FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 16th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What is it. Due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Program, listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show How.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Hey, what's good? Everybody?
What up? Today's Tuesday, December sixteenth, twenty twenty five. We

(00:50):
are the Woody Show. That's great, gory all right. We
got Menace Jinograd, Nice, Sea Bats is here. We've got
Sammy is our executive, we got Morgan our associate producer,
von is a video producer, and then we got Borton
mentioning in the Woody Show production department. Dumbass Tyler is here.
Thank you for being here and giving us some of

(01:11):
your valuable time today. Many ways to be a part
of the Woodies Show. You can call in eight seven
seven forty four Woodie, which after the show becomes the
after hours voicemail. You could text us check in over
to two two nine eight seven. You can find us
and follow us on all the social media platforms. Look
for us there at the Woody Show, and of course
good old fashioned email, which is email at the Woodieshow

(01:34):
dot com. Yeah, coming up for you on the show today.
Greg and Sea Bass have some stories to share. Of
self Serve Justice. Oh, which is a lot of times
my favorite count Greg was talking about, you know, movies
that he likes. He's like vengeance movies, some self serve justice.
Since breath Day, so we have a little breath test,
little bodega breath It happens around here on the on

(01:57):
the show, certain members of the show, what did you
spend a crazy amount of money on? Like, we're like,
I can't believe I spent that much. I'm getting that
little topic for you and coming up for you this hour.
Menace has a game for it's it's a Craigslist price
is right, but it's not Craigslist. It's from Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
It is I was recently in a Cracker Barrel and
I don't know I have that store if you've never
been there, Yeah, right when you walk in, it's pretty
much just like a store of nick Knacks, even though
it's a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
So Menace will tell us about these items. Wow, and
we get through this the first time I really get
to guests.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
You get to play along.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I know, how excited are I know it's very different
from me. I know it's really fun to play Yep,
all right, anyway, phones open eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven. So I saw a story thought
about Greg and then also Sammy was telling a story
about something that happened to her house. Yep, this woman
in Florida, Greg arrested after she drowned her roommate's pet spider.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh, who can blame her?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
She was charged with animal cruelty and petty theft charges.
Since the spider, which I guess is a jumping spider, oh,
they say it was worth quote seventy bucks. Okay, please
seventy dollars, spider, give me a break. If you wanted
to buy a tarantula, I wonder how much speaking of
like a Craigslist prices, right, Like, how much would you
spend on a tarantula? I think you can get them

(03:18):
for like thirty bucks.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
If they're a penny, it's too much?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah? Can I share a tarantula story? Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I had the worst night the other night. I'm sitting
on the couch. Mario gets up from the couch to
go to the kitchen or something, looks out the window
and jumps back and says, oh my god. And I thought,
this cannot be good. It was a legit tarantula on
the wall by the front door, climbing up the house.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Bugs always on your front door, I know, right. I
don't get that part.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
And there's so muck.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Aren't transulas from like, I don't know, the Amazon or something.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I know that's what I thought. Yeah, this gets it
gets so dumb and bad. So we're both pair of
any We think, what if it comes into the house,
it must be destroyed. But neither of us are brave
enough to go out there and get within X amount
of feet of this transula. So I suggested the vacuum
cleaner just take the extender suck it up. And he said,

(04:14):
I'm not getting that close to it. Are you crazy?
I said, how about a broom. He's like, why are
you giving me all these suggestions about how to handle
this tarantula? You do something? And I said, look, you
know me, I'm not going out there. I will I'll
just have to stay home for the rest of my life.
I'm not going out there. So he decides to be
the man and goes out to deal with this transula.
But I didn't know what he was going to do.

(04:36):
I figured he would use a broom, or I said,
use the leaf blower something, just get it out of here.
I was so scared that I literally had to go
to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
So I said, I'll be right back. I'm going to
go use the bathroom like number one, number two, number two.
It literally scared thensh out of it. Yeah, because this
is a legit taransula. I know people say, oh, I
saw a Transla and it was just a big spider.
This was a legit movie tarantula. By the way, I'm
looking online. You can get a Mexican red knee tarantula

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for thirty nine dollars ninety nine cents. There's also another one,
though this one's a little bit bigger. The bigger one's
one hundred and forty nine dollars. Wow, glassy one. There's
a giant Mexican red knee Transla you can get for
sixty bucks eighty four bucks. There's another one for twenty bucks.
This is the striped knee Tarantula twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I think I had the Jumpo one.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
We got to pick up a couple of pression.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
You should have captured it and then you could have
sold it.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's money. So I come out of the bathroom and
Mario is on the phone with the fire department. Series, Okay,
that's the gayest thing I wanted advice, dude, that's the
fire depart Yeah, that wins the award for gayest thing
I've heard that. This is how scared we were. And
so they and they literally laughed at him and said, yeah,

(05:54):
you know, it happens. It's outdoors, it's a bug. And
they went back to their dinner of chili. So they
go back to this hall. Right, like, these two guys
just call it about a tansula, right. I wanted to
come out for a transulus.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
So then he said, well, I guess the fire department
won't come get it, so I'm gonna have to deal
with it.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I would at least call animal control.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well maybe we have called them in the past when
we've seen snakes in the yard and they don't come
unless it's a rattlesnake. You should have called the cops.
I could have arrested somebody. So then I stay in
the house. He goes into the backyard and he's out
there for like ten minutes. I'm thinking, what is he
doing it? Meanwhile, he said keep it one on the translor.
I don't want to going near the front door. What
if it gets in the house. So he finally comes
around and I see him holding a dish of some sort.

(06:38):
It was like a plastic bowl, and he's also holding
our super soaker. We have this pool toy, you know,
you just pull it to put the water in it,
and then he's holding that. What he did was he
went to the garage and took one of my industrial
sized things, a bug spray that I have for the outdoors,
and he poured it into a dish and then sucked
it up into the super soaker, and then from about

(07:00):
fifteen feet away was it starts flooding this translat wait,
watered down stuff or no full on okay, the full
on stuff that comes in one of those big jugs,
and it has a wand attached to her.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, big jugs. That doesn't instantly kill it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
And then it fell to the ground and he's like
reloading the super soaker, shoots it again, reloading, shooting again.
It starts crawling down and then he goes up to it. Finally,
when it gets enough life of it sucked out of
it by this poison, he goes up to it with
the blunt end of the super soaker.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
It just bash bashashash bash.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
And I thought, thank god you handled that. Now the
front area of the house looks like you hose it
with an actual hose of water. It's all just dripping.
The dog is freaking out. She wants to go out there.
I said, well, we can't let her out, it's soaked
in bug spray. And finally killed it. It was, uh nightmare.

(08:00):
The fire department didn't help, no kidding. I thought it
was hilarious, adorable. I said, who are you on the
phone with. I'm on the phone with the fires as
they talked to me for more.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Than two seconds.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
No, the guy totally laughed and he was like, yeah,
we're not coming out for that totally.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
The whipping boy was out. In fact, he has a
couple of pictures here. He saw they have a fifty
percent off sale right now on a sordid basic Tarantula's
discussed normal price forty nine ninety nine now just twenty
four to ninety nine. Why do you pick up for us? Yeah?
Then he took a picture of this one. Let me
show you the picture here. Uh, there you go? Did
you do dig in? Ooh, that's what was on my door?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Look, it was that bad.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm called a fire upon The spider is all hairy
like that.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh it was a legit their hair. It was gross,
and I kind of feel bad that we killed it.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Okay, So Greg, I have a spider story as well
that It's so funny the way you reacted to that.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
I wonder what you would have done in the situation.
I was outside of my place wiping down all the.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Spider webs and stuff because it just kind of needed
to be clean. And I was wiping the side of
the house and underneath, I went underneath like a window
ledge and all of a sudden a spider crawled out,
and I was like, okay, you know whatever. I think
I maybe hit where it was. And then all of
a sudden, like a dozen baby spiders came crawling out

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on the side.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I mean baby, they were.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Read they were so little.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Baby just scattered about.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
And I mean, I'm I did not call the fire department.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Web class.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
I felt so bad because I was like, I just
hit this nest and this mom and her babies, and
there was kind of like spider web string type things
attached to where like the babies were, and I was
grabbing those to place them on the ground because I
was wiping stuff down and I didn't want to kill them,
and I was just like, I hope you all live
like I tried to place them near their mom.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Felt bad fly.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
You tried to place them there their mom mean, while
I'd be getting a bucket of poison.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
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Speaker 1 (11:16):
Woody Show. All right, welcome back. Hey, I forgot to
mention we're looking for some callers, so Morgan, if you
want to get some people lined up on the phones
eight seven seven forty four Woody eight seven seven forty
four Woody. So we know what we did the Craigslist prices, right,

(11:36):
this is the Cracker Barrel edition.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Awesome.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Menace was recently at a Cracker Barrel. And I'm assuming
that you're touring around the store. You probably had to
wait for a table. Ah yeah, and you waited for
me table. I thought that was something you just don't do.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
It was a few minutes. I can't wait. I can
bear with it for a moment.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Okay, what did you order?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Oh, the fried chicken, of course, yeah, fried chicken is
a but I also like their chicken and dumplings.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I like the chicken Price steak.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, and they got that that corn casserole stuff. Oh
I did not have that. I did have a side
of corn though. Oh no, the hash brown casserole. That's
what it is, corn casserol somewhere else. Okay, yeah, they
have a hash brown cast role. But check this out.
I never got my base my biscuits though, because I'm like, oh, sorry,
we're out of business right now. I'm gonna have the biscuits.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, we'll have some warmed up within like ten minutes,
not hour later.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Still no biscuits really.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Shirts yeah on that art all right, Well, if you
want to play this cracker Barrel edition of the price
is right, eight seven seven forty four woody is the
number that's eight seven seven forty four woody. And it's
exciting because of the first time I've ever gotten to
play Oh yeah, big day and and make a guess
as to how much these things are because Menace is
the one that was there, So he's got all the

(12:48):
prices and everything. Yes, and so he's gonna, like the
same way the other game works. He's gonna tell us
about an item we have to try to guess how
much it's being sold for there at the cracker Barrel,
and then you on the phone, we'll just have to
guess is the actual cracker barrel price higher or lower
than the bid that was given here in the studio.
And if you could do that correctly, you will be

