FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 12th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is it? Due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advice.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show. I'm freak.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Today
is December the twelfth, twenty twenty five, and you guys,
today is Friday. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
We out here, we are the Wooded Show. My name
is Weddy. That's great, gory boy, would we got menace?
What's up? Seem ask? Good morning to you having Friday. Sir,
there's a Sammy Morgan Vaughn dumbass Tyler's here. We got bored,
we got Menji. You are v IP. Welcome to it.
Let's get into the morning as quick as the cannon
into that weekend. You're on the Woody Show. All rights.

(01:28):
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(01:49):
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over to two to nine eighty seven. Coming up today,
we've got Menaces Late Night Monologue twenty twenty five year
in read you. So not just a week, it's the year,
so I hope you're ready for that. You got Today's
dumb Ass Contest, which is the duy Q. We got

(02:10):
the Friday Fail stories, we get into some of the
trending news headlines. Would you show Friddy? Ok? Yes, a
couple at chick today You're on the Woodies Show. All right?
So man, I used to get so excited the uh,
the holiday specials and when they come on TV. Remember
on CBS they had had that thing that's spin around
his circle. Yes, I remember CBS do very well. Dan

(02:31):
I had like bongo drums, Yeah, exactly. Well, one of
the things that would come off that would be like
you know Rootolph or Frosty the Snowman. Brown, Charlie Brown Christmas, Well,
it's officially been sixty years since a Charlie Brown Christmas debuted.
It was the first ever TV special based on the
Peanuts comic strip, and it had a couple of fun

(02:52):
facts attached to it that I want to share with
you because we know we love some good fun facts.
It had a budget of seventy six thousand dollars from
CBS and Coca Cola to get it made, and they
had a six month time frame and when it was done,
Coca Cola didn't like it, but they promised to keep
their opinion to themselves, and I guess that feeling was
mutual with the CBS executives. They didn't like it either.

(03:13):
Here's a producer on how it eventually made the cut.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
The two network executives who looked at it really didn't
like the show. They thought it was too slow, they
thought that the music didn't work, they thought the animation
was too simple. And I really believe if it hadn't
been scheduled for the following week, there's no way they
were going to broadcast that show.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, it's like, yeah, I mean, I've never really been
into it. And I actually had this discussion just recently,
like just those characters in general, Are you guys are fans?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, it's a nostalgia thing for sure. It's laughing because
I can tell she's.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
I'm not into it, but I never watched it.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Like, my kids aren't into the Muppets, but I love
the Muppets. Maybe it's a generational thing, so maybe child
is over.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
The what I mean, but you guys are adults.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Yeah, but we're saying it's nostalgia from where we were kids,
from when we were kids.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
But would you put it on a room full of adults?
Would you put it on?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Depends on how old they are, Like if it was
a Gina and her husband, my wife me like, yeah,
I would put it on that we.

Speaker 8 (04:14):
Have some sort of attachment to.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
It, right, Yeah, that's well, that's that's actually a decent question.
There's not a single Christmas movie I would put on
for a room full of adults.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
That's what I'm saying, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Elf, maybe Elf.
Those are maybe two good options. Yeah, those are rare.
Those are rare options. What about a Christmas story? And
as much? I mean, because they are designed to be,
you know, for families.

Speaker 10 (04:37):
Yeah, back to the Peanuts thing really fast?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Is that what I heard?

Speaker 10 (04:41):
The whole original cut that everybody hated didn't have the
music throughout the entire special, so they added that to
make it better.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Well, it was watched by forty five percent of all
TV viewers that now, keep in mind back at that time,
three channels. They were like, yeah, so that's a lot
of people for of all TV viewers. It was number
two in the weekly ratings behind Bonanza. Oh there you go,
and it won an Emmy a few months later. And
uh yeah, if seventy six thousand dollars they spend on

(05:12):
a thing, that thing has made millions. They did call
over the years, I love it, and now here's some
here's some stuff. Snoopy's voice is just sped up nonsense. Okay.
But when it came to the other kids, Peter Robbins
was Charlie Brown and had outtakes sounding slightly Latino because
of working with this producer Bill Melendez. That guy Chris
Shay was Linus and had things in common with the character.

(05:34):
And Tracy Statford Shaw. She didn't like the way that
they picked her for the role of Lucy. You mean, yeah,
so yeah, here's here's a little bit from them.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I was about seven years old and I didn't really
know how to read that well. And you would feed
me the lines and I would do it word for word,
and you have a little Latino flavor to you, I said,
whereby we're back.

Speaker 11 (06:01):
I remember when I went into audition. I was seven
years old, but even at seven, I didn't still suck
my thumb. And I did have a blanket and I
did use that, and both the l and Lee said, well,
that's that's Linus.

Speaker 10 (06:17):
I was picked as Lucy because I was told I
had a crappy voice.

Speaker 8 (06:21):
I'm not really sure if I liked that or not. No, no, no, listen,
all of you.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
You've got to take direction. You've got to have discipline,
you've got to have respect for your director. I like
it's like the same way that people really thought South
Park was. I mean, besides the crude humor and everything,
but like how it was just such like crude animation,
Like there's something so simple and so I don't know, basic,

(06:47):
even with.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
The music and the Prussing music.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, a bit of a fun fact. For Charlie Bowd
Christmas there was almost an added laugh track. Oh no,
but Charles M. Schultz wouldn't let that happen. Also, he
thought that jazz music was awful, but he thought that
it fit the vision for the special. The kids singing
Christmas Time is here and heart they Herald Angels sing.
They were not child actors. They were from Saint Paul's

(07:11):
Episcopal Church in San Rafel, California. Really yeah, yeah, here's
a little bit of that. Yeah. They were taken to
a recording studio in San Francisco and were later given
ice cream for their efforts. Again, they were only working
with a budget of seventy six thousand dollars for a
whole Yeah. And then finally, fun fact for Charlie Brown Christmas.

(07:35):
It killed the aluminum tree sales because viewers became more
interested in the real ones, especially the quote Charlie Brown
Christmas trees, the ugly ones. The ugly ones started getting
bought more than ever before.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
So uh yeah, So there's the one sad little ornament dangling.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Where the whole thing slumps over. Sent us a text
over to two to nine eight seven, Get some more
what you show for you next? Hang on the Woody Show.
What's up? What do you show? Podcast listeners, It is
Menace Today.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I'm gonna be in Glendale, California at the Salvation Army
Thrift store for the launch of the grand opening, and
I want you to be there from noon to two pm.
I'm gonna have a bunch of giveaways like Dean Park tickets,
concert tickets, Woody Show, merch and more. All happening today,
December twelfth, from noon to two pm at the Glendale,
California at Salvation Army Thrift Store. I'll see you there,

(08:35):
all right.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, Happy Friday to you.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Yeah, Friday.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's December twelfth. Today's Gingerbread House Day. Nice and Gingerbread
Decorating Day. Sweet. I just had some really good gingerbread
cookies in the Emirates Lounge. Gray iced, No, they weren't ice,
just playing gingerbread and they were playing and they were
super so off, they were so fresh. Oh man, they

(09:02):
were good. Should go, I'll go check it out. It's
a National point Setia Day. Great, It's National Ambrosia Day. Ambrosia.

Speaker 8 (09:12):
I thought that was more of a summer salad.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's a National Dingling Day, Lost and Found Day, and
it's a National Salesperson Day. Medic A couple of today
in histories for you. It was today, in nineteen oh one,
that Marconi sent the first transatlantic radio signal from Cornwall
to Newfoundland, says him. That happened today in nineteen oh one,

(09:36):
little piece of radio history. We had to include that,
as you know, we are a radio shows. And then today,
in nineteen twenty five, the world's first motel opened in
San Luis Obispo, California. It was called the Motel Inn
Games Motel in Hotel. So there's there is this day

(10:01):
in history. We got the birthdays of the porn of
birthday coming up for you here in just a moment.
But to the first menace? What's happening in the world
of entertainment?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Well, did you guys watch it yet? The Supergirl trailer dropped. Yeah,
it's awesome. And if you don't know the plot of Supergirl,
she's celebrating her twenty first birthday. So she's traveling across
the galaxy to turn up with her dog Crypto, and
along the way she meets friends and encounters tragedy, which

(10:28):
leads her to a murderous quest for revenge.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
And then there's like a barc and then there's like
a bline story to this where she's after this super
absorbent because she's Supergirl, super absorbent box of tamps. G
Oh really that's right.

Speaker 10 (10:43):
Yeah, the girl who plays Supergirl. When she showed up
at the end of the Superman movie, I was like, Oh,
there's gonna be a spinoff for sure, because she starred
in a Netflix show called Sirens and she was the
main character and she was great, So I'm really excited
to see her a super girl.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Her name is Millie Alcock, and when I first saw
her on screen at certain angles, I thought she was
renee rap like this just singing her actress as all.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, I'd like to see her from behind. You know
what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying, Greg, Yeah.

Speaker 12 (11:17):
She's twenty five years old. Yeah, okay for the listeners, y, yeah,
all right, talking about a girls wasn't called super girl scout?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Well, Hilary Swank, she's apologizing for lashing out of a
mom who was taking her two terminally ill sons on
a Make a Wish trip.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, so she snapped on these chicks and then later
found out that this mom was taking her on these
make up Ways trips to Disney.

Speaker 13 (11:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Hillary, So what happened was the mom she was getting
off a plane at Lax Airport in Los Angeles to
go pick up her luggage and she sees Hillary's Hillary
Swank and she kind of just does a double take
because She's like, oh wait a minute, So she like,
you know, stares at her, looks at her, and she
said that she just kept on walking, and then she

(12:12):
kind of got separated from her husband, so she went
to pull out her phone call her husband, and that's
when Hillary Swank went up to her and said, you got.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
What you need? Did you get what he came for?
Enjoy the photo? Right, yeah, because she was like everybody's
clamoring to take pictures of Hillary Swank so excited.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
The mom was actually kind of cool about it, but
she did post about it on social media and kind
of laughed it off. But Hilly's Swank, you know, started
getting heat. So she actually reached out to the mom
to apologize and say that she was sorry, and she
was just paranoid that somebody was taking photos of her
to twin toddlers who she's never posted on social media.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Okay, so she didn't want the pictures of her kids.
Otherwise this would be like Greg like, oh, no, you're famous,
take your picture.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Imagine being rich and famous and somebody takes a photo.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Of you at the store. That is unwarranted violence. Oh
totally yeah. At least Hillary saying it was about her kids,
not about her? What else is happened in their menace?

