FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 7th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is The Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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Speaker 3 (00:45):
Good morning everybody. Today is Wednesday. It is January seventh,
twenty twenty sixth Hello and welcome. We are The Woody Show.
My name is one that is Greg Gory. You got
minutes up. Jin the grad is here. See that as
good mornings. We got Sammy Morgan is here. Hey, she's
our associate producer Von our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here.

(01:07):
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show today. We'll check in on the trending news headlines. Also,

(01:29):
uh the after hours voicemails that you guys have been leaving.
Greg made a point that we need to do a
more regular I just like to hear from from them.
We did, we did hear we did hear an other one? Right, yeah,
we did hear a couple here so far already since
it's been back, we've heard a couple already and they
were hot. Also trying to make a woody show love connection.

(01:50):
We have so many singles. We have menace. Sorry I
keep saying menace. Menji, Menji, menji, menji? Who was looking
for love? He says he interested in being you know,
not in a like a like a marriage situation, but
he's interested to get out there. Dumbass Tyler of course,
and dumb ass Tina's out of the court, ye, out
of the picture. He's interested in literally anything. Yeah, so Menji,

(02:13):
dumb ass Tyler and surprising when we when we talked
to Sea Mask, he said he has an interest in
getting married, so I'm only going to take serious inquiries. Thanks.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
I still get I mean, marriage is serious. I still
can't figure out if it's if it's.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Legit or not. I don't know. Thank you, okay, And
then uh and then Morgan, because you know she loves
to rate things on a scale of one to ten.
This is very helpful. I was thinking about this because Uh,
there's somebody that I know I wouldn't call a friend,
more of just a coworker, recent divorce, getting back out
there now in her late forties, and uh, you know,

(02:48):
it's like is like kind of it's kind of on
edge about the whole like getting back out there and
dating thing. Hasn't hasn't dated in you know, twenty five
years or so. He was married for a long time.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
But the scene has changed.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Well, right, yeah, your marriage then yeah, actually she's the
one that moved on. Well, okay, so don't do that then. No,
she's very excited, but she just doesn't know what she's
looking at. People don't understand what till death do Us
Part means now.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
That they just don'ts a lot of people's faces.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
The good news here, the good news here is that
she's a woman. She doesn't have to worry about where
to go on a date. Just has to be awake.
So today, So today, for the help of any suitors
out there, for the fellows out there, first date ideas
in places, Morgan rates them on a scale of one
to ten. As a woman and as somebody who likes
to be critical.

Speaker 7 (03:36):
Right, I love both those things.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
She loves both of those things, but I'll let.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
You know where you should actually take your bitch.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
That's coming up today here on the Woody Show again.
Phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woody text us
over to two two nine eight seven. Today is National
Bibblehead Day, tho seem to be very popular. It's National
past Gas Day, which have been a good day for
I guess who was gas? Maybe we can do that later.
National Tempora Day, It's Old Rock Day. It's a Harlem

(04:08):
Globe Trotter's Day, which I remember thinking the globetrotters looked.
I thought there was so much fun when I was
a kid. I went as an adult, it was awesome.
I was gonna say, does anybody seen it.

Speaker 8 (04:17):
As a last year? And it was really fun?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Was that because you were there with your sons and
your step son and with your with your husband and
your step son.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (04:24):
But but because I'm not like a big basketball person,
I'd much rather be entertained.

Speaker 8 (04:29):
You know, it was really fun.

Speaker 10 (04:30):
I saw them as an adult. But did they ever go
to your school?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh? Yeah, school.

Speaker 8 (04:36):
Spend on your finger?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah? I think it was. I think it was like
the beer the c teams. Why when they come to
towns like their way of like getting the word out
hockey Mom? Can we go to the game? I were
going to get a quick break more what he shows?
Next time? Next? What's up? What a show? Podcast listeners?
Happy New Year? What's going on? Everybody?

Speaker 11 (04:58):
It's Menace Back on the streets twenty twenty six. Gonna
be in Downey, California, brand new raising Games Tuesday, January thirteenth,
from one to three pm, doing a bunch of giveaways
as usual, we're talking about theme part tickets, concert tickets.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
What is show?

Speaker 11 (05:12):
Merge and Moore, myself and Port We're gonna be there.
Love to see you one to three pm. Nine thousand
Telegraph Road in the city of Downey, January thirteenth, from
one to three pm.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
We'll see you there, Hi, Welcome back, everybody. Birthday is
part of birthday coming up for you here on this Wednesday.
So I bet to this. As we've gotten into these
headlines the first couple of days so far, the week

(05:42):
about the whole Venezuela situation, and I haven't read into it.
I don't know, I don't know that I care. Honestly,
I'm happy for the people of Venezuela. They seem to
be very happy that the Dura is no longer in power.
But outside of that and all the kind of back
and forth between the like the two parties.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
Like you're not gonna scramble to be a no at all.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
So this keeps popping up and people are like, hey,
maybe you'll understand a little bit more bad at what
if you watch this. I know because I've seen this
pop up a few times. John Krasinski, who played what's
the name Jim on The Office? Right, Jack Ryan, Jack Ryan,
exactly right. So he's making a speech about Venezuela in
a twenty nineteen episode of Jack Ryan. So there's a

(06:27):
scene from Jack Ryan in twenty nineteen and his character
is making this speech crazy and it's gone viral now
for obvious reasons. But I feel like all I need
to know I've learned from Jack Ryan. Here, Yeah, listen,
it's a little bit longer, it cud, it's like a
minute in nineteen seconds. But here, listen to this. This is
what everybody's talking about right now.

Speaker 12 (06:46):
Would you assume is the most major threat on the
world stage?

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Definitely Russia?

Speaker 12 (06:49):
Definitely Russia.

Speaker 13 (06:51):
Who else?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
China? Not yelling at me, but China.

Speaker 12 (06:53):
It's a good answer, Venezuela.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Anybody.

Speaker 12 (06:56):
Everybody's cool with Venezuela.

Speaker 14 (06:58):
No threat?

Speaker 12 (06:58):
Okay, which one of these places can claim to have
the largest oil deposit on the planet, more than Saudi
more than Iran?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Wow?

Speaker 12 (07:05):
Okay, what about things like gold?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
More than all the mines in Africa combined.

Speaker 12 (07:10):
Venezuela is arguably the single greatest resource of oil and
minerals on the planet. So why is this country in
the midst one of the greatest humanitarian crises in modern history.
On the news, they'll call it a crisis, but on
the world stage, they'll call it a failed state. Other
examples of a failed state in recent history are Yemen, Iraq.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
And Syria. And if that's not bad enough news.

Speaker 12 (07:38):
For you, well, Venezuela is also the only one of
these places within thirty minute range from the US of
next gen nuclear missiles. You will not hear about any
of this on the news because the biggest players on
the world stage do not want you to Russia China
to never be the most major threat until countries like

(07:59):
the Venezuela leave the door open to our very own backyard.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
See yeah, well, I mean they've been in play let's say,
since Chavez took over in ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
So but I didn't pay attention to that either. So
I'm just I'm just now learning we blow his mind
with Cuba facts. I know, you know Cuba, I've heard
more about. You think Venezuela is close? Look up Cuba
because so one of the things because of this, one
of the things i'd heard in relation to this whole
Venezuela thing is like, you know, referencing back to you know,

(08:34):
Cuba and the Bay of Pigs. Yeah, right, that was.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
Our biggest screw up. If we had gotten if we
had done the Bay of Pigs correctly, Cuba would be
like our biggest playground. It would be better than Miami Beach.
Like this is someone who's been there. It's so beauty.
And again we i mean Americans were going there in
the fifties and sixties until the cars. Yeah, yeah, it
was such a it's such a great place, huge island,
so close. And then you know, sixty years later.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
The other thing here, the Straining series finale that aired
on New Year's Eve? Well, but did it because there's
a theory going viral. A lot of people we talking
about yesterday the episode eight was a fake out and
that the real finale will be out at some point
today't and I don't know, like I don't anybody know
anything about this because.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
I watched it.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
So this is based on their own conformity gate theory.
And one example they gave is what's It? So the
board games that are in the background of some of
the final scenes and mister What's it is the kidnapped
kids or what they call him. Right, So as for
why fans think this is happening today, it's because Netflix
shared a teaser for upcoming projects on Christmas Day and

(09:42):
it's caption quote your future is on its way hashtag
what's next January seventh, twenty twenty six, and oh my god,
you guys, that's today. Oh dude. Now there is a
confirmed Stranger Things documentary that's on the way that's called
One Last Adventure The Making of Stranger Things five and
that premiere's Monday, this coming Monday.

Speaker 10 (10:03):
And I was about to say, if they just drop
a documentary like yeah, and you were talking about also.

Speaker 9 (10:10):
An animated series coming up called Stranger Things Tales from
eighty five and that set between season two and season
three and all the original characters be in there, but
they're gonna be voiced by different actors. But they're fighting
new monsters. It's all like eighties cartoon style, which rules.
And there's no date on that yet, but that's coming up.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah, all right, so that's what I got, menace, Yes,
what you got for.

Speaker 10 (10:33):
I don't know if you've seen this floating around on
social media, but the Critics Choice Awards food options have
been apparently been a problem since the beginning of the
award show.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I did not say anything about that. I mean, obviously
you saw like who won.

Speaker 10 (10:46):
Yeah, but a lot of celebrities and people just like
posting posters, posting photos on how bad it is. It's
just crackers, cheese and grapes, and apparently, I guess.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Sounds like way more than any Hollywood woud actually eat
great point, would he?

Speaker 10 (11:03):
Because I was thinking, I'm like, well, they fully cater
this thing. Is anybody canna eat it? Because we've seen
this before. We've gone to like events like this where
they bring out a lot of food. Other if there's
non radio people there, it just sits there, right, But
if there is radio people, we eat all up. It
was actually mentioned in uh in an acceptance speech by

(11:24):
Janelle James. I put a little piece of it in Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
There all right, here we go, so, yeah, we have
some drama the food, the critics choice of Wow, could
we just cut right to the actual like, uh, we
gotta play all the music. This is called building the ambiance.
That's not the clip you labeled it critics choice food.

(11:50):
I'm assuming this is the one.

Speaker 15 (11:51):
Man Yeah, hold on, hold on saying what.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
I don't know they's afforded to it. Oh yeah, see
who's got a minute into the clip when we started
to walk out. Thank you? Here we go here for customers.
Thank you so much to.

Speaker 16 (12:21):
The critics for critique thing so critically and and uh wow, okay,
you know the best thing about being nominated four times
is h.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
I finally realized they're never gonna feed us at this thing.
It's gonna be just grades and ice cream every year.
But this makes up for it.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
And also that was only supposed to be a ten
second clip.

Speaker 10 (12:48):
But it's what's not being reported though on like this
a whole scandal about the food is the ice cream.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Now I would be okay with the ice cream.

Speaker 7 (12:57):
Yeah, but who's eating ice cream?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'll dressed yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
And most awards shows don't serve any food like Golden
globes serves alcohol. I believe this is by the way,
they should be stoked that they're getting anything.

Speaker 17 (13:09):
It's fine if they're going to do little plates like that,
as long as they're not billing it as serving dinner.
If they're not, like, just come and get dinner for you,
and that's what it is.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
Upset.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
I would think in in a situation like this, nobody
wants to be seen on camera eating a full meal.
Nobody's gonna be eating a full meal dressed in tuxedos
and those uncomfortable looking dresses that women are wear a
floated so to be a waste of it would be
a waste of time, more importantly money.

Speaker 18 (13:33):
But if they're drinking at this, I want food, right.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Those crackers crackers and your cheese and your grapes and
shut up, something to soak it up. But the oscars
you get nothing. Yeah, but what are they serving the
Golden globes? The gold to be more like a like
a like there would there might be like a like
a dining situation at circular table, actually at tables. Yeah,
I didn't even know there was food. I thought it
was only booze.

Speaker 9 (13:56):
But like the Oscars, they always make a big deal
of it, like we're throwing candy, Barylisters, bo Greg Gory
what you Got.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Also have some audio in that same folder. But the
big story yesterday was that Mickey Rourke regarding his GoFundMe.
He's saying he had nothing to do with it to
stop sending in money. There was a goal of one
hundred grand because he was behind sixty grand on his rent,
but he would have a goal.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
He was never asking for the money. It was people
like ratheried, you know.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
So that was super clear exactly. And now he's saying
he's actually embarrassed by it, and that's that this is
what he would do if he needed the money.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
This is what he said.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Somebody set up some kind of foundation, were fun for
me to donate money, like like charity, and that's that's
not me, Okay. I'd rather I'd rather fight needed money.
I wouldn't ask for no charity. I'd rather stick and
gun up my ash and pull the trigger.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
That's a clip, says. He says he's never even heard
of GoFundMe. He thinks the person who set up the
GoFundMe is the assistant to his longtime manager, which would
be an easy question.

Speaker 8 (15:05):
It is somebody affiliate, It's not just some random scammer.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Right, But he also said stop sending your money, He's
not going to take it. He did admit that he
borrowed some money from a friend of his and that yeah,
he has financial problems, that he did a terrible job
managing his own career, but that he has nothing to
do with.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, I'm sure they can cancel the go fund me
and they'll do that. Greg.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Did you see the video and how much of an
old lesbian is Mickey Rock looking like?

Speaker 4 (15:28):
He doesn't look like it when the pictures of him
getting evicted, he doesn't look like a lesbian. He looks
like a like a just a doddering old man. Because
I think he didn't have his hair thing.

Speaker 10 (15:38):
Yeah, yeah, because he looks bald, but in this video
he has.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
He's got his wig on MAGA shirt.

Speaker 9 (15:47):
And do you remember when I mentioned his dog Lucky.
He's sitting there with his dog Lucky, that dog.

Speaker 8 (15:51):
Was he thirty years old?

Speaker 3 (15:52):
If I was, yes, if I was in a really
tight spot and somebody set up a gofu me I
would still even though I'm not the one who set
it up, I would still feel embarrassed, right. I would
accept it because you need to. You're in that situation.
People want to do something nice for you. You didn't
ask for it. I think it's tacky when you ask
for it yourself. Yeah, how to do that?

Speaker 8 (16:13):
What third party?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Because their own all the time.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
To what He's point, the ones that get the most
attention and sympathy are the ones that a third party.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, So I ran into this guy at the home depot.
He's still working there after his wife died. That was
the one we had most recently, where bread for the holiday.
Where the guy was working somewhere he had lost his pension.
He worked like the auto industry or something.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
And I have a former friend slash colleague who set
up his own GoFundMe and reminds people about it almost.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
Every I guarantee if someone else had done it for him,
he would get three, five times.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Way more money. Now.

