FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 19th 2025 Podcast Mixdown 1_01

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature chism, listener, discretion is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. What's good, everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
What else?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Today is Friday? Yesterday?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
It is Friday, December nineteenth, twenty twenty five. We are
the Woody Show. Yeah, that's great gory. We got Menaced
n Sea Bass is here. We got Sammy, she's our
executive producer. We got Morgan, our associate producer. Von is
a video producer, and then we got Borton Menschi the
Woody Show production department. Dumbass Tyler is here. Thank you

(01:13):
for being here and giving us some of your valuable
time today.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Many ways to be a part of the Woodies Show.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
You can call in eight seven seven forty four Woodie,
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which is email at the woodieshow dot com coming up

(01:40):
for you on the show today around of will they
Know It? At Mena's original game, not to confuse anything
else like the duiq.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Which is also totally different.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
On the show today, some stuff on micro cheating. I'm
the same as regular cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
It's small. You know, some people wouldn't even call it cheating. Cool.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
We'll see what you think on that around, agree or disagree?
Some stuff to chop up there? What is show Friday? Oakie? Yeah,
and we'll start here because I just learned something you guys,
you did from a couple of women who are having
this conversation the other day. What's really big with women?
They're reading this like I forget who who? What the

(02:18):
author's name is. It's fairyes, porn, it's fairy.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's dudes, who are I mean not you know?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Hey, right, but like fairy in the Oh. No, these
are adults. These are the thirties forties year old women.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
This is how I know it. She goes, they're all
reading fairy worn.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
The women I know in their thirties are kind of obsessed.
It's not reading though, with this thing called The Summer
I Turn Pretty. It's on Amazon. It's a show on Amazon.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Dude. Yah.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
They live by it, like apparently the actors and everything.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
So apparently this very fairy porn whatever is is. Yeah,
it's so it's what the like the Harlequin, yes, whatever, romances.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
So anyway, I found out because there was, uh, this
chicken was explaining it, and then this other chick just
happened to be walking by and she goes, oh, are
you talking about blah blah blah blah. And she was,
I don't know, maybe thirty five, mid thirties, you know,
just normal looking chicken. She is like, Oh my god,
I've read blah blah blah blah. And they were talking,
Oh my god, it's hot and they're so into it.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
There are so many I just googled it and this
is what comes up.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
So Sarah J.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Moss.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
Yes, a list of fairy porn books. A Court of
Thorns and Roses.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Boy, I heard that House of.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Earth and Blood, Iron Flame, House of Sky and Breath,
the Songbird and the Heart of Stone. I couldn't do this,
The Serpent and the Wings of Night. This is basically
sounding like mad libs just put any.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Yeah, House of Flame and Shadow, the Cruel Prince.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
So does that fall into the category of romanticy? It must,
because I'm hearing that.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Term the fallen and the Kiss of Dusk. The ever
king playing the vampire.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
Concress is just what Twilight was. Basically. I never saw
that movie Fairies, right, just a different, different spin on Wow.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
All right, so according to divorce going back to the
cheating stats, according to divorce lawyers, these are the men
who are least likely to cheat. So if you're in
a relationship with one of these types of guys, you're safe.
Three professions who are not usually unfaithful accountants cool at
number three, pretty safe from the accountant, number two, pharmacists

(04:38):
oh right, no cheating, and pharmacy. And the number one
profession of those least likely to have an affair farmers.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Who are they meeting.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Farmers only? Get?

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Was it farmers only? Yeah? Yeah, they just don't. If
you're a farmer, you're not going out and about right
by yourself, working long hours smell.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
The three biggest red flags obviously, the person becomes secretive,
drastically improves the way they look, their outlook on life,
They've been getting in shape, new routines, be suspicious there,
and then guild with transference. So when the spouse starts
to accuse you about your behavior because they're worried about
their own What.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Is that kind of like the Dart Deny attack.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, so same kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
In the in Nashville, this guy he hired a mariachi
band to musically escort his cheating X out of their apartment.
I think it's kind of fun. We're talking about the
guy who quit with the marching band.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
This is funny.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
He sat back with a glass of champagne as his
ex was moving her stuff out. Yeah, the mariachi guy
man legit, dressed in the full traditional guard, have the sombrero,
the ornate jacket, the matching pants, just walking around.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
And following her through the apartment.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Down down the driveway, just strumming and singing NonStop. Here
I got a little clip of the then.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Get out.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
But so funny, so good, and I want to make
a really embarrassing confession. And it's nuclear gay. Those Mariachi pants,
I think are so hot.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Oh hell yeah, consistent.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
They have those silver I don't know what you call them,
like class or ribbits or whatever, going all the way
up the side.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I don't know, They're just nice.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I know what I'm.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Wanting to work tomorrow on the show.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something
like oh yeah, wow.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
It looks so much bigger, or something much darker. The
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Speaker 9 (08:17):
The Great.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Frodioki went over really big last time. I do have
the hat with all the different songs. I asked everybody
in the room for some requests and we'll accept the
requests from from the audience. I think there's a good
song for Froddijoki that you'd like to hear.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
That hat has really come in handy.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
This is the top hat that I used for I
had to go that Magic Castle dinner is all formal
and I wear that stupid goofy looking tucks.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
The joke was on you because everybody liked it.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, well you know what I got, killer hat. I
did get.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Uh, I did get some satisfaction of it because I
did get some dirty looks at the Magic Castle from
the people who take magic too.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Seriously good?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Okay, clear, I was mocking their dress code and I
was like, what does this guy do? That's that was silly?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
All right, So I have the different songs on a
piece of paper here. Uh, Gina, would you like to
draw a Now, whatever song comes out of here, we'll
figure out who's going to do lead on it.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, Friday Friday?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Okay, all right, there's two of them, just one And
what's what song is it? Oh?

Speaker 5 (09:25):
It is run DMC.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
It's tricky.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Okay, that sounds like a request. That's for what? Yeah?
That was my request? Yeah, I believe it or not. Yeah,
it's tricky, is a good one.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
All right?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
So I have I have lyrics. If everybody.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Along now, of course, if you know the song at Home,
feel free to uh to sing along, classic from run
DMC's album Raising Hell. It's tricky and uh would somebody
else like to take lead on it? I mean, I'd
be happy to do it. But you are made for this.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
I think we're made to back you up on this.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah, okay, all right, here we go. This is my recital.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I think it's very vital to rock a rhyme that's
right on time, trick.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Up, train to rock a round to rock and ride,
that's right on time.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's tricky, get tricky Trick's train to rock a rock
to rock a rhyme that's right on time.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's tricky to tricky tricky.

Speaker 10 (10:22):
I met this little curly her hair was kind of curly,
went to our house and busted.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I had to leave her early.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
These girls are really sleazy. All think you say it,
please me or spend some time in rock a ryder.
I said, he's not that easy and striking to rock
a run to rock a rod, that's right on time.

Speaker 10 (10:41):
It's trickady man's tricky trick and tricky train to rock
a run go round, that's right on time.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
It's tricky, that's right.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Right, tricky, tricky, tricky good.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
You want just people talking, try to make us rhyme.
They really hot, but we just walk because.

Speaker 9 (10:58):
We have no time.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
It in the city.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
It's a pity because we just can't tipting. Windows don't
mean nothing. They know who's inside.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
It's te rock a run to rock and rhyme.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
That's right on tim It's trick.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I'm the tricky tricky Trick's tree rock.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Rod to rock a rhyme.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's right on time.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
It's trick.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Strigging, tricky, sprigging tricky. I think we're doing pretty good
job so far. What do you think?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Request for prodi okay please you can send it over
on the text gez to.

Speaker 10 (11:35):
Nine eight seven Where I wake up, people take up
musty all of my time.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
I'm not singing funny bring in cause I make up
a run.

Speaker 10 (11:45):
I'm not bragging people nagging because they think I'm a
tall always daring while I'm where I think they're.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Going through Rob and Darryl every gig week way then
he did dismissed that. Now she's jucking Jay. I like girls,
you crying because I'm montez feet. They even bother mynel
father because he's down with me and straight to rock
a ra racka right, that's right on Thomas, trick prod

(12:13):
your hand trick track hands.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Track to rock a ra to rock a rod.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
That's right on, Thomas trickey.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Trick gets to trick trick, don't you drop but to
a sou on your own.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
They off the coat and lass and don't but we
just leave it alone. It's like that shot job, but
we don't quit. You keep all rock sock.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
This is it.

Speaker 9 (12:39):
They tell yeah, you're out, and they starting figure into
your car and then he can wires.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Crack the woody shows he's ours.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Some drama woman of Wisconsin. She was outdoor dashing when
her phone got shut off for an unpaid bill. She
was at the destination with the food, but with the
phone off, the app wouldn't load me that she couldn't
complete the delivery, so she went back home with the order.
That's where she screwed up. All right, so your phone
gets shut off, you're at the destination. I would have

(13:23):
left it there and then worried about closing it out later.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Anyway, the customer pissed, accused the driver of stealing her
food and was somehow able to track down her car,
and the customer showed up at the door dasher's house.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
That is investigation.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Actually said, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
She wanted those wings. She threw a brick through the
delivery person's car. She beat the hell out of the
car with a tire iron. Now here's a here's a clip.
This is the DoorDash chick talking about it on the news.