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Well, Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutchinson say that they are
returning to Hunger Games. Now, we were a little confused
on their return because they're going to be in the
next movie of Hunger Games called Sunrise of the Repealing
Reaping and whatever Reaping. And this movie is actually gonna

(13:33):
be a prequel, which will be twenty four years in
the future before I mean in the.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah. Yeah, isn't your steps On a big fan of
Hunger Games?

Speaker 8 (13:45):
And we watched all the movies. Now he's into the books.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, have you watched him? Greg Ivan? The original one?

Speaker 4 (13:50):
It may be the second one, And I was surprised
at how much I liked it. It's very violent, pretty dark,
pretty violence like it. I think you would.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
You and the kids? Are you?

Speaker 8 (14:00):
At least a daughter with.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Wouldn't let If I had a ten year old, I
wouldn't let them watch it.

Speaker 8 (14:05):
It was he loved it.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, because you're not a cool parent. It's not very kidsy.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
So yeah, people are trying to forge out how they're
going to fit into this another thing, and we probably
have some insights on this because people are like freaking out.
They're like, what's happening Shifting Gears? Have you ever watched
that TV show? It's on ABC. It stars Tim Allen
and Kat Dennings, and now they're taking a little hiatus.
Their final episode just happened for the year and they're

(14:36):
not going to return until January seventh, and people are like,
why aren't you going to continue with the shows? And like, hello,
this is when TV shows usually take a break during
Christmas and New Year's and people just don't understand that.
They're like, they think that something is happening with this
TV show, but it is actually returning. Now we have
insight on this because, like you know, people don't really

(14:58):
watch TV shows like that during this time or really
listen to the radio. That's why we I mean, at
least for us, other than Christmas stuff like Christmas content,
Christmas movies and you know, Christmas songs, so normally people
do take breaks. So relax, Shifting Gears is returning.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Have you watched it? However, I saw a thumbnail for it.
I haven't watched it. Yeah, I kind of watch it,
like I stumbled upon it once. It's all right, something
that I'm interested watching. People have been talking about. I
saw a lot about it yesterday and something I wouldn't
typically watch, but I'm really fascinated by this. James Cameron
is co directing Billie Eilish's new concert film. It's a
three D concert film. It's called Hit Me Hard and Soft.

(15:39):
I'm not like a massive Billie Eilish fan per se, Like,
I'm not a hater, Like the songs are okay, but
I'm not like a supervan. I certainly would never go
to the theater just to see something like that. But
but the.

Speaker 8 (15:49):
James Cameron angle, Yeah, three D I watched.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Did you watch the thing about like how they did it? No?
There was like so there's a trailer out for it.
If you want to go on on you can. You
could see it. But it's like you know on stage, backstage, Uh,
they're using this technology. You know, James Cameron's always big
into using technology. It's never been used before. So I
mean it looks incredible and like it really gives you,
like that that first hand perspective almost like from Billie

(16:14):
Eilish's perspective on It's it's I can't even describe it
properly because I'm an idiot, but if when you watch
I'm saying, when you watch the trailer, you'll you'll get it.
So it's basically Billie Eilish avatar. Uh No, because it's not.
It's all real life. Yeah, it's it's it's a concert.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
It's one of her, it's one of hers.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's like before the concert, at the concert, before she goes,
like getting on stage, and then of course the performed
the performance itself. But it's gonna be uh in theaters
on March twenty. Now, I don't know if I'm gonna
watch it in theaters, but definitely something else it's three
D that you have to watch it in theater.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
I don't care about the three D aspect. Do I
have false memories? I thought you hated three I do?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
I do.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
It's stupid, but but you'll be able to watch this
obviously not in three D because again the trailer I
watched wasn't in three D, but it looked super cool
just the way they did it, and it's it's it's
a it's really cool if if you want to check
it out anyway, Uh, can we do the Birthday's Menace? Yes?

Speaker 5 (17:08):
All right?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I don't want to cut you off, but run out
of time. Talk for your birthdays and your porn a
birthday this shivery, we don't like it say, and you
know we don't do. And a happy birthday to Miam
Biolic doctor Amy Farah Fowler on The Big Bang Theory

(17:29):
and Back of the Day she was blossomed. She's fifty
years old today.

Speaker 14 (17:34):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Jennifer CONNELLYO Beautiful Mine Hull Blood Diamond. She's also the
voice of Karen the AI, Superman's Suit and a Uh
spider Man Homecoming Penny and top Gun Maverick. That's right,
fifty five years old today. Regina Hall, Girls Trip? Did
you like girls like that? It was I'm thinking of something.
What's that? What's the one?

Speaker 8 (17:55):
Mad Mom?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
I know bad moms? Maybe Bride's Maid? You liked girl?

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, anyway, Regina Hall is fifty five. Bill Night, the
guy played Davy Jones No in the Heart's the Caribbean movies,
No Night is It, Nikee Sean Stepfather and Seawan of
the Dead. He's seventy six and Dion Warwick singer Psychic Friend,

(18:22):
Whitney Houston's cousin eighty five years old today. And then
your porno birthday is Rocky Emerson and it's a lady
Butte's mattress actress. She is six foot three, it's a
huge bitch, and she's let more men climb her than
Mount Everest. In three hundred and nine fine films, including

(18:42):
the holiday film Here for You, Sam. You can check
it out. It's called Lesbian Christmas Story, How Sweet. She
was also in six foot three Rocky Gets the Banging
of Her Life. She was in Evil Squorters Volume seven,
also tattooed Babe Loves Interracial Satisfaction. She was in Test
drive of Anal Toys and who Can Forget Her Unforgetta

(19:03):
role in I attended perv University and majored in Anal.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
What an education.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
She's into use too? Six man A. Yeah, that's Rocky Emerson,
who's thirty four years old today, And that Chripporno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that a little look what's happening
around the world of entertainment here on The Woody Show.
Albert taking a quick break More Woody Shows, next, hang
on show, all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, all right,

(19:36):
so we got the The Failed Store is coming up
a little bit later on this morning. But hey from
the just prankin files okay please? In northern California, they
got a call from a witness who reported a kidnapping
of a college student. Serious. They say they saw a
group of eight to ten college aged males grab another student,
throw them into a cargo van, and then take up.

(19:57):
Wasn't that Didn't that happen in old school? Like blue?
You're My boy?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Like?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
So police wanted to go see what happened, but when
they got there, there was nothing to see. Next day,
the quote kidnap student called the police and told him
what happened.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
It was all an act.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
The student explained that he knew the people that threw
him into the van. It was all just a prank
related to their fantasy football league. I see that. You
hear these stories about whatever the consequence is for being
the loser of your fantasy football people getting penis tattooed.
I've never heard a cool one. Yeah right, I was

(20:33):
gonna say the same thing always. The police decided to
just let it go since everything was consensual, no crime
had occurred. But the they did say that people you
know called in to report, you know, because and they
also said, hey, good job on those people you know
good on. Yeah, yeah, we're making it believable, but uh yeah,

(20:54):
Fantasy Football League consequence failed.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
Which reminds me of the early episodes of Jackass were
by today's standards, either cruel or unfunny or just pranks.
They did this, They did this exact prank where they
took Brad Pitt, yeah, who was just and threw him
into the back of a van.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
And that was the frank.

Speaker 9 (21:10):
And people were shocked calling the police because some guy
got thrown in the back of the van.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, Brad Pitt got thrown on the back of the game,
which I respect, respect him for like being part of
this still eight seven seven forty four, Wooding, you can
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Speaker 14 (21:35):
Look at.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's another new hour insensitivity trading for a politically correct world.
I'm oneing. That's Greg Gory, Yeah, Menace GINI grad whatever
Sea Mass we got. Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are
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(22:06):
and then where around town. You're listening to the Woody Show,
Anything you got going on this weekend, any kind of
exciting weekend plans are maybe not exciting, that's also great.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Those are better.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah. You can also tell us to shout out someone
or something. Send your info over to two to nine
eight seven. We have some audio for this, and I
heard a little bit about it, but I'm really curious
to hear the audio. So there was a like a
staff get together, and it was a bunch of people
from all different departments around the radio station, but Tim

(22:35):
Martinez from promotions and marketing, and then we had some
of the the IT and engineering people out there, some
folks from the Woody Show. I mean, it was all
these different people from different departments. Ye kind of random group,
all on out and just started drinking day drink, went
day drinking, and.

Speaker 15 (22:51):
Then I got they were thinking everyone was just eating,
but they were drinking beer. And then that leads of
course to going to a bar afterwards, right, and then
that turned into like seven an hours I think.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
So how how hammered was everybody.

Speaker 15 (23:04):
I think Tyler had like six jack and cokes. I
had at least five to Kila. My memory is blurry
from this night.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Dumbass Tyler Vaughan, I know, was there, Menji was there.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
Don was drunk and high. Minji was kind of drunk
but not really.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, but Menji, you know, Menji's kind of like a
slow build and then he hits dude, yeah, and then
he hits hard sooner drunk one time. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:29):
I want him to get back.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
To that level. He was not at that level anyway.
And then after that, well, whose idea was this?

Speaker 15 (23:36):
It was mine, and it was the worst idea I've
probably had in the past couple of days. But I
was like, oh, we should go to a boxing class later.
And after the dad, Everybody's all hammered stringson, Tyler's like,
oh yeah, let's go. Mon was down and Minji tagged
along to just to you know, resort video, and I was.

Speaker 7 (23:56):
Like, we should mic up and go to a class
and see.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Hell yeah you handler Yeah, all right, So they go
over there and we have some audio of course, because
you know, we're a radio show and never missed an
opportunity for content. To do it.

Speaker 15 (24:10):
Yeah, So this first clip is we get to the gym.
I'm introducing them and we're kind of starting to regret
it before we started.

Speaker 14 (24:14):
All right, we are going a boxing class after drinking
all day long and dumb as Tyler.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
This is the top three doublest idea I've ever had
in my life. I smoked like two joints before even
came here. I've had at least six jock and so
so that's that's how you usually want to start a workout.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
Yeah, I coach and all that, did you tell the
people that you were drunk? Mission? For my coach, I
think it was obvious griefed as well.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
I mean she's there all the time, she gets special
permissions and being a chick a tattoo sort of thing
where they shouldn't allow you to do it.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Yeah, look at Tyler, he needs to work out.

Speaker 15 (24:57):
So we start the class, and every every we do,
there's like five minute workout or warm up. Excuse me,
So by the warm up they were already struggling a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
All right, all right, I'll be right, all right for
the lady. Yes, Tyler, you were probably gassed out just

(25:27):
walking from like the car or wherever. However you guys
got there. I'm sure you weren't driving.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
It was a struggle.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
No, no, I was.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
I was writing.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I took this guy hiking in Alaska and I almost
had to leave him on the mountain.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
That up.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
I like the spirit that he's willing to try he
always can't do.