Speaker 10 (16:48):
We used to go through gofundmes and see how ridiculous
fund yourself?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yes, yeah, oh yeah, I forgot about that. We had that.

Speaker 8 (16:54):
I'd love to see that.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
That's a blast from the past. SeaBASS would find these uh,
these people that were asking for were and we have
to figure out which one was. Actually they were all ridiculous.
They were all real too, but it was how much
money they raised. Oh that's right, they were all real. Okay,
that's what they were all real.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
Let's do that to do that, to search for things
like Juggalo, you know, bong Yeah, all.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Right, Greg Gory, thank you for that. Sea Bass. Okay, yeah,
I think we're good. One more thing I wanted to
mention if you're a fan of Mayor of Kingstown, that's
gonna end with season five. Taylor Sheridan, who was the
chick Shandon rhymes, she did like a Gray's Anatomy. She
had all the Sean Man, she had like every show

(17:39):
on TV for a minute. And now it's Taylor Sheridan,
you know, between Yellowstone Ruler, Mayor of Kingstown. So Mayor
Kingstown is gonna end with season five. Taylor Sheridan says
he's got eight more episodes for you and then that's it.
And it's not because nobody's watching it. Nobody likes the show.
The show has been getting really great reviews and people

(18:00):
have been certainly checking out but the rumor is it
is because Taylor Sheridan's overall deal at Paramount sky Dance
is coming to an end and he's going over to
like NBC Universal, and so this is where the show is. Yeah,
but dude, God know how much is that guy worth?
Look it up? Taylor Sheridan. I mean he he has
just stepped And then who's the every shows the same

(18:21):
by He's also got Tulsa King. Who's the one that
did that's right? Yeah? Could the one that you were
on Sons of Anarchy? He didn't. I didn't do that one,
I know, but I get him mixed up, Kurt Sutter.
There you go, by the way, Taylor Sheridan was an
actor on Sons of Anarchy. He is a character on
Sons of Anarchy, and he kind of took that. He
kind of took that formula and and made you know,

(18:43):
Yellowstone and did his own thing. And I'm pretty sure
those shows.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
I think he's going to be okay. I just looked
and he.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Guesses yet two hundred million, another low seventy.

Speaker 8 (18:54):
I think he's going to land on his feet.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, he'd be all right. Yeah, Well that's of course.
He's like Odell Beckham Junior says, that's not generational wealth
or Mickey Rourke or Mickey Rourke, thank you all right,
time for your birthday, on your port birthday here on
this Tuesday. Both show shiver oday. We're gonna shiver today,
we're gonna sit bag. It's Shiverday and you know we

(19:19):
don't do And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday
to Nicholas Cage who's sixty two years old today. Jeremy
Renner is fifty five. He got Katie Kirk got birthday today.
Hold's Katy Kirk today, right, another another, another opportunity for
you to Shawar sixty nine, sixty nine years old, Lamar Jackson.

(19:42):
He's got a lot of time in his hands right now.
From the Baltimore Ravens. He's twenty nine years old today.
Kenny Loggins is seventy eight.

Speaker 8 (19:51):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
John Rich from Big and Rich is fifty one. And
then Lewis Hamilton, the Formula one racing legend and champion,
is forty on one years old today. Then you got
Yourporto birthday. It's Brooklyn Blue and today's birthday.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
She's been plowed more than an Alaskan highway one hundred
and twenty eight fine adult films, including Holy Ish those
boobs are huge. We've got the money. She was in
a Doctor Ooh, are you even a doctor? Also Vagina
is the Best Medicine Volume five totally. She was in
Swallow this volume thirty. Also Filthy British, Whoores Volume two?

(20:30):
And who can forget her un forgetable role in London
Bitches Falling Down Volume two. Hike, that's a Brooklyn Blue
who's thirty five years old. Today at Chapporto Birthday, your
celebrity birthdays and a little Wednesday, look at what's happening
around the world of entertainment. All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah,
it is a Wednesday. Oh one thing I forgot to mention.

(20:54):
We were going over like you know, today's National Bibblehead Day,
past cast Day and Globe Trite Day we talked about
your Globe Trotter's Day is also for U Sea BASSI
I'm not gonna take it anymore day because Sea Bass
didn't have a question for the room. He's getting ready
to move, you know, while he did move. Yeah, because
you were, you were, you were taking all the stuff
over to the new players. I'm currently in the transition,

(21:16):
I intentionally leave like two three weeks. So yell and
so feel free to uh to help seed maass out
with an answer on the text over to two two
ninety seven. Of course we can do this around the
room as well.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
But uh, should I totally flame my old apartment complex?

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Uh? He wants to know. Should he write letters to
the building management on the one the idea being that
I would print off for exam.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
I should print off like the the back and forth
I had about the guys who were clearly doing personal
training in the gym. I would print off the back
and forth about the guy who said, hey, this this
water fountain is not working.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
He said, oh, we'll replace it. Twelve months later he's
still sitting there not working. The same thing happened in
the TV room where it's it's hey, the receivers out
of the wall. Oh it's fixed. No, it's not.

Speaker 6 (21:56):
I could print all those off and mail those like
menace it does via LinkedIn to their like bosses.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Bosses. I'm not gonna send it to the office there
because I'll just say right, I'm looking for regional managers,
vice presidents. They yes, you should, you should definitely do.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
That, and and and just put off and saying, hey, guys,
what I was I'm literally leaving. You're not getting my
money literally because of this. These are the These are
literal receipts. You've got either dumb and or incompetent people
working for you.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Can I ask you a question. It's not like you
are trying to get a better deal rent to stay.
You know there's nothing in it for you at all.
I'm gone. I don't think I don't think they care.
I don't think you get other than using your You
always talk about how it's uh you know, a wasted
time to carry change, or you're always seem to be
so concerned with uh you know, a time efficiency right

(22:46):
and time management. Here's my angle. It seems to be
I'm just to finish my point, it seems to be
a lot of wasted time when there's no recourse for
you because you're already gone. I know, I know, I
knew you can and you don't and you don't want
anything in return, So for you personally, this is a
waste of time.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
I angle on this is as a fellow professional. If
I were in your particular position, I would love to
get this kind of feedback because I know it's hidden
from me by people beneath me who are not competent,
and I know you don't want them representing your company.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
So you're trying to get somebody fired, is what you're Yeah,
it'd be good, but like if there was somebody here,
like let's say, I know we have a smaller, much
smaller group here, but like let's say Morgan was on
the text and people were saying, oh, hey, I can't
hear this radio station. It's just not on, and she
would just replying we'll look into that, and nothing happened.
You would be furious. Yeah, you want to know. That's

(23:35):
my response to these people is I'm a professional, you're
a professional. We're both.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
It's not just a mon pop building. This is a
company that probably a lot of property. Yes, yes, I think.

Speaker 8 (23:48):
Should do it.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
You should, and you should post someone the loppy Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
Also, you got thieves in your building and I hear
something that we played that audio.

Speaker 10 (23:55):
You're on board with running these letters, I I am.
I just you know, I want to make sure that
they are active. So what do you do after the letters.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Aren't send them certified mail?

Speaker 10 (24:04):
Well, don't get any response? What about if you go
to all that, you find out who's at the top,
and then there's.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
No I would say, I would, I would, I would
sprinkle it around to guarantee a better response, maybe like
a half dozen like the property blah blah blah. So
the vice president of this, they don't get different copies
of this, write the letter.

Speaker 17 (24:22):
I know well to what he's points. It's a waste
of time. But also you're holding onto this. You're moving
because you're over this place.

Speaker 18 (24:31):
You want it behind you, So just let it go.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
That's not how things get better.

Speaker 10 (24:36):
That's not how things get better. Also, this is.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Something cares get better over there I've left.

Speaker 10 (24:41):
This is something that you put money into that you
were sold that you would get. I was not facilities,
I was not we're not giving those services. And if
I wanted my money back, then yes, that would make
the argument for that. But he's not asking for he's
not asking for anything in return.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
I mentioned that this is raising the standard for everyone, right,
and think.

Speaker 8 (25:02):
About whose sea bass is? This is the ultimate the
ultimate sea bass.

Speaker 9 (25:07):
Cause because they are forcing him, I would imagine you
think of it this way, forcing him out of his home.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
I'm making an I'm making a principle.

Speaker 9 (25:16):
Because but because the bill you got sold a bill
of goods, it was not as advertised.

Speaker 10 (25:21):
How many times you get burned into says.

Speaker 18 (25:24):
Believing is his statement things? Before the people start to leave,
they'll figure it out.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
You would leave for a million reasons.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Let us know. In the text over to two to
nine eight seven, should Sea Bass write these letters to
management on his way out of his current living situation.
He's already aside the move. He's not asking for anything
in return. Uh, do you think he should write these letters?
Or do you think he should just let it go
and move off? And if you were literally move if
you were the boss, would you want to get this
kind of letter? Just sext yes or no? Over to

(25:52):
two to two nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
If you've ever written a Yelp review and you are
against this, then f off you exactly all right?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
F off You heard from Greg eat one?

Speaker 19 (26:02):
Yeah, good old body minutes.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
How about Jue Guy, juice guy.

Speaker 12 (26:11):
Yeah, let me just look shop like a like a Marshallow.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Yeah, his name is menace though he's kind of like
a menace.

Speaker 12 (26:19):
In the streets the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
We are into another new HOURU insensitivity training for a
politically correct world? What up? What's good? It is the
Woody Show. Appreciate you being here, Woody Gregg. You got
Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan is here. Yo. Phones

(26:46):
are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can
text us check in over to two to nine eight seven.
And Gina graduated to go with the trending news headlines.

Speaker 18 (26:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
Well, today marks one year since two wildfires ripped through
Los Angeles. They destroyed entire neighborhoods, turned thousands of lives
upside down. The Palisades Fire and the Eton Fire killed
at least thirty one people, destroyed more than sixteen thousand buildings,
which makes them two of the most destructive fires in
California history. And a year later, recovery rebuilding, Well, it's slow.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
Yeah, it's slow. Putting that mildly, by the way.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
So we're the numbers. How many structures sixteen thousand?

Speaker 9 (27:24):
Yeah, and nearly seven out of ten damaged houses still
haven't been rebuilt.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
And you can thank not even rebuilt. They not even started.
There's been no progmaly, no perman, not a stone light.
I saw something about that stat that's not it's done
or no, it's not even starting.

Speaker 8 (27:41):
Putting the finishing touches on it.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
No insurance delays, permit issues, high cost of rebuilding. So
thanks for that, Nick Reiner. He's scheduled to be in
court today for his arraignment on two counts of first
degree murder. He's been in solitary confinement in the Twin
Towers Correctional Facility in LA since he allegedly killed his parents,
Rob and Michelle Reiner. But good news, you guys, his

(28:03):
lawyer says, he's no longer.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
On suicide watch.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Who cares, Guy's good news.

Speaker 9 (28:10):
He's still he's still in what's called high observation housing,
but he doesn't have to wear his little suicide prevention smock.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Did you give me? Court Revolver used to go and
donate sperm. Have some porn in there, you know some
magazines set out, Yeah, yeah, we should encourage it.

Speaker 8 (28:33):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
If Rhiner is convicted, he's looking at a life in
prison without parole or the death penalty. But the death
penalty won't happen for a lot of reasons, one because
California hasn't done that in twenty years, but the main
one is because of his mental health record.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
He struggled with drug addiction.

Speaker 9 (28:47):
He was diagnosed schizophrenic and his meds changed weeks before
he killed allegedly killed his parents. His lawyer is asking
the public not to jump to conclusions used restraint for
the killer, like OJ was exactly any day he died. Right,
he can put out the if I did It book. Well,
we got another one down. The Baltimore Ravens are officially

(29:08):
moving on from head coach John Harbaugh after eighteen seasons.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Say I've been loving the memes from that Steelers Ravens game.

Speaker 10 (29:16):
Oh yeah, there's a lot.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Oh my god, they're good. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (29:20):
Well, he was hired in two thousand and eight and
led them to a Super Bowl, went into twenty thirteen,
but since then, Ravens haven't gone back to the super
Bowl and have only reached the AFC Championship once. So
they're making a change. Ravens fans on social media seemed
happy with it, and many of them even forgiving kicker
Tyler Loop for his missed field goal on Sunday. That's
mighty nice of them.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
So that mean, oh yes, they're cheating him like a hero.
Because if he had made that and they moved on,
they still have horror the fact that whoever lost that
game was staring down the barrel of a coaching change
right right now. It would have been tougher with the Steelers,
and you know, it would have been maybe like a
parting of ways between the two both. Harbaugh missed the

(30:03):
kick out. He's out, So the fans are psyched, like, wow,
thank you Tyler.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
Yeah, so that means there are no seven head coaches
open coach openings in the NFL. But it's worth noting
that Harbaugh's agent says that less than an hour after
is firing, seven teams have reached out about making him
their guy.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
So we'll see which means because the Ravens are one
of the seven that have an open position right now,
if they got seven calls, it means there's another team
that still has their coach that called to inquire.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
They're just making they're just putting the feelers out.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Someone else is getting fired. Yep, he's getting up on
the Raiders. Well, well, yes, that way he plays his
brother twice a year. Yeah, we'll get to coach together.
That's the NFL scriptwriters. It's good, got it? Yeah, good
for brother v brother?

Speaker 8 (30:47):
Yeah, har We Warner Brothers.

Speaker 9 (30:50):
Discovery says it's sticking with Netflix and still isn't interesting
to take over offer from Paramount, even though Paramount is
offering more money per share, like thirty bucks per share.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
Warner Brothers says.

Speaker 9 (31:00):
That the deal would require them taking on fifty billion
dollars in debt, and.

Speaker 8 (31:04):
They just think that's just too risky.

Speaker 9 (31:06):
So they think the Netflix deal is safer, even if
the payouts a little lower. So now Paramount has to
decide whether they're going to cough up more money or
just walk away and move on.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
And this is just speaking of coffin up more money.

Speaker 9 (31:18):
Student loan payments have basically been on pause ever since COVID,
but now that's coming to an end. The government starting
to go after people who are behind on their federal
student loans by garnishing their wages. Barrowers who are more
than two hundred and seventy days past due are being notified.
They're given thirty days before money can be taken directly
from their paychecks.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Wow, and the government any money that's that's due to you,
so that you know with tax season, Yeah, yeah, not anymore,
that's exactly right.

