FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 5th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
It is The Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Hy Good morning everybody. Well, today is December the fifth,
and you guys, today is Friday. Yeah, that's what I
felt with the alarm and up. I thought that was

(01:01):
like her. I know that was the inner voice right now.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
You heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I somehow captured it and played it for you. I'm Monday.
That is Greg gory Man is Happy Friday. Happy Friday.
We got Gina, we got Sam. I mean, we got
Sea Bass. Morgan is here. I see Vaughn, I see
our old areas, dumbass tyler boards here, Menji's here, gangs
all here. Let's get it over with.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Get in the weekend. It is the Woody Show, all right,
So you gots nothing, Joe, anything we can do to
get through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
That's the plan today on The Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Do uy Q is coming up. We got the Friday
fail stores a really good time. There's been a lot
of this week. There's been a lot of really good
raccoon news.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, it's fun dominated.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I mean there was, there was like one in particular,
the drunk, so the dominated, but.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
I got tacked in a video of a raccoon like
in the back of a truck. Yeah, there's so many.
So a full round of one of MENACE's favorite segments
upon itself because there's so much. Yeah, there's a lot
to cover in the world of raccoon.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
So that's coming up.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
And got some of the trending news headlines, and we'll
see what Menace has in the world of entertainment. Birthday's
porn of Birthday and again, whatever we could do to
get through this thing and into the weekend happening here
on the Woody Show. And dude, we've been waiting to
find out. Gina, you went to Wicked.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah. She says that she didn't want to go, not
want fan of musicals.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
She's got fatigue against Ariana Grande and what's her name,
Cynthia Riva.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, And did you like the first one?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
I loved it, okay, But then I was done, okay,
and I was dragged to the second and I sat
there with my little arms folded and it was magical,
right it was.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
But I will say this, here's the thing what was
the magic that it didn't suck?

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Well, here's the thing. You know, when you're looking at
a screen that big and there faces are that big.
The movie itself is is is wonderful. It's well done,
it's it's beautiful, it's great. But it had to somehow overcome.

Speaker 8 (03:10):
These bitches faces like ten feet high, which I'm just
so sick of looking at. So I was incredibly distracted
just looking at a giant head of Ariana Grande and
Cynthia Rivo. And it did distract me because I am
so burnt out on these two broads. But the movie
itself is phenomenal and I can't hate it.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
And you got dragged to the movie by your girlfriends
after broad track, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
My husband and my step son.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
To be fair, they did it because they thought you'd
like it, right you.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Yeah, it was all for me, but it was it
really is. I mean, I don't want to just hate
for the sake of hating. It's a very well done movie.
It's it's great. I get you got to see, but
now I'm done. Now I'm done with these ladies and
we can all just go back to our lives.

Speaker 9 (03:58):
Right.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
You saw the first one multi times right, I saw
it once in.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
The theater and once on TV. I'm not insane.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
That's too too many.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, not my wife. To get an honest review, we
need it from Greg.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Well, that's going to be honestly horrible.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Greg went to the first one and he gave us
that that review of man, he's still recovering from that
traumatic and.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Everyone said this one so dark. Maybe that's why I
liked it better. I liked better than the first one.
That was great.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, sorry, damn.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
I'm actually looking to get caught up on a few
things on the endless plane travel that we have set
up for.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, this weekend binging.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Well, I only watched the first episode of the new
season of Tulsa King, So that's it. I only watched
the first the first episode was it still didn't maintain
the awesome? Yes, yeah, I loved it, but I got
so crazy over these last like what's called two months.
I haven't watched any other episode yet, so I've I've
downloaded those and I'm looking to get caught up there.

(04:55):
They have a bunch of movies and some of the
movies that are in maybe they even have the new
Wicked available. Did you I think there's a way menace
that we.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Can go and see.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Ye oh my god, you could watch it looks seven times.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, Dode, they keep sending all this stuff. I mean
this weekend trip to du buy thing that we're doing.
Uh So when you when you fly first class on Emirates,
they send a car to your house to pick you up. Yeah,
yeah and bring you they.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Should yeah, and bring you to the airport they should.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Yeah for that price, should they do that? And then
the other thing I found. We're gonna be on the
ground for thirteen hours. So it's thirteen hours between when
we land and then when we get the flight back.

Speaker 10 (05:33):
That's like double the amount of time that you thought, right, No,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I thought it was.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
I thought it was about eight hours. I'm like, damn, okay,
So what I'm not going to spend thirteen hours in
the lounge. So what I'm gonna do is I'm I've
gotten a hotel inside the airport of course.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
But the thing is you don't even leave security. Yeah,
so you stay within the secured area. So there is
no immigration, there is no security. Yeah and so and
uh and it's it's cool. It sounds very sketchy because
you could book it not by individual hours, but by
like like windows, so like yeah you could, you could
book it for anywhere from like three to five hours,

(06:08):
from five to nine hours, from nine to twelve hours,
twelve to whatever. So because it's meant for people, you
know stuff, it sounds like those Japanese love hotels. Yeah,
but like it's like a five star hotel. It looks
really cool.

Speaker 11 (06:20):
Too expensive either, I was looking at hotels in the airport.
It's normal price right, Well no, because that's the price
that you see is for the three hour block. Yeah,
so it's like three hundred and some bucks for three hours.
Oh okay, you know so like I think I did
the twelve hour one because I was like, you know
the amount of time and it's like thirteen hundred dollars. Yeah,
but here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
They will meet me at the gate as I get
off the plane and then walk me to my room.
Good bypasses like what luggage, right, but like you know
bypasses all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
So there's d you don't have to spend time.

Speaker 10 (06:55):
Looking for what you're paying thirteen hundred dollars to.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Not go to Dubai.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yeah yeah, that's but like that's all I'm out, and
you know, I'll probably expense that too, probably should.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, I am the big question for menace? Yeah, what
is for these basically forty eight hours? Right, maybe a
little bit more than that. What is your what is
your pooping schedule?

Speaker 11 (07:19):
Because these are private suites on the play but not
private bathroom publico.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I know I'm going the hell out of you exactly.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
Yeah, true, Greg, I might you know, go into a
meditative state and camel and this camel camel. There are
some people that when they travel, man, they can't go
like that on vacation for the first few yea, yeah,
that's my wife style. She has to bring whatever the
stuff is, like, Yeah, she's got to bring that to

(07:47):
putting her coffee and stuff. Because we could be going
to a family's thing, we can be going on an
actual vacation as a travel Yeah, she won't crap for days.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
So maybe you won't have to.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Be some belly welly or some modium, right, that would
work right?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
I'm sure Greg, I'll figure out something because actually, I
mean his his hotel. I don't know which one you're
staying at, but other hotels are pretty cheap there. I
might just I've seen hotel rooms for like thirty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, just I'm down one. I'll do that. But I
have a scheduled out a bunch of fun stuff to
do while I'm there.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
I mean just text me bro, Yeah, I'll text you.
But yeah, the mall and go and go to the
Birch Khalifa and there's this place called Brass Monkey. Then
you can go check out City Walk. There a lot
of cool fund stuff. Check it out on our social media.
At the Witty Show.

Speaker 11 (08:42):
I know you don't want to do this manus, but
the the the flight is so like first class, everything
taken care of. You could probably crap in the bed
and they would come, no question. Yeah, absolutely be put
on the watch list.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I'm looking forward to seeing that level of service. Yeah,
I've heard about it, and it's like, have you really
experienced that level service? Like, we'll find out. We'll let
you know.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
And now the company's dime. That's the best part in
the bill.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I am looking at some movies that are available right now.
Some of them are Nobody to Weapons and then were sorry.
Weapons is a good movie. You don't want to watch
it on a plane.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
The first half is great, second because.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Somebody is telling me they have a bunch of movies.
They are still in theaters.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I have a really dumb question. Do you think they
use regular plates and knives and forks?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (09:35):
They do in the first class, Yeah for sure China. Yeah,
apparently someone's there like preparing stuff.

Speaker 12 (09:41):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah good because it's a full and it's like a
menu menu at a restaurant. And then it supposed to
be pretty cool. And then because I'm so ignorant to it,
do they is it pre cooked? Do you think and
they heat it up? Or do you think they're like
making a state show. I don't think they have like
a grill on.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
It's not like an open fire.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
That can't be legal. Do any of this I don't know.
But the food looks amazing, it does. It's really good.
Almost up the bananas foster table ye.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Which try caviare No, you won't even take up one?
Are the evidence studio for UNA and I don't think
you ate it? So yeah, they also had it years
ago and like nope, this is not for me, all right.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
So and they also have a live TV and n H, NHL, NBA,
oh cool, all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
So we'll keep you up.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Just follow along on our social media. Look for us
there at the Woities show. We'll take a quick break
more what he shows next?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Hang on more show show next.

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Speaker 6 (11:14):
Hi, welcome back everybody. Yeah, and a happy Friday to
you if you're just joining us.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
It is the Woodie Show. It's December the fifth.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Today is International Ninja Day all rib It's also a
bathtub party Day.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
What does that mean? Okay, I don't know, Like everyone
get answered.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
This is a dumb question. Were Ninja's ever real?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Or was that just like that's a good question.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Are they just like stealth warriors for I don't know, No,
but like, like, are there actual ninjas?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Were there real ninjas at a time? Or was that
just like folk tales? Apparently yes, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (11:47):
I think probably we've maybe grandized them, yeah, larger than life,
but there was for reals ninja the Shanoobi.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Cool.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
Today's a National Blue Jeans Day. And then there's a
bunch of knows it's an International Volunteer Day. Okay, no,
I'm busy. Some of us will agree with this. It
won't be a no from us. It will definitely be
a no. For Menace, Today's celebrate Shelter Pets Day. He's
very much a fan of shop don't adopt. Let's let's

(12:18):
them all die?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, oh yeah yeah. And then and then back to
know for this one, it's National Communicate with your Kids Day. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Yeah, this is Friday. You're trying to ruin our Oh yeah.
A couple of this day in histories for you, Menace. Yeah,
it was today in nineteen thirty three that President Franklin D.
Roosevelt announced the repeal of prohibition.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
That's cool, good day, all right, And it was today
in nineteen fifty five.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
Nineteen fifty five, the civil rights boycott of Montgomery, Alabama
bus system began at the Rosa Parks refused to give
up her seat to a white man four days earlier.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Wow, you go, ros that was today in nineteen fifty five.

Speaker 7 (12:59):
There was a girl four Rosa Parks that initially did it, though,
but she she didn't get any shine a.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
White woman on behalf of because she was a like.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
A modern pregnant teen and they didn't think it would
be a good face for doing that. So the parks
got all the shine off of it.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, And that's why they say, like the stories, the
story is better than the reality.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, yeah, it's a good story.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, I'm yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Whatever they've come up with is, you know, better than
whatever the reality of the situation was. Yeah, all right,
So we got the birthdays, the port of Birthday coming
up here in just a second menace.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
What's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 7 (13:37):
Well, the Lord of the Rings Desk is up for
auction now, Lord of the Rings Desk. Yeah, so the
desk that the story was written on by J. R. R.
Token Tolkien was used. Where was it in Oxford? Univer
at Oxford University for fourteen years.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
I went there.

