hundred wats or less.

Speaker 9 (04:46):
All right, charge Because like people are buying all these
super cheap ones off like you know, uh TikTok shopping
and stuff like that, and then they're catching on fire
and its rooting it for everybody.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, I mean the lift am I on batteries or
you know, I mean they're they're fine, but like man,
when those things catch fire and you don't want to
do it in these.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
Days, these days, they say have it out, we want
to see it.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
So that's the other thing. It cannot be in your
check bag. Yeah, it can only be in your carry
on bag, and it has to be either under the
seat in front of you or in the pocket of
the seat in front of you. And you cannot use
it to charge anything during the flight.

Speaker 9 (05:25):
Yeah, it sucks that were going on a really crappy
airline and they probably won't have anything.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
But in general, but judge that that's the policy. That's
the policy for Emirates.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
That's a new one. I've never heard that.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
But they're also doing that on other airlines and even
on domestic flights. Are they're making it so it's like, yeah,
you cannot use the like you can if you have one,
you're traveling with one, you can bring one with you.
They'll take the other one, they'll confiscate the other one.
You're not getting back.

Speaker 9 (05:52):
I know, no one listens to the announcements, but they've
been seeing.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
That for a while and then uh, and then the
other thing is too even if you do have it
on board, you can't you can't use it to charge
anything on the plane. Well, a lot of times now
it's like you're right. I mean a lot of the
planes now they have some type of except for USB,
except for Spirit. That's why bring it on Spirit. Yeah,
so I just want to make sure because you are

(06:16):
leaving fine, you usually have like a ton of batteries.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
I think through I heard through the grapevine is that
our winner has like rented a vehicle.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
What do you mean he rented a vehicle. I heard I've.

Speaker 9 (06:29):
Already rent like a limo or something like that. And
then I heard the destination is not the first destination
that I planned. So I'm like, dude, this is not
how it works man. Owneah, he doesn't do what you do. No,
he doesn't. But I don't know if he was trying
to just do that to be nice, which is very nice,
but like I have a system where we can maximize
our time, and that's already throwing throwing things out of you.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Come up in the system. So what's the what's the
first place you're going to go.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
I'll definitely go to the mall first, and then right
next to the mall is the bird Khalifah and I
already have a ticket for me and the listener to
do a tour. I purchased because I'm nice as well,
and uh, and then some other things after that.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
So how much total time do you think you're gonna
need to do the stuff that you want to do.

Speaker 9 (07:17):
I made no, no, no, I made it after the tour.
I made the time flexible depending on you know where
we're at, how much.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Time you had left. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
The only thing that kinda the only thing that kind
of sucks is like the last most like biggest f
one race and pretty much like history is happening an
hour away, but just not during the.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Time that we're I want to set that one out.
I'll watch it on the plane. Yeah, but looking forward
to it. It's it's gonna be if nothing else, it'll
be an experience story. Say, hey man, in one weekend,
we flew sixteen hours to Dubai and made it back
by Sunday at three pm. Whatever it is when someone says,
why you go, Yeah, I just want to see the

(08:01):
plane look it. I just just just want to see
the plane. You're good. What do you call it? Doggy bags,
doggy back, caveat They probably want to let us bring
that back through security, like when they won't let you,
but you might be able to sneak it. That's exactly
what I'm called. What's your back in this country? I

(08:24):
did see there was a video on Instagram this guy
and he's like Scottish and he's in the back. He
looks like somebody. I don't know why, anybody with a
Scottish accent. I always think looks like a UFC fighter really,
because the way he took britt you know, the way
they took men. Yeah, this guy Scottish and so like,

(08:44):
it's just the way. I think. It's the cadence of
how they're saying and like the accident. He's got the beard,
you know whatever. I'm like, man, this guy could probably fight.
This cab driver was taking him to I think, either
to or from the airport, and then halfway through I
guess this is a big scam goes on in some
of these countries. They get halfway, they pull over the
side of the highway. They go, it's gonna be another

(09:05):
two hundred dollars. Yeah, and then you either pay him
the two hundred bucks or they just leave you on
the side of the highway in the middle of Egypt. Yeah.
And this guy's like, Yo, I'm look getting al call bro, Okay,
al call bro. Yeah, I'm looking. He's like int of
the guys on the phone with his boss, like whoever's
running the scamm to do it, and he's like tell
this guy. He's like he's He's like, dude, I'm not

(09:26):
doing it. Yeah, I'm looking. I'll be running. You can
come here. I'm looking out good. It's pretty funny. When
you said this guy's getting the cars. The first thing
I thought is I just saw that stupid video. Well,
he'll be on his own then, yeah, eight seven, seven
forty four. He text us over to two two nine
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Speaker 5 (10:27):
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Speaker 3 (10:31):
All right, welcome back everybody. But yeah, it's Thursday, System
of the fourth Today greg Is Cabernet Fronc Day. Oh
I just I don't think I ever heard of it
as why I brought. It's a red and it's slightly
on the light side, but it's Delis and it's what
we all have, Global Fat Bike Day and National Sock Day.
If you're if you're low, we got your uh, you

(10:54):
got your birthdays and your porno birthday coming up here
in just a moment. First, Met's gonna gives a couple
stories out of the world of entertainment.

Speaker 9 (10:59):
Yeah, I thought we would highlight this because this is
pretty awesome. Our good friend Bert Kreischer has announced a
music festival that's going to be happening during the Daytona
five hundred called the Full Throttle Festival. The day beforehand, Yeah,
the day beforehand is Daytona Weekend. It's going to be
on Saturday, February fourteenth, with performances by Diplow, Ernest and

(11:21):
Leonard Skinner.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Trying a girlfriend into a Valentine's.

Speaker 9 (11:24):
Day Yeah, oh, I'm racing cars.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
And I think this is the same company that puts
on the gronk parties and the shack parties menace. Yeah,
and they do a good job. We'll say this. The
Shack party I went to another gronk party I went
to Miami. Was the best party I've ever been.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
To my life. So good, so good. So most people
that have been together for a long time, they don't
care about Valentine's Now Valentine's Days for new.

Speaker 9 (11:45):
Company, amateur And if you're into the Daytona five hundred,
that is your Valentine's Day. Also, they plant and promise
a lot of drinking, believe it or not, no way,
and barbecue. So tickets go on sale tomorrow Full Full
Throttle Festival dot com.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I thought about like Bert, He's got a big thing
with all this, like the the image of the whole
party animal drinking thing. Yeah, but that's something that even
if he ever got sick of drinking and he decided
he was done with it. He's stuck.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
Oh yeah, that's just him.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
He can never right, yeah, exactly, well, he said.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
I was just listening to one of his podcasts that
he said it's hard for him to even drink right
now because he has gone on and then Manjaro and
it doesn't the alcohol doesn't taste.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
Good really, and that's part of the side effects.

Speaker 9 (12:36):
He said that he's never actually performed on stage drunk.
Everyone always thinks he is. He brings out like a beer,
but he's never been hammered on stage. But the words
he is that's why.

Speaker 7 (12:48):
That's like another marketing tool for manjar and those kind
of drugs, is like, get you off of alcohol, gets
you off smoking whatever.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, it's weak, and be finished and be skinny, all right. Also, Greg,
you get to be skinny, but you can't have you
can't have any more drinks. I would rather be fat, yes, like.

Speaker 9 (13:07):
You actually fat fat fat, to be fat fat, old
school fat going, but you can't have any more.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Drinks because you don't want it.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Well, forget that for a second. This is hypothetical. You
got to be fat fat like me, dumbass Tyler are
kind of fat.

Speaker 10 (13:21):
Yeah, I'm taking the drinking really shocking.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I think he says that now. I think when he
really when push came to shove, I think he would
take the skinny.

Speaker 10 (13:30):
I can't imagine going a night without some wine.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Friends of Bill.

Speaker 9 (13:39):
Yeah, the only problem is he's not drinking now.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
All right. So on HBO they have released I.

Speaker 9 (13:45):
Never watched one second of this TV show, and I
hear so many good things I should binge it. But
mad Men they released four K versions of the episodes,
and there's a lot of bloopers in there or goofs
like mistakes that they missed, And one of them has
to do with because the four K it shoots a
little bit wider than normal.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Normal, So somebody that was out of the shot supposed
to be there and all of a sudden, remember it
wasn't was a Game of Thrones. Yeah, but that was
in the middle. Yess, that's true.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
Yeah, this thing they had one where somebody was supposed
to be vomiting and now you can see somebody off
to the side, like uh, handling the vomiting machine.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
It was like a vomited pumpt Yeah. Yeah, there's like
a pump because.

Speaker 9 (14:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's a lookout for those episodes, see if
they cleaned them up or not.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
But that's a show I've only watched like a couple episodes.
We need to go back and watch it. But I
think I think I would like.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
It amazing zero.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah. See, I like it that there's these shows that
everybody loves that are still out there in their entirety,
sitting out there. They can like Break Glass in case
of boredom, you know what I mean. I wish I
still had Breaking Bad to watch because I wish I
could wish I free eight.

Speaker 10 (15:00):
After three watches, you can still do it.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, but is it still as exciting because it's the
best show ever made. I haven't watched that. I have
watched Dexter that man. You gotta watch break Gotta watch
Breaking Bad Man. All right. Time for your birthdays and
port of birthday, go show this shday. We're gonna shiverday.
We're gonna sit beta this Shiday. And you know we

(15:23):
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jay Z who is fifty six years old. Today we
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is seventy six. Jelly Roll is celebrating his forty first
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(15:47):
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(16:11):
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what's happening around the world of entertainment. You're on the
Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
This is.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
All right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's Thursday. It is
the Woody Show. It is time for what do you
show food?

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Let me get a DLP.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yet you know that that was a big bag and
the what do you showed taste tried to go along.
Now we did talk about these, Yeah, eminem honey roasted peanut.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
Yeah, that sounds good.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Flavor flavor just dipped into the honey roasted peanut ones
break Yeah, and I'm gonna I'm interested to get your.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
Want to like them, because I will get addicted.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
Masters my mouth.

Speaker 11 (17:46):
Look, I haven't seen it. It's not excited at all.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
My face predict for greg No, uh no addiction. Yeah,
I agree. It tastes like a regular regular Eminemy.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
Roe chocolate are competing delicious.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I don't I don't get I can't. I don't get
any of the honey nut, the honey roasted flavors. Pumpkin
pie come in your way, gree try the pumpkin pie ones.
Maybe that'll be your new your new addiction. I mean,
I love I taste no difference. I love peanut, I
love peanut eminem.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
They are they are.

Speaker 11 (18:21):
I think peanuts are better than these.

Speaker 12 (18:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, I like peanut m and ms and these are fine. Like,
you know, these aren't gonna last because there's there's not
much of it. There's not enough of a difference. Greg's
looking bad.

Speaker 10 (18:31):
The pumpkin pie ones really not spicy, like hot spicy,
but they're.

Speaker 11 (18:37):
Over like there's spices in it, and you.

Speaker 10 (18:39):
Actually get a throat burned from it.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I'm tasting almost no extra flavor. Really really spicy. Yeah,
a lot of floral notes. Least tried it. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:55):
Yeah, saying like peanut m and m's are better than
the honey roast kind of like how like a little
bit of a smoky.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Taste slightly ever so they are roasted, they are great. Yeah,
I mean, I'm not saying they're bad. There's just not
a different there's not a difference between that. Yeah. I
think it's just regular peanut M and.

