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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a due to the graphic nature of this program,
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Ay, what's good? Everybody? Today?
Is Wednesday, midweek and tonight New Year's Eve, the last
day YEP of twenty twenty five and its December thirty. First.

(00:58):
We are the Woody Show. Yeah, Woody, Greg Mans, Gina Grad,
We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
She's our associate producer.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Von our video producer, Dumbass Tyler is here. We got
Bort and Menji holding things down in the Woody Show
production department. As you know, we are not here live today.
We are on holiday break, but we will be back
to start a brand new year the Woodi Show on Monday.
This coming Monday, January the fifth YEP. But some good

(01:27):
stuff lined up for you today. And as we always say,
if you haven't heard it, it's that's right. We'd still
like to hear your thoughts, your opinions, anything you hear
on the show. If there's something you got, a story
you want to add, there are certainly a lot of
ways to do that. The best way is the after
hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number.

(01:48):
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can also
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and of course find us follow us on the social
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the Woody Show. Coming up for you. On the show today,
we got the Craigslist price is right right. Also around

(02:08):
a fat chick, skinny chick, because that's always fun. Would
he show a.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Golden bachelorette because that's always entertaining?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yet gross?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Or I should say it's always gross, it's entertaining.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Speaking of gross, I got a picture I want you
to say, there's no there's no puss. This is like
a before it's a before picture. And this is in Russia.
This sixty five year old guy, he's been trying to
deal with the tumor that he found on his own.
No doctors, no nothing, but dealing for the last sixteen years. Again,
why dude, Well, it has gotten so out of control

(02:44):
that he finally went in to have it removed. But
when he went in to have it removed, this thing
it's like a head sized benign like palma tumor. On
his neck, so it's right behind his head. It looks
like he's got another head. Oh god, look at this.

(03:04):
Damn I told you that.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
I told you size human head. It's bigger than his
own head.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
That's like a seven and three quarters era, you know
what I'm saying. Two hats he I mean, it's like,
how do you? I guess you well, like here he's
on his side, Like how do.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
You put a shirt over your heads?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Right?

Speaker 5 (03:24):
What do you wear?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's called ventriloquism at this point. Yeah, seriously fun dude. So,
I mean, the doctor dies. They couldn't believe the size
of this thing. They were able to remove it, though.
Can you imagine all the stuff that came out of that?
You dealt with that for sixteen years? Sixteen years, like
on your own. I don't understand, Like would you put
on it? Did you join the circus?

Speaker 6 (03:41):
You'd have to?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, doesn't I have like something like they're just they're
blowing off, like do you have anything at this point?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Like I had that nose thing that I had frozen
off it was like this, you know it and then
slowly starting to come back.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I think, so this is gonna be one of those
things you have to burn off or once in a while.
I don't know, maybe I have to go to a dermatologist.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
Maybe's just some plastic surgery, Greg, I know, a little
while you're in there stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Hey, while you're taking the thing off my nose. Yeah,
I have I have this.

Speaker 8 (04:12):
Extra bone in my knee that it's like a hook.
Because I've seen an X ray of it. You can
feel it if you want, Greg, it's right there.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
What is it that?

Speaker 8 (04:21):
It's on the side, on the inside of my knee
and it's like a little hook. And my dad had
it too, and he had it removed because he's it
gave all kinds of problems when he was like doing sports.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
But I know too sports, So I don't know what
it was. Just I'd probably just leave it. It's not too
hook like well, I saw the picture of it.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm just thinking like something on a like like a
cosmetic level. I mean, not like this is this yeah, exactly.
And I know we have you know some of the
ladies that work over for Doctor Lee, you know the
doctor temple Popper who listened to the show and we've tried.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah, even how weird?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Is that interesting? Yeah? I don't know. Menace is the
one is that he ran into some people. I guess, uh,
when didn't you run into a couple of girls who
work over there. Oh that's right. They stopped bhying because
medice doin' want told me about it, and then we
couldn't get her on. We couldn't get at the time.
She was just too popular.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
They can like them.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
But if they could lance it on the air, that'd.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Be something like, maybe we get her to look at
Greg's thing. That'd be great. I love that you can
get doctor pimple Popper to take a look at Gregg's thing,
and it'd be great because I've had these since I
was a kid. I told you dress I get these
little like uh, the two little bumps. It's just skin.
I don't know. I think it's where God God tied
me off.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
You know.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Are you sure it's not like an.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
We got to build a bear and they put all
the stuff and they, you know, tie off the opening.
It's like, maybe maybe this is just the last the
last hole. You don't feel them right, No, they you know,
but I don't know. I don't even think about them
until I think about it.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
Well, I have one behind my ear. I always thought
it was from chicken pox, but maybe not.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Like a bump. Yeah, let's just do it full body
as almost said these like palmers. Man, I had multiple
on my neck and I couldn't get them removed with medicare.
Finally got insurance to to work and get him get
them off.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Are the skin tags or no they're not they're not skin?
No not you.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Kind of like woodies?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (06:16):
Behind him and then my husband has a big one
on his shoulder. It looks like a button. Like, let's
get rid of all these things, please.

Speaker 9 (06:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, but you got to see this guy. Man, look
at uh Menace? You want to post it? Can you
post that post on the story? Yeah, Instagram story out
the Woody Show on Yeah morning, don't puss or anything.
It's just disturbing.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Man.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Would you say our followers will go up after we
post this.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Well, the people that aren't listening and they're just going
to show up in their feet, they might be put
off by it.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Cares. Menace cares because he's a social media guy. Yeah,
well it's it's called The Woody Show. And I don't care,
thank you. No, It's like like, here's the thing I've
stopped chasing all that. I don't care about that stuff anymore.
If we're talking about something, there's a visual something, I
want to make it easy for people to see it. True.
That is That is my priority over If there's gonna
be five or ten people who go like, oh well

(07:08):
now now, then good, then they'll follow. It's like the crossroads,
then don't follow. Yeah, but you have something like that
and I want to see it. I'm not going to
send someone on a wild goose chase now trying to
try to find it. I'll make it. I'll just try
to make it as easy as possible. Can we create
an app that people need so they can go to
see this thing? Yeah, where you sign up and you

(07:30):
have to do they get to what's factor? God? Those things?
Eight seven seven forty four Woody is the fall number.
You're gonna want to call it because we're gonna play
the Craigsist price is right, that will be coming up next.
If you want to play, call us now eight seven
seven forty four Woody and we'll do it right after
the break.

Speaker 10 (07:52):
What's up on to show podcast listeners? It's menace. Just
a heads up coming back to Downy with boards. We're
gonna be at the brand new raising can that's opening
a nine thousand Telegraph Road in Downey from one to
three pm on January thirteenth. Of course we're gonna have
a bunch of prizes as usual, like Deem Park tickets,
concert tickets, what do you show, merch and more. It

(08:13):
all happens one to three pm January thirteenth in the
city of Downey at nine thousand Telegraph Road.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
We'll see you there operating the radio because you were here.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Now now it is a show phones eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie. That's the number that you're calling so
you could play our dumbass contest, which is for today,
our dumbass contest. The Craiglist price is right, get right.
So the way the game works, have all these different

(08:44):
things that are being sold on Craigslist. I have some
of those ads putting out here. I'm gonna tell everybody
about that thing, and then ask somebody here in the
room to give me a bit on how much they
think it's being sold for on Craigslist. And then you
on the phone, as the contested just have to guess
is the actual Craigslist probably higher or lower the bit's
given here in the studio. If you can do that,
you will be the winner. Yeah. Eight seven four woodies

(09:09):
is the phone number. We're gonna go right to the
phones and say hi to Rosa. Good morning, Rosa morning.
All right, So Craig's list price is right. First item
will go with menace on this one, Yes, menace the
first item. It's a nineteen eighties Taco Bell table and chair.
Oh whoa. I bought this back in the eighties of

(09:35):
the Taco Bell that was closing. It's in great condition.
The chairs swivel, they're removable. I'm even throwing in another
chair that was also from that Taco Bell. It is heavy,
so bring some help and a truck. Great for kids. Now,
look at this thing that's throwback around.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Oh, that's awesome. The killers you would.

Speaker 7 (09:52):
Expect, brown, yellow, and back in the day, purple and yeah, turquoise.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Taco Bell used to have fire pits in from them.
They did. Yeah, that's so classic. It's awesome. Yeah. So
how much do you think for the eighties Taco Bell
table and chairs Menace? You say one hundred and fifty bucks. Rosa,
do you think the actual Craigs's price is higher lower
than one hundred and fifty dollars lower lower actual Craigslist

(10:21):
price two one hundred and fifty dollars. Still a still Morgan,
we still think to be in pretty decent condition.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yea, looks good if you're in.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Such a Taco bell fanatic, I can see having something
like that.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Rosa.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Thank you for for calling taking I would love you, Rosa.
Thank you. Let's go to Mitch. Good morning, Mitchy, good morning. Hey,
they're playing the craigsl's price is right and see here,
Well it's Christmas, so Sammy, sure, yes, oh even perfect.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Now she's got a boyfriend. It's a Christmas sweater for two.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Oh, she's gonna buy it for too.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
She'll she'll make him wear this. You're wearing this, but
don't touch me. But he'll be like, whatever you say.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
As long as you're nice.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, So we keep telling you like, hey, this guy
is nice, nice, let him touch you, all right? Uh,
he says, ready for that holiday party? Wear this. Oh
it's a size small slash medium. Perfect, wear it with
your boyfriend, mom or dad rock on Santa. Now, Greg,
do you want to describe just how hideous these things are? Like, Wow,

(11:38):
that's weirdness. It looks like it's something for conjoined.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Yeah, it's so together.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
So it's got the two headholes, the two arms that
you put on. One side is red, one is green
with some tacky ass candy canes, and one says gingerbread.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
One side says sugar Mama, the other one says sugar
Daddy and gingerbread. And they got Freddy Krueger stripe sleeves.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, that's definitely for wacky photos online.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
You couldn't wear that for more than fifteen seconds.

