FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 18th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I'm show. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hy what's good? Everybody?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
What up?

Speaker 6 (00:46):
It's a Thursday. It's a pre Friday, December the eighteenth,
twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Showy Woody. That's
Greg Gory alright. We got Menace Enograd a right, Sea
Bass is here. We've got Sammy, she's our executive producer.
We got Morgan, our associate producer, von is a video producer,
and then we got Borton mentioning the Woody Show production department.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Dumbass Tyler is here.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Thank you for being here and giving us some of
your valuable time today.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
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Speaker 6 (01:16):
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(01:37):
up for you. On the show today. You got a
chance to win menaces door dash order.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
That's fun.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Also, you know Morgan loves rating things on a scale
of one attent. It's a compulsive right, Yeah, I can't
stop she can't stop it. But hey, perfect timing. She's
gonna give a scale one to ten on different holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Okay, good, Yeah, how she feel about these different holidays?
That is on the way. But we start here with
some Dugan news news and does he masked? What are
we going to start with here?

Speaker 7 (02:14):
Well, we're gonna start with the CBS Evening News. This
is such a big story that I got.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Nation not even inside edition, a lot of these dog
news stories. Huh we finally inside edition rule.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I would agree with that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:29):
That being said, let's talk to them or they'll talk
to us. I should say about Brian and Sadie and
listen to this anchor is totally natural and not over
the top delivery.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Yeah, Sadie was a big German shepherd nearly one hundred pounds.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Brian Myers good Girl, adopted her. I thought, let me.

Speaker 8 (02:49):
Give this dog a chance, because she's beautiful and I
think I can work through her issues.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
So at the time you thought you were rescuing her. Yes, absolutely,
Little did he know he was saying his savior.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I was very lucky to have her in the night
that I had to stroke.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Brian lives alone and my cell phone was over there,
so Sadie was his only hope.

Speaker 9 (03:12):
And that's when I grabbed her collar and she totally
out of this little space here.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Told him all the way across the room to his phone.
It's just.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
He spent a couple of weeks of treatment and rehabbit
and just before his release he got a visitor.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
She just immediately jumped on the end, just kissing my face.
I just thought, I love this.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Dog, and you don't need to be doctor Doolittle to
hear Sadie replying I love you too.

Speaker 10 (03:43):
Absolutely no circumstances.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
They're married. That's the rest of the animal stories. Oh god,
I guess dog jumping on you after you've been in
the hospital was like you get off those stickers who
rescued Who should be whom?

Speaker 7 (04:06):
Greg to your point that you always say to Gina,
one hundred pound German shepherd can pull you to safety
after you have a stroke.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
A little four pound ball of nothing.

Speaker 11 (04:14):
Now you want tea cut poodle.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
A real dog.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
That's why you get two dogs, not a legal dog.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Both your dogs can haul your ass.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
So, Gina, now that you and your husband have purchased
your first home, where do we stand with the whole
idea of your steps on getting the dog that he
is so wanted.

Speaker 11 (04:30):
I have been really pushing that aside. I want I
don't want the house to be like freshly peed on.

Speaker 10 (04:37):
So I'm hoping that we wait on that. But he
still likes those little bunny dogs.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
That's that's the thing you gotta work on first.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
I would I would worry less about the pee more
about the desire for a little like the first.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Dog exactly, he likes them or someone else likes them.
That's true.

Speaker 11 (04:51):
Well we both kind of like he got over like,
oh look at this cute dog.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
No why because you drag him to like, you know,
purse dog yogah.

Speaker 11 (04:58):
He loved that. And we're going again because they're doing bullies.

Speaker 10 (05:02):
American bullies are little, you know, like the Bullying Convention
went to with all that exactly, so.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
They'll be yeah, that's cool up a little bit, yeah
right again a chain necklace. I was next for Dugan News.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
I've got another sweet story. This is from CBS fifteen
fort Wayne.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
This is Mark.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
His neighbor's pit bulls attacked and killed his dog, but
that neighbor says it was his chihuahua's fault for taunting them.

Speaker 12 (05:37):
Big Mark Borders has been in mourning for the past
week when he went past his neighbors three pit bulls
and burst out of a padlocked fence and attacked his chihuahua.

Speaker 13 (05:47):
And Mark punched them in the head and trying to
pry their mouths open.

Speaker 12 (05:50):
Authorities classified the dogs as potentially dangerous because of the attack,
but while Animal Care and Control says the dogs show
no signs of human or animal aggression, Borders is convinced
they will attack again.

Speaker 13 (06:05):
What if it's a child this time or a person,
It's gonna happen again. Those pets got a taste of blood.
I got him when he was four weeks old, and
I bottle fed him until he was winged and even
drink myself. I wanted him cremated because I'm going to
keep him with me, and my six pound chihuahua is

(06:27):
now in this bag.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
In his bag he got because the pit bulleyed him. Yeah,
taste of bloody.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Seen that with dogs, Like you get a little box
and then like in the middle there's a silver bag
and that's the dog inside of it. And my friends
they have big English bulldogs and those little bags are
pretty heavy.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I might had my dog cremated and he's in an
urn in a bag in the air.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Investigate the Fort Wayne, UH Animal Control Department. I don't
understand what dangerous means.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Potentially dangerous.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Well, it can't take a dog away. He only killed
one ate one poodle's Yeah, Greg, I'm with you, and
I don't normally defend the pit bulls as you know defender.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
I know it's a shocking revilige to Greg to hear that,
but I am on the pit bull side. Chihuahuas are
the worst. You know what dog has bitten me in
my lifetime, a Chihuahua. That was the only time I
got bitten.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
It's like Guy's named Russ. They're always dicks. There's a
couple of sweet ones out there, but a couple of
bad ones out there.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I take that back. I was bidden by an Australian
shepherd who written up in your test. I forgot about that,
but I remember the the giant chia your I forgot
that was an Australian shepherd. They should be banned.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Sea bass Is Dougan News. Another sweet baby story from
ABC seven New York.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
This is Paul Utility.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
All right, I show a little girl running around the
van with the dog chasing her and her mom chasing
the dog.

Speaker 14 (08:10):
The dog was a pit bull, and Paul Mansey knew
he had to help. He jumped out of his truck.
His nineteen years as a service tech had.

Speaker 11 (08:18):
Taught him that what he needed was okay, umbrella.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Oh yeah, the dog was on.

Speaker 14 (08:27):
Top of the little girl and wherever he went I
went Apparently open umbrellas confuse and distract dogs.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
I just ran up, I went.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Ha.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Turns out the hut worked like a too.

Speaker 14 (08:40):
Mansy fought off that light colored pit bull for what
seemed like a long time, he said.

Speaker 11 (08:45):
Eventually the dog ran off.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
The dog was out double the little girl.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
The mom was grabbing the dog skin like you know
how you like grab a door skin like the skin
was like stretching.

Speaker 8 (08:55):
So she's a real hero, not me.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
He's talking about. Try to get the dog wall.

Speaker 8 (09:03):
Wow, gee.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
He finish. That's Clark, you've got to hide it from
the public.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
But you're talking about like the yeah stretchy is.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
That what you're talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And
I'm really it's not an umbrella.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
It's just any kind of large object you could get
to obscure their vision and block out.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's right.

Speaker 11 (09:29):
Confused.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Uh huh, I don't know what you're doing over there.
Do you try to get the door wall? Okay, it's
pretty yeah confusing?

Speaker 7 (09:37):
Uh news now, Morgan Greg I, uh, I know some
of those pit bull stories don't make you feel good,
but yeah, I know it does make you feel good.
Is you love the late Nor McDonald and you worship
and say everything that he ever says is true. And
this is some of his early stand up where he
shows his love for a little baby.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
This guy, he says, this pit bull will pret check
your valuables. I don't have any of that valuable, you know,
I mean, I'd buy the fitball the most valuable thing.
I don't made a pitbulls a bad doctor buy anyway,
because while you buy dogs, you can order him around.
You know, you can't order a fitball around. You can't say, okay,
fiboll running in the bedroom, fetch my slippers, mine, fetch

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my slippers.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I could kill you, bunny.

Speaker 8 (10:22):
I'm a pit bull.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
Don't even read the papers.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
Yeah, oh norm yeah you know, Yeah, that's gonna happen again.
Those cats gotta taste of blood.

Speaker 6 (10:44):
Right well, thank you very much, seamass ribbing, round of
douging news more what he shows next?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Hangout?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
You better make her as ugly as you want in
real life. You look like a foot. She was so unattractive.
She looks like Joe PESHI.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Much sa The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
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(12:16):
really bad for this person.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Okay, Open England.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
This woman she lost eighty four pounds, okay, using Monjaro cool.
She went from a size and this is where I
I mean, I know it's a big, it's it's it's
a big difference, but women's sizes about She went from
a size twenty two that's big, Okay, I know that's big,
down to a twelve that's significant.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, twelve is.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Still considered big.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I prefer double zero twenty two specially. But again, like,
why can't you say small medium large? So this would
be large.

Speaker 11 (12:51):
This would be like a four x to a large.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Oh yeah, don't they have negative sizes to yeah, double
zero double yes, no, I thought.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It was negative.

Speaker 11 (13:01):
I've never seen no double zero exist.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
I just saw this.

Speaker 7 (13:05):
You asked the question, why do do they have women's
sizes be ridiculous because men's size it's like we have
we have pants, we have inches, we have yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Right, actual numbers. But why can't you have the same
because then they can't hide anything.