Speaker 9 (31:46):
The government says it'll only happen after people are warned
and given a chance to pay back. And like you said,
it also applies to tax refunds, and a lot of
people are pissed about this and leading the charge, of course,
is an advocacy group called Student Borrower Protection Center. They're
calling the wage garnishment harsh, unnecessary, and irresponsible.

Speaker 10 (32:04):
As crazy as it sounds, I would actually prefer that
if if I had an issue of like trying to
pay a loan off like that, I'm just like, you
know what, just automatically take it out, so think about it.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
It's better than racking up tons of interest and and
then just keep on kicking it down the road.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Just get it out of the way. If they're going
to take it anyway, it's better that you just pay
it some kind of type of payments psychologically efforts. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (32:32):
Yeah, just like you know what, I don't even have
to think about it.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I don't have to see that money.

Speaker 17 (32:36):
Right, because he'll continue to just spend it on other
things and not pay.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
No.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
But the people that we're talking about here are the
people I think that just don't have the money to
send right. So it's you know they talk about, well,
I had to make a decision between eating and my medication.
They're working, they are working, but like you know, we're
talking like dollar to a dollar, paycheck to paycheck, and
so they don't have the money. So like, rather than
the government, can I finish the argument first? The argument

(33:03):
here would be instead of the government, you're saying, we're
gonna take one hundred dollars, and that's just what they do,
whether you have anything, send them twenty bucks. So you're
sending something you see a good face as opposed to
them taking even more than what because now you're short
on rent, you're short on you can't you know, pay
for your car.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
You're saying you can negotiate if it's personal.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Right, and if you're making some type of payment, some
kind of effort. A lot of times, I mean, look
at the hospital bills things like that, even if you
can't pay the full amount, as long as you're sending something,
it shows that you're making an effort. And then they
can just come in and just go, yeah, well we're
just gonna take your entire tax people, I'm going to
take your entire one hundred dollars.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
Here, right, and I get it.

Speaker 10 (33:46):
Yeah, but it's just like then that's how you end
up owing this for forty years.

Speaker 18 (33:51):
And that was me.

Speaker 9 (33:51):
I mean for like literally two decades and finishing that
was the hardest check I ever wrote.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
But I'm just I'm so glad it's over.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
You're fortunate. You're fortunate. If you just have a spending problem,
you have enough to cover your rent, your car payments,
your food, things like that. You're like, you're necessity. Right.
If you just have a spending problem, you can't help
yourself from spending it on stuff you don't need, well,
then yes, the whole idea is just taking it.

Speaker 8 (34:15):
Yeah, fine, but before I get it right right.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
But already down to the dollar.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
That's just willful ignorance because it reminds me of the
time I was talking to my friend about taxes and oh,
we need to raise time.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
I said, look at your paycheck. Oh yeah, I just
don't look.

Speaker 11 (34:27):
Don't love.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Every two weeks, No, I don't look. That's better if
I don't look, I don't want to look. Yeah exactly.
It's like me with this Venezuela story. I don't look look,
I just live your look.

Speaker 9 (34:41):
Well, health officials say the flu season isn't done yet.
It's actually getting worse before it's going to get better.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
Flu experts at the CDC said there's a lot.

Speaker 9 (34:48):
Of flu spreading right now. It's probably going to stay
active well into the spring. So far this season, the
CDC says at least eleven million people have gotten sick,
more than one hundred and twenty thousand have been hospitalized,
and five thousand people have died.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I know so many people who are sick right now, everybody.
It's got to be who's here. I mean, I'm getting
a cold.

Speaker 7 (35:08):
I have a cold.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah, I don't know. I think it's from all the gatherings, Yes,
all the kids that you're too much socializing exactly.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
And that's how the old rumor like a cold, like
being cold.

Speaker 9 (35:20):
Doesn't give you a cold. It's everyone going inside and
breathing on each other.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
You're gonna go outside without with wet hair and no hat.
They will tell you that, your mom will tell you
and get sick.

Speaker 18 (35:32):
Absolutely.

Speaker 9 (35:33):
So most cases are thanks to this newer strain of
influenza A that's different, a little different from the vaccine
that everybody got, But experts say the shot still helps
lower risk of serious illness and hospitalization and finally, menace
I feel like you really need to take a note
on this. Girl Scout Cookie season is here and they're
launching a new flavor WOA called Explorer Moores and it's

(36:01):
inspired by Rocky Road ice cream. So the cookie itself,
it's gonna have chocolate marshmallow and toasted almond cream.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
It sounds like something's all, is it?

Speaker 9 (36:17):
The Girl Scouts say that the new cookies capture the
limitless spirit of exploration that drives the Girls Scouts.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
You'll taste it and everything with that kind of description.
Just tell us exactly what it is and when you
can get this.

Speaker 9 (36:27):
They're available now and they're going to replace the Toast
Yeas and Small Cookies which were retired after last year.

Speaker 8 (36:35):
So bring in the Explore Wars everybody.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
All right?

Speaker 10 (36:39):
My favorite, my favorite thing at F one Las Vegas
in the VIP the Girl Scouts were back there.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
They had all.

Speaker 10 (36:45):
Yeah, and they were giving everybody cookies the entire day
for three day straight, and they're like, you want a box,
you want five boxes, whatever you want.

Speaker 9 (36:53):
So the event just four walled it and bought everything
in advance.

Speaker 10 (36:57):
No, it's like in the VIP, but you didn't have
to pay, have to be graying, and then so many
people were from outside the country. They're like, what is this?
And then they became obsessed and it has kept on
going back.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Cookies, well, they never to make rib season, yeah, shamrock
shake season. We look forward to girl Scout cookies. Right,
that's what's going on, oh man, And you know, easier
than ever to order them. And then of course you
have to then start Girl Scout dodging at the grocery
store for a while because they're trying to get they're
trying to unload their their last bit of inventory.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
Or outside planet fitness, some of those are aggressive to
they are.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Well, it's the moms and you see it.

Speaker 17 (37:33):
The little kids are aggressive, right because the moms want
them to because they want the cookies out of their house.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
When you see the aggressive kid, there's always the aggressive
mom that said they're running the whole thing. There's other
ones that are just really chill and they're like, I
signed up for this.

Speaker 8 (37:47):
Then I was.

Speaker 10 (37:49):
I was walking towards the loads and they were on
the entrance of one side, and then I was like, okay,
I'm going to go to the other entrance. But then
they spotted me and there were listeners of the show,
so that I end up buying like ten.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Box you have when my daughter did the girl Scout thing,
because they make you buy whatever the quantity is, so
you have to guess how much you're going to sell.
It used to be I remember when we were kids.
My one little friend, she would go around with a
sign up shot and people would order what they wanted,
and then you would just get what people order get

(38:22):
in the six weeks. Yeah, maybe a little extra, because
then I would help her. We get like wagons and
stuff and put all. I would help her drag the
wagons around to deliver the cookies to people.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
And what's that nothing?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I was gay. I was like eight.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
Gay the popcorn. We all know that.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
I'm not selling anyway. By the time my daughter was
doing it, you had to guess. I don't know how
many boxes were gonna you. You've never done this before,
would you know? So you buy, well, buy whatever it is.
And so we bought these cookies. And then my wife's like, well,
now we have to figure out we got to do
these grocery stores. I'm like, no, how many boxes are left?

(39:11):
I just bought them? Yeah, what question is I saw it?
I just bought them, and I brought him here. Now,
I bought him here. I give anybody who wanted to
hear take get these out of my house.

Speaker 10 (39:20):
That's a good sist question. Can't you gain the system though,
because don't you want to be the top seller so
you can just buy.

Speaker 18 (39:25):
You could, right, but you have to have a ton
of money to do that.

Speaker 17 (39:28):
And that's the problem is that the parents are fronting
the money and they want their kid to be one
of the top. And in order to be one of
the top, you have to get all the cookies to
begin with.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
And I don't even know, like if the prize or
whatever is even that good. Is it like getting tickets
at the Chuck e Cheese and you spend a billion
dollars to get something it's worth fifty cents a.

Speaker 10 (39:46):
We have a Girl Scout Morgan.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
I was eighteen Gold Award recipient right here.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
I didn't sell cookies because that's gay. We didn't want
you didn't sell the cookies.

Speaker 7 (39:56):
We did one season and we're like, we're not doing this.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Really, how you could opt out the Super Bowl of
Girl Scouts?

Speaker 5 (40:01):
And I was in a Montessori school, it was a
little different. I think we were special what was the
first question.

Speaker 10 (40:07):
Well, the question is yeah, what is it?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:10):
It was like a little like the same scholastic school things.
It's like a speaker or there was like pogo stick,
like you.

Speaker 7 (40:19):
Know, a pin.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
The more you say this, the more this sounds like
a pyramid scheme.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Yeah, of course they've said that for years about cookie perfect.

Speaker 8 (40:27):
Yeah, how is this even legal? Because you're getting supposed to.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
The girls, Uh, you know, responsibilities, tactics, things like that.
But yeah, who cares. The cookies are delicious.

Speaker 8 (40:40):
Yeah, this is multi level marketing.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
How many patches do you have a lot?

Speaker 5 (40:44):
You know what. I'm going to ask my mom to
send me my vest because I haven't and all the
patches are honest.

Speaker 10 (40:49):
Through eighteen, girl scout.

Speaker 7 (40:55):
I'm only talking about it now because it keeps me young.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
What a.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
I know? Quick break more? When he showed next hang
on late seven seven forty four, Woody, you.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
Know, I'm not lading my mother's name or my telephone number.

Speaker 19 (41:14):
Stam, go.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Show look at his look.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
All right? Uh, I'm gonna play. I got I don't
know where Sea Bass is. Who knows he is hiding?

Speaker 8 (41:38):
Whoever knows?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Yeah, bathroom he's been whether it's intentional or not. He's
been kind of a pain in the ass for me.
I say, just since just since we've been back from
the break.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
All right, it doesn't take long.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
I ended up in this meeting the other day. Hey,
come come see us before you leave. And I didn't
get out of here for like an extra two hours. Wow. Wow,
two hour meeting about sea bass. Yeah, now that sounds fun.
And he wasn't there if he decided to give me
if you decide to come in and defend themselves, show yourself, yeah,

(42:17):
all right, so okay, and then we what's interesting is
then we got an after hours voicemail about this too,
and I had no idea this is going on. So
I go into a meeting about some guy, had no
idea what was going on involving Sea bass. First day
back again, it's like this big long thing and here,
let's let me let me, let me play this, let
me play this after hours voicemail for you, and then
you can tell me, tell me what you think here.

Speaker 14 (42:39):
I don't want to say I have.

Speaker 13 (42:40):
A bone to pick, but I have a bone to
pick with Sea Bass because I just found it out
right now. Upon the most recent cardnarks posting that I
guess apparently there's a new feature called Instagram subscriptions, and
then he also posted a Patreon link for cartmarks because

(43:00):
correct me if I'm wrong, guys, But the whole point
of this was just a public service, and we're not
making any money off it, right. It goes against your
whole campaign. There seabeth to be subs taking subscriptions, and
you know, I love cartnarks, and frankly, I don't want

(43:21):
to pay for it, right, and it goes against the
whole campaign. I understand that there may be an argument
we had that perhaps it removes the most controversial parts
of videos away from the public and it reserves them
for those who want to pay to see them. But
you gotta admit, man, that's how you gained all your

(43:41):
populatory in the first place. And I don't know. I
love cartnarks, I love everything that stands for hashtag take
back the carts, But yeah, I don't want to pay
for it, all right.

Speaker 16 (43:53):
I guess that was it.

Speaker 10 (43:56):
I mean, okay, I don't know anything about this either.
Is he actually charging for or is it?

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Yes? So I don't know. It was the first I
had heard of Instagram subscription. I know you can set up, yes,
but you can also have like a zero I know
that you don't know that now, and that on the
Instagram subscription thing. I can't. That was not with this meeting.
The meeting was about the company got wind that he's

(44:22):
got a Patreon set up for cart n Arcs, which
he doesn't own. It belongs to the company. It's intellectual
property of anything that we create while we work here
as an employee of this company, they own the intellectual
property to so like, I can't just like decide to
make up, you know, T shirts with Ryan Seacrest's name

(44:43):
on it or whatever anything else of the company like
technically and just sell it and the money. You see
what I'm saying, right, I can't.

Speaker 20 (44:51):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
I can't sell my own airtime. I can't. It's it's
their stuff, exactly right. I can't. Even even if I
wanted to do what he show podcast that was an
exclusive thing behind the paywalk cut, I couldn't do that
either because I'm an employee of the company. It's not
it's it. I can't do yours. You could, but you

(45:13):
would have to meet with them first about it. And
I know other people who have done that, and the
way it works is that they sell all the ads
for it and then they cut you into it. Yeah. Yeah,
we don't cut them into it like you're their employee. Yes,
you've signed an agreement that anything you do in the
audio space or anything you do in this way there
in our case, in our case doing this job, whatever

(45:33):
content is created is then the property of the intellectual
property of the company, So he he can't just set
up a Patreon and charge money for the companies, Like
what's going on in him? I don't know you know
about this?

Speaker 13 (45:45):
No, I did.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
I had no idea about this, and then we get
this z after hours voicemail. Yeah, so there's that. Now
there are a couple of things I did know about.
I did know. We got the cart Ark's YouTube page,
and YouTube can be monetized and the YouTube cart our
YouTube page makes some pretty good money. We have an
agreement the company the show having with Sea Bass. He

(46:08):
gets to keep all of that money, which is significant.
It's significant, so he gets to keep but they know
about that, seeing everybody else has also turned a blind
eye to where he He has cart NARC's merchandise, which
you know, like shirts and stickers, big deal. This This

(46:28):
they don't like, so it has to come down immediately.
He's not allowed to just turn around and sell. And
I didn't know if this is part of his like
you know, he says retired, a kind of like, but
you can't do it this way these meetings like yes,
I'm like, but because they're like, we did you know
about this? I didn't. I had no idea as if
I was complicit and maybe I'm taking some of the money,

(46:48):
I'm like, no, this had nothing to do. And then
yesterday what was it, Bort? We got like a because
Bort got pulled into it too.

