FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 23rd 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advice.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show that.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. Hey, what's good? Everybody? Today is Tuesday. It

(00:49):
is December the twenty third, twenty twenty five. We are
the Woody Show. Ye I am Woody at your service,
along with Greg gory Hi. We got Menace, Gina grad Hi,
cea Bass, Sammy Morgan, Vaughn, Dumbass Tyler, Yeah, along with
Bord and Menji. So we are not here live today.

(01:10):
We are on our holiday break, but we'll be back
to start a brand new year of the Woodies Show
on Monday, January the fifth. But some good stuff lined
up for you. And you know what we say, if
you haven't heard it, it's you at said. We would
still like to hear your thoughts on anything you hear
on the show today. If there's an opinion or a
story you want to add, you know, there's a lot

(01:32):
of different ways that you could do That best way
possible is the after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can email
us email at the woodieshow dot com and of course
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us at the Woodi Show. Coming up on the Show

(01:53):
for You today. Some more Amazon sex toy reviews. They
sell all this stuff they do on Amazon and Greg
has some of the reviews for us. Also a round
of would you try It? That's coming up. Gathering of
the Juggalos Sea Bass on site with the insane clown
poss that is on the Show for You this morning.

(02:15):
Got some nasty people to talk about. I got a
story here too that I've been meaning to get to.
It's really under a a that sucks umbrella, but it's
history involving a fun accent. So due in southern California,
it keeps getting his plane stolen. Yeah, so it keeps
getting taken out for a joy ride, and then it

(02:37):
shows up at a completely different airport. The name of
the owner is Jason, and here is the owner and
a rep from the Almonte Police Department talking about finding
the stolen plane at a different airport. Again warning fun
Accent ahead and come back to do the same walks.
But their friendage has.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Just parked out in the tarmac unoccupied, and in fact,
it had a chain from the airplane down to the
bolt on the ground.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, so that's just a tie down. Those aren't locked or anything.
That's just a tie down. So you can just unhook
it and whatever and get and get gone. Apparently it
was a woman and she like took the plane, flew
it and then also I did like a repair really
that kind but then just it landed at a different airport.

(03:26):
Yeah all right, but he keep it getting plane story.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Again, knowing the procedures, would he now that you know
how to do this, how can you take somebody else's plane?
And then would she not be in contact with the
ground because you have to always be on contact with
the towers? Right, So she says, you know you identified
by tail number?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Correct, Correct, that's just the plane. But they don't know
who's in the pim Like they don't know that it's
you flying. Oh, it's not like that's not your plane.
I do have a set of keys. Yes, that's the
thing I got. So I'm not sure like hot maybe
she yeah she did, she hot. This is not like
some big, like super technologically advanced plane. It's you know,

(04:06):
it's a basic like I think I think it was cess.
That's pretty much a lawnmower.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, when you put the key in the plane, this
is gonna just pure ignorance. Do you turn it like
a car or do you push a buttoned up? You
literally like and started the plane.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
The plane I'm getting is a push button start. Okay,
but yeah, the same same idea, so they do have both.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Similar to cars.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Button, It was just button you kind of prime, you
kind of prime the engine and then you started, and
once it catches, you have to give it like you
know thrust. Well no, it's it's not thrust, but like
it's called the mixture, like so the air mixture with
the fuel and everything else. So then it just catches
and it goes and then it starts up and then
you know, you have to do some some run up
things to make sure the engine is all ready to go.

(04:50):
And do all planes have keys? Yeah, of some sort.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Yeah, okay, okay, this is the Sami question because she
watches a lot of Hallmark movies. Yes, what if this
ends up being like a meet cute, they end up dating,
Like you're the one who still keeps stealing my.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Plane with this guy?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yeah, like you think that's possible.

Speaker 8 (05:06):
It could be depends on what they're stealing the plane for.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
He's a retired guy. I don't know if he's looking
for love anymore, wouldn't he because he already has his love.
It's his airplane. That's all he wants to do. He
wants to be left alone.

Speaker 9 (05:20):
She also shares the love for airplanes as well.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Then getting free repairs and.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Come back to the saving walks.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
But the missing all game as just part of missing again.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Sounds like an inside job, like somebody who works at
one of these airports or mechanics.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, got it. That sucks story. You can't you hear
the story?

Speaker 10 (05:40):
Man?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
This is terrible. The Russian model, the TV personality, former
Miss Universe competitor, how would you say? Can see uh
al Alexandrov? Yeah, so she died. She and her husband
were in a car crash with a moose on the highway.
The moose went through the windshield and slem into her yea,

(06:01):
and she didn't survive her injuries. But yeah, thirty years old,
that just happened over That happened over the weekend.

Speaker 11 (06:08):
Man.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
That Yeah, I saw the posts. I didn't realize it
was a moose.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, I went through these. The moose went through the windshield.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah, Alexandrova.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, when we were in Alaska, I was hoping to
see a moose because I've never seen one in person,
and people who have seen them tell me that they're
three times bigger than you.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
They never their massive experience. Yeah. Wow. A media rite
crashed through the roof of someone's house in Georgia. Okay,
but I've been identified as a four point five six
billion year old rock, so older than the Earth itself.
Was so weird. It was caught on video confirmed by NASA.

(06:46):
Somehow there were no injuries from the incident. You can
sell that for bank. Yeah, yeah, I mean, but still,
I mean that sucks. I mean it sucks. Media wite
crash into the house. And then there was another story
about I guess they were doing some work and they
were stalling some new phone poles, and so they had
this crane that they were using to do this work
and the crane fell into this person's house. And the

(07:11):
name of the family is the Crane family. Swear I
look it up. Look it up. I swear to you.
I think it was Virginia. Say, crane crashes into Crane
family house crazy.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
I do know something.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
The Crane family and they were they were lifting telephone
poles into place, and the crane fell over into the
Crane house. Name get it hitting it? Yeah, just it
just it just happened last week, is the story. Yeah,
there was a video I saw with these guys. They
were doing all this work, and you know they were

(07:45):
trying to uh what do they call it? Fella tree? Yes?
Is that? Is that? Technically? How you say it?

Speaker 11 (07:51):
Right? Like?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's correct? Yeah. So they're they're they're cutting this tree down,
this big old tree, and you could tell these guys
really thought they knew what they were doing. It kind
of reminded me of the story that Greg told. Remember
you hired some guy to come cut a tree down
and you guys almost died mega budget. Yeah, because Greg
is trying to save like four dollars.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Trying to save like four hundred dollars, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
He got this guy and he was gonna he was
gonna fell this tree that Greg had. And they put
a rope around and he told Greg to pull it
in this direction. Here hold this rope.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
I'm standing standing like fifty feet away and I'm holding
this rope as tight as I can, pulling the branch
towards me while he cuts it. He thinks, oh, it'll
just kind of fall right in front of him. No,
it was it went flying and missed my head by
I don't know, yeag so strong. Yeah, I was pulling
too hard, almost ripped.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
That was trying to save four cents something like that.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, between four and seven cents or something. Anyway, So
the video, I was watching these guys and they're they're
very you know, they have all this stuff, and it's
big gass tree next to this house, and there's all
this space around all other areas well. When the tree
finally started the fall, the one direction they did one
of the falls, the direction that fell in right, it

(09:02):
just took this entire house out. Oh God, and the
family that lived there was the tree fa the tree family.
Did you find the story?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:10):
No, I haven't done it, did you?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
It said? Crane meets crane?

Speaker 5 (09:13):
There go, there you go.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
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Speaker 1 (10:32):
Wow redline is not brim.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
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I was saying what to show another nine other weird
shift in the emergency room. Local person from jail got
an STD at his uh colostomy site. Okay, after letting

(10:58):
the other jail mad have sex with it? What yeah
you said?

Speaker 8 (11:04):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Fun fact. The slang term term for that is called
the Philly side car. That's from Nick who.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Just texted Nick the nurse something tells me when you're
using the phrase let him very there's so.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Many you wanna you wanna go? You wanna take a
run of my colostomy? Yeah, the Philly sidecar? Oh my god,
why would you talk about Philly sidecar? That's funny. Uh,

(11:40):
that reminds me. I saw a video. I pulled the
audio for you. This woman, she's a nurse and she
talks about something that that happened. Well, she was at
work today.

Speaker 12 (11:50):
We were talking about weird consoles that we've had, and
I had a console I had on the page to
the emergency room for a foreign body in the vagina
that was causing extreme pain for this patient.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, sorry about the crickets in the background. I tried
to use AI, like, hey, eliminate the crickets from this,
and it did an okay job, but then it really
kind of messed with the quality of something. Yeah, but anyway,
just say no, she's hanging on her porch and she's
telling this story about this, this experience with this woman
who had something in her vast.

Speaker 12 (12:17):
Upon arrival in the emergency room, I had a very
calm collected patient that could not tolerate a vaginal exam
but said that she had a crazy night with her
husband and she didn't remember, but something was in her
vagina and causing a significant paign. So we did some
imaging and trying to figure out what was going on.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
And this is her X ray.

Speaker 12 (12:35):
I don't know if you can see here, but in
the center of the frames there is something that does
not belong.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
It needed to come out. So we went to the
operating room. It was a scented candle. It was a Oh,
this woman had a scented candle.

Speaker 9 (12:49):
I wonder what favor it was?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Well, she answers that question.