Speaker 10 (19:15):
Ms side by side. You would be hard pressed to
see the difference.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I like the roast, there's just a little bit of
a pope. I wish I got that. Maybe my palace
just dead, Yeah, the pumpkin pie gros. Maybe my elevated
palate just can't detect yeah flavors. I cannot detect the
pumpkin pie ones, but I can detect the peanut ones.

Speaker 7 (19:34):
Yeah, I can absolutely tell her.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Sweeter food news from a taco bell. And with the
year at the the end of the year of the
bank a new item, and they're taking their Mexican pizza
they're adding a twist to it by turning it into
an empanada.

Speaker 7 (19:51):
Oh so it has it has all.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
The beef, the beans, and cheese, tomatoes covered in the
Mexican pizza sauce, but instead of being covered in tortillas,
it's wrapped in deep fried dough. So it's gonna be
sold in three or six packs, and it's gonna cost
you anywhere between four and six bucks. But for right now,
it's just available in specific test markets.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Right.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
I used to live in a test market and it
ruled and I really.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Missed that I did have an idea and that this
may be like an idea for the new year. We're
kind of late in the year for this one. But
like let's just say, like we hear about this, maybe
we send somebody just to go pick them up for
us and bring them back. That'd be great. Now can
you get it through security? It would be I guess
the question we I mean, I guess you can. You
can bring food?

Speaker 7 (20:39):
Yeah, yeah, cares you can as long as its not liquid.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Dude.

Speaker 9 (20:42):
Run Randy worked here and he was in Chicago, remember
he was with us. He brought a whole deep dish
pizza on them.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
Yeah, you can't bring any food you can drag about.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Say, but like if we had to put somebody on
a plane just to go get us some of these
Mexican pizza and panadas, well I would I would pack them,
you know, a soft cooler or whatever. Yeah. Check that
be something that looked into in the new year. You know,
I was looking for different ideas. Yeah, what do you show? Food?
News news Burger King. They've teamed up with a new
SpongeBob movie, new twist on the Whopper that brings the
famous Krabby patty to life. A whopper with a square

(21:15):
yellow sesame seed topped bun. Yeah, visually it looks cool
on uh. They debuted mister Crabs cheesy bacon tots exactly
what they sound like. And Patrick's Starberry Shortcake Pie, a
strawberry and vanilla cream layered cake with a cookie crust, shortcake,
cookie crumbles and sprinkles. Lastly, there's a Pineapple Float with

(21:35):
a frozen pineapple drink with a tropical flavor, cold foam
on top. New clad available and it can be purchased
individually as part of the Bikini Bonnie Bikini Bottom Bundle,
which comes with the food uh pineapple shaped box, a
toy and the paper crown. Because you need to have
one of those who does.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
This better than Burger King. I mean they have like
the black sesame seed buns for Halloween. They really go
for it.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, what do you shows? The fine people at KFC
are introducing a new meal for the holiday season. The
meals called the Extra Crispy Festive Feast. It's an eight
piece bucket of chicken drums and thighs, two large sides
of mashed potatoes, four biscuits, and a gravy flight with
three different flavors like eight ounces each. Right, So, the

(22:22):
gravy flavors are the signature brown gravy, the white peppercorn
gravy and the Southwest cheddar gravy. Oh I'm in more
like a sauce, I guess. Along with that, KFC announced
that the personal pot pies are back on the menu.
I did hear about that. Those are good. Those those
KFC pot pies are legit. Yeah, so fried chicken, dice,

(22:44):
veggiees all wrapped in that flaky crust.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
I mean, there's nothing wrong with the pot pie in general.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
The gravy flight feast Well will cost you twenty five bucks.
The pot pies are five bucks. That's a that's a
good deal. Do not mean with my gravy. Some cheese
pies have like thousand of it comes in a yeah,
because that's the it's the crisp crust.

Speaker 9 (23:04):
The only thing is though, they are a thousand degrees
and then you'll like, so good, get some skin off
the mouth.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, them bitches are good. And here one that's little
piece of what you show food news news you guys.
Sizzler is attempting to come back from the dead.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Sizzlers still exist.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yes, they used to have over seven hundred locations. Today
there are only eighty. I'm surprised there were eighty. Yeah,
same Sissler has been undergoing a rebrand and a remodel.
They've slightly updated the logo, they're updating the menu. They're
spreading the word in an old school way by using
billboards and radio ads, and it's working big time. Those
locations have seen the sales go up between forty seven

(23:42):
percent and one hundred percent. You buy ads on the radio,
So get ready, you guys. There could be some more
Sizzler locations popping up very soon in a city near you. Great,
I'd go hard for Sizzler. It's so good. I just
love their salad board. Love it. I saw a thing
on on TV the other day talking about the death
of the all you can eat restaurants. However, there were

(24:03):
used to be like old country buffets everywhere Golden Grass
because of all these other restaurants they got it. It was
so big at one point that everybody got in and
then they highlighted this one place. I forget where it's at,
but it's still like every day you can go in
there twelve bucks, either for lunch or dinner, and it's
like all this like really good stuff. Yeah, you guys, remember,
it's massive. It looks like it's in an old church
and it's this huge building.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
I was wondering if this is what you're thinking of,
because do you guys remember Furs Cafeteria? Did you guys
have furs?

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Okay, first, it's an anapetizing name.

Speaker 7 (24:32):
You are our furs? Oh man, that's what I thought
you were talking about.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
No, but yeah, my grandma loved that old country effect
and it was good. It was really good.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
Did you hear the rumors of sweet tomatoes and scization
coming back?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah, let's make that real. Yeah, but apparently it would
be like a combo. Okay, fine, I'm saying it's not
gonna be two plantation and then the whole separate thing
of you know what, No problem, It would be sweet
tomatoes soup pretty much the same thing. Exactly, Yeah, exactly.
I love it, two forces joining together. Allegedly, there was
something that popped It was like food beast or something
that popped up on because on their website, I guess

(25:07):
they had like a little teaser. Ooh yeah, easy, right
now eighty four Woodie text us over to two two
nine eight seven.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Because I have been that drug.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh yeah, I've barned dumpster dumpster Hell.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah, bro.

Speaker 10 (25:20):
And there's times I wake up and I don't remember
getting back to my room.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
I don't remember how I got dressed.

Speaker 13 (25:26):
Oh yeah, And now back to the Woody Show, and.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
We are into another new hour, insensitivity training, free, politically
correct world. We out here. Yeah, gee, Woodie Show, Woody
Greg Minus, Gina Grad, We got Sea Bass, We've got
Sammy Morgan is here. Hey, socks available. She went sock
shopping us, dude, I had.

Speaker 11 (25:49):
To get twenty four more pairs.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Hell yeah, it's really kind of taken off. It's it's
crazy how much I've heard about it.

Speaker 14 (25:55):
So good for you, Thank you so much to get
an empire.

Speaker 12 (25:57):
I'll say it again, shout out to foot freaks. I'm
a new fan of the community.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, I can put you in touch with our friend
John Jay, right client. Yeah, he's got to promote you.
He's got this Instagram account. I forget what it is.
I'll look at I'll text him. We had him on
Remember to try to get an understanding of foot freaks
and they can never answer. And he he's the host

(26:21):
of another syndicated radio show, the John Jay and Rich Show.
They're based out of Arizona, and he's a total foot freak.
On a shame.

Speaker 10 (26:29):
Talk about your actual feet, Morgan like, would you say
you have nice feet?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
You want me to whip?

Speaker 7 (26:33):
I want to see.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, let's see.

Speaker 10 (26:35):
And do they get jacked up from?

Speaker 12 (26:38):
And I gotta when I go get a pedicure every
once in a while, she has to get out the
cheese grater.

Speaker 11 (26:42):
Oh, I'm on my feet too much.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
I think John Jay's account is unfugged.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
That's right, that's it, unfuged feet. Okay, so I think
of freak. We love that.

Speaker 10 (26:53):
Yeah, got like nice whitish.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Toe polish kind of kind of off white, very very nice.

Speaker 11 (26:59):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, good, Hey, this is this is fun. I like this.
Everybody knows Groove Is in the Heart by d Light
in the Hull, Right, everybody knows this song. Well, one
of the accounts that I follow on Instagram and then
a bunch of these pop up. It kind of dives

(27:22):
into songs and where all the different samples come from
in the songs, And this particular one for Groove Is
in the Heart was on this account music Dot Daily
Dot Pill and they broke down how it all happened.
So here's what I learned about Groove Is in the heart. Okay,
so you know where it goes?

Speaker 14 (27:42):
Ud do you.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Know what that is? I do.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
I'm going to recuse myself.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Oh you already know what it is?

Speaker 10 (27:49):
Okay, okay, So that's from something I thought that was
just an original song.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I don't know, it's from this.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Stupid is the life for me?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Wait for it less smart out.

Speaker 13 (28:09):
It's a far and why keep man happened to just
give me that countryside.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Right here? I would never know? Yeah, that's it right, wow?
And then you process it out right and then it
goes into the song right now, I'll put I'll put

(28:38):
there where it doesn't necessarily belong I mean it belonged.
But what a great song? Dig like eighty nine maybe
ninety right, I don't have to pitch on that correction.

(29:00):
But that's it. That's that's great. That's what it is.
It's from It's from Green Acres. Yeah. I always got
the bores mixed up.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
Who was in Green Age Ava and who was the
I think Ava was in Green Egg Oh.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I mean I blew Gina's mind when I gave her
that whole thing with andrewdied, Clay being sampled an e
m F unbelievable it's unbelievable.

Speaker 11 (29:30):
Oh, I can't believe that.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Here, you don't know it. Now you'll go, you'll hear
you go. It's unbelievable. That's it's unbelievable because we played
this part of the time. Nice we had a little
rim shot in the audience stuff to the that's the same.
Oh it's and Clay once you know.

Speaker 13 (29:52):
W.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, put the little rimshot.

Speaker 15 (29:58):
It's the same.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Rimshot.

Speaker 7 (30:02):
Yeah, my head almost diploaded rimshot.

Speaker 10 (30:09):
I know you don't think of him because you don't
think of a like a band thing.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
You know, we should use Why would they random?

Speaker 10 (30:17):
Oh from Andrew Dyke f and Clay Yeah, are.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
You guys remember Green Acres?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
That's the thing they've gotten these like really crazy I
saw one about Lincoln Park the beginning of Faint. You know.
It's like the kind of like high pitched string part.

Speaker 9 (30:34):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
That was like from like a bond or something like that,
like that, like where they're like kind of running from something.
And it was like the really suspenseful like uh, you know,
under music underneath the scene, and it was like they
just took it, pitched it up, kind of stretched it
out a little bit, and it made that Crazier Sound
or another one with Justin Bieber.

Speaker 9 (30:55):
Yeah, there's a really big breakdown right now that's going viral.
Is the one where they do daft punk where they
do the breakdown of the song.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Which one around the world that punk defunk one more time? Yeah, yea,
one more time, one more time, that's it. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
The other big one is you know the Violence and
Toxic that dude.