Speaker 11 (13:16):
I don't care about that.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
It would be so much easier you don't.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
But it's still a nonsense thing anyway, because man, there
are some brands. As a fat guy, I can tell
you there's some brands where it's like an Excel seems
kind of huge, and then other ones where the excels
more like a sh medium.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah, like this is an Excel because it's from Europe.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
Yeah, that's why the size charts are so helpful these
days with the internet, as it says, oh, your chest
is whatever, forty two inches.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
And actually went on and I bought one of those
little tapes, like a measuring tape for what not, like
the ones the carpenters use, the ones the tailor. Yeah,
because you can, because when you buy clothes online, you
hit this the the sizing chart and it tells you
to measure your chest and to measure this in seam
or whatever. And I find that I am returning stuff

(14:02):
way less. I'm not guessing on what their excel really fits.

Speaker 11 (14:07):
Like the vanity sizing.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, exactly tell.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
You my suit size. If you had a gun to
my head, I would.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Probably tell you. I could say, you're a forty long long, Yes,
forty long.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I think I have it written down.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
I'm a little bit, but these.

Speaker 11 (14:18):
Days, Greg might be more like a thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Why do you know this?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Because I used to.

Speaker 11 (14:22):
Work in men's suiting, That's right.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah, for a long time. I forgot about that, as
did I in college.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
So this woman, she lost eighty four pounds using Manjaro,
but she's not happy Greg. She says she hates the
way she looks and is now battling serious body image
issues because of the excess skin and the lack of
muscle tone. And she feels worse about her body now
than when she was a big fan.

Speaker 11 (14:46):
At her fault, her fault. She should have been working out,
she shouldn't have just been sitting there.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
She's still probably she still can skin remove.

Speaker 10 (14:53):
Right, but I don't think I'm assuming the skin removal
wouldn't have been that obvious.

Speaker 11 (14:57):
If she lost its flower and worked.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Out a little bit a size to two, she never
had muscle tone. It was just covered up better before.
Did you see.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
There's a post that I keep. It keeps popping up
for me because I'm in the fat algorithm, the fat rhythm.
It shows it's like a body scan image of what
a human skeleton looks like underneath, like a big fat
person's body.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
You see, you saw the one. You get that You're
on the same one, the same algorithm.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
The headline is always this is what big bones looks like,
and the bones are the same size, but like, can
you imagine the stress on that skeleton? And it's crazy
because I mean, the body is this big in the skeletons,
this is big.

Speaker 10 (15:39):
Well you always think about like really big people in
their knees, like can you imagine coming.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
To experts warned that while weight loss medications will help
you lose weight, they can't address the psychological impact of
rapid transformation.

Speaker 11 (15:54):
Yes, get your therapist involved.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
I did buy one of those little workout things on
uh TikTok shop.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
It's like a little.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Resistance, is it? A resistance circle and uh maybe it's long.
It's not like a circle. It's got the two handles
and like the that's old school. That's not rubber bands though.

Speaker 11 (16:15):
Spring oils.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Oh my god. Yeah, it's like very old time, very
it's very big on TikTok so that goofy movie. I
feel better using it.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
Remember the brother brand and goonies that he was sitting there.
They used up to make their their big escape. My
dad had one of those. I've been one.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Did you get one?

Speaker 6 (16:34):
Did you get some of the grippers too? In a
sweat band, the push up wheels, little wheel with the.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Shape.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Girl, I'll just walk around the house and I'll just
pick it up. Then I'll just start using it.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
I can notice the difference. Yeah, I can see in
your chest.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I want to get one of those things where you
put the strap around your belly and it jiggles like yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
My friend would get one of those battery operated.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Suit I got, not most recently, but before was whatever
this means size seventeen thirty four, thirty five.

Speaker 10 (17:06):
No, that's your that's your shirt. Yeah, that's the shirt
seventeen your neck the neck, yes, correct, you are no
longer a seventeen, but a thirty four to thirty five
in it's a long sleeve. Eh, it's like I'm a
thirty two, you're thirty four dressing up?

Speaker 11 (17:21):
Have you guys ever wonn suspenders?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
And I don't look good at it anything? You have
to like tuck the shirt in. Yeah, like fat guys.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
I don't know why fat guys insist on tucking their
shirts in. You see it like they'll they'll tuck it
into their dockers. Yeah, it's like, dude, just wear it
on tucked. You're paying when you're overweight.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
I mean there's an options cloth. Yeah, right sucks.

Speaker 12 (17:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
The worst Yeah, blows fat and you don't tuck it
and you look like a big your dress you weren't
a dress.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Like, look at a dumbness tiler walks a dress. Look
at dumbass tile.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah yeah he's in a mom But if you take
these these devices that I was considering getting, but they're
kind of like old timey lingerie looking. You strap it
around your upper thigh and then it has these straps
that go up and you clip it to your shirt
to keep it down.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
That's so like, h yeah, that's old timing. Like very
old timing, like Penny.

Speaker 15 (18:08):
They're called shirt stings.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
Yeah, you got a cravat as well, Greg. It's kind
of like those things that you know, old horse used
to wear. Right.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
It holds like the stockings up right right clips to
their panties.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
So you put it on like a garter.

Speaker 11 (18:27):
Yeah, you pull your shirt down, pull your stockings up.

Speaker 15 (18:31):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
It is a pain in the ass.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
Then I called for my refill on the zip bound
yesterday and apparently there's a big backward which I thought
was over, and I did the whole digging in on.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Hold on, yeah, I said you dog, hold on, wait
are you not going back tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (18:50):
We might have an update, but then just keep calling
each day this week and we'll let you know. Sorry
for the inconnect Wait, wait, hold on, are you getting
it director? Are you getting it through a provider?

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Getting through a pharmacy?

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
I gotta go direct, dog, I've been going direct straight
up to Eli Lily.

Speaker 8 (19:04):
Oh yeah, you gotta.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah, don't mess with all these place right down the streets. Yeah, no,
they sent to your house. The place has never been
an issue. No, dude, it looks like, uh, I don't know,
like they're sending plutonium to your house like you. Yeah,
you get a boss, you open it and then yeah,
a little miss comes out.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
Oh, I'll take all the extra skin. I'll take all
that stuff. I'll take this dys morphia, whatever it is,
the psychological impact of rapid transfer, I'll take all that.
I'll wrap people complaining about the big penis right. Yeah,
but that she doesn't make a good point, though, you do.
Are you have to do like some strength training, get
something off TikTok. If you don't that, you don't have

(19:48):
to melting good.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
That's fine with me. Melting goo, you're smaller, melting go.

Speaker 11 (19:55):
You your skin into your pants.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
That's right, all right?

Speaker 6 (19:57):
Eight seven text over to two nine eight seven. Greg,
you hear that Chris Brown is selling his pitfalls? He is, Yeah, No,
he doesn't want to live with something that can fight.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Back The Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Valley is a dumb nice back to the Woody Show. Hi,
welcome back. It is the Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Phones are open at eight seven seven four. Woodie said,
it's a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Got some money stuff now? Greg checks his bank account
multiple times throughout the day.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Any times.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Yeah, it's not just the economy's freaking people out. It's
all the different scams and things that are out there,
and banks and other financial institutions they are finding a
quote growing cybersecurity minefield that's tougher to navigate these days.
They say, data breaches have doubled since twenty twenty three,
and so investors are now going out of their way

(20:56):
to involve themselves with companies that have the most proved
and then reliable cyber resiliency. So Greg, Now, the thing
is if you keep choosing to look at your bank
account and all of a sudden everything was gone, that
happened once. I'm saying, what would you lose? Get on
the phonetic, I don't know what. I would now check

(21:17):
every day.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Now your your money is inshored up to two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars if you have it like a
regular you know, checking or saving account. I thought it
was like fifteen to two.

Speaker 7 (21:28):
But like how much of an FD I see insurance exactly.
Imagine how long that would take to get back.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
It would be probably impossible. I don't it's not impossible.
It would be a headache. I think it would Actually,
they would.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
They would cover it pretty quickly and then they would
just take the time to then figure out like who
did it, where'd the money go?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
There?

Speaker 6 (21:45):
There was something. There was a guy, it was a
live stream. Did you see the live stream? Guy met us.
It was all over social media. He had some kind
of cryptocurrency. By mistake, mentioned his whatever phrase. There's a
phrase his past. Yeah you know what's called Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
So you have your your wallet I D which is
then that you know basically your account number, and then
you're you're yeah, passkey essentially, I think you might be talking.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
About Steve will do it and I lost about like
two million.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
No it was it wasn't that was I want to
say it was like one hundred grand, but like one
hundred grand. And he's like, wait a minute, what the hell?
And someone says, you, dude, you mentioned blahlah blah blah blah.
He's like, god, there's and there's no way you're not
You're not that bad, which is really weird.

Speaker 7 (22:26):
Because that that passes all trackable, that that passy itself
is like sixteen digits random crap on the words.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
In this case, it was a phrase.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
Well, he might have like used some kind of wallet
that has you just hype in a phrase and it
knows the past.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
It was actual words, right, Okay, man, that sucks. Okay, yeah,
that's I got some kind of work around.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
Now, Greg, I guess somehow his friend saved him. Yeah,
I inadvertently saved money. And I accept the fact. Now
it's a fact. I am mind bogglingly stupid.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I am.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
This fountain by my front door that I love. It's
like a It's like a lion, right.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
I've found a lion.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
It bits water out of it, Oh my god, slowly
dying and dying and dying and dying to the point
where it just trickled and then it completely died. So
I'm hanging out with my friend Jim, who you guys know,
and I said, damn it, I got to get rid
of this fountain.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Somehow.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
I'm gonna have to help remove it.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Get a new fountain.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Wake them up.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
It came with the house, thank you.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
And Sans removed it from my site.

