December 12, 2025 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Okay, okay, I think I know what that is.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Our friend Chef's Swoop is here, Texas.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Chef Swoop is one of my favorite guests that y'all
have him and Half Baked, two very different characters.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Swoop's voice is just comforting in general.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
I got I got that that that.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah, all right, So Chef Swoop is hanging out because
menace ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Time for the
late night Monologue.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Twenty twenty five Year in review.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Yea, yeah, open, ready to laugh.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Everybody, please welcome me here. Yeah, what a year we had.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
In January, Starbucks, there was an employee in Alabama who
has been by a monkey that jumped through the drive
to window. Police called the situation wild. With a tall
order of prappuccino. Oh no, side.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Note that worker might have aids now all right.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
February, a trailer in Pennsylvania containing one hundred thousand eggs
was stolen, with some saying it was because of the
egg prices at the time. I just say it's because
dumbass Tyler wanted an omelet.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Trailer for.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
In March.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
In March of four dozen egg omelet right.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
In March, a man in Memphis, Tennessee, had his leg
grazed by a bullet with his dog by his dog Oreo,
who jumped in his bed when his paw hit the trigger.
And it's like, what a boring story. Who doesn't pull
out a gun when doing doggie?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
You know what I'm saying? Makes it at your.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Hot dark today?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah? Really.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
April, an online cruise company posted a prank saying they're
gonna be launching hush cruises where all where it's all
silent and they only communicate with gestures. And that guy
Greg and Wood, he's so horny they almost had sex
(02:22):
almost again.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Yeah, yeah, right right yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
In May, a second grader in Kentucky, left alone with
his brother's phone, ordered twenty two cases of dumb dumb
lollipops and it's like, hey, Fatty, your uncle slash dad
now has to work an extra shift on Christmas at
Walmart to pay off your debt, you dumb bitch.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
See Kentucky was the breed, I think.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
June, a straight bull in India became an internet sensation
after it jumped on a motorized scooter and took off.
But like it's reversed here in America because dumbass Tyler
rides hogs.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You know what I'm saying, A total officer there. Yeah,
it's a it's like backwards crowd scooter. Yep, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
In July slash August, a mule cat was caught at
a Costa Rica prison attempting to sneak in two hundred
and thirty grams of marijuana.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Pussy only holding two hundred and thirty grams? Nice start,
am I? Right, ladies, that's pretty good.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
I like that one.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
All right. September, a man got pulled over in Canada
for driving drunk on a Barbie Jeep on a busy
road because he wanted a slurpee. Long story short, Menji
is not allowed in Canada anymore.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Shout out to Menji.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
All right now that now.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
In October, we had a lot of stories. Okay, there
is nonsopper, yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah. But the biggest
story was that we got to hang out with Jay
Leno in his garage. It was huge and Greg had
so many jokes and the one that I didn't share
was like, hey Jay, check out my hemmy as I
Joe in the back seat.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
That was that was a really joke. It was just statement, right, Yeah,
it wasn't meant to be hilarious. Oh, I just wanted
to joke.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I'm getting constantly.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Does enjoy being naughty? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
What what story you missed? In November, a u K.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Snack company launched a flavor of corn chips described as
licking a nine vault battery.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No name yet, but I'm guessing it's called butthole.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I like that all right?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
See now you got chefs on board the company.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
With all that said, though, uh, this year the Woody
Show lost hundreds of pounds thanks to weight, lots of
shrugs and the medical terms.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
It's we went from to book.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah yeah, Morgan sold socks and Greg continue to suck.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
So Greg, I forgot what right what you were sucking on?
You forgot Sam?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
We found love at sea, but may have gotten the
poop deck injury.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Wood. You bought a plane so you can playing wood.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
He bought a.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Plane so you can look down on you even.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Further, while Vaughn wishes he was I messed that one up.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
All right, We'll move on.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
She'd have bought a house while we took over a
land owned by a mouse. Seats kept up with cards
and enjoyed farts. Menji got trash at a prom and
we all fell in love with dumbass Tyler's mom. Yeah,
Bort moved to a place like a resort, and we
drank coke zero by the courts went to Dubai and
(06:30):
continued to ask how's your pie? We had a wonderful
year at the Woody Show, and thank you so much
for listening and all your support. We have a great
show for you today. We have Julio Iglesias and Savage guarded.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Savage guards that our festive little ended. Thank you and.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Hope to see you next year.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'm out of jo glacious menaces. Late Night Monologue, twenty
twenty five Year in review.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Everybody, thank you, gave me, thank you, Thank you very much, Ben,
No problem.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
All right, we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
We'll come back. We got the d u i Q
coming up for you next.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
If you want to be our contest and give us
a call eight seven seven forty four. What he is
the phone number? That's eight seven seven forty four. What
do you guys know? How the game works? See Bass
is out there talking to them drunks, and you just
have to guess will the drunk person get.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
One of these very easy tribute questions right, yes or no?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
If you can guess correctly two out of three times,
you could be the winner on the Duyq coming up
next again? Eight seven seven forty four? What he call
now to play?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, okay, okay, I think I know what that is.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, this is the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
We just heard that.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
That's okay, that's all right, nothing to bother us today
because it's a Friday, everybody, and aday, yeah, and time
for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumbass contest is
the du.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Well Chefs Snoops, I'm out here.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Man is here playing along as well. Duyq seabask's playing
the game to everybody, Please.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
I find someone very drunk out on these streets and
ask them some very easy questions. So the game is
not in answering the questions. Everyone listening knows the answer
to the question because they're just so easy, all right, Right,
The game is, well, the drunk person know the answer
to the questions, and if you can guess whether they
know it twice out of three times, you win.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
All right, let's go to Amy, who will be our
contestant here on this round of the d U I Q.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Amy?