Speaker 8 (31:18):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
Oh yeah, that's from like sixteen hundred's Italian opera. Yeah
is it?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yeah? And then also there's U this one. There's a
really cool story behind it, going back even further Information Society.
Their song What's on Your Mind Pure Energy, they sampled
Spock from Star Trek, So this is this is a
Spock here on pure Energy, sure thought from an episode

(31:44):
of like Star Trek. Yeah, and then the pure then
they used a pure recory. That's cool. I love this song.
There you go energy, Yeah, yeah, that's where that's where

(32:04):
that came from. So there was a problem, you know,
because permission to use the clip didn't come in. So
the record label initially like refused to release the album,
and so this executive from the label contacted Leonard Nimoy's
son Adam, who then stepped in so his dad would
personally kind of help push things along so the album
could come out. It was released in June of nineteen

(32:25):
eighty eight, but that was like six months after they
had planned the release. But this, yeah, this song went
on to be their biggest hit. Yeah, it took it
took a little longer.

Speaker 16 (32:37):
But hey, I was wondering what the legality of it
is to just take a random I'm not sure because
I've always been confused about it.

Speaker 9 (32:47):
A lot of times they just release it and then
they deal with it later.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, I thought there was like some kind of like
thing where it had to be a certain length or
certain whatever, and then what's the application of it.

Speaker 12 (32:59):
Yeah, their drama recently with Kanye using Kevin Smith's Dogma
clip oh yeah, permission or something.

Speaker 9 (33:06):
Well, also they just like people who don't want to
be associated with like Kanye. They'll just say I didn't
authorize that same Yeah.

Speaker 11 (33:14):
But it's not like they sown.

Speaker 10 (33:15):
Yeah, now I'm going to hear it differently.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (33:21):
And then there was a song by Data called Disneyland
and they had to respell the name of the song
dzz k n e E.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah. Yeah, all right, Well, we're gonna take a quick break.
We'll come back. It's got the trending news headlines coming up.
If you want to call in eight seven seven forty four.
What he is the phone number you can send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven more
what you showed next, and we're looking for you to
hit up the iHeart Radio app. So open up the
iHeart Radio app. Type in aut ninety eighty seven, use

(33:50):
that talkback feature. Speaking of songs, what's one song that
you wish you could wipe off the face of the
earth and nobody, you, nobody would ever have to hear
it ever again? Wouldn't that be nice?

Speaker 7 (34:01):
I what's so much?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
What's the one song? Just pick one? What's the one
song that you would wipe off the face of the earth.
Tell us your name, what the song is, and then
why you hate it so much? Leave that for us
in your talk back on the iHeartRadio app. And then
coming up next hour, we'll use this hour to kind
of collect those and I have Burton, Menji and everybody
else pulling the clips of the songs that you guys

(34:23):
are are saying you want to get rid of. Just
in case we need to uh, just in case we
need some reference on what song you're talking about.

Speaker 11 (34:30):
So we can play it for you.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah. Yeah, so we could play it one last time
before it gets wiped off the face.

Speaker 7 (34:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yeah. So I'll open up the iHeart Radio app. Just
type in all ninety eight to seven. Use that little
talkback microphone there, just like we did for that contest
about you know why you should uh you know what
what was? It was the contest where you had to Yeah.

Speaker 17 (34:49):
We had different questions each day in an accent.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Was it alter you? Okay? I thought I was sorting
cruises that we're going for some reason anyway, But anyway,
a lot of people used it, and yeah, like I said,
we don't. We haven't really used it all that much.
So we're gonna we're gonna try it out again. All right,
So name what song you would wipe off the face
of the earth and why you hate that song so much?
Leave it on the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app.

(35:13):
Do that now, and then we'll get to some of
your submissions coming up next hour here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Would it be considered a preservative genetically.

Speaker 7 (35:21):
Modified genetically modified menace origin?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Maybe yes, exactly right. The Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
Also in the news, sources say there's a possibility of
Woody's hemorrhoids being back.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
On this development, and give you the latest updates. One
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Speaker 3 (35:43):
Show, and we check in with Gina grad who's got
the trending news headlines.

Speaker 7 (35:49):
Well, last night's Powerball jackpot grew to seven hundred and
seventy nine million bucks and once again no winner. Three
lucky winners did come away with some money. One in
Kentucky won two million after matching all five white balls,
two people in California and Florida winning one million after
doing that. The jackpot now jumps to eight hundred and
twenty million for the next drawing on Saturday night. That's

(36:11):
the eighth largest prize in the game's history. By the way,
the cash out option is going to be three hundred
eighty three million before taxes, about two hundred and forty
one after taxes.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
They'll fix it so they have a winner the week
of Christmas.

Speaker 7 (36:25):
Christmas Mirror Christ exactly miracle.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Such a great story, yep.

Speaker 7 (36:30):
Well, the doctor who admitted to giving ketamine to Matthew
Perry was sentenced yesterday. He pleaded guilty back in July
to four counts of ketamine distribution and he's going to
be going away for two and a half years. Before
the sentencing was announced, the Dock had a chance to
speak and said that he should have protected Perry and
he has to accept responsibility for what he did. His
lawyers added that he accepts the sentence with humility and

(36:52):
deep remorse, while continuing to say he's not a villion
a villain, but a compassionate doctor who made serious mistakes.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
He should be happy with it. He could have gotten thirty.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
Years, yeah, like ten years for each count.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, he goes to one of those like real chill prisons.

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Rtha Stewart person.

Speaker 10 (37:07):
Yeah where Stewart went Tennis court prison? Ye, yeah he did.

Speaker 9 (37:11):
They'll get roasted for what he was texting about Matthew
Perry over paying for the for the draw that sucker.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
Well, a marine robotics firm announces that they're going to
keep looking for Malaysia Airlines Flight three seventy that disappeared
over the Indian Ocean more than ten years ago. Just
to recap, the flight took off from Malaysia back in
twenty fourteen, shortly after takeoff, it just disappeared from the radar.
Two hundred and thirty nine people on board. The robotics
firm they're called Ocean Infinity. They tried looking for the

(37:39):
plane back in twenty eighteen, but they didn't have any luck.
But now they say their tech is improved, so they're
going to give it another shot. And if the wreckage
site is found, obviously it'll give closure to a lot
of families. But also the Malaysian government will pay Ocean
Infinity seventy million bucks, So I guess it's worth giving
another truck truck.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah, so their insurance payouts or do they have to
have the wreckage?

Speaker 7 (38:04):
You question?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
It's been so long. The ocean is how that big? Yeah,
it's big. It's so big. What do you go on?
You're like, whoa that mad big? So big? But like,
do you really think they're going to find it? You know,
it doesn't seem doesn't seem very possible. I mean it's possible,
but doesn't seem very likely.

Speaker 7 (38:27):
These days, like tech always surprises me, you know, like
science tech. It's just like, wow, we are in the future.
So I think it's possible.

Speaker 10 (38:34):
Considering that where it went down or where you think
it went down. They can at least narrow it down.
It's not like you're.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
You're not looking at it at the whole earth.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
You're looking at this one specific section.

Speaker 9 (38:43):
Now, where were you living in two thousand and three, Woody,
Because I never asked you about this. We talked about
playing so much in two thousand and three when that
American Airlines plane got stolen from La Guardia, Like two
guys just stole it and then they never ever found it.
I was living in Chicago, you are, okay. I was
wondering if, like was that. I don't even remember that,

(39:04):
but was that huge national news? Remember I don't remember
the story. Another guy in New York because the Internet
is talking about it.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I remember the guy in and I've seen this a
lot lately again, the guy in Seattle. The planets crazy
and then he just he was going to commit suicide.
So he flew around and did a barrel and then
just crashed into whatever that island was like in the
Puget Sound. Did he get like super close to the
ground he was doing He was in roles. He was
doing all kinds of stuff in a plane, you know,

(39:32):
not really meant for that, but he again he didn't care.
He's gonna yeah himself anyway.

Speaker 9 (39:36):
But how did he know how to fly it? Again,
like because they said that he didn't really have fly planes. No, no,
but he didn't really like he have that huge of
a background in flying that type of plan.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
I mean you can learn, you can do flight simulators.
Microsoft has great flight simulators that you could do at home.

Speaker 10 (39:52):
And knowing he wasn't going to land, they don't learn yea, yeah,
I just want to learn how to fly yep, landing
not necessary.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
Well, never before seen pictures of Epstein Island have come
out thanks to the House Overset Committee, and the footage
shows some empty bedrooms, some spa like rooms with dentist chairs,
face masks on the wall, a shower room, a landline
phone and redacted speed dial names next to the phone,
and is study with a chalkboard with words like power,
deception and plot written on it. When people said like, oh,

(40:24):
look at these creepy rooms, I'm like, I don't know,
they just kind of look like rooms.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yeah, theyok, like boring like Airbnb type rooms.

Speaker 7 (40:30):
So is this the way? Of course? My first thought
is they're bread crumbing us, like we're supposed to be like, Okay,
I guess I saw a picture of what a room
looks like. I'll just kind of forget about everything now.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
I mean, I think people are just curious because you know,
we wouldn't you want to see like, yeah, someone's got
like I guess because I was expecting I saw the video,
I guess I was expecting more, something more like I mean,
it's really cool. I mean, this island looks beautiful.

Speaker 10 (40:52):
The home office looked like a cheap lobby.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Of a hotel.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
It just wasn't very impressive.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Is it in furniture? Yeah, right, weird building that's on
the eye that always gets highlighted. I didn't say anything
about that. They showed like the banks of the island,
like along the shore, and it kind of panned over
to where the pool was. The pool looked they was
still being maintained. And then then you were next thing,
you know, you were inside and again looked like a
dorm room. Furniture instead of having a closet, had like

(41:18):
one of those like wire rack things that had like
the curtain around it. They can put all your stuff
in it. Yeah, like this is supposed to be some
big It is a private island, right.

Speaker 17 (41:27):
I imagine it's not easy to get stuff to a
private island.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
They can figure you.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Could build it. If you can build a house, you
could build a decent closet.

Speaker 9 (41:34):
Exactly what have you been in, like Saint Thomas, Saint
Martin and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
It's all kind of exact.

Speaker 10 (41:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (41:39):
I like that, Yeah, but it's kind of like that though, well,
Apples hugely developed.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
Apple fans are pissed and I'm kind of pissed too, frankly,
after the company announced that they're giving one of their
older phones, the Axe. Everybody good with the iPhone SE
because I loved that phone. It debuted back in twenty sixteen,
and it was their first kind of budget phone because
it was only four hundred bucks, you guys. And because
it's obsolete now nobody will work on it. It's no
longer eligible for repairs at Apple stores at third party vendors.

(42:07):
Customers are upset because it was one of the best
running iPhones they ever made, and users online voiced their frustration,
with one saying they'll pry my twenty sixteen iPhone SE
from my cold dead hands.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
That happens with everything at some point, like they stopped servicing.
We were talking about Windows, like different versions of Windows.
There's like, well, we're not providing any more updates or
patches or whatever for it.

Speaker 7 (42:27):
But the irony is for this one, you know, when
you're like, oh, they slowed me down or this one sucks.
This is a great, sturdy phone that's still working. So
you know, definitely get rid of And it's.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Less than ten years old.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
It's not like it's, oh, this is back from the eighties.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
We don't crazy old for a phone. Yeah, I'm saying,
who still has a phone from ten years ago?

Speaker 7 (42:47):
I don't. But I hope they do come out with
another what Apple considers a budget option, because.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
That was a great don't they have one that was it?
I know, what's the what's considered the budget one? Now
what's that called?