Speaker 7 (13:59):
Yeah, and it's gonna be up for auction. It's two
hundred pounds. It is a Victorian style. They say it
is probably gonna go for sixty six thousand to one
hundred and six thousand dollars. Now, I totally thought they
had the article wrong. I'm like, who's this j R
R Token guy? I thought it was j R R.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Martin? Yeah, George R. George George. I don't know any
I haven't seen one second of any of this Game
of three Lord of the Ring. I know there are
people I know that much. Then what does the r
R stand for? With the George guy.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Martin, I don't think it's.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
I don't know. I've got Ronald Richard, Ronald Reagan, Railroad.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
Okay, I never find out dorks do I don't know
there because I thought people thought it was a big deal.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I don't care about it personally.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Yeah, let's move forward.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
Okay, good, this is something I do care about. Tara Reid,
who we've all hung out with. Yeah, Tara Reid, did
you look this up? She was Chicago Hotel. Well, allegedly
because she said she was drugged at a Chicago hotel
and the cops aren't believing it because they said they
watched all the video and they don't see her drinks
getting drugged at all. But look up the photos, guys,

(15:14):
look up Terror Reid Chicago Hotel, and she's wheelchair wasted.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
How was she not falling out of that chair?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
She was?

Speaker 5 (15:22):
I meant the photo literally slid the chair.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, so they had to bring in a stretcher and
then pull her out of there.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Have you ever been wheelchair wasted?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
It's so.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
She doesn't really drink that much and she got so
wasted we had to put her in a wheelchair to
get her to the It was.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
Speaking of wheelchair wasted in Vegas. I always like it
when their wheelchair wasted and they give them the big
trash bag to barfin and a wheelchair going through the
casino is pretty cool on high areat It's pretty take photos, guys, all.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Right?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Anybody ripping out for this?

Speaker 7 (16:03):
The new Avatar, James Cavan Fire and Ash It's now
I did ask our listeners are they ripping out for it?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Are not?

Speaker 7 (16:12):
Because I was doing those events with TCL and the
trailer popped up on the screen because they're a new
trailer out if you want to go check it out,
And people said they are ripping out for it. It
comes out December ninth.

Speaker 11 (16:23):
I think people are told they should rip out for it,
and they're just going along with it because they think
they should.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I didn't have anybody negative. I was like, is it
just this room?

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Because then I followed up, I'm like, okay, there's another thing.
People are kind of negative about the Olympics. Anybody out
here ripped out for the Olympics. And they said, yes,
not ripping out for them, but I'll excited.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I would. I could see more people being excited about
the Olympics than Avatar.

Speaker 10 (16:50):
Loved the first Avatar. It was groundbreaking.

Speaker 11 (16:52):
They liked the tricks, the technological tricks of the first Avatar.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
The story sucked. No one could name any of the
characters after tune movies. Now, fire and Water.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
That's the name of fire and Ash.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
This is fire and Ash. The other one's fire and water. Okay,
so you great. What happened to the second Avatar?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Man?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I just want to tell me the second Avatar? They
went to the ocean. Okay, neat Yeah, and they battled
in the ocean. They went to the ocean. So some
cartoon characters they flew the wings.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
So did the Smurfs, I mean the snorks. The snorks.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Apparently our listeners are ripping.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I think they're like, they went to the ocean.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Apparently they were just being nice. Okay, they went to
the ocean.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
Another guy just like following because he's always up to hijinks.
Megan Markle's dad because the last time we heard about him,
he was stuck in a building after the Philippines Earth guy. Yeah,
now he is in the ICU following emergency surgery because
he had a blood clot. Apparently he is eighty one
years old. And you know, I like falling around because

(17:53):
he did work on one of my favorite TV shows ever,
Married with Children, and he did the lighting for it.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Insane, amazing, amazing lighting on that show. So I prayed
for Megan Markle's dad. Now have you said a prayer me? Honestly,
I'll pray right now.

Speaker 7 (18:12):
Please God take care of Megan Markle's dad so we
can get more stories out of him.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
All right, I need to use that. Yeah, moving on
to old school actor Dick Van Dyke. Oh, he's lot
to be two hundred.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
Yeah, he's holding on. He's doing interviews because his one hundred,
his one hundredth birthday is coming up. In his latest interview,
he said that he did neglect his family for his career.
He said that, you know, he just really wanted to
get out of poverty, and he just really focused on
his career, and he neglected his wife and his children,
and he does feel bad about that.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
And he's Robin the Cradle right now. He's like one
hundred and his wife's like sixty five.

Speaker 14 (18:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
J well, yeah, you I'm sure she's like because he
worked really hard. Yeah, all right, give me one more story. Okay,
Now you guys will be interested in this.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
It's another long trail of people that you don't care about.
But here's the here's the end part that you will
care about.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (19:11):
So, Brooklyn Beckham, you know, David Beckham's son check Is
is married to this chick whose dad is a billionaire.
Now the dad he has this three hundred seventy two
million dollar mega mansion on an eighteen acre estate in Florida.
Now apparently he built like this extension to the home

(19:35):
that's illegal in the area, and now he has to
pay a daily fine of two hundred and fifty dollars,
and it doesn't seem like he's gonna change it anytime soon.
Now you're a billionaire, do you care about paying this
ninety one thousand dollars a year for this illegal extension
on your house?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh and it's Florida too. I thought you could do
that kind of shit.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I thought they had freedom there, yeah, called America.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
But you hear about these illegal extension and like the
silly the city really comes down and they make you
tear it down. They want him to tear it down.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
I told you about that neighbor they finished their basement
without getting the permits and everything. This is when I
was a kids, and they they finished this thing out
real nice, and uh then the township found out that
they didn't get the permits or whatever made him tear.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
It all out. Yeah move, yeah, so Stupideah.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
But if this stuff like right in the construction dumpster, yeah,
it's all brand new stuff.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
It seems like this billionaire guy is just gonna pay
the fine local government. I thank you very much, menace,
no problem.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Time for your birthdays and your porn a birthday shown.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Let it shiver. We're gonna sits and you know we
don't do.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
The birthday to Frankie Munez from Malcolm in the Middle.
Frank saw him forty years old today.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, he was at F one. They let him like
drive around the track and in Vegas.

Speaker 10 (20:56):
Oh yeah, because he races, right.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, he races for four.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Margaret Chow is fifty seven, Johnny Residing from the Goo
Goo Dolls is sixty, Nick Stall, John Connor and Terminator
three is forty six. Brian Backer, Mark Ratt Ratner in
fast time to Ridgemond High.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
That's how old he is. I don't know, sixty sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Oh right, yeah, you're so good that game.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
And then Christian Yellich, the MLB All Star outfielder for
your Milwaukee Brewers. Yeah, thirty four years old. Your part
of birthday day is Victoria Fox or Vox Vox fox
an Today's birthda girl. She has sat on more polls
and f one racer Lewis Hamilton, what it's a lot.
He holds the record by that. He's a master swordsman.

(21:42):
He's dated a lot of famous shicks. Four hundred and
twenty one fine films including It's Okay, She's a Scorter
Volume two. She was in Stretched Twice as Wide, also
Curly Hair and a Profound Throat Volume one.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Nice she was in anal for the Shy Wife. The
toys r Us spin toys are in her ass and
then who can forget her unfigtable role in the best
part of the day is putting that thing in my butt?

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Who disagree?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
There?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
That is Victoria Vox vo x x x.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
She's thirty one years old today, and that's your porn
of birthday, your celebrity birthdays and the little local what's
happening around the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show,
all right, Welcome back, everybody. I know Morgan keeps trying
to find different ways, you know, creative ways to make money.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
She's doing really well with her her foot career, her
soccer empire, her SoC empire.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Well.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
A new job has been created that offers a once
in a lifetime chance to the perviest of IRS agents.
This is according to a report that came out this week.
Some IRS agents will now be required to watch porn
at work in order to audit the online content of
OnlyFans models.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
How do you get that job?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (22:57):
The new job was created thanks to the One Big
Full Bill that was recently passed. Under the no tax
on Tips section, it says that tips earned for prostitution
or pornography are not eligible to be tax free. So
because of that, the IRS agents and the tax court
judges will now view a creator's content and determine whether

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or not it's considered pornographic.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
So people are trying to say it's tips or it's.

Speaker 11 (23:22):
Whatever, because you got on those platforms you can thing
like send them a dollar as a tip or whatever.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, so they're like, oh, we'll be the judge of that.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
And so by being a judge of that means they're
going to have people who sit there and go through
these OnlyFans accounts.

Speaker 11 (23:33):
I'm only fans, Ballsy, of the only fans people to
claim those as tips. I would just throw that in
as you know income.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
If it is, the IRS will deny the deduction for
the tips for the total of up to twenty five
thousand dollars per creator.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
M Yeah. I mean, hey, if this business really gets
out of hand or you know whatever, off on to
off on a was on solid footing, Yeah, yeah, she
may have to start a court.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
She might have to do a little LLC. Yeah, she
might have to start a corporation. Yeah, they really go
after you.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
For that kind of stuff, because I know a couple
of club DJs that have gotten busted from under the
table stuff. Oh yeah, just getting paid in cash, dude.
They will find every dollar, man.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Of course.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
But god forbid, I've had it before where it's like
there was an error in my favor and there was
to get it back.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Did they send it to you with any kind of
like interest. No, But if you owe them half a cent,
they'll find it. They'll come after you, and it'll be
with interest.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
There's this local burger spot by my place that only
takes cash. Wouldn't that be a mega red flag good thing?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
A legit burger palace.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
They have an it says ATM outpack yep.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh, and then there's the fee on the ATM that's
pretty smart. So it's all cash they take.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
They can claim less than whatever they actually brought in,
and then when people go to the ATM, they're collecting
all those fees.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
We only made nine bucks today.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
How you run a business? Eight seven seven forty four
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(25:56):
I are off to Dubai later on today, so you
can follow along. People like, well, dude, you guys got
to post pictures and stuff. Oh, medicine is going to
be all not not going to do that. This is
this is only one of MENACE's lifelong dreams my phone away.
This will be the one time he doesn't post. I
really want to like embrace the moment, you know, I
want to be in the moment. I love it when
people say that I want to puke. But yeah, no,

(26:18):
I'm definitely gonna share everything. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, that's
that's later on today. Man, it's happened.

Speaker 14 (26:25):
You believe it.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
I can't believe I'm meeting checking with you because, like
you've been talking honestly, you've been talking about it for
so long. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:31):
Yeah, I always get kind of weird in like any
situations like this, I don't actually believe it until it happens.
Until it happens, I'm actually sitting on the plane, ar
I'm actually in Dubai. Like when I was just in
F one for I was in Vegas for F one
and people are aren't you excited?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Like you got this VIP.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
Access I go until I'm like past the day. Yeah, yeah,
I can't, Like I can't be excited for anything. Or
when I was buying a home, are you excited?

Speaker 9 (26:58):
No?

Speaker 7 (26:59):
Like when yeah, when I'm walking in the house and
the paperwork's done, then yeah, I'm excited. So yeah, but
I am and I truly can't believe it, And thank you.
What I know, you went, like really went to bad
to make it happen, So thank.

Speaker 14 (27:10):
You for that.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Well yeah, but it was a you know, it wasn't
easy because the company had all these like objections, Well
certain areas of the company.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
The people that matter loved it. They thought it was
a great idea, and thank god they're footing the bill.
Really it's insanely expensive.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
You would say, what kind of objections could they possibly have? Oh,
they'll think of some. They'll make stuff up. It's about
like jet lag and dehydration from long flights.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
What a dangerous situation.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah, Like, dude, are you kidding? You're going to shower
cool and listening to be a part of it. So
that's cool. Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Yeah, Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
So yeah, we'll meet up with him later and uh
make our way to Dubai and back in the course
of one weekend.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
It's all happening.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
Sixteen hours there, thirteen hour layover, sixteen and a half
hours back, and then we'll be here Monday morning.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
It's so funny because if somebody said I have one
week and I'm going to Dubai, you'd be like that's insane.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Now, oh yeah, you need a longer yeah weekend and
yeah crazy eight seven seven forty four text over to
two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
Got an after hours voicemail to share with you. I'd
mentioned on the show.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
We were talking about Dougans and little babies. You know,
Greg's got a dog, Menaces a couple of dogs, and
Samy's got her dog. You've got your.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Dog, Morgan big boy tongue hanging out of his mouth
all the time. My little baby, Cassie did do weed
a baby? I said, Man, she almost has like this,
like what do they call not not detachment?

