January 6, 2026 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a show. Hi, Greg, I'm I'm doing something today.
I'm going someplace today, and all I can do is
think to you, are you going to home goods? I
am going to a store. Yeah, yeah, and uh, I'm
(00:22):
not sure I'm gonna actually buy today, but.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
New Cow.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No, I'm going to a golf cart store.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Is it called the Happiness Superstore?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Nothing's called s CV carts? And they're nice. They're nice
and I've stopped in there before.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Wait, so your potential buyer of a golf cart is correct?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah? Are they usble in your neighborhood. It's not in
the neighborhood. It's for the for the airplane hangar. It
could be a driver. Otherwise it's very long walks to
go get like as you need or if you're picking
up like people that are meeting you there because you're
going somewhere with them. And that is a humble brag. No,
(01:07):
it's good. I know because Greg is all about this life.
He wants one so bad. He wants to just he
wants to be able to drive one of those things everywhere.
He doesn't even drive a real car. No, I don't
unless it doesn't have doors. And then he find that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But and you think I'm being hyperbolic when I say
that world peace could be achieved if we replace the
automobile with the golf cart. You be unhappy driving a
golf cart. And if you need somebody to pick up
people at the hangar and take them to the bathroom,
I'm your man.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, well no, so yeah, yeah, you could go up
in the plane. I could be nanning the golf cart.
But yeah, they apparently have like a lot of cool
ones there I have. I don't know really much about them,
but I guess we'll find out that I know nothing
about them.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Now what what are we looking at?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
The four theater?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
The four seater?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
They have four seaters theaters and do anything crazy just
basically to the basic does have a reverse cameras camera.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Think I don't need that.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Maybe maybe Greg can kind of help me. Come pick
a color or something.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't know. Well they do. You can get one
that looks like an escalade or something.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, they have those. They also have NFL official one.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You get a Steeler point this.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, what you need is not the point of this.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
This is about fun.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, it's fun, But the fun is that you know,
driving a golf cart in a golf cart, right, yeah,
exactly eight. You're free to I'm saying this is I'm
opening up the invite. If you want to come, if
you want to come with me, we can go. We
can go right after the show. Oh my god, I
don't know what do you got going on today? Grocery store?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
We know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
He's always got to stop there, of course.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, got his cauchure. Make sure it's yeah, there's no wrinkles, right.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Be thinking about this because we have a topic coming
up this hour. What did your dog eat that you
ended up at the vet? What did your dog eat
that you ended up at the vet? That's coming up
this hour here on the show. You'll be able to
call in with your story. I was watching some videos
online and it was just video after video of dogs
of the vet and the things that they were retrieving,
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like they went right down the throat and pulled like
like a full pair of leggings like lululemons, Like it's
a yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Physically swallow that.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You're a dog an alligator?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Is your dog ever thrown up after eating? And it's
just a perfectly intact meal like ew right on the floor.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, it's like they didn't even they didn't what the
ball for him. I mean, if you're.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Sometimes you have a massive dog, is it thrown up
and it's just like there's the little pieces of carrot,
there's the meat, and it's all.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Perfectly and sometimes they want to eat it.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's the kibble that, like his nile usually does. The
other thing that drives us nuts is like she'll be
eating and then the Amazon delivery comes and they ring
the doorbell and she has a mouthful of food and
she's now barking and running towards the door and full
kibble piece of the like it's like she exploded.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Shoot up.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, anyway, Uh, we have your stories on that coming up.
What did your dog eat that you ended up in
the vet. We're gonna get to that. But we do
have sea bass. Here was some dugan news.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
News.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Yes, so this is a nice little lead into our
top sweet stories of really little angels.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Earth are dugans, our little babies.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They're Mirra babies.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
And we'll start in Florida via CBS Chicago. For some
reason of a of a little dog who went out
with its very older owner Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Other strong husband called the Sheriff's Department in Okaloosa County
to find his eighty six year old wife, who was
missing after taking the dog's ball walk.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Minutes definitely den She gets in her car to search.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
There's the dog.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Hi, Hey, and the dogs leaves first straight to the
woman who had fallen on the sunne and couldn't get up.
Speaker 9 (05:19):
Hey, he wouldn't leave him coming back to me.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
He ran up to my car and I said, bring
me to your mommy, and she ran back.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Here.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
He come up to your.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Car and all, sweet boy, the woman is recovering thanks
to her four legged hero.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm not even his owner on his grandmother.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh, good boy, you're so good.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
It's just.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Okay. I kept waiting for the part where like the
dog went and got help, and then when they came back,
the dog killed the woman.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's typically how these news stories from Sea bask go.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I think I said, angels on Earth, our little babies.
You did stayed with the grandma kept coming back to.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Is it wrong that I'm slightly disappointed?
Speaker 11 (06:12):
God?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You guys are will We've been trained to expect. It's nice.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Stories are coming up.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Are man's best friend grandma's best friend did you even know.
They might be your little horsey's best friend.
Speaker 12 (06:28):
From Koe, the pit bull attacks a horse, supporter, Amberley
tells us how the horse is doing and what the
dog's owner is pledging.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I know, okay, pitbull pitple attacks just like a regular
sized horse. Usually they love babies, but full size.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
So really hard Who won full size horse?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I mean, dumbas Tyler, You're like wagering on stuff. Who
would you say? Who? Who is the horse? Okay? Or
is it?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I'm gone? This horse kicked that pit bull in the
face with the time.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Like okaystructible got put down? Yeah my money, I don't know.
I heard a story at one point.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I think it was.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Greg Lloyd who played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He had
like those bull mastips or whatever, and it killed the
neighbor's horse. Yeah, but that's a bull mastive, which is
bigger than may have just lost. Not not as violent,
blood thrusty as a pit bull though. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Bull masses.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, they kill people and they can't be discouraged. Like
once they decide they're going to kill, they just they
just you know, that's the whole time, Like a pit
bully horse food. Yeah, right, let's go back to the store. Horse.