Speaker 8 (25:48):
So this is in the first half of the first
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, so, and then this next what do you expect
to expect any kind of like engineer?

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (25:55):
The next clip is we're about ten minutes into the class.
We got the gloves on and we're hitting stuff.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
So you.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Know, it's like if you ever done have you ever
done any kind of like a boxing class or anything
like that? Yeah, So like you feel you know, like
when your arms asleep and you can't even feel it,
you know, Yeah, you don't know how Like if you
try to grip something when your hands asleep, you can't
tell how hard you're gripping something, like trying to throw
a punch when you're all gassed out, like that is

(26:37):
feather punches, you can't lift your love it. Do you
know how to do the speed bag?

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Pract Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
That's so cool. I wish I could do that.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I thought this really old dude online doing that like.

Speaker 8 (26:53):
The rhythm.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, I wish I could be a man like that.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
I'd be gas like Tyler.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
So everybody was drinking day drinking. Tyler Vaughan Meji Morgan
brought him to this this boxing class, yeah.

Speaker 15 (27:09):
Which is an hour long, by the way. So this
next clip is when they decided they were done.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I don't know. Fun fact there is forty seconds still
more so.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Look at Morgan.

Speaker 8 (27:39):
Seriously.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Oh my god. Yeah, so you could never see that.
I could never go to a boxing class and quit
halfway through. I don't understand that here.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
It's because you refused to spar me.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, because that's what they were doing.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
But you could also never bleep out cusswords and clips like.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Oh that's yeah. And I guess I guess the guy's
almost I actually feeling right, it's about to come out.
I should not have had that mcdouble mcdouble's marking. Yeah,
the bathroom calls to me like a siren in the night.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
It's not good, man.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'm like, right now, dude, Oh my god, I sweat
my eyeballs. Yeah. So, I mean, so we had a mcdouble.
Didn't you guys come from the pizza place.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
We went to the pizza place minute.

Speaker 15 (28:27):
I mean, you go to one place and you go
usually right to a different placed McDonald's for us before.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, but they did have a they didn't have a message.
This is Tyler's message to Sea Bass. Are you ready?
What do I have to do with any of here
we go? Dude, you have no excuse your bitch exactly. Yeah,
you can hear this. We're drinking and eating since noon.

Speaker 16 (28:53):
What time is right now?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
It is eight o'clock o'clock. You can take your wholesome
street fars. You can take here and gather the jugs.
You can shove it. You have no excuse. Get your
ass out here. Yeah, do that. That is that is
some high level drunk smack talk. Doesn't make any sense.
I don't even know what what the hell are you
talking about? I don't understand the purpose of this. Doesn't work.

Speaker 8 (29:20):
It's drunk.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
All I'm saying is like we go to the gym
to work out. You go there just to report on
other people. So goes to the gym. I was there
last night. I did a boxing class last night.

Speaker 8 (29:32):
I feel like that.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, I'll have you know, this is not like I
don't understand the premise of this smack talk. Well, I
mean I think maybe you're just so uh braggadocious all
the time. Yeah, so they're just kind of calling you out.
So I think maybe this is like a way, are
you guys trying to set something up or you want
to fight? Yea, you're trying to pick a fight? Would
you like to like boy like drunk box sea bass? Yeah,

(29:55):
both sides have to be drunk, and then we put
them in a ring. And I don't let them. Let
me say this about this, not only these morons, but
the entire staff. I could beat. I don't know how
he set this up, but I could beat the entire
staff in a fight. Why won't you Morgan? At once?

Speaker 9 (30:12):
Not one time obviously, because that's just that's just a
mass of people once you grab a leg. But like
if it was like a like you know, one round
after another, anybody one on one, Oh for sure, everybody
one on one. But I could literally beat like if
it was like ten rounds in a row and you
just line all.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Of you up.

Speaker 8 (30:26):
But how do you say that and you refuse to
spar Morgan? I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
I don't refuse to spar but you wouldn't do it.
I'll do it at some point.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Sure, I would love to.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I would love to see a drunk Tyler take on
drunk seabats.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Hilarious.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I love you, Tyler. But that, oh, I think there's
a league that we could do that. It's fight Malaysia.
It's in Vegas. Uh so, Morgan. Nobody threw up though, right,
I mean because it did. They they were about to.
They almost threw up.

Speaker 7 (30:59):
But nobody can throw up. But I threw up.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
You threw more.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Good.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
I just finished the class that I normally take.

Speaker 15 (31:07):
I feel like I'm going to timmy drinks that I
have you guys, Holy dude, at least five tequilos and
a beer.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh my god, I'm good. That was it.

Speaker 7 (31:25):
I didn't have my stomach and.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
You did the whole class. That wasn't too bad. Well
that's that's definitely something you should drink. Tear you.

Speaker 17 (31:35):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
You can't get pregnant that way anyway, guys. Yes, well, anyway,
I think that's something we should definitely look into. Let's
get like, you know, like like drunk fight. Yes, awesome, Yeah,
I'm telling you there's this league that would probably do it. Yeah.
Loose rules, super loose rules, loose women. Yeah, eight seven

(31:57):
seven forty four. He hit us up with the text
over to two two nine seven.

Speaker 8 (32:01):
I had a cry.

Speaker 11 (32:02):
I get.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Myself for allowing it to happen. Now, what do you
feel over you?

Speaker 15 (32:12):
Right back?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
My pants are around?

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Do you feel each individual?

Speaker 18 (32:17):
Pump?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Pump? All right, we go over to gena grad and
see what she's got trending news headlines.

Speaker 14 (32:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:26):
Well, the University of Michigan fired head coach Shown More
for after they found out that he had an inappropriate
relationship with a staff member. But that was just the start. Yeah, yeah,
So pretty soon after that, More was arrested as cops
started investigating an assault they say was not random. No
details have been released, but social media jumped in quickly,
with people noticing that the staff member had received a

(32:47):
big old salary bump, and rumors started spreading about a
possible pregnancy and abortion.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh yeah, I was talking to our buddy Jeff g
and he was like, hit me up with something. He said, dude,
are you looking at all this stuff today? All this
stuff's coming out? And I was like, man, I hadn't
seen the latest. He's like, dude, they sent playing he
had planned b sent to the office. I can't.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
Kids are there?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, I know, but it's like just all this random stuff.
You just keep getting crazier. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (33:15):
Well.

Speaker 8 (33:15):
Reports have also come out that Moore was taken into
protective custody after being suicidal and threatening to hurt himself,
his wife and the staff member. And according to the
nine to one one call, Moore had been stalking the
staffer for months and broke into our apartment and threatened her.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
And like the one of the top football programs, Like,
what's what are you doing?

Speaker 8 (33:35):
There's multitasker, how do you have time for all this?

Speaker 15 (33:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Exactly, And what's wrong with people?

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
What do we start doing?

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
And there's an only Fans model who says that he
was in her DMS. Oh a divorce, it will just
be a whore. Want whatever you want?

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:52):
Week fifteen of the NFL started last night with the
Falcons playing the Bucks. Atlanta was down by fourteen points,
but came back with fifteen straight points in one twenty
nine to twenty eight on a last second field goal.
The Falcons tight end had the best game of his
career eleven catches, one hundred and sixty six yards and
three touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I'm laughing because you know, dumbass Tyler is a Falcons
fan and he roots for them to win. Obviously every
week except for yesterday, he was rooting against them and
then they won. Well why are you rooting against your
own team? And it's because he put bets on them
to lose. Wow, So how much would you lose yesterday?

(34:33):
Well it is that Mike Wo's not working. Yeah, he's
not used to losing things Like wait yeah yeah boy,
so shut up all right? Yeah so like what how
much did you lose?

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Like fifteen bucks?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Like it was okay?

Speaker 17 (34:47):
What?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
But that just skills with him with when it comes
to like picking games. Yeah, like just ask him if
you want to make it bet, just ask who's going
to win? Maybe that, and then do the opposite.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Maybe that was men his trick to becoming the champion
of the of the Woodie Show Fantasy asked him for advice.
He's that good. You can just go opposite of all
his day. Hey man, what do you think? Who should
I started here? Money? Ask him?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
When I legit want to bet money on games? I
asked him, who's gonna win? And then I do the opposite.
That'd be you know, that'd be funny. We should maybe
do that, like, uh, we'll just have him make picks.
Then we'll just bet opposite and see how do we
do at the end of the day. We'd have to
start at the beginning of the season, though.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
You can see how we do. Find a way to
let him not know that we're doing it, because otherwise
we'll get Oh, I'm gonna mind trick though, so we
have to trick Tiler. I don't know if that's going
to be too easy.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
Well, Atlanta is already out of the playoff race, but
the win is a good confidence boost and for the Bucks,
the loss drops them out of first place and puts
the Panthers on top of the NFC South. And after
the game, Bucks head coach Todd Bowles spoke to the media,
and it's safe to say he was not happy about
the collapse of the team.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Oh yeah, I have a I have a clip. He
dropped so he more f bombs than a Sea Bass segment. Wow,
that's a lot.

Speaker 13 (36:03):
Yeah, it's inexcusable. You don't make excuses. You gotta care
enough where it hurts. You gotta care enough where it hurts.
It got to mean something to you. It's more than
a job. It's your livelihood. How well do you know
your job? How well can you do your job?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Well?

Speaker 13 (36:19):
You can't sugar coat it was inexcusable, and he has
no answer for it. As for no excuse for it.

Speaker 17 (36:27):
You know what.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
I like that means he cares.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah, I like that, Greg. I think it kind of
means he's a potty mouth. That And it's more than
your job. It's your livelihood, that kind of it's more
than the salaries a paycheck.

Speaker 8 (36:40):
Yeah, across the bridge when we get the bridge across,
you didn't know you cross until you cross.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
We used to be a proper league. This this, this
whole cussing thing has become very popular in the past
couple of years. Yeah, I know, you know how not
to cost every day?

Speaker 8 (36:54):
Don't care almost every day? Well, the woman who led
Black Lives Matter in Oklahoma City for years, he's been
charged with taking millions and donated funds and using them
for herself.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
What.

Speaker 8 (37:04):
Yeah, the indictment claims you never.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Hear about stuff like this.

