FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 1st 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion, is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A.

Speaker 6 (00:45):
What's good everybody? Today marks the beginning of a brand
new year, Happy new year. It is Thursday, January the first,
twenty twenty sixth We are the Woody Show. Woody greg
Man's Gina grad. We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy
Morgan is here.

Speaker 7 (01:05):
She's our sociate producer, Vron, our video producer, Dumbass Tyler
is here. We got Bort and Menji holding things down
in the Woody Show production department.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
As you know, we are not here live today. We
are on holiday break, but we will be back to
start a brand new year the Woody Show on Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
But some good stuff lined up for you today. And
as we always say, if you haven't heard it, it's
that's right. We'd still like to hear your thoughts, your opinions,
anything you hear on the show. If there's something you got,
a story you want to add. There are certainly a
lot of ways to do that.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
The best way is the after hours voicemail eight seven
seven forty four Woody is the number. That's eight seven
seven forty four Woody. You can also email us find
us their email at the woodieshow dot com and of
course find us follow us on the social media platform
of your choice. Look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah,
coming up for you on the show today. It's just

(02:01):
uh you hear the term judging a book by its cover.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Yeah, that's exactly what we're doing.

Speaker 7 (02:06):
Also, you know our Ask series, so ask a mortician
questions we have had like pharmacy tech as cairopractor.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
No, that was more like a here the Defenders Center. Yeah,
how much for that dumb tattoo? Good people spent? I
saw a video. I just saw a video. This guy
he had bad tattoos, so he did a whole blackout.
Then he had that removed. That's got to be how
much did that?

Speaker 7 (02:35):
So you have the original tattoos, you paid for those,
then you paid for the blackout and that hurts like
a bitch, and then you paid for the removal all
gone and the pain, I mean there's so much pain.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yeah, that is so stupid.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
So that that's coming up for you today and Sea
Bass has something for us to get us started.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
News sa Sea bass, Dude, try again on that one.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Why do I sense that we're gonna hear about dogs
down here? We're not gonna do that, Greg, We're gonna
hear about so I've gone around because they're so cherished
in our heart. It'll be I've gone around the country
and the world and found stories of dugans and their
owners that are uplifting. Okay, good, Greg and powerful. We're
going to start w CNC Charlotte. Okay, little boy Jamie

(03:37):
and his little his little baby.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Tucker, Tucker. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 8 (03:43):
Jamie and Tucker have always been inseparable. The two are
at home with Jamie's grandparents and sister, Gemma, not far
from Asheville, when a mud slide slammed into their house.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I was on the couch. Then the house much slided
and I face planted into a wall.

Speaker 8 (03:58):
Grandma ended up on the roof, but Jamie was from
under the stairs and a pile of.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Rubble tossed that out casually. Yeah, kid got smoked in
the face. Sid mud slided.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
It was scary. I thought I was all alone, no
one else. I thought they died.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
His best hope, his best friend, Tucker.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
He was above me on top of it, and he
was farking.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Tucker stayed put until firefighters around.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
This is not their report.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I've repackaged it. It's my music and it's made better.

Speaker 9 (04:40):
Said.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
There's no way that would make news so much better.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
On top of it, and he was farking.

Speaker 8 (04:50):
Tucker stayed put until firefighters arrived and used chainsaws to
do Jamie out.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
It probably would have died if it wasn't for Tucker.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
The siblings.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
He used allowance money to pay for Tucker three years ago,
saving the dog days before he was to be put
down at a shelter.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
And here's the last dog there. And when he saw her,
she was married up to her.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
So you rescued Tucker?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (05:18):
Literally, my heart was made of stone until that last
day you.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
I hate that line. I hate that bumper stigger who
rescued who? It's very sweet and I think it's nice
that you did that, but I just don't like the bumpers.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
It's grammatically incorrect. It's whom, not who.

Speaker 11 (05:36):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
That really rats the part.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
That's why he hates it.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
That's the first thing that comes to mind.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Duga News, Jamie and Tucker so sweet Top Babe had
standing out the panel rebel and the game was on
the roof. Yeah, I mean literally saved.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Okay, so speaking and what happened to grandma? We never
heard anything.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Bitch, that's gonna be a w b r Z baton rouge.
A couple old ladies route and a couple of neighborhood
pit bulls wanted to give a kiss us.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Okay, you don't need to hurry up and get here.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Hurry up and get here.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
They're eating this woman.

Speaker 12 (06:12):
When Tuesday, residents say a neighbor was walking down her
driveway and fell. That's when two dogs living across the
street attacked her. One the resident saw the injuries. He
says they were graphic.

Speaker 13 (06:22):
The paramedic said that her left leg was tore up
pretty good around her calf, her right leg was a bit,
her arm was a bit, and a no bit on
the back of his neck.

Speaker 12 (06:35):
Another neighbor said she was also attacked by these same dogs.
She was too scared to come on camera, so her
daughter agreed to speak for her.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
Bitten my mom twice.

Speaker 13 (06:43):
My mom's eighty five years old, and both times she
required medical attentions.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
And then Mama said the lady just wasn't moving her
mama thought she was dead.

Speaker 12 (06:53):
The sheriff says, this isn't the first time those dogs
have attacked a person, and the owner has been sighted before.

Speaker 14 (06:58):
She's been through the system already, she's been fine.

Speaker 13 (07:01):
Here we are again, same dog, same situation.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
You all need to hurry up and get here.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Hurry up and get here. They're eating this woman. Wait,
it's a classic misunderside. What kind of dog that was?

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Say it?

Speaker 4 (07:17):
But I've got a photo there, man, the wrangling that
little deep bill baby.

Speaker 15 (07:23):
Probably I didn't see the dog in the photo, but
it's a classic misunderstanding.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
They said she fell down, so the dog was trying
to help CPR yeah with his mouth. Let me give
you kisses, drag you back to safety. Greg, This dog
looks a lot like your dog. My dog's way cute.
And the other neighbor lady who also just got got
kissed by that dugan was probably just you know, having

(07:50):
an episode or something. Right, Is it a mode all
of the pit variety? Yes, it's not as a right, right,
all right?

Speaker 6 (08:01):
So this is a seabass's dugan news.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, and that's five San Antonio, where a little a
thirteen year old girl and a little one year old
baby were joined by some other baby dugans.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
A.

Speaker 9 (08:16):
Thirteen year old girl who saved a baby from a
vicious dog attack as being called a hero.

Speaker 16 (08:21):
The teen fought from room to room as three pit
mixed dogs broke through doors, all in an effort to
save the baby and call for help.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Oh so stupid bit.

Speaker 17 (08:35):
And what's being described to me is it was almost
a tug of war for the baby between at least
one of the dogs and the little girl.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 17 (08:42):
She then took the baby and went into another bedroom,
at which point she was able to put the baby
on the floor and barricade the door using her body
to prevent the dogs from coming into that bedrooms.

Speaker 16 (08:55):
They say, the owner of the dog, who's the mother
of the team, year old Heather Rodriguez, is being charged
at this point with injury to a child by omission.
It's a felony. Her bond has not yet been set.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Stupid god.

Speaker 15 (09:14):
Another classic misunderstanding to kiss the baby was kissing and playing.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Literally playing tag of arw dogs like to play. We
all know that, sorry mix, that's weird. So she just
got confused. Didn't realize it was like using the kid.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
This is being yes, so cuting. All right, Well this
is sea bass is Dougan news.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
All right, let's talk. Let's talk about another uplifting story
from W. N. E. M. Saga Naw of Lilian and
little Nicholas and their little little Dugan friends in the neighborhood.

Speaker 18 (09:44):
Okay, Beca Chipwood says their kids were at their grandparents'
house Sunday playing in the backyard. The neighbor's dog got
into the yard and began biting Chipwood's daughter Lilian on
the face. Grateful for the quick actions of her son
Nicholas Russi to his sister's help, stopping the dog from
attacking his sister and getting them to safety.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I didn't want her to die. Are dankl for my brother?
Tell me? Because if he would, I'll get fine out.

Speaker 18 (10:16):
So stupid isn't a lot of pain, but recovery as
the dog attack caused their numerous near fatal wounds, and
over the big holidays, she'll be reflecting on just how
important family is to them.

Speaker 14 (10:29):
I'm very proud. He's the best big brother in the world.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
All right, So that was the basset hound. He's a
couple of pipples. Yeah you could say that, but I
didn't have that report. Don't make assumption well that Sometimes
the thing they do is there's a there's era, there's

(10:56):
a a lie biomission that a lot of news reports
do because you pit bleactivists like Greg will get on
their case if they mentioned, how dare you, you know,
stigmatize breed and yeah, you're definitely Britist, but I'm not yet.
There's a reason when automatic weapons and hand grenades are
not legal for human beings to own, for the general
public to own, because they in the wrong hands, they

(11:17):
become deadly very quickly.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
They can't blame the grenade.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
You got to blame the owner the wrong hands exactly.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Just a baby happened to, you know, appeal to white
trash individuals, all.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
Trash into trash for whatever reason.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Find they'll find more of them in the trailer park
than you do in the gated community. That's all I guess.
I'm the exception to that rule that proves I'm all
for pit bulls. Just keep them as military dogs, right,
you know, they're deadly where they belong, Yeah, or like
to look after prisoners or cuddling on the couch until
there's a one year old and they want to play
tugger war with it. Yes, look at the guys, look

(11:52):
a look at the talk just playing with the prisoner.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Oh he's got by the neck you guys. Yeah, the
doorhom We got to more Woody Show next. Hang on,
everybody else gotta take a quick break. I'm it, take
up permanent one. I'm gonna skill myself.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
You sh what's up? What the show?

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Podcast listeners, it's menace. Just a heads up, coming back
to Downey with boards. We're gonna be at the brand
new Raisin Canes that's opening at nine thousand Telegraph Road
in Downey from one to three pm on January thirteenth.
Of course, we're gonna have a bunch of prizes as usual,
like Dean Park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show, merch and more.

(12:40):
It all happens one to three pm January thirteenth in
the city of Downey at nine thousand Telegraph Road. We'll
see you there.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
The Woody Show well moved right along Thanky for you.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
This morning we got a round of the Woody Show
Family Feud. Hey a little different this time. Sea Mass
actually gets to play along. I know, so much fun
because normally you're hosting these things and it's kind of
like the actual game Family Feud, except instead of talking
to one hundred people and asking them one of these
survey questions to find the most popular answers, it's only

(13:16):
talking to one person this time, and we have Morgan
here in the studio with us, along with Menace, who
they both went to UFC headquarters again a second trip.

Speaker 14 (13:28):
Yeah, how.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
It sounds like you might be getting a little too
comfortable there.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
I mean, people know where they're now.