Speaker 11 (12:08):
Okay, it looks like it is like cheap sweater material,
not just a sweatshirt quality.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yes, yes, Christmas sweater. It's sweater though, that's not Hallmark
level stumps. No, no, no, yeah, Christmas sweater for two.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Sammy the Dream say thirty dollars.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Thirty dollars. Do you think the actual Craigslist price is
higher or lower than thirty dollars? Mitch, Oh, say lower lower.
Actual Craigslist price for the Christmas sweater for two is
ten dollars. That is a bargain.

Speaker 12 (12:40):
That is a great deal.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Get on it now, all right, Mitch, hang on one second, buddy,
we'll get all information. Appreciate you listening. To the Woodie Show.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Thank you, guys. That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
A right, let's see, let's go to Carlo Hey, Carla,
Carla hey, Yes, hey, all right. Craigslist price is right now. Uh.
I was over a genus place yesterday and I saw
this couch for the first time. Greg, Oh you did,
because God forbid we ever go to your house. The

(13:14):
couch that Greg was the no sit couch. Heard about
it for years now, Gus couch. Right, it's just set
up there in the living I saw it for the
first time. Did you sit on it? I did. It's
very it's very deep, very deep, and it's it's very comfortable. Yeah,
I enjoyed it one time. Now, Greg, first sail on Craigslist,

(13:34):
it simply says couch couch, dark blue two cedar couch.
So somebody would call that a love sea needs to
be repaired, and I'm gonna show you the picture here
needs to be repaired. But otherwise a great comfy couch. Now,
let me don't see bets look at this thing needs repair.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
I mean, I guess you would be like, as looks
like a bear.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Guy, like somebody put some eights inside it.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Dude, this thing is destroyed it ripped.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Why you're even bothering trying to sell this thing? I
mean it is tore up. The uh look at the
look at the stuff and it jump missed it.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
That's definitely from a dog.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, such ack of wild dogs. Just need three upholstery,
needs new stuffing. Yeah, great to be repaired. Mario can
fix that.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Right.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Whomost person wouldn't sleep on that? Cockroach wouldn't sleep on it?
So how much for couch? Couch?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Let's say twenty bucks? Maybe they're delusional? Twenty bucks?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
All right, Carla, do you think the actual Craigslist price
is higher lower than the twenty dollars of Greg just
guest here.

Speaker 13 (14:45):
Very delusional, they're gonna go with higher?

Speaker 2 (14:47):
All right, actual Craigslist price. Maybe you'll consider it at
six dollars?

Speaker 10 (14:55):
I know.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, six bucks is even too much for this thing.
Lee's come get it. Yeah all right, Carla, appreciate this show.
Have yourself a great day. By ye I'm sorry I
don't like them. You'll win.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
That is nuts.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Let's go to Corey.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Hey, Corey, Hey, how're we going.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
We're doing great? Craigslist price is right? Next up is
uh for Gina?

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Gina?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
You just went. Sammy just went. My wife just went
along with MENACE's wife and another one of our friends
to the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere in Las Vegas.
Now for sale on Craigslist is one of the Wizard
of Oz falling apples.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
I will pay.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
I'm the only one who didn't get one. It bounced
out of my hand.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Wizard of Oz falling apple from the show at the Sphere.
Oh man, don't miss out just because you didn't go
to the show. Collect this memorabilia. Now see the three
sixty views.

Speaker 8 (15:54):
We were just talking about this, Okay, that they are
high bidders online for the stupid thing.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
It's a literal foam apple the size of an apple.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
My wife got one, it said, Well, I got one,
Sammy got one. It landed.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
It's the size of an apple, says Wizard of Oz at.

Speaker 8 (16:10):
The Sphere, and a little green foam leaf. I can
only imagine. Talk about delusional what they think they can
sell this for.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Okay, well, how much do you think it's being sold for?

Speaker 8 (16:19):
Oh, I'm gonna say you've seen it, yeah, and I
mean people wanted it.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
I'm gonna say fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Fifty bucks, Corey, you think the actual Craigslist price is
higher or lower than fifty dollars. Let's go higher actual
Craigslist price. They're asking two hundred dollars.

Speaker 10 (16:45):
Dollars.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Five sick for the show didn't cost two hundred dollars.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
It's crazy what people for a stupid actual piece of
garbage for a piece of foam.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, if Sammy was, she would give you her.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
No, I don't want. I wouldn't. In fact, if I
got one and she didn't, I would give it to her.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Or yeah, but she wouldn't do it to you.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Corey. Congratulations, Hang up one second. My friend will get
all your information. That's how you play the Craigslist prices.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Right again?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Two dollars, two hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Well, look how much people are paying for these stupid popcorn.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Buggets that are like, oh yeah, that's the new plastic,
that's the new and it handles what I don't know,
six or seven kernels of popcorn. Boards of you came again? Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
The question is who's buying this stuff? Who's buying the
Wizard of Oz Apple super fans?

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Right?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
But what do you do with that? Isn't you put
it in a loose disabilities.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
Do you like at the point that you have two
hundred dollars for a plastic apple from Wizard of Oz?

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Do use you not plastic?

Speaker 6 (17:44):
And what do you do with it?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Take a weekend, get a flight, go to the make it,
make a little trip of it.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, it's called a memento.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Look into hope you get an apple. You still might
not get one.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
That momento menace means so much less when you weren't
there reading a story about how scientists in Florida we're
doing some research and the sound something pretty crazy. You know,
these said, these pythons have been quite the problem in Florida.
You know they have like robot rabbits or have you

(18:19):
seen aw it' stuff they're doing to try to capture
these snakes in Florida. Yeah, like heat in motion and yeah, pheromonid.
Even so, a Burmese python puked up an entire deer
that had tried to digest Nice.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
That crazy, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
So they say it was like a temperature thing. The
like a drop in temperature slowed the snake's digestion, causing
the decomposing deer to be expelled to bacterial infection in
the snake.

Speaker 13 (18:52):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
But the snake is alive out there and on the loose,
and you know that's I didn't.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
I didn't think how would how would it even it
would just have to lie there for how long after
it ate that thing? I don't know, great question, And
when would it have to eat again?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Pure of it?

Speaker 8 (19:09):
And it looks like somebody pulling on some really tight pants.
I don't know how else to describe it.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
It looks like child.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah, that made the snake population explode, is the question.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
They have no competition, nothing, no natural predators. Like somebody
brought it to Florida and then released it because it
was like they had it as a pet or something,
and they released it, got onto the wild and just
started doing it, making baby snakes, and so now it's
a problem. You know, you're a small deer either.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
No.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
I saw this guy he was trying to land ski
planes and couldn't land because the place that he was
going to land had there were twenty gators on top
of them. Well no, because I guess if if one
of the skis like, it does a ton of damage.
So he did like a low pass and you just
saw these like alligator heads.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
The video is crazy.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Why would you I want to want to land in
there anyway?

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Emergency landing.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I swear every time I think about Florida, Like, I
don't understand why anybody goes near any body of water
in Florida. I just assume there's a gator in there.
There could be a puddle from a rain storm, Like,
there's a gator in there lake.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
It's pretty fun going to gator land, though, go to
the Everglades and the gators. That'd be cool.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, that'd be cool. I just don't
like to be separated by I don't want to witness
one in the wild.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
I mean it is very Florida. You get to, uh,
pretend you're hog tying one of them and take a photo.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Wasn't there? In fact, wasn't it? Wasn't there like a
video that we saw where a snake had eaten like
a baby alligator or something. Yeah. Probably, Yeah, I know
there's been those stories out of wherever the hell it is,
where some local gets taken by there's a human and
there's a human in there and they cut it open
and yeah, there there's Grandma. We've been lucky to let it.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Get to that point like, oh yeah, it's like a
shel Silverstein poem.

Speaker 12 (21:03):
Oh no, it's up to my toe.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Oh let that happen to this?