Speaker 11 (13:58):
We pull up to a location, but the address will
not load all of a sudden, I'm getting text messages
from the customer saying that I'm stealing their foods. When
I was watching her just beat the window up like
the glass was just raining. They were definitely possessed.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
My god.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
So she was probably getting text messages because she was
still able to get on Wi Fi. That's how should
get the message. Well, the copture call. They arrested the
woman who ordered the wings. I mean all over in order,
like a ten piece wing. I was a damn yeah,
you're going to jail over that yourself. When you're hungry,
have a snicker.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I'd love be some wings, but I don't know it's
yeah worthy. Well, I mean Gina's ready to throw bricks
through the trampoline place. Yeah, OK, so you remember not
in the room. Everybody here knows because she's been bitching
about it ever since. So her step son had a
birthday party at one of those like trampoline places they
have for kids, and one of the gifts, the birthday

(14:56):
card that had a gift card twenty dollars five five
dollars target gift card in it. They found the empty
envelope inside one of the houses or you know, trampoline
areas of the trampoline place, and so she brought it
to the attention of the teenager manager behind the counter
and said, don't you guys have cameras? And they refused

(15:17):
to really share any information with Gina. So she's been
super pissed. Yeah, I've been so pissed. I called corporate
and Greg.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Was actually in the room when I did.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
You were not happy.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
I was using my like I had a lot of
bass in my voice, and she.

Speaker 6 (15:30):
Was super apologetic and she was gonna expedite me to
the general manager.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
That's the new word. I've noticed people like to throw
the word expedite. Yes, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna, like,
not accelerate. There's another one trak escalate. Yes, escalate, I'm
gonna escalate this to our whatever department.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
So I'm tagging the GM and you'll hear from him
later today.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Great.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
So I'm doing my thing and I get a call
and I'm like, oh, here we go the moment of truth.
It is a literal child on the phone, like a
like like total Bobby Brady when it's time to change
voice changing, and I go, yes, hi, because well, we
wanted to let you know that.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
So you did up you you file the police sport.
I go, yes, I did.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
I'm ready to be given the footage. Oh, we can't
give it to you. We'll give it to the police,
and I go, so wait, so I'm never going to
see the footage. No, once the police reach out to us,
we'll upload it to them.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Thats because you think that in a city full of crime,
they can't wait to find out which punk stole.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Well, what are you going to do with it? That's
what they're concerned about.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, I'm on social media.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah, oh I was going to handle this privately, and
they don't want that either. They don't want the liability
of that.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
Well, look, they apparently love liability because punk teens can
ruam around the private birth.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Area and still give Yeah. I mean again out of principle.
I understand being mad, but I can also understand why
they're not going to turn over the footage to you
personal But they know.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
That they're not gonna Nobody didn't do anything, but you could.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Hide them down and throw a brick through their window. Moray,
angry woman who's going through like most people who have
just kind of written it off and maybe yelled at
the manager there and said I'm never coming back here again,
and that would have been the end. Maybe a post
on social media and that would have been the end.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Did I do that?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Well?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
I mean whatever, but like they're not going to turn
over video evidence because what if they're you know, okay,
there's somebody out there who would take that, find the
employee and beat them in the parking lot.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
I think people are way too loosey goosey with bad
reviews online. I think when when service is great or fine,
you'll never hear about it, but if it's bad, you
go after them. So I'm not like I need to
make a band like I don't. That's I'd rather deal
with this one on one. But you know what if
that's an option, maybe what.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Do you mean deal with? What are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (17:46):
I don't know. I haven't decided, okay, but honestly, like
you get the footage hypothetically, hypothetical situation. Okay, so I'm
I'm the trampoline place. Okay, here you go, ms grad,
here's here's the footage.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Now what are you doing with it?

Speaker 5 (17:57):
I guess nothing, but it does it does quell my
curiosity of what happened.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Somebody took it.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, but I want to know.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
I want to see it.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
But why it's a twenty five dollars Target gift card.
Somebody took any thing to do.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
I'm with you, but don't you have curiosity of just
like but they saw.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
It, I would be more I see it.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
You're you're upset because the trampoline place didn't give you
this person's head on a stick, like yeah, you wanted,
Like yes, we looked at the footage. We see the
employee who took it. They had been terminated, and then
you would have been satisfied with They didn't.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Even say it was an employee. I think it was
just a rando hypothetical.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
I'm saying, but that's that would have satisfied you, and
you would have been done with it at that point, right, Yeah,
And my guess is what we're going to do about it?

Speaker 6 (18:38):
I guess it was it was not an employee, and
that's why it's like it just happened. I told you
there's a bunch of randos around.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
But even worse for them, because what do they get
that they have no responsibility.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
In that, Like they can't we call the cops.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
What are they going to do?

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Grab the kid? That took it and a scareme a
little Oh.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
This is twenty five dollars, not before it.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
But that is such a such answ that is such
an unrealistic expectations.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Yeah, like the cops getting back to somebody filing a.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Police report no a week ago. Watch the news, watch
stuff that you see, like people are taking thousands of
dollars worth of stuff and just videotaping it and just
watching them walk.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
On the cops go, I can't do anything about it.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
You have one twenty five dollars Target gift card and
you're expecting there's going to be some kind of inquisitions
with you.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
If they're not going to do anything for that, you
think they're gonna follow up later from a police report
file four days, we will go into the ether.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
It'll be for good.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I see both sides, right, I totally understand the company.
I'm not giving Gina the footage. Yeah, I kind of
agree with them on that, Like it does nothing. But
in a perfect world, we would love for, you know,
the police to follow through on it.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Sure, in the perfect world, anybody's ever had their bike
stolen or had any kind of other these little petty Yeah,
kind of like petty theft thing.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
It's like, there's that, that's.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Why does it have to be the police?

Speaker 5 (20:05):
It just happened.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
You saw the video the kid is let's say the
kid is still there playing on the basketball court or whatever.
Would you like to do something? As the manager who
I never saw by that, we.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Probably aren't allowed to. It's like how there's a lot
of those companies that they're not allowed to. Was it
menace you said when you worked at the best Buy
or something like if if you you could see somebody stealing, yeah,
and you weren't allowed to, Yeah, you weren't allowed to
do anything to stop them.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I hate this is because what sucks is there's a
thing called a bad stop and if you stop somebody
and they didn't steal something, dude, you can get majorly.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Oh yeah, if you accuse them. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Now, Gina, what if I gave you twenty five dollars
right now and you can go to Target today. I
can get a new Target gift card with it. It
wasn't my twenty five dollars gift card.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
I'll put another six dollars. How much your cards? Greg?
You buy cards? Oh god? Nowadays yeah, like seven bucks.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
All right, so I'll give you seven dollars on top
of the twenty five. You can buy a card. You
can put the twenty five dollars target gift card in there.
You can I don't want any of that, and then
you guys can recreate as if it never happened. And
I'm trying to think, like, no, this is bad this,
so let's let's let's let's recreate.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
It that the kids.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
It's not about the twenty dollars.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
We can make it in your mind.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
We can get the men in black flashy thing, and
we can make it till it never happened, and all
of a sudden, there's a twenty five dollars gift card
sitting there.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
Look like we don't have enough young punk kids getting
away with stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
I share your frustration. They should have looked at the
video the day of find the kid that stole it.
But you're acting like the kid has been violated in
some insane way. I don't.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
I mean, my kid care about him, No care about
the guy that I can any justice dude.

Speaker 7 (21:46):
Money, you were like, oh, my kid had wants his future.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
I don't care about that.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I care about the fact that like I don't like I.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
Don't like injustice and this wasn't my money mean fel
bad for the parent.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
It is the gift, I think what it is. I
think I feel my issue with it.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
I feel like you're you're allowing yourself too much emotional
energy in something that you have no control over. That's true,
I control what you can control.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
And the other thing is I I watch and consume
so much true crime that I do like a happy ending,
and I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
I'm not getting any says I.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Agree something on this sixty six For a man that
loves that's what's up. What he's definitely not getting. No,
I'm getting Mike. My thing is here, Like, yes, if
you saw who did it in the moment and you
kicked his ass, I'd be all for it.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
I try all for it.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
But the fact that the moment has passed, they're not helping. Like,
at this point, you're putting a lot, So I'm done.
There's a lot of emotional energy.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Yeah, get the follow up that they didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Getting upset that you can't dictate on how the process works.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
There was no process. Yeah, it was your process. So anyway,
I'm sorry about the twenty five dollars target gift card.
We will figure out a way to make you whole.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Will start to go fund me if somebody said, I'm
a certified Gina hater, but I'm on her side on
this one.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
More what he shows. Now, take on the Show'll be
right back the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
That's great gory. We got menace sea masses here. There's
Sammy Morgan is here this morning her h one to
ten the rat ratings on holidays. We posted that video yesterday.
People seem to be enjoying that. That was posted on
Instagram last night. People really loved them some Morgie.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah, that make you feel because you you really take
the negative stuff too hard too. I sent Morgan an article, why.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
You laugh and see that That's just the way he
put it, was very funny, like, let's not forget the negatives.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
No, it's true. I'm going somewhere with the anyway.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
So I sent her an article while we were on vacation,
and it was it was from you know, some bigger
radio personalities, Dave Ramsey being one of them.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Man.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
So you know, you know it's leg about basically how
to deal with haters. Yeah, and she she wrote me back,
and I guess she really enjoyed the article. But it's
just something that you have to learn when you're doing
a job, like.