Speaker 14 (13:35):
Yeah, I was complimenting this girl's hair, you know, I'm
just getting to know the people at this point.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Card.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Oh god, I wish it'd be pretty cool. I'd be
a dream. They did give her a card with their
photo on it.

Speaker 14 (13:45):
Oh but you didn't get one of those I did.
Oh okay, you may feel special for I saw that you.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Got a UFC like bra or something or yeah.

Speaker 14 (13:55):
The official bra that the girls wear like when they
weigh in before. Oh wow, yeah, Like it's really cute.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
Do you like wear it when you do yourself? Like
yourself in the mirror with it?

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Like it's a great idea.

Speaker 6 (14:10):
Yeah, you know what, I.

Speaker 14 (14:11):
Know what I'm doing.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
I go anyway, So uh, yeah they were there, what
just to watch some of the fights, right, Yeah, you
got to interview some of the fighters.

Speaker 14 (14:20):
Yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
I saw that on your social media.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yeah, really good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Right next door to the UFC headquarters, they have a
venue called the Apex and that's where up and coming
fighters fight, and that's where we're at interviewing these people.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
Okay, So this is what you show family feud and
so the way it works is, uh, you know, we
have the questions now, was it.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
Morgan talking to the fighters?

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Correct?

Speaker 6 (14:47):
And we're going to try to see if we can
guess what their answer was. At least this time we
know exactly who they are. It's a UFC fighter, h
more so than Rando that Sea Bass runs into on
the street.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
Yeah, Joe Shmo. And we're not quite uh, we're not
quite sure what's going on there.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, but let's get the vibes though, Yeah, the vibes.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
So we have fighter number one.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
All right, this is the UFC Fighter number one.

Speaker 14 (15:14):
I'm here with Melissa Mullins. She just had a second
round t KO and then not only the t K. Oh,
you got your black belt afterwards? Are you just on
top of the world right now?

Speaker 19 (15:23):
How do you feel I don't think it's gonna sell
in for a few hours. But I feel very thankful
and very grateful. This was very unexpected, and yeah, I'm
just happy, like lots of things that fell into place
today and I'm very happy.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Wow. Okay, it doesn't sound like she could hurt a
fly badass, right, I mean damn all right, So that's
who we're talking to you here, and we have the
first question. Who gets the first question?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Let's go sea bass since he sea bass. All right.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
The question is.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Name something an athlete might break.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Name something an athlete might break.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Well, I think bone is your obvious choice, but it
could be their opponent's spirit as well.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
Oh, there will to live bone.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Though, Yeah, which bones we have to?

Speaker 6 (16:13):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, let's say if the answer were bone, which you
ask for clarification?

Speaker 16 (16:19):
No?

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Oh, well, yeah, I guess bone because you don't really
break a ligament you tear, you know, or a rupture.
I guess you could break a vaginaki, I mean like
a half five bro. Yeah, I've broken one. Keep it
easy to say bone. Bone. All right?

Speaker 6 (16:39):
All right, let's find out if we had By the way,
do we have any kind of like is there a
kind of incentive for us.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
To Yeah, we have sorry, we jumped a gun a
little bit. Yes, breakfast within twenty four hours.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Oh, I know, I keep forgetting. I know you guys
want me. All right, let's see if we are all
the board with a.

Speaker 14 (17:00):
Point name something. An athlete might break a.

Speaker 20 (17:07):
Plate, a plate, just break a plate like a chest plate.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
She's probably thinking about a cup of tea.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
And now you're getting into her mindset.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
All right, let's see next question. Who's this one for?
Let's go with Greg Greg Gory.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
All right, the question is name the worst place to
accidentally fall asleep.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
I'm thinking while driving. Given her previous answer, it might
be on the beach.

Speaker 15 (17:51):
The worst place of fall asleep at work, driving, church, board,
during sex.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah, answers think square in a meeting, mean because I
guess it work right? Yeah? In the octagon I'm at
a bar.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
Oh you could you could say octagon because is that
when you get knocked out? I put them asleep?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (18:18):
Right, yeah, that's what we say.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Would that's what we say?

Speaker 6 (18:23):
Are you a fighter?

Speaker 21 (18:24):
Now?

Speaker 14 (18:24):
Basically?

Speaker 6 (18:25):
That that's what we said. Would she say in the
ring or do they not say that?

Speaker 14 (18:30):
I mean, I mean, what do you mean? Would she
say that, Yes, she could say that.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Do they refer to They would say oct They would say,
should I go with my gut? I was gonna say,
I'm gonna say while driving.

Speaker 15 (18:41):
Driving, that's what I'm feeling answer because her first answer
was totally on sports related.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
Right, Okay, let's let's find out if we get the
point here, I'm.

Speaker 14 (18:50):
The worst place to accidentally fall asleep.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
The toylet on you having a pool.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Good answer, it's a good answer. She should have said,
I know you're an American in the water closet top British.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Yeah. Wow, so far no points on the board for us.
Who gets the next question?

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Menace? Let's go all right, name something that could be stuffed.

Speaker 10 (19:21):
My first thought is a turkey, but Christian goose, a
stuffed animal, A pastry, yeah, a meat pie?

Speaker 6 (19:33):
That would say like animals seems to be like a
stuffed animal.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Getting in her head though is difficult.

Speaker 10 (19:39):
Yeah, so many times, even though I would say turkey,
if she's not American, you know, it's like they're not Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
So yeah, let's say stuffed animal, stuffed animals.

Speaker 7 (19:52):
All right, here we go. Are we on the board yet?
Question number three?

Speaker 14 (19:58):
Name something that can be offt your team's laughing at you.
You tell us she wanted to say it for a while.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
Yeah, like that was the of course, it's that what
a common phrase? Number one on size. But yeah, wow,
it reminds me of that old Newly game, what's the
what's You've ever had?

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Whoope?

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Yeah, whoopie and she goes the butt.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Well, Steve Harvey's been trying to recreate that moment ever since.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
All Right, I'll tell you what. Let's can we switch
it off to a different fighter.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
We have another fighter. We do have another fighter.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Okay, tough because she's she's too difficult. We're never gonna
win breakfast of this, right, all right? This is a
show family feud Menace and Morgan. We're at UFC headquarters
once again talking to the different fighters and who's this
next fighter?

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Well, we have the intro right here, all right.

Speaker 14 (21:07):
I'm here with Demon Black sheer Man. You were the
underdog and you just got a submission in the first round.
Another thing, it was Cody's birthday today. How do you
feel submitting him first round on his birthday?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Indifferent?

Speaker 14 (21:20):
He took a kneed of the chin and the whole
APEX heard it. It was so loud when you need him?
Did you feel that in your kneed?

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Did that hurt? I definitely felt it. I pointed on him.
He shake his head. That's how you know it.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Landed, you know, And he looked upset after that.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Well, no, sure, and he's third.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
That's where he started backing down, and he was like, okay,
let's watch out.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Let's be a little careful.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Do I seen any kind of like chemistry going.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, he ripped.

Speaker 14 (21:42):
He's short of than me, unfortunately, and he's five. And
I would like to make a correction. I hate that
I did this, but I called him the underdog, and
I didn't realize till later he was not.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
No, I'm not wow. Wow, I lost like a whole.

Speaker 14 (21:59):
Night of sleep. I'm like, danas want to see that.
And then even to his face, I'm like, oh, he's
probably like bitch. But anyway, sorry to mon, you're not
the underdog.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
All right? Well he did win. Well we did hear
that face.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
So we're trying, we're trying to answer some questions with
him in mind and trying to get into his mindset. Here,
who gets the next question?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Man, Let's go with Sammy, all right, Sammy. Name something
that gets passed around, Hm.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
That gets passed around? This demong guy has long girve hair.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
I would say, like a joint. Oh yeah, all salt
and pepper.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Oh yeah, ball?

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Well yeah, what you just do jump across the table.

Speaker 22 (22:44):
And grab it around potato, gredade.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
You're your food arrives properly season thank you.

Speaker 22 (22:52):
Something that gets Yeah, a ball is a good answer.
I think, sure, that's right. Ball, I'll go joint, We'll
say joints.

Speaker 7 (23:01):
Alright, alright, alright, let's find out we're still searching for
that first point here in the wood you show family fud.

Speaker 14 (23:09):
Name something that gets passed around.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Flu flu?

Speaker 6 (23:17):
He's not wrong, that's not a terrible answer, cold flu germs,
damn it? All right, all right, next question, what do
you show family feud?

Speaker 4 (23:29):
This is for Woody, all right.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Name something that's really really hairy?

Speaker 6 (23:35):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (23:36):
Chest, yeah, I can't say your mom an, yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Your head?

Speaker 6 (23:45):
Yeah, like an animal. But get to be specific with
the animal the animal, like if it's okay, So I
would say either animal or like yeah chest, back bush.

Speaker 15 (23:56):
Yeah, you should go body because if you don't have
to be specific with.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
An animals, that's probably back face, Yeah, I think.

Speaker 11 (24:04):
Okay, what about his head?

Speaker 6 (24:07):
No, people don't.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
People don't say that, like Harry. It's always like hairy chest,
Harry back, Harry Bush, chest back.

Speaker 15 (24:16):
What is your chester back? You recently said you need
to listen to your guy.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (24:21):
If fighters don't have chest here, right, so they're probably
shaving it.

Speaker 22 (24:25):
Have you ever seen a fighter with a bunch of hairs?

Speaker 15 (24:28):
Do that?

Speaker 17 (24:29):
All right?

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Chest chest, let's chest.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Let's see if.

Speaker 14 (24:36):
We're on the board, name something that's really really hairyhead?

Speaker 6 (24:46):
So not really yeah, god, oh my god.

Speaker 14 (24:53):
Simplest one.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Nobody says that with something with hair on it would
be head. Okay, But when you say something's hairy.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
That's the two clever answers what that is? That's a
wide the chicken cross the road? Answer, well, all right,
damn it.

Speaker 10 (25:13):
Just slipping away.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
Breakfast is gone. We only have one more.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
I'll give one more. We'll give it back to sea Bass.
Earn everybody breakfast one? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
One?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
When you get breakfast, I get all right, what's the
question for sea bass?

Speaker 6 (25:30):
All right?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
The last question, name something that men really hate losing?

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Well, hair.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Doesn't me? I gotta says, how about anything like.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Nobody likes to lose anything.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Probably we've been all we've been all been going with
like the good answer, like the safe answer, and it's
quiffed completely people. But I'm gonna trouble down and say
a fight. Okay, I mean obviously a girlfriend whatever is
my backup answer money, But I'll go with you talking
to a fighter a fight.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Okay, it's very it's very sound thing, actually sound thing.
All right, are we on the board.

