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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is a dude to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I believe.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training class is now
in session. M h. What's good everybody? Well? Today is Friday,

(00:49):
which kind of is a different feel than the regular
Friday because it's the Friday after Christmas, so everybody's been
off anyway. Yeah, right, that's kind of quiet. I don't
even know if anybody's hearing this right now, to be
honest with you, it is Friday. It is December the
twenty sixth, twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Show. Yeah,
I am Woody at your service, along with Greg Gory

(01:11):
Ahl right, we got Menace, Gina Grant, Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan, Vaughn,
Dumbass Tyler, Yeah, along with Bord and Menji. So we
are not here live today. We are on our holiday break,
but we'll be back to start a brand new year
of the Woodies Show on Monday, January the fifth. But
some good stuff lined up for you. And you know

(01:32):
what we say, if you haven't heard it, it's new
to you. That said, we would still like to hear
your thoughts on anything you hear on the show today.
If there's an opinion or a story you want to add,
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(01:55):
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also some Fridday Oak only seems appropriate that we do
that on a kind of you know, it's Friday, some

(02:16):
au babe or eye roll for Greg Gory and uh
was reading something kind of interesting about how the Southern
accent is fading and most likely on its way to extinction.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
I don't believe that, Yeah, because I mean, I'm I
was born in Ashville, Tennessee. Yeah, and everyone around me
had the accent. When I go back home now it's
it's much disappearance.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Yeah, they got televisions and modern life.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
So what will the country singers do? Sammy less endearing,
They're still gonna like lean into it or they can
turn it on.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yeah yeah, I mean, look at they'll fake it like
they do now.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Well, look at the West Coast.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
She has a country song out right now and she
sounds mega country.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
She has so much twag. Channel West Coast. Yeah, thank you, Greg,
Channel West Coast, Greg. She I mean, I know who
she is.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
I watched Ridiculousness and she's that sits there.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
And last she's very talented. Okay, Well, cities are filling
up with outsiders. Locals are dropping the accent to avoid
sounding uneducated or or quote to hometown. Even kids born
and raised in the South, they're talking like they're from
California now. But if you can just drop the accent.
But I would think like people would want to move

(03:33):
to a certain place because they'd want to be a
part of whatever that is. Like they like the whole
Southern charm and like the Southern God.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
What is the accent that everyone puts on when they
want to sound stupid, mock stupid people. It's Southerners, y'all.
They don't put on to Baltimore. They don't put on green.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
They do Brea, the Massachusetts accent. They don't New York.
They don't put New York. It's all kind of the
version of the same.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
They don't put on a long eye an accent. When
they want to sound dumb, they do still I'm a
dumb hit exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, depends on what it's about. Mostly almost always, Yeah,
that's true.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
Yeah, but it's the stereotypical your adult hillbilly, red neck,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
That's the enjoy this.

Speaker 8 (04:17):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, I mean it's it's nice, it's it's guy that comes. Okay,
it depends because there's a difference, right, Like, I think
there's one that sounds like kind of sweet, and there's hey, y'all,
But then there's a matter of ones just like you know,
like you're there, I don't I don't know how to
appropriately appropriately described.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
You're like, there's a different sweet Hey, y'all, would you
like some more sweet.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
To right, it's the southern versus the hillbilly.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Right, Like, if you went I think there's maybe certain
situations like if you needed open heart surgery and it
was a life for death, right, life or death, and
you go in, they're like, all right, now you've not
met this person. You're not talked to him yet. You
just did your research, you found the best heart surgeon
on earth, and you went in for your consultation and
go all right, man, so here's what we're gonna do,

(05:07):
what we might do. We're gonna open you up, we're
gonna go in there, we're gonna clean all that out,
and then we're gonna you'd be like, maybe maybe I'll
call number two on the list some people. So technically
wouldn't care. But I hear what you're saying now, I
get what you're saying. Now, technically everybody has.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
An accent, right, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Think any of you guys have one. I don't think
I have one. My wife doesn't believe that. My wife
did not believe that she had one until she met you.
True story. She definitely has an accent, yeah, because the
minute that the minute that great because she's from Saint Louis,
so it's that whole like kind of Saint Louis. Yeah. Yeah,
as have a black backpack. Yeah, it's in my cadillactic

(05:50):
used to be way worse. Yeah, I don't talk like that. Yes,
yes you do, right, yes you do. Wow.

Speaker 10 (05:57):
I got to listen to her more.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, that's what I for. I think makes two of us? Yes, yeah,
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Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well, we have a weekly meeting here, staff meeting, what
do you show? Staff meeting where we get together and
we all discuss ideas. Right, what's everybody thinking for next week?

Speaker 12 (07:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'll usually do it like on a Thursday, and everybody's
just like spitballing ideas. And some of them are really good.
Some of them are quite frankly, just unusable because like
I mean, you know, they go from unusual to unusable, right,
Like I don't even know how we would do that,

(07:56):
and something it's just ridiculous. Ones are you know, Raccoon News.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
I mean, some of them are awesome, but some of
them it's more suitable for a nationally syndicated TV show
with a multimillion dollar budget.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Just get like a like a field open with like
a bunch of production assistants.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Exactly, Okay, So I make notes obviously of everything and
then I'll you know, take all the ideas and they'll
figure out what we're gonna do for the following week,
kind of get like a rough schedule together. Anyway, So
I have some of these ideas. Some of them are real,
some of them are not. Now, you guys might remember
these meetings.

Speaker 8 (08:35):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
From just the last meeting, all right, the ones that
are real, we'll see if you remember this being an
actual idea. But this is more for the listener benefits.
I'll throw something out there and uh, you know, is
it a real idea from the show meeting or not?
And so this one. Since Sea Bass thinks he's good

(08:57):
at literally everything, the question was how good would he
be as a thief? Like to send him out to
various retailers and see how many expensive items he could
shoplift and see if he can, like you know, get
away with it or talk his way out of it.

Speaker 10 (09:13):
It's not a bad idea.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
I don't hate this idea other than the fact that
I need a clean criminal record if I'm going to
do these as a teacher bit.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
See that's one of the ideas that came up with
see maask being a substitute teacher.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
But I don't hate the concept in general, Noah, But
was it a real pitch?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Was it a real pitch? Do you remember?

Speaker 10 (09:31):
I don't remember anyone saying that.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I okay, well that's a fake one.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Oh really I thought it was real because we did
do that on this show that I worked on.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
It didn't do that like twenty years ago.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Yeah, I got a Fratacci shirt and.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I won the contest. Somebody had an idea each day
we would interview an inanimate object from the office, like
a stapler or a chair or a.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
P It sounds like either a Gina or a Greg idea.
It's like it's high concept and yeah, please.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Interview object and just interview an inanimate object. I think
I would have remembered. Yeah, I please tell me it's
not real. That one is not real? Hello, mister sta
Yeah it sounds very wacky. All right, So you know

(10:22):
how they'll do like no shave November. Okay, but do
a month. Doesn't have to be November. But the idea
was you go a whole month or maybe two months
where nobody shaves down below, and then we all have
to pluck one and then see who has the longest pube.

(10:43):
I like that idea the longest pube contest.

Speaker 10 (10:47):
This is a nuclear mega as Greg would say, real pitch.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
This was a real I wish it.

Speaker 10 (10:55):
Yeah, see me on the count of three, one, two, three, Morgan,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
What was the exact wording? Greg?

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Do you recall that Sammy used to describe this idea
like disgusting, I believe, or heinous or like yeah, I.

Speaker 9 (11:12):
Found very gross the idea of them. Then somebody having
just one single pubic hair of.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Each of us to measure out.

Speaker 9 (11:22):
It was like the most disgusting thought on the plane.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Sammy raised her hand and go buzzkill here. This is
my feedback.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
This is from the show We all did adult diaper. Yeah, hey,
rite instincts over here. Let me have John chime in.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
On this one. Well, if I remember how it ended,
everyone goes, well, Morgan, you can do it by yourself.

Speaker 10 (11:39):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
I'm like, okay, it was her idea. Yeah, but it's
only fun if we do it as a Also, you
can do it right now if you go to the
men's urinal. Yeah, there's always pubes hanging out.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah, this is what I did in my senior year
at college, where I shaved my pubes and gluted on
as a mustache for my senior portrait.

Speaker 10 (11:55):
Yeah, I gotta see that.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
What I said, somebody had an idea pitched in the
show meeting where we would all or some people on
the show would attempt to keyster different items. We were
talking about those little mini cell phones. Menace was talking
about these little mini They're like, look, you think it

(12:18):
would be like for an American girl doll? Yeah, yeah,
big in prisons these days. Yeah, And they're big in
prisons and you can find them online. And could any
one of us here in the studio fit one of
those things in our butts or other things? Like one
of the things could we keeister? Didn't we have a
gun that got smuggled into a jail that way something?