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Is it a detachment sindrame, abandonment?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
No, no, that's they call it separation anxiety.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Wheah, you've heard that where you know the pets, their
their life just kind of freezes until you come back, right,
you know. And my wife tells me all the time,
like she'll feed her breakfast in the morning and then
she won't eat It doesn't matter what time I get home,
whether I get home at eleven am, one pm later
in the day, four people, she won't touch it until
I get back to the house. My god, And I'm like, dude,
and my wife's like.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, it's really weird trauma, you know, like she just
wants to make sure that you're okay, and we don't
know what it is. Anyway, this guy left a message
he said, the real reason that the dog waits for
me to eat? Here we go. Hey, whatdy?

Speaker 14 (29:17):
Full disclosure. I'm not saying Cassie doesn't want you very much,
but the reason why she doesn't eat all day is
I think you don't give her a dog enough credit.
She's a little smarter than you think. My dog's the
same way. Actually, the last two dogs I've had bluetakes
have been the same way. They won't you put food
and your bowl. They know you're scheduled. They won't eat

(29:39):
if they're at home all day. As soon as you
come home, they'll chow down. Because usually right after a
dog eats, within you know, a certain amount of time
frame that's reasonable.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
They got to go to take a poo.

Speaker 14 (29:51):
So I bet you that's why she's smart enough, and
that's why she don't eat all day. It's not just
because she's waiting for dinner to come home.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
But that's that all right.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Well, here's here's the thing though. At my house, someone's
always home.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
That's what I was going to say. Yeah, it's not
a survival technique.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, very very rarely. Is there somebody not home? Yeah,
my wife said, you know, she's a stay at home mom, right,
so somebody somebody is for the most part, always home. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
And as much as I love dogs, I don't think
they're thinking like I might have to poop after I
eat away.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
I mean, yeah, I get it my dog. I don't
care who's there. They're going to eat it.

Speaker 11 (30:29):
I'm all crap on his point. But all the Internet
says is that their social animals pack animals. This is
how they developed, you know.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Yeah, she might have an eating disorder.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah she is a.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
Lady, she's seven.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
If I can give my dog a cook before we leave,
she waits we get home to eat it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, it's because she doesn't want to have to go
and poop. She's thinking about In other animal news, you guys,
Oh yeah, we got some raccoon news menace first news
pointing news here. There are free raccoons on every flight
to Dubai apparently.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
Why yeah, like emotional support raccoon way Hell yeah, minutes,
I love it.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I love it now. Actually raccoon news.

Speaker 11 (31:17):
There has been a you know, there's been a photo
that's actually broken the internet. That phrase gets thrown around
a lot. But a raccoon passed out on the floor
of a bathroom's story.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
A lot of people have been sending this one to us.
I got tagged times.

Speaker 11 (31:33):
Oh yeah, this is uh just north of Richmond. Actually,
like the song says a drunk liquor store raccoon, this
is from w A v Y.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, a raccoon broke into the store the night of
Black Friday and ransacked several shelves. They have masks, don't they.
The animal became intoxic.

Speaker 11 (31:51):
Then sleeping raccoon was discovered Saturday morning, head right near
the toilet.

Speaker 15 (31:58):
We've all been there probably at some point in our lives, right,
a little too much.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
An officer brought the mass bandit back to the County
Animal Shelter to recover. So, yes, that's a lot of
liqueur for a.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Little raccoon there.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
The raccoon slept it off.

Speaker 11 (32:11):
For a few hours and showed no signs of injury.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Bounce back.

Speaker 11 (32:14):
Officers released the raccoon back into the wild.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
No alcoholic though, Yeah, he's going to be breaking him
everywhere with his mask to get his next.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Fixed, which ones which they have masks?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
But much like menace, they love getting drunk and past
that on the floor. Bathroom. Yeah, they are your literal
spirit animals.

Speaker 11 (32:34):
There's so many times menaceine animal form. Now as you
have heard this raccoon and the liquor story, bathroom story.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Uh oh boy.

Speaker 11 (32:42):
Do TV people love these kinds of stories because they
love you know, they love to flex their comedy muscle. Yeah,
living going on a worldwide story.

Speaker 14 (32:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
ABC Richmond covered it as well a.

Speaker 16 (32:55):
Prime Alerts night with a particularly furry suspect who is
apparently not old enough to drink.

Speaker 17 (33:01):
On Saturday, animal control officers caught a raccoon red handed
or red.

Speaker 10 (33:06):
Pod knocked out inside an ABC.

Speaker 15 (33:08):
Store after helping itself to bottles of alcohol named you named?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
What'd you name a racco stupid kids?

Speaker 11 (33:21):
Yeah, And of course this is their big story of
the week, the big hicker story. So after the story's over,
they're going to chop it up some more.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah, of course, more local TV comedy.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
I love it when the news anchor because they're really
good at just reading teleprompter, but they're not so good
at that.

Speaker 18 (33:35):
Living well, in all seriousness, the ABC store did have
to file a report for the loss of product, and
the workers at the ABC store, we're telling me people
had been coming in all day just to see the
store and ask if that's where it happened.

Speaker 16 (33:49):
Certainly not the type of thing you would like to
see happen, or that you expect to see happen.

Speaker 18 (33:54):
Situation, and I hope the raccoon's okay, Now, I lost
a lot of bottles, but bringing in a lot of
more customers. Sober and okay at this point he is,
so we can rest, We can rest easy tonight.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 11 (34:07):
What the effort you're talking about. He's wishing well to
the raccoons. You wouldn't want people think you're on you're uncaring.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
You wouldn't want to see a blitzed raccoon, and then
you go to the store because you want to see
the floor it happened, also knowing that the raccoons perfectly fine.
Like so you know how the story ends. It got drunk.
You don't want the free marketing for the location. Okay,
So what did you say that? Greg?

Speaker 11 (34:29):
And I had the exact same thought. Oh, okay, it's
all cleaned up knowing it's a liquor store.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Nowhere is ville.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I want to see where it happened.

Speaker 11 (34:34):
This is the sort of thing. If I lived in Hanover, Virginia,
my mom would have taken us to go see.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
The phone.

Speaker 7 (34:42):
Somebody that was smart enough to like start selling selling merch,
like right away on the street.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
He would have Would you show raccoon news.

Speaker 11 (34:54):
So storables that raccoon was sadly not everyone is on
board with raccoons. This is a longer story, so feel
free to jump in here when you like. From a
W A HS the the H A S eleven excuse
me in Massachusetts where a Massachusetts woman she went outside
with a little dugan's running a piddling around and she
meets a raccoon and instead of you know, being nice
and sweet and loving on it, and she says that
she had to fight this raccoon.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
What an idiot?

Speaker 9 (35:16):
A raccoon warning in Somerville they become monsters, cut up
and Bruce Katherine van Buskirk relived the terrifying moments she
was viciously attacked by the animal early Saturday morning. The
longtime Summerville datum said she was letting her dogs, Ruby
and Blue out to the garden around one a m. When,
all of a sudden, she says, a raccoon jumped at

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her face while she was on the deck.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
It flew at me from several different directions. All right, yeah,
you want multi birds?

Speaker 6 (35:45):
Yeah, it was like multiple raccoons or how does one
raccoon jump at you from multiple record has portals like
doctor who.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
You just heard him?

Speaker 7 (35:51):
Uh huh uh huh sounds like a hyberbolic to kisses
multiple directions.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Flew at me from several dictors.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
Actually, that raccoon clawed her face, scratched her arms, and
noded her hands and legs while she desperately fought it
off each time, though, she says, it would just charge
back even more aggressive. Somehow she was able to escape
house and close her deck door, bloody, but able to
call nine one one.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Probably the most she's been touched in decades.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
By anything. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
The only thing she can get to uh put its
mouth on her. It sounds like attention, horror, Yeah right.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
All I could do was scream, help me, help me.

Speaker 9 (36:31):
Catherine was given raby shots and antibiotics at a nearby hospital,
but her biggest concern was for Ruby, who still hadn't
been spotted since the attack. She told us he was
eventually found that morning cowering inside behind the TV.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Even the dog dog.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
You can't find your dog inside your house, he could
always behind the TV.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah, and it's a he named Ruby. What were you thinking,
lady exactly?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, sounds like a surfed flush.

Speaker 12 (36:56):
Man.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
I kept saying it to myself because I couldn't find
any other words. I just encountered a monster.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Sunday.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
She was spreading coyote here and across her gardens away.
She believes the raccoon was feeding from her compost bin
off the deck.

Speaker 7 (37:10):
That's what Menace has been saying. How long have I
been saying that wolf pie years?

Speaker 14 (37:15):
I heard?

Speaker 7 (37:16):
Yeah, I recommend a wolf pee over a coyote. You
can get it on Amazon.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Is the worst spelling thing you've ever smelled in your life,
but it keeps these critters outside here. If you can't
handle a cute and cuddly let raccoon, yeah, that's right,
Raccoon News's going to show raccoon news.

Speaker 19 (37:30):
Now.

Speaker 11 (37:31):
Don't have any audio on this next one, because it
was just from a Facebook post in North Georgia where
a guy he saw an injured raccoon on the side
of the road, and he said, oh, take this baby
over to the wildlife center. So he is very nice man. Again,
we don't know who he is yet. You'll find out
why that is. Later grabbed the raccoon, put him in
his jacket, put it up against his chest, and then they.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Drove about an hour is how far away this nature
center was?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, I love raccoons, but I would never do that.

Speaker 11 (37:56):
Well, this guy, she probably shouldn't have done that, because
the raccoon got away, bit him on his face and
his hands, and then he got loose inside of his vehicle.
So this guy, he said, you know what, he's probably
just scared and confused. This is a little baby, little
baby dugan raccoon. So he stopped at his house, wrapped
the raccoon inside a blanket.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
With duct tape. Oh, they continued to the wildlife center.

Speaker 11 (38:19):
Then there was nobody there because it was like super
early in the morning for whatever reason, and he just
kind of dumped the raccoon. At the wildlife center. They
asked him what happened, and because there was somebody there
at least, and he said, well, you know, blah blah bah,
blah blah, and the said, hey, you've been bitting and scratch.
We really need to give you some shots. He said, nope,
I'm leaving.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I'm out here.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
So they're still good for this guy.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
I'm taking my rabies and I'm going home.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
So yeah, all right, pe that guy.

Speaker 11 (38:41):
Unfortunately, and all right, p the raccoon because I had
to kill it, because you can't tell off something has
rabies until you kill it, right exactly, Well, you don't know,
all right. So we all know Dick Clark, he's a
billion years old. Well there's another Dick Clark who's almost
a billion years old.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
This is from CBS Clark Dick Clark.

Speaker 11 (39:02):
Oh, I'm thinking about Dick Van Dyke. Oh not Dick Clark.
Dick Clark is dead, is like a thousand.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, he's about to about to. Yeah. So this Dick, though,
from CBS Minnesota, is doing the right Dickley sort of things.
All right.

Speaker 15 (39:21):
At Dick Clark's Connecticut home, it's apparent everywhere he enjoys
the presence of animals.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Last spring, Dick was smoking a cigar outside.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
This raccoon just came walking up to me, just strutting up,
stood there, looked at me, didn't run, didn't do anything else.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
I just me your eyes like a million and get
that close to me.

