FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 30th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show that.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Ay, what's good? Everybody? Today
is Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
It is December the thirtieth, twenty twenty five. We are
the Woody Show, Woody Greg Man.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's Gina grad.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here.
She's our sociate producer Vron, our video producer, Dumbass Tyler
is here. We got Bort and Menji holding things down
in the Woody Show production department.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
As you know, we are not here live today.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
We are on holiday break, but we will be back
to start a brand new year the Woody Show on Monday,
this coming Monday, January the fifth. YEP. But some good
stuff lined up for you today. And as we always say,
if you haven't heard it, it's that's right. We'd still
like to hear your thoughts, your opinions, anything you hear
on the show. If there's something you got, a story

(01:35):
you want to add. There are certainly a lot of
ways to do that. The best way is the after
hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four. Woody is the number.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can also
email us find us their email at the Woodyshow dot
com and of course find us follow us on the
social media platform of your choice.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Look for us there at the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, coming up for you on the show today, we
got the Family Feud Warp Tour addition, all right, also
the employee annual review. Nonsense, dude, I tell you the
amount of reviews. Oh yeah, training videos, training things that
we get assigned never ends constant. It's like, did one
of the things? What does the company think you have

(02:18):
time to do any actual work?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Weakest link? Also more gasms. Finally, Morgan on another adventure
making people feel awkward, radio's most immature game. Guess whose
gas I always love it because it's all about Greg.
I feel like we've been starting every show about Greg. Well,
why not speaking of Greg? You know, he's been talking
about how much he would love to have the thigh gap,

(02:41):
and I forget how that came up. We were talking
about it last week and then we got an after
hours voicemail and this person is saying, Greg, maybe don't
worry about that show.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
This is Ali from Sacramento. I don't normally call in
because I hate my voice going on off chance that
you decide to play this, I guess I'm just going
to have to deal with it. But I wanted to
tell Greg because he said in one of his words
of wisdom the other day on Thursday, I think about
wanting it to have a thy gap. It's not really

(03:12):
something for men, And I just wanted to let you
know why, so that you don't feel bad about yourself, Greg,
Women have much wider pelvises, so their leg bones starts
much further apart than the other like bones, whereas men
tend to have leg bones that are kind of straight
and parallel. And so there's a much easier way to
get a thy gap as a woman because of that

(03:32):
added space, because of the bone structure. And it has
nothing to do with how fat you are. And after
having met you, yes you are very thin. You need
to stop worrying so much about it. Okay, you know
you don't look sick, but I think that you can
probably call it a day and just maintain at this point.
So I just wanted to let you know that it
might be an untainable dream to have a thy gap
as a man. Sorry, have you ye?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
All right?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
You can't argue anatomy, right, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
Why would she call it unattainable?

Speaker 7 (04:00):
To do?

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Is get you pelvis widening surgery?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, yeah, no problem.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
We can do it on the same day as I
get my neck tight.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
The other issue, Greg, is we don't we don't wear
pants that would allow us to show up, especially if
you hag up your nds.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
If the thigh gap is the goal, Greg, I don't
think that the chocolate milk is the answer. Greg. Oh, I,
Greg has been going on and on. For the first
time in a long time. I was trying to figure
out the last time I had chocolate milk. I mean
not childhood, but it's been since childhood.

Speaker 9 (04:35):
Probably, It's probably been three decades since I've had chocolate milk.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
He's rediscovered chocolate milk. And now, how did you say?
You said it was like a religious religious experience. So
I had a moment of weakness.

Speaker 9 (04:48):
I saw it and I said, you know, screw it,
I'm going to get this chocolate milk little container.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I should have bought a case, because I got.

Speaker 9 (04:55):
One and I'm in the car drinking it, and I
almost started crying. It was so it was like a
melted milkshake.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
Is your pleasure centers.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
This is where he breaks though, because as yeah, he's
you know, he tortures himself, yeah, to such a point
where he's just like like slender Man, and then like
he gets a taste of something good, then you're just
gonna hog out.

Speaker 9 (05:19):
But I did do that with the icing a few
months ago. I told you about icing, and I didn't
enjoy it, so I threw that away. Now, Greg, do
you know what milkman?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Oh man, you know what you would love? And I
bought these. We have these at the house, you know.
In fact, i'll bring I'll bring a couple in for
you tomorrow so you can try them. About milk fifty,
it's fair life, fair mom, So thirty grams of protein
right and each one. And I'm telling you it is
creamy chocolate milk that does not taste like anything other

(05:50):
than like some really awesome creamy The chocolate flavor is amazing.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Would you consider that like a meal replacement?

Speaker 8 (05:57):
Okay, here's here's the thing I think I have all
I have seen fair life, and I'm gonna raise you
fair Life to milk fifty milk.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I'm not saying I'm not familiar with milk.

Speaker 8 (06:06):
It's pretty, it's pretty brand new. It's definitely not in
every store, but you see it here and there. Yeah,
so fair Life it's just by comparison, has one hundred
and forty calories per eight ounce glass milk fifty as
in the name has fifty.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
And it's to my taste.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
I'm sure it's not as creamy, creamy, dreamy whatever as
your classic chocolate milk. But you could drink an entire
forty eight ounce like quarter and a half that it
comes in and it's only three hundred calories.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Okay, so is that good.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
That's amazing, that's really good.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
That's amazing, which is again, it's one third the calories
of the fair Life.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
The fair Life much.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I think it's a it's a pretty decent bottle, you know,
like as far as it's serving. The what I got
was tiny. Yeah, but the service surveys the same sizes.
But eight it's a it's one hundred and fifty calories
and it's two grams of sugar. It gets the thirty
grams of the protein. But it's I'm telling you, it's chocolatey.
It's creamy. It's really good. It's better than just doing
like nest quick you know whatever. The uh like that too? Yes,

(07:03):
I tell you the store brand because we bought some
just because because can we get this from We bought
the store brand chocolate milks. What I got that stuff
was so good, so good. It was just like melted
ice cream moments. Yeah, it was so.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
There's one thing though, with the iHeartRadio Music Festival this
year that you missed out on. Greg, Dude, everybody's so
rail thin really, Oh yeah, everybody's on the show.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
I was gonna say, easy to know why.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, yeah, d I was like, whoa, that's.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Why what your wife was calling jelly rolled donut hole?
Oh yeah, smaller.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah. When he walked in the room, because it was
the first time I really seen him like in person
since he had lost a ton of weight and he
I mean yeah, he really, I mean a lot. I
don't know how much exactly he's down, but it's like
one hundred plus yeah, and o hole is over to
lose over two hundred. I'm looking at milk fifty right out.

Speaker 9 (07:55):
Even the bottle looks good.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
You can drink.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
You could drink three of those in a day, it'd
be nine hundred calories. You lose a ton of weight,
and you'd still get like one hundred fifty grains of protein,
which is more than you probably ever had.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
It did kind of fill me up too. It's kind
of like having a meal.

Speaker 8 (08:09):
Is Yeah, you can always and you use as a
base for a smoothie blended with you know, not a sponsor.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
But could be.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I know what I'm getting to, but again, you have
you have to look at them, look at the finder storms.
It's not everywhere. I saw a couple of nice comments
on a couple of photos, like from the iHeart Festival,
people like, oh, what do you lost some weights?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Like you just talked? Like what the videos that you
see like.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
On the on the YouTube and on like the Instagram
videos that we posted. Yeah, I have lost some weight,
but I don't think it's as dramatic as maybe it
seems like by watching those videos and the pictures and stuff.

Speaker 10 (08:41):
Well, no, you you do look slimmer, but I think
you're being modest unless you really didn't see it because
somebody tagged you on one of my pictures and said
you look hot.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, I saw like people do a lot of drugs.
You know, Yeah, I did see. There was an after
hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woodie asking about
some of the weight loss stuff.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Hey, what do you show me?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Love?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
A question for you, Woodie. Now, there's been a couple
of times, I believe on the show where you guys
mentioned that health experts say that you grow an inch
of penis with every fifty pounds that you lose. I
believe you said at your lowest you were like one
eighty ish and you recently were close to three hundred,
and now you're down to the two thirties. Do you
recall a bigger penis back when you're in the one eighties?

(09:26):
Do you notice the difference now that you've lost roughly
fifty pounds? Love to know, Love, you guys have a
good day.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, yeah, very lucky to report back.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Well, I mean maybe it would just motivate him to
lose weight, Like, yeah, you don't grow any penis, but
like because your pubis, Yeah, your cube mound is part
of what loses weight. You lose weight you get you're
supposed to gain They say an inch of visible penis,
like per however many pounds now did I find that

(09:58):
to be the case? I I wouldn't call it, you know,
anything drastically noticeable, you know that.

Speaker 8 (10:06):
Being said, I've shown you the pictures I took at
the Burt Chreischer Crews of the Smallest Penis contest, and
those guys were all enormous and you.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Could see it when you get when.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
You really look close, you can see, oh a lot
of that length is being eaten up by Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
It's been one of the arguments that people make about like,
you know, it's not that all skinny guys have like
a big penis. It's just that the skinny guys have
no fat in and around that area, and so it's
gonna look even though it's the same penis that you
would see like on a on a bigger dude, on
a fat or dude or whatever, it just visibly looks
different because there's none of the there's none of the

(10:42):
fat around it.

Speaker 10 (10:43):
Yeah, kind of blocking the view like an iceberg, Like,
oh you only see the tip, you see more of
the iceberg.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. Anyway, eight seven seven forty four.
What if you want to leave us after overs voicemailing
the time after ten am, you can leave that there
otherwise be part of the show. As the show is
on same number eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, send
us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
We're gonna go work on our thigh gaps. More chocolate milk,
more Woodie Show. I would take that chocolate milk right now.