Speaker 12 (07:42):
Action seven News reporter Amberlee tells us how the horse
is doing and what the dog's owner is pledging.
Speaker 13 (07:47):
It's been a rough couple of days for this thirteen
year old horse named Gators. It was viciously attacked by
a pit bull Sunday afternoon. Pit bull bit the horse
between the back legs and then on the neck, pulling
the horse to the ground. You can still see ride
blood and horsehair on Rudy and Patty Pino's property. Patty
was riding Gator when the dog attacked, but she was
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not hurt. Her husband says he tried to kick the
dog off his horse, pushing it away before he pulled
out a shotgun.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
What happened there.
Speaker 13 (08:16):
Lindsay County Animal Control has now filed charges against the
Piples owner, Jasmine Baka.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
I am extremely sorry for any damage that my dog
caused to their animals. My husband and I are willing
to work with the owners of the horse to provide
compensations for the.
Speaker 14 (08:32):
Damages are bad.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Wouldn't be crazy that the horse is named Gator, but
the pit poll that attacked its name that princess or
something just acious attack.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It wasn't a gentle attack.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Guys, there was a silver lining there. When was the
last time you heard a sorry and like apologetic pitple?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, and I'm willing to pay money.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Wow, this really goes against all That's why it's just
said you said.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Nanny dog.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So wait, the horses alive? I won?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Right, yeah you won?
Speaker 11 (09:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
It did bring it to the ground, didn't didn't kick it?
Well yeah yeah it lived.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Got Dougan news.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
All right, So that surprise one of the trillion pitpo owner.
That's a nice decent person. Eventually, let's see if one
who brought their their pitbull on the train in New
York City is the same way.
Speaker 15 (09:29):
Commuter circle around a pit bull with its teeth tightly
clenched around a woman. It was around three pm Friday
on the FOE train approaching Wall Street.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Tay C.
Speaker 15 (09:37):
King says it all started when the dog owner sat
his pit bull on the seat next to the woman.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
She's like, the dog don't belong on the seat.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
He's like, I'm not moving on dog.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
She pushes it. What is the dog doing on the chairs?
He's like, yo, do not push my dog. She does
it one more time and he just goes swinging of
course he's jumping on her, but she moves back, and
that's when he catches hold of her shoe when he
was not letting it go.
Speaker 15 (10:03):
Other writers keep their distance as the owner wrestles the
dog off bights collar, then throws the woman's shoe back
at her.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
Because at the same time, you want to help her,
but you don't want the dog to turn on you.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's just god, you never told the dog to let
her go at all.
Speaker 15 (10:19):
The MTA says it allows dogs on subway cars, but
they must be contained to a carrying case. A spokesperson
told us the video is disturbing and a clear violation
of our rules.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
Big dogs are not supposed to be on the train,
just big.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, you can't. You can't find a container that contained that.
She pushed the dog, so yeah, that's her first. I'm
team dog on this one, because look, don't start no ish.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Won't be no it.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
It was her fault. She pushed the dog. The dog responded, well.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
The second the lady that you heard second secondarily was
obviously more street smart. I don't care what this pitbull
is doing. You touch it, you can lose it your
whole life. Yeah, did you notice more.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Than she's like? Nobody ever told this dog to stop.
I hear a shoeback at Thank you CBS New York
for that. We have a time for one more story,
Dugan News.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
All right, so not the friends there, but Dugan's are
friends of our, of our friendly neighborhood postal carriers.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
We all know this legendary relationship. Let's go to ABC
San Diego for this one.
Speaker 12 (11:22):
Just a pit bull clamped onto his throat as he
was delivering the mail.
Speaker 16 (11:29):
Horrific and terrifying second of my life. And now two
weeks later, the classic.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Surgeon who showed me up said that if he had
gone any deeper, it might have been fatal.
Speaker 16 (11:42):
One reason the did decever and ary was this training
session ten who's covered last December, where postal workers were
told their first line of defense against a dog attack
is their male pouch.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
This dog got part of this handle, and that that
saved my life.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Handle not yet back to work.
Speaker 16 (12:01):
He's still healing from multiple injuries, including his knee and shoulder,
but especially that neck.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Will It's very until I got to a pottery game.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Because I don't want to put myself in a position
where I get too excited.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
It's someone offered HI pre padre tickets and he said,
don'tant I don't want to get too.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, stir up that neck.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I gotta get a sell them that I delivering junk mail.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Right, wuck it eight seven seven forty four, Woody, right
to the neck. Text us over to two nine eight seven.
What did your dog eat? And you ended up at
the vet? People already texting in you can give us
a call again eight seven seven forty four. What do
you share your story with us on this prize for horse?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, the neighbor's horse.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Stuck in their mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Hit us up with the text over to two two
nine eight seven. Big dogs are not supposed to be
on the train. That's right, No, Woody show text in
eight seven. All right, So the most common things that
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pets swallow and vet bills behind them. Chocolate tops the
list for dogs because even small amounts can be toxic
for him. You know, the average vet bill for treating
dogs who try to eat it is eleven hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah, damn, shout out to pet insurance man.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, so what did what did your dog eat? And
you ended up at the vet? Eight seven seven forty
four woody. That's eight seven seven forty four woody. Chocolate's
number one. More than the quarter of the vet visits
for dogs swallowing something is from candy or chocolate. So
how deadly is it?
Speaker 15 (13:53):
Because they say it's like poison, but they all they
seem to survive.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Well, it's because well, I guess it depends.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
On it must be vomiting, right the amount?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And did you get that out of out of their system?