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
But yeah butt gun?

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Oh yeah but gun? Remember but gun? Good old? But
was this was the keystering segment? Was that a real
pitch or was that a fake pitch? Absolutely?

Speaker 10 (12:47):
Really, I think that was a real pitch. I remember
this conversation.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Remember who pitched it. It was a real pitch. Sounds
like a really really pitch. It was you, It was
Sea Bassy. Is a really pitch? I know, But I thought,
you can what other stuff.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
You were like, he had thrown out a couple of
different ideas well. The cell phones are number one, it's modern.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
But that's something like when they would like represent drugs.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Yeah, you'd have to get you know, baking powder or
whatever for cocaine and you know, cause you hear about
cigarettes going that way too.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, and then we would have to go to jail
to do it.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah, would be cool if you got on those jail
They have those jail skainers that are basically almost X
rays now, Yeah, because they know your tricks.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Because it'd be like, we've done guess what's in my
fat role? Yeah, fat role challenge, and we've done that.
That's a real thing that we've done. This would be
guess what's in my ass? I love it, Hey, guess
guess Yeah, I guess what I'm keystering right now?

Speaker 10 (13:42):
Their to me. I already front keysted something on the show.
So you guys conduct that's something.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
That was made for that. It was not it was,
or at least so Gina got sent. We were talking
about what are those things called, like like the cop
a period. Instead of doing a tampon, you will put
this cup. Yeah, Stanley Pierre, I think I forget anyway,
So Gina had said she never tried that before, and

(14:09):
so somebody sent some and then she went to go
try it. She went to the bathroom a halo. Yeah,
are gross.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah that's disgusting, but blood that's weird.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
You have to bring it back and.

Speaker 10 (14:23):
Have you guys like take shots of it.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
All right, Okay, how about this idea? Was this a
real pitch to the show weather forecasts for other planets?
So we give the weather report every day, but for like,
you know, different plant Neptune, Saturn, Jupiter. This is a
menace high idea? Yeah, it's not. It should be. Is
that a real idea? Or was it made up? You

(14:52):
guys remember just in case. Yeah, I don't recall that.

Speaker 10 (14:56):
I don't hate it, but I don't remember it being pitched.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
That is a fake pitch, should be real, fake fake pitch?
What's that going to be?

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Like?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
On Mars today? And I'll give you one more Morgan
Morgan Morgan going on the trip with the random dude Cabo,
And so it was it was a jump off from
that to send Sammy on vacation. I'm gonna read this
one verbatim, to send Sammy on vacation with someone black.

(15:27):
That's how it was pitched. Was it a real or
fake pitch?

Speaker 10 (15:32):
It can't be real because it's pretty dumb.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
That is a real pitch. That was Morgan's idea to
be with somebody's husband. That's how west where it started.
That's where it started. I wrote it down. I even
put it in quotes because I'm like, Okay, we got
to remember this part of it. I think we're missing
a lot of dialogue that led up to the must

(15:56):
this being you guys are right to defend yourself. Thank
you so much, because it.

Speaker 9 (16:02):
Was because I because I went on the trip with
my friend who was a platonic guy friend who had
a girlfriend, And so Morgan's idea to send me with
somebody's husband start a random stranger starting move that you
could go on a trip with somebody's husband and nothing happen.
But it didn't really make sense to begin.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
With, Oh it did, the original idea, the black part.

Speaker 13 (16:26):
I really don't really know how that got in there.

Speaker 10 (16:29):
I don't I don't recall that.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I mean, it's anyone else, no, no this, And by
the way, we don't go back and add things later
that I'm even putting in quotes means it happened in
that moment. I didn't want to forget what the quote was.
But does anyone else remember the context? No?

Speaker 9 (16:43):
No, yeah, I don't know anything would have led to that.

Speaker 13 (16:47):
I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I mean, hey, it wasn't my dumb idea. It was
Morgan's idea. You would have thought it would have come
from Miss Boston. I think I think we're missing a
lot in between from the original idea. We didn't, yeh.
We somehow ended up there. It got in Woody's brain,
somehow know they got on the computer because somebody said
it in quotes in quotes. Well, that's how you play.

(17:09):
Was it a real or fake show pitch? Which one
was the real idea? Enjoy? Yeah, I don't care. I
think it's a pretty damn good idea, don't.

Speaker 13 (17:19):
You You don't care?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I don't care. Yeah, ta get a quick break away
for your vacation, Sammy More show is next. Hang up
the show, all right, Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
See that's what's great about our audience. It's like when
we talk about some of these ideas, whether they're fake
or real, of these pitches, like that's how our meetings
work too, Like something gets thrown out there, and you
guys have been great on the text, like setting other
ideas back and kind of building on something that maybe
we just kind of threw out there. So thank you
for doing that. We're always interested in your feedback. You

(17:54):
can hit us up after hours voicemails eight seven seven
forty four Woodie, even when the show's not in the
air every time, from when we sign off at ten
am all the way through the following morning morning. Just
leave us a message there or send us an email
email at the Woody Show dot com. But uh, yeah, look,
we're always looking for a good idea. You know, some

(18:17):
people better ideas than other spot. See that's what I
like about Morgan's ideas, that they're so random they can
lead to other things. Yeah, and that's happened. That's happened
a number of times.

Speaker 10 (18:26):
Yeah, that's how spitball works.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, what do they say, there's no bad ideas in
a brainstorm?

Speaker 14 (18:32):
Yeah, that's why I try and come with a lot
so that maybe at least one more.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Woody shows coming up. This is a Woody show and
we are into another new hour. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four Wooding hit us up with a
text over to two two nine eight seven, So chickens

(19:00):
for the Soul day it. Greg was mentioning that this
is a nice surprise from Greg. I just remember, I
don't I can't recall any of the stories. I just
remember they were short stories, motivational, inspirational, and you know,
I like a good cry. I remember crying at them
and thinking that's so sweet. Okay.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
It's like stories about dogs or old people or walks
on the beach or whatever. It's the goofy, motivational, inspirational.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay. I thought it was just the saying. I didn't
realize it was a book.

Speaker 10 (19:29):
It's a series.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, yeah, wown of those books it's written.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
It's an anthology collection of all kinds of stuff. Like
Greg said, it could be for there's chicken soup for
the NASCAR, Soul in the veterans, there's the dogs, cats, teachers, whatever,
but it is it's other people's stories that they collect, right.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
Yeah, it's it's a collaborators collection of any short motivational
story and yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
What he's dead on an album on the head and
it's definitely aiming at the reader's digest crowd, which is
why I was surprised pleasantly that Greg was like so
emotionalized by chick it really was.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Is readers digest still a thing? I don't know, probably
really a dentist office.

Speaker 10 (20:09):
Maybe I saw it at an Airbnb not too long ago.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Well that makes sense that track anyway, So what are
we gonna do? Sea Bass? We have?

Speaker 5 (20:18):
So we thought was well, if Greg cries at these stories,
maybe these the au babe or eye roll.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
It's all from chicken soup for the soul. Right.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
They have a they have a website where they published
like excerpts from again, they have hundreds literally of different
books that they've published over the years. Quick fun fact
they rint a bankruptcy lab or this year. They went, well, anyway, okay,
is that all babe?

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I roll? So's he's going to have his He's going
to have his story, and then we're going to try
to guess whether for Greg it will be an a
babe or eye roll. I have a story here, like
I'm rolling my eyes of this, but this is being
reported and they they're putting it under the the umbrella
like an all babe. Okay, So you think Greg a
mom and tech has reclaimed the world record for largest

(21:02):
donation of breast milk by an individual. She originally broke
the record in twenty fourteen after donating more than four
hundred gallons. Is that all she does? It's pump? Yeah,
but then some other cow passed her. But now she's
got it back after running up her total to just
under seven hundred gallons. Wow, And she claims that the

(21:23):
actual total is closer to one thousand, but around three
hundred gallons that she donated a while back didn't count
for some reason. That's weird. But the official say she's
helped feed over three hundred and fifty thousand babies.

Speaker 10 (21:34):
That's kind of amazing.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
It's incredible. It's also gross.

Speaker 7 (21:38):
It's very gallons of and then your baby's drinking some
other woman's breast milk.