(11:10):
More Woodie Shows next, Hang on.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Till Woody Show. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 2 (12:18):
The Woody Show, and it is time for a dumb
ass contest. And today's dumbass contest is radio's most immature game.
Maadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, It's time.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
For Guess Who's guys?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Guess Who's gas? Eight seven four Woody is the number
to call. So, uh, everybody farts and uh, we have
an ongoing homework assignment if you work here on The
Woody Show that if you feel a good one, bruin,
you capture you just recorded, you know, use the MP
three recorder on your phone. Was and uh just emailed
over to me and I'll play one of those that

(12:56):
have been submitted. I'm the only person who knows who
this this one comes from. And then uh, you on
the phone just have to be the first person to
correctly guess whose gas it is and your options are Woody, Gina, Grad,
Greg Gory, Menace, Hi, Sea Bass, and we substituted out
Sammy because she doesn't participate. So Morgan's your your other

(13:20):
option there, first person the correctly guess whose gas will
be the winner? Eight seven seven forty four. What he
is the phone number. Let's go to the phones and
say hello to our first contestant. Let's say hello to Jennifer. Hey,
good morning, Jennifer.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Good morning show, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
All right, let me let me load up our sample here. Okay,
we're ready to go. Now, Jennifer, when you're ready to
hear it, say hit me, hit me.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
That one's uh.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
They said this is their first of the day, so
it's like they just woken up the other. All right,
So Jennifer, guess who's gas. Your options are Woody, Gina,
Greg Menace, Sea Bass, or Morgan.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I want to see Greg.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Show me Greg Gory. It's not Greg Gory. But thank
you Jennifer for the call. I appreciate it. Let's go
to Sean. Hey, good morning, Sean, Sean, good morning. All right,
we're playing Guess Who's gas. When you're ready, say hit me,
hit me.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
It sounds like sounds like there.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
It is.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
It sounds like a tent zipper.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, it kind of does, yeah very much.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Guess who's gas?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Greg is off the off the board, So your options
are Woody, Gina, Menace, Sea Bass or Morgan Sean. Guess
who's gas? Show me Menace, not Dennis, but thank you
for the call. Let's say hi to Michelle. Good morning, Michelle,
good morning. We're playing Guess whose gas when you're ready,

(15:02):
say hit me hit me?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
All right?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Your options Woodie, Gina, Sea Bass or Morgan. Guess whose gas?
I'm gonna say, show me Gina Grad Sorry about that, Michelle,
but thank you for calling and listening to the Woody Show.
Let's say hi to Sonya. Good morning, Sonia, Good morning

(15:30):
to show.

Speaker 11 (15:30):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
We're playing radio's most immature game, Guess whose gas When
you're ready, say hit me hit me?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Your options.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
At this point there's only three left. Woody, Sea Bass
or Morgan. Guess who's gas?

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Are we gonna say?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Sea Bass show me Sebastian.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
No, that is a that is not see best, but Sonya,
thank you very much for listening. Let's say hello to
Matt Hey, good.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Morning man, that morning morning.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
All right, when you're ready for guess whose gas say
hit me.

Speaker 7 (16:08):
Hit me?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
All right, it's either for me. It's either Woody or
it's Morgan. Guess who's gas.

Speaker 12 (16:19):
Man to go Woodie on this one?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Show me Woody man Man.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
All right, well, Matt, sorry about that. Let's go to Reren.
Good morning, Wren, Hey, good morning to show. All right,
so you've been paying attention to all the guesses. You
know there's only one left when you're ready say hit me,
hit me, Wren. If you've been paying attention, I shouldn't
even have to give you the option. Guess whose gas

(16:50):
that is? Morgan?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, that was a that was the first, the first
of the day.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Everybody I think is Gassi first, Like in the morning,
gregs he's disappointed himself because a lot of times like
he'll have that really good one, but he hasn't even
thought to grab his fr Yeah. I don't have my
phone with me in.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Bed, so so disappointing.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
I know. Now, Morgan, did you do that while while
Cabo wasn't around?

Speaker 7 (17:18):
No, of course not dog.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
You don't fart in front of him? Oh god, no
really yeah, she's a lady, Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 7 (17:27):
Yeah, no, I'll do way more things with that no.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
While he listens to the show. So now he's heard it.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, he knows.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
He's been hearing a lot Disney getting played a lot lately.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
I'm like, they're really good.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
They're actually I try to throw the rhythm off, you
know what I mean? Like even if we did Morgan's
last time, we'll do it again, because people do people
paying called statch. But Wren, congratulations, you are the winner
on guests who's gay people? Hey, right, hang on, remixes

(18:09):
are ready to break it down. Here we go, fuck apella,
here we go, nice perfect, more than.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
Thank you guy, job your favorite song?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Eight one eight the people next to me the life thing.
I've lost my mind because I'm dancing and laughing in
my car right now? All right, more what he shows next?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Hang on the show.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
There's a really weird story. Man in Florida. Fifty one
year old.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Woman feeling hungry.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
She stopped into an ee hop for some breakfast, and
she sat down at the table. Her waitress comes over
this twenty six year old woman and starts feeling her up.
All right, all right, waitress gave the woman a milkshake
she didn't order, which that that part's cool, started calling
her a sexy seaword and then sat down next to

(19:06):
her gave her a BackRub and a boo Rubjeez. Yeah,
the woman h never met the waitress before.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Greg. Was she drunk? She certainly was.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
The cots were called, the waitress arrested and so fired.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Seems like a really attentive waitress.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
It's bizarre. Yeah, I know, right, a sexy seaword. Yeah.
A British Airways flight was on its way to London.
Flight attendant started feeling you know, let's just say not great.
Man's co workers noticed that he was sweating, babbling, complaining
about cramps. So he locked himself in the bathroom and
he's taking a really long time to The co workers
went to go check on him. Open the door. He's

(19:51):
in there, chilling fully nude, dilated pupils, high heart rate
and that was thanks to the meth and the that
means that he took before the flight. He was so fired, Yeah,
arrested and now in court awaiting his sentencing. I thought
he was a stroke or something like. Dude, what are
you thinking. I'm thinking you're a flight attendant and you know,

(20:14):
try to stay away. Yeah, just trying to keep it
in to get job. Although my my wife's cousin is
a flight attendant for Southwest and she was a nurse
and she quit nursing. I know somebody in that exact
same vote to become a flight attendant because it was
her quote dream. She loves it. In fact, this past

(20:36):
weekend she had a layover and hit up my wife
and said, hey, I'm going to be in town for
a few hours once't you come up and you know,
meet me for lunch, and you know, just talking to
her and she's she's like in like her mid to
late fifties, and she loves it. It's like a second
It's just it was a second career.

Speaker 10 (20:54):
And wouldn't she get paid more because she also a
nurse and that's a pretty not a I.

Speaker 9 (20:59):
Don't think they paid or like that anything to do
with it. I have a well, a former friend who
it was her lifelong dream to be a flight attendant.
So she finally made the dream come true, ended up
having an affair with the pilot and then got a
divorce and is now with the pilot.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, oh you know what, you got a whole new life. Yeah,
you left that old life behind. God bless Yeah, because
you do hear about that. Yeah, it's a lot of
time together, a lot of hotels. Right now the.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Eight seven four Woody, your Woody shoe shoe and we'd get.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Thank you for being here giving us some of your
valuable time this morning. My name is Woody, that's Greg Gory.
We got Gina grad SeaBASS is here, and we got Sammy.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Good morning to you.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Menace Hi, our social media director, found us. Follow us
on social media at the show. Morgan's here taking your calls.
Eight seven seven forty four Woody text over to two
to nine eighty seven. Vaughn, our video producer, Good morning Vaughn.

Speaker 6 (22:07):
What's up everybody?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
So back when Warp.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Tour just happened recently, Vaughn went and I didn't realize
that he did this, But then he said, like, oh yeah,
by the way, I did. Uh.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I did some interviews.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I saw you posted a couple on on your social media,
but I didn't realize that you collected audio for a
round of wood He show Family.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Feud Warf Tour Edition.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
So my apologies. We would have gotten to this sooner.
No worries at all all right, so we have what
do you show Family Feud the way it works? Instead
of talking to one hundred people the way they do
on the different episodes of Family Feud, the survey questions,
it's just one question talking to one person, and then
we had to try to figure out if we can
get Now I'm assuming there's no prize for us.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
You have a prize for us on this or yeah,
breakfast is customary.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
We have coming in soon. But I do have an
interview with feel calling from Deflopper coming up soon, so
I can bring him in.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
If you guys like none of what? That's not a prize,
I don't want to say it.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
If we get to if we get two points in
this rounded family Feud, typically there's a prize of some
kind I'll bring in. So you bring in Phil from
Death Leopard's Pride of the Basis from.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Journey, Yeah, or bring me I'm not here while that happens. Oh,
I love Death Leppard.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
Can you bring in another soup potato pie?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (23:26):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Okay, sweet potato pot potato? Al Right, here we go,
all right, will you show Family Feud now again? Each
person will have a chance to.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
Guess, all right, but they can insert, they can cut
that survey. They can ask their family of course, of course,
of course.

Speaker 9 (23:47):
I wish in real life I could do these surveys
for family feud. I would love to do that.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
You know, nothing.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
They can hit me up if they need survey answers. Yeah, okay,
Now who is the who is the first band?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
All right? So the first band legendary? Three oh three?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Nice? Is that the band that has Cake by the Ocean? No, No,
that's who am I thinking of.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
That's like one of the Jones brothers, kill the Ocean?
Now three o three's the.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Uh and I don't trust trust?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (24:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're d n C d n C. Yeah,
I think he has three oh three. But it's hard
to call somebody legendary. I for like, uh place, I
just couldn't place their song that they're huge.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, okay, all right, so uh yere he is? This
is uh vought? Now who gets the question this time around?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh? Let me see, let's go with what are you
actually start off with?

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
All right?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
What is the what is the first question?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
The first question? Name something a band does to kill time?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
All right?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Name something a band does to kill time?

Speaker 6 (24:55):
I mean obviously this decade, are they still like doing drugs?

Speaker 8 (24:59):
You know what I see like baseball players. I even
started with the gathering the juggalos. People play Pokemon cards
like a grown I do.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
I've seen it in locker baseball locker rooms used to
be Ted Williams and Gronass men's focusars and drinking whiskey.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
I think you're gonna say poker pokey.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, yeah, I'm with great video game.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
I mean walking around back there a lot a lot
of them play video games.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
I was thinking, yeah, I was thinking video games that
used to lick weights.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Cool, all right, let's.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Let's go with video yeah, video games. All right? Uh,
let's find out name something a band does to kill time?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Something a band does to kill time?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
J off?

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Oh uh.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Jump jump off, jump off with each other. See how
high they can jump?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
There you go, circle jump you know yeah, circle jump,
circle jump, circle up, circle jup?

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Wow each other in the circle jump with three or three.
That's pretty fun.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
You were into that. It's like a circle jump, So
Joe and Off I would have accepted whacking it also.
All right, well we didn't. We didn't get that one. Okay.
It's a very very goofy guys. And this is still
with with three oh three. Al Right, who gets the
next question?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
All right, next question, we'll go to Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yes, all right, Greg Gory, Uh, what do you got?
All right?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
What is a band's weirdest tour writer request?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Limitless answer?

Speaker 6 (26:27):
What would be for them?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
For them?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
The weirdest rider request? All right?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Out that the joke's gonna be something about eminem green, eminem.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Ice below the floorboards loob loo.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, we've heard these guys are a little bit wacky. Yeah,
they like to go. I mean we three oh three,
I wouldn't assuming be this way, but like, uh, nobody
like looking at them. I remember like Marilyn Manson didn't
even want anybody walking by his dressing room door. Like
like they had to re route people backstage working and
doing things. Even if pop who were back backstage working

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weren't allowed to walk by his door.

