FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 10th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
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Speaker 2 (00:43):
A good morning everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Today is Wednesday. It is December the tenth, twenty twenty five.
My name is Woody. That is great gory. We got
Menace Enigrad is here. There's a sea bass Yes, yea
to me is here. Good morning to you Morgan. Yeah, Hi,
she's our associate producer. We got Von our video producer.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
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on the show today, we have a couple of guests
Woody Show Crossfire with Hammer and Hank and.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Chatting with the boys. Also a visit from old Saint Dick.
You guys, guy, Yeah, it's it's Sea Bass clause. Now
you never remember, like he put some thought into some
gifts for us last year.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
This year, there's a there's a twist on it. Yeah's twisty.
A modern twist. You're still very grateful for what you
got last Yeah, I'm hear to be regrateful. And Greg,
I know you're excited.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
We have radio's most immature guests, whose guests talking the
trending news headlines. Metsca tell's what's happening in the world
of entertainment. We got the birthday's point of birthday all
on the way here on the Woody Show. Uh dumbas
Tyler handed this to me. And you know, we're always
good for for fun facts or you know, uh to

(02:15):
know a little bit more about about certain things. But
also like kind of in a in a conspiracy sort
of way, industry secrets that the public doesn't know until now.
See until now, like every job industry has like a
dirty little secret that everybody else in the industry knows about,
but outside nobody really does. And so people were asked,

(02:36):
what is a dirty secret of your industry that the
general public does not know but everybody in the field does.
And Uh, I'll just give you a few things that
were that were on the list. Okay, Uh, grocery stores,
because Greg, this is a big thing for you, Nemesis.
The amount of food waste is unfathomed to think about

(02:57):
it with damaged boxes of perfectly good food being tossed
out instead of marked down the waist because like the
boxes are jacked up or the cans. I always wondered, like,
what's what is there? Like when when you see like
a like a can of whatever it is dented.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, they still sell it, but we're not supposed to.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
But you know why, like what like what can happen?
Like what's.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Well, yeah, because it's not air tight anymore, right.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Potentially you don't know potentially potentially, but I always saw
like food banks showed up every night, and I mean
I worked at four different grocery stores.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
We didn't have a huge amount of waste at all.
I think this is a liar, Yeah, full of crap.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
It's about I'm buying the dented cans.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yes, really, Yeah, you're not supposed to.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Like you're fine get them because they're marked down.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah you're fine.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Okay, you're still here.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
I am.

Speaker 8 (03:43):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I mentioned before, like you know, I've eat my weight
in raw cookie dough.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
And the only reason I know.

Speaker 9 (03:50):
That is because in school when you did the food drive,
they always say if you bring a dented can, we're
throwing it out.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
It's not safe.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't I don't know anything about golf other than
going like a top golf or driving range kind of thing,
or any golf you know, but uh, industry secrets in
the public doesn't know. Somebody from the the industry said,
the latest and greatest golf clubs and equipment aren't any better,
and the stuff that was already available last year. The
technology has been maxed out for years now. Of course,
ye just put a different spin or a different whatever.

Speaker 8 (04:17):
On their.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I did hear. The best thing that you can do
is actually get yourself measured for the right equipment. Because
people just buy equipment and never measure what they actually need.
You can't improve your game.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Like when it comes to call centers, when they say
a call is being recorded, that includes while you're on hold.
So just because you can't hear them doesn't mean that
they can't hear you or that part's not being recorded.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
That is really good to know.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
That's why that's where I'm gonna mother f them from
now all right on hold and when they use that
to train future employees.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Oh my god, that's good to know.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
What's an industry secret that that you know about, but
the general public does not when it comes to medical billing.
The number of medical billing mistakes mind blowing, which yeah, okay,
but the average person doesn't understand how it works. Most
people end up paying what the bill says, when in
reality they owe a lot less than that.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
The whole industry is confusing.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, I told you.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
We have a we have a coworker in this building
who makes unbelievable money, makes really good money, seven figures,
seven figures, who whenever they get a bill from the
doctor or the hospital, they will call and go, yeah,
I just can't I just can't do the full thing
right now. But the best I could do, Like if
if you want payment in full, like right now, the

(05:32):
best I can do is two hundred bucks, and it
could be for like eight hundred bucks, and they will settle,
Like nine times out of ten they will settle. No
questions asked, the charging anyway, They just got their Moneyeah.
But I'm like, I don't know if that's brilliant or
the fact that he makes the he makes decent money
and the people who like really need that. I could see,
you know, using that, and okay, fine, not that I

(05:52):
want to pay anymore than what I'm supposed to pay.
But I, like my guilty conscience, would I don't know,
I don't I don't know if I could do it.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Well, there's no reason to do it.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
No, there's no reason for him to do it. But
I'm saying, I'm saying people, But he was telling me
in a way like, oh, no, whatever, you get it.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
This is what you do.

Speaker 9 (06:08):
Here's what its like, theft, Like, we're all going to
pay more because he's doing this.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
It's the power again, they're stealing from us. Yeah, truly,
what was it?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
There was just something I saw where, you know, the
average hospital for a bag of basically saline, which costs
they say, on average a dollar and seventy some cents
to produce. Total that includes like the packaging, the shipping,
the whole thing a dollar seventy something, they will charge
over one thousand dollars for.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Screw when it hits the billing.

Speaker 10 (06:36):
Good.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I'm glad he did this.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
I was only successful with that once, and it wasn't
by negotiating, it was by ignoring them. And the bill
went from nine hundred to four hundred to two hundred
to we're sending this to collections unless you send us
seventy bucks. All right, here you go.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Industry secrets to the public. Doesn't know mathematics all right.
Some schools have their wrecks. Some schools have their highest
level of mathematics classes by the worst teachers. They don't
explain things because they can't relate to people who need explanation,
and the school figures the students in that class don't
need explanation.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
That's fair.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
How is this an industry secret?

Speaker 8 (07:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I mean, how do they assign teachers that different stresses?
Maybe I guess, I don't know. It's silver stretch restaurants.
Most restaurants would fail a normal health inspection if the
health inspectors showed up at normal business.

Speaker 8 (07:22):
Now, I don't want to know. I don't want to see.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Yeah, every time they show up where I worked, like
everyone was in a panic.

Speaker 8 (07:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Pharmacy. The number of times in a day pharmacy texts
prevent a prescriber error that could leave a patient in
the hospital or could you know, put you the hospital
or dead. It is not huge, but it's almost never zero.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
Is the industry's secret that a pharmacist knows how to
read and count.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Neat all eyeglass frames are marked up, even the cheap ones.
A pair that comes in for ten dollars will be
marked up and sold for one hundred bucks. I did
see an interesting story, like a behind behind the story
thing about the guys who started Warby Parker. Yeah, because
they were working in the industry. I guess all the

(08:09):
places so like lens crafters, all those, it's all the
same thing, right, And so it's kind of this fix
you're we're all screwed, Like you just pay whatever it is.
And so to get anything decent, that's why I cost
you like a bajillion dollars. And so these warbur war
Werbert whatever, Warby Parker, I forget. There are two dudes, right,
these two friends, I guess, and they decided that, okay,

(08:31):
well we can come up with like designer looking frames
and they look the same as these other things they do,
except they're going to be and we'll send everything to
your house. You can try different things on. And so
now I forget what that company's worth. But it's worth
so much money, and you can get super affordable, really
cool looking, uh, without getting caught in that setup of

(08:51):
like all these guys are all like we're talking about
how orbits Expedia travelized.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's all the same. Most of the sunglass companies are
all the same.

Speaker 9 (08:59):
The manufacturers like the high end luxury brand. They're stamping
it one way and sending the other stuff another way,
like they're all the same glasses.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, and then i'll give you, I'll give you one
more than We'll move on city work. Most of the
recycle bins that you see in downtown areas, they're thrown
in with the regular trash. I've seen so many videos
of this where they show the city garbage truck showing
up to the park and they have the three different
containers right yep, and they'll open all three up and
the guy's throwing all three into the back of the
same damn truck and then putting him back like here's

(09:28):
the recycle on, here's the regular theater.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh so much theater.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Most cities don't want to spend the money to buy
a separate recycling truck for their recycle stuff.

Speaker 8 (09:38):
So I found myself caring way less about recycling. Yeah,
like I'll have a can ash throwing the trash exactly right,
because I don't want to get duped. Well, well, there
you go some industry secrets of the public. Doesn't no,
well right, good job dumbask Tyler come up with the
with something fun.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
We're gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 11 (09:54):
Phones.

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Speaker 3 (10:48):
H Welcome back, everybody, THI Today's Wednesday, December the tenth.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
How about this day and history minutes? All right, love
it give us today. In nineteen nineteen.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
That the National League voted to ban the spitball's use
by all new pictures. Oh yeah, so the spitball was
Uh then they started doing snot right, Uh, I mean
that there were that they're like, uh what they call
the little filing nail filer.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Where they emery boards. Yeah, people all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Uh, you see all kinds of stuff these guys are
using too, Like, uh, they'll spray the bat, like the
stuff that they're gonna can they spray, But you can
only spray it up to like a certain point on
on the bat, Like it can't be anymore like down
toward the barrel.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Camp An.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
There's all the like I'm thinking, like, what's that You're
hitting a round ball the round bat? Like, let's let
people use all this stuff. Let's bring in pine tar,
quark bats, steroids.

Speaker 11 (11:47):
Yeah, all that.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I want to see someone launch one of the moon
Well that's coming pretty soon right in Vegas. I think
they have a date set for like the enhanced games. Yeah,
that'd be cool. Also, you see in football where to
have like all this sticky stuff. It's like so yeah,
so sticky that they can't even get the ball off
their hands.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, today is an International Animal Rights Day, and uh,
of course that's a listed above Human Rights Day on
the on the list, Today is Dewey Decimal System Day,
all right, I remember learning about that in school. It's
a Nobel Prize Day. And today, for you beer fans,
it's National Logger Day. We got the birthday's porn of

(12:30):
Birthday come up here. In the second first mensico, tell
us what's happening in the world of entertainment. Well, one
of your favorites, Greg Jason Bateman admits that he and
his older sister.

Speaker 8 (12:39):
Justine Justine, Yeah, I met her. I've never met him.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
They don't see each other too much. Yes, it isn't
a typical relationship. They pretty much don't hang out on
Thanksgiving or Christmas. Their conversations are rich, but they're mostly
like with an adult friend, not like as siblings. And
I thought like in the early days they were kind
of like see together all the time.

Speaker 8 (13:03):
Right, Yeah, I have a feeling this might be political
because I know they're political polar opposites.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Between them.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
So stupid and she has nothing to do with acting anymore.
She's like a computer coder.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
Yeah, so I think that's that would be my guest.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
But I do have a theory outside of politics, is
that you watched the HBO uh series that they did
where they were falling around his podcast Spartless, Yes, with
who's else.

Speaker 8 (13:31):
That would be It's.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
And Will Arnette Will And.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
It's kind of like a docu series of them like
going City City and doing their podcast live, and they
were kind of it was so funny because they were
kind of always ripping on Jason for being kind of.

Speaker 8 (13:48):
A diva, total diva total, like he's very food obsessed
and you know what organic stuff he'll ye.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
They were constantly making fun of him.

Speaker 8 (13:56):
Yeah, he gave off diva energy.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
That might be part of it, but it was funny.
I liked it. So yeah, I look that up on
That's on HBO Max Spartless and also of course this
SmartLess podcast. Do you listen to that at all?

Speaker 11 (14:11):
I do?

Speaker 8 (14:11):
No, I just watched the show.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I just watched the show as well. All right now
for seemmy, Yes, did you know there are twenty new
harm Hallmark Christmas movies that are available right now on
Hallmark Plus twenty.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
But I've watched a lot.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
There's been a lot.

