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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show that.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
What's good everybody?

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Today is Wednesday, It's Christmas Eve.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's December of the twenty fourth, It's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
We are the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I am Woody at your service, along with Greg Hi,
we got Menace, Gina Grant, Hi, Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan, Vaughn, Dumbass, Tyler, Yeah,
along with Bort and Menji. So we are not here
live today. We are on our holiday break, but we'll
be back to start a brand new year of The
Woodie Show on Monday, January the fifth. But some good

(01:20):
stuff lined up for you. And you know what we say,
if you haven't heard it.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
It's new to you.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
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on anything you hear on the show today. If there's
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Speaker 5 (01:51):
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Speaker 2 (01:53):
Coming up on the Show for You Today, Sammy has
a question.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
She wonders, is this gay right?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah? Samy's question also a trip to the First Timers Club.
If you're not a member of the First Timers Club,
I am. I got a confession to make Greg rates
your reno in all these hours of watching HG TV
had to be good for something. They pay off. We'll
check in with the after hours voicemail. I know there's

(02:22):
a bunch of animal news. There is an abundance of
news when it comes to coyotes. It seems like everybody
has a story about coyotes.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
A personal thing. I don't know, but I said, let's
do coyote news. So I have some stuff. Maybe we
can go through.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Let's do news everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Talk about how okay? So that.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
I used. What happened was the prompts. It just took
what I wrote in the prompt and then made a
song out of the prompt. And I'm just saying I wrote,
make a song about coyotes always being in the news.
In Trouble No Bass and Taking Over America talked.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
About how coyote is a.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Patriot tells you exactly what it is. Yeah, explains it
all right, Cody News. Let's go the first story. The
first story is a man who was in his backyard
with his chihuahua. He was in South Carolina, and the
chihuahua ran after the coyote. And this is what happened.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
He knew that unless he fought off the animal, Roxy
was a gonner. The animal fights back, biting snipes multiple times.
So he grabs the coyote by the tail, snipes, carries
him over to a garbage bin and drops him in
side like trash.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Look you can see the lid of the bin moving
as the coyote tries to escape.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah. So this guy, this guy just ran after the
coyote attacking the shihuhala, grabs the tail and lifts it
up in the air and then the thing trash flame. Yeah,
and just dumps in the trash and then like sat
on the lid until the animal control came by and
picked it up.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
And Roxy survived. And Roxy lived.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Now to keep Roxy saved this is what he's gonna do.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
All right, Snipe is taking no chances. From now on,
Roxy will be wearing this spiky harness that will make
any coyote thing twice before trying to chomp down on
this feisty little goal.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yeah, but it's ready for the gay bar now. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
So those horses are like they're like little plasticky rubber spikes. Yeah,
so if something tries to bite them, bike on the string.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah you're talking about I thought we were talking to
those like a black leather cuffs to have like the
still No.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
It's like that. Yeah, it's rubber eighties wrustler. Yeah, it's like, yeah,
it's very tall, spiky stuff.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
Metal dogs in rural areas that are meant to wrangle
the sheep and keep them all together. They wear these
gigantic spiked collars to protect against wildlife.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I haven't seen the gigantic spike ones, you know, the
ones I'm talking about, Like they're like a little tiny, like.

Speaker 8 (05:21):
Silver Yeah, like little punk collar do.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
You wear back in the nineties.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's a mixture of that. Yeah. Okay, cool,
So that is going to look good now. That happened
in South Carolina. But what's happening in Dallas. Well, let's
find out.

Speaker 9 (05:37):
Authorities are investigating whether a vigilante is shooting coyotes in
a Dallas neighborhood.

Speaker 10 (05:42):
Dallas Animal Services says it's investigating three coyote deaths since August,
two of them shot right now.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Authorities don't know who's doing it.

Speaker 11 (05:50):
Emily Levine is still left disturbed at the dead coyote
found in her front yard last week.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
People walk their dogs all times of day, there are
kids everywhere.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Don't bring that to our neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's too nice of a place for that.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Okay, yes, too nice to shoot coyotes up in here,
you know, Yeah, if you do. I mean apparently it
wasn't illegal though.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Just pick it up, yeah, shoot it, put it in
back through the trash, and let just leave it there
by the way. I was always surprised about how much
smaller coyotes are in real life, Yeah, compared to then
if you've never seen one and you just hear about
coyotes and what you're picturing like these giants, Yeah, almost
like a like a German shepherd, the very bigger, and
it's not they're like these big little scrawnye up forty pounds.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, you can kick them if you had to, if
you had to self defense. All right, met, this is
coyote now now coyotes in Philly. Yes, it's it's a
there's in Philly, in Philly. Get out.

Speaker 12 (06:49):
Oh god, it's a sight Tamara totally never expected to
see near her home A.

Speaker 8 (06:54):
For a rescue.

Speaker 12 (06:55):
I thought the fire when it was really nice, I said,
almost a cute little fox, I said.

Speaker 8 (06:59):
I was not a fox over this.

Speaker 12 (07:01):
It was during the late night run for food Tuesday night.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Oh my gosh, look at her.

Speaker 12 (07:05):
That's a wolf, when she spotted what she later learned
was a coyote. It seems that coyotes are making themselves
more visible and more at home across many parts of
the Delaware Valley. Just this week, Marple Township police posted
a photo of this coyote they captured and relocated after
it snatched up a terrier dog and brought daylight.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
No, no, now, fox, A fox is real, small way
smaller ye dinosaurs. She obviously didn't know it.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
She was in all right, coyote news. Okay, not too
far away in Pittsburgh. They're noticing what I'm noticing that
there's all these damn coyotes coming out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Coyotes everywhere.

Speaker 13 (07:44):
Well, the social media posts keep popping up, and so
do the coyotes.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
But are more coyotes actually moving in or are we
just more aware of them? Yeah, we've all seen the
post saying there's so many coyotes out here because it's
mating season.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Hide your kids, hydra dogs.

Speaker 13 (07:59):
Dude, sre It's our lowest point for any wildlife species,
coyotes included.

Speaker 11 (08:04):
So coyotes might expand the range to find food, and
your neighbors could be committing a big no no that's
attracting them.

Speaker 13 (08:11):
They leave that food out overnight for these critters, and
they're well intentioned, But every raccoon, every possum, every ratt
and mouse in the neighborhood is going to come to
that food source, the next predator of the lines of coyote.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, I'm on the hide your kids, had your wife?
I check that out. So don't leave food out for animals,
is what they're saying. Coyote news, coyoti news. Now they
see it increase in. So does Las Vegas.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
Now seeing more coyotes than ever before. We talked to
one homeowner who has lived in Calico Ridge for more
than two decades. On why they are now coyote proofing
their backyards.

Speaker 14 (08:52):
Gail Smith is a lifetime dog lover for home decorated
with Schnauzer decorum for dog Roxy more than a few
steps behind her. But in July, it was her other
dog Bell that was snatched by a coyote. Here remains
found in a neighbor's yard later that day.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, how do you coyote proof your back fences?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Well, check this out. Oh, there's a whole special company
they'll do it.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Well, this is what she did.

Speaker 14 (09:20):
Okay, Ultimately she paid fifteen thousand dollars, so every inch
of the block wall is blocked off with iron fencing.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well she got what kind of decre she had, Snaunger,
and now the metal gates all. Yeah, fifteen thousand dollars
worth of fencing and the fencing looks super classic, which
is because coyotes can jump mega high jump. Now, I mean, Greg,
I mean, I mean, how tacky can you get if
you have like Schnauzer de core. They're just a small Okay,

(09:52):
let's just say, just for the sense of argument, sake
of argument, didn't you kinda like it? Wouldn't totally suck,
Like if a coyote got Schnauzer, it would suck.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
It would Oh yeah, it would, but it wouldn't just
it wouldn't suck enough to destroy the Look at your backyard.

Speaker 14 (10:11):
She paid fifteen thousand dollars so every inch of the
block wall is blocked off with iron fencing spikes on top.
Willing to pay and do whatever it takes to protect
her for babies.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, imagine that fence. I'm not a picture of the fence,
but it's got spikes and stuff on. Why don't you
have like bar the barbed wire exactly and do it
over the yard too.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Well, let's go back across the country to Florida, all right, Now,
where would you fly? Now? Where would you find coyotes
in Florida?

Speaker 8 (10:47):
Where?

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Well, let's find out, all right.

Speaker 15 (10:50):
As cam Coral Walmart shoppers stunked up on groceries, one
coyote chose the parking lot as it's lunch spot and
duck as its main meal.

Speaker 11 (11:00):
What's really striking about seeing this animal is the time of.

Speaker 16 (11:03):
Day time A day for the photograph is actually maybe
the most surprising because when they are in urban areas,
they tend to avoid people.

Speaker 11 (11:13):
If you see a coyote like this, the most important
thing to do is keep your distance.

Speaker 17 (11:18):
Or really.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Eating a duck outside of a Walmart on So you know,
if you happen to see a wild animal like a coyote.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
You don't walk up to it, you don't pay, you
don't pet it.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Oh yeah, really you don't do that. So what do
you think? Guys? Enough stories out there to have coyote news.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I'm gonna let the listeners aside one alight there, So
are you guys feeling coyote news? This is something Menace
has been pitching for, like I said, a solid six months. Yeah,
all right, yes or no on the coyote news. Let
us know what you think. Hit us up on the
text over to two to nine eighty seven. Maybe the
outro will help you on this.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Yeah, ye news.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
And talk about how coyote's always there's all the time.
I'm taking over Abery.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
All right, there you go, Yeah, there you go, coyote news.