Speaker 21 (46:55):
Yeah, this is now my problem, thinks to Sea Bass.
So we got hit up by one of our it
guys who manages our performance studio. So if bands come
in or a sponsor event, they want to showcase the
building from a sponsor, they have meetings, there's a performance lounge.
It's set up with cameras, microphones, et cetera. I get
an email from him saying, Hey, any idea what Sea
Bass was doing in our performance studio on the twentieth

(47:17):
of last month, so, which was a Saturday.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Why is he in our room? So I get asked
about this. I don't know what he does, like once
he I don't know where he is right now, these
are these are working hours, so anyway, I don't know,
so I text. I text Sea Bass yesterday just to
find out, like, hey man, why why am I being
asked about? How were yeah being asked about what you

(47:42):
were doing in the performance studio last month? It was
a Saturday. I'm not sure why they're asking and he says,
was shooting a little sketch, nothing screwed with. Also curious
why they're asking us. I don't know. I'll find I'll
find out.

Speaker 11 (47:53):
Well.

Speaker 21 (47:53):
Also, it's their room, so they have the ability to
ask that because he didn't ask for permission.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah, to be fair, completely fair for that space. If
I was gonna go shoot something, I would never think
to ask permission because I work it now. I don't
know what he's shooting in there, and because I don't
know about it, I'm pretty confident it has nothing to
do with the show. It's probably another one of these
like little side quest things that he does. Or he's
always got projects right and God blessed about it, and

(48:20):
you know what, I want him to be able to
do those things. That's what makes him happy, and you know,
I want people to and enjoy it something mess I can't.
But I can't defend if he's setting up a Patreon
paywall for something that the company legitimately owns. And the deal,
by the way, with the cart ark YouTube page stuff
is like, hey, it's fine as long as you work here,

(48:43):
you can continue to keep all this money, which is awesome.
That's a great thing. And because it encourages it, it incentivizes
him to keep going out and doing that and you know,
creating new I even told him, I said, hey, if
you come up with whatever the next cartnarks thing is
and it as thing on YouTube, whatever they would generate reight,
you can keep that too. Yeah, but he doesn't like

(49:04):
the fact that the company owns the intellectual property for
cartnarks and it's not his own thing that he could
just kind of take and leave with. Well, this is nice,
but what I'm saying so what he doesn't do, like,
he doesn't He says that he's like, well, I'm not
bringing anything, So he doesn't really bring anything that could
be the next cart arks to the table with this job.
He does stuff that, Yeah, he keeps it completely away

(49:25):
from us, even though I mean that's like his job is,
to which he does do a lot of great content stuff,
So that this is not me knocking on his his
efforts with the content with the show at all. I
appreciate everything that he does, but he can't charge on
the side. Yeah. And and the fact that I didn't
know about it and they think that I'm complicit, I'm like, no,
I didn't know anything about this. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (49:45):
I think the only part that he messed up on
is that he just didn't run by anybody company and
to say hey, this is what I want to do
and then get the feedback there say hey, we don't want.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
You to do it. Yeah, because that's why they would
have told him. And I guess, you know, we operate
a lot of the same way. We ask for forgetness
instead of permission.

Speaker 10 (50:01):
But when it comes to that stuff, even I know,
and I don't have the brightest that this is something
that you would probably have to run by the company.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Yeah, that's all all right, eight seven seven forty four Wood,
you can hit us up of the text over to
two two nine eight seven. I thought for sure he'd materialized.
I know he's probably working on like Greg's favorite movie, wicked,
like you know, he comes floating down in the ball
or something in bubble, some big pink bubble. It would disappear.

Speaker 10 (50:27):
But I can't imagine what even happened in the performance studio.
I want to know that.

Speaker 21 (50:31):
Yeah, maybe he brought his I can get footage cameras,
but it's true what got messed up.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
I don't know if anything got messed up. It's probably
just you know.

Speaker 21 (50:42):
He was moving some cameras and some microphones around, which
are set up for performances.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
So they're like, why is he moving our stuff?

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Yeah, because there was one time, I guess somebody did
go in there and they had done something for whatever
they were doing, and they didn't put everything back the
way it was supposed to do. So then there was
a band that came in for a performance that was
being broadcast. It was a big performance. Yeah, and things
were just haywire because whatever things got Yeah, exactly things

(51:09):
got messed.

Speaker 8 (51:10):
Up, didn't he say in your text in the text
back to you, nothing got touched.

Speaker 21 (51:13):
Well that's classic Sea Bass where he will say that
he doesn't do anything or break anything or mess with anything,
but we know he bends the rules and the truth
to his own you know.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yeah, and again I don't know, And honestly I don't
necessarily care. I just don't want to get dragon. I
don't want to hear Why am I in a two
hour meeting talking about the history of humanity? Wouldn't even
take two hours. This is Radio Dog. You see saw
staff meetings. They scheduled an all staff meeting on Friday.

(51:44):
On Friday for eleven a m. I'm like, oh God,
it's not just us, it's all all the other morning
shows are complaining because they're like, man, we all got
here on a Friday. Yeah. And also from people who
work in the office. There's a ton of people around
here that don't even know from the office. On Fridays,
they work from home. I don't feel as bad for them.
It's like, oh, suckd up, you got to come into

(52:04):
work for something.

Speaker 8 (52:05):
Can we zoom in?

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a break. We'll come back.
I do have some of the other after hours voicemails.
We can play a couple more of those that you
leave for us after the show is done. You can
always the same number that you called during the show.
You can leave your message after the show at eight
seven seven forty four? What it will be right back burn?

(52:27):
All right? So after ours voicemails and pulled a couple
of these out that earlier kind of speak to you.
Now it's really more for you.

Speaker 15 (52:38):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Like one was an answer to a question. So anytime
after the show has done for the day until we
meet again the next day, you can leave whatever you can.
Listening to the podcast, you got some thoughts with anything
you just kind of randomly driving around, you want to
leave us whatever it is? Eight seven four? What the
same number that you call when the show is on
the air, which is what this person did. Had an
answer to a question that Greg had on the show.

Speaker 14 (53:01):
Hey Greg, this is Jay out in Arizona. So you're
asking about when the Achilles and didn't get snapped? What
happened to it? So I was a first responder to
a machete wound where the guy fell on a machete
in his hand, ran down the length of the blade,
and so when I was assessing the injury, I like, look,
I folded the flapping meat back to see that the

(53:26):
tendon that had been cut had actually snapped and receded.
One part of it receded up into the tip of
the thumb and the others snapped back into this whatever
meat hole, and it snapped back towards the palm of
his hand, and it was maybe like three quarters of
an inch down inside his hand where I couldn't see.

(53:48):
It was truly disgusting. I'll never forget it, and I
don't wish anybody's seeing that crap. But anyways, have a
great day, love y'all.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
That's that's what I was talking about, Greg. When we
were discussing that said, I remember hearing something about when
something like that almost like a like a window shade. Yes, yeah,
that's what recedes back, because like it almost rolls up. Yeah,
it's Do you know what I just learned, Greg? You
shouldn't ask questions like that.

Speaker 18 (54:19):
Don't be curious.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Yeah I didn't have another medical question. No, No, I
really do. Why do women have to teach their babies
how to breastfeed? Isn't it just lips to nips and
then go?

Speaker 3 (54:30):
I didn't have to teach them.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Yeah, They're like there's courses and coaches, and I'm like,
what coaches for the babies? You just put the baby there,
Oh it's had a last lat.

Speaker 8 (54:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, No, one in this room can answer
that question.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
I don't go. Yeah, don't know, all right, eight seven
seven forty four wood He here's another one that would
speak to Greg.

Speaker 20 (54:52):
I just wanted to call Actually everybody, Uh love the
whole cast Woody, Gina, Samy, Morgan, Menace Greg. But this
happens to go out to Greg.

Speaker 14 (55:06):
Will back.

Speaker 20 (55:07):
You told me how you would wash your car in
the rain. My wife's laughed at me when I decided
our filthy cars were dirty and I was gonna wash them,
and she said it's gonna rain for the next week.
So this Saturday, I decided to wash them in the rain.
It felt so great. I was getting poured on. Cars

(55:28):
came out great, rain, washed all the soap away. They
look amazing. Still this Sunday, it's still raining. I watched
over car and said, baby, the car still shines. Yeah,
it's raining and it's not filthy anymore. So shout out
to Greg, Shout out to all you guys.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Yeah, the rain, contrary to popular opinion, doesn't clean your
car when it's dirty. If you wash it in the rain,
then you don't even have to dry it.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
It's great.

Speaker 10 (55:57):
But in that situation I would only wash in the rain.
I feel was like I had like mud all over
it that was stuck on it. Okay, it's probably easier
to get off.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Yeah that's true, because there's stuff in the rain, you know,
like it's not the water's not clean. I know, like
there's times where man, damn it, I just got the
car washed and then it rains and then dirty and
you look, now it's dirty again. I mean not as
bad as it was, but still not. I wouldn't call
it clean, like you know, it's freshly washed, freshly washed.

Speaker 9 (56:24):
But if this guy's going full like sorority girl calendar
like washing it in the rain.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
Yeah, you know, he just wanted.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
To yeah, give you, I'll give you one more after
hours voicemail. Now, this one I think speaks more to
both of us, Greg. This is this is definitely something
that both of us would do.

Speaker 22 (56:40):
Yo. I just wanted to admit what a petty little
ul I'm being right now. And I don't really care.
But someone trailed me. I just got out of Costco.
Shout out Costco. Someone trailed me always from the front entrance,
all over the car and they've got the blinker on

(57:00):
and I just got in my car and I can
tell that they are gonna I don't know, They're gonna
wait till my spot opens up. And I just cracked
open a bag of snacks that I bought from inside,
and I am not gonna let them have my spot.
I'm gonna wait till they just tire up and move along,
because just because they trailed me does not mean that
they have ownership with my spot anyway. I totally know

(57:24):
I'm being petty, but I don't really care.

Speaker 12 (57:25):
Kind of reminded me of you guys.

Speaker 22 (57:27):
I don't know, and maybe someone like I think Greg
said one time that he did it. But yuh, anyways,
love you good a lot, and I thought that was
a pointless thing to share with you and goodbye, all right,
just because.

Speaker 9 (57:41):
The person a spot ownership with the spot either, I know,
but at first I thought I wouldn't do that, and
I thought.

Speaker 8 (57:51):
Oh my god, it's just so much pressure.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Further, you're not cripple. I think what they're getting at
is when you first cross us from the entrance of
the store and you walk into the parking lot and
they're doing that slow crawl.

Speaker 8 (58:05):
Because you need a parking space.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
But that's obnoxious when you're literally trailing them like slow
crawl behind it they're looking for. Just put the blinker
on to whatever side they look to be going to
a car at and then that's yours. If somebody comes
around the corner, you have it. But like when you're
stalking them, that's funny.

Speaker 8 (58:24):
Well, I I.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Don't like that because that's that's even more like I
understand maybe somebody's waiting for the spot, but when they're
when they're when they're you know, crawling around at a
walking pace in the car right behind me, I like.

Speaker 8 (58:37):
I like to communicate with them, like, Hi, are you
going to your car?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Wonderful?

Speaker 18 (58:40):
Oh you want to ride?

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (58:43):
It's like yeah, because it's like, uh, you know during
the holidays when the parking was.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Rude, Yeah, how to stalk people all the time.

Speaker 7 (58:51):
Circled around three times by then?

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Sot.

Speaker 8 (58:55):
But I'll do that at a food court too. I'll
stand right next to you, like just wait until you're done.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
I think the originally come station was when you know,
Greg and I bonded over something that we both do
we didn't know the other person did it. It's like
when somebody clearly clearly want you to notice their car
right and you know those people they want you to
look at them. Yeah, and he'd be like wow, because
in their mind they're thinking, like, wow, this guy's really cool.
Like this is what they think they're thinking to, like, there,
look at this cool guy, this cool car right where

(59:22):
we will go out of our way not to even
make eye contact looking in that direction in any way,
shape or form its red light because you know they're
going to look at my car. He's just completely Now,
whether that's really happening or not, it's satisfying to know
that you didn't even give them a glance. Yeah, I
love that looking at your car.

Speaker 6 (59:40):
Man.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
All right, leave whatever message you got for us after
overs voicemail anytime after the show wraps up for the
day until we meet the next day.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
My cand do you feel each individual pumping.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Story about this forty two year old guy. He has
filed a lawsuit against a restaurant in Italy after they
featured him in this promo video on social media without
his consent. Okay, you know, normally being in video not
that big a deal. But for this guy, he was
cheating on his wife and he was at a restaurant
with his side piece and the the guy's wife happened

(01:00:19):
to see the video and he was caught, so she
kicked him out of the house, filed for a divorce.
But the the man wants his revenge, so he's filed
this lawsuit claiming that his rights to privacy had been violated. Now, Seabet,
I'm sure you could speak more to I and maybe
not Italy, but like, let's just say he has a way
of different rules. Let's just say here, let's say menace

(01:00:42):
is cheating on his wife and he's out at some
cafe and this happens to him. Like, what's the expectation
of privacy? Even if you're out of privately owned business,
you're still out in public. You're not like an inside
because it's not a it's not a restroom. I understand
all restrooms, no matter if it's a public restroom or
privately a restroom like in someone's house, you have an
expectation of privacy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
But if you're just like at a restaurant, YEA, his
claim wouldn't be expectation of privacy because it's a publicly
accessible building. His claim might be right of publicity, meaning
I can't use your image to sell products.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Yeah, I can't just lets they have one of those
signs of the door.

Speaker 6 (01:01:18):
It said, yeah you see those yeah, which is fine
for like promo videos or you see those at concerts
and stuff like that, but as far as actually producing
a commercial, which is why I don't like it. When
you're at a gym and like the trainer then grabs
their phone and starts while you're in the middle of something,
so you can't object to they start taking their phone
and like scanning across the hole. It's when that happens

(01:01:43):
in the middle of purpose. It might be it might
be legal, but it's it's it's.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Well, the loss is ongoing. The guys he can damage this.
He's considering filowing a complaint with the Italian Data Protection Authority. Yeah,
like I said, they have way more means.

Speaker 8 (01:01:57):
But also, isn't that kind of like blaming the wrong person? Yeah?
You know, like that's also kind of just on you
for being a jackass.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Yeah you got busted, man, Yeah, just own it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
God works in mysterious way.

Speaker 10 (01:02:08):
Now you're really putting your business out there, because now
it's in the news.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
How the hell did his wife find it? I wasn't
looking for you. It could have been somebody that she
knew that knew them said, hey, isn't that isn't that menace? Yeah? Yeah,
oh hey, I saw medicine this, uh you know yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:02:32):
Or maybe she's just a FATA and she loves Italian food.