Speaker 13 (14:30):
They're being released weekly, so there I've been seeing about
three or four a week basically on what they're outing big,
but I didn't know twenty. Well, actually that makes sense.
Yeah yeah, if it's three or four a week for
about five weeks.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, Well, they've already been rated. And the lowest one
that's coming in is called Christmas Cup and the plot
line is after a knee injury, this woman's career is
cut short and she has to move back home and
she is put she's been placed into a team that's

(15:04):
going up against another town and there's like this, uh
I don't know, kind of like a competition going on,
but she gets a call from the Marines to go
back on the day of the competition, and she realizes that,
you know what, there's a bigger purpose in serving her community.
Oh okay, so that's the lowest rate one. I have

(15:24):
not watched that one, but I do like the girl
that's in it. Okay. I did watch when we were
on the plane back from Dubai. I watched Home Alone.

Speaker 14 (15:31):
That's watch which wass yeah some people callins. Yeah, I
watched Grimlins and it was listed under holiday movies.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, I know, Diehard. Yeah, it's all Christmas, the whole movie.
He's a Christmas gift. Cool Christmas movie.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
There's a horrible monologue about Santa in the middle of it.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
Yeah, menace. The real question is what was the number
one Hallmark movie?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Well, I do have that, all right, and it's called
what is it called? It's called Weatherman Ted Cooper.

Speaker 15 (16:05):
Okay, I did watch that.

Speaker 13 (16:07):
I did watch them, and I would agree at this point,
but I really liked Newport Christmas the best, if you're
asking me, which was the time traveling kind.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Of movie, and I really liked it.

Speaker 13 (16:20):
They go back in time to the eighteen hundreds in
New Rhode Island, and I really enjoy stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
But yeah, Ted Cooper is also Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
So if you don't know the block line like Sammy does,
this guy basically just goes back to his hometown. His
sister falls off a ladder, they have to go to
the hospital, and then he sees his high school crush
working out. So it's always the same thing because it works. Yeah,
nickel Back and Metallica, I will say, I.

Speaker 13 (16:46):
Do want to say, for the record, for anyone who
cares these are Hallmark movies? Yes, but we know Netflix
and all the other ones also release Christmas movies all
throughout the year. And I would say that the number
one released movie this year on streaming is a very little.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Ex miss on Netflix with sil Slippers.

Speaker 15 (17:03):
Don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
In Oliver Hudson, it's very good all time. We alverad
asked you all time favorite Christmas movie. We had to
have asked you, like, what's your number one Christmas movie
of all time? Does have to be Hallmark just in
general of all the Christmas movie general number one of
all time?

Speaker 13 (17:19):
I mean a Christmas Story is a classic that I
mean is I would have to say that. And then
if I'm going newer ELF, I think those would be.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
The Yeah, that's the top five.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, Christmas Story, National Impun's Christmas Vacation number two, probably,
I would say ELF.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
Probably number three, Oh is wonderful. Yeah, Mine's the ref
with Kevin Spacey and Dennis Leary, The Most Underrated Christmas
Mind Grimlins Grimlins.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
While sticking on the Christmas theme, cancer stricken King Charles
and Queen Camilla reveal their twenty twenty five Christmas card
amidst fears that it might be his mask.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
You could tell Menace wrote all rights not he's not
just reading the report.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah man, the first one. Yeah, you see that title that, like,
oh my god, it might be his last Christmas card?
What's inside? What did he write?

Speaker 8 (18:11):
And miss you?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
And this is what it says about raw Dog in
the fart box, like like here he goes, here's the
build up, here's the payoff. Wishing you a very happy
Christmas and New Year. That's all it says inside the car.
Well he personalized that.

Speaker 8 (18:28):
I see.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, yeah, good stuff. All right, thank you very much.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
Man, it's no problem.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Time for your birthdays and your birthday show. We're gonna shiver,
we're gonna sit.

Speaker 16 (18:42):
He was like, it's ship and.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
You know we don't do.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Iron Chef Bobby Play is sixty one years old to take.
He always seems like kind of is he a dick?

Speaker 4 (18:53):
I've heard no good things about his books are about
him being a dick.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Oh the books he writes. Yeah, I said, He's like,
I don't I didn't know anything about that, but like
you just get this vibe.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
That yeah, oh yeah he's not like rockstar chef guy.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, not cool Bobby Flay's sixty one today. Raven Simone
m Cosby Show, and that's so. Raven is forty today.
Meg White of the White Stripes I was after they
got inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I started like, whatever happened? Where is she? What is
she doing?

Speaker 16 (19:20):
Man?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
She has done a really good job of staying off
the radar. Yeah, what is she doing?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Just just just haanging she she tried modeling for a minute,
doing that for a minute, and then she had some
other music related thing, but pretty much on the on
the DL man. Yeah, Meg White is fifty one years
old today. Emmanuel Chaquiri it was Sloan on Entourage.

Speaker 8 (19:42):
She is super hot.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Loralai Martin's on The Mentalist She's fifty years old today.
Patrick Flueger from The Princess Diaries and Footloose, okay forty two.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
And then Kenneth.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Browna Oh Sor and Hamlet. He's a sixty five today.
Your porno birthday is Darcy Darcy Dulce.

Speaker 11 (20:03):
A right?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Is that? How you would say that? In d O
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Speaker 3 (20:07):
Darcy Dulce Today's birth to girl. She's had more fingers
in her than Greg's jar of eminem just constant fingers
in there. R Craig can't stop four hundred and thirty
two fine films, including Slippery Scissoring Volume one. Okay, Blonde
Lesbian seduces her busty Landlord. She was also in Cherry
Pop and Passion I Got Ginger bitis from a naughty ginger. Finally,

(20:33):
she was in Sleep Between the Satin Sheets, and then
who can forget her unforgetable role in Fluozy.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
In the Jacuzzie God Doctor.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah, that is a Darcy Dulce who's thirty three years
old today. And that Chapparano birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Wednesday morning. Look what's happening in the
world of entertainment?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
You stow that out there?

Speaker 7 (20:54):
Is it?

Speaker 11 (20:54):
Two goods?

Speaker 8 (20:55):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
I'm thinking maybe it's not good.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
The Woody Show, Welcome back, It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can't send us a text, of course. Over to
two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
We're just talking Christmas movies and things, and Greg said
his favorite is The Wrath.

Speaker 8 (21:21):
I love that movie.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Greg is not allergic to terrible movies, and maybe Uh,
it's not. Yeah, no, I haven't watched.

Speaker 8 (21:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
I think you would like it, to be honest. Well,
I do like Dennis Larry, Yeah, he's great. Dennis Lurry
is fantastic.

Speaker 8 (21:32):
And then Kevin Spacey and then that chick who plays
his wife. I don't know her name, but she's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
It's just always funny when when Greg starts telling us
about a movie. Half the time, it's like an Amazon Prime.

Speaker 8 (21:41):
Yeah, because that's where you find the good ones.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
No one's ever heard of, you know it is. It's
any movie that would have been in the Bargain Band,
remember when they used to put just the loose DVD's
that's his favorite, or the ones jam grocery store check out, yeahoundation.

Speaker 11 (21:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
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Look for us there at the Woodie Show. But this
person has a movie recommendation for Greg.

Speaker 17 (22:23):
I me after show us TOTAYO. Hey, I just wanted
to let mister Goring know, Uh, there's a good movie
on Prime because I know he likes watching Obscure. But
it's called Playdate with Kevin James. It starts out really
super slow and then all of a sudden boom. It's
NonStop action and actually a really good watch.

Speaker 18 (22:46):
So that's for Greg.

Speaker 17 (22:48):
Love you all, hope you have a great day.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Bye, all right bye.

Speaker 8 (22:52):
Somebody else recommended Playdate. I saw the thumbnail for it,
and I think, I guess that'll be my next watch.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
Kevin James is the giant guy from Reacher and then
looks like what's his face? Then rude?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, I think even rud. Of course it's been in
a number of things. Obviously he will forever be Milton
from Office Bace there, and I think it might be
good for Greg because it has a right I like that.

Speaker 8 (23:23):
That's that'll be my next watch, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
There's so many things that I want to watch that
I don't get around to. And I always like wonder, like,
man's greg really gone through everything that he has wanted
to watch, everything from his watch list, and now he's
like digging into me and just looking at thumbnails and going, yeah,
I'll watch that.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I got time for that looks terrible.

Speaker 8 (23:42):
The place for the most random, weirdest and probably their
own parents have never seen these movies is to be
and they have these. I went down this rabbit hole
Woody of revenge genre. Oh yeah, I've done you know,
like you start with uh, I spit on your grave,
which is brutal. Did you see the one with what's
his face? The guy you love is in all the

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revenge moviess taken the where he dress a snowplow.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yes, he's so stupid. It was like that was like,
guy that be ice something I or something I did.
I did the same thing where I went. I was
looking for vengeance movies right because I was like, man,
I watched them. Forget which one it was. I'm like, yes,
I want another one of those. Give me another hit of.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
That cold Pursuit, Coldsuit. Yeah. I saw this thing of Liam.
I'm like, ah, well, we'll check it out.

Speaker 8 (24:26):
It was the dumbest movie mad Yeah, check out to
me go down the rabbit hole of revenge movies.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Good stuff man, all right, and then share your crappy
movie recommendations with with Greg will probably love them. I
probably will Yeah eight seven seven forty four. Text us
over to two two nine eight seven and we begin
another new hour of in intensitivity training forty politically correct

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world by checking in with Gina grad who's got the
news headlines.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
One student dead and another is in critical condition after
shooting at Kentucky State University yesterday. Please say this was
not a random active shooter situation. It was more of
an issue between quote the parties involved. The shooter was
not a student at the school and was instead someone
who lived nearby Indiana. He was arrested charged with murder
and first degree assault. Cops say that while the incident

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is scary, there is no threat in the area. Everyone
should be safe, but the school is cooperating with police,
but they have canceled school for the rest of the week.

Speaker 15 (25:29):
And over in the.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
NFL, the Colt season turned upside down last weekend after
QB Daniel Jones ruptured as Achilles during the game.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Man that guy, That guy was stuck on the Giants
and sucked so hard for so long, and now he
goes to Indianapolis. They start the season just on fire,
and then this is the way the season ends for him.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
I mean that blows well.

Speaker 9 (25:51):
Both backup qbs are hurt so badly, so Indy was
looking at possibly using their tight end at the QB spot.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
But help is on the way.

Speaker 9 (26:00):
An old retired QB, Philip Rivers, who's a grandfather, Yes, grandpappy.
He's got like ten kids. Yeah, he's forty four years
old and was signed to the team's practice squad and
has a very real shot at starting.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
On Sunday, I was watching Pat McAfee and Pat McAfee
and of course he's he's a homer for the Colts
because he played for the Colts.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
But he he doesn't hate the idea. He's like, look, really,
last time I saw Philip Rivers, he couldn't move. He's
not gonna be able to move this time either. But
he's going to be proficient and he's going to be
able to do what he needs to do in order
to help this team. And he thinks that this is
actually a good thing. Yeah, yeah, like a movie of
the week he thinks this is gonna right.

Speaker 15 (26:43):
It really is.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, I forget what it was.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
It was a man who is the actor, old time actor,
not old time actor, but he's old now a man.
I forget about this old guy who ended up playing
like in the Majors. Yeah, like later on in his
like the natural.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
You know, dumbass Tyler, what's uh you're thinking of Dennis Quator?
He is, good man, Thank you, That's exactly what I'm
thinking of.

Speaker 11 (27:05):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Well, after this announcement, do you know what else popped
up a lot? You're boner? Nope, Nope, that would be uh,
bring back Kaepernick immediately, And I'm just like, dude, just
let this guy play like one game or something so
we can get this over with so we.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Can be wouldn't that be funny if they signed him
to be Philip Rivers backup. Yeah, and just like Philip
Rivers and Colin Kaepernick, so we can stop.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Hearing about this Tom Brady when.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
He was out like forty something, yeah, I think like
forty five.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Oh okay, so we know it can be done well.