Speaker 4 (21:10):
It's a Woody show.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
It's another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Thanks for being here. Give us some of
your time this morning album whatddy? That's Greg Gory. We
got Menace, Hi, Gina grad Hi, Sea Bass is here,
we got Sammy Morgan is here. Hey, phones open eight
seven seven forty four, Wooding, You can't send us a

(21:34):
text over to two two nine eight seven. Yeah, So
what what food was the biggest disappointment Once you tried it?
I gotta say, the dude, buy chocolate. I've given it
multiple trip I loved it. I've given it multiple opportunities.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
You don't like the little crunchies?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I mean I like a kit kat, so that that
part's fine. I don't know what it is about to do.
But I think also because damn no, I think because
also it's just not worth it. It's ridiculous. The price
is insane.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
But I think, right though, it's like where you get it?
Because I've had like three different ones, and one of
them was the best.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
In the other one that Morgan found and brought it.

Speaker 14 (22:17):
Yes, that was so good, absolutely so expensive though, so
like even if it was like, oh yeah it's not bad,
it's not great, that's totally worth that price.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, it's not like, oh this will be around next year.
Just a just a complete rip off. Truffle oil fries.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Couldn't hate them.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Anything with truffle.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Oil like over rated, overpowering.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
It is super You could have one little drop, it's ever.
You know the the hot sauces where you could just
barely dip the tip of a toothpick in there and
your whole mouth is on fire. Yeah, like that's all.
That's as much truffle oil as you need, just dip
the tip of a toothpick and just put it on
the food.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I myself to a lot stir sandwich. I thought, oh,
this is going to be heaven on a bun, and
there was a truffle oil on it and it destroyed it.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Sure it wasn't truffle butter.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, it just you expect gourmet and just it's like,
I don't know, like a sock. It's a weird smell,
a greasy artificial. Now, also when they ask people that question,
what's the what's the food that was the biggest disappoint
once you tried it? The McRib made the list. No,
I think you have to.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
I think I think you have to adjust your expectation.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
You like, you know what it is and who's overrating
them inbed to begin with? No one's like, oh my god,
this is the most amazing.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
If you like ribs, you're gonna love the MIxS that
go to places like fast food restaurants and think that
like they're getting gourmet meals.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeahs what it is.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
It's good. Yeah, it's underrated.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
The giant smoked turkey legs that you get at theme parks,
renaissance fairs, anything. It never tastes like turkey. It tastes
like hand. I like ham, but it's not what I'm expecting.
Most good. Yeah, true, messy, and I love it. Sparkling
water gross overrated.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Hate it, that's fine.

Speaker 8 (24:10):
It tastes like non flavored sparkling water. It tastes like
bad breath. There's no way to describe it. And then
when people say the flavored version, it's like they say, like,
you know, orange flavored sparkling water is like taking a
drink of water and then somebody's shouting the name of
the fruit from another room, like that's you're not getting
any flavor.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah, you're you're the Croxies of the world are gross overpriced. Hey,
you want to ruin a cake?

Speaker 15 (24:32):
You know you do?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
You cover it in fond it. But I'll know why, people,
you can eat it. It's not intended to be eaten.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Well, only know one place that does it right.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
You can eat sugar.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
It's actually edible. I'm saying, wherehere the fond and tastes good. Yeah,
it's just for the you know, if you're.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Trying to make sure a cake boss type of cake,
or it's like this really cool exactly, it looks very pretty.
It looks cool, but it's it's not to it's not
to be enjoyed. No, it's not butter from Yeah, from
a taste standpoint. Well along those lines to to follow
up on red velvet overlaid, Yeah, well the other thing

(25:13):
is mochi. The other thing that made the list, Gregg,
and you'll be happy to know, even though I disagree,
what food was the biggest disappointment once you tried it?
Somebody said crumble cookies, Oh the worst, Like they say
they're average at best. Now these are what I'm giving.
Here are the most common responses.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
I will say they are delicious, but they are not cookies.
There's something else. They're like shake tops.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Back to the Dubai chocolate thing real quick. I was
wondering where I saw this, and now it just reminded
me on this text eight or five. Shake Shack has
a Dubai chocolate shake that's really good. It's fifty cents,
but it's worth it once you try. Still have it though,
they do, because when we were at Shake Shack Menace
over the weekend, and when we stopped in there, I go,
what the hell is that? Like, it was a milkshake

(25:57):
sitting on the counter and it had and it all
the crap just kind of it looked like somebody poured
potting soil on top of the milkshake. And I go,
that looks like dirt. And I thought it was just
like it looked on appealing. Yeah, damn it, it looked unappealing.
And then lobsters on the list Greg Crab, it's it's

(26:18):
they say it's okay, just too expensive for the amount
that you get for the money you're spending. I would
get King.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
Crab and I always think it. It's Australian prison food.
That's what they fed the prisoners because they didn't have
anything else about.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Shrimp to bottom feeders. When they're Benny hannag grill, they're bad,
they're good. Yeah, you can flip them, ride my mouth
so much. A little bit ut but a little bit
that ginger dipping sauce.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
And fry shrimp.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, shrimp, give me all the shrimp. Yeah, they're de list.
The only time I don't like shrimp is when they're
when it's cold.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Oh I love shrimp cocktail with some lemon shoes.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, the shrimp any any any way that you prepared
as long as it's hot.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
I don't need you.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
You.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
I think you were with me when I had the
raw shrimp sushi. Oh yeah, I don't know which was
It wasn't even gross, it was just nothing. It was Yeah,
it's just it's just slime.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
What's that pine you?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Oh my goodness, I got so excited. I love heads
on shrimp because I know I'm gonna be sucking that head.
Oh yeah you are ok. Yeah you are a girl.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Yeah geez.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
I know people that sucked them heads, they love it.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Forty four Wooding. If you're calling in texting, you're gonna
do that over to two two nine eighty seven and
you can play a long at home, because coming up
next we're go do a round a fat chick skinny check.
Speaking of food, so when we have our volunteer on
the phone, we're gonna be asking her some questions and
you will then just text in what do you think
fat or skinny? Just text over to two to nine
eight seven. We'll take a quick break and then that

(27:49):
will be next here on the Woody Show and the Sea.

Speaker 16 (27:52):
Yeah, you can mold cue it, yeah, small it, yeah,
brawl it, bake it, t yep. Days on shrimp come up, shrimp, creole, shrimp,
gumbo and fry Uh deep front str front give it
today news pineapple shrimp, Yep, Limla shrimp, I get coconut shrimp,
shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Uh shrimp burden all the shrimp sandwich.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
That's that's Balady.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
Show.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
We'll be right back s well as promised for the break.
We told you what was coming up next, and we
are ready to go. Ladies and gentlemen, boys or girls,
It is time to play.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Here.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
It's a game everybody gets to play along. We have
a volunteer that has volunteered to answer these questions honestly
and based on the answers, we had to try to
guess is this person a fat check or skinny check?
All right, let's go writing the phones and say hello
to our volunteer. Say hi to Jane. Good morning, Jade, Jane,
good morning, good morning. All right, So Jade, thank you

(29:06):
very much for volunteering. And I was just like you
to tell everybody, now, how did you end up in
your position today as being the person that gets to
answer the questions like what like, what did you do?
How'd you go about doing that?

Speaker 13 (29:18):
I volunteered and sent an email to sit on the
show and get the sat skinny shake. Nobody held the
guns in my head A volunteering.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, exactly right to people like when the people do
complain about it, now, we did not force anybody. Now.
It's it's funny because a lot of people think that
they're going to fool us, but I think overall we're pretty.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Good at it, although sometimes we were surprised.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, all though it does happen. Now, the only person
who knows what we got going on here is Morgan,
because you know when you want to volunteer, you'll hit
us up email at the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
It's email at the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Boar you canna? You can text over to two to
ninety seven. Morgan keeps an eye out for volunteers. We
have a ton and Jade, today's your day. You are
going to get a prize regardless you're not competing for anything,
just by being a good sport and by volunteering to
play fat Chick Skinny Chick, we are setting you up
with a prize.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Again.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Well, we asked you that you just give us some
honest answers. Okay, I can do that. Okay, Fat Chick,
Skinny Chicken. I believe Greg said that he wanted to
start loves to start with the with the questions.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Okay, So Jade, I'm wondering if you've ever dyed your
hair with multiple colors all at once like a rainbow?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
You have, and why I want you do that?

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Why did you do that?

Speaker 13 (30:34):
Honestly because it was starting to go gray and I
had to start bleaching it and it didn't look very
good white.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Can I ask you this is the only boo good
you haven't brought it out in a while. Do you
use that iPhone or Android?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (30:48):
Yeah Android?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Do you what's your history with smoking and or vaping?
Do you currently did you in the past?

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Just weed weed, just sweet? Never cigarettes?

Speaker 10 (31:01):
No?

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Do you wear high heels, Jade?

Speaker 13 (31:05):
I'm not really If I wear anything, it'll be like
a wedge of a couple of inches.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Right, okay, Jade.

Speaker 12 (31:11):
What's your favorite store to shop at?

Speaker 6 (31:14):
Trader Jews Trader.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
My favorite item there either.

Speaker 13 (31:21):
The Bria or the sheet takes.

Speaker 12 (31:25):
Now we're talking.

Speaker 13 (31:29):
The sheet takes are really good, except for the gluten
free one. That one's not that good.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, okay, that's good. So you're not like you're not
like vegan gluten free and ane of that stuff.