There was a lot of people because I'm going through
on the text and a lot of people talk about,
you know, getting the the dog's stomach pumped, or.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Have you seen the videos horrible of them pulling something
out of their butts?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh yeah, we got uh we got some of that
stuff in here too. I was watching again these videos
on Instagram kept popping up, and there was one like
montage of a bunch of different ones, and the one
video was crazier, the next crazier the next because like
how the whole sweaters on the How did you do that?
(14:44):
So twice twice we had to bring the dog down
to the vet and they gave her something these drops
in her eyes which made her throw up. I think
I told you about that, you did? I thought that
was so weird because I wasn't there. My wife, My
wife is the one that had brought the dog down.
Was that the panties. One was a pair of panties,
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and then I remember one was the casing of a baseball, right, yeah,
she she showed the leather cover off of a baseball.
So it was just left the twine and the string
and uh, We're like, what happened to the cover And
we're like uh, And then sure enough, you know, they
brought it on the vet, gave her the drops of
the eyes and there comes the cover of the baseball.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Drop so bad, I do. That one makes at least
a little sense because the leather was cheery.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Dolls. Dogs choose on chew on you know, ball tennis balls,
like you always.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Hear them like trying to eat the crotch out of
like underwear and pants.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
What's going on there?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And the thing is like, my my dog, she's only interested.
She will not chew on my underwear, my son's underwear.
But man, if my daughter leaves a pair of underwear
on her floor, or my wife has like a laundry
basket out with her underwear and there. You better believe
we'll find a pair of them sitting on the dog's
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bed like she went and grabbed it. And it's all like,
you know, slobbery and disgusting, hard, disgusting. Let's say hi
to Yeah, let's say hi to Will.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
What's up Will, Will?
Speaker 11 (16:18):
Will?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Of course that's why we said Hi Will. What did
your dog eat.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
That you ended up with the vet?
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
See, that's the thing. You got to turn the radio
down because it's not on delay in case one of
you idiots decides to swear, uh huh. And that way
we can dump out of it. And so if you're
listening on the radio, you're gonna be you're gonna be
all thrown off. So Will, we're gonna come back to
you in the meantime. Uh, just turned the radio down. Uh, Mike,
what up?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Mike?
Speaker 11 (16:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
What did your dog eat?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You ended up with the vet?
Speaker 10 (16:53):
Okay? So mine mine who little it's a special little story.
Speaker 13 (16:56):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
So it was a used condom from the night before
that move behind my couch, and my mom found the
used condom in the living room because the dog pooped
it out.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
How are you still alive? Because I would have committed suicide.
I told you the same thing happened. I've told her
that song before. Like, my my wife and her friend
were living in my in law's house while they were
like temporarily living out of state for my my father
in law's job. Right, they came home one weekend and
they were out in the backyard with the dog, and
the dog crapped out a condom and my in my
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mother in law walks out and goes, Jennifer Nicholas just
pooped out a balloon. And it wasn't it wasn't from
my wife. It was from the roommate and our friend Tony,
because they had been hooking up there. And my wife,
like you said, like she wanted to commit suicide. She
was like, Jennifer Nicholas pooped, Oh my god. But did
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you where was this used?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Economy said?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
It was behind that Like.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Why the couch animal?
Speaker 10 (18:03):
Well, because well, I mean I used to have built
an ad on the back of my parents' house and
that's where I was like living for a while, and
I had like it was kind of a man cave.
So I had like my couch and then I had
like my bed in one corner and point like along that.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Why did you end up in the in the trash
or like minutes. We would wouldn't even except flush down
the toilet. When a you're hooking up, you just dont
immediately go to the trash. When you're done, you eventually
before the dog can get it. You don't throw it
behind the canuck them, dude, and then find them later.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
Yeah, pretty much like what Mena said. I was in
my early twenties. I was like just a dirty animal
and I just had behind the couch just uh you know.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
All right, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Let's try again with Will. All right, Will can you
hear us?
Speaker 7 (18:51):
I can hear you? I mean, yeah, all right, I
look guys, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
It's an idiot.
Speaker 10 (18:56):
I mean that would makes me such a listener.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
It also makes me people don't.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Call shows every day. And yeah, yeah, it's all good.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
All right.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
So Will, what did your dog get? You ended up
at the vet?
Speaker 13 (19:07):
So?
Speaker 7 (19:08):
Uh, well he eats thee all things all the time.
Well got rest of so he just died a week ago,
but uh he uh. Like we were on this road
trip a couple of years ago. My girlfriend and I
were staying at these hotels every night and we kept
getting charges on the mini bar for stuff we weren't eating.
I couldn't figure it out for life of me. We
get to my sister's place, he eats a big Pirates station.
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We haven't take him for the vet for that it was,
I mean that was the Pirates is actually the least
of our worries, because my girlfriend got bit by my
sister's dog the same same weekend. It was Christmas like
three years ago. Was a whole disaster. But in the
midst of all that chaos, my dog decides he's going
to take advantage of the situation, get a big Pirates
dish off the counter, and he eats the whole tray
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of blondies along with all the glass mouth is leading.
It's he's he's a big, big idiot, and so we
take him to that. We try to get it all
figured out. At the same time, my girlfriends at the
are getting stitches her legs, and then when they make
them vomit, what we see is all the rappers for
the candy and nuts and all this stuff from the
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mini bars. It's been eating eating at the mini bars.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
It's the opportunity for that. Yeah took it.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, I was Clinton. Thank you will appreciate the call.
We were cleaning out this uh this this couch where
the kids sitting and they play you know, uh PlayStation.
They're in there watching their YouTube videos. And uh we
pulled the couch out and my daughter had thrown a
bunch of rappers back there. And that's what you really
find out, the culprits. Yeah, you know, it's like they
were all these empty like guys. The trash goes in
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the trash right, not just behind the catch. And eventually
I guess those will be used condoms. Oh yeah, absolutely So.