Speaker 10 (21:43):
Well, we drink other animal's breast milk.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, that's yeah, that's true. That is true. And I
guess breast milk is redundant, right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
True.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
It's not an eye roll, it's more like an ooh roll,
Like yeah, babe, I.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
Mean that's nice of her. Yeah, but just now I'm
just thinking all she does is sit around it.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, it's got to be. It's got to be all
she does. All right, here, we just got this. We
just got this text that came in. Uh a babe
or eye roll for Greg says, here's one for you,
maybe even Gina. Our twelve year old dog, Starlight, passed
away last December. My daughter, who's three, has been having

(22:24):
nightmares and the nightmare stopped. My daughter said, when she's
having a scary dream, the monsters come and Starlight comes
and chases them away. This is a morgasm.

Speaker 10 (22:41):
That is the babest thing I've ever heard that when
she's having a dead dog comes chases it away.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
And her eyes are tearing up.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
For real.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
What was the one I had the other day that
you you teared up at? What was that one? God?

Speaker 10 (22:58):
Damn chocolate, chocolate the dogs. I don't ever want to
hear about that again.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Well, no, it's a very simple thing. Dogs are not
supposed to have chocolatea it talks to you exactly. And
so a lot of vets offices will have I just
learned about this. They'll have like a jar of chocolates
there at the counter. When people bring in their dogs
who are about to be put down, they can have
a little piece of chocolate before they go to heaven.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
And she was like and she was like legit, she
was definitely, I just eat those chocolates at the vent.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
They're not for the customers.

Speaker 10 (23:30):
Yeah, I didn't know one per dying dog.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Please, Well they're not. They're not for the what but
that text three year old kid? That's an eye roll
because that kid's lying to you.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
I'll take things that never happened for one thousand three.

Speaker 10 (23:44):
They don't know any better than the dog.

Speaker 13 (23:47):
The dog's protecting her.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
The child at three already knows how to emotionally manipulate
the mother, Like the mom's got to be somebody like
like Gina and Mommy.

Speaker 10 (23:57):
That's the sweetest thing you've ever heard, No hurt.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Much sweeter. She knows what her mom wants to hear.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah. I was gonna say, like, she's using this to
play the mother.

Speaker 10 (24:08):
You guys are putting a lot of extra credit on
a toddler.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, because I've had them. Yeah, a lying toddler.

Speaker 11 (24:16):
So what do you Govercurence?

Speaker 2 (24:25):
All right, good money? Hey, it is the one show.
It was a chicken soup for the soul day, all
babe or eye roll? Because we found out that Greg
just loves him some Chicken Soup for the Soul. He said, Oh,
I love those.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
You're gonna cry.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
I know that's the memory I have of it. I
remember my mom got the book and it on the
coffee table, and then I picked it up one day
and I thought, oh my god, these.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Are so good.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
I wait, so we're not getting chicken soup right now,
just for the just for the soul.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Wait, your soul will feel like it out the man.
You said, they have like a website where they post
a lot of this stuff. Yeah, excerpts to get you.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
So.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yeah, So SeaBASS pulled some of those and we're gonna
test them on Greg and then we'll try to see
try to not give us like where we can't see
your face, Greg cry. But well these yeah a babe
or I roll a babe or eye roll? Are you
ready for the first one?

Speaker 5 (25:25):
This is a story from Chicken Soup for Mothers and
Daughters Babe called Starbuck by Jeene Blandford. Okay, it had
been several months since I had seen my friend Lauren.
When we all got together, there was never any shortage
of laughter or wine. When she arrived, I asked, Lauren,
will you be having the white or the red. Lauren said, no,

(25:48):
I won't be drinking this evening, and I blurted out,
are you pregnant? No, it's just that after dinner, after
drive to pick up something for the farm. She explained,
what you have to pick up for the farm at
ten o'clock at night?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Lauren said, A goat? A goat?

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Where do you pick up a goat in suburban Connecticut?
She said, He's not in Connecticut, He's in Virginia. So
let me get this straight. You're gonna leave here after
ten pm and drive to Virginia with whom exactly Lauren?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
She said, just me.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
At the same moment, my nineteen year old daughter and
I looked at each other and screamed road trip, and
we were off with my husband's enthusiastic blessing. She's still married.
As the conversation developed, we learned that Lauren's boyfriend had
abruptly broken it off. My daughter and I started the
customary bashing of the ex bo and before you knew it,

(26:44):
we were all laughing through the tears.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
On their way to pick up a goat, you know,
at eleven thirty Virginia, a five hour drive. Yeah, impromptu.
We road trip. I want sup. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
We picked up Starbucks the goat and shortly noticed a strange,
pleasant odor coming from the truck bed. Lauren confirmed what
it was. Starbuck was in heat. Oh god, damn oh Man.
Five hours and several stops later, because we didn't have
to pee all the time, we were back in Connecticut,
we pulled into the farm and heard the restless sounds

(27:17):
that the female goats pacing in their stalls. When when
we arrived back at the house, Lauren looked at us
with a devilish smile. She said, now that we got
Starbuck a few dates, you wouldn't have anyone in mind
for me, would you?

Speaker 10 (27:32):
Emma?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
My daughter and I laughed, of course, we were ready
for another mating season Starbuck.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
That's the story by Jeane Blanford Chicken Soup for the
mothers and daughter's story.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
I'd get robbed of five minutes of my life.

Speaker 10 (27:49):
I want that time back as well.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
The story is that her girlfriend came over and they
went to go get a goat. But because but like
the parallel is, of course, the goat was going to
hook up with the goat girl right, and her girlfriend
need took.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Up with boys.

Speaker 10 (28:02):
But why did she have to go pick up.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
A goat for the farm. Gina.

Speaker 10 (28:07):
She had a female goats who are in heat and
she can't find another goat.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
All right, all right, wow, Greg, this book sounds really good. Wow,
that's you know what you're hit on something. Yeah, yeah,
I would, because I read like twenty five of these stories. Now,
these are not good stories. Okay, well maybe for a
teenage Greg was saying that we should be prepared because
they're really good. Yeah, okay, he was obsessed. Okay with

(28:33):
this particular story. I'mould say because it's so female centric,
mother daughter, mother daughter kind of peers, you know, goat
goat periods. I got period, which is Le's hippie. Yeah. Yeah,
So I'm gonna say that for Greg it's gonna be

(28:53):
an I roll, but it was you know yeah, Gina grad.

Speaker 10 (28:57):
So, yeah, the story sucks. It's an iroll. This is
like traveling.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
But there's a lot of things that he likes that
movie Jaxy. I get it, Greg, Yeah, right, okay, but
there was a lot of different things that maybe like
the world likes Jaxy.

Speaker 10 (29:13):
I just don't feel like this pulls at anyone's heart strength.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Yeah, okay, they cried, well, she was talking about how
her Okay.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
All right, so I roll, all right, menace, uh Mega
is stupid and a waste of time. Okay, and Greg
is gonna say nuclear Mega Ultra Irol.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Irol, Sammy Irol. All right, Greg Gory, walk us through
your thoughts. Well, this is a double eye roll number one.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
Thank god number one for the story, which is kind
of aimless, and it did have a hippie vibe and
a loser vibe. And the other I roll is to myself.
I guess my memory is so bad that I remember
these stories being really good.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
That's one thing that stuck out of me when I
was reading these is the writing is amateurish. Yeah, and
you think they probably did have an editor who would
help them maybe.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Kind of punch up more interesting kid story. See, I
think these are for kids. I think these are for
like older women.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
It wasn't it didn't get me emotional, It wasn't touching, okay, okay, it.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Was gross than anything. It was all strange. Yeah, what's
that smell? Oh goat?

Speaker 7 (30:19):
It's got her peer and it's one thing that you
have to go pick up a goat. But ten o'clock
at night after what was going to be a wine
hang out.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Very well, Okay, great.

Speaker 13 (30:31):
I'm with you.

Speaker 9 (30:31):
Though I remembered them being really good. There are way
better stories that you got.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Another good one. This is supposed to be touching. Tex
says Greg cannot be trusted with movie or book recommendation
that parents. That not true. I just recommended one to Gina.
She loved it.