Speaker 6 (08:29):
How are you welcome to the Woodie Show? Hi?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
What show?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
All right, So the drunk person, we're going to do
a little bit better before we get into the guesses
for the questions at count.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
This way, we just have a better idea just how
with it or not with it?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
They are?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
And who is this person? This is Jeremy.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
And I didn't realize Jeremy was a German name, but
as you are about to hear, he certainly has the accents.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
All right, Jeremy, what are you up to tonight? Getting drunk?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Getting drunk up with Chris Jerry? What are you getting
drunk on?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Red blue wad car and uh tonic and car?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
How many would you say you've had?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Oh, I'm a lightweight.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I had a half brink over there, another half drink
so and I.
Speaker 10 (09:16):
Was he's total h He should be embarrassed because yeah
he's German, he should be able to drink exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, all right, so Amy, that is Jeremy, And then
we're going into the questions here, just got to guess
yes or no? Will he get these questions?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Right.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
We have Menace and Sammy. They are stone cold, sober.
We're just guessing for fun on them if they're going
to know the answer to these questions. And we'll start here.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Question number one, what vehicle would you expect to find
a porthole?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
On, what vehicle would you expect to find a porthole?
Even give him an easy hint in the question? Sorry,
everyone't get this all right? Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
What do you guys think? I I want to go
just insane and start with a triple yes, triple yes.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
I want to go insane and start with a triple no.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Menace get it. No, Menace will get it, Sammy will
get it. I'll say no for Jeremy, just because you
know it sounds pretty tressed.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Might be the easiest question we've ever had.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
I don't, come on, don't get crazy.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
No, it's definitely. Oh I'm getting crazy.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
That's pretty It is pretty damn I got crazy with
triple yes.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Chef's woop?
Speaker 9 (10:26):
What do you think I mean? The hint in the question, it's.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Just so obvious.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
Okay, I think I think let's just go I think
everyone you.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Think everybody gets this one.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
And then Menace and Sammy do you think that Jeremy
gets it? No, all right, menace, no Amy?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
What do you think for Jeremy? No way, Jeremy, no.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Way, all right?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Question number one d u i Q on what vehicle
would you expect to find a porthole? Menace an r
V Sammy. I mean, I guess technically you could put
it a porthole in our but that's not the.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
That's like a cruise ship.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, port yeah, ye, all right, for sure you could
get that one.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
All right, let's see if let's see if Amy gets
the first point of the game.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Question number one, what vehicle would you expect to find
a porthole? A porthole on awhicle? A porthole on a vehicle?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Is it hoday?
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Did you drive a holiday?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
No, because it may be potholes in there.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Oh, I got our face.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
That was crazy.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah all right, well, hey Amy, good news, you got yourself.
You got yourself the first point here are this round
of the d u i Q. Question number two, what.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Areny too of New York City's boroughs?
Speaker 8 (11:47):
No? Oh, right around here?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I would say no for Jeremy, yes for men and.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
No for Sammy.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
I believe in Sammy. I'm gonna say yes for Menace
and Sammy, no for good old Jeremy.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
All right, Greg Gory, Uh yeah, no to Jeremy, to Jeremy.
After that, let's say yes to Menace, no to Sammy.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Oh babe, I get two out of the possible fifteen.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
All right, chef.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Swoope, I'm going two out of three. I'm going to
say Menace, you got it. I'm gonna and good luck
to Sammy, Jeremy, Sammy, Sammy, you think Sammy got to.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
Yes, you got not for My man has had too
many Jeremy.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Alright, Amy, what do you think Jeremy?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Will you get it?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yes or no? No for Jeremy Again.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Here we go. Question number two.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
What Areny too of New York City's boroughs, Sammy?
Speaker 11 (12:53):
West Borough and east Borough?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
And how many burrows are there?
Speaker 8 (12:59):
Well, I'm going to famously, that's just there's.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
There's there's five chess.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Whoops, new to this?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Okay, that's right, there's five. There are five. Menace.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
You have the Bronx, you have Queens, you have Brooklyn,
you have Manhattan, complete and l one. It always forgets
this one, the trashiest one.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Take a ferry. Come on, ye Davidson.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
It also is Staten Island Island. I was part of
the borough.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Yeah wow what the.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Name literally had to be Burrow, West Coast of This
is why we played the you can't write that.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah all right, Well, Amy does not think that Jeremy
gets this one, and if that ends up being the case,
she's gonna be the winner on this round of the
d U y Q.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Question number two.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Literally too of New York City's boroughs Brooklyn for sure,
right New York. Is that Borrow.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
The easiest one? He missed out on Manhattan.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Usually if anybody's gonna get him Manhattan and then maybe Brooklyn.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
You might say long accident Strong Island queen like Staten
Islands won that. Everybody forgets about Leans by accident.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Right, Well, hey Amy, congratulations, you are you winner here
on the d U. I thank you, thank you, welcome
all right, you's a peasy hang on one second. Thank
you so much for listening to Woodie show. Have yourself
a great weekend.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Friday. Thanks. That's that's how it's.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Done, all right.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Question number three, which Amy didn't need, but we're gonna
play for fun with Menace and Sammy here.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Question number three.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
What is the third to last letter of the English alphabet?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Third to last letter?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
All right, that's the easiest question we've ever asked.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Now, well, come on, alright, what's the eleventh letter or
something like that?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Not to Jeremy and then yes for both Menace and Sammy.