Speaker 18 (12:11):
More.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Show's next?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
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Speaker 4 (12:15):
We'll be right back.

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Speaker 2 (13:19):
The Woody Show, so we're always giving you, I think
good suggestions for follows on social media or TV shows
or different things food who We're always good for a
good suggestion. Now, if you're a parent, I have a
recommendation that you follow this guy. He's a Teacher's name
is Philip Lindsay.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Oh I love him. You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yes, yeah, So you can find him on Instagram at
mister Underscore Phil Lindsay Underscore sped so like special education,
so it's like Phil and then Lindsay altogether. But look
him up on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Like a mullet, and he's like the cool teacher, No,
none of them all.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
He's he's a he's got a beard, but he posts
all the time. The latest slang that the kids are
using in his class decodes and apparently because I've even
heard it from some other kids, like they don't like
this because it really is decoding for the parents who
don't know exactly what's going on and they know to

(14:23):
use it against them. I used clanker with my son
the other day. Do you know about the.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
That's a term from a movie, right, Well, it's just
like Star Wars and the Droids, you know, the clanker,
Like there was like an insult between two.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Droids and like why you blah blah blah blah blah clanker.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
That was one of the Star Wars movies.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
So anyway, so.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Here is mister Lindsay and back to school time, and
already he has the most popular Words of the week.

Speaker 19 (14:49):
Is a weekly update on the words that kids are
using most this week. Then I wrote down all the
words I heard most in the classroom this week. I
didn't know, are you hearing the same ones? Different ones?
Which one of these do you need me to define
for you? So coming in at number one, it is
a trending meme and the acronym is s d I
y b T.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
You know what that is, uh, something to do with
like picking your butt?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
All right. I brought in dumbass Tyler because I was
listening to this clip in the office and he knew
all of these. By the way, s T I why
d I y b T?

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Something like digging in your butts for us?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Start digging in your butt twin?

Speaker 19 (15:28):
Start yeah, yeah, but it's sands force start digging in
your butt twin and they sing it start digging in
your butt twin.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah. So the phrase originated from an edited clip of
SpongeBob Square Parts, where this robot resembling SpongeBob tells Plankton
to start digging in your butt twin, making Plankton angry.
So when somebody says something that's been seen as like
naive or overly seriously or over just a little silly,

(15:57):
you start, hey, start digging in your butt twins, uses
like a lighthearted way to dismiss or poke fun at
their comment.

Speaker 20 (16:03):
Okay, and SpongeBob like, I mean, I think I was
too old for that. But I was at a bar
mitzvah recently and at the party they started playing like
the SpongeBob.

Speaker 8 (16:12):
Theme and everyone went crazy. So is that like a
thing sponge everything?

Speaker 4 (16:16):
That's absolutely mass.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
I don't know if SpongeBob ever went away.

Speaker 8 (16:19):
Oh I didn't know. I mean I was too old
for it.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
All right, So back to mister Lindsay, So s d
I y b t start digging in your butt twin
didn't see that comment, and it's just.

Speaker 19 (16:29):
Something that they are repeating incessantly. Number two is chopped chopped.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Chopped chopped is.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Like ugly.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Yeah, it means that something was ruined, messed up, or.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Dead, or they've watched the TV show chopped on it
like those Oh.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
That girl looks chopped today.

Speaker 19 (16:50):
Number two is chopped. Everything is chopped right now. This
was high number one last week. It is still very
close and number two this week. Number three Aura is
making a comeback. I have heard more references to positive
aura and negative aura than I have in the last year,
so that one's making a comeback.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
And then of course we have six seven.

Speaker 19 (17:10):
Now it's starting to die down a little bit, but
unfortunately there's another number that's replacing it, which is forty one,
so that is also coming into life. The forty one
meme is starting to get in front of more kids.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
And then we have some honorable mentions. What he's starting
any of these things?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, so aura, we knew that right, Yeah, some positive
or negative aura vibrats big seven. So that started with
a drill rap song. And it's a way to quickly
dismiss someone or something. Often means to abruptly leave or
reject someone, kind of like tell them to go away.
It's a way of dismissing someone or something, often used
like in a in a casual or playful way. You

(17:47):
want to give us an example, dumbas tyler, I guess,
like if you don't like something, just what was it
six seven out of.

Speaker 21 (17:53):
The way, get it out of here, like eighty six. Yeah,
that's what I don't get. I don't get why you
wouldn't use eighty six, but you say it, but you
say it in a certain way.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
You're just goes six seven, right, Yeah, that's what the
case said, like six seven, get out of here.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Six is for old people. So here's the origin. So
this is from again drill rapper Scrilla from his song
Dute Dute. He's representing sixty seventh Street in Chicago. D
bro better put put belt on right, they know behind
the way to switch bent. No, he dies six seven.
So I think that means like, if you're on sixty
seventh Street and you're not representing yourself, you're gonna get

(18:28):
popped by a cap.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Again to abruptly leave or reject someone.

Speaker 20 (18:32):
Go away and one also started in a rap song
Lizzie Boy.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, so the artist says he's forty one years old
and has forty one of everything. So now kids are
using to talk about how much they have. I have
a lot of something like I have forty one.

Speaker 16 (18:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Also fun fact twenty century Mexico, the number forty one
became a negative and derogatory slang term referring to homosexual men.
So yeah, there you go, little cool fun fact. Yeah
all right, so back to uh, mister Lindsay.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Coming into life.

Speaker 19 (19:05):
The forty one meme is starting to get in front
of more kids. And then we have some honorable mentions.
Chat crash out and op are still a regular part
of their daily vernacular. Let me know what you're hearing
in the comment.

Speaker 8 (19:18):
Is saying chat chat chat is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
So I don't know why it's used as a term
of address to similar like you know.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Hey guys, or a dude, what's up?

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Chat to refer to a group of people, or even
just like a single comes from streaming they're.

Speaker 20 (19:33):
Pretending they're live streaming. Yeah, the kids are like.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Hate chat, can't even So could you swap that out
for fam? Yeah, so the way that people use hey fam. Yeah,
but all these hey chat, all these young kids are
watching stuff on kick and Twitch and then so there
the streamers are using chat to address all the people
in the chat. So the honorable mentions from mister Lindsay,
chat crash out, which we've heard before, yeah, just means

(19:58):
to act reckless or sell destructive, overreacting to something out
of it, either anger or something dumb like dude, dude
crashed out, Okay, like he just flicked freaked out, and
an OP it's your opposition opponent or opposition rivals, enemies
or anyone on the other side. That's an old one.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah, he's the OPS, Like I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Crash out on my OP chat.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
That's what's gonna happen, dumb ass Tyler.

Speaker 21 (20:27):
Yeah a yeah, some of these, I will admit I
do use a couple like the chat one is funny,
and I play enough video games with my friends to
whard we still all get its twelve and he has
four younger brothers. Yeah, I have five younger brothers and
you're still bald. So whatever the.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Text, someone said, the emphasis is on the seven and
six seven. Greg. Yeah, I'm taking notes feverishly.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Because this one all changed next week.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, yeah, it'll change six nine.

Speaker 16 (21:00):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
There are some kids who will tell you that you're
wrong about these and you don't have the right definition
of it, and that is a technique that they're using
to throw people off, because then you say to them,
you go, all right, well then what does it mean?
And they well they weren't prepared for the follow up
that smart, they'relating us. You're you're the one who's wrong. Yeah,

(21:20):
I do have this this other speaking of slang, and
I know, Seabas, you hate all this stuff well.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Because like I just said, and even the teacher just said,
it's it's it's week by week, so it's not meaningful.
It's just kids being stupid. Kids on God, Ye, gods
dead ass on God is what I hear a lot
on God, but some thing. But that's the problem is
that people everybody uses them immediately and they use them

(21:45):
all the time for everything.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
My daughter still uses big bag a lot.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I do.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I do like that one because it's accurate and funny,
but I think it's.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
More like my son. I don't hear him saying it,
but like my daughter.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, my daughter will use it. And then main character
energy is also thrown in there. But you see that
more online my household. Instead of big back, we say
torta torta yeah, fat sandwich. Okay, all right, he's not fast, Sam,
But anyway, I have on the other side, almost like
a way to support the argument for slang. This guy

(22:19):
made the speech to a bunch of kids and got
them to understand something the bigger point, the bigger picture
of something by using and pointing to slang yeah, like
the gen Z slang yeah, which we all have time
right now. I'm gonna take the break and then we'll
come back and I'll have that for you next. And
you can see, you can see a few agree with me.
If he if he made you know what I'm talking about,
because I yeah, yeah, even dumbass Tyler understood. He's like, dude,

(22:44):
this is what they should be doing to get these
kids to understand different things. Because they did. This guy
did a really good job of a painting the picture.
But I'll I'll play that for you next. You're on
the Woody Show. Hang on show.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
All right, So here we go.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
This is this guy Ari Smith, and he is a YouTuber.
Shamanasi I think is a it's a X.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
I A O M A, but it's a.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
It's it's putnounced shamanasi C n y C shaman n
y C assuming anyway, So he's a practicing polygot. So
those are polyglots. Forget forget everything I said.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
He's a guy.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Yeah, he speaks a lot of languages fluently.

Speaker 22 (23:34):
He's a polyglot a glot anyway, so they had him
dresses this nerdy professor, and he addressed to students at
Westown High School is in Westchester, Pennsylvania, and he delivered
a talk on the importance of learning languages entirely in
jen alpha slang.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
So, in other words, like it's important to learn other
languages right the language week at the school.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
And so he did this.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
By explaining it to them using jen alphis lang. Let's
see how much of this greg gory actually I can
understand here.