About six years ago, living in a house with a
bunch of roommates, one of them had a baby. My
dog loved this baby. Well, one day the dog was
acting very sick. Took him to the emergency the pat hospital.
Turns out the dog had swallowed the baby's pacifier. Oh
my god. Abdominal surgery. Yeah, and they had to remove
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some in testes.
Speaker 14 (21:08):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
That sucks. Hospital for two weeks, twenty two thousand dollars.
This one time, our dog got into a chicken carcass,
like an old Costco chicken that we threw away in
the trash. Umbellows to us that it was rotted with maggots,
and so the dog for three days was throwing up
maggots and crapping out maggots. It was the most horrible
(21:30):
thing Eversee. My dog Willow swallowed a corn cob hole
and was yelping as it was going down its throat
and had to have surgery to have it removed.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
This person's dog ate a barbie's head. This one six six.
My dog ate my used menstrual disc. Oh, had to
take him to a vet. This one says my five
pound dog ate a pebble turned out to be a
ten grand pebble surgery. Oh my godd he's so small
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he couldn't pass the pebble, and of course immediately paid
for it. No question. Menace has met him, along with
our Frendschie. Okay, oh yeah, oh he got frenchie money.
So ten grand pebbish.
Speaker 14 (22:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
My dog ate my niece's panties, mainly the crotch, and
there were little bits of pink fabric in her poop
for about a week. She also ate a tampon once.
She's a poon hem thankfully unused one.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
This one, my dog once crapped out a turd shaped
like a hot topic bag and just the face of
a little Hello Kitty. Figure nine nine grapes that little
for or ate an entire ball paid eight hundred dollars
to pump his stomach and do some blood work.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, grapes or not?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Another one.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
On Christmas Eve, my eighteen blueberries they can eat? Yeah yea,
I said. On Christmas Eve, my eighteen pound dog ate
an entire pound of chocolate truffles that was in a
wrapped box under the Christmas tree that I didn't know
was chocolate. Had to get their stomach pumped. Uh. My
animal ate through cell phone chargers, shirts, shoelaces, got a
(23:07):
pair of shoelaces that were pink, and after she took
a poo, was running around with something pink sticking out
of her butt. I thought her intestines were coming out
and I was chasing it around the house. Long story short,
don't put anything uh that's already oh yeah, don't put
on anything that's already inside your pet. You can harm them.
Oh like, don't pull on it, like, don't pull Oh
(23:27):
I see what Okay, I was saying, what yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're like shoe strings or something coming out.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
They don't. Yeah, so you're not supposed to pull that.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Well, it's like if you get a knife, you're stable
supposed to pull it out.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
My dog ate a rope toy, impacted her stomach and
needed a surgery. My dog ate a bee. He's allergic.
Have you seen those pictures in their faces just totally
puff up? Oh, yeah, that's happened. My dog ate a
whole direct TV remote. It was a costly build, but
the remote was surprisingly whole, except for the rubber buttons.
If he sits down, he changes the channel. Oh, my
(24:01):
dog ate the head of of our elf on the
shelf a week before Christmas? No, how'd you explain that
to the kids.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Somebody said their dog was slowly eating a bag of stucco,
stuck going back for more stucco.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Crapping out. They left behind their garage. Let's say hi
to Arnold. What's up? Arnold? Show what what did your
dog eat.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
That you ended up in the vet mine?
Speaker 17 (24:29):
So I was a little sad, but I'm over it now.
But yeah, I was police and to the vet and
they never made it back. So my favorite dog, you know,
my favorite dog was in the world.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Heav't Guy wouldn't dog eat rat poison? Yeah, yeah, rat trap.
Speaker 17 (24:47):
Yeah, they did something outside of town. I got to
my dog. My dog was really sick and then yeah,
I had my wife take it to the vet and
he never made it back. So that was a bummer.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
The dogs will all the lick up anti freeze as well.
They will like I know somebody whose dog died doing that,
because apparently it's real sweet to them.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
And I wasn't expecting an actual death story. I was expecting,
like it's kind of funny. US Tampa battery cracked the
string you. Yeah, I don't know. That sucks. I'm sorry
to hear about that, but thank you for the call.
Thanks for bumming everybody else cool. I had a Christina Christina.
Speaker 14 (25:24):
Hey guy, he's a good morning it is.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So what did your what did your dog eat?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
To the vet?
Speaker 14 (25:30):
So we've noticed that he wasn't standing right, he was
ready lastaristic on the whatever.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yes, thank you, yeah, I get.
Speaker 14 (25:43):
So we took him the vet did to work tree
hundred dollars later, they just tell me that he's high.
So we're trying to figure out where he got it from.
And then my boyfriend with smoke and then clean his
rig with Q tips. So the wax was on the
Q tips and they will put him in a cup
on the shell. So we ended up finding out he
got a hold of those CE.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Tips and that's why he got high dogs like cetips.
Speaker 14 (26:06):
Every time you see yeah, yeah, every time he sees
the Q tips he gets excited.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
He does.
Speaker 14 (26:11):
It's like dirty, yeah up, yeah, And my daughter said,
yeah he is. He started. My daughter started crying because
it happened again, freaking out. She's like, he's gonna die.
I was like, no, he's not. He's just high.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Think you're gonna die, sweet heart.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, you're just paranorm on that ticket.
Speaker 14 (26:29):
Just for them to tell me that he's high again,
I'm good, but kind.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Of like the condom guy who just throws the used
condom behind the couch. Can't your boyfriend when he cleans
the wax with these Q tips then, like, why would
the whip out? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Why would you hold onto the Q tips? I don't understand.
All right, Christiana, thank you for the call. Appreciate you
listening to what he show.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Love you, I love you.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
All right, We're gonna take a quick break more what
he shows next? Tight more what he shows next, next,
It's a show. Hi, Greg, I'm I'm doing something today.