Speaker 9 (42:58):
Yeah, you know what I'm talking to. He did come
out with something just recently on the last update.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Was it's the seventeen something.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Oh, that's the budget of seventeen.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Well, it's part of the seventeen line. So they have
the pro they have the promat called the seventeen Oh yeah,
because it's the seventeen seventeen pro, seventeen pro MAC, the
sixteen e.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
Yeah, but I mean, like the ess was a separate
department like the se phones. So you know, this is
like the seventeen is just the cheaper version of what
you could get for the seventeen Pro or whatever.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
That's basically what that was. It was just a cheaper
version of whatever iPhone was out at the time.

Speaker 7 (43:31):
All right, well, let's get that back on the market.
I really love that phone. Good luck, I thinks. Finally,
Spotify has released its yearly Wrap, where users can look
back and see what their most stream songs and artists were.
According to the numbers, Bad Bunny has reclaimed the top
spot for most stream global artists that Boney, which means
he's officially dethroned Taylor Swift, she had the number one

(43:52):
spot for two years. This is bad Bunny's fourth time
on top of the charts and his first time since
the end of twenty twenty two, with his song is
being streamed almost twenty billion times this year.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I saw already posting their stuff. Oh so I opened
it up. So I guess my daughter's log into my
Spotify because sure, all my top ten songs for the year,
they're all Benson Boone songs. Boon going to say, oh,
she's no, she's obsessed with Benson Boone. Did she learn
how to do a flip? Yet? What a flip a
Benson Boone? A flip off?

Speaker 9 (44:25):
Yeah, because there's a lot of talk about it. Because
I didn't realize this because so Benson Boone apparently he
might be Mormon or he like grew up around a
lot of Mormons, and there's a thing called the Mormon flip,
and so like Mormon's like like soaking well, no, no,
they just like know how to do a flip. And
I was like, oh, dude, that's crazy because I grew
up a lot around a lot of Mormons. There's a

(44:46):
lot of Mormons in my family too, and they do
know how to do a flip. So wow, it's a flip.
And that's what he's like really known for doing that
on stage. I mean, because like you know, Tyler does
that for twenty one pilots. He's always like jumping flipping
off the piano and stuff is good.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
I don't know if it's we'll have to look in
to see it. We'll ask him an alter, you are
you Mormon? Because I noticed that you flip off the things? Yeah,
on the stage. Is that a Mormon flip? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (45:10):
Well swift the weekend, Drake and Billie Irish rounded Irish
rounded up the top of Iris Iris. By the way,
on this Spotify wrapped it gives you what they think
you're strange.

Speaker 11 (45:21):
Gina posted hers Is that real or is that a fake?

Speaker 7 (45:24):
Mine said my age is one hundred.

Speaker 12 (45:28):
Wow, said mom was fifty three, Mine was sixty seven,
Mine set twenty four.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Thank you. I think mine was offset because everything else
was like eighties and things like that, and it was
just my daughter's obsession with Benson Boone that kind of
skewed it. Well, that's good, younger.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
Helped you out. One hundred is creep, I know, I
was pretty proud.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
iPhone sixteen is the new budget phone. People had e
okay cool on the text over to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Look at his look, dude.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Did you see the video the news story out of
Philly where they were egging the house of the offensive
coordinator of the Eagles for the Eagles performance and they
lost the game, and so they were all pissed, and
so Eagles fans, Eagles fans egging the house. That's so Philly.
There's another story this morning out of Philly, a group

(46:24):
of firefighters. They were called to it was a deadly
house fire and they're putting the fire out and while
they're doing that, they know helped two people escape the
house and survive. That such good news. Well some people
while they were fighting the fire, because they got back
to the fire truck and they realized that they had
been robbed.

Speaker 7 (46:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Yeah, stuff was missing, personal items, firefighting equipment, medication, a
set of house keys from one of the firefighters, a
set of car keys from another. And then on top
of that, when they got back to the station, the
one who had his car keys stolen rose and his
jeep had been stolen from the station. So they went
back to the firehouse with the keys they just stole
from the fire truck from the scene where they're fighting

(47:04):
this fire and stole the car. Guys, the guys jeep
get rid of them. So please try on the lookout.
But they haven't caught the person yet.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
It's pretty disgusting as far as things go, where as
criminals go.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Dumb asses, how did these thieves look in the mirror
at night? Yeah, I don't get it. That's the thing
that it's not normal thinking. So they don't like we
we are people who will think through something and go,
you know what, that's that's just not right. You shouldn't.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
But even if it's somebody they don't have that that
you want and you stole it, are you gonna be
happy with that item?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Those people are They are because.

Speaker 17 (47:38):
They think it's not fair that they have that and
I don't. And then they'll just take it because they
want it and think that they deserve it.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
I don't get it. Yeah, but zero paranoia of like yeah,
and there's so much of that. There's so much that
hole like if somebody you know that I've heard this
long time ago, Like that's interesting way to look at it.
You know what people's definition of riches someone's got a
dollar more than you do. It's true, you know, because
it's not fair they you have something that they don't,

(48:05):
you know, and it doesn't stop. It just goes to infinity.

Speaker 7 (48:09):
Fighters have had it too good for too long.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
They have you know, they just think they can just
leave their doors open, will you know like that, like
the rest of us have to lock the doors. What
makes you think you're so special? Firefighters? Look at me,
I'm here saving lines from this fire. Dix like, try
locking the doors. Yeah, your fault. Yeah you basically asked
for you did what were wearing? They say, don't victim shame,

(48:33):
But guys, you left the car keys just sitting there.
He left fire fighting equipment just out in the open
while you're fighting a fire on the fire truck. Because
I see that and I think free acts. That is
so filling. Now, one thing is I brought this up
before that it's one of my favorite Philadelphia stories, you know,
and a lot of places you'll see a car chase

(48:54):
and the cops are, you know, following whoever they're they're chasing,
and they give him so much leeway. They eventually maybe
try to pit them, you know, and they almost them right,
but they stay so far behind, and it's like, why
why are you letting them go? Like pull in front? Ah,
you let them off the hook. Ye, Not in Philly, dog,
not in Philly. My favorite one ever was this, and
you can you can find it online. This guy was

(49:18):
running from the cops and it's it's like right in
the center, right in center city Philadelphia, right downtown, right
in the heart of all the big you know, skyscrapers
and stuff. The cops are chasing this guy. They pit
his ass instant during the day. There's all those kinds
of people around, cars, pedestrians, whole thing. They pit this
mother effort right into a bank. Like they just came

(49:38):
up the side and boom threw them because the bank
was sitting on the corner of like the intersection right
there in the city streets. Boom right in the front
doors of this bank. And it was over. And you
know what, nobody complained. They got the guy. It was great,
Like now that is all that is also so philly, right,
and that I'm fine with eight seven seven forty four
text us over to two two nine eight seven. We

(49:59):
got about more. What the show coming up for you
next and in the seven o'clock cour we'll get into it.
I see we have a lot more people leaving your
talkbacks on the iHeartRadio app. Thank you for doing that.
It'll add to the flavor of the discussion next hour.
What's a song? You'll only get to pick one for me?
It was hard and narrow down me too. Yeah, you
can only pick one one song that you could wipe

(50:21):
off the face of the earth forever. What would it be?
Just go on the iHeartRadio app. Open it up type
in out ninety eighty seven. There's a little radio microphone
right next to the play pause button. Just press that
thing and you can leave us a voice memo and
it shows up here in real time. And I got Borton,
Menji and Dumbmass Tyler going through these and they're pulling
the clips from the songs that you're talking about, so

(50:41):
we can all know what song it is. But tell
us your name, what song you would wipe up the
face of the earth, and why you hate it so much?

Speaker 7 (50:48):
Are you scared for your safety?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
That's a complicated question. So being here today.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
If I say the wrong word, I.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Could be charged with that's a complicated question. So being
here today.

Speaker 18 (51:02):
And now.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Alight, so time for another what do you show? Original
segment copyright trademark. It's called pick a side, you guys,
No pick a side. I share a story. You tell
me whose side do you want?

Speaker 4 (51:18):
This time?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
It's a chick making a big stink at the drive
through of a Chick fil a. All right, I'm gonna
play you what happened here? That's the manager by the
way that yeah, you're complaining, I'm so syrupy sweet, yeah,
pleasure listen to what the woman's complaining about. Then we
can dig in here.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
You have it coming, So why can't get no salt
from To give you a true no salt proder, we
have to break down the whole fry thing, like.

Speaker 19 (51:43):
No, ma'am, you don't put stout on the project.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
The salt's already in the being and.

Speaker 7 (51:48):
What I want and it will be blood pressure.

Speaker 20 (51:50):
I don't want salt on my prize.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
I've never been to a Chicken fla. They have different
ones like ours just doesn't. So you're refusing my services
because fries just not. We don't do no sut fries.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (52:03):
I don't want salt on the fries.

Speaker 15 (52:04):
I'll put entirely too much salt on the fries.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
Well, I know that they are putting what is on pathways,
which is our process that we I want fries with
no salt.

Speaker 11 (52:14):
We don't do that at this location.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
I'm sorry, but we do have a kill crude great.

Speaker 15 (52:18):
I will be calling corporate office with this video.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Okay, all right, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
What is your name?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
My name is Margie. Margie.

Speaker 9 (52:26):
I love this though, because it's what Sea says. This
is somebody that's posting a video thinking that people are.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Going on.

Speaker 18 (52:35):
Now.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Greg, it reminds me of your story when he went
to the grocery store and you pointed out their policy
and the woman said to you, we don't do that
no more.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
So why can't get no salt front?

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Why can't get no salt from seconds? I can't get
no salt fro?

Speaker 7 (52:49):
So why can't get no salt front?

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Also I've never been to a chicken fl a ch
chicken fil Also, also I understand what the woman saying
as a person who worked fast food. The bin where
you dump the fries, it's covered in salt, and so
they can't guarantee. And I'm telling if if you're telling
them that you can't have salt for the reason they

(53:14):
don't do this because there's one grain of salt when
you've asked for no salt, then you'd be able to
get some stupid lawyer to take your case and say that, oh,
I asked for no salt and there was salt, one
little grain, but still one grain. You ask for no salt.
So they just say, you know what, We're not doing
this well.

Speaker 7 (53:29):
And hey, bitch, if you have a problem with your
blood pressure, don't.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Go to festival. Why are you getting your fast food?

Speaker 11 (53:35):
They have a fruit cup? You can take that out again.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
That I thought was passive aggressive, fat bitch. Yeah, you
think that that chick's ever going to get a kale crunch?
You want to about a fruit cup?

Speaker 11 (53:55):
She even said she doesn't like their fries, so why
are you buying them?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Yeah, bitch, I've never been to a chicken flight, never
been to a Chicken Fila either. Can I basket to
that manager? And you know what, man, she handled it perfectly.
But that video has gone viral. There's so much of
that kind of attitude or approach to a situation where
you're right, they break the phone out, They think that
they're going to own you. Yeah, I got you. You're

(54:21):
going to see and usually it ends up backfiring on.