Speaker 8 (37:07):
I know to sella Sharie A. Moore Dickerson moved more
than three million dollars into her own account, spending on trips, shopping,
food orders, a car, a bunch of Oklahoma City properties,
and she's now facing wire fraud and money laundering charges,
which carries like significant prison time and far fines. And
something similar happened in Los Angeles if you remember this,

(37:28):
when investigators found that the Black Lives Matter Global Network
Foundation had allegedly used millions and donated funds to buy
that six million dollar house.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
It sucks because sometimes you want to make a donation
is something I think is a cool thing or that
you want to get behind, and people are doing the
right thing. I wonder how rampant that kind of stuff is,
just like in any organization, Like obviously there's some trucks
and bounce I'm saying, but obviously there's some checks and
bounces with some of the bigger stuff like Susan g
Comb right here, you know, things like that. But then
when you get these like the Black Lives Matter thing

(37:57):
just kind of sprung up very quickly in charge of this, right, Yeah,
That's what I'm saying. So it's not like the Red
Cross or you know, but you wonder how much of
that goes on because you see people all the time,
you know, with the that's like, that's a big scam.
I guess when you travel internationally, right, the people with
the clipboards they come up and they're asking for donations
for whatever. It's just a way to distract you so

(38:18):
they can pickpocket you.

Speaker 8 (38:19):
Oh well, there's even I thought you were going to say,
just people with the clipboards, like outside the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, yeah, or anything anything, Yeah, anything like that. Oh well,
we're collecting money for our you know, basketball team, the
Human Fund. Signed, Yeah, the Human Fund. We're sending kids
to camp who have flipper arms.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Well for deaf people.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
All right, I love those flipper arms.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
It's fifties for flippers.

Speaker 18 (38:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Well this is a swim camp.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
Yeah right, Greg, this story may give you a stroke,
so I'm going to proceed very carefully. But a new
investigation says instacart has been testing these different prices and
shoppers and stuff without telling them, and the report found
that almost seventy five percent of grocery item prices have
changed depending on who's shopping. Yeah, so even if you

(39:06):
come across the exact same product.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Let's say you and I are both on Instagram and
I are looking at the exacts product, looking at chocolate milk. Yeah,
I may get a better price than you get.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
And why is that?

Speaker 8 (39:16):
There could be up to a seven percent difference and
some are up to a twenty three percent difference in prices.
And that means obviously people could be paying over one
thousand dollars extra year just based on whether they got
lucky or unlucky, or.

Speaker 9 (39:30):
They are whales like menace and they know you're high
spend spending twenty five dollars for a jar of peanut butter. Yeah,
this is dynamic pricing.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
Just give them a little exactly. So this has been
called another example of dynamic pricing.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Oh damn it, you're they got your cookies. Man, say,
last night I door dashed in my house. I totally
forgot it's outside my door.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
What are you serious? It's on the way out. What
did you door dash some stuff from seven to eleven
and you just passed out? Yeah, I went to bed.
This is a raccoon eating it right now. It was
ice cream too.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
That's going to really attract the carpenter ants.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, how much did that cost?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
You?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Look it up right now?

Speaker 8 (40:11):
While you do that.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (40:13):
Yeah, be careful because if it sounds expensive, it's probably
too expensive unless you're minutes and if you are looking
to switch things up when it comes to work next
year to find people over at Oscar Meyer, Well, they
need wienermobile drivers, right, Yes, This gig contents change. Yeah,
consists of a person.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Wis Yeah, and you get the Wiener whistle.

Speaker 14 (40:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
Do you know that's what my husband calls it. Twenty
seven foot hot dog on wheels. That's what you'll be
driving over the course of a full year on a
giant cross country road trip. And those hot doggers will
all double as brand ambassadors, obviously, and they're going to
attend hundreds of events throughout the year, develop custom content,
all while visiting at least thirty states.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Call like you're in your early twenties something like that.

Speaker 8 (40:58):
Go out of college is so fun.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Yeah, my friend did that for doctor Pepper and they
went around the country. He had the best time. Yeah,
that'd be cool.

Speaker 8 (41:04):
Well, it pays a little over thirty five thousand. It
includes full health benefits, eighteen days of paid time off.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I'm also because you're traveling the country, they put you
up at hotels.

Speaker 8 (41:12):
Hotel, Yes, yeah, and because everybody wants to get with
the Wienermobile, what's up? And a weekly allowance of one
hundred and fifty bucks for meals personal travel. Only twelve
drivers will be chosen and applications are being accepted until
the end of January. So cool, think carefully about this.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
All right, there's a photo of it sitting down from
my god, what is it? Just one thing? Ice cream?

Speaker 18 (41:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Okay? Then what did you order? What energy drink?

Speaker 8 (41:39):
How much was that?

Speaker 11 (41:40):
Well?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
What did you order? Good energy drinking and Jerry's? Okay, Benja,
what the players you go with? Jerry's? Garcia doesn't remember. No,
it was like, uh, tonight dough Yeah tonight.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
It's my favorite so much. One thing of ice cream
and an energy and energy drink before you go to bed.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
No, no, it was for the morning.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Oh smart, I have that morning ice cream? Yeah, seven eleven.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
The energy was for the morning.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Put me down for twenty eight dollars, yeah, included.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Should I give you some information? Sure to help you
with the pricing. I did use a dash pass, so
you get a discount.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
That means the feed that means one of the one
of ther feeds. Okay, so we're also including the tip
right in our in our guests.

Speaker 8 (42:26):
I'm gonna say twenty three bucks, twenty what'd you say,
woody twenty eight?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Put me down for twenty six twenty all right, what'd
you say?

Speaker 8 (42:35):
Twenty three?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Twenty three? Seat in the middle of twenty one? All right?
Spread the needle? How much menace? Fifteen bucks? Oh, it's
basically free because which.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
You could have just flushed down the toy it's like
seven hundred feet away from my house.

Speaker 8 (42:47):
Well, and now you have to call an exterminator too,
because of the bugs for the ice cream. Well, here's
another way to door dash that you guys might be
interested in. This prison guard was out on patrol in
South Carolina and you noticed something flying over her head
in the sky. Took him a second to realize what
it was. It turns out it was a drone that
dropped something and tried to take off before guards caught it.

(43:08):
So what was he carrying in this open prison yard? Well,
it was a bag full of steaks, crab legs.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Not what I thought it was gonna be, like drugs,
what weed and cigarette cell phones?

Speaker 8 (43:20):
It was it was a gift for a prisoner. Was
just trying to have a good time the holidays. Yeah,
they don't know who's who the package was for, but
whoever it was for was played pissed. If they never
got their crab legs and old Bay, I'd be so.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Prod like good fellows just cooking in prison, right exactly?
Doesn't my order look so sad and sitting by your door?

Speaker 8 (43:40):
Yeah, very lonely.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
I saw an article online there's a there's a big
problem with the drones and prisons, I beg. Yeah, and
the prisons are trying to figure out how to deal
with it.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
Yeah, they shoot him down.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Well, they had those guns that she like raise at him. Yeah,
you look at that.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
There was that photo of these big they look like
big like futuristic laser guns, and they disabled them or
jamm them. You'll see him at big events, like some
cops will have to just put.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Netting around the top of the entire yard. Yeah, well
that's what's going on with Thank you very much. Ratings
come out every week, and if they're not good or.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Good enough, the review.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Was a menace. Besides uh forgetting that he had, you know,
ordered something and it's just sitting as we speak at
this front door, still hasn't picked it up. It's just
their for the rec squirrels and squirrels pretty nice. Also
had another interesting thing happened to him last night the Walmart. Yes,
Walmart parking lot.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I almost died and died, almost got shot, stabbed and
beat up. I was leaving the store after doing a
little holiday shopping and I go up to the car.
I opened the door and there's a guy inside, and
he goes, what are you doing? And I look at him,
I'm like, what are you doing? Wait, he's inside your car,
inside the car.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Great car. Yeah, there it goes the story. It wasn't
my car.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
It was the exact say, it was the exact same
looking car my car, yeah, earlier but I uh yeah,
because you know when you walk up to the car,
the door automatically unlocks. Yeah, dude, this was my exact
same car to a t. But it was just two

(45:25):
spots over ye And I'm just like opening it and
the guy he left his door unlocked or he was
about to get out or whatever, and he was like.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Super confused and was super scared, what are you doing?
What are you what are you doing? So not the
first time, because were you driving or you got in
this in someone's car you thought it was an uber
or they got in your.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
What wh I had a Prius, a black Prius. A
lot of people would get in my car thinking it
was an uber. But I have gone in a drunk
into wrong apartments, getting off into the like getting off
on the wrong.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Floor and something like that.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
People get shot for that.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I could have died.
And I don't even see the guy even believed me.
I think he thought I was like trying to break
into his car because it is Robin season for you
know ho. And then so I like, I like, I go, dude, no, dude,
I swear I had the same I have the same.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Car, and I was like showing them.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
Come with me.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
I want to show it to you. I just want
to you know, I'm not trying to like break into
your car. Come down this alley. I want to show
you something. So that he finally turned around and now
you guys are best friends. No, no, no, I just
like quickly went away and one of those things like
you hear the stories over the holidays about there was
like a text to a wrong number and now they
spend every oh, just.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
Happened to me. I got a text asking when their
cake is going to be ready for Quincy's birthday. And
I text them right back saying like I am not
the bakery and happy birthday to Quincy. Yeah, and then
they said thank you, So they never gotten their cake spam.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
That could easily be escape spam.

Speaker 8 (46:55):
Yeah, yeah, but what if Quincy sitting there with the
little party hat doesn't have a cake?

Speaker 9 (47:01):
Secondary question, man's you were at Walmart in the evening.
You knew at some point you're gonna want ice cream
and an energy drink. You didn't grab no, because I
was too busy. Holidays, so busy. I was thinking of
other people sea baths.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
He's like, you know what, here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna wait till I get home and I just
have it ordered for a lot more right here. I
was thinking about it when I was in bed. God,
i'd rather pay triple Well. I'm glad he didn't die.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Oh thank you, that's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
What are you doing? What are you?

Speaker 5 (47:29):
What are you doing? Well?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Also, I mean we've seen minutes the way he moves
around here. A lot of times he's walking around on autopilot.
Head down. So but I'm half paying attention. I'm walking
up from the side and pull the handle. I'm saying, like,
half paying attention. Night, I know, but yeah, rental car
is one thing you're not used to your own car,
but when it's your own car, like you knew where

(47:51):
you parked. I don't know how long you were in
the walmart. Maybe seven days, like you maybe forgot. Yeah,
you know he's walking to his car looking at him
for like an hour. Yeah, and he has he's thinking
about other people, so his mind is nowhere. He's thinking
about the holiday gifts. Text over to two two seven seven.
It's okay, see, Bess, I still enjoyed medicine.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
His story.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
For the quarter second of ruining that.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
You know how it works.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
We've got more what he shout next hang on the
Woody Show and into another new hour, and behind the
scenes we've had chefs swoop swoop. He's been making some
stuff over here. It's like, what what is this?