Speaker 12 (12:52):
Oh nice, And this wasn't the Gwyneth Paltrow special scented candle,
although it probably smelled a little bit more like that. Now,
this was a vanilla scented candle, and to this day
I cannot buy a vanilla candle, So thank you lady.
Despite removing the foreign body, she continued to demand pain medications,
and it seemed that this was actually very pain seeking behavior.

(13:16):
Come to find out, she was well known to several
other local hospitals and emergency rooms under various names for
similar objects being placed in the vagina and uncontrolled pain.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Okay, so it ruined vanilla scented candles for this woman.
But it turns out this woman just randomly stuffed things
inside of her bad.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
She get pain meds so she.

Speaker 9 (13:35):
Can get pain mad.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
That is hard.

Speaker 9 (13:40):
Also, has this girl thought to just show someone's X rays?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
That was my first question.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
Yeah, maybe it was an artist rendering.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I mean, I mean, how do you identify that person
by just showing X rays? How do you identify the nurse?

Speaker 13 (13:51):
Identify the nurses who will identify?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
But she didn't out your identity doesn't matter.

Speaker 9 (13:58):
She took a picture of your X ray and a
show get to people.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Right, that's that's not a person I want on my
ear if she, if she, if it was obvious, like
who the person was, But it's just a.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Random like I I agree with you, she shouldn't be
doing it in the first place. But you still can't
identify the person.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
You can't have done it. There's no identifying.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
I know that hole anywhere.

Speaker 13 (14:17):
Yeah, I know that's which nurse do you want to
have in your yard? The person who takes takes your
vagina candles out and shows them to the world.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well, look, if I went in there with a vagina candle,
I would expect fully expect that people were going to
be talking about this.

Speaker 8 (14:29):
Talking about taking a picture of your X ray is
worry you.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Can get into the perfect world?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Do you want your doctors and your nurses to not
say anything to anybody? Yeah, not even talking.

Speaker 9 (14:39):
Don't they go home and talk about it at dinner?

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Human perfect world? They don't.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
But if it's funny, that's on you.

Speaker 13 (14:45):
Yeah, it's true, hilarious.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, there's more conversation about the hip of violation than
there is about this put This person had a vanilla
scented candle up her hu haa chasing down on pain meds.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
We're still sounds like Elderbarry.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
I mean we've heard everything.

Speaker 13 (15:04):
I've been any guys who had two hands, you know,
places they shouldn't be.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Played the audio on.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
This the podcast, Yeah, Champagne bottles. Yeah, and that was
at the fulsome street fair, was it not? That was
on a public street in San Francisco. You're right, Woody,
that's right.

Speaker 13 (15:22):
It's a show.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Where I played the audio of that nurse. She made
a post online another wild day at work where some
woman came in. She ended up having a vanilla scented
candle in her vagina, as you do, and they had
to do stuff to get that thing out of there.
And of course she was complaining about, you know, being
in pain, so she really demanded those pain medications. And
then it turns out she goes to all the local

(15:47):
hospitals with different things in her vagina, all unemployed. Did
you get more pain meds? I mean, you do what
you gotta do. I did say. We've had this conversation before.
If you were the opposite sex for twenty four hours,
what would you do? Like, what would you do if
you were a dude gina for twenty four hours? That's

(16:08):
your dream?

Speaker 5 (16:08):
I would never stop women and around ever.

Speaker 13 (16:11):
For twenty four hours, for twenty four hours, if it
were long enough to live around.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
Well, come on, it has to be long enough to
just do the helicopter with a little bit.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
I'm merely helicopter.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah you can do like the Yeah you can do
the spin thing. That's true.

Speaker 13 (16:25):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
Although I think why they say, like, well, never mind,
like if your boobs are big, yeah, i'd stick it
and everything.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah, that's what you would do. We just sit around
and just play with your yeah, your penis.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
All day and then I go for a walk after dark.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Yes, okay, you know what, all those muggers come out
the rest of us.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
That's conversation. I don't know if we've gotten Sammy. If
you were a dude for a day, what would you do.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
I would walk around like a mall or somewhere random,
just to see how I got treated, because I'm interested
in that to know if all the things that you
guys say is true, which is like.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh, no one ever you know it was nice to me.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Right, Yeah, the bartender doesn't anoledge for drinks.

Speaker 8 (17:05):
So I am curious to experience that and see if
it really is what you guys say. Or like I'm
just a nice person the way that I am.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
That's what it is. Taking the garbage out because there
are no nice dudes, no nice dudes out there who
are just nice to people, work in places.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Walks at night, in bad neighborhoods. Because nothing bad happens
to men.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
It doesn't have to be a bad neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Are more men or women killed murdered? Like in the streets,
that's a good question.

Speaker 13 (17:37):
Has to be men just because they're the ones we
do dangerous things.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Women just walking along, dude gets killed or woman gets killed, Like,
who's killed? More? Got to be men? Got to be mad.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
I probably agree.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Dudes aren't getting raped.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Church says more men are murdered than women.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Say that they're not getting just randomly sexually assaulted. Yeah,
the way that women are, like women who are jogging
or you know something like that.

Speaker 13 (18:04):
Yeah, it' probably it's probably a tough statistically track down,
like person walking alone by themselves not you know part of.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
But I'm saying with somebody who wasn't involved in a situation,
they were just minding their business and they end up
getting kill, there's got to be stats on that. Yeah,
that's gonna be tough. Actually, if I was a woman
for twenty four hours, I've said it before, I'd just
be sticking everything up there so I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Have to live with you the next day so many
in fact, I would maximize my time and to see
how much free crap can you get from.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
All day, like a water buffalo, nine iron, a set
of car keys. Now I know that for Greg, Amazon
is somewhat of a recent discovery about a year welcome, yeah,

(18:52):
instantly addicted. Yeah you know what I signed up for.
I signed up for YouTube Premium. Oh really yeah, yeah,
because I've been watching more YouTube videos on stuf u
and it gets so annoyed with the breaks for the ads.
I got sucked in by their offer, like, hey, you
know you can make these things disappear. We'll see how
it goes.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I think I've had that for a really long time,
but I never signed in, and I still sit through
the commercial.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh really yeah, And it's always like they place, I
know what people are talking about with our podcast. Now,
I never listened to our podcast because I've lived it.
But people say, oh, like the ads will pop up
at these random times, like right in the middle of
a conversation, and that's exactly what happens with YouTube.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Actually, we've gotten way better at that.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
It's not us like we will put because they have
us put these markers in there where the commercials should go,
which is where the commercials go in the broadcast show.
Sometimes that system that we have here is kind of
half fast and it doesn't necessarily put them there. I
signed up for that, so I'm new. I'm new to
YouTube premium. Greg is kind of somewhat new to Amazon

(19:56):
at this point. He was on there looking at something
and then oh, I know what it was. We went
we had sex toy that you bought? Yep, we want
to do go find like what some of the other
ones were on there? And there's like reviews, right, and
I thought, who would actually publicly review these things? And
everybody does. And a lot of these reviewers they do
good reviews. Really, they're amusing, they're well written reviews. They

(20:21):
take it seriously. Greg.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
So I found a bunch of products that I think
everybody in this room can relate to. You'll understand when
I tell you why. Okay, I want to start with
this one adult male sex toy with seven thrusting and
seven rotating modes, hands free pocket keyword with mounting based
and electric thrusting cup. That's the that's the product. So
it's essentially a flashlight with things that inside of it moves.

(20:46):
Nice stroke you right.

Speaker 13 (20:49):
And that title at the title is the amazonification of titles.
Every title these days is a thousand words long because
they want to hit all these keywords.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
And this is editing that down because you know they
have those massage chairs. Yeah, you know, it's got the
stuff that kind of move in them. So it's that
but like in a pocket Vagina exactly got it.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
So this one reviewer says, I'm absolutely blown away by
this incredible stroker that has taken my personal moments to
a whole new level. The erconomic design of the handles
is like some game controllers sent down from the heavens
by the pleasure gods. It provides multiple ways to keep
the thing in place, allowing me to customize my session
with ease. The suction cup mount with articulated arm is

(21:30):
a genius feature. Lets me position it anywhere I want
at any angle, perfect for desks, bedside tables, or a
shower wall or tile floor.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Oh, let me ask you a question like on the
reviews on Amazon, can you click to see like, is
this a person who's reviewing everything? I didn't investigate it?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Is it a verified shopper or is it like is
this that that the way that's written, it sounds like
sounds like somebody from the company.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Is somebody that's paid on fiver to do reviews.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Like maybe I really enjoyed this new masturbatortimes'll.

Speaker 6 (22:09):
Say verified purchase, right, yeah, that's what I'm asking Yeah, okay, yeah,
And then there's a lot of people that do humble
brags in their reviews, so the same exact product.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
This one guy wrote, if you're well endowed, this might
not work well for you. Thankfully I was able to
give it to my partner and it was very enjoyable experience.
It's a good weight as well. It suctions onto tile
surfaces very well.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Good.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Okay, we get it, You're lucky. Would that be more
useful for a woman's sex toy, like the suction cup
thing like do a.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Shower wall or where you're sticking it, you know.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
For something like this, it seemed like you would need that.

Speaker 13 (22:45):
As a dude, what I'm saying the first review said,
tile floor, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Are you laying down a yeah, work out for the ladies?
Bunny ear adult tool for women with silent realists.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Thrusting, Oh how does that work?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
All right?