Speaker 12 (24:09):
Yeah, yeah, it comes with time. But yeah, the article
spoke to me. But I think I'm doing better lately.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
You are, you know you are.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
You're doing a great jobs. You're doing a great job.
People love them some mortgage, Yeah, sure do.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
There was there was this influence whe I was watching
an interview with who was highlighted on a Toom Sagura
podcast and it's it's a guy that kind of our females. Sorry,
that kind of looks like the family guy dad, and.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah the story.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah, and so it was just like if you look
at the post, it'll just say hate from and then
one said hate from Australia. That's all the comments, right,
hate from Australia. So it's like, I'm going to show
you how to monetize hate. So then she like put
out hate from Australia coffee and made like a ton
of money. It's like, I'm gonna show you how to

(25:00):
monetize hate.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Good idea six eight seven seven forty four. What if
you want to call in, you can set us a
text over to two two nine eight seven more what
he shows next? WHOA, yeah, the show.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
That is a beautiful, comically large, disgusting the Woody Show
Tradmark original game. Menace came up with it. You never
heard anything like it here on this show before. That's
for certain.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Will they know it?

Speaker 11 (25:32):
They know it?

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Where Menace is out somewhere and he's asking people questions,
question being will they know it?

Speaker 4 (25:40):
We had to try to guess.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Okay, now Menace went to uh, Puerto Rico. He went
there for Bad Bunny.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, he had a red sea for a couple of
months in Puerto Rico to try to generate money for
Puerto Rico, and he definitely knocked it out of the park.
They say, uh, maybe a little estimated four hundred million
Puerto Rico. Yeah during this right, see, it's insane.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Right, So that's where you were asking these people questions.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah, so they built like a village, you know how
I at the I heart rate of vessel to have
like a village outside. Yes, and uh, this one's a
little different because there's a lot more alcohol there. Oh god,
so a lot of people turning up outside of that. Yeah,
it's pretty fun. So a lot of different activations and
people can you know, participate in it's fun?

Speaker 4 (26:24):
All right?

Speaker 3 (26:25):
So will they know it Bad Bunny Puerto Rico. Addition,
who's the first person here?

Speaker 11 (26:29):
Now?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
The first person?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
His name is Tito. So let's meet Tito.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
What's up inside? It was good? What you doing out
here recording?

Speaker 4 (26:36):
I'm just enjoying you and you know, coming for the concert?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Where are you from?

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Straight in New Jersey? That's right, baby, New Jersey in
the building. Baby, let's go. That's Tito.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
He was there with his when he's not the quake
Coridge mall Man, he's hanging out at the Bad Bunny
show in Puerto Rico.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Yeah, with his whole.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Family, his wife, two kids, and his mother in law.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
They brought everybody. Yeah, they brought everybody.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
So here's the first question that I'm going to ask him.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
This is Tito.

Speaker 13 (27:06):
All right, first question? Okay, ready, we're ready, all right?
What city did modern baseball come together?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
City did modern baseball come together to?

Speaker 4 (27:18):
I'm not sure I understand the question.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
So like MLB basically where did it come together?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
So where was the first team? Yeah, like first ever
first Major League Baseball team.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Where was it invented?

Speaker 7 (27:32):
I know this is this is the Menaces original game,
but could he perhaps to use some help with writing questions?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
So, I mean, what's the answer.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
The answer is New York City. We're looking looking for
New York.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Louisville.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Yeah, that makes sense to.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
A Louisville slugger. The fel dreams.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Okay, well I will wait next time to do that
kind of stuff. But yeah, new York City is the answer.
So we're looking for the answer New York City. Now
do we think that do you think that Tito is
going to know this baseball fan? Is he like rocking
like some kind of working like a like a Yankees
hat or a Phillies hat. He did have a hat
on I do not reach Puerto Rico Mets Mets right,

(28:15):
I'm gonna say no, no, no, uh yeah, I'll say no.
I thought they were going to be maybe like it
originated somehow in San Juan, right, you know, like I
was gonna tie back to uh, Puerto Rico. So but
I will say I will say no. Let's find out
question number one.

Speaker 13 (28:30):
All right, first question, okay, ready, right, we're ready, all right,
what city did modern baseball come together?

Speaker 4 (28:38):
All right, Chicago.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
What's your favorite baseball team?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Yankees? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Okay, there you go, all right, yeah, yeah, decent guests,
all right? Question number two for Tito, will they know
Puerto Rico? Addition, which statement isn't true in Puerto Rico?
The three point?

Speaker 14 (28:59):
There was a vettered basketball, the peanut klada was invented?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Or the avocado is invented?

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Which is not true?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
The avocado?

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Which one is not true?

Speaker 4 (29:10):
All right?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
So the three pointer, the avocado or peanut colada? Yeah,
I will say the three pointer, though I'm.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Gonna say the invention of the avocado.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Alcado? Greg said, avocado and avocado?

Speaker 15 (29:23):
Sammy three pointer?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Three pointer? All right?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Question number two?

Speaker 14 (29:26):
Which statement isn't true in Puerto Rico? The three pointer
was invented for basketball? The peanut colada was invented? Or
the avocado was invented?

Speaker 4 (29:38):
I say, alvocado. That's the final final answer.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Do you like avocado?

Speaker 9 (29:42):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I do.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Do you know that Phil Jackson used.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
To Yes, piatas, did you know that?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
I did?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Not?

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Rico? You go Tribua for you, Bill Jackson?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
All right, So it was it was avo avocado in Mexico.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Set with the jingle, the jing, Right, we're talking to Tito, Well,
menace is Will they Know It? Puerto Rico Edition? Question
number three? What is Abba?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
All right?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
So we're talking about the Swedish sensation, right, Yes, not
like an album?

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Ye, yeah, Abba, he'd like to.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
At least there's been covers and holograms.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, holograms.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
There's been sample a billion sample.

Speaker 9 (30:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
But is that on his radar? Is he a Eurovision
f much like certain vocabulary awards for menace? Are they
on his radar? Abba?

Speaker 3 (30:32):
On this guy's Just because it's out there in the
world doesn't necessarily mean he's gonna guy.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I would say late thirties, maybe early forties. Okay, he
had two kids with them.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
It doesn't seem like a Mama Mia fan.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
I will say he. I'll say he does not.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
It's hard to think that.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
I'm gonna say yes. Abba transcends age and everything.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Says the two people in the room I don't expected
to know the most about.

Speaker 15 (31:01):
I'm gonna say no, No, I don't think I'll know it.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
No, all right, I want to say no, but I'm
going with yes, all right.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Question number three for Tito Will they Know It? Puerto
Rico edition. What is abba? What is Abba? Abba?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Abba?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Dad?

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Oh? What a dad?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Your dad? Because in Hebrew ABBA's dad.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Yeah, New Jersey's true, so true.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, that's also true. All right, didn't get didn't get
that one. There's Tito.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Another one.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, we can move on to Mike.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
All right, this is Mike. He outside the Bad Bunny
concert there in Puerto Rico. Menace is a chatting with him, Arondo.
Will they know it? Where are you from?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
I'm from Florida?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
What are you doing out here?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I'm out here.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
I'm trying to get tickets. Unsuccessful, so I got merch instead.
I'm gonna tell everybody I did get tickets. He saw
a Bad Bunny in person, but I'm bad Bundy at.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Jason, Wait anute, you went all the way to Puerto
Rico without the ticket, without the ticket.

Speaker 16 (32:01):
That's something, yeah, trying to get in. Why would you
make the trip ticket if you weren't right there? A
lot of people do that, We know people that do that.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
So the for the World Series, just to get merch,
Morgan try to go to the big usc event adds
a sphere. She didn't have a ticket, but it's doable.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
And then also I mean, if you go there for merch,
you can buy a lot of merch and then flip
it make some money if you want.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Okay, all right, so that's that's Mike. We have our
first question here for Mike will he know it? First question?
What is the only mammal that can fly? What is
the only mammal that can fly? He was looking for
bat I'm guessing m I hadn't even considered that until

(32:46):
you said that.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
Okay, Rocky or bowl winkles. Oh, platypus got a lot
of things that can do.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
I'll say no, no, I'll say yes. Do you think yes?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
They have that?

Speaker 7 (33:04):
We're bets invented in Puerto Rico.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
They live in Florida.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yeah, all right, So question number one for Mike will.

Speaker 9 (33:10):
He know it?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
First question? What is the only mammal that can fly?