Speaker 15 (30:45):
I did what you wish for, JACKSI all right, well,
Chicken Soup for the Soul, day au babe or I
roll edition from Stories from Chicken Soup for the Salt.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Maybe you got a better one, idea.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
This is a more touching all right, here we go.
This is from Chicken Soup for the Soul. Me and
My Dog Edition.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
All right, now we're talking. I'm broke in.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
This is from Jacqueline Cray what's her name?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Sure? Ay, yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
He has arrived before I even see him. Head's turn
in his direction and he stops for just a minute.
He draws a crowd. His name is Augie. He is
a six year old golden doodle with a strawberry blonde
coat that is made for petting, and his manners are impeccable.
In fact, he is a trained therapy dog who visits

(31:34):
patients in the hospital where I work as a dialysis
nurse in Virginia. Now, mister Em. He has been in
the ICU for many weeks. Although he was awake and
his beautiful green eyes were open, there was little indication
that he was aware of his surroundings.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Mister M.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
I watched missus Em work with her husband's hands, opening
and closing them. She told him gently that he needed
to move his hands so he would not lose them,
but he did not seem to be able to it.
He moved his eyes, but he couldn't move his head.
His eyes seemed to shout, I'm here, I'm trying, hue

(32:10):
Aggie the dog. He walked over to the bed and
plopped down his big, gentle hand head nudging mister EM's hand.
I took mister M's hand and placed it on Oggie's head.
The miracle started unfolding immediately as mister m felt the soft,
curly fur under his hand, I could see him straining

(32:31):
to move, and then, with fierce determination, he moved his
hand ever so slightly. He moved his head too. It
was incredible. Aggie the Dog's hand leer and I looked
at each other, and we spoke the same word powerful
with tears in my eyes. I looked at missus m.

(32:54):
She didn't look astonished and said she knew all along
that this miracle would occur. See miracles, you only need
to believe in the possibility they will happen.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
The end, Were they all about to hook up or something?

Speaker 3 (33:12):
All right?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
That chicken soup for me and my dog riveting? All right?
Why Nie, let's uh, let's start with you.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Uh yeah, what's more than nuclear?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
You go, like a hydrogen bomb? Maybe? Oh the destroyer?

Speaker 16 (33:39):
No?

Speaker 6 (33:39):
What when did the like no space become a thing?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Big bang? A big bang nuclear? Eye roll?

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Did space become that's actually not that's ultimately not a
terrible question?

Speaker 10 (33:55):
Infinite okay, I roll says menace.

Speaker 6 (33:59):
Yeah, on a crazy level, but menace.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
There was crying, there's a therapy dog. There's a woman
with her husband who's in some kind of things as
an issue.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Yeah, eye roll, Okay, it's a dugan and a love
that can't be broken.

Speaker 10 (34:14):
I believe that because of the dugan and just really
an exceptional reading of the story.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (34:22):
And no matter how bad the product was, the content was,
it was delivered well I think it's an a babe
for Greg. Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I agree.

Speaker 9 (34:34):
I think it's going to be an a babe for Greg,
just a slight a babe. I don't think it's going
to be crazy, but he loves dogs so much that
I don't think a story where a dog is, you know.

Speaker 10 (34:44):
Helping, helping a mirror can be an iroll.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
I think it's going to be an abbe.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, all right, I'm gonna say, uh, eye roll, despite
the dog, I think Greg's gonna go with eye roll.
I think maybe it has a little bit to do
with Seabass's presentation. I think maybe you're exactly opposite. I think, yeah,
I think maybe if if read in a different way,
like it would have gotten to Greg Moore that the

(35:08):
messenger is killing him. Maybe maybe something I'll stick with iroll,
Greg Gory, I am going eye roll. I thought the
delivery made it way better. It was very touching delivery.
But wow, what a predictable story. Yeah. I'm not a
big fan of Golden Doodles. The dog brand, yeah, the

(35:35):
brand of the dog, it's very basic pitch dog. Yeah,
I don't know. And then oh wow, I wonder if
he's going to move his hands when the dog gets there.
Oh he did. It was just too predictable and hokey.
I don't know that.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
None of the stories I saw from Chicken Soup had
a bad ending of any kind.

Speaker 7 (35:51):
Yeah, it wouldn't be just iyroll. It was so predictable
and basic and lame. And we said one word powerful.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Did you really power? All right? Well we tried you
were younger. I found one that I think we might
be able to get Greg an a babe, all right,
and uh, well we'll attempt that one. That the two
stories so far, two eye rolls didn't really get them.

(36:23):
Chicken Soup for his Soul, I think not. But I've
got one more story, and that is next year on
the Woody Show Hangout. All right, Well, those first couple
of stories didn't really didn't really get Greg on an off, Babe.
There are definitely two eye rolls Chicken Soup for the

(36:43):
Soul day and these stories because Greg said that he
loved that book in the day. Was it just was
it a false memory or is it just one of
those things that just doesn't hold up. It's definitely not
a false memory. I do remember liking it, but I
guess I don't recall all the content. And now that
I'm hearing it many many many years later, I'm realizing, Wow,

(37:04):
that was believe not as great as I thought.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
It was.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
All right, So I got I got one more story
that we can try out. I was just looking through
trying to find like a really good one, and uh,
and I think I got one, all right. So Greg
Gory would see if he goes a babe or eye
roll on this one. On a quiet afternoon in a
suburban neighborhood, a bloodthirsty pit bull named Sea Bass proud
along the sidewalk, his muscular frame gliding with surprising grace

(37:31):
Despite his intimidating appearance. Sea Bass was well loved by
his owner and known for his playful energy. Even his
fierce looks gave strangers a scare. But a Sea Bass
approached the street corner, a roar of a car shattered
the calm behind the wheel was Greg, a local man
notorious for his reckless habits. He held a glass of

(37:52):
Cabernet savignon in one hand and a vap pen in
the other, distracted as he took long SIPs in blue
thick clouds of vapor. Completely lost at his own world.
Greg didn't notice Sea Bass stepping into the street until
it was too late. The car swerved violently, but not
in time. It struck Sea Bass, sending the pit bull

(38:13):
tumbling across the pavement. Mario, a local neighbor who had
been trimming his hedges nearby, dropped his shears ran over
to Sea Bass, his heart racing. The usually tough looking
dog lay still, his breathing shallow. Then an unexpected figure appeared,
Leonardo DiCaprio, unicycling down the street with a carefree grin. Oh.

(38:37):
He saw the scene and quickly stopped as he okay,
DiCaprio asked, hopping off his unicycle without waiting for a response,
he reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a small,
shimmering treat quote. A buddy of mine named Menace gave
me this, he said, with a smirk. It's a bit unconventional,
but it might do the trick with no other options

(38:59):
in time running out, Mario hesitated briefly before feeding the
mysterious edible to Sea Bass. Within moments, Sea Bass's eyes
fluttered open, his head lifted up. He gave a loud bark,
and slowly rose to his feet. The transformation was immediate
and stunning. The dog's usual ferocity seemed softened by a dazed,

(39:19):
almost happy look as his tail wagged slowly. The crowd
that had gathered erupted into cheers. Mario looks up, wanting
to thank DiCaprio, but the actor was already back on
his unicycle, tipping his hat with a grin as he
rode off. Give my regards to Menace, he called back
over his shoulder. With The bizarre scene left the neighborhood buzzing

(39:41):
with sea bass, seemingly more relaxed than ever, thanks to
a magic tree from an unlikely hero passing through. All right,
all right, we'll start with you, Gina grad.

Speaker 12 (39:58):
First of all, did.

Speaker 10 (39:59):
We ever find out what the treat was?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (40:03):
Okay, I have to admit there were parts of that
where I got a little scared and maybe a little
for clamped, But overall, I think I don't think Greg
is going all babe for this. I think it's another.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Another here pitbull got safe. Yeah, all right, Menace?

Speaker 8 (40:25):
Um going?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
I roll?

Speaker 8 (40:28):
Roll? What? Oh uh?

Speaker 2 (40:30):
You know DiCaprio and stuff? Yeah? Yeah, all right, what
do you think I'm also going? Iron? I roll?

Speaker 13 (40:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (40:43):
All right.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
I mean I'm going all babe on this one. I
wanted to find You're going a baby by the way,
all right, Greg Gory, all babe. I mean, first of all,
the villain of the story is this Greg idiot. What
a Jersey drinking wine and vaping sounds cool? But yeah,
Pitt Bull gets hit. Poor baby, there's no hope. Here

(41:05):
comes scenario to try to help him, first of all, right,
and then Leo on his unit. I mean, there's such
randomness to the story. Yes, exactly. There's excitement to this story.
There's intrigue. It was not predictable studded. Yeah, it was
more twist and turns and an m night Shyamalan exactly.
And I liked you the comedic element of just so

(41:28):
happens to be on a unicycle. And in the end,
Sea Bass was brought back with some miracle from a friend.
I mean it was incredible in a little wag of
his tail as little sweetie and he's misunderstood because people
think he's ferocious, but he's a cutie. God do I know,
Gregor do I know? Greg? That was a good guys

(41:49):
all whiff on that one, Moser, It's a good bedtime story.
It's a good daytime story. Sea Bass and Ile now
all right, high five, I mean sell the movie rights.
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Thank you for being here, good buddy, Yeah,

(42:11):
that's great. Gory Morningbady. We got Venus, Hi, Gina Grady,
Sea Bass is here, Sammy's here, We've got Morgan, we
got Vaughn our video producer, Boord and Menji holding things
down when we show production department, and uh, he's already cooking.
He's already making it happen. Our friend, Chef Swoop, sweep Swoop.