Speaker 4 (23:03):
This reviewer says, the vibes b vibin with this strong
wand it hits more than pleasure points with its versatility
and reach. It has long battery life, and it's easy
to operate and clean, and the vibration levels have good functionality,
surprisingly soft to the touch.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
All right.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Then I found that thing that Seabas spot, the six
point eight pound male sex doll with torso masturbator for
gay men.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
That's what it's called.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
It's that giant torso and a clownishly long. So this
is the exact same model, and this reviewer says, at
six point eight pounds, it's heavy and the whole experience
made it feel more like a partner than a prop.
The seven is diildo is exactly what I was craving.
Hell thick, veined and firm in all the right ways.

(23:55):
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(24:17):
and versatile it is. You can move it, ride it,
flip it, whatever position you're in the mood for. It responds.
And the best part, it's not just for solo play.
My partner and I were both able to enjoy it together,
adding a new level of intensity and connection. Jealousy.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
If you have someone there, what do you need the
sex man for? Right out.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Channel, The anal channel delivers dual stimulation.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Good question. Fifty other you know, it's funny like Greg
is a person who can't go to the grocery store
and buy toilet paper because he's too embarrassed. Right right now,
other people are embarrassed to buy things like this, So
maybe they'll buy it, you know, discreetly online, have it
shipped to the house. They won't go to one of
the adult stores. They would never do that. Then there's

(25:07):
the person who not only buys it, but refuses it
and then reuse it the world.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Yeah, some of these whole are opposite of like unboxing
videos where they show it.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
And so weird.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
See, one time I was looking at Amazon reviews and
I saw a girl I knew who had reviewed it
in pictures and stuff, and.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
I thought, what are the odds?

Speaker 8 (25:26):
And like, what if somebody saw that who actually knows you?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Well, I assume like if they're putting that video together,
they don't care.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
They don't care.

Speaker 13 (25:39):
Well, some people who sit down for interviews with their
sex dolls that they're like, I.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Live with this and my girlfriend. Also, if I think
of I'm buying one of these things, I don't think
if I'm really reading the reviews.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
You you wouldn't want to read a review after before
investing in something.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, it's one hundred fifty dollars invest A lot of
these things are no returney.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, oh yeah, I think I'm about to have my period.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
It's a woody show.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Some Amazon review some some things that are sold on Amazon, Like,
who are the people reviewing some of these things? Even
share that information? Grigged a little bit of a of
a deep dive into that.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Another review said, I was not ready. This thing is hefty,
realistic and delivers exactly what it promises, maybe even more.
The texture feels amazing, that detailing is wild and the
size is great. The size is great. The size is great.
Another product electric penis enlarging vacuum pump with four suction intensities.

Speaker 13 (26:41):
I'm surprised they're able to say that because those things
do not make it big.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Yeah, I think we know why he does.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
So this person, you tried it a penis pump.

Speaker 13 (26:52):
No, I've not tried it, but I also have seen
I've also known the science behind wieners and if it
made it bigger, if they actually worked, every guy would
have fifteen of them.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I think of any of this stuff works.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
And it's a quick fix, right, and it'll just kind of.

Speaker 13 (27:03):
Pump it hot sack right, it's yeah, it's I.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Saw magic Mike like you me.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
That's how I know this guy liked it, but he
had an important warning. Okay, so this is the penis pump.
In the past, I've used several different pumps, all with
a hand pumping device which tired your hand out and
you couldn't have both hands free, and they never really
got a firm grit because I don't shave. The pump
is amazing. I can't believe the suction on it. I
started out with level one. I got brave and I

(27:29):
went to level two and it sucked in one of
my testicles, so I had to get it out. Oh wow,
and I had to go back to level one. I
would recommend wearing a sea ring to keep your testicles
in place, but very careful if it sucks one or
both of them in.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Oh no, I would.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Think, So that seems damage.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
And what does the penis fum actually do.

Speaker 13 (27:48):
It creates a next, creates a vacuum and that kind
of encourage you know it, but also creates suction, so
it feels.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Like somebody's doing something for you.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Oh so it was actual toy. I thought it like
it was to make it larger. Yeah, it's that's the
that's the quote thought behind it. But it's again medically
not medically proven false. But you up for like a
few seconds probably there. We've been around for decades, sure
they have.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
But I would imagine then when you're done, it doesn't
it just goes back to north right exactly.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, like you can blow a balloon up, but as
long as you're pinching the stem or whatever, that is
the yeah, Like okay, so yeah, but then as soon
as you let it go, it's just back to a balloon.
If you're using it in preparation for using that on somebody,
you can't do it while. You can't do anything while
it's in the pump, obviously, so the read you take
it out, you're to.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Where you started. Type it in on my work computer.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
But then this, okay, you have to hear this brag
because it's impossibly unbelievable. This same penis pump product. The
reviewer says, I've had it since December, and the pump
is very powerful, well designed, sturdy, It's built to last.
My only gripe is the length of the cylinder and
the rubber sleeves. They're too small.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Length.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
And check this out what this guy says. I would
say the tube is about eight inches long, and I'm
just discovering that I must be well over eleven.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Get out of there, just discovering that you aren't even sure.
I just realized it because I got this prof that
was the case. What are you doing with the pump?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah? Right right?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah? Might show give me an f and break somebody who.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
Became an unintentional accidental size queen. I don't think eleven
is possible.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
And if you bought a thing for your unit and
it didn't fit, and then oh, I must be eleven inches.
This thing is eleant told me right, So it wraps
it up by saying it's it's quite uncomfortable for me,
and I keep having to pull the entire device outward
so my urethra isn't constantly being pulled up into this.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Weird Penis palms are actually used by doctors for people
who have Perone's disease. It helps them straighten their penis out,
like if you got like a dog legged curve.

Speaker 13 (30:15):
It does it draws again. It's drawing blood into it,
but only for the moment, and that blood doesn't suddenly
and make everything bigger personally.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
It doesn't. You don't damn it all, like you couldn't
use the straighten it permanently. I would assume. Yeah, I
don't know about that either. Maybe straight I saw commercial
on TV. There was something on TV. They were advertising
something for people and they were using a lot of carrots.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Yeah, that's the Perone's disease one.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah, right, And I don't know that. Is it a
medication or is like some kind of thing that was
basically if you have a curved wen er.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Yeah, I feel like it's a stent. You know, they
got to the props. Something up in there, no idea.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, it was like random. It just came on TV.
I'm like, kind of an odd commercial. They talking about penises,
and like you think they are weird. Do you want
to hear about one more product?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Sure, one more something we can all relate to, because
we all did it. Papers for adults. So north Shore
Megamax adult overnight diapers, ten count bag, unisex incontinents underwear.
So now overall, unlike us who actually had fun with them,
customers didn't seem to like them. This person said, the
most leakproof, the most heavy duty, best holding for full

(31:17):
bowel movement.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
And full bladder.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
None of us pooped in it. No, they leak less
than all other diapers. But that being said, they're hot
and sweaty. They're basically like wearing a plastic trash bag.
The same reason their leakproof is the same reason they're sweaty,
and that sweat caused a fungal and bacterial growth.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Ye And then this one.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Says, okay, terrific, I actually use this for my senior
dog that was having a bladder control issue. I just
cut a hole for the tail. She's a pit mix
forty three pounds. And I should have gotten the small
size because these diapers run big. But I thought I was.
This is where it sounds like me writing the review.
I thought I was ordering a case of four packages
for a total of forty diapers. The descript was deceiving

(32:01):
sixty seven dollars for ten diapers. Unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Oprah, Right, yeah, Bill Gates.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
That's what people are saying about diapers, dildo's yeah, and pumps.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah. Greg went down the rabbit hole of Amazon reviews
on my work computer. Forty four. Woodie, we'll take a
quick break more Woody shows next time on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
We'll be right.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Back now here where it gets real good.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
This will get great.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Cory's I much needed time to think about everything.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
He's gonna vacuum when he gets on later.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yes, the Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
We were talking about some of those Amazon reviews, the
penis pump thing, people with crooked penises and things of that.
Somebody on the text said, why would you want to
straighten a curve penis? We were talking about that one
advertisement that kids popping up on TV for Peronis. It's
called like geoflex, I believe and some Why would you
want to straighten a curved penis? I did a guy,
uh and it was some of the best sex I've

(33:07):
ever had.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
But you'd have to lay side on the curve.

Speaker 13 (33:12):
If it's a gradual upcurve that is, I mean, that's
how a lot of vibrators are designed. However, there if
there's a dog leg, like you said to the left
of the right, that's a problem. And I looked it
up the G flex. It's not a pill, as that
would be very hard to work. It's an injection that
breaks down collagen. So a lot of Peronis diseases, there's
like like there's like a collagen that's pulling two sides
together and so this you injected right in that collagen

(33:35):
breaks it down.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
The thing straightened. It was a real bone you could
do like to do with a nose like break it
reset like they're going to do cast on it.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Have you been hearing those stories about the botox stuff
that dudes are doing putting talks in their penis. Really
it's not working out for what reason? Over no to
for a girth. I could see it inth like like filler. Sorry,
oh okay, yeah, because it's just.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
There was a video that popped up, but this woman
was like going off on people like genus size queens.
You know what, ladies, can we get real for a second.
I don't know why, blah blah blah blah blah, you know,
talking about like you want something this big, No you don't.
And she basically said, like the you know, the the
most that you're going to get any kind of like
pleasure from is about what three inches deep into your

(34:24):
into your body, and then anything after that is just
a complete waste.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
I agree, Well, that's what I agree with.