Speaker 9 (27:41):
Rivers hasn't played a snap of football since twenty twenty,
but he was up for the Hall of Fame this year,
and he'd been coaching high school football the entire time,
and he said he stayed in great shape.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
So we'll see what happens.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
Is it true when you rupture your achilles, it kind
of like curls up like a window.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Shape, snaps like a piano wire.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
There's a lot of well there's a lot of tension
on it. Yeah, it goes up and kind of I
don't know about that, but it does. It does like receive.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Well, there's more dramas.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Have seen videos of how they surgically repair those Hell,
why would you watch that? Well, because they have the
like the animated graphic of how they do it. It's insane,
Like somebody figured that out. Yeah, that's again, that's the
stuff I'm impressed by, right, Like we figured out how
to yeah, like how to do that as human beings?

Speaker 7 (28:29):
Right.

Speaker 8 (28:29):
Meanwhile, an actor is walking by and your instructure not
to look at them, and they're.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Just everyone get against the wall.

Speaker 8 (28:36):
Let's cut people open and fix them.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yep.

Speaker 9 (28:38):
Well, there's more drama around the hockey venue for the
Milan Winter Olympics. With the games less than two months away.
The arena that's supposed to host the game still doesn't finish,
and the ice reportedly doesn't meet NHL's standards.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
A problem. You know, I need it until February. It
used to be done. It's only on January. It was
a habifore you know, a problem.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
That's a direct quote.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
By the way, don't they know that they don't build
stuff fast over there?

Speaker 9 (29:03):
Well, NHL Commissioner Bill Daily says straight up that if
the ice isn't safe, they ain't playing. He added that
the issues should be fixable, but time is tight since
construction is scheduled to finish on February second, and the
Women's hockey tournament starts just three days later. Now you're
super into hockey and you have a kid that's super
into hockey. What could possibly be wrong with the ice?

Speaker 16 (29:23):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Well, I mean something it needs to They have like
such standards for like the water itself. Really, Oh yeah,
they're constantly testing. It's it's crazy. I forget exactly you
would think the ice is really thick. It's like three
quarters of an inch or something like that. Yeah, NHL
ice is is about like this thick. Yeah, and so

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there's yeah, there's a lot as far as there's something
with I forget the word they use, but basically like
how the smoothness of it, the like, yeah, I can't.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Think, I can't, I can't think the word. But there's
there's a lot he's got.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
It's like these do who do like turf for baseball
stadiums or football stadium There's so much. They got way
more science than you know, if you have like a
you know, like like a weekend hobby of like doing
your lawn, Greg, like you're out there doing your stuff
with turf builder Scotts.

Speaker 8 (30:14):
I think the scientific term is the slippiness.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, the NHL is kind of in a tough spot
because if they can't get this right, they already pushed
a bunch of games, so there's all this openness in
the schedule to accommodate for the players who are going
to play in this. So if for whatever reason they go,
you know what, no players are going. The NHL is
just sitting there. Yeah, their players aren't playing.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
There's nothing going on.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Whether they couldn't, but they can't all of a sudden
just start scheduling games because it doesn't work that way.
So it really puts the league in the bad position.
I would love to be there, they would suck here
and say bring out the zambo.

Speaker 8 (30:46):
And yeah, it's the same with runways at airports. You
think it's just pavement, Yeah, it's completely different.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Animals. So really, I don't know the science behind that either,
old menace there you go. Yeah, I believe, like for
car tracks and stuff. Yeah, I mean, like the banks,
the yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Sure, so much goes
into you think about it.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
They had to put to it for the biggest strip,
they had to put special cement in there.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (31:14):
Well, speaking of transportation, this is terrifying. A small plane
ran into some trouble while flying over Florida. After pilots
noticed engine problems, they called in an emergency. They realized
they ain't going to make it to the airport, so
they tried to land on a highway. Okay, fine, but
during the attempt, the plane clipped a moving car, bounced
off of.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
It, hit it again, and then crashed.

Speaker 9 (31:35):
The car was being driven by this terrifying fifty seven
year old woman, who luckily escaped with only minor injuries.
Both pilots also not only survived, but basically we're not
hurt at all.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, the highway was shut.

Speaker 9 (31:48):
Down, CRUs clear in the wreckage and the NTSB of
course looking into what caused this crash, but everybody's just fine, Well,
it looks.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
An engine failure. Yeah, I guess one one of the
guys was a student pilot, and so engine failure on it.
It was like a multi engine plane. Yeah, and so
there's yeah, it's it's a it's a thing that happens, right.
People they find like an emergency of all, where's the
place that you could land if you had to. There's
a stretch of highway highway and you could tell yeah,

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and you could tell they were like trying to hold
it off until the woman's car like kind of went
by and they could like put it down behind. But
I think they just it just they just had the
sink and it just the sink rate just boom.

Speaker 8 (32:29):
Okay, so engine fails. How much time between engine failure
and oh crap, we have to be on the ground,
Like do you have two minutes or one minute?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Depends how long you can yeah, how you are, Well,
it's how high you are and how long you can glide,
Like what's what your glide ratio?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
How much do you think, like how many feet before
they would stop? Once they are on the ground.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yeah, Oh that could be pretty quick because they the
brakes would still work, right, the engine fail, but everything
else is still working.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
The reason I'm asking is because remember, uh, just recently,
I went to that car show at the wind on
their golf course and they had a plane on there.
I'm like, how did you get this plane on the
golf course? And like, oh, we just landed on the course.
But you said they could. They could. I don't think
they really did that, really, I don't think they could. Yeah,
it's a massive golf course. Yeah, I mean they could
do it.

Speaker 11 (33:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
They call that a soft field landing. Oh yeah, yeah,
Like how did they get this plane in the middle
of the golf course?

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Yeah, they probably at Harrison Park.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah, but they just, like you landed. You're telling me
that they landed it at the private airfield like down
the road and then put it on a truck.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
I'm not sure exactly how they did it, but I
would just I would be surprised if they decided to
intentionally landed on a golf course and course this like
it was a vision jet right, yeah, like that plane
in particular, I'd be surprised if they intentionally landed on
the on the golf personally, I mean maybe I'm completely wrong.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
Yeah, is that not bad for the plane, the wheels
and everything to land on?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
No, I mean there was more like when you're landing
on a side that that's why you practice that like
soft field landing. So like if you're landing on.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Dirt or grass or whatever, you don't want is the
nose wheel to get caught and then the whole plane
kind of flips over. You know when you hit the
front brakes on a bike and you go over the handle.
That's that's what you're trying to avoid. So when you
land that way, like the whole idea is to like
land soft on the on the on the gear the
back here, and then keep the nose up until it
just naturally loses speed and softly because they don't want

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it going into the ground.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
They's been bugging me for weeks. I did, and they
said they landed on the golf course. Yeah, I mean yeah,
I doubt that.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
And also because it's a really nice, nice golf course
where they're holding in a tournament.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
It was it was the car show, so millions of
dollars worth.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
Of cars Yeah, Now you got me thinking, how did
they get cars and malls. I've always wondered that the.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Malls, that's drive it in.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah, and where a service, there's a service you ever
see you ever see those like the hallways where.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
The bathrooms are.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
A loading dot kind of in the.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Mall, Like when you're like, the restrooms are this way,
like you're walking down the you know, the mall and
stores are on either side, right, and there's the hallway
where at the very end of there's like the bathrooms
are down there.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, those hallways are super wide. And at the end
of those hallways. What about the door? The doors open
at the end of the hallways to.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
The Morgan I'm loving I've never seen a big door
like that. Okay, not to go on a tangent, but
it made me think about that.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
I used to think about that at car dealerships, right,
or like a casino. How'd you get that in there?

Speaker 8 (35:23):
How'd you get that up on a platform in a casino?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, so many questions.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Well, let's talk about another.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
I saw a military helicopter on the flatbed the other
day on the on the highway. Yeah, it is mind boggling.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah, they take the rotors off and everything. But it
was just sitting on the sea, but like an airplane
that has wings.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Like, I get it, now, I get it.

Speaker 9 (35:46):
Well, let's talk about this new lawsuit that's been filed
against Weld Caribbean Cruise Line by the family of this
thirty five year old dude who died on board Navigator
the Seas last year. But listen, the suit claims he
was served thirty three drinks at the ship bar before
he went on this drunken tirade he attacked and threatened
to kill crew members and fellow passengers.

Speaker 8 (36:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
I saw a video of this guy because he was
like trying to kick the door into a cabin.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
So I guess the deal was they got on board
right and the room wasn't ready, and so they're like,
all right, well, we'll let you know when the when
the room is ready. And so he went off to
this bar and he's there with his wife and his
kids by the way, and so the other one they're
all like hanging and whatever and waiting, getting impatient for
when the room's gonna be ready. In the meantime, this
guy has thirty some drinks.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Never been on a cruise ship before, okay.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
And now he's wasted and he's getting like he's I'm
gonna go see what's up of this room, and he
starts this whole thing with the with the staff yep,
and threatening the staff and yelling and kicking the door
in the whole thing. And that's that's how this whole
thing happened.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
Yeah, so he was detained and according to the lawsuit,
the staff allegedly injected him with a sedative that allegedly
killed him.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Well he's a big dude, this big huge. One of
the I saw in the report. One of the causes
of death was obey because well.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Well no, the reason being is because they got the
guy in the ground and they're trying to restrain him
because you're a big dude, right, and so they're kind
of sitting on the guy. But when you're fat, you
have all this extra soft tissue that makes breathing even
harder as it is, and so when now it's when
anybody's sitting on you, even if you're big, it restricts
you even more.

Speaker 17 (37:20):
So.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
The obese contributed to the fact that someone was saying yeah,
and then when the I guess it was the captain
of the ship who had you know, the sedative.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
And you know you got to go straight to the
top for that.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
And so then that of course got complicated by.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
The other you know, I heard they used pepper spray
on him too, damn didn't.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Take him down like an elephant.

Speaker 9 (37:41):
Well, they changed everything to homicide homicide investigations.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
We'll see how that turns out.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
And finally, remember, Sammy, don't let me down on this
because I don't know if we're already over the Barrista
cup from Starbucks. Yeah, Starbucks Barrista. Well, they've released remember
these fights in stores. Well, we have good news for
everyone who didn't get one. You're gonna get another chance
at getting.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
The berry Stick Cup.

Speaker 9 (38:07):
They're not being sold though, but they can be won.
So Starbucks announced that their Starbucks for Life game is
back and that rewards members will get chances to win
you know, free drinks and food and gift cards, and
the grand prize is Starbucks for Life and members can
also win the berry Stick Cup in the game. And
some people would call that the real grand prize because
people literally went one sane over this.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
You've been to this before, Greg, with whatever it is
that people are going crazy for some gaming system or
the new phone, like just make more.

Speaker 8 (38:37):
Make I've never.

Speaker 11 (38:40):
Right, but if you have.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
But if it's a bear cup, okay, it's stupid. It's
so dumb.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
If you have something like that, and you know everybody's
always bitching about money and profits and both, and you
have something that people.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
Are are going fighting each other.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Make more. If five thousand more, like the beers and diamonds,
when it starts going on a slight decline on popularity,
that's when they start making more.