(42:33):
It's been a while, it's you've been on the road.
So Chef Swoop, you know he was on Chopped four
twenty and he won his episode. But he's a private
chef for celebrities. And uh, we brought him in here
to make the dream of having the omelet station. Yes happened,
like we talked about it for many many years, having
an omelet station. I decided to spring for everybody have

(42:54):
an omelet station. Chef Swoop is friends with Vaughn and
and uh and so that's how we met. And we
brought a man and he's cooked us some really good stuff,
and so we have like a standing once a month appointment.
But you've been out of town for a little while.
Where'd you go?

Speaker 8 (43:07):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Like, yeah, go work somewhere. Was this like some kind
of like a spiritual sabbatical kind of thing.

Speaker 16 (43:12):
Yeah, so it's I guess it was kind of a
combination of the two. To be perfectly honest, I was
doing some consulting for a third party company basically as
like a task for chef.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
That is the kind of work you want, dude, consulting
the work, Yeah, dude, dude, that's the easiest work.

Speaker 16 (43:27):
Yeah, it was sweet. I mean I didn't really have
like a set schedule. I just had to work my
hours and just like make things happen, you know.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah, so you know somebody, I got somebodies that do
consulting work in different industries and stuff, and it is
the easiest thing. They get paid a monthly retainer basically
to just consult and so if the if the company
that they're consulting for has a question about something or hey,
can it just take a once over on this and
can you join us for a conference call to discuss it.
On Wednesday the fifteenth, I go sure. Meanwhile, you got

(43:57):
paid for the month yet, sweet, I got paid some
pretty good money. You know.

Speaker 16 (44:02):
I had to hit the road because my full time
client here in l A was traveling. So yeah, I
had to go.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
To the celebrity that you that you cook for. H
you still I can't, man, I can't.

Speaker 16 (44:12):
But like I think, after after some personal things happened
with with her, then she'll probably start letting me kind
of talk about yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Because we're just curious, we're just nosy. Yeah, I want
to know the celebrity that's that you're cooking for me too.

Speaker 16 (44:27):
Yeah, and then uh yeah. Other than that, I'm gonna
be doing some some private dinners, like hosting some some
supper clubs soon. Just working on some final details with
some chefs that I'll be collabing with.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
I know what I want to ask, because we follow
you on social media? You went to Where did you
go for this collaboration or what I was? I was
in Lynchburg, Virginia, which is, uh, you weren't a fan
noys like something specifically happened.

Speaker 16 (44:56):
Yeah, so so the property I won't say the name
of the property, but it used to be a well,
you know, Lynchburg is known for slave trade.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Ultimately, it basically translates to lynch Town basically burgers Town.

Speaker 16 (45:14):
Yeah, like fifty of the population war was enslaved people
until the Civil War. So that's just kind of putting
things in perspective for you. It's like as far as
I've ever been in a red state and just just
you know, if people weren't flat out racist, then they
were like dyeing racist yet Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Yeah, were they reminiscent reminiscing about the good old days? Yeah,
you know that, like they look at you and they're
just like, you know, not for the record, I don't
know how Lynchberg got its name. It was a man
last just you know.

Speaker 16 (45:49):
It also yea cocident, Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah, you know,
literally the only place I could go hang out was
a bar called a trading post, which was also a place.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Where they're getting to trade.

Speaker 16 (46:03):
It's just like, you know, the reminders are right in
front of you. There was actually even an old lynch
on the property in the hotel had two restaurants in it,
so I was basically working full time in two restaurants,
just helping them get things back in order. I mean,
the money was sweet, but it was just yeah, god
awful place. Yeah yeah, shout out to Lynchburg. I will
never be back.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Shout to Lunchburg. And by the way, like your social media,
like as a white person, it makes me a little
uncomfortable because he drops a lot of N words, like
he posts like a lot of like uplifting.

Speaker 16 (46:35):
Uh oh well yeah yeah yeah, it's like an.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Am I supposed to read this? Because I'm even reading it?
You can and you can permission. Yeah, it's all good
double tap.

Speaker 16 (46:46):
That, you know, you know, because ultimately it's just about
you know, I think a big part of my platform
has always been trying to like when I was growing
up watching the Food Network, there was no representation like,
you know, chefs that looked like me. And I was
watching like Emeral lou Gassi and like Bobby Flay, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
You like Calton Brown. Yeah, Greg hats I can't stand
I love it. There's something smart. Yeah, it's very smart.
Science was like, Len, great, it's great, it's great. Why
I was in school this fun? Yeah, it's a classic.

Speaker 16 (47:16):
So, you know, I think just trying to have that
representation for people that like that are you know, black
and brown, you know, what I mean.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Chef Swoop is a is a great chef. The stuff
that you've made for us is unbelievable, trying to knock
it out. It's so good. At Chef Underscore Swoop Swoop
on Instagram, he's he's open for bookings, like if you're
having like a a party of some kind of a
dinner party or something like that. I mean imagine that
like that's or maybe like a what about like a
like an anniversary? Greg would Yeah, like you Mario and

(47:45):
Greg have like an anniversary or something like you just
have Swoop come in and cook it up.

Speaker 16 (47:50):
You do it all, man, there's no job too small,
Like you do it for just two people or I
mean I say I say my minimum. I say my
minimum right now. I would prefer to be cooking for
at least ten people, but I can handle upwards to
twenty five for like larger family things. But if you
guys wanted to do something full on, like you know,
weddings and stuff like that, I have access to staff,

(48:10):
you know service.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah, see, you can make it happen. So hit him
up that hit him up on Instagram. At Chef Underscore
Swoop sw Op, our fat asses have been eating his
food and it is good. And what are you making today?
Because he's already started making. It smells fantastic.

Speaker 16 (48:26):
Just pastrami, hash like a whole pastrami and we broke down.
Smell the onions, yeah, bell peppers and onion, yeah, potatoes, like.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Get the table set up to dude, you know you're
good when you can have a folding card table and
one burner and get to and get the room to
smell this way. And it's not something that's prepackaged. He's
got all the wrong ingredients. He's chopping, he's sawtan, he's
doing all kinds of stuff. It smells fantastic in here. Yeah, man,
I want to have some of that. Happy to be here,

(48:58):
all right, it's good to see you again. Happy to
be back. We'll let you get back to work because
we're starving. Sleep sleep. Is this It's time for a
frodioki you guys. Yeah, let's do it? Uh great? Do
you want to do? You want to draw the I
would love to do the honor. We have the hand

(49:19):
that has all the different songs for what you show,
O gues just pick one out there, all right, we
are going well, I've ripped it lit My Own Worst Enemy?

Speaker 12 (49:32):
Did we do that already?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
I don't think Wow, wait, are you sure we didn't
do that one?

Speaker 8 (49:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Positive. I don't have the lyrics for that one acapella. Yeah,
we don't need the lyrics. Look him up right now,
bring him up on your computer?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
All right?

Speaker 9 (49:55):
Yep, everyone, because everyone has everyone knows the words for
this though.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
You know you're the leads singer, right, I know my
own and every now and then you know it, right? Yeah? Yeah?
So yeah, Now the rest of the rest of us
will will chime in on like the on the chorus. Sure,

(50:18):
but Sammy's got to be the lead singer for this one,
so she'll probably do her talk singing yeah, very monotone.
Yeah yeah, somebody texted man. I love a lot of stuff,
the d y Q fail stories and stuff like that.
Friday is always my favorite. But I tell you what,
this Friday OKI is quickly becoming my number one another
one six six one. I love the Friday OKI all right,

(50:40):
So it's lit My Own Worst Enemy. This was Sammy's suggestion,
so she gets to be the lead singer on this one.
Everybody knows the song, so everyone, no, you are the
lead singer. On this one. We are your back age
to show Friday Oki plead singer Sammy. Here we go.

Speaker 9 (51:04):
Can we forget about the things I said when I
was drunk?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I did a mean to call you that. I can't
remember what was said or watch it through me. You're saying,
please tell me? Wow your cars.

Speaker 12 (51:29):
And I can't even at the window less up.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Nice job everybody, Hi, Sammy, gi us some more of
that good stuff. Here we go.

Speaker 13 (51:50):
It's no surprise to me.

Speaker 9 (51:52):
I am my own we're saying to me, because every
now and then I take the living shadow me.

Speaker 13 (52:00):
That's the times going up.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
There's a stake.

Speaker 13 (52:05):
To sleep a minute, I can't window.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Last how you feeling pretty good? Oh I'm sorry for
your years. Yeah, it's good everybody.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
We're back on.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Okay, here we go, already.