Speaker 12 (23:29):
You know it.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
What a big pain in the assets going to be
to get rid of a big marble. We've all been there, right,
thank you. I'm glad you can get it. Mary and
I would want to get put another one in its place,
and I'm things are crazy expensive. And he said, why
don't you just get a new pump for the fountain,
which is eighteen bucks. So I said, oh it never

(23:54):
want lost in my mind that I could had to
just toss the all day.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
That is pretty stupid.

Speaker 11 (24:02):
Just get a new pump just because the water wasn't spinning.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, because the pump died.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
And I thought, well, pumps gotta get rid of whole
thing's gotta go.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
I'm so dumb.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
I'm glad you have other people in your life who
could help you out with fountain problems.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I am so stupid. I think I'm at the point
where I almost have to be hospitalized. They're stupid.

Speaker 15 (24:23):
You can just pay people to be smart for you
know how it.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Is right when you every time you come and leave
your house, like you see the fountains. Yeah, when you're lying,
fountain is not spinning, And then you think I have
to get a new one. So I spent eighteen bucks
on a new pump and we both install. The problem
solved again, and I thought, well, I got to spend
a ton of money on a fountain.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah, amazing. Now they'll keep in his mind. So this
is like, this is that Karmen thing that you get about,
right exactly? It all ends out. So Greg ends up
saving a bunch of money on his water spitting lion fountain. Yeah,
thank god, but you hear it right, yeah? Okay, oh
yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
So and then he was able to then help somebody
else out this was and that person would be Gina Grant, dude,
and the timing was, Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (25:09):
I can't even believe you're You're not even gonna believe
this story.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
But I swear to God with the water spitting line fountain.

Speaker 10 (25:15):
No, my husband and I went to finally pull the
trigger on a couch and we just find you and
Hemmon and Ham.

Speaker 11 (25:23):
We got to figure this stuff out.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
So we go to couch.

Speaker 10 (25:25):
We go to you know, one of the furniture stores,
and I call them doctor Couch because they're all in
like lab coats for some reason, and we're we we
walk in confidently and say, yeah, we're getting a couch today,
and then all the workers come over. Yes, yeah, but
they get all crazy. So I'm assuming it's commission based,
and we say, great, yeah, we'll take this one perfect
and then we look around a little more like actually
might want that one. And we were kind of walking around,

(25:47):
and ten minutes later I go, no, we're gonna We're done.
We're gonna get the first one.

Speaker 11 (25:51):
Perfect.

Speaker 10 (25:52):
Oh sir, right over here, you know, to my husband, Oh,
please sign this paperwork. I'm sitting on the couch. All
is good, and I'm just kind of scrolling through my phone.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
No big deal.

Speaker 10 (26:00):
And I while I'm scrolling through my phone, while Andy's
signing the paperwork to pay for this couch, I get
a text from Greg. It says, we got a new
sofa and we're wondering if you were still looking to
get one, because you can have the original og no
sit sofa from our house, no touch.

Speaker 16 (26:19):
Why would you get rid of that because I got
a new one. Yeah, a new one that you can
sit off life change, which I think is Greg.

Speaker 10 (26:30):
I don't want to know why. But I'm reading this
and I'm like this can't be right. Like we literally
like signed the paperwork. I'm looking at the clock like
Andy's filling everything out.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
I think I figured it all how it works.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
So, in his excitement about not having to replace his
new water spinning lions statue, spent money on a couch.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Now he's like, I'm going to take this perfectly good
couch nobody even sits on it, and I'm gonna go out.
I'm going to spend money on another couch in my
excitement about not having money on the water spitting lions.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
Do you r?

Speaker 10 (27:02):
And I am super like, non confrontational. I don't want
to be like, you know, we're getting out of here,
and I start tapping my husband.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
I go.

Speaker 10 (27:10):
Stop here, don't just stop writing stuff writing? And I go,
can you step into my office for a second? And
I read him the text and his eyes get really big,
and I'm.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Like, what do we do?

Speaker 11 (27:16):
And he doesn't like conversation either.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
He's like, I don't know, what do you want to do?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
How do we tell this.

Speaker 10 (27:21):
Man who thinks he's I mean literally just one signature
away from closing on this pouch can And so we go,
uh and it did.

Speaker 11 (27:29):
It's true. Something suddenly came up. We have to leave, like, sorry,
we just because we're so embarrassed.

Speaker 15 (27:37):
We're so excited about the couch.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
So wait, are there any more surfaces now in the
house that you can't sit on?

Speaker 8 (27:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:42):
No, I can't think of one. Why are you allowed
to sit on the Yeah, what's this new lifestylid crazy embrace?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
It's more firm so it doesn't like make dance as much.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Absolutely, yeah there too. Greg.

Speaker 17 (27:58):
When you go to Gina's place and see your couch
there being lived in, are you.

Speaker 15 (28:02):
Just gonna is it going to destroy?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I'm happy it's staying in the family.

Speaker 11 (28:07):
Stay in the family.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
That couch is happy to get out of his house.

Speaker 11 (28:11):
It's like, Greg, just why either coming to get it
this weekend?

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Excellently, It's all wrapped professionally.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I'm ready to go.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Very exciting news for everybody. And I'm so stupid. You
guys can put me to pasture or whatever.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
Eight wood text over to two two nine eight seven
More Woody Show. Next, hang up, The Woody Show will
be right back.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Stick that in your pen And David, who am I
The Woody Show?

Speaker 6 (28:39):
And uh it's another new hour of course insensitivity training
for a politically correct world?

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Of course, what do you expect here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
One of our favorites ever is I Netta the mood
seta legends all right, legend cheese that we we end
the show every day with a clip of Netta the
mood seta saying that's when she she quit on the
air at the radio station. Was I forget w b
l X or something like that in Mobile, Alabama? And

(29:09):
she she quit in just dramatic fashion. Why I have
I have somebody else that I want to interest you
to this guy, he walks into it's a home If
you don't know a home decor, it's.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Called at home.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
See.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah, they're they're based out of Dallas.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
And this guy was working as a security guard at
this store and he was having some kind of thing
with the the the women in the back office. They
were arguing about something and he hit that like final
straw level and just quit in the dramatic way. He
he He got into one of the supervisors, quit on

(29:49):
the spot, went out into the store, got on the intercom,
and then made an announcement, there I have the audio starts.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
I'm wondering where you're at.

Speaker 15 (29:57):
I had to come find you want conversation without your
without your supervisor here?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
So why supervisor, I quit job you if both of y'all,
I quit this whole ass job.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Seventy cents a home Shoppers, this whole ass job Thomas Willis,
Karen Sokolowski. Y'all have to take whatever you all want
because at this point ain't no security in the boat.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
No you and this job, I think now, bitch about that,
No go email that.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Yeah, yeah, that was heroic.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Job.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
I quit this whole ass job. I love hatch bess job.
I quit this whole ass job. Ladies and gentlemen, it
is quitting time. It is quitting time. Oh that rules.
I never quit in dramatic fashion like that I did
at a grocery store.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
The only the one that I quit in the most
dramatic fashion was I went on the lunch break and
never came back good walking at a Sam Goodie.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah, just still waiting for me to come back back in.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
I did that at that pirate store that I worked at.
Oh that's right. I said, I got to go to
the bathroom, but I never can. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
One of my favorites was, uh the guy. It was
at a hotel. He walked in through the service entrance
and he brought a whole marching band with him.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
I think he was like a college kid. And yes,
I think he might have.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Been, you know, one of the guys but yeah, his
buddies from the band anyway, So they walk in, They're like, hey, guys,
what do you Hey what woa? Because all these people
walk in, they have all these instruments and stuff. And
the guy, his supervisor was there, Hey guys, what what
the hell?

Speaker 4 (31:50):
What are you doing? He's like, I quick, guys, Jared,
I'm here to tell you that I'm quitting. I'm quitting

(32:14):
Joey Quiz. Joey Quiz is so good. Yeah, yeah, what
if he's the dick though, like what I mean?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah, still still great. He's the whole ass employee. I
quit this whole ass job. Maybe that Karen Sakowski, Yes,
from the Big Station.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Naughty three b l X GOP colast number one for
hip hop and r B and now I was Ray,
Ray and Maronda the home team in the morning do
it to it? What better song to do it to?
It's our needive movie said, and I told you I
had a very important announcement, and here it is.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
I refuse. I refuse to walk.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Around and watch people on my job looking over my shoulder,
people lying to me, people talking about me.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
It's ridiculous, it is sad. I can't take it. I'm
not gonna take it. I don't have to take it.
I'm not a demic. I know how to find another.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Job, but I refuse to walk around people. You can
say what you want to say about me, and if
you see me on the street, I'll let you know
whatever you want to know.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
But I refuse.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
For the last six years, I made six dollars an hour.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
That ain't nothing.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
I just got to raise after six years, I know
I'm qualified. And after saying this, I don't care if
I ever get another job in radio period.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
It does not matter to me.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
But I never will not be set in the mood
at the alex.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
No.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
I refuse to walk around with here's that to speak
to you. Hey, I neda how you doing, But.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Then as soon as you walk by, dead bitch.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Not do it to myself anymore.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
So if you're confused about what I'm saying, listen very carefully.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
I quit this, bitch. I'm a big station.

Speaker 8 (34:13):
Be Alxy.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
That sure got a tasty kick, do it. We'll be
right back this.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Way out, all right.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
So we're looking for you to call in eight seven,
seven forty four.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
Woodie, because we're gonna try a brand new game this morning,
win menaces, door dash order, and so again this is
the first time we're doing it. So we're trying to
field out and see what's gonna work best, because we
just know we have a big, long history of orders.
We have no shortage, no menace, menace. Will door dash

(34:52):
anything anywhere in a box with a fix, It could
be across the streets. I got some door dashed to
restaurant because they're out of coke. Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So he's it's there's.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Always a story. Yeah, good reason this laziness and there's
no bounds.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
So Sea Bass restaurant, Sea Bass. How do you want
to work this?