Speaker 17 (24:08):
Yet I'm going to deliver the rest of this speech
in your very own native tongue. It's low key a
huge w to be vibing here at Westbound High School
for language this week.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Who Chad, let's walk in or pay prepare.

Speaker 17 (24:24):
Now, I know it's getting d lulu for this is
shoogie to speak in such skinny brain rod, But if
feel better with me, I'll put the fries in the
bag in Jeff.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Is said, I do actually have a message year no cap.

Speaker 13 (24:42):
I was dead as pressed about understanding this.

Speaker 17 (24:45):
Language, but I had to absorb the drip so I
wouldn't get aired by your generation. High key people think
jen alpha slang is just memes and brain rod, but
on God, it's giving a linguistic glove core happening irls.
Every time you drop a yacht or a hiding you

(25:06):
are legit patching the English language DLC with fresh updates,
literally shifting the English meta language evolves because you're constantly
cooking new.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Ways to pass the bye check.

Speaker 17 (25:18):
And honestly, your memes today finite hit as the textbook
vocab of tomorrow, that is, and this is exactly why
learning languages hits different. Just like how your casual pooky
talk could soon be the dictionary definition, picking up another
language gives you front row seats to how people around

(25:38):
the world give the deeds. It's like unlocking infinite drip,
allowing you to catch doves across cultures, connect deeper with
the squad, and stand new perspectives that would otherwise leave
you ghosted. Languages aren't just sus grammar rules spam. They're
the ultimate riz for becoming a real one. Every Where

(26:00):
you pull up it's the gigachad energy for me. So
knowing languages isn't mid, but it's not just a flex either.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
It's an infinite money glitch that slaps.

Speaker 17 (26:15):
People Finna get pressed, saying languages are chopped or too hard.
Don't listen, Bestie, they're just salty because their language game
is dog water. Being multi lingual is o D letting
you stand culture's vibe with international fam and utterly mob
your career. No cap speaking another language lets you go off,

(26:39):
turning you into an absolute conversational wrizzlord.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
So yet, Chad, that's the sauce.

Speaker 17 (26:46):
Keep cooking, stay goaded, never be mid and fr study
hard and go riz up that knowledge.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
So he had them by the end, making a point
of why it would be important to maybe understand other
language culture that other generations don't necessarily understand.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yeah, I thought it was pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (27:08):
That was funny, Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
We are into another new hour of insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Yeah, we got some after hours
voicemails we could share here for you. We've also got
a couple of emails I would like to I would
like to bring up okay cool, here's an after hours
voicemail that came into eight seven seven forty four Woodie.

Speaker 10 (27:34):
God damn it, Sammy, I love you. You're aw some
on the show. I don't know what the hell are
you fall man. You're a good looking girl. Je's christ
even your crochet and stuff, I can get you. You're
not that you just you are all around about just
something that the guy would want. But I just listened

(27:56):
to a podcast. You freaking not if you struggling to eat
two pieces of bacon, I hope you're never going to
find a goddamn man a lesbian. And I'm saying this
as a helpful tip because if I wasn't Mary, I
try to hit on you. I really would, even though

(28:18):
you and your freaking bacon, whatever the hell your phobia
is about it, But oh jeesus, man, just trying to
work on it. Please, God will be so much better.
Love you guys, oh y'all, including Sammy.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
All right.

Speaker 23 (28:37):
I was wondering where he was going with that, and
I mean, I appreciate it.

Speaker 11 (28:40):
I guess I'll look into that.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Yeah, I agree with the sentiments under everyone's very concerned
with your love life, Sammy.

Speaker 11 (28:46):
Well, apparently hate of bacon to be lonely.

Speaker 8 (28:50):
You know that's why you're not with a man.

Speaker 11 (28:52):
Right, No, yeah, that is yeah, thank you for pointing
that out.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I was wondering, Sammy eight four Woodie. I guess this
person was going through the podcast. We were talking about
what's the pettiest thing you've done? Oh yeah, you know,
because we enjoyed pettiest that's funny.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yeah, And so we got this after hours voicemail on that.

Speaker 16 (29:12):
Hey, what's up, guys, I was calling for the petty story.
My ex girlfriend cheated on me with one of my
best friends. This was like when I was eighteen years old.
Long story short. I found out from her friends that
this happened. So that night, I went with two of
her friends to my friend's brand new truck, took a
dump in the back of his truck, wiped my ass,

(29:34):
and then I wiped it on his door handles, peed
all over his windshields, egged it, and I threw baloney
all over his truck. That's my petty story.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
All right, he wins. Well, we just had that story
about the girl that was Matt. She said she was
just agitated from being pregnant. I guess. And the glitter
and total twelve thousand dollars worth of damage or something.

Speaker 7 (29:59):
I wouldn't even file this under petty I would find
it just under plane vandalism.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah, but it also is outside of the car not
really a big deal to holds it off.

Speaker 8 (30:08):
Well, you said both right.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
After hours voicemail.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Woody.

Speaker 24 (30:14):
Yeah, Hey, this messages for Woody. I heard you talking
about the smoker more than once, and I'm just telling
you it's kind of a waste of time. It's fun
at first. I got a huge, like Texas style restaurant smoker,
and it was fun.

Speaker 10 (30:30):
It was for like the first year, and.

Speaker 24 (30:31):
Then now it just sits in my backyard and I
have a cover over it and it just sits there.
You get tired of that smoky taste after a while.
Like I said, the first year, you'll smoke everything. You'll
smoke peppers, cheese, ribs, everything, and then that smell starts
to bother. Yet it makes you want a puke to
where you can't even stand it anymore.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
So think about it.

Speaker 24 (30:52):
Maybe when you want to smoke something or you want
to eat something smoke, just go to a nice barbecue place.
That's it, man, love the show, all right?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Thanks man?

Speaker 8 (31:00):
Tip, Yeah, you get burned out on that. It's the best.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
I think too much of any thing an one thing, right,
you can you can overdo it.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
You become addicted and then.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, all right, I got something for Greg that that
came in.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
It's an email. They want you to rate their reno. Oh,
they did a.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Renovation, and I'm gonna post I'm gonna post the photos
too on our Instagram and that way you guys can
see and you can also rate their reno. Awesome. It's
kind of like rate or judge my baby because it's
from a listener and she wants to know how they did. Yeah, yeah,
all right, so that'll be next year on The Woody
Show eight seven seven forty four. What he text us

(31:39):
over to two to nine eight seven A bit?

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Who am I the Woody Show? All right?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
So you know we do judge my baby here on
the show where listeners send in pictures of their kid
because they don't want to be going around showing off
pictures of their kid if their kids really ugly and
they don't realize it, right, So it's a public service
that we offer. And so we got this other email.
This is from Kelsey who sends us an email. It says,
dear Woody Show, we recently had a leak in our

(32:11):
master Oh I'm sorry, primary bathroom. Yeah. If you watch
hgv TV now, they don't say master bedroom they say
primary because you know, on a slavery sometimes that's what
everybody was thinking.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Anyway, So leak in.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Our primary bathroom that dripped into our living room downstairs.
Long story short, we decided to remodel the whole bathroom
instead of just fix the leaking shower. Please rate my renovation.
Be really interested to get Greg's opinion on this. Old
bathroom had a big tub that we never used to
shower stall, no privacy for the toilet, ugly tile. Yeah, so,

(32:48):
and they hadn't chose they didn't choose any of that,
but they have the pictures that they send over. If
you want to see, it's on our instagram right now.
You can go there at the Woody Show. You'll see
it's our most recent post, says rate my renovation. Then
you can go through. So the first one is the
original shower stall, and then the next picture would be
what the shower looks like now it's a big walk

(33:08):
in shower and and yes, your feedback and you can
take well, you could take a look at it. And
then while Greg's taking a look at that, I have
another thing here. An interior designer, his name is Nicholas Fairford.
So these are his five ugly things that you shouldn't
have in your home, but you probably do. And again,
a lot of people think the list is ridiculous, But

(33:30):
let's see what you think. Agreer disagree, and then you
know we can get Greg's opinion on the renovation from
the listener. Again, you could see it on our Instagram
right now at the Woody Show. But here's here's Nicholas.

Speaker 18 (33:41):
Number one a TV. Everybody places their furniture to face
that ugly black box, and I don't want it in
my house to disturb the beauty. Number two a microwave
similar to the TV. I'm somebody who cooks every day
and I never need to use a microwave. Three is
laundry drying all over the house. It just kills the vibe.
Four is overhead lighting. It makes everybody look a lot

(34:02):
less attractive. The best thing to do is have lamps
all around the room. Five is unused candles. They're light
them just for an hour or so. It looks used.
It looks a lot better, all right.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
So let's go down the list, gregor do you agree
or disagree?

Speaker 7 (34:14):
I agree, TV totally disagree. I mean I get what
he His point is it's not attractive per se, but
how are you going to live with that?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
So I have a family member that builds luxury homes
from the ground up. She's very anti TV, but I mean,
but her client, her clients want them.

Speaker 20 (34:33):
Of course, people are watching shows, what about the ones
that show the artwork?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
So it's like, oh, is that the frame? The Samsung frame?
Those are very We've got a couple of those. That's
but you'd rather have like things that keep them hidden.
And then they I mean ultimately, yes, I guess what
they're talking about. Like he's more talking about how like
the whole room than is like focused. Yeah, it's like
that's the center of the room. Yeah, you know, as

(34:57):
opposed to it's there like if you want to watch
it or whatever, but the the whole room doesn't revolve
around the TV. I disagree with that one microwave disagree
I mean again with nothing's wrong with the microwave.

Speaker 24 (35:08):
Number three.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
I know you agree with laundry drying all of the house.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Who would do that?