I'm going someplace today, and all I can do is
think to you, are you going to home goods? I
am going to a store. Yeah, yeah, and uh, I'm
(00:22):
not sure I'm gonna actually buy today, but.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
New Cow.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No, I'm going to a golf cart store.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Is it called the Happiness Superstore?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Nothing's called s CV carts? And they're nice. They're nice
and I've stopped in there before.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Wait, so your potential buyer of a golf cart is correct?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah? Are they usble in your neighborhood. It's not in
the neighborhood. It's for the for the airplane hangar. It
could be a driver. Otherwise it's very long walks to
go get like as you need or if you're picking
up like people that are meeting you there because you're
going somewhere with them. And that is a humble brag. No,
(01:07):
it's good. I know because Greg is all about this life.
He wants one so bad. He wants to just he
wants to be able to drive one of those things everywhere.
He doesn't even drive a real car. No, I don't
unless it doesn't have doors. And then he find that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But and you think I'm being hyperbolic when I say
that world peace could be achieved if we replace the
automobile with the golf cart. You be unhappy driving a
golf cart. And if you need somebody to pick up
people at the hangar and take them to the bathroom,
I'm your man.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, well no, so yeah, yeah, you could go up
in the plane. I could be nanning the golf cart.
But yeah, they apparently have like a lot of cool
ones there I have. I don't know really much about them,
but I guess we'll find out that I know nothing
about them.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Now what what are we looking at?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
The four theater?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
The four seater?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
They have four seaters theaters and do anything crazy just
basically to the basic does have a reverse cameras camera.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Think I don't need that.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Maybe maybe Greg can kind of help me. Come pick
a color or something.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't know. Well they do. You can get one
that looks like an escalade or something.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, they have those. They also have NFL official one.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You get a Steeler point this.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, what you need is not the point of this.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
This is about fun.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, it's fun, But the fun is that you know,
driving a golf cart in a golf cart, right, yeah,
exactly eight. You're free to I'm saying this is I'm
opening up the invite. If you want to come, if
you want to come with me, we can go. We
can go right after the show. Oh my god, I
don't know what do you got going on today? Grocery store?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
We know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
He's always got to stop there, of course.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, got his cauchure. Make sure it's yeah, there's no wrinkles, right.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Be thinking about this because we have a topic coming
up this hour. What did your dog eat that you
ended up at the vet? What did your dog eat
that you ended up at the vet? That's coming up
this hour here on the show. You'll be able to
call in with your story. I was watching some videos
online and it was just video after video of dogs
of the vet and the things that they were retrieving,
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like they went right down the throat and pulled like
like a full pair of leggings like lululemons, Like it's
a yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Physically swallow that.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You're a dog an alligator?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Is your dog ever thrown up after eating? And it's
just a perfectly intact meal like ew right on the floor.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, it's like they didn't even they didn't what the
ball for him. I mean, if you're.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Sometimes you have a massive dog, is it thrown up
and it's just like there's the little pieces of carrot,
there's the meat, and it's all.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Perfectly and sometimes they want to eat it.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's the kibble that, like his nile usually does. The
other thing that drives us nuts is like she'll be
eating and then the Amazon delivery comes and they ring
the doorbell and she has a mouthful of food and
she's now barking and running towards the door and full
kibble piece of the like it's like she exploded.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Shoot up.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, anyway, Uh, we have your stories on that coming up.
What did your dog eat that you ended up in
the vet. We're gonna get to that. But we do
have sea bass. Here was some dugan news.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
News.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Yes, so this is a nice little lead into our
top sweet stories of really little angels.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Earth are dugans, our little babies.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They're Mirra babies.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
And we'll start in Florida via CBS Chicago. For some
reason of a of a little dog who went out
with its very older owner Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Other strong husband called the Sheriff's Department in Okaloosa County
to find his eighty six year old wife, who was
missing after taking the dog's ball walk.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Minutes definitely den She gets in her car to search.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
There's the dog.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Hi, Hey, and the dogs leaves first straight to the
woman who had fallen on the sunne and couldn't get up.
Speaker 9 (05:19):
Hey, he wouldn't leave him coming back to me.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
He ran up to my car and I said, bring
me to your mommy, and she ran back.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Here.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
He come up to your.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Car and all, sweet boy, the woman is recovering thanks
to her four legged hero.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm not even his owner on his grandmother.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh, good boy, you're so good.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
It's just.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Okay. I kept waiting for the part where like the
dog went and got help, and then when they came back,
the dog killed the woman.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's typically how these news stories from Sea bask go.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I think I said, angels on Earth, our little babies.
You did stayed with the grandma kept coming back to.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Is it wrong that I'm slightly disappointed?
Speaker 11 (06:12):
God?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
You guys are will We've been trained to expect. It's nice.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Stories are coming up.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Are man's best friend grandma's best friend did you even know.
They might be your little horsey's best friend.
Speaker 12 (06:28):
From Koe, the pit bull attacks a horse, supporter, Amberley
tells us how the horse is doing and what the
dog's owner is pledging.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I know, okay, pitbull pitple attacks just like a regular
sized horse. Usually they love babies, but full size.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
So really hard Who won full size horse?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I mean, dumbas Tyler, You're like wagering on stuff. Who
would you say? Who? Who is the horse? Okay? Or
is it?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I'm gone? This horse kicked that pit bull in the
face with the time.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Like okaystructible got put down? Yeah my money, I don't know.
I heard a story at one point.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I think it was.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Greg Lloyd who played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He had
like those bull mastips or whatever, and it killed the
neighbor's horse. Yeah, but that's a bull mastive, which is
bigger than may have just lost. Not not as violent,
blood thrusty as a pit bull though. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Bull masses.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, they kill people and they can't be discouraged. Like
once they decide they're going to kill, they just they
just you know, that's the whole time, Like a pit
bully horse food. Yeah, right, let's go back to the store. Horse.