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Jesus Christ?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Do you go to church regularly? No?

Speaker 4 (33:20):
No, one of these days.

Speaker 15 (33:24):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (33:26):
I know it's a menace, original game, But when I
ask people questions and they give me garbage answers, I
tell him, not give me.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Let's try to get back.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Yeah that is cool. Yeah, that's a fun fact.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
That's fun.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Oh yeah, that's a fun fact, So is it bad?
It is bad? It is bad? All right?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Question number two? Question this, look it's MENACE's game. Yeah,
that's question number two. Will they know a Puerto Rico edition?

Speaker 4 (33:49):
For Mike, what.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Team is known as America's team?

Speaker 4 (33:53):
All right?

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Looking for the Cowboys here, Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
I would like to think he knows this, but I'm
saying no.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Yes, I'll say he'll come up. Yeah, I'll say he
comes up with with Cowboys. Question number two for Mike,
will you know it? Puerto Rico edition? The team is
known as America's team, the Commander's Commanders.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
I mean, you get where he's going with that.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
I guess because they're yeah in DC.

Speaker 7 (34:19):
Yeah, and the Chiefs were the most watched team of
the last season.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Most watched. But like, how many people identified as Chiefs fans?
The Swifties in there? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (34:29):
Right, I was.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
I would say Raiders, Raiders, Yeah, okay, Raiders. Question number
three d d y Q. It's nothing like the DUYQ.
That's garbage unfunds.

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Yeah, people like, don't Nick pick that game?

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Yeah, that one's way too organized. Will they know it?
Puerto Rico?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Addition, who did the United States take Puerto Rico from Okay,
so not from Puerto Rico. He's just in Puerto Rico.
I'll say no, I'll say no, I'm with you now, Yeah,
what is the answer we're looking for?

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I have no idea. It's got to be Spain, right, Spa, Okay,
Spain all right?

Speaker 7 (35:07):
I would imagine by language would assume.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
That we're all saying that Mike won't get it.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
No, he will, all right.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Question number three for Mike.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Who did the United States take Puerto Rico from?

Speaker 4 (35:18):
I would say Spain? All right?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Have you ever been to Spain?

Speaker 4 (35:24):
I have been to Spain. I didn't catch a train
and it didn't rain, but it was cool getting Mike.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Guys, I'm saying, mana alcohol this I don't want to know.

Speaker 9 (35:37):
Show.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
We'll be right back bag.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Show Man's original trademark copyright never to be heard or
duplicated here on this show. And mean we chick a
form gown?

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Will they know it?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Puerto Rico.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Addition, and menaces at the Bad Bunny concert in Puerto
Rico over our break and he was talking to some people.
One guy was from Jury, see to know you guys
from from Florida. The natives so far.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Did you talk to any natives?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
There were a lot of people from out of town
because because how the residency worked was the first round
of shows were only for locals, so only locals could
buy tickets for the shows, and then the second half
of the residency, people from outside the local area buy tickets.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
We got here, one more person, Let's do one more person?
Will they know Puerto Rico Edition.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Who is this person?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
This person is Teresa And she was just like hanging out.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
So are you having fun tonight?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I'm having an excellent seeing Bad Bunny.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
No, I'm trying to get in.

Speaker 8 (36:40):
Oh okay, not with that.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
I currently don't have any tickets. Where are you from?
I come from Ohio, Ohio?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Got any rock?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Got any Bad Bunny tickets?

Speaker 4 (36:52):
I'm suck you.

Speaker 8 (36:54):
Were there people scalping tickets outside because that's so hard
because they it was so differenticult to get a ticket
for this show that they put so many restrictions for,
so scalpers can in like make any money.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
So she told these people, Yeah, people just showed up.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Ohio, Ohio, Ohio.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
But I'm okay, we're known for a lot of great things.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
This right here, Bad Bunny, what he's doing.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Is something that's never been done.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
No, he's bringing hundreds of millions of dollars through Puerto Rico.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
And the thing about it is he's so proud of
his culture and that's what inspires all about Puerto rican Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Okay, oh, good for you.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
A couple. Question number one for Teresa.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
What is the slowest mammal on Earth? What is the
slowest mammal on earth?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Is that slough?

Speaker 7 (37:55):
Other than myself getting.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
On a land speed?

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Here? Animal? When you google it, it will give you
the answer. Okay, ye animal?

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Animal? Is it mammal or animal?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Mammal?

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Mammal?

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Man exactly? That's my guest. Yeah, well you know what
I say?

Speaker 3 (38:17):
No, No, all right, yeah, I say yes.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
I think she will know it.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
What is the answer?

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Menace?

Speaker 9 (38:24):
It is?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
The answer is slough? All right, So maybe there is
a chance. This is the first thing I thought of.
I've seen the commercials for Geico whatever or the one
is Yeah. Question number one for Teresa, what is the
slowest mammal on earth?

Speaker 9 (38:37):
Turtle?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Have you ever had one on one?

Speaker 4 (38:40):
You did?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
What's your turtle's name?

Speaker 14 (38:43):
Me me?

Speaker 3 (38:44):
They can live a long time? How long does your
turtle lived? For a long time. I don't know how long,
but a long time, long time. Yeah, they live long.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Time, mammal. The titles, aren't they?

Speaker 4 (38:56):
They are? That's why would be wrong? All right, Lisa?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Question number two, will she know it? Which country has
the biggest population? Which country has the biggest population in India?

Speaker 7 (39:09):
I think I think India may have overtaken one of
the China China bottom or not bottom dout? They plateaued
a year or two ago.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Oh that's right, that's right. Uh yeah, India.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
All right, we can all go with India, right, No,
she will not.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Will be like turtle? Is it India?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
India?

Speaker 7 (39:27):
Apparently?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Question number two, will they know of Puerto Rico edition?
Which country has the biggest population?

Speaker 4 (39:34):
I would say Africa?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Have you been Africa? Not yet?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
But I'm I'm playing.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
I would like to go as well. Plan country?

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Yeah, okay, it is a very big country, very big.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Somebody even called it content. Yeah right maybe.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Question number three, Teresa, will she know it? They're the
bad money concert in Puerto Rico? What is Abba back
to this?

Speaker 8 (39:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Does anybody know Abbaye? Last dude? You did not know?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
But will holl does she? She seemed like she's in
early fifties, yes, yes, over fifty and a woman. I
would say, your chances are better that she would know
more so than like Tito.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Yeah she knows.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
I will say yes. You say yes, Sammy says yes,
all right. Question number three?

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Will she know it?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
What is Abba Abba?

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yeah, that's like a musical group.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Do you like Abba? I'm more of a salsa. Yeah, No,
that ain't it. I will Menace, nice work?

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Will they know it?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah? Who did bigger numbers?

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Men?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
It's bad Bunny or Daddy Yankee? Oh, bad Bunny for sure,
Bad Bunny. Yeah, all right, you heard it here, guys. Okay,
Menace has all the info. You can hit us up
on the text over to two two nine eighty seven
if you have a question for Menace. We got more
Woodies show comeing up next, Tanger. Are you doing drugs

(41:06):
in Iceland?

Speaker 8 (41:06):
No?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
No, they actually do, And I would have loved you.

Speaker 6 (41:11):
Very strict rules, and I want to go to an
icelandic jail, which would actually probably be incredibly polite and clean.
But before we went, there was a little micro dosing
party and we're.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
All hanging out mushrooms, yeah okay.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
And drinks and stuff.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
Yeah, Greg, I would love I would love for Oh,
they would love you so much. So we're all talking,
and for whatever reason, we got into like cheating stories,
like been cheated on or you cheated, and everyone's telling
their cheating stories, and then we all stopped in our
tracks when one of the girls says that she and
her husband.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Both agree that joeing or jilling is cheating.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Masturbation's cheating. Yeah, okay, they.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
If they unless they're in the same room doing it,
it's cheating.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Really, I have never.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Heard this before.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Some people got weird.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah, well, and I guess I get that.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
The only way I can see that is if you
if you just one prefer that over like having sex
with your partner.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
Okay, so if you're ignoring the other person, yeah, but
just in general, what was their rationale?

Speaker 6 (42:21):
Well, I asked if it was because I don't know
her as well as I know the other people asked
if it was a religious thing, and she said no.
But for whatever reason, I don't know if her dude's
like really controlling, she said it he suggested it because he, like,
I think I think it was.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
So he suggested, what that they do it together? Yeah,
but but.

Speaker 6 (42:38):
Sebas see if this is where you might be thinking,
I think he really really likes to watch.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Oh okay, is that not what you were thinking.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
Well, there's this there's a movement amongst men where you're
supposed to it's supposed to be like a control thing
to show how much of a dominant alpha you are,
because you don't even you don't even touch yourself.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Gandhi did that. Yeah, yeah, he would share beds with
his nieces.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
Oh right, naked Gandhi had a lot of problems yea
racial sexual Gandhi's problematic.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, but it would just show that he was so yeah,
like powerful from you know, actual desire that you're in
bed with your nieces.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Yeap, like that would be enough.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
Kind of weird, right, Well that's not this the modern
version obviously is what I was not what I was
thinking there that it was so.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Does like not like a subdown things, you know.