(13:08):
the winner. M hm eight seven seven forty four. Wooding
almost feel like we should have like a little house
in the prairie music.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I know when I figured cracker barrel, I figured that game.
It's a piece of wood and you have the.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Pet triangle with the golf teas.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, and you have to jump the pegs.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
And for some reason, if you don't know what cracker
barrel is, it is a restaurant that has a gift
shop in front of the restaurant. So these items are
from the gift shop in front of the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
If you don't know what a cracker barrel is, I
don't want to know you. Yeah, are you never been?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
All right, let's go to the phones and say hello
to our first contest. And let's say hello to Gilbert Wilbert.
Oh all right, menace was the first item.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Well, let's start off what they're known for there are
rocking chairs. If you go to a cracker barrel, they
can always have a bunch of rocking chairs outside.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
And here's a picture of the one that he's talking about.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Is a Hollywood all Weather Heritage legacy slate rocker. And
then this flat rocker slat walker. I gave Woody a
description just a case for a backup. Yeah, this is
all weather. It's made out of a blend of plastics
and includes recycled milk jugs. Oh yeah, Now how much

(14:21):
does this rocker costing?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Who should we have? Okay the first time, let's uh,
let's have you picked?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Well, this is one that doesn't really need any maintenance.
It's a it's brand new. It's not going to be
any kind of discount price for sure, So I would
say two hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars. Yeah, Gilbert, do
you think the actual Craigsist price is higher or lower
than two hundred dollars? Higher higher than two hundred? Well

(14:55):
check this out. You are correct. It is higher.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Really, it is hundred and forty nine dollars.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, wow, pretty good? Who now rocker cracker barrel price?
All right, Gilbert? Congratulations you already winner. You're on the
cracker barrel prices right, having one second, we'll get your information. Alright,
let's go to uh ted ted. Hey, all right, we're
playing the cracker barrel price is right? What's the next item?

(15:23):
And who's bidding on a menace?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Well, let's give this one a Sammy because she does
love snow glove. Snow gloves, you love country music. This
one is a boot that's made into a snow glove.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Also it's a cowboy boot.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah yeah, and it has an led light up. Oh
so you can't wear this, No, you can't wear it's
a snow glove. It's an actual snow glove.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, that's shaped as a cowboy food. But I can't
wear that. Yeah, it's about eight inches high. I thought
it was just the look of it because it doesn't
look like it. It's not like in a glow shape.
There's like water in there. Yeah, that's how good of
a job that.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
We can't tell It just looks like a bunch of glitter. Okay,
now why you said you can?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, I started with snow glow. No, I thought it
was just a style to look it's meant to look
like that. The addition of the but it just looks
like it's a mood a snow globe.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
In the style of you know, yeah, I shared a
photo with Sammy.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah yeah, oh it says great for gifting or keeping
for yourself. Yeah, there's a horse, yeah, one of the other. Greg,
what part of the house would you keep this interview
at it?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
You know what, I might go crazy with that.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Put it like on a shelf in the kitchen, okay,
or maybe just.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
On the entryway table so people can see it as
soon as no, of.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Course, yeah, yeah, of course, or maybe the Garners can.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Sammy, how much is this snow glow?

Speaker 4 (16:43):
I'm going to say thirty five dollars?

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Thirty dollars, Ted, do you think the actual cracker barrel
price is higher or lower? Higher?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Higher?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
The price is forty nine ninety right, congratulations man, another winners.
All right, thank you, Ted, I appreciate you listening to
what the show. Hang on one second, we will get
all your information. Next, let's go to Brittany. Brittany all right, Brittany,
all right, So cracker barrel prices right next time in

(17:11):
please minatce.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
All right for great gory because he does love cookwaar
I do I have a twelve inch Dolly parton preseason
cast iron stamped skillets?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Now it is a it is a Lodge branded So
that's like the brand for those cast iron skillets.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Oh oh, I see wow?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Do you want me to read the description?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Menist?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Please?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Inspired by her music and the butterflies that have always
symbolized Dolly's spirit, this special edition piece of cast iron
will help you turn out classic dishes and create new traditions.
Made with just iron oil and Tennessee spirit. The naturally
seasoned cooking surface is born to perform for generations to come.

(17:53):
How much.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
So?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Twelve inch doll cast iron stamped gillet. I know that
cook words quite pricey. Let's say you know what sixty
nine sixty alright, Brittany. Do you think the actual cracker
barrel price is higher or lower than sixty nine dollars?

(18:18):
I'm gonna say higher higher? Really sixty nine dollars? Well,
the price is thirty two. Sorry, yeah, sorry, Brittany. It
seems like a pretty good deal. Sorry, Brittany, but thank
you for show. Bye bye.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Let's go to uh Alyssa. All right, let's do let's
do this last one here, menace, what do we got
the last one?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
And I'll give it to Woody again because and I mean, Greg,
you can probably play long because you guys love signage
in the house.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh yeah, totally. There's this light up sign. It's it's
quite small though.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's a light up sign that says, bless this barton,
bless this barn. Yes, oh okay, yeah, oh I see it. Yeah,
this barn. It's in the shape of a barn. It
just hangs up on the wall. Yeah, and it has
a little led light up in the back.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh, so the little windows light up.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, at the bottom of it. It's at the bottom
of this guy like this guy's holding his hand and
then it goes like just across the width of his hand.
It's not much bigger than that, so it's pretty pretty small.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
So it's basically like a night light almost.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, say it with a sign our box. Signs are
full of personality and add a dimensional conversation piece to
your home decor. This conversation piece, I wouldn't take this
for free. Hey, where'd you get that crap? Let's have
a conversation about it. So, how much is this barn? Sign,
it lights up, it lights up. Twenty bucks, twenty bucks?

(19:44):
What do you think, Alyssa? Actual cracker barrel price higher
and lower than twenty dollars lower? It is a steal
at five ninety. Really, that guy better. I'll pick up
a couple of them for you.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
I mean at that price, you can't pass it up.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah all right, well listen, congratulations, you are a winner
for this round of the cracker barrel price is right?
All right, so there's a there's Alyssa.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
A lot of winners there, yeah, yes, yes, Sammy, here
we go, Sammy. Now this is a Marquee Deluxe. Oh wait,
hold on, let me get the contest. Sorry, yeah no,
that was my bad. Say how to Ralph? Ralph? All right,
it's the cracker barrel. Price is right. This is an
item that Sammy's gonna bit on. What is a venas?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
It is a Marquee Deluxe Santa Carousel.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay, just for fun, let's have you read the description.
Oh god, that's why I gave you the descriptions.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I know, but give me okay to bring it home
for uh, to bring home the magic of a season
with our Marquee Deluxe Santa Claus Carousel in UH incredibly
delay the detailed and painted Santa and Yeah, Santa and
his reindeer rise and fall as the carousel turns, and

(21:10):
adds extra level of wonder using his optional light show
settings multiplex, Unison or steady. The ac adapters ac adapter
operates UH casual plays twenty.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
The ac adapter operated carousel Yeah plays plays twenty Christmas
carols with volume control to enjoy without music as well.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
This is Sammy's dread no Menace.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Why is the box of this not sitting here for
me to take off? You saw this and you just
left it there?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Expensive so little that you can play?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:49):
All right, So Ralph.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Can you hold that up? Sammy? We're gonna get to.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
The bid here. How much do you think this is
selling for their cracker barrel?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
I mean, this looks nice. It is intricate and painted.
Is it is?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
It would? And it plays music?

Speaker 4 (22:05):
And it plays music. I'm going to say one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
One hundred dollars, Ralph, do you think the actual cracker
barrel price is higher or lower than one hundred dollars?
Lower lower than a hundred bucks? It would be two
hundred and ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
And if I forgive you for not having.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, I want that, sorry Ralphe. Guys, that's how you
play the Cracker Barrel boxes, right, thank you. Minutes. No
problem that you had a couple of minutes to make
a game out of your seat. He is such an
efficient use of time, guy.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I know.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, there's always content, no part of the animal left unused.
I know. All right, more what he shows next? Hang off,
we'll be right back. She wants a d and she's
going to get one the Woody Show. I got one
more item. Cracker Barrel. Okayis by the way, somebody texted

(23:11):
over saying, seriously, Cracker Barrel. That place is hot garbage.
My wife and I tried it for breakfast because her
co worker wouldn't shut up about it. That place makes
firecamp meals prepared by convicts. Tastes like top rated Michelin
star chefs.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Oh wow, okay, not a fan. I've always liked Cracker Barrel,
but I'll tell you my last experience.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
They like it for breakfast. The service was awful. Yeah
that's the service. Like the food like food. It was
great and breakfast. I don't know if i'd been there
for anything but breakfast. Yeah, I went there obviously. Yeah,
I went there for lunch.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
I got that fried chicken, which was delicious, but they
brought out my sighs or super cold.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I never got my biscuit. We never heard about the biscuits. Allright,
we got one more item here. Who's gonna bid on
this one?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Or? You do you want to go to me Sammy again?
Maybe it's a Sami type it item? Okay, all right,
Well it's a care Bears mugs. Okay, Ca, you gonna
tell her about it? Oh? Sorry, I gave you the paper.
I apologize. Enjoy a nice cup of coffee or tea
in this awesome care Bears twenty ounce rainbow heart logo,

(24:21):
ceramic camper mug, Campra camper mug. Okay, it's a different swee.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
The camper mugs are like kind of ten or whatever,
so they don't break.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
It's not ceramic. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
I think the lip is different on them too, Yeah,
a little bit that lip though, the lip is cute.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
All right, So how much do you think this is
going for?

Speaker 4 (24:39):
I'm going to say fifteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Fifteen dollars, Greg Gory, do you think the actual cracker
barrel price is higher or lower than the fifteen dollars
lower lower lower lower actual cracker barrel price eight dollars
and ninety nine cents. That's yeah, way to go, Greg noise.
I won Yeah, I like it. You wanted me to

(25:03):
buy you one?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Of course I do.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
My sister loved care Bears. That's so throwback. What's that?