Speaker 15 (39:42):
Then the next night the critter came back, and every
day that followed he quickly became something like a raccoon whisperer.

Speaker 19 (39:50):
I don't know whether she felt comforted me that she
came back the five babies.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
After a month of bonding.

Speaker 15 (40:00):
From there, a friendship was formed. The raccoon came daily
until it was time for its deep sleep. Then, sure enough,
this spring, one of the babies remember their favorite human.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
A wheeze their sea bedsle kind of tug in our
heartstrings with these raccoon news stories. Yeah, they're gonna be
our next dogs.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Study on the right, that's another raccoon, big raccoon news.

Speaker 11 (40:25):
I keep getting email alerts about this every day, where
scientists studying raccoons saying, especially the ones that live closer
to humans, are showing flatter faces, smaller flatter faces, which
is a number one sign of domestication. Think about how
wolves are out big long snouts, and he goes all
the way to MENACE's dogs. They can't even breathe because
their faces and faces are so flat. So they say

(40:47):
that raccoons are are breeding themselves to be cuter, because
when they are cuter, we interact with them more. So
this is this is sort of it's a natural selection.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Of types as if they could get cuter.

Speaker 11 (40:58):
So just give it a few more generations, men, as
we may have fully domesticated We already do, but should
have even more really fully domesticated raccoons.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
One more raccoon's going from the Raccoon News desk.

Speaker 11 (41:09):
Well, can you believe it's been ten years since hashtag
dead raccoon t O took over the internet. That was
the dead raccoon that would just died on a sidewalk
in Toronto, and some guy walked outside and saw it
and he called animal control. They didn't show up. So
people started put doing things like laying flowers by its side.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Putting a cigarette, candles and putting a cigarette. And it's
still stunned animals they got at the convenience store just
to respect the dead.

Speaker 11 (41:32):
Well, a little photo of a raccoon. It's been ten
whole years. Well he has gone, that raccoon, but not forgotten.
At that spot in Toronto, there's no a plaque.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Here's more on that So what do Toronto residents think
of the new black We asked them, what do you
think of Toronto memorializing a raccoon?

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Kind of silly?

Speaker 11 (41:54):
Really lots more action on the street needed than memorializing
raccoons later here.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yes, I didn't know that.

Speaker 7 (42:00):
Okay, that's cute, yes, and sad, but it's nice that
we have a sign for him.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
So just legacy. I really appreciate the idea of people
having loved to watch the animals.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
That's really kind of them.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
I took pictures of the plaque just and sent it
off to friends of mine.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
If you want to check it out for yourself.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
It's on the southeast side of Young at Church Street.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
All right, menis I love it? There you go, I'm
down and go see that plaque ex vacation spot and
there's your raccoon news. Everybody just broke a dear raccoon
and the mother for me.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Down the Woody Show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
This keeps getting fed to me on on social media.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
It's like the behind the scenes of South Park stuff
always cracks me up, Like their process and how they
do it. Yeah, like just as how this wild idea
comes to one of them, They start white boarding it
out and then you see him in the studio recording
the vocals and stuff the boy stars.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, anyway, it was for that uh that.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
One episode where South Park Elementary had a whole uh
assembly about how Chinese people and Japanese people are different.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Okay, good kids, Today we have a special assembly you play.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
We're gonna learn about the diversity of Asian people.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Please welcome mister Luke Kim and mister Junich taki Yama.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Shakema, South Park.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I remember, hey me said Takayama.

Speaker 13 (43:49):
Did you know that China and Japana actually read different country?

Speaker 14 (43:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
We used that clip every once in a while here
on the show. Oh really really Yeah, But anyway, so
I have a little game here. Is it China or
is it Japan? Oh? Because there are two different countries?

Speaker 12 (44:10):
You guys?

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Really all right?

Speaker 6 (44:12):
So this first story, this company is selling its human
washing machine that became popular at this expo. The machine
is a capsule. This is like something that Menace would want.
Remember he wanted that chair so he would like stand
him up.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah, you know for old people, uh huh, for people
who you've never seen one of them every furture. You
haven't seen that so far forward.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Yeah, you just stand up.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
It's just like but he wanted as an able bodied person,
and a place called Living Spaces offered me one, but
I just didn't have the space for it. So anyway,
this machine, it's a capsule that people you lie down
in it and you get washed by tiny bubbles in
a misshower for about fifteen minutes, so it's like a
it's it's like a dishwasher for a person.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Love that.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
It costs around four hundred thousand dollars. This this one
hotel already bought one to offer to guests. Is this
China or Japan?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I'm guessing it's Japan.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yeah, this is Japan.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Allo sounds very Japan. Well, you guys are right, it's Japan.
I think I could I can offer them a lower price,
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Half a million dollars.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah, dude, I'll descrub somebody. Is it China or is
it Japan?

Speaker 6 (45:32):
This town is preparing to sue a resident in his
sixties who has been harassing town hall staff for five years.
From April to November this year alone, he made over
eight hundred phone calls and sent letters to nearly every
department the town is seeking about twenty five thousand dollars
on wasted employee salaries, and after a word of the
lawsuit got out, the man stopped all communication. Is it

(45:56):
China or is it Japan?

Speaker 12 (45:58):
Now?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
I think in China this wouldn't be lossuit material. This
would be you go bye bye to.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Work camp for the rest of your life, exactly what
I was thinking, see you and your family. Never Yeah,
a sternly worded letter isn't going to do it in China.
I think this is Japan.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
You think it's Japan.

Speaker 10 (46:11):
Yeah, they wouldn't let me get away with it for
that long before doing something.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Agreed Japan, It is Japan. Nice, we know the difference.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Guys, we're doing that.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
Next up, a men's clothing company is facing backlash over
a laundry tag that many people are calling sexist.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Oh they found it on a coat.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
They found it on a coat, and it says, please
give it to your beloved woman, she knows everything.

Speaker 12 (46:42):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
And it had it both in whatever language spoken in
this particular country and in English. A spokesperson said that
they noticed that many male customers were ruining clothes by
washing them wrong, and women tend to know more about
fabric care right true.

Speaker 10 (46:57):
Now, that sounds like Japan to me, because I think
the women really take care.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Of the men in Japan.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
They do until they you know, are knowing, like I
don't know, kind of elderly and barely can take care
of themselves.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
And that's.

Speaker 12 (47:13):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah. Is it China or is it Japan?

Speaker 5 (47:16):
I'm guess China China. Yeah, I'm gonna China.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Japan.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
I think China is just bore, straightforward, like they don't care.

Speaker 12 (47:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yeah, it sounds a little too nice, So maybe Japan
still go to China.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
China.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
The answer is China.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Yeah, China.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
I guarantee the complaints are coming from a finis China?

Speaker 5 (47:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
No from from America, like, oh this is sexist. China's
like yeah, the way things are, we don't care supposed
to be muh greg always looking for good weight loss strategies.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Is this one from China or Japan? This woman she
won this metal for a wilderness survival competition, and she
lost weight along the way. She not only ate high
protein food like carbs and sea urchin, she also skinned
and ate about fifty rats.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
China. Yeah, China.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
She endured heat over one hundred degrees suffered from sunburned skin,
rough hands and feet covered in scars from the insect bites.
And I guess there are two people who are still
competing the win. But yeah, she not worth it. She
she ate fifty rats in this wilderness survival challenge and
lost thirty pounds lucky.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
It Is it China or is it Japan? It doesn't
have to be a wilderness challenge if it's China. Geesh, wow,
not cool.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I'm gonna say Japan. Japan. Yeah, because they have very
very interesting competitions.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Yeah, that's true, but I think they're more like shows
and stuff. Yeah, yeah, those competitions are more funny.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
Which is the one that's still the one where they
had the two but the cockroaches in between their each side.
There's people on each side trying to blow the cockroach
into the mouth of the other person that was that
was pick enough price for that?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Got do that on the show?

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Yeah? Could in China? I think this is this lacks
whimsie that Japan would have.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
All right, So China, Japan, China, China, China, China, nuclear China,
nuclear China. The answer is China. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Is it China or is Japan, and it really gets
in our our daily mentions of Japan. Yeah quite well, yeah, people,
but just again, you know that's a there's there's a difference.
Oh really yeah right, oh all right more when he
shows cut up next, hang on, the World Cup draw

(49:59):
is coming up today.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
That's big news. I've got some news for menace, yes
to find.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
People over at Lego have announced that they have teamed
up with FIFA to release a life sized version of
the World Cup Trophy. What the set will consist of
two forty two total Lego bricks? Geez, it'll be like
Gina's husband fourteen and a half inches call, and we'll

(50:30):
be based off of the first version of the trophy,
presented in nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Wow. It'll be on sale four two hundred dollars. Is
that a lot?

Speaker 7 (50:40):
That seems like a lot of a pretty big set. Yeah, bigs,
I never spend that much. I have like two on
pre order right now and they're like thirty bucks each.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
It will include a hidden scene which can be opened
via a pullable slip in the upper globe section.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
What is that that?

Speaker 5 (51:00):
I think that's like a hidden scene, like kind of
like a trapdoor type thing.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Huh okay, it'll be available in early March. So there
you go. There's Man Raccoon news Lego news Menace is
living his best life. To know, I am, we get it.
It's all about you.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Eighty seven seven forty four. Woody, you can hit us
up with a text over to too, nine eighty seven.
We're gonna take a quick.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Break and then we'll come back. We got some more
Woodies show for you, next.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
The Woody show Man.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
Let's get a look at the trending news headlines. What
you got there, Gina grad Well.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Netflix has made the announcement that they've reached a deal
and they're gonna buy Warner Brothers.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
This sale includes the Warner Brothers film and TV studios,
the library, HBO, HBO Max. The whole thing is gonna
cost Netflix eighty three billion dollars.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
That's crazy, Okay, So think about this. It was like
two thousand ten, maybe somewhere around there. I remember it, man,
I remember I was waiting outside. I had an event
that I was doing for the radio station I was
working at, and it wasn't time to go in and start.
So I'm sitting in the parking lot in front of

(52:13):
a Blockbuster video. Okay, and at the time, Netflix was
getting just killed, like their stock price, I want to
say it was under a dollar. It was like, let's
just say seventy cents something like something like that. I thought, man,
Netflix is pretty cool. It was still they were doing
like this, send the seat the DVDs to your house,
and they were just kind of starting and they were

(52:35):
talking about, like, you know, the streaming thing.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I'm like, you know, it's kind of interesting. Definitely could
see the things.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
I came so close to buying a boatload of Netflix,
like a boatload of it at seventy cents per share. Whoa,
I don't even know what it is now. And then
that Blockbuster I was sitting in front of and gone
forever because and that was the other thing is Blockbuster
was about to start doing their own version of Netflix streaming,

(53:02):
so they were going to have like some stuff string
They had made some deal with a couple of of
the studios.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
There's a handful of studios they.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
Made to deal with, and they were so it was
that that's why people were they were underestimating Netflix because
they they kind of at the time, everybody just kind
of saw.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Them as a DVD mail to your house, kind of
play the vision. Yeah, but like I was, like part
of me was I thought Netflix was really cool and
it's seventy cents. I'm like, what you got to lose?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Just over one hundred and three?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
One and three?