Speaker 16 (01:02:36):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Relationships gone wrong. In Pennsylvania, a woman and her boyfriend.
They were out on New Year's Eve. They decided to
make a stop at Taco Bell Nice. When they got
out of the car, they started arguing. Not sure what
the argument was about, but that continued inside the Taco
Bell and then back out to the car and the
boyfriend he actually did the right thing. He eventually had
enough and so he just got out of the car
and started walking. Good. You know, that's what I would do,

(01:02:59):
then back and do anything like that. Just gets out
of the car, starts walking. Girlfriend hops behind the wheel,
drove down the wrong side of the road, up the sidewalk,
and ran his ass over the keys buddy from behind.
The boyfriend taking to the hospital in critical condition. He
is expected to be okay eventually. Last check, the girlfriend

(01:03:20):
was still on the run. She'll eventually turn up and
she'll go to jail. They're going to charge her with
attempted murder, right, Yeah, so I mean, are you sure
you want a relationship? Menji dumb ass Tyler Sea Bass,
I mean, are you sure you want marriage? Yeah? Here
you want this is what you're looking for? Yeah, yeah,

(01:03:40):
well he's I mean, obviously these are trashy people. Nothing.
He has Taco Bell. I have Taco Bell.

Speaker 6 (01:03:43):
But I would never take a woman to a fast
food restaurant unless it was for some specific like like
oh we got to try this things we saw it.
But like as a as a matter of course, that
wouldn't be a date. That's that's that's even like high school.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
I wouldn't do maybe the Baja Blast, you know, pilot
back Bell. I think if you were in, like you
were out doing something else, right, like you, it's late,
you're hungry, right, you've.

Speaker 18 (01:04:06):
Been drinking on Taco Bell.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Yeah, like you you guys already went to whatever that
you were doing. Look there, you stopped there. There's a
millions of other reasons, like there could be the exception,
but me, this sounds like this is par for the
course if that was the whole date, Like I'm gonna
pick you up on Friday, We're going to Taco Bell.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
Every time I see like a couple in the inside
a place like Taco Bell wherever. Yeah, I feel sad.
I feel sad for the woman. Oh this is this
is what you guys do. This is your man.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Is finding a good partner like finding a lamp. There's
this woman on social media talking about the theory. What
do you show love connection? We're gonna try to find
Menji and dumbass Tyler. Maybe maybe connection. You got to
cast a wide net. You got but isn't Uh, it's
finding a good partner like finding a lamp. Here's here's

(01:04:54):
what this this woman was already.

Speaker 23 (01:04:55):
Finding a good partner is like finding a good lamp.
When you're furnishing your first apartment, you don't really have
them in standards for the lamp. Besides provides light and
doesn't cost too much, you'll probably buy the first one
you see.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Fast forward, though.

Speaker 23 (01:05:06):
If you spend ten years curating an aesthetic building your house,
now it really does matter what the lamp looks like.
There's a lot more in your life and in your
home that can clash with it. You might really have
trouble just taking one off the shelf. And that's what
it's like to date. As you get older, you're trying
to find someone more successful than yourself, which just gets
harder the higher and higher.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Up you go.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
I kind of agree with this because I think the
more you date, so with each person, you should learn
oh I like.

Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
This or I don't like this.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Absolutely, you slowly get closer to that person that you
ideally want to be.

Speaker 10 (01:05:36):
So I did find out Tyler's standards when I was
on vacation with him. Yeah, yeah, make sure I mentioned.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Someone as a reminder. Have you been on a date
since you and Cabo broke up?

Speaker 11 (01:05:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
I have not.

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
I haven't heard you talking with somebody in the hallway
before we break about something.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
A coworker. Yeah I've had No.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
I might go on a day soon, but no, I haven't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Just checking in. She seems she seems very bubbly. We
root for your happiness.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
We have to because of a man.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
It doesn't just you know, typically when you know all
things are you know? Actually now that you mentioned right? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:06:27):
Great?

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Seeing the movie like that, they show like some big
romantic scene the next The next scene is like the
elevator doors of the office opening up. They have a
big smile on their face walking on Sunshine by Katrina
and the Waves. That's Morgan, I'm trying to have a
better attitude.

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
Thank you for noticing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
We know Morgan likes to rate things on a scale
of one to ten. She just can't help herself, that's
all I do. Yeah, and so we've asked Morgan to
give us when it comes to first dates. Maybe Taco
Bell would be or would I don't know, like what
is what is Morgan?

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
You know, women are the ones guys will whatever. They
don't care what you do, where you go, if you're awake.
They're just happy to be going out, you know. Yeah,
Oh she said, yes, cool, whatever you do whatever, fine,
especially in that early phase. You'll do even stuff that
you hate doing. It's fine, you know it. Women are
way more judgmental about what the first dates.

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
Oh yeah, and asking a girl like you can turn
her off by asking to go to the wrong place.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Yeah, So first date ideas and places. Morgan will rate
these on a scale one and ten. It could be
helpful for the fellas, especially for you, Mangi and dumbass Tyler.
Take some notes.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
Yeah, get them out so we do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Find the next dumb ass Tina. For For dumb ass Tyler,
he'll know the yeses and nos where to go.

Speaker 8 (01:07:44):
You're gonna help them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
You got some responses on the test four wood it's.

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Like helping him make a wish kid.

Speaker 7 (01:07:49):
Oh, it's a good thing to do.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
It makes you feel good and fuzzy inside.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Ouch. No offense, but dumb ass. Tyler is ugly. There
is no girl out there that wants to be attached
to that. He's hella ugly. He's not geez. Everybody's yeah, man,
he's very handsome. Man, that's right. My wife's heard that
a thousand times.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
In the same way that like Master's dogs are cute
even though they're like drooling and covered and can't breathe.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
There's something, there's something body. Yeah, I don't think that's true, Tyler.
I think you're very handsome. Agreed striking I would do
right now eight seven seven forty four Wooding text us
over to two two nine, eight seven. We'll see what
the Morgan's got for us on these different dates and
places things on a scale of one to ten. Next
on the Woody Show.

Speaker 8 (01:08:37):
Okay, I think I know what that is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Yeah, this is the Woodie Show, all right. So the
question is it a good idea or a bad idea
for a first date like places or think, yeah, whatever
is that you want to do? And we brought in
the person who loves to be the judgmental, the most
judgmental on the show, and that would be Morgan. She

(01:09:01):
loves to rate things on a scale one to ten.
You know, she's obsessed with it.

Speaker 24 (01:09:04):
She stop.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Yeah. We then have a couple of people already texting
in saying that their first date with their now wife
was to a gun range.

Speaker 8 (01:09:13):
Hell, yeah, I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
What would you give that?

Speaker 7 (01:09:15):
That's a ten out of ten? Although I'll say I've
never been somewhere to ask me to go.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
I think it's a great way to talk to someone,
to try a new thing. I've never done it. And girls,
it's kind of hot to see a man shoot a gun.

Speaker 8 (01:09:30):
Oh he's good at it.

Speaker 9 (01:09:31):
It'll dry you up faster than the hair if they
keep missing.

Speaker 7 (01:09:34):
Okay, and there you go. Great, you'll miss.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
So gun range? You give a what ten out of ten? Ten?
All right? A ten?

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
No experience? What about this one?

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
This one I would put like a kind of under
stargazing because this person said, took my wife to the
beach on our first date with a cooler of fresh
cut fruit and a bottle of Tito's and clubs to
watch the sunset and finger banger.

Speaker 7 (01:10:02):
Now that's romantic.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
What do you think of that? Is there? Well? Sand?

Speaker 8 (01:10:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Okay, well blanket down in your bank, it gets every
that's the worst. That's the worst thing to do with sand,
I know. But if it's a covered enough, it's better
than sex. Right, there's there's a third option. It's much better.
What do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Okay, because you're a man. So with the beach part,
I'm giving that a five out of ten.

Speaker 8 (01:10:30):
I don't know, kind of played out.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
Yeah, it's played out and it's just like nothing to
do right your people watching?

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Are we on a tropical beach?

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
Are we just unless vacation?

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
But like, what about like the stargazing?

Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
Okay, I give that like a nine out of ten
because that can be.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Kind of what really, Yeah, you can have I don't
like small talk, Like, let's have deep conversations about the
universe and like your dreams and stuff. You can do
that when you're stargazing.

Speaker 8 (01:10:56):
The environment to open up bigger conversations.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Right, Okay, I'm so prizes is coming from you?

Speaker 18 (01:11:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:11:02):
I am too.

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
Are y'all looking at me?

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
Crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:11:04):
It's crazy, just surprising that you like it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Yeah, we would think that you would think this is I.

Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
Mean, make sure there's alcohol there for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Yeah. Yeah. Another question of the text is knowing what
they know about you. What about like a gym or
a workout date?

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
Ten out of ten?

Speaker 7 (01:11:19):
Okay, well there you'll get out of.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
The people the way that don't want to do that.
That's fine. You want to be with someone that enjoys
the same things as you. And it's the same as
the gun range, like it's hot looking at a man
do something violent, or like with weights or.

Speaker 10 (01:11:33):
Athletics, are you testing them when you're with them at
the gym to see?

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Okay, if he can't bench this much, then he's out.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
No, because who cares about the number stuff? I will say,
if you run weird, that's kind of a turn off.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Ladies feel free to agree or disagree with Morgan on
some of these on the text over to two to
two nine eight seven. What about going on a double
date with another couple?

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
Oh, okay, you know what I think. I like this.

Speaker 7 (01:12:00):
I've never done a double date before, but it's a
good way to have.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
More than one other person there. So if the conversation
goes bland.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
But first day, first it's terrible.

Speaker 7 (01:12:10):
Is it really weird because you can't get to know
the person because you're.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
You're you're not you're not talking to them, You're talking
to everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:12:15):
Yeah, but you also want to make sure they get
along with.

Speaker 8 (01:12:17):
You and how they interact with other people.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
I dated someone that didn't get along with my friends
and it just didn't work.

Speaker 7 (01:12:24):
Shopping shop like going to a mall.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Yeah, that's something that I think like menace might do
or back when you were like a kid, you know,
middle school, high school or something like that, like about
their buying you stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
See, I think I'm weird because I'm not the type
of girl that's like, yeah, go buy me stuff at
the mall. It feels awkward to me, which most girls
will disagree with that completely.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
So you don't have to buy anything at the mall.
You can just look at stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:12:48):
I think going to the mall and a data lame.

Speaker 5 (01:12:50):
I'm a I think it's kind of boring. I was
going to do four out of ten.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
So, uh, this is a normal. By the numbers that
were asking people about the most unacceptable activities on a
on a day and physical activity swimming, attaking a gym class,
double dating, or shopping all the worst list. Really, all
that stuff is like nope. See for me, I would
think going to a movie or anything would or a

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concert because you don't talk. For a first date. I
think first date movie is the number one worst.

Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
Yes, yeah, because you're just sitting in silence.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Terrible.

Speaker 7 (01:13:22):
You leave and it's like, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:13:24):
What was the points correct?

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
There had to be something either before after the movie.
Be it like you grab coffee, dinner or something like
that before after that event.

Speaker 7 (01:13:32):
But then that's like adding two three more hours.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
That's a date to a movie or a concert is
fine if it's a date later on, but that first.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Date, see, I'm a first first date should always have
an end time. Yes, And I'm usually not a fan
of end times, especially when it's you're invited to somebody's
party and they say, oh it's from five to eight.
That's super tacky. There should never be an end time,
but for a first date there should be because if
it goes terribly off, now you have an out. Yeah
it's great, you have Oh good, I can't wait to

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see you again.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Somebody gave me a good advice when I got divorced,
and I had to get back out there, and I'm
terrible at all this stuff. This whole world is not
for me, the dating thing. And so the one thing
that I felt was very helpful. If somebody said, never
schedule a first date for dinner, just say let's meet
for drinks. Let's meet for a drink, like a happy
hour kind of thing, because there's an alley like, oh, sorry,

(01:14:24):
you know what, can't blah blah blah blah blah, got
to get out of here, got this other thing going on.
Let's schedule something done, you know, next week or something,
or if it goes really well, like you want to
grab something me, are you're kind of hungry? Yeah, that's
that was perfect.

Speaker 8 (01:14:39):
That makes sense.

Speaker 9 (01:14:39):
But also if you're supposed to go on like if
you're a girl and you're supposed to go on a
dinner date and the guy's like, actually, let's just get
get drinks, that means like you just dropped down it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:48):
Yeah, so I think happier with that, But it does
mean he's probably talking to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Someone else on scale one to ten movie theater a movie.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
It's one or it could be point five.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
Okay, dinner dinner.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
I give it a seven out of ten because you're there,
you're having conversation, drinks and free meal.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
First date drinks at a bar.

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
Oh, nine out of ten. Also you need alcohol to
kind of like be on someone.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Social assume, like coffee date kind of the same thing.
We kind of group those together. I would think.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Kind of they're different. But also I might like coffee
date more just because it's shorter amount of time to
what are your point to continue it longer if you want,
but it can be super quick. It's not the awkwardness
of paying at the end.

Speaker 8 (01:15:30):
You ever bet on a coffee date?

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
Really?

Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
Yeah, it's like a business media. It's very professional, very
like sanitized incorporated.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
A dating thing called it's just coffee or it's just lunch.

Speaker 8 (01:15:44):
There's like coffee and bagel dates like that.

Speaker 10 (01:15:47):
They're always yeah to informal and I drinks super fast empty.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
With the apps.

Speaker 17 (01:15:53):
Though it's become so popular because you don't know this
person at all, so you really want the quick coffee date.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
Depending sure the coffee is better. It's ten, No, I'd
go nine out of ten.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Okay, so it is the same as drinks at the bar.
Drinks that's how you always know where you stand with people.
If they never want to do dinner, it's just lunches. Yeah,
you know, you're not really a priority. Yeah, they're not
going to take time, especially if it's any kind of
like you know, business thing. If it's just like if
it's never like we're going to meet for a business dinner.

(01:16:24):
Business dinner is serious. They take you seriously. Business lunch,
no big deal. They get out of the office, they
get away for a little bit that they were going
to do it anyway. Correct, correct, There, they are not
committed to whatever it is you're talking about working on.
It's just basically just to be nice. Good to know
they'll do that. What about bowling?

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
You love bowling, dude, bowling ten out of ten. It's
an activity. It's competitive, which you can be flirty and
competitive in that way. There's drinks, there's food. I mean, okay,
get better.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
There is food. It's and I agree with you, it's
a good date. But the food is you know, ring pizza, burgers,
things like that. That's that's all fine. Oh, big one
on the on the text, what about like like a
plus one at a wedding or some kind of like
family event. Hell, why would you do that on a
first date.