Speaker 7 (43:27):
No, the modern version is it's like alpha male. It's
like stoic and like, look, look control.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
I am, but he's not. But he said he won't
do it either, right.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Yeah, I mean, look that's weird, so weird. Both of
them are liars too.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Okay, so is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah, because you know he's doing it. He's doing it.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
I wrap my head around this at all, Like you're cheating?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Nine four nine says it is cheating. I would like
to hear your ratchtal behind that, though, Like why so
is it is masturbation cheating? And if you think yes,
how there's no, there's no, there's what if? I'm thinking
only Okay, that was that was the one thing that
just that just uh, that just popped up in my mind. Okay,

(44:10):
So if you are watching you know, porn or you know,
I think so fantasizing about fantasizing about somebody else while
you're doing it, But like, are you but you could
do that while you're having sextody else.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
I'm sure my wife does. Why wouldn't she? You could,
but you should.

Speaker 7 (44:35):
It's more obvious this way.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Yeah, So along those lines, if they find somebody else attractive,
that's kind of cheating, right, I mean.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
When if you want to go down that rabbit hole.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Probably, Well, Greg, what was the other thing we're talking about?

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Masturbation? Greg says that there was a clip that I
agreed with and I can't find this comedian, but he
was saying that masturbation like one of the dude, Joe's
it's essentially gay. You're taking your looking at a wiener,
you're playing with the wiener, you're touching a wiener, you're
grabbing a wiener. You're enjoying it. And I thought, I've
always kind of thought that, like joeing, it's pretty gay.

(45:09):
What about it?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
You keep your eyes closed, you know, doing that to
another person, Yes, but like just yourself.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
I still I could I would make that argument before
I'd make the argument that it's cheating.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
You're not you're not turning. You're not being turned on
by yourself, like in other words, you don't see your
own junk. Yeah, because you know you're you're turned on
by something else.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
And I think the act, I think that argument could
be made. I hear what you're saying. It's pretty good.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
The problem is that it's it's like prison. It's gay
of necessity, right, because there's nothing else you keep.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
But let's say you're in the shower and all of
a sudden you get horned up, you're grabbing it, you're
you're enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
You could flesh light and make it non good.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Oh yeah, with flesh like be not gad Greg.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Oh no, Greg are you experimenting and non Gaines not dabbling.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
That's that's a good argument.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
You're not touching.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Nine four nine. The thought of everyone being gay for
their own winner is hilarious. I mean that's kind of
like a man's whole reason to live is to pleasure
that part. We got some more show hang up never
goes away.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
My brain is really to the Woody show back.

Speaker 9 (46:29):
Show.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Microdosing hot debate.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Gina was microdosing with some of her girlfriends and uh,
things come up. Yeah, somebody, somebody said that in their
relationship that either either one of them masturbating is considered cheating,
which is a buddy of mine is white. Now this
is years ago. You guys remember Maxim magazine, right, Oh yeah,

(46:56):
Maxim is super hot.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
You know it was swims dude, whatever, who cares.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
There's gadgets and articles and yeah, I would always have
like some like chicken a bikini or something.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
It was in front of it.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
No, no, no, yeah, it wasn't like face. Yeah, but
his wife would not allow him to.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Have that magazine.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
You have a magazine.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
He would have to hide that as much as he
would have to hide like a hustler or something. He
was not allowed to have that magazine. And she would
even get mad if they were watching uh TV and
she would look over and she thought that he was
looking too intently at a woman on a show that
they were watching that she believed he would find attractive.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
She might have a problem.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
They've been married forever, fun to be on.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
He knows there's other people he can have sex with, right,
maybe at this point, Yeah, you don't have to deal
with that.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Yeah. I mean I think they've probably had the two kids,
probably had sex twice.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
So is he just like super beaten down?

Speaker 10 (47:51):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
I don't know that he cares that much.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Well, you know who cares. No.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
No.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
What I'm saying just in general, is like I think
he's just like, he's pretty easy, easily pleased.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
I like her. I'm not married to her, you know,
but I mean she's a character, and how much I
love characters. Right, I wonder if she would consider joeing cheating.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
I know she's probably more than happy that he would
just do that and leave her alone.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah, all right, so micro cheating that was another thing.
Micro cheating, Agree or disagree?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
I have these here.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Micro cheating for men texting a female friend, Good morning,
sending a casual yet personal message to another woman daily
of course, Jay, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
That's a little much good morning.

Speaker 15 (48:33):
That's weird morning.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
By the way, these are things that most women consider
to be cheating. Yeah, you don't want to be doing
that unless you want to be in that. You know
what I'm saying, venting to another woman about his relationship
seeking emotional support outside the partnership that you hear a
lot about.

Speaker 7 (48:49):
Way, I don't really care about that.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 15 (48:51):
If it's just a friend, I.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Always tell him, like, if it's just nagging, go bitch
to somebody else.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
My wife, I think I think that's I don't know,
I think I can get away with other Maybe no,
I couldn't get away the physical things either, but that
right there, I think would be way more hurtful to her.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Yeah, don't be talking about so if you were discussing
marital problems with.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Are just seeking emotional support outside of that relationship with
another woman? With another woman?

Speaker 6 (49:16):
If it was just like yeah, if I'm if I'm
talking to Tim Martinez, I don't think she You know,
I kind of get that, but I don't know. I
like the meme or whatever. It says, like, I don't
care what you heard about me? Go hear it again, Like,
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Ladies agree or disagree? Is this micro cheating? Following models
on social media engaging excessively with their posts?

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Like that's just thirsty and sad, right right to any
man that follows a model?

Speaker 7 (49:40):
And what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:41):
What do you consistently liking an ex's social media post?
Engaging without an obvious reason?

Speaker 9 (49:48):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (49:49):
I like, are with that?

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Why are you even following an x?

Speaker 15 (49:51):
Because who cares? I still follow my exes?

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Yeah, but you're not in a relationship, not a relationship
that is leaving the door open.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Yeah, that's true. Are you sort of leaving the door open?

Speaker 9 (50:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (50:04):
On none of them.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
No, they are, for sure. There's there's site that you're
still folloing.

Speaker 15 (50:09):
Oh they have kids and other stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
I mean, like yes, remembering small details about a female
friend like her favorite coffee order or her birthday birthday,
I just don't care.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Yeah, it's dumb.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Sending memes are inside Okay, sending memes are inside jokes
to a female friend and maintaining that private bond because
that's what couples do. Couples just send memes to each other,
although that would mean that Greg and I are.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
In a relationship physically involved my husband.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
I only speak in memes, but I only talk to
you guys, are true.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
I think we are legally complementing a coworker's outfit regularly,
especially in a way that feels intimate or overly attempt Well,
you just shouldn't do that. Should be so lucky.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
Nobody says anything around.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Here casually flirting with a waitress or a barista, making
jokes or small all talk with a flirty tone.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
It's lame.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yes, you had that clip here recently. See basked about
the guy that was flipping out on the Was it
a Popeyes worker.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Or something like that?

Speaker 7 (51:10):
Life is beautiful. Those guys are being creeps. He flipped
out too much. I agree, But those guys being I agree,
that's not good.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Uh, let's see not mentioning his partner in conversations, keeping
the relationship vague or down. Yes, that's a nuclear cheating, really,
because that's exactly cheating.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
Yeah, I like it, But that's but that they don't
want to publicize that they're in a relationship because they
want to see what else they got right.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
I mean, yes, it's not it's not totally Morgan.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Oh, there's there's a big there's a big you know.

Speaker 12 (51:42):
I just don't like making that my whole personality. But
we know that you're with somebody, right, Yeah, and I'm
not hiding that, but I'm also not going to post
about it all the time.

Speaker 14 (51:51):
Right.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
So a buddy of mine his daughters in her mid
twenties and she's got this boyfriend, and the mom thinks
it's so weird because she does it, like put him
in her social media post. She never shows them off,
never really brings him around to stuff like they're in
a relationship. But it's almost like she's kind of half
in it, not bring that's weird, toot out the door. Yeah,

(52:13):
but she's been that way, I guess since the moment
they started, you know, as a couple.