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Who didn't?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Boys?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I remember the care Bears. I mean, everybody loves Smurfs,
but care Bears. That was definitely like divided among boys
and girls. You like the care Bears was general neutral? No, yeah,
it was for sure. No dude, I know would have
been caught dead with a care Beer.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Young super young boys would not care about the care
Bears in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Dude, okay, would have allowed it. Every father be not
in this house, not even just watching it.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
I'm just watching cameras.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
All right? More what he shows next?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Hang on?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
You know the Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
This is money.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
We're taking a phone calls at eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. Question for you. We were
talking about how menace when we went on that Alaska cruise.
The Disney Alaska Cruise. How they went to this place
and they got that bucket of crab legs. Yeah, it

(26:24):
was a five pound bucket of King krab legs for
like over four hundred dollars, which is unbelievable. I mean
the bill is a place with six hundred and fifty mine,
but just the bucket, but just the bucket of crabs
was you know, like I don't know, man in a
place where crab is plentiful, right, Yeah, it was good
King crab. It better have been.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
So we were we were just having this little discussion,
and so the question for the audience, what is something
you spent a disproportionate amount of money on. It's different
for different people. Like some people spend it on something
they collect, you know, some of the he's uh you know,
I mean look at bored and all the all the
stuff tops Yeah, bored. I mean you've got some What
would you I mean, what would you value your uh

(27:08):
action your action figure collection at just the action figures?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I mean because like he has pictures of all these
shelves and it's every inch is covered. Yeah, and it
looks to be like a billion of them.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
Sholder including everything in storage.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Maybe about ten to fifteen run, maybe ten.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
To fifteen million dollars.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
The comic books, maybe another like five grand plus wow
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe more maybe what's what's.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
The most you spent on any one thing? Four hundred dollars? Four?

Speaker 7 (27:41):
There was a reissued Transformer from the eighties, Like what
do you remember the USS flag for Gijah, the aircraft.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
The aircraft, that's what I wanted so bad. Well, guess
what this was?

Speaker 7 (27:49):
The Transformers of that. It was like a two and
a half foot tall Transformers from the eighties. Yeah, gorgeous Maximus.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
So I got that for four Where does that even go?
Two and a half feet tall? That's on a shelf?
Oh sweet, Yeah, it's on shelf.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Hangs out yea?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Or is this your retirement plan? Like will you ever
sell these one day?

Speaker 8 (28:04):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (28:05):
I mean I've sold off different things in my collection
over the years. Most recently I sold a WWF SmackDown
stage for action figures. It was vintage, like early two thousands.
I got four hundred fifty bucks for it.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Bucks, and we told you he sold the T shirt
for hundreds of dollars. It was about four hundred bucks
to Yeah, he's probably the black. Yeah, probably, Well, what's
something that you have spent a disproportionate amount of money on?
We'll take your calls eight seven seven forty four. What
you can also just text over to two two nine
eighty seven. Greg was bitching about frozen yogurts. Oh my god,

(28:40):
you would think that he paid bort wwe stage pricing
for frozen yogurt. Dude, I couldn't believe it because when
you give in mind. By the way, Greg thinks everything's
crazy expensive.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Well, I mean, because I'm alive and I have eyes,
it is. I went to a frozen yogurt place because
we're just craving it, and I hadn't been in a
long time. And I know they charged by the weight,
but you don't know what it's going to cost until
you're done making your So two regular cups. How big
is my.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Hand, like, I don't know, three inches four inches tall,
top iPhones five inches, So yeah, a little less than
an iPhone amount of yogurt, and then a couple toppings,
a little shaved coconut, little heath bars, and then Mario
got one same size little strawberries, little cheesecake bites on
there weigh it for two yogurt's twenty nine dollars?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Twenty nine dollars?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Did you have shaved gold on?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
I know? And I was very tempted. I didn't do it.
I was very tempted to just slowly slide them back
to bye, Like that's insane?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Now can you do that at that point? Like, once
it's dispensed, I want to put all this stuff on there,
because what are you going to do? Pour it back
in the machine, get the little you know, coconut shreads
out of there.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
And I didn't have the nerve to do it. But
don't you think that's insane?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
That's very pricey for two yogurts? And here's to be
fair to the yogurt place? Do they not post the price?
Would they know how much it costs per they had?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
They must? Yeah, I think there has to be some
kind of I think it was eighty nine cents an
ounce or something like that.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
But I'm drug dealer. You're not going to do the
master beforehand.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
And I don't know how much it weighs before they
put it on your scale. And I thought the dude
was being cool because I was going to put a
lid on he said no, no, I'll weigh it for
you before you put the lid on it.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
It's nice, And then it was twenty nine bucks. It
was as I had to put the lid on forty
nine thou that would have been a tear weight, right,
like they would You heard that from working at the
grocery store, Menace, you have to enter the tear weight
on stuff. Oh yeah. Like so if something's in a
container or you know, like the deli, you know the
tear weight of the packaging that they put the deli
meat in, you're not getting charged for, you know, the

(30:51):
right exactly? Terror did they ask for you a tip
on top of that? They probably have not?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
There was a tip jar, Yeah, yeah, I sure did not.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
So what's something that you have spent a disproportionate amount
of money on? Like menaces, crabs or Greg's frozen yogurt
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can text over
to two to nine eighty seven. I'll get some of
your feedback next year on the Woody Show. Hang on,
I would love to get a sack, but I don't
have a billion dollars. The Woody Shows a Woody Show show.

(31:28):
So what is something you have spent a disproportionate amount
of money on Menace with his crab legs, Greg with
his uh trying to do the match. So I said,
you you paid for thirty two ounces of vice created
If you said it's eighty nine cents an ounce, that's
a lot, Yeah, Peaz, what a peg? Yeah, Marca.

Speaker 8 (31:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
We've got a lot of people on the text like, so,
what's your what's your answer? What's something? You've spent a
disproportionate amount of money on eight seven seven forty four Wooding,
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven. This one says two bottles of quote
smart water at the movie theater for sixteen dollars. Yeah,
water fall water, You're smart. Somebody said I was in

(32:08):
the Disney Pin game for a bit. I had a
collection valued at about twenty thousand dollars. Yeah. Seven four
said I had crawfish flown in overnight for a Sunday dinner.
No occasion over half for debt upon a run. This
has been now four hundred and fifty dollars on this

(32:29):
rare Pokemon card for my collection. Oh no, I am
curious which one nine for nine spent thousands on Disney merchandise,
especially Club thirty three swag. If you have access to
getting the Club thirty three, they do have some special
stuff that's only available if you're in the club.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Got to get that. What's that? I get that?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah? Yeah, if you have an opportunity to go into
Club thirty three, you should get something to empty handed
from Club thirty three five six to two says as
Don says he spent eight hundred dollars on a pair
of sneakers from uh Balenciaga. All right, yeah, which Greg's like, yeah,
that's normal. Where did you find you out? Greg bought

(33:11):
some slippers or something at one point, No, those were
driving shoes right, driving slippers driving or how much It's like.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
They had to be over eight hundred.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, this is this is one of those things where
it's like, uh, you know, he without sin cast the
first stone kind of thing. Everybody has spent on something.
Now it's it's on a it's on a sliding scale,
because you know, when I was twenty three years old,
I didn't have the type of you know, money to

(33:42):
do what I would say would be the most disproportioned spend,
you know, but in that time, yeah, I did I
did something. You know, the the amount was different, it
was still completely disproportionate, right, so you can. Yeah, so
two hundred dollars to somebody might be the same as
two thousand dollars to somebody else. So let's just not

(34:04):
judge necessarily. The amount depends where you're at. It's just
a disprop yeah, because it just depends, and there's too
many other factors.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
And the first full time job I ever got, my
salary was twenty thousand, five hundred a year, and I
ran out and bought three hundred dollars pair of shoes, right, Okay,
so there you go. I would not I wouldn't do
that today, No, no way, no.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah. I mean, like, you know, there's a there's a
lot of people who are, you know, just buying things
to impress other people. Yeah, you know, disproportionate, Like you
buy a belt that will hold your pants up. Doesn't
have to be the Gucci belt, but you know, yeah,
but it does help. Yeah, it looks better menace. What
about you? Is it yours? The crab legs or probably

(34:48):
not to know.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
I lot of like gifts, you know, for spicy notcha,
I bought it this one perse that was four grand,
and I never seen her use it once.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Wow, I've ever seen a four thousand dollars? You've probably
seen one? Yeah, see them all?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
And then like shoes and stuff like that. I think
for my sister's birthday when she turned twenty one, I
probably spent for like hotels and everything, like ten grand
or something. But for myself, I think the most expensive
pair of shoes I ever bought is like twelve hundred, right,
for a pair of shoes. And that's the thing disproportioned,
meaning like it's a pair of shoes.

Speaker 9 (35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, you spend shows like shoes like over two grand.
It's worth it.

Speaker 10 (35:29):
Don't decide now, just think about it. Would you consider
adopting me?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Think about it?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Don't Yeah, every time you go out at night for
dinner or whatever, do you ever ask her, Hey, why
don't you use that purse?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
No? Because then she uses the other ones? Oh my god?
But does she not like it? I dude, I don't know.
Apparently this is the one that you wanted never see
or use it. I'd be too scared to use the text.
Another text coming in. I spent seven hundred and fifty
dollars on a pair of jeans from John Elliott.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Whatever the hell that.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Gina grad.

Speaker 10 (36:04):
Yeah, I did a splurge that I couldn't afford and
probably shouldn't have done. We were on a vacation and
I was like, you know, what are the little upgrade
extras we could do just for fun? My husband and
I and I decided to spend almost one thousand dollars on.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Like a guided like tour of where we.

Speaker 10 (36:23):
Were like, oh, you know, we can go wherever we
want and they'll you know, it'll be specific to us.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
No, just gotten like a decent ish.

Speaker 10 (36:32):
Hummer and went wherever the guy told us to go
and didn't last that long and probably could have taken
the bus around the same area. There was not there was,
But he paid for it because we didn't have cash
and we had to pay him back at the end.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Oh it was almost a thousand dollars. Our buddy Stephen
checking In says, I paid eleven thousand dollars for my
two oldest sons to play travel hockey and high school hockey.
Don't do it. That's expensive travel sports, I mean just
in general, because then you need all the crab dude,
the stuff that I've heard. I have no frame of

(37:06):
reference on this because my daughter never got into dance. Yeah,
these like dance girls.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
You know what do they need for that?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Oh my costumes yea, and they travel. Yeah, the costumes
have to be bought by you know, from a certain
place and so they get to charge whatever the hell
they want. There's all this stuff because there's travel in
the lodging for that, and it's just it's insane. Like
some of these kids activities. It's crazy. They're not going
pro guys.

Speaker 10 (37:33):
When you got out in front of that early, you said,
we're just not doing travel sports.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
We're not doing travel sports. But you know, my son
plays hockey, which just the equipment. You know, to buy hockey,
what hockey stick go for? It depends. You can get
them for different but like on about three hundred and
fifty bucks for us stick. Yeah, and they break. Now
they don't break every game or anything like that, but
you know they can't break now you can get to
once for one hundred and fifty bucks. But it's one

(37:56):
of those things when you know, you start playing and
you start getting better or what it does, you know
it does, it does make a difference, like a bad Yeah, we've.