Speaker 7 (35:14):
Well, I got a big stack of his door dash orders.
You can call in, choose a number, and I'll get you.
I'll pick up that door dash order for you, like
one through ten, for instance, and then I'll give you,
depending on the value that door dash order, a price range.
So I will describe the order, you say how much
you think the order is, and if you're within a
certain dollar amount, you win that door dash order.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Right, Okay, all right, so we ready to play? Yeah
eight seven seven forty four? What he lets me grab
a contestant here. Everybody say hi to Titanya.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
Hi, hey ya hi Tanya.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Hold on one second, all right, Tanya, hold Anya, what
have you done? What the hell happened? All right, you're
doing great, that's right. Apparently we are too hitting things
that they are not supposed to be hit. All right,
So the first door dash order, Tanya, we have our classic.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
This is the O G.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Menace order.

Speaker 7 (36:07):
This is one Starbucks Cafe latte Cafe Menace. You know,
this order tell us a little bit behind the order.
What happened here?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (36:16):
So this order is probably when I probably just woke
up from a nap and then I gotta record some
commercials at home.

Speaker 8 (36:25):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
And you know what, I need a little pick me up,
bring the excitement to the commercial. And Starbucks is nine
hundred feet away from my house. I'm already, you know,
I'm setting up my little home studio. And he's so
good at commercials. He's in the zone. Yeah, all the
way to the Starbucks.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
Yeah, all right, So Tanya, one Starbucks Cafe latte. This
is a by the way, non fat milk with steamed
hot signature espresso.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
What size? This is a grandde which is.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I think?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yeah, there's another one sixty. Yeah, okay, So.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
How much total cost all fees and tips and all
that garbage for Menace to have one Starbucks latte walked
across the street to him?

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Within five dollars? I'll say, it's like it's about ten
dollars just to get on coffee. I know that because
I tried it. It's about ten dollars. So you thinking,
is that is that? Is that your bid ten dollars?

Speaker 18 (37:24):
Does that have to be like a dollar sign and cent?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
You could if you wanted to within five bucks, let's
do twelve fifty twelve fifty all right?

Speaker 7 (37:35):
The actual Menace door dash price was eleven dollars and
five cents, so you are right. Well wow, imagine Greg,
I love ione never ever a coffee too.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
All right, so you you've won MENACE's door dash order.
You got a Starbucks drink headed your way.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Follow up question, don't you have an espresso?

Speaker 13 (37:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, I do?

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Okays, all right, to hang on one second, we will
get uh, we'll get all of your information.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Hang on one second, let's go to uh, how about Ryan?
What we're doing? Great?

Speaker 7 (38:12):
This is when menaces door dash order and what's the
next one sea mass It's a target order for menace.
You can tell us more about this menace.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
What does you order?

Speaker 7 (38:21):
A bag of shredded Mexican cheese, a Lego F one
race card toy set go together, some apple chicken smoked sausage.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
And a twenty ounce bottle of Heinz ketchup. Wait, this
is all this in one order. This is one or
target tell us about this?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Alight?

Speaker 6 (38:41):
So shredded Mexican cheese, F one, Lego set, chicken sausage,
chicken sausage ketchup up.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Well, that's because I was definitely high when I did that,
and I wanted to build a Lego set. Also, I
wanted to make scrambled eggs with sausage and cheese.

Speaker 10 (38:59):
That sounds good, and you already had the eggs, and
you did the responsible thing by not driving high.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Yeah, and the the catchup, of course, because I love
ketchup with my scribbled absolutely. I know a lot of
people love that. Only children do that. Yeah, yeah, my
baddest delicious on the side or scribble older the top
on the side.

Speaker 7 (39:19):
Okay, all right, so for all of that, Ryan with it,
I'll give you an eight dollars because obviously this is
going to be a bigger number. How much should all
of that cost Menace on his door again, all fees,
all the tip, all that garbage included. Yeah, how much
had Menace spend on all of that on that door
dash order from target?

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Can I ask Menace one question?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (39:39):
How many pieces were.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
That lego set?

Speaker 12 (39:42):
So it was the.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Yeah, it was this smaller set. It wasn't It was
the smallest set you can pretty much get for the
F one series. It was the Alpine team.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
That's correct.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Alpine, Yeah, Alpine, Alpine, alp. Maybe a trend that's an ocopus,
you know, puff. So I would say I'm.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Gonna go one hundred and twenty six bucks.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
One hundred and twenty six bucks. Twenty six bucks. We're
looking for range within eight dollars of that.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
Well, Menace is cheese, legos, sausage and ketchup only cost
him sixty two tens sixty two ten?

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Is that with the tip and delivering everything totally? Yeah? Yeah,
mar again everybody, geez, I thought it'd be way more
than that. Those lego sets are about thirty bucks.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
All right, Hey, Ryan, thanks for the call, man, appreciate
you listening the Woody Show. Let's say hi, to uh Anna, Anna, Yes, yeah,
now we can got you.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Now, we got you?

Speaker 6 (40:38):
All right, So Anna, you're gonna try to win MENACE's
door dash order. What's the what's the next one? Here?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
This is a seven eleven order that Menace scot for.
Let's see here one one pint of Ben and Jerry's
half baked ice cream. Well, we all know what's going
on there, all right?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Order?

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Does it say like what time it was ordered? I
wish I didn't you am? Yeah, five oh seven pm.
I definitely probably finished a meal and then I wanted
some you know a little after party.

Speaker 7 (41:12):
Yeah, the ice cream is so far away for sure,
for sure. So yeah, one pint of Ben and Jerry.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
One pint of Ben and Jerry or door dash within
let's say five dollars something within within five dollars? Anna,
what's up? What's your bid?

Speaker 19 (41:29):
I would say ten dollars.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
Menace for his one pint of ice cream paid sixteen
dollars in four cents?

Speaker 5 (41:40):
What wait?

Speaker 4 (41:44):
How much was it?

Speaker 12 (41:46):
Just?

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Okay? So the the original price eight twenty nine, eight
twenty nine for that he was in a say eight bucks.
He was a two dollars delivery fee, four dollar bus
service feedre.

Speaker 7 (41:55):
Oh service thirteen bucks estimated tax of two cents he tipped.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Oh, guess howmuch he tipped on that? I guess dollar
fifty That was your tip. No, I think a dollar.
It was more, but I think it was dasher tip.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Buddy.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
No, no, no, I think it was more because I
did the I paid more for the rush the rush order.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
That's a different that'd be a different line. That might
be the four dollars thing. But it says dasher tip.
That's what you that's what you tipped me.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
I'm assuming the reason I paid No, no, no, I
this is maybe I don't know how it works, but
I'm paying paying more to get it faster, so I'm
paying them more. That doesn't go to the to the
to go to the common misconception slash. Do you tell
me the dasher doesn't get a little extra money for

(42:47):
doing of the the one the direct to you say,
I don't think you, guys.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
I'm sure that's why it says dasher tip, and it
says whatever, that's what the dasher gets.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
I understand. But when you pay for the faster service,
you're telling me they don't get any money.

Speaker 7 (43:00):
Now, then we'll get a billion tax in about three seconds,
ye'll find that.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
My guess and I don't know if I don't know
how it worked, my guess is no. My guess is
that that does not.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
The way that works.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Just door dash more than yeah. All right, well and
I'm sorry about that, but you did not win manages.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Door not win sixteen dollars Ben and Jerry's plies of
ice cream. Good God. Next, I wanted to one more?

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Oh boy, pick a line one through ten, Greg Gory,
Let's go seven, line number seven. That would be Maddie.
And what is the next order?

Speaker 8 (43:37):
Manis?

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Is true love? Taco bell?

Speaker 8 (43:40):
He got?

Speaker 7 (43:41):
He got two cheese casadillas, one Taco Brito Cravings pack
which is crunchy taco beef ever bully at Brito, and
a bunch of other stuff Mexican pizza, three three cheese
chicken flat bread melts, and one meal for four which
is a case of chips and not chose cheese, sauce,
crunch Rep Supreme and a soft taco.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Wait, so, how many items he got? One, two, three, four, five,
five entries but two? So like yeah, about about ten?
How many people do you remember? What time was? This
has been?

Speaker 12 (44:15):
This has been?

Speaker 4 (44:15):
This is a Tuesday at ten oh four am. Oh,
then the means for the show what.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
I don't remember us ever having taco bell in here
in the last in the morning Tuesday. Seven years we've
had breakfast. I think that's the last time we got
taco bells when they rolled out breakfast years ago.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Oh, and then that must have been when I was
in a cabin and when I was with with like
U D A T and like Bratton stuff.

Speaker 15 (44:46):
A large group of people.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Yeah, a large group of large people. So for all
that stuff, what's the what's the rain show? Ten dollars
on this dollars? So all that stuff man within ten dollars.

Speaker 11 (44:56):
No, I love socle bell so I'm like so happy
this is mine.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
I need to get it. Yes, just to clarify, So
he had two meals and three separate small items, right, right,
but two of those cases yous and three of those
chicken flat bread melts plus.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
Two meals because the one was even called the meal
for four whatever, Right, that's one one meal, one thing,
one item on there was meal for four. And then
he had another one which had multiple things in it, right,
the cravings pack, the cravings pack.

Speaker 7 (45:23):
So again all inclusive and all those loser as tip
and everything else.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
How much? Oh gosh, okay, I'm going to go.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Sixty three, sixty three dollars within ten bucks, sixty three dollars.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
It might be a little high, it might be a
little low. Really, one hundred and what you spend Now
this one he did tip nine dollars and fifty cents.
I think he just goes with the auto tip, is
what I said.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
Yeah, whatever is on there?