Speaker 5 (48:35):
This is like a it's a cast iron feet hash
with wag you all right, you.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Might have to translate that for a lot of us,
not only in the room but also in the audits.
Real fancy steak and potatoes. Yes, steak and potatoes.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Yeah. So I just did a quick hash with potatoes
that I conte. Comfete is a term.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (48:55):
With fat covering with fat, covering with fat? Okay, so
so I comfeet the potatoes. They were comfeitte in uh
lemon peel, A lot of fresh time garlic clothes, just
like heart aromatics, stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Rain so good, it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Are awesome.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
There's like this little crispy almost not sesame. You see
the times. It's crispy garlic and shallots. Yeah, yeah, where
do you get that?

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Make it at home?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
You make it?

Speaker 5 (49:25):
So I have a mandolin. Yeah, I'm mandoling the shallots
and then I chopped the garlic super fine. I'd get
some of the world.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
This is nothing I'll ever have at home.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
I chop a lot of stuff on Sunday. So you
go to Farmers Market Sunday. You just prep out a
lot of stuff together.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Yeah, like wife, Well at chef Underscore Swoop. You can
find him on on social media. Well, I don't know, man,
what's going on with you?

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Yeah, I'm here, I'm around.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
I saw I was asking what the hell is going
on with swoople.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Man, I'm findable because life happens.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Okay, because I saw like on social media, like you
know what, Man, I'm unplugging for the rest of twenty
twenty five. I'll see guys next year. Now I'm thinking,
all right, well, it's only a couple more weeks.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Yeah, so I'll show you, guys. You will get the
recipe for this for sure. I am taking a bit
of a social media detox. You can still find me
working on my website right now. So Swoop Kitchen dot
com will be available at the top of the year.
You'll be able to book meats through there, find out
about all the cool things I'll be doing.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Chef's Swoop of course, winner of the fourth episode of
the Food Network show Chopped for twenty Yeah. Also as
a contestant on the show Gastronauts right episode season two.
He also competed on Beat Bobby Flay in season thirty eight,
episode nine. Man, and he's and he's available. He's available
to make stuff like this for you. We have a

(50:44):
standing once a month appointment reservation with Chef's swooped and
I mean the stuff that you have put together for
is this year has been fantastic.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
I really appreciate that. It's all about making good food.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
So what's it like? So wago? You see it on
a on the menu a lot? Yeah, Like so what
exactly is wag?

Speaker 12 (51:04):
Like?

Speaker 2 (51:04):
What what part of the cow? Is it just something
so wag? What makes it wago?

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Wag is? Actually it's a Japanese variety of cattle. There
are American varietals available for consumption here, but the Japanese
ones are usually the best. This is actually Japanese wag.
You from the Miyazaki Prefecture. Oh sure, yeah, yeah, Japan

(51:31):
shout out to Japan. So yeah, they they got the juice.
It's just the cows are treated a specific way. Some
of them do, like in the Hokkaido prefecture, like because
it's high altitude and there's snow, they give those cows
coats and they also get beer to drink, and they
get they get massages to stay warm. So a lot

(51:53):
of these things create like really high fat content, really
nice marblings like that's what you want to So the
cuts for the hash is actually a rabbi and chuck.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
It's like a butter the only way to go. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Yeah, So there's tons of tons of fat cap in there.
I let the fat render. That's the first thing I
put in the pen when I got here. Heard so
I let the fat render, and then I put the
potatoes in sautatum up and crushed.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Man, You're gonna make somebody a really good wife someday, man,
because everything is everything, Man, every everything. He's made everything
you And the fact that you're doing it on the fly.
I can imagine like if you actually had access to
a full like legit chef's kitchen. Oh yeah, with all
the stuff you're coming in here with basically a hot
plate and a folding table, yeah table, yeah, yeah. I've

(52:39):
worked with less.

Speaker 11 (52:40):
You know.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
I come from humble beginnings. I was a pop up
chef in Oakland, you know what I mean. I sold
plates for twenty five bucks from my house. I sold
plates in restaurants. They let me take over their restaurant
and I could do like a little five dollar cocktails
and beers and sell like ten dollars plates, you know
what I mean. So I come from uh, you know,
tiny but mighty operations.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Here for those of you who enjoy cooking and want
to try something out, I would definitely recommend this because,
you know, what this seems that you made it way
more complex than it even needs to be, because like
you're you just went over the top today between the wagoo,
like you don't have to use wagoo right, absolutely different thing.
You can get your choice right, But this is definitely

(53:20):
something I would say, you know, if you're into cooking
worth trying. And we'll post a link to Chef swoops
Instagram where he made a post about this, this dish
that he made for us.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Going up on the story. I'll have it available for
you guys. Checking the whole breakdown on the spice blend
and how to do the potatoes how much?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
And nice to get some of this garlicy challity business.
You don't what to do. I'm just gonna hit you up,
got you, and I'm just gonna hit you up and
I'll buy it off of you. I'll let you make it.
I'll buy it just like what the spice ale at
the story. He's on our Instagram story right now at
the Woody Show. All right, so at Chef Underscore Swoop,

(54:00):
meeting you is such a blessing this year.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Man.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
It's a blessing to be here with you. Guys and
be able to showcase what I do on a platform
as illustrious as this one.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Right, but it really does seem like your your your
your rocket has pointed towards the stars right now.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
I certainly hope so.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
And it seemed to be on the rise.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
If I missed the moon, I'll grab a star on
the way up. Man, Amen, Yeah, I think he'll be
all right.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, well Swoop, love you man, Thank you again. This
is this is delicious. Check out our Instagram and a
link to chef swoops Instagram again at chef Underscore Swoop.
We're gonna take a break then when we come back.
The Late Night Monologue twenty twenty five year, if you
please feel free to hang around, do you want to
see We'll reward you with some really good comedy. Yeah,

(54:41):
I'm it's menace and he is, you know, always looking
to sharpen his comedy skills like that was one of
his his resolutions, is that he wanted to you know,
I said that I wanted to watch more comedy, watch
more comment. Yeah, he just wanted to be a part
of more common during the writer more comedy in his life.
This started during the writer's strike, right right, right, the

(55:02):
Menace almost took over some spots, right, Yeah, and so
this was him just kind of sharpening his skills, maybe
in just in case they needed some scab writers for
some of these late night shows. So yeah, MENACE's Late
Night Monologue twenty twenty five Year in Review. Okay, Okay,
I think I know what that is. Yeah, this is
the Woodie Show. Our friend, Chefs Swoop is here, Texas.

(55:29):
Chef Swoop is one of my favorite guests that y'all have.
Him and Half Baked, two very different characters. Swoop's voice
is just comforting in general.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
I got I got that that man.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Yeah, all right, So Chefs Swoop is hanging out because Menace,
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Time for the Late
Night Monologue twenty twenty five Year in Review. Yeah yeah, open,
ready to laugh. Everybody, please welcome me here. Yeah, what

(56:04):
a year we had.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
In January, Starbucks, there was an employee in Alabama who
has been by a monkey that jumped through the drive
through window. Police called the situation wild with a tall
order of prappuccino. Oh no, side note that worker might
have aids now all right.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
February, a.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Trailer in Pennsylvania containing one hundred thousand eggs was stolen,
with some saying it was because of the egg prices
at the time. I just say it's because dumbass Tyler
wanted an.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Omelet trailer four in March. In March of four dozen
egg omelet.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Right in March, a man in Memphis, Tennessee had his
leg grazed by a bullet with his dog, by his
dog Oreo, who jumped in his bed when his paw
hit the trigger.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
And it's like, what a boring story. Who doesn't pull
out a gun when doing doggy? You know what I'm saying?
Makes it extra hot?

Speaker 5 (57:10):
And that's going dark today?

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Yeah really.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
April, an online cruise company posted a prank saying they're
gonna be launching hushed crushes where all where it's all
silent and they only communicate with gestures. And that guy
Greg and Wood, he's so horny they almost had sex.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
Almost almost again, Yeah right right yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
In May, a second grader in Kentucky, left alone with
his mother's phone, ordered twenty two cases of dumb dumb
lollipops and it's like, hey, Fatty, your uncle slash dad
now has to work an extra shift on Christmas Walmart
to pay off your debt, you dump bitch?

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Who see Kentucky? Was there? Yeap?

Speaker 3 (58:15):
A straight bull in India became an Internet sensation after
it jumped on a motorized scooter and took off. But
like it's reversed here in America because dumb ass Tyler
writes hogs.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
You know what I'm saying, A total officer there. Yeah,
it's a bull. It's like backwards crowd scooter. Yep, all right.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
In July slash August, a mule cat was caught at
a Costa Rica prison attempting to sneak in two hundred
and thirty grams of marijuana.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Pussy only holding two hundred and thirty grams? Nice start,
am I? Right lady? That's pretty good. I like that,
you know, all right.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
September, a man got pulled over in Canada for driving
drunk on a Barbie jeep on a busy road because
he wanted a slurpee.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Long story short, Menji is not allowed in Canada anymore.
Shout out to Menji.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
All right now that now in October, we had a
lot of stories. Okay, there is nonsopper, yeah yeah, yeah,
but yeah, but the biggest story was.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
That we got to hang out with Jay Leno in
his garage.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
It was huge and Greg had so many jokes and
the one that I didn't share was like, hey Jay,
check out my hemmy as I Joe in the back seat.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
That was That was a really a joke. It was
just statement, right, Yeah, it wasn't meant to be hilarious.
Oh yeah, I just wanted to. I'm getting Greg's constantly
does enjoy being naughty?

Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
What what story you missed? In November, a u K.
Snack company launched a flavor of corn chips described as
licking a nine volt battery. No name yet, but I'm
guessing it's called butthole.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I like that all right? See now you got chefsper
on board the company.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
With all that said, though, uh, this year the Woody
Show lost hundreds of pounds thanks to weight, lots of drugs,
and the medical terms.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
It's we went from.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Yeah, yeah, Morgan sold socks and Greg continue to suck.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Greg, I forgot what right? What you were sucking about?
You forgotten.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Sam? We found love at seat, but may have gotten
a poop deck injury. Woody bought a plane so we
can playing wood He bought a plane so he could
look down on you even further, while Vaughn wishes he
was I messed that one up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
All right, we'll move on. Sheda bought a house, while
we took over a land owned by a mouse. Seas
kept up with cards and enjoyed farts.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Menji got trash at a prom, and we all fell
in love with dumbass Tyler's mom. Yeah, Bort moved to
a place like a resort, and we drank coke zero
by the courts went to Dubai and continued to ask
how's your pie? We had a wonderful year, had the
Woody show, and thank you so much for listening and

(01:01:51):
all your support.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
We have a great show for you today. We have
Julio Iglesias and Savage started Savage guard you said. That
is our festive little end.