I mean, come on, come on.
Speaker 11 (14:56):
I'm gonna say triple yes. Yeah in alphabet in Germany, I'm.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Gonna say hell, yeah, we're good in here. But outside
outside of the studio, I don't I don't think that
my man Jeremy is going to be able to grasp.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Come on, come on, I don't know how many letters
do they have in the German Now see a different alphabet?
Speaker 9 (15:16):
Well, you know how like what you say, I'm gonna
say two U three?
Speaker 6 (15:21):
So who gets it?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Well, I'll give it to minutes, all right, So don't
get it right? Well no, yeah, no, to get it right.
One gets it wrong.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah, we're good in the studio.
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Get there's thirty letters in the German alphabet, got it?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Oh? Man?
Speaker 9 (15:38):
If he's using the German oneon's.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I'm sticking with Yes, yep, Greg, you know what I'm
gonna say, triple say, does Jeremy get it nor all right.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Question number three, what is the third to last letter
of the English alphabet.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Sammy, X and the Z X to the Z exhibit. Yes,
X would be the answer that we're in your head?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Why Z?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Question number three, Jeremy, what is the third to last
letter of the English alphabet X that starts with X?
Speaker 6 (16:21):
I was good to say, but that SUTs with.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
X that starts with ex Yeah, he did it. I
think once the ball crossed the planets a touchdown. And
by the way, you can see exhibit. He's playing live
in Dallas at the Echo Lounge in the door for
thirty four bucks.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Well that's how you play the duy Q. Congratulations to
our contestant, Amy Chef Swoop.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
Everybody, Yo yo, what up?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
What up?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
What up?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah man, Thank you guys. Always fun, thanks for coming by.
Amazing Wagoo potato hash man, it's so good. We have
posted on our Instagram at the show if you want
to check it out, it's on our Instagram story. We
have a link to Chef swooped Instagram at Chef Underscore Swoop.
He'll lay out everything that you need to know so
(17:09):
you can try to make it at home. For yourself.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
It's really good there and blend everything. All the ratio
is up, all the ingredients you need. All right, Bodio Hartman, We.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Will we will see you in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Yeah, see you guys on the other side.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Show So many gifts, so much obligation.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
No, No.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Is full of gifts. Yeah, he's not just the ones
I already got, These are many many more.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Oh no, we had old Saint Dick.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
He brought some stuff in that was just an appetizer.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
I don't even know where have this stuff it came from? Ye?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, I know I know where the food came from
because Sammy made these things.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's like a deconstructed cannole.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Well yeah, so they're Petzel cookies.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
And I brought really flat waffles.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Do you see that like a specialty store?
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Yeah? Beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
And then I made canoli, which is basically like canola
fillings in your.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Cookies into it.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Yeah, I'll grab some. I thought these were store about there. Yeah,
absolutely perfect. May ye.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Thank you, Mark, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 6 (18:20):
And then what else? What else do we have here?
What you brought in gifts for everybody? Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Because I felt bad last year I was running out
of town and I didn't get anybody gifts, so I
made sure that I, you know, stepped it.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Up this year. Everybody, I'll send you a gift card.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, and then I got a card for everybody because
Greg shames me into getting card.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
That was surprising.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
There was carg I'm going to open open the gift.
My favorite thing in the world is a card. And
if I opened it the way Mennis opens a card, yeah,
he would just shake it. The gift card came. He
just goes like that, Yeah, toss it. What's merry Christmas? Grandma?
Who makes family special? And heart's happy too? Who makes
(19:03):
Christmas marrier? Grandma? That's who love you, Greg. I love
the man you have become Yolo menace a babe. Okay, okay,
all right, all right.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
It's a really nice sentence.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
It's a gift bag and I'm guessing some kind of
booze in there. It is.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
My favorite it silver of silver o cab. It fits perfectly.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Thank you, my go to gift wine because uh you
never goes wrong with that one.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Okay, Okay, it's heavy, kid, this is so nice.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
I'm gonna open my card, all right, he says, the
snowman is drying his hands under the dryer in the
bathroom and it's going snowman.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
No Helaire war.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
Miss Christmas wishes it was lit this year. Thank you
for being part of it. Menace. It's beautifully wrapped.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
You didn't wrap I couldn't do it. Somebody else do it?
All right? All right? What is it?
Speaker 8 (20:07):
What is this cool thing?
Speaker 9 (20:10):
Is it's a.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Menace?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (20:16):
It's one of those really cool digital frames photos.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Yeah, for your new home.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
So nice, Yes, it is, it is. It is really beautiful,
so beautiful things.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
I thought you would like you if you really don't.
I got from.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Love.
Speaker 11 (20:38):
I got this for the grandparents one time and they
think it's it, but you know, I don't get to
see any pictures.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
This is amazing. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Sammy, behind you all right, Sammy, uh you get everybody?
Everybody got a car, everybody. I'm sorry, all right, there
we go. Oh it's will Fair from Elf but it's
Buddy the Elf. Okay on the front.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
It's a pop up card and.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
He's walking across.
