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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
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Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, Alright. It is Thursday. It's a
pre Friday, a throwback Thursday. It is The Woody Show. Yeah,
January the eighth, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Mo.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Name is what that is?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Greg Gory would where you got Venice Hi? Gina Gratis here,
Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
This is good morning to you.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Sammy is here. She's our executive producer. We have our
as sociate producer Morgan, our video producer, Vaughn Dumbass. Tyler
is here.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I realize he is titleist.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Really, I mean he's a producer, but I doesn't really
have a Yeah, a title wanderer. We'll save that for
when he needs a raise and we can give him
a title and say, oh, there's your ra Snorlaps. Then
we have Bort and Menji holding things down the Woody
Show production department.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Thank you for being here.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
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rich on Tech today, our friend, our tech correspondent, rich
on Tech at rich on Tech on social media. He's
at CEES in Las Vegas. So there is a ton
It is the super Bowl of Tech. It's it's happening

(01:47):
right now. So a lot of cool stuff to be
made aware of. Also, the week in Audio Sea Best
is gonna have that for us, some of the trending
news headlines. We're getting some of the entertainment stuff. Birthdays
and Porno Birthday coming up today. You're on the wood
Show Throwback Thursday. I did have something that I wanted
to read, and this is I think this is really
going to hit the gen xers okay, because it was

(02:08):
a post all about like the nineties and what and
it was like all the showing like all these different
clips from different things, TV shows, events, news events. But
it was like if you as a gen xer, if
your life kind of flashed before your eyes, this is
the kind of stuff you'd see. And it was like,
oh man, it really made you miss the nineties. And

(02:29):
a lot of people say that the nineties were like
the last great generation. And there was this one comment
on the Instagram post. In fact, I'll repost the Instagram
thing that I'm reading off of here, but so you
can see all those video clips and stuff. It says,
they'll say every generation thinks this, but that's just that
it's just a nostalgia talking. But the truth is the nineties,

(02:51):
for the last decade that didn't scream at us. No
notifications clawing at our attention, no algorithm deciding who we
were supposed to be, No endless scroll convincing us that
we were behind, lacking, failing. Life had pauses built into it.
We waited, we wondered, We got bored, and boredom made
us creative, not anxious. We rode bikes until the street

(03:12):
lights came on. We knocked on doors instead of sending texts.
We memorized phone numbers and burned CDs. We rewound tapes
easy for me to say, and learned patients because patience
was unavoidable, and somehow that made everything feel earned. Music mattered,
not because it went viral, but because it felt like
it belonged to us. Songs didn't chase trends. They told

(03:35):
the truth, even when the truth was messy, loud, or sad.
We didn't skip heartbreak, We sat in it. Movies let
moments breathe shows were once a week. If you missed them,
you missed them, and instead of panicking, we talked about
it at school the next day like it was folklore.
Shared experiences. They were real, not fragmented into comment sections

(03:58):
and reaction clips. Xeties trusted us, trusted us to figure
things out without GPS, trusted us to fail without broadcasting it,
trusted us to grow up without turning our childhood into content.
We made mistakes privately, we healed quietly. We became ourselves
without a million strangers weighing in. And here's the part
we forgot. The nineties were far from perfect, but they

(04:21):
were honest. Life wasn't filtered. People didn't pretend everything was
okay all the time. We just had to show up,
and showing up was enough. That decade gave us something rare.
Room room to be awkward, room to be bored, room
to dream without immediately monetizing the dream. We didn't know
we were standing at the edge of something ending, the
last inhale before the world went digital, fast, loud, and relentless.