Speaker 13 (52:49):
At a part shop.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Sleep.

Speaker 13 (52:58):
I can't go breaking down soon. It so stros me
my own percent. Every now and then I get the
Living Academy. Can we forget about things I said when
the show?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I didn't mean to call you back? All right, right,
you get it? She did it? Oh, it made it
happened Friday, Okay, the Woody Show. We'll be right back Meanwhile,
Sea Bass will continuous, endless search for the perfect week.

Speaker 7 (53:38):
Yeah, I'm a hair FLEs Sorry, I'm in hair system.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Get it. It's not my scalp. I have light brown
hair with bald highlights.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
The what do you go? We'll reserve.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Finally, the Woody show Swoop is here. We finished the
delicious PASTRAMI has and the recipe for what he made
us this morning he's gonna have on his Instagram story.
You gonna you can check that. You can get it
at Chef Underscore Swoop s w O O P and

(54:11):
you got you said you forgot?

Speaker 16 (54:12):
Like some TV shows there, Yeah, so shout out on
drop Out TV. That's a dropout they are. They are
based off of YouTube. I was on a show called Gastronauts.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
So that's his gas, right.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
So it's like.

Speaker 16 (54:28):
All of the hosts are comedians and it's kind of
like a satire based cooking competition.

Speaker 15 (54:33):
Uh.

Speaker 16 (54:33):
And like the first round, I had to make the
whitest food product that could so I so I had,
I guess you could say one of my more more
recent viral moments because they asked me what I made,
and I.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Was just like, I made some white I can't say
that we got a little Yeah, he made a little
white ish for the white.

Speaker 16 (54:57):
Ship, and people unraveled on internet. So it is it's great, Yeah,
way like mad it was fun well yeah yeah, because
I mean that, you know the comedians told us to Yeah, yeah, equal,
it's it's it's both sides of the.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Fence right now. With the comments.

Speaker 10 (55:15):
It was potato salad with raisin.

Speaker 16 (55:17):
Yeah, it was raisin apples and uh raised raisins apples
and what else?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Did it looked good? Yeah, but you know they're just
like in grapes. Yeah, all three was Sammy, your advisor
on this. Yeah, so this is what I'm saying.

Speaker 16 (55:33):
I'm like, I have I have been to potlucks where
white people will put raisins in like you know, everything everything,
like places it's not.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Supposed to go.

Speaker 16 (55:41):
I was like, I figure, if I put all three
of these things in a potato silad, how could I
miss for making the whitest dish possible.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yeah. Yeah, so cheese was in there.

Speaker 16 (55:51):
Last three days, I think I've gotten maybe one thousand
followers of Welcome to the Mafia.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Guys, it's dark on this side. Chef Underscore Swoop definitely
do yourself a favor and get the recipe for this
this pastrami. So yeah, thirty minutes, it'll be there. All right,
Chef Swoop is here. It is Friday morning, and it
is time for your Friday fail stories. Right, this is

(56:59):
a jumping boys and girls, It is time for your
Friday fail story. Always do a crop to have these
perfect planned a plan that can never go wrong. But
then somewhere along the line that went from being a
great idea to one big stick in mega uber ultra.

(57:31):
I thought we had some really good lung capacity. Like
we came out strong going, yeah, what I'm saying, Like
we came out real strong. What do you think of that?
Pretty good? Beautiful you were in here Friday, okie, you
heard that raw without the audio, without the music acapella,
and now you heard that without the Yeah, you guys
should take this on the road. Pretty good, pretty great

(57:51):
food and grooves. We'll team up a Swoop. You can
watch us sing and eat his food. This first story, now,
this this clips would make in the rounds. Some court
room footage from a murder trial in Georgia. Let me
get the clip here. The judge was handed the decision
from the jury and he read it to the court.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
We the jury found that guilty as to all six councils.
Big bill of indictment. I'm sure for your first names
to Castle, couldn't pass.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
It over to.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Sorry, We the jury found that not guilty. What apologize
from misappreciation.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
I would rather go that way than the other way.
Should have pulled out the old menace. I just haven't
had my red bull yet.

Speaker 10 (58:45):
But that's a happy surprise. Not the other way. Oh no, no, no,
you're guilty.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Can you imagine that, like you're your stomach just drops out?

Speaker 10 (58:52):
You need a diaper?

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yeah, oh my god? And then two seconds wait what
did Yeah?

Speaker 10 (58:57):
Just kidding?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Yeah, because I would that? Which is it? Did I
not say? Not? Oh my bad. This one is from
New Jersey. Fifty six year old fella. He ended up
crashing his car and getting arrested for driving under the influence. Now,
the passenger, this chick in the car with him, also drunk,
but the cops are nice enough, and they gave the
passenger a ride home. They told the cops that they
would send somebody down to the police station to go

(59:20):
pick up the driver. Okay, So about a half hour later,
in walks that person, the same drunk lady who they
had just been nice enough to drop off at the house,
but she's still drunk. She drove down to the station
to get the dude out of jail. She twice the
legal limit, was also now thrown in jail with the
other dude, so that they got to spend a little

(59:41):
bit more time.

Speaker 10 (59:45):
Rock bottom story.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah, it's called uber everybody. Uh here, I'll give you
one more story. This is my favorite one of the week.
It's from Florida with this guy who's doing some fishing
with his buddy and they caught a shark. Oh good
size one to six foot lemon shark. Long story short,
the dude ended up needing to get airlifted to the
hospital because the shark got him good. He weren't even

(01:00:09):
in the water and the shark got him. The dude
was posing for the picture with it. So here's there's
the right before it happened. Okay, So he's got the
he's got the shark, and he's holding his mouth like open.
He's grabbing it by the snout and kind of pulling,
pulling the mouth open, and uh, the shark jumped away
and then chomped him here's some of the nine to

(01:00:29):
one to one call. And then the guy he did
live talking about the attack on the beach. Here and
one of the guys got bit in the lake.

Speaker 11 (01:00:36):
We have a turn to get out of his leg.
He's got a cow on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
It, the bleeding. We just finished taking the hook out
of his mouth. We're going to go release him. And
the shark just turned and and bit me. And for
the shark that bit him, he has a message. See
you next time. This shark got your ass and you
weren't even in the water. He got you on land.
Dog breath he got. Yeah, the shark whose advantages in

(01:01:02):
the water got your ass on the land with standing over.
See you next time. Get mber. Not that long ago.

Speaker 7 (01:01:10):
That dude, it had the shark right by the side
of his boat. I think it might have been on
the line and it bit him and a finger came
off and oh yeah, damn it lost my finger.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
I forgot about that. All right, Well, we have a
contestant lined up. It's time for today's dumb ass contest.
Chef's swoop is here. You can hear the last He
used to play a long year so you can find
him on Instagram at chef Underscore Swoop, he prepared and
served as breakfast. Everything's been cleaned up, and so now

(01:01:43):
like the work is done, now it's time to play.
And today's dumb ass contest is the Sea Bass's playing
to Chef Swoop.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
The way the game works, please, hey, go out in
the streets, ask someone who's very inebriated a series of
very easy questions. And so the game is not answering
the questions. The game is whether this person is so
out of it that they will not know the answer
to the questions. And if you can guess whether they
know two times out of three questions.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
You win. All right, let's go and say hello to
our listener who will be a contestant trying to win
a prize, and say I to Paul, Good morning, Paul,
good morning.

Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
How you doing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
We're doing fantastic Paul. All right, So you're gonna play
the d uy Q now before we get to the
actual questions at count, we're gonna get to know the
drunk person a little bit better. So Sea Bass has
a little clip for us here. Well, how with it
or not with it? They are now before you came
up here today, Swoop, did you and Vaughn get high
in the garage. No, I I got stones on my own. Okay,

(01:02:40):
I didn't need that technically, now yeah, man usually Von
hits it hard before he comes up the elevator. Yeah,
I had a hash joint on the today. Hasha, all right,
And who is this person? Sea Bass? This is Ramses.
And what I usually do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
I hang out outside bars and festivals and stuff and
talk to drunk people. Now, sometimes passers by will walk
up to me and they say, oh, I want to play,
And who am I to decline them? I mean, okay, absolutely,
Now that being said, I did not pick Ramsey's. Ramses
picked me. And uh he still is under the influence
of something, but something different than usual.

Speaker 11 (01:03:17):
Have you been drinking tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
No, it's been off chrystal meth? We them Nay.

Speaker 11 (01:03:22):
Why is crystal meth better than liquor?

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Cause and it keeps you up healthy for you? Oh,
I'm just shinning their highs. You shot with the shooteror
my pupils are dilated.