Speaker 13 (39:08):
And it's smart because they make it so that it's
in demand and people can't get it, and now they're
going come here and buy drinks and buy more drinks
so that you can maybe possibly get this.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I feel like Starbucks has these things built in. They
have so many of these like levers that they can
pull because it's like, oh, it's pumpkin spice season, Like
that's a big it's red cup day.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
We ran out of pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
We have this new tumbler cup and you do that.
But like not everything needs to.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
Be And you guys are discussing like the Act of economics,
in which ess applying to man. People want it, we
get it. But if Woody and I had the widget
company and the society was freaking out over these widgets,
and you're fighting your friend over it, Woody and I
don't care if you guys love it, so we just
want to sell more.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Well more would probably say is you guys are playing checkers.
We're playing checks you.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Know, it's funny, long game. I never realized this, but
if you go into a a role X store, like
you see a Rolex store, like one of these high
end places, like, you can't just walk in and buy
a role X like.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
You have to go in and you have to establish
a relationship with one of the employees, and then you know,
down the line, maybe the watch that you're interested in
becomes available to you and they will then reach out
to you and invite you to then purchase the role Like,

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you can't just walk in and buy a Rolex, and
if they don't like you, they can just be like nah.
But once you have that relationship, then you're able to
go in there and go to your part. Let's say
Gina worked at the role X and I'd walk in
there and I go, oh, Gina, I'm really interested in
this blah blah blah blah. But I think that Bert
was talking about that platinum whatever.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Yeah, like pound sand I don't know you.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, but not that one. That's a that's a special
barista version.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
But like then then it's easier for you. It's like
once you that happens with when it comes to Lamborghinis
or Ferrari.

Speaker 9 (41:12):
So what's the difference between that and I mean not
what's the difference, but what's the difference in your argument
between that and the Barristick cup?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
No, I understanding, like yo, companies making things really difficult
to get because I guess there are there are people.
There's there's a demand for X number of millions of
rolexes every year and they make about a million. So
they produce one million rolexes worldwide every year and that's
pretty much it, right, So you get it.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Yeah, you get the baristic cup whether you want.

Speaker 11 (41:37):
To or not.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
You're talking about a dumb cup and it's a guy
who really likes watches. I will say I think rolllex
is overrated, like Bert was, you know, never give watching? Yeah,
liked the roll x is overrated. I don't know if
they look that cool, get yourself a sweet old timing.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
They look old money.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, I just I mean, I understand what it is.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
They're recognizable.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Yeah, and you can't play Frogger or any games on him.
What's the point?

Speaker 9 (42:06):
Well, for the barrista, the game is available to be
played now and you can play it till January fourth,
So get cracking.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
And that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
With I thank you very much, Ginigrad Moore? What do
you show next?

Speaker 17 (42:16):
Hang on?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
The Woody Show returns right after these messages show all right,
a couple of things that I saw in news. I
wanted to bring you up.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Here's want to get you into the holiday spirit. The stude,
New Jersey plays Santa every year. He's a retired school teacher.
He advertises his appearance appearances at Santa on his website.
He offers up a quote little extra Christmas manager. Is
he one of these guys that looks like Santa like already?

Speaker 10 (42:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (42:49):
Those guys are strange.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Well, the cops they shut up at his door. They
got worried about some illegal internet activity. They got a
war into search the place. And I guess what, you guys,
what uh? This Santa is a.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Kitty toucher, had a bunch of like kitty porn on
his computer. God damn it. So had the cops get
tipped off?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
I'm glad you asked, because Santa I guess had filmed
a kid in a bedroom and then sent it to somebody,
and then that someone reported him as they should.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
It was good good.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Uh, he was arrested, taking the jail. But a little,
a little side note on this one. The news can't
just report the story. They always send some porschemuck out
there to go talk to people to get their reaction.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
And here's my thing.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Do they ever add anything to the story unless it's
like a hi, you wive, hide your kids?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Which is the best or the Uh? It's always people
that not even heard what happened.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
I went in to get a cold pope.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Nobody got to it.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, Jesus fire or it's usually it's usually he was
such a nice, quiet guy.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Yeah, kept to himself.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah, yeah, they don't. They never do. For example, for
this particular story, here are a couple of the neighbors.
Uh that the news talk to you. Now, let's let's
get some really good insight on this Santa perv.

Speaker 15 (44:04):
It wasn't until we saw Mark taken away that he
really is something was going on with him.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Oh, really, that's what.

Speaker 8 (44:13):
You realized.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
You wouldn't You weren't aware of all this and was
saying nothing.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
They like when the cops show up and they take
one of your neighbors out of the house in handcuffs.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
That's when we realized.

Speaker 15 (44:26):
It wasn't until we saw Mark taken away that he
really is something was going on with him. He was
such a nice guy. You played Santa. I knew he
was a teacher.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
Was kind of disappointing, kind of a little but Santa
is the perfect thing for him because you're having kids
sit on.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Your lap all day.

Speaker 9 (44:40):
Yeah, it was only kind of disappointing, moderately peeved by.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
This somebody else.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
It's a terrible terrible thing to hear about scial this time.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
Of the year.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Okay, so it's a terrible thing to hear about any
time of the year if it was summertime.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah, all right, I have grandsons, and you know that's
a that's a sad thing. What what's a sad things?

Speaker 8 (45:04):
Because if you don't have grandson's.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
That's how about a round of do you buy it?
What do you showed? Trademark original game?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
This chick in New York City, she ordered a burrito
bowl from Chipotle door Dash delivered it, and she claims
that when she been into it, that there was a
rodent hidden inside the bowl. Now everybody's been to a Chipotle, right, yeah,
how come.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
On, Yeah, it's out there in the little bin.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Yeah, that's like with those where they have like the
grilled peppers and onions, the little whiskers. She followed a
lawsuit saying this has caused her quote pain, shock, and
severe mental anguish, and that these effects will be permanent.
Her lawyer says that Chipotle failed and the responsibility to
provide safe, sanitary food, and they're asking for compensatory and

(45:55):
punitive damages. Chipotle says the woman is full of coca
not rodent, and they released to stay in saying they
strongly deny the allegations and they intend to vigorously defend themselves.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (46:07):
Do you buy it?

Speaker 4 (46:08):
I mean I'd buy that she's lying.

Speaker 9 (46:10):
Yeah, because even when you have that little spoon or
the little tongs, you wouldn't notice if there was a
tail at the end of it.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Come on, whe would the road and come from It's
an open kitchen at Chipotle. The grill is out there.
They're throwing the You ever see them growing up the chicken.
So you're waiting in line, Yeah, yeah, mixing the guacamole.

Speaker 8 (46:28):
I'm gonna you know.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
What I buy?

Speaker 4 (46:30):
It really actually happened part of a mouse, but not
a full mouse. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Yeah, But again because it's not a pre if Chipotle
was a pre packaged place, you know where they have
the big plastic bags and they kind of just cut
the top off and dump it in a you know,
a vat the heat. It different that God knows where
that stuff came from. But when they're grilling the chicken
out in front of everybody, open kitchen, yeah, open kitchen,
and they're building the.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Bowls right there ceiling.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Maybe you don't buy greg, I think it could be possible. Sure,
menaced you buy it percent?

Speaker 8 (47:07):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I can tell he's being funny, you know, I buy
I kind of buy it, you did? I see? It
could be possible. This is like the oldest scam in
the book.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Yeah, like put a roach in my salad, you'll get
it for freez.

Speaker 8 (47:19):
Well, when I worked at a pizza place, people would
complain every once in a while, not a lot, but
that they would find little curly pieces of metal on
their pizza, and I thought they were lying too. But
it turns out when you open the can of olives
sometimes the gable that's more believable. It is like this
that you bit into a rodent. Right, give me a break.

(47:39):
I had something disturbing happened to me very recently at
a birthday party. There was this beautiful charcuterie board and
they had preshudo or I believe that the paper thin.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah, it's all like ribbony.

Speaker 8 (47:52):
So I took a bite of that. It's usually like buttery,
soft and delicious, and I thought there was a rock
in it. My tooth just went in it like instant pain.
I spit it into my hand and it was an
olive pit, which I thought, that's weird to beget. And
then it dawned on me a few minutes later, Wait,

(48:13):
just the pit. That means somebody ate the olives, spit
the pit out and it went back on the charcoony board,
and it sure did about it. Now I'm still disturbed
by it, and my tooth still hurts from it.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Rose So do you buy it?

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Hit us up on the text, yes or no? But
this chipotle bit into a rodent in her burrito bowl.
Later over to two, right over to two two nine
eight seven, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (48:40):
Yeah, buy it.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
They don't have any rodents there. This Chipotle rat severely
stinks like the Wendy's chili finger. I'm yeah, exactly. Well,
nobody said it was a gigantic rat dig and it
turns out they didn't. That was like a litt little mouse,
little mouse mouse classic story.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Check in on some after hours voicemails right eight seven
seven four. Anytime after the show until we meet up
again the next day or after a weekend is when
you can leave us whatever. God, if you're listening on
the podcast, you know you can always be a part
of the show that way too. We are talking about
the real idea and Greg's refusal to get the real ID.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
And there was a story about.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
How they're gonna start finding people if you don't have
the real ID, like forty five bucks or something like
that in the airport and things to use a passport anyway,
So somebody called in about that, gret Hey, So talking.

Speaker 7 (49:37):
About real ID, I think one of the big reasons
why we don't know, the big difference why we don't
see why we can't use our regular ID is because
the California license was already meeting the several standards for
the new real ID, but a bunch of other states
their driver's licenses didn't meet those standards. So everybody had

(50:00):
come out with a new quote unquote license that had
all the features of the real ID. But it meant
that Californians had to buy new licenses. It's stupid, but
that's why.

Speaker 8 (50:10):
Okay, see doesn't that make you suspicious? Like Sammy pointed out,
they want us to have this thing so badly, and
they're forcing it down our throats so much. But when
the state doesn't, everybody else has to do it. And
one state did it, but this state did it differently,
so now we have to do it again and do
it this way. Stop with the forcing this stupid reality everybody,

(50:31):
So sus yeah, let us live right.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Woody after hours voicemails.

Speaker 16 (50:38):
You know, I'm on travel work right now and I
always get a king size bed, and then that wasn't
an option this time. So I got two queens and Sammy,
you're absolutely right. You get one for eating and one
for sleeping. The two queens that is the way to go.

Speaker 8 (50:56):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Eating in bed is terrible. It's like a hotel.

Speaker 13 (51:06):
Yeah, showers, get room service, you watch TV, and then
you sleep in a different bed.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
It's actually the worst because you're going.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
To sleep in it later.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Okay. But if it's room service, they bring the thing,
the little table thing, you can use that to eat.
There's a desk. There's like to be in bed too messy.
I'll tell you this. When they mill in the room
service on a table and sit at the edge of the.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Bed, right, that's what I'm sea, like, ye, right on
the bed. Yeah, I'm a slob and totally you soudo.
My buddy is he uh when his wife is out
of town. He can't do this when she's around because
she chames him, but he likes to uh be in bed.

(51:47):
And I guess he's a guy who's I don't know
if he's fully naked when he's sleeping or whatever, but
like so he's no shirt on, but he's sitting in
bed watching TV eating spaghetti.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Oh my god, big ball, Like yeah, like coplghetti. I'm like, dude,
what a mess.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
That's pretty gross.

Speaker 8 (52:02):
If you don't know how to eat.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Only time I'll eat in bed is when I'm just
like super hungover. Yeah, like Chilian of bread bowl and
peel and eat shrimp crab legs. That's that's yeah, right.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
In bed bowl spaghetti you're just holding it.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
I remember everywhere.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
But that's the thing when you twirl it or like
like the little like uh cues tomatoes one Okay, Greg
as a dude, when when you pee right like there's
that splash. There's like those little tiny droplets that you'll
see like on the floor and go yeah, oh my god.
Totally and the gross like it's almost it's almost an
argument to sit. Yeah, because there's pea going everywhere.