Speaker 10 (38:05):
Seeing those memes where the mom's like, we're going to
you know, dinner, we are your most expensive outfit, and
the kid comes down in his hockey gear.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Especially the goalies man like goalie parents. Were you like
Bill Gates on, Oh yeah, yeah, what about you Greg Gory?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Everything is food related, so, you know dinner that I thought, oh,
it would be nice to go to this fancy restaurant
when our friends come to town and not drive, so
we'll get like a town car go to this restaurant.
One dinner out was fifteen hundred.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
How many friends it was. That was for the dinner
and then the car. But that's again I look back
and go, why did I do that? Well, there are restaurants,
you know. Some people always think about ubers and lifts
and things, and then I remember there was one time
I did that. I did the uber thing. But because
it was a Saturday night, what I paid each way

(38:56):
for the uber, I could have easily gotten. H like
a like a car service that's like yeah, and they
wait for you, and they wait for you and they'll
take you to another place or to like wherever you
want to go. It's not just like drop you off
there and then they're gone. Huh you know, so like
sometimes if it's going to be a big night out
and depending on where you're going and when you're going,
it might be worth just looking into it as opposed

(39:17):
because I know you don't want to drive because you're drinking.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yeah, Sea Bats, What are you most disproportionate amount you
spent on something?

Speaker 11 (39:25):
Well, people are going to say cyber truck. Obviously that's
I mean that's also true. No, utility, Yeah, it's worth
it's utility, you know everything, you know, it's actually it's
quite a bargain.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Actually, yeah, it's just money because you use it for
that purpose on a regular basis, right, I mean for
folks who don't.

Speaker 11 (39:38):
Know, getting shot at the super like high end three
motor cyber truck is one hundred and twenty dollars. It's like,
I think that blows all these out of the water,
just but from a well I didn't mention pretty and cars.
Well what he's got plane? Yeah, but to be fair,
I didn't need this cyber truck to be That's I think.
That's why I'm putting Well, yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Then the house is it's just proportionate, but it's not
your choice what the price is. Yeah, it's just what
the reality.

Speaker 11 (40:04):
I mentioned a long time ago that I too, I
could throw house in there, because I decided long before
you know, I was Actually I was on HGTV Guy
a little bit back in the day before it was
all like gay stuff and when it was just like
house flipping and like practical stuff. It was like I
bought a house for like a hundred some hundred five
thousand dollars. How amazing because.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Because this was right before the bubble, they were just
giving it away. It was a condo, small mortgages. No, no,
this is a Housemily house. We shared this story before. Yeah,
this before I was on the show. Oh oh okay.
I thought you're talking about the condo where you blew
the toilet out installing it. But I made money on that.
But I lost one hundred and five thousand dollars because

(40:44):
I bought this house.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
I thought I'm gonna and they were like, we're gonna
renovate it for you. It can you can refile when
you know you get out. I was like, okay, great,
I show up. It's this little single family home. It's
in the hood. The air conditioning unit was stolen three times,
and yes, I was part of great recession.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
That you're trying to gentrify.

Speaker 11 (41:03):
How dare you the favorite My favorite thing was I've
got some bushes for the front yard and they stole
them out of the ground.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's something.

Speaker 10 (41:10):
I just heard about that there's like a underground market
for like shrubbery.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Dude, I wanted to buy it. Have you ever tried it? Yeah?
A gave plant dude. No, they're so freaking this twenty
dollars home depot. You wonder why your neighborhood suck hood.

Speaker 11 (41:28):
It doesn't have to have nice things like me, uh, Sammy, yeah,
you're listening.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Mine is, I guess technically a blanket, but it was
for the yarn that I spent two hundred dollars to
make a blanket.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Myself, because it's like the nice.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Bull yard, and so the yarn itself is expensive and
then to make a blanket out of it.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Let me ask you a question. So, just for your
run of the mill yarn, what do they call it? Bushel?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
I don't know what it was?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
A scene, a scheme, a scheme, all right? So for
like why I've seen it, it looks like a big like pill. Yeah, yeah,
so that's the scheme. Yeah, okay, so just for like
your average run of the mill Skien, like what does
that go for?

Speaker 4 (42:06):
You could get just a big one pound scheme for
ten bucks?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Ten bucks? And then how much did this stuff cost
that you bought for this blanket?

Speaker 4 (42:13):
It what I mean totally?

Speaker 5 (42:14):
It was two hundred the amount that I needed to
make the blanket.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
You could you could make a blanket for like twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, but this was nice wall so it was nice.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
So like the stuff itself, the yarn itself didn't cost
any more than the average scheme of your typical stuff. No,
it did, it did. That's what I'm asking. So ten
bucks for the typical one. How much was this one
exactly skin?

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Oh well it's smaller, right, so it was probably ski
maybe thirteen dollars? Well no, I mean it's the size
of a skin, but not the big one pound one.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
So yeah, more than double the price I brought it
up before.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
That's what people say about I love going the melting
pot that fond due place. Yeah, people go, what a ripoff?
You're paying that kind of price to sit there and
cook your own food while you're paying two hundred bucks
to you know, your own blanket.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
But the blanket I could get for two hundred dollars
would is so nice?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody, you can send us
a text over to to nine eight seven more wood
he shows next.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Show you were here?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Now now is the show? Oh it is all about
the Benjamin's baby, something he spent a disproportionate amount of
money on. Just having this conversation we were, you know,
trying to figure out about that tipping thing with Menace
and the bucket of crab legs that he bought when
he was on that Disney cruise.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah, definitely not twenty worthy.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
And yeah it was like a five pound bucket of
King crab for four hundred plus dollars, right, uh huh Yeah,
So that just kind of got the and again everybody
has depending on your situation and depending it like there's
no yeah, it's not necessarily, but it's it's about the
spend ratio, what he spent to what it is, what

(44:00):
it did, right, Yeah, Like for example, here, somebody text
it over, I spent six hundred dollars on that Dison
hair dryer. It's a hair dryer. Oh, but here is medicine.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
The defense I'm going to tell you that Dyson hair
dryer is worth it.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
It's pretty great.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
It saves time big time, and I think it's worth
the investment.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
And I don't know if it's that great really? Which
one you have? Yeah, hair dryer over a little circle
in it.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
It's dicing the most over it.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Because there's three different kinds of I'm telling you worth it.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
It doesn't sound I mean, it's a hair dryer, right,
I mean a lot of stuff doesn't sound worth it,
like to the out, to the outside, you know, opinion
people outside looking in like, I can't imagine a world
where I would ever spend six hundred dollars on a
hair dryer. But the stuff that I would spend money on,
or that I have spend money on, other people go like,
are you insane?

Speaker 10 (44:55):
Okay, So, for instance, what have you spent money on
disproportion Yeah, probably chartering planes just for yeah, I'll give you, well,
I'll give you an example because you guys got to
experience it, right.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
So when we went from Dallas to Vancouver to catch
the Disney Cruise, I chartered a plane to get us
all there because the event that we were at in
Dallas wasn't going to be wrapped up to a certain time.
There would have been no way for us to be
able to do the Dallas event and get to Vancouver
in the time that we needed to get there.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
It was a tight squeak without ruled.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
And it ruled. And I thought it'd be a really
cool fun thing to do with everybody. It was and
it was, and it was great. It was, It was great.
It was great. We had we had catered uh barbecue,
sushi and Texas barbecue.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
It was a dream.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
We were like rappers, yeah, little rappers.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
And then we all went to sleep and.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
It was a really nice plane, you know. And yeah,
So so to fly us from Dallas to Vancouver, I
spent forty eight thousand.

Speaker 8 (46:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
To be honest, I thought it was even more. No,
it's forty eight thousands. Got a deal, I did. And
that's crazy. And here and here's what's crazy for that
kind of for the plane that we had. Yeah, and
to go that distance, uh that what for four hours?
Uh huh, Yes, that is considered a deal. That's a
steal forty for the plane that we had. Yeah, speechless, Yeah,

(46:28):
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
It was it fun, it was fun. We had had
we had a lot of fun. It was way more
fun for us. Oh goddamn guilty, right, don't don't don't don't.
We we had we had a we had a great time.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Along with the text.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Real quick though, along the lines of it's just a
hair dryer on your category, I would put your stupid
high tech toaster. It's just a toaster.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
I bought that so dumb. It is dumb, and I
was just a toaster. It is dumb. It's like a
touchscreen toaster. I forget who makes it mess? Do you remember?
Oh I don't. Yeah, it's a toast mess. You can
get it. You can get it everywhere now. But okay,
so the reason I bought that it was really for
my son. My son was like, oh, Dad, did you
see this? And I'm like, and my wife goes, that's

(47:09):
so stupid, and I go, you know what, son, we're
getting it. So it just it kind of became a joke.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Is it a toaster, oven or just a toast?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
A toaster? It's a toaster that has like yeah, oh
that's interesting. Yeah. So like you touch the picture of
like English muffin and it shows you like you could
like you know how dark it will look when when
it comes out, it's awesome. It's dumb and unnecessary. Yeah yeah, wow.
Let's see six thousand dollars a year for travel volleyball

(47:38):
plus four travel tournaments per year, so let's say another
four thousand dollars in flights and hotels, so ten thousand
a year. Since my daughter was twelve, then she decided
she didn't want to play in college, even though she
was amazing and could have been recruited to a D
one school with a full ride scholarship. No, that's what
you said, you're doing it or your disowned. This one said,

(47:59):
I got my owl's done microblade and it was about
six hundred and twenty dollars, and their sister it's insane,
and I think I tipped about one hundred and twenty
or one hundred and twenty five, yep, on top of
the six twenty. Where there's a six twenty included, it's
not one hundred and twenty one.

Speaker 10 (48:14):
It's not included because this is like basically a tattoo artist.
And then it takes a long time and you got
a tip, well just.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Hair in general too, Like that's insane.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
We'll get a haircut. You don't even realize they got
the haircut and it's like five hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Yeah. This one says, I have a six hundred dollars
scope on my nine hundred dollars six point five creed More,
which that's a rifle. Nice, six hundred dollars. The six
hundred dollars scope on a nine hundred dollars rifle. Two
thousand dollars on ceramic coating for my car.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Wow, I bet it looks good.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
I bought a gaming PC for twenty six hundred bucks.
This one said I spent twenty one thousand dollars on
a roll X. My god, you see that.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
That is totally stupid?