Speaker 11 (01:03:32):
You don't worry sunglasses at night.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Me, I'm a vampire. I'm ten million years old. Weirdness
turned ten means the day.

Speaker 11 (01:03:41):
I'm with a turbin on Are you ready for the questions?

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Yea, no, forever the ten million years old. He's got
to know everything. Wealth of knowledge, right you just from repetition,
hearing things over. Oh man, I think he might be
onto something. I think it's healthy. It's healthy, healthy, all right,
So question number one, Paul, are you ready for question
number one? It is the U d U I Q.

Speaker 11 (01:04:08):
Name two movies ben Stiller has started.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Name two movies that Ben Stiller has been in Our
star Are staring? No cameos? Okay, all right? Sammy and
Menace are working on their answers. We have to get
We have to try to guess they know stone Cold
sober Aunt. That guys different. That's for the prize.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
We learned earlier that Menico during school would go to
friends houses and get drunk and ride bikes. Yeah, sam
he read zero books in high school, so she had
time to watch movies. Just a little fun background. Are
period do whatever she wanted?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Yeah? What do you guys think I would say no
for Ramseys? I will say yes for yes for Menace
and Sammy. I second that. Yeah, I was.

Speaker 10 (01:04:50):
Gonna say the same, but you know what, Ramseys has
been around a long time, so I'd like to think
he's seen some Ben Stillers. I'm gonna say triple yes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Okay, chef'swoop. What do you think think?

Speaker 16 (01:05:00):
Man, I'm going, I'm going my man when the crystal
meth is it's not for me, it's a not for
him dog. I'm confident in the in the studio. Okay, Okay,
you think medicine, Sam, you are going to get it
all right? What do you think here, Paul?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Yes or no? For question number one? No chance? No chance?
Question number one d u i Q.

Speaker 11 (01:05:21):
Name two movies Ben Stiller has started, Sammy.

Speaker 10 (01:05:24):
I couldn't stop.

Speaker 13 (01:05:25):
Along came Polly, have you wait? Stodgeball Lander?

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
And what was the first one that came to mind?

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Along came Polly, that's the first.

Speaker 10 (01:05:35):
Movie, Jeff Aniston. Yes, okay, and I think I've seen
that one time.

Speaker 6 (01:05:39):
Okay, Menace, Tropic Thunder, Zoolander, something about Mary.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Excellent topic Thunderah, No problem here, Question number one. Let's
see if Paul said that our friend here Rameses would
not get it. And if that is the case, we'll
be on the board of this first point here on
the d uy Q.

Speaker 11 (01:05:56):
Name two movies Ben Stiller has started.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I don't know what still there is, but I heard
him for real famous.

Speaker 11 (01:06:04):
He's a little white guy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Is he winning him?

Speaker 11 (01:06:06):
One of them?

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
On winning them pedophile?

Speaker 11 (01:06:09):
I don't believe he's married with kids.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Send them the jump?

Speaker 11 (01:06:17):
Is he one of them?

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I thought you like white guys too.

Speaker 10 (01:06:21):
He's heard of him interchangeable.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
All right, well, good news, Paul, you are on the board.
You got your first point. Give the u i q
s out of these next two questions. You just got
to get one out of the next two. Right question number.

Speaker 11 (01:06:33):
Two, spell speed Lunker, no for menace.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
But this is in there. I know he likes so
Paul is already saying no chance, no chance for Ramsey's,
no chance for menace and just loves Spelunker. Uh Sammy, Yes, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
I'm gonna go trips no, triple no from Gina bonus
points for definitions after you're done.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Yes, great, all right, Greg Gory, I think I'm leaning
triple no as well. Triple no. Let me gets mixed
up on certain letters, okay, chef swoop.

Speaker 16 (01:07:05):
Yeah, I'm going triple whatever. Will say that you might
be able to bounce back if you know the definition.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
All right, all right, all right, Paul, you already said
hell no or no way stick of that for rams
are do you guys need some more time to work
out the spelling over there? Let's just go for it,
is my guest, all right? Question number two for the
U i Q spell Menace s p E l U

(01:07:33):
n c e R blunker so close, Sammy, s p
I l U n k e R. Now if they
had a baby, if they had a baby, Okay, is

(01:07:54):
it s p e yes? Yes, all right? Then you
had the rest right Menace got that last? Where have
been a k He got that wrong? Got that wrong?

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
Definition?

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Definition splunker?

Speaker 10 (01:08:05):
Oh it's spies who go into a bunker?

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Was a great? Is this something that explores caves? Yeah? Yeah?
For whatever reason, men it's kind of gravitated towards the words.
Was it in the word of the day or was
it involved in something else? Maybe? But I was like, yeah,

(01:08:33):
like I can, I can weave this into stuff. He's
probably sperlunking at night.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
I don't know the Greek speed lunks or speed links
meaning cave. And I've never heard it.

Speaker 10 (01:08:43):
I've never heard it pronounced spied lunker.

Speaker 15 (01:08:45):
Yeah, that's just from sounding out what happened.

Speaker 10 (01:08:49):
It's like verdiction, you know, right, pronunciation speedlunker was helpful
to you, but that actually was a big giveaway genius.
Uh spelunker, I did like I like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
To get in bunkers. I did like that. That was good,
that was adorable. All right, So Paul, you said no
that Ramseys would not get this. All right, let's see
question number two.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
D u i Q spell speed lunker, speed loker s
e E l O c k e and can you
use that word in a sentence?

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
No, I can't, Phil.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Then I speed longer under my skateboard.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
All right. It's not for the answer that before, but hey,
that's the answer you needed to win this route of
the d u i Q. Like you play fiasco and Paul, congratulations,
you are a winner, my friend. Congrats and enjoy whatever
the prizes that we have for you. But we do
appreciate you listening to the Woice Show. And uh, hang
on one second, we'll get all your information. Okay, thank you,

(01:09:51):
all right, you're welcome you.

Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
Here's Paul.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
All right, by Paul, do you have a question number
three here for the d u i Q, which Paul
did not need but work and to have just for funzies.

Speaker 11 (01:10:01):
How many Godfather movies have been made?

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Just a number? How many Godfather movies have been made?

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
Oh, Sammy, if you get this one wrong, you can't
be a forty five year old like him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
I'm thinking like my family's Italian. Oh that's true. Yeah,
I know. I mean she's about Italian as well. I mean,
Olive Gardener, excuse you.

Speaker 10 (01:10:27):
You don't know anything about my life, my family, about
your life Italy?

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Yeah to Italy that I will say no for Ramses,
no for Menace, yes for Menace, no for Sammy. I'm
always only yes for Menace.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
And notice if you can name all the special titles, right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Oh I can't?

Speaker 11 (01:10:57):
You can?

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
Can I.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
All? Alright? Chef's woo. I'm just gonna be pessimistic. I'm
just going triple now greg Uh, No to Ramseys, but
I'm gonna say yes to Menace and Sammy. Okay. Question
number three?

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Do you I Q?

Speaker 11 (01:11:13):
How many Godfather movies then they menace?

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
I believe three? All right, Sammy? Three three names are
can you can you name them? I don't know?

Speaker 10 (01:11:24):
These are three Godfather to Godfather three.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
It's not Godfather one, it's just the god I was
hoping they give be like the new Batch, and I
guess tripped for a second thing. They had something like
that where it's like, God, they do have to they do.

Speaker 10 (01:11:42):
Have one where they mash up the first and second
and show in chronological order.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
What I'm saying is I thought it was like start
a hope and then next Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
I just know for sure there was a two because
Sophia Coppola gets shot in the movie and spoilert O
and she got a lot of crap for acting.

Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
That's not too Was she alive in nineteen seventy four?

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
No, that wasn't too. That wasn't too Sophia Coppola. Yeah, yeah,
it was a daughter that was three she directed that
was in three. Yeah, she would have been three years old.
And I'm bad didn't see any of the movie. I
recently made it through half of the original Is This
Wedding Ever Gonna Wedding?

Speaker 13 (01:12:24):
The movie?

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
If I may. I read the book Mario Cruzzo of
all the classic movies like that that I watched, because
I'm like, man, this this must be really good because
everybody talks about it and you know, worships. Yeah, it was,
uh Scarface. That movie. It's so so bad. Yeah you

(01:12:45):
got it like it was cool? Yeah, exactly this time
it came out, it was popping, like I was there
nothing else out right? Probably no, I was popping. It
was so bad. It was like I made it all
the way through because I felt like I had to.
I'm saying happy Gilmore too. I just watched that. Have
you guys seen it? I thought it was depressed. Suck dude.

(01:13:07):
The first one was funny in the time it was,
it was funny.