Speaker 14 (26:19):
Name something that men hate losing. I'm keep that lost
your woman.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Uh yeah, I'll keep that on. Man. We sun, we're
gonna start. You almost had it a couple of times.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
We're going to wither away. Well, ladies and gentleman. That's
how you play the Woody Show family feud. All right, USC,
did you thank you to the fighters and Morgan. I'm
glad you're making progress working your way into the UFC
world slowly, that's right. Yeah, you should have worn it

(27:04):
for the for the game, you know, and nothing else. Well, Jesus, Greg,
the fact that he the word morons is pretty good.

Speaker 7 (27:19):
Talking about self driving cars, robots and robots. You know,
Menace is obsessed with robots.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
I want to buy one.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
You know, they keep saying, you know, well, and I've
heard the argument and it makes sense to me, like okay,
well trades, yeah, you know, the plumbers, electricians, Well, who's
gonna be pulling wire? I saw a video of this
robot for electrical work and for installing things in people's
homes where it can crawl around like an attic or

(27:49):
a crawl space underneath of a house, and it'll grab
the wire from the outside and pull over to whatever
location inside the attic or whatever it needs to. So
there's no are like crawling around hot tight attic spaces
or crawl spaces underneath houses. It looks like one of
those like robot police dogs.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
And so basically, if you're you're putting a wire from
the outside of the house, like there's someone on the
outside of the house like kind of holding a thing there,
and that's just basically a digital locator. So the little
thing inside the house is crawling over to that spot.
It figures out a way inside your ad to get
to that that particular spot and then boom, wire goes
in pulls it to wherever it's supposed to go to.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
And it's insane. Yeah, I'm not saying it's gonna one
hundred percent take away jobs. That's just gonna be less
people need it for a job.

Speaker 6 (28:37):
Right, And they were, you know, talking about like that's
always the thing about farm workers, Well who's going to
pick your lettuce? And things like that. This robot, there
was a pretty there was a pretty funny one. It
said Wan Deer instead of John and it was like this,
it looked like one of those humanoid robots, but all
in John Deere cors that stuff. So I don't know.

Speaker 7 (28:56):
But anyway, there's a robot story out of China tech
company that developed the humanoid robot with an artificial womb
capable of carrying a human fetus to term. I'm so
down with this, the pregnancy robot. It's expected to debut
next year. Estimated cost of thirteen thousand, nine hundred dollars.

(29:16):
That's a small price to pay to keep your body, right.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
That's less than a curt Yeah.

Speaker 22 (29:20):
It doesn't say it's cheaper than a surrogate. So if
you can't have a kid yourself, or.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
If you don't want to, I didn't want to.

Speaker 10 (29:27):
I never wanted to, and that's been amazing.

Speaker 7 (29:29):
The innovation aims to provide an alternative for individuals seeking
to avoid traditional human pregnancy. But of course the project
has controversy people ethical legal debates about discussions, you know.

Speaker 10 (29:41):
But why I mean, you know, we do like the
test two babies and IVF and this is just natural progression.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Isn't it.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Every country on the planet has a population problem. I
was just watching interview with the President of Japan and
it's the Force watches. This is the Force what's on? Well, yeah, yeah,
it was very interesting because they were talking about population
and they have a huge population problem because again, nobody's

(30:08):
hooking up with each other and like some of the
guys that are, you know, marrying dolls and because they're
like you're the fourth largest economy in the world, Like,
how are you going to sustain that? And he's like, yeah,
we have a huge population problem. And they were talking
about this like.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
One of the auctions, these two things will meet in
the middle exactly.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
Yeah, like people are and so Nike can start producing
children instead of children producing Nikes, Like Nike can have.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Their own like you can sell like Nike branded kids.

Speaker 7 (30:36):
Like they'll just make them with these uh, these these robots,
these pregnancy robots.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
Yeah, done. Just somebody to raise these kids. Yeah, and
you can design whatever you want, like what do you want,
white baby, black baby, Asian baby?

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Do you want?

Speaker 6 (30:48):
What do you what kind of.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Like hair, eye colors?

Speaker 6 (30:52):
I did read something about like no more like, uh,
was it the retarded kids syndrome? Yeah, like they figured
out something.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
So it's another thing out of Japan.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
They figured out you saw the same thing right in
the same article.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
What causes that?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
And they're able to like pretty much delete it from
from the from.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
The DNA or yeah, edit it, which of course there's
people edit the chromosome who don't like the idea of
that either.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Anything people are going to find an issue.

Speaker 7 (31:22):
Yeah, but there's also people who don't want to know
what the baby's going to be when they are having
a baby.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
They want to be surprised. I don't. Yeah, I'm not
a surprise me kind of guy. I want to know.
My wife and I both wanted to know boy or girl.
We could prepare we don't have to waste time like
coming up, well, in case it's a boy, it will
be this name.

Speaker 15 (31:42):
In case it's a girl, if you're surprised, because if
it's a girl, you have to figure out who you're
going to give.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
It to, you know.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
More, what he shows next? Hang on, I'm.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Gonna say the show right back, and it's another new hour.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
It's kind of briefly to follow up on what we mentioned.
And like I said, I'm very much a person I
would just judge a book by its cover. And I
realized that people do the same to me, or same
to the things that I like or love, and they
may not admit it because it's not cool to admit it.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
But I believe that everybody does it to a certain degree.
It doesn't mean that you're not gonna you know, yeah,
you're not gonna you know, give it a try, or
give them the person a chance, or watch the movie. Anyway,
I mentioned the marvelous missus masl and I ended up
loving the show, but I was so turned off by

(32:44):
the name. We had mentioned BoJack Horseman as we were
talking about different things.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
There's a what was the other one? Cowboy Bebop? Cowboy bebo?

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Is that for three year old?

Speaker 14 (32:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
That one didn't do so well.

Speaker 22 (32:56):
I felt that way about lemony snickets them what is that?

Speaker 21 (33:00):
No?

Speaker 6 (33:01):
Yeah, like not not even interested. There was at one
point all these radio stations were adding this this group
whether they're not a band. I think it's more like
a deep pea King Duck. Yeah, remember that, it's like
a like an E d M kind of thing. But
I didn't know the time. I was picturing a bunch
of like ce in my mind. Pee King Duck was
a bunch of like hipster douchebags and skinny jeans for sure.

(33:23):
And the song at the time, whichever, I forget what
it was called, but it was actually really good, and
I'm like, Okay, what the hell is pe king Duck?
And I I was expecting like Hosier, right, Yeah, somebody
said bbadoobiy or who but Dooby?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
It would be good on.

Speaker 7 (33:37):
The Texas any singer that has a stupid stage name
or a band name like Hubadooby, BBA Dobby.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
I don't care what music they make. I have no
interest in hearing it.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
I think she would agree with you too, I can.
She kind of made that as a joke, the name, Yeah,
well jokes on popular. The same thing with Charles Gambino.
He hates that name.

Speaker 10 (33:56):
It wasn't that Wasn't that a name generator? Yeah, like
like one of the insane clown posse name generators.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
I don't know if it was insane. I thought it
was like the Juggalo one. Maybe it was. It sounds
like something like, yeah, make up your name.

Speaker 10 (34:09):
And exactly what about the super vague action movie names
like I ended up loving the movie Edge of Tomorrow,
but it sounded like nothing and I slept on it
for a long time.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
And like Quantum of Solace, like shut up, what does
it even mean?

Speaker 6 (34:24):
Those those don't bother quantum. They bothered me. But those
don't stick out to me as much as some of
the ones that you see where they do the Oscar nominations,
they go film of the Year and it's something you've
never heard.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
Of, but it's a really weird title. Yeah, we're like, okay,
well that's why I got the nomination.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Having a slice of cheesecake on Mars right right and
childs Gambino. Uh the name generators from Wu Tang Clan.
Oh got it? Yeah? Uh?

Speaker 6 (34:53):
Tex says I've never watched Game of Thrones just because
of the name.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
I don't know why. That's just how it is. Y.
Anyone named prince or king, even if they're a kid,
like no, don't care to know you it's like we
you were talking about some chick that you and Morgan
might meet.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
Yeah, jelly beans. Jelly Beans, like anybody who's an influencer
and they have a name like that.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
Don't care to know you. You may be a great person,
it could be a Nobel Prize winner, but not for you,
not for me. Uh, nine to five to one Squid Games,
won't watch it?

Speaker 19 (35:26):
Great?

Speaker 4 (35:27):
What do you go? You love it?

Speaker 15 (35:28):
That's the one I would have to read right game version.
It's the darkest, most violent show.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
It is great.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Never watch Snakes on the Plane just because of the title.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Egg Nog. Oh, worst name ever?

Speaker 7 (35:42):
Yeah, egg nog, it's it's not even a terrible name.
And there's not it's not even egg right, I mean
it's it's just a.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Dairy yoke in it. Maybe I don't know, I.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Don't think so.

Speaker 10 (35:50):
Maybe the recipe was maybe here's something I don't even
know what it is and I don't care to head cheese.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
Yes, it's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
It makes Greg Corney. Yeah, it's a neat.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Eight seven seven four wooding. You can hit us up
with the text. You can send those texts over to
nine to eighty seven. It took a break and since
it is a throwback Thursday, I have this music list thing.

Speaker 7 (36:14):
Somebody came up a list of the best glam metal songs.
All right, and I love all this stuff. I know, Ga,
you like it too, yes, love. We'll see if you
like the songs on this list next year on The
Woody Show, hanging out comically.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Large, Jason Disgusting The Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (36:30):
All right, Well, for this week's throwback list, it's time
to get out your hairspray your spandex.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Because we are talking the top glam metal songs of
all time, according to the nice people at Ultimate Classic Rock.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
You've probably heard about that website before if you're paying
attention to rock music at all.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
I will make a note here. There is no Van
Halen or Guns N' Roses on the list because they
consider they explain this in their write ups, they consider
them to be traditional rock.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
I totally agree, Yeah, I totally agree with fact would
not be on me lit.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
But but here's what is on the list. You got
def Leppard photograph, great song.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
I'm the lepheady. Oh dude, god, they ruled.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
I told you.

Speaker 7 (37:16):
Dep Leffard was the first CD I bought it and
that was hysteria because Pour Some Sugar on Me was
the big song of the time, the great song.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
You got Molly Crue on the list Kick Start my.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Guys so much true.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
On this list, all right, So there's Molly Crue also
on the Best Glam Metal Songs of All Time. The
band is Rat Round and Round.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
I had a rat on your mouth, I love? Are
you serious?