Speaker 6 (52:18):
She's not.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
So I can tell you as someone who has you know,
millions of Instagram people I look at every day because
of the dms.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (52:26):
Women who want to close that door have him in
their profile. Women who want at least the type of
attention that they know they can get by looking single
do not have him in that profile. There's an old
Simpsons joke about you know, there are millions of women
who are gonna want to have sex with your husband.
We want them to think they can. And that's what
women who don't put a man in their profile when

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they assuming their boyfriend girlfriend are more. That's the type
of attention they're looking to get.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Okay, I'll give you one more on the on the
ones that women think are at least the very mic cheating,
if not barely you do actual shooting. Yeah, you don't
like that vague relationship, downplaying the relationship. That's the reaction
from Gina was strong right secretly texting an ex just
to check in the other reason other than nostalgia that hey, hey,

(53:17):
just checking in on you.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Old times, just for that, Yeah, just.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Check in now, I you know, I don't.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
I can't say that I haven't had curiosity from time
that you see something. People get reminded about stuff with
a movie, a song comes on or whatever. Oh yeah,
I wonder how they're doing. Okay, somehow someone kind of
pops into your brain.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
But you can think it. I don't. Yeah, I don't
act on it. Act on I'm not acting on it.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
That's I don't think that's but it's not that I
have an interest in being with that person anymore, like okay,
my ex wife. Right, Like every once in a while
someone will say something and I'll go or you know what,
like the show Killer asked me, he goes, hey, you
never hear from summer anymore, do you? And I go, no,
I haven't spent years. And then I had a fleeting
thought of like, I wonder how she's doing. I have

(54:08):
no interest in the reagion, rekindling, curios whatever. Yeah, it
was like, I hope she's well. I wonder how she's doing.
I know she's got like a kid, and she's married,
at least she was married. I don't even she's still married.
I have no idea, but like, I hope she's well.
I wonder how she's doing. And it doesn't and it
really doesn't go any first.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
No, I think you're right actually, because I'm thinking from
my perspective, like if I hit like a guy up,
I would know my intentions were fine or whatever.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
But I haven't. But I've been hit up by dudes
who were in relationships or married.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
And that is the number one like, oh my relationship's
going so well.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Yeah, you're super weird.

Speaker 7 (54:47):
You just said a minute ago. Those guys wouldn't want
that sort.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Of they do.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
That's why they're fishing on the guy side.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
A text her says, a good cheater lets everyone know
they're in a relationship exactly.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
Oh, the bad ones are the ones we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Yeah, alright, I do have some micro cheating for women.
So guys, you can say whether you agree or disagree.
But let's do that after the break. We'll take a
quick break. We'll come back more next hang on, I'll
be right back.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
So we heard about the.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Stuff that women will consider at the very least micro cheating.
So I started with micro dosing conversation that that Gina
had with her girlfriends. Yeah, and the girlfriends for well,
the one girlfriend was saying that for her and her
boyfriend husband whoever it is that, Yeah, no masturbation, because

(55:43):
that's that's cheating, which is crazy.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
I've cheated so many times.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Cheat every day, right, I cheat every day.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Now, when it comes to things that women do that
men feel at the very least would be micro cheating,
complimenting a male colleague often is actually on his appearance.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Oh Greg, I'm totally cheating with you.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Yeah, what what what would what would you say?

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Menace?

Speaker 4 (56:08):
You know NATO's doing that? Are you thrilled about it?
Don't you care?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
It's it's weird.

Speaker 7 (56:16):
Yeah thing there I care.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Responding to flirty text casually without shutting them down completely,
well yeah, agreed.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Especially because it's coming from the woman to a dude.
Very few dudes are leaving that on the table, true
and not you know, at least being equally flirty or
you know, sexually provocative back.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
But what do you say if you're shutting it down?

Speaker 6 (56:43):
But I mean you're you're making it casual, but you're
not shutting it down, like okay, good to know, Like.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
Like there would you even do?

Speaker 7 (56:52):
Like there could be a fun way to fund be
really fun flirty way to say, I'm gonna show these
to your girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
If that's an on screenshott this for your wife, Yeah,
sorry for for you know, for your boyfriend, because she's
the one they get to keep in mind, these are
being sent to dudes, you know, and so like, uh,
you know, guys, if your girlfriend wife were doing this,
would you feel that it's at least micro cheating, if
not more.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
I would just say, you know, oh, sorry for the
late reply. I was taking to make a dump keeping none.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Keeping an old gift from an X, especially when it
holds some kind of sentimental value, because we know how
you chicks are.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Would you like to hold on it?

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Weird? I got this on a special trip that we
made to Laus and he got me this purse and
this really pretty bracelets.

Speaker 7 (57:44):
If it's valuable, jump dump it.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
I guess it depends on how would she feel if
I had the same thing. I bet you would if
it's going to be a double standard. I don't really
keep anything, but let's just say that I did and
I felt like it would be a double stand then
I would then have a problem with it. Yeah, unless
it's like if the same wouldn't go for me, then
I would have a problem with it for her, because
if that's what it means to her, that says to

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me that she is holding onto it for that same
reason that she would be upset about.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
For sentimental reasons.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Correct trade out for a new one.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Correct liking an excess social media posts, especially the ones
that hint at attraction.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Okay, same thing.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Stretching in front of male gym goers an exaggerated way
to draw attention. Now, well, no, I'm just saying it's
not become a guy who has spent a ton of
time at the gym. But over the years, But over
the years, I have spent enough time at gym's where
I have seen that there are there are chicks that
are putting on a show and they are doing it

(58:41):
for attention because they're kind of half working out. You
could probably speak to it better than I can see
as being a gym bro that you are. You know
what I'm talking about. Yes, that's true.

Speaker 7 (58:53):
However, unfortunately, over the years that's migrated and morphed into
doing it for a video game.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Yes exactly.

Speaker 7 (59:00):
Yeah, they're now doing it not just for the gym
go ors, they're doing it for the rest of the internet.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Flirting with the bartender to get free drinks.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
I mean free drinks, a free drinks safe some money.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
Depends on how gross the bartender.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Is to dressing extra sexy for a specific, specific event
knowing someone she finds attractive will be there. Is that
a problem? I think, Well, like dressing up all slutdy
to go out, like if it's going to be like
a night out with their girlfriends or I can see
where like guys would be like, well, what is this
all about?

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Like why why are you dressing slutty? Yeah, like like
we're gonna dress a corse cauld.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
You hear women say that, like, dude, we're gonna get
all slutted up and we're gonna we're going out.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
I did go to this kind of fancy event without
my husband, and as I was walking out the door,
He's like.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Woo, what are we doing here?

Speaker 6 (59:40):
I was like, yeah, I'm just you know, trying something,
you know, like it was really super low cut, and
I went back in. I went back in and I
changed because I thought that that was kind of weird.
You know, if he was like what what what like
suddenly this is how we dress?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I was like, you have a point, yeah, but if
somebody's gonna do something, there's nothing you can stop them
from doing it, exactly right, So whatever are you wearing?
Whatever does this is?

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
This is the biggest difference that just opens This is
the biggest difference between young me and.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Current me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Younger teenage, early mid twenties me would have you know,
like been way more concerned about this kind of stuff.
Now me is more like what menace is saying, like
what are you gonna do? Like, what can you possibly
do to stop it? If it's gonna happen, It's gonna happen,
and then you can deal with it. If something happens,
if you find out that they cheated or did something

(01:00:35):
that is now you know, broken the relationship and broken
the trust, then you can deal with it. But like
if you're just spending your whole time worrying about what
could happen, as we said, like all woman has to
do is leave the house, and they can get whatever
they want desired, They can do whatever they want. They
can get whatever they want. So like you, there's only
short of you escorting her around and being like right

(01:00:57):
next to her at all times, exactly right, and then
you become more paranoise. It drives the paranoia. Yes, now
you're searching through phones and looking through things. You're trying
to find something, and.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
It's a self filling prophecy because now she erect.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Correct and then making physical contact unnecessarily like lightly touching
someone's arm or back. That's I hear women. That's a
that's a big one. That's a big one. Like, oh,
she was flirting with because I told you, like when
I was younger and single, I was I was never
aware if somebody was interested, Like they could be midmuth party,
mid math party, unzipping my pants. I'm like, I don't

(01:01:32):
know anything she's interested. You're just completely oblivious. But like
you know, women say, oh no, she's like touching you
a lot, and she's like you laughing and she's touching
your arm or that's a thing I had to learn.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
I've had to learn and unlearned to do that because
I am, you know, very grabby and huggy and touchy
and that's just who I am. And I didn't think
anything of it, but I have gotten feedback in years
that I'm like, is this I feel like George is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Is this wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Is this a bad thing? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
But to live on the side that they're not interested,
yeah right, yeah. And I think that's also like when
you know guys considering you, Am I okay with this?

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Or am I not?

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
If it's her making a move again, it's different because
they're putting it out there to a dude, and a
dude's kryptonite is woman.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Yeah right, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Yeah, So like they like a woman can a guy
can flirt all he once. It's never happening for most
you know, just most average people. Yeah right, there are
some guys who are master swordsmen, and you know the
Pete Davidson's of the world or whoever, or like the
super good looking guy who you know, the women will
make all the excuses like, oh whatever, I know he's
a jerk and he's a criminal. Look he's on the news,

(01:02:48):
but man, look how hot he is. Like it's it's
it's never gonna it's never gonna happen. But like a
woman again, will have a much easier time if they
are putting it out there, they'll get what they're looking for.

Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
That true.

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
I agree with the dressing thing though, that you changed
because your husband was not going and you're wearing something
low cut, like if he's not going to be there, yeah,
if he's not going to be there to stare at it, like,
who are you doing it for?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Unless it's for free drink seven all from microdosing and
he's masturbation cheating, all right, Brea's the conversation with the road, all.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Right, eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Woodie, you can send us a text over to two
two nine eight seven more Woody show is next head,
How dumb are.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
You in the wood Show?