Speaker 11 (21:05):
So I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy
Cane for it, and past the Sea of Swirly twirly
gum drops just to wish you an extra merry one.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Oh yeah, okay, did you flip it looking for a
garden there?
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Like okay, I'm having the Canoli cookies very tasty. Yeah, yeah,
it's got like it's very it's the cream is very.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
It's a stand is a standing cooler? It couldn't get
any cooler because you know, because you know, she likes
to bring her own food to work. And really inside
is so nice and line and it's so cute and
it's like a little pink check. Oh so it's not okay,
I see, so it's not. It has nothing to do
(21:51):
with the Stanley mug. It's just the same brand. But
then it's like, okay, a little order back, but it's
light pink, which is girls. Oh yeah, okay, don't throw
the card because there's a gift card first Trader Joe's
in there.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Oh it's like, you really know everybody's gift.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Mine's really long.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
I have an idea, but it all.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Right, mine's really long. I'll do the I'll do the
card first. I'll open it up, I'll shake it for
the nothing in there.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Yeah, it's it's got Clark and Ellen Griswold on the
front of it. And I heard him exclaim as he
oh as the sewer burned, bright, Merry Christmas to all
into all A good night, nice what do you? Thank
you for everything this year and letting me be part
(22:43):
of it? All right, that's from that's from minutes think,
thank you, miss I do it now. There's a smaller
one taped on top of the larger one. Open the
larger one first, Open the larger one first. Okay, yeah,
you guys, this is exactly what I've been asking for.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
It's the Red Rider.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Whoa the Red Rider two hundred shot range carbine.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Model air rifle, a working compass sundial and Red Rider
brand in the stock.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Oh my god, that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Awesome.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
I was gonna say that's a joke, and I was like,
I better.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Not just the case, dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
You know what I guess?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I asked better get you know, you know, well, you
know what I'm guessing. Hold on, I'll do like Ralfie.
Yeah that yeah, and then there's another get with it.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
There's something to shoot.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Okay, hold on, Okay, So in here do we still
have the football helmet and the office and the toilet seats.
Oh yeah, so they're the BBES. Dude, they'll spill a
little Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
And this is a buck knife. Yeah, every little boy
should have a buck knife.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Nice cut some.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah ruh, my god, good vigilanting street should say that.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Maybe that's your plane knife, you know, you just leave
in the plan. Yeah, in this case, there's like some
kind of like jack emergion.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
That's question.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
You can pilot.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
If you have your own plane, you can bring whatever
you want, like knives and yeah, compressed gas.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
And that should sea best.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I got you.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Yeah, you know that's right.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
You know what I do with this because I have
in the in one of the rooms that I have
the leg lamp. Oh, and I think what I'll do
is I'll prop this up in the corner, because that's
that's what they did in the in the movie what's
over there behind the door.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
That's cool? Yeah, all right, thank you man, that's really sweet.
What do you want for this me?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah? Oh good, I didn't know that may buy for free.
I had an amazing year. Yeah yeah, did you get a.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Twenty five thousand dollars flight? Yeah, I'm sorry, thirty go
vip the races I had an awesome year.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Now a menace.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I already opened your card. Oh you did, yeah, okay,
it was.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
It was a McDonald's gift card, which is nice. Nice,
and a card that said something like to my to
my favorite dad, getting hilarious. Here's the presence. I like
that like a foot by two feet big.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Box boys truck. Wait a minute, what could it be?
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Is it a studio flat top grilled bacon and eggs
every morning? It is now highly doable, illegal secret, illegal
studio grill.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Warming.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
That's a gift for all of us.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
It's a warm drubber. You can keep your hash brown potatoes.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Silver dollar pancakes. Oh yeah, this is lovely.
Speaker 8 (25:41):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I got everybody else like Morgan and everybody else all
that some stuff too, but nice. I don't think we
have enough time to have I don't care.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
No, well that's not nice. That's we have a we
have a good vibe going on right now. Yeah, awesome,
thank thank you.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
And then I have one and then Morgan's card for
everyone to Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Okay, cool, well guys, thank you so much. Yeah man,
god see now I did give out the bonuses.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
You've done enough, Yes, you've done enough.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Okay, no, I'm saying I gave the bonus.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Okay, I did that, but I gotta give menace.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Oh what did you see Morgan's card this year?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
I've heard about the cards.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Yeah, it's fantastic. It turned out great.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
So it's OJ and he's holding a platter which looks
like a turkey, but where the turkey's head neck would be,
it's Morgan's face.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
It says, carving up that white meat and yours a
wonderful holiday season. That's from Morgan.