Speaker 8 (52:41):
It really does.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Spaghetti's kind of the same thing where that sauce.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
It splatters a bit, does I don't I don't want
that in my bed hell a hotel absolutely, yeah, eighty
four Wooding. You can leave us whatever you got after hours,
voicemails anytime after the show until we meet up the
next day.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Also hit us up on social media. Look for us
there at the Woody show.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Another reminder, Menace is gonna be at the new Salvation
Army Thrift store yeah in Glendale, Central Avenue there in
Glendale noon to too on Friday, So a couple of
days from now.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
He'll have a bunch of giveaways while he's there. And
let's not forget about the donuts and coffee while supplies last.
You can't get that anywhere. Guys, there early, but yeah,
I get there early for the coffee in the dome
and the theme part tickets. I mean stay for that stuff. Yeah, yeah,
get there early for the coffee the dome.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Get all the details the address, more info, just go
to the events tab on our website, The woodieshow dot com.
That's the new Salvation Army Thrift store on Central Avenue
in Glendale. Noon to two with Menace on Friday.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Show.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Thank you for being here, Greg Vennis, Junia Grant, We
got sea bags, Sammy's here. Morgan's heres are open eight
seven seven forty four Wooding set us a text over
to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Check in with us right now. Thought's let's open up
the phones and get everybody lined up.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
We're gonna play around of radio's most immature game, ladies
and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Boys and girls. Let's play guess Who's and while Morgan's
getting everybody set up for a round of guests whose
gas eight seven seven forty four, Wooding, I did.

Speaker 8 (54:29):
Have some gas related news. O gas related news. Let's
see that ever happened.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Research now suggests that hydrogen sulfide, the smelling gas that's
in your gas, may help protect the brain from Alzheimer's
disease R.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
So he studied from John Hopkins Medicine found that in mice,
the gas helped prevent the build up of tangled proteins
that block the communication between brain cells and cause them
to die. And the researchers that gave the mice with
a fart into the mice gave the mice a compound
that just slowly released this hydrogen sulfide, and they showed

(55:09):
a fifty percent improvement in memory and in motor function.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (55:15):
And they found it hilarious.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Yeah, I loved it. Yeah, everybody had the best time.

Speaker 11 (55:20):
Right.

Speaker 8 (55:21):
It's just fun all around. Yeah. Yeah, and good for you.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Guess who's gas right his most immature games. It's very simple.
I sent everybody home with an ongoing homework assignment that
whenever you feel one bruin that you grab your phone
or some kind of recording device and you capture it,
because if you don't, you regret it. Yeah, and then
you email it to me and I keep anice little
file here of everybody's submissions, their homework assignments, and then

(55:44):
we play this round of guests whose gas. You just
had to be the first person to correctly identify whose
gas it is, and if you can do that, you
are going to win a prize again. If you want
to play, call us now eight seven seven forty four Woodie,
and uh, let's see. Let's go to our first contest
and say hi to Bianca. Hey, good morning, Bianca. Hold on,

(56:10):
I got Bianca on the wrong line. Hold on, hold on,
We're gonna try that again. Hold on, hold on, systems,
goofy with the Okay, here we go. Let's say hi
to Bianca. Hey, what's up Bianca?

Speaker 17 (56:21):
Hey, good morning guys.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Hey, it's all right, so Bianca, We're gonna play the
sample for you and you just have to correctly guess
who's gass. Will just remind you that your options here, Woody, Gina,
Greg Menace, Ze Bass or Morgan because Sammy refuses to play.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
I don't refuse. They don't make a sound.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Sure, all right, so U Bianca, whenever you're ready, say
hit me, hit me.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
I called this one because I named them, all right,
I call this one the up speak.

Speaker 8 (56:58):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
And I went to the mall and then I was
trying to find.

Speaker 8 (57:07):
Some of the boo boo. It sounds like a cartoon,
the up speak.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
All right, So Bianca, guess who's gas? Woody, Gina, Greg Menas,
Sea Bass or Morgan.

Speaker 11 (57:28):
I'm going with menace, show me menace?

Speaker 8 (57:39):
All right?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Thank you, Banka, appreciate listen to show. Let's say hi
to Alie? What up? Ali? Good morning, Woody show? How
are you are fantastic? Are you ready to play? Guests?

Speaker 8 (57:49):
Who's gas?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
You got you? When you're ready to say?

Speaker 11 (57:52):
Hit me?

Speaker 16 (57:55):
All right?

Speaker 10 (57:55):
Hit me?

Speaker 11 (57:58):
All right?

Speaker 8 (58:04):
A toy or an animal? All right?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
So Ali, guess whose gas menace is off the table?
Your options are Woody, Gina, Greg c Mass or Morgan.

Speaker 7 (58:17):
I think I'm getting big Greg vibes from that one, getting.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Big Greg vibes? Is it Greg Gory?

Speaker 15 (58:31):
You remember that one?

Speaker 8 (58:32):
I do, because it was probably recent.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
It just happened.

Speaker 8 (58:36):
It just happened.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Yeah, he just said it to me. Yeah, he just
said it to me last week.

Speaker 8 (58:42):
Now, yeah, standard every day afternoon.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Far oh okay, there was nothing in particular.

Speaker 8 (58:48):
No, it was nothing food, you know, related.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
It was literally sounds like you stepped on like a
dog toy.

Speaker 8 (58:54):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Jeremiah was a bullfrog.

Speaker 8 (58:58):
Is morning on the way to work. And then right
when I get.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Hold, Yeah, well there you golem. Guess who's guess?

Speaker 10 (59:05):
Right?

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Ali, Congratulationship, you know you're fuss, Thank you, You're welcome down.
Hang on one second, we'll get all your information. Radio's
most immature game. You guys all, we'll we'll take a
break because I think the I think the boys are
ready to go. What do you show?

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Crossfire with Hammer and Hanks and Half Baked?

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Thank god that is coming up next on the Woody Show.

Speaker 18 (59:28):
Hang on, I'm not wearing a helmet.

Speaker 8 (59:31):
It's not gonna wear a helmet, straight up.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
You guys are idiots. Back to the what do you show?

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Well, it's time to check in with two of our
good buddies, longtime friends of minutes.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Yeah probably they go way back, probably twenty plus years.
Twenty plus years. We'll start by saying hello to Half Baked.

Speaker 8 (59:58):
We still swolvers, Yeah, Bake.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Half Big, How you doing buddy, I'll but he's doing good.

Speaker 11 (01:00:08):
When Nick Coogan blues all that money and it has nothing, all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Right, so we're back to of all right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Yeah, yeah, Half Baked has a one track mind alive
with whoever he's focused on in that particular moment. It
goes back and forth in a bunch of different things.
And then also let's bring in for what he showed crossfire.
Everybody say hi to Hammer and Hank.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Hey, Buddy, Showyboddy, Hammer and Hank of course the the
host of the Hammer and Hank podcast with who Ryan Hoppy,
Ryan Happy?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
And then you can find that on the podcast platform
of your choosing. It's on a bunch of different platforms.
Half Baked you can typically find at your at your
local Texas roadhouse. Yeah, you're still obsessed with the with
the with the Texas roadhouse. Yeah, oh yeah, no daily
you know, Menace and I just went to Dubai for

(01:01:04):
an extreme weekend trip and while we were there, Menace
was out and about and in Dubai they have a
Texas roadhouse.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
I went outside of it. I didn't go. He took
a picture. He took a picture of the outside of it.
Yeah the hell would you have that?

Speaker 11 (01:01:22):
Awesome?

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Yeah, it was right next to the pizza hut and
the CAMFC. Yeah, they have all the finest restaurants. I
did see a hard rock cafe. They went to Raising Canes. Yes,
they did go to They did go to Raisin Canes. Anyway,
so we have a half baked and Hammer and Haggetts.
What do you show Crossfire. I just want to get
their takes on different things, different news stories that are
that are happening, and as we get to the to
the end of the year, we'll have some some holiday

(01:01:45):
type stuff to ask them about. Let's start with a
couple of the news stories, gentlemen, and the first one,
just because it's it's the oldest of the stuff, we
want to ask you about the drunk raccoon.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Did you see the drunk raccoon that passed out in
the in the bathroom.

Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
Him face down? Yeah, facedown files.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Yeah, you guys didn't hear about the Yeah, yeah, there's
there's a whole video for it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
The hat bag you can find in the first thing
had menace thought of for you, Hammer and Hand because
it used to have a job at Jack in the Box.
And apparently you had some kind of animal encounter involving
a dumpster. Do you remember that, Yes, what happened.

Speaker 11 (01:02:21):
It was super Mighty and the dumpster way back in
nineteen ninety too.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
I believe in nineteen ninety two you were working at
Jack What what job did you have with the Jack
in the box?

Speaker 8 (01:02:33):
What was your job?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
I was a janitor janet. Oh yeah, so you're always
at the dumpster and you were fighting those meats all
the time.

Speaker 11 (01:02:40):
The MEAs Yeah, super vite everywhere.

Speaker 8 (01:02:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
How to deal with him? Hannah hammering?

Speaker 11 (01:02:46):
Yeah, I had to do my job the best as
I can.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Did you have to like exterminate them anyway? Did you
have to call somebody? Or did I just have to
fight the merchant?

Speaker 11 (01:02:56):
I got my boss him and he could friends.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
That what happened? Oh there's a confrontation.

Speaker 11 (01:03:03):
Yeah, we'reated.

Speaker 8 (01:03:09):
That was the end of that. More than just a confrontation.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Yeah, yeah. Happy. Let me ask you. Let me ask
you a question. Have you ever had any kind of
like weird animal encounter?

Speaker 11 (01:03:18):
No, I've been blissed.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Yeah, I mean Menace has so many Yeah, he's always
got like raccoons awesomes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
I've had raccoons, impossible.

Speaker 11 (01:03:29):
I've had my fear of share of battles. Don't don't
get it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Wrong, okay, but battles against what just people or animals?

Speaker 10 (01:03:39):
People?

Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
Yeah, people.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Yeah, we've heard people are tricky. Yeah, we've heard about
some of this. But besides, something else falls.

Speaker 11 (01:03:46):
From the movie theater.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, we heard about that. Yeah, he got
he got punched. Yeah, half bag punched him. But let
me ask you this.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
So, besides a dog or a cat, you know those
are this two standard pets for most people. What is
the weirdest pet you think hat bage that somebody can have,
Like you kind of judge them for having this pet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Do you think it's weird?

Speaker 11 (01:04:07):
Yeah? I think Michael Jackson's monkey.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Bubbles was weird.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
And that's another one of MENACE's dreams is to have
a pet monkey. But I'm having a monkey and hammered. Hank,
what about you, besides a dog or a cat, what
do you think is the weirdest pet that somebody can have?

Speaker 11 (01:04:24):
Probably dolphin?

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
A dolphin, that's a good answer. That'd be kind of weird.

Speaker 11 (01:04:28):
Yeah, you take care of it, you have to keep
it on, you have to have like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
A yeah, you have to have a pretty big pool,
would assume, right, Hank.

Speaker 11 (01:04:40):
Huge, a huge, huge, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
If you and if you had a dolphin, hank, what
would you name it?

Speaker 11 (01:04:48):
Shakira?

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
I love that dolphin. Dolphins don't lie. A dolphin named Shakira.
That makes that makes a lot of sense, all right,
Next one, that's what Crossfire.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Another story that's been in the news.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
It's a social media band for people under the age
of sixteen in Australia.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Good idea, bad idea. We'll start with you half baked.

Speaker 11 (01:05:15):
Good idea. I agree with it? And why because you
don't need to see all this evil till you're eighteen?

Speaker 8 (01:05:23):
Okay, the youth of America Australia.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Do you think in general that we would be a
better society half baked if we didn't have access to
social media? Like, had social media never been invented, do
you think that everybody would be happier to be a
better world for society?

Speaker 11 (01:05:41):
Fifty fifty or sixty forty?