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (35:14):
Overhead lighting, one hundred percent agree, And that, I will
say is a gay cliche. Gay's love lamps and they
hate right overhead lighting, And I totally agree with that one.
No overhead lights, Okay, awful.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
And then what about unused candles, Like somebody went out
and bought a bunch of candles. They're they're not burned
like they're they're brand new, but they're they're like sitting
out around the house and they're just unburned. Yeah, I
kind of agree with that.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
They look kind of odd.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Yeah, just light a few times. That goes with anything
that you have that has like words on it on
a sign either and says it has no place in
your home, the kitchens, a sign that says, yeah, take
a look at the at the renovation that was done.
Kelsey sent us the email, and then take a look

(36:03):
at it. And then what we want you to do
is go on our Instagram, look at those photos and
then rate their reno. We help, we're helping them out.
You may not care about this at all, don't look,
but we're trying to help out another listener here. They're
helping us. They listen, and so we're gonna return the favor.
And I look, the HGTV stuff is super popular. I
know you guys like looking. You want to look at

(36:23):
other people's windows when you're walking through the neighborhood. We
know your nosy pricks, So go ahead and take a
look at the photos and then give us your thoughts
on our Instagram right now at the Woody Show check
it out, and then we'll get Greg's thoughts, his official thoughts,
because Greg is very picky. I forget what he said
the other day that you guys were talking about some

(36:44):
kind of thing, uh, a renovation, and you said, like people, Oh,
I know what it was. Gina was asking about barn
doors doors.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
Yeah, so where do they belong.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
They think about that a lot.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, super popular they are.

Speaker 8 (37:01):
I should not have a choice.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I mean my wife and I we have one set
in our master I'm sorry, primary bedroom, and I know why.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
Because none of those houses were bill doors.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Like so we have like a big master bath, primary bath,
but there's no Yeah, it's a big arched entrance to it.
And when I get up in the middle of the
night before I come into work, I can't do anything.
And so we put these like barn doors on there.
I think it looks good. I like it, like Greg
would make that choice, but I do like the look.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
In the style of like a sliding barn door.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah, it's from either side. They kind of pull and
close together and there like a track on this it's
a black wrought iron track, and then it's like darker
gray doors with a like dark metal like.

Speaker 8 (37:45):
I just want the one door that's literally a barn door.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah. So check check out our listeners renovation on our
Instagram right now, and then we'll get Greg's official thoughts
next year on The Woody Show. Hang on.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Hit far Instagram.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
It's pinned right to the top of our page.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
You can see.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
It's a much like.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Judge My Baby, the emails that we get from listeners
asking us take a look at their kid, and hey,
please help me figure out what we're showing around pictures
of an ugly baby.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Just don't realize that.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Nobody dislikes their own brand, you know exactly.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Yeah, So at the Woodie Show you can see it there.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
It's our listener. Kelsey said they had a leak in
their primary bathroom dripped down to the living room, so
rather than just fix the leak in the shower, they
decided to rent it me the bathroom wanted to get
Greg's opinion on it. Greg has an expert eye when
it comes to these things, so he likes to believe.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
We predict, Yeah, can we predict what he's gonna say? Sure,
I predict that. You're gonna say that patterns are too busy.
There's there there's too many different patterns.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah, you're not wrong.

Speaker 20 (38:50):
I'm going to predict there's one key element that's screwing
everything up. And I don't want to give away which
one it is, but element well, well, say overall, the
floor is really killing the vibe.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Wait, the floor in the bathroom itself to the shower.

Speaker 20 (39:09):
Well, I think if there was a more plain piece
in the middle, you know, for the floor, it would
make more sense.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
I like the floor of the shower, it's kind of
like this uh, pebble rock kind of thing because it's darker.
It's more like in the grays and the blacks. It's
going to be easier to cover up any kind of dirt.
So if you don't like to clean, you know what
I mean, Like, it's not going to look as dirty
as fast as some of the other things that you
could put down in there.

Speaker 18 (39:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
I don't mind that, especially for a shower. I don't
mind has that look. It's supposed to look like river rock,
but it's actually like what they used to call it
penny round. This is more like quarter round that and
I don't.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Let's listen to Greg get really gay here.

Speaker 7 (39:47):
Okay, ready, okay, So build, burn, build, right? Is that
how they're saying, that's what manager are supposed to do. So, hey,
we've called you in here. First of all, I think
they last week you did a great job on that presentation.
I did want to talk to you though about blah
blah blah blah blah, and yeah that's where they burn
and then they build you back up. But hey, you
know what, again, great job in the presentation last week. Also,
I meant to tell you that I got a really

(40:07):
nice compliment from so and so on sales about how
and then that's wrapped up and then that's comp Yes, exactly,
So kudo's on doing the renovation. That's awesome. I totally support.
And you know, a real estate agent would say, don't
get rid of a bathtub because people like it for
their kids. I support that. Who needs a bathtub? Shower
way better idea. I love that it's a walk in

(40:29):
without a door or a curtain. I have one of
those at home. I love it. I know some people
in the comments say they don't like that. But here's
the issue that I have. The floor. You're completely right,
menace it. I call that Christina tile from Christina on
the Coast. She popularized. Its way too busy.

Speaker 8 (40:49):
The shower of the floor, the floor floor of.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
The main floor, the star shapes. It's it's kind of retro,
and I understand it's very popular. But something more muted,
more new troll would have been more long lasting. This
is something that you're going to get tired of in
about a year.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
The sconces over the mirrors. I would have done something
a little less bulbous, a little less bright. I would
have done upright sconces flanking each mirror instead, countertop. Not bad,
I like it. What gives me Odjita is that these
sinks are off kilter. I know that's not your fault.

(41:27):
That wasn't your choice. But you can see the counter
to the right of the right hand sink is much
deeper than the counter to the left of the left
hand sink. It looks askew.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
There's more space to the right of the sink on
the right exactly, and there is space to the left
of the sink on the left.

Speaker 8 (41:44):
And don't get Greg Starr on the outlet.

Speaker 11 (41:45):
I know it's off center, clearly.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
One of the left is the husband's counter.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
And I know you're of gold fixtures. Is that that's more?

Speaker 13 (41:53):
You know?

Speaker 7 (41:55):
I'm kind of coming around on the gold fixtures that's brushed.
It's not I hate it shiny.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I don't hate it. I hate those gold or whatever
they call those fixtures. It looks so tacky in eighties
to me if it's shiny, but these look a little
bit more muted. Like this comment on the instagram, how
much to fire the contractor?

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
The workmanship looks fine. Yeah, it does as far as
the shower goes. I agree that they should have replaced
that before tile. It's gray and drab. But the tile
they chose isn't terrible. I'm not a fan of that
green border tile. I don't get it. It just doesn't work.
It doesn't make sense. And I'm not, unlike Woody, a
fan of the floor. I don't like those tiles at all.

(42:39):
If you're going to go for a river rock, look,
you should have just used river rock.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
So what are you giving the overall renovation? Greg raat
this renna, I'm gonna give it A six. A six, Yeah,
that's better than I thought you were to give it.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
Yeah, I was gonna go five, but I know you
guys hate it when I judge things of five. Yeah,
maybe maybe a fan, let's go five point five.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
I say the quick fixes are get rid of the flooring.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Well that's not a quick fix. That's a brand new renovation.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Isn't that the easy fix to kind of like clean
it up a little bit? The floor?

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Go with the floor first, Perhaps, I think counters might
be easier than a floor.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Really, floor is a big deal. Yeah, especially good you
got a jackhammer that out. Yeah. So here's the thing
when it comes to any renovation. I always tell people
when they hey, what do you think you're asking for
my opinion? Which I will give you, but it's how
I would do it in my home. You have a
completely different set of style, taste, whatever you like. I
tell everybody, make your house the way that you want it.

(43:39):
You're the one that lives there. Sure, Now, if you're
looking for advice on you know, hey, because I'm only
going to be here for a few years for resale
for whatever. But if you're just planning on being in
this house, even if for five plus years. I have
just do whatever it is that you think you like,
and who cares for anybody else? Like, you're the one
has to live with it. You're the one has to
be happy in your own home. Yeah, So you know,

(43:59):
I think I think what it is they're they're proud
of this renovation, right, they like it. They're looking for
great to maybe reinforce what they're already feeling. But yeah,
I kind of had a feeling that it was dangerous.

Speaker 7 (44:09):
But yeah, and if you can try to stay timeless
and classic, don't go with trendy like I see some
ship lap I see the Christina floors. Those are very
trendy right now, you're gonna get tired of them.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
All right, Well, check it out and you can, uh,
you can give us your opinion to help Kelsey out.
Thank you, Kelsey. I think I don't know if you
regret it, it's too late, Kelsey. Check it out. It's
on our Instagram at the Woody Show more wood he
showed next.

Speaker 19 (44:33):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
And we're into another new hour, insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. My name is Whatoy. That's great gory.
Hi Menace is right there is. We've got gena grad
Hey there. So Stammy is always good for a random question,
as is Morgan. Morgan always has a couple of good
random questions, like I remember, okay, so you had you
had one recently about peanut butter.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
You bought peanut butter and the.

Speaker 23 (44:59):
Sea this seal is Yeah, it always says, you know,
don't use this if the seal is broken.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Correct.

Speaker 23 (45:05):
And when I opened it, the seal was stuck to
the inside top of the cap, and so there wasn't
anything that sealed that peanut butter.

Speaker 11 (45:14):
And so technically it was working. But it's not like
someone stabbed.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
In't you It looked perfectly smooth on this.