Speaker 10 (26:41):
So much.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
That's awesome.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
And then everyone got the same thing from me.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah so this year.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
So last year's theme was car safety and this year's
theme is kitchen.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Oh okay, got a gravy spoon, ladle like protector holder thing, a.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Spoon rest and then spoon silicon statue and everyone.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
This is actually the appropriate size spoon for me to
eat cereal with perfect I like the bigger spoons for ceral,
bigger spoon and a little spoon for cereal, big, bigger one.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Thank you, you're very well. I was just looking at
thermometer last night.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
I need one to.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Announced the best can keep all the stuff here fork.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
And to the arsenal A well, happy holidays. What was this?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Okay bag, We're gonna take a quick break. We've got
some more woody show coming up for you next.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Hang on, bar Woody show Bar What show shows
Okay, okay, I think I know what that is.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Our friend Chef's Swoop is here, Texas.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Chef Swoop is one of my favorite guests that y'all
have him and Half Baked, two very different characters.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Swoop's voice is just comforting in general.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
I got I got that that that.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah, all right, So Chef Swoop is hanging out because
menace ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Time for the
late night Monologue.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Twenty twenty five Year in review.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Yea, yeah, open, ready to laugh.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Everybody, please welcome me here. Yeah, what a year we had.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
In January, Starbucks, there was an employee in Alabama who
has been by a monkey that jumped through the drive
to window. Police called the situation wild. With a tall
order of prappuccino. Oh no, side.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Note that worker might have aids now all right.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
February, a trailer in Pennsylvania containing one hundred thousand eggs
was stolen, with some saying it was because of the
egg prices at the time. I just say it's because
dumbass Tyler wanted an omelet.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Trailer for.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
In March.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
In March of four dozen egg omelet right.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
In March, a man in Memphis, Tennessee, had his leg
grazed by a bullet with his dog by his dog Oreo,
who jumped in his bed when his paw hit the trigger.
And it's like, what a boring story. Who doesn't pull
out a gun when doing doggie?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
You know what I'm saying? Makes it at your.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Hot dark today?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah? Really.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
April, an online cruise company posted a prank saying they're
gonna be launching hush cruises where all where it's all
silent and they only communicate with gestures. And that guy
Greg and Wood, he's so horny they almost had sex
(02:22):
almost again.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Yeah, yeah, right right yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
In May, a second grader in Kentucky, left alone with
his brother's phone, ordered twenty two cases of dumb dumb
lollipops and it's like, hey, Fatty, your uncle slash dad
now has to work an extra shift on Christmas at
Walmart to pay off your debt, you dumb bitch.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
See Kentucky was the breed, I think.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
June, a straight bull in India became an internet sensation
after it jumped on a motorized scooter and took off.
But like it's reversed here in America because dumbass Tyler
rides hogs.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You know what I'm saying, A total officer there. Yeah,
it's a it's like backwards crowd scooter. Yep, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
In July slash August, a mule cat was caught at
a Costa Rica prison attempting to sneak in two hundred
and thirty grams of marijuana.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Pussy only holding two hundred and thirty grams? Nice start,
am I? Right, ladies, that's pretty good.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
I like that one.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
All right. September, a man got pulled over in Canada
for driving drunk on a Barbie Jeep on a busy
road because he wanted a slurpee. Long story short, Menji
is not allowed in Canada anymore.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Shout out to Menji.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
All right now that now.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
In October, we had a lot of stories. Okay, there
is nonsopper, yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah. But the biggest
story was that we got to hang out with Jay
Leno in his garage. It was huge and Greg had
so many jokes and the one that I didn't share
was like, hey Jay, check out my hemmy as I
Joe in the back seat.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
That was that was a really joke. It was just statement, right, Yeah,
it wasn't meant to be hilarious. Oh, I just wanted
to joke.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I'm getting constantly.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Does enjoy being naughty? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
What what story you missed? In November, a u K.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Snack company launched a flavor of corn chips described as
licking a nine vault battery.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No name yet, but I'm guessing it's called butthole.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I like that all right?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
See now you got chefs on board the company.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
With all that said, though, uh, this year the Woody
Show lost hundreds of pounds thanks to weight, lots of
shrugs and the medical terms.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
It's we went from to book.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah yeah, Morgan sold socks and Greg continue to suck.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
So Greg, I forgot what right what you were sucking on?
You forgot Sam?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
We found love at sea, but may have gotten the
poop deck injury.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Wood. You bought a plane so you can playing wood.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
He bought a.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Plane so you can look down on you even.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Further, while Vaughn wishes he was I messed that one up.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
All right, We'll move on.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
She'd have bought a house while we took over a
land owned by a mouse. Seats kept up with cards
and enjoyed farts. Menji got trash at a prom and
we all fell in love with dumbass Tyler's mom. Yeah,
Bort moved to a place like a resort, and we
drank coke zero by the courts went to Dubai and
(06:30):
continued to ask how's your pie? We had a wonderful
year at the Woody Show, and thank you so much
for listening and all your support. We have a great
show for you today. We have Julio Iglesias and Savage guarded.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Savage guards that our festive little ended. Thank you and.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Hope to see you next year.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'm out of jo glacious menaces. Late Night Monologue, twenty
twenty five Year in review.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Everybody, thank you, gave me, thank you, Thank you very much, Ben,
No problem.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
All right, we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
We'll come back. We got the d u i Q
coming up for you next.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
If you want to be our contest and give us
a call eight seven seven forty four. What he is
the phone number? That's eight seven seven forty four. What
do you guys know? How the game works? See Bass
is out there talking to them drunks, and you just
have to guess will the drunk person get.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
One of these very easy tribute questions right, yes or no?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
If you can guess correctly two out of three times,
you could be the winner on the Duyq coming up
next again? Eight seven seven forty four? What he call
now to play?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, okay, okay, I think I know what that is.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, this is the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
We just heard that.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
That's okay, that's all right, nothing to bother us today
because it's a Friday, everybody, and aday, yeah, and time
for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumbass contest is
the du.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Well Chefs Snoops, I'm out here.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Man is here playing along as well. Duyq seabask's playing
the game to everybody, Please.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
I find someone very drunk out on these streets and
ask them some very easy questions. So the game is
not in answering the questions. Everyone listening knows the answer
to the question because they're just so easy, all right, Right,
The game is, well, the drunk person know the answer
to the questions, and if you can guess whether they
know it twice out of three times, you win.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
All right, let's go to Amy, who will be our
contestant here on this round of the d U I Q.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Amy?