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
I'll be right back the woody shoe shoe it's also
were these two women, they were at the airport, they
were waiting for their flight. There were a bunch of
delays and all of the passengers, a lot of the
passengers decided to book on other flights because it's just
one of those things that that delay just kept going,
kept getting longer and longer. But the ladies, they waited

(01:03:48):
it out five hours and at some point Southwest changed
gates on them without them knowing. Now, you would think
that this would be on them, like you didn't see
that the gate no longer had your flight info and
check the gates signage. Well, they couldn't see it because
they're both blind. Southwest apologized attributed the situation to quote

(01:04:10):
and an inability to locate the passengers in time for rebooking.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
In time after five and a half hours, and vice versa.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Right, both women really mad, calling for major improvements and
how airlines accommodate passenger deserves passengers with disabilities. The Southwest
offered them each a one travel voucher and said a
full refund was not available because they did eventually get
on their originally scheduled flight to Orlando.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Bad optics available.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Okay, this is why I don't think it's it's a fail,
because everybody else got rebooked. And so when they did
get on the plane that they were even though it
was delayed, they got on their plane, they got to
Orlando where they were going. They were the only two
people on an entire Southwest Weird, I mean, how cool

(01:04:59):
is that? Talk about open seatings? So they won, Yeah,
and they got the one hundred dollars vouture. They still
got to where they were going.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
It was delay.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
We all, yeah, we've all suffered through delayed Now, plenty
of room for activities. Now, did Southwest know that these
chicks were legally blind? That would be my question.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Yeah, do they have the props?

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Did they tell them like, oh, hey, we're blind, we're
going to be over here, so if anything goes on, yeah,
can you know, come tell us.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Are they constantly making announcements well, I think your ears broken?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Yeah, in this case, maybe they didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
I don't know. I think that's what is what it was.

Speaker 15 (01:05:34):
They didn't make an announcement that the gate change.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
Yeah, but they usually announced those things a hundred times,
so I didn't know. Is that like a fail out?

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Seems fail adjacent fail ish.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Yeah, a smidge of fail.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
On their side though.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
I mean, if you're blind, you're not one hundred bucks.
Come on, well, they got the whole plane to themselves.
That happened to me one time. It was a billion
years ago. It was like the late nineties. I was
getting a connecting flight back to the boarding school where
I was at an Oregon and so it was a
flight to Portland from like central Oregon from like the

(01:06:09):
Redmond Airport on you know, not a super huge plane
but a pretty good size of mine. And I was
the only person there was meeting the flight attendant.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Wow, that was it. I was the only dude.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Were you freaked out? Like, am I in the right place?

Speaker 9 (01:06:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
They're like, hey, good news, You're the only part. They
So they had to sit me in a specific spot
because it waits and balance.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
I'm like all right cool. They're like, hey, yeah, whatever
whatever you need just to you know, let us know,
like this is awesome. I'd be too shy. The smallest
amount that I've had is five other people.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Again, they had to sit us all throughout the plane.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
That'd be nice.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Well, we got the d UIQ coming up. We'll be
getting your calls to get a contestant on that eight
seven seven forty four woodie before we get to that. Though,
This new Polgreg, you're not gonna like it says that
people are drinking less.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Yeah, it's been that way for a minute, right for
the just aren't into it for.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
The first time since nineteen fifty eight.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
More for me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Right, they've been keeping track of drinking habits since nineteen
thirty nine, and fifty four percent of people will have
a drink or two now. Just three years ago, sixty
seven percent of people said they were drinkers. That number's
fallen pretty steep.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
That's interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
More people see it as a health risk, the younger
generation being a big part of the trend. In fact,
Gallup says that fifty three percent of people now think
that even moderate drinking is bad for your health, and
that number is up like twenty five percent from ten
years ago. Greg, no shade, But like as they pull
super hard on their vape, the alcohol's back for their health.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
I know, right, Yeah, that's true. Take your feet up
on the dashboard back in a few show.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Moving right along, and it's our our dumb ass contest now.
Apparently phones for whatever reason are not working.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
We had due.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
There's been a lot of weird stuff happening around here.
Greg's been having problems with his computer. The internet is
dying for weeks every two minutes. The air conditioning is
spotty at best.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Yeah, the other day it was a billion degrees in here.

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
I got my email quote unquote fixed. It's broken again. Okay, okay,
wait again, so they fixed it. It has been broken.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
It's been broken.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
They quote unquote fixed it, and now it's back to
the little jumpy and envelope thing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
Ok, all right, cool? Yeah, Bord was having some some
kind of issue the other day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Everything's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
You had to move into some other room or something, right, Yeah,
one of the audio cars in my board die ye.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
All right, So we told you to call it is broken.
We told you to call in to play the d
U i Q. And it turns out that the phones,
for whatever reason are not working. So we can't get
a contestant, but we still can play.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Yeah. Nothing works here.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
I've been here for seven years. Nothing works here.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
I've been here for but we we are still going
to play amongst ourselves today's dumbass contest.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Which is the duq.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
We still got how little buddies in studio? Yeah, we
still have Menace and Sammy. Yes, and then yeah, all right,
so do u iq. You can play along. But it's
the same as it always is. See Maask goes out
and talks to a drunk person, asking them some really
easy as he says, it's the easiest. Yeah, and so
you just got to try to get two out of
three if you're playing along, just guessing if they're going
to know it or not in order to win. We

(01:09:27):
have Sammy and Menace who are stone cold sober, and
they're gonna be taking a guest at these questions as well.
And who is this person here for the duiq?

Speaker 7 (01:09:34):
It is Stefania. She's gonna tell us about how many
drinks she can remember having and also about what her
plans are with her sweetie.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
All right, here's Stefana.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Stefania. What if you had a drink tonight?

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Why God, the gin shots, hippes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
How many drinks would you think you had?

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Twenty?

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Hell? Yeah, hi, fifteen?

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
So are you married?

Speaker 16 (01:09:57):
I'm married almost almost I'm I have a boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Oh, why do you love your boyfriend? Wait a minute,
which is she went from marriage she's almost and now
it's his boyfriend. She went from twenty plus drinks or
whatever it was, down to fifteen. Guy, I've been talking
to Yeah, SHOs, she can see the future.

Speaker 16 (01:10:16):
Hello, Okay, oh my god, because he gave me my citizenship.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
So he's American. What country are you from?

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Originally I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Mexico.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
I can't see.

Speaker 9 (01:10:31):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Where Choppo's from?

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
You think about how Choppo?

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
He's cool? Pretty?

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Yeah, super cool. I like how she older are saying vodka,
vodka drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
You're a kid that's like half my family.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
I mean, if you ask anybody in the towns that
they're from, like these drug kingpins, they're beloved.

Speaker 7 (01:10:53):
That's how the modeling, that's how he Bulger works. You
ever had free turkeys on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
And I wonder why because nobody wants to die. Yeah,
he's great.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Next question, Yeah, no, no, he sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
He's the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Of country.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Why Oh, because he's so great?

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
So d u i Q that's Stefania. We'll guess if
she knows it. And then of course if Sammy and
menace will know it? Question number one?

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
What are two countries that used to be in the
Soviet Union?

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Two countries that used to be in the Soviet Union.

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
She's obviously not from an area close to there, but
it's world history. Okay, whatever, Yeah, yeah, don't.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
I'm done.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
I'm done.

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
I'm done talking.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
I'll say no for Stefana and then uh no for
sweeping for no, no for both Sammy and Menace. Triple
triple trips, no, triple no.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
They're still thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
I'll give them a second to uh to work on
their answer before I have them guess on Stefanya.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
I mean, look at them.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Look they're like, do I want to write them all
down right now? Sammy, Sammy, do you think this Stefani's
gonna know it? No?

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
No, Menace, what do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
No way?

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Question number one for the d U i Q, what.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Are two countries that used to be in the Soviet Union?

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Menace the Ukraine and god, what's the other one?

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Uh? God, the Ukraine? The Ukraine and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
I'm gonna say Nova Scotia, but that's not right. I
want to say no.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
I want to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Please thanks talking to Ukraine.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Okay, let's go, Okay, well, Ukraine and Ukraine and Ukraine,
those are two different places. One's the Ukraine. Remember the
little Pata girl the US America, right and like such
as you can't think of what you're thinking of? All right, Sammy, uh.

Speaker 15 (01:12:48):
Us s R in Czechoslovakia, all right?

Speaker 7 (01:12:51):
Good guesses, good US s R.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
I don't know that don't exist in Croatia.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Okasia is the one Croatia?

Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
All right, Croatia? Good guess what is the US of
our stand for? Sammy?

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Right? Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:13:01):
Yeah, it's in a Beatles song, that's what I.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
Doesn't exist anymore?

Speaker 9 (01:13:06):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
Which one doesn't? Which was the question? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:13:11):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
No love for me? Estonia? Yeah, Lithuania no no.

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
And then it's all you had to do is say
Ukraine and Russia and you would have gotten this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Oh damn, I got city.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Well. I thought everyone was going to say Russia.