Speaker 7 (54:24):
You every time.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Yeah, her case backfat firing. You can't even see the
bra straps gets lost like a thong. Betweet them cheeks.
And I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
Especially to points because she's of course playing she's got
you always have to be some kind of victim. Oh yeah,
I know your high blood pressure is your faul because
you're a big, fat ass. That's but a I'm a
protected class.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
I don't care. Yeah uh, and give it up to
the to the manager. She stayed perfectly where I am
now that that is a that is a side I
am on. I am the side of the chick flate
manager seas Sammy. Anybody t Margie, Okay, that's Margie. This
is not a hard game to play. No, nobody said

(55:09):
it was hard. We still a game on the show
called the answer is C, and they give you pot
it wrong and people get it wrong all the time.
That was back in like, oh my god, two thousand
and five. I was like, all right, so the answer
is A B or C and he will go, oh,
you're idiot, would be the name of the game was
the answer is C.

Speaker 20 (55:31):
It was.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
It was all right, we'll take a breaking them will
come back speaking of you and what you have to say.
We have the question about what is a song that
if you had the power, you would just wipe it
off the face of the earth. It would never be
heard from again. In fact, it would be just wiped
from memory. Nobody would even knew it existed in the
first place.

Speaker 7 (55:50):
That's the dream.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
So the the talk backs that you're leaving on the
app and then we'll Uh, well, we'll see what people
left there, and then I'm I'm sure everybody you said
you have one that you.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
Think to people, I'm gonna catch a lot of heat
from mine.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Yeah. Yeah, so we'll get that. You got to pick one,
pick one, tell us who you are, what the song is,
and why you hate it so much, and we'll get
to that next her on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Hang on the Woody Show. We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
So if you could wipe one song off the base
of the earth forever, nobody would even remember it was
a thing. What song would that be? I'm gonna get
mine out of the way right away, because you all
know what it is, my most my most hated song
of all time. Greg Man, that's kind of hard men

(56:41):
a thousand times?

Speaker 16 (56:43):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (56:44):
Does it have the lyrics? Says we'll kick their asses?
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, God.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
I hate this song. Yes, yes. And then it got
worse because cause I think it was out of a
time where I was going to a big stretch of weddings. Yeah,
you get those those times in your life, and it
was like every late sixties, early seventies.

Speaker 10 (57:10):
Aunt.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Yeah, I'll either the bride and groom out on the
dance floor. Try to be sassy with this, like like
yuck made them feel sexy. This is such like a Kimmy.
It was either that like a lady marmalade or the like.
And then ween, I was I went through like a

(57:32):
if you can only pick one, that's the thing. It's
so difficult because there's so many songs to hate. You hate,
Oh that push it you know the.

Speaker 10 (57:38):
Song, right, I'd rather hear that than smooth though.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Yuck, yuck, yuck. All right, So that's that's the question.
What song if you could wipe it off the face
of the earth forever, what song would it be for you?
Here's what somebody hit us up with. Yeah, the one
song that we could get rid of forever would be
Rick Springfield.

Speaker 10 (58:01):
Jason's Girl, because years ago I slipp with a friend
of mine's girlfriend at a party and well she gets pregnant,
and yeah, I'm sure you know this.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
What was his name, Jesse? I guess.

Speaker 7 (58:15):
I'd be fine to hearing this again.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
It's awesome. Song just got played so much, but yeah,
I hate this song. And also I listened to that
eighties channel on Sirius X seven. He's a host and
he's he's annoying around ye Now, no, he still thinks
it's the eighties. And what's the other one? Eight six
seven five three on them that that song can go
away from them too, back to like my story, I

(58:39):
got her pregnant and then you know the rest.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
No, I don't know the rest, right.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
You know the rest. It's awesome, and you know I
boarded it. I don't know the rest.

Speaker 7 (58:47):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
All right, here's another one of the talkbacks.

Speaker 21 (58:51):
One song I would wipe out would be that song
that goes But I'm pretty sure you know what song
I'm talking about because I hate that song.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Okay, they figured it out, Yeah you know what it is?

Speaker 14 (59:06):
Is it love?

Speaker 7 (59:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Oh no, No, that's not the one they were in love. Yep,
they can figured it out. It's Europe. Yeah, when's just
stay love? It doesn't he was just going bull up
the thude. Everyone knows.

Speaker 11 (59:29):
Yeah, oh yeah, I thought it was. I believe in
a thing called love.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Yeah no, although somebody somebody did say that one.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
What's up?

Speaker 20 (59:35):
What the show?

Speaker 10 (59:36):
I want to get rid of the darkness.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
I believe in a thing called love.

Speaker 21 (59:40):
The reason is because I used to work as a
mechanic at pet Boys, and they used to play this
dumb ass song twenty times a day and will drive
me nuts. I just want to rip my hair out.
And my friends like to mess with me because they
know I hate this song. So when I'm drunk, they
like to play the song and start singing it, you know,
because it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I believe.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
I gotta admit I did too.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
I haven't heard a thousand times this guy's gonna turn
as hard to a light bulb.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Well, yeah, I hate it because it's it's intentional ironing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 10 (01:00:36):
Hated that the precious radiohead type people loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
They did, ironically, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:00:41):
They did loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Yeah. When when it first came out, Greg, what is yours? Well?

Speaker 10 (01:00:45):
I had a three way tie, but we only could
pick one, so I had to go with the worst
singer of all time, past president and future Bruce Springsteen
born in the USA.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
He sucks?

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Why is he a sayer? Springsteen? He sucks and he
looks like a woman.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
Yes, he's got the worst voice of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Yeah, did you guys? Do you guys pull that club?
And we all know what.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
Between him and Bob Dylan, there was something. I don't know,
it's something during that time horse grabs.

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
I'm not a singer, I'm a poet.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Greg, you love this.

Speaker 9 (01:01:20):
I was listening to an interview with the Jimmy Iveen
and he said that he brought Bruce Like his album
and Bruce hated so much that he threw it in
the pool, like the massive recording.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
As he should.

Speaker 10 (01:01:31):
Yeah, and then he does a Christmas song too that
you hear.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Yeah, baby, that song. Okay, I don't like Bruce Springsteen,
but I do like uh, I do like that because
it was on one of those very special Christmas albums.
Oh and I remember, Yeah, I do like that song,
not this one. Whatever, I don't This is not an
instant turn off. If the human beings ears here's this
and says he's good, you are lying and people people

(01:01:57):
got that one all wrong too, because it's not really
uh like, which I think is part of the reason
that Greg doesn't like it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
Well that, in addition to about a veteran horrific well, it's.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
About it's a fictitious veteran that he's claiming stole a
veteran valor. By the way, I don't believe Bruce Springstein
came back to to go kill a yellow man, as
it says in his song, yeah, is that the life?

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
He said?

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
He went down to the v a man, he said,
son where he's been? But my tie was set me
off to a foreign land to go kill the yellow man.

Speaker 10 (01:02:27):
It was tied with Red red Wine, which I hate.
Keep on rocking in the free world to talk.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Back, O n G.

Speaker 18 (01:02:35):
I'm shaking with anger right now. I hate this song
so much. This is a cool Atlanta I love you guys,
been listening for years. I'm also classic ninety five. The
song I hate is shut Up and Dance. If I
watch the movie and I'm a good dancer, I love
the dance. People always try to send me that song
and I went to stab myself in the ears and
literally cut them off.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
It's terrible. Yeah, dude, I mean I like the guys,
it's super catchy. I just hate that whole. It reminds
me of all those eighties movies where they wouldn't fight,
like We're gonna have a dance dance off, dance off,
like shut Up and Dance. I such a fussy sounding break.
I think it also got played a lot of it

(01:03:14):
such a massive hits.

Speaker 7 (01:03:21):
It didn't taken by the Ocean come out at the
same time, because I feel like they're the same bout.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Yeah what you said that yours are gonna piss us off.

Speaker 7 (01:03:28):
I'm gonna make a lot of people mad, and I
I there's nothing I can do about it, because first
of all, I hate both their voices, and I know
everybody loves them, and I know they're celebrated. They're not
my thing, Okay. And if I have to pick one
Oasis song that I wish, I could just I know
everybody in her dart getting all triggered up. If there's

(01:03:49):
one song I wish we none of us ever had
to hear, it would be Champagne Supernova.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
That's not Champagne super Nova. You don't the wrong one.
That's a wonderwall, you know what.

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
That's fine, wonderful, fine it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Yeah, wrong clip Boys for you know, for all I knew,
blame him.

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
Don't even worry because I may have written that because
they're both awful. They're whiny. The lyrics don't do anything
for me there they seem like a holes to hang
out with, Thank you, Greg. I don't get it. There's
like two songs that are Tolerable Champion Supernova song.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
This is This is one of my wife's favorite songs
of all time. Really, but the one that she hates
I think that would make her list is like the
number one song to get rid of would be Uh,
Cindy Girls just want to have Fun. Really hates it,
hates it, hates it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Let's see another talk bag if you could. What's one
song that you would just wipe off the face of
the earth and then nobody would ever have to hear
it again. Uh, here's another one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Look, I'm not even gonna hold y'all one song that
I will will Smith mind under Race, but the.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Entire planet is gonna be Kendrick Lamoar.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
They not like us. That song is all over the place.
You see it in real on the news. I don't
want to hear it ever again. When it first came out,
I was loving and I'm like, man, play that and
then maybe like a week later, brother, get that song
out of every ear hole out here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Yeah, dude, get it. I'm burned out on Kendrick altogether. Yeah.
They not like us.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
They not like us.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
They not like us, like us, yeah, but not like
Yeah that guy with so when we uh, we're in
the in the office getting stuff ready before the show.
Every day stumbask Tyler and I are sitting in the
office working on stuff and they're they're playing like all
our different stations in the hallway speakers, and it around

(01:05:48):
the same time every day, it switches over to our
hip hop station, and like clockwork, we know what time
it is when Kendrick Lamar comes on. It's yeah, it's
it's forty five after the hour. And there was it
wasn't it a couple of days ago? Dumbass? Did they?
They played one and then nine minutes later played another
Kendrick song. Yeah, nine minutes later, within about five minutes, Yeah,

(01:06:11):
it was like it was Kendrick another song, another song Kendrick. Yeah,
well that's like Kendrick FM. Holy cool. It's like something
something Mustard or yeah, yeah, yeah, menace, what's yours? Oh man?

Speaker 9 (01:06:24):
I it was cool when it first came out, Okay,
don't get me wrong. It was like, oh, okay, this
is nice to hear. This is a cool cover. But
it's Johnny Cash hurt Man, and it is awful to
play at any time of the day.

Speaker 8 (01:06:40):
Like our radio station's our formats embrace this song, and
it was just a dirge in the morning. It was
a dirge at night, like no time of the day
was a great to like meet people excited about the day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Well, that's the thing. It's like when a song comes
out and it's supposed to have moment, right, it's a
moment song.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
So when this came out, it was like, oh wow,
Johnny Cash covering this nine inch now song and then
he died like five minutes later. And you play it,
You play it for like a couple of weeks or
something like that, and people go, oh, okay, cool, But man,
it's still hanging around. It's like glitter. You can't get
rid of it. And glitter is the harpies of the
craft world. Everybody knows that. Sad man. Yeah, do you
want to hear that on the way to work?

Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
Well, that's the thing. That's not something you play for everyone.
That's when you play privately.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Yeah, Wowry, what's yours?