Speaker 1 (53:35):
God, I thought it was thirty.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yeah, it could have made them damn.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Always the case.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
I knew a guy who was also considering investing in
Netflix as an early investor, but he went with the Gap. Yead,
It's not like that was a new company.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
It all depends on when the timing of that, because
the Gap went through a long time.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
Of being Yeah, it did not serve him. Well yeah, Well,
the FBI has arrested this thirty year old douchebag from
Virginia after accusing him of planning two pipe bombs outside
the Republican and Democratic Party headquarters in Washington. That was
the night before the January sixth Capitol riot. I'd already
say they ide'd the guy by taking another look at

(54:17):
old evidence like credit card purchases of bomb pards, cell
phone location surveillance video, a license plate reader. No one
was hurt in this little stunt, surprisingly, but the FBI
says the moms could obviously have been very deadly, and
prosecutors are still looking into why he did this.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
Okay, So people talk about how people they now root
for a political party like a sports team, right, but
like as a Steeler fan, you don't see like Steeler
fans putting pipe bombs outside like the Ravens' offices or
something like what gets people to this or the Charlie
Kirk thing, Like what gets people to the point where
they become violent about it? Like it's one thing to

(54:55):
get worked up, it's one thing to be passionate or whatever,
but like why it was a where what is the
point where it becomes violent?

Speaker 20 (55:02):
Well, they do believe that this matters, right, Like sports,
at a certain point you can go, okay, it's not
that big of a deal. They think the world is crumbling,
Like if whatever it is that they believe isn't happening,
they really think the world is going to fall apart.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
I really think evil's going to be taking over the.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Entire and even the Bill's mafia are helping to get
that woman's terrible towel back. I mean, even you know,
like you said, like sports fans know better, but like
Sammy Menos, are saying they think this is for the
greater good. Right, it's crazy. That's why they can justify
it exactly.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
Yeah, there was a there was a thing that I
saw and I thought was I thought it was great,
and we were talking about did I mention this? I
probably already mentioned it as the collector of quotes that
I am about. How you know, it's it's basically, you know,
everybody else is fighting. Meanwhile the people who they're all
mad about, they're all friends. Oh the chest one right,
the chesting about being ponds. We're all ponds. Yeah, and

(55:52):
it makes it makes so much sense. Yeah, here it
is the ponds hate each other, while the ones playing
chess are actually good friends.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Meanwhile, people are you know, killing each other or we're
witness the demis jail doing dumb stuff over like the
break the woman who got the woman or her husband
who got murdered.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
The yeah was in Minnesota, in Minnesota. Yeah, and meanwhile,
everyone in the Senate is going to lunch together. Yeah,
it's like divorce lawyers best friends. They're going to be
just fine.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Well.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Week fourteen kicked off with the Lions beating the Cowboys
in a high scoring game, Detroit running back Jamiir Gibbs
had a big night with one hundred and twenty total
yards and three touchdowns. The Lion's defense also stepped up,
sacking Dak Prescott five times and intercepting him twice. The
win helps Detroit's record go to eight and five and
boost their playoff chances to about fifty six percent, while

(56:45):
Dallas drops to six and six and one and they
now only have about a nine percent chance to make
it to the playoffs. And Lebron james incredible streak it's
finally over. He scored just eight points against the Raptors,
which ended his run of one two hundred ninety seven
straight regular season games with at least ten points. That's
a streak that started back in two thousand and seven,

(57:07):
by the way, and is an NBA record. Just to compare,
Michael Jordan's longest streak was eight hundred and sixty six games,
Kareem Abdul Jabbars was seven eighty seven, and Karl Malone's
is five hundred and seventy five.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Yeah, Lebron so checked out. There was a video that
I saw. He was like the coach is yelling on him,
Like Braun Braun trying to get his attention. He's just down.
This is like the game's going on. Yeah, he's down
at the end of the court, chopping it up with
one of the other players in the team the other
team who's like sitting on the on the bench or
you know, and he's just laughing, like not paying attention

(57:38):
at all. The guy check out.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
That's crazy. That's like me when I was a kid
playing soccer, I would just stand on the field and
talk to.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
My friend.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
The back and make little weed like flower crowns for
myself the way.

Speaker 12 (57:50):
Man.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
A lot of y'all love Lebron. I hate him so much.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Have you always hated Yes?

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah, that you know what I You know when I
started hating him when he was when he made his
announcement about going Miami. That's a lot of the announcement
like I'm like, oh god, dude.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
I'm taking my talent. Yeah, get over yourself. Yeah, I
hate him so much.

Speaker 7 (58:08):
The only thing I can say that I do like
about Lebron is the stuff that he funds for, like schools,
and then he's a dick to kids who Yeah, so
that's the only part that I can say. You know what,
that's cool. Everything else sucks.

Speaker 6 (58:23):
Nothing against his talent. I mean, the guy's clearly super talented.
Do I think he's the greatest player of all time?

Speaker 2 (58:27):
I don't think he's figured out how to game the
system and be in the league.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
The stats show but he's Yeah, but he's gained.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
The system in a way where he can stay in
the league much longer so he can get those stats.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
How how did he get by not.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
Playing certain amount of games starting later in the season.
There's a whole breakdown of it like that you can
find online. I mean, Jordan's still the goat. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
It's so funny because man, I.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Live with the biggest lebron homer ever, can'tony. Yeah, he's
an amazing player.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
Yeah, you know, certainly certainly talented, greatest of all time,
no big baby PLoP artist.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
A thirty two year old dude in New Zealand tried
to steal a rare nineteen thousand dollars Faberge egg pendant
in this little pendant from a jewelry store by swallowing
it and employee saw him do it. Luckily, he was
arrested before he could leave the store. After six days
under police watch. He finally passed the pendant six days.
Just go work, Colon yet.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
But your job is to wait for this guy, this
guy to crap this pending out.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Yep, they finally grabbed it and the necklace was. By
the way, this neck was such a big deal. Was
inspired by the James Bond movie octopusy it's very rare,
only fifty tell you what you keep it, you can
have it. Cops confirmed the jewel was undamaged, so they
get it back to the shop.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Oh yeah, run through the steamer. Catch that movie.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
One movie, was it, Octopussy. That's a famous one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Junia can't even swallow a pill and this guy's swallowing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Up you know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Okay, there is a movie called Maria Full of Grace
that came out like twenty years ago about this like
Central American drug smuggler where she had to like swallow
balloons of heroin. I would just die, it would now,
there's no way. Well, Google's year and search shows that
Charlie Kirk was the highest trending search of twenty twenty five,
so everybody knows. He was killed while speaking with students
at Utah Valley University on September tenth. Netflix smash hit

(01:00:28):
K pop Demon Hunters was second, followed by La Buobus third.
The rest of the top ten of twenty twenty five
were iPhone seventeen, President Trump's Big Beautiful Bill, New York
City's Mayor's or on Mundani, the AI startup Deep Seek,
the government shut down, FIFA Club World Cup, and tariffs,
and the top TV search was The Hunting Wives. Anybody, Oh,

(01:00:51):
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
My wife watched That's like the deal. She said. It
was like almost straight porn.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Oh that's why?

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Yeah, yeah, good.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Any guests on the top slang term search of twenty
twenty five slang I think I already know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I bet you do. No, Oh, all I have to
do is hand mo. I even can't see that slang.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
And finally, the data isn't from Google. But the freaks
really came out this year for pit porn, and that
is because it is the most requested fetish of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Armpits.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Yeah, this type of fetish typically just basically licking armpits.
And it has an actual name, menace. Let's see if
you can pronounce it. I gave you a piece of paper.
This is the name of porn.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Yeah, when you're into it licking, armpits, gross, mash chilina, mashchilina,
it's probably close, mass chilaneana.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
That's very close, Masclagnia.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Sure.

Speaker 7 (01:01:57):
I first learned about this fetish of from the reality
show Shaw's a Sunset, because Yeah, one of the guys
on there super into spelling pits.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
And well, experts say it's tied into tickle, torture and
other humiliation kinks. And as for why it's popular, one
chick says it's a primal thing. She can't help herself.
Armpit licking ranked fourth on the most search fetishes, following
behind pegging, feet content, Morgan and Google good Golden showers.

(01:02:28):
And that's what's going on Whenni.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
All right, thank you very much, Gina grad come it
up next here on the Woodies Show, a Friday tradition,
a staple of the Friday Woodies Show. We're gonna play
our dumb ass contest the d uy Q. Yes, So
if you would like to be our contestant just by
trying to guess whether this drunk person is going to
know stuff or not, you can give us a call
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. It's eight seven seven
forty four.

Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
WHATI So call now, we'll get somebody lined up and
we'll play the d U i Q next on the
Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Myself for allowing it to happen.

Speaker 12 (01:03:07):
Right back the show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
And we are ready for today's dumb ass contest. And
today's dumbass contest is the you Yeah, why you see mask?
Please explain the way the game works, everybody.

Speaker 11 (01:03:24):
I find it any nice and drunk person and ask
them just the simplest, easiest trivia questions. So you would say,
what's the point, Well, the point is will they be
so drunk that they won't know the answer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
This sounds a lot like the Menace original game? Will
they know it? Here's the difference.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
And here's what I did.

Speaker 11 (01:03:39):
I took Minister's great idea and I screwed it up
by finding someone really funny who's drunk, and by asking
them really super simple, easy trivia questions.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
I really screwed that part of it up, right, Well,
I guess well, we'll see how it goes.

Speaker 11 (01:03:52):
You know, So you play the game as always by
guessing whether the person will know the answer. You don't
guess the answer right right, right, Who hopefully is very
funny and their answer might be very funny.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Yeah, eight seven four Woodie is the number. Let's say
hello to uh Carlos. Hey, what's up, carlos?

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Good morning?

Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Carlos?

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
All right, so you're gonna play the UYQ now before
we get to the questions that matter for you winning
a prize, We're gonna get to know this drunk person
a little bit to see just how with or not
whether they are and who is this sea beat?

Speaker 11 (01:04:24):
This is Jen, not Whatdy's wife, but a different Jen,
and she is telling us about what she is drinking
and what how that relates to the love of her life.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
All right, what have you been drinking?

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Uh? Whiskey from dark dark dark? I'm on dark. If
it's dark liquid, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Is that what they say that you like your liquor
like you like your man? No?

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
Actually, I have like a really super young husband.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
How's your husband?

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
Thirty and I'm forty three and he loves me. How'd
you guys meet my dad friend? He's my husband and
h yay, he's awesome, So I'm pretty impressed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
All right?

Speaker 19 (01:05:14):
Did she just say that it was her dad's friend
dad's friend dead? Friend, dead friend, he gave her a husband. Okay,
all right, all right, well Carlos, that's Jens. That's what
you're just trying to guess.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
If she knows the answers to these questions, yes to
no two out of three, you're gonna be the winner
of the d uy Q. We have Menace and Sammy
who are stone cold sober, and we'll see how they do.
Everybody ready for question number one? All right, here we go,
d u i Q.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Russia stretches over what's two continents?

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Russia stretches over what two continents? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
May I please start a triple no?

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Triple No.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Geography is so not their strong point. I mean, there's
many weak points, but this is one of the weakest.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
But wouldn't you call this like an easy yearsh process
of elimination.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
For most adults? Yes, the educated guest factor involves education.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
I'm gonna say no gen no, Menace, yes, Sammy.

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
Dad, it flipped, I think yes, Menace, no Sammy, Okay,
no different No to gen medicine, Sammy. Do you think
that she's gonna get it?

Speaker 14 (01:06:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
No, all right, Carlos, what do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with no, all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Right, no to gen question number one d U i Q.
Russia stretches over what's two continents? Menace Asia and Europe,
Asia and Europe, Asia, Asia and Europe.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
Wow, just when you thought you had it, you know,
all right? Well, hey, the only one that matters for
Carlos is if Gen nos it. Question number one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Russia stretches over what's two continents?