Speaker 12 (07:42):
Action seven News reporter Amberlee tells us how the horse
is doing and what the dog's owner is pledging.
Speaker 13 (07:47):
It's been a rough couple of days for this thirteen
year old horse named Gators. It was viciously attacked by
a pit bull Sunday afternoon. Pit bull bit the horse
between the back legs and then on the neck, pulling
the horse to the ground. You can still see ride
blood and horsehair on Rudy and Patty Pino's property. Patty
was riding Gator when the dog attacked, but she was
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not hurt. Her husband says he tried to kick the
dog off his horse, pushing it away before he pulled
out a shotgun.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
What happened there.
Speaker 13 (08:16):
Lindsay County Animal Control has now filed charges against the
Piples owner, Jasmine Baka.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
I am extremely sorry for any damage that my dog
caused to their animals. My husband and I are willing
to work with the owners of the horse to provide
compensations for the.
Speaker 14 (08:32):
Damages are bad.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Wouldn't be crazy that the horse is named Gator, but
the pit poll that attacked its name that princess or
something just acious attack.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It wasn't a gentle attack.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Guys, there was a silver lining there. When was the
last time you heard a sorry and like apologetic pitple?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, and I'm willing to pay money.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Wow, this really goes against all That's why it's just
said you said.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Nanny dog.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So wait, the horses alive? I won?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Right, yeah you won?
Speaker 11 (09:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
It did bring it to the ground, didn't didn't kick it?
Well yeah yeah it lived.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Got Dougan news.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
All right, So that surprise one of the trillion pitpo owner.
That's a nice decent person. Eventually, let's see if one
who brought their their pitbull on the train in New
York City is the same way.
Speaker 15 (09:29):
Commuter circle around a pit bull with its teeth tightly
clenched around a woman. It was around three pm Friday
on the FOE train approaching Wall Street.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Tay C.
Speaker 15 (09:37):
King says it all started when the dog owner sat
his pit bull on the seat next to the woman.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
She's like, the dog don't belong on the seat.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
He's like, I'm not moving on dog.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
She pushes it. What is the dog doing on the chairs?
He's like, yo, do not push my dog. She does
it one more time and he just goes swinging of
course he's jumping on her, but she moves back, and
that's when he catches hold of her shoe when he
was not letting it go.
Speaker 15 (10:03):
Other writers keep their distance as the owner wrestles the
dog off bights collar, then throws the woman's shoe back
at her.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
Because at the same time, you want to help her,
but you don't want the dog to turn on you.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's just god, you never told the dog to let
her go at all.
Speaker 15 (10:19):
The MTA says it allows dogs on subway cars, but
they must be contained to a carrying case. A spokesperson
told us the video is disturbing and a clear violation
of our rules.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
Big dogs are not supposed to be on the train,
just big.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, you can't. You can't find a container that contained that.
She pushed the dog, so yeah, that's her first. I'm
team dog on this one, because look, don't start no ish.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Won't be no it.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
It was her fault. She pushed the dog. The dog responded, well.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
The second the lady that you heard second secondarily was
obviously more street smart. I don't care what this pitbull
is doing. You touch it, you can lose it your
whole life. Yeah, did you notice more.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Than she's like? Nobody ever told this dog to stop.
I hear a shoeback at Thank you CBS New York
for that. We have a time for one more story,
Dugan News.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
All right, so not the friends there, but Dugan's are
friends of our, of our friendly neighborhood postal carriers.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
We all know this legendary relationship. Let's go to ABC
San Diego for this one.
Speaker 12 (11:22):
Just a pit bull clamped onto his throat as he
was delivering the mail.
Speaker 16 (11:29):
Horrific and terrifying second of my life. And now two
weeks later, the classic.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Surgeon who showed me up said that if he had
gone any deeper, it might have been fatal.
Speaker 16 (11:42):
One reason the did decever and ary was this training
session ten who's covered last December, where postal workers were
told their first line of defense against a dog attack
is their male pouch.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
This dog got part of this handle, and that that
saved my life.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Handle not yet back to work.
Speaker 16 (12:01):
He's still healing from multiple injuries, including his knee and shoulder,
but especially that neck.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Will It's very until I got to a pottery game.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Because I don't want to put myself in a position
where I get too excited.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
It's someone offered HI pre padre tickets and he said,
don'tant I don't want to get too.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, stir up that neck.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I gotta get a sell them that I delivering junk mail.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Right, wuck it eight seven seven forty four, Woody, right
to the neck. Text us over to two nine eight seven.
What did your dog eat? And you ended up at
the vet? People already texting in you can give us
a call again eight seven seven forty four. What do
you share your story with us on this prize for horse?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, the neighbor's horse.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Stuck in their mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Hit us up with the text over to two two
nine eight seven. Big dogs are not supposed to be
on the train. That's right, No, Woody show text in
eight seven. All right, So the most common things that
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pets swallow and vet bills behind them. Chocolate tops the
list for dogs because even small amounts can be toxic
for him. You know, the average vet bill for treating
dogs who try to eat it is eleven hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah, damn, shout out to pet insurance man.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, so what did what did your dog eat? And
you ended up at the vet? Eight seven seven forty
four woody. That's eight seven seven forty four woody. Chocolate's
number one. More than the quarter of the vet visits
for dogs swallowing something is from candy or chocolate. So
how deadly is it?
Speaker 15 (13:53):
Because they say it's like poison, but they all they
seem to survive.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Well, it's because well, I guess it depends.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
On it must be vomiting, right the amount?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And did you get that out of out of their system?