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
Well you probably have any number of songs. And I'm
doing this not because I specifically hate the songs, which
I do is at a certain point, but because they've
influenced so much of genre, so much of culture. As
anything by Bob Marley, because I'm sure that when he
wrote these songs and they sound nice there. He has
a good voice, they're well produced, they're they're at a

(01:07:51):
lovely message to the you know, it's just peace and
love blah blah blah, that hippie garbage. But they've influenced
fifty years of copy can't identically. I dare you to
go to any uh, you know, any kind of reggae
festival and tell me the difference any two songs most hated.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
I mean, yeah, okay, that's all. Okay, yeah, I get
it exactly emon because everything, because.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
The fact that again he's inspired millions of copycats who
are all terrible and all sound exactly the same. His
music did nothing. Jamaica still sucks. That's not me saying
that's Chris Rock saying it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
It's the number ten most prime ridden country in the world,
number thirty in poverty. When you go there and you
have to go through the slums to get to your
nice resort.

Speaker 7 (01:08:45):
I how this has nothing to do with the sun because.

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
Because if it does, it brings up all because again,
if you go to again, it every especially white people
with threads. They're the worst genre or offshooter or sibling.
You don't like the vibes of like a reggae like
a barbecue in the summer. Look, that's all great, but
again it gets ruined. It gets ruined by the fans,
and again it did nothing to the count for the country.
The country still blows from like standard. The living point of.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
View, every reggae song is identical le we'll get to
We'll get to some more because they're they're rolling in people.
People have thoughts, they have opinions, a lot of agreement.
I see as we get two different the people will go,
oh my god, finally, please never talk about Oasis again
or Greg Oh my god, finally there is somebody who
agrees about the Boss because that's what it's one of those.

(01:09:35):
There are a lot of people I feel that you
can't you can't say anything bad about the Beatles. For example,
people go, oh my god, yeah, you're if you don't
worship with the altar of the Beatles.

Speaker 10 (01:09:43):
But what a wonderful time to be alive that we've
witnessed the biggest like snow job on a society, that
he is a singer. Craziness.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
So what song if you had the power one song,
would you wipe off the face of the earth that
it would never be heard from again? Hit us up
eight seven seven forty four wood He text over to
two two ninety seven. More of your submissions coming up
next year on The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
Ain't nothing but a jake, Thanks bet, Ain't nothing but
a Soca Sports Day with the G Jeff Garcie unflatables up,
Thanks Day.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Happy Thursday, Jeff G.

Speaker 15 (01:10:17):
Good morning, Woody Show. Let's go ahead and start with
the Clippers.

Speaker 22 (01:10:19):
The same day, after kicking CP three to the curb,
the Clippers beat the Hawks by twenty five points.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Collins three to shoot. Harton realizes it puts it up
ahead of the horn. How he put it in? Maybe
it was Chris Paul after all, Jess kidding, just kidding
is a good dude.

Speaker 22 (01:10:34):
It turns out that CP three and coach Ty Lou
weren't on speaking terms, so that seems to be a little.

Speaker 15 (01:10:39):
Bit of the friction right there. I'm hoping an NBA
contender still picks him up.

Speaker 22 (01:10:43):
By the way, Hawks fans were chanting where's Chris Paul
throughout the game?

Speaker 15 (01:10:47):
Listen to this Now the Clippers got the last laugh.
James Harden at twenty nine points, Kawhi twenty one in
the win Clippers and Grizzlies.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Tomorrow.

Speaker 15 (01:10:57):
Lakers are in Toronto this afternoon at four thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
No Luca.

Speaker 22 (01:11:00):
He's in his home country of Slovenia to celebrate the
birth of his second child.

Speaker 15 (01:11:04):
Will actually missed tonight's game and the next one as well.
Got some Dodgers news. They resigned Miguel Rojas to a
one year deal.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
That's great news.

Speaker 22 (01:11:11):
Hockey Duck's loss to the Mammoth Kings Blackhawks tonight at
Crypto NFL. Justin Herbert preparing to play on Monday Night
football versus the Eagles.

Speaker 15 (01:11:19):
He had surgery on his hand Monday.

Speaker 22 (01:11:20):
Doctors inserted a plate and screws to stabilize his hand.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
He's currently wearing a cast.

Speaker 15 (01:11:26):
We have Thursday night football tonight Dallas and Detroit.

Speaker 22 (01:11:28):
Both teams really need this game to stay in playoff contention,
so it should be great. I'm JEFFG.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
And that's what so Cal sports. Oh, Jeff G.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
No Woody show text Dan Man, all right, so I
know this is uh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Let me get the let me get let me get
the cliff. I know, I know this is not a
like a real like a real song. But somebody out
of text said it, and I think the same thing.
I just forgured out what song I want to remove?
Like if you can get rid of one song, one
song only wiping out face to the Earth forever. They
said it's the cards for kids jingle. I think the

(01:12:11):
world would agree it's effective. But they knew what they
were doing, and they do good works, all good goddamn okay,
which is great, but yeah, I don't know, like kids
saying even the parents of those kids would agree. Yeah,
like non dog, no dog, and it made by the way,

(01:12:33):
that made a nationalist same question, Uh, what would like
what songs would you get rid of? Other ones that
were popping on that list? All I want for Christmas?
Is you speaking of Christmas songs that made the list?

Speaker 20 (01:12:46):
This one?

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
It's Christmas Eve, and you get some of the uh,
then you get some of like the novelty ones like
this one. Cheby checked Baby Shack also on the text,
got some votes for it, this one. I don't know
why this I agree this song, I don't. I wouldn't

(01:13:16):
wipe it up the face of the earth, but like
it annoys me every time I hear it you go
girl like, yeah, were all power?

Speaker 9 (01:13:27):
Can't totally take it off because it's used in every
montage for like some of you that just beat cancer.

Speaker 10 (01:13:32):
You know, well this was.

Speaker 7 (01:13:33):
Also wasn't this Hillary Clinton's walkout song?

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
So I have no idea. I didn't watch a lot
of that coverage.

Speaker 7 (01:13:39):
Oh I watched all of it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Yeah I didn't. Oh yeah, here's one. Hey, what do
you show?

Speaker 23 (01:13:43):
This is Xavier and the one song that I hate
the most that we can just get rid of. I
don't even know the name of the song or the band,
but it's that stupid. What does the fox sing?

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
God?

Speaker 23 (01:13:58):
I hate that song so much.

Speaker 7 (01:14:00):
Yeah, I have heard this twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Years good, how does he get exposed to?

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:14:12):
The song that would wipe out off the face of
this earth would be Friday by Rebecca Black. That song
needs to just get out of this world because it's
so annoying. Yeah, where's that popping out?

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Avoid?

Speaker 7 (01:14:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Where it was randomly? Yeah, there was a time where
you heard a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Body they.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
All right.

Speaker 9 (01:14:43):
Yeah, I mean like it has had a resurgence of
like people supporting Rebecca Black and she's like doing like
DJ sets that the boiler room.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Yeah, yeah, she was a kid at the time that
anybody could be a like dude, huge crime. Yeah yeah,
well I think it's more because it's like ironic, right
pretty much. I'm gonna go see Rebecca Black dude. Yeah,
another talk back here. Hey what do you show? Good morning?

Speaker 24 (01:15:10):
This is Robert all the way from Fort Worth checking
in what song would I love to get rid of?

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Completely?

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Lenny Kravitz?

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
I want to get away or fly away whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
Most of the song is him saying I want to
fly away.

Speaker 10 (01:15:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
Want to fly away.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
I want to get away. Like it's so repetitive and
so dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
Just please stop, Lenny.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Sorry, Gina, I know you love him, but please stop Lenny. Yeah,
you would like you to fly away?

Speaker 7 (01:15:40):
I don't disagree at all.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Yeah, Lenny Kravitz was just doing a show recently and
somebody like in the crowd guy a little over and
they ripped out two or three of his dreads. Are
you serious? Yeah, like out of his hat. Yeah that sucks. Yeah,
that sucks. Samity, do we get yours? We haven't got yours?
You haven't.

Speaker 11 (01:15:59):
No, it has been meant though, Yeah, yes, mine is.

Speaker 17 (01:16:02):
I think we all can agree Toddler's Everywhere It will
Never go Away, which.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Is the Baby Shark.

Speaker 11 (01:16:08):
Yeah, recently.

Speaker 17 (01:16:11):
I mean I've still around kids and young kids, and.

Speaker 11 (01:16:15):
The song truly does not go away. It's sticking around
four did ever?

Speaker 17 (01:16:20):
And I just heard it over the weekend and I thought, God,
are we really still doing this?

Speaker 11 (01:16:25):
If we don't wipe it off.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
The face of the planet, it's never gonna end.

Speaker 23 (01:16:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Yeah, it's a It's one that like, you're right, you
don't hear it all the time, but then when you do,
it's stuck.

Speaker 9 (01:16:34):
Yeah, it's just in there. They just sold the rights
to the ip of that. Yeah, one point one billion billion.

Speaker 7 (01:16:40):
And it was somebody's walk up song on the Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
I think, was it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:44):
Yes, I've heard it, shock, Hey, this is Caesar.

Speaker 8 (01:16:47):
The one song that I would delete from existence forever
is skis Them by Tool Tool Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:16:54):
Tools cool and all, but man, it's six minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:16:59):
Yeah, just saying he knows where the pieces fit, Like,
just put the puzzle together already.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Man, that is a great song.

Speaker 17 (01:17:05):
I do have.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
I do like I do, like me some tools spend
just just just figure the puzzle out. Maneah, he's done.
Already correct.

Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
It was Gerardo Para from the Nationals. Yeah, and they
all do the baby shark move when he goes up.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
All right, good morning, this is Luke.

Speaker 24 (01:17:39):
You know, i'd say a song I need to wipe
off the face of the planet is never gonna give
you up, never gonna let you know. I agree that
stupid Rick Roll song has been annoying us since two
thousand and five, and all the stupid means.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
That I've been made from it. I would be very
happy if I never got Rickroll to ever again.

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
It's interesting that this story kind of stuck around the
whole Rick Roll thing. It's still again, it still shows
itself from time to time. It's like that stay in
the carpet you thought you got when you had a
carpet steam clean, and when they left it looked great,
and then slowly it started like coming back in division. Yeah,
like who even came up with that idea? And I

(01:18:21):
even Wikipedia this. This song is always on the list.
That's a great song. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 19 (01:18:32):
Cool, but hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
Yeah, this one's.

Speaker 9 (01:18:41):
He's getting the people in the text the scar overplayed.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Oh dude, this this one also has gotten off, are right?
I hate this. It's a Lucas Graham seven years and
I'll give you I'll give you one more honorable to
because I've seen a few of them pop up on
the text for Radio Stereo the Way System. Oh my god,

(01:19:16):
that was like an anthem for like, are some of
our sisters state and who is ready for some of
the week in audio? Yes, Sea Bass has that for us.
What do you got here? Well, Sammy's ripping out this week.

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
I don't know how she's even coming to work with
the release of the Diddy documentary on Netflix. Oh okay,
here's a little bit from the teaser, just to set
things up about what you'll see on the Diddy documentary.

Speaker 21 (01:19:44):
We have to find somebody that'll work with us that
has dealt in the dirtiest of dirty business losing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
It's a trailer. She have to have to the big wallman.

Speaker 6 (01:19:55):
So apparently they shut as he was about to get arrested.
He knew something was going down and he started shooting video.

Speaker 9 (01:20:00):
Yeah, because he was trying to change the narrative that
that call. He's like trying to figure out because the
media is just like destroying him. So he's on the
phone with his lawyers, like how do we change the
narrative about this, Like, I need experts, He goes, I
don't even care where they're from, what country they're from.
I need you to find the top experts on changing

(01:20:21):
the narrative of what the media is saying.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
That makes sense. Why is this some video?