Speaker 10 (01:13:10):
It was okay, but I was micro dosing, so I
was more forgiving.

Speaker 16 (01:13:13):
Yeah, maybe I should. All right, so I eat a
piece of chocolate and watch it when I go back.
Were you sober watching it?

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Or were you high? I was stoned, but I guess
I was. If you're if it's not even funny Stone,
that's not good. But it's just a cameo list. All right, Well,
question number three the d y Q. Did Ramses get
it right? Let's find out how.

Speaker 11 (01:13:32):
Many Godfather movies had the May five?

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
I had the collector's edition.

Speaker 11 (01:13:37):
Who was Godfather five?

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
About al Pacino? Like getting old? He told his son
something boy like never toll nobody.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
What you're thinking, Hell yeah, I'd love to see five.
It was straight to video. Oh, I get some time
in the future right now.

Speaker 10 (01:13:53):
Yeah, it's Blu Ray but.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
The d u i Q.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
We are the WOODI Show, Morgan, are you ready?

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
Oh my god, I was born for the smoll right here, y'all.

Speaker 11 (01:14:02):
Don't know this.

Speaker 10 (01:14:02):
I'm sm hallucinating.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Woody sure well, certainly. One of my favorite clips that
we have played for you this week is the guy
who quit his job at the at home the door
ru Yeah that I quit this whole ass job. Guys,
I'm wondering where you're at. I had to come find you.

Speaker 14 (01:14:24):
What conversation without your without your supervisor here?

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
So why you love the supervisor? I quick to leave
you if both of y'all, I quick. This whole ass job, Hi,
I believe this whole ass job. I'm telling yeah, the
whole ass job that.

Speaker 10 (01:14:48):
Yeah, he jumped on he did sound like a whole
ass job.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Yeah, just you jumped on the intercommon. Let the whole
store know that. Hey, you can take whatever you want
because there ain't no security. He's folk hero here. This
week in audio, we've.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
Got the original game See Best Original Game trademark copyright
how'd they owie clips of people getting hurt?

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
And you guess how did they hurt? In this case,
I'll give you a clue.

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
This is backstage, backstage, I'm wear backstage, some kind of
stage backstage.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Okay, how did the owi.

Speaker 11 (01:15:24):
Booper?

Speaker 10 (01:15:27):
I gotta guess, uh one of those sandbags that comes
down one of the curtain open.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Old times look at a Scooby Doo episode.

Speaker 11 (01:15:38):
Boper is.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
I have an idea.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
I will let men us go first because, okay, because
I've seen a bunch of artists do this before they
hit their head on some scaffolding that they didn't see.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
There's a lot of ducking and yeah, going through things.
But Sammy probably has the inside track because this is
somebody she loves.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Was this Morgan Wallen throwing a bat?

Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
So this is in the Rogers Center in Toronto where
Morgan Wallen does something that, quite frankly, at first I
thought was fun. Now I just think it's mega douche.
He before he walks out on stage. Morganwall in the
country artist. He'll have a local folk hero like he'll
have like Peyton Manning when he's in Knoxville. In this case,
he had Jose Bautista, a film former Toronto Blue Jays

(01:16:22):
player and his wife Nishe Bautista is a videoing as
you know, Morgan Wallances got a bat and he's faking
like he'shitting a home run because Jose Bautista hands in
the bat and he chucks the bat behind him right
where Nische Bautista is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
It's real hard, that's right. Well, he was on a
chair off a roof top.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
Of the bar in Nashville.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
How they ali?

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
All right, I'll give you a clue on this next one.
Same game involves old people. Old people, Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
How they awi? Okay, I have a gut instinct. It's
like a the old piece of metal and a toaster.

(01:17:16):
It kind of like like a kid like, oh okay,
they're like they're like an old dude who was trying
to get a piece of you came up with that
that quickly.

Speaker 10 (01:17:22):
Okay, I don't this is what it is, but I'm
hoping it is. I'm hoping it has to do with
one of those chairs that brings you up the stairs.
Like they fell out of it, like maybe they didn't
get buckled in right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Like it's like like as nineteen forty five, those are
new I've seen the houses that he would do hit happen.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
Sometimes I think maybe they walked through a screen door
window or something like.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
That, or maybe he was trying to get the barbecue
grill going needs like gasoline or something else.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Okay, gases, but I have Unfortunately. NBC New York has
more on this story.

Speaker 14 (01:17:55):
Seventy six year old Kathleen Schuman is accused of walking
out of her apartment and firing a flare gun at
her neighbor, who was just walking his dog. Friends of
Kathleen say that she has been arguing with Richard for
years and that perhaps things have just culminated to this point.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
I guess so she got to be purchased it because
he gets her rest.

Speaker 6 (01:18:16):
She was scared to.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Death of them.

Speaker 14 (01:18:17):
But according to Richard, the things that she was saying
to him, even after she shot him, were still shocking.

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
She was not afraid of me, though she kept coming
out mocking me, telling me I'm a demon.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
I tried to murder her. Shocking, So I guess it
was kind of right, right, Yeah, And she hit him
right in the cheek. He's got a big like a
road wrest scar are no joke. You can try out.
What is the wood show? We got some more of
the weekend audio coming up for you. Next will be
right back.

Speaker 7 (01:18:48):
I've developed this dude thin in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are going to go. But oh god,
he's here again.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
So tortured?

Speaker 12 (01:19:00):
Man, I am.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Sure. I'm jumping right back into this week in audio,
and I've forgotten how the AOI clip, but I love
this one so much. The clue here again? How did
they hurt themselves? What you guys are trying to guess?

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
The clue is this lady's name is Caitlin McCutcheon, from
outside of Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
That's the clue, all right, and trying to crush a
can of Iron City beer in her head and gave
herself a concussion. Listen to that's possible? How the awie?
How they owe?

Speaker 6 (01:19:32):
All?

Speaker 12 (01:19:33):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
Probably might not know this.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
She was from Pittsburgh. I know the video, I know
the clip exactly exactly. I know I know the video.
I had no idea she was from Pittsburgh.

Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
Well technically technically Westmoreland County technically okay, still that's Metro.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
And she said hit me baby one more time.

Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
Listen closely, Okay, I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Let you explain what happened. So skidding car. She's in
the car, she's driving. She's shooting a selfie video, which
you gotta do while you're driving. Brand spears, Hit me
baby one more time. But as she's doing that, however,
she's driving because you can't see what's happening around her,
in front of her whatever, she loses control of the vehicle. Okay,
it starts spinning. She does the wheel the right love,
there's doing cars completely out of control. All yes, oh yeah, yeah.

(01:20:37):
The couple of things here. Number one, don't you driving?

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Number two? No one cares that your lip syncing to
a song. No one wants to see that. It's absolute narcissism.
I'm glad you rolled your car, your dummy.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Okay, especially to Britain. I give you one weekend audio.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:20:53):
Do you let's play this guy because I hate him
so much. This is a guy he went into Planet Finished,
which I love. I'm a member of Planet Finnish.

Speaker 11 (01:20:59):
I've been to hundreds of.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Playing No more free pizza though.

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
They you know, he brings in his service animal, which
is a giant like one hundred and twenty pound King Corso.
But he's got a vest, and unfortunately, this jackass knows
you can.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Only get those vests through like official medical.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
Services, not at this guy. I'm gonna shop and passed
around a photo of this guy. He's he's a pretty
buff dude. He doesn't know he's not blind. You know,
he doesn't have seizure disorders that I'm aware of. He
just likes walking into places with his giant dog and
videotaping himself doing workouts. Again, you shouldn't be doing any
time unless you're setting on a one thousand pound a
dead left record now.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
But he knows all the verbiage.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
So when the Planet Fitness employee shuts him down for
his service dog, he does not like that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Explain to me what you just explain to me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
There's no dogs about. This isn't a this is a
service animal. It's a registered service animal. I have a
medicals have said that.

Speaker 8 (01:21:48):
He bring my dog with him.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
They have to allow people with service animals to enter
the building and to access their facility.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
If they do not, then I can sue them because
they are breaking the law. Does that make sense. I'll
take a close suit. Yeah, boiler wouldn't approve show. Well,
that's it for this hour. That is it for today's show.
That's it for the week, everybody weekend time. All right,

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donate our bodies to science. Science will donate them to
the good will. That is true. And uh, who knows

(01:23:06):
some of us may have hidden money inside of us,
so we'll probably be a good fine for somebody. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, yeah, Like we'll get to the point we
don't trust banks. We'll start like cameling cash in our
prison wallets. You know, yeah, I'm taking it with me.
They say you can't take it with you, but oh
you can. You hide that up your ass. You can

(01:23:28):
go with you put them in me. Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the show
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Have a great weekend. S M D double M. Your
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