Speaker 13 (31:39):
Right, No, I need cheese to survive.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Same.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
I mean I've did lots.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
When you're when you're dressing play the game. We'll play
the game.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
When you're dressing fancy, Jade.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
When you're dressed up, do you go for pants like
fancy like pants or a dress fancy pants?

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Fancy pant?

Speaker 6 (32:02):
Jade?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Have you ever used the following sentence? I really like
to curl up with a good book.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
No, never, What do you vacation do you try to
do like theme park related or like beach related activity?

Speaker 10 (32:16):
What?

Speaker 17 (32:16):
What?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
What kind of vacations do you prefer to go on
beach related? Beach damn? Because of all the krill? All right?
Have you ever been set up on a date by
a friend? What's your favorite season?

Speaker 13 (32:30):
Summer?

Speaker 18 (32:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:31):
What's your favorite holiday?

Speaker 13 (32:34):
Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Nice?

Speaker 4 (32:38):
If you want to said Halloween, I would have had
a thought to.

Speaker 12 (32:42):
Do you have any hobbies?

Speaker 13 (32:44):
Not?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Really?

Speaker 13 (32:47):
What do you do for a living super, I'm a
mobile pet groomer.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?
Dog dog? Do you drink regular so or died soda?

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Regular soda?

Speaker 18 (33:03):
What?

Speaker 10 (33:04):
What?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
And where are your tattoos?

Speaker 13 (33:07):
Not?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
If he knows, I'm like thirteen of them?

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Yeah, couple on my side.

Speaker 13 (33:13):
I got some cat popperings on my shoulder and how
much you hate that? That's some EDM related tattoos on
my arm. I don't have a tattoo of Maui on
my shoulder.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Oh Maui like the island or like the character.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Not from the island.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Do people usually think you look older or younger than
your actual age?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Younger younger?

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Did you play an instrument? In high school.

Speaker 13 (33:42):
No, and I did not go to high school.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Oh what do you mean you didn't go to high school?

Speaker 13 (33:46):
I'm a seventh trade dropout?

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Seventh grade dropout?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
How did that happen? Now, this has nothing to do
with like fat or skinny? Imious? How did you drop
out of seventh grade?

Speaker 13 (33:57):
Well, my dad gave me too many choices, and I
went to eight different schools before seventh grade, and he
asked me if I wanted to continue going to school,
which is not a decision somebody that should make. But
I said no, and I didn't have to go anymore.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
So it wasn't me.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
You weren't like pregnant or anything.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
No?

Speaker 6 (34:14):
Never.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Do you have kids?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
No?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
No, no kids?

Speaker 6 (34:18):
All right?

Speaker 12 (34:19):
Married, no dating anyone?

Speaker 6 (34:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
This is full bush or hardwood floors, small patch, small patch,
a small.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Ten so a design?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah? All right? This is who's your favorite professional wrestler?

Speaker 13 (34:37):
I don't even think I could name a professional wrestler.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
You tried?

Speaker 2 (34:41):
That is surprising? Sorry, boy, don't be sorry. Sorry.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Do you consider yourself to be impulsive?

Speaker 6 (34:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I think. I mean I feel like I've been locked
up and locked I have a couple of different theories.
Oh oh, what kind of milk do you buy? Whole
two percent or skim whole dressed whole mill that's a hippie.
Have you ever dabbled with the ladies? Yes, yes, like
full on, full time, like nice, give a mouth party

(35:11):
a woman. Okay, h good for you, that is nice?
All right. Have you ever been a mistress? Like have you?

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Have you ever been the other? Have you ever been
the other woman?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Like?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah, not that I know of, Given.

Speaker 7 (35:24):
Your bisexual leanings, who's the most attractive member of the
Woody Show in your opinion?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
To you that you would helk up with tonight right now?
Just say because that's what you No, No, I don't.

Speaker 13 (35:35):
Well it's hard. Looks like Sammy, but then Morgan's got
like the best personality, but then Gina's so.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Tam It doesn't have to be one of the ladies,
but you your preference would be the ladiest before the dudes.
Oh yeah, okay it so yeah yeah yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:52):
And then men, I'm locked in. I'm locked in in
anybody else?

Speaker 6 (36:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Any other questions? Has something you can reveal to us?

Speaker 18 (36:06):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (36:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (36:07):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Uh? What kind of watch do you wear? Do you
wear a watch? I don't, you don't do you have
lots of piercings.

Speaker 13 (36:14):
I only have my ears on my belly button, all right,
and that since I was.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Here, here's my thought process, guys. I have so much
in the fat column that I think almost like I
must be getting fooled.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
That's how I feel, is right.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
It's all okay, so older. The hair color thing, like
the fact that you like, you know, I put that
for whatever reason in the fat column, right because if
it's like the wild colored stuff, it's one thing. But
like the wild colored stuff, the android thing, medicine, that's
where you're going with that one. The fact that she
wears wedges a posts like heels or things like that

(36:51):
same thing with the pants over like a dress.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
The fact that she you know, needs cheese to survive
Thanksgiving was her big holid a pet groomer. No offense
to pet groomers, but I kind of feel like if
I had the stereotype like yes, be yeah, thirteen different tattoos,
seventh grade drop out, impulsive, whole milk, all these things,
sheet cake, trader, Joe's Sheetcake all those things out of

(37:16):
the fat now under skinny the name Jade true, I
have a skinny column agreed Trader Joe's as a general
rule of thumb, I have in the skinny column going
to the beach as the preferred vacation. She's never been
set up on a date by a friend. Summer is
her preferred season. Regular soda I have in the in
the skinny column and also e DM chick.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Yeah, I have the skinny wrestler.

Speaker 8 (37:40):
I had two that set that sort of outweigh everything
of the fat column for me, and I can't totally
explain it. Eight m and living in Maui, like that's
you kind of fit like silence. I too have been
to Maui, but if you, but not like a full
time residence.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
She has lived in Maui.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
But generationally, I.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Just got to go with the I just got to
go with the numbers. And I'm so I'm locking in
on fat. What do you lock in on? I'm looking
on skinny skinny? All right, Greg.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Gory, I'm with you. I think like there's so much
in the fat column that we might be being fooled.
But I'm gonna stick with my gut and say.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Fat all right, Greg Gory, all right, menace everything screamed
nuclear fat and Sammy and and sea bass.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
What did I write the second over her mouth? Yes,
he wrote fat.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Yeah, you have a fat voice.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
But but.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
As we talked more and more and more, I started
leaning skinny and again, yeah, it went back to the
second you start saying eight m and then you drink
regular soda. As you go to Trader Joe's, you drink
whole milk. So all right, I'm gonna say skinny, even
though my initial thought, all.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
Right, your thoughts, I will for all the reasons you
guys have mentioned. And then then the living on the
island thing that gets you big, which is again counterproductive,
but that that goes into her preferring beaches in summer
and things of that nature. Yeah, yeah, And but I'm
not gonna try to overthink it. I'm gonna stick with fat.
I'm going to not try to fill myself either side.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Sammy, I actually think skinny.

Speaker 12 (39:22):
I'm with Gina on this. Eed m to me, super skinny.

Speaker 11 (39:24):
You're going to festivals, You're walking around a lot.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
Yeah yeah, and to enjoy that.

Speaker 11 (39:29):
And the loving summer and the beach and then also
the being a mobile pet groomer, which means that she's
in one of those like little truck van things.

Speaker 12 (39:37):
I think you have to be small to even want
to be in that.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
I thought maybe you were confusing that she was walking
tall for appointments, And yes, I think because we use
we use one of those services. And yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah,
all right, so you're walking in on skinny.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
All right.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Now we have a picture.

Speaker 12 (39:54):
We have three for three.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Yeah, we have three.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
We have a we have a picture that is right
in front of us. We're gonna open that up. It's
been you know, sealed shut, and we will find out.
Text your vote over to two to nine eighty seven.
Fat chick or skinny chick. Now on the count of three,
we will open and find out the answer. Here we're
going it. Here we go one, two, three.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
Open it up.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Hard.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
My god, look how hot she am?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
And now back to the Woody Show. We are the
results of your decision at tune in this morning. It
is the Woody Show. If you want to give us
a call, I can do that on the phones eight
seven seven forty four, Woody, send us a text, send
your check ins, whatever you got over to two two
nine eight seven. All right, So what is old is

(40:51):
new again? The once popular social media app Vine making
a comeback sorta, but with an AI twist. The people
over at Twitter X whatever you want to call it,
they have recovered the original Vine archive to give users
access to their old content. Yeah. Those are those six
second video Yeah. And on top of that, you'll soon

(41:12):
be able to create six second videos the type that
made Vine famous, just by typing prompts into a new
tool called groc Imagine. And it's all part of a
plan to turn x into a one stop shop for
social and entertainment. Now, some people, like Elon's number one
weirdo fan Sea Bass here, all hyped about it, Others
saying it's just more AI slop, which my wife is

(41:35):
so turned off by anything AI that she sees online.
She's like, oh my god, it takes no imagination. Just
type something in there. It's not impressive because it was
just created by a computer. Yeah, it's neat, how you know,
I guess kind of realistic, but like, there's nothing real
about it.