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
You look at your up, you look at Russia.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Now I feel like an idiot asking me all these
questions when I'm in HAMMERD is not fair.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
All right, Well, okay, Carlos, Carlos, good news, you're on
the board. You got to one point here on the
d U i Q.

Speaker 14 (01:07:20):
Swee.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Yeah. But all right, let's see question number two. The
stars of what TV show went on a three hour tour?

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
Come, she's forty three right?

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:07:35):
Uh, that's in case this is an older TV show.
I didn't say it's an old TV show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
I didn't I think just asking yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
Yeah, I think she will get that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
I think so I'm gonna, man, this goes against all
my strategy with this game, and I got it. But
I'm gonna say that she does.

Speaker 11 (01:07:53):
Jen will know that one I think she's a study
Sweeney fan, Are you gonna say you're just okay?

Speaker 6 (01:07:59):
So I think Sammy will old soul uh and then Menace. Man,
that's that's tough. What do you think I'm kind of
on the fence with Menace.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
You're gonna think I'm out of my mind. No, I'm
gonna say Sammy and Menace yes, and Jen's gonna think
she gets it but totally flubs it. So I'm gonna
say no to Jen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
All right, I will say, man, I'll say yes to
both Sammy and Menace. Yea sweep it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Oh my wow?

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Really yeah, I'm saying no to Jen and then for
I usually don't even glance at them, but Menace looks confident,
So I'll say yes to Menace and notice Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
All right, Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Jen
gets this one?

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
No way, no? All right? Question number two, Carlos, what
do you say?

Speaker 7 (01:08:51):
I'm gonna go with no, even though I didn't really
hear the question, but I appreciate it's gonna be a known.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
I want it to be fair. Here's the question. The
stars of what TV Show went on a three hour tour.
All right, that's the question. So you still want to
stick with no, I don't even know, but I'm gonna
go no, okay, no, all right. Question number two we'll
start with you, Sammy. The stars of What TV Show
went on a.

Speaker 10 (01:09:12):
Three hour tour Gilligan's Island?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Menace, Gilligan's Island Island? All right, So that's that's two
out of the three of my sweep. She's gonna hereticks
on that show? Yeah? Question number two, The stars of
What TV Show went on a three hour tour?

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
Three ard, that's right. What was the name of the show,
Gligan's Island? Yeah, I'm old.

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
You took a real chance there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I did things, just not dramatics, the dynamite boom.

Speaker 6 (01:09:54):
That's sorry, Carlos. That's why we have the third question
for you, man. Third one d U I Q what.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Is the city that Never sleeps?

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
So what is I think? Carlos just finished?

Speaker 12 (01:10:08):
Oh yeah, I think they've been at this city or not?
I think I think Jen Yes again, I say Jen,
yes again?

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Menace? Yes for sure? Absolutely? Another sweep for yes really yeah,
I'm sweeping in another another yes. I don't want to
have more egg on my face. I'm kind of feeling
triple yes too. Yeah, let's let's do it. Let's do it, tripley.
We're doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
But we're doing it. It's been like four days.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
Yeah, yes, I wasn't sure about Sammy, but now I
think it's a triple yes.

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
Yeah, yeah, I think she definitely knows triple yes, triple yes.
Menas and Sammy, what do you think will Jen know
the answer to that question?

Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
And she's gonna say Chicago. She's gonna say, oh, okay,
well so Carlos, what do you think yes or no?

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
To go no.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Question number three for the d U, I Q, what
is the city that never sleeps? On the count of three,
I want both Menace and Samy to say at the
same time, are you reading one? Two three? New York?
I was wrong New York.

Speaker 20 (01:11:19):
I wrote down New York, but then I thought that
it was because that's where electricity lights up for.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
The first time. The city of lights. The city of
Lights is Vegas, right, you've been there, The City of Lights.
You said it's overrated. Paris.

Speaker 10 (01:11:43):
I know I wrote it down, but then I overthought
it because I thought that they lit up.

Speaker 7 (01:11:51):
When I was looking up a bunch of stuff for
the Dubai trip. There was multiple videos that said Dubai
the city that never sleeps.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
I'm like that, don't try to steal just because we
don't have laws there. All right, all right, here we go,
Carlos said, no question number three the d u i Q,
what is the city that never sleeps?

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
L a Isaac because I don't sleep?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
You ever stayed at the one settingleven days drugs?

Speaker 12 (01:12:24):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Oh you stay out?

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah? Right, all right, well Carlos, congratulations, you are a
winner here on the d u i Q. Start spreading
the news. He's a winner, you guys, Vegas the city. Carlos,
congrats man, and thank you so much for listening to

(01:12:47):
you show. Have yourself a great weekend.

Speaker 17 (01:12:49):
Hang on, Okay, so everybody stop spreading here's rats everywhere, garbage.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
I want to be part of its New York.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Everyone's and all the time I got the wrong are
longing to except for a dollar?

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Right, the very hard of it New York.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
New or the worst accidents in the Horne sleeps like
Las Vegan and fine garbage Hill get Chinese food at
three am. That's what people do. You have an apartment

(01:13:51):
so small that you gotta store stuff in your oven.
No getting back to the Q hereby can.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Naked Macon. It's up to you lost.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Gee all right more, when he shows cutting down to
hang on him, he puts the G in Garcia, So
call sports win Jeff Garcia. Hey, Happy Friday, Jeff g
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Happy Friday? Akers?

Speaker 16 (01:14:38):
One eighth thriller yesterday up in Toronto.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
There he goes roogs to turs check.

Speaker 16 (01:14:44):
By Lebron James with the great Pastor Ruie to win
the game.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Austin Reeves had forty four points. By the way, Lebron.

Speaker 16 (01:14:57):
James broke his eighteen year streak of elbow digit points
in games, and he did it in such an unselfish
way by passing the ball to Ruy for the game winner.
Here is Lebron after the game on whether or not
he has any feelings about breaking that streak.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
We won.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
He made the right basketball play and you gotta appreciate that.

Speaker 16 (01:15:17):
And they did it without Luka Danciz, by the way,
who is out again tonight versus the Celtics. Hopefully the
Lakers will have Luca back on Sunday in Philly. Moving
on to the Clippers there in Memphis, tonight at five tomorrow.
They're in Minnesota, NFL Detroit b Dallas last night forty
four to thirty on Thursday Night football. Rams are in
Arizona on Sunday at one twenty five. In the NHL,

(01:15:38):
the Kings lost to the Blackhawks last night. They got
to Blackhawks again on Saturday, Caps and Ducks tonight in
Orange County, and Blackhawks and Ducks on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Ed lastman not least.

Speaker 16 (01:15:48):
In a recent interview, Travis Kelsey said that he and
Taylor Swift have never ever ever had a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
As long as they've been dating.

Speaker 16 (01:15:55):
You know what, I believe it would he show if
my wife was a billionaire, I wouldn't fight with three man.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
I shut up and be a passenger princess and be happy.
I'm Jeff G And that's your SoCal sports, right, Jeff.
I never believe couples that say they don't fight. Yeah,
but Jeff does have a good case. But the other
one is not poor. Yeah yeah, it's.

Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
It's an imbalanced But it's like, what would Jeff bezos
and you know, uh his first window windows guys, me,
what would they what would they fight about?

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
Or Elon Musk It wouldn't be about money. Let me
ask you, have you been on a yacht?

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Have you been on a mega yacht? I don't know,
But there's a big difference the show.

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
Is there somebody on the text I'm guessing I probably
know who that's arguing with this person over pharmaceuticals and
cures for cancers.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
And I wonder who that could be.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Is that Sea Bass tell you yes, because somebody, uh, yesterday,
there will never be a cure to cancer because if
they find a cure, then the major medical companies lose
quote customers, right, which is always the argument. Yeah, yeah,
I mean you've heard that.

Speaker 11 (01:17:13):
It's the laziest and most easily debunked conspiracy you've ever heard.
Because again, I remedered this problem years ago when the
five G people were first setting, you know, run around.
I asked to the five G guys who were saying, oh,
it causes cancer, said so to the executive in charge
of at AT and T team.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Whatever do they all wear protective their kids and their families.
It's the same thing with they don't.

Speaker 11 (01:17:36):
Want to cure for cancer, so when their family member
dies of cancer, it's that they just sacrifice.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
They die of cancer. They say, oh, okay, do you
know how much money will be in a cure for cancer?

Speaker 14 (01:17:47):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
And by the way, how much money has been in
like weight loss trucks.

Speaker 11 (01:17:50):
Yeah, and they already have multiple let's call them treatments
slash cures for cancers.

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
And there's other things besides cancers that you would need
medications for that and keep your quote customers. I just
think when it comes to something like this, like the
really big, huge stuff I get, where you can make
that like, okay, I could see, you know, that would
be plausible if you could keep everybody's mouth shut.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
You know how many people will be involved in that.
Someone's gonna have, you know, a hit of a hit
of morality, a hit of h whistleblowing where it's like,
you know what for the greater good, like they will,
that's what I will is sacrificing himself an arm again,
instant exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:18:30):
And.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
Again it's just it's lazy, and it's it's just lazy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
I think if your premise for any argument starts with
quote they they don't want, then you're you're not making Well.

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
Did you see there's a new ad for Columbia Sportswear
saying that they will give the entire company away, but
the catches. They want someone to prove to them that
the Earth is flat.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
About So this is the CEO. His name's Tim Boyle.
This is him making the offer. I'm Tim boil On
the CEO. Here Columbia Sports where and this message just
for flat earthers. You guys claim there's an end to
the Earth.

Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
We'll just go snap a picture, send it to us,
and you get the assets of the company, all of it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
No paperwork, no lawyers, no catches, paperwork.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
Hey, we're giving you all this thisung around.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
Hey, flat earthers, do me a favor.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
You're going to the edge of the Earth. We're Columbia.
You'll need it. Yeah, I love that. Yeah it's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Yeah. Now, I mean there are a few rules.

Speaker 6 (01:19:38):
I mean, not that it matters, because you know, the
picture must be a visible physical end to the planet Earth.
Show the sheer drop, abysmal void and clouds cascading into infinity.
So you have to love In the response to your
text message back to this person, uh seas of the
text says, well, they said, well that's what the date,

(01:19:58):
that's what the data tells me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Greed is ugly. Okay, okay, good data. All right, Well,
you can send your text over to two two nine
eight seven. Give it's called eight seven seven forty four
Woody More Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
Next, hangou what have be considered a preservative?

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Genetically modified? Genetically modified menus origin?

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Yes, it's exactly right.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
The Woody Show, about the wood Show.

Speaker 6 (01:20:25):
And it's a Friday, so you know there are certain
things that we do on Friday. Yeah, like the duy
Q Yeah, and the Friday fails stories. Yeah, we'll have
those for you here just a second.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
My name is whaty. That's Greg Gordon. Hi, what menace
is here? What is up high? There's Gina gret We
got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan is here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four Woodie Friday check ins.

Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
You can hit us some of those on the text
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let us know what gout going on? Anything any one
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check in over to two two.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Nine eight seven. Time for your fail stories.

Speaker 21 (01:21:48):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for
your Friday fail story.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Oh, people thought to have the perfect plan, the plan
you can never go wrong. It's somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea to one big
stink in mega uber ultra.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
All right, what that everybody's battling stun of stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Oh god, it's so bad. Yeah, that's all right, Yeah,
I can't can't win the movie, that's right. We'll start
with this one from New Orleans, where the Woody Show
is proud to be heard mornings on Alt ninety two
to three. That's where this dude had just landed, and
he was headed his car there at the airport parking lot.
When he got there, though, he realized that there was
a problem. He couldn't afford to get his car out

(01:22:45):
of the parking lots.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
Yeah, I hate that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Yep, you ran the gates. So he did what anyone
would do. He called in a bomb threat to the airport.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
Oh there you go, outside the box.