Speaker 6 (45:54):
Well yeah, all right, well Maddie, sorry I didn't win
Menaces door dash order, but thank you for calling, and
thank you for playing, thank you for listening. My god,
I'll yeah, Well, at least they got a decent tip
out of that one. I mean, because they had to
wear their weight belt to deliver it.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Dolly, Yeah, I do use the auto tip thing.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
All right.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
Well, that's that's a when MENACE's door Dash under we
did have we did have one winner.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
That's good, we did have one winner. I'm really this
taco belt thing because the date of it was a
date that we were on the air. Because I know
I spent a lot of money. I have, but I
was really drunk. I don't know what. Oh my god,
show right back the Woody Show and let's get underway

(46:41):
with another new hour, shall we show? Let's do it
please as punch. If you are here, that's Greig Goring.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
Your phones are open at eight seven seven forty four.
You can't send it's a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Looking forward to Greg's conversation that he
had with his dad. He recorded it because it was
supposed to be where Greg was making confessions. We had
originally brainstormed it out that way where I veered off
course Greg. Greg was going to be spending time with

(47:14):
his parents while we were on break, and we said, hey,
you should do something where you confess to think every
kid did some things as a kid that your parents
to this day probably don't even know about. And so
you know, we were going to have Greg confess those
things to his dad just to get his reaction. What
it turned into, I guess and I haven't heard the
audio yet. We're gonna all hear it together for the
first time. Is where Greg basically wanted to know from

(47:36):
his dad how he has disappointed him, along with a
few others. Now, you guys are both drinking wine at
the time, or yeah, A sober conversation idea.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
It was one of those things where I had a
hard time listening back to it, so I didn't until
late yesterday. And I sound drunk. My dad sounds normal.
I sound like I'm on mega drugs. He's sound normal.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Boy. Here we go, I'm sweating, all right.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
So we we sent Greg off with a mission, and
he's going to be spending time with his parents. And
as kids, we've all done things that to this day
as adults, our parents probably don't know about absolutely snuck
off somewhere.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
They don't know my pyromania face all.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
So that was kind of the idea here, is to
do a confessional where, you know, Greg would tell his
mom and dad about something that he does a kid
that he doesn't think that they know about, and just
to get the reaction.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Now, I mean, you know he's in his fifties. Yeah,
a little bit on the old time, right, so.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
I mean the statute of limitations has expired. He would
think you would think, all right, but it kind of
turned into something else because it's Greg.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
And it was awkward. My mom was sitting there and
just listening in.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Retrospect.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
I sound like I'm on trank. I don't know what's
wrong with me. And we guys are drinking, right, we were,
but nine not crazy amounts. And I just sound like
a tranked out fool.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
That's how you.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Usually sound when you're drinking.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
I guess you just don't know it because you were nervous.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
So he didn't confess anything, but what he had ended
up doing, apparently was having a conversation with his dad
and asking his dad about the ways that he was
disappointed in him.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Which which did lead to a pleasant surprise for me. Yeah,
but I wanted to start by setting the record straight
about his voice, because you say, folks like, no.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
That's your Yeah, just head out to the multi color
garage and retrieved the classic Mustang we.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Gave you was your first card.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Put the keys on the please have the helpiled it,
Please have the help pool the vehicle round.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Start with his voice, And this is me on trank
by the way.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
I said, this is Greg tranked out, and and Greg's dad.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
All right, it's Greg Gory and I'm here sitting with
my dad. And you had to introduce yourself. You're not
gonna just in case it airs anywhere else other than
this show. I love Greg going tones. I never say high.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
I never do that.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
You like how you guys just invent that.

Speaker 8 (50:35):
I say this.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Narrative.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
Yeah, just in case we end up sending us to
other radio stations and media outlets A correctly, I.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Want to pick it up.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
You know, all right, it's Greg Gory and I'm here
sitting with my dad, and I wanted to start by saying, Dad,
do you know that everybody thinks you say hello, I
am mister Gory, and they think you have this thick
James Bond Villain accent? Can you clear the air for us?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
That is totally incorrect.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
I do not speak like such.

Speaker 9 (51:14):
Life.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Perhaps I have a New.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
York City accent, and I am very embarrassed about that. Well,
I I can talk in a normal voice also.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
But yeah, because Greg's dad is from New York, it's
got like a New York accent.

Speaker 11 (51:29):
No, I need him to be hy dracula.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I mean I do talk like this. Yeah, forget, he's
got a little bity though he has a New York accent.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Does I don't hear it? It's very it's very faint
hear it.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
You can kind of hear it towards towards the end accent,
even like an accent, like just just that right there.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Perhaps I have a New York City accent there, and
I am very embarrassed about that.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Well, I can talk in a normal voice.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
I could talk talk, I could talk. He's in there, yeah, normal,
I heard it, Yeah, kind of heard it.

Speaker 11 (52:03):
Normal.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
And then I wanted to know from him if he remembered,
because I think my memory might be better than his,
which is shocking, that's scary. There's this one time I
really embarrassed him in front of one of their female friends.
Are there any examples of when you were the most
disappointed in me? This is greg Gory, by the way.

Speaker 18 (52:20):
Yeah, I was very surprised to hear a lot of
the pranks that Gregory did when he was a youngster
with his best friend. But I didn't know about that
until much much later after the fact. What did we
do lying across the street of Idlebury Road, pretending that
they were bodies to stop cars?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
That's insane, crazy.

Speaker 15 (52:49):
I could have gotten killed so easily.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
When we saw a car coming, we would run out
into the middle of the street, lie down backwards and
just to see if.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
They were stop.

Speaker 11 (52:57):
Oh my god, if they didn't, and.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
If they didn't, I wouldn't be sitting here nice. So stupid,
so stupid idiot. And then I just veered down memory
lane asked him about if he remembers calling me when
I was at work. I think that's the clip.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Do you remember one.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Time I was doing an overnight and you, uh and
mom were hanging out with a friend and I was
doing the overnight two to six am and you guys
called me, and I believe you had been drinking. And
do you remember the name of the band that you requested? No,
I don't remember right now except that has the wrong name.
Well you put it?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
What do you mean probably drinking? We were drinking?

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Okay, good, good point. You didn't request Pearl Jam. You
requested the Pearl Jam. The proes we would like to
request the Pearl Jam. What do you mean we were
probably trying? Yeah, Well, now you know where it comes from.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Yeah, it comes right, honestly.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Those genetics man there, Yeah they're crazy.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Yeah, you can't unlock it. Huh. And speaking of driving
the story, I've told you guys many times. He didn't remember.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Wow, is this the one where they're drinking?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Now?

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Do you remember a time I was thirteen years old?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Another drinking situation where you and mom had some friends
visiting from out of state and we all went to
a party and you gave me the keys and said
you have to drive home.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Do you remember that night?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Not at all?

Speaker 4 (54:24):
What age should you learn to drive? My god, your mom?
What should you learn to try?

Speaker 1 (54:32):
What?

Speaker 11 (54:33):
She sounds like, come on, this is mom.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Yeah, I think your dad was probably checking the statute's limitations.
Maybe yeah right, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Remember that one out?

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Yeah yeah, and you gave me the keys and said
you have to drive home?

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Do you remember that night?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Not at all?

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Should you learn to drive?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Thirteen? Experience exactly?

Speaker 4 (55:01):
She's like, boy, we were, we were slum.

Speaker 8 (55:09):
Drinking.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
I was so loaded up on Spanish fly Dad give me.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
It was probably like one of those jug wines.

Speaker 11 (55:17):
Table line.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
Greg is spending time with his parents and they're, you know,
having some wine and having a little conversation here mostly
with with Greg's dad.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
And your little little parents by Greg's mom there.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Yeah, right, a little appearance, and then I don't remember
doing this. I basically commenteered my dad's car and changed
it completely. This is clip four any other examples of
when I was an utter disappointment and shame to I
recall one.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
He wasted no time, by the way, if you noticed
like it disappointed me. Actually yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I recall one. It's a funny incident.

Speaker 18 (55:55):
I had gone overseas on a work assignment, and I
had lent you my daughters to a eighty z okay,
and I get a phone call from you. You know,
I'm about eight thousand miles away, and you said, hey, Dad,
if you were to paint your car, what color would
you pick? Right?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
I said black, and you said, oh, that's what I
just did.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Okay, So I asked you for permission after the fact,
the fact.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
That's always easier to ask for forgiveness.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
What kind of paint did you use? How I never
heard this story twenty plus years of working.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Together, I had completely forgotten this. So he was on
this work trip that lasted for several months living. I
think it was Sadi Arabia. Okay, you're justy and.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
Yeah, he's in Saudi Arabia for months of the time,
god knows where in Eastern.

Speaker 11 (56:45):
Europe, so much change his accent.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Yeah, So he had this gold dots in z that
I thought, oh, it's lame, it's gold. I want it
to be black because I'm driving it for a while.
So I took it to this paint company. I don't
know if it exists anymore. It was called called Earl Shot,
of course, and it was like any car for ninety
nine dollars. So I took it in and I got
this crappy ninety nine dollars paint shop, and I was like, yeah,

(57:09):
this is badass. And then I called my dad overseas
and said what he just said.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Maybe I should have asked him first what color he'd
want it.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
If you I was going to get it painted, what
would you like it to be?

Speaker 6 (57:19):
Black?

Speaker 13 (57:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Probably seven sixteen seventeen killed you. Yeah, I used my
pizza parlor money to paint my dad's car. I forgot
it paints the pea wagon.