Speaker 10 (41:49):
I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Throughout history, everybody that has fought technology and not learned
technology has worked.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
She just doesn't find it entertaining. When she's like these
AI clips, video clips or whatever, don't you go it's
just a eh, Mary, it's not interesting. Playboy is back,
relaunching its Playmate of the Month competition, rebranding it as
the Great Playmates Search. Here we go, Morgan, another chance
for some money. The Casting Calls Global invites fans to

(42:17):
vote online. Former playmates will vote on the finalists. The
winner twenty five thousand dollars in cash, a professional photo shoot,
inclusion in the twenty twenty seven Playboy calendar, a year
of Honey Burdette lingerie. Sure, I don't know, I've never
heard that brand name before, modeling contracts, and more. Second
place winner will get featured on an inside cover, receive

(42:40):
a fifteen thousand dollars cash prize, and some other similar benefits.
So there you go. It's still yeah. If you got it,
they could work for you. Yeah, why not? Thanks for
giving us some of your time. This morning, we are
the Woodies Show.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
To the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Well, the Golden Bachelor is back, you guys. They just
had their their first new episodisode one of the Bachelorette
seventy one year old Terry. She is a cosmetic dentist.
She assaulted the new old guy bachelor. Mel was the
guy who's looking for love. Yeah, with her puppet. She
had this puppet. Now a little quick backstory. Now here's Meil.

(43:16):
She's seventy one years old, George, she looks she's seven.
I'm like seventy one.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
That's wow, Zion.

Speaker 12 (43:28):
Chris Kardashian did your face?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Oh yeah, she looks incredible. Yeah yeah, what do you think?

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Smash your pass?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Smash, smashash. I would never think there's a guy online
he goes it's like NFL players wives, NFL owners wives. Yeah, yeah,
he raised that goes, uh smash. It's real thoughtful about it.
It's just his delivery cracks me up. Anyway, So she
uh had the puppet smack the bachelor guy because again

(43:59):
the name mel. He was on a podcast and he
had the nerve to say that he preferred women forty
five to sixty. He's sixty six.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Of course he does.

Speaker 12 (44:09):
Well, that's probably normal for a sixty six year old guy.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Right, Okay, but like whatever, that's his preference. Just anything
else women. You have a rule about height, height, you know,
yeah whatever. Any So, he addressed this one on the show,
said it was wrong for the say what else are
you going to say? In a roomful of old chicks?

Speaker 5 (44:26):
You know, yeah, that's who he was about to date.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
But yeah, here is I have a little clip. This
is uh Terry attacking him with the puppet.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Near Hi mail, I'm Terry from Houston, and this is Carly,
my favorite dental assistant.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Hy Neil.

Speaker 9 (44:40):
I bet you weren't expecting all these women over sixty
who looks so hot, right, correct?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
And I bet you weren't expecting this either.

Speaker 12 (44:50):
That even.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I don't think I've ever been hit by a puppet before.
That was for all women over sixty, because he has
never been exposed to women like us.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
She looks better than she sounds. She really stuck it
to him.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Based all that. What do you think did she or
did she not get a rose?

Speaker 19 (45:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (45:17):
I mean she sounds annoying. No, but no matter how
good she looked.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
But it's good content because she's crazy.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
But he's the one that has to give him out.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
But producers, my producers, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (45:30):
Yes, Yes, I'm going to say yes because he has
something to proved now that he's not ages.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
I think she got a rosy guy. She's hanging in.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
There being hot.

Speaker 12 (45:42):
Helps.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah, guys, you brought you brought a puppet. You're out
exactly doing character voices, but some bile or realness saying
his angle though because she brought it up, he couldn't
cut her.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Yeah, it would look no matter how all annoying she.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Was someone in the text. What is what do you
show a golden Masters? Well, I'm glad you asked, uh
Sea Bass. He had this idea a while ago. And
you know, because there's all these like cam girls, you know,
only it was before we're the only fans or only
fans is kind of that same idea, right, but you're right,
this is only fans. This is what all the only

(46:22):
fans girls were doing before, only fans. They would you know,
set up and they have these cams and they would
do stuff to themselves and live time.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Yeah, like thement it's like a.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Chat room kind of thing, but like a private chat room.
You go in there and you would just type in
and like communicate with the girl and you'd say, oh,
I want you to X y Z. And so anyway,
there's something for everybody. And so you get these you know,
what what do they call them? Uh, it's mature. I
think it's what they use in the porn world. So
like that for all the ground. It's like grandma stuff,

(46:55):
you know. So they have like these old women. Yeah,
they got these old chicks who are who are doing
these these candam Yeah, and so Sea Mass would jump
in there and he would he would type to them
and have and so you'll hear like a little like
kind of sound effect that just means that he's tipping them. Yeah,
And so they always have It's my favorite part. They

(47:15):
always have some kind of reaction to it. Yeah, you know,
like some kind of like because some of these chicks
have devices they're wired in, yeah, that are wired into
the system so that when you tip them, it's like
having the remote control for vibrating panties. It hits them
with a yeah.

Speaker 13 (47:31):
Right.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
And and some of these chicks, you know, they have
like very dramatic Here's one. This is just to give
you an idea. This is from a previous season of
what he show a bachelorette. Seed Mass with the with
the old ladies.

Speaker 18 (47:44):
Hello, Sebastian, welcome in, good morning, Oh Sebastian. I love that.
Hello Sebastian, Thank you baby. Oh I'm sweating. Give it
to me all you've got, Sebastian.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
What's small with he's right your day.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Instead of being like a perv and saying like sick
sexual stuff, he'll just say like stuff like what makes
you smile childhood? When he types it in doesn't ye.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
What's small with he's right your day?

Speaker 18 (48:25):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 15 (48:27):
I've been told I was amazing three times today already,
so that has brightened my day. But in real life,
my grand babies brighten my day a million times over.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
She's sitting there with her old beaver out. You know,
I like taking taking Sebastian's tips and talking about your grandchildren,
talking about your grandchildren when you're muffs out, what are
you doing?

Speaker 15 (48:57):
Are you going to be a good boy and take
me to play, Sebastian. You're just gonna throw thirty five
cents at me and bte this on your dollar that
you tipped. I got thirty five cents off of that,

(49:17):
so now I got a dollar.

Speaker 10 (49:22):
Got it so much?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
They're literally doing this for a dollar.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yeah, let me let me try to find Let me
try to find one where they got like the over
the top like you know, hello that Sebasti.

Speaker 18 (49:34):
How you love.

Speaker 20 (49:37):
Oh Sebastion, Oh, and I love it when you do
that sweetness.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Oh it's so good.

Speaker 18 (49:49):
Oh you're quiet.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Next with an expert? Yeah, h button, we're so good
with a mouse.

Speaker 6 (49:58):
What's the most central part of a friendship?

Speaker 20 (50:04):
What's the most what essential part of a friendship?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Honestly, yes, Sebastian.

Speaker 18 (50:13):
I am going to sit up because.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
I want to talk to you.

Speaker 18 (50:15):
I am finding you very very intriguing.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
You're actually asking me about myself.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Oh yeah, So.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
Who is your favorite actor or actress?

Speaker 20 (50:36):
Quite like Anthony Hopkins in some of the older roles
that he's been in, Not because he's British, just because
can we do this again? Because you are amazing? You
are a breath of fresh air. Amazing, Sebastian, You are fabulous.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
You are fabulous friend.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Yeah, hello that Sebastian.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
How are you love?

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Oh yeah, that's a big tip.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
The Woody Show. It is the Woody Show. Welcome back. Well,
this dude went around to some popular fast food spots
and he is reviewing their least ordered items and then
giving giving his review of the least ordered items. I

(51:34):
think it's just because I'm so hungry right now. I
had kind of like an earlier dinner last night, and
then I haven't had anything yet and I'm starving.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
I don't know. Why do you want me to order something?

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Can you order me a large zep bound place large?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Because you know this is the day. It's injection day. Yeah, okay, Yeah,
so it starts to like, dude, by tomorrow because I'll
do it today and then by tomorrow I'll have like
no appetite tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Really.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah, it's good like to take it like on a
Thursday or Friday going into a weekend.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Yea fall apart.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
It's the best time because that's when you're you're the appetites,
the present parts like that strongest.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I'm gonna ask you guys. Does it wear off eventually?
Not week by week, But I'm saying, let's say you've
been on zep bound for a year, does it your
body eventually just kind of get used to it?

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Yes, I mean that's why you go up in different dosages.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
Well, then you get to the top.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
I'm like at the fifteen whatever milligram whatever, whatever, the
highest one yeah for zet bound. Yeah, honest, do maybe
all like double fist.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
I've taken breaks for like two months and yeah, I mean,
it wasn't insane, yeah, but it did go up the hunger.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Let's talk about food, Yeah, I am right. So this
guy goes to some popular fast food spots reviewing their
least ordered items.