Speaker 16 (01:02:04):
Thank you, and uh hope to see you next year.
I'm out of brads, Iglecius Menaces. Late Night Monologue twenty
twenty five Year in Review. Everybody, thank you, gave me,
Thank you, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
No problem. All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll
come back. We got the d u i Q coming
up for you next. If you want to be our
contest and give us a call eight seven seven forty four.
What he is the phone number that's eight seven seven
forty four. What do you guys know how the game works?
Sea Bess is out there talking to them drunks, and
you just have to guess will the drunk person get
one of these very easy tribute questions right, yes or no?

(01:02:41):
If you can guess correctly two out of three times,
you could be the winner on the DUIQ coming up
next again? Eight seven seven forty four. What he called
now to play? Thanks straight up? You guys are idiots?
Still show me right back the Wood Show. Oh dude,

(01:03:04):
you know what I'm doing today? I got a random
text late in the afternoon yesterday from Dexter Holland from
the host No Kidden, And today Dexter is gonna be
my flight instructor, and we're gonna we're gonna take his
he owns three different planes, but we're gonna take his
citation his jet up flying, and he's gonna show me

(01:03:27):
how to fly a jet he sent me up. He goes, hey, man,
when the hell are we going flying? Because we've been
talking about this since uh the iHeartRadio music festival. I
had no idea he flew planes. He's like planes, and
so it was just one of these when are we
going flying? When we're going So it's happening today, Yeah,
today after the show. My flight instructor Dexter Holland in

(01:03:49):
his citation, Yeah, we'll do a few of those. Yeah.
So if you see a if you see a plane
doing some some laps around like Catalina, it's probably.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Our listeners are pretty good at it, because they were
posting photos of our flight to Dubai, like the plane
and landing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yeah wow, yeah, yeah, I'm so psyched about it. What
is your preferre? Do you like flight away? What do
you what do you like to track flights by the way, Yeah,
I'm like for yeah, oh you're talking about like like
commercial flights and stuff like that. Yeah, I got a
one called flight view. I like that one. That that
that's a pretty good one.

Speaker 9 (01:04:24):
For instance, I I'm thinking about this because I got
I got the dreaded your flight is leaving later than
you thought notice, and then another one and I was like,
oh crap. So I went instantly went to the flight
aware to make sure it actually left the previous airport because.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Yeah, you see what the plane that you're waiting on,
it's previous flight. You can track that right, because if
it's just sitting there, you're like, oh crap, I gotta yeah.
Oh yeah, but yeah, it's gonna be really cool. Man,
That's gonna be great.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
I'll try to get some video and stuff like that
if I'm not too busy learning how to fly a
Jeta from the lead singer of the Offspring. Like I
was talking to my wife about, I was like, how
just how like you end up meeting people, you know,
things happening and things. Yeah, so I'm very excited about that.
Whatever you got going on that you're excited about this
weekend hits up Friday check in over to two two
nine eighty seven. He puts the g in Garcia so

(01:05:14):
CAE Sports with Jeff Garcia Hey, Happy Friday, jefg Hey,
good morning and happy Friday. What do you show?

Speaker 14 (01:05:22):
Let's go ahead and start with the NFL schedule for
the weekend. Chargers in Kansas City Sunday at ten am.
Chiefs are favored by five points. My hope is that
they're done for the season and have given up already.
Lions are at SOFI Stadium versus the Rams. That is
the game of the week. Rams are favored by six.
That is Sunday at one pm. By the way, NBA
Clippers losses the Rockets last night SUBAC thirty three points

(01:05:43):
in the loss. Lakers and Phoenix on Sunday, NHL Ducks
lost to the Islanders five to last night. Ducks and
Jersey tomorrow and the King's host to Flames tomorrow at
Crypto dot com Arena. College Football Heisman Trophy ceremony tomorrow
at four pm. And since we're talking college football, let's
catch up on every day that happened yesterday with Sharon Moore,
the head coach of the Michigan Wolverines that got fired

(01:06:04):
for hooking up with this assistant. Lots of new cheese
may came out yesterday WOODI show. Apparently the relationship became
public knowledge at the school when the coach had a
plan be delivered to his coaching office.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I've never heard of anything so stupid in my life.

Speaker 14 (01:06:18):
Then after he got fired, he crashed out, drove home
to his wife and kids place and threatened to kill himself.
He left that house, went over to his side pieces
house and held her at knife point and threatened to
kill himself and her and that's when the cops got
involved and caught him. Thankfully, he's behind bars now. I'm
just glad everybody's safe. Crazy story. Have a great sports weekend.

(01:06:41):
I'm Jeff G.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
And that's so cal sports. There is Jeff g. O. Okay,
I know what that is.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
Yeah, this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Thuk, we just heard that. That's okay, that's all right.
Nothing to bother us today because it's a Friday, every yeah,
and time for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumb
ass contest is the du Well chef swoopoop out here
man is here playing along as well. Duy q sea

(01:07:17):
Bask's playing the game to.

Speaker 9 (01:07:18):
Everybody, please, I find someone very drunk out on these
streets and ask them some very easy questions. So the
game is not in answering the questions. Everyone listening knows
the answer to the question because they're just so easy,
all right, right, The game is, well, the drunk person
know the answer to the questions, and if you can
guess whether they know it, twice out of three times
you went.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
All right, let's go to Amy, who will be our
contestant here on this round of the d U I Q.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
Amy?

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
How are you welcome to the Woody Show? Hi Show, Hi.
All right, so the drunk person, we're going to do
a little bit better before we get into the guesses
for the questions that count. This way, we just have
a better idea of just how with it or not
with it they are? And who is this person? This
is Jeremy.

Speaker 9 (01:07:56):
And I didn't realize Jeremy was a Jermy and name,
but as you are about to hear, he certainly has
the accents.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Jeremy, what are you up to tonight? Getting drunk? Getting
drunk up with Chris Jerry? What are you getting drunk on?
Red Bull wodka? And uh Tonic? And what car? How
many would you say you've had? Oh, I'm a lightweight.
It's embarrassing. I had a half drink over there, another

(01:08:27):
half drink. He's totally het. He should be embarrassed because
yeah he's German. He should be able to drink exactly
hard liquor. Yeah, all right, so Amy, that is Jeremy,
And then we're going into the questions here, just got
to guess yes or no? Will he get these questions right?

(01:08:48):
We have menace and Sammy. They are stone cold, sober.
We're just guessing for fun on them if they're going
to know the answer to these questions. And we'll start here.
Question number one, what vehicle would you expect to find
a porthole?

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
On, what vehicle would you expect to find a porthole?
Even give him an easy hint in the question? Sorry,
everyone't get this?

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
What do you guys think?

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
I want to go just insane and start with a
triple yes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Triple yes.

Speaker 8 (01:09:17):
I want to go insane and start with a triple no.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Menace get it. No, Menace will get it. Sammy will
get it. I'll say no for Jeremy just because you
know it sounds pretty trashed. Might be the easiest question
we've ever had.

Speaker 8 (01:09:30):
Come on, don't get crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
No, it's definitely. Oh I'm getting crazy. That's pretty It
is pretty damn I got crazy with triple yes. Chef's woop?

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
What do you think I mean? The hint in the question,
it's just so obvious. Okay, I think I think let's
just go I think everyone You.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Think everybody gets this one?

Speaker 14 (01:09:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
And then Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Jeremy
gets it?

Speaker 17 (01:09:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
All right, menace, no Amy, What do you think for Jeremy?
No way, Jeremy, no way, all right? Question number one
d u i Q. On what vehicle would you expect
to find a porthole? Menace?

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
An RV? An r V?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Sammy? I mean, I guess technically you could put it
a porthole in an RV. But that's not the that's
not like a cruise ship. Yeah, port, yeah, yep, all right,
for sure you'd get that one. All right, let's see
if let's see if Amy gets the first point of
the game. Question number one, what vehicle would you expect

(01:10:29):
to find a porthole? A porthole on awhicle? A porthole
on a vehicle? Is it hoday?

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:10:38):
Did you have a holiday?

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
No, because there may be potholes in there.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
Oh, I got face.

Speaker 8 (01:10:47):
That was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Yeah all right, well, hey Amy, good news, you got yourself.
You got yourself the first point there are this round
of the d u i Q. Question number two, what
are any too of New York City's boroughs?

Speaker 11 (01:10:59):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:11:00):
Oh my, right, I'm around here.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
I would say no, no for Jeremy, yes for menace,
uh no for Sammy.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
Oh I believe in Sammy I'm gonna say yes for
Menace and Sammy, no for good old Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
All right, Greg Gory, Uh yeah, no to Jeremy. To Jeremy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
After that, alright, let's say yes to Menace, no to Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Oh babe, I get two out of the possible fifteen.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
All right, Chef, I'm going two out of three. I'm
going to say Menace, you got it, and good luck
to Sammy. Sammy, I think Sammy got to Yes, you
got not for my man has had too many Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Alright, Amy, what do you think Jeremy? Will you get it?

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Yes or no?

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
No for Jeremy again. No, Here we go a question
number two. What are they two of New York City's boroughs, Sammy?

Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
West Borough and east Borough.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
And east How many boroughs are there?

Speaker 8 (01:12:10):
Well, according to just there's there's there's five borough chess.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Whoops, new to this? Okay, that's right, there's five. There
are five. Menace. You have the Bronx, you have Queens,
you have Brooklyn, you have Manhattan Point and one always
forgets this one, the trashiest one. Take the ferry.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Come on, ye, Pete Davidson also is Staten Island Island
was part of the borough.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Yeah wow, what the.

Speaker 7 (01:12:39):
Name literally had to be Borrow, west coast of you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
This is why we played the bay. You can't write that. Yeah,
all right, Well, Amy does not think that Jeremy gets
this one, and if that ends up being the case,
she's going to be the winner on this round of
the d u y Q. Question number two, What are
of New York City's boroughs? Brooklyn?

Speaker 13 (01:13:03):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Right New York?

Speaker 13 (01:13:07):
Is that Borrow?

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Oh god, the easiest one. He missed out on Manhattan.
Usually if anybody's gonna get in Manhattan and then maybe Brooklyn,
you might say long by accidents. You know, strong island
queens like Staten Islands won that everybody forgets about Queen's
by accident. Yeah yeah, all right? Well, hey Amy, congratulations,
you are a winner here on the d u i Q.

(01:13:32):
Thank you, Thank you, welcome bark. You's a peasy hang
on one second. Thank you so much for listening to
the Wodie Show. Have yourself a great weekend, Happy Friday
to you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
That's that's how it's done, all right. Question number three,
which Amy didn't need, but we're gonna play for fun
with Menace and Sammy here. Question number three? What is
the third to last letter of the English alphabet? Third
to last letter? All right, what's the easiest question we've
ever asked?