Speaker 8 (57:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
Greg's conversation going down Memory Lane and is newly painted
dotson Z with his dad.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
And then I brought up you guys. Okay, not many
months ago you were in the same room hung out
with spoke to Woody Menace, Sammy, Woody's wife, Jen, Tim Martinez,
Kevin Lagrett.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Tell me your first impressions. Tell me your thoughts about
the group.

Speaker 18 (57:57):
Actually, I was pleasantly so prized what a nice group
of people they are. They came at a moment which
was a difficult time for me. I could see that
the support that they gave to Greg. I really appreciated that.
Now I realized what a what a good congenial working

(58:19):
group you have, And they really did show a lot
of compassion at my difficult time. And I appreciate their.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Coming totally out of character for them, right, I'm so understand.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
Yes, wow wd, somebody say something nice, Greg, jeez, the
first and only time you met them?

Speaker 8 (58:42):
Yeah, a character?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Oh dare me?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
And then they turned into the infamous no sit couch. Yeah,
how he witnessed that because I wouldn't allow my parents
to sit on the count? Now do your parents have
things like that?

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Where did? I wonder where that came from?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
They wonder the same thing.

Speaker 6 (59:00):
People you know, usually kind of pick up on their parents'
lifestyle choices as far as you know, you know, different
things like because maybe your parents had those soaps or
those towels and you couldn't use fancy.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
Yeah that was just for the nothing like that. I
think Grake picked up from MTV cribs, always.

Speaker 11 (59:18):
No sit room, no couches in plastic at.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Your normal Mario and I replaced the infamous couch that
nobody was allowed to sit on. You witnessed us not
allow you to sit on the couch. We went out
and bought a new couch. So what did we do
to celebrate getting a new couch? We let you sit
on the old couch. How insanely ridiculous do you think

(59:45):
Mario and I are for that entire era of our
no couch life? Be honest, I think this was the.

Speaker 18 (59:52):
Most idiotic episode that I've ever witnessed, for real, for real,
When you looked at the couch, I thought, what the
heck is going through your minds?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
What was it like experiencing the no couch?

Speaker 18 (01:00:06):
I was so glad that I was able to mess
it up a little bit as a partying gesture before
you saran wrapped it and got rid of it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
So you think we're insane?

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Yes, yes, no doubt about it. So embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
And then I asked him, well, I brought up the
fact that you guys say I hate cops, and he
kind of confirmed it. Oh, all right, another thing that
everybody says about me? Is that quote, Greg hates cops.
Do you have anything to add to that or do
you have any proof of that?

Speaker 18 (01:00:40):
As a matter of fact, I have proof. And it
also was one of my embarrassing moments. We were driving
and I was pulled over by the police and I
didn't know why. And it turns out that you were
in a back seat flipping off the policeman and you
had just learned flipping I'm not even sure if you

(01:01:01):
knew what flipping off was at that time, but you
knew it wasn't a good sign, right, And so anyway,
I had to do some sort of an explanation and
apologize for you, and fortunately we got off, or I
got off with a with just a warning from the policeman.
But it was very embarrassing. But I guess that was

(01:01:24):
sort of a prophecy. So you're attitude towards the police.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Maybe, yeah, okay, so maybe they are onto something when
they say I hate cops.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
All right, that's right, that's right, that's right. I got
to pop some more trains.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Anyway, I'll be here doing heroin if you need me. God, idiot, It's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Let's end then the misery for me with this final
clip where I made one minute confession.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
All right, little confession, Greg talking to his parents.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Well, thanks for talking with us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
I guess on that note, I should let you know
that back in the days when I was married and
house sitting for you, everybody wanted me to let you
know that I had sex in your bed.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Jesus, where else would you do it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
I don't know, maybe my bed. Where else would you
do it? And you came in on that. Yeah, we
didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
You wanted me to tell it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
That was your paull chill about it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Where else would you do it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Find b speaking of couches, couch, that whole thing. Huh yeah, exactly,
all right. I was told to tell you that was spicy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
And dad, they made me tell you that's it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
Well, Greg, I really enjoyed the conversation. I always enjoy
your parents. Your parents are super sweet people. They love
you guys, and they definitely nailed their impression of us.
Were very cool, great, very very compassionately and very red
to get quick break. We got some more Winny show
coming up for you next time. What do you know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
The show?

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Fuck, it's like just these fat people standing there. Who
are you fart knockers.

Speaker 9 (01:03:08):
This is the woody show.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
I still got a woody sea mess. What did you
do for the week of Well, I went to get
oral surgery.

Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
And we're all, yeah, just uh.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Well because of TMJ nighttime clenching from all the Yeah, yeah,
because you clench when you do that catches that. Yeah,
that's a trans swinging to miss on that joke.

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
But the point is that when you do that, it
can lead to gum recession, especially right on your jawline,
which is what I had. And there's a couple of
different ways to fix that. Number one is they go
to the roof of your mouth, slice off a piece
of that, and then you tape it on to where
your gums are. The other thing, which is what I did,
is they take two little meat hooks, grab on your gums,

(01:04:05):
yank them up, and then bio glue them back onto
your teeth where they belong.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
And that's what I got.

Speaker 11 (01:04:10):
Okay, were you out cold for things?

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
No, I'm a bad ass. Number one.

Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
But number two it's just it's you know, they just
suits you up full of an overcaane or whatever light
a cane and whatever that is. And so you do
already is In fact, you may have noticed I'm still
a little bit puffy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
So that's that. To be honest, I did those you
were a little bit more puffy. I'm like, damn, ready
to go hard on vacation, hit some buffets. I'm in
my colin jos Era.

Speaker 10 (01:04:37):
So I have the same thing, and this hasn't been
suggested to me. So I gotta get meat hooks and
pull my gums.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
Well, that's themed like the old the old way, which
is still a fine way. But the thing is when
they slice the roof of your mouth open, because that regenerates,
and it's also the thickness you need for your gums.
You can you can only do so much of that
at a time, which for like a one off is fine,
but for like two different spots, and they get it
done all at once, and I just said, let's just
do that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I think the receding guns is one that you would
have to pull the gums down, not.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
So you have top and bottom teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
True, Okay, I'm an idiot. I was like, wait, why
would they pull them down?

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Not as dumb as my sea bask giving mouth parties
joke though, there no that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
I think I'm stupider.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
So with a meso, no, I can't play.

Speaker 7 (01:05:27):
I can't play trombone and trumpet for like five more
wings and quite frankly, the mouth parties, I cannot. I
shouldn't be blowing, blowing or spitting. I shouldn't be doing
any of that. No skin fluid right right exactly. So yeah, sorry, boys,
I'm sorry fellas.

Speaker 19 (01:05:42):
For example, the first thing that we make now instead
of a poockole clock, see this is a poopole clock.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
And what we did see is we took them turns
and we crammed them in between the number there.

Speaker 13 (01:05:50):
So that's one thirty, two, thirty, three, thirty.

Speaker 7 (01:05:52):
The Woody show creating awkward moments between Uber drivers and
their customers is twenty fourteen.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Show Bring Me right Back. The show will be right back.

Speaker 12 (01:06:01):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
I had a screenshot of it in my head otherwise
known as a memory.

Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
This is based on how I think, just in general,
the weeks in the year have been going. That's no
more of an accelebrated pace like lightning plan. I thought
something was wrong with the first accent. We were gone
for a month, yea, like we were gone for one
hour in a one hole. Yeah, so lightning fast, but
it's the same every year. It's always a good time

(01:06:26):
because everybody's like on break, I mean all these different
radio shows, and you know it's from a radio standpoint,
it's a really good week as far as like disrupted
listening and everything else to go, Like Morgan, on a
scale one to ten, what would you give Labor Day?

Speaker 15 (01:06:39):
Okay, I'm giving Labor Day a nine.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Out of ten? Is that just because what you did? Okay?

Speaker 19 (01:06:44):
Yeah again with my ratings here, any holiday where we
get off work automatically bumping in its holiday, it's going
to be an eight or above if we get off work.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
But that's most holidays. But as holidays go Halloween or.

Speaker 11 (01:06:56):
Like, do you celebrate privately Labor Day?

Speaker 6 (01:06:58):
Ye know, of course not so every day you're giving
a what nine out of ten.

Speaker 15 (01:07:02):
Because you celebrate working by not working.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Yeah, it's a good point as a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
And you give it a one because it means back
to school? Oh yeah, that's the most And that's the.

Speaker 15 (01:07:12):
One where you're not supposed to wear white afterwards?

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
White shoes?

Speaker 11 (01:07:15):
Yeah, is that thing anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:07:19):
I think it's a thing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
I think dudes wearing white is always so tacky, really yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:07:23):
I think it's nice, like the Didy party.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Yeah, dudes wearing.

Speaker 6 (01:07:27):
You know, it just reminds me of that whole like
kind of douchey Miami. Yeah, kind of like that, like
that like Florida fancy, Florida fans, Florida fancy, or cousin
Eddie with the white shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Like the white leather shoes, tacky.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
I don't own white pants.

Speaker 11 (01:07:42):
Good, I could see you with them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Maybe I'll get some.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
What about Halloween?

Speaker 19 (01:07:47):
Okay, Halloween? Well that this is my out of ten.
This isn't the only holiday I give a straight up
ten out of ten. You can dress sluttie, you know,
no matter your age. You can dress like a burrito
or like a Stapler's something.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Weird sexy Stapley. But what's the quote, Sammy? You can
dress like it's from Mean Girls?

Speaker 13 (01:08:07):
Right?

Speaker 17 (01:08:08):
Oh yeah, I mean yeah, I don't know if there's
a quote. But they dress all slutty and then they're like,
what are you supposed to because it's just lingerie.