Speaker 7 (01:17:15):
I'm not gonna lie. I kind of like it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
It's kind of a red flag, like if a guy
were invited to invite me to his family event the
first time, desperate, right kind of. But then at the
same time, it's like getting past the small talk. I'm like,
let's yeah for a first.

Speaker 10 (01:17:31):
It's super risky for the guy because it is a
family commitment.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
I have done wedding. I think I mentioned this.

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
I did a wedding once, but it was for my
fraternity brother's wedding, so he didn't care. I didn't care,
and she found it quite lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
So like, what are you giving that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
I would like that it shows that like he's not
talking to any other girls or married or I don't want.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
To go to a wedding ever. Yeah, let alone the
first date of the wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
Something you know that would be in a movie, so
it would make it exciting and you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
Don't know anyone, right, I mean I never gated people
like this, but there are the people that like to
do uh like a church date first date that's more
like the you know, they meet through religious channels, they
go to church. Yeah, we'll go Yeah, we'll go to
church on Sunday together, and that's their that's their first day.

Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
Terrible of their religion.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
But one out of one.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
Sorting event, seven out of ten for that, just because
it's tough, because a sporting event can last hours and hours.

Speaker 7 (01:18:33):
So if you're there and you're stuck with.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
Someone that reving, Yeah, yeah suck, but there's always something
to talk about. You know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
How do you talk about escape rooms just in general?
Exactly that much work, puzzles, too much work I've done,
but get I don't want to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
It sounds like the stupidest crap I've ever heard. Like
a guy asked me to go to an escape room,
I would be turned off.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
I would probably not get out. I suck at puzzles
and stuff, but I think it would be. It's fun.
It's Greg escape they do it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
I don't love him, love him, but I think they're fun.
Anything that's role playing and yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:19:11):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 10 (01:19:12):
They're kind of like, yeah you are, I need to
escape from this.

Speaker 8 (01:19:16):
I don't want to like a murder history dinner.

Speaker 19 (01:19:19):
I don't want any of that bad store, none of
yea like a one yeah one one on that one alright,
So the normal by the numbers on this h Number
one on the worst list was meeting the other person's
family or having them meet your family.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Worst also not good taking them as your plus one
to a wedding. We discussed that that's fine, along with
spending time at your place or their place. So if
it's just like first dates, like hey, come on over
and let's watch, that.

Speaker 8 (01:19:44):
Also means they're just trying to bang.

Speaker 7 (01:19:46):
It does mean that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
But ladies, here's how you take back control. You can
do that if you want. I'm not against it. If
you go do that and you don't bang him, you've
reclaimed the power. Right, They're gonna waste his time. He's
gonna be upset.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
But why would you go into going to waste his time.

Speaker 7 (01:20:01):
Because he wants he only wants to bang, he's not interested.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
Why would you say no to that date? Like no games? Right? Exactly? Maybe? Yeah,
so what would you what would you give that going
to their place? Two out of ten.

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
But for some women they can pull it off.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Other Yeah, I think the other ones were like the
you know, physical activities, swimming, gym classes, things like that.
On the flip side, the best options for a date.
Again normal by the numbers, grabbing coffee, going for a walk.

Speaker 5 (01:20:27):
That's stupid eight years old.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
I put that with hike, like the people like to
love to go hiking, Like you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
Shouldn't do that. If you're in a senior center.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Like something like a duck pond and you're walking around.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
That's okay, sorry, dreg Gay.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
I mean if you wonder man, this guy is definitely
in my pants. He wants.

Speaker 5 (01:20:53):
Pond and look at ducks.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
It's not just love that.

Speaker 8 (01:20:58):
Yeah, he's ducks.

Speaker 17 (01:20:59):
If you came prepared with bread and surprisers, bread to
feed the dogs, I would be so psyched.

Speaker 10 (01:21:06):
There's a certain demographic that would be into the.

Speaker 18 (01:21:12):
Grains.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Going after dinner. We talked about grabbing drinks at a bar,
talked about that. Going to a museum or an art
gallery if it's a cool music crag. I think museum
would be cool.

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
Yes, if it's a good museum, because you're always again,
you're always talking about something totally. You got got new
stimulation all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
You could see paintings, see artifacts. Thank you. They met
their boyfriend at a Woody Show event. What do you
think about? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
I love that, I do if you go to an
event where you're both into the same thing, that's both
the listener of the show, you automatically what.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
He proposed to his wife at a Woody Show event
or broadcast, well, there was, Yeah, that was strategic, right.
That was only because of her parents.

Speaker 8 (01:21:56):
That wasn't romantic.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
Her parents wouldn't. It wasn't It wasn't about the event.
It was because her parents. She's so close to her parents,
and I knew it would be cool for her to
be able to have them, like, uh, experience it or
they couldn't be there for it, but for them to
be able to like listen in on it. So I
knew we were doing a broadcast from this thing where

(01:22:21):
she was going to be right like we were, you know,
doing the long distance dating thing, and so that was
an opportunity for them to be able to hear it.
So they were streaming the broadcast.

Speaker 18 (01:22:30):
They know that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
I told him, Yeah, I told him that was happening
because I asked the dad. You know, I did that
whole thing because I knew that would be important to her.
So they were that they go. So they weren't at
the broadcast. They weren't have to know because it was
like the stations like Christmas concert event that we were doing.
And but I mean, you know, I just did again.
I knew that was going to be something that was
uh you know streaming. Yeah right, yeah, it would it

(01:22:54):
would be cool from before FaceTime and all that.

Speaker 24 (01:22:57):
Exactly what he was yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
There is super important, was very very cool. All right,
we'll take a break. Thank you, Morgan, thanks for having me. Yeah,
anything else that was just number one, the number ones
on the list that you had that we didn't cover
or ideas that we didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
Will I will say going to a nightclub is not
the worst idea.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
No, I'm looking for the bad ones. I'm trying to
I'm trying to get the ones out there that, you know,
maybe people should reconsider bad ones.

Speaker 7 (01:23:27):
Zo Aquarium, I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
Maybe if you're ten, if you're ten on a day.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
Animals clinic, maybe not such a hot place. You just
looking for just looking for an opportunity for us to
really make sure that we're both clean going into this.

Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
Not a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
Guys, do that?

Speaker 8 (01:23:53):
Give me your paperwork when.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
He shows next time?

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Speaker 24 (01:25:23):
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Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
All right, welcome back. We had a Morgan giving us
her ratings on a scale of one to ten and
best and worst ideas for first dates, things, things that
the things that you can do there. Yeah, we're gonna
try to find dumbass Tyler and we're gonna try to
find menji a first date. A first date, Well, SeaBASS

(01:25:58):
is not going to get married.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
I don't think you don't want to be a lot
more n I don't think my forever woman is in
the listening audience right now, Like what does that mean?
I think she's just you know, maybe she's in medical
school or complete that school, but completing her you know,
in residency or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
You know, she has somebody's specific in mind, she has
her she has this like something else going on in life,
bigger and better things. Yeah, I'm dead listening in this show.
So are you?

Speaker 6 (01:26:30):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Is this somebody you currently know?

Speaker 23 (01:26:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
No, no, I told you I'm not in a in
a relationship. Is there somebody you're targeting?

Speaker 6 (01:26:38):
I mean I feel is there some like I currently
dating Scooter Braun, But you're just holding out.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
You claim to be an expert of dating and slamming
and things like this slamming short. But what what what
are some of what have you found to be some
of the best and worst ideas when it comes to like,
at least the first date. I think Greg and I
are in the right pay age. You want something that
is is.

Speaker 6 (01:27:03):
Active but not too active, that is intellectually stimulating but
doesn't take up all your attentions.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
You can still converse, and.

Speaker 6 (01:27:10):
So things like the museum a fun music not boring crappy.

Speaker 7 (01:27:16):
What's a fun museum.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Like a city museum? The stuff is I think more
interesting than just walking around.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
The louver old boring paintings, were oil paintings or some
of those boring interactive museum.

Speaker 8 (01:27:29):
Natural history is always fun stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
Mammoth expis like the kind yeah, where you could do
like science.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
Experience stuff like that Thank you Planetarium type stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:27:40):
Yeah, and Morgan, we're kind of trailing off on this,
but I think the Morgan's obviously she's being honest about
her opinions, but I think they're still heavily tinged by
how we met Morgan, which she's got a bit of
a club rat in her still.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:27:53):
So when she says, I want to go to a nightclub,
and Morgan, you didn't really explain why nightclubs are important
for you because it shows you what about the guy.

Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
Well, I haven't been in a while, I'll say that.
But if you take a man, or he takes you
to a nightclub for the first date, it's a good
judge of if he's in the streets right, if he
knows the people like the bottle service girls, or if
he gets in and doesn't have to pay expert.

Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
A good thing, or that's a bad thing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Oh it's bad.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
I mean, if you want to be a club rat forever,
that's good. But he's going to have twenty other club
rats on his pack.

Speaker 10 (01:28:22):
So you paid attention to everything that she said. The
thing that she keeps on bringing up is finding out
if he's talking to other people. That seems to be
the most important thing to you.

Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
It is because I think the world we live in now,
it's so hard to have that trust that they're not
cheating on you or talking to someone.

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
That what Menister is also saying there is it's very
revealing of the types of guys she's even talking to
you to begin with.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
That doesn't that doesn't even.

Speaker 10 (01:28:46):
Enter mind, because she's not changing your environment. Get away
from those type of guys.

Speaker 6 (01:28:51):
She's afraid when you when you, when you really like again,
I'll give complete kudos and props to Sammy here when
you don't even but that's not even anything. You're even
on this on your radar. It's not a concern. Yeah,
you're not exposed.

Speaker 18 (01:29:02):
To it for the club. Like it's like I want
a guy who doesn't know where the club is.

Speaker 6 (01:29:08):
I don't have to test him on that because I
know it's nothing in his world whatsoever. And the thing
goes for me as a guy, I know that's that's
nothing in her world whatsoever, because that's just problems and
drama and it's a whole world.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
I don't want to be involved.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
But it's still fun though sometimes again.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Here's something like certain professions team seem to attract certain
people or personalities, right, like, what's a profession you'd never date?
They were asking people that, and chef is always at
the top of the list and ask you that question
because they're working at night on the weekends, there are
always you know, restaurants, everybody's that's right, you know, I've

(01:29:41):
heard those stories a ton, Like everybody's just like slamming,
commercial pilot, surgeon, police officer, firefighter. All those professions give
the people in them like this like you know complex
because you know they're holding people's safety in the palm
of their hands. They have that's kind of like row.

Speaker 9 (01:30:01):
And also everyone and everyone besides the surgeon, you don't
know where they're you can't find them.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
I'm saying when because what they did is they asked
a ton of people this stuff and then they compared
it to other They hey, what profession would you not
date and why? And then you start finding out about
these kind of like uh, these personality things.

Speaker 10 (01:30:18):
I don't professions. The hero complex. I think it's you
know a lot of people are like a god complex.
Now now I think a lot of people are attracted
to people that are in suits like a police uniforms
and so they so yeah, they get more options and.

Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
A commercial pilot with again props to hear things are
just those are responsible boy Scout boring people.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
I mean I would love to date a pilot.

Speaker 17 (01:30:42):
No, I would say those jobs specifically are odd hours
away a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
And you hear about like pilots and flight of tenants
and stuff on LAO, Like that's like, there's got I did.
I did see something? Uh just the other day, I know,
I just texted to my wife and I'm like, wow,
uh yeah. Top five sexiest male jobs. Number one is pilot.
Number five is TV or radio presenter. I'm like that

(01:31:11):
double dipping this guy. Ever, professions, you should never date
influencers teachers, politician, lawyer, well, teachers just because they're poor
and stupid or well says for some reason, it's drama filled.
It's a drama filled and toxic profession, and teachers are
drama hungry. That's what they Again, I'm passing the information

(01:31:31):
on this is not my take on it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:34):
Why not a lawyer.

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
They are trained to pick apart arguments and they do
the same in their relationships.

Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
I could see.

Speaker 8 (01:31:40):
That good money.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
I think it depends on the type of lawyer, like
you know, yeah, sure trial lawyers. Sure, my dad tax attorney.
He is so boring, yeah, and.

Speaker 8 (01:31:49):
Not like a public defender.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
They don't make much right. Also on stand up comic, well, yeah,
they're always they're always on, they're always traveling, they're angry.
This is too many of them. You stand up as
a replacement therapy. There you go, and the pay is
only good if you're one of the top comics. And
if you listen to a podcast.

Speaker 10 (01:32:06):
The amount of STDs they said they've had.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
Here's a random one. The profession you shouldn't date palaeontologist
why says the work takes them away for months at
a time, And museum pay is crap. Jones a woody
show in honor of past gas Day, which is and

(01:32:35):
I just I pulled it up an observance of acknowledging
the universal and natural bodily function of flatulence, with people
often sharing funny stories or recognizing it as a normal
part of digestion. It's a day to playfully embrace a
topic often considered taboo, highlighting that passing gas or flatulence

(01:32:57):
is a healthy metabolic process. We never do that, Yeah, nou.
If if what this is saying is true, it's it's
very disappointing to hear. Uh. According to teachers gen Alpha,
the youngest of the young, right, they don't find farts

(01:33:17):
funny anymore? What No farts are not funny? The kids.
This is the first recording to parents and teachers of
these gen alpha kids. And where have we failed this? Ye? Yeah,
I have a little I have a little video. This
is one of the videos that's on on social media
about this.

Speaker 8 (01:33:33):
So you're saying that nobody laughs if you fart in class.

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
Yeah, nobody's normal. It's a normal bodily function.

Speaker 8 (01:33:40):
But but what if it's stinky?

Speaker 20 (01:33:43):
I'll just say, excuse me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
If we farted in class, we got made fun of.
So hard is the world healing?

Speaker 8 (01:33:52):
I don't like the maturity.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Yeah, but what influences the world healing? What influenced them
to feel that way? Well, the no bullying movement, Yeah,
it ruined.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
It can't point out anybody else's you know, faux pause laws.

Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
So that's the mentality. If you fart, it's just a
normal biological thing.

Speaker 6 (01:34:08):
And don't you know, don't judge your appreciate Yeah, kids
think they're funny.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
It's on you bar with's sneezing.

Speaker 8 (01:34:14):
I guess, yeah, our kids are holding down.

Speaker 27 (01:34:17):
My son will cut one and immediately like bea some butt,
will say disgusting thing. Have you guys ever heard a
fart referred to as this He'll be like he'll fart
and be like that was juicy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah, it's pretty gross. It's pretty
grass juicy. Or when they're hot hot, the hot ones,
the ones who are just like just just this hot
hot air, not just a regular I mean, I guess
anything coming from your body is is hot or warm,
but like the hot ones, for whatever reason, they stink
the most.