Speaker 6 (48:59):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
At least they retain value.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
You can sell that for the twenty one thousand. Yeah,
that's true. Sometimes with that stupid person that notcho never
uses it retained value.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Dumb. The most dumb thing that we've heard is the
flight that I talked about, because you spend that money
and it's what's worse than the wedding at least the
weddings all day all night, right, and you've spent that
amount of money. He's a videographer. There's a videographer, and
you don't have it forever. That's like the plane lands.
You get off the plane and it's over. Yeah, yeah, right,

(49:28):
it's over. Not even Yeah, I'm still in that's send
us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
Will be right back.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
I don't get.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Crazy angry over it, but I just think it's sad
more than anything.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
It's so the Woody Show. I'll be right back The
Woody Show. It is fresh Breath day. Oh yes, and
so Menace nickname Bodega Breath. But he which he earned
over a number of years from a street person. Well

(50:04):
that was after you had many years and years of Okay, Sammy,
you have been sitting next to Menace for two years now.
Is there any truth to the Bodega breath rumor?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
I have smelt it in the past, but it's not daily.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
It's a work in progress. He's been actually spending a
lot of time and effort and trying different things. Yeah.
But anyway, so with fresh Breath date today, what are
the things that always cause bad breath?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Coffee, garlic.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
So we've we've got some coffee, garlic, We've got fresh
cloves of garlic, and then we also got the very
potent red onion. I already smell it. Yeah, some cigarettes
smoke a pack. Yeah yeah, right here in the studio,

(51:00):
bite out, all right. So the thing is then we
also have some some remedies to see which one works
the best. Now, Menace, you have said, what's the wash?

Speaker 11 (51:08):
There are a breath the breath, and that gets recommended
to us all the time too.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yeah, people spoke that. I got, Oh nice, I mean
you kind of cheap down, got the cheaper bottle. But
what do you mean smaller? That's small? There's ten bucks,
this small. But how much do you need for the studio?
I need the big joint like eighteen bucks. But this
is all you so you're gonna be using it, so
you could take it home. That's wash, thank you. This
is a dentist formulated fresh breath oral rints. First of all,

(51:32):
oral fights bad breath for twelve hours. Yeah wowfigurating icy mint, yeah,
starts working instantly. Okay, So there's the thorough breath's.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Old timey packaging for that old school altoyds atoids.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Yes, okay, because I always noticed that Menace has a
tin of mint lots and he'll he'll pop those a lot.
We've also got ooh this remember banaka. Oh it's not,
but it's breath spray branded instantly freshens breath. Breath spray.
It's a mint flavor. It's you know, get the banoca

(52:10):
stuff due that. Do you ever do the thing when
you were a kid, like you try to see how
many squirts on your tongue you can do out and
then also burned. And then also at school, we woul
dare each other to do a spray up the nose. Okay,
oh yeah, we'll do that. Another another man's favorite breath strips.
Oh yeah, I love addicted to those for a while.

(52:32):
The melt in your mouth. That's another product I thought
had gone away. Like and you know, for people in
the pinch, you can always go with the old school.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Starlight mince the stuff that you and It'salian restaurant on
the way out.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Yeah, the red and white like swirly mints flavor. As
a kid, I was ripping out to get old school
old school mints. So you got that of course, you.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Know gum a grandma's bowl.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yeah, now, menace, we have all these things at your disposal, yes,
and so the deal will be like you take a
like we'll say, clove of garlic like one glob. You
don't have to swallow, but just chew it, chew it, chew, chew,
chew chew. I don't know if I've ever done that.
All right, well, well we'll check your breath and then
you get to pick your weapon of choice, like what

(53:21):
do you think will kill the garlic? Right, and so
you have all these different options. But once you use
one of those options, we have to move on to
a different thing. Okay, so then the next one, like
the red onion, chew chew chew, spit it out, and
then you have to pick a different and then we'll
have h and then you have to pick who you
get to make out with to see if it works.

Speaker 8 (53:43):
Well.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I think Greg. I think Greg's a good option not
to make out with. But you could be the breath tester.
I was thinking Sammy would be really good at that.
We have a lot opportunities. We'll figure we'll figure it out.
It's it's fresh breathday. The whole idea is to try
to figure out which one of all these things is
the strongest, is the best, Like, what's what's the best
thing to fight bodiga breath? Yeah, it's like a science experience.

(54:07):
It is science. Yes, it is a learning opportunity ever learning.
It is the Woody Show and that's coming up next
Woody Show show.

Speaker 8 (54:22):
Today is Fresh Breath Day. Yeah, and uh Sea Bass
has been a very good soux chef and he's been
preparing the.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
The the different items. So we have fresh garlic. It's
a whole clove of garlic. We have some chopped red
onion also for uh oh, look at that. And then
we also have we have coffee, correct coffee we have
we have some coffee now, menace, I'll let you choose
which one you want to try first, So you try that,

(54:56):
and then you get to choose which one of the
breath fighting agents we have here to see which one
is gonna be best. Now, did we just sign between
Greg and Sammy? Who was going to be the breath tester?

Speaker 4 (55:07):
I think it was Greg.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
I think it's Sammy, but I mean you can trade off,
we could both do it.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Can we get a baseline as well? I'm bressed. That's
actually a really good idea science. This is science. You
want to get you the master of science. Actually a
really good point.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Baselines already terrible because I've had nothing but coffee this.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Morning well this is you know what, that's probably perfect.
You've had nothing but coffee. Do you have any more
coffee over there?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Here, I take a sip and like switch it around.
Let's make it the fresh, Yeah, yeah, make it fresh.
I guess what I am. Oh, that's bad. It's the
last time you flashed what you say, manace every day?
Did you brush your teeth this morning?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (55:46):
And I had h there are breath but okay, but
I've had nothing but coffee. Coffee, all right, it's a
baseline on coffee. Who wants to take a hit for it?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Let's all right? Oh god, so Greg, get it, get it?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
If for that? So coffee? Okay, I will admit not bad,
borderline pleasant because I'm a coffee fanatic. That was pure coffee,
because it's it's very nice. Yeah all right. On a
scale of one to ten.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
What are you giving it?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Nine? Nine?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
It's perfectly so that would be really the two because
ten being the worst.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Breath? Oh yes, yeah, well yeah, a one or a two,
let's go to all right, Uh, Sammy, it's a two.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
He's right, it's not bad.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
It's not bad.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
It was just warm, like you're a witch or something.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
It was warm and soothing.

Speaker 7 (56:37):
Men.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
As your options again are we have the thorough breath,
which you know, if it's not that bad, I don't
think you even need that. Okay, yeah, then coffee, yeah yeah,
just give me some. We also have the breath spray
kind of like Banaka. We have the strips, which I
know you're a big fan of. Yeah, oh, here we go.
We have the breath strips. Man, they packaged the things

(56:59):
so unnecessarily strip We got altoids, and then we have
the Starlight mints. Which one would you like to go with?
I'll start with the Altoids, the altoids. Open up that
package for you. Done this before, all right? Anyway, so Altoids,
we'll see how it does with the coffee and the
next up, I think, what do you want to go with?
Do you want to go with the garlic or do

(57:20):
you want to go with the chopped red onion? Let's
go onion onion.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Now again, you don't have to uh swallow, you don't
have to swallow it. Yeah, you can spit all right,
Let's do the onion like an apple. Okay, but hold on,
let's let's make sure you get that altoid okay, yeah, okay,
see me a quick is that better? That's nice? And

(57:48):
then give Greg one.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
So the Altoid totally, that's a one.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
The Altoid did a great job. Okay, so that's an
easy putt though for very easy, very easy for an
Altoid coffee. So now for the for the red onion,
we do have something that's chopped up. He's got about
what a half an onion? The onion, it's a red
onion hat. So you just to take a bite of
it like an apple. Yeah, and make sure you chew
it up really good. There's a there's a spiciness to
a red onion. Oh yeah, yeah, are your eyes watering?

(58:18):
Mm hmm? Oh like really push it on your tongue
into the.

Speaker 9 (58:25):
Broo of your mouth, going down the juices are going
down your mouth. Okay, don't swallow it. I'm growing, but
all water mouth.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Alright, that's that's the red onion. He's not used to
putting something in his mouth and not Yeah, that's weird.
His naturals his natural swallow instinct. Let's go with the
oh yeah, yeah, what are we gonna go with? Jumping
the gun?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Just so what you can prepare what do you want ads,
but like thorough breath, breath spray spray, spray spray. Okay,
all right, here we go, Greg, give him a whiff.
Oh red onion.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
It's a combo of toothpaste and an onion. It's gross.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Okay, before I even get there, like Samy's already discussed.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Alight, Sammy leaning all right, get it? Okay, Oh yeah.
Feeling the breath, I don't.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Like the feeling of it. It's not even the smell.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
It's just the warm what is the smell hot?

Speaker 5 (59:32):
The smells onion. It's very much onion smell. Okay, to me,
it was all onion. I didn't even there was no
altoid or left.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
I tell her, on a rank scale one to ten,
what do you give that onion breath?

Speaker 2 (59:42):
It gave me.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
It made me strong.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I would say a six.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
I was gonna say seven. I got all onion.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
It's way worse than the coffee. Okay, so you're going
with the uh yeah, this is kind of like, yeah,
the banoca, this is the CBS brand.

Speaker 9 (59:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
It used to be like aerosol can background.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Yeah yeah, but I think that now it's all green. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
The environments that do it under your tongue because it's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Sting.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Does this sing like Bay used to? Oh yeah, all right,
just for fine for old school.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Oh my god, oh my god, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Boys spring into eyes. Yeah, directly, I said, Yes, it's
a boy springing eye. It's a case of eye contact.

Speaker 9 (01:00:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
I don't hear about the nose. Yeah, I mean I
found a new wake me up. There is alcohol, Greig. Oh,
I feel dizzy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I'm not doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
You can get drunk off this, really want.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Just like a yeah, just a quick just a quick hit, dude,
My god, breathe and squirre at the same time. We
have the gaffron there. Yeah, you just have to put
in my eyes. You know, Greg, what hurts worse the

(01:01:24):
breath spray or you know Mario in the eye what
burns more.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Mario is like a massage. Compared to that.

Speaker 11 (01:01:31):
Wow, he looks like a pirate. It says, if you
spreading your eye, are supposed to wash with water.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Yeah, it is on his eyes closed. I can't open it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Would you like some water?

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Get him water for real? They say to Dotill get
drag hits the he's opening I'm drinking water today. Water.
I'm drinking water today because I have to have a
blood test let or something. Doing that nice stupid fasting thing.
It wasn't water anything about taking the breath spread Jesus.