Speaker 20 (01:20:25):
Right?

Speaker 14 (01:20:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Why were you video taving?

Speaker 9 (01:20:26):
I'll use constantly video taping like his well as we
know from yes, from other videos, his entire life for
the past like twenty years.

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
And it is as produced by a fifty cent which
is great for funny stepping in there just to rub
Dudy's face in it. And it's nothing super revelatory men
as I think it's just you know, but you're hearing
it from first person. You're here just tell the stories
of what actually happened, which is the interesting part. Well,
it is now seeping out into the youth culture who
have no idea prior to this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Who did he was? Here's a from World Star Hip Hop.
This is a mom who's whose little girl came home
and said they're playing a new game at school. What's
the new game that everybody in fifth grader playing?

Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
Diddy Tag?

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Diddy Tag?

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
And how do you play Diddy tag. It's like tag,
except way more scarier and everyone runs away from you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Last week when you guys were playing, what happened.

Speaker 13 (01:21:21):
To one of the one of the kids.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
So I was Diddy and I tagged someone and they
were like, I don't want to be Diddy because they
were Diddy. I guess once you get tagged, you become Diddy. Yeah.
This week in audio, well not everybody, much like Sammy

(01:21:43):
is on the side of keeping Diddy in jail menace.
The game is still out there.

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
The game.

Speaker 6 (01:21:48):
Yes, that guy, the Rappert game, and he had a
birthday party and you know if you can hear, but
at his birthday party at the club, he got on
the mic and said, we need to free some people.

Speaker 14 (01:21:58):
Oh okay, all right, getting is the game still a thing?

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
I'm just asking.

Speaker 9 (01:22:19):
I don't know, I mean people he does. He does
a lot of interviews. That's why he like kind of
stays in his rative. I honestly can't remember what his
songs were.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Was dude, there you go? Dame Dash in his interview
on the Breakfast Club. Most recently, I see clips from
that pop up constantly. It's one of the funniest things
I've seen in a long time, them going dude talking
about a guy who is a route doesn't matter anymore,
but he thinks he's such a big deal and just

(01:22:49):
the way that he's getting destroyed in social media and
does reaction to his conversation with you know, Envy and
Charlemagne's dude, it's so funny. Is that the guy that
culture him and gay for like him? Yeah right, like
Wendey Williams. Sale goes yeah, yeah sure and for a woman.
But he recently just had a whole thing about the

(01:23:09):
Diddy documentary and he goes, oh, yeah, well this was
where it at and Trium is like coming out. He's like, no,
no knowning and basically just talking about how you know,
everybody's creating this, like it's not really the you know,
if he had it, where is it at? And T's like, uh,
it's coming out. So that just popped up with all

(01:23:31):
this other new Diddy stuff. But it was so funny.
If you haven't watched that, uh it's just again it's
just watching somebody just get humbled, but he's not humble,
but like just seeing somebody get knocked down a thousand pegs.

Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
Well, there's a there's a certain thing with like these type,
these style of people, and we've ran into it ten
years ago when I was at that Mayweather fight and
I was pointing out how Mayweather went to jail convicted
of domestic violence, and guys were telling me to my
face allegedly, yeah he was convicted in.

Speaker 9 (01:24:03):
The crime or what the evidence is? Always free them? Yeah,
always all right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
So we'll have more of the week in audio that
will be coming up next here on The Woody Show. Yeah,
get out, get the hell out of my house.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
In Jesus' name, I pray.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
With a lot, Show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Morgan on scale one to ten, what would you give
the Woody Show.

Speaker 11 (01:24:26):
I want to say six, seven, but I'm sticking with six.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
And back going to Sea Mass. As we continue on
this week in audio, that's news for you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
Just share probably with your teenage son. A couple of
streamers suspended. Oh yeah, yeah, on account of they are
doing illegal things on streams. This one kid Rakai, he
had like and I look, I'm always, like I said
earlier this week, I'm always baffled by how these people
have such huge audiences one point eight million followers, and
all this guy does is kind of like walk around
wal Mart and do whatever, just kind of wild out

(01:24:57):
a little bit. Well, one of the things he did
is he walked into a Walmart, grabbed a bouquet of
flowers and just handed it to a woman and pretended
like it was gave it to her, which is, by
the way, stealing.

Speaker 10 (01:25:07):
Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (01:25:07):
And so this is live on Twitch, and of course
people reported this and he got an email saying how
long he was suspended.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
For legal activity.

Speaker 23 (01:25:15):
Date received December second to twenty five, seven hundred thirty
day suspension.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
A lot of a's is more than a year? Is
that two years?

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
It was joy sixty five times two, all right, that'd
be two years.

Speaker 9 (01:25:34):
It was three five times to oh, three hundred and
sixty five times two would be uh, there would be
seven hundred and a third of a forty close.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Yeah, he told us in the clips. So wait, they
had a display of flowers.

Speaker 6 (01:25:54):
Right up front, and he just grabbed He was being funny,
he said, oh hey, and he's a random. Woman says,
oh hey man, these are for you, which he goes,
oh thank you. But he didn't pay for the flowers.
She just grabbed him off their things. But she walked
out the door, right.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Right, right, wait, so I can Like if I'm walking
around Walmart and I like pick up a new bottle
of Tide and I handed the g Greg, I got
you something just to walk out with it, and I'm
in trouble.

Speaker 9 (01:26:16):
Well, they a lot of these, like tiktoks are TikTokers.
They've done it before. You've seen it where they give
old people stuff in the store and have them walk out.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not I'm not taking up for him.
I'm just trying to figure out. I mean, you know
that sucks. Man, it's a big that's that's genuinely a
long time. But that's a lot of days.

Speaker 6 (01:26:36):
As you could hear, he was pretty uh, he was
pretty sad about that. Well, another girl, another streamer, a
girl named Nina Lynn, again just she has like something
two million TikTok followers. She's just at a Walmart buying crap,
which again, why are people watching watch? Well, she in
one of her videos, she's at the self checkout and
she just like she scans one thing and throws a
bunch of crap in her bag, like some misteaks and
stuff and again stealing theft, et cetera. She gets banned

(01:26:59):
from the live stream as as they don't want to
show people.

Speaker 8 (01:27:03):
Uh she.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
However, this Nina Lend girl is less apologetic.

Speaker 13 (01:27:06):
I'm telling you about even even if it was the stakes, bro, bro,
ain't nobody missing off the money.

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
Dad's calmed down.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
No targets, not lose, no type. But now if I
put this on Twitter.

Speaker 13 (01:27:17):
Two, their mom's a bitch, the bitch and happy holidays.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
All you hold is bitches. I need that clip instead
of I quit this bitch.

Speaker 6 (01:27:27):
That might be for now till the end of the holidays.
It's a seasonal, but that classic excuse of oh it
targets a big company. They're not losing money, all.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Right, everybody quiet down for one time.

Speaker 13 (01:27:37):
But now if I put this on Twitter two, their
mom's a bitch, the bitch and happy holidays, all you
hold is bitches.

Speaker 10 (01:27:45):
Yeah, that's the worst excuse of all time. You can
afford it, Morgan.

Speaker 11 (01:27:48):
But she like intentionally used a butterstick to cover the
scanner on this.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
She was scanning but then also streaming.

Speaker 13 (01:27:58):
If I put this on Twitter nowadays, all you hold
is bitches. I want.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
You here. We go, all right, you guys can suck
at s M D double M.

Speaker 13 (01:28:12):
Your mom's a bit the bitch and happy holidays.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
All you hold is bitches perfect.

Speaker 6 (01:28:19):
As of today, people love, people love, and then then
then they'll bitch when the detergent is locked up and
the stakes are locked up, because it's not it's not free, idiot,
And I've been saying this for years.

Speaker 9 (01:28:28):
I'm so shocked that well, I see why they keep
it going, but they haven't banned. These type of pranks
are things inside stores, inside.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
Trying to agree with menace because when you look at
this clip of this Nina girl stealing this steak, there's
like little kids in the background.

Speaker 7 (01:28:43):
It's just it's people who don't want to be everything else.

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
And you're inside anyway, a much nicer, uh, look inside
of a large establishment. An Australian girl, Josie is her name.
She went to Walmart for the first time. And listen
to the wonder and the like in her in her voice,
it's a.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Very first time in Walmart in America.

Speaker 23 (01:29:04):
Why I say, Matt Walmart they have pastries, food cleaning products.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
I think through there, Oh my god, it goes on forever.
Look how far it goes down.

Speaker 6 (01:29:14):
Oh my god, Look how big these iced teas are.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
This is three point seven eight liters of icy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Oh my god, there's so many.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
Flavors approach on podcasts. Look, so many pop tarts.

Speaker 10 (01:29:26):
She's protein too.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Oh my gosh, that's so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
She herself because you said it properly. Walmart, Walmart, Walmart.
But she was enjoying.

Speaker 9 (01:29:39):
But they have grocery stores and they have in Australia.
Listening to Jim Jefferies though he talks about how like
most of it is r.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
But like remember the first time if you've ever gone
to a BUCkies, you've been to other convenience stories, like
you've heard about it. Like it's just that she's probably
not seen something. She's heard about it whatever, read about
it top. But you go in there, oh wow, cool
And if you don't have that like specifically.

Speaker 9 (01:30:02):
Also, I'm sure there's a lot more regulations on food
over there, so she doesn't see that much garbage.

Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
Look at it's pop talks.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Yeah. This Weekend Audio.

Speaker 6 (01:30:12):
This is a news report that hits close to home
here on The Woody Show. A lady in the Greater
Boston area. She has an actual, for real Massachusetts plate
that says bort Born, which is become a nickname derision
for a member of our staff.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Yeah, and so this is from an episode of The Simpsons.
And then somebody was mad at board at one well
Brett at one point, and they kept calling him every name,
but Brett and Bort just kind of stuck. Yeah, because
it's you know, it disparages him nicely. I like it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:40):
So but this, this lady who has this boart license
place in Massachusetts is finding problems with her plate.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
Okay, this is a board license plate. This is a
Simpsons reference.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
There's an old episode where Bart is at Itchy and
Scratchyland and he's trying to find a souvenir license plate
with his name on it, Bort. So if you're a
huge fan of that episode, you can actually go online
and buy a bar license plate. It's obviously not legal.
It just says Itchy Scratchy Land on the top, but
it looks enough like a Massachusetts plate that now anytime
someone goes through easy Pass with one, Katie gets the bill.

(01:31:10):
So Katie now is being asked to pay the easy
Pass toll for multiple cars and multiple locations, all with
the same fake board plate.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Oh so she's got a legit one, right, Especially in
New York City.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
It rings up as oh, that's a Massachusetts plate because
from far away it looks the place. So she's getting tickets.
She can't go to the state of New York's so funny.

Speaker 13 (01:31:31):
Bitch and happy holidays.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
All you hold is bitches.

Speaker 6 (01:31:33):
Yeah, yeah, And I'm surprised that people are balls are
enough to put the vanity plate on Itchy and Scratchy Land.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
That doesn't surprise me, not these days.

Speaker 13 (01:31:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
Well, we get people every once in a while getting
pulled over. They drew a license plate. Oh yeah, you know,
they draw it like on cardboard or something, and like
you thought you were gonna get away with that. Yeah,
this Weekend audio from Inside Edition. I thought we were
over this, you know, five years ago.