Speaker 13 (34:30):
That because Greg as a gay guy and who cares,
but you like the look of it, the.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Feel who cares about the size?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Like he's gay guys love they love big ones still
even though that's more about mouth parts.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I'm talking about like when you know, like for the
for the pleasure.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
I agree, what have I said this whole time?

Speaker 10 (34:49):
Much?

Speaker 5 (34:50):
It's too much? We don't need you know, eight plus?

Speaker 8 (34:54):
Yeah, you guys are all the ones saying that you
want it and you don't care if it's.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Too much for the it's cool, yeah, exact, Yeah, it
would be cool, like you guys have persons and shoes
for you, Like that's what I want from me. It
would be cool to go to a nude beach and
be confident.

Speaker 9 (35:05):
Yeah, but I mean it's painful to him too far, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
We don't need you to flash the kickstand. We don't.
I get I get that it's like cool looking, but
it's too much.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
It's so cool is that? But is that about right?

Speaker 9 (35:19):
Like yeah, that looks a little small.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
No, I mean no, he's saying amount that will matter
and the rest is just extra.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah yeah, do you agree? Yeah, like anything beyond this
is the nose bleeds and what's the point, right, But yeah,
I mean, you know, curved, whatever it is, what are
you going to do? That's the thing. Like women can
fix everything. Yeah, they can fix their boobs, they can
fix like like whatever it is, like a guy knows. Yeah, yeah,

(35:49):
guy can fix their nose. But I'm saying, like I guess,
you know, uh, private area, the private area. Like women
can get vagina plasty, yeah, a plastic baby plastic you know,
make things look at certain way. Like, guys, we're kind
of screwed. Bigger, smaller. Yeah, whatever you got is just
what you got.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
What you got. Sorry, that's how it is for the
rest of your life.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Just think about that guy on the flip side. We
gotta rule the world, you know what I mean? Your
ears always grew in.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Charge of it.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
We can be in charge of everything. But it's a
trade off, you know. Dingle eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven more Woody shows next and we are
into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

(36:34):
Thank you for being here. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory.
We got Menace. Gina grad is here, we got Sea
Mass Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody,
And boy am I excited because a.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Magnet they.

Speaker 7 (36:56):
To a scientists.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
I have intentionally not ask Sea Bass any questions about
the gathering of the Juggalos at this point because it's
always an adventure. Every year Sea Bass goes out to
the gathering of fans for Insane clown Possibly they have
a reunion, so to speak.

Speaker 13 (37:15):
It's the twenty fifth anniversaryat you believe it still kicking out,
still kick it somehow.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah. And so it's held in Ohio, and he witnesses things.
It's something almost every year that's brand new that we
just what he thought, you've seen and heard everything. It
sounds fake. It's America that.

Speaker 13 (37:32):
Yeah, you'd like this isn't real life because there's so
many illegal and dangerous things.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, and so many great songs like what is a Juggalo?

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Let me so?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Oh he gets buck naked and then he walks through
the streets connected but it's his butt secret.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah. So it's really good to get see like where
you want to. And by the way, they must all
fly there first class and first class accommodations. Oh wait,
how do they get the time off? First's privately, there's
a lot of people hitchhiking to get to the gathering
of the Juggalos each year.

Speaker 13 (38:06):
There's a lot of just sleeping in the grass because
it's held on a festival. It's not a real festival grounds,
but it's private property in a place called Thornville, Ohio,
which is a half hour outside of Columbus. And yeah,
it's not near any kind of public transportation, so I'm
on all the message boards, and you see people who
they got to like the Greyhound station at Columbus and
they're walking nine hours.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Or whatever, little and with no plan on how to get.

Speaker 13 (38:28):
Back right exactly, no ticket even like they'll sneak in
through the woods.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, so you plan ahead and you're not camping there
on site, right, Not anymore, that's that's a pain of
that ass. Not anymore. I did it once.

Speaker 13 (38:39):
I slept in like a van. And it's number one,
it's hard to like charge things. Number two it's the
heat index was ninety five degrees, so it was absolutely
miserable the entire time. And number three, they will steal
your things and I will steal from each other, and
especially they will steal from me because I'm an outsider.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Now, I don't know why you would think that you
would stand out. Oh in fact, I oh wait, now
we see any of the video from the gathering of
the Juggalos.

Speaker 13 (39:01):
Everybody, the average Jugglo is shirtless. Again in ninety five
degree heat. They have what are called box braids, which
are those like thin like braids that kind of come
off each side of your head like spider legs, all
kinds of tattoos, very fat uh and they again.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Yeah, the showering is hidden, Miss Minimal. Yes, mostly is
the crowd aging or are they bringing in new people?
Like do they? Is there like a new generation of
in seeing clown posse fans of new jugglos coming into
the mix?

Speaker 13 (39:30):
Surprisingly a large number. Yes, there are a large number
of twenties, thirties. There were numerous children. Oh really, which again,
you're the open drug use, open drug sales community, show us.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Your buttholes like a big greeting. Well, speaking of my juggles,
let's go to that first clip.

Speaker 13 (39:46):
So we posted on the body Show Instagram a clip
from the that's from the Misjuggalette pageant, which about twenty
girls get up and they have a talent proportions whimsuit.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
One of the many things that happens because it's it's
part concert right part mostly side shows, side shows. They
have this mis juggle Lette competition will give people selling
random stuff throughout the event drugs.

Speaker 13 (40:10):
So yeah, the mis Jugglette pageant is different than the
wet t Shirt pageant that is just live sex acts
on stage between women Miss Jugglettes more classy. So look
in our in our video we have on that what
you Instagram. The girls singing I think it's a Doja
Cat song. Yes, they jugglers don't like that, so they're
throwing trash at her, which they did. Now, one guy
didn't like the trash being thrown, so he gets off

(40:30):
and he tries to deck another guy in the crowd. So,
but they do have celebrity hosts, and that's why I've
talked to first here. The hosts this year were Big
Jay Ocreson and Louis Gomez.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
You know nice.

Speaker 13 (40:42):
Yeah, yeah, they they kind of they get it. They
know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
They tour a lot with like bird Ker, right, they
lead to us back to their podcast.

Speaker 13 (40:50):
So while on stage they're getting they are getting pelted
by trash because these juggles just throw trash. So Big
Jay made an observation to me. He said, look, if
you want to win the mis Juggle atte pageant, do
the following.

Speaker 14 (41:02):
By the time the heat started coming on strong, people
were throwing sea life at one point. If I can
give any advice, show your butthole and run for your life.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (41:14):
So, if you're a girl you want to win, just
turn around your.

Speaker 13 (41:17):
Cheeks because before you hit in the head with a
beer can, yeah, And what Jay's referring to is at
one point a dead squid was thrown on stage, which
had been been floating around them, just to get people
just carrying squid OCTOPI, I just brought.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
It to the festival.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Oh yeah, as tooth sleeping bag, my keys.

Speaker 13 (41:39):
The squid, thank you something you don't buy on site?
Again the trash, unfortunately I was part of that was
being thrown at these girls. Uh inadvertently because I brought
my entry pass to get in to talk to these juggalos.
Is I bring a big rolling cooler full of beer,
seltzer shots, et cetera. Because then I like, because they're
all poor and they need it. So yeah, it's basically bribes.

(42:00):
But I brought it out to the juggle at pageant
and much of the guys saw and they're grabbing beers.
I'm fine, And then they said, wait a minute, there's
all this free beer here, why don't we just throw
it at the girls? So there, now, Gina, they are responsible.
What you do if you're gonna toss a beer at
a girl who's shaken her bee hole at you on stage,
drink at least half of it before you throw it.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
There gentleman, because you don't want to hit her and
knock her.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Out, right, Jay said, yeah, show your beat, be a gentleman,
being a gentleman, all right.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
So Sea Mass at the gathering of the Juggalos. So
this is one of the girls I was talking to.
Her name, she goes by Whimsy Moon.

Speaker 13 (42:36):
And as Bloody was hinting at here, there is a
younger generation of Juggalos out there because the figure insane
clown posse big hits were late night late nineties to today,
So that's where a lot.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Of folks big hits. You know, all those household names,
Oh yeah, all those songs that you'll never forget.

Speaker 13 (42:52):
So Whimsy Moon is now a she's a second generation Juggalo.

Speaker 15 (42:55):
By myself, this is my fifth gathering. My dad has
taken me since I was six, mainly during the day
because he didn't want to expose me to the night settings.
So I guess since like two thousand and.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
Six, really nothing really happens at night. That's that weird though, right.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
It can be.

Speaker 15 (43:11):
Matter of fact, be careful. There are people going around
with a white water gun with a blue handle. It
is laced with fatonyl.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Oh oh, and she's been going since she was six,
and I be advised.

Speaker 13 (43:25):
I saw the other six year olds there. Not to
be fair, there are certain juggalos that push back on
the kids and dogs.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
There were a ton of dogs I was talking to.

Speaker 13 (43:34):
Actually, this is the first year I met not one,
but three different Woody Show fans there. And the one
guy was telling me, y man, I used to camp here,
but I can't because it is twenty four to seven
fireworks and which is not great for dogs.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
No, Like, if you have somebody who's uptight and dorky
like myself, going, would I be physically safe or would
you get essentially assaulted?