Speaker 7 (37:56):
I worked at that that record store, one of my
first jobs, and the assistant manager that I answered to
all the time, same was Matt huge rat fan and
l a guns get.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
A rat with two ts? Yes, yes, nice. Yeah, another
one of my favorites.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
I know, polarizing because he became, you know, an old
guy and whatever.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
But then in his day Bonds Joy I mean, undis
beautiful life shaver as wells.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
Right yeah, talk that person off the bridge.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Well.

Speaker 10 (38:34):
I got a lot of crap to this song growing
up because Gina works a diner all day.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Oh yeah, why would you get crap for that? So
you work on diner all day? That's it was.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
It was all about Johnny and Gina.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Yeah, like all this.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
He worked on the Dog I know, but he's references
those two names and a lot of his songs Story.
Also on the list from Ultimate Classic Rock of the
Best glam Metal Songs of All Time, Poises, Yes, Another
but a.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Good Time, don't.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
Say just raise your hand when you recognize any of
these songs. She knows all these songs. Yeah, she used
to work out a butt rock station. She was forced
to be exposed to them. Okay, see that's that's another term.
I've never understood. Butt rock.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Butt rock?

Speaker 6 (39:18):
Yeah, why like why butt rock?

Speaker 7 (39:21):
Like butt rocks me would be something like indie alternative
skinny jeans dudes, kind of like, you know, you.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
Never heard of butt rock. I heard the term butt rock.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Yeah, yeah, repetitive lyrics and heavy guitar riffs.

Speaker 10 (39:33):
It says, but rock cool. Yeah is uh late nineties
to two thousands butt rock.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Also on their list Aerosmith Loving an Elevator. That's glam rock.
I wouldn't look at it, I.

Speaker 23 (39:50):
Think, yeah, seven, I understand visually they look kind of.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Girly, but I don't see like glam like glam.

Speaker 6 (39:59):
I think it is like like think and totally. I mean,
I can see the argument either way. But I think
because of Stephen Tyler, I.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Think definitely it was when he did this thing with
run DMC.

Speaker 10 (40:10):
That's pretty glam rocker.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
Yeah, there's another I disagree other def Leppard on the list, yes,
at number seven, What happened by that CD?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Hell?

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (40:24):
And then the Quiet Riots.

Speaker 15 (40:33):
That was the other post I had, didn't really next
to my rat post right yeah, Quiet Mother Up and
Riot Amazing.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
I was like they spelled they spelled it c U
M on Feel the Noise. Yeah, so you're you're apparently
dumping one on Feel the Noise.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Twisted Sister on the list. This reminds me. There was
a movie that came out twenty late eighties early nineties.
It was Iron Eagle.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yeah is that what?

Speaker 6 (41:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Yeah, Chappie yeah yeah.

Speaker 13 (41:09):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
This is one of the songs that the kid and
I forget his name. The kid was gonna go bust
his father out through the terraces, had him hold held
hostage and he was, yeah, he's flying the play, but
he had that he would put a walkman kind of
like on his like strap to his leg while he's like,
you know, busting ass and this noise yeah and this
and this is one of the songs that yeah, yeah, man,

(41:31):
another Motley Cruze song there at number ten on their
list live.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Wire all these songs you do cocaine too? Oh yeah, totally.

Speaker 10 (41:47):
If that song's on an Unskinny Bop isn't, I'm gonna
throw something through the window, dude.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
Unskinny Bob is a great song. Yeah, I love Unskinny.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Bob and the video was awesome.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
Also on their list, And this is a band I've
never been able to stand.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Kiss.

Speaker 10 (42:01):
Oh god, I've been to six Kiss.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
Oh my god, I hate Kiss. Lick it Up.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Surprise you don't like them? Yeah, I hate him. I'm
a good Cris shows are in.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
They are, I think because I hate Gene Simmons so
much and Paul Stanley.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
I hate them both.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
Yeah, well, because Gene Simmons is a dick. He's just
a dope, takes takes himself way too seriously. That's part
of the miss.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
Yeah, see that I got an actors He really works
manas did you U? Did you mention White Snake?

Speaker 4 (42:37):
I did?

Speaker 6 (42:38):
Oh here we go again?

Speaker 23 (42:42):
Hell yeah, Yeah, I still have a beef going back
to Arrows. I don't think Aerosmith should be on this list.
I'll take that ultimate Classifron. Yeah, I think Stick should
be on there more than sticks. I think stick should

(43:05):
be on the glamor.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Because they're no. It were very dude. They had Stix
on ice. Dude. Look, there's a couple very glammy.

Speaker 7 (43:12):
There's a couple of skid Row songs on the list,
including Yeah, Youth Gone Wild.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Oh yeah, I forgot about the song. Yeah, totally forgot that.

(43:43):
I don't know that.

Speaker 6 (43:49):
Yeah you don't remember Youth Gone Wild?

Speaker 19 (43:51):
I do not.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
You had to remember this song. This song was huge
from them eighteen.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
And nine eight Oh yeah, yeah, so dramatic.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
And to.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Hell?

Speaker 17 (44:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (44:11):
Is Nelson on there? Nelson's on that, But I do
like Nelson didn't make the list. You made the list, yoyt.
See what else would you like on here? Rocky like

(44:31):
a hurricane.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
He's like, yeah, that's what I call Rockney.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
Yeah, you can get it on six dis.

Speaker 20 (44:40):
Not exactly, it's all this number now, a pair of
fuzzy diyes.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
Heyst Yeah, man warrant cherry pop.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Yes, obviously.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
Obviously I remember the video.

Speaker 7 (45:08):
Yeah, I probably made you a man. That was a
great That's a great song on I See what I
saw a winger seventeen.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Maybe they loved the teenage.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Girl all about it?

Speaker 6 (45:30):
It was cool like the younger they were like the
biggest stud you were, you know, Yeah, oh dude, you
nailed a fourteen year old sweet bro let's sing about it. Yeah,
they love that back in the shit write a song
about it.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (45:43):
Did you say Nelson made the list?

Speaker 21 (45:44):
Was it?

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Nelson did not make the list?

Speaker 10 (45:47):
I was like thought After the Rain would be on.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
That, and neither did Unskinny Bob, which I really find
interesting I call foul. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
I mean where it's like Damn Yankees, Oh you're like
high enough, dude. Again, this is ultimate cloud to rock.
They're the ones who came up with the with the list.
They had a couple other Aerosmith songs, and they're including
dude looks like a lady.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
I mean, this is.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
The side of this is a traditional rock. Yeah, I'll
call it like kind of pop rock over.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
You know.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
Honestly, put on the list too, was called Firewoman as
glamorn tho.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
I don't know about the list gas flighting people. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
let's throw in a few that don't below.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I think that's every list that comes out these days,
that they have to throw something in there crazy and
get people to talk about the list.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Yeah, I mean, these are all great.

Speaker 17 (46:40):
Favorite songs.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
You know why I like it so much?

Speaker 6 (46:54):
Footing speaking there, there was the h lam metal songs.
According to Ultimate Classic Rock them so funny. Doug Masters,
Thank you Texters. Doug Masters was the name of the
kid in Iron Eagle to go bust his dad out.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Hell yeah, the Masters.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
More what he showed next, hang the show?

Speaker 4 (47:18):
All right.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
So my buddy Tony, you know Tony whipping Boy legendary legends.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
Yes, yeah, I got two great words. Oh yeah, anyway,
he is a big student of all that music. Yeah,
and I know because I've heard this before and I
think he is right about this.

Speaker 7 (47:38):
But he says, and he texted, he said, I think
the term butt rock came from radio stations that claimed
they played nothing butt rock. So there were other radio
stations that would come along, Like eventually alternative stations would
come along, and they were trying to differentiate themselves at
that time.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
I do remember that story.

Speaker 7 (47:54):
The alternative stations were coming in and some of them
were playing like there was very few of the new
way be kind of alternative station.

Speaker 19 (48:01):
Right.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
Alternate stations really popped up as a thing when Grune
hit yeah okay and so on, Guns and Roses was
huge until Nirvana came out. Nirvana killed Guns and Roses
and all that hair metal stuff like Poison, all that
stuff was done after that.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
And so they these two different kind of rocks.

Speaker 7 (48:18):
Three really, because you had your traditional rock station, you
had a classic rock station, and you had these alternative stations,
and how do you differentiate these stations that were playing
nothing butt rock, it became a term butt rock.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
That makes a lot more sense. Yeah, yeah, anyway, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (48:37):
The Google says that it's uh stuff like Creed, nickel
Back and three Doors Down that.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
Also Yeah that also because I remember when that stuff
started too, like it's the butt rock station that plays Yeah, yeah,
thank you to.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Anyway, Let's see, I think Tony should be excited because
is it weird now going on a wardou found its
huge with eight seven four Wooding. And yes, the text
it is butt rock is hard like Nickelback and stuff
like that. Yes, that is also true. But they were
using it even before those bands. That was the term

(49:13):
before the I remember like ninety six ninety seven, that's
way before it. You know, Nickelback was like what ninety eight,
ninety nine, nineties, you know, the term butt rockcause I
remember they were using that for a radio station that
was our competition in Portland, Oregon.

Speaker 7 (49:27):
Oh wow, k UFO, it was the butt rock station. Yeah, brother,
that's what That's what we would have to call them.
We were kN r K, which is the alternative station,
and they were the butt rock station.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Hell yeah, KUFO.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
The show fucked like just these fat people standing there,
who are you fart knockers?

Speaker 4 (49:46):
This's the Woody Show. I could be them. I still
got a Woody.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
We were into another new hour in sensitivity training, pre
politically correct world. I'm Woody. That's Craig Gory. Hi Menace,
good morning to you. Good is here right, We've got
see that you've got Sammy phones are opening eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Woodie.

Speaker 7 (50:13):
You can text us send your text over to two
to nine eight seven, coming up to sour. We always
have a curiosity about a number of things, like Greg
always wonders about death.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Oh God, I wish I didn't when it's gonna happen
to him. And we've even talked about like have you
ever had that weird thought about like somebody that you know,
who you know, passed away years ago, years and had
that weird dark thought about more of it curiosity and
do you want to say that?

Speaker 4 (50:43):
I mean that like I wonder. Oh god, it's so.

Speaker 15 (50:47):
Let's say you have somebody that you know that died,
let's say three years ago. Do you ever wonder, like
I wonder what they look like?

Speaker 6 (50:54):
Yeah? Now, like if you like you've never had that
thought now, I think, never once all the time you
go to a cemetery.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Unfortunately, sorry, unfortunately, I just like think about the last
time I saw them, and then sometimes that's why I
don't like open cast.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
I just say, that's why a lot of people like
Greg don't like the viewings.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
It's traumatizing.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
Yeah, I mean, Sammy is a freaking psycho.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
She's the one that's always thinking about, Uh, if I
saw this cliff or whatever, I should just you know,
oh yeah, just what if.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
To see what happens like that?