Speaker 7 (27:04):
If the door was closed.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Even if it was closed, you could not go, So
they re routed everybody around it. This is when we
were at B F D in Dallas, Like, nobody will
had to walk by his door.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
It was pretty quiet over there.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
He's a big F and D.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
In the writer for some.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Reason, I'm thinking.

Speaker 11 (27:27):
This group.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yes, yeah, all right, here we go. Question number two, what's.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
A band's weirdest tour writer request?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Vomit tasting slushies. Vomit tasting slushes We're never going to get.

Speaker 10 (27:38):
As No sweet potato pie for anybody.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Let's move on from three. Ok the legendary three legendarily unfunny. Yeah,
the Woody Show.

Speaker 13 (27:49):
We'll be right there.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
We'll go to a different band. What's the next band?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
All right, let's go into the more legendary against.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Love Rise Against. They've done Woodies Show events, They've they've
played one of our parties, were right?

Speaker 6 (28:09):
Schedule a personable Yeah about that, very very cool guy?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
All right, who gets the next question?

Speaker 6 (28:15):
All right, this one's going to sea bass.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
All right. Name something you would find on your van
or two of us?

Speaker 10 (28:22):
Okay, but for them to get my vans that I've
lived in. But now we might want to go back to,
like video gaming systems that.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
You would find or would like to find. Would that's
the thing I would find? Beds?

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Gonna go with you know what, I'm gonna go with
a pea bottle like some kind of Oh, you know,
like either septical, like a like a gallon jug or
a bottle that that you pee in, because that's if
you're a young band. You're not you're not stying a
bunch of people. You can't stop every time some sp
your man people like that? All right, answer, all right,

(28:57):
let's find out. Are we ever going to get a point?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
What do you show? Family Feud Warped tour edition. This
is a rise against.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Name something we'll find on your van or tour bus.
Our tour manager had to blow up pedal board inflatable
pedal board.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Yeah, that was on our tour bus. I guess how
many times he used it?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Zero?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Zero times? Yeah, what the hell would you do with
the well?

Speaker 6 (29:23):
In case you wanted in a date, wanted to go
down to the pond.

Speaker 9 (29:25):
Yeah, the prize could have been a billion dollars. You
could have just said, you guys get a billion.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah we didn't. But he did ask rise against a
couple of other questions, like, how do you guys relax
after a show?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
How do you all bring guitar sists in your own lives?
Would let's go down and the show was over?

Speaker 14 (29:43):
Honestly, I think we all kind of go to our
bunks and watch whatever shows we're into. At the moment,
you can kind of you know, tune everybody else out.
Don't answer text from your wife.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah, you decompressed. There's a lot of comedy films happening back.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Say, you gotta listen up. You know we're we're a
serious band.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
We take ourself seriously.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
But like and then you get off stage, you want
to get away from it all.

Speaker 14 (30:04):
I will say the other day, when somebody put on
the Blues, I think you put it on the Blues
Brothers backstage and that's all that matters. Like anyone else
that came in was like, we didn't want to talk.
We didn't want to talk about sell anything. It was
just like we just wanted to watch that. And that's
especial moment you get to share it, you know.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Us four bombabeat Guy Bombab.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
It's nice. That's rise against. Who else did you talk to?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I talked to Kenny Hoopla. Kenny, I'm vom b iHeart
Readio the Woodie Show. We are here at Warped Tour
twenty twenty five. I am here with Kenny Hoopla. How's
it going, brother?

Speaker 15 (30:39):
You're really good at your job at that am I
supposed to follow up.

Speaker 16 (30:43):
Just so you know.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
My first time seeing you live was that when we
were young Feest twenty twenty three, you closed down one
of the stages. I ran from the Green Day stage
to see you specifically. They're so real because I was like,
I'm cooked. I've seen they put me against Green Day.
I'm like, bro, I want to see Green Day.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I forgot about Kenny Hoopla use a song all the time, Yeah,
but no, I'm like, uh, I can't remember the name.
There's two songs from Kenny Hoopla.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
They'll look at me, dude, I don't know the name.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Remember recipes I'm buried by Yes, yeah, that's a yeah, that's.

Speaker 14 (31:19):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
I love this song though.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Break Energy live now.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
He is not he's not older like the when we
were young groups like.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
He's good.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
He's like thirty babies about Yeah, so he's a younger
thought the guy from block Party is it no stopped
block Party. It's a good call. All right?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
So what do you show family feud with Kenny Hoopla?
And what is the question who's it going to?

Speaker 6 (31:44):
This question is going to Sammy?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Sammy?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
All right, right? What is one thing a band may
forget to pack before going on tour.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Their inflatable battle board, chargers, brush, I mean something band related,
and I hope it.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
From personal experience.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
I would say passports.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
So that's like your manager should be on your ass
about that.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Yeah, well my manager wasn't. Yeah, Sammy.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Have his wife flied out to him.

Speaker 16 (32:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (32:18):
I think it's gonna be something pretty basic that we
would all forget.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
It's like toothbrush is a good answer, strongly about that. Yeah,
do you okay too?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I mean you're going on tours? Maybe rubbers, Yeah, groupies
and stuff?

Speaker 6 (32:30):
You know nice?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, what I mean, wells those?

Speaker 6 (32:36):
I say, yeah, toothbrush or passport I'll brush?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Good answer.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Let's say toothbrush with Kenny Hoopla. Will we get on
the board with an answer.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
I don't know what's the one thing a band might
forget or you might forget to pack before you go
on tour.

Speaker 15 (32:53):
Maybe sunglasses. I forgot my sunglasses. Today feels so naked.
I always have my son losses and everybody here, of
course they're all wearing black. I forgot my sunglasses and
and it sucks, and I can't hide from people, and
everyone's looking me super dead in my eye?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
How you went way too deep into that.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Wow crisis about Sunglass he saves all the energy for
the stage.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
We were on the right track, though, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
We were. I think that counts. Let's do uh, let's
do one more. Who else did you talk to?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
All right? I also talked to Lolo. She's a newer
artist here in the ault scene.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
The Devil Wears Converse is the name of.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Her newest song.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, the newest song.

Speaker 12 (33:40):
This is.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
On his head.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
It sounds like country like this any music, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
It's very cost.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Brick energy fucker.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
All right, Well, who is this question going to Vaughan?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
This one will go to menace?

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Menace? All right?

Speaker 6 (34:06):
All right?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
What's something a fan may yell at you during the show?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Can Yeah, yeah, that's true of female artists.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
She I'll give it.

Speaker 8 (34:20):
Look looks wise, she's very much an Avril Levine. Look
cross between her and.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Could stop singing.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
I think something like I love you.

Speaker 13 (34:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I mean I'm biased because I was just at the
Juggalo Festival.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Show me your be hole. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
That is. I don't know that she's played that.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah, yeah, we didn't hear anything beforehand, so I can't
get a vibe of her personality.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
So I'm just gonna say, yeah, show.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Me your cans and that it says good suggestion.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Everyone should yell yea menace. Let's find out what do
you show family feud?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
What's something a fan might yell at you during the show.

Speaker 16 (35:04):
Dumb bitch?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Of course you can't.

Speaker 16 (35:07):
I like call myself that in the song, and people
always call me that. But like we we we put
power into it, you know what I mean, Like it's
we make it endearing, an enduring term.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Heart Your fan base called themselves, was it dumbitches?

Speaker 16 (35:17):
Yeah, we used to be so we used to be
the dumb bitches and recently we're in now the low lives,
low life dumb bitches.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
You can kind of like, you know, just combine it,
you know how you.

Speaker 10 (35:27):
Knew it was a different era. Back when I was
in college the first time my the professor I love
more than anyone. His term of endearment for me was
dumb bitch.

Speaker 7 (35:34):
Oh, I love.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Everybody remembers their favorite teacher's favorite professor.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
You asked me something that was about like a pe
getting thrown or something like that.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I am here with Lolo.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
Hello, how's it going.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
It's going amazing. How are you filling this warped tour experience?

Speaker 7 (35:52):
I'm feeling amazing.

Speaker 16 (35:52):
I just got off stage and it went really, really well,
and this is my first warp tour.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
What were your expectations coming here?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well?

Speaker 16 (35:59):
I was really scared someone is gonna throw a water
bottle of p at me, because I heard that happens
when there's acts that are more pop like myself.

Speaker 7 (36:06):
But that didn't happen.

Speaker 16 (36:07):
And I was also scared that no one would come
to my set, and it was like a sea of people.
So so far ten out of ten exceeding expectations.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
No p on me.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Okay, see that sounds like the juggle. That's how you
know to success.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Yeah, I mean they they've gone poop, not a lie.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Well, uh, you know, thanks pretty extra credit, Vaughn. Of
course they're collecting some audio while you were there for
around this Woodies show family, if you wouldn't zero points, yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Maybe next time. It is the stupidest thing I've ever
heard the Woody.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
All right, tell me what you think of this idea.
You know, all these people are trying to do things
to get workers back in the.

Speaker 9 (36:49):
Office, sure, which is strange to me. Still, what's that
that you have to try to lure your employees back
to their jobs? Well, I mean the argument is that
you can do it from home. You could, but you know,
we've heard about companies that got a race car and
the lobby. Maybe that's a dumb thing. Yeah, we're going
to have nap pods.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
What if we do to get the kids back? I
would mean I would enjoy having some of these things around.
It wouldn't be I. It wouldn't be bait like. It
wouldn't be like if I wasn't into company in the office,
having a race car in the lobby, wouldn't do it?
Maybe drive the race car, take a photo with it
one time, Yeah, but like, okay, every day you got

(37:31):
to race it. Well, I really did enjoy the comedians
of working at home. But now there's this race car
in the lobby and so displaying every Fortune magazine did
this whole story on this trend. There's no shoes allowed trend,
not even shoes optional, no shoes allowed. So more companies
are making employees leave their shoes at the door. I
think hate that this has been going on. I guess

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in Silicon Valley. There's just a lot of the tech
companies that have done this, try to whatever it's supposed
to create, less stress, more comfort, a boost in creativity,
for a more relaxed and collaborative work environment.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yes, I'm more grounded.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I'm more grounded.

Speaker 14 (38:09):
No.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
We had an artist that would show up to our
raio station quite often barefoot because he felt like, oh, I.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Really had to have I actually love this.

Speaker 7 (38:18):
I used to never wear shoes.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Oh we heard because dumbass Tyler was, you know, the
one who found the story. And then you know, he
was talking to Bort about it. When Ort walked in
today and and your name came up. I think Borts
and one that because I didn't realize you're you were
walking around here barefoot?