Speaker 21 (01:31:55):
But no.

Speaker 6 (01:31:55):
Therapy dogs quote unquote not a real thing, by the way,
They're everywhere, including a mental office in Beverly Hills.

Speaker 19 (01:32:02):
Our four legged friends are taking the fear and anxiety
away from going to the dentist. Nancy my Deal patiently
waits for her appointment. When it's time for her procedure,
both dogs jump on her lap to cuddle up.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
It's combing.

Speaker 9 (01:32:16):
It reduces the fear, reduces the anxiety and it's just awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
It also eliminates the sterile atmosphere right when they're drilling
into your head and their hair floating around. I mean,
I love dogs, but like I don't think I mean
in a in an area where there's there are like
laws and standards. Right it's six inches from your open mouth.
But I'm saying there are laws and standards, I'm sure,
like in places where they're doing things like that. So right,
like you can't have dogs in the kitchen at a

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restaurant where foods being prepared, Heith Fleas.

Speaker 6 (01:32:48):
But yeah, but this isn't even surprise. This is in
Beverly Hills, this now. And you look at this chick.
She's not she's not some you know, mental patient.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
A dog is huge. She's a fifty year old housewife
who just likes dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Not Chris suffering from crippling.

Speaker 7 (01:33:01):
And this happens because it because when I went to
get my eyelash extensions like Morgan's beautiful extensions, I don't
have anymore. I wish I did. When your eyes are closed,
they're like glued shut. And these two ship suits like
jumped on my stomach as my like little like these
are my dogs. I'm like, oh god, and like I
couldn't see it and it was horrible. Shouldn't you ask

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the person if this is something they're interested in?

Speaker 14 (01:33:24):
Yes, for sure?

Speaker 12 (01:33:24):
And then what if you guys have to hold the
thing in the dnnists when the sucky tool, Yeah, right,
to get all the water out. Like, what if they're
trying to bite it?

Speaker 7 (01:33:30):
How do you hold the tools for them? Yeah, it's
not good.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
I'm just staring at it. You have eyelash extensions.

Speaker 11 (01:33:35):
Well look at how beautiful are you were looking at
me like that? What they're made to look there?

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Just I wouldn't I wouldn't have thought that she was Hey, hey, everybody.

Speaker 13 (01:33:48):
As bitches.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Yeah, you take it easy, you hose they're not press on? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:33:53):
I used to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Breaking news, Greg Gory had to take a major out
block not since the fall of Rome has much devastation.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Woody Woody and now back to the Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
Show, and let's wrap up this week in audio. It's
finally happened.

Speaker 6 (01:34:12):
One of these guys, these jerk dudes who claims that
he can beat a w NBA player in basketball, has
had his challenge accepted. Right, Okay, this is his original video,
and the lady here reacting to it is a w
NBA rookie.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
Of course you all know her, Sarah Ashley Barker. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
I really don't think there's a single w NBA player
who can beat me in basketball.

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
Okay, all right, so she's yeah, okay, now she is.
She's to tell the camp she's for.

Speaker 6 (01:34:43):
She's six foot, she's bigger than the dude. He's probably
like average heigh, average building. He's pretty athletic, and he
she beats him in a game of one on one,
eleven to two.

Speaker 13 (01:34:54):
Here you go.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
And then at the end she Sarah walks up to
this guy and has him the you know, eat crow eat.
That's it, Greg, eat crow. All Right, I need you
to tell the.

Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
Camera that you're sorry to the w NBA, and you're
sorry to.

Speaker 18 (01:35:07):
All of them.

Speaker 15 (01:35:09):
I got nothing respect for the w NBA.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
They know what they're doing, they're the best at what
they do. They deserve the respect. Oh guy, like any
athletic ability at all. See now you might menace. I
think you're catching onto something from just the audio. He's
not a breath lying on the war from a game
of one on one basketball, and he should have been
dugging that smack. Well, I'm look as a feminist, I

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want her to win fair and square. Yeah, I think
it's kind of a setup maybe.

Speaker 6 (01:35:35):
But first of all, they show her making one shot,
but they don't show the whole game or even like
a like a fast forward version of the whole game,
which they usually could have done. Uh and again he's
out of breath on the ground after playing to eleven.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
How does your step son do when he plays your
husband in basketball? He wins? Huh? No, No, he doesn't
play that ever, never wins.

Speaker 7 (01:35:54):
Huh not since he was like maybe three.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:35:58):
Like this, but he wouldn't challenge him. This guy looks
like a challenger right again, according to the way the
narrative in the video. But again, I'm with Menace. I
want this to be real, but I have doubts.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
I don't want to be real.

Speaker 17 (01:36:12):
I think it is real because I think that there
are so many guys out there who think they're more
athletic than they are challenge because they truly do think
that they're that athletic.

Speaker 7 (01:36:21):
And they're just not.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
I agree with what you're saying. I mean, how many
times have we heard the whole thing where it's like, well,
do you think that you would be able to beat
a bear or whatever it is that bear and would say,
I forget what it was. Yeah, what level of animal
do you think you could take? And people are delusional.
I could kill a wolf bare hands. Yeah, I'm on
the saying I could not beat any NBA at this point,
I don't think I could run again I did. I

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had this challenge in college where my friend's girlfriend was
on I admittedly a D three basketball team, but she
was on a full time she was a full time
basketball player, and they asked a bunch of drunken frat
guys on a Sunday afternoon to come over to because
we would kill them.

Speaker 6 (01:37:02):
And but then we had to, like, we had to
slow ourselves down. We couldn't you know, stuff the stuff
balls when they were shooting.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
You're just that good. But it hungover you know that.
The Weekend audio? All right, so this is the Wood
Show original trademark game. What's happening? Or what's that sound? Sorry?
What's that sound? Damn it?

Speaker 6 (01:37:19):
I can't trademark something if you know the name of it.
That's true, all right, So guys in the routin studio.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
What's this sound? What is this sound?

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
I'll give your clue. It's two things. Oh, I got it,
I got it.

Speaker 9 (01:37:37):
Okay, somebody breaking in and then somebody like setting up
their shotguners.

Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
Yeah, it's guess like sweeping or maybe or maybe somebody
is shushing somebody like like maybe yeah, maybe they're trying
to break in and then they hear something inside and
they probably they're going like, I'll be quiet.

Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
I will give credit to the people that said sweeping.
This was a door Dash driver caught on a doorbell
camera and he's walking up to the front of the
Florida home.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
He got his big file of food. Well, unfortunately the wings,
the chicken wings fall on the ground in plutting the
wings directly viewed on the concrete, except the wing puts
it back in the box, sweeps off the sauce. That's
what you're hearing, the sweeping. It flicks his finger clean.
Oh yeah, I think it's.

Speaker 13 (01:38:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:29):
Evidence door Dash says this is well below the service
with the aim to provide Ye, no way, let's get.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
One more clip this weekend audio. All right, Well, the
never ending debate is being reignited thanks to somebody on TikTok,
a Steelers fan called Aquarius Boys with the Z and
he posted a video saying this is only twenty seconds
of the forty five minutes of this that he had
to endure on his flight. Okay, oh god, And of

(01:39:01):
course is getting trapped on left and right saying, oh,
you imagine how hard it is for the parents in
that port? Does suck? I mean it sucks for the
parents too, So don't do it. Don't do what children
on planes? When they don't when it's not an absolute necessity,
I don't care.

Speaker 7 (01:39:17):
How do you know it wasn't a necessity.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
Because not unless they're going to Knowing that children also travel,
why don't you just decide not to travel because if
you can't handle it. Because I don't like it either.
I'm not one for people like the parents. It sucks
for them too. But it's not like a restaurant where
you can get up and walk out. You're on a plane, right.

Speaker 6 (01:39:36):
I'm not the one introducing the problem to the situation.
The parents are okay, But you know what if the
kids normally are a pretty good traveler, but for whatever reason.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
You know, you don't know whether they will or not
so avoid it, but they have to go grandpa, vice versa.
I think that maybe you should avoid flying. No, that's
not the choice that you're you're bringing because most people,
most people, nobody likes it. They won't do it. Nobody
likes it. The parent doesn't want people most people like understand.

(01:40:04):
They go, Man, that sucks. I understand, I understand, But
you don't even understand. Don't like it, and you understands,
then you should avoid it.

Speaker 7 (01:40:12):
It's not illegal.

Speaker 11 (01:40:12):
You're acting like it's illegal.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
I'm saying it should by saying they're not. Everything in
life that is courteous and proper needs to be made
of a law, like like I'm saying, don't, but I
like stupid like Sea Bass, Like, I don't think your
lack of empathy doesn't rule. It's awesome. I have everybody else,
But it's just like, yeah, it's just like the parents.

(01:40:36):
They don't want the baby to crime.

Speaker 6 (01:40:37):
It's that's the argument that people say, Well, the parents
hate it too, but they're used to it, and they're
used to tuning it out.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
Sea Bass. You are entitled to a kid free life,
not a kid free world, says the.

Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
Texter, Well, saying you have a problem with you don't
introduce it to the general population when you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Have to thank you. Okay, so you heard it here first,
and thank you? What's his face? The Aquarius Boys.

Speaker 5 (01:40:59):
Where sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.

Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
I don't care about your feelings. All right, that's it
for Thursday. You can find today's full show podcast just
go to the woodieshow dot com or find it wherever
you get your favorite podcast. Today the weekend audio trading
news headlines. Also a little conversation, what song do you
personally want to see deleted from history? As if it

(01:41:28):
like a men in black flashy thing e like it
never exists? If you can wipe it off the face
the planet, what would it be? Thank you for all
your your participation in that. That more Onta's podcast. Just
hit up the woodieshow dot com tomorrow. The week is over.
Tomorrow is Friday Yo coming up tomorrow One more chance

(01:41:49):
to win gas for a year.

Speaker 18 (01:41:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:52):
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Plus the Dumbass Contest will be the d u i
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of course Finest. Follow us on social media at the
Woody Show. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah,
it's weird.

Speaker 10 (01:42:20):
Friends will buy you a meal, but best friends will
eat your meal.

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
You know, I don't like that. You don't like it.
I'm not grossed out by it, but like I don't
want to eat something off of somebody else's plate. Yeah,
I never know that.

Speaker 14 (01:42:34):
Is it just because it's rude?

Speaker 7 (01:42:36):
No, it's like a territory.

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
I'm not grossed out by it, but I know it
doesn't make any sense to way. I just don't like it.
I don't like it. Yeah, it's weird. Like eat your Like, oh,
could I have a bite of that?

Speaker 10 (01:42:47):
You're like, even if you're not gonna eat the whole thing? Like,
what about when it's done and you're completely done, then
you can take the rest of it. Oh, I don't
care about that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
OK. Good, I'm saying I won't take a bite of
somebody else's stuff. I also don't like it unless I've
offered it up, like if you know, like I said,
like I'm done eating, and like, hey, anybody wants to rest?
This different? That's different, all right? Thank you very much,
Great Gory, Thank you so much for giving the Wood
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love and appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys could suck it. Catch back here on Friday.

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Have a great day, s M D double M.

Speaker 13 (01:43:18):
Your mom's a bitch, a bitch, and happy holidays.

Speaker 5 (01:43:20):
All you hold is bitches