Speaker 13 (43:54):
That's a great question. Greg and I have said this
even at the night, even the day or night doesn't matter.
You are safe just walking around the gathering and no
one's gonna just jump you out of nowhere. But once
you get in, you know, you start getting into the
mosh pits, or you start taking things that people are handing.
You don't take anything that anyone hands you. They have
that fentyl narcan kits everywhere, Fentyl tests everywhere. Wow, because

(44:16):
people do die. Now, what she's talking about here is
there was there was a rumor going around that there
was fentanyl laced water guns being sprayed. Now to me,
that just sounds like that sounds like a.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Panicer hysteria for any other crowd, right.

Speaker 13 (44:29):
They made that announcement from a stage on the Tuggle
was like, please be aware, we've got a coorse blah
blah blah blah blah. So here is again. She has
been going since she was six years old. Here's more
from Whimsy Moon.

Speaker 15 (44:40):
It is laced with fetanol. There's been twenty people that
ended up in the medical tent. There's also a group
around the gaming area that has put LSD inside of
water balloons. I got smacked with like three the other
day and I was not okay. I almost ended up
in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
So make sure you're careful.

Speaker 15 (44:58):
It's just I know they're trying to do it fun,
but they shouldn't do that because not everybody is going
to be okay, and bentanyl is not okayan. Is not
okay to be spraying people.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
With no people, It is not okay.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Sounds like a festival in a prison yard. Well, legit scared?
What do you mention that? Great?

Speaker 13 (45:16):
Because the guy walked up to me. So I'm walking
around on my microphone. So I'm aware that I'm I'm advertising,
I'm available to interview. This guy said, oh man, I'd
love to talk to you, but I'm not supposed to
be here, showed me his ankle monitor.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I've got a great idea. I think next year you
bring Samy with you.

Speaker 8 (45:29):
Yes, just cry in the corner.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
But I don't even know what.

Speaker 13 (45:35):
I don't want to say that. It's again, it's if
you're just there chilling and people watching. It is not dangerous.
No one's attacking you.

Speaker 8 (45:41):
Except for with water guns, with fentanyl and water balloons.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
And as we've talked before, your cans is inside the
face right jump in the bit.

Speaker 13 (45:49):
You if you stay, stay back and you're fine. Again
the fentanyl on the skin, and we've that's that's.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
You debated if that's harmful. All right, So we're gonna
take a break, will come back. We have some more
coverage from this year's gathering of the Juggle. I see Pee,
Oh my god, I see Pee fans gathering in Ohio.
Sea Bass there to cover it more. Next on The
Woody Show, We're so.

Speaker 15 (46:08):
Ready by you want Burger media rare hear Burger media rare.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Bitch is so neaty because I'm Russian Asian act.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
He's the best thing on being Asian.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Honestly, the right's the Woody show.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
We brought up the idea of sending Sammy next year
to the gathering of the Juggalos with Sea.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Basses plus one Ye, Sammy two dope.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Sammy two boat two up, or we can call her
violent sam.

Speaker 13 (46:34):
Oh true, she's small, she could does Josh garbage being Yeah,
you know, she's so small she might end up getting
thrown herself.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Like a midche kind of thing, you know. All right,
So gathering a Juggalos twenty twenty five, Sea Bass on
the scene. What's next?

Speaker 13 (46:51):
And the biggest headline I saw is something that we've
been talking about here and Menace has been mentioning, dude,
the huffing and the nitrous is still out of control.
And it was more out of control here than anywhere
else because inside the gathering of the Juggalos there are
no laws, no rules. And now Galaxy Gas was the
big brand that everybody has been freaking out about.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
That's gone.

Speaker 13 (47:08):
I don't know what's you know, where that went? If
they got suited out of existence?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yeah, I'm like, what was even used?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
For other than that.

Speaker 13 (47:16):
Every Juggler is walking around with balloons or big tanks
of nitrous so much so that it is starting to
it is starting to concern the older Juggalos.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
This is what one older Juggler had to say to
me about that.

Speaker 7 (47:26):
Bubblic service announcement.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Drop the balloons, pick up the blunt, Drop the balloons,
pick up the blunt. It's a good chair, good song,
you know. It's actually a really good thing that they
say that. It just shows that they carry about each other,
and they carry about it because like among the Juggalos,
they think of each other as family. That's a clip

(47:55):
from a past gathering of the Juggles.

Speaker 13 (47:57):
Now, so this older Juggalo saying, get rid of the nitress,
This younger Juggalo says, okay.

Speaker 11 (48:03):
Another public service announcement, Give me all your free balloons
and also blunts.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Woo whoop boop, smoking blunt after doing galaxy gas like
you're on a different planet.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Well, that's the brain.

Speaker 13 (48:18):
That's the thing all huffing does is kill brain cells.
But you seek at people walking around with a balloon
in their hand like it was a cocktail in.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
That crowd, not many brain cells to spare right, you
know you're already starting at a disadvantage.

Speaker 13 (48:31):
It We talked about how long juggalos will go and
travel to get to the middle of Ohio, the lengths
they which they will they will take. And I met
a guy who's who's to be fair, very nice to me,
very sweet to me. He's an artist named Silent Gonzo
Silent silent guns silet with two te's and he had
driven a ridden quite a ways to get to the gathering.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
To you, how long to get in here?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Three days? Three days.

Speaker 11 (48:55):
I left on a Friday morning and came in to
Columbus Sunday nights sday night.

Speaker 13 (49:01):
What's that run to get from Seattle to Columbus on bus?

Speaker 11 (49:03):
I think I paid around one twenty four but I
also bought it an advance, like a month or two.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
In advance, so that include the return ticket.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
No, I'm actually flying back.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Oh wow, so modern.

Speaker 13 (49:16):
It's one of those, you know, big time jugglers. So
three days to get there. He got there the Sunday
before the gathering, so that the gathering. I think the
doors open Wednesday night. Maybe there's not the real shows
like Thursday, Friday.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Saturdays sleep up front.

Speaker 13 (49:31):
Well, he talks a little bit about that and the
cost to get there, and I.

Speaker 11 (49:36):
Spent I think it was like one hundred and about
one hundred and twenty year roughly.

Speaker 13 (49:40):
Wait a minute, if it costs the same to fly
as it doesn't take a bus, why don't you just
fly both ways?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Well?

Speaker 11 (49:44):
I was supposed to come with somebody, and we weren't
sure about the real id thing because it was such
a new thing. I didn't know if they were gonna
let me fly or whatever. And now I know that
they do let you fly, but it's like an extra
five minutes, extra security type thing.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
So what did you do?

Speaker 7 (50:00):
Because the gathering opens what Tuesday or Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Right?

Speaker 11 (50:03):
Wednesday officially, but the party starts, you know, way before that.

Speaker 13 (50:06):
Oh yeah, I got a pre pregame par that's three
days of living and sleeping in a parking lot again
in ninety five degree heat.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Oh but bathing all the time.

Speaker 13 (50:18):
Sure, a lot of folks will go under dava. They
do have a water spigot, and what, especially after dark,
is people will just strip naked and it's designed to
fill up water bottles, but they'll just get under there
and shrug their hair.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Smart.

Speaker 13 (50:29):
That's actually a good idea. Yeah, so that's you know,
I couldn't do it for an hour just sitting out
there doing nothing. I drugs, but that helps. So again
silent Gonzo with two teas. He is an artist from Seattle.
Too him three days to get there, and he was
very good, very nice to me, and nice to describe
and show his art, which he uses a very special medium.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Well, I use a lot of spray paint.

Speaker 11 (50:51):
Right. I go around town and I acquire these signs.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
Says push button for bubble.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yeah, yeah, they're made out of metal.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
So he stole signs choir.

Speaker 13 (51:01):
He comes around Seattle, unscrews the sign that say like
push button across the street, right, takes those from the city,
sure and just and then uses them as art campuses.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
And turns around sells them. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (51:14):
I go around town and I acquire these signs says
push button for bubble. Yeah yeah, they're made out of metal.
Push button signs the ones that we have in Seattle.
And then in the end, I just splatter blood all
over it. You know, I got a few blood splatter ones.

Speaker 13 (51:29):
It wouldn't be the Juggles if it weren't blood splattered, right,
exactly right, authentic.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Well he didn't even blink.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
What he said that crazy is these people live this
life thinking, you know, it's all real and like even
the even the rappers are like, dude, this is.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
A joke the clowns themselves. Yeah, but this is like
real life to that.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Okay, So so with that menace, think about Coachella and
how everybody poses for the weekend like, oh, like I'm.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Going to be this like ethereal bohemian goddess before I
go back.

Speaker 6 (51:59):
So but at least these guys sound like they live
this life three sixty five.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah, it's not just a weekend.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
This is authentically the real to them.

Speaker 13 (52:08):
Yea, as the saying goes, And it's funny you brought
that up because I had that conversation with a guy there.
He's like, you're not gonna make us look better and.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Than highlight.

Speaker 10 (52:20):
My day.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Watch me right up, my bony slicing cuts you yus
in the sky. This is a song that hab. It's
called watch Me.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Remember You and the.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Bus go to the story out of the screen bay stop.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
It cuts this girl's finger off with a like a
juggle hatchet and drinks her blood.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Cool, Watch me throw night, watch we slowly, ain't your life?
Ain't the studio?

Speaker 13 (52:55):
It's funny. I watched the Juggals and they talk about
like all their songs about family and m.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
I have a question about the minutia of the set.
Is it, for lack of a better word organized. Are
there pas with like clipboards and headsets that say like
time for the patches around, golf carts.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Looking at tickets some sort of production so yes and no.