Speaker 11 (45:18):
It was perfectly smooth on the top.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Eat it, Yeah you would.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah, I would totally eat that.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
I'm on my sealed Well I did eat it.

Speaker 11 (45:29):
I couldn't wait.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
You're still here, You're okay. I mean, it's like random stuff.
It's all random stuff. This other one that she had
and she was asking, I can't give her a really
answer this. We have to go to our our is
it our official? Is it gay correspondent? We have to
we have to go to Greg goreon on this one.
And she has is this gig hear it out and
then this is gag.

Speaker 23 (45:50):
So I was sitting eating with my parents at a bar,
like a kind of sushi bar right where you would
eat and also order drinks, and a guy him and
sat down, probably in his forties.

Speaker 11 (46:03):
And he sat down by himself. He was with nobody else,
and he ordered a chardonnay.

Speaker 8 (46:09):
Is that gay?

Speaker 11 (46:10):
I mean I felt like that. But the second that.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
I just saw him six questions by.

Speaker 23 (46:16):
Himself and order, I was like, Oh, he's gay.

Speaker 8 (46:19):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I'm not even She immediately lost interest. She's like, charge
forgetting and I could answer it, but I'll go I
want to hear medicis take first? Because I have I
have my.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Answer Already's nuclear? Gay?

Speaker 17 (46:33):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (46:33):
I mean if you went with red wine still you
know sus? But is it like sharnay?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
No?

Speaker 8 (46:40):
I think that's like.

Speaker 23 (46:41):
The gayest to just sit down and order for some reason.

Speaker 11 (46:44):
And I don't know why drink?

Speaker 2 (46:48):
No, man, it's what about some of these things that
you order? He'll order anything that comes into pineapple with anything. Yeah, yeah,
it doesn't matter what it is.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
But I've been like, I mean an get a jacket,
coc and a apple. He could tropical setting. It's just
what you do. But if you're like like a hotel, yeah,
if you're solo in your charnay, I wouldn't think that,
like a glass of red wine would be red.

Speaker 8 (47:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
I don't know what Sara signals.

Speaker 20 (47:16):
What scarer Shardnay or rose the rose for sure, just
because it's pink.

Speaker 7 (47:21):
And well there's Shardnay all day, rose all day. But
my gut instinct was to say, that's girly but not gay.

Speaker 8 (47:30):
Okay, okay, great, interesting.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
I don't think a dude ordering a fuzzy navel right like,
it's not. I mean, I see why you would think that,
I really do. But because yeah, a man normally right,
Shardnay is a very very very woman drake.

Speaker 8 (47:46):
It is.

Speaker 23 (47:47):
And if you you know, if there's a bottle already
open and you're a guy and you're hanging out, they're like,
we have a bottle of Shardinay, You're like, all right,
I'll have some.

Speaker 11 (47:53):
I get that, but solo alone, drink of choice.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
I'm a dying for a buttery.

Speaker 25 (47:59):
What did he look like? Was he manly looking or
did he already kind of look gay to you?

Speaker 11 (48:03):
He didn't look gay.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
That's the thing.

Speaker 11 (48:05):
I didn't think that he was.

Speaker 23 (48:11):
Yes, he look like it wasn't because some people you
can I feel like you can kind of tell it
wasn't anyone who you could.

Speaker 11 (48:17):
Take gatar, right, yeah, right off.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
The bat, look he looked was.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
I think we all know what that means. Okay, So
speaking to Greg in a language he understands, all right, hey, girlfriend,
listen to this. Yeah, it's like no, so David from
my Lottery dream Home, right, you don't have.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
To you don't have to hear a word.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
You don't have to know anything that you look at
him and go that dude's gays.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
You got some kind of pearls and some release over
the top like tattoos. No, dudet tell right, So that's right, Yeah,
I see it, like okay.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Yeah, right there exactly.

Speaker 7 (48:56):
No, And that's not even the least been offensive to
say somebody looks gay, somebody that looks it's like, thanks,
for example, danvid Bromstad, the one you just mentioned, looks gay.
But when you said this guy quote didn't look gay, I.

Speaker 25 (49:10):
Just meant he didn't.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
It wasn't obvious, feminine or right.

Speaker 11 (49:14):
Yeah, it just didn't didn't go obvious till the dream
came out. And he wasn't a super manly guy either.

Speaker 8 (49:19):
He was just a guy.

Speaker 11 (49:21):
I mean, it wasn't nothing went off for me.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
J man, are just guys?

Speaker 11 (49:25):
Well, shovel over here, I'm going to stop talking.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
I think Sammy's mom was just blun right.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Did you hear that?

Speaker 16 (49:34):
Right?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Gay guys, they're just guys. They're just guys.

Speaker 8 (49:37):
I apologize.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
It's kind of like when somebody says, no, I don't
think he's gay.

Speaker 8 (49:40):
He has kids, Yeah, he's normal.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
You know, Yeah, Okay, that's that would be super fun.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
He's normal saying normal, But I don't.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
I mean that growing up there are two kinds of
people in the world, gay and normal.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Wow. So fun to hear, just for curiosity clarification. All right,
So I agree that somebody, and I use the David
Bromstad example, my lottery dream home looks gay. So when
you say somebody looks gay, I can't say that, you know,
from I would think that would be necessarily offensive. Now,
if somebody goes, he's not gay, he's normal, that's offense
because that there's there's like, there's there's there's meaning behind that, right,

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you know there there's I don't know, like like a
real like a real like a real judgment behind that
saying that I don't know, like chardonay. Somebody said, by
the way their husband calls it sharda gay. I mean,
I see why you would think that, I really do.
But like, you know, saying saying something like that, is
that offensive that as a gay person, do you find

(50:39):
that offensive that Sammy would like just looking?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (50:43):
No, I don't think so either.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
I don't think. I think it's I mean, it's it's
a it's a it's a clue.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
The only well I get it. I don't even like
the word offended because I'm so rarely offended by anything.
But the only thing that I would get, let's call
it offended at is oh, that guy isn't gay, he's married,
or you know, along those lines, that guy can't be
gay he has kids. That let's use the word offender
defends me. The thing that offends me the most, and

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this happens a lot through texting here at work. Any
joke in any context has got to go back to
being gay. It's so lazy, it's so ineffective, and it's
borderline offensive. We could be talking about hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Of course. God, it's so boring, Jez, Greg take a penis,
but you can't take a joke, get it? That's the
next texts coming. Yeah, sure, but no I would. I
would make a distinction. That's girly, but it's not automatically.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
What about Okay, we know Greg's gatar is not the best.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
It's really where and where is sea bass? By the
way here, because he's the he's the one. I always
thought it was kind of curious that he will sit down.
I remember we were on a flight somewhere, going somewhere,
and we were sitting in first class and they came
around and said, hey, can we get you anything before takeoff?
And he goes, yes, I will have a glass of champagne.
That's that's his drink of choice. So it's that curious because.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
That goes back to my fruit. That's not a celebration
drinks because it's a flight. It goes back to setting
because you're in a first class setting. Yeah, that's a.

Speaker 8 (52:25):
Classes thing, not a homophobic but that's.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
All that I'm saying just in general. That is his
drink of choice.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yes, we see him ordering, Yeah, we see him ordering
champagne more than anything else.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Yeah, I find that well because it's good.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I'm with Gina. It's more of a classy thing.

Speaker 8 (52:38):
I have to have my champagne.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
But I have a few more things on my list.
Remember when I said fountains are gay. The flags in
your in your yard that tell you what season. It
is very gay. Taking a selfie in public?

Speaker 2 (52:52):
What is he doing?

Speaker 4 (52:52):
I keep seeing his face try to come in with
Sammy's using against microphone.

Speaker 11 (52:59):
For him to use, and now he's just pacing.

Speaker 23 (53:01):
Back and he's.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Sort of sauntering towards the door because I keep seeing
his face in the window.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
But like like, ah, there he is, thank you. How
I see bass he prefers his microphone well because I
see this like face in the window. And then he
disappears and I keep thinking I was, but you guys
have moved on. So I just know, oh no, no, yeah, chardonnay,
Yeah yeah, yeah, champagne.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
It's either that or the man is a man who
doesn't know how to drink. Uh you think about who?
Like chardonnay is an intro drink.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
It is because it's sweet and and you know, lights
and citrusy. So either he's Yeah, he's either gay or
doesn't know yet.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Yeah, he just.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Exposure.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Yeah, that's that's fair.

Speaker 8 (53:46):
Champagne.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Champagne your drink of choice. It's not my drink of choice,
but it is something I do enjoy from time to
time for sure.

Speaker 20 (53:51):
Is it specifically something you order when you're in first
class on a plane or here?

Speaker 3 (53:56):
It's what they offer you on first class, Like it's
either you get like if you're there at night, they'll
be or they'll offer you momosa's. Like that's that's the
first thing. That's like barbecue sauce at McDonald's. That's just
it's the first thing they get. Yeah, I mean I like.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
It, but yes, by no means my first drinking choice.

Speaker 24 (54:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
By the way, Jackie Coke, right, bro b, I like
to put a word out to all the airlines they
don't have tequila on flights.

Speaker 8 (54:17):
Oh I think you can get too sloppy, too quick.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Of course we'll get waste because it's difference between the
difference is you shoot tequila and that's the type of
behavior that leads to out of the.

Speaker 8 (54:31):
Waist, getting zip tied to your chair.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Also like all overly sexual.

Speaker 15 (54:36):
Yeah, all right, all right, that your makes your clothes pon.

Speaker 7 (54:41):
Yeah, are these things gate? So taking a selfie in
PUBLICA that's just god, that's I.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Was talking about men doing the gate that's what's That's
what he's saying. So it might not be necessarily shardonnay.
But if you are falling into one of these things.
In Greg's opinion, our official correspondence, this would be yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
But you have to define if the it's a woman
or man.