Speaker 22 (51:27):
Maybe I'm walking at them all and I jumped from
the second story down.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Maybe I get it.

Speaker 6 (51:33):
You've heard that before, Like she said that before.

Speaker 10 (51:35):
It's like an impulse control question.

Speaker 22 (51:37):
The only thing stopping me from doing this is me.
That's a wild thought.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
So much power yeah or something? Yeah, it's so weird.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
I do have a question though, with Greg and Greg
when at what age did you start obsessing about that?
That's a great question or has that always been a thing.
I'm it's probably the first someone went to an open
casket funeral and in my teens. Wow, yeah, because it's
just right in your face.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (52:06):
And so you know, we've done here to defend yourself
where we have people like chiropractors or pharmacists, hoa, people
who have like called in and we get to ask
a bunch of questions because you know, it's something we
don't get.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
This we get, we're just curious about it.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
And so Gina because she watches a lot of that
true crime crap and there's always stuff about like you know, autopsies,
the work of morticians.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
We talked about Bart's.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
Wife is a mortician, and you know we mentioned, you know,
some of the stuff that we've heard, you know, just
talking to Bort and it's like it's always wow. I
don't First of all, I don't know how people do
those jobs.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I don't know it clue, But.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Gina has some stuff to share with us. It's ask
a mortician. And there's another guy who is.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
A very like a tech exactly, and boy do they
have answers. Be careful what you ask because they can
tell you no.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
But I mean it's like fascinating stuff. Watch like those
autopsy shows.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
And it's going to affect every single one of us.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
Yeah, right, So Gina has those clips coming for coming
up for us eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit
us out with the text over to two to nine
eight seven, take the break, think about maybe what Grandma
looks like today.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Greg said it not me.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
I don't get mad man.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Greg's the one that was wondering then, Yeah, so weird.
I'm not half thought about it. Yeah, and it's yeah,
and it's not I don't know. It's like I feel yeah,
I feel bad for.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Even wondering exactly.

Speaker 6 (53:33):
But it's just that curiosity, right, yeah, like what are
you doing?

Speaker 10 (53:37):
And it's almost a way to like keep you in reality,
like you said you kind of you kind of get
the open casket.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
I don't know the reason for the for the thought
is just having the thought.

Speaker 10 (53:45):
Well, to me, it reminds me like, oh, yeah, this
person's gone, you.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Know, like it just it just it just does. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:52):
Nine, I've had that thought, thank you, all right?

Speaker 17 (53:55):
Not a lot.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
I know, I know for a fact we're not a
love you. This one says, I'm just like Greg when
it comes to death. I guess thinking about it a
lot for one two text and over.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
And I vacillate between not caring at all and being terrified?

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Is that weird?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Vacillate I do?

Speaker 1 (54:11):
I got off that those oil based I do too
hard to clean up. I remember like you used to
be kind of a hermit though. Was that because you're
afraid of death? You didn't want to go outside? But
now you're more yellow? Is it because you want to live?

Speaker 6 (54:23):
Like?

Speaker 19 (54:23):
Right?

Speaker 15 (54:23):
Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly. Like just accentuate the positive.

Speaker 7 (54:27):
All right, so our morbid curiosity gets the best of us.
Next on The Woody Show, all.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Right, welcome back.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
Greg Nis. Yo, there's Sammy there.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Is here.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Good morning Gina, good morning here to uh run us
through some of this audio that she has.

Speaker 7 (54:46):
Now we were talking about this recently with made mentioned
that Bort's wife is a mortician.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Does she ever have like.

Speaker 7 (54:55):
Like I mean, I guess everybody has dreams about work,
like in radio. I know, the big dream is it's
like that you are off the air. It's they call
the dead air dream and like no matter what you do,
no matter what button you pushed, them, like you can't
get nothing works, You can't get back on the air.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Like I guess everybody would dream about work.

Speaker 24 (55:12):
Yeah, I mean I just had a dream the other
night that I overslept all the way through work and
nobody even tried to wake me up for it.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
So yeah, but I'm like your wife, like she's dealing
with dead bodies and stuff all the time that I
guess that would be like an automatic nightmare. Does she
ever tell you about like dreams about work?

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 24 (55:30):
Yeah, Usually it's some kind of nightmare related thing of
her being stuck in a situation like maybe in the
crematory or maybe something at graveside, but something kind of
a situation you wouldn't want to be stuck in.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
Like all of a sudden they sit up.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Yeah, right, creatory on.

Speaker 24 (55:49):
You know, things happen in a crematory when gases are released,
so maybe they do sit up, but.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 4 (55:57):
No, man, I'm good.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
So okay, So what are what are her wishes? Like
would she want to be buried or cream?

Speaker 7 (56:06):
So when you're around this stuff, I asked people, like
there's a guy I know he owns like a chain
of mattress stores. Like, all right, dude, you can sleep
on anything because you know everything about all this stuff.
Which one, what do you what do you have at home?
Like I always want to know from people, like tell
me what you would go and tell me? She's seen
all this stuff? Do you like what her final wishes?
Buried cremation?

Speaker 24 (56:25):
I think for a long time she was going with burial,
but I think over the last couple of years she
switches to just cremation.

Speaker 10 (56:31):
Yeah, I learned. This isn't in the uh, this isn't
in the questions, But I learned.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
What a sky burial is?

Speaker 6 (56:39):
Sky burial.

Speaker 10 (56:41):
Or something you think so, but it's actually way more
boring and grotesque. It's leaving your body on like a
high hilltop.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
So vultures just Jersey.

Speaker 7 (56:52):
There's a place when they're doing research to see about
decomposition of bodies. It's a body farm. Yes, have you
heard about that?

Speaker 6 (56:59):
Under a tree or they put you in different places,
like sometimes it is under a tree, sometimes it's deep
in woods. Other times it's just out in the middle
of the field or some halfway buried and they and
they have it all plotted out and then they go
by and you can see pictures of this online body farm.
It's it's creepy. It's not fun, it's creaty. What about so, like,
can Jews be cremated?

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Now?

Speaker 10 (57:21):
No Jews, it's like within like I don't know, hours,
no embalming, no open tasket, pine box, you know, go
to the cemetery, funeral and you're well, that's more of
a preference.

Speaker 24 (57:34):
I I've heard some intense Jews that are like it, right,
the Jews, anything touches us, we cannot be buried.

Speaker 10 (57:42):
Yeah, it's not. That's not technically true. It mostly came
that came about after the Holocaust. But it's more of
a it's more of a no no. But in general,
I mean, come on, we all have those jobs, like
you're not supposed to cut into your body please?

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Yeah, yeah, we all have them. I do, and everyone
I know does.

Speaker 6 (57:59):
Very Cremationrussian Orthodox, you have to be buried, buried, menace, buried, buried,
going buried. I'm going to create such the grease fire
smelt village buried buried.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
I will be donating my body designing that tracks far
to science. The body.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
Yeah, see that that track Anyways, we were wondering all
these different things, and so Gina went and found these
clips and one person is a mortician and then the
other person is a autopsy te autopsy.

Speaker 10 (58:33):
Text and they're both big in this space. So the
mortician is Victor M. Sweeney and maybe your wife has
heard of him. He's kind of a big deal. He's
a licensed funeral director and mortician and kind of like
this rock star on YouTube who.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
Was the autopsy guy that was on those shows all
the time, remember like White Hair Glasses, Celebrity autopsy.

Speaker 20 (58:53):
Doctor kind of looked like Doc Brown doctor was a
base or something something like that, know what you mean,
talk about right, he did all those autopsy shows.

Speaker 10 (59:02):
Well, this guy's younger and kind of has that sexy
like talk nerdy to me vibe, and he gets like
craz like nine million views.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
Doctor Boden, Nice, Doctor Michael Boden done well.

Speaker 10 (59:15):
He often answers people's questions on these segments that are
produced from Wire or Wired, and I picked a few
of the ones that get the most attention, and I
figure this is what people want to know most. So
first of all, Victor Sweeney answers the question how do
you fit a fat person in a casket.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Oh, how do you fit them?

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Well, uh, get a larger casket, like I don't know,
a lot of people were like, do you remove limbs.

Speaker 6 (59:39):
Like Pam cooking?

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Exactly.

Speaker 21 (59:41):
So, we actually have caskets that are made by our
manufacturer to be oversized. Typically when someone passes away, if
they're larger, will measure them at their elbows because those
tend to be the parts that stick out, the furthest
and then determine what width of casket we will need
to give them a more comfortable appearance where people are actually.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
Really buried, like in piano cases. You would hear that
he was so big he had to be buried in
a piano post.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Exactly. Yeah, they go oversize. Googled it and the first
result oversized caskets for extra space and dignity.

Speaker 20 (01:00:18):
It would be like the stay puff Marshall elements, or
you just get like a regular sized casket and just
like open up the extension zipper.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Those also are not just available.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
There's not a stockpile a special order. But as society
gets fatter, maybe they.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Did right and be prepared for sticker shock on those.

Speaker 13 (01:00:35):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:00:36):
A lot of women want to know do you put
bras on corpses? We don't want to wear a bra
for all eternity, And Victor is going to answer that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
I would think like when things stiffen up, maybe they
kind of stay in play.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
It's just sacks of fat though.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
Like I don't know, like Booba mortis or something.

Speaker 21 (01:00:52):
We do put bras on if the family requests, and
the reality is I probably put on more bras than
I have taken off, you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Know, Okay, way to make it sexident?

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Can I request Frederick's of Hollywood? I don't do whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:01:09):
Basically, your family wants to let them know, like enough, which.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
Can we bury grandma with crotch fans? We wanted to
be ready when she sees Grandpa.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Yeah, she loves those chats.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
She's really missed it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Lace Yeah, well bored, I bet you have.

Speaker 10 (01:01:24):
You have answers for this too. But a lot of
people want to know. Essentially, you know, when you die,
like the color literally drains out of your face.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
You're kind of gray. How do you get a corpse
to look less dead? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
That's the thing that I'm sure one of the things
that greg other than the fact that the person is dead.
But you're not a fan of uh like wakes no
open cast traumatizing. The first one I ever went to
is when a friend of mine, we were seventeen at
the time, and he got killed in a car crash
and it was an open casket funeral. He gets so
much makeup on that he was pure orange. It traumatized me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Oh decade, Well, see, the same thing happened to me.
And then they had to put it like a veil over.

Speaker 10 (01:02:01):
Oh my goodness, ye like why they use like a
wax for bullet holes and stuff. But in general, this
guy tries to keep it fairly.

Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
Now, yeah, because like for me, I don't mind the
open casket because in a weird way, when I'm at
a funeral, there is a sense of disbelief, like this
person like prove it. And so like when you when
you go in there and there's a viewing and you
see the person, even though it doesn't really look like them,
it's you know some I mean you know it's them,

(01:02:28):
but you know, like you said, there's a very there's
a difference to the complexion, there's a difference to the color.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
And I don't want to be a jerk, but if
everyone says they just look like they're sleeping.

Speaker 10 (01:02:37):
Then that's still like, you know, they don't look dead.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
Yeah, but I mean again, like I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
For me, I find see it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
I find some weird even though it is odd, I
find some weird comfort.

Speaker 10 (01:02:48):
Okay, it's not weird.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So how do you get dead
people to look dead?

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Dead?

Speaker 13 (01:02:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Here we go.

Speaker 21 (01:02:54):
All the makeup we use is actually formulated for dead people,
So it's made to go on cold skin as opposed
to warm skin like regular makeup. And we have a
deceased loved one, they're gonna look very, very pale. So
when we put in the red blood, the red fluid rather,
that's actually gonna pink them up in some ways and
make them look a little bit more alive.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
So special makeup.

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
Look at a U porn in the background, their.

Speaker 10 (01:03:18):
Special makeup for cold skin. And when they drain you
they put basically red kool aid back in you to
make it look a little more lifelike.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
That makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
Yeah, it's so weird. I mean, hey, but you know what,
it's uh, it's part of life, right, what you want
to happen. I think really the most important thing is
just make sure people know what you want exactly. You know,
you don't want to be like the last thing I
think I would want. I don't want the cost. I
don't want the family to have the cost of like
a casket really yeah, oh yeah, and like a like

(01:03:46):
a burial site and all that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:49):
That's why I said, like, you can just cremate me.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
You can put me in a like a shopping bag
or whatever, and then whenever the next trash day is,
you can put me on. Yeah, if you want to
keep a little like if my wife wanted to keep
like a little tablespoon or something or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
And fine, can we all have something?

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
We all have somebody if you want, that would be
so fun, give it ou.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
That would be fun.

Speaker 17 (01:04:08):
They're gonna scan all way for free food real quick
and then we'll be show.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Yeah. Hello, hell, I'm maga smart idiot? What so dumb?
Come on? Greg's I love drunk which I knew drunk rod.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
You'll meet them, it is the best.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
You'll meet them something. Yeah, you'll meet them anyway. So
we are learning something, We are becoming smart.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
We had some of those clips from that mortician about
like do you put bras on corpses? How do you
put a fat person into a casket make up, how
do you get dead people to look less dead?

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Yeah, blastomous red guys.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Now there's that. But then there's also people who are
autopsy texts.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
Yeah, this one, I would.

Speaker 10 (01:04:59):
Say is almost a little more gruesome, just because I
don't know they're really down there in the basement.

Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
But it really truly is a morbid curiosity.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Absolutely, and that's why you watch those shows I had mentioned,
like what was his name, doctor Boden, right, and there
were all those different like you know how they figured
out X Y Z And it's just by taking these
people apart.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Well, and let's put it this way.

Speaker 10 (01:05:18):
The more titian didn't seem to use this, but the
autopsy tech he was showing his tools, there was a
very visual element they use like hedge clippers to.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Crack your ribcage.

Speaker 10 (01:05:26):
Really yeah, like like he's like everyone thinks it's bolt cutters,
but here it's like hedge clippers.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:05:32):
So this guy is super popular. He's a tech in
Little Rock, Arkansas. He goes by on Instagram at big
Lead seventy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Three, Big Lead Led.

Speaker 10 (01:05:43):
Yeah, he has five hundred and seventy seven thousand followers.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
And yeah, I got into him.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Now I'm saying people are interested in this stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:05:51):
Very he answers the craziest questions. But there's stuff that
we all want to know. We talked about bras. But
let's go downtown. Okay, do you guys want to take
a guess at this? Do you think they take out
tampons at a female corpses?

Speaker 22 (01:06:04):
I would think so, yes, yeah, But then also why
like why are you going through?

Speaker 10 (01:06:11):
Like why are you digging around?

Speaker 22 (01:06:12):
Right exactly? You could just leave it and it'd be fine.

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
I would think they had to remove anything and everything
that's not like part of the body. I would think, like,
you know, any kind of like uh, you know, like feelings,
not feelings, but you know what I mean. But there
was like you know, you got a tampon it you
take you take that out?

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
Okay, well let's find Yeah, i'll remove that.

Speaker 25 (01:06:30):
If you have one in is that got to remove
all this stuff from the inside, all that comes out.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
So there's a tampon in there, I'll remove it. You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
Oh god, he sounds weird.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Yeah. I don't like that voice.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
It's not appropriate for this sort of talk. Yeah, Oh,
he's a he's an eccentric guy. I like him.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
He's weird. If I use my.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
I'll get that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
I'll get it out of there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Search and Restaurant. Oh god, do you guys think dead
people fart? Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
Yes, well, I mean it's probably not a I mean
it's gas, right, parts are gas, not like a fart
fart maybe just from yeah, I mean because.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
It was people.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
Here's a question. Do people really take a dump when
they die?

Speaker 21 (01:07:17):
Like?

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
Do people like their bowels really relax that much that
it just all of a sudden just falls out, Like
you've heard that when someone dies they poop.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Farting.

Speaker 6 (01:07:27):
I assume just because there's so much gas. Okay, I
will say yes, I'll say.

Speaker 10 (01:07:31):
Yes around all.

Speaker 6 (01:07:34):
Right, here we go.

Speaker 25 (01:07:34):
No, it is true. You have good bacteria bad bacteria
that bounce out while you're alive, but then when you
pass away, the bad bacteria takes over, starts to pretty
much decompose you. You start to melt, you start to
turn into gas. So your body starts to swell up
and it has to go somewhere, so do it. It
comes out the attic or comes out the basement, But
it does happen.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
So it can come out your mouth.

Speaker 10 (01:07:58):
If you're just sitting in there, it's just you and
a corpse in like a basement, and it just starts.

Speaker 6 (01:08:04):
Oh yeah, like or what if you're just like at work, right,
you're working in the uh you know, the uh the
morgue and from the cross room and just you and
dead bodies there, I know, right, Oh, at least it
would be funny.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
All rights which corpse?

Speaker 10 (01:08:23):
Yeah, well, you wanted to know about uh poop? Right, yeah, Okay,
let's just let's just see what he has to say
about it. We're going to ask big Lad seventy three,
what's the worst part of his job?

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
The worst thing about being an autopsy tech?

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Here we get poop. I don't like poooooo. I know
it's part of my job. You know, you always had
that one thing at your job that you don't like.
Mine would be po Okay, everybody. He added that, I'm
back to a lot of these I couldn't play because
the music was so distracting. But yes, program, and.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
By the way, that'll strip all that out of it.
I do that for a lot of our clips.

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
Oh yeah, because the music is so like what they
have to say is actually pretty interesting. They've made it
so annoying and distracting with the music that they put
for their stupid social media account stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Oh that's good to know because of that. You like
the last one. But apparently everybody does poop when they die. Yeah,
or at least when they're going through there. I would imagine,
like you mean, things come out well when you die.

Speaker 10 (01:09:26):
Like everything in your body at leases everything, right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Imagine death after a chili cook off.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Yeah, you died at the chili cookoff. So even in death,
we're embarrassed.

Speaker 10 (01:09:36):
Ye, there's no dignity in that.

Speaker 15 (01:09:38):
Many double looking at your pee exactly while you're farting
and pooping.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
And by the way, there's no more blood, so like
you don't have the uh, you don't have the benefit
of blood rushing down there, so no fluff, so it
looks so it looks even more danky, unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
Now we talked about tampons. This is for the autopsy tech.

Speaker 10 (01:09:58):
Do you think there's a any reason for them to
remove testicles?

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Reason?

Speaker 10 (01:10:04):
Yeah, Do you think they remove them for pleasure?

Speaker 6 (01:10:06):
Yeah, saying I mean maybe, because don't they they weigh
like all the different organs and stuff, right, So like
I'm saying that once they take something out, like maybe
like if they're trying to determine like some kind of
like I don't know, cancer, like something of the weight
or the size of if it's related.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
To Yeah, in general, I would say to make a necklace.

Speaker 10 (01:10:25):
And they do, say, like in your like chest cavity,
they do take all those organs out and put them
in a bag and then put them back in your chests.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Yeah, it's human giblets.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
God, let's find out if they do in fact remove
the testicles.

Speaker 25 (01:10:39):
Yes, I remove the testicles so we can look for trauma,
see if there's any hamorrhage down there.

Speaker 8 (01:10:45):
I thought so.

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Yeah, sorry, guys, I remove your testicles. Oh man, I
got they those they put those in a bag and
they put those in your mouth every Yeah, and then
they use that Then they use that glue to keep
your lists together.

Speaker 7 (01:10:59):
So when you're doing the the open casket thing, nobody
gets nobody knows that you have your own balls.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
In your mouth.

Speaker 10 (01:11:04):
That's smart.

Speaker 14 (01:11:04):
There is something about the way this guy talks, though,
that makes me think it might just be him and
not necessarily.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Every mortician, Like he's like, really, I remove the.

Speaker 22 (01:11:12):
Testicles he does that say as morticians.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
This is what we do.

Speaker 13 (01:11:16):
I think.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
I think he's just folksy. Now there's one more. He's
probably the most social I think a lot of these.
I looked him up and he has popped up in
my feet.

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
I found, the more odd the job, the more like
socially awkward the person is.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
I see it right, Like your coworkers are dead.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
Correct, Like you're you're doing the adtopsies or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
So it's not like a real team sports slash effort,
you know, the mortician like, yeah, and then you have
to have a certain like you have to have I
think you have to have a certain quirk to be
able to do that job and to do these things
for your dismantling bodies and stuff. And so I think,
you know, if this guy is probably the most social

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totally of the socially awkward and so he's still awkward, yes,
and he's still socially awkward.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
But he's probably the most normal queste.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
He's the spokesman.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
He's the one they send out like all right, well
here you go, tell everybody what's yeah all about.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
In fact, he even makes like merch and like T
Shirt does. Yeah, that's Instagram. That's a copy of Hoodie.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Hey, welcome back.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
It's the Hooty Show and we are.

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
Into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
We thank you for being here. I'm whatdy, that's great,
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Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
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Speaker 6 (01:12:46):
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Speaker 7 (01:12:46):
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we've got the phones open.

Speaker 6 (01:12:52):
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forty four Wooding.