Speaker 21 (52:51):
What is the least ordered item at fast food chains?
Starting off with McDonald's, which, according to the available data,
is actually the filet o fish?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
All right, now, the fish I love. Yeah, I don't
order it very often, nobody does, I guess not, but
it's still it hangs around on the menu, and I
think maybe it's because they want somebody to have a
fish option.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Yeah, yeah, is it just so they have the fish option?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 21 (53:15):
Elible data is actually the filet o fish. And I
could see why because this didn't look too appetizing, but
to be honest, it didn't taste too terrible. This is
similar to Burger king, whose least popular item is their
big fish sandwich that actually tasted much better than the
file o fish.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
That is true, Burger King's fish sandwich is better than McDonald's,
but I didn't know the big fish. Yeah, big fish,
the fla fish is good, and you can ask them
to put the big mac sauce instead of the tartar
sauce on on the onish and that's that's pretty good.
Do they put cheese on the fish? Yeah, yeah, it's good,

(53:49):
I just don't think about its.

Speaker 21 (53:50):
Least popular item is their cool Wrap, which is actually
fire and Taco Bell's least popular was a three cheese
chicken flat bread melt, which was basically just a fatter
case of dia and this was also incredible. And their
least popular item is their taco salad, what actually comes
with an entire side of chili and taste pretty good,
So great value there. Starbucks least popular food item is
these potato cheddar and Child's Bake, which were like little
kishas and tasted quite good, while KFC's was surprising their

(54:13):
chicken pot pie, which I personally love.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Dude, the chicken pop pye at KFC is bomb.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Well was there anything? Is there such thing as a
bad chicken pot pie?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (54:22):
Oh really?

Speaker 6 (54:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Those frozen ones that you get calendars awesome, Yeah, some
of them, like the crust.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Is meggat dry Bland's flaky and buttery, yeah calendar, Yeah,
the Marie calendars is I agree, it is good.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Yeah, really, but there's some out there non Marie.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
It's like, I'll order a chicken pot pie just eat
the crust on the top, the same way I'll order
French onion soup just to eat the cheese the top.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Yeah so good.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yeah, Costco chicken pot pie was so tempted.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
The only thing about chicken pot pie is you never know.
They're kind of like hot pockets, where you never know,
like the degree of how hot it is, and you're like, Okay,
it's good, and then it's just a thousand skin off
your mouth.

Speaker 21 (55:09):
Blair food item is these potato cheddar and Child's Bake,
which were like little kishes and tasted quite good, while
KFC's was surprising their chicken pot pie, which I personally love,
but definitely the most underrated, least popular item from a
fast food chain how to have come from Duncan with
their white cheddar bagel twist taking the cake as the
best item of the day.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
White cheddar bagel twist twists. Okay, it looks good in
the video. I've never even heard of it. Yeah, I'm
willing to try it, like right now, the white cheddar
What white bagel twist? White cheddar bagel twist?

Speaker 5 (55:39):
Like it's like garlic knots but a long yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
All right, yeah, it looks really good. Really yeah. Four,
he text us over to two to nine eight seven.
All right, So a woman in LA saw a guy
cut in line. In it Out, but they told her

(56:02):
that he didn't actually get away with it. Okay, check
out what in and Out does. I don't know if
this is like a company thing or this is kind
of like an unspoken thing among the employees, but this
is what in and Out does when they catch a
line cutter.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Everybody's waiting in line on this side street.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
There's so many cars in line.

Speaker 9 (56:19):
This silver Toyota cuts everybody right at the corner of
the side street in.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
The driveway, and I see it all happen.

Speaker 12 (56:27):
The staff still takes their order and everything.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
That guy just cut everybody.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
There's no way.

Speaker 9 (56:31):
So when it was my attorney to order, I placed
my order and then I was like, by the way,
like that silver Toyota cut everybody in line.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
He's like, oh yeah, I saw them do that.

Speaker 9 (56:39):
They put like a home run note is what he
called it, which basically means that they're going to take
his order, but they'll tell him to pull out, put
his blinkers on. In the front and then they're just
going to take way longer to make his order as
if he were to wait in line.

Speaker 12 (56:53):
Anyways, I love In and Out so much.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
I heard about that and I couldn't remember the name
of it. Home running them Yeah funny.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
So it makes it's like punishing them.

Speaker 8 (57:05):
Because they wouldn't be able to get away with being like, sorry,
we don't have an order for you, you know, like
keep sending them through.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
But this is perfect love it.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Yeah, but when that legit happens to you, when you
get hate that, why why maybe you could.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Just let me just let me sit here because in
anticipation at the window.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
When I do go to In and Out, that has
not happened to me, But because they don't have a
spot for it like McDonald's. Yeah but McDonald's, and thankfully
it hasn't happened to me in a really long time.
It does.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Yeah, it's just.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Ruins your day.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
You're like, why am I waiting going to forget about me?

Speaker 2 (57:47):
I mean we used to do things with difficult customers
when I worked fast food, Like they would put in
a special like grill order, and it's like that's what
they're saying they would note the order basically because there
was a home run, right, but ours would be a
special grill order on a on a regular whether it
were no no onions or no ketchup requests, that just
means that they were difficult. And that's when the guys

(58:09):
of the grill would do something and I don't know exactly,
like they serve him a or something.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Yeah, I think I.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Told you that they would. They would spray every once
in a while with that like stainless steel cleaner, like
like just just accidentally dropped the patty on the ground.
And that was before the term Karen existed.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
When I worked at Little Caesars, we never did anything
like that. We're never no, We never messed with anybody's order,
even if they were weird. And we did have this
weird one guy that would come in and he would
keep his motorcycle humet on so you can see his face,
and he demanded that we pulled out the pizza early
so I had no burn spots on the cheese, burn

(58:49):
spot on the cheese. He would make us do it again.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
So it was like, Howard Hughes so weird, So you're
not welcome here.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
Sir, Yeah, your business isn't needed.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Trying to even even the other place. It wasn't fast food.
It was like a sit down and order, like a
Denny's kind of place. Same thing, man, When someone was difficult,
they got messed with.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
See I worked at a pizza place. We never messed
with food. But there were things I did that I'm
ashamed of, Like when we had a baseball team come
in and there was just tons and tons and tons
of people and we were running low on plates and
they were all soaking in the sink. I might have
just grabbed them and dried them.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
And that They weren't even being difficult, it was just
there was a big party of people. You didn't have time.
This was exclusive to people who were being dicks. Like
if I existing, if you're being treating someone like they're
your your slave servant kind of person. Yeah, they're waiting tables.
But if you're just being this like super high maintenance, demanding,

(59:46):
not friendly, just you know, you know the person they
got messed with. But if you put cleaner on food,
you can get them sick. Of course. Now the grill
a fast food place, Greg, and I wasn't working the grill.
I was a cashier, as you remember, So if somebody
was difficult, yes I did put the quote grill order
in letting them know. But as far as what happened,

(01:00:07):
I might have heard about some things, I didn't participate
as far as doing the actual actual spread. Just know
some some of the types of things that happened back
when I sold self. Yes, you're right, yeah, that's I
wouldn't take that risk.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
When I sold cell phones, we did mess with people
that were being rude because back in the day in
the mall where they sold cell phones in the middle
of the mall, they those were pretty much just middle men,
you know. They weren't like actually AIGHTE and T or
Verizon or whatever. They were just a middle company, so
you weren't actually buying the company from them directly, and

(01:00:41):
so they had customer service issues. They would we would
have to call a number and actually call for Rizon
and say, hey, can you fix their problem? But if
they're being rude, they're like, here, call the number yourself.
And one time just like did not like that, and
she threw a phone at me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
So I had to call them all copic, we got
more what show for you next seconds coming up? Next
on the Woody Show.

Speaker 16 (01:01:03):
Maybe it'll be something like we're just getting you know
what I'm saying, I'm just getting up, enjoying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Myself, or something much darker. Yeah, I forget, I'll just die.

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Cares have you taken like a bunch of photos now
so that your daughter can put those up at her
wedding when you're gone?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Yeah? This my dad would have loved to have been here. Yeah, exactly,
But he said to a Woody Show back in a bit.
I feel like this is more for people who the
next step would be drinking hand sanitize. No Woody Show,
it needs the Woody Show. Wooding, Gregg's Venice, Sammy Sea Bass,

(01:01:36):
group of Clowns as always here dancing and juggling for
your enjoyment this morning. Phones are open at eight seven
seven forty four Woody text us over to two two
nine eight seven and Greg, what one of your favorite
kind of stories? All right, I'll give you a clue.
This one isn't about people releasing balloons. So any guesses

(01:01:58):
in the room. What it's about?

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Running water, running water?

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Good guess?

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Garbage?

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Yeah, tarking outside your own home?