Speaker 17 (01:13:56):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Come alright, what's the eleventh letter? Or something like that?
Not to Jeremy and then yes for both Menace and Sammy.
I mean, come on, come on.

Speaker 8 (01:14:08):
I'm gonna say triple yes really yeah in alphabet in Germany, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Gonna say, hell, yeah, we're good in here. But outside
outside of the studio, I don't I don't think that
my man Jeremy is going to be able to crasp.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Come on, come on, I don't know how many letters
do they have in the German now? See? Well you
know how like you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Say, I'm gonna say two out of three?

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
So who gets it?

Speaker 13 (01:14:34):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Well, I'll give it the minutes, all right, So don't
get it right? Well no, yeah, no, to get it right?
One gets it wrong. Yeah, we're good in the.

Speaker 8 (01:14:44):
Studio, and get there's thirty letters in the German alphabet.

Speaker 5 (01:14:48):
Got it?

Speaker 13 (01:14:49):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (01:14:49):
Man?

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
If he's using the German one, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
I'm sticking with yes, yep, Greg, you know what I'm
gonna say, triple Samon. Does Jeremy get it?

Speaker 18 (01:14:59):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
All right, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Question number three, what is the third to last letter
of the English alphabet? Sammy, X the Z X to
the Z exhibit. Yes, X would be the answer that
we're in your head X Y Z. Question number three, Jeremy,
what is the third to last letter of the English alphabet.

Speaker 11 (01:15:29):
X?

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
What's that starts with X? I was good to say,
but that starts with the X. That starts with ex Yeah,
he did it. I think once the ball crossed the
planets a touchdown. And by the way, you can see exhibit.
He's playing live in Dallas at the Echo Lounge in

(01:15:51):
the door for thirty four bucks. There you go. Well,
that's how you play the d uy Q. Congratulations to
our contestant, Amy, Chef Swoop and everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
Yo, what up?

Speaker 11 (01:16:00):
What up? What up?

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Yeah man, Thank you guys. Go to see it's always fun.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Thanks for coming by. Amazing Wagoo potato hash man, it's
so good. We have posted on our Instagram at the
Woodie Show. If you want to check it out, it's
on our Instagram story. We have a link to Chef
swoops Instagram at Chef Underscore Swoop. He'll lay out everything
that you need to know. So you can try to
make it at home for yourself. It is really good.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Are there and blend everything. All the ratio is up,
all the ingredients you need. All right, bodio heartming.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
We will we will see you in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Yeah, see you guys on the other side.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
This is no mony.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
And it is that time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Everybody just kind of looking ahead of what we've gotten here.
This is a good time as any four. A round
of the Friday fail story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've got
we've got some fail stories here and of course yeah
we're taking your Friday check ins on the text over
to two to nine eighty seven. Just make sure again
you include your name. You tell us what part of
town you're in listening this morning. Where are you an act?

(01:17:02):
Let's see what we got for this round Friday failed story.

(01:17:40):
A ladies jump in, Boys and girls, time for your
Friday fall story. Other people thought they had the perfect
plan to plan that could never go wrong. But then
somewhere along the line that went from being a great
idea to one big stinking, mega uber truck. Ah, guys,

(01:18:14):
that was super smooth. I like that, I like that
freshly shaved. Yeah, that was that was really smooth.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
That was nice.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
We'll start with this one, and there's a video for
this one, and let's play the audio for you and
you could see if you can guess what's happening here. Okay,
what is happening here? Take the flame away until you
put on there, mama.

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
Okay, So okay, I have a guess.

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
Greg candle on the dining room table fell over and
caught the table clock on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
And their same kind of thing, some sort of flambay dessert.
It's someone's it's someone's birthday, and Grandma is using this
long lighter and she's preparing to flombay a baked Alaska
that is sitting on the table in front of her,
and so she lights it as she pours the alcohol

(01:19:22):
on it, and it bursts into a large flame, which
that it's supposed to do that, right, But then for
some reason, dumbass Grandma pours even more of the alcohol
on it and on the table. So her family jumps in.
They're trying to pat and stop the flames out as
Grandma moves the burning dessert onto her wicker chair. Grandma

(01:19:48):
is an idiot. God, Grandma, bitch. When you watch the video,
you see the cat neuw to get the hell out
of there right away, but yeah, grow give it up.
This next one is from Montana where this guy he

(01:20:09):
was driving he needed to pee. He was on a freeway,
so he couldn't just pull over. Uh, So he grabbed
an empty beer can and he tried to peep into
the beer can while he was driving. But that proved
to be easier said than done. I mean, you know,
it's a thought, right. He loses his focus though on
the road, crashed into a car that was stopped in
front of him. The cops they show up, and they

(01:20:30):
had some some questions for him, like, uh, why so
many empty beer cans into your car? He swore up
and down he only had one drink that entire night,
but the cops knew that he was lying. They made
him take the breathalyzer and guess what, he was three
times over the legal limit. It turns out he's got
several DUIs on his record, so he was. He was

(01:20:53):
arrested and taking the fail jail.

Speaker 8 (01:20:55):
Ye have so many options to pee?

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Why is one full of ped This next one is
about this dude who was out on a hike and
he decided to stop and take a selfie. Anybody see
where this is going? No, it went well. It was teature.
He pulled out his phone, he got the perfect shot
set up, and that's when the ground underneath him crumbled
and he fell off the cliffs. Oh, dropped about fifty

(01:21:21):
feet see hikings back, you guys. It is never a
good We've been trying to tell everybody. Anyway, this guy
lucked out. He survived. But yeah, selfie fail. But he
said so. He said the mountain gods blessed him, and
that when the rocks collapsed, he thought he was a goner.
But quote, it's so good to be alive.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
Oh babe.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Here's one from San Francisco where a police officer was
out on patrol pulled over this car. According to the
person he pulled over, everything seemed normal at first. But
here's the thing. He wasn't a real cop. Oh, he
just had some flashing light attached to the top of
his truck. And you know who else witnessed this whole thing,
an actual cop for reals, police officer. Yeah, he came over,

(01:22:00):
confronted the fake cop, placed him under arrest. The dude
said that he saw an ad for the flashing lights
on TikTok. So he bought those and he installed them
on his truck. And he tried to claim that I
didn't know any of this was illegal.

Speaker 8 (01:22:12):
I'm just playing make believe.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Yeah, he was charged with impersonating a police officer. He
was taken off to failed sales.

Speaker 8 (01:22:21):
It would be fun to have that land on your car.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
I thought it was the ghost cop of Golden Gate Park.
And this is my favorite story of the week. It's
from Maryland And besides a fail story, you could also
file it under just Prankin this grown ass woman decided
to prank her husband. She sent a text to him
that a random dude had broken into their house, and
she sent him a picture that she made with AI

(01:22:45):
of the intruder on the couch covered in a blanket.
Now you're the husband, what are you going to do?
He calls the cops. A squad of eight police cars
pull up to the house. They bust through the door,
only to find the woman on the couch by her herself,
along with a cell phone mounted on a tripod that
was aimed at the front door. She's saying that the

(01:23:06):
husband's going to come rushing in and yeah. The cops
not pleased she was arrested and taken.

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
To fail jail.

Speaker 8 (01:23:15):
She's an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
And there you go, ladies and gentlemen. Those are your
Friday fail stories. We're going to take a quick break.
We got some more. What do you show for you next?
Hang on the Woody Show. We'll be right back. Where's
your mother? Christmas Gray, Marry Christmas Gray? Where are people

(01:23:39):
in the world?

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
I think that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
So many gifts, so much obligation. No room is full
of gifts. Yeah, he's not just the ones I already got.
These are many, many more. Yeah. Oh no, we had
old Saint Dick. He he brought some stuff in that
was just an appetize. I don't even know where have
this stuff it came from. Yeah, I know I know
where the food came from because Sammy made these things.

(01:24:07):
What is it? It's like a deconstructed canole.

Speaker 8 (01:24:10):
Well yeah, so they're putzel cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
And I really flat waffles you like a specialty store.

Speaker 14 (01:24:18):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:24:20):
And then I made canoli dip, which is basically like
canoli fillings.

Speaker 7 (01:24:24):
You just man your cookies into it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
I'll perhaps some I thought these were store about their Yeah,
absolutely perfect, made them.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Thank you, mar Thank you, Thank you, and then what else?
What else do we have here?

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
But what I brought in gifts for everybody? Okay, because
I felt bad last year. I was running out of
town and I didn't get anybody gifts. So I made
sure that I, you know, stepped it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Up this year. Everybody, I'll send you a gift card.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
Yeah, and then I got a card for everybody because
Greg shames me, and to get that was surprising into Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
I'm going I'm going to open open the gift from
my favorite thing in the world is a card. And
if I opened it the way Mennis opens a card.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Yeah, he would just shake it. The gift card came.

Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
He just goes like that, Yeah, toss.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Its Merry Christmas, Grandma, who makes family special? And heart's
happy to who makes Christmas marrier Grandma. That's who love you, Greg.
I love the man you have become Yolo menace babe.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Okay, okay, all right, all right, it's a really nice
it's a gift bag and I'm guessing some kind of
booze in there. It is my favorite is it? Silver?
Silver cab It fits its perfectly. Thank you, my go
to gift wine because you never go wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
With that one.

Speaker 8 (01:25:56):
Okay, it's heavy, kid, this is so nice. I'm gonna
open my card, all right, he says. The snowman is
drying his hands under the dryer in the bathroom and
it's going snowman, no war, Miss Christmas wishes it was
lit this year. Thank you for being part of it. Menace.

(01:26:18):
And it's beautifully wrapped.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
You didn't wrap I couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
Somebody else do it? All right? All right?

Speaker 13 (01:26:28):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (01:26:30):
What is this cool thing?

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
It's a.

Speaker 8 (01:26:37):
Menace?

Speaker 9 (01:26:38):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (01:26:38):
It's one of those really cool digital frames.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
For your new home.

Speaker 8 (01:26:46):
So nice, Yes it is.

Speaker 14 (01:26:50):
It is.

Speaker 8 (01:26:51):
It is really beautiful, so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Thanks you would like you if you really don't love this.

Speaker 8 (01:27:00):
I got this for the grandparents one time and they
I think it's it. But you know, I don't get
to see any pictures. Amazing. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Sammy, behind you, all right, Sammy, Uh get everybody? Everyone
got carver.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
All right, there we go.

Speaker 10 (01:27:20):
Oh it's Will Ferrell from Elf but it's Buddy the
Elf on the front. Oh it's a pop up card
and he's walking across. So I traveled through the seven
levels of the Candy cane for it and past the
sea of swirly twirly gum drops, just to wish you
an extra merry one.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Oh yeah, okay, did you flip it looking for a
garden there?