Speaker 17 (38:36):
Yeah when I first started Yeah, when I first started
working here, I really was trying to be good and
keep my shoes on at this job. And it drove
me insane keeping my.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
Shoes on all day.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
And I wouldn't think about it, and I just wanted to,
you know.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Like you're wearing heels or something that you were wearing,
like ten shoes, sneakers, whatever, you would you wear socks.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
Or bare feet.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
I was bare feet.

Speaker 7 (38:55):
I would always bear feet.

Speaker 17 (38:56):
I mean from the time I started working at eighteen
years old, I was barefoot into my thirties.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
What's uncomfortable about like a good pair of sneakers.

Speaker 15 (39:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I comfortable, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 17 (39:06):
I feel confined and like I would wear ugs and
I just kick him off. I wear sandals and kick
them off, and I just found it much easier to
just run around barefoot.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
I mean, never wear them because you know Greg, but well, yeah,
but they look comfortable. They too, they're very hot.

Speaker 9 (39:18):
My question is if it drives you crazy, what's keeping
you from being barefoot? None of us would care. I do,
I wouldn't care.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
I don't.

Speaker 17 (39:25):
I mean I did bring this up when I was
first here, and I thought the consensus was that, I
mean my bare feet.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
I mean they don't stink.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
I mean, Sammy washed.

Speaker 7 (39:37):
I took them off a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
It's just weird. I don't care off.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
I like I like this quirk.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I used to. I used to work with a guy
and he would walk around the station barefoot. But he
would even go into the bathroom barefoot, and that grossed
a lot of people.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
Allow is gross.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
So he'd be walking out of the bathroom and you'd
see him and you go, oh, hey man, and like
barefoot in the back, and you know how there's always
like just an ocean of pea under the urine room
and like you're standing in that disgusting discussed any of
the article says quote. With burnout rising and workers putting
well being ahead of pay, small changes like going shoeless

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are gaining traction some offices that rules clean socks only
shoes and kitchens and bathrooms. But the report but report calmer,
more focused teams as a result for neurodivisive employees, there
we go. That's the word that you were to say
that you divergent, neuro device, the diverse. I'm sorry, neuro diversive,

(40:35):
that's the newest.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
Sometimes they're like neurospicy.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Skipping shoes can also ease sensory stress and improve concentration.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Obviously not everybody's on board, but I support this. You know,
I worked at one of these type of places, and
you know, we had the napping area. It was called
the nest. My god, what place was this?

Speaker 6 (41:00):
Stitcher?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
It was the podcast company. Yeah, and uh endless food
which ruled. And then every Friday, we would get you know,
our food. Uh, like an employee can pick the food
for the day, and they were my my co coworkers
are so mad when I picked chicken and waffles to
my food because it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Like yeah where they're games and stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Sometimes sometimes they're just like they would just say, oh, hey, guys,
guess what we have like tour buses outside. We're not
working today, and then we would go to we would
just go to We're gonna go all get drunk and
play croquet and we're gonna go to like the trampoline
place or something like they would. Surprise funny is that
you never hear, you know, very rarely these startups that are.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Burning money and yet like they're all going it's going drunk,
croquet playing, you know, like nobody is really doing anything.
It's hard, it's hard to make an argument for it's no.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
I mean, people are working every day, and because the
argument is they would make it so fun that you
wouldn't want to leave, So people would work way longer
than an actual like work there.

Speaker 10 (42:11):
And if I was like really tired or hungover something
and be like I just want to get in do
my job and leave and they're.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
Like, everybody stop working working with the trampline parts.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
I mean, you were forced to do it, Like the
whole work from home thing. It doesn't it doesn't affect me.
So it's one of those things. Doesn't affect me, don't care.
But at the same time, I understand if your employer
says we want you or required to come back in
the office, well then you have a choice at that point.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Yeah, it's everybody's decision.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Go back to the office if you like your job,
or quit.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
That's what I was saying. Yeah, they're under no obligation.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
To accommodate your work from home desires.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
I find it so strange that employers are struggling to
get their employees to go. I find it weird that
they have to or feel the need to have to
beg It's like a parent negotiating with your child, Like, no,
you're the parent, that you're the employer. Yeah, you know
they're not doing you a favor per se, like you
are paying them for this work, which you hear, are
the rules right, and so if that's what they need

(43:09):
and you're okay with it and you like your job,
well then fine, like just go do it and if
that's a deal break. If it don't, we're playing in
our threatened to sue the company or try to say
that they should be a no, like that's just not
how they work.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
You need a better fit.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah, so again it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
We during COVID when they shut the building down, we
did two shows from home and it sucked. It was terrible.
There was just too much, like from a technical standpoint,
and everybody had to be dialed in and everybody's internet
had to stay like because we're all in different locations,
everybody's internet had to stay at a certain you know, uh,

(43:48):
you know quality because they drop out this and that
had to Oh we lost Greg, Okay, well we can redo.
We could redo that thing or everybody. Yeah, man, And
so I remember where I called the guy who was
running the station at the time. I said, hey, man,
I said, so walk me through. Is if I show
up to the building, are the doors locked, like I

(44:09):
can't get in? They go, No, They're they're open.

Speaker 18 (44:12):
I go.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
So I could walk in and I could just if
I wanted to, if you know, if I just said
I'm coming in and I'm going to do the show
from the station, like no, but we recommend I go,
all right, I'm in tomorrow. He's like, all right, I
told them. I remember I called everybody on the show.
I go, hey, man, I can't do this from home anymore.
If y'all want to be at home, that's fine. I'm

(44:32):
going in because I need I need my because we
had the building to ourselves, we really did not this station. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yeah, so I'm just determined that.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
And also like, I can't imagine just being at my
house all day, every day, never leaving, you know, because
you're working out of there, And then like, yeah, I
need I need that change of scenery, as brief as
that is. You know, so working from home, which is
not for me, yeah, but if it's for you, you
just got to find a place that allows it, that
allows it, right, and don't be a little.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Bitch and baby about it.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
If they tell you how to come back in the work,
and they shouldn't have to put a goddamn race car
in their lobby to get to come in.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
If they do, that's very nice.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah, that's very nice.

Speaker 9 (45:15):
Extra, But when it comes to something as simple as
not wearing shoes, if you're passionate about it, take your
shoes off, like Sammy.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
If it drives you quote.

Speaker 10 (45:22):
Crazy to they're doubling down a lot of people asking
for pictures.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
It just hit me why she stopped doing it, because
we had coworkers at one point who were very anti
anti and would make a big stink about it, no
pun intended, and so and so she's she stopped doing it,
but just to not make way could do like a
broad burning take your shoes and burn.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Over if you take.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
It's another new hour being Sensitivity Training for a politically
correct World. Tuesday Morning, August the twenties six, twenty twenty five,
Greg Gory, We got menaces here.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Sea Bask, Good morning to you.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah, we've got Sammy Morgan is here.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
How's how's it going in there?

Speaker 7 (46:12):
Oh you're talking about my training that I'm supposed to
be doing for you. Yeah, like just finished your training
from twenty twenty two.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Oh so there's all this like employee training that they
send you. It's like all the stuff that all the
different classes we get it every I feel every week
there's like there's a new one and I've ignored them
for years and I all think I've I might have
done one since I've worked here. Yeah, but I usually
get like, you know, when Randy was here, i'd pay

(46:39):
Randy a couple of bucks or somebody who works, you
know here on the show, Like, I'll give you a
few bucks. Okay, Well, we just sip through these stupid
videos and fill out the stupid quizzes and so yeah,
I just did one from twenty twenty two.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Yeah, how many more are left?

Speaker 7 (46:53):
Oh god, I think there's like five more, six five
or six working on workplace violence prevention right now?

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Okay, yeah, sure, it doesn't happen. I think as long
as Bort took that one, I think we're all going
to be okay. I think we'll be okay. Yeah, well,
thank you for doing See this is what will Morgan
do for for money? Right? The next move is can
you get her to do your in person middle year
review thing? Yeah, which, by the way, I started this
year for no reason whatsoever. Yeah, did I tell you

(47:23):
what I did for that? I used I used chat GPT.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. So SeaBASS is right, worked
here eleven plus years. We've never had a mid year
review thing. It was the thing that got sent to us.
We had to fill it out by a certain date.
I got a thing from like the corporate HR office
saying like, hey, you know this was due this past friday.

Speaker 6 (47:42):
I go, I know, who is dumb?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah, ratings come out every week and if they're not
good or good.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Enough, the review, Yeah that's the review.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
But then they'll have us leave.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Our manager has our info and they talk to us
all the time if they want to.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah. So anyway, so they're like, well, needs to be
filled out, blah blah blah blah blah, And I go,
all right, whatever, So like, hmm, giving it, no, I'll
I'll give you the prompt. So I put it into
chat GPD. By the way, it gives you, how do
you want to rate yourself? Like on a one to five? Yeah,
and so like I always set, I consistently set the
standard of excellence on everything. So I selected that for

(48:20):
all the stuff. And I, uh so this is why
I put this the prompt. I have to answer this
BS Company survey give me answers to the following questions.
First one was what moments am I proud of where
I upheld and lived company core values. I didn't say
what company I worked for. I didn't say what I
do for a living. I didn't say anything. I gave
it no frame of reference out and here's what it

(48:41):
came up with. I can, and this is what I
put into the survey and submitted to HR people. I
consistently collaborated cross functionality on projects, ensuring transparency and clear communications,
upholding our value of teamwork. During a high pressure deadline,
I stayed solution oriented, team prioritized, reflecting our commitment to
accountability and resilience. Well. I flagged a potential compliance issue early,

(49:06):
even though it's slowed progress, because doing the right thing
aligned with our value of integrity. I supported a colleague's
growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them informally contributing to
our value of continuous learning and development. When you are
a hero, our value and so I just copied and
pasted it right into the thing submit next. Next question,

(49:28):
how do I balance urgency with quality? Question? I start
by clearly understanding the priorities and impact of the work.
What truly needs to be done quickly versus what requires
more depth. I break projects into smaller manageable parts, allowing
me to deliver value early while still improving quality. And
when timelines are tight, I communicate trade offs transparently, so

(49:49):
stakeholders understand the risks and can help align on what's
good enough versus what needs to be perfect.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
Well, it's important when your stakeholders understand.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I also rely on tools, checklists or peer reviews to
maintain a baseline of quality, even under pressure. I thought
that was a very good answer by me. You did
real good.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yeah, so I submit. And so now now we all
have to have these, uh these meetings. I think you
had one yesterday. And to be honest, I didn't even
know we had to fill out those boxes.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
I didn't write anything.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
I think it was like, yeah, I just did excellence
on everything, the best. Yeah, I mean she didn't agree
with all of them. So what happens in the meeting?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Give us?

Speaker 3 (50:31):
We just went over every single question. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
It was super quick, like.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
She knows better. She knows that we don't respect or
care about this. What's the point, by the way, she
doesn't either. Yeah, we we just send it up talking
about other stuff. Yes, our program director she's got to
go through the motions too. They think it's silly. This
results in nothing. By the way, if I'm.