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
A message in a bottle, A message in a bottle
those eighties. This time a kid in Florida who found
a message in a bottle the two kids in Hawaii
had tossed in the ocean seven years ago. Oh wow.
Eleven year old Josie Law of Michigan was vacation with
her family there in Florida, found it in the water
near Bradenton. The note with a thirteen year old and

(01:02:29):
an eight year old dated August seventeenth, twenty eighteen. You
want to hear what the what was in the note?
I hope you find this message. Here's the here's the
girl and her mom talking about the bottle. I saw
the knowing battle. Hello people who found this, you will
be happy that you found this. Why because you will

(01:02:49):
know me with this number. And I just popped into
my phone and decided to text. They text me about
it was actually a twenty one year old girl from
Hawaii and her little brother who had also found a
message in a bottle. Yeah, everybody gets now they know
who they can send the littering fine too.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
It's like that old school what do they do in
the mail? The fording thing?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Chain mail. People are arguing online about this if the
story is real or not because if it really did
start in Hawaii, it went a very long way to
get to Florida. Yeah, And the argument is because the
ocean currents would have had to float down to the
tip of South America, up the coast of Africa, back
across the Atlantic Ocean to the Florida coast.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
You know, would that have taken seven years?

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
So do you buy it? Text yes or no over
to two two nine eighty seven. Or is this mom
and this whole girl just a couple of attention horse,
I mean their pro litters, so they're probably pro lying.
I don't think they cordated. You're completely made up.

Speaker 12 (01:03:53):
Yes, what I'm saying it sounds unrealistic.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
That's the arguments one or the other. You either believe
it happened and it did. All that a couple of bitches,
you know. Text your vote over to two two nine
eight seven. What a love go?

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Welcome back everybody?

Speaker 9 (01:04:16):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Uh, so, how's it going? Have you heard anything more
bored about? Uh? Tyler's lady?

Speaker 18 (01:04:27):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Are they are they boyfriend? Girlfriend?

Speaker 10 (01:04:29):
Now?

Speaker 19 (01:04:30):
I've heard that they have another date coming up in
the near future. I know that they live at distance apart,
so they're trying to uh make best use of their time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Oh there, I see him. But Tyler, so it's going well, right,
Tyler Tiler, is this your girlfriend?

Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
No, let's let's not use that word shop.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
I just ask. I think he's only gone on like
two days or something.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
We've only gone on one guy like him moves quick.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Yeah, you got to you gotta trap him. I mean
you gotta, like you know that. We keep on hearing
about this distance thing, but you never explaining, like how
far the distance?

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
The distance between me and her about seventy miles? Oh yeah, okay, cool,
I've done something like that, so that's a no big deal. Yeah,
seventy miles. That's a road trip. Yeah. I had a
long distance thing with my wife when we first started dating.
I was living in San Francisco, she was living in
Saint Louis. We had just been friends forever, and we
always had these conversations like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Oh, I got to find somebody more like you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
I got to find somebody more like You're like, well,
what if we just tried it and it was long distance?
So every weekend Friday after the show, I'd get on
a plane. I'd fly three and a half hours whatever
it was to Saint Louis. I'd spend the weekend there
Sunday afternoon, fly back to San Francisco and do and
then she would show you guys as well every once
in a while, but it's mostly me making that trip
to UH to Saint Louis and all those things. And

(01:05:46):
then you figure it out, because then that distance either
becomes a thing where it's like good, there's this distance,
it doesn't have to be awkward, or it's one of
those well, you know, we would rather be together more.
And then and then you figure it out. And she
eventually lived with you. She did, yeah, when she moved
out there. But speaking of San Francisco, this bachelorette is
saying that the dating sites aren't working for her anymore,

(01:06:08):
and so she's taking things to the next level. Her
name is Lisa, and down one of the busier highways,
it's on the one oh one, she put these billboards
up and got her face on them, advertising her website,
and they've been up there for about a month and
she says it's like safety, like a safety measure, you
know what I mean. So she's doing this very publicly.

(01:06:31):
This is not some pr stuff, but I want to know, like,
do you believe it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Do you believe this is not a publicity? Do you
really believe that she's looking for somebodyship. Yeah, she was
previously engaged to her long term boyfriend, but he sadly
passed away two years ago. And while that sucks, at
least it proves that she'll be with you to the
very end if you're interested in applying to be her beloved. Oh,

(01:06:58):
the website has an Apple location page. It shows what
her likes and dislikes are, what her non negotiables are. Yeah,
here's here's a here's a little clip. It's been months
since I've been on a date. I can't even get
men to talk to me on any of the apps.

Speaker 12 (01:07:11):
I don't understand what's going on, but I figured it's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Time for a bold move.

Speaker 13 (01:07:15):
And what's bolder than running billboards on the side of
a major highway to essentially market myself?

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
All right, So yeah, she's definitely marketing herself.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
This is a real endeavor, and my primary goal is
the love of my life, get married and start a fam.

Speaker 11 (01:07:30):
Now followers very much like I'm sure you all remember
the Mary, Kate and Ashley movie billboard down.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Yeah, billboard up. And that's the end up getting their date,
you know, and uh yeah, publicity whatever, it's working people
were talking about. But okay, so go to Mary Lisa
dot com. You can see some pictures. M A R
R Y l I s a dot com.

Speaker 12 (01:07:56):
She has to do that. There's some pictures, no offense,
what Morgan, it's really nice. She's like this Petita my opinion.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
There's a couple of pictures. Get normal.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
She's like a regular not a supermodel, but she's like
a normal looking chick.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
She's she's nice.

Speaker 12 (01:08:15):
Yeah, it's still marketing. I don't think she really wants love.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
I think she does.

Speaker 12 (01:08:18):
I think she does really.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
To the point where she might be crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
There's a couple more pictures by watches like Mary.

Speaker 19 (01:08:31):
She loves cats and she's artistic and creative. I mean,
we have somebody in the studio that loves cats.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
What about Menji? You know what, men she would look
good with her she needs Yeah, you know what, Menji.
This this looks like a chick that you I think
you guys like would match well.

Speaker 12 (01:08:49):
Is a good idea almost related, I mean high.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Energy, healthy, active lifestyle and yeah, take a look at
the picture energy Okay, I'm looking at the picture. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 17 (01:09:01):
So there's one thing that I think that I don't
qualify for this because she lists that her non negotiables
is that this person must have.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
A bachelor's degree.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Oh, she'll get over a random bachelor's degree. What do
you only have a doctorate?

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
No, I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 12 (01:09:18):
Dress you dressed like you have on them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Yeah, yeah, you can, don't worry about that. Yeah. What
are some of her other non negotiables? Do you have
the other ones up there?

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Uh?

Speaker 17 (01:09:28):
Okay, yeah, let's see it must be on board with
a monogamous relationship. You're fine with that, right, Yeah, let's
see a marriage or dating with the intention of marriage,
stating a family.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
With what are your intentions? Do you do you want
to be married someday or no? You know what, I'm open,
you know, I'm open to it.

Speaker 17 (01:09:48):
Yeah, I'm not like super set on Oh I need
to get married and you have a family all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
And did you have any tattoos or piercings because she
doesn't like that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
No tattoos, no piers in good Yeah, I think she
can get that. You can get over the because he's
got a he's got a good job. You know, she
can look past he's a professional. He's not just like
anybody off the street kind of thing you can lie about.

Speaker 8 (01:10:10):
No psychedelic drugs and good hygiene. I think Menji qualifies.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
Are those the other non negotiable? She sounds so fun?

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Yeah, you shower every day?

Speaker 9 (01:10:18):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, acquired of course in Yeah, go apply
Menji if you want to see her? What Mary m
A R R Y Lisa dot com, Mary Lisa dot com.

Speaker 12 (01:10:31):
Wait is there an application?

Speaker 8 (01:10:32):
Well, you can apply for yourself or apply for someone
else Sonji. If you don't want to do it, I'll
take care of it right now.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
What's wrong with this picture? Who she said on the beach?

Speaker 12 (01:10:40):
She's fine, she's just regular. Like I don't think i'd
be friends with her.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
He wouldn't. What's wrong with regular people?

Speaker 12 (01:10:46):
I like weirdos, you know, I mean that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
Tell me that photo like that? That's the one.

Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
Yeah, that one kind of like trying to be She
sent that in to the Bachelor or the bachelorette and
they didn't choose her.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
But she's all but she you know, that's like this
looks like there's something wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
This looks like one of the you know, this looks
like a screenshot from one of those medication ads. Yeah,
like you have like herpies or something whatever it is,
like valtrex.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
Or I don't know, that's actually true.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
I'm living my life right now thanks to Valtrex. Now
I'm happy. Yeah, now I'm happy. I no longer have AIDS,
but at least control, at least.

Speaker 12 (01:11:29):
Take like a polarized wait her husband died, right or fiance?

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Yeah, yes, no, yeah, I don't think I don't. At
least you know, she's got money if she can afford billboards,
like the.

Speaker 12 (01:11:41):
Girl that knows what she wants and goes hey.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Well, back in the day, you remember there was the
Aid's diet pill, a y D S, A y d S.
That was that was that was a real thing. So
this was like an actual ad like one of those chewaboles. Yeah,
it was a y D is supposed to aid you
in losing weight. But like, listen, the way that this
whole thing read was a little different.

Speaker 7 (01:12:02):
Oh no, what's wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
If I gained that much weight, my diet's not working.

Speaker 18 (01:12:08):
Use a diet aid diet pills, not pills.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
The AIDS diet plan with candy cubes. I said this
AIDS diet plant. Yeah, I am. I was overweight and
embarrassed to go any place. AIDS help me get back
into the size twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Age helps control your appetite, so you lose weight. Yet
age lets you taste, chew and enjoy.