Speaker 9 (01:27:42):
Like okay, I'm having the canoli cookies very tasty. Yeah, yeah,
it's got like it's very's the cream is very.

Speaker 12 (01:27:52):
What is that?

Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
It's a stand is a standing cooler?

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
I couldn't get any cooler because you know, yeah, because
you know, she likes to bring her own food to work.

Speaker 7 (01:28:08):
Really is so nice in mine.

Speaker 8 (01:28:10):
And it's like a little pink check.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Oh so it's not okay, I see, So it's not.
It has nothing to do with the Stanley mug. It's
just the same brand. But then it's like, okay, it's
a little warder back. It's light pink, which is girls.
Oh yeah, okay, don't throw the card because there's a
gift card. First Trader Joe's in there.

Speaker 8 (01:28:30):
Oh it's like you really know everybody's gift.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Mine's really long. I have an idea, but all right,
mine's really long. I'll do the I'll do the cards first.
I'll open it up, I'll shake it for the not
in there. Yeah, it's it's got Clark and Ellen Griswold
on the front of it. And I heard him exclaim
as he oh as the sewer burned, bright, Merry Christmas

(01:28:58):
to all into all A good night nice What do you?
Thank you for everything this year and letting me be
part of it all that's from that's from Mentes. Oh think,
thank you Manyes, I do it.

Speaker 14 (01:29:10):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
There's the smaller one taped on top of the larger one.
Open the larger one first, Open the larger one first. Okay, yeah,
you guys, this is exactly what I've been asking for.
It's the Red Rider who the Red Rider two hundred
shot range carbine model air rifle, a working compass sundial

(01:29:37):
in Red Rider brand in the stock.

Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
Oh my god, that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
Awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:29:42):
I was gonna say that's a joke, and I was like,
I better not just the case.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
Dude, that's awesome. You know what I guess you would?
I asked, you know, well, you know what I'm guessing.
Hold on, I'll do like Ralfie.

Speaker 11 (01:29:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:29:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
And then there's another gift with it. Oh, there's a
others I guess something to shoot. Okay, hold on in here,
do we still have the football helmet and the off
and the toilet feeds. Oh yeah, so they're the bebes, dude,
they'll spill all over. Yeah. And this is a buck knife. Yeah,
every little boy should have a buck knife. Nice cut

(01:30:21):
some Yeah, my god, good vigilanti streets. Maybe that's your
plane knife, you know, you just leave the Yeah, in
case there's like some kind of like.

Speaker 8 (01:30:31):
Jack stabbing emergence, you can pilot.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
If you have your own plane, you can bring whatever
you want, like knives and yeah, compressed gas and that
should best. I got you, you know, that's right. You
know what I deal with this because I have in
the in one of the rooms that I have the
leg lamp, and I think what I'll do is I'll
prop this up in the corner because that's that's what
they did in the in the movie what's over there
behind the door. That's cool. Yeah, all right, thank you man,

(01:30:57):
that's really sweet. What do you want for this me? Yeah,
I'm good. I didn't know that may buy for free.
I had an amazing year. Yeah he did you get
a twenty five thousand dollars flight?

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
Yeah, I'm sorry, thirty go vip the races.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
I had an awesome year now a menace. I already
opened your card. Oh you did, Yeah, it was. It
was a McDonald's gift card, which is nice. Nice, and
a card that said something like to my to my
favorite dad, getting hilarious. Here's the presence. I like that
like a foot by two feet big box boys.

Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
Truck, dump truck.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
Alright, wait a minute, what could it be? Is it
a studio flat top grill that's arsenal.

Speaker 9 (01:31:45):
Weed, bacon and eggs every morning? It is now highly doable. Yeah,
illegal secret, illegal studio grill.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Warming.

Speaker 8 (01:31:54):
That's a gift for all of us.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
It's a warm and drawer you can keep your hash
brown potatoes, silver dollar pancakes top. Oh yeah, thank you, son.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
I got everybody else like Morgan and everybody else all
that some stuff too, but nice. I don't think we
have enough time to have Okay, no, well that's not nice.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
We have. We have a good vibe going on right now.
That awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:32:21):
And then I have one and then Morgan's card for
everyone to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
Okay, cool, Well guys, thank you so much. Yeah, god
see now I did give out the bonuses.

Speaker 8 (01:32:32):
You've done enough, Yes, you've done enough.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Okay, No, I'm saying I gave out the bonus. Okay,
I did that, but I got to give menace. Oh
what did you see Morgan's card this year? I've heard
about the cards. Yeah, it's fantastic, turned out great. So
it's o J and he's holding a platter which looks
like a turkey, but where the turkey's head neck would be,
it's Morgan's face.

Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
It says, carving up that white meat and yours a
wonderful whole holiday season. That's for Morgan so.

Speaker 18 (01:33:04):
Much.

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
That's awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:33:06):
And then everyone got the same thing from me.

Speaker 7 (01:33:09):
Yeah so this year.

Speaker 8 (01:33:10):
So last year's theme was car safety and this year's
theme is kitchen.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
Okay, A couple of things got a gravy spoon, ladle
like protector holder thing.

Speaker 8 (01:33:20):
The spoon rest and then spoon silicon spatulate and everyone
got digital.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
You know what. This is actually the appropriate size spoon
for me to eat cereal with perfect I like the
bigger spoons for cerreal, bigger spoon and a little spoon
for cereal, big bigger. I love it. Thank you, you're
very well. I was just looking at thermometer last night.
I need one too.

Speaker 8 (01:33:49):
Announces can keep all this stuff here.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
For cookah and to the arsenal. Happy holidays.

Speaker 18 (01:33:58):
What was this?

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
That's the okay in the bag show and running kind
of late anyway, but not to be ignored. We're gonna
do a round of what do you show Friday? Yeah, alright,
because the vibe is so good right now, we might

(01:34:21):
as well just keep it at this peak level, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
Peak vibing.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Alright, Oh yeah, I didn't even see the hat hair. Yeah,
well it was behind all the other stuff that we have.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
All right, all right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
The song is, oh, Beastie Boys fight for your right. Okay,
Beastie Boys on this. Yeah, I could do this one.
You're getting the lyrics check?

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
Yeah, alright, so it's pretty easy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
The chorus and everybody, well, that's you know what menace.
That's that's all you really need.

Speaker 8 (01:34:57):
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
All right, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
See? All right, So I want to show fardioki again.
Everybody feels joining if you like.

Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
Yeah, I hope.

Speaker 18 (01:35:08):
Everybody's ready Fridaioki Beastie Boys fight for your rights, and
I just I really need you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Guys to jump in one sprint when it's time. You know,
I know everybody knows the lyrics this one. What is
your patioki here?

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
You want you like like your school man, you don't
wanna go.

Speaker 12 (01:35:35):
Had your mom please, but you still says no.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
You just two classes said no home work. But the
teacher which this classes like it's.

Speaker 8 (01:35:51):
Some kind of jerk.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
You gotta fight, so you're right, Tay, I'm talking about party.

Speaker 17 (01:36:07):
You you're talking made me say the way the chrit
spokes two packs at take.

Speaker 9 (01:36:23):
All such a drag.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
Now your mom move away your best port of man.
But this, Yeah, you have to fight, so you're right.
Let's party, let's get high. So I'm talking about got party,

(01:36:49):
got he live life for party to right, you gotta brush.
You gotta fight the bars I would o frodi oki
one more uh, one more verse, one more course, don't
go as have the fath the clothes you're gonnaware. I'll

(01:37:15):
kick you out of my home of Fudal.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
Cut that hair.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
Your mom, But what's that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
Noise, mamma, that's jealous to boost be rose.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
You had a fight, so you're right to.

Speaker 18 (01:37:44):
Tell.

Speaker 16 (01:37:44):
Yeah, you gotta fight, so you're right today.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
Guy, Well yeah, that's a good group effort today. Everybody,
it's a party, a long drawn out Party's party. Let's
get high.

Speaker 6 (01:38:18):
I'm party tell you here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Everybody show will be right back. Insensitivity training for a
political world. It's the Woody Show. Well, that's gonna do
it for this hour. That's gonna do it for today's show.
That's it for the week. Everybody World, we met it

(01:38:44):
the end of another week. Let me tell you we
get fine on today's full show podcast, Friday podcast waiting
for you. Just go to the woodieshow dot com or
wherever you get your podcasts once again, including Spotify. Crazy
for you today of course, the Staples, the d YQ,
the Friday Fail stories. We did some Woodi Show Friday Oak.

(01:39:05):
We heard all about Morgan's after party workout. You know.
We heard about how she went a little turn up
with a bunch of co workers, tomb Ass, Tyler and
Bord and Vaughn. Everybody else is out there. Menaces. Late
Night Monologue twenty twenty five Year in Review. Nice work, Yes,
nice work, Menace, Thank you. It was way bigger comedy

(01:39:27):
than the Sebastian menascalco. That's a debacle on Hulu. I'll
be dropping my special next year that is more. Find
it on the full show podcast. Just go to the
Woody Show dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
Yeah, time to weekend, so let's get into that. Anything
between now and the next time we meet. Anything you
got for us to listen to that podcast? You want
to give us your two cents about whatever it is,
you can leave it on the after hours voicemail. Whatever
you got there at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
also find us and follow us on social media. Look
for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory,
get us out of here. Some parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
Please, If you hear hooves on your roof, it's either
reindeer or a serious structural problem, or is.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Menace likes to say it could be Sarah Jessica Parker.
I can't take credit for that, giant say menace, original joke,
trademark copyright. I remember saying it. You don't remember saying
you were he you were buzzed. But if I had
a nickel for every time I've heard you say that,
I'd be a trilling. Jeff Bezos would be like, damn
that guy's I want to get all that money, oh

(01:40:27):
from all of menaces. Sarah Jessica Parker jokes, that's rude.
I thank you very much, Greg Gory. If you want
to win some more stuff, you gotta go see. Menace
will be the new Salvation Army Thrift Store in Glendale
later on today, right there on Central Avenue. That's from
noon until two.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
The address and more information can be found on our website.
Just clicked the events tab by going to the woodieshow
dot com and guys again. Donuts and coffee, I repeat
doughnuts and coffee.

Speaker 5 (01:40:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
So that is with Menace at the new Salvation Army
Thrift Store in Glendale noon to two. Thank you so
much for giving the show some of your valuable time
this week. You know we love it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys could suck it. Have a
great weekend. SMD Doublem. Your mom's a bitch. You was
a bitch, and happy Holidays. All you host is bitches