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You can also hit us up with a text, so
you can send that text over to two two nine
eight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
What did you say minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
You said that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
You thought I grew up not Mormon.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
What you said witness Yes, yeah, because I'm not allowed
to like when I was a kid, Like there were
so many things like I wasn't allowed to watch MTV.

Speaker 6 (01:13:17):
My mom wouldn't let me have it, even though they
were really popular the time, the Simpsons shirts really yeah,
like to eat my shorts?

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Yeah, oh yeah. And to be fair, because I was like,
he had a bad attitude. I grew up with Jehoast's
Witnesses and yeah, they were allowed to do.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
A lot of that stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
Yeah, No, it was none of that stuff about like
sugar cereals and stuff. We were not allowed to.

Speaker 20 (01:13:38):
Go away, but thought were They didn't buy it. Yeah,
it was like a very rare occasion. Every once in
a while we could have it for dessert. Yeah, I'm
gonna go find Sea Bass we have around. I know
he had one ready to go about how much did
you pay for your dumb tattoo? Or Sea Bass goes
out on the street and you sees somebody who's got
a dumb tattoo or starts talking to people with tattoos.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
All right, let me let me go get seedback. We
can do that next.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Show.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
All right, welcome back everybody. I think we've done this
one once.

Speaker 7 (01:14:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
It was a lot of fun, and it's fun to
pick people's brains and their skin. Yeah, and they're patients
their nerves yep.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
So people get tattoos. Sometimes they work out well and
they're really happy with them and everything else to the
times people get a tattooed and it's like oh god,
after a while, right, you're like or people are very
proud of these dumb tattoos they've.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Got, right, Well, I love it. The whole premise of
this is ninety eight. I will say that ninety eight
points something percent of tattoos are on their face stupid,
and people just deny and rationalize on their face at
like at the face.

Speaker 7 (01:14:42):
Face value suid. Yea yeah, Like Greg, how many tattoos
total do you have?

Speaker 6 (01:14:46):
About six? And what what percent do you think are
are cool?

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Oh? Are cool? Zero percent? Zero zero? I hate all
of them?

Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
Be gone with you on wow th Now, Morgan, how
many tattoos do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
One?

Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
I know you got two on the show.

Speaker 14 (01:15:04):
I have six as well, six and I regret none
of them. They're all stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Okay, Well I don't mind that because she's not delusional
about it. She doesn't say, well this means so much.
She's got the R I P O J.

Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
That's how she's got to stick figure Janitor mopping the
quote hardwood floors. Those are both from the show. You
have some other ones.

Speaker 14 (01:15:23):
I have my little MC logo. I've got the rolling
Stones tongue.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
That's because you didn't. And by the way, MC just
her initials, just in case you forgot.

Speaker 6 (01:15:34):
She was trying to brand herself almost like a reality
show type personality, where like Morgan Cook, but it was
the MC logo she had, like this you know logo,
but you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
You can't just have that online or like on a sticker.
It has to be on your skin.

Speaker 14 (01:15:47):
Yeah, it can be both.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
Got to go hard everything.

Speaker 14 (01:15:50):
Are they going to know my body when I'm dead?

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Name one Rolling Stone song?

Speaker 14 (01:15:55):
I can't. I'm not even gonna try.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Why not? Why we're sure to get a poster when
you could just know it looks cool?

Speaker 11 (01:16:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:16:02):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
Yeah, it's just a talk, right, Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 14 (01:16:05):
My tattoos are for me, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
That's what they all say too, all right, So the
thing here is how much did you pay for that
dumb tattoo? And sea basses out on the streets he
sees somebody with a dumb tattoo, And I'll tell you
what a lot of times people with tattoos love to
talk about their tattoos.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
They think they are so deep and meaningful when they
are just stupid. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
Very few people ever like bring attention to it to criticize.
But that's what happens in this round of how much
for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
We'll start with Casey, who actually she had to show
me her tattoo because it was not super visible, but
she was happy to do that. Okay, this is on
my in our lip, says karma.

Speaker 11 (01:16:42):
So it was me and two other girls, three of us,
and we were getting done with our college semester finals
and we wanted to do something crazy. So I was
going to get that. My friend got I think her
nipple beers, and then another girl got a smiley faced
tattoo on her butt.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
Why karma.

Speaker 11 (01:17:00):
I believe in karma, and I believe that you know,
what you put out into the world, you'll get back.
And it's just a universal language.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
So what does it need to be at the inside
of your lip?

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
Great question?

Speaker 11 (01:17:10):
It didn't, you know. Honestly, I can't tell you why
I picked that area. I think at that time I
was on my Space and you know how to hohold
my Space name with a cool photo of my lip down.
I was kind of like known for that tattoo all ironically,
but it's funny.

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
I can say, like, you know, maybe like karma like
over like where your heart would be, like on your
chest somewhere, Yeah, karma in your heart something I.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
Don't know, Like did she have any other tattoos? No,
not super visible, but she did have a few others.

Speaker 14 (01:17:41):
Okay, it's kind of smart. She got it in her lip,
so you can hind it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Yeah, it's not there. That's why I'm imployed. It will
be smarter. Don't waste the money on the toto and
and hope in your life you'll remember the concept of karma. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:17:52):
And if you believe in karma, I believe you should
be a good person. So I should tattoo be a
good person in my arm.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
What you're hitting on is how dumb people think. They
think that by do it, because tattoos when they when
nobody had them, were did meet a lot because that
was a big commitment. Now it is nothing. It is
just a waste of money.

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
That would her right, I mean the inside of the
lip seems like yeah, right, I mean, although the mouth
heels very quickly, right, they say, yeah, don't those fade? Well,
that's what she's that was her thing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
She said she got it like back in the MySpace
are but it's still going strong because she was told
it would fade.

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
Okay, So the question is how much did Casey pay
for this really dumb karma tattoo.

Speaker 6 (01:18:29):
Let's not forget it. Inside of her lip.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
It was celebrating the end of a semester of college.
So that's a big event that only happens twelve or
fifteen times during your life.

Speaker 10 (01:18:36):
But I would imagine that since it's on the inside
of her lip, it's not like a crazy font, right.

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
It seems to be real simple with yeah, yeah, okay,
I'll start, well, can yeah, somebody, somebody who has a
tattoos start because I don't know the pricing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
So this was ago too, a long time ago.

Speaker 15 (01:18:54):
I was going to say, I was going to say
fifty bucks, and I think I'll stick with fifty bucks.
Some that are about the size of a business card,
and those were about one hundred and twenty give or take.

Speaker 10 (01:19:06):
Okay, I was going to say forty bucks fifteen years ago,
just a simple or five letters and you know stick figure, Yeah,
forty bucks.

Speaker 14 (01:19:15):
Okay, I was going to go one fifty just because
the placement of it. And then she was a young,
you know girl. Maybe they bought the money.

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Yeah, I'm going to say eighty dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:19:27):
So woodn't girls coming in for like, especially like college
girls coming in for tattoos, don't you think that like
the tattoo guy would probably cut them a deal. Yeah, Like, yeah,
give them like a, I don't think like college girls
paid full price.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Or anything for most things. Well, here's the thing is,
I'm sure she looked. I'm sure that she will then
probably pretty cute. But then what is your thirty yeah? Gross? Right, Well,
here's the thing is, like, yeah, I could see a
tattoo artist giving the college girl a deal the first
three times, but then it's busy. Still. You got to
make money, all right, I will say, I'll put it
one hundred bucks, okay, all right, fifty forty hundred hund

(01:20:00):
fifty eighty eight. Gay, all right, let's find.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
Out how much did she pay for her dumb tattoo?

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
How much did you pay for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 11 (01:20:07):
Maybe like a hundred bucks?

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:20:10):
Whoa.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
And every time you make out with somebody, they're getting
in your.

Speaker 11 (01:20:12):
Karma exactly, and they're gonna get their karma for anything
they do to me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Yeah, that's work.

Speaker 6 (01:20:21):
I lucked out there, you did, Yeah, I lucked out there.

Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
Our friend Tim Martinez just went on a trip to
Mexico to go see some family and uh, they had
to get away from the in law's house for a
little bit, so he took his kids and his wife.
They got out of the house, they went to found
a bar. They were day drinking, and they all went
and got tattoos.

Speaker 14 (01:20:39):
Were they watching tattoos?

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
They were drunk.

Speaker 7 (01:20:42):
Yes, And the only one who didn't get it was
his wife and so again last name Martinez. He has
an old English m on the inside of.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
His wrist tattoo.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Yeah, now, he said he wants like a sleeve.

Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
Oh did I tell you? Speaking of a drunk idiots
buying tattoos. The only place I've seen a mooll tattoo
set up that was like part of an official corporate
sponsorship was at the tailgate four you're.

Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
Las Vegas Raiders. They yeah, I brought in the madelow.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
There's a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Well, I got one of my tattoos on the Virgin
Cruise because the cruise has tattoo shops on the creuse.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
It's listening hard. Yeah, just put it where.

Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
People were hammered all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
Why idea? I got mine on the last day because
that you know, I want to swim and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:21:28):
Okay, Oh good, let's see how much did you pay
for that dumb tattoo. Here's who's next.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
To He's an older, middle aged guy, fully covered, but
he really wanted to show me one specific tattoo. His
name is Gypsy. This is a three inch by one
inch like a piece of dice.

Speaker 19 (01:21:43):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
It's a domino.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
I went to prison recently and I had to become
hot part of a crew, had too, I guess, yes,
because if you're not part of a crew, you are
considered a up for grabs. I was in there for
five years, so I was like forty two whatever, and
then they said, you're an older gentleman, come join our side.
And in order to become a woodpecker, I had to

(01:22:05):
get jumped in, which is a.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
Hard twenty three three guys for twenty three seconds. Okay,
and now you are you allowed to fight back at all?

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
Yeah, to fight? Don't start okay until you start throwing.
So that's why there's a two and a three a
nominal two.

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
Three's and it's also the twenty third alphabet.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
So how much did that dumb tattoo cost? I say
to a prison game?

Speaker 6 (01:22:26):
Yeah, all that sounds awful.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
Did he get it in prison? Uh? Yeah, okay, that's
the that's a yeah, cost him a pack of ramen.
Now here's the thing, though, there is that's I understand
what you're saying. But there's a there's a dollar value
attached because there's commissary money you put on your books.
They say. Okay, so, folks who don't know Woodpecker is
that's the West White Gang.

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
That's because he because you're nerve, that's what I's going
to call my fan club.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
Because you're not allowed. It's it's really sad. You know,
when you watch like First forty eight, you you cannot
join a gang of a different race in in for real,
in for real prison. So it's so old timate. Like Greg,
I want prison to be, like, I know, you more diverse.

Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
If you're getting some diversification.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
Right, you could be like friendly with the different different
racial guys. But at first bars gangs you have to
have race.

Speaker 7 (01:23:10):
So Morgan for a second. There, you are very interested
in prison pen pals. But now that you have a boyfriend, yeah, also.

Speaker 14 (01:23:17):
So weird saying the boyfriend word. I don't know about that.

Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
Well, now you have a love interest, okay, Yeah, have
you lost interest in any of the prison pen pal stuff?

Speaker 14 (01:23:26):
I mean, I guess I'm not actively seeking them, but
if they want to write me letters, I'll write them.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
Back, she has taken a lover. Yeah, I've taken up.

Speaker 14 (01:23:37):
But I was into this guy until he said white gang.

Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
Wait so this guy that cobo's not white.

Speaker 14 (01:23:46):
I mean he's technically from Portugal, so I guess that's European.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
Okay, yeah, like like Jeff, I mean he's like right, no, no.

Speaker 6 (01:23:56):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Did he marry to Portuguese Jeff?

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
Or no?

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Like when I when I looked at his picture and
I'm like, oh, yeah, I mean he's white looking. White guys.
Guess what spoiler When you go to Spain there they're
Caucasian for the most part. No kind of europe Yeah, weird.

Speaker 14 (01:24:12):
I see no color.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
What you just said? Okay, So to recap this is
a it's a it's like a big domino that's got
a two and a three because you got get jumped
in and that's a memory you want to present three guys.

Speaker 7 (01:24:26):
I'm trying to think, like you know, at the airport
or the currency exchange or whatever, what would the exchange
rate be like for like commissary to considered, what's the
dollar to commissary? Like how much does the ramen for this?
That's actually we should do a that's a that could
be a Morgan project. Do a little prison commissary prices, right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
I like that?

Speaker 6 (01:24:46):
Yeah, okay, all right, I will say fifty bucks. Yeah,
that's way too much.

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
Small, it's pretty small. It's black and white, so it's
very sim pretty small.

Speaker 6 (01:24:56):
Black and white. Again, I'm going like commissary like conversions.

Speaker 20 (01:24:59):
And then it's say twenty bucks, twenty bucks, I'm going
ten ten bucks, gonna go with ten as well.

Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
Ten bucks, Morgan, you guess forty all right, forty bucks?
All right, let's find out who's right.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
So how much of that dumb tattoo cost I don't know,
like fifty bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
Money or probably like to a jpey or Apple pay
or an Jerry cash app.

Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
No, well, we could do it on monst for our families.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Oh you say, hey, I need so and so do Yeah,
send it to my wife, Send it to my girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (01:25:26):
All right, you know what, Send it to my mother.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
She's gonna put it on my books. Oh oh wow,
you're good at this game.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
Yeah, killing it today?

Speaker 14 (01:25:32):
You should get tatty.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
And see that's why I didn't think of it. But
it makes sense that, like, let's say someone knows you
fifty bucks for a tattoo, you say, you give them
your wife's cash app tag and then you have your
cousin you know, send it and then they can tell you, hey,
I got the test.

Speaker 13 (01:25:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
If I was their wife, I'd be.

Speaker 10 (01:25:47):
Like, can you not get me involved in this?

Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
And a tattoo?

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
You can get a golden retriever on your chest?

Speaker 6 (01:25:54):
Oh yeah, that'd be really cool, really cool.

Speaker 14 (01:25:56):
I always remember your dog.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
Do you believe in karma?

Speaker 6 (01:26:01):
Yeah? I don't believe that you believe it? Well, how
much did you pay for that dumb tattoo? We have
one more, but let's take the break first, all right,
we'll come back and then we got one more person.
How much do they pay for that dumb tattoo? We'll
find out next.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
It's a Woody show, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:26:19):
Well we already heard about Casey and her tattoo. That
dude with the jail gypsy and his tattoo. How much
do they pay for these dumb tattoos? Sea basses on
the street talking to people with the interesting tattoos?

Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
Which one is your least favorite?

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Morgan?

Speaker 6 (01:26:36):
I mean, of all the tattoos that you have, you
said that you don't regret any of them. But if
you had to get rid of one. Which one would
it be?

Speaker 14 (01:26:42):
It would be the one underneath my boob, And it says,
so it goes, I don't regret that it's a bad
Joel No mac Miller, Gina, come on, no, I forget.
I mean, I think he took it from someone else,
but Billy Joel, I had a friend to it for me.
I've had friends do most of mine. Yeah, he didn't
do the good of a job.

Speaker 6 (01:27:02):
I'm just surprised that it wasn't like the the guy
Mop of the floors or the no I like, I
know you like the oj one.

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
Yeah, the mop Who's whose idea was that mop guy?

Speaker 11 (01:27:12):
Hmm?

Speaker 14 (01:27:12):
At least we didn't go with the obese guy, but I.

Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
Think that was who's that guy?

Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
Yes, another one of MENACE's heroes.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
All right, So how much for that dumb tattoo? We
have one more person? Who is this?

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
This is?

Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
And he has like some big intricate word written in
a place you don't see it, like kind of down
and around his knee. And he's gonna tell us what
that word is and why he did it? All right,
what's that big tattoo that's going down your knee. Over populated.

Speaker 9 (01:27:40):
Just the fact that like a lot of people like
tend to like have children, right, and they don't know
how to raise them to the point where they are disrespectful.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
I do have kids, so it kind of is stupid.
You know, have kids and you are worried about hoping overpopulation.

Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
Yeah, how many kids you have?

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
I'm cue Okay. He kind of makes that octymoron, you know,
over poss again across his knee and like down a
side across his knee. Overpopulated, okay, because he's like, I.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Was worried about overpopulation, which is not really a thing,
which is again if you listen to the great and
powerful Elon Musk, it's actually the reverse.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Yeah, multiple countries like Japan, and it was pretty much
everywhere is going to have a big population crater the
next hundred years. But the point being that I guess
he wants to eat the babies or whatever. Uh, And
he said, let's let's get that on my knee so
that I don't have kids.

Speaker 6 (01:28:33):
But then he had two kids.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
Also he thought, like tattoo on his knee would change
the world in people's minds about overpopulation.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
Has a statement you're coming around to where I'm thinking,
and he's means also, so let's layer all that on
there all right.

Speaker 6 (01:28:48):
Now, we don't know if he, like Morgan, had a
friend do it. Yeah, I was assuming he actually went
to a place.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
Guy.

Speaker 6 (01:28:53):
Did it look kind of professional?

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
It looked well, it was kind of it looked like
it was sort of trying to be like a fancy script,
but it's it clearly was not of a very high quality. Okay,
one color? Yes, good question?

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
Uh about how like how it was like like probably the.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
Total legs probably no, no, not about that they're kind
of wrapping around his knees. So like say, say eight
ten inches? What do you should go last? Since you
see really good at this?

Speaker 7 (01:29:18):
Yeah, exactly, Well, because I'm kind of going in between.
I don't know if you realized my strategy here. I'm
kind of going in between like a lot of you guys. Okay,
definitely the first Yeah, I will say for that, let
let's put it the eighty dollars.

Speaker 14 (01:29:33):
Wow, I'm going to do.

Speaker 10 (01:29:34):
The woody strategy because I think I've been going too low.
Let's say for this piece of art two hundo.

Speaker 14 (01:29:40):
I was thinking two fifty just because it's a guy
he's not that smart. Maybe he got scammed a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:29:45):
Yeah, yeah, say one hundred doesn't sound like a guy
with a lot of money either, got a couple of kids.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
Yeah, I don't think he got it before the kids.
We were just Yeah, I'm saying one twenty five.

Speaker 6 (01:29:54):
One five hundred, one hundred dollars, simple times. And the
guy's also walking around his call him peanut. So these
are all very modest proposals. Really, that's a population joke.
Oh I have I'll get GI forgetting it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
I didn't get it, but I was pretending, So don't
get it eating the babies Earlier, I said, okaway, let's.

Speaker 6 (01:30:19):
Find out who's right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
If anybody is right, how much you paid for that
dumb tattoo?

Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
How much would you pay for that dumb tattoo?

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
It was free?

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Free?

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
That was it free?

Speaker 22 (01:30:28):
Because I do tattoos myself.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Trick main did you want to like give out where
folks can go to your and find out out your tattoos?
Or no, you just find me on the street. That's
not on the street marketing. It sounds about right.

Speaker 14 (01:30:41):
Yeah, where'd you find him?

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
I did find him on the streets, So therefore that
makes sense. If I can do it, you can do it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:47):
Probably smart not to advertise like you're saying it doesn't
look that great again he's wearing his portfolio.

Speaker 14 (01:30:53):
Yeah, I'm also surprised if no one got upset that
you called their tattoo dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
Well, let's think it's because I do it so straight facedly,
and I asked them, like, show me something, really I
should I asked to show me like the most outrageous
or insane, like I don't want like, oh, it's my
mother's initials. Okay, that's boring, that's you know. So it
shows up a creative or interesting and as they describe it,
I think they even realize it. You got themselves through it.
Oh that that was stupid. Yeah, what is karma on

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the inside of my left Huh?

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
That dumb tattoo?

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
Love it?

Speaker 6 (01:31:25):
Thank you very much? She masked out here. We got
more Woody Show coming up for your next hang on,
don't go anywhere. The Woody Show will be right back.
Insensitivity draining for a politically very world. The Woody Show.
Well that's it for this Thursday morning.

Speaker 13 (01:31:41):
Okay.

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Speaker 15 (01:32:24):
Yeah, if you get mad at somebody texting and driving,
just roll down your window and throw your beer at him.

Speaker 6 (01:32:32):
That was a that was a big thing for a
while as a quote, just prankin where you'd be, you know,
crossing another car on the road and you'd toss your
milkshake out and would hit their windshield.

Speaker 14 (01:32:43):
I would kill you.

Speaker 6 (01:32:43):
Oh that was so late nineties.

Speaker 10 (01:32:46):
Oh my god, it'd be so many.

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
That was the just prankin of the time, and that
was even before social media.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
I would egg cars and then drive off.

Speaker 6 (01:32:53):
Yeah, this is like you're driving my direction. I'm driving
your two lane row okay, and I would I would
time it so that it would awesome shake out the
window so it hit your windshield. But here's the thing,
mega dangerous. You can't see right, Yeah, slightly just pranking hilarious.
All right, thank you very much, Greg Goring, Thank you
so much for giving the Woodie Show some of your

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valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it to
appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.
SMD double M.

Speaker 25 (01:33:22):
Your mom's a bitch, was a bitch, and happy holidays.

Speaker 6 (01:33:24):
All you hold is bitches.