Speaker 7 (55:01):
These are all man doing this using conditioner. I think
that's very good.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
That's gay.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Yeah, yeah, and let's just like mixed in.

Speaker 8 (55:12):
Don't you want silky hair?

Speaker 7 (55:15):
Guys will use bar soap they don't care or nothing,
just water. Having a tattoo anywhere from the waist down,
especially ankle.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Nuclear give me somezes, then that's so gay.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
It's so tough these days because people are tattooing everything
they get their hands on.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
And the calf tattoo is.

Speaker 8 (55:35):
Huge with the barbed wire, the tribal band.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Like oh I have a pizza slice and or shark
anything under the waist. Gay, I do this a lot.
Use lip bomb. I think that's gay.

Speaker 20 (55:48):
Sourcemen to use lip like I'll hold you down and
like you I hate to seeing.

Speaker 8 (55:53):
Those chapped lips.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Do you mean chap stick or lip bombers inclusive?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Inclusive? Gay, yeah, I mean necessary. I agree, But by
I buy something like that once every couple of years
because I'll end up being in some place where it's
like blistering cold and from you licking your lips, your
your lips get like burning chapping at her, and so like,
I buy and I buy the same thing every time.
That car MAXs makes it worse, No, it makes it

(56:18):
so dude, it's so good.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Car second.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Carmes like c a m a second.

Speaker 8 (56:25):
It feels good. Bather you all with the aqua for
is the best looks.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
It's the best snow gloves. I have that on my
learned to snow gloves gloves.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I haven't thought about snow gloves since I was like
eight years ago. They're so good because they're all at airports.
Oh yeah, yeah, right next to the spoons. Yeah, and
shot glasses.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
And then the other thing is having more than one.

Speaker 8 (56:55):
Key chain, okay, like a souvenirs.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Girls do have bigger key chains totally and multi keychains.
Yeah all right, well hold let's see what, yeah, Gina,
Oh yeah, like thattle.

Speaker 7 (57:07):
Trinket yeah, if that was a man's keys.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
Air tag and my Pokemon thing that my kid.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Gives multiple things.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Yeah, women also have purses, men have pockets. We can't
throw Pokemon on our key chains.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
If you have more than If you have more than one,
then you have a life partner. All right, Well there's
the there's your definitive answer, Sammy. Yeah, next time you
see that guy, you can make a move. Chances are
he is into it. We're gonna take a break. I
do have a confession to make. And when Sammy said

(57:42):
that she had is this gay question? That's what sparked my.
That reminded me like, oh, yeah, I did something for
the first time.

Speaker 8 (57:49):
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
It might and it might fall under the category Greg
that you would judge, really you would judge me. Yeah,
I'm intrigued.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
The question, Am I gay?

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Is the question to be? I'll tell you what I did.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
That's what the show hang on.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
I think there's some shenanigans going on The Woody Show
is back.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
There'll be one thing if I did one of these things,
or you know what, maybe even two at the same time.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
I did all.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Three of these things for the very first time. In
my life, Greg, is it gay? Any guesses? Yes, I
do have a guess.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
You have a guess.

Speaker 7 (58:31):
Well, looking at your face. It's not a spray tan,
which we thought you were going to do last year.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
No, I've never done a spray tan.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Is it a manicure. I got a manicure, I got
a pedicure, and I got a facial nice.

Speaker 8 (58:50):
Is that gay self care?

Speaker 18 (58:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
I don't know if this has any bearing anything.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
I told you. I was really excited about this place
that was opening by my house. It's called Hammer and Nail, right,
and it's basically a salon, not a salon, but like
a it's a manly salon, a manly salon. But they
because but they thank god, they waxed my ears. They'll
watch your nose, the waxed eyebrows. All that they do
straight razor shaves and linus was why the beard looked

(59:18):
away lined up. They'll do like the camo color haircut, manicure, pedicure, facial,
they do all kinds of stuff, right, And so my
buddy had told me about this, He's like due. This
place is awesome.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
They have these I have to show you a picture
of the place, Greg, it sounds awesome.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
So anyway, it looks like a place that you would
go to do like whiskey tasting.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
You walk in, but you walk in and they hand
you your favorite drink, your drink of.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
Choice, and then it's just.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
So this this is where I was sitting as they
were doing the as they were doing the manicure.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
Look at that place.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Oh damn, it looks very cool.

Speaker 20 (59:59):
They don't call it a salon, and they call it
a grooming lounge, a grooming lounge for men.

Speaker 25 (01:00:03):
Yeah, is it women or men doing your toes?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
It was a woman. It was a woman. Facial facial
was a woman. The haircut, the straight razor, and even
the wax was a dude. The waxing of the ears
was a dude. It was great. It was great, and
I never done it's where it's not completely like, there's
still some great they say touch of gray. Okay, right yeah,

(01:00:33):
But anyway, so I tried it because I was like
why not?

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
Because it was all included. I had to pay for
it separately.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Because my buddy had told me about this place, is like, hey,
go in there, get this, and you can go in
there and get any service. That you want, so I'm like, hey,
I've never done it. Everybody's told me about manicure and
pedicure how much I love it, and I do really, dude,
it's so great.

Speaker 8 (01:00:53):
So you go like three times a week if you
want to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
I can go every day if I wanted to. They
sell different things, Dude, it's so good. Pedicure sounds too
ticklish to me.

Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
I love him.

Speaker 25 (01:01:05):
I don't even they feel amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
I'm a kicker, and I might be embarrassed because my
heels are so dry.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Due my feet are so soft. There have you done
it before?

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Manicure pedicure.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
I'm not against trying it, but I thought when you
set that up, I would have thought.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Oh, he was on a cruise with his family, got nothing,
You got nothing to know as well?

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Did you know I would have never done it like
at a regular like spaspaw kind of place. Yeah, where
it's men and women, and I've never done that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
You're doing it in a manly setting, You're not doing
like a dry It made a different enough to give
me the first time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Now that I've tried it, I've done, I'm like, I'll
get him at the mall. I don't care did you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Go with your buddy?

Speaker 8 (01:01:49):
It was just holding hands with it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
Well, it was holding hands with the person that was
doing the man core.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:01:54):
How often do you plan on going to this point?

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
It was two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Ago that I did this, and I'm going against tomorrow.
I'm going tomorrow. You can get a membership and go unlimited. Yes,
so I can get your you can get your hair
cut every day for fun.

Speaker 20 (01:02:13):
They have a big daddy aroma therapy many petty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
They pour whiskey into the water mix or whatever, and
so you have this aroma of whiskey. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Everyone is corny and cheesy and you could throw as
much wood and leather and whiskey at me, but you know,
you just.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Do the job.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
It was a cool place. This place does look awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
And as you're sitting there in these big leather recliner things,
they have these TVs up in. Each person has their
own individual TV. You watch where you want noise canceling headphones,
and they're just like pamper and the crap out of you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
They kick you out if you're a lady, because I'd
rather know here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
I don't know. It's called hammer and nail. They have
over the country.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
On the TV. I don't care how hard it's.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
Yeah, you can put whatever you want.

Speaker 8 (01:03:00):
Camera and nails grooming.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Do they use the word pamper?

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
That is no.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
I couldn't think of another. They spoil you? How about
that much better.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Show any other first come person there? I mean for
whatever it is in the same realm as like, uh,
like skincare. I started embracing skincare yeah and uh yeah,
and there's this I mentioned it off to Aaron lit Up.
Well I do. I do have those Kylie kids, but
like actually not ironically getting Kylie kids, like getting the

(01:03:41):
uh the first a beauty like this, this brand that
has skincare. Dude, I'm obsessed. Girlfriend. So it's like your
skin getting a drink of water.

Speaker 24 (01:03:53):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
And so what is it like all over things? You're
all over my body because we have like masty elbows
of dude, I'm telling you up yeah, first uh first
aid beauty, looking into.

Speaker 11 (01:04:07):
I would target in other places. I used their shampoo,
but they don't make that anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
So I'm well, this is I'm kind of jealous because
I've never gotten a manicure or a pedicure.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
I have no interest. Dude, you'd have.

Speaker 7 (01:04:19):
Done the facial and I do think the facial part
is gay.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:24):
And I also think the facials, God, strike me down.
They don't do anything like you don't. They really don't
do anything.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
Does it glow to you?

Speaker 20 (01:04:33):
I think you're blowing? I see it a dewey the beard, Yeah,
that's you want to have dewey glow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Always wanted a straight razor shape, so you go there.

Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
So do they do that the straight razor?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Yeah, hot leather straight raised the old time is so cool.
Facial things like you with the facial part is the
hand part. You wouldn't like the manicure, right, that's the
that's the hand pedicure. You'd like you really like that
because you like to have your feet out. I do,
and like you know, I do have night feet. I
think you would like it. And then the facial thing
I think you would like. I do like it. But
I just I truly believe massage your face rules.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
But is it like I don't know, Ladies, help me
out here. The facial thing is that like Mico derm abrations,
they actually get into your skins.

Speaker 25 (01:05:17):
That's one type.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
They put like a hot talent on there and everything
and then they rubbed some others that you know, and
then they put another hot talent with the stuff they
just put on their fields.

Speaker 8 (01:05:27):
Amazing, and you're just like awesome for.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
The whole flights too cool.

Speaker 15 (01:05:31):
I mean, whatever, did the girls have their boobies out
like hooters or is it just normal?

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
It's not it's not like that, it's not tilted killed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
I'm just wondering any other first timers.