Speaker 9 (01:34:49):
I saw this thing on Instagram that said if if
if your fart is like cold, that's just air and
it doesn't stink. But like you said, if it's hot,
it's gas and it stinks.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
The ones that are sharp, the sharp one, the sharp
one that sounds. That's a greg from from August of
twenty seventeen.

Speaker 8 (01:35:16):
You're so proud of that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
I could see the hot thing making sense because it's
more active fermentation.

Speaker 8 (01:35:20):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Here's a sea bass from March of twenty twenty one.
Do I remember that one?

Speaker 6 (01:35:31):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
We call that one storm of bruin so that one
feels cold to you? Don't remember that? This is This
is a woody from November of twenty sixteen. So that's
a sharp one.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
It's like a border, right. And then then and then
here's a Greg. This is a Greg from let's see
June of twenty man. Twenty seventeen was a good year
for Greg. This is the second one from the same
Oh god.

Speaker 18 (01:36:03):
Did you guys a doctor after that one?

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
See it's so funny and hear you guys, that's sick.
She washer, that's dis past gas day.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
You ever have like a pocket of air that kind
of gets trapped and then you go to sit down
and it just goes like like it's like a leftover fart.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
No, just me, just me this.

Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
Morning, and just just in this room where it pops.

Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
Yeah, that was because that was the Morgan that was
from August of twenty twenty five. I was like pushing
in a wooden chair. Yeah, and that became Yeah, that
that became what we used for fortoot there it is. Yeah,
little tag team.

Speaker 28 (01:36:47):
Back again, gets less begin party party people let me here,
so normal d season the house jumped up, but Joe
says the.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Body over Yeah, a party over there.

Speaker 28 (01:36:55):
Wave behands then yeah, sake the dead. Yeah, these three
words when you're getting by whoop day, it is man, God.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Are we better than this? No, or we're not? Tell Yeah,
that's right. Yeah, it's not acknowledging the universal and natural
body function of flatulus part of nature. Yep, taboo. Sure,
but it's a healthy metabolic process. Toot there. It is

(01:37:49):
eight seven seven forty four what he text us over
to to to So dumk, this is no jump back
into Woody show love connection because we were talking about
for a while. It's been a while since Menji and
his ex girlfriend broke up. It's been a number of

(01:38:10):
months now, so he's he's recovered, he's available. Yeah, he's recovered.
And we asked him if he'd be open to, you know,
getting set up like a love connection kind of thing.
They said he'd be open to it like that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
Yeah, So Menji works, Meni works in the production apart.
We all say, yeah, there's Bort and Menji in there
with Bort, you know, cutting up audio and doing things
like that. How long you've been working here?

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
How many months?

Speaker 24 (01:38:36):
My gosh, how many months? I'm going to say two
months to a year, so that what is that?

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Ten months? A radio sounds like something. This sounds like
a sucker thinking right now, ten months, ten months, and
then of course dumbass Tyler always on the problem, back
on the payroll here at the Woody Show, and back

(01:39:02):
on the problem. Yeah, he had dumb ass Tina who
they were talking for a little while.

Speaker 8 (01:39:08):
They're getting ready to hold and you knew.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
Man, when it was stalled that we hadn't even really
held hands. Well it wasn't that, just the scheduling just
never worked out over but that that that that is
a that is a sign man.

Speaker 26 (01:39:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:39:21):
Also on top of it, I will say this massive
distance apart from where they live. Like, I don't know
why he never makes it convenient to somebody that he's dating.
It's always like somebody like super far away. It's never
like somebody that But the point is he needed to
see on a regular basis the point like my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
And I when we first started, because we knew each
other when we did live in the same city, and
then we had moved apart and stayed friends and decided
to have a long distance relationship. And the whole idea was, look,
if this doesn't work out, we'll never have to see
each other. We're living two completely different places. Smart, but
once you're you know, making a go of it, you'll

(01:39:59):
figure out pretty quickly. It's like, if you want that
drive to spend even more time together, And that's exactly
obviously what happened. Been married now for seventeen years. If
they really did like each other, they would have despite
the distance, they would have found the time. They would
have made the time. But yeah, they just didn't. According
to a new report, men are heavy contributors to what

(01:40:20):
some are calling a dating crisis. The reports is a
nearly seventy percent of men admitted to either never or
rarely updating their dating profile after they create it, and
the experts say the reason for this is because men
are emotionally disengaged from the process of dating. And they
also add that due to many mixed messages sent about

(01:40:41):
masculinity by the media and you just dudes overall kind
of feeling discouraged with dating before it even starts. It
seems it seems to be more difficult than ever, even
though it's easier than ever too. I would think with
all the apps and the things that you have at
your disposal, yeah it would be too easy, but it
seems like everything else has gotten super difficult. But that's

(01:41:02):
the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:41:03):
When it's so easy you don't even try.

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
Yeah. True, but you know women are obviously there's they're
spending more time updating their profiles. They're making more of
an effort than dudes are.

Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
Fair though, not being in this world and haven't been
in the dating world for well over a decade, what
is to update?

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
I don't get it well, new.

Speaker 8 (01:41:22):
Picture, refresh things, new pictures, and.

Speaker 10 (01:41:24):
Say in communication like yeah right now more than ever
younger people if there, if you're a male and you
have actual communication skills and business and life and and dating,
you're gonna go so far. But there's so many males
these days that have grown up online just communicating through
video games not in person, that their communication skills suck

(01:41:47):
so hard.

Speaker 8 (01:41:47):
And then you throw COVID on top of that, the
practice talking about.

Speaker 10 (01:41:51):
Then you get chat GBTE like chat gbt's talking to
each other.

Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
They don't know how to communicate. Well, let's see if
we can do any kind of miracle here for Menji
or dumb ass Tyler. Right, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna
start with Menji, And much like they do on these
touches of shows, give us like a like a quick
like a thirty second elevator pitch.

Speaker 24 (01:42:09):
On you and why you would be a great guy
to go out on a date with. Okay, okay, I
am a little bit about you. Yeah, I work in radio.
I work on a really great show here. I am
a drummer, so kind of a musician as well. And uh,
one of my New Year New Year's resolutions is learning

(01:42:31):
how to play the guitar, so expanding musical knowledge as well.
I've worked in film and TV and radio, so I
know that's important for a lot of people, I think.

Speaker 8 (01:42:42):
And personality.

Speaker 24 (01:42:43):
Personality, yeah, that makes you.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
What makes you like a great guy to go out?

Speaker 8 (01:42:47):
What would a girl say, is like one of your
best qualities?

Speaker 24 (01:42:50):
Well, once I open up, I am actually really funny.
I think I'm really funny. I can make people laugh drunk. Yeah,
I'm a good time definitely at the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
What's your idea of a of a of a good
first date?

Speaker 24 (01:43:06):
Lets it go good first day. I think all my
first dates have been so very long. Everyone says have
a time limit, Right for me, it's almost like I
blow past that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
I always do.

Speaker 24 (01:43:17):
Here's the first date, and then we're gonna do the
second and the third later later on the day. So
it's a whole day event.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
He's like a lesbian. He moves in quick. What does
that entail? Like where you going that? This date just
kind of goes all day, Like what type of event?

Speaker 24 (01:43:33):
So maybe probably start with a movie, we go get
lunch later and then uh, I don't know, we go
down to the beach something like that, and then dinner
and then you know it's it's late.

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
He's got his own car, a very long day. He
drives very four right yep, drives a V for quality choice.
You know, he's very reliable, just like the rav Yeah,
nice plug there. They're a proud sponsor the show and
it's a yeah and and it's true. And then what
are you looking for right now? Are you looking for

(01:44:07):
just someone to do some fun stuff with? Would you
like to be in a relationship? What do you what
do you look for? Like what kind of what kind
of a what kind of lady are you typically attracted
to that you're that you're looking out.

Speaker 24 (01:44:19):
For someone that's very understanding. I mean very understanding in
the sense of, like we don't have a regular schedule.

Speaker 3 (01:44:26):
It's not a nine.

Speaker 24 (01:44:29):
And you know, you can't always be readily available to
do things because it's always like, oh, here's work, go home,
go rest, and then wake up and we're gonna do
more work. And I'll have a few moments here and there.
So somebody that's really under the week during the week,
during the week, during it's not a seven day a

(01:44:49):
week job. It is a during the week thing. And
you got to save a lot of your fun stuff
for you know, Friday night, Saturday night.

Speaker 13 (01:44:55):
Come.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (01:44:56):
And then also somebody that is very understanding of hey,
and anything that happens is maybe may appear on the radio.
It's something made here. You know, it's massive audience. Okay, Menji,
have you been married before? No, never been, but he
wasn't a long term relationship, yes, okay? And then yeah,

(01:45:19):
and then you know what what is your type?

Speaker 11 (01:45:21):
Like?

Speaker 28 (01:45:22):
Tall?

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
Small?

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:45:25):
You know, big booties. Are you more of a boob guy?

Speaker 24 (01:45:28):
And ask guy like uh, I would say, definitely a
boob guy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
Boob guy? All right, blondes, brunettes, redheads? What do you
what do you have?

Speaker 28 (01:45:37):
No hair?

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
No hair?

Speaker 24 (01:45:39):
Blonde brunettes.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
That yeah. That This is where I started getting to
the nitty gritty of right right right, older younger.

Speaker 24 (01:45:51):
I've always dated younger, is it okay, if they if
they have kids, uh yeah, yeah my or have been
in and been previously married. You're with that totally open, Okay,
totally open.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
All right? And then about uh like how far is
too far? Like we're talking about the distance thing, like
how far would be too far? I probably wouldn't do
another state? All right, he's very okay. Let's put it
in terms of driving time, like would you do two hours? Uh?

Speaker 24 (01:46:21):
Yeah, I've actually been in a relationship where I had
to drive two hours? I guess similar to to uh
d at over there?

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
Yeah, Now are you? Are you someone who would you
be open to the idea of not to put any
kind of pressure on it, but like, is marriage something
that you think that you want your life? Or having
kids is something you think you want your life? You know,
I was ruminating on this because you guys, you put
it in my head, brought it up. You brought it
up and put it in my head, and I'm like,
you know what, maybe maybe that that doesn't sound too bad.

(01:46:54):
That's all that's all you can ask, because you know,
that's a deal break for some people either either yes
or no, It depends on you know, how they feel
about it. Yeah, just put it out there. We're looking
for We're looking for a woman who would be willing
to go on a first date with Menji. All expenses paid,
by the way. Oh well yeah, just much like the
dating it like, we'll pay, We'll pay for the date.

(01:47:20):
Men I need some recommendations on red light men can
we can we post like some kind of like like photo. Yeah,
I was.

Speaker 10 (01:47:28):
Waiting to see if we were going to do a
photo with Menji and Tyler or.

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
I think we do. Think we do individual because.

Speaker 10 (01:47:36):
Visual, but I'll do individual within the same post. Okay, yeah,
all right, because somebody said, do we have pictures of
these papers? Okay, We'll wait till the segment ends and
then I'll get some glamour shots.

Speaker 8 (01:47:47):
That has incredible skins.

Speaker 3 (01:47:51):
What do you think is your best feature?

Speaker 24 (01:47:53):
My best feature? Probably I don't I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:47:59):
He also does have a nice head of hair, Yeah,
great hair.

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
Probably my hair.

Speaker 24 (01:48:03):
Actually my hair. I have product in my hair, but
like when I don't have it, my hair is so
soft you could run your hair fingers.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
Through that thing. Sammy or Gina anymore any more? Things
that like from from a female's perpective that you might
be interested in if you were listening to this thinking
maybe considering a date with Menji. I have a feeling.

Speaker 9 (01:48:20):
I have a feeling you don't have anything on the
top of mind for this, but just so we can
weed out whoever we need to eat out. Is there
just an ultimate deal breaker, Like there's this one personality
trait or this job or whatever I cannot mess with.

Speaker 24 (01:48:32):
Okay, this is one. This is gonna be really weird,
really weird already, but I can't do somebody somebody that
has green eyes?

Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
No, what's that about?

Speaker 13 (01:48:48):
Pat?

Speaker 22 (01:48:49):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
So I went back through.

Speaker 24 (01:48:51):
My dating history and I'm like, every negative relationship trait
I've ever had, they've always had green eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:48:59):
That is fast.

Speaker 24 (01:49:00):
And I'm like, that's the one commonality between all of
those girls.

Speaker 8 (01:49:04):
Okay, green eyed chicks hit the pavements.

Speaker 10 (01:49:06):
We're hazel though there's a little bit of green in there.

Speaker 24 (01:49:09):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Times blues sometimes, but totally like.

Speaker 24 (01:49:13):
More on the green side. I'm like, Okay, this might
be trouble.

Speaker 17 (01:49:16):
Okay, So I would want to know if you are
the tip because you see, you're very open all around.

Speaker 18 (01:49:21):
Right, I'm open to this, I'm open to that, But
are you the type.

Speaker 17 (01:49:24):
Who's going to be like dating multiple girls at one
time because you're so open to whatever, or are you
a more like monogamous type of person by nature?

Speaker 24 (01:49:34):
Definitely, definitely monogamous. I cannot do you know the whole
Have you had a one night stand?

Speaker 3 (01:49:40):
Yes?

Speaker 25 (01:49:40):
You have?

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
Yes, I have. I missed out you've never never never,
not once? Yeah, but couldn't do it. I felt guilty.
Fun I know, I have so many regrets.

Speaker 24 (01:49:52):
That's why I can't do it, because I would feel
guilty if I'm dating multiple people and going, Okay, I'm
going behind somebody's backs.

Speaker 8 (01:49:58):
So he's a good guy.

Speaker 6 (01:50:00):
Answer, good answer, Yeah, Okay, the Texters would like to
know how you are too.

Speaker 24 (01:50:05):
Oh I just turned thirty three, just had a birthday
January second there.

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
Okay, all right, So that's that's Menji and we'll we'll
post his his profile away if people want to find
on social media, if they want to just you know,
stalk that way.

Speaker 24 (01:50:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, just search up director Menji.

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
Director. Sounds like someone's got a casting couch sliding in
your d MS already.

Speaker 13 (01:50:30):
Here.

Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
My nurse friend slash co worker is single and has
nice cans and brown eyes. Nice from them we will
post their photos at the what Show on Instagram. Make
it easy. Menji sounds like a bland dork, But that's
okay because I am too. See I'm telling you, I
think again. We're looking to set up Menji on a
first date and again we'll we'll pay for the date,

(01:50:53):
but just to just see if it works out. Maybe
and maybe you're in that situation too, like I don't know.
I'm willing to give it.