Speaker 8 (50:52):
Her boss, I fire whoever came up with this, this
whole thing, because this is a waste. It makes me
hate the company even more before you are your survey
is bringing down my morale. I might cross section cross headality,
wasting your time trans functionality sucks because you're giving me

(51:14):
nonsense to do.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, when we work, I have actual work to do.

Speaker 10 (51:17):
And also, but given what Sea Bess said, can we
request a video of Sea.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
Bass doing his mid year review because I'd like to
see that.

Speaker 8 (51:26):
Well, I'm trying to schedule my way out of it somehow.
Oh no, because she hit me up by text and
with I'm like, I legitimately have a conflict with the
time she wants, and I gave her another time.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
She did not reply to that, so hopefully it might
just go away. She's under an obligation she's got me
with each individual person. I tried to get out of it,
and I haven't done an employee training thing in since
twenty twenty two, and you're still here, and in fact,
I still have done the Morgan's doing it. But like
then I have to have the same stupid meeting so
they can go over these nonsense flanswers less so quick.

Speaker 8 (51:59):
The last time I had any kind of like review
of this sort was as a dishwasher in a retirement home.
And here's the thing, does it like the dishwasher reviewed
for some reason? Did that did that come with a raise?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Like if you okay? Because that's the thing here too,
Like this is what a lot of the employees are
complaining about. Like you're taking all this time, you're filling
all this stuff stuff out, and it's not like it's
going to result in anybody getting any kind of rais
nobody's getting a raise?

Speaker 6 (52:32):
What's the point. What's the point if you get all
five stars on everything?

Speaker 3 (52:34):
So you guys get five stars. That's the other thing.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
So and this is not this is not exclusive to
what the company here is doing. I remember this from
years ago where there were some areas, not all. There
were like two areas where I really excelled, you know,
and so I thought I deserved a five, and they go, well,
we're not allowed to give any fives, like even though
that was the option that because you still need something

(52:59):
to strive for. I'm like, but how can you strive
for something that's unattainable? They're using the that's the kind
of psychology I use with women.

Speaker 13 (53:06):
I never.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
You don't heat praise on them. You want to keep
them hungry and keep them working hard for but so like,
but if you can never. It'd be one thing if
they could achieve the five right like congrabs like it
could be done. But the fact that there is a
hard set rule that says you cannot be given a five, Yeah,
that's what the point?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
What's to strive for about it?

Speaker 6 (53:24):
If you're not striving for any of this, don't tell
them that, which I'm not.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Again, the ratings come out every week. That's that's what
I look at and what I'm trying.

Speaker 18 (53:32):
You remind me.

Speaker 10 (53:32):
I used to work for another wing of the company
and when we were doing this, my boss loved me,
and she's like, but I can't give you all five,
so what can we give you downgrade? And she looked
around my office and she said, out of five, I'm
giving you a two.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
In workplace safety And.

Speaker 10 (53:46):
I go why she goes, because look at this crap everywhere?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
How would you get out of here at a fire?
And she was generous.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
That was that was fair. On that slab, I had shoes, slippers.

Speaker 6 (54:02):
It was like a closet for me.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Yea, we just had employee reviews. I just put I'm amazing, awesome,
I'm the best, and my boss saw it and changed
it for me. But something similar but formal.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Five six two companies.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
You're just wasting credits.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
You're making people not like you.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Yeah, Like what's the goal?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Like whatever you do? Are you a salesperson? Okay, well,
I'm sure there's a budget set for what do you
bring it in? What kind of revenue needs to be
brought in as a team, maybe even individually. Are you
hitting those goals? Are you actually doing your work? Like
you know, if you're that person who's just kind of
phoning it in and just doing what they call it
quite que, like we're just doing barely enough to not

(54:40):
get fired. Right, Like, just if you've kept your job,
I think you're doing okay. If you're being shown the door,
then you know what, Maybe you lack in some areas.
But then again, if you're being shown the door, I'm
pretty sure at some point the management that people involved
have told you where maybe you're off and where you

(55:00):
can improve, so it.

Speaker 8 (55:02):
Doesn't get to that point. Well, this is probably part
of that. This is so that if you do something
does come up they can say, look, she got it
to an office clean knew this is a problem. We
knew that pictures the fire has.

Speaker 10 (55:12):
You know that there's a new term after quiet quitting.
There's a new one called quiet cracking.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
That's the new one.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
It's quiet cracking.

Speaker 10 (55:19):
Yard about the workplace trend where employees feeling stuck, undervalued,
and disengaged due to factors like lack of career growth
experience a gradual decline in their psychological well being.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
It's funny because I just it. I just had something
that I just saw, it says signs quiet firing. Quiet. Yeah.
While you may not have heard of quiet firing, it's
actually pretty common. According to a new survey, more than
one thousand US managers, fifty three percent of employers admit

(55:50):
to using quiet firing strategies. In nearly half of twenty
thousand people surveyed on LinkedIn had seen it in the
workplace or went through it themselves. It's the easy way
out for employers since they can avoid the expense of
severance packages and legal risk. So here are some clear
signs of quiet firing that are most common, according to

(56:12):
HR and career experts. Being excluded from meetings, like if
you suddenly not invited to meetings that you're once a
part of, shifting responsibilities, sudden changes in your workload, whether
they're piling it on with unrealistic goals or sticking you
with just meaningless projects, so.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
Just keeping you like there's no way to win.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah. Uh. Support decreases, so they may pull back on support.
Just feel like a loan or abandon or whatever. Tuffled
hand with the workload and just nobody's there to you know,
help you. Development stops, you know, like you know, you're
passed over for promotion or raises for no real reason.
They're not giving you any chance.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
To do the.

Speaker 6 (56:54):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
And then policy driven quiet firing, so employees being required
to return to the office can be a form of
quiet firing, as some employers expect some workers to decide
to leave the company instead. Oh yeah, we've heard about that.
I'm not coming back. Yeah, And you go, all right, well,
I'm sorry, but that's the policy and that's their way.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Of getting rid of it.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Then you're never coming back, yeah, which is fine because
you didn't want to come back into the office anyway.
They wanted you back in the office. And the same
thing goes with you know, personal relationships, it does with
professional relationships. When somebody's telling you clearly that they don't
want you, why are you fighting? Yeah? Go, I mean
I know it's got to you got to find somebody
else to hire you. And you know it's it's how

(57:34):
you keep a keep a roof over your head and
keep food. But yeah, but you know, go work for
somebody who appreciates you.

Speaker 10 (57:40):
Well, like you said, like they could be happy like
a friend or a relationship, like if you're being excluded
from a friend group like.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Screen you guys like a new friends. Yeah, you're not
gonna fight to be hanging around these duds.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
I think five or five. I hate the question where
do you see yourself in five years? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (57:53):
Hopefully more meaning like that's kind of up to you.
That's my life.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
No more than forty eight hours in advance. I can't
think of anything outside the next forty eight hours. I
got to compartmentalize and prioritize. Yeah, she'll talk to me
about five years. Please, how about two days from now?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Don't be here, be here? I think, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah? Eight seven, seven, forty four, Woodie, you can hit
us up with a text, over to two two nine
eight seven.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Sea Bass has something for Greg. Oh, thank you, but
we're going well not not what you want?

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Oh really present? Yeah, okay, but Sea Bass has something
for Greg. We'll get to that coming up next here
on The Woody Show. Stop Kissing and Snuggling Turtles.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Well, I think that's I think. Yeah, you could have
got Salmon Miller's Who Sucks Now.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Show The Woody Show, Sea Bass. Is it a question
for Greg or?

Speaker 18 (58:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Yes, okay, some gay advice? Oh, gay advice? I think
I'll say this Greg. Thing Greg has taught me is
that gay men are at the absolute pinnacle of interior
design orderliness, like I mean all in general, yea, not all.

Speaker 9 (59:11):
I think there's two categories. There's the obsessed ones that
love decor and cleanliness and style and whatnot. Then the
other ones are like college aged women where they're just
total slobs, right.

Speaker 6 (59:27):
The orderly one the taste makers.

Speaker 8 (59:30):
You know, And as I've experienced observed Greg over the
past decade, I've learned through analysis that they are correct.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Their taste is correct, right.

Speaker 9 (59:39):
And that was a term used in the show Shit's
Creek where he David Rose wanted to choose somebody's outfit
and choose what was going on. He said they were
doing a party, and he said, no, we can't do
it this way. We have to do it my way
because it's just correct an opinion organization.

Speaker 8 (59:57):
Yeah again, this is not yeah, this is and I'm
not talking about Billy Porter wh address at the OSCARS.
I'm talking about interior design party planning functionalities.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
They're just the best. And that's the number one kind
of group you want buying a house in your neighborhood.
And so you need some gay ice and it involves
something in the office, and it's very simple. Quite frankly,
I'm not I don't have an answer. I feel like
i'm over I'm using, like, you know, a twenty thousand
dollars power tool to do something that a hammer could do.
But so in our little kitchenettes, especially this big one

(01:00:24):
over here behind us that has the wash, the dishwasher
and the illegal office of it and all kind of
stuff in there. At some point the folks who I
manage this office got it in their head that we
don't need to be using the cupboards and the drawers
for things like plates, cups, utensils, napkins, et cetera, et cetera.
Those can just be all willy nilly out on the counter.

Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
Oh, not only can they be, but they should be
sick now. So every morning they just take, oh, there's
a stack of paper plates, toss those on the counter.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
And what are they using the cabinets for? That's my question.
There's a bazillion cabinets back there exactly, like, so they're
not using them for something else?

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
And then that's an industrial sized kitchen.

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
Is that where like the raccoons live.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
It's if it was a house, that would be the
size of the kitchen, right, regular kitchen.

Speaker 8 (01:01:11):
But it's intentional, like I'll every so every day. When
I then they started doing this a little while ago,
I would take I was like, oh, we have drawers
that are overflowing with plastic cutlery and such. And I
would take what they put out on the counter and
dump it in the drawers where it goes. Same thing
with the plates and the napkins and so on and
so forth.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Somebody, you from Greg here, like what it was Greg
to do about this is is to validate my opinion
and my actions.

Speaker 9 (01:01:35):
I thousand percent agree with you. There's a place for everything,
and everything has a place, and everything has a place,
and even at my home, I don't leave utilitarian things
out like a toaster that to me does not belong
on a counter, that belongs in a cupboard, the pressure cooker,
the you know, uh whatever you have airfrar that goes away,

(01:01:58):
and even garbage cants shouldn't be sitting out.

Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
Those should be Well, that's my next move because we
recently got as we've discovered, or we discussed, we recently
got those little green compost bins. Those are going gangbusters.
They have plastic, never been used once. I need to
decide what my next move and how I'm going to
discreetly dispose of those.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Just take them, Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Nobody's going
to know, nobody using them.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Yeah, but what's your idea to rectify this situation with
the forks?

Speaker 9 (01:02:24):
Well, and then at the place in the new and
the problem is in general here at work, people turn
into utter animals, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Agreed, just utter animals.

Speaker 8 (01:02:33):
So then it's what I started doing is I think
I may have broken them in their fork habit because
they had a little uh like just like holder. They
would just refill every day to the point it was
overflowing and quite and just unsightly, so dumb that for
you know, a couple of dump it, dump it for
a month probably eventually that went the trash.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Then they then they went to cups the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Right above, sitting above the drawer that they should beside
the drawer there is even a holder for them. Right.

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
Well, unfortunately, this this kitchen att it's so large and
we've gotten we've had that's the place where like when
we have a corporate office stuff that it collects. I dumped,
oh got a full pound of parmesan flakes the other day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
You know, maybe you should do much like they do,
like on those HG TV shows, you bring in the
expert to rock the block. Right, so you can bring
down there, we can video it and the whole thing,
and we can watch Greg's remodel or reorganization of this
breakroom to see how he would gregify it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:32):
There's another speaking of appliances, like you're saying, Greg, there's
a certain loser. That's a that's a harsh word. He means, well,
there's a guy who bought a second illegal office Mike
toaster oven for no reason because we already have a
perfectly good one and that just that just sits willy
nilly on the counter, unplugged, just just taking up space.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Okay, well maybe we.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Have Greg Greg Ifi, we'll bring We're bring him into
the rock block.

Speaker 9 (01:03:53):
Right, I'm gonna need like an hour of prep kind
of survey the situation, par and makeup.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Also, Greg, direct your attention to the Woody Show Instagram.
I know how much you liked the first round of it,
so it's rate my reno Part two. We have another
listener who sent us a picture of there before and
after renovation they did at their house, and we invite you,
the Woody Show listener, to check out our instagram at
the Woody Show. This is from our listener. Matt hit

(01:04:21):
us up and he said, longtime listener, would like you
all to rate my reno. We tiled the floor, new
vanity mirror light FI. The vanny of the mirror was
a steal for three hundred and fifty dollars total. Damn
from someone who returned to two minards. Rate this renovation
on a scale of one to ten.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Please.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Yeah, Well we'll get Greg's official position on this.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
On this rehnto, he's really drinking in it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
I could see he's really putting some done into this. Okay, yeah,
I have a thought.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
It's next on The Woody Show weeks.

Speaker 13 (01:05:02):
You remember that Stormy the way she flies treat so

(01:05:51):
the Stormy skyes.

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
SI s S.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Show, What show? Get this email from our listener, Matt.
I'm sure we have many Matts, but one of our
listeners named Matt, one of our maths. Hey, Woodsy Show,
longtime listener, would like you to rate my reno. We
tiled the floor, new vanity, mirror and light Fyi vanity

(01:07:10):
and mirror steal for three hundred and fifty dollars total
from someone who returned it to Manars.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Saving more money at Manas.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Yeah, so Matt gave us the pictures. We posted them
on our Instagram at the Woody Show. You could check
them out there. Some gay vice from Greg who loves
to rate people's renovations. Act I think I see what Gregacy?

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Yeah, Oh, how do you know what, Gregacy? Because it
has to do with what we what we talked about recently.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Okay, now, Greg, what are your what are your thoughts
on Matt's renovation?

Speaker 9 (01:07:42):
Well, first of all, the before and after, I mean
they did a great job, quality workmanship.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
I am a fan of taking down that pony wall
between the vanity and the toilet. That oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
that was dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
I because we.

Speaker 9 (01:07:58):
Can't see in this photo exactly what's to the left
of the vanity, I'm assuming that's just dead space. I
would have made the double vanity, put two sinks there.
Maybe it's a closet. Maybe that's like a linen closet
or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
We just don't know. But if it's dead space, I
would have made the vanity slightly bigger. Now, Greg, yuck,
what if they have a washer and dryer in that
closet and there.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
They'll ne's behind the curtain.

Speaker 9 (01:08:23):
Yeah, because we can't see the shower, I'm assuming that's
a shower to the right. I would have gone with
a different light fixture. If it was a powder room
light fixture, not my favorite. But in a bathroom setting
where you're showering and doing hair spray, perhaps that light
fixture is going to get incredibly difficult to clean. The vanity,

(01:08:45):
which he said he got for a steal. You can
kind of tell it looks a little basic bitch. So
it's white with a black.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Shaker. It's fine, it's nice, it's definitely nice hardware on
It's nice hardware is fun. The sync hardware and the
drawer pools and the handles like the basic black not
bad like a Matt Black.

Speaker 10 (01:09:10):
It's what straight people like us think is an upgrade.
You're seeing, you know, you you could see past what
we can see.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
Yeah, because I'm like, oh, that's lovely.

Speaker 9 (01:09:17):
For the style, it's good and the workmanship is good.
It's not my style. I don't mind the color on
that wall that I like the color.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
If you want to see the photos that Greg is referencing,
you're just tuning in now. It's right there on our Instagram.
I know people like, hey, it's radio guys now. Yeah,
that's why we post it on our Instagram. You can
play along even if you're driving, like just look.

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
And apparently that Sage screen is like the thing no online.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
I'm shocked though you haven't called out the ship Lab
because you hate shiplab.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
I'm not a huge fan, but for this particular style,
it looks good. I like organic modern. This is not
that style. This is kind of more modern.

Speaker 8 (01:09:55):
So the up the vertical lines of the ship Lab
don't clash with the hexagonal tie.

Speaker 9 (01:10:00):
There's a little too much going on for the eye.
I do like the floor that yeah, but see the
floor and the wall. I like them separately, I don't
really like them together. And also that massive white, obtrusive
outlet on the left, there's something this new term well
I'm going to say it's new. It's called painting, but

(01:10:21):
they call it now color drenching. You can color drench
and you can obscure that outlet by making it the
same color as the wall that should be done.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
I think I think that's a regular outlet that they
plug that attachment to it so they can get those
USB ports on there because you got to charge your
phone on you because there's like one standard outlet, but
then there's some other ones that are on the top
and on the sides.

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
For like you know, hair dryers to have things paying
that long for the USB.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
I think, so like, yeah, while you're getting ready, you
can plug your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
And I've seen a lot of people doing that on
stuff on on social media or their their bathroom like there,
oh here, here's how I can save some space.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
And you would need to extend the vanity because it
would just like I mean, just hang everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
But it's kind of far away from the van.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
There is a nuclear faux pas in this photograph that
I know, Greg, that you hate, and uh, it has
nothing to do with the remodel.

Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
It is the toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
What is that about? Maybe because they just haven't installed the.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
Whole you just Sti'll take a photograph for that, is
it right?

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
That's not the thank you mess? Exactly right?

Speaker 9 (01:11:31):
And you know what, I'm gonna be honest, I didn't
even notice that, but there looks like a power drill
maybe still sitting there, so they might be still in
the process of doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
But you're right, take a take a look. Even if
it's the photographer, I would say, you also need to
do something about the color of the door. I don't
like that old because that's very like, I don't know,
eighties watches.

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
The room you're walking out of, you know what I mean,
what are you supposed to do? It's very cap.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
It's plain.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
So what do you what are you giving the Greg?

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
For its style? It's not my style, but for its style,
I would give this compared to the before, I'm gonna
give this a seven point five.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
I mean it's dude, that's like a normal person ten
because Greg is very picky. I am again not my style,
but the one I don't hate the floor. I don't
like it with that stage wall. Well there you go, man, Okay,
but they were all not back everybody else. Check it
out right now, you can leave him one to ten.
We're just telling him to go to the Instagram and

(01:12:28):
get all the feedback he wants right down on our
Instagram at the Wood Show.

Speaker 16 (01:12:32):
Check it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
You better give it enough for these pear shape men
looking just like the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Hi, welcome back everybody. All right, So we have some
audio here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Morgan did a little experiment for It's a little social experiment,
you know, because she likes to create awkward moments. There
was In fact, I didn't realize this. Gina and Morgan
they worked at the same radio station before Morgan and
joined this show. And so when when Gina was coming
in to hang out with us, she's like, oh my god,

(01:13:06):
I remember Morgan. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:07):
I'm like, Morgan, sweet, I'm kind of afraid of her,
but I'm excited, Like why afraid though?

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
I have heard her.

Speaker 10 (01:13:13):
Multiple times on the air, and she's way more confident
that I was. I'm assuming at your age, which is
younger than me, and like you party harder and you're
just you, you care less and I'm afraid of.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
You, but I love you. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
Yeah, I seem like a very intimidating person. I think, yeah,
you do when people don't owe me. Yeah, yeah, because
I'm pretty confident and I used to always brag like
I love awkward situations. I love that feeling and like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Yeah, she's not so shy. I means you kind of
thrive on it. I mean that's why you were able
to do what you do. Yeah, it's you know, it's
it's the how and the why is we're interested in
hearing about some some people are not good with it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Like my wife is one of those people.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
She's not good with like hidden camera shows, cart narks
makes her very uncomfortable. She likes it, but it makes
her very uncomfortable slash nervous.

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
Enthusiasm with like my hands over my yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Yeah but see, and then I watch it because like,
oh my god, like I'm I'm I'm like borderline getting
off on it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Like the more awkward, the better.

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
So what's the one where the guys are like they
got like an ear piece in and they're like impractical,
impractical jokers. That's awful.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
You like that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
I love it, but I like the concept of it right,
the how and the why. Like the how and the
execution can be lacking sometimes. Yeah. So anyway, we're we
were talking to the meeting, and so we thought, oh,
we don't be really awkward. Let's have Morgan go to
the nail salon. Yeah, and as she's getting her nails done,
just start making really awkward noises.

Speaker 7 (01:14:38):
Yeah, awkward asn't she's sexually like, she's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Like, she's really like, she's really getting into it, right.

Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
And for this to be done, right, I had to
get my toes done. Of course it could be of course. Okay,
so this is a pedicure. Yeah, So I go to
this place. I had to go to a place that
I've never gone before because I don't embarrass myself in
front of people.

Speaker 18 (01:14:57):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
Yeah, And I was so nervous driving there. I kept
telling myself, you never have to see them again, you
never have to see them again. Thank god it's radio
and not TV. Oh god, it was the worst. So
I get in there. I go super early one morning.
I go to a place that does not have good reviews.
I want no one to be there. Yeah, right, I
figure if it's just me and the lady that owns
the place, great, yeah, no picture.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
What was that that movie Billy Crystal and Oh Harry
met Salien, Harry met Sally where they're in the diner.
That's right, I'll have it, except yeah, except the nail salon.