Speaker 13 (53:23):
Yes, there are golf carts that are rolling people around
because again it's it's the surface of the sun hot
and you're hiking everywhere, so the artists and stuff get
get carded around. There is a an E M T
like golf cart that I saw in use several times.
I think one I saw that. I read that one
girl broke her neck on stage Saturday. Send forget the
overdoses and heat stroke had to be through the roof.

(53:47):
But that being said, if something happens to you, don't
you don't expout to get help.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
No one's coming to save you necessarily. Can you tell
me about some of the things that were being sold there?
Like I said, mostly drugs, but there were like, so yes,
a lot of t shoes.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
Oh yeah, I got to eat.

Speaker 13 (54:01):
They got car carnef one year, I want to go
and like apply to be a vendor and just sell
carnefood and just I'll give it away for free, just
so I can talk to people and they can tell
me their story or whatever. Yeah, there's like you know,
hot dogs, PiZZ there are carnival rides. Oh it really
like Carney style rides, but they wheel in.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Like what were some in the more interesting items that
were being sold, like a couple of years, I forget what.

Speaker 13 (54:22):
Lots of drugs obviously weed, dildos and things of that nature.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
It's mostly T shirt.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
Did you get a T shirt?

Speaker 13 (54:29):
I mean I have, I have other ones in the past.
There's nothing new, you know. And then artwork people get.
That's the sort of thing. And then people people will sell
beers and shots and fago and whatever.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Insane clown posse gathering of the Jugglers in Ohio. Sea
Bass was there to cover it.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
I talked to this guy.

Speaker 13 (54:44):
He was backstage while I was waiting to talk to
a big Jay Oakerson about the misjuggle Let pageant, and
he had a very interesting hand drawn T shirt that
he wants to tell me about.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Says first gathering haven't had gathering.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
Your backstage with all the women, So that's a good idea.
The juggle at Miss juggle Let pageant. Did you like
how it went?

Speaker 11 (55:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I loved it. I have recordings to fill up my phone.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
What are you gonna do with those recordings?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Never know?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Guess too.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
That's for me to know and for y'all not.

Speaker 13 (55:21):
Because we think that happens any any of the I
will give the Juggalos this. They are not PC. I
mean there's it doesn't even enter their thoughts. So the
the mis juggle Let pageant, as well as the Wet
t Shirt pageant, involves live a live sex show essentially
like girls. And even in the mis jugg Let paget
it was getting kind of boring because enough girls were
showing their anus, and so one of the female judges,

(55:42):
not Big j Or Lewis Gomez, got up and said,
I want to see some fing you know, and started
talking about women body parts. So some of her friends
came out. Three of them just started live hand stuff
with each other on stage.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Well, they had to save the event.

Speaker 13 (55:56):
Love, and that's what our guy with Lawrence here is
talking about with his shirt about my first gathering, I
want juggle Loo p word is he's getting those videos
for this bank bank. Yeah, sure of, you know ninety
five degree Ohio. So at this point I asked Lawrence, well, okay,
you're here in the middle of the day.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
How are you gonna hook up with these girls?

Speaker 1 (56:14):
I work here. I work night shifts, so during the day,
I come in and enjoy the festival.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
So you local your local to the area.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I'm I love less than thirty minutes away.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
Oh so you can potentially take a lady home tonight.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
If it comes down to it in the morning or
the morning.

Speaker 7 (56:31):
Yeah, you do offer her at your house.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
That's for them to find out when we get there.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Potentially he's a man of mystery.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
His body's in the basement.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
I would love to know what he does for a living.

Speaker 13 (56:44):
So he I think like picks up trash, you know
whatever around the venue, because they still they do have
porta potties which anything that isn't from the band is
immediately spray painted or tagged like.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
They are not getting their deposit back.

Speaker 13 (56:59):
They have a tech for atm and it's all tagged
at Wiener drawings and just like whatever.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
Am I was, it was that my imagination did I
hear like a donkey in the background.

Speaker 13 (57:08):
A lot of guys will have megaphones because they want
to holler at girls who were walking by, and you know,
show me, show me your b hole natural, it's funny.
So I got out of Lawrence's way. He was talking
to one of the girls who competed in the mis
juggle let Patgeant, and he goes his line to her.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I didn't put a mic on him. I didn't want
to screw with his you know his.

Speaker 13 (57:26):
So how much for some private time with you?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
She's a million dollars. I'd be hanging out and holding
out for that one.

Speaker 13 (57:35):
Yeah, I'm sure that's very said again, if you wanted
to go Sammy, they have some good supporting acts three
six Mafia gar Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Right.

Speaker 13 (57:45):
So there's there's some decent hip hop, and then there's
a thousand juggle of bands during the day that no
one watches, so it's not uneventful.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
There's real band.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Want to see. As I said, is a great there's
room for you to join the family. Yeah, great job.
As always, I feel like I was there.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I got a ninja patching her
charm and you guys stand more shows next.

Speaker 13 (58:11):
Hang on, you guys are worried about the long term filler,
but no one's brought up the long term effects show.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
There's no circulation to the cream.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Is weird? The Woody Show so insane. Clown Posse just
did all the recap of the audio that Sea Beats
collected for his trip to the gathering in Ohio. If
you're just tuning in now, you'll be able to catch
it on the podcast where you can find I'd just
go to the Woodies Show dot com or wherever you
get podcasts, with the exception of Greg Gory. Spot That's right, No,

(58:46):
Spotify still working on that. Sometimes we we're going to
forever be I think it's a one sided battle. Yeah. Yeah,
Well it's all automated customer service.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
And I tried to go through LinkedIn and reach out
to people, but still still not.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Have you tried the whole pizza trick?

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Yeah, sending pizzas to the office.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
I have not.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
I can.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah. They worked with that security company that you dealt
with that one time. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
I found out their headquarters and then I just kept
on sending ten dollars pizzas to their front until somebody
called back. Dude, guess what they called me right away?
We fixed the issue.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Yeah, are the Juggalos still considered a gang?

Speaker 13 (59:24):
Well, that was the March on Washington in twenty seventeen,
right where they JUGGALOSY and ICP showed up to protest
that the FBI had or classified them as a loosely
organized gang.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
And that's not inaccurate. I mean they don't.

Speaker 13 (59:39):
They don't amongst themselves, you know, taked out, you know,
rob trucks or whatever. Hold up people, people right, not
not as a group, not organized, but they share a
common ethos, which is crime essentially. Or we just heard
that people steal stuff just to paint on it or whatever.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Here's here's a little clip from U from that March
on Washington back in twenty seventeen. Amazing, I wigs out flips.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Man, we know, watch it's in DC.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Ain't cheap. This month is expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
It came out to represent thank.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
You, woo woo woo woo.

Speaker 16 (01:00:20):
Hell yeah, you really should totally be proud of yourselves
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
And this is that's real talk. If you could pick
your back bones, what.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Say you, kid?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
You should be up in one of them quorter bodies
right now.

Speaker 16 (01:00:33):
Yourself that's how proud you should be.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I guess feel there they're up in trees, they're in
porta potties.

Speaker 13 (01:00:40):
If you're good enough, so you should be taking care
of yourself with your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:00:47):
If it's too nasty up and there, you should be
up in one of these governmently landscape fine maple trees. Yeah, okay, yourself,
or putting the national anthem on your skin, flute something,
just rugging on yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Don't be all right now because you're here. Yeah, there
goes the family chat. Yes, they marched on Washington.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
That was I thinking back on that, That's one of
the most surreal things I've ever seen in my line,
because this was legit the same you know, the mall
where MLK and here are as you heard babies, people
in face paint, these speeches about how you know he's
just riffing on the the sort of sex acts you
should be performing on yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
In the middle of Washington, d C.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
I know, but any type of fan base organizes in
some kind of way, And you tell me that no
Cole Play fans have ever committed crimes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
You know what, I don't think. I don't think in
the numbers that juggle those happens. What do they do?
Jump the turnstile at the subway station on the way
out of the show?

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
You could you could say, like even like high profile
crime of you know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
That's what a what a stretch? Yeah? What I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Yeah, like all the Coldplay fit they're really known for
their like random a company. Uh huh didn't steal millions
of dollars? Didn't play Coldplay? Yeah? What what second? I
get it?

Speaker 13 (01:02:12):
What great monsa saying is that every so people containous crimes. Yeah,
everybody likes music of some kinds.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah, therefore there any would have liked.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Music as a criminal.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
So I saw this this clip pop popped up about
the nineties and the gangs of the nineties and like
these girl gangs that were because you know, male gangs
are always big, but I guess the women went off
and they started like forming their own like girl gangs.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
My crazy life.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Yeah, hold on, here's here's a little clip from that
from that news story.

Speaker 10 (01:02:40):
It's Saturday night in LA and this sixteen year old
who calls herself Shy Girl is getting ready to go out.
Her look is critical. Shy Girl is a force to
be reckoned with. Yeah, shawn Girl and her friends Bandit
Beaver and Wicked are going out to kick it to
get down, to defend their hood.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
They're gonna go bended Beaver and whatever the name is.
They're gonna go beaver down and nutrient.

Speaker 10 (01:03:11):
Shawnee Girl and her friends Bendit Beaver and Wicked are
going out to kick it to get down, to defend
their hood, their neighborhood. They will use whatever it takes.

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
Box cutters, nice guys, school drivers, bottles, osies.