(04:44):
We didn't know how good we had it because the
best moments never announced themselves. They happened quietly, completely and
then one day you look back and realize that was it.
So if you missed the nineties, you're not stuck, you're
not romanticizing. I'm like, wow, Like there was so much
about that. I'm like, we agree with that at least.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
And I think about like, you know.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
My kids, you know, being teenagers, and that's when you
screw up, and that's when you do things or whatever,
and like it would happen and you would screw up.
It's not like it went viral. If he did something stupid,
it didn't live forever.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
On the internet.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Potential to ruin your life exactly right, Like you know
now you know, like you were able to screw things up,
learn from it, and then never have to speak of
it or see it or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Again, here's the throwback for you kind of like early
two thousands where a kid did something stupid and he
said it like pretty much ruined his life. It took
him like twenty plus years to get over it. Do
you remember the Star Wars kid? Oh yeah, he was
just like yeah, he was just like no, it was
actually at school and like just studio and it was
just yeah, and he was pretending that he was like

(05:59):
doing like, you know, all these moves and Star Wars
and the video got uploaded and he was like mortified,
he had changed schools all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
So, but how would that affect you for twenty years?
That was because when you're a kid.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
You took him years.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Embarrass yeah, okay, personal to get over. It was like
is eventually you.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Know, just from doing Star Wars moves. That was the
whole thing.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, because he pretty it was pretty dwarky, yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, and.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
So many TV shows.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
Yeah, the kids just being a kid, and now he's
got trauma for twenty years.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, anything after gen X it doesn't really speak to
because that I mean, that's that's when all the digital
age of the Internet, the social media stuff all started.
It really was the last and a lot of generation
of just how things used to be.

Speaker 9 (06:45):
Like I agree with what you read. A lot of
that stuff is just factual. If you missed a show,
you missed the show. If you didn't tape it, you
couldn't tape it. He didn't have it anymore, and there.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Was no spoiler watch it. Like people just talked about
it the next day. And that was part of like
the cool thing, part of the reason that you wanted
to make sure that you watched it because to be
part of that conversation in the next day.

Speaker 9 (07:01):
And the thing that I I don't want to say
disagree with but don't like and you know, I'm just
very nitpicky person. No, it says we suffered heartbreak in
private and we didn't have you know, we weren't humiliated
in front of millions. That's your own doing. If you're
at the hospital and posting about it, then that's your problem.
You can still live that way where you have private

(07:22):
moments you have to post every damn tape in the world.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I think maybe that's is that talking about if somebody
else is videotaping you, like you're just somewhere, like maybe
you're super drunk and doing something sure that you shouldn't
be doing, or you know, you're you're having a bad day.

Speaker 9 (07:38):
Yeah, but a lot of people now just love yeah
posting every last negative it's your fault.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
I'll make sure that that's a that's on our Instagram story.
You could because all the videos and all the stuff
that they're showing from all the different things, a lot
of MTV stuff in there, obviously, because that's the generation,
but a lot of different things. You're like, oh my god,
I totally forgot about oh and you really, dude, just
get it just washes over you that whole like kind
of really cool nostalgia first.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Like nineties was cool. But Greg, you agree, maybe woody
eighties dude, but.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
I really lived the nineties more as like a like
a like a teenager and young adult, right like, whereas
the eighties I was just like a kid kid, you know.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
But it was just like like that analog digital thing,
and everything was exciting, excess like the Walkman was exciting.
Comedies were huge.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah, eight seven, seven forty four, Woody hit us up
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Speaker 3 (08:40):
Next ten Woody Show, What's Up? What a show? Podcast listeners?
Happy New Year? What's going on? Everybody?

Speaker 10 (08:50):
It's menace Back on the streets. Twenty twenty six. Getna
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(09:13):
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Nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
So what we got In the world of entertainment.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
I'm thoroughly sick of seeing all this stuff about MTV
shutting down. It was such a nothing story because it
didn't really happen. Guys, turn on the TV. MTV is
still there as it has been, in its current form,
not its original forms, the videos and everything. Everybody everybody
talking about MTV shutting down and going away was just
for a handful of the music video channels that they

(10:11):
had in other countries.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
That was it, yea, And everyone kept on spreading and now.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
There's finally like some just what we've been talking about
there's finally some articles coming out going, hey guys, everybody,
take it easy. And by the way, the video channels
are still on in the States, you know, and which
everyone the only time I've ever I feel like I've
ever seen any of those video channels. Like when I
go to Mexico, they'll have a couple of the MTV