Speaker 6 (01:22:56):
He threatened the airport phone operator, telling her that she's
a stupid, effing bitch and that he would cut her
effing throat. Well, the cops didn't have any problem pinging
the phone number back to the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
They found the guy sitting in his car.

Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
Yeah, and when they asked him if he had called
it a bomb threat, he replied with quote something like that,
oh oh okay.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
He was arrested, taking the failed jail.

Speaker 6 (01:23:18):
He's looking at ten years in prison and a two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars fine.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
What a dumb ass sale.

Speaker 7 (01:23:27):
Just FI when I was really broke, had no money,
I was stuck in that situation. They will let you out,
you just they'll just get your information and then send
you a bill later.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
I saw an infuriating post on social media. This this woman.

Speaker 6 (01:23:45):
She is in the medical field of some kind. I
don't know, it's probably what these places, like a dermatologist
or something like that. This woman to come in for
a treatment. Because the woman's wearing scrub like the worker
who the woman who owns the business, she's in scrubs.
I know exactly what it was that this woman had done.
But she got the treatment done and at the edge goes, hey, yeah,
so uh, I hate that I'm not able to pay.

(01:24:05):
And the woman's like, well, well do you have like uh,
And she she gave her every opportunity like well, do
you have like Zelle or whatever do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Can I get your just give me your information?

Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
Like yeah, no, yeah, because she had every excuse what
because Yeah, so I'm just sorry, I'm just not gonna
be able to I'm just not gonna be able to
pay you. Can you can you imagine going on? Can
you imagine going into knowing and you see that? I
guess it happens a lot of nail salons.

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
Yeah, because the service is already done.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Yeah, what are you gonna do? Confiscate your nails?

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
What a piece of ish?

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
I felt so bad for this woman who wonned this business.

Speaker 6 (01:24:43):
You could tell, just like a small business thing, and
you know, you got to call them, and it was
it was just the attitude, the smugness of the woman.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Yeah, almost like I got some really bad news. Yeah see,
I'm just I'm not able to pay.

Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
I have some really bad news.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Really yeah, well for me, and the woman was really
trying to work with her, like, hey, well what about this?

Speaker 17 (01:25:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
No, Well, do you have like a friend or family
member who's close by who can maybe can like you know,
bring the who could bring the money over whatever? No, No,
I don't have any family that lives nearby everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Yeah, it's kind of like those videos with contractors when
they didn't get paid and they go back to the
those and they destroy everything they did.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Yeah, I love those. That's great.

Speaker 14 (01:25:26):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
This is from Brazil where this guy had a lifelong
dream of working with animals and he decided to make
that dream of reality.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
Which that's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
So he went to the zoo and he climbed into
the lion's pen.

Speaker 14 (01:25:39):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
I might have watched that video eighty seven times.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Yeah, he hopped a razor wire top fence. He climbed
down this tree to get into it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
So he made a really big effort to make sure
he's right there, made his way down the tree, and
he was on the ground for all of about one
second before one of the lions pounced on him and
dragged him behind a wall.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Yeah, he didn't even make it down the tree the
whole way the lion reached up and pulled him down.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:26:01):
So he tried to get away, but then the lion
pounced on him again and this time there was no
coming back.

Speaker 9 (01:26:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
He dead.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Oh yeah, zoo.

Speaker 6 (01:26:09):
The zoo was closed temporarily and as far as the
lion goes. The zoo has announced that Greg, no, no,
you know, this is a good ending. The lion will
not be euthanized, as it shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Be exactly what the line was supposed to do, since
I guess the lioness right, she did nothing wrong in
the case.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
But exactly why that was even up for debate, Yeah,
well there you go. It's beyond me.

Speaker 6 (01:26:35):
I say, it would have been different if it was
out in the wild and they would have killed it.
But because it's you're already you know you went there. Yeah,
you're the one who climbed into the enclosure, dumb ass.
I'm like, oh, I know where I can find this
video X easily?

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Yeah, yeah, you find it everywhere. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
Here's one where this art museum in Taiwan had one
of their pieces destroyed by a volunteer worker. The art
piece featured a mirror partially covered by a cloth hanging
on a wall.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
That sounds old, right, Yeah. One of the workers walked
up to it and realized it was super dirty and dusty,
and so they pulled out a rag and they started
cleaning it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
Really good.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Market just one problem. It was supposed to be dirty
you know, according to the artists, the dust covered smudge
on the mirror represented the quote awareness of middle.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
Class society, Oh get over yourself, and.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Had been sitting on that mirror for over forty years,
and now that it was cleaning, the piece was ruined
and deemed worthless. The museum. They held an emergency meeting
and they're working on compensating the artists for their destroyed
piece of art.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Okay, supposed to be dirty.

Speaker 5 (01:27:38):
And I'm not saying that this is this case or
this is most cases and menace. I feel like this
is something you might have seen something on. It just
seems like something you would have come across. But have
you seen the whole like conspiracy theory thing about how
all of this quote unquote modern art is just a
way too, like a back alley way of like doing
drug money and like money laundering because even they know

(01:27:59):
it's app.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Yeah, because the value is just whatever someone's want.

Speaker 7 (01:28:02):
To pay for it, exactly like Pollock was also just
part of the CIA like to like mess with the
minds of the Russians.

Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
Okay, I believe that too.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
I did have a question for you, Greg, could you
got that guitar appraised?

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
I did that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
You got praised guitar from your brother? Like, how do
you do that? How do you get something appraised?

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
I took it to a guy who manages this guitar
room and he specializes in vintage guitars, and so they
checked to see that it's real.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Uh has it been?

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
But are they they licensed as a whatever? No license
as as as an appraiser, I don't believe is there
a license for an appraiser.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
I don't know how this works.

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
Is somebody was talking about, Oh well, I think I
would get an appraisal for whatever they had they were
trying to get, you know, covered, I go, where would
you even go for that?

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
The appraisal shop?

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
That's a great question. If it's something so specific like
a bass guitar, and they knew exactly what to look for,
what the signs are, if it's fake or whatever, and.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
It all checked out.

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
And according to chat GBT, you usually do need to
be licensed to work as an appraiser.

Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
Yeah, but I understand, like you get real estate of
praising right like before you get a house board, you
get to things like that. But if you have you know,
I like watches, you know you want to I want
to get this watch appraise? Yeah, like any any jeweler,
A great.

Speaker 5 (01:29:25):
Question, anyone with a little magnifying But it seemed like.

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
Something should be a pretty easy answer for that. I'm
sitting here going I don't I don't even know how
to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Yeah, those postar guys always have like some.

Speaker 7 (01:29:34):
Random experts they do, and who's the saying like vintage
toys talk a truck.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Yeah, this stupid art piece with the mirror and the dust, Like,
how do you get that appraised? It's worth three months?

Speaker 18 (01:29:47):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
One last uh failed story this week, one of my favorites.
It's from Illinois.

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
This guy, he was riding the back seat of this
suv that's gone down the highway, came up with a
really smart idea to impress the finance chicks that were
driving with them, growing nice, He.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Rolled down the window.

Speaker 6 (01:30:02):
He hung himself outside the car, waving around a semi
automatic rifle. Hell yeah, hella cool teas fully so yep.
Several people saw him, called the cops. They pulled him over.
The gun was sitting on the back seat. He had
a thirty round clip hiding in the leg of his pants.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:30:23):
When they asked him why he was waving the gun around.
He admitted that he thought the chicks would dig it
and that he was trying to get laid. So he
admitted that part.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
Oh and when they ran his name, it turns out
that he had been convicted on weapons charges at least
four other times.

Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
Oh, so this is his thing.

Speaker 6 (01:30:38):
He was arrested and taken to fail jail. What a
dumb ass sail weapons charges? I mean, being cool charges.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
The chicks would dig I bet y'all. You know what,
I could probably bang them all at the same time.
I'm going to hang outside his window with his rifle
on this random highway. That's cool. So I had Greg
go back. We're talking about you know how many people
because now it's kind of a recap. We're getting all

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the recap stuff. Gina had the Google searches from twenty
twenty five, and you're gonna start seeing all these recaps
stuff Spotify or but got their Spotify. Yeah, same thing.

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
So when it comes to did you have a New
Year's resolution and how many people actually stuck with it?
Most people didn't make it past a couple of months.
Not you know, but people spend a lot on New
Year's resolutions, which there's some more of that coming up.
But I had Greg go back. I said, I can't
remember if I.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
Set one this year. You did?

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
We all did?

Speaker 6 (01:31:36):
Actually, Yeah, so Greg keeps very detailed records of all
the things that happened on the show. And then you know,
we're able to go back and pull maybe some audio
if we needed from Bort and his archives.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
So remind us. Let's see if any of us.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
I think you'll be impressed. I think we all were
pretty consistent, and we got crazy at the start of
the year, and we did not call them resolutions.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
We called them goals. H see, because we're different.

Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
Well.

Speaker 6 (01:31:59):
Also, I think you can kind of set yourself up
New Year's It almost seems like something destined to fail.

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
Absolutely to have a goal, have a goal. Yeah, so
it's yours.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
Mine was be less dumpy and maintain yolo, and I
as I think I maintained yolo pretty well. I'm definitely
not maintaining the be less dumpy.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
Because you said you wanted to shave more.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
I wanted to shave more often because it's my least
favorite chore. I would rather scrub toilets than shave, really,
and I now I'm shaving like once a week. I
look like a homeless person.

Speaker 5 (01:32:32):
And you wanted new clothes and I did.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
I think I got maybe one new shirt this year,
lost weight and I was way more yolo.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
And year on.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
I did have you yoloed to the tune of a
scooter ordy bike. Not yet. Yeah, we did have We
did have a question for you, Greg on the on
the after hours voicemail.

Speaker 5 (01:32:51):
Greg, we got the update on your parents and letting
them know you will not be joining.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
Them for Christmas this year.

Speaker 15 (01:32:59):
But I need to know did we schedule the next
sucking fat prod thing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
I have not scheduled it yet. I'm still waiting to
hear back on the doctor's schedule, but preferably I'll do
it right away. Yeah, so I can time to recover.
You got to wear one of those embarrassing bandages behind
closed doors.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
But no, you're thinking you can go out and you
could be like a like a real gay guy and
just have scars and stuff. People, it's the season. I mean,
it's like you did in the middle of the summer
and scarf. Yeah right, yeah, just something season. Someone who
can hitch you one, Greg, you can you can.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Nit him one wood your goal for the year, I
think you did. Okay, wants to take better care of
his health.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
Okay, I did that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:49):
Get a sleep study. Did not do that, and get
a full body MRI. Did not do that, But I
did that. I did not do that for a reason.
Uh So, better care of myself I have. I have
definitely gotten more into a balanced routine of stuff and
I keep making these kind of micro adjustments that overall
have had a very good effect. This Mora ring that

(01:34:10):
I that I wear has been great. I'm keeping a
lot of track of my sleep and making sure I
hit a certain sleep score if at all possible, you know,
trying to average an eighty score, which for this schedule.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Is pretty good. I feel like I've done pretty well
at that. I've lost a bunch of weight this year
and thanks to zep bound which has been great, but
so I'm definitely lighter there. The one thing I did
not do, I didn't do the sleep study because I
focused on the ring and what it's telling me from
the sleep and getting the good quality sleep, right amount

(01:34:43):
of light sleep and deep sleep. So I think that's good.

Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
Yeah, I don't know if I need the sleep study.
The other reason I didn't do sleep study and the
full reason I'm not doing the full body MRI. First
of all, they tell you not necessarily a good idea
because it will show different things, and when it shows
different things, the doctor is obligated to look into it.
Paranoia right now, I'm just paranoia. But I went through
so much crap with the whole FA medical certificate thing

(01:35:07):
that when anything pops up like that, well then you
have to.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
Look into it. It becomes a thing where you have
to self ground and you know they so absolutely no
way am I doing that because I'm an interfere with
the flight stuff. I'm not doing I will go to
the doctor if something I feel like something's wrong. I
am not those guys. There are plenty of pilots who
do that. They don't go to the doctor for anything
because it's what they do for a living. They don't

(01:35:30):
want to be grounded and not get you know, to
uh to get you know, get get paid. So but
am I just gonna go there pre act what the
premptively problem?

Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:35:39):
Nope, I know his plane has a self landing, but
it does.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
But I so I fully intended to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:35:48):
I looked into it I found a place that was
going to do it, and then, you know, I applied
for the FA medical thing, got more information about that,
and I'm like, nope, that's off, so I'm not doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:57):
What was uh?

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
What was genus?

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Do you know what to get a colonoscope? Got it?

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Which you did? You also want to be more yolo?

Speaker 4 (01:36:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:36:06):
Okay, yeah, I mean I I did some things. I
bought a house.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
And you said that while you watched TV you refused
to sit down while watching That's.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
So over and I'll tell you why. First of all,
it sucks. Second of all, I did that at the
other house I lived in where Greg, please cover your ears.
I lived in a very small house, the treadmill living
yuh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
Can you imagine? That's so utility.

Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
It was very easy to walk and and watch TV.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
But look at her, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:36:46):
But in this house, the treadmill is in its own space.
I'm not going to tell you where. You're not gonna
like that either, but it's not in the living room. Yeah,
so you can't party there. That's fine, But only half
of the garage is filled with that kind of stuff.
The other one you can pull in your kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
Do you have a garbage can that just sits.

Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
Out well yes and no, I guess yeah, I mean
it's one of those like nice like where does it go?

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
Yeah, it has to be hidden in a cabinet.

Speaker 6 (01:37:16):
And that's a little you have to have, like one
of those pull out ones. Thanks for your cabinet front
pulls out the garbage cans are inside.

Speaker 5 (01:37:22):
How do you get one of those?

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
Container the cabinets? It starts by taking a second look.

Speaker 5 (01:37:26):
Should I have Should I have said no to this house?
A comic one? Do people still have trash compactors?

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
I have one?

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
Yeah, give me your houses, But I also want to
replace it, Yeah, with one of those cabinet ones. Menace.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
You wanted this year?

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Hashtag goals for twenty twenty five more humor, more content,
more transparency.

Speaker 7 (01:37:46):
Yes, very broad. Yeah, I think I h I got
that more common. I think I could embrace. I wanted
to go to more comedy shows, which I don't think
I did. I mean I did embrace a lot more
comedy podcasts, like that type of content that I wanted
to be exposed to. And then just like other content,
content that I'm in. And then also like when transparency

(01:38:10):
of like somebody would ask me to do something and
I would try to like bend over backers and try
to make it happen. I kind of like became more
transparent and saying I just can't do it, okay, And
I have to shout out mel Robbins because she has
that thing of like, oh, let them so because before
if you're like a pleaser and you they're like, oh,

(01:38:31):
I don't want to really upset that person. Uh, they're
gonna be upset with me. She has that thing, well,
just let them be upset, let.

Speaker 5 (01:38:38):
Them, let them and let you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
Yeah, that makes sat Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:38:44):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Sea Bass's goal was quite simple to retire, Yes, and.

Speaker 11 (01:38:48):
That is why today I think it's perfect time ring
out yeah that you will not longer no longer be
seeing me anywhere. An I'm not quite there, but I
did take steps toward that.

Speaker 9 (01:38:59):
Goal for.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
We all do. Every time we come in and you
save another dollar, Yeah, but in what way?

Speaker 12 (01:39:07):
That?

Speaker 11 (01:39:07):
But also I have other projects not yet to be
ready to be public that will contribute to toward that
goal that I have been working on consistent.

Speaker 7 (01:39:16):
And I think, yeah, I'm getting because you kind of
shared like a tidbit that was one yes, yeah, yeah,
there's one.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
I think that kind of goes towards the goal that
you're talking about. I would say, stay tuned for more information.

Speaker 6 (01:39:30):
So mysterious and you know what, and he's very much
an example of a MENACE's transparency. You know, it would
screw up nderstand. You also told us about one of
your long term projects. You hinted at it, and that
would be very much not retiring.

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
True.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Oh that's retiring. Yeah, Oh yeah, that's that's that's easy Street.
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
We're talking about the same thing we are.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
That is easy Street.

Speaker 5 (01:39:59):
That's not yeah, yeah, yet I don't know what the
hell you guys are talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
I believe me. I've been around. I've been around what
he's talking about, and it is easy.

Speaker 11 (01:40:11):
Essentially going to the library every day, throwing around and
what was what was Sammy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Sammy's do less and sleep more?

Speaker 10 (01:40:19):
Yeah that did not happen, not even close, not even
a little outside.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Yeah, did a lot more and slept a lot less.

Speaker 10 (01:40:25):
Yes, your boyfriend, I know, he's always wanted to do things.

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
And I felt guilty and I'm like, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Like this bedroom is not for sleeping.

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
Before she was never really doing anything and look at
her now.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
Yeah I wasn't.

Speaker 20 (01:40:38):
I wasn't doing as much, but I still, I think
had a lot more guilt if I slept in and
didn't take my dog for a walk or didn't there
were still things that I felt guilt over that I
wasn't getting enough sleep because of I guess I cleaned
a lot.

Speaker 10 (01:40:51):
I was still doing a lot of things, even though
it was at home.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
I guess I think overall it's kind of been a
it's like a weird year. Yeah, you know, it's not
it's not a bad year. It's not a good year.
It's just it's a weird year. It's that a weird energy. Agreed. Yeah,
it was fast yet slow. It to me like not
bad not it was not good, good, horrible. It was
one of these. It was all the things.

Speaker 6 (01:41:14):
Yeah, it was all the things. Anyway, we'll take a
quick break. We got some more Woodies show coming up
for you next.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
Hang on to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
And it is to.

Speaker 6 (01:41:24):
Put the Cherry on the New York's Resolution Sunday. So
the experiences, so this is what people when they say, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
We're going to do this one, excuse me, I'll do
we want to do.

Speaker 6 (01:41:39):
More travel, right, So the average person will spend one
and fifty one bucks on travel. Nice, nice, seven hundred
and sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Eight for meals and entertaining and I'm dying over here. Yeah,
fifty for a take a guess these days?

Speaker 6 (01:41:56):
Yeah, feel me, you'll be duc man. It's always right
when the four hundred bucks for hobby supplies and materials.
But I just thought the saying, do you have like
a like a Michael's credit card or I do have.

Speaker 10 (01:42:13):
A not a credit card, but I have a Michael's
account that I get.

Speaker 20 (01:42:15):
Points on, and then after you spend so much money,
you'll get five dollars off, however much it is.

Speaker 6 (01:42:21):
Yeah, men spend more on their stuff than women to
achieve their resolutions. And men between the ages of thirty
five and fifty four, uh, they spend more than six
thousand dollars because I guess you get older, you got
like some other things, and so maybe they like you're
when little kids, you know, want stuff for Christmas, it's
toys and whatever, and then as they get older they

(01:42:42):
want iPhones and tech.

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
Yeah, expensive stuff that you get fewer presents. They're just
more expensive. Yeah, exactly, So I guess I guess that
makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:42:51):
You know when people ask you what do you want,
and I'm like, oh dude, right, ticket items are just
so big, I don't even share it with them.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:42:58):
Well, I mean here's the thing. That's why I'm not
a big fan of presents for adults. Let's let's let
the adult that stuff like Christmas that's for kids.

Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
Oh I love getting presents for adults. You do, Yes,
I love buying presents for people.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
Love it.

Speaker 6 (01:43:13):
I like doing things for people, but not like when
it's a thing like on the birthday or Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
That's like just randomly I like to you know, just
you just have to give a physical gift just because
it's Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:43:26):
But I like that it's like something to look forward to, Yeah,
something to look forward.

Speaker 20 (01:43:30):
To buy, And there's a hunt and when you find
something that's perfect, you're like, oh, nail did I can't
wait to give it anyone.

Speaker 5 (01:43:35):
I hope you guys like what I got you guys
this year?

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
We'll find it you didn't really get us last year?

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
Right now, I got to buy.

Speaker 5 (01:43:44):
I don't need want anything.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
Giving something. What's your song? You want pepper shakers?

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
Right there?

Speaker 20 (01:43:57):
You go?

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
Okay, good. I'll buy the salt. You could buy the
pepper one. That would be a good combo gift.

Speaker 5 (01:44:03):
But I hope you guys like my theme this year.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
There's a yeah, last year, would you give us? You
gave us like a roadstance car safety last year.

Speaker 5 (01:44:13):
I don't like chokes or stuff that you want to
throw at I like practical gifts.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
Yeah, I mean right, I'll get you what iron. It
was nice that you thought of it, but that is
kind of a dumb gift. It is, Yeah, the roadside thing,
it's not exciting. It's not going to be excited by
somebody water heater.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
And from the guy who says, you know you don't
give adults presence, I'm trying to give adults presents that
they would actually use.

Speaker 10 (01:44:41):
You think that now until you need it, and then
you're like, oh, so glad you got cell phone?

Speaker 7 (01:44:46):
You called a Yeah, kids, what he doesn't feel heard
on that gift for himself, right because he doesn't do
his roadside right.

Speaker 5 (01:44:54):
Well, I don't know if this gift this year is
going to affect you that much either.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
But yeah, you know what you could do? Not get
me one?

Speaker 5 (01:45:02):
Everyone everybody gift.

Speaker 6 (01:45:05):
By the way, it was very nice. For then the gifts,
it was very nice and it's in my wife's card.
It is I'm trying to be an a hole. I'm
trying to be a dick about it. And then get
off your list. So you give me something so you
don't have to be obligated to get used.

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
Don't.

Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
I don't want anything. I love giving it. It's fun
for me.

Speaker 4 (01:45:26):
Your day join fun.

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
Well, I's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. That's it for the week, everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:45:41):
The first part of the day is over with. Let
me wrap up and tell you what you can find.
Just go to the woodieshow dot com. A whole week's
worth of brand new editions of The Woody Show, so
get caught up and everything you missed this week. We
came back with the brand new round of cart Narks.
We had that for you this week today, all the
failed stories, raccoon news, that was fun today. If you

(01:46:01):
miss it, caught up on the podcast. Just go to
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there at the Woody Show. You all right, Greg Gory,
get us out of here with some parting words of
wisdom please.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
Yeah, most of us are people who want to do
a lot of stuff, but we're trapped in the bodies
of people who want to do a lot of sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:46:29):
That is true. Oh, in fact, looking forward to a
lot of downtime on Menace and my extreme weekend trip
that we're about to embark on to Dubai. It's sixteen
hours there, sixteen and a half hours back, yeah, and
then thirteen hours on the ground in Dubai. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
Sounds relaxing, all tiring, all in one weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
I'm just gonna be doing a lot of lounge and around. Greg.
I admire that I think about your words of wisdom.
Thank you very much, Great Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the What Show some of your valuable time
this week.

Speaker 6 (01:47:04):
You know we'd love and appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back here
on Monday. Have a great weekend. SMD Doblem your.

Speaker 3 (01:47:11):
Mom's a bitch, you was a bitch, and Happy Holidays.

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
All you host is bitches.