Speaker 17 (01:03:28):
Was the violence level as such that as the childow's
race to respect women, women were delicate creatures and so
forth and so on. And you come out here and
all of a sudden you're seeing guys with their throats
cut because they were selling rock at this woman's territory.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Beaver Beaver.

Speaker 10 (01:03:46):
The gangs call themselves scissors, dirty punks, Kleenex B thirty eight,
some down and dirty. They roam the streets taking out territory,
dealing drugs and asserting their strength and independence.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Yeah, that's what they You want to show how strong
and independent you are as women. Some hot core cold
going across them, stick.

Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
Stones and oozy is like whoa, whoa who jumping drivers.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Yeah, so anyway, that was that was back in the day,
back in the nineties. Some of the girls can get
ICP Juggalos cold Play fans.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Yes, thank you that one. I don't know. I had
a screenshot of.

Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
It in my head otherwise not as that memory motographic.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Just before I did, all these screenshots flashed before my back.
This is the Woody Show, always thinking about beabs and
buddiesan knock it off, Davia see nine hundred foot Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
You're coming back from new episodes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Yeah, I thought you were saying and Jesus. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Okay, yeah, even.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Text us over to two two nine eight seven. People
were asked to name something I don't knock until you
try it life hack Now Gina had mentioned recently, like
something that Kansas thing. I guess the chili and chili
and cinnamon or chili and cinnamon that you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
Literally serve it for lunch at school. So good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
It just doesn't I mean, it doesn't now the chili
is like it like Wendy's chili? Is it? Is it
more like a hardy thicker or more like a I
don't know, thinner.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Kills me. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
You take a little bit said, you dip it in
the chili, it's really good. Well why not, No, that's
too tomato chili has a little more, you know, the sweetness.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Maybe Yeah, I mean it was pointless. But what I've
been saying, you know, my big thing, don't knock until
you try. People go, oh, the bidet, the but washing
toilets you to try it. Yeah, but some people are
very much against it.

Speaker 13 (01:06:14):
Well, there's no reason to not get unless you're like
just afraid of your My.

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
Husband doesn't want to try it because he says it
might be too delightful.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Okay, that goes along to some of the other you know,
objections that I've heard that there are some dudes who
think it's a little gay, And I'm like, what are
you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Like how like that's the dumbest that's the dumbest thing
I've heard. I mean, how I know how it's because
something's playing with your sphinter, that's but it's not playing
cleaning cleaning, it's showering gay. It's right, yeah, yeah, exactly,
go to the bathroom. But yeah, it rules how do
you clean your penis, Greg, how do you clean it? Yeah,
what do you mean like shower like wipe it or

(01:06:52):
do you kind of like are you kind of tugging
on it with soapy handle.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Watching with the bar of soap in my hand and
like you it just goes everywhere stretch it kid, you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Know, like over your Wienerne okay, but like like, but
then how do you get like the the underside and
the sides or whatever? Like once it soaked up to you,
do you grab it and kind of like to take
the jerk yourself a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Have a detachable shower head, you take that off and
you do your your whole body all right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Your fans.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Don't knock until you try it. Doing things alone, like
eating at a restaurant alone, if you're on a business.
Greg is completely against. This is against.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
They haven't under your head. I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
You have no shame.

Speaker 13 (01:07:42):
I will say there's no benefit to going to a
restaurant alone. It's just a waste of time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Right then.

Speaker 13 (01:07:50):
You just don't have to deal with anybody explain waste
of time because you could stop in at any grocery store,
gas station, et cetera, et cetera, grab the food and
eat it while you're doing other stuff, or you can that's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Just because you have to eat. But you know what,
I'm hungry, I'm gonna sit down. I'm gonna have a
nice meal.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
When somebody serve me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
I'm not in a rush.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
I don't know. It's not it's not an indie pit stop.
You know, it's like you can you actually have a
little bit of time, you could sit and have a
nice meal.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Unless it's a diner with a counter. It's meant a
restaurant is meant to be communal. You're meant to be
there with other people.

Speaker 13 (01:08:24):
Because you're taking extraw times for your meal. If you're
if you're by yourself, what are you doing staring at
your film, staring at the TV.

Speaker 9 (01:08:31):
It's the same amount of time if you take it
to go and go eat it at home by yourself,
it's not that's the same thing that is increct.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Well, unless you're a pig and you eat like an animal,
and because you have to wait for something.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
I understand more of like Greg saying it's embarrassing, like
you might feel embarrassed because like a lolf, don't knock
get you trying.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
I was about to say, you have to do the
stupid back and forth and all that.

Speaker 13 (01:08:51):
It's it's certainly not the same amount of time if
you're on.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
The spectrum where you're socially awkward or whatever. I can understand. Yeah,
you're gonna make people with my server. No, I'm not
making friends this over either.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
I don't want to sit at the counter. I don't
talk to anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
This could go on all day in the one exactly
like you don't enjoy It's fine, you don't you enjoy it.
I find it to be delightful. I know my wife
loves it. It is delightful.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Kill.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Yeah, it's good. Whatever what I'm gonna do, I'm sittingt
home and sit in my car and eat the gas
station hotel pilates. Don't knock it till you try it.

Speaker 9 (01:09:25):
Never tried it.

Speaker 8 (01:09:27):
It's hard, it is, but it really is great for
your body. It makes you feel so good the type
of workout that it is.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Its explained it to me. I know, is it just
like stretching stuff?

Speaker 8 (01:09:39):
Well, it's it is like stretching, but also it is
working your muscles and the way that it does for
me it makes my body feel more aligned, So it
doesn't hurt as much.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
So what's the difference between pilates and yoga.

Speaker 9 (01:09:52):
There's more, there's a border.

Speaker 8 (01:09:54):
Yoga is more of you're not using other things like stretching, right,
you could be on a reformer or something on the word.
It's a machine and doing different things and you're working
out more balance.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
Orient and it's not like a word that means anything.
It was created by a guy named Joe Pilates.

Speaker 8 (01:10:11):
Okay, well no, no, no, So pilates was created for
people who were injured, like in hospitals and stuff and
couldn't work out to get their muscles to move.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
That's why the reformers you're laying in a bed. I'm
just saying the word.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Pilates doesn't help.

Speaker 13 (01:10:24):
You should explain what reformer means. It is a sliding
bench with little springs that do provide a very small
amount of resistance. So, on one hand, I do hate
pilates because it's it's a very slow and it is
much better ways to do what it does. However, it
is the hottest chick workout ratio that exists.

Speaker 9 (01:10:43):
I know this is going Yeah, have you taken a
pilates class?

Speaker 18 (01:10:47):
I have?

Speaker 13 (01:10:47):
I want to say I don't know. I didn't want
to knock it till I tried it. Now I can knocket.
But if you're any like up and down the board,
the percentage of women in a plates class who are
hot is heads and heads and toes above any of
their type of workout.

Speaker 9 (01:11:01):
Right, Well, it's not because you're not anyone doing that.
Isn't trying to bulk up.

Speaker 5 (01:11:04):
You're trying to just keep your muscles strong.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
We're not trying to sell you on anything necessarily here.
It's just these are what some of the things that
people mention when they're asked, like, don't knock it to
you try like their life hack, for lack of a
better phrase, cheese it's in soup instead of crackers.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Oh great, it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
I do it, Sally.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
I love grilling a peanut butter and jelly sandwich like
a grilled cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Thinking about doing this. I saw someone do that online.
I was like, that's a great idea.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Yeah, well I I have had a peanut butter and
jelly sandwich where the bread got toasted and then they
put the peanut butter and jelly on it and it
was it was good buttered.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
You also made me that one that had bacon in it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Remember you got that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Yeah that was good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Yeah, but just grilled bread. It's always better because the
peanut butter gets melty. Yeah, that's good. Brushing your teeth
in the shower.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
I do that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
I used to do it, and people go, oh, that's gross.
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
I just never think to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Yeah. I don't scrub my nuts with it and then
brush my teeth.

Speaker 9 (01:12:07):
You know your toothpaste in the shower?

Speaker 15 (01:12:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:12:09):
Are you going to reach out for it?

Speaker 15 (01:12:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
I keep the toothbrush and the toothpaste in the shower.
The toothbrush has one of those like holder protector. Yeah,
Morgan's mind. You wait, get it in the shower, isn't it.
You don't knock it too. You try it, said, a
fifteen minute timer and start the thing you're avoiding. Momentum
kicks in and then half the and half the time

(01:12:33):
you just keep going. After the time of ends, okay,
trading a social life for a healthy sleep schedule. I'm
the kind of person who thinks that an event that
starts after seven pm is too late.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Now make events early.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
That's good, all right. Separate bedrooms. Oh dude, Hey, I've
been arguing with my wife for allowing me to get
an apartment for during the week for the work week,
because it's just the schedule and it would just be easier.
Yeah right, like just right across the street from the
safe travel time. Yeah, so far and then day but no,
no big deal. Yeah, it'd be fine. I'll get home

(01:13:11):
like on a Friday afternoon, be there till Sunday night. Well, no,
even Sunday night, I can stay. I'll just go to
work on that Sunday night. But like you know, so
like really it's Monday night through Thursday night. No big deal.
I will settle. I'm willing to give that up and
settle for separate bedrooms.

Speaker 6 (01:13:28):
I want the okay in a new house, new bed,
new everything. Couldn't wait to just get all comfy and sleep.
I haven't had more than three hours of sleep since
we moved. Overrated sleeping next to another person. The snoring,
I can't take it. He doesn't like the mattress that
I like. Our alarms go off at different times. I
wake him up when I go pee in the middle

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of the night.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
He because it will.