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
All right, well let's keep it positive. What's your favorite
thing about social media?

Speaker 11 (01:05:48):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
What do you enjoy the most from social media? Is
there an account? Hell thet shit? I hear you followup?
Half back? Do you subscribed to any buddy or have
you been on OnlyFans?

Speaker 11 (01:06:02):
No, get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
With the dollar. He would not spend money on that.
Who's your latest hottie though you haven't expressed, like, who
do you think is the hottest? Who's your girl right now?

Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
Right now?

Speaker 17 (01:06:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:06:17):
Nobody, you guys would know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Why do you work with her? No is Madison Beer?
Because you're really in a bay Watch And who was
your favorite bay Watch character?

Speaker 11 (01:06:31):
All Baywatch was was pre internet soft core porn?

Speaker 17 (01:06:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Yeah, but who was the Batties? Who's your favorite?

Speaker 18 (01:06:42):
Like?

Speaker 11 (01:06:42):
Yeah, and Carmel Electra.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Let's let's go back to uh to Hammer and Hank
on the question.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
So Australia has banned social media for anybody out of
the age of sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
You think that's a good idea? Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:06:57):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
And why?

Speaker 11 (01:06:58):
I think it's a stupid idea?

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Ok, couldn't wait for his term all right, So Hank,
you think it's a stupid idea.

Speaker 11 (01:07:07):
But why because I think anyone, regardless of they should
have pass to social media because they want interact with friends,
to interact, to be able to kind of didn't we
already have that with with texting and phone calls and
good old fashioned let us face?

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Oh yeah, do we need?

Speaker 17 (01:07:29):
So?

Speaker 11 (01:07:29):
Social media is better?

Speaker 8 (01:07:31):
Better?

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Then what is your favorite thing? Hammer and Hank on
social media Facebook? Facebook? Like, what do you what do
you like so like when you go to Facebook?

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
What's the thing you get from Facebook that you like
the most that you find it to be so great
and beneficial?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
What's your favorite thing?

Speaker 11 (01:07:46):
Interacting your friends friends promoting my podcast called The Hammer
n Ink Show with Ryan Hobby.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
On Facebook to right, Yeah, hot chicks, you know, speaking
of a speaking of chicks and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Let me ask you guys a question. We were talking
to our friend Bert Kreischer, comedian Burt Kreischer the Machine
and uh and Gina had a question for Bert.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
For the question for the dudes in the room, I did,
and the question was over your.

Speaker 9 (01:08:15):
Life, what's been consistently the best a hand party, a
mouth party, or straight up just having sex?

Speaker 8 (01:08:24):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
So and uh, well and we'll start when we'll start
with you half baked?

Speaker 11 (01:08:27):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
In your experience? Uh, what do you think is to
be consistently the best? Hand parties, mouth parties or sex?

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
None of them? None of them?

Speaker 11 (01:08:38):
I don't. I don't get the love.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
I find that hard. Are you are you a virgin?
Half baked?

Speaker 18 (01:08:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Are you really?

Speaker 16 (01:08:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:08:50):
Really? I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
I never asked them. Oh I thought, I thought for sure.
I mean, I find that very hard to believe. You've
gotten dude, I gotta tell you, man, you may sound,
but you got riz you do Andy tall, Yeah, good
looking guy. We gotta get. We gotta get half big
late is what we gotta do. Here's a jack ship.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Yeah, okay, that's that's another thing, like you've never have
you have you gone to, uh like any kind of
like happy ending place?

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
At least you wouldn't go to any place like tied
with the dollar again, tied with the dollar. And then
also he he is also a paranoid bocketting in troublem.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Yeah okay, well happy if we can get your set
up with some you know, kind of floozy lady who
just would be happy to give it up to you
and it wouldn't be there be no rules broken.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Would that be something that you'd be open to? Or
are we wasting our time?

Speaker 11 (01:09:41):
Yeah? So I'm not stupid, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Right, Look, this is a big world. I'm pretty sure
we can find I'm sure we'll have people texting. Yeah,
I'm sure I'm sure.

Speaker 11 (01:09:52):
We'd find get anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Shot now, Hammer and that you've you've had some action
from the ladies before, haven't you?

Speaker 11 (01:10:03):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Okay, and it was one time I.

Speaker 11 (01:10:05):
Got my private part at the Sounds act by all right, So.

Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
So is that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Uh so, have you ever had like a have you
ever had a hand party.

Speaker 11 (01:10:26):
To lovely pop female artists?

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Okay, let's go back to the real life stuff though.
Oh yeah, yeah, real life in real life. So neither
one of you had hand party, uh Hammer and Hank
has had a mouth party from a from a from
a from a young Hispanic lady. But then did you
have actual intercourse? Did you have sex with her?

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Or was it just oral?

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Just not the wrong with that?

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Okay, all right, okay, So I guess we're maybe we're
asking the wrong crowd on that one, Sorry, Gina, but
we thought we had two more people to add.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
To the to the survey sample. That's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
As we get into the the end of the year here,
let me ask you guys a couple of questions going
into the holidays, half baked, what are you asking Santa
Claus for?

Speaker 11 (01:11:07):
I'm gonna get and I'm getting it. I'm ordering it tomorrow.
Two thousand and three, Yellow Reggie.

Speaker 16 (01:11:18):
Miller authentic and then nineteen eighty nine He's not a
big name, but for.

Speaker 11 (01:11:26):
Some odd reason his figures worth.

Speaker 18 (01:11:28):
Hell of money.

Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
Nice.

Speaker 18 (01:11:31):
Nineteen eighty nine Brian Hankle starting lineup from the Pittsburgh
Dealing it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Oh wow, all right, all right now these are you?

Speaker 11 (01:11:43):
You remember him morning?

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
I don't. I don't remember him at all.

Speaker 8 (01:11:49):
That's shocking.

Speaker 11 (01:11:51):
His figures worth hello money.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Twelve twelve.

Speaker 11 (01:12:00):
Nine defensive players are worth hell of money.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Yeah, I mean I know that. I don't know anything
about them though, you know what I mean, Like I
know the name, but like I'll have.

Speaker 11 (01:12:11):
A book with a picture of everyone ever awesome l
on this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Yeah, well it's called investments, dude, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
All right, So that's what the half bags is going
to ask Santa Claus for. What about you, Hammer and
hank What are you asking Santa for this year?

Speaker 16 (01:12:26):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:12:27):
Laptop because my old one died a few days ago.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
I knew what laptop top laptop.

Speaker 11 (01:12:33):
My other one died a few days ago.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
It did. Wait wait, so what what what happened? Just
old it just cut on me.

Speaker 11 (01:12:44):
It's the nineteen seventy four Oakland A's program.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Oh okay, So Oklona's program and a new laptop. Are
you sure like the old laptop didn't die? Didn't get
too many viruses from going from you know, on savory websites.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
No, okay, just die, just die, alright, died?

Speaker 17 (01:13:01):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Well we got what show crossfire, We've got half Baked
and Hammered. Hank are our two friends and fellas. It
has been an interesting year. Twenty twenty five is about
to wrap.

Speaker 7 (01:13:15):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
If I was to ask you half Baked, how would
you rate this year? Would you say that it was
great just okay? Or was it awful? How was your
twenty twenty five?

Speaker 11 (01:13:25):
I would say eighty percent great? Other than the injury suffered.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
That's right, Yeah, yeah, he's been dealing with that for
a good portion of the year. All right, So but
eighty percent.

Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
That not happened, I'd say, perfeme perfect all right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
So even with the injury, you would say, like, still
pretty great, because eighty percent I would say, I would say,
you would say, you would say great, all right? Same
question for you Hammer and Hank. How would you rate
twenty twenty five looking back year in review? Would you
say it's great just okay?

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Or was it awful?

Speaker 11 (01:13:57):
That's very very good, very good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Alright, what was what was the highlight?

Speaker 11 (01:14:01):
I got a chance to tea in the Nationalisms game.

Speaker 8 (01:14:05):
That was a huge Dayah, that's right.

Speaker 11 (01:14:07):
I've watched a podcast of my buddy Ryan Hoppy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
You know you should mention that you should mention that
you have you have yet to mention the the podcast.
All right, So you have a podcast with with who.

Speaker 11 (01:14:17):
My buddy Ryan Hoppy called The Hammer and Hank Show
of Ryan Hoppy okay, which is savailable on Spotify or
wherever you get your podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Okay, nice, all right, I mean other than the laptop din,
it sounds like it's been a pretty good year for
for for Hammer and Hank. Do either one of you
have any kind of a New Year's resolution, like a
goal for twenty twenty six?

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Half picked to get I'll tell you this, what do
you show love connection? I have a couple. I have
a couple of very specific goals for twenty twenty six
involving people that we know. One of them is Menji.
But you got to get Menji your girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Even I got to get an update on Dumbass Tyler
have a hell what's yeah, dumb ass team, what's going
on there. But like even dumb ass Tyler's got a
chick he's hanging out with. But we gotta get Menji
a girlfriend. Yeah, and Menji a girlfriend, and we got
to get half Baked laid.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Dude, I've been trying to get half Bait to apply
for Love on the Spectrum for Netflix.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
He'd be he'd be an all star.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Oh, dude, you would be a super he would be beloved.
I picked. Have you watched that show?

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
No, No, it's a great show.

Speaker 11 (01:15:24):
It's for all the stallion I used to be.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
But his brother wants him to do it too. He'd
be awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Yeah, we can make that happen. Yeah, I'm sure we can.
We at least get you like some kind of like
what they go, like an audition audition for that they did,
they do. He would be celebrity overnight, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
He his goal is New Year's resolution for twenty twenty six,
half bag once to get laid, And I'm pretty sure
we could.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
I'm pretty sure we can make that happen some night. Yeah,
and then a Hammred Hanks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Same question for you, any kind of a New Year's
resolution or goal for twenty twenty.

Speaker 11 (01:15:55):
Six get a good job on my podcast run Happy,
and also to look up with the Hispanic female.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
All right, yeah, all, I know what I think we
can manifest this all for you, guys. I gotta tell
you man, it's it's been a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
About halfway through this years and when we had an
idea because we've had Half Baked, he stopped by. He's
visited the show before and has hung out with us.
We all love to Half Baked, and I've been aware
no Hammer and hang for a number of years through Menace.
Of course, Menace hit friends with both these guys, but
getting them both on together at the same time for
what he showed, Crossfire has been, guys, I gotta tell.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
You a real treat for us.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Yeah, we've thoroughly enjoyed having you on and we hope
to continue. Would you guys like to continue wood he
show Crossfire into twenty twenty six?

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Yes, all right, well guys, it's happening. It's happening, and
thank you both.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
I hope you guys get what you want for Christmas,
and I hope you guys have a good holiday and
we will talk to you again early next year.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Half Baked, anything else you'd like to Mentionpoe, we'll let
you go.

Speaker 11 (01:17:00):
Shie Department store will.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Live on for a hell there go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
I was wonderingf we're gonna get mentioned Hills. I did
wear my Hill's T shirt recently and Gina was very nice.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Yeah it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Yeah, I had a Hills T shirt that I was wearing.

Speaker 15 (01:17:14):
You know why.

Speaker 11 (01:17:15):
I will always have a special bottom my.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Heart for Hue.

Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
I want to know why?

Speaker 17 (01:17:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Why?

Speaker 11 (01:17:23):
Because they were the exclusive store that had the ninety
four WWF green card. Has b figure.

Speaker 8 (01:17:36):
You'll do it?

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
I mean I knew that. I just want to see
if you knew. All right, so there you why the
oh dude, I bought them all?

Speaker 8 (01:17:43):
I bought them all.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
No, I didn't buy the one.

Speaker 11 (01:17:46):
Two three kids were two thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Damn and then hammered hank. Anything you'd like to mention
before I let you go.