Speaker 24 (01:50:58):
I'm willing to give it a shot and see what happens,
you know, all right, well yeah again to the text
bland surface level.

Speaker 3 (01:51:05):
Yeah yeah, but yeah, but once once I all right,
So then then uh, and then dumbass Tyler is here,
and then we'll we'll ask Tyler some of those same
questions and we'll come back. We're going to try to
find the same thing for you, Tyler. We're gonna try
to find someone to send you out on a first
date with. And then uh, and then we'll see if

(01:51:27):
we can make this happen for you. Fellas it's the
year of Love, says he's open to getting married. Yeah, yeah, crazy,
I know. I'm having a hard time too. All right,
so we'll dig into dumb ass Tyler. Next, if you
are a person who might be interested in going on
a on a date with with menjie, hit us up
on the text over to two to nine eight seven
or even better. Yeah, hit us up with an email

(01:51:49):
and then we'll send. Uh, we'll send Morgan through the
emails and uh, then see what you can find there.

Speaker 8 (01:51:54):
What's the email.

Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
Email at the woodieshow dot com. So email at the
woodieshow dot com. You want to send a picture? Great?
Not not necessary? Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:52:04):
Is uh?

Speaker 3 (01:52:05):
Is there any kind of body type it's off limits
to be honest, body time, like how big is too big?
How little is too little? Like some people like like
some people like man, I can't date it, like Morgan
says she can't date anybody under however tall you know
or whatever?

Speaker 24 (01:52:20):
Like is right right right? I would say, just not
not overly big. I can't handle too much to woman,
too much, lady for you, too much, lady for me?

Speaker 3 (01:52:31):
Okay, yeah yeah. People don't want to say it, but
you know you have those same like everybody please did
you go like no, that's that's just not for me.

Speaker 10 (01:52:43):
He's trying to say, I don't want to waste anybody's time,
trying to say NFC.

Speaker 3 (01:52:47):
Wait, no fat checks.

Speaker 24 (01:52:49):
Oh there, yeah, there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:52:52):
H Well, we'll take the break and then we'll dig
into dumbass Tyler here on this round of what what
do you show love connection? I feel like we could.
I feel like you will find somebody, at least for Menji.
I don't know about dumb ass Tyler. I guess somebody
said trying to find a date for a guy you
public could call dumbass is like trying to find a
blind guy for a baseball umpiring job. Yeah, you'll find one,

(01:53:14):
but you have to start questioning how desperate this person
is and what's wrong with them? Geeze, all right, that's
next on the Woodie Show. Hang on, no show a
Woody show. All right, so we have we have Menji

(01:53:36):
all locked in, and ladies, if you're interested in going
on just a first date with Menji, let us know,
hit us up email at the woodieshow dot com, or
you can you get text in and uh, we'll see
if we have any takers men Jonorous, we'll see. And
then we got that dumb ass Tyler who thought he

(01:53:57):
had one on the line and then it got away,
you know, just pulled the hook. Right out of its mouths.
When's the last time you were in like a relationship?
About two years? Two years ago? All right? And then
what's your longest relationship? Been year and a half? A
year and a half, and you've never been married before?

Speaker 13 (01:54:16):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:54:17):
Okay? And how old are you? I am just turned
thirty four, just turned thirty four years old. So, ladies,
we also offer up there from our Woodes show stock
of single gentlemen, the man we call dumb Ass Tyler. Yes, yay, alright,
So dumb ass Tyler, what kind of situation are you?

(01:54:37):
Are you looking for.

Speaker 25 (01:54:41):
Something that's somewhere between casual and serious, maybe a little
bit more on the serious side, but I know it
takes a little bit to get up to that.

Speaker 3 (01:54:49):
Just kind of go give us a give us a
thirty second elevator style pitch on. You tell us a
little bit about yourself. Okay.

Speaker 25 (01:54:57):
I'm a great guy. I'm really into sports, care a
lot about the work I do. I also love being
at home and just chilling as much as I love
going out. As far as stuff I like to do, uh's,
going out for drinks is pretty fun.

Speaker 3 (01:55:11):
I do like movies.

Speaker 25 (01:55:14):
Sporting is always really cool. So if you're in sports
of any kind. That is a huge plus. Love animals.
Animals are dope, video games are cool. Started getting back
into reading, which is really nice, and uh.

Speaker 3 (01:55:25):
You read, yeah a little bit, really like what.

Speaker 25 (01:55:29):
I have a couple of sports books, but I'm in
the middle of reading a Stephen King book right now.

Speaker 3 (01:55:33):
Oh okay, horror. Yeah, So trying to branch out what's
an idea. What's your idea of an ideal first date?

Speaker 25 (01:55:41):
Something competitive with drinks attached, because I want to know.
One of the first things I want to know is
how competitive you are? Okay, so, and I don't know
that arts important. Darts would be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:55:54):
You want somebody who's competitive.

Speaker 25 (01:55:55):
I would prefer someone who's a little more competitive as
opposed to not competitive at all, because I think it's just.

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
More fun that way in a relationship. Is it like
you want somebody to be the more dominant personality, like
the more person like men is not in control of
his own house, he's prefer Yeah, Like that's that's that's
what works for for him, right, I love it. For others,
it's more of like a more of like a fifty
to fifty. You know, some people just want to be,

(01:56:22):
you know, taken care of as opposed to do mine.
Mine is definitely closer to fifty fifty fifty to fifty because.

Speaker 25 (01:56:27):
I don't want to do absolutely everything, but I'm not
going to allow the other person to do everything either.

Speaker 3 (01:56:32):
Okay, makes sense?

Speaker 8 (01:56:34):
Sure, all right, it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:56:36):
All right, it sounds good, ladies. Questions for dumbass Tyler.

Speaker 8 (01:56:40):
Yeah, same question that I asked Benji.

Speaker 9 (01:56:41):
Are there any absolute deal breakers that the girls should
just weed themselves out?

Speaker 20 (01:56:47):
First?

Speaker 3 (01:56:47):
This is a very niche one.

Speaker 25 (01:56:50):
If you want to college and you have a degree
in psychology, leave me alone. I want nothing to do
with you, all right, I mean, why is that you
don't want to be One of my ex girlfriends went
to college for that and she knew how to pick
apart my brain and it was the worst ever.

Speaker 3 (01:57:09):
Was she right or was she no? Knowing?

Speaker 25 (01:57:12):
Like a mean, mentally abusive type of ways.

Speaker 3 (01:57:16):
It was just exhausting. It It was a nightmare. And
also it seems like the people who study that the
most are the people who need it the most. I
would completely agree, right, Yeah, yeah, that.

Speaker 24 (01:57:28):
Though, any any girl that also listens to podcasts that
do have that same topic, like self healthy Yeah, I
don't mind.

Speaker 25 (01:57:38):
A self healthy podcast because I've it's like if you
know how to pick apart my brain.

Speaker 24 (01:57:43):
I don't like it, Okay, because I had an ex
that was literally how you described it. But her she
was not a psychology major. She just listened to podcasts.

Speaker 10 (01:57:51):
Yeah becomes personality.

Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
Yeah, it became her personality. It was the worst. Here's
a text. Are these guys not able to pull girls?
They're not bad looking?

Speaker 20 (01:57:58):
True?

Speaker 10 (01:57:58):
So yeah, they're upon her right now at the Woody
Show show check it out.

Speaker 3 (01:58:02):
I will say this, it's not for me personally. It's
not that I can't.

Speaker 25 (01:58:06):
It's just that when I've been online on apps, it's
the worst ever. Yeah, just I don't like.

Speaker 3 (01:58:12):
The small talk. I get along better with people that
I already know, at least a little bit. I'm gonna say,
how do you find that you have met people people
that you have dated? Like, how have how have you met?
Are you the one that goes up and approaches them
and like how do you break the ice of them?

Speaker 25 (01:58:27):
I've done that a few times, just in a casual conversation,
just like I noticed something and I said something and
it's like all right, cool, we broke the ice exchange
numbers one on a couple of dates here and there.
Most of the people where I've been in a relationship
with I knew them for at least a couple months before.

Speaker 3 (01:58:41):
Okay, it's just a little bit easier though, like when
you made out with a former co worker. Who's to say.

Speaker 10 (01:58:49):
Now, I haven't been in these with menji, but I
have been around Tyler because I known Tyler I don't
know how many years now, and uh, the ladies do
love Tyler. Now, I don't know how much he closes
the deal, but like you don't mind being around him?
What were you saying, Like you had a conversation with
Tyler about yeah, just recently, you know, and we were

(01:59:11):
we were in Cabo, and we were about we were
around a lot of ladies that did love Tyler, and
they asked him like, what are what are the things
that are into when it comes to ladies, you know,
what are your requirements?

Speaker 3 (01:59:24):
His response was do they have legs?

Speaker 25 (01:59:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:59:30):
And then also wait, one other thing.

Speaker 10 (01:59:33):
Our friends like to say that his type of ladies
are called milk mamas.

Speaker 3 (01:59:38):
Milk mamas, yeah, meaning.

Speaker 10 (01:59:40):
Was so they look like girls that drink whole milk
whole milk girls. Yeah, so like his requirements. I mean,
I don't want to speak for you. There's not really
a lot. So there's not really a lot. I will
say this.

Speaker 25 (01:59:53):
I'm a lot or I'm way more attracted to personality
as opposed to physicality. If your personality is great, You're done.
Like that, that's all I need.

Speaker 3 (02:00:03):
Okay, Now it's important you know that they have a
current living situation, like, is it okay? If they still
live at home? I really don't care. I'm not super
picky about that. They have to have their own car, Okay, yeah, no,
that's what. You have to have your own car. But
if you still live at home, not that big of
a deal. All right.

Speaker 25 (02:00:22):
If you have a kid, I understand a lot of
people my age in the dating pool have kids already.
That's fine. Age range, age range I've The youngest I've
ever dated was nine years younger, and the oldest I've
ever dated was eleven years old. WOA, So I have
a pretty big range.

Speaker 14 (02:00:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (02:00:40):
Like I said, if it just if the personality connects,
it doesn't really matter.

Speaker 3 (02:00:43):
Like okay, all right, Gina, Sammy, any other questions for
dumb ass Tyler as ladies that you would think the
other ladies would be interested in.

Speaker 17 (02:00:51):
Well, what I'm curious about is because you mentioned you're
looking for something a little more on the serious side
versus just casual, and how much commitment do you have
room for in your life for a serious relationship to
come in.

Speaker 25 (02:01:05):
So this is what I meant when I say you
kind of go with the flow because you don't want
to start off as like Okay, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (02:01:10):
To come of course.

Speaker 28 (02:01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (02:01:11):
But the more and more I like this person, the
more and more I decide like, Okay, I'm gonna commit
a little bit more.

Speaker 17 (02:01:16):
Okay, because the last girl you seem to not have
too much time for, So do you have enough time
to accommodate?

Speaker 25 (02:01:22):
I personally have enough time to accommodate. It was just
both of our schedules were all over the place, so
neither one of us could make it work. But me, personally,
I have plenty of time. Oh have you ever had
a one nice stand?

Speaker 3 (02:01:34):
Yes? And I absolutely hated it. Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 25 (02:01:37):
Why, I've always thought that when it comes to the
physical stuff, it's a lot better if you have a
previous connection with that person.

Speaker 8 (02:01:44):
I'm saying all the right things.

Speaker 9 (02:01:45):
And also do you not that necessarily are you friends
with any of your ex'es? But were all of your
breakups like some big drama or did they just go?

Speaker 3 (02:01:54):
Be honest, I think two of.

Speaker 25 (02:01:56):
Them were pretty clean cut, Andrety mutual, and the rest
of them, they were mostly like kind of drama field
just because the other person.

Speaker 10 (02:02:06):
Well, okay, medistone is about one of them very specifically,
but that was your fault.

Speaker 3 (02:02:10):
You kept going back to the I know, I know,
I know. You don't go back. Okay, I learned my lesson.
You don't go back to the wellbody cheating? Uh they're him? Yeah,
I'm say they just knew that. But I have I
have had someone cheat on me before. Have you have
you ever cheated?

Speaker 1 (02:02:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:02:25):
In anyway?

Speaker 1 (02:02:26):
No?

Speaker 25 (02:02:27):
And that's my other thing too. All I ask just
communicate and just be honest. I'm not trying to play
a game and figure out what's wrong with you.

Speaker 3 (02:02:33):
Just tell me. I don't care, all right?

Speaker 10 (02:02:36):
The drama field one is this. They knew that they
could call you and ned Yeah, and you know who
that was? It was the psychology person.

Speaker 3 (02:02:45):
Sucked.

Speaker 22 (02:02:46):
All right.

Speaker 3 (02:02:46):
Well, if if you are sitting here going you know
what I I don't think i'd mind going on a
on a first date with dumbass Tyler. Well, you can
hit up our Instagram at the Woody Show. We have
profiles for both those dudes on there right now. Again,
we'll pay for the date. Yeah, it's just it's just
a one and done, like maybe not a one and done,
but just like like the the the as far as

(02:03:06):
you know, uh what, we're ha and there anybody willing
to give dumbass Tiler a shot again, just like a
dinner and whatever kind of thing. We'll pay for that
and then just see what see what happens, you see
where it goes at the Woodies Show on our Instagram.
You can also hit us up an email email at
the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 10 (02:03:23):
The comments are rolling in, all right, okay, yeah yeah
you no thanks, sick ass, fulls obesity on the spectrum.
Not bad looking guys. I'm calling three months before they're
both dating.

Speaker 11 (02:03:35):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (02:03:35):
Is that a menace prediction? I know?

Speaker 10 (02:03:37):
This is just in the comment on Instagram. Also they
tag Sammy and Morgan. I like both. That's from some dude.
And then I'm here for the comments and then resharing
for the ladies.

Speaker 3 (02:03:52):
Appreciate that this is I don't I don't want to
say for the run. This is a legitimate effort to
get a date for each Menji and dumbass Tyler and
not a double date. You guys can go on your own,
on your own thing unless you want that. At the
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but poverty can't buy anything. That's a good one. Yeah,
that's another fun quote that might have to go on
my collection of ques.

Speaker 9 (02:05:37):
What was it Coco Schanell who said money can't buy
the most expensive things, but they can buy the second
most expensive things.

Speaker 3 (02:05:43):
Oh, I like that. I thank you very much, Greg Gory.
Would we thank you so much for giving the Woody
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