Speaker 7 (01:15:29):
I guess I've never seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
It's that's a very famous Yeah, it's a famous scene.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
More about Fred stare Grandpa about Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
So I find this nail salon and I go in.
I tell them, hey, you know, I had old polished
on my toes. I'm like, I'd like to get these
taken off. I just get you know, a gel padicure. Ladies,
you know that is yeah. Yeah, So they're like sure
right away. I'm the first one there. I show up
at ten am, right when they open. So I'm like, okay,
I don't know if this is better or not, but
it's just me and these two people in here. So

(01:16:03):
this first clip here, this is them taking off my
old toenail polish, and I am just probably sweating. I'm
so nervous because I'm like, and you're pretty quiet starting off,
oh yeah, super good, because you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Want to.

Speaker 7 (01:16:17):
There's no one else in here.

Speaker 11 (01:16:19):
Yeah, oh yeah, what does the lady do?

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
She's doing anything?

Speaker 7 (01:16:42):
Oh yeah, she's kind of I get a little bit
louder in the next one, but she kind of looks
up at me because I think she's like, she thinks
I'm like video recording her, I think, which thankfully I'm
not my phone setting down, it's just audio. But she
keeps glancing up at me, and I'm not making eye
contact with her. But then you know, she looks down,
so she's and you're still she's plucking you, right.

Speaker 12 (01:17:06):
Oh yeah, I don't think you're recording. She's just like, yeah,
I think, yeah, like wrong this ship.

Speaker 7 (01:17:17):
But maybe she just thinks I'm going through it. So
that one was pretty quiet because I'm still, you know,
warming up, and then she's not you know, she's glanced
at me twice, but she's not laughing, she's not making
a face. So I'm like, does she hear me? And
then so they take off my old polish. I'm wearing
the really cute sandals that they give you back. Yeah,

(01:17:39):
so if y'all want to look at my super comfortable right, yeah.
Uh so she gets all the old polish off. I
don't know if this is how they do it, because
I'm first, first time patient, but they switch ladies on me,
so I.

Speaker 6 (01:17:50):
Don't know if that's normal.

Speaker 7 (01:17:52):
That's never happened to me before, so I guess I
basically take lady I made her a little uncomfortable. So
a new girl come in. And this is when they're
kind of like rubbing your legs like the sugar scrub
right before they put you in, you know, the soaking.
So this is me with girl number two.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
All right, so girl number two coming this Morgan at
the nail salon.

Speaker 18 (01:18:14):
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.

Speaker 7 (01:18:19):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
There's no verbal response.

Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:18:31):
And honestly, I thought the fact that me being in
an empty salam would be better, I think it made
it worse.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Because then all the employees could pay attention to me.

Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
And these two ladies and they're probably like, oh my god,
she's a creep. I'm so nervous in here just listening
to it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Now text coming in today, I'm getting bricked up on
my would work listen to damn for the guys here?

Speaker 12 (01:18:56):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
Do they use a drebl to sand your tone?

Speaker 7 (01:18:58):
It's like, I don't know what it's literally like a drill.

Speaker 6 (01:19:01):
It's like a little standard.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Dogs.

Speaker 7 (01:19:05):
It doesn't hurt it no, if they're doing it right,
you don't feel anything.

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
It's super flying.

Speaker 7 (01:19:14):
So at this point I'm getting nervous, like, oh, you know,
I can't do this twice. This is the one and
done thing. I need to get louder so I can
actually get this content, you know, I need. I need
them to either you know, commit to ignoring me or something.
So this third clip, I'm getting much louder. And this
is a request from Greg.

Speaker 16 (01:19:35):
I have.

Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
Yeah, I'm getting really into it. I had a lot
of lines prepared in my head when I went. Of course,
when I got there, I couldn't remember anything.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Was your request?

Speaker 7 (01:19:44):
My fine jokes?

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Can you refresh my memory? I told you it's a.

Speaker 7 (01:19:47):
Line that Minis says all the time. That's the only
line I could remember.

Speaker 18 (01:20:00):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
So at the end of that one, you can kind
of hear her laughing and then finally laughing.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
Yeah, and I like, you're like sweating right now.

Speaker 7 (01:20:22):
I'm sweating right now. Yeah, I like that, And listening
back to me, I was like, man, I just sounded
sexier impossible.

Speaker 18 (01:20:32):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:41):
So she's laughing at this point, and I'm like, okay,
now we're getting going.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Yeah right, you cracked her.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
So this next one, I'm like, okay, let's commit sin
as strong, let's go hard.

Speaker 18 (01:20:52):
Oh yeah, oh right there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
I haven't been touched like this in a while.

Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
A lady's dying here, like weaving dying, and the other
lady that works there's looking over like kind of smiling.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
Are they talking about you? Another language?

Speaker 7 (01:21:22):
Honestly they could have been.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
I was like blacked out at that way.

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
I deeply like, I was.

Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
Like so like focused on my mission. So I'm like, okay,
getting towards the end, and it's you know, almost maybe
thirty minutes has gone by. I'm getting nervous that a
customer is going to come in, so I'm like, let's
get this going right, so this next.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Day finish already, yeah, and I'm ready to finish.

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
So I'm getting louder and louder, and then finally I
get her to crack and say something to me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
All right, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
How are you No?

Speaker 18 (01:22:00):
No, No, it's okay, it feels good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Wow you.

Speaker 16 (01:22:07):
To you?

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Oh how do you no?

Speaker 18 (01:22:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
No, it's okay, it feels good. Rat it feels goodelling,
let's go to the back room.

Speaker 7 (01:22:25):
I'm like breaking character, aund laughing and thankfully like, we're
almost we're almost done getting these clips.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
How long is this experience?

Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
Probably forty five minutes? Oh god, to care about an
hour a little longer. At this point, a customer comes
in a sound like crap. You know, it's me and
this one other customer.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
This is how a lot of movies start. Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Yeah, great, so yeah, this is.

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Today is a special.

Speaker 7 (01:22:59):
She's so now I have this, you know, stranger sitting
two seats across from me, about to get her toes
worked on, and I just lose it.

Speaker 18 (01:23:13):
Oh yeah, I like that, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.

Speaker 7 (01:23:19):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 18 (01:23:30):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:23:32):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
It's been a while.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
You do the.

Speaker 7 (01:23:41):
Hardest thing I've done for this job.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Wow. So now now I'm thinking, like, we gotta send
Morgan to get a haircut. God, yeah, we said Morgan
to the paint store, like preparing the paint can.

Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
I wasn't a sa on it yesterday, and I was like,
this might be a good place to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Skate right out to you.

Speaker 18 (01:24:04):
Oh oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that, So what
do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
We'll return.

Speaker 19 (01:24:19):
This is the Woodie Show, all right, welcome back, and
Greg Gory is going to be our host for a
round of Woodie Show Weakest Link.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Yes, it's time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Usually a little bit contentious, but usually well every once
in a while we've had some peaceful rounds before, maybe one.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
I'm pre calling this is peaceful, Oh babes.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
All right, Well we've brought we brought Morgan in to
participate in this round of Weakest Link. And just like
the TV show edition of Weakest Link.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
So Greg's going to have all these different questions.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
We're going to go around the room and we have
sixty seconds to answer as many questions as we can.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
What's the goal, Greg, how many quos?

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Usually it's eight? Eight?

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
Now if we do eight, are you buying breakfast?

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
Okay, because that's usually how it works if you host, right,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
I mean the chance of actually having to buy breakfast
pretty small. I don't think.

Speaker 9 (01:25:24):
I see every time I write these questions, which I
get from the actual show and some other sources, I
think they're too easy.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
And then the last time you guys thought they were
too hard. But I think these are basically middle.

Speaker 13 (01:25:34):
Of the road.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Get eight and again chance is pretty slim. Greg will
buy us dinner right now, we havener brennand party.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Greg's oh yeah, it could be a party, Greg to
do that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
Let's do that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Yeah, let's do that. Breakfast right, yeah, dinner. I do
love breakfast for dinner.

Speaker 7 (01:25:55):
Well, he could do.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
It's one of my favs. Okay, that makes the menu easy. Yeah,
just have a pancake station. But at night, Yeah, it's
gonna be get like one of those waffle makers. Yeah, yeah, cool.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
I also the pre plates to the actual place that
we get, you know, the setting and where they take
them away, it'll actually use them. Oh that's right. What
do they call that? They call that?

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Say that again? So like when you get to a restaurant,
there's already a plate at your setting and they come around,
they take those plates because they're just for shows. Yeah,
before they then start bringing out other stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:26:32):
What's that call? I don't you don't eat it places
like that, But I do know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Someday I want to have the just for show kitchen,
whether there's an actual kitchen behind it. Yes, let's play
the weakest link and we are ready to the weakest link.
Who would like the first question? Because then it's not
pick it randomly. You can pick it right on, Greg,
pick a person. Let's go Sammy that night, Sammy? All right,
you're gonna be the first one. What is show we kissed?

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
Link?

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Sammy? In the nineteen sitcom Rock, what was Rock's profession.

Speaker 7 (01:27:04):
Wrestler?

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Garbage man? Menace? What city is home to the world's
tallest skyscraper Dubai? Correct Morgan. What is the name of
the currency used in the game Fortnite?

Speaker 7 (01:27:14):
Oh V Bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Correct Woody. In twenty twenty three, Brendan Fraser won the
Oscar for Best Picture in what movie well? Correct? Sea Bass,
Vodka and coffee Liqueur make? What cocktail a black Russian?
Correct Sammy? What animal is on the logo for Porsche
A bird?

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
A bird?

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Menace? What is the opposite of synonym pronoun antonym? Morgan?
Which NHL team won the Stanley Cup six times in
the nineteen seventies, The Kings, the Montreal Canadians Woody. In
the bureau world, what does ABV stand for alcohol by volume? Correct?
Sea Bass?

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
In the culinary world, what does MSG stand for?

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Correct?

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
You got that one.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
All right, I think you got it, Sammy terrible? What
you sea bass smoking it?

Speaker 7 (01:28:05):
Did we already at eight?

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Well we would have if Sammy had that wasn't eight?
That was.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
So many for us? That's that seemed like one hundred.

Speaker 6 (01:28:13):
Yeah, it was too slow.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Well, serena medicinebody went like, uh, by the way, that
play is called a charger that charger plate. Yeah, texts
charged the table.

Speaker 7 (01:28:27):
Up for the chargers are something that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
You put the plate plate on.

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
You can do that too, but it's decorations.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Again. I've also heard it used for that whatever the
plate is that sits there for the setting when you
first arrive that you never actually eat on, Like the
minute you sit down, they start taking all those plates away.
Charger plates are also called service plates, under plates, or chop.
There you go. I have a set of chargers. I
put the plates on top. It's like a hard place man.