Speaker 11 (01:17:55):
We we should marry Christmas. We we should marry Christmas.
Wish you're marry Christens in the happy New Year.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Don't forget to check out the Hammer and Hang podcast with.

Speaker 11 (01:18:09):
Ryan Hoppy, Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
All right, there they are all right boys, Thank you
so much Happy holidays and we'll talk to you next year.

Speaker 11 (01:18:19):
You buddy, are good?

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
What show is next? Hang on SOCO Sports with the
Gee Jeff Guse Yeah, Hey, what's good? Jeff g what up?
And good morning? What do you show? Let's start with
our Dodgers this morning.

Speaker 19 (01:18:36):
They got their closer yesterday, Edwin Diaz coming over from
the Mets sixty nine million dollar deal and Woody Show
he's got one of the best bullpen walk out songs ever.
I cannot wait to hear those trumpets at Dodger Stadium.

(01:18:56):
It's gonna be a movie. And more importantly, we finally
have a legit closer, which is something we did not
have last year. Moving on to the NBA Lakers back
on the court tonight versus the Spurs.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
It is a knockout round of the NBA Cup.

Speaker 19 (01:19:09):
NHL Dux beat the Penguins last night in a shootout,
so Leo calls him first down for a chance to
give him the league.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
He scores.

Speaker 18 (01:19:17):
Please.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Yeah, they didn't sound too excited. Those must have been
the Penguins announcers.

Speaker 19 (01:19:22):
NFL Rams playoff tickets on sale this morning at ten
am and last mining at least this morning since we're
talking NFL. Former Chargers first round pick Quinton Jammer admitted
on social media to playing drunk in a bunch of
games on twenty eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
He said, quote true story.

Speaker 19 (01:19:37):
In twenty eleven, I played completely s face drunk in
at least eight games. Now apparently he was going through
a divorce at that time, so I kind of get it.
I mean, people in this building come to work drunk
for way less reasons than that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
SoCal Sports. All right, Jeff say, Greg comes to work
half drunk at least every day. Yeah, it's wearing off
by the time I got here, And can't you another
new hour? My name is whatdy? That's Greg Gory Highway

(01:20:11):
Menace is here, Gina Grand We got Sea Bass?

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Yeah yeah, Sammy, good morning. We got Morgan bones are
open eight seven seven four. What he text us over
to two to nine eight seven tis this season? Now,
we had a we had a visit last year by
Old Saint Dick. Yeah, that is a Sea Bass, you know,
like a secret Santa, a not so secret Santa, just

(01:20:39):
spreading joy and gifts everywhere. Huh yeah yeah, and so
uh he's back again this year. It's the return of
Old Saint Dick, but this time he has a he's
adjusted his approach. Yeah, because this is really a sign
of the times. Yes, yeah, and so Old Saint Dick

(01:21:00):
is now using AI.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
I went on to AI and I said, hey, AI,
give me personalized and specific gift recommendations for each member
of the Woody Show, so that I Old Saint Dick
can go ahead and use my hard earned money to
buy for them because I respect and love them so much.
Let's start. Huh, this is the quote perfect Christmas gift

(01:21:26):
idea for Greg Gory. Okay, what kind of prompt did
you put in there?

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
So I said, give me the perfect Christmas gift for
Greg Gory from the Woody Show and AI, which.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
We'll hear about here in a second. Well, no, no, Greg,
it gives me a list. Not only does it describe you,
it gives me like a paragraph about you and then
explains why from that paragraphs It's so, it says Greg Gory,
the posh voiced powerhouse behind the Woody Shows, seamless production

(01:22:00):
that means like voiceover and stuff, which I don't do
that sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
AI brings that deep, distinctive baritone to everything from traffic
reports to savage banter. Greg Gory is all about yard work,
plull side chills, yes yes, home renos, real estate flips,
and has pitbull Kelly.

Speaker 8 (01:22:22):
Wow, it's better than humans.

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
Very specific for Christmas. These gifts lean into his laid
back luxuries and hands on hobbies. So here's what it
gave me, A list of like five things I got
here some way. They offered for you a Napa Valley
Wine Country tool set.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
So it has nothing to do with wine. It's just
a toolkit from from.

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
So like a little but like I guess, it has
like a little wine opener thing built into the top.
Obviously I didn't buy that one.

Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
That sounds great.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
A custom dog necklace tag for.

Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
Alle that would be pretty damn cue.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
Now would she have too many dog tags or custom
dog She.

Speaker 8 (01:23:06):
Only has two at the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
She just has body bags.

Speaker 11 (01:23:08):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Did you didn't you make her a custom Gucci?

Speaker 8 (01:23:15):
I will not take credit for that. Mario made and
it was like a Gucci belt. It was a Gucci
belt turned into a dog collar and it's gorge In
case you forgot they were gay, you have to know.

Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
And now here's what I got again, inspired by AI
for Greg Gory, Old Dixie Bass. Here a personalized leather
bound gardening journal.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
You can journal about so you can be organized about it.
Ai even tells me why this is perfect for Greg Gory. Okay,
it's for the guy who geeks out on yard projects.
Shots down, Reno notes, plant ideas for even Callie's walking route.
That says, brilliant ideas I had while gardening. It's like

(01:24:02):
a wooden pen.

Speaker 8 (01:24:04):
Memory stular Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
I think that is actually something that Greg would appreciate.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:24:11):
That it exists.

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
Yeah, and it's not to take notes about gardening. It's
about like picky things I think of while I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
Gardening, because you have all that time to think.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Yeah, I'm looking at it like aesthetically, it screams Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
It's very nice authentically.

Speaker 8 (01:24:28):
It has embossed flowers and that little the little thing
brilliant ideas I had about guarding the pennis and.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Greg does like a good pen. Yeah, dear Diary, thank
you very much. What else you got in that bag?
Perfect gift ideas for Menace from the wood. All right,
this is where I goes a little sideways. It starts
off as this Javier Menace real name Javier Romero.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Look at is the ultimate hype because remember a long
time ago, Menace is trying to pronounce the the name Havier,
and he said, well, just reading exactly, Menace is the
ultimate hype man with a flair for food obsessions, celebrity
gossip at the walking challenge is true, and turning his

(01:25:23):
birthday month into a full blown adventure. Ok Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Here's the three of the gift ideas from Ais. A
mystery text engraved key chain or wallet insert. Okay, mystery
text engraved key chain or wallet insert?

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
It says it's perfect for Menace because this is a
callback to his cryptic on air bits.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Okay, so we don't understand what this is sometimes the
same way we don't understand what he's trying to say,
is okay, I got it?

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
Might say you might again, this is something you might
print on a piece of and put it in your
wallet or keychain. What's MENACE's next move?

Speaker 17 (01:26:05):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:26:07):
Unique?

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
Or this other gift a portable bluetooth speaker with karaoke
mike Okay, karaoke amp up Friday Joki surprises for pool parties,
walks or for belting show anthem for when Greg needs
backup vocal Okay, alright, alright, I hate it or the
thing I actually did get from AI a gourmet Hot

(01:26:30):
Sauce subscription by picture Menace hyping this up on air,
saying this Hot Sauce set just ghosted my taste buds,
calling now with your reactions. Hot Sauce Tour from Puerto Rico, Mexico,

(01:26:53):
Australia and Coupa.

Speaker 8 (01:26:59):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
So I like that, Thank you. I like Craig's book,
and that that was all we eventually got there for Menace.

Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
Menace doesn't by the way, he got me forty.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
Yeah, it's so yeah, all right, So we're gonna we're
gonna check back in with Old Saint Dick. My sack
is overflowing. He just has so much responsibility that AI.
He's kind of leaning on him now a little bit
to try to help out with you know, reduced.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
All right, So we'll see what else that Old Saint
Dick has for us, and that big old sack coming
up here the next time The Wood Show. Hang on
what be considered a preservative genetically.

Speaker 11 (01:27:38):
Modified genetically modified.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Menace origin Maybe yes, that's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
The show.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
The Wood Show, and he is coming right down the
chimney Old Saint Dick Sea Mass Sea Bass clause.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
He's leaning on AI this year, as most people are.
They're leaning on an I more and more.

Speaker 11 (01:28:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
So in Old Saint Dick's sack over there, he pulled
out a nice gardening journal for Greg Gory and he
loves the pen.

Speaker 8 (01:28:16):
Yeah, depend is depend is great. And I think I'll
journal all next year. And then at the end of
the year.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
World and then uh a, I had a hard time
in Menace apparently in Miami, and then uh and then
it ended up coming up with something pretty decent. It
had the Hot Sauce Sampler.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
World box, worldwide flights, Yeah, flight of different hot sauces,
which you know Menace is a big fan of hot sauces.
I mean, you know most people named you know, Javie
javer Ramera would be uh. And then next up inside
Old Saint Dick's sack, what do you got there?

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
These are the AI perfect gifts for Sammy Marinos this Christmas.
If you recall last year, Sammy got an official custom
official Barbie Stanley bux we gift to somebody. Wait, didn't
you have to do something.

Speaker 8 (01:29:16):
To earn that?

Speaker 15 (01:29:18):
To do math.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
That's right, all right, So this is what AI says
about Sammy. Says Sammy, she's the sharp witted executive producer
of the Woodi Show, known for her thick skin. Okay, sorry,
I love entertainment news. I guess yeah, she does. What
good reason there.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
She's got a playful side too, I think humorous stories
about disastrous states and her Jewish heritage. Okay, So here's
some of the options that AI gave me. A custom

(01:29:59):
four day work week mug or T shirt. Also not here,
she made a song.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
Yeah, so I knows that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
So yeah, I guess well that's where it popped up
because it searches. It's AI searches more than just text now,
it goes through every oh my god, yea, all that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
So it says a cheeky callback to the hilarious music
video parody she started the ideal for her producer life
wrangling Woodi's chaos.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Yeah, for a person who is not a big singer
to have a music videos pretty this is Sammy four
day work week.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
She did this for the last show that she worked.

Speaker 13 (01:30:36):
It was Fordation drinking too much booze because I know
in five hours I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
Be feeling the blue.

Speaker 13 (01:30:43):
This is a week it's about to start in the
thought of Monday morning.

Speaker 11 (01:30:48):
Is making me farm.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
It's about this time. I'm watching Game up thrown. The
weekend is over and I start to drown. I forgot
why I forgot that Gina had never heard this. Yeah,
there's there's a.

Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
Video Christmas for me.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
There's a video. Yeah, yeah, like everyone doesn't watch the
dish nation.

Speaker 13 (01:31:15):
Was totally lady say, but really is it? The male
guy is out getting high a dozen, the h R
lady is posting paper severcat's nasting frozen but what.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
A quarter of three?

Speaker 8 (01:31:31):
Four day were?

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
Yeah, it's so Rachel Black.

Speaker 16 (01:31:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:31:40):
This was during that time of the back of Black,
which is why the producers came up with this and
had the song written and all of that.

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
And it was also during the what does the Fox say?

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Time period? And so the fox is in the.

Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
Music video with me.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
Very fun So check it out. It's a Sammy Marina
four day work week. And you say it's not on
the air anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
All right, Okay, so that's what it's a four day
work week, mug right, okay, or a subscription to Entertainment Weekly.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Oh, because she likes entertainment news apparently addicted or this
is the thing I actually got you from AI.

Speaker 5 (01:32:19):
It says Sammy Marina from The Woody Show would absolutely
love a Star of David necklace. Wow, said, this is
a defined folks at Rehobeth.

Speaker 7 (01:32:36):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
Is a place in Maine.

Speaker 8 (01:32:39):
I think fashion jewelry.

Speaker 15 (01:32:43):
This is weird.

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
I don't know, so this is I don't know why
they did this. Whatever company in China made this. So
it's a star day. It's a silver star David. In
the middle of the Star of David is a cross.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Oh okay.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
It's a lot of people's homeland, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Wow, a lot of represent both religious. It was great.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
At first I was going to get it, buy it
for me, but I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
It was a little with Jesus.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
It's like coexist, like appropriating culture.