(01:02:02):
All right, Well, while while you're wedding on the water,
Greg want't you lean in there and check his breath?
He chewed some red onion.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
I can find it, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
So he chewed some red onion, and now he used
the breath spray, with the banaca style breath spray.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
I broke my eye and I broke my nose.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Okay, give it a get a whiff, all right, anything
he might just smell, because red onion is pretty strong.
He might just smell spray.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Get it smells like that you just had a slice
of pizza. So it's oh nice, he's kind of pleasant.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
I'll give that a four. So it took it from
a six to a four. Sammy, give a smell to
that breath.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Oh that's not bad. Actually, yeah, I'd give it a four.
You can still smell the onion. It didn't mask that,
yeah enough.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
But yeah, because the red onions pretty pretty strong.

Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Greg's doing that eye flushing like if you if you're
in a lab. His heads faced the wrong way. So
it's pouring down, okay, Yeah, take your hand, pour some
water in your eye and kind of like rub it
around in your eye.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
I haven't washed my hands in a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
It's going Yeah, I'm not worried about the dirt on
your hands as much as I am the oh damn. Yeah,
it is just alcohol, so yeah, yeah, you'll be fine.
You're good. Yeah. You wear glasses sometimes anyway, so maybe
just need a different prescription.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
You guys should try it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
In the eye, in the not in the eye. I'll
try snorting one, all right, yeah, all right. Next up
we have the clove of garlic. If you're just tuning in,
this is It's fresh Breath Day. Yeah, it's a holiday today.
Menace notorious for his breath.

Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
He has already tried the coffee. He's been drinking NonStop coffee.
And then he used one of the breath freshening altoids
and that did a pretty good job. That was pretty
low on the stank scale. Then he chewed up. He
took a big bite out of a red onion like
an apple. He chewed that up and they gave him
a six and a seven on the funk scale. Then

(01:04:08):
it knocks it down to a four after the banaca
style breath spray from CBS. And now we have a
clove of garlic, just a full clove of garlic. Go
ahead and just take one of the cloves and chew
it up, chewed up really good. Three of them? No, no,
are they still in the shells? Three? Are you sure? Yeah? Yeah,

(01:04:30):
he's I'm we got here. Well, damn it, dude, I'm
taking like one. Yeah, I'm sure. Three.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Worse than the onion.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
It's got to be worse than the onion. Just raw,
just raw, raw garlic. He's chewing it. Check it real
good in your molars. I'll do it, all right, Okay,

(01:05:06):
still burns, it's on fire. Okay, okay, alright. I can
smell the garlics.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
It smells.

Speaker 10 (01:05:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I love I mean, I love garlics. Yeah, all right,
all right, he's gonna smell. Greg's gonna get in there
smell first. This is MENACE's garlic breath. Oh jees, Greg,
that's that that huh that's an eight eight. I mean

(01:05:36):
I enjoyed the smell of garlic, but that garlic breath. Yeah,
all right, what do you what are you giving it?
Sammy leaning there good with.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna give that a nine because the last
one was a seven and nine notes up from that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
That's been the worst think of them all, which which
I would have anticipated. So menace. You still have theorough breath, Yeah,
that's what I'm saving, all right. You still have the
breath strips, and you have the good old fashioned starlight mints.
Which one do you want to put against the worst
offenders so far? Which is the cloves of garlic? I

(01:06:22):
gotta go with their breath, man, Yeah, their breath.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
We get the how's your mouth feeling now, Bernie?

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Yeah, getting the child proof seal off of this brock
Brock garlic is only slightly acidics. That's probably the other
aromatic compounds that are giving you that, Bernie.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Under it as a yeah, yeah, totally expert. Yeah all right,
So here's the here's their breath. Yeah, So what do
you just take like a little mouthful, like does any
kind of thing? Yeah, just like you would like a
listerine or switching around? Yeah that you gonna en up
swallowing it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
All right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
How long you supposed to?

Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
What does it say on the bottle there? Greg does
it give it any kind of directions, like how I
think it's like thirty seconds, right, thirty seconds? Okay, all right,
well i'd say he's got about fifteen seety ninety second
break Well, hold on, don'tn't spit it out. Yeah, you
got ninety second? All right. While you're doing that, I'll try.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
To snort that. Yeah, why not? What he's about to snort?

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Some breasts breadady? Already?

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
It is like afron though.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
All that burns.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Now, go for the eye, take your glasses off and
do a.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Direct Yeah, let's know what it feels like. Yeah, you
want to hit since everyone else has. Yeah, it's a
good morning wake me up. That is a wake me up. Yeah,
yea god that burns.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Let it be a part of your new routine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
My eyes hearing like Gregg's was.

Speaker 11 (01:07:55):
But yeah, yeah, we used to do that in sixth grade.
My fingers are already for garlic. Sorry, ladies, no hand
stuff right today?

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Yeah? All right, there we go, nice breath people, This
show wrapping up our little experiment for Fresh Breath Day

(01:08:26):
National Fresh Breath Day. Menace. Yes, mister Bodega breath himself. Hill.
We tried coffee. We tried red onion, raw red onion,
and then raw garlic. Three cloves of raw garlic. Chewed
it up pretty much, and then tried his go to,
which was thorough breath, which is what he's been working

(01:08:48):
with and actually doing a pretty good job.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Very good.

Speaker 10 (01:08:50):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
And the baseline breath before we even started the experiment
was really not bad yet not bad. The garlic gave
him the worst breath of all. What about what are though?
What about roasted garlic? Roasted garlic?

Speaker 11 (01:09:03):
Yeah, I took some of the extra garlic cloves threw
them in a just I just drowned them in butter.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Okay, all right, so let's take the roasted garlic. Now,
this stuff you can eat. Yeah, you can straight up
chew and swallow that. Oh my god, because that stuff
is man so good. You spread that on some on
some good bag attes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Greg. You know it looks so just melting.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Round in butter. Yeah, butter wave, it's all rubbery.

Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
What Yeah, he's like initially, Yeah, he was like a
dog and you give it a pill. Yeah, he psyched
himself out. Yeah, not that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Not bad.

Speaker 11 (01:09:42):
Yeah, it might be a little it might be a
little tough and rubbery because it was older and sprouted garlic.
So I think it's not maybe not as crisp and
fresh as.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
It might be that the stuff we've just gone. Yeah,
that two of those clothes had straight up green shoots
come out of them. Really, yeah, green shoots really? All right? Now,
go ahead and smell his breath now after the roasted garlic, Greg,
don't throw it out, Greg, probably eat it? Yeah, Greg?
See so foul? Now? Is that better or worse than
the raw?

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Almost worse? It's about the same.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Yeah, all right, Sammy, give it a whiff. Okay, I
mean she's not reacting as well. Well, it's not as.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Bad because I can still smell the forough breath on him.
That's what's really working.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
It's strong.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
We did have I would give that like a five
or six.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
I can't use the breath, Yeah, six sounds good mess.
We did have one more thing for you to try,
okay for your breath. Oh no, and Samy brought the
sin dead. It's a greeny like you'd have for your dog.
You don't know, You don't know, because like dogs, it's
supposed to work. I mean dogs will eat their own
buttthole and then yeah, you explain to the I'm reacting.

(01:10:55):
It's a dental treat for dogs and uh dog food treat,
a treat, daily dog treat. Now, the thing is that
it's uh it fights plaque and tartar and bad breath
for your dogs. And so it's a it looks like
a little green bone, but on the one end it
lookind of looks like a tooth brush. Yeah, it makes

(01:11:19):
it any better. See if it's minty, Yeah, I would
think it would be like minty, although like it's rock hard.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Having eaten dog trees, they taste like chemicals usually.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Yeah, don't yeah, don't smell once you hold your nose
even you don't have to worry about it. Just take
a big just take a big bite off of that thing.
I'll put the whole thing in your mother. Yeah, all right,
it's like rubber. It's your dog rubber. The ingredients, wheat

(01:11:51):
flower anything. It's not gonna like was.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
It take like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
I was like a weird coating over it. It's like
a weird does it taste like raw flower maginnd of
tastes like a like a shot of wheat grass. Here's
here's a little piece that's a that's a chewable size.

(01:12:25):
We should have cut it the first place. It's designed
to be knocked around the dog's mouth. Yeah. Yeah, there's
a smaller that would be much easier to put that
back in your molars. Yeah, you know you're gonna have
a nice chisel jawline. Guys are doing now with the gum, right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
What's they called hard gum or something something like that?
Strong gum.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Okay, I'll tell you because I have words in the brain. Yeah,
it's it's very heavy on the wheat.

Speaker 11 (01:12:55):
If you ever had like, okay, here's a very specific reference,
if you have been to a brewery, like a bewery
they make beer. Sometimes they'll give you like the roasted
the roasted grange, the malt or whatever. Just shample and
I actually it's very tasty.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
It's all like that. Like that's why I mean, I
hate it because it's it's a whole grain. We I
don't know what tastes like. You know, it's like it's like,
you know, similar to grape nuts and nuts or you know,
but it has a weird coating on it. Well, yeah,
the idea threw that up? Huh did you do that up? Okay,
go ahead and give them another whiff there, Greg, like

(01:13:31):
after the greeny, see if it made any kind of
difference with that roasted garlic. That's all. I go ahead,
take a whiff, take it down. No, no, before we
go to break. Sam is the only one who hasn't
tried the breath spray in the nose, like she's got

(01:13:51):
to do a head of it. We all did a hit.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Dry.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Make sure that the nozzles pointing directly hold directly low
your nostril. Yeah, and then as you take a deep
breath in, uh, just like squeeze the do it. Oh,
there goes all right, burns and burns, burns. We hang
in there, hanging there, hang in there, just hang in,
hang in Yeah, it gets so good. Yeah, it gets

(01:14:18):
really good. Yeah, in the back of my throat. Yeah,
that's how you know it's good. All right? Yeah, just
let it? How great?

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Can you let it?

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Hit? Let it hit, nussy not see now you're coming around.
I can tell it now.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
I'm like, do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Yeah. He took a doll up of mayonnaise, slapped it
down on the leather couch and stuck his bare butt
on it and like wiggled it around. Weigled it around,
we'll be right back.