(10:40):
music channels channel. Yeah, but do we have that on
like on a direct TV somewheah. But a new website
has launched a service to replace MTV for the people
who want something like this. It's a it's a site
created by fans called MTV re Want, and it features

(11:01):
a ton of content from the archives throughout the history
of MTV. So as of now, they've got like twenty
seven thousand classic music videos, vintage commercials, which could be
kind of cool. And it's organized into multiple channels and
it takes viewers on a chronological journey and so it's
like like Headbanger's Ball and Ricky Raman, Yeah, just different

(11:22):
stuff like that. There's a message on the top of
the website says, MTV rewind will be free forever without ads.
But yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Surely I think you can aggregate that without getting a
cecyin assist as as long as you're not hosting it,
you can probably have it linked to where all the
content is available. Like with the AI. I was talking
about this off the air the other day. With a
new AI coding of websites, you can actually make websites
that will have this content where you don't actually own it.

(11:53):
I'll just go to the owners of the content.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
Well, as long as I get my OO MTV wraps.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah, oh yeah, I think that's on there too.

Speaker 9 (12:02):
What music videos playing in the background, you're just hanging out.
Go to my favorite platform, Amazon, Hello, Amazon YouTube.

Speaker 11 (12:10):
That's an interesting part like the original program. It would
be the interesting part of the.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Little Get the vintage commercials. That'd be pretty cool.

Speaker 12 (12:19):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
You know what I watched, you guys, speaking of entertainment,
I watched the Chevy Chase documentary.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
As big of an a hole as you thought.

Speaker 13 (12:27):
He was.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
My wife and I watched together. I don't hate him.
I I kind of feel like he is misunderstood and
that was something that was kind of brought up. And
he doesn't like that. Like I'm not missing he said,
I'm not misunderstood. Yeah, I just don't know, like watch it.
I'd be interested to see what you guys think.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
I would watch.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
It's on CNN streaming app so like it that's free
and you that the the ads that pop up and
stuff like that. But it's fine. It's not that bad.
It's like an hour and a half. I thought it
was really interesting. I'm not other than I liked the
Vacation movies. I don't never really thought much about Chevy
Chase one way or the other. But you hear the

(13:08):
stories about like what a impossible you know dick he is.
But when when you watch this, you kind of see
how when you know people say things, they don't necessarily
mean them. And my wife's take away from it is that, like, dude,
it's it's Chevy Chase. He's joking around, like yeah, like
I like, I don't think people are picking up on
the joke there the stuff that he does or says

(13:31):
or whatever, like he's saying it in a way that
is like you know, you know, like even when you
watch his movie sometimes, like when Clark Griswold would say
something like does.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
He mean it? Or is he being almost like a character.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
I know, I'm not describing it all that great.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I know I'm getting what you're saying. I yeah, that
was my takeaway. I don't think that's the case. There
was a clip that was my takeaway.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
There's a clip I've seen where the woman the interviewer,
is interviewing him and he's like, well, I don't think
you're going to get it. You're not very bright. And
everyone was clutching their pearls. But that does seem like
something Chevy Chase would say.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, and when you watch it in its full context,
you can kind of see, like, you know, like he was.

Speaker 9 (14:08):
I don't, I don't.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
I don't think he was. I don't think it was
all that serious. Yeah, exactly, you know, watch watch it
and let me know what you think. I will And
because my wife and I both came away with that
that take on it.