Speaker 6 (08:29):
How are you welcome to the Woodie Show? Hi?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
What show?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
All right, So the drunk person, we're going to do
a little bit better before we get into the guesses
for the questions at count.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
This way, we just have a better idea just how
with it or not with it?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
They are?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
And who is this person? This is Jeremy.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
And I didn't realize Jeremy was a German name, but
as you are about to hear, he certainly has the accents.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
All right, Jeremy, what are you up to tonight? Getting drunk?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Getting drunk up with Chris Jerry? What are you getting
drunk on?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Red blue wad car and uh tonic and car?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
How many would you say you've had?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Oh, I'm a lightweight.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I had a half brink over there, another half drink
so and I.
Speaker 10 (09:16):
Was he's total h He should be embarrassed because yeah
he's German, he should be able to drink exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, all right, so Amy, that is Jeremy, And then
we're going into the questions here, just got to guess
yes or no? Will he get these questions?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Right.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
We have Menace and Sammy. They are stone cold, sober.
We're just guessing for fun on them if they're going
to know the answer to these questions. And we'll start here.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Question number one, what vehicle would you expect to find
a porthole?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
On, what vehicle would you expect to find a porthole?
Even give him an easy hint in the question? Sorry,
everyone't get this all right? Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
What do you guys think? I I want to go
just insane and start with a triple yes, triple yes.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
I want to go insane and start with a triple no.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Menace get it. No, Menace will get it, Sammy will
get it. I'll say no for Jeremy, just because you
know it sounds pretty tressed.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Might be the easiest question we've ever had.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
I don't, come on, don't get crazy.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
No, it's definitely. Oh I'm getting crazy.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
That's pretty It is pretty damn I got crazy with
triple yes.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Chef's woop?
Speaker 9 (10:26):
What do you think I mean? The hint in the question, it's.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Just so obvious.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
Okay, I think I think let's just go I think
everyone you.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Think everybody gets this one.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
And then Menace and Sammy do you think that Jeremy
gets it? No, all right, menace, no Amy?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
What do you think for Jeremy? No way, Jeremy, no.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Way, all right?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Question number one d u i Q on what vehicle
would you expect to find a porthole? Menace an r
V Sammy. I mean, I guess technically you could put
it a porthole in our but that's not the.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
That's like a cruise ship.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, port yeah, ye, all right, for sure you could
get that one.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
All right, let's see if let's see if Amy gets
the first point of the game.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Question number one, what vehicle would you expect to find
a porthole? A porthole on awhicle? A porthole on a vehicle?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Is it hoday?
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Did you drive a holiday?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
No, because it may be potholes in there.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Oh, I got our face.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
That was crazy.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah all right, well, hey Amy, good news, you got yourself.
You got yourself the first point here are this round
of the d u i Q. Question number two, what.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Areny too of New York City's boroughs?
Speaker 8 (11:47):
No? Oh, right around here?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I would say no for Jeremy, yes for men and.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
No for Sammy.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
I believe in Sammy. I'm gonna say yes for Menace
and Sammy, no for good old Jeremy.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
All right, Greg Gory, Uh yeah, no to Jeremy, to Jeremy.
After that, let's say yes to Menace, no to Sammy.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Oh babe, I get two out of the possible fifteen.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
All right, chef.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Swoope, I'm going two out of three. I'm going to
say Menace, you got it. I'm gonna and good luck
to Sammy, Jeremy, Sammy, Sammy, you think Sammy got to.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
Yes, you got not for My man has had too
many Jeremy.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Alright, Amy, what do you think Jeremy?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Will you get it?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yes or no? No for Jeremy Again.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Here we go. Question number two.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
What Areny too of New York City's boroughs, Sammy?
Speaker 11 (12:53):
West Borough and east Borough?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
And how many burrows are there?
Speaker 8 (12:59):
Well, I'm going to famously, that's just there's.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
There's there's five chess.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Whoops, new to this?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Okay, that's right, there's five. There are five. Menace.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
You have the Bronx, you have Queens, you have Brooklyn,
you have Manhattan, complete and l one. It always forgets
this one, the trashiest one.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Take a ferry. Come on, ye Davidson.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
It also is Staten Island Island. I was part of
the borough.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Yeah wow what the.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Name literally had to be Burrow, West Coast of This
is why we played the you can't write that.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah all right, Well, Amy does not think that Jeremy
gets this one, and if that ends up being the case,
she's gonna be the winner on this round of the
d U y Q.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Question number two.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Literally too of New York City's boroughs Brooklyn for sure,
right New York. Is that Borrow.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
The easiest one? He missed out on Manhattan.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Usually if anybody's gonna get him Manhattan and then maybe Brooklyn.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
You might say long accident Strong Island queen like Staten
Islands won that. Everybody forgets about Leans by accident.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Right, Well, hey Amy, congratulations, you are you winner here
on the d U. I thank you, thank you, welcome
all right, you's a peasy hang on one second. Thank
you so much for listening to Woodie show. Have yourself
a great weekend.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Friday. Thanks. That's that's how it's.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Done, all right.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Question number three, which Amy didn't need, but we're gonna
play for fun with Menace and Sammy here.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Question number three.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
What is the third to last letter of the English alphabet?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Third to last letter?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
All right, that's the easiest question we've ever asked.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Now, well, come on, alright, what's the eleventh letter or
something like that?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Not to Jeremy and then yes for both Menace and Sammy.