Speaker 6 (01:13:52):
It's a bigger room and so it's I don't know
if there's more reverberation, or just because it's more empty
right now because we haven't set it up. But I
am noticing it's so much more. I may have to
make that guest room a little more of my thing.
Is it bad for married people sleep?

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
My wife argues yes, my parents benefits.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Pressure has been talking about this a lot, Like his
wife lives on the top floor now and he lives
on the bottom floor because of the sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Sleeping. My mom's so loud. My stepmom and my dad
they have separate bedrooms, and it's just because it's like
she's the snorer, right, and so he just prefers things.
They both prefer things that way. I hope, I hope
to achieve that level of Yagistically, it would work really well,

(01:14:39):
but it's just sad our schedule.

Speaker 6 (01:14:43):
I go to sleep so much earlier that it's like,
who cares I'm asleep? Yeah, on weekends will hang out and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
I hate it. So what are some of your don't
knock it till you try it life hacks? If you
got one, you can text over to two nine seventy
and call in eight seven seven forty four. I'm going
to save this last one it's a question for you,
ladies if if you've done this here Morgan, don't say
what it is, just come over here and just come
over here and read this right here coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
And she can't read either.

Speaker 9 (01:15:22):
That's a fact.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
I'm asking if, oh my god, the conspiracies Morgan, that
you're like.

Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
You know, on the as me and probably I mean,
I got my degree in Arkansas.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
So so let me let me take the break and
then I'll come back and I'll bring this. This is
something that somebody submitted to that question that you don't knocket.
You try a thing, and I guess it would work.
I guess it would work. But I want to know, ladies,
number one, have you ever done this?

Speaker 11 (01:15:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
And if it's no, would you consider doing whatever?

Speaker 11 (01:16:00):
Even?

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Would you ever think about doing this? Would you apparently
it's baffling.

Speaker 9 (01:16:04):
Yeah, yeah, I can fully understand, like two kids do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Hold on, go ahead, let her do her thing, Okay, Okay,
all right, I mean she's not she's not dumb.

Speaker 9 (01:16:21):
Okay, Yeah, I got it, fully comprehended. Some of us
are a little slower. Would you to try?

Speaker 14 (01:16:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
I would try, all right, I gotta know, but we
got asked you yeah, I know that's why, dude. It's weird.
But I'll tell you about it next year on the
wood Is Show. Hanging on my complexion is out.

Speaker 18 (01:16:36):
Of a urine.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Urine.

Speaker 7 (01:16:38):
Everyone in this room means Vitamin deep.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
A little lower, a little slower.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
You want to oil them down, sunning your buttholes?

Speaker 7 (01:16:43):
Wow, chugging the sun?

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:16:46):
Pretty much all deficient.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Indeed, sorry, little cel are you down to d or not?

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
All day long? The Woody Show. All right, So I
got my wife on the line. Can you hear me? Yeah, Hire,
that's my wife Jen.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Have you guys met gen time you've mentioned before?

Speaker 13 (01:17:06):
Okay, all right, so before break we were familiar.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
We're talking about this this thing, don't knock it till
you try it. And somebody said separate bedrooms. And I
mentioned how I've been arguing to get my own apartment
for like during the week, for years and you haven't
gone for that. And I said, well, I'd be at
least blowing to settle for separate bedrooms, and how you've
been opposed to it. And I can't remember exactly the

(01:17:30):
reasons that you said you were opposed, but Greg said
it was just a little bit sad.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
I can't put my finger on it. I get it
how it works logistically, it's just sad.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
I agree, Greg.

Speaker 18 (01:17:40):
I think it's the slippery slope to goodbye. I never
want to see you again. Here's divorce papers.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
I don't know because you're not sleeping in the same
bed like sleep exactly.

Speaker 18 (01:17:51):
No, no, no, we're you and I are great and
you're adorable and I love you and your good husband.
Like I feel like it's it's a recipe for disaster now.
I will say though, every single night, I try to
like sneak into bed and I barely move the covers,

(01:18:13):
and you kind.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Of stir because we're on different schedules, Like I should just.

Speaker 18 (01:18:18):
Go into the guest room every night, and that sucks
for both of us because that's not my room and
nor is it your room. So we're kind of in
a dilumna.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I told her I would take the guest room. I'm
fine with it. I would do that because he wouldn't.
I don't see it that way. I see like different schedules.
No one's disturbing or disrupting anybody. There's not like it's anything.
You're not missing anything. Everybody's sleeping it's just sleeping time.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
That's the problem I'm having. Jen, I think I need
to go to the guest room.

Speaker 18 (01:18:42):
I know, I get it, and the hours are ridiculous,
but I just feel, I don't know, it feels strange
to like actually make that like a conscious like this
is what we're doing decisions.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
You got a good woman there when now here's a
question for the ladies because we're like, don't knock at
you try and there's people were asking, so people were,
you know, mentioning all these different things. Now this woman,
she had a tip for the ladies out there, anyone
with a vaginant with a vagina like me, if you
feel a poop that is stuck at the edge and

(01:19:15):
won't come out, you can just stick your thumb into
your vadge and push down and the poop will fall out.
What are we still?

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Don't you try it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Yeah, they're saying, don't knock it till you try it,
because like, being constipated sucks. Right, So my question is
number one, ladies, is this a thing like have you
done this? And if you haven't done it, now that
you know what it is, is it something that you'd
be willing to try?

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Hell?

Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
Yes, if it works.

Speaker 9 (01:19:44):
Oh my god, why I had to read it so
many times?

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Like if you're I imagine if you're sitting on the toilet,
you just take your thumb and you put it in there,
and you kind of pushed because you you're pushing down
to the water. Hya. Yeah, it's not going Tommy looks discussed.

Speaker 8 (01:20:00):
Well, I've never heard of this, and I just can't
imagine it being that necessary. But you're not going to
be able to pass it if you don't stick your
finger up.

Speaker 7 (01:20:09):
I'd wait it out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
I'm saying, word, it's stuck.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
She poops every time she peeks. She'll never understand it stuck.

Speaker 9 (01:20:16):
Yes, and would you try it?

Speaker 15 (01:20:19):
No?

Speaker 18 (01:20:19):
Absolutely not. What I want to know is who's the
crazy broad who thought, you know what I'm going to try.
I'm going to try to stick my thumb up there
and wiggle it out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
No, you're not putting. You're not putting your thumb. You're
not putting your thumb into your butthole. The thumb goes
into the other.

Speaker 11 (01:20:35):
No.

Speaker 18 (01:20:36):
I know, I understand, But so who is insane enough to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Think because you're desperate.

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
I have tried many things when I was like, I'm
going to do this before I go to the ergant.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
I mean there have been times where I'm like, man,
I don't know if I'm ever getting this thing out
and what I've done, because I can feel almost like crowning, right,
Like you can feel, yeah, you can feel the turd
crowning because it's like it but it's just like the
cow which is just a little bit too big for
the door the doorframe. Right. So like I have turned
on because we have the butt washing to seat, I
will turn on the water, maybe hoping to chip it away,

(01:21:09):
crack it. I kind of chip it away, like do
something like and that doesn't necessarily end up working either,
but like you you start to think, like man, you
think like old ketchup bottles, like you would have to
take the knife and you get to get things going.
And if you had, like you know, how people break
we were talking about how people break into businesses or
breaking it from the next the store next to it, whatever,

(01:21:33):
and you kind of tunnel in, like if you if
you share a wall with the place you're trying to
get into or trying to do something with.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
I can understand not only would I do when I
do it, I will report back.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Text chronic constipation over here, and I totally do that.
Here's the one five six there done that works great.

Speaker 9 (01:21:54):
Clogged she's never experienced.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Yeah, so, I mean, you know, I guess people people
do it. I don't bat wheel, Sammy. Don't knock it
till you try it.

Speaker 9 (01:22:03):
Listen.

Speaker 8 (01:22:03):
If I was, I mean, if it had been days
and it was that bad, then yes, I agree, I
would try anything.

Speaker 9 (01:22:09):
But I just I guess I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Understand that this was I've said a number of times
for a number of years, if I had a vagina,
I would have my hands and fingers in myself all
the time. I would know, I totally would true yourself
like a puppet. Yeah, you just fiddle with it, you know,
I don't know totally would totally would. All right, man,
gotta go there, go, there's there's jet.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
She's missing an opportunity to have a house to herself
all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text over to two
two nine eight seven. I explained, why would why would
you wish.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
That on me?

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Sensitivity trading for a politically correct world show? Care about
your feelings? It's gonna do it everybody for Tuesday mornings, right,
we're gonna wrap things up. Tell you can find today's
full show podcast. I go into the woodieshow dot com
or wherever you get your podcasts. Find that right now

(01:23:15):
Full show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
We are back.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Tomorrow Wednesday here on The Woody Show. Anything you got
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the Woody Show. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
Please, yeah, be sure to learn from the mistakes of
people who take your advice.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Get it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
I like that advice.

Speaker 14 (01:23:40):
That was good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Yeah. If I'm not taking my own advice, why would
somebody else take it? It works on you? Yeah, all right,
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we would appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
back here on Wednesday. Have a great day. Smdlem your

(01:24:05):
mom's a bitch, was a bitch, and happy holidays. All
you host is bitches.