Speaker 15 (01:08:15):
She's like, I'm a mouse. Look at the ears, duh,
and everyone just in launderine.

Speaker 11 (01:08:20):
Whatever ears they have on is what they are.

Speaker 19 (01:08:22):
But one thing about Halloween, I commit too hard to costumes.
So there is one Halloween I regret because I was
Lil Wayne. But that's all I'll say. Out of ten?

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Did you get did you get crap for it?

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:08:36):
Pictures are gone?

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
People give you crap about it at the time.

Speaker 15 (01:08:40):
No, but they should have. But I was living in
I do love Wayne, how I do too?

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
All Right?

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
So Labor Day was a nine, Halloween is a ten.

Speaker 13 (01:08:48):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
The next one after that would be, uh, depending on
where you are, Columbus Day or Indigenous People's Day, because
that's ok tootin day.

Speaker 15 (01:08:56):
Yeah, so let me find it.

Speaker 19 (01:08:57):
Okay, I'm given Columbus Day or whatever we're going to
call it now a three out of ten because we
still have to work but the banks are closed.

Speaker 15 (01:09:06):
Tell me how that makes sense?

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Yeah, Like the parade is big in New York. Yeah,
you know, I think you know.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
So it might be like one of those where the
holiday is bigger in certain regions yea, yeah than it
is in other places, like Marti Gras obviously huge feeling
like falling off New Orleans or Saint Louis. Saint Louis
has a huge Marty Grass celebrate.

Speaker 19 (01:09:25):
Oh yeah, and it's like politicized now because if you
call it the wrong name then oh.

Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
Whatever, yeah, all right, so Halloween then that what would
be next up? That would be Thanksgiving Thanksgiving, but the
one after.

Speaker 11 (01:09:37):
Oh October Halloween Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
But there's nothing between that and Halloween and Thanksgiving. When
it's when's that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
If we're going through the calendar, I think we're up
to Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
We'll start Thanksgiving on a scale one to ten.

Speaker 15 (01:09:51):
Morgan giving it a hard six.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Older you get, the more you like.

Speaker 19 (01:09:56):
I want to say six seven, but I'm sticking with
six because you get to see your family.

Speaker 15 (01:10:00):
But the one thing I don't like about it, you
gain a lot of weight. I have an issue with
those holidays where it's just like egg and then sleep
and then fight with family.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Thanksgiving is one of my favorites. It's my number one
because it's ten eleven. It's a holiday without obligation. I
mean some people it is an obligation, meaning like you
have to go to.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
But you don't have to.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
That's the thing you don't have to, like, you don't
have to like, it's whatever you want, right so, like, uh,
there's no gifts. That's also big, no decorating no decorating,
no gifts. It's just that you hang out, you watch football, family,
you eat. Right now, there is maybe some obligation because
you come from a broken home, so you have to
go to your mom's place for some Thanksgiving and you

(01:10:45):
get to go to your dad's place for things that
one Thanksgiving kind of stuff. But you that's up to
you to kind of drive what I'm saying, like, it's
more like the cards, the gifts. There's not a whole
big thing abound the way there is Christmas not supposed
to right, or some of these other things there. You know,
birthdays are anniversaries or Valentine's and there's more obligations.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
We're going to get four days off.

Speaker 15 (01:11:04):
Yeah, yeah, well, okay, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
I wasn't considering the It does become more complicated, right
when after you get married you have to go to
whose house you're going to go to and things. The
best is once you have kids, because then you say, guys,
we have kids. Now you need to come to us, right. Yeah,
But I don't know.

Speaker 19 (01:11:20):
I always thought it was stressful for my mom for
people to come into town because then you're cooking, you're cleaning,
you've got to make sure you're hosting.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Do we want to say Black Friday is a holiday
because people treat it as a holiday?

Speaker 11 (01:11:31):
Is it anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
I think it fell off.

Speaker 19 (01:11:33):
I didn't even know I can rate it in the moment.
I give it like a tube because we're so over
the weak fun.

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
We don't do doorbusters anywhere, fight fights, and then and
the Christmas would be next, right.

Speaker 19 (01:11:47):
Okay, Christmas. I'm going to get some hate from this,
and I see you glaring at me already. I'm giving
Christmas a seven only because there is so much lead
up to it, Yes, for months and months and months,
and it only it's only going to get a ten
out of ten if you're from a rich family, because
I get that, Like you just wake up and you're like, oh,
it's Christmas, and then you open a few things and

(01:12:08):
then it's like, oh, it's over.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Yes, Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Christmas and weddings are very similar because like there is
a lot of work and lead up to something that
goes by.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Really it's done, it's done. Yeah, it goes by.

Speaker 17 (01:12:21):
I mean mine, I guess kind of last days. But
also you're only thinking of the presence for Christmas. I
guess it's the point there's also movies and cooking and
baking are like other things. You're making Christmas dinner together.
There's a lot of stuff going on on Christmas.

Speaker 19 (01:12:35):
There is family stuff. But you'd be lying if you'd
say it wasn't all about gifts. It's all about gifts, not.

Speaker 6 (01:12:41):
For me personally now, because I like it for me.
I've always liked the around Christmas stuff. So the season itself,
I mean, and not too early, like not until Santa's
fat ass goes down the prayed route on the the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day. Prey, do I allow the house to
be decorated. My wife would do it right after Halloween
if if she was quote allowed.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
And I know you like it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
You guys love making an issue about that, but it's
our it's our house. We have to agree.

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
I don't want Christmas stuff up right after Halloween, but
right after the Thanksgiving Day pray put it all up.
You can leave it up until you know, after New Year,
and then then then once New Year's Day is over,
and then all that stuff's got to go. But I like,
you know, I like hearing the music in places I
don't want to listen to it NonStop. I like watching
Nation Lampoon's Christmas vacation and a Christmas story, all those

(01:13:30):
different things. I think I enjoy that. I enjoy the
family get together stuff like that. That stuff's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Christmas would rule if it was mandatory, no gifts like Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Yeah, make it ten times, I agree. No point Christmas then.

Speaker 15 (01:13:45):
Expectation right and leading up to it for a kind
of a letdown.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
But does bring up a good point about the crafts,
you know, all the crimes I did so yeah, but
so many activities leading to Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
Okay, right after the New Year's like New Year's even
near Year's Day is kind of whatever I mean, But
like New Year's Eve, we'll keep it to New Yars Here's.

Speaker 19 (01:14:07):
And maybe this is because I'm in my thirties now,
you know, but I used to probably would have given
it an eight or nine.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
I'm going four.

Speaker 19 (01:14:16):
I'm with you, girl, it's just over hyped. It's just
a bunch of drunk people. And then also sorry sending
the hate comments, but the gym is packed with fatties at.

Speaker 15 (01:14:26):
This time, and it really piss me off.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
A wood show, it's a woody show.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
We can go down all the different little smaller ones,
but I'm just going to keep it to a couple
more of the bigger ones. So we're asking Morgan because
she loves to rate things on a scale of one
to ten, and so like, how about how about fourth
of July?

Speaker 15 (01:14:50):
Oh, fourth of July? Okay, I'm giving this a five
out of ten.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
Oh I know.

Speaker 15 (01:14:56):
Well, here's the thing. The deal live fireworks. Once you've
seen in them once, when you're like two years old,
you see them all unless you're.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
Setting them off yourself. Unless you're lighting them off yourself,
that's fun.

Speaker 19 (01:15:06):
And I haven't done that in a long time, so
that would be more fun. But I have a problem
with people that do the fireworks for like two weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Or an after. They're losers.

Speaker 10 (01:15:14):
But also maybe this is every holiday for some of you,
which is why you're not so excited. But I love
a good day, party day, drinking hot that's fourth July
so fun.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Yeah, go to a lake, you go to a park.

Speaker 15 (01:15:27):
Yeah, But I'm sticking with five.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaker 15 (01:15:29):
Saint Patrick's Day?

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
What did I have?

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:15:31):
Three out of ten?

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
I agree?

Speaker 19 (01:15:32):
It sucks because you don't get off of work right
first of all, and then it's not a real holiday
and it's all about drunk people and.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Not a real holiday. What are you talking about? St? Patrick?

Speaker 15 (01:15:42):
Yeah, I kind of lumped this one in with uh.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
I mean, if you actually.

Speaker 15 (01:15:49):
It's just excuse for white people to get fair messed up.

Speaker 13 (01:15:52):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Yeah, both holidays are fun if you actually celebrate them.
If you're like not celebrating them, I could see why
you're like, what's the point.

Speaker 15 (01:16:00):
But my main beef with that one is we still work,
so it's going to be a five.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
What about Easter Easter?

Speaker 15 (01:16:08):
Okay, here we go, guys, this is my one out
of ten. This is ladies. You'll get this.

Speaker 19 (01:16:14):
This holiday gives me the ick, like you see a
man and you get the ick. Yes, I'm just so
turned off by it.

Speaker 15 (01:16:20):
It's creepy. You got a big bunny, you know, coming
in your house up an eggs where.

Speaker 11 (01:16:25):
Okay, you're so right. I didn't grow up with the holiday.

Speaker 10 (01:16:27):
But as Sammy knows, because I've said it before, the
Easter colors give me, yes, I think it's awful.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
There are no and Greg will say all holiday decorations
are tacked.

Speaker 11 (01:16:38):
They are, but the worst of the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Grading on that scale, Greg, Easter is the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Of Halloween is the worst when it comes to decorating now.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
Because you can get some hate it, you get some
quote cooler ones. There are no cool Easter decorations.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
Yeah, you're right on Etsy.

Speaker 6 (01:16:55):
C Colors has Old Lady Plastic grass was on crosses.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
I mean there's just no cool black.