(01:28:53):
A little embarrassed. And I even knew that there was
a name for that. You couldn't come up with the name.
The fact that I even knew what there was for
those little embarrass we win. I expect chargers plates, not
charging the football team. A charger plate, A charger plate. Yeah,
all right, who gets voted off? We'll start with you, Morgan.

Speaker 7 (01:29:13):
I'm voting Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Sorry, Sammy, all right, Sammy, who gets your vote?

Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
Menace?

Speaker 13 (01:29:18):
Menace?

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Menace? Who get your vote?

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
Sammy Sea? Bass? You know what it is, all right, Sammy, lucky.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Off. You did quite a well, no idea, Yeah, it
doesn't mean it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Mean I enjoy.

Speaker 6 (01:29:33):
I didn't think you get the AVV.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
But that was really Yeah, but you go, I'm got
a beer drinker. No, but I'm alive, so you say
all the time I'm in the world. Yeah, but that's
that's a specific sort of thing.

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
So I'm impressed.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Wow, We'll get that Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Geez. All right, what a show Weeket's link round number two,
starting with Menace. The capital of Vermont, Montpelier is the
only US capital city without what famous popular restaurant Raisin
Kines McDonald's Morgan. Before he escaped and returned to France,
Napoleon had been exiled to what island, Oh God, alcatraz
elba Woody. What athlete had a role as co pilot

(01:30:12):
in the comedy film Airplane. O. J. Simpson, Kareem Abdul
Jabbar Sea Bass. Which band played at President Bill Clinton's
first inauguration? Pearl Jam Fleetwood Mac Menace? What kind of
advertisements were banned from TV in the nineteen seventies? In
nineteen seventy smoking correct cigarettes, Morgan. What is the name
of Donald Duck's sister, Daffy Duck Della Duck Woody? What

(01:30:37):
is the practice of growing a tiny tree and a
container called bonzi? Correct Sea Bass. In nineteen ninety seven,
the Pathfinder spacecraft landed on what planet?

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
Mars?

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
Correct? A menace on the SNL. Where did Chris Farley's
character Matt Foley live by the river? Correct Morgan? In
which country would you find the city? Geneva?

Speaker 7 (01:30:55):
Oh, Japan?

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Only six wrong that time? Guys, six wrong? We got
six right the last time. Six wrongs. We're getting two
enough question We got two ten questions, which is good,
but those are harder in the first round. Come on, well,
what's the one that you got wrong?

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
Was the band that played a Bill Clinton?

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
I'm thinking about to.

Speaker 6 (01:31:25):
Brillion years old?

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
The name of the Lone Rangers Nephew's horse?

Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
What movie is that?

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
From? Menace? I don't know Christmas Story?

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
Come on, man, come on, come, on when it comes
to what he has only three movies?

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
It's Christmas Story, Princess Bride and back to the Futures.
There's four movies. There's four, all right? Who gets voted
out this round? Starry with uc Bass. Look, I love
having Morgan play, but that was atrocious. Yes that was
for three more and you cannot vote for yourself. So
who would you vote for?

Speaker 7 (01:31:58):
I'll go Woody because you don't like playing alright?

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Oh thanks man so sweet?

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Yeah on Menace to get your vote, I'll say Woody
as well then, because I want to hear Morgan's answers.

Speaker 6 (01:32:09):
Oh no, they're almost component.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
I can't vote for myself. All vote for Sea Basters
for the hell of it, which means that Morgan, you
have two votes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Oh the weakest links wait.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
All the time out? Yeah yeah I thought she had
two votes.

Speaker 11 (01:32:27):
No you did, not for you?

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Yeah yeah yeah see I shouldn't be in this game.
It's just more proof.

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
Okay, all right, okay, okay, so to refresh, what are
You're out?

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
I'm out?

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Okay, Morgan, Sea Bass Menace my brain power?

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Now I'm really feeling this.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Uh this dinner party where breakfast will be served at Greggs,
here we go round number three? Morgan? What song always
plays each morning on the radio in the movie Groundhouse Day?

Speaker 7 (01:32:56):
No, I've never seen it out.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
I Got you, Babe, Sea Bass. What is the Japan's
name for Japan nhonn Pong? Menace? What was the name
of the boat in the movie Jaws, the Big River Orca? Morgan?
When they're trying to warm up chameleons turn?

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
What color?

Speaker 7 (01:33:12):
Whatever color of what they're on?

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
Black? Sea Bass? Which TV alien came from the planet?
Melmac Mark, alfk Menace? What is glass mainly made of sand?
Correct Morgan? And what city will you find? Pike Place Market?

Speaker 7 (01:33:27):
Oh, Seattle?

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Correct SeaBASS. I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash
you got is a line from what movies Raising Arizona? Correct?
That's my fifth movie Menace? Eiffel Tower or Statue of Liberty?
Which is taller Eiffel Tower? Correct? Morgan? What does GPS stand.

Speaker 7 (01:33:41):
For Man Generated Navigating System Position System?

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Sea Bass? What is the name of David Bowie's extraterrestrial
glam rock alter ego?

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
That is.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Ze Startist ziggy Star does nice that puts us over
the top with five hanging meeting dinner party. Yes right,
hell yeah, well, I mean I have to say, like
that was that was pretty bad. There were a lot
in there that I knew.

Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
I'm not a movie person. So our geographerence, geography, the
Seattle one, thank.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
You very eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
More GPS?

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
What is g P S?

Speaker 12 (01:34:20):
Ten?

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
For the second one?

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
Is a word? And what did you say?

Speaker 7 (01:34:23):
Navigation?

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Navigation?

Speaker 7 (01:34:26):
What is it actually again?

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
Global positioning system?

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:34:29):
Three that time?

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Just three the ground before? Did you really get that
one wrong? About Japan?

Speaker 8 (01:34:33):
The best I said hone, which I think might actually
mean Japan kneese and not what'd you say?

Speaker 11 (01:34:41):
I was?

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
Well within the ballpark? Still still still right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
All right, well that's how you play. What do you show?
Weakest link?

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Everybody?

Speaker 6 (01:34:52):
I'm hungry.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
Yeah, we can do see me if you want. I
want to do it? Want to do one more?

Speaker 16 (01:34:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:34:59):
Yes, yes, you're out.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Morgan.

Speaker 7 (01:35:01):
Let's go dinner at Gregs.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
All right, yeah, this is for dinner at Greggs. He's
going first again. I think Sea Bess. That's all right,
all right, here we go one last round for all
the marbles. Sea Beasts, which are the following colors, was
not an original color in a box of Crayola crayons
black pink, orange or purple black pink menace. In Disney's
Peter Pan in order to fly, you need two things
fairy dust and what I'll call thinking happy Thuss Sea Bass?

(01:35:26):
How's your pie? And what is the capital of Australia Melbourne? Canberra? Menas?
What is the name of Ross's son on the TV
show Friends, Rocky Ben Sea Bass? In the movie Trading Places,
actor Eddie Murphy trades places with what other acting? Correct? Menace?
Which member of the Beatles was deported from Japan in
the nineteen eighties for possessing Marijuama Carney correct? Man Sea Bass?

(01:35:46):
What he says occupus? But how many hearts does an
octopus have? Two? Three? Menace? What was the name of
the middle daughter in Full House?

Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
Uh, Stephanie?

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Correct? SeaBASS? What is the name of the feeling that
you've experienced something before? Oh? Come on, yes, sir, direct menace?
What is thirty six divided by nine four four? It
doesn't count? SeaBASS? In medicine, what are the letters E
N T stand for it?

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:36:13):
N T good question.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
This is the last question.

Speaker 6 (01:36:15):
We have some time to know you don't throats, okay,
and then you miss.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
So that's six free breakfast.

Speaker 6 (01:36:25):
Wow, we're almost there.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Well, the first round is definitely our best round.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
I know, I thought you. I mean we were we
were fired and all cylinders there were there. Yeah for
seeing me, well, Greg, someday for the offer pleasure. It
was nice.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
We certainly didn't earn it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
I could have offered up cars and can woo do.

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
You show weakest length? Who the hell you?

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
And adult baby?

Speaker 13 (01:36:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
What I have?

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Oh it's for you Greg?

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Oh sweet, I thought about right, Greg is not a
good flyer, like he's a very nervous fly. In fact,
there was I was just telling the story the other
day because someone's like, well, a lot of people don't
like the fly.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
I said, no, no, I said.

Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
There was one flight where Greg was sitting there white
knuckling the handrest or the armrest, and every time the
slightest bump in targets have you go to the point
where the flight attendant had to come up and move
him because he was making other people uncomfortable. And I
had my thumb so much that it was bleeding. He
was like bleeding and screaming.

Speaker 6 (01:37:33):
And medicating yourself and still does not to.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Get him on the plane, but like he's still freaking
out anyway. So United flight from San Francisco to Boston
got diverted. Passengers noticed a wing coming apart. Oh god,
the plane did land safely in Denver. One of the
passengers even posted a video on Twitter, and he sounds
exactly like you'd expect someone in that situation to sound like,

(01:38:03):
can you imagine what that would be? Greg? Uh panicked crying. Yeah,
so the wing's coming apart.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
Listen to this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Listened about to land in Denver with the wing coming apart.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
On the plane.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Came apart.

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
We took off in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
And we're just about on the ground.

Speaker 6 (01:38:22):
He's so.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
Greg's would be slathered.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
In sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
All right. Well, that's the end of the Tuesday show.

Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
Already wrapping up, reminding you to get caught up anything
you missed from today's show or any other show. You
can go back get caught up on the podcast, the
podcast platform of your choice, or by going to the
woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
Anything you need between now and.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Tomorrow morning, you can leave on the after Hours Voice.
That number is eight seven seven forty four Woody. You
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at the Woody Show. Yeah all right, Greg Gory parting
words of wisdom please. Yeah, when a male bee mates
with a queen, his wiener falls off and it just
waits for death. So when you see a bee flying around,

(01:39:20):
you can know it's a virgin and a nerdy and
hasn't gotten laid yet. Yeah, so how long does it
take to like, so the winner comes how long does
it take to dive? Then it basically it just like
lies there and just waits for death. What the hell?
Oh and that's sad, so like immediately so the winner

(01:39:41):
comes off, it just waits to It doesn't do anything
after that, just kind of flops over and just waits
to die.

Speaker 11 (01:39:46):
Bad.

Speaker 18 (01:39:47):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
It's like, hey, queen, not cool? Yeah, what a bitch,
total bit, what a slut.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
It just takes it and kills people because not you
can have repeat business, I know, because comes on and
then that's it going to go with another dude?

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
What a whore?

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
And what if that be was your favorite? I know
all right, repeat business, all right, thank you very much,
Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving the show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
love to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Wednesday.
Have a great day, s MD double M.

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
Your mom's a bitch, was a bitch, and happy holidays.
All you host is bitches.