Speaker 6 (01:14:45):
I go to go close out of the zoom app
and what do I see? I see my boss still
on camera, laying on the ground, put his nose out,
and there was a stranger.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
She was rubbing the painter on them. The Woody Show
and Sea Bats. By the way, thank you for calling
me back yesterday. Yeah, I saw I had two missed
calls from Woodie.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
But typically.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
What that means is if it was important, they'll be like, hey, texting, Hey,
give me a call. How often do I call you? Rarely?
But you have important?

Speaker 11 (01:15:22):
Yeah, Because by the time I saw that you had
called me, it was a couple hours later, so I
figured out there's no follow up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
It must have been like eight o'clock at night. Oh wait,
it was right after I left here yesterday. I wanted
to tell you about something, babe. Here we do okay, Yeah,
so check it out. And by the way, if I'm calling,
typically it's because you know, I have a question. All
the moment had passed.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
He didn't want to like just chat and see how
he was doing, right, Yes, yeah, I call him for
small talk.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Yeah sure, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
So anyway, I'm I'm walking out of the building yesterday
I already told Gina about this, because I caught her
on the way out and there was a conversation happening
in the lobby of our building, and there was this big,
kind of intimidating looking guy by the way. He looks
like it could totally kick your ass. He was he
was miffed. He was miffed, and he's been trying to

(01:16:11):
figure something out. And he goes, yeah, I just talked
to blah blah blah blah blah. Uh his bikelock is
missing from the rack downstairs and there now he's talking
to two other people in the lobby of the building,
and the other person, Oh, my god, well, what your
bike has gone? No, the bike is fine. There are

(01:16:32):
three locks that are missing from the bike rack hold
on now. And I went to the management of the
building and they said that they have nothing to do
with it. They did not remove any locks from the
bike racked down in the garage. And this one was like, well,
that doesn't make any sense. Who else would have removed them?
You gotta get All I heard was missing bikelock. And

(01:16:55):
I pretended to be on my phone and started like texting.
I had already had like an air pot in you
know what I mean. So I'm like, you know, like
I know exactly what happened, and uh and and the
other one was like, well, you know, they got cameras
all over that garage. Just have them pull the camera
footage like would like the number one, Like they actually
would do that exactly bike lock. So, I mean, this

(01:17:17):
guy was pretty pissed. First off, I'm not aware we
had any big intimidated people in this building, but oh no,
you do know this this guy, he's large and in charge,
and he looks like he looks like the kind of
guy who would be at a bouncer, like a high
end placed. So did he mention three bike locks? Who
used the three bike locks? Number one? He said, It

(01:17:37):
turns out there are three locks missing from so he
probably just knew that there were three there because he
probably asked maybe somebody out. I don't think they were
all his, So his is one of them, one of
the favorite. Now, if you remember, Sea Bass did share
on his on his own a story on the air,
which is why it's not a secret. This is not

(01:17:57):
a secret.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
You know he does this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
He gets his whatever that tool that he bought, the
angle grinder, Yes, and he took it down to the
garage here at the radio station where there's a bike rack,
and he cut the locks off. We haven't we haven't
shared that part specifically. If you did.

Speaker 11 (01:18:13):
No, we shared the part that I would go around town.
And when I see that you you told us that's
I told you off the air.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
No you didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
It was off the air.

Speaker 11 (01:18:22):
That's but that's why I'm happy. I'm happy to share
it on there. I'm happy to share this on there.
So this is where side this is a total side conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
But was that off the air? I don't remember a
side conversation. Don't tell what he is off there that
you don't want a well, by the way, it's nothing
was prefaced with it. By the way, if that because
the conversations do bleed from off the understand everybody' kind
of hanging out here, so okay whatever, Yeah, but if
there isn't, Just by the way, if you say, hey,
this is not a conversation for on the air, you
make that explicit off the record. So here's the thing is, so, yes,

(01:18:51):
I did this.

Speaker 11 (01:18:51):
Now why would I do something like this, Well, because
you do it all the time, because I do it
in public all the time. Because I saw that someone had.
They'll those they'll wrap with a chain the sign for
whatever to a poll their yoga studio, and it's there
for years and years, even if the plays closes. And
I said, well, and there's a sandwich board, And people say, well,
you know you they're a small business.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Well that doesn't matter.

Speaker 11 (01:19:12):
Doesn't mean you can litter crap everywhere and at what
level of abyss anyway? So yes, So now that I
have my angle grinder, I'm an angle grind and fool.
And so one moment, one moment I had on the
way in, I'd angle grinded off two little signs that
were just zip tied to street signs. Didn't even need
the angle grinder, but I had it, so why not
use it? And I go downstairs and there are these
three bike clocks that have been on our little bike
crack downstairs for years.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Were you trying to lock up your bike? And no,
you don't have a bike down there.

Speaker 11 (01:19:37):
Okay, I said to myself, Well, since they're just sitting
here dangling in an unsightly manner.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
How many times have you seen a bike locked to it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
One or once or twice? I don't think I ever
had I mean, really, I see bikes down there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Motorcycles.

Speaker 11 (01:19:48):
Yeah, but I'm a Greeth Graakee. I don't see bikes
almost all. And I'm here all times of the day,
all days of the week. So I said, well, while
I'm here and I've got my angle grinder, why don't
I get rid of these old you get years old
bike locks? And so I know, I got rid of
two cable locks, and then there was this one you
lock that by it died like halfway through cutting through

(01:20:08):
because you locks the cable locks. By the way, folks,
angle grinder goes through those in five seconds. But now, yeah,
if you see if you see a meth head walk
around the angle grinder, that's what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
It's doing bikes. You lock. It died halfway through. So
I was like, oh, I'll get a new battery. I'll
come back in a while. I'm finished. So apparently it's
not against the rules of the building because they would
have had it that they if they're coming after you
for leaving your your car here overnight with whatever, I
disagree with that. This is this is this is lazy,
and it just sits there and they don't care. They

(01:20:39):
don't care that's the thing. It's their building rule, it's
their building. They don't care much. Meanwhile, Sea Bass is
bringing his grinder in much like for a guy who
doesn't even use the bike rack.

Speaker 11 (01:20:51):
Much like when you got your leaf blower out and
got rid of the leaves that weren't on your property
in your neighborhood. It's unsightly, woody, So don't give.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Me that garbage. Well, there's the leaves are nobody's property.
And this was not this is not illegal. It was
clearing the sidewalk, which is meant to be not for
safety in both cases aesthetics. It's unsightly, and I'm doing
them a favor, I know. So now, well, you know,
I'll make sure if I see that guy, you know

(01:21:18):
what you should be. I hope you have you thank
you cards ready.

Speaker 11 (01:21:23):
If I had known that it was regularly used bikelock,
of course I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
But how do you know, Like we're out of here
by ten thirty in the.

Speaker 11 (01:21:31):
Morning, I'm in here. I'm in here many times back
in the afternoon and on weekends. And like Greg just said,
you never see anything down there almost out so.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
And I've seen this same set of loss he's here
on the weekends, you know, like when the office building
is full of people work. Oh wait, and so of
course it wouldn't be used on the weekends. It's awesome,
he placed over the fact. I just said afternoons and weekends. Now, anyway,
moving on.

Speaker 11 (01:21:52):
The point exactly, you're not listening.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
The point being that, so I see these things I
said I'm doing. I'm stually doing a favor. I'm I'm
getting rid of this this old junk that's hanging around
and being unsightly. You're like, Jesus, thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:22:06):
Now, So I made the cut into that you lock,
and I didn't finish the cut. So when I came back,
you know whatever, the next day, it was gone.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
So clearly somebody with their grinder or finished the job.
They had a full battery enough, that's right.

Speaker 11 (01:22:16):
So they clearly had saw what I saw, and saw
that someone had taken the initiative and said we'll finish
the initiative, to which I applaud them.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Maybe it was the person whose lock it was and
they just said screw it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
So what the hell happened here?

Speaker 11 (01:22:31):
If indeed this person did leave a bike lock sitting there,
I apologize for the confusion. It was certainly not done
in any sort of aggressive or angry sort of way.
In fact, I was trying to do a good thing.
If if I didn't know any better, because I don't,
I don't believe this is what it is. I would
think that you have like not.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
A death wish, but you have just with like cart
narks like you you don't have that thing in your
brain that says, you know what, this could result in
me getting very hurt, right the risk assess, Yeah, because like, uh,
I mean, and I understand like card and arc, you know,
entertainment value. That's that's one thing. But like just randomly

(01:23:09):
going around town cutting sandwich board signs for yoga studios
off of light posts or whatever the hell it is
semantic semantics I wanted to say it was. It was
a sychatic way, so I really hated it. Whatever, But
then you know, bike bikelocks at the office building.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Like I'm all for I'm all for the sign cutting
because you can't just expect, oh, I can bypass all
modes of advertising. I'll just do my freeway of doing it,
you know, and making this street look junkie with stupid
signs strapped to a street post the bike clock thing,

(01:23:49):
And I like aesthetics more than most. I don't get
how that would even remotely catch your attention that, oh,
there's a bike clock attached to a bike rack.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
If it was if there was a bike clock attached
to light posts, a railing or the gate, correct, yeah,
I would get in.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
But a bike rack, that's where.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
It's supposed to go. That was, well, it's not supposed
to be there just stangling for years on end.

Speaker 10 (01:24:09):
But if they if you ride your bike in, lock
it when you get there, and then leave the lock
and ride it back home, that's probably maybe that's their plan.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
That could be. I agree, But again, like like Greg
said earlier, I just don't see that happening here. The
building doesn't care. Why do you care?

Speaker 11 (01:24:23):
That's here's the thing. The building is lazy and stupid
about a lot of things. And they when like for instance,
when they they gave me a write up for leaving
my truck here over and over the weekend or whatever,
there are vehicles that are here for years on end.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
There's a white van down there. You can walk down
there and it just sits there. Now do they know
about that? Maybe they're aware of that, they would they
would have to be. But it doesn't have any special
permit or whatever. I do you know, because I looked
at it. I looked like, how the office because there's
right down the first floor office of the building. It's
right on the door office of the like the person
has some I don't know the death. Is there a
rule they have to display something yes on the dashboard

(01:24:58):
because if they know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
About it is and they know about it because I'm
the only one that when you're gonna leave your car
there overnight, you have to go to the office tell
them that I would do trips. Well I do because
I'm a little baby. Yeah, and you they give youself
a paper that you put on your dashboard.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
I mean, Sea Bass is definitely being targeted because I
leave my car there for weeks on end.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Maybe because it's a it's a person who's like, you know,
cutting stuff around the building. Yeah, some kind of like vigilanti.