Speaker 11 (14:21):
Now, but he's he produced this documentary right or City. Well,
because he's doing or else, why would he be doing
all these interviews for it?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, I heard that he was. I don't know. I'm
not why he didn't like have a filter on it.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
You know who was who was interview was Kevin Smith.
He was in there a bunch of different people and
there and there was one guy. I think he was
one of the directors or something on Community And at
some point blank they said, like would you work him again?
He's like, uh, yes, oh absolutely, I would totally work
with him again. Like he's like, it's it's Chevy Chase
and part of it and not to go back and

(14:55):
get all weird and you know, uh like all like
a therapist or whatever. But they were talking about how,
you know, his mom was very like abusive and like,
you know, being verbally and kind of physically abusive when
he was like this kid, there's always one kid in
the family who kind of seems to take the brunt
of it, and he was that kid for his family,
and how a lot of people you know, respond to

(15:16):
things or whatever in their life with humor, Like they
instead of showing that they're angry or hurt or whatever,
they'll make jokes. And you can see even when things
come up in the context of interviewing him, when things
start to get uncomfortable, is when he all of a
sudden snaps into a joke.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
You could tell he responds.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
And they were talking about how just in comedy, a
lot like that all of these comedians are damaged people,
and that was like their That was their response to quote.
And again this sounds so hippie dippy, but trauma was,
uh yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
I just at eighty two years old, he's still not
blaming mommy.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
No, no, he was. He wasn't at all.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
They were asking him questions about this stuff and he
was and the way he was kind of talking about
matter of fact, you know, matter of fact.

Speaker 11 (15:55):
This is a great example that certainly I could learn
from continue to is that there are certain guys and
girls who can do this and get away with it.
Norm MacDonald would go on the view and crap all
over those women, and he was charming and love Yes, obviously,
you know you go back to like the Don Rickles
of the world. That was certainly a character. But he
you know, Lisa Lampinelli, they would just crap on people.

(16:17):
And there's there's ways of doing it.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Queen of Me, you can do it without being a dick.

Speaker 11 (16:21):
Well let's you know, say, you could say it being
the same things, but it's it's it doesn't It's also like,
why is this person ought to say this person's note.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Because the way that they say yeah.

Speaker 14 (16:32):
I've always thought though that Chevy J's publicly is very funny.
I thought it was more of behind the scenes stuff
that we were not seeing that he was.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
A true a hole.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
Yeah, they kicked him off community.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
And his roast the whole The whole joke was they
couldn't get anyone good to roast him because nobody's talking
to him.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
He did a lot of cocaine, so there was a
lot of that, I mean, erratic behavior and things like that,
which is, you know, he takes the thing. He seems
to take accountability for a lot of it. Watch watch it.
Let me know what you say. I thought it was
really good. I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. Just download
the CNN app and you can watch. It's got no
paywall or anything. Just to go ahead and check it out. Gina,

(17:09):
what you got?

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Well, Travis Kelsey's given a big old sign that he
is not ready to walk away from football because everybody's
been asking about that. He did it on his New
Heights podcast. He said he expects to come back for
another NFL season as long as his body feels good
enough to handle it. He even joked that he's jobless
right now as he waits out free agency, and he
told his brother Jason that if he can fully recover,
he would come back without hesitation, and Kelsey says, the

(17:33):
chiefs know how he feels no secret and his love
for the game hasn't changed even after not making the playoffs.
So yeah, he sounds like he's leaning toward one more run.
So I'm sure people are betting on that. And you
know the movie megan like horror movies. Yeah, okay, So
the people behind that movie are being sued by this
former airline pilot and amateur filmmaker because he claims that

(17:58):
they copied all of his idea is from a twenty
twelve film he called Paranormal Adoption, and he says both
stories focus on a young orphan who becomes attached to
a doll that turns violent towards anyone who gets in
the way, and that both films end in a way
that sets up sequels, and he says there's a reasonable
possibility that the filmmakers had access to his work and

(18:19):
pointed at all these past interesting industry connections rather that
you know with these like creepy doll officionados, that there
is definitely a connection there. He's suing Universal and Blumhouse
for five million dollars.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
So these ones were Sea Bass went to that that real.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Are not real?

Speaker 15 (18:42):
Real doll sounds like this is like a second life,
the ones, the ones that uh okay, reborn second life.