I mean, come on, come on.
Speaker 11 (14:56):
I'm gonna say triple yes. Yeah in alphabet in Germany, I'm.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Gonna say hell, yeah, we're good in here. But outside
outside of the studio, I don't I don't think that
my man Jeremy is going to be able to grasp.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Come on, come on, I don't know how many letters
do they have in the German Now see a different alphabet?
Speaker 9 (15:16):
Well, you know how like what you say, I'm gonna
say two U three?
Speaker 6 (15:21):
So who gets it?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Well, I'll give it to minutes, all right, So don't
get it right? Well no, yeah, no, to get it right.
One gets it wrong.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah, we're good in the studio.
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Get there's thirty letters in the German alphabet, got it?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Oh? Man?
Speaker 9 (15:38):
If he's using the German oneon's.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I'm sticking with Yes, yep, Greg, you know what I'm
gonna say, triple say, does Jeremy get it nor all right.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Question number three, what is the third to last letter
of the English alphabet.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Sammy, X and the Z X to the Z exhibit. Yes,
X would be the answer that we're in your head?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Why Z?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Question number three, Jeremy, what is the third to last
letter of the English alphabet X that starts with X?
Speaker 6 (16:21):
I was good to say, but that SUTs with.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
X that starts with ex Yeah, he did it. I
think once the ball crossed the planets a touchdown. And
by the way, you can see exhibit. He's playing live
in Dallas at the Echo Lounge in the door for
thirty four bucks.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Well that's how you play the duy Q. Congratulations to
our contestant, Amy Chef Swoop.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
Everybody, Yo yo, what up?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
What up?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
What up?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah man, Thank you guys. Always fun, thanks for coming by.
Amazing Wagoo potato hash man, it's so good. We have
posted on our Instagram at the show if you want
to check it out, it's on our Instagram story. We
have a link to Chef swooped Instagram at Chef Underscore Swoop.
He'll lay out everything that you need to know so
(17:09):
you can try to make it at home. For yourself.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
It's really good there and blend everything. All the ratio
is up, all the ingredients you need. All right, Bodio Hartman, We.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Will we will see you in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Yeah, see you guys on the other side.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Show So many gifts, so much obligation.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
No, No.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Is full of gifts. Yeah, he's not just the ones
I already got, These are many many more.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Oh no, we had old Saint Dick.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
He brought some stuff in that was just an appetizer.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
I don't even know where have this stuff it came from? Ye?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, I know I know where the food came from
because Sammy made these things.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's like a deconstructed cannole.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Well yeah, so they're Petzel cookies.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
And I brought really flat waffles.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Do you see that like a specialty store?
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Yeah? Beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
And then I made canoli, which is basically like canola
fillings in your.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Cookies into it.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Yeah, I'll grab some. I thought these were store about there. Yeah,
absolutely perfect. May ye.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Thank you, Mark, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 6 (18:20):
And then what else? What else do we have here?
What you brought in gifts for everybody? Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Because I felt bad last year I was running out
of town and I didn't get anybody gifts, so I
made sure that I, you know, stepped it.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Up this year. Everybody, I'll send you a gift card.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, and then I got a card for everybody because
Greg shames me into getting card.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
That was surprising.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
There was carg I'm going to open open the gift.
My favorite thing in the world is a card. And
if I opened it the way Mennis opens a card, yeah,
he would just shake it. The gift card came. He
just goes like that, Yeah, toss it. What's merry Christmas? Grandma?
Who makes family special? And heart's happy too? Who makes
(19:03):
Christmas marrier? Grandma? That's who love you, Greg. I love
the man you have become Yolo menace a babe. Okay, okay,
all right, all right.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
It's a really nice sentence.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
It's a gift bag and I'm guessing some kind of
booze in there. It is.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
My favorite it silver of silver o cab. It fits perfectly.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Thank you, my go to gift wine because uh you
never goes wrong with that one.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Okay, Okay, it's heavy, kid, this is so nice.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
I'm gonna open my card, all right, he says, the
snowman is drying his hands under the dryer in the
bathroom and it's going snowman.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
No Helaire war.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
Miss Christmas wishes it was lit this year. Thank you
for being part of it. Menace. It's beautifully wrapped.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
You didn't wrap I couldn't do it. Somebody else do it?
All right? All right? What is it?
Speaker 8 (20:07):
What is this cool thing?
Speaker 9 (20:10):
Is it's a.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Menace?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (20:16):
It's one of those really cool digital frames photos.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Yeah, for your new home.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
So nice, Yes, it is, it is. It is really beautiful,
so beautiful things.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
I thought you would like you if you really don't.
I got from.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Love.
Speaker 11 (20:38):
I got this for the grandparents one time and they
think it's it, but you know, I don't get to
see any pictures.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
This is amazing. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Sammy, behind you all right, Sammy, uh you get everybody?
Everybody got a car, everybody. I'm sorry, all right, there
we go. Oh it's will Fair from Elf but it's
Buddy the Elf. Okay on the front.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
It's a pop up card and.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
He's walking across.