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
No, especially these across in it. Jesus is from Nazareth,
right you Wow? That is stunning.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
Yeah, where did I do?

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
Jesus is the reason for the season.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
You know, it's a conversation starter. What is happening?

Speaker 6 (01:33:32):
Confusing?

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Like, yeah, all right, so old Saint Dick, we have
Ai Santa Claus ideas here.

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
And let's not forget Woody from The Woody Show. This
is ais again. These are perfect, perfect gifts, so it
can't be better. Based on Wood's long radio career, his
self deprecating humor about immaturity and negativity, and his famously
picky yet comfort loving food palates, He's all about simple
indulgences like chicken, palm, peanut butter, yes, and avoiding anything adventurous.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
This is true.

Speaker 8 (01:34:05):
This is all very good.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
He geeks out over low brown joys. Also true, So
it should feel authentic, unpretentious, and maybe even poke fun
at his own quirks. Here's the options from AI, a
vintage Pittsburgh radio memborabilia set, including a custom replica of
his high school.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Radio station mic stand. What what he was a high
school radio DJ. Yeah, somebody has that somewhere. Yeah, they
thinking like, I mean, it's called a mic flag where
the logos on.

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
Oh no, we didn't have those. He had the stand
so like the mic arm or something like that. But
it was just like a regular spring.

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
It says, I should engrave it with something that says
from late night shifts to morning chaos.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Oh, I always wondering how that place of the mall
stayed in business things remembered. Yeah, so you just get
they had a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
You can get engraved so anything anything rebox, yeah, or
I could get you from AI. Here it says, a
private chicken palm cooking class for two.

Speaker 11 (01:35:08):
You'd love that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
Chicken.

Speaker 8 (01:35:12):
You'll eat it. He will go to the class to
How hard is that? I mean, come on, it's labor intensive.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
It is labor intensive because it's still simple. The dredging
and yeah, the dredging, all right, or this I dread
the dredging. Top AI recommendation for what He's Christmas gift
a custom peanut butter emergency kid.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
Trade. Apparently it thinks you loved peanut butter for some reason.
Peanut butters, it says. What this says. The best way
to do it is to get a deluxe engraved wood
gift box with a radio booth on it. Of course
peuter stocked with peanut butter.

Speaker 5 (01:35:49):
Well, I didn't do that because that'd be way expensive
and stupid. But I did get you a box of
custom Buckeyes milk chocolate peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
Guys, guys are so good.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
It's a it's a ball of peanut butter covered in
chocolate surrounded by damn lucky the actual nuts which you
will see on the head.

Speaker 8 (01:36:08):
So good.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
I love my stepmother. That's one of the things that
she makes for for christ And they look just like this.

Speaker 8 (01:36:15):
Look at that. I like how when there was a
golfer in your life, everything has to be golf themed.
Everything on Woody's list engraved with the radio station.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
It says.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
It really goes into how much do you like? There's
like three paragraphs about how much you like peanut butter
on here.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
They are good, of course, thank you, Wow, thank you broadcast. Okay,
that's actually kind of true live from three to ten am.
Oh my god, a little coffee. He says these are
good for midlife crisis management.

Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
I will say that's one thing I don't like about
AI is it's like that cheeky, like reader's digest humor.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
It's always beaten, peppy.

Speaker 8 (01:37:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
I don't like your but bunk guys are good.

Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
I just finished the box. There were only six, and
I gave you you don't know what I want to
know what real quickly? What Morgan's gift ideas? Oh yeah,
it just wants you me to buy you socks. AI
is on it it's like fifteen different types of socks
you can buy and then sell the perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
I'm got something here for Gena if we want to last.
All right, all right, so old Saint Dick AI Santa Ideas.
This is based on.

Speaker 5 (01:37:35):
Gina Grad's dynamic career as a sharp witted radio host
and her voiceover work. Here are five thoughtful Christmas gifts
that blend her a professional flare and no holds barred personality.
Oh number one from AI a custom Gina ism neon sign.

Speaker 11 (01:37:53):
So this is.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
It just says well, this is a customer ne on
so with one of her classic lines like choke. Yeah
she does. Like somebody actually mentioned that on the after
hours voicemail.

Speaker 10 (01:38:08):
Hey guys, sn oh my god, listening to the podcast
right now. Gina, Gina, Gina, good god, Gina, Oh my god.
I I hold choks tea. I hate shock tea. You
know what she doesn't hate. She doesn't hate saying the
word chok yo at least once a week.

Speaker 11 (01:38:30):
Chalk this whimsy this Paddy wal is this.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
Done that a long time?

Speaker 7 (01:38:41):
I'm out a lots of words.

Speaker 10 (01:38:43):
Uh love you guys, seeing what you do.

Speaker 11 (01:38:44):
Sea Vestals.

Speaker 2 (01:38:48):
He's got, he's gone pretty good years would be.

Speaker 9 (01:38:52):
So I'm talking about the kind of gifts I don't
want for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
Whimsy? What was the other one? He said they can
use that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
I gotta bring that back.

Speaker 8 (01:39:01):
That one.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Yeah, that's a that's a gal word.

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
AI has None of these. AI says Gina's slogans would
be that's a felony in thirty eight states.

Speaker 8 (01:39:10):
Okay, okay, or you're always saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
Her classic saying I'm a childless dog mom mom, and
I'm thriving.

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
None, none of those three, okay, so a, I says, okay,
So I didn't get that neon signed. AI says Gina
would also like a vined street Fighter arcade cabinet. She
did a one voice on a street Fighter game. Well
I'm Rose, right, Oh that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Not one of the original street Fighter two boys, then.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
A street Fighter I think started at four, right, so.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
One of the later versions.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
If you play one of those games, the character Rose
is voiced by Gina. Yeah, yeah, so I wonder what Ever,
here's what I actually got you, Gena. According to AI,
it says Gina would love to, in her honor, adopt.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
A rescue dog. Oh wow, sponsor a rescue dog, ideally
a French bulldog, a no kill shelter game nice then center,
it's this is what it says. Send her a huge
gift basket with a dog's photoop don't some dog tag
necklace and a framed adoption certificate. Certificates but the best

(01:40:21):
dogs ever. They don't have French bulldogs at shelter.

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
You don't kill those.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
I know they five minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
This is okay?

Speaker 15 (01:40:28):
Can I be real?

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
It does look fake?

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
It's a I RT.

Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
But if this isn't Sea Bass, is this true?

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
I will pay for a dog to get rescued and
adopted in Gena's name. I need to find out how
to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Yeah, well I'll donate to the SPCA about that. No
find the dog.

Speaker 9 (01:40:45):
If you really, if you really do this, starting getting
I'm getting choked up for real that I really hope
you do seems legitimately.

Speaker 18 (01:40:52):
I am, I am.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
I wouldn't have guessed.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
Thank you AI L to save a dog in my name,
can I.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
I didn't think you cared that much.

Speaker 8 (01:41:01):
You're going to get it any day now.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
You have it, By the way, I anyone has a
link for that, send it to us on the text
over to nine eight seven, same Dick everybody? Yeah, yeah, Sammy,
how did Jewish.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
Mass like Woody gotten nicer over the years? Low te
anyone last over to ninety seven more what he shows next?

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
The Woody Show? You know, rent for a year. Well,
we're not, We're not going to.

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
Bankrupt.

Speaker 3 (01:41:32):
Maybe we could do that at some point. I mean,
you know, we just did a trip to Dubai, you guys, Yeah,
so we know it can be spent. Yeah, but we
couldn't do that every morning, for example. But yeah, pretty
cool when you're getting something like that paid off.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Morgan. By the way, somebody on the after hours voicemail
let us something for you.

Speaker 18 (01:41:51):
I wanted to congratulate Morgan on paying off her car notes.
Congrat girl. I just did that too, you know what
I'm saying. But Morgan, I think you should start putting
the amount you were paying towards your car note into savings.
So that way you'll just keep growing your savings and

(01:42:12):
next time you have car issues or if you need
to replace your vehicle, you'll have the cash available on hand.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Some responsible advice, right there? Another pair of boxing shoes. No,
I don't right now.

Speaker 6 (01:42:28):
I put five dollars from every paycheck in my savings okay,
something right? Okay, now this money paying my rind it easier?

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
Okay, a little breathing right between that and in the
sock money. Yeah, she's got coming in.

Speaker 6 (01:42:43):
I will say, business boom.

Speaker 8 (01:42:46):
In the mansion hopefully.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
By the way, how are people reaching out to you
for the the thing?

Speaker 6 (01:42:51):
I'm still going through dms on Instagram and I'm realizing
I should probably not do that. It feels against the
rules with Instagram rules.

Speaker 17 (01:42:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:42:59):
I'm just scared to get and band again.

Speaker 8 (01:43:00):
What they won't know won't hurt?

Speaker 11 (01:43:02):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
How does that work?

Speaker 8 (01:43:02):
Is that like a thing?

Speaker 6 (01:43:04):
I don't think so, but I'm doing hundreds of st
I told.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
Her, dude, just go to squarespace dot com and make
a website. I looked in Shopify and then you can
probably put a link in your Instagram or something. Yeah, ta,
Shopify might be a little too advanced for what you're
trying to do. Yeah, exactly. You want something that you
don't want to because the Shopify thing that'll cost you money.
You want to pay for it square Space right?

Speaker 7 (01:43:26):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
All right, there you go. I'll help you pimp your Instagram.

Speaker 10 (01:43:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:43:30):
At Morgan victory at Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
See now, that would make a perfect gift right there
of Morgan's dirty ass.

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
So yeah, used to whatever extent you want?

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
All right more when he shows next, hang on millions
like straight up, you guys are idiots? Still right back
sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.

Speaker 8 (01:43:54):
I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
I was going to do it for Wednesday. Everybody, what
do show? Full show podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
Find it by going to the woodieshow dot com or
get it wherever you find podcast once again, including Spotify.
Maybe next year we'll end up on people's Spotify end
of year listening. We usually do, but this year we
didn't because we were off of the platform for some
way of the year. Anyway, today, thanks again to Hammer
and Hank and half Bay our final conversation with them

(01:44:26):
of twenty twenty five Woodies Show, Crossfire Radio's most immature
game guests whose Gas, some very thoughtful ideas from old
Saint Dick. Even Sea bass Clause is now using AI.
You know AI has infiltrated the holiday gift giving season.
We had that trending news headlines that more on the
Wednesday podcast. Just hit up the Woodieshow dot com coming

(01:44:49):
up for you tomorrow a pre Friday, very exciting. Greg
and Sea Bass are gonna have a review of Wicked
to the new Wicked.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
What's it called? Wicked good? Wicked Wicked good nice, and
so they'll have uh, they'll have.

Speaker 7 (01:45:02):
That for us.

Speaker 2 (01:45:03):
Also the week in audio.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
Anything you got between now and then, you can leave
on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven seven
forty four Woodie, or you can find and follow us
on social media. Look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah,
Greg Gory party words of wisdom please.

Speaker 8 (01:45:17):
Yeah, for anybody putting antlers on their cars, we're not stupid,
we know their cars, not staring.

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
The other thing I've noticed, and again just an observation,
feel free to take a look for yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
Yeah, and tell me that I'm wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
I've noticed the people that have the antlers on the
car also have either a handicapped placard or a license plate.
Check it out for yourself. Causation, correlation, I you know,
just something I've noticed.

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Take a look for you, so we'll take note.

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
I thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so
much for giving the Woodies Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we'd love it to appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys could suck
it back here on Thursday. Have a great day, SMD
double M.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
Your mom's a bitch, you was a bitch, and happy Holidays.
All you host is bitches.

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