Speaker 20 (01:05:41):
I'm about to be a first timer for I think
I just convinced my husband to take ballroom dancing classes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Oh god, I thought that or something.

Speaker 8 (01:05:57):
I think it would be fun.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
You got it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
You got to give him an out on that corot. No,
he won't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
This is obligation.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Yeah, we still all right. Welcome back everybody. Ye yeah,
it is the way show, rolling right along this morning.
And I tell you why, man, we meet some interesting
people along the way. I mean not just professionally, but
out like at events and different things and uh, you know, medicine.

(01:06:28):
I recently we went to that to that radio convention
whatever thing that we did in Austin, And while I
was there, I met somebody who works for our company
and has a pretty big job within our company, and
so I would have thought, at least at some point
would have met this person before it would make sense.
And I never met this person. And this is one

(01:06:49):
of the more interesting, funny people I think I've ever
met in my life. I put him right up there
with Aunt Chrissy as far as characters go. And man,
I I don't remember were laughing as hard as I
did that night when I met this guy. His name
is Deeke, and I actually have Deeke here on the line. Hey,
dee can you hear us?

Speaker 18 (01:07:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
All right, there hear me?

Speaker 18 (01:07:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
There he is. Now. Deek works for our company, and
he does like a lot of stuff if you listen
to a radio station, a lot of the things that
go on like between the songs or the big promotional
announcements with like the big voice that comes on and
tells you what you can win and stuff like that.
So they have him locked away in some closet somewhere
and uh, and he does all this stuff for all
of the big like iHeartRadio country stations.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
Yeah yeah, And how long you've been doing that job
with this company?

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Seventeen years? Nice never met him before. I'm weird, but.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
I've been I've been with the company since ninety five.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
Yeah, see this is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Man. So anyway, we figured, like his Menace meets interesting
people out we always get to meet the people that
Sea Bass runs into.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
And so I just wanted to introduce you guys to Deeke.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
And my thought is like, at some point we got
to have like some kind of like Woody show party
with Deeke.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
Maybe bring Aunt Chrissy in.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Because I don't know, but I'm down.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
So what is your story? You're you're from where.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Oh, I was born and raised in Kentucky, Kentucky, got
hired by the same company we're with now, and yeah,
worked at EBN and Cincinnati and then MMS in Cleveland
and then.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Stationed in Florida. And you worked for this guy, Brad.
So I got a lot of these stories while I
was sitting there that night, and I think the most
fascinating one, well, I mean it's hard to tell, but
the one of the most fascinating stories that I've been
fired a number of times over the years in radio.
I think anybody's been in radio more than five minutes
has been fired at least once, maybe a dozen times.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
We've all been fired a lot if you haven't fired.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Yeah, the fact the fact that he's only been fired
three times is quite amazing. And there's a couple of
the stories that to my talent, yeah, like eventually, like
a couple of stories. Like how long before we could
tell those stories? Because I mean tell you, I'm like
hearing them was gold.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Yeah, I mean, don't you think we're to the point
where we actually call and be like, hey, this is
content now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Yeah, but how many years ago the story I'm thinking about,
deeg how long twenty years ago? Twenty years ago? Something
he got fired for twenty years ago. He still still
still can't talk about it. But you know what, So
of the things that you can talk about, what was
the one thing either you got the most in trouble
for or that you did get fired for.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
I think the thing I got the most in trouble
for was some of just some random comment I said
on the air, but it became a big pain in
the ass.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
Yeah, that happens everybody.

Speaker 8 (01:09:29):
Yeah, we've all been there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Yeah, everybody's been.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
I didn't know at the time though, because this was
the nineties and there was an international def Leopard fan
club and I made fun of the one arm drummer
for beating his wife.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Well wait, so you got in trouble for making fun
of him for his wife.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
But what I said was, I guess that dumb bitch
didn't read the scouting rip for it said he ain't
coming too strong from the left, something like that. So
it became a on man. Those souls in the nineties,
I didn't even think about them. They have an international
fan club, like I got hate mail for a year,

(01:10:09):
like in the mail, yeah, and there was no email.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Then you got in trouble at the radio station for
that one, probably because it was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
The mayor, and I got in trouble for that. And
I don't know trouble stories.

Speaker 8 (01:10:18):
My trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
I stay out of trouble. That's why I'm still I
don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
I mean, there's there's a twenty years there's a twenty
year old story. So good I can't so good. I
got it the better ones going back before that. I'll
tell you another one from back then. Well that's not
because it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Even do with me. But I told you about that
that sidekick that I had that took the whole network
off the air while he was banging a stripper on
the roof, right, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Mean it was radio back in the day, was wild man. Yeah,
it was wild in fact, talk about are you allowed
to tell the story about it? We can leave the
names out of it. But there was like this one executive.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
So my my boss. Yeah, he had this party at
his house after this event every year, and I had
to work the event. It starts eight o'clock in the morning.
By the way, that was this same day was the
first time I ever drove a Hummer.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
One of the most overrated vehicles ever.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Yeah, things sucks. I hate him so much. Our station
had like a real before they were like available to
the public. Good call on that exact whoever you are. Anyway,
So we work all day and then he has this
big after party two o'clock in the morning. His pool
is full of completely naked women, most of them from
this area strip club. And he comes out and he's

(01:11:32):
just wearing a towel. You know when you get like
super tired and you just like you'll start staring at stuff,
and he has his zone out. Yeah, so like he
walks out. I look because he walked out and I'm
staring and then he drops his towel. Well that's a baby.
I'm seeing a grown man with the smallest waner I've

(01:11:53):
ever seen.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
And this is like the big boss.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
This is the boss of the Boss of the Boss of.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
The boss, like the mean guy, the headhuncho.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Yeah, and he's walking towards the boss man. He stops
right in front of me and he puts his hands
like waiste, like Superman. Oh yeah, he's portly, and he goes, hey, date,
you can't tell how big a balloon is until you
blow on it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Mother, All right, that's old school. Yeah, so that's so. Yeah,
that's old school management. That's uh, that's how many Yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (01:12:28):
Think about that now.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
I love working for that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
I just wanted to introduce you to everybody, and it's
good to meet you, guys. Yeah, because I definitely think
we need to have you as a correspondent at least
from time to time on different things. Get perspective on
different things, obviously, for sure, like once, how long do
you think it's going to be this this legal thing
back and forth from twenty years ago with weed No, no, no,

(01:12:55):
like you're your other story stories, I don't Yeah, I'll
make a call. I just say guys, I'm telling you, like,
some of these stories are unbelievable, Like how did you
even manage that?

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
He goes, what do you need me to explain the
birds and the bees?

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Okay? And I go no, no, no, no, I need to
explain like the situation professionally and otherwise how that even
happened in the first place logistically?

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
Yeah, dude, unbelievable stories I've never heard.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
I mean, I've heard a lot of people getting fired
for different reason stories, but this is one of the
more incredible stories I've ever heard. Deep, one of the
more fun people I think I've ever hung out with.
We had good time, I know, yeah it was. It
was a great time. And Deep, thank you for coming on.
We'll be checking in with you again.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Yeah, man, you're good people.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
All right, Well there's Deek everybody. Deep Yeah, thank you
for having me on. All right, Man, appreciate you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
He is great.

Speaker 22 (01:13:47):
H o Al.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Garbage Day, not garbage here, Pete.

Speaker 22 (01:13:52):
Hey, don't forget.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
We have trash Day, not trash weed.

Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
It's not every once in a while that they leave
it out for an extra day.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Reminder me, I didn't have an email, not about being
an ho A hole? Am I the a hole?

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
Jared says?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Hoy Hoy says an email email at the wodieshow dot
com Hoy Avid, listener to the show for more than
a decade, I realized there are some parts of the
show that are really helpful to listeners. Guess whose gas
always a good laughing helpful. Hearing people freak out of
calling lazy bones during card arcs makes me question where
we're head is sidy?

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
But those are for a different time.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Today, I bring my case to my friends of the
Woody Show to ask if I am indeed the a hole.
My son will be turning two in a few months,
and my wife and I have activities planned for his birthday.
No party or anything like that. We're going to go
to a ranch where they have a hay ride and
you can feed some pets and animals and while you
ride on the wagon through the ranch. He loves animals,

(01:14:52):
and we have done this with him twice before and
he loves every minute of it. Well. Both of the
grandmother's on my wife's side, biological and step both made
plans for his birthday for other things I'm not talking
about plans for his birthday but for themselves. His biological
grandmother had planned for her friends to come visit and
they go out of town for a few days, with

(01:15:13):
her only grandchild's birthday being right in the middle of
those dates. His step grandmother decided to book a two
week trip to Italy and won't be returning until the
day after his birthday. One might question how long these
plans have been in place. My wife and I talked
to all the grandparents at least four months ago about
these plans so that they could schedule accordingly. These alternate
plans were made in the past one to two months.

(01:15:36):
My wife and I refuse to change our plans in
any way because then it's just not the same. We
don't want to set a precedent that we will conform
to whatever other people's plans might be despite already having
our plans set. We celebrate the birthday, not the week
or even the month. Sorry minutes, question, am I and
my wife the ahole for not being willing to change

(01:15:59):
the date of our son his birthday activities to accommodate
the grandmother's plans.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
Uh, real quick, I'm sorry I missed the first part.
How old you said he's turning two. Oh, then yeah,
you're an a whole. Yeah, the kid won't remember if
the grandparents were there or not, but it doesn't matter.

Speaker 23 (01:16:16):
And the kid also doesn't know what day is their
actual birthday.