Speaker 11 (21:05):
So I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy
Cane for it, and past the Sea of Swirly twirly
gum drops just to wish you an extra merry one.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Oh yeah, okay, did you flip it looking for a
garden there?
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Like okay, I'm having the Canoli cookies very tasty. Yeah, yeah,
it's got like it's very it's the cream is very.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
It's a stand is a standing cooler? It couldn't get
any cooler because you know, because you know, she likes
to bring her own food to work. And really inside
is so nice and line and it's so cute and
it's like a little pink check. Oh so it's not okay,
I see, so it's not. It has nothing to do
(21:51):
with the Stanley mug. It's just the same brand. But
then it's like, okay, a little order back, but it's
light pink, which is girls. Oh yeah, okay, don't throw
the card because there's a gift card first Trader Joe's
in there.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Oh it's like, you really know everybody's gift.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Mine's really long.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
I have an idea, but it all.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Right, mine's really long. I'll do the I'll do the
card first. I'll open it up, I'll shake it for
the nothing in there.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Yeah, it's it's got Clark and Ellen Griswold on the
front of it. And I heard him exclaim as he
oh as the sewer burned, bright, Merry Christmas to all
into all A good night, nice what do you? Thank
you for everything this year and letting me be part
(22:43):
of it? All right, that's from that's from minutes think,
thank you, miss I do it now. There's a smaller
one taped on top of the larger one. Open the
larger one first, Open the larger one first. Okay, yeah,
you guys, this is exactly what I've been asking for.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
It's the Red Rider.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Whoa the Red Rider two hundred shot range carbine.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Model air rifle, a working compass sundial and Red Rider
brand in the stock.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Oh my god, that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Awesome.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
I was gonna say that's a joke, and I was like,
I better.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Not just the case, dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
You know what I guess?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I asked better get you know, you know, well, you
know what I'm guessing. Hold on, I'll do like Ralfie.
Yeah that yeah, and then there's another get with it.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
There's something to shoot.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Okay, hold on, Okay, So in here do we still
have the football helmet and the office and the toilet seats.
Oh yeah, so they're the BBES. Dude, they'll spill a
little Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
And this is a buck knife. Yeah, every little boy
should have a buck knife.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Nice cut some.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah ruh, my god, good vigilanting street should say that.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Maybe that's your plane knife, you know, you just leave
in the plan. Yeah, in this case, there's like some
kind of like jack emergion.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
That's question.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
You can pilot.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
If you have your own plane, you can bring whatever
you want, like knives and yeah, compressed gas.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
And that should sea best.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I got you.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Yeah, you know that's right.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
You know what I do with this because I have
in the in one of the rooms that I have
the leg lamp. Oh, and I think what I'll do
is I'll prop this up in the corner, because that's
that's what they did in the in the movie what's
over there behind the door.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
That's cool? Yeah, all right, thank you man, that's really sweet.
What do you want for this me?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah? Oh good, I didn't know that may buy for free.
I had an amazing year. Yeah yeah, did you get a.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Twenty five thousand dollars flight? Yeah, I'm sorry, thirty go
vip the races I had an awesome year.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Now a menace.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I already opened your card. Oh you did, yeah, okay,
it was.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
It was a McDonald's gift card, which is nice. Nice,
and a card that said something like to my to
my favorite dad, getting hilarious. Here's the presence. I like
that like a foot by two feet big.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Box boys truck. Wait a minute, what could it be?
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Is it a studio flat top grilled bacon and eggs
every morning? It is now highly doable, illegal secret, illegal
studio grill.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Warming.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
That's a gift for all of us.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
It's a warm drubber. You can keep your hash brown potatoes.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Silver dollar pancakes. Oh yeah, this is lovely.
Speaker 8 (25:41):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I got everybody else like Morgan and everybody else all
that some stuff too, but nice. I don't think we
have enough time to have I don't care.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
No, well that's not nice. That's we have a we
have a good vibe going on right now. Yeah, awesome,
thank thank you.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
And then I have one and then Morgan's card for
everyone to Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Okay, cool, well guys, thank you so much. Yeah man,
god see now I did give out the bonuses.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
You've done enough, Yes, you've done enough.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Okay, no, I'm saying I gave the bonus.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Okay, I did that, but I gotta give menace.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Oh what did you see Morgan's card this year?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
I've heard about the cards.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Yeah, it's fantastic. It turned out great.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
So it's OJ and he's holding a platter which looks
like a turkey, but where the turkey's head neck would be,
it's Morgan's face.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
It says, carving up that white meat and yours a
wonderful holiday season. That's from Morgan.
Speaker 10 (26:41):
So much.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
That's awesome.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
And then everyone got the same thing from me.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah so this year.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
So last year's theme was car safety and this year's
theme is kitchen.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Oh okay, got a gravy spoon, ladle like protector holder thing, a.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Spoon rest and then spoon silicon statue and everyone.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
This is actually the appropriate size spoon for me to
eat cereal with perfect I like the bigger spoons for ceral,
bigger spoon and a little spoon for cereal, big, bigger one.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Thank you, you're very well. I was just looking at
thermometer last night.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
I need one to.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Announced the best can keep all the stuff here fork.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
And to the arsenal A well, happy holidays. What was this?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Okay bag, We're gonna take a quick break. We've got
some more woody show coming up for you next.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
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