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
No one was going to be able to think of
anything else, right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Yeah, alright, let's say Stefania. Does she know question number one?

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
D u i Q.

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
There are two countries that used to be in the
Soviet Union, Slovakia and Germany.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Germany and they.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Drink and o cook October fest I Slovakia in the region,
but not a former member of the us SR. Alright, well,
now we're looking for all right, question number two d
u I Q. Grover Cleveland was the twenty second and
twenty fourth what.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Can I start OUI.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
Yes to Menace? Okay, okay, yes to sam No to Stefania.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
I will second that, Greg. Right, I agree with Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
I think yes to Sammy, no to Menace. Notice Stefania,
and I will say, without giving any clues, there's a
reason why this is a timely question.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
I can't think of why that would be. I'm trying
to think of. Okay, well, I guess we'll find out
Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Stefania will know
the answer to question number two? No? No, no, let's
see how you guys do. And Sammy, we're gonna start
with you this time. Grover Cleveland was the twenty second
and twenty fourth.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
What president Menace?

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
I put a president as well?

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
President of what I say?

Speaker 15 (01:14:48):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
God no, it was so easy that I was like
club for men I was questioning myself.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
I'm like, wait a minute, and he like, now, why
is it timely?

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
Guy was up recently?

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Why what do you think they might be? Why? Why
am I?

Speaker 9 (01:15:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
What what was it?

Speaker 7 (01:15:04):
Why was Grover Cleveland the twenty second and twenty fourth?
Is that what I said?

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Yeah, that'd be.

Speaker 7 (01:15:08):
Timely for today.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Uh, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
I mean because Trump had one, because she's the only
prior to now, he was the only non consecutive president
on TERNI came back to the second term.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
Even back then, people were like, what Cleveland?

Speaker 15 (01:15:26):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Question number two is see how Stefani does here on
the d u i Q. Grover Cleveland was the twenty
second and twenty fourth? What Cleveland?

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Cleveland?

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Ohio?

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
I went to Portland before. It's someone next to Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
And Seattle, they happen they drink beer.

Speaker 17 (01:15:44):
Yeah, they those states do border each other. She is
really on top of the whole, like beer, you know
October fast. Oh yeah, she's on track making Yeah. All right,
Well she didn't get that one right, She's.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Over two come in fixing Gena's email.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Question number three for the u i Q, what are
any three of the world's deserts? Okay, any any any
names internationally recognized desserts deserts of course, Okay, all right,
I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
Oh no what I'm thinking. I was like, I can
only think of two.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
But now I'm gonna yes to Menace again, and I'm
gonna ask to Sammy on this and notice to Fania again.
I'll say no to Sammy, I'll say no to Menace.
Really notice to Fania.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Yeah, this is also trips no for me, and this
travels quite a bit.

Speaker 7 (01:16:42):
But he did think the Thames River was the ocean.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
It's in the name.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
If you look at a.

Speaker 7 (01:16:50):
Standing next to it, you can't see the other side,
you can then, all right, rain water and rivers.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Okay, you guys still working. Yeah, gonna ask you guys
about Fania first. Maybe I should change yeah, yeah, would
you like to lock in your answer? You're gonna change it?

Speaker 9 (01:17:07):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
It's also level right you said three?

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Right boy?

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
You know what I'm gonna stick with you do it
just for fun? Look at me having all this Sammy
and Menace.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
You thinks Stefanya will get the answer?

Speaker 9 (01:17:19):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
No, no, I'll get you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:20):
Have a hint. There are there are thirty three at
least are according to Wikipedes potential answers, so only ten
percent or less than ten percent.

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
All right, Menace and Sammy do you think she's gonna
get it?

Speaker 9 (01:17:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
No, no, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Question number three, menace, this time will start with you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
What are any three of the world's deserts.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Mohave desert, this Siahara desert or Sahara how every want
to say it? And then the Egyptian desert.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Alright, I'm able to those will note those answers, those answers, Sammy.

Speaker 15 (01:17:53):
I have the Sahara desert, I as well have the
Egyptian desert. To come in the Arabia desert. There are
lourens of Arabia.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Now do you think the Sahara might be different than
the Egyptian desert somehow?

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
You say, what about the Great Basin Desert? But I
know that because that's why I got my frost bite
in the.

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
Middle of the Great bas Yes, that is the Nevada Utah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
Only know because it got frost bite.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Never forget.

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
And the always the surprise answer always, of course, is
the Antarctic cover desert. And the Arctic has one too.
Those are the largest and Haara Arena desert Arabian is
number four. I didn't know, okay, by size Australia or
Great Australian technically.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Goby Gobi, Kalahari geting Chihuahwa.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
What about.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
The Joshua tree desert part of the desert? Palm desert?

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
All right, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Question number three for Stefanja d u i q.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
What are any three of the world's deserts.

Speaker 16 (01:18:59):
Shara Arizona Mexical.

Speaker 6 (01:19:05):
I keep going to the desert you see right across
the border.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
I mean, like, all right, where her head's at?

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Yeah? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Wait, quick question?

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Would palm desert really be considered the.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
I think that's just the name of the city.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Yeah, I know it's in the city, right, So it's
like a separate little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
It sits in what.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
In the it's what does right moham?

Speaker 9 (01:19:30):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:19:30):
Is always that part of the Mohammi? Okay, which is
like like know that Egyptian would be part of the
Sarah Sarah?

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Well, guys, that's how you play without a contestant because
the phones are dead and nothing works around here.

Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
The d you y you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Hope we did well playing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Along and home. We're gonna take a quick break more.
What show is next?

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Hang on?

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (01:19:54):
Show back in the bed?

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
All right, rapid fire, Agree or disagree? No, marriage is overrated.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Agree to disagree, disagree, disagree, disagree, I totally agree. Yeah,
and I'll tell you why. We talk all the time
about how like why can't you just look at Greg
and Mario live together, have a great relationship, operate as
a team as without all the legal stuff that the
state gets involved in and the other nonsense that that

(01:20:29):
filters into it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Like they get tax breaks.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Yeah, you can take care of that in a will
or something, you know. Yeah, I'm saying, have the relationship
without the business agreement.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
Yeah, you don't have to have the marriage. It's not overrated.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
All right, Well, Sammy, you were married at one point.
Marriage overrated. Agree or disagree?

Speaker 15 (01:20:43):
I actually disagree on this.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Disagree.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Yeah, I'm gonna say I agree. I agree, nothing changes. Yeah,
reading is better than watching TV. Agree or disagree? Agree, disagree.
I Yeah, it looks like something like when I see
somebody like you know, sitting there with a book, like
it looks like something that would that looks like it
might be enjoyable, And then you try to do it

(01:21:08):
and I'm like, I'm out. I just don't have you
you know what it is. I don't have the attention
spent on the patients like you know, all right, all right, and.

Speaker 5 (01:21:14):
Now just watching TV without your phone is considered high brow.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Yeah, true, Yeah, how about this one? People are too
obsessed with sports? Agree or disagree. Some people agree, yeah,
but you can say it about anything. Swap out sports
with you know, comic books or you know, some of
this other stuff. K pop yeah yeah, favorite politics?

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
Yeah yeah, politics.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
I disagree. If you like it, go for it. Disagree,
all right, Agree or disagree. Man, it's starting with you.
Tacos are better than burgers.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
You your favorite taco, best taco ever? Yeah, compared to
but in your mind, because that's all you know, arbitrary. Yeah,
best taco you've ever had, compared to the best burger
you've ever had.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
It's close. Yeah, so close.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
I like tacos, more tacos yet, agree, so many more variations.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
Disagree, Burgers rule over tacos, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Agree tacos better, tacos better.

Speaker 15 (01:22:17):
Disagree burger is better, burgers better.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
You know, it's so close.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
I've had some really good tacos and that is one
of my go tos, right, and I like I like
more of the street tacos on the corn, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Yeah, twenty different kinds versus burgers.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Yeah, I've heard of talking like fast food tacos, like
crunchy tacos. It's fine, like they're they're good. I love them,
I'm saying, but, like you know, I wouldn't say in
general better than a burger, but best taco compared to
best burger I've ever had.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
I'm going with the burger. Yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
L yeah, Agree or disagree. Art museums are boring. I agree,
I disagree.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
I love them. Art museums do you do? Yeah, modern
art not my thing, but a regular museum.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
I like the vibe. I like it. I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
I told, I told you I went to the Louver
in Paris, and it's like some super impressive art and
then some I'm like, ah, I can eat that, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Sammy Agreer disagree. I don't think I've been to an
art museum. I believe it a museum I've been to
like a couple. I've not been to a lot. I've
been to a bunch of different museums. Smithsonian are the
Natural History.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
I just think back in the day, not everybody had
access to like paint and stuff. And then so if
you did paint it was a big deal. Yeah, it
was like watching TV.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Yeah, let us tell what you think on the text
over to two to nine eighty seven. Uh. Phones still
kind of jacked up, but yeah, well let'll just tell
you to call it if it gets through. It gets
through eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie, We're gonna take
a quick break.

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
More Woody Shows next, Hang.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
On, Sit tight.

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