Speaker 6 (01:17:04):
Candy.

Speaker 15 (01:17:05):
And it's always fun. It's fun as a kid hunting
around obviously for the eggs.

Speaker 17 (01:17:08):
And then also when you're an adult watching kids, when
you're staring right at one of the.

Speaker 15 (01:17:14):
Stupid I could find better things to do with it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:18):
Gave Labor Day a nine. Yeah, what about Memorial Day
because that kind of bookends the summer, right.

Speaker 19 (01:17:22):
Memorial Day, Yeah, I'm giving it eight eighties because it's
a holidays, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
A party weekend, the party weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
Also it's a more optimistic one between Memorial Day and
Labor Day. And now I know Memorial Day is you
don't say Happy Memorial Day because it's you're memorializing people.
You know you're going to pain, right, right, But for
most people that's, you know, that's what they associate with it,
even though that's not the real true meaning. Same with
like Easter and Christmas. I mean it's not about presents,

(01:17:47):
and it's not about bunnies and chocolate.

Speaker 19 (01:17:49):
So you know, yeah, also does everyone like me? I
have a picture from when I was a kid with
the Easter bunny and it's like the creepiest look.

Speaker 10 (01:17:56):
Those are many favorite pictures people person online. Yeah, the
kids are whole hor terrified.

Speaker 11 (01:18:01):
The bunnies are menacing.

Speaker 12 (01:18:02):
Why do we do that?

Speaker 11 (01:18:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
And then well, you know what, I'm not gonna ump
them a guy, I was gonna lump them together. I'm
not lumping them together. Morgan. On a scale of one
to ten, Mother's Day.

Speaker 19 (01:18:12):
Okay, Mother's Day, I'm giving it a nine. But that's
because I have a soft spot in my heart for
my little mom. You know, it's just the one day
where you can sind flowers or do something so small
that means so much to her.

Speaker 15 (01:18:24):
The only problem I have with it is social media.

Speaker 19 (01:18:27):
You go on social media on Mother's Day and all
you see is people with their moms and the most
generic caption of all.

Speaker 15 (01:18:32):
Time, I'm the mom. Sorry not sorry, Yeah, like, okay,
to get it.

Speaker 19 (01:18:37):
Father's Day, Okay, Father's Day ten out of ten because
I love to see father's pictures.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Oh, super.

Speaker 15 (01:18:44):
So every year.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
Really, I thought for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:18:47):
The reason I didn't get put them together is because
I thought for sure because people always hold Mother's Day
up here and then Father's Day, it's almost an afterthought.

Speaker 19 (01:18:56):
Well only the social media aspect is what makes Father's
Day better for me?

Speaker 15 (01:19:00):
Hell yeah, I'm like, oh that's what you're.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Where you get it from.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
There's Morgan rating things that she always does on a
scale of one to ten.

Speaker 15 (01:19:08):
I can't help it, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
Yeah, So Morgan, h we are looking for other things
that we can have you rate on a scale of
one to ten.

Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
If anybody listening has an idea, So, what would would
be something you, as a Woodies Show listener would like
to hear. Morgan's one to scale are one to ten
scale rating on You can hit.

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Us up on the text anything goes like anything.

Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
We just did holidays because we're coming off the holiday
and I'll be honest and she will always be honest.
And if you have an idea for us, you can
hit us up on the text over to two two
nine eighty seven. We'll take a quick break. We got
some more Woodies show next hang on.

Speaker 17 (01:19:42):
And then I went to the last room and I
came back and the planet totally changed, totally different experience.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
I know we're with a Woody show right now. The
universe has a way of leading you to where you're
supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
I'm just supposed to be there.

Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
The Woody showed The Woody Show The Phones open eight
seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
Woodie sent us a text over to two to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
Driver says they were speeding because why a driver in
Canada pulled over for going way over the speed limit
and a super sweet gray Mini van. Hell yeah, yeah.
When the cops asked him why he was speeding, he
said his wife was about to have a baby. Yes,
wife was about to have a.

Speaker 10 (01:20:33):
Baby, diarrhea or he had a leg cramp and he
couldn't take his foot off.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
Again, there's a carbon monoxide leak in my car.

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
I think even if he really did have diarrhea, the
cops aren't buying that excuse now because I think everybody's
tried to.

Speaker 8 (01:20:43):
Use that one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Yeah, I got popular.

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
There have been times. There have been times, and there
was one not all that long ago, where man I
had to I had to poop so bad. Yeah, I
was like, okay, I can make it. Home, and then
I'm like, oh, I don't know if I'm making home.
I'm essentially standing in my are totally like were my.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
My feet are.

Speaker 6 (01:21:03):
Pressed against the floor like behind the gas pedals, and
I'm kind of I'm kind of setting straight, so I'm
trying to clench my ass y. Yeah, I'm like, oh
my god, where you feel like you're you're just gonna spill, right,
And so yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
I'm basically driving stiff as a board as I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Clenching my cheeks. And how much longer in the drive
did you have?

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
Maybe five minutes?

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
But I did think because like that last five minutes
is all through residential neighborhoods says, And there are always
cops hanging out, Like my wife has gotten a couple
of tickets because it didn't come to a complete stop
at the stop sign, which nobody does at this one
particular stop sign. But they're always hanging out in these
certain areas. So I'm like, dude, this is gonna be
the day that they're there. So I'm like, you know what,

(01:21:45):
I'll tell them, like you can follow me back to
my house. You can sit there and watch me prove,
because I'm thinking they're never going to buy it, but
I'm like, I legitimately feel like my ass is gonna
fall out.

Speaker 15 (01:21:54):
Well at that, right, you just got to poop there
to prove it to them.

Speaker 6 (01:21:58):
Yeah, here, I'll bring out the evidence. Look, look it's fresh,
it's still warm. Ticket Yeah, please, no ticket?

Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
No, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:22:04):
So this guy, he was in a super sweet gray
minivan haul and asked when he was pulled over, asked
why he was speeding, he said he was speeding because
any other guesses like cramp like cramp, we heard that
one on to ad party. Because he was running out
of gas. That's why that's not a good reason, because
that would that would burn gas. Which now here's the thing.

(01:22:28):
He was running out of gas. In fact, the gas
ran out during the traffic stop. The cops find him
for speeding, but he earned a bunch of other finds
on top of that because when the cops looked in
the van, almost none of the nine people and there
were wearing seatbelts, including a three.

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Year old nine that was going on in this minivan
was in.

Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
There in a car seat, but no, was not belted
into the car seat, was just kind of sitting loose
in the car seat.

Speaker 11 (01:22:54):
With eight other people that could have trapped it in.

Speaker 6 (01:22:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh my god. That's always the thing
I've wondered, because you know, I've never knock on wood,
but like I'm always paying attention. Hey, how much gas
do I have?

Speaker 18 (01:23:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
Exactly, And there are people who love to push it.
They love to push that, like how much more can
I get out of it now?

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
To go to the gas station?

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
If you're if you're dirt poor and you're really trying
to stretch it as long as you can because you
just don't have any money or whatever, Like I can't
even understand. I'll understand that. But there are people who
it's almost like a game. It's like a game of chicken.
Otherwise it doesn't make any sense to me. You see
people on the side of the highway or whatever they're
so how do we get they're waiting for roadside to

(01:23:36):
bring them some gas. And it does seem to be
more women than dudes.

Speaker 10 (01:23:42):
That doesn't sound right. Yes, I totally that are waiting
for someone to bring them gas.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
That's always a.

Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
Dude who ends up running out of gas and on
the side of the road. Is it more women or guys?

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
I'm willing to bet that women numbers on that. I'm
willing to bet a.

Speaker 7 (01:23:57):
Friend had chat GPT women or guy, and I guarantee it.
You could go down the list of like who if
you just pull people who has more like warning lights
in their dash?

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
You know, like that's different. You're not paying attention, You're
not paying attend. Do you have any stat over there?
It seems to be against our huh, against our inclinations?

Speaker 10 (01:24:17):
You really, men are statistically more likely than women to
run out of gas. That despite the common perception that
women are more like to wait for the low fuel
hold on fuel light to come.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
On before refuel it. I have an angle on this. Yes, okay, Now,
are they getting these numbers because somebody had to go
bring them gas? Because if it was a lady, potentially
their partner or somebody within their family will go bring
them gas calling a service. I'm taking they're the ones
who just ran out of gas because.

Speaker 11 (01:24:47):
Guys, I think are more like risky risk takers like
I can do it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
We can make it. Yeah time, I'm not going to stop.
Now stop for me exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:24:56):
I don't see women doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
I just don't believe that stat it is women. Yeah, dude,
I swear.

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
Yeah, dude, I swear, and you can ask my wife.
This is the God's honest truth. Every time, every single
time I get in my wife's car to go drive it,
it's almost lights on. Oh really yeah, where the message
comes up? Would you like just to help you find
the closest gas station? I go, how are you driving
around always out of gas?

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
I swear? I just filled it up.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
I'm like, what a we got?

Speaker 18 (01:25:22):
She is?

Speaker 6 (01:25:22):
She's driving around to all the kids stuff and picking
them up and dropping them off here she's doing that
whole like you know shuttle service thing.

Speaker 11 (01:25:27):
Well that's the other thing. She's making these short stops.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
So but how do you make it?

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
But how is it that it's just always when I
get in the car, that's when you're out against good question,
because she knows you'll do it like they people love
to push it man, and that this this goes to
another survey that does help us a little bit. It
says that fifty eight percent of women would call their
spouse first for a roadside of emergency, only thirty eight
percent of men would.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
Got to look on how this data was collected. Yeah,
it's just a serve, not just a survey. The methodology
is important, right, but it says it's a surfing yeah
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