Speaker 11 (01:25:27):
And again I'm not the whole death wish thing makes
is I don't understand because I have a death wish.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
But like you, like you're looking for a fight, this
is not looking for a fight. I'll I'll tell you
something you don't consider. You don't consider like when you're
walking up to one of these sandwich boards for the
psychic place and you're gonna cut it that maybe somebody's
on a psychic place or somebody's associated with that or whatever.
He's going to see it and then come over and
try to kick your ass. Again, I'm more afraid of

(01:25:52):
a gypsy curse, I agree. Yeah, making sure he's trying
to do it on the on the under.

Speaker 11 (01:26:01):
This is why it happens on the way I work,
when it's dark outside and there's a he's not looking.
But yeah, again, this thing with the bike locks, I apologize.
I'll make this man whole if he's the lazy jerk
who can't who leaves his bike clock dangling all willy nilly,
but I'll make it whole. But again, I was trying
to do a nice thing, because again, I know there
are things that happen, you know, Greg, every business has
stuff that just sits.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Of course, in this building doesn't care about our elevator permits,
for example, I would point that to exhibit A as
the building is not.

Speaker 11 (01:26:28):
That on top of things right again, and I actually
I'll give her a new building manager, our station manager
of credit.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
There was you know there was a closet here that
was full of crap for years. It was literally a fire.

Speaker 11 (01:26:38):
Has it because there was electrical equipment and stuff back there,
and he cleaned that stuff out, but it sat for
years because people are lazy and don't do their job.
And I just thought, well, I've got the tools, I'm
already in action. Why don't I just take a little help.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, my leaf flowers. Now I have something else,
destruction problem. I have something else Okay that is a
little more aggressive I can tell you about. Okay, okay,
oh yeah, I just did recently because Greg even said
Greg said had some self served justice. He's not but
he I'm like Sea Bass, he's not proud of it. Yeah,
self serve justice. Yeah wait all right eight seven seven

(01:27:14):
forty four WOODI text does over to two two nine
eight sevens Next, Now, Greg, let me ask what happened,
because Greg, there's with Sea Bass, there's no shame. But
with Greg, he had some self serve justice, and he
said he's not really proud.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
I'm just filled to the brim with shame. But I
think what I did is kind of right. That's why
I want your take, And it requires a tiny bit
of backstory. You know, I go to this one particular
grocery store near my house essentially daily. Yeah, I would
say five days a week, to the point where he's embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed by it. They all that they know he's
there every day, that they're going to think, oh God,
there he is again.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
Hold people do that for interaction.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
I do it just to get my avocados. And uh
so I'm at this store, which I've told you as
well not toorious for getting prices wrong. This happens daily.
I've told you this before. Where you have a price
tag and then it rings up something different. I'll let
it go every once in a while, but not if
it's like a few bucks. You know something, When I

(01:28:16):
was addicted to Eminem's, they were a party size bag,
the biggest bag you can get on sale for like
eleven ninety nine, normally fourteen ninety nine, and then it
rings up fourteen ninety nine. This happens literally every single day.
And like I just mentioned, I have an avocado addiction.
I'd get them every single day. They were on sale
the other day two for three bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
I might as well get the two, right, Yeah, So
they ring up four bucks. I let it go and
I said, I'm not going to call them over here
again and say, hey, these rang up wrong, as they
do every single day of the week. So the next
day I go to the store, and as you know,
I'm a hippie, I bring my own bags, which I
know you guys don't support, but I do it every time.

(01:29:01):
And instead of instead of using one of those hand
basket things, I just use my reusable bag, throw everything
in there. Then I go to the self check out. Right,
I had two avocados the next day as well. So
what did I do. I unload some stuff, unload this ring,
this up, ring, this up, last thing in my bag
the two avocados, And I thought, yesterday I paid more

(01:29:23):
than they're marked for, so today.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
I'm gonna leave one in my bag and ring up.
So I'm guilty of shoplifting, but I kind of think
I deserved it because you overpaid for you uploaded the chart. Well,
so much like the young man we just heard about, Yeah,

(01:29:47):
I know, and I just do what do you need
to do for clothes? I school? I can learn because
he loves learning.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
I know, and I hate that I did it. I
hate that I just told you I did it, but
I kind of think it was kind of oh to me.
Over the years of being overcharged every day, I'm like, okay,
you know what, I got two of a cology. You're
worried about bringing up one.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
You're worried about that they're going to recognize there there
every day, but you're not worried about ye, because there
are cameras all those little like yeah, check out things.
I mean, there's cameras all over there.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
I thought about that in advance. I would have said, oh,
I forgot that was.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
I was sorry. Wow, I was like diving under laser beings. Yeah,
I repelled down from the ceiling side.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Note every time Greg shares these stories, I always think
to myself, like, man, when's the last time I paid
attention to when I was ringing stuff up to see
even if it was being overcharged?

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Do you really pay attention that closely? I don't. I
don't either, honestly I do. It's how I was raised.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
I don't know. And I also just don't like throwing
money away. I guess I'm weird.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
No, No, I'm just saying I don't want to throw
away money either. I just don't pay attention. Really, maybe
I should.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
I love I love sales, I love you know, clearance items.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
You said you had a so yeah I stole well
yeah Greg's to Greg's. Yeah, that's not a defense. Won't
fly in court. No, yeah, I know. Wow, it's not right.
You're like this kid that was trying to get money
from the Yeah, anything could have happened to you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
I basically did a home invasion.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
But like beyond the bike clock thing, you said you
had another. Yes, so this is a very niche piece
of revenge and justice. Yeah, self serve justice.

Speaker 11 (01:31:33):
This is something that will This is something that will
only apply to a tiny fraction of people. But when
you sit first in the first class area.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
Exactly, and that's why you see basters look at prices.
The overhead bins have little signs in the back of them.

Speaker 11 (01:31:49):
Actually they say this been reserved for first class only,
because what will happen is all the losers, all the
poors in the back will say, my god, I don't
want to, like, I don't want to have to gamble
whether there's going to be spots opening here.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
I'll just talk it up here right there on the way.

Speaker 11 (01:32:02):
It's easy for me as a poor screw you first
class people who actually deserve this area. Yeah, because because
that's why. God, yeah, we paid for a get what
we paid for it, thank you. So I'm I'm getting
on this first class flight coming back and that wasn't bad.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
And I see a guy had drop his overhead.

Speaker 11 (01:32:22):
You know, there's a little roller bag on the in
the first class lugge area and back to road twenty
seven and the curtain right, and so.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
I say, uh no, now dog, because I haven't already
seen it. I was like, I want to get up.

Speaker 6 (01:32:32):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:32:32):
My first thought was I'll just grab his back and
handed to it. I'll walk it back to where he is.
But but there was already people are going. It was
have been too crowded, too much of a pain in
the butt for me and everybody else. So I took
my boarding pass, which I always print out because like
having that physical. I tore off the little you know,
so it's no identifying information, right, Well, no seat two
A because you don't want to be apross the ball

(01:32:54):
because you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:32:55):
So and then I wrote I rode on my boarding
pass and I placed this on his luggage. I weird
poop on your luggage next time, take it with you
to your seat, dick. I knew that by the time
poor ass in the back got off, I'd be gone,
yea vapor if he put two and two together. Whish
he couldn't. He couldn't have seen me do it. I

(01:33:17):
was very sneaky out I put it on there. I
always wanted him to have that, knowing it. And I
didn't smear poop. I didn't actually smear the piece he's
on his luggage. But there's a rule for these things.
And again, normally the flight attendants catch people when they
when the poors put their luggage into extras class.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
But her back was turned and she just too busy
giving the champagne.

Speaker 10 (01:33:37):
I agree with you, I agree you take your luggage
with you. But losers and pores just for buying a
ticket on a plane and not being a sucker for
spending another two thousand dollars just hit a couple of
rolls up.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
I think that you're right, but you're also a dick.
I mean that's that's that's a tom cigarette reference. By
the way, Well, we're gonna take a quick break more
what he show he's next? Yeah, you can if you
the listener, are the jury in this particular case with
Greg's situation? Does Greg go to prison? The jury send
Greg to prison?

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
I'm a criminal?

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
Yes or no? You you you submit your jury vote
over to two to ninety seven. We have the results
for you. Next the show. We'll be right back. Meanwhile,
Sea Bass will continueous n let's search for the perfect week.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Yeah, I'm a hair flex.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Sorry, I'm in hair system.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
Get it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
That's not my scalp. I have light brown hair with
bald highlights. The show we'll reserve. Finally, the Woody Shoe
Shoe asked you to be the jury and to catch
your vote on Greg's avocado grocery store boggle the heist,
great heistuh? And then you know Sea Bass with his

(01:34:47):
thing with the first class bag, well, the coach bag
in the first class overhead compartment, so relatable. Five one
two says Greg would not go to Jebbel. What are
you write? Sea Bass runs his life pretty recklessly and
will someday get his chin checked. I'm out here checking
losers for their uh, you know, their anti social behavior.

(01:35:07):
Sorry about that? Sixty six one Yes, Craig Craig Craig
is guilty of premeditated avocado ceiling, yet the store is
also guilty. The old question to two wrongs make a
right think about that, Craig, Craig got two one four. Nope,
my wife swaps stickers on that end of the store.

(01:35:32):
That'll end. Well, let's see nine one six. Greg's is
pretty harmless, especially since he basically paid for.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
It already ten thousand times.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Sea Bass is a dick, but then again, so was
the other passenger at Dick first. The kind of offsetting penalties,
I guess no, it's diick justice I for a dick.
I uh seven six zero. Now we get ripped off
buying avocados every day when they're only a dollar at
the avocado farms for ten of them.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
That I should just be going to the avocado farm, right.

Speaker 11 (01:36:02):
The grocery store shouldn't do you that service that costs
them no money of taking them and storing them for
you close to you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
It wasn't rounded by farms.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Since our fractured legal system is actually innocent until proved
not likable, and Greg is extremely likable. I don't recall
anyone reading Greg his rights, which means that his confession
is completely inimissible. Oh we're going to have to go
with not guilty on this one.

Speaker 9 (01:36:24):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
And then two oh nine, listening to Greg say that
he doesn't throw money away but refuses to point out
pricing errors to the store employees made me laugh. But
as an introvert, I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
I mean I have done it before. I don't do
it every time because I would basically live there because
they do it every day.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
Well, thank you for your your feedback, your your your
jury statements. Yeah, I do appreciate that. Phones open eight
seven seven forty four. What do you continue to let
us know what you think? On the text? Over to
two two nine eight seven Bill, what do you show
right back