Speaker 6 (01:12:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
The appetite suppressing in AGE.

Speaker 6 (01:12:28):
Is not a stimulant. Eight helped me lose the weight.

Speaker 18 (01:12:32):
It has nothing in it that could make me nervous.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
No question.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS aide
help you lose weight safely and effectively.

Speaker 6 (01:12:40):
Use only as director.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Yeah, right, when you can enjoy AIDS comically large. It's disgusting.
The Woody Show, I believe I want to give Craig
to the wrong person. Was it Henry Report?

Speaker 19 (01:12:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Yeah, I think it was on a report.

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
I said, if I would have asked the public what
they wanted, they would have told me a faster horse.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
But instead we have the automobile. It makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I saw a text again. I know we do crossroads
and everything else, and I've said this a million times,
like the people who listen to the show, we do.
We appreciate you guys, So much. It's the people and
you heard, you've heard the Crossroads.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Like those people.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
You really can't do much with those people, right, So
it's just best of the kind of part way. So
it's not that we're not interested in, you know, feedback, criticism,
whatever you got, I'd love to hear, you know, any
kind of constructive criticism. Now, one thing I did see
the other day I meant to bring up. We made
a conscious decision. You know, I can't remember exactly when
it's been over a year at least, but you know,

(01:13:46):
for a long time, it was like we were like
doing a bit and then into the next bit, and
then a bit and then another bit, you know. And
it was argued to me by a number of people
on the show that we get away from that and
is just start doing more of like these like conversations
on stuff as opposed to doing this segment and then
that segment. And then the person who sent us the

(01:14:08):
email or I'm sorry the text was saying that, you know,
they liked the show the way it used to be
because you would do a bit about this and then
a segment about that, and now it's just you guys
talking about stuff and things that are going on, like
in your lives or whatever. So like every once in
a while I do because I overthink everything, and so
I'm just curious as a listener. I don't know, like,

(01:14:32):
what do you what do you prefer? You know, do
you do you like the bits, the segments and things
like that, or do you like it when it's more
of like a conversation about these different things kind of
as they come.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
Up or fifty?

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Yeah, I think like a balance, which is.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Kind of what we've been That's what we've been doing.
It has been more of the fifty to fifty. It
used to be more like a I would even say
it was just stretch to say it was seventy five
twenty five. Because I always kind of felt like, I
don't think we're all that interesting. I don't feel like
we're all that interesting. There's nothing really truly remarkable about
any of us. We're just normal ass. But what do
you call it? Regular ass? She's just a regular ass girl.

(01:15:09):
Whatever we are, we're just like these regular ass people.
We don't live any kind of like you know, crazy
exciting live, but.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
And so because I hear some of these other shows
and they're they're they're talking about these things, and I go, oh,
my god, who cares? And so it's a thing that
is kind of set in me as a listener of
other things. And then I don't want us to be
inside jokes and things that I want people to be
able to tune in relate to something or you know,
I want you to I want you to be feeling it,

(01:15:41):
you know. And so I'm just curious. So now now
I'm asking, I'm asking if you want a faster horse. No,
but I'm just I'm curious to get your feedback because
it's just something that text came up and been thinking
about it ever since. Yeah, that that happens with you,
it does one text will kind of change things. No, No, No,

(01:16:02):
I'm saying it to be a random conversation with anybody
that I have in life, and it gets me thinking
about something, the things that like it's a thought starter
and it gets me like, you know what, maybe that's
a good point.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
And you're open to those suggestions.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Because because I'm open to it about something will hit
me the right way. Maybe it's something that I've been
thinking about or whatever. And so somebody says and I go,
you know what, I should think more about that, I
should ask about this. We just want to make sure
that you get what you want and what you're paying
for it. Yeah, which is nothing. You definitely get what
you pay for values. Yeah, you can hit us up

(01:16:35):
on the conversation what you think over to two two
nine eight seven, Like this person upset with Morgan five
to one six more needs to figure out her brandy. Yeah,
one minute she acts like she's hideous, the next minute
she puts down other people's looks.

Speaker 12 (01:16:49):
Well, first of all, wasn't putting that woman down, But she.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Should really work on bringing more value because she comes
off like an attention thirsty bitch and it makes it
hard to listen.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Yeah. Sorry, like this guy a coffee, Maybe you put.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Too much emphasis on looks. Girl, there's more to life.

Speaker 12 (01:17:10):
That was one year old. There's not much more right now,
to be honest, Like, I'm in that phase of life
where that's what matters.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Yeah. Look, here's here's the thing. In this particular thing
we were First of all, I was wondering the girl
who put up the billboards, looking for, you know, a husband,
something to start a family with. I wanted to figure
from everybody in the room and listening. Do you think
that was legit? And then of course if she's putting
herself out there with all these pictures, you should see
how many pictures she has on this website. There's a
billion of it's broke out to my trip to Vegas,

(01:17:38):
my trip to Europe, my trip to this and she's
she's she's putting herself out there. And so I think
it's fair when somebody does an opinion. Yeah, especially if
you're talking about dating and there's nothing man that does
that get annoying when everybody talks about like how you
have a preference and the type of person that you're
attracted to, and people give you crap about it. Everybody's

(01:17:59):
attracted to something. Everybody has a preference.

Speaker 12 (01:18:02):
Oh guys, credit to this girl. I was looking at
her website right for height. She has no preference.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Other people do, Like, you know, some dudes are more
into blondes or brunettes or I don't know whatever, But
who cares you like what you like?

Speaker 13 (01:18:19):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Yeah, yeah, there's no like. Uh, you know how businesses
have the the EEO rules, the equal opportunity rules or whatever.
There's no there's no DEI, there's no I don't know,
whatever it would be, whatever requirements, Like, well, before I
decide to officially date this person, I got to make
sure I talk to at least one person with a handicap, right,
I mean, if I got to make sure I have

(01:18:41):
see I have Yep, I've hit on at least two
Asians and you know, one person of a different faith
and uh yeah, they don't get back to you. Have
I considered dating a transsexual?

Speaker 6 (01:18:52):
I have?

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
I have not yet. I got to check that box
before I can go Instagram official with my my new relationship.
It's only fair, stupid, it's equitable, yeah, bottle, you know what,
I'm gonna get crap from you guys. I don't think
she's bad looking. I don't think she's again, I don't
think she's like a supermodel, but I think she's a cute.
Definitely not look.

Speaker 8 (01:19:11):
I think we're just ruined on always looking at like
super piping hot people like in you know, media, in
the room that to me in media and like everything,
and so a normal person's like, h.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
But if I'm okay, So let's assume for the sake
of this argument, that I was single, me personally okay,
Like I'm single what is single? Yeah, and like I
saw someone smoking hot or whatever, I'm immediately out right
because I figure, like that's unattainable.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
Out of your league.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Yeah, I want to see something attainable, right, I know
it is definitely obtainable. Yes, well, I mean no, I
think she's she seems. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
I don't know why, to be honest, I don't know
why it's so difficult.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Yeah, you can go and you can see for yourself.
You're just tuning in now. There is a girl. She
put a billboards all over San Francisco. She's looking for
like a husband. I'm going to start a fan with
her website that she set up as Mary m A
r R Y Lisa l I s a dot com,
Mary Lisa dot com. You can check it out there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
You bring out a good point metus, Like I don't
find the premise believable. I can't get any guys to
talk to.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Me under the planet.

Speaker 8 (01:20:20):
She's in her forties and she hasn't been married, and
I think she's looking for a creative way to think
outside the box and meet somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Something's going on there.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Yeah, and give me and then give us your thoughts,
like I asked you about the show related question about
uh bits segments or just you know, what do you
what do you prefer if you had your way, like,
what would you prefer? Hit us up on the text
over to two to ninety seven. We'll take a quick break,
we get some more whaties show for your next hang.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
On, if you're wearing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Look at me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
He'll be right back. More fun than gonorrhea.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
And I mean I've had gone a few times and
i I haven't had gone show. All right, Well, that's
gonna do it for Wednesday morning. Everybody's rude. The podcast
is waiting for you. Just go to the woodyshow dot com.
Full show podcast available there for you or on the
podcast platform of your choice anything between now and tomorrow morning.

(01:21:18):
You can leave on the after hours voicemail that numbers
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Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
Yeah, if you want to be classy, don't call it
box wine. Call it card Bordeaux like that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
That is the one thing that people when they start
talking to me about you, and they're also wine people. Uh,
they don't get it, Like, how is Greg a quote
wine guy? Yeah, but he loves boxed one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
Well, AI blame menace and b it's just so convenient
and plentiful.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
Yeah, but like a bottle is not convenient. Just open
it up and you just go to the tap, you
turn it, fill your glass, you keep going back.

Speaker 19 (01:22:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Have you ever seen those things at the restaurants, Like
it's almost like uh, beer taps, you know, but it's
all bottles of wine. They're upside down and yeah, like
that's what you need. Greg. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know, we love it,

(01:22:27):
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could
suck it. Catch back here on Thursday. Have a great day,
s M D double M Mom, the bitch, the bitch,
and happy holidays. All you hold is bitches,