There was a lot of people because I'm going through
on the text and a lot of people talk about,
you know, getting the the dog's stomach pumped, or.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Have you seen the videos horrible of them pulling something
out of their butts?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh yeah, we got uh we got some of that
stuff in here too. I was watching again these videos
on Instagram kept popping up, and there was one like
montage of a bunch of different ones, and the one
video was crazier, the next crazier the next because like
how the whole sweaters on the How did you do that?
(14:44):
So twice twice we had to bring the dog down
to the vet and they gave her something these drops
in her eyes which made her throw up. I think
I told you about that, you did? I thought that
was so weird because I wasn't there. My wife, My
wife is the one that had brought the dog down.
Was that the panties. One was a pair of panties,
(15:04):
and then I remember one was the casing of a baseball, right, yeah,
she she showed the leather cover off of a baseball.
So it was just left the twine and the string
and uh, We're like, what happened to the cover And
we're like uh, And then sure enough, you know, they
brought it on the vet, gave her the drops of
the eyes and there comes the cover of the baseball.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Drop so bad, I do. That one makes at least
a little sense because the leather was cheery.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Dolls. Dogs choose on chew on you know, ball tennis balls,
like you always.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Hear them like trying to eat the crotch out of
like underwear and pants.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
What's going on there?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And the thing is like, my my dog, she's only interested.
She will not chew on my underwear, my son's underwear.
But man, if my daughter leaves a pair of underwear
on her floor, or my wife has like a laundry
basket out with her underwear and there. You better believe
we'll find a pair of them sitting on the dog's
(16:03):
bed like she went and grabbed it. And it's all like,
you know, slobbery and disgusting, hard, disgusting. Let's say hi
to Yeah, let's say hi to Will.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
What's up Will, Will?
Speaker 11 (16:18):
Will?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Of course that's why we said Hi Will. What did
your dog eat.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
That you ended up with the vet?
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
See, that's the thing. You got to turn the radio
down because it's not on delay in case one of
you idiots decides to swear, uh huh. And that way
we can dump out of it. And so if you're
listening on the radio, you're gonna be you're gonna be
all thrown off. So Will, we're gonna come back to
you in the meantime. Uh, just turned the radio down. Uh, Mike,
what up?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Mike?
Speaker 11 (16:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
What did your dog eat?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You ended up with the vet?
Speaker 10 (16:53):
Okay? So mine mine who little it's a special little story.
Speaker 13 (16:56):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
So it was a used condom from the night before
that move behind my couch, and my mom found the
used condom in the living room because the dog pooped
it out.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
How are you still alive? Because I would have committed suicide.
I told you the same thing happened. I've told her
that song before. Like, my my wife and her friend
were living in my in law's house while they were
like temporarily living out of state for my my father
in law's job. Right, they came home one weekend and
they were out in the backyard with the dog, and
the dog crapped out a condom and my in my
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mother in law walks out and goes, Jennifer Nicholas just
pooped out a balloon. And it wasn't it wasn't from
my wife. It was from the roommate and our friend Tony,
because they had been hooking up there. And my wife,
like you said, like she wanted to commit suicide. She
was like, Jennifer Nicholas pooped, Oh my god. But did
(17:56):
you where was this used?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Economy said?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
It was behind that Like.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Why the couch animal?
Speaker 10 (18:03):
Well, because well, I mean I used to have built
an ad on the back of my parents' house and
that's where I was like living for a while, and
I had like it was kind of a man cave.
So I had like my couch and then I had
like my bed in one corner and point like along that.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Why did you end up in the in the trash
or like minutes. We would wouldn't even except flush down
the toilet. When a you're hooking up, you just dont
immediately go to the trash. When you're done, you eventually
before the dog can get it. You don't throw it
behind the canuck them, dude, and then find them later.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
Yeah, pretty much like what Mena said. I was in
my early twenties. I was like just a dirty animal
and I just had behind the couch just uh you know.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
All right, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Let's try again with Will. All right, Will can you
hear us?
Speaker 7 (18:51):
I can hear you? I mean, yeah, all right, I
look guys, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
It's an idiot.
Speaker 10 (18:56):
I mean that would makes me such a listener.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
It also makes me people don't.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Call shows every day. And yeah, yeah, it's all good.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
All right.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
So Will, what did your dog get? You ended up
at the vet?
Speaker 13 (19:07):
So?
Speaker 7 (19:08):
Uh, well he eats thee all things all the time.
Well got rest of so he just died a week ago,
but uh he uh. Like we were on this road
trip a couple of years ago. My girlfriend and I
were staying at these hotels every night and we kept
getting charges on the mini bar for stuff we weren't eating.
I couldn't figure it out for life of me. We
get to my sister's place, he eats a big Pirates station.
(19:29):
We haven't take him for the vet for that it was,
I mean that was the Pirates is actually the least
of our worries, because my girlfriend got bit by my
sister's dog the same same weekend. It was Christmas like
three years ago. Was a whole disaster. But in the
midst of all that chaos, my dog decides he's going
to take advantage of the situation, get a big Pirates
dish off the counter, and he eats the whole tray
(19:51):
of blondies along with all the glass mouth is leading.
It's he's he's a big, big idiot, and so we
take him to that. We try to get it all
figured out. At the same time, my girlfriends at the
are getting stitches her legs, and then when they make
them vomit, what we see is all the rappers for
the candy and nuts and all this stuff from the
(20:13):
mini bars. It's been eating eating at the mini bars.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
It's the opportunity for that. Yeah took it.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, I was Clinton. Thank you will appreciate the call.
We were cleaning out this uh this this couch where
the kids sitting and they play you know, uh PlayStation.
They're in there watching their YouTube videos. And uh we
pulled the couch out and my daughter had thrown a
bunch of rappers back there. And that's what you really
find out, the culprits. Yeah, you know, it's like they
were all these empty like guys. The trash goes in
(20:45):
the trash right, not just behind the catch. And eventually
I guess those will be used condoms. Oh yeah, absolutely So.