Speaker 11 (01:16:19):
You can move it to whatever and it would be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Yeah, it doesn't matter. I don't think they're the A hole. Yeah,
I think why you think they're the a hole for
not changing their plan? I think to accommodate the grandmother
like overly upset by it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
I don't think they're I don't think they're upset.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
They're asking are they the A hole for not moving
the plan to accommodate their schedule?

Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
Change it?

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Yeah, if they're angry in some way, then yes, I
think they're an a whole. But yeah, because I think
if they shouldn't they shouldn't move the plans around if
they don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
To, because I think if anything, like maybe the grandmother
is saying, well, why don't you just move it into
when we're back, they're going, no, we're not doing that.
I don't think they're I don't think they're I don't
think he Jared is necessarily mad about that. I think
it's more like, hey, we have these plans said, yeah,
I'm not going to be Are we the a holes
for not moving the plans to accommodate whatever they decided
to do the laws?

Speaker 20 (01:17:06):
I think And if I was the grandma, I would
be kind of pissed. I'd be like, look, this is
my chance to go to Italy with my friends. We
can't do the hay ride next weekend.

Speaker 18 (01:17:15):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:17:15):
Like I see it the.

Speaker 20 (01:17:17):
Other direction, like if everybody, if nobody wants to change
their plans, then everyone needs to be fine with what
they're doing. It'll just be the nuclear family at the
hay Ride. You'll have a great time and try it
again next year.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:17:27):
And they said they've been there multiple times, you've already
been old.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah, it's not a big deal because the kid is
too and won't remember to do.

Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
The hay ride on the actual birthday and when grandmas
are back in town, do another little thing for the birthday. Yeah,
that sort of activity.

Speaker 11 (01:17:43):
It seems like the grandmas have big events going on.

Speaker 23 (01:17:45):
It's not like, oh, well I have dinner plans that
day or you know, something small.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Now the kid was starting ten and could realize, hey,
my grandparents aren't at my party, then I could see.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Well the grandparents issue. The grandparents would be the a
hole then, because the kids older and can realize. And
then oh, well, why isn't grandma here? Oh because she
decided to go out of town with their friends for
the weekend. Grandma, just hurry up and die so I
can take your stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:18:12):
Is it normal for your whole family to go to
your birthday parties?

Speaker 16 (01:18:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 25 (01:18:16):
Yeah, I never had my extended family any birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
I mean, do they like you?

Speaker 25 (01:18:21):
I mean that probably says Moody.

Speaker 15 (01:18:23):
As a kid, I wouldn't be as a ten year old,
I wouldn't be mad that my grandma wasn't there.

Speaker 25 (01:18:27):
You know, that's that's for you and your friends.

Speaker 20 (01:18:29):
Yeah we weren't. We're the same, Morgan. But if family
is really important, then you'll change the date. If not,
just do it next year.

Speaker 7 (01:18:35):
That angle, to me is a holy because what you
expect the two grandmas to make this kid the center
of their university if you're going to Italy but your
grandson's turning two, so exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
But I think you're looking at it the wrong way.
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:18:49):
I don't think that's what they're saying. No, he's asking
if they're a whole for not changing their plants. That
doesn't make him an a whole.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Now, No, that's what I'm saying. I don't think Jared.
I don't think you and your wife are the ale.
Like you guys are sticking to your plan. They're sticking
to theirs. If it's not a big deal to them,
it shouldn't be a big which I don't think it is,
because that's why you're sticking with your plans. And it's
a big deal. You would have changed the planet.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
And I know it's not said in the email, but
if they do have any ill will towards the grandparents,
I do think that's a little a hole ish.

Speaker 8 (01:19:17):
Yeah, everybody's holding their boundary. I'm not changing my plans.
I'm not changing my plans. Okay, see you next year.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
He says, he wraps up. I love you all, even
Sea Bass. I guess, but we need more Morghie segments.
That girl brings some serious content to the show. That's
from Jared Jared ak Cabo.

Speaker 15 (01:19:39):
Oh, like we have a two year old that was
that was just a made up story so that he
can say something about how.

Speaker 25 (01:19:53):
Hey, I'll take whatever I can get.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Well, there's a dumb lawsuit in the news, aren't most
of them? This woman issuing her former employer over what
she calls twenty years of psychological torture. Oh do tell
The thing is the company literally.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
Didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
It turns out that over the last twenty years they
gave this woman no work to do, but she was
paid her full salary without having any roles, responsibilities, or
any really human interaction that required of any kind. This
is a problem, She says, that the company exactly, That's
what I.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Was thinking about it. It sounds like the dream.

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
Yeah, the company, the no show job.

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
Yeah yeah, why would they even keep Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:20:36):
How do you get this job?

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Yeah? She said. The company sidelined her due to medical reasons,
and even though they still paid her, her sense of
purpose and dignity had declined. When the volunteer, she says
that being paid at home not working is not a privilege,
and it's very hard to bear, is it?

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
Get that the f out of here? Willing to try?

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
That is the wet dream the got here?

Speaker 20 (01:21:00):
Yeah, dude, And you don't have to sit at home,
Like I said, go volunteer, do something with your life.

Speaker 8 (01:21:06):
Just sit there and quiet about my pay check.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
It kind of depends on like the requirements though, Like
if they catch you lifting some boxes or something, well
you're just like if you have an issue with you
have some kind of medical thing, they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Who I think it's the Dodgers, the La Dodgers. They
keep a guy in the payroll, he's got like some
mental health thing. They keep him on the payroll just
so he can have his benefits. That's amazing, so he
wouldn't get cut off his benefits. It sounds like, if anything,
they're being super cool to this chick, like, hey, you
know what, you got your medical thing just you got paid.
They're still paying you, right, They have no expectation or responsibility.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
And you hand it to you like just chill, what
are you suing for?

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
Like my dream has always been, as you know, to
be a housewife. Yeah, you take it to the next level.
You're you can be a housewife and get.

Speaker 25 (01:21:53):
Paid and you don't have to sleep with someone that's gross.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Yeah, whatever you want.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
I told you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
The greatest the greatest thing that I experienced was this
one time where it was kind of toward the end
of one of my contracts at a station that I
worked at years ago, and I knew that I wasn't
going to be staying for another contract, and so there
was like a back and forth and whatever, and then
they said, hey, so we're going to go in a

(01:22:19):
different direction. I go, all right, cool. I got paid
for the next like five months, my full salary plus benefits,
and I didn't have to go to work. It was
like I was getting paid as if I was still
going to work, but I wasn't going to work. And
because I knew I wasn't staying, I had already gotten
so far down the road on the next job, like

(01:22:41):
getting lined up. Okay, so you have the stress, and
that's the job. That next job, by the way, is
where I met Greg and Mennice. That's when I moved
to San Francisco and I took the job there. I
was already working on that job, and so I had
five months of doing nothing the stress, full salary and benefits,

(01:23:03):
five months to get my en There were there were
no kids at the time, I wasn't married at the time.
It was the ultimate untethered. It was such a great experience.
Do why have false memory syndrome? Is that considered? Is
the term for that called on the beach or on
the beach is just when you're you know, that's on

(01:23:24):
the beach, when you're getting paid to not go play, Like,
where's Woody? Oh he's on the beach? Mean, hay play
is the term in your contract. So they can they can,
you know, they can pay you to work or to
not work, but they're gonna pay. You'll be right back

(01:23:44):
more fun than Gonerrhea. I mean I've had gone a
few times and i I haven't had all Right, We're
gonna wrap up, get out of here Wednesday morning, Donezo
by Full Show podcast waiting for you to go to
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In the meantime, anything you got for us, you can leave

(01:24:06):
it on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight
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Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
Greg Gory Parting Words of wisdom please Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:24:17):
Hopefully someday they'll make a male version of Alexa so
it won't listen to everything you say that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
My wife tried to turn it into some kind of
like a misogyny thing. She went into the one room
of the house that I spend the most time in.
It's quiet and away from everybody. Yeah, and there's a
there's a device in there, and the voice on it
is a male voice. It's not the typical female voice.
And she goes, oh, you can't even listen to a

(01:24:47):
woman on the I'm like, what are you talking about.
I didn't change it.

Speaker 11 (01:24:51):
I'm gonna say it's because you went through the trouble
to change it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
Yeah, just go with because I care that much.

Speaker 5 (01:24:56):
No, I didn't change it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
My kids are always doing stuff and I'll notice it
because my alarm clock that I have next to my bed,
I'll say, Alexa, set my sorry guys a word, set
my alarm for one fifteen am. And I'll go, alarm
set for one fifteen am. It makes some weird noise,
which never used to do. I go, what is what

(01:25:17):
the hell is that all about? It's because they enabled
some kind of skill on there. Ooh okay, Yeah, sucks.

Speaker 20 (01:25:25):
I'm from another time because I don't even have one,
and I got to figure.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Out, like, you know, all right, which one of you
kids said this thing? Which one was it? So I
can disable it. I can't just get a list.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
It's a pain to.

Speaker 8 (01:25:36):
Do with this.

Speaker 22 (01:25:37):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
Wow, well, Gina, this might blow your mind. I don't
think we share this with you. But I have one
in my refrigerator.

Speaker 11 (01:25:43):
What why I know that?

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Oh yeah, it's got the one. He's got the refrigerate.
It's got the TV in it and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
Yeah, they talk to it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
Yeah, otherwise you might miss of the Housewives show.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
Yeah you can see inside it without even opening the door.

Speaker 8 (01:25:57):
Heyward, we're out of cottage cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
I will thank you, Thank you very much, great Gory,
thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we would appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck
it and we will catch back here on Thursday.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
Have a great day. SMD double lambs.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Your mom's a bitch. You was a bitch, and happy Holidays.
All you host is bitches.