Speaker 14 (18:54):
Second I'll say, I looked up this paranormal adoption movie
and the.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
Doll in this is horrified.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
Oh, I want to see it so.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
Creepy and like looks not legit at all.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
I check it out. Man, it's what you got. Well,
if you don't know all the celebrities and billionaires, where
they go for New Year's is Saint Bart's. And there's
a little update because, well, first off, Saint Barts there's
so many yachts that go there. They had over ten
billion dollars worth of yachts. Jeff bezos yacht is five

(19:24):
hundred million dollars alone. So Tom Brady was there, Leonardo
DiCaprio is there. But now that we have separated from
New year for a little while, it comes to find
out it was a super spreader event for chlamydia. So
I looked it up, and I guess chlamydia signs start
like a week to three weeks after events. And then

(19:45):
they also said it was a bacterial infection super spread
and our friend Bethany Frankel face with ye jack from me. Yeah,
so clamydia. No, I think she has the bacterial Oh yeah,
she had the bacterial infection. Let's not this chlymdia. Oh okay, okay,
I see yeah, chlamydia. I didn't know one to three weeks.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Well, but chlamydia is a bacterial infection.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (20:10):
It is.

Speaker 9 (20:10):
Yeah, and I've never had it. Sea beast.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
That was going to really.

Speaker 7 (20:15):
Somebody from one direction say they claim they got chlymydia
from touching a koala bear. That was like a big thing.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
No, you say you can get that, you can get
Oh maybe that mdia thought, oh she.

Speaker 9 (20:28):
Got something caught my eye because it is related to food.
If you've ever watched the Food Network, you'd probably heard
of The Pioneer Woman. She's that redhead who lives on
a ranch with her family and she makes, you know,
recipes for the camera biscuits. So she's got a book
out where she talks about her least favorite recipes she
ever made on an episode of The Pioneer Woman, and

(20:49):
to me it sounds awesome. Chicken strip, pizza great. So
behind the scenes she said that they have enough groceries
and ingredients to make a dish four times, but in
this case, they only had enough to make this one.
And she used frozen chicken strips, so she baked him
put them on top of a pizza and then topped
it with coleslaw and pickles and this kind of special sauce.

(21:09):
And she said it was the worst thing ever. She
thought it would look good on TV, and she said
she was just wrong on the looks and the taste
and it sucked chicken strip pizza.

Speaker 11 (21:17):
To me, it sounds I'm looking at the video of
her doing it, it looks fun.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
I mean it looks like, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
We're also talking about like a food person, right, so
they're gonna be more harsh on that, but it's like there.

Speaker 9 (21:30):
She is way more like down home normal food, not
like a food eat.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
She's the one with the pans in the Walmart.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Right, Yeah, Greg, we got a text here. It says
Greg has made it known that he believes Prime Video
is the top tier streaming app and obviously his favorite.
So I would like him to watch the pilot of
the new series Fallout based on the video game. Reason
being is because I grew up playing the game, and

(22:00):
my wife didn't and she refuses to play games, but
she is in love with this show. So I want
to see what Greg thinks about it. And then if
you want, you can call it boomer vision or you
can just ignore this and I'll cry myself to sleep. Okay,
So just a you know, Greg like a bad stuff,
a great show.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Hate hate hate hate hate hate.

Speaker 11 (22:19):
Hate it because it's very sci fi. Yeah, it's like
just Marvel adjacent.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (22:24):
Greg isn't going to do with video. That's that's a genre.
Greg will not.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, it doesn't care about it doesn't matter if it's Amazon.
I'm not gonna about it. Okay, Well, hey what retro though?
We asked people to send us what they got and
they wanted maybe Greg to.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Check it out. Maybe I will, Yeah, maybe will.

Speaker 9 (22:39):
It's great yea, and Amazon's great.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
All right, whatever you got, hit us up on the
text eight seven seven forty four. What he's the phone number?
Text us of course over to two two nine eight seven.
Time for some birthdays.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Show Shi, we're gonna sit.

Speaker 9 (23:00):
She was like, and you know you don't.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
And the Thursday birthday Cynthia Arrivo from the Wicked movie.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yeah, the things you love, just the talents. It looks
it all.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
What's yummier that pizza? Or her nose rings? Cynthia Ana
sorry nose rings?

Speaker 16 (23:22):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (23:23):
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Speaker 3 (23:28):
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Speaker 4 (23:31):
You got the Sean Paul who's fifty three, and you
got a couple of really appetizing birthdays. Today you got
r Kellen's.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Fifty nine years old day.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
And then one of MENACE's all time favorite people. Oh yeah,
park take again, it's not Sarah Justice Parker York. Nope,
he loves this dude, Okay, loves this dude?

Speaker 17 (23:55):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Ryan Reynolds? I love it.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Let's call it political?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Political?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yeah, who's your I can't think of it as political.

Speaker 9 (24:04):
Bernie Sanders out in.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
John Internation, your hero, Jimmy, what's up?

Speaker 9 (24:13):
Go skiing and horseback ride?

Speaker 12 (24:15):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
They're opening a resort in North Korea. You guys want
to know.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Your next extreme trip?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah yeah, we'll just go. Yeah, no, you can go
as an American.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
He's the leader of North Korea and he's forty two
years old today, you guys, and.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Oh yeah, what do you show trip?

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a little Thursday look at what's happening in the world
of entertainment.

Speaker 12 (25:24):
Show.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is the Woody Show.
It's January eighth. Today is a healthy weight, Healthy Look day.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I love this. We all know the healthy look is
what matters.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
You know, we've we've made improvements. Yeah, menace is uh
is lighter, light a lot. You can't say we're skinnier. Yeah, absolutely,
you know what I mean, Greg had his procedure done.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
God the results.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
At the same time, we're talking about doing that thing
with dumbass Tyler at an eye hoop for all, you
can get pancakes for twenty four hours, So we still
got that dog in us.

Speaker 16 (26:02):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Get the bro.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Glow stuff that I still haven't tried that really like
a year. I did you want me to bring it in?
You could try it.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
I deluxe stuff having that type of stuff on my skin.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
And we were talking about, you know, the twenty four
hours at a diner or an eyehopper or whatever being
one of the bigger punishments for people's fantasy league losers.
You know, Now there is this one dude who is
the worst in his fantasy league and his punishment here
it is, he's going to be eating hot dogs for
every single meal until he matches the record number of

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hot dogs eaten by Joey Chestnut.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Oh, no, number seventy one.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
So for every meal, the only thing he can eat
hot dogs until he eats seventy one hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
That's a lot. Well, Tyler has for a week, then
nine hot dogs in yeah nine challenge, and I like
that multiple times.

Speaker 8 (27:02):
I like the idea of this, But who is with
this man twenty four to seven to make sure he's
not cheating?

Speaker 9 (27:06):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (27:07):
It's like any other silly This is a moment fantasy football.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yeah, this is a challenge I would do.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
I think, Look, if you're down with your bros that
you're doing your fantasy football although honor them, you guys.
Guess guess who won their fantasy league? Menace Sammy.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Guess.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
I'm gonna throw this out there. Does anybody think it's
weird that Sammy wins her fantasy league the same year
she gets a boyfriend for the first time in a
long time.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
He doesn't know.

Speaker 9 (27:33):
I was going to say, I don't.

Speaker 19 (27:34):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (27:35):
I mean, I don't even know him. But he's a
big think he's a kid.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
No, he's a baseball fan, but he's not no football.
He doesn't play fantasy.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Who were your workhorses this year?

Speaker 6 (27:46):
It was so I had.

Speaker 14 (27:48):
What I did was I kept Party on the bench
while he was injured.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
Yeah, Brock Party. It was mostly forty nine ers, So
I kept rock Party on the bench.

Speaker 14 (27:56):
So when he came back, he was really strong for me.
Because I held him. I have McCaffrey, she held him,
and I did have Kittle, who was great, and then
when he got injured, I put in his back up
for that last game, who ended up doing great. And
in that final championship game, I had the Eagles defense

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who did great for me.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
And yeah, I just came out really strong.

Speaker 9 (28:21):
And what's the prize?

Speaker 6 (28:24):
This is just no, it's just my family league. So
I get the trophy.

Speaker 14 (28:26):
We have a Marino League family Trophy. I will get
that for the years.

Speaker 11 (28:33):
Yeah, family league is less impressive, but it's still yeah,
yeah take it.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Eight seven seven forty four. Wooding sent us a text
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Speaker 3 (28:42):
Nine eight seven The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
And into another new hour, Insensitivity Training for a politically
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Speaker 3 (28:55):
Woodie, Greg Sammy, we got more phones open.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. It's eight seven seven
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You can find us there at the Woody Show. And uh,
let's check in with Gina grad She's got the trending
news headlines.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Well thirty seven year old woman was shot and killed
yesterday after she allegedly tried to run over an ICE
agent in Minneapolis. The agents were out doing an operation
in the city, and protesters gathered to try and keep
them from doing that. Video of the incident shows the
woman using her car to block the road before agents
got out of their truck and tried to pull the
woman's door open pull her out of the car. She
tried to escape, but she drove toward another agent in

(29:42):
front of the car, who fired his weapon shot her
in the head. White House leaders were quick to blame
the shooting on the woman trying to run the agent over,
but leaders in Minnesota are fighting back, saying it was
the agent's fault. Things kept escalating, though, after Minneapolis's mayor
told Ice to get the f out of the city.
Minnesota Governor Tim Walls called the ICE operations a threat

(30:03):
to public safety and said that he has issued a
warning that he'll deploy the Minnesota National Guard if necessary.
What a mess, I know, it's crazy. Well, Nick Reiner
went back to court yesterday and even though he was
expected to enter a plea that didn't happen. Reiner's we
know it was charged with two counts of first degree
murder in the deaths of his parents, Robin Michelle. But
the big news from the hearing was that his big

(30:25):
time attorney, Alan Jackson stepped away from the case. Jackson
said he had to withdraw because of issues beyond his
and Reiner's control, money and can no longer represent him.
Before leaving, Jackson said that under California law, Reiner's not
guilty of murder and wished him well. Reiner agreed to
delay the arraignment and a schedule back in court at

(30:45):
the end of February.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
It's got to be money, right, yeah, yeah, ye, the money.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
Because that's the things like who is who's paying? Like
if I was like his sister, I'd be like, you're
on your own.

Speaker 14 (30:56):
Oh, his sister's the one who totally righted about to
begin with, was like, go find my brother.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
Exactly exactly.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Well.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
The Department of Health and Human Services rolled out new
federal dietary guidelines yesterday, and they now want people to
focus on whole foods like fruits and vegetables, eat healthy fats,
get enough protein, cut back on highly processed foods refined carbs,
so all those grains and breads that used to be
on the big base of that pyramid. Now they're just
a tiny little point to the bottom people.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Have been talking about for Yeah, this is really the way,
like the proteins, fresh vegetables.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
That's the subject.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
And it's so funny because you know, the HHS says
that this is revolutionizing food culture, but they're just following
the trend, and it seems like the trend's going in
the right direction anyway.

Speaker 13 (31:41):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
And here's something Greg will like, the new guidelines alcohol.

Speaker 9 (31:45):
Yeah, but I didn't get the details.

Speaker 7 (31:48):
Okay, well, this the language on alcohol moderation rather than
specific drink limits like no more than half a glass
of wine per day. But like now it's just kind
of loosey goosey, like they've said in the past, this
is just very this is very vague.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Now.

Speaker 7 (32:02):
Doctor Oz spoke during a press conference. He had this
to say about booth.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
You know