About six years ago, living in a house with a
bunch of roommates, one of them had a baby. My
dog loved this baby. Well, one day the dog was
acting very sick. Took him to the emergency the pat hospital.
Turns out the dog had swallowed the baby's pacifier. Oh
my god. Abdominal surgery. Yeah, and they had to remove
(21:07):
some in testes.
Speaker 14 (21:08):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
That sucks. Hospital for two weeks, twenty two thousand dollars.
This one time, our dog got into a chicken carcass,
like an old Costco chicken that we threw away in
the trash. Umbellows to us that it was rotted with maggots,
and so the dog for three days was throwing up
maggots and crapping out maggots. It was the most horrible
(21:30):
thing Eversee. My dog Willow swallowed a corn cob hole
and was yelping as it was going down its throat
and had to have surgery to have it removed.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
This person's dog ate a barbie's head. This one six six.
My dog ate my used menstrual disc. Oh, had to
take him to a vet. This one says my five
pound dog ate a pebble turned out to be a
ten grand pebble surgery. Oh my godd he's so small
(22:03):
he couldn't pass the pebble, and of course immediately paid
for it. No question. Menace has met him, along with
our Frendschie. Okay, oh yeah, oh he got frenchie money.
So ten grand pebbish.
Speaker 14 (22:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
My dog ate my niece's panties, mainly the crotch, and
there were little bits of pink fabric in her poop
for about a week. She also ate a tampon once.
She's a poon hem thankfully unused one.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
This one, my dog once crapped out a turd shaped
like a hot topic bag and just the face of
a little Hello Kitty. Figure nine nine grapes that little
for or ate an entire ball paid eight hundred dollars
to pump his stomach and do some blood work.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, grapes or not?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Another one.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
On Christmas Eve, my eighteen blueberries they can eat? Yeah yea,
I said. On Christmas Eve, my eighteen pound dog ate
an entire pound of chocolate truffles that was in a
wrapped box under the Christmas tree that I didn't know
was chocolate. Had to get their stomach pumped. Uh. My
animal ate through cell phone chargers, shirts, shoelaces, got a
(23:07):
pair of shoelaces that were pink, and after she took
a poo, was running around with something pink sticking out
of her butt. I thought her intestines were coming out
and I was chasing it around the house. Long story short,
don't put anything uh that's already oh yeah, don't put
on anything that's already inside your pet. You can harm them.
Oh like, don't pull on it, like, don't pull Oh
(23:27):
I see what Okay, I was saying, what yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're like shoe strings or something coming out.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
They don't. Yeah, so you're not supposed to pull that.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Well, it's like if you get a knife, you're stable
supposed to pull it out.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
My dog ate a rope toy, impacted her stomach and
needed a surgery. My dog ate a bee. He's allergic.
Have you seen those pictures in their faces just totally
puff up? Oh, yeah, that's happened. My dog ate a
whole direct TV remote. It was a costly build, but
the remote was surprisingly whole, except for the rubber buttons.
If he sits down, he changes the channel. Oh, my
(24:01):
dog ate the head of of our elf on the
shelf a week before Christmas? No, how'd you explain that
to the kids.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Somebody said their dog was slowly eating a bag of stucco,
stuck going back for more stucco.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Crapping out. They left behind their garage. Let's say hi
to Arnold. What's up? Arnold? Show what what did your
dog eat.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
That you ended up in the vet mine?
Speaker 17 (24:29):
So I was a little sad, but I'm over it now.
But yeah, I was police and to the vet and
they never made it back. So my favorite dog, you know,
my favorite dog was in the world.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Heav't Guy wouldn't dog eat rat poison? Yeah, yeah, rat trap.
Speaker 17 (24:47):
Yeah, they did something outside of town. I got to
my dog. My dog was really sick and then yeah,
I had my wife take it to the vet and
he never made it back. So that was a bummer.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
The dogs will all the lick up anti freeze as well.
They will like I know somebody whose dog died doing that,
because apparently it's real sweet to them.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
And I wasn't expecting an actual death story. I was expecting,
like it's kind of funny. US Tampa battery cracked the
string you. Yeah, I don't know. That sucks. I'm sorry
to hear about that, but thank you for the call.
Thanks for bumming everybody else cool. I had a Christina Christina.
Speaker 14 (25:24):
Hey guy, he's a good morning it is.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So what did your what did your dog eat?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
To the vet?
Speaker 14 (25:30):
So we've noticed that he wasn't standing right, he was
ready lastaristic on the whatever.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yes, thank you, yeah, I get.
Speaker 14 (25:43):
So we took him the vet did to work tree
hundred dollars later, they just tell me that he's high.
So we're trying to figure out where he got it from.
And then my boyfriend with smoke and then clean his
rig with Q tips. So the wax was on the
Q tips and they will put him in a cup
on the shell. So we ended up finding out he
got a hold of those CE.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Tips and that's why he got high dogs like cetips.
Speaker 14 (26:06):
Every time you see yeah, yeah, every time he sees
the Q tips he gets excited.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
He does.
Speaker 14 (26:11):
It's like dirty, yeah up, yeah, And my daughter said,
yeah he is. He started. My daughter started crying because
it happened again, freaking out. She's like, he's gonna die.
I was like, no, he's not. He's just high.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Think you're gonna die, sweet heart.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, you're just paranorm on that ticket.
Speaker 14 (26:29):
Just for them to tell me that he's high again,
I'm good, but kind.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Of like the condom guy who just throws the used
condom behind the couch. Can't your boyfriend when he cleans
the wax with these Q tips then, like, why would
the whip out? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Why would you hold onto the Q tips? I don't understand.
All right, Christiana, thank you for the call. Appreciate you
listening to what he show.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Love you, I love you.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
All right, We're gonna take a quick break more what
he shows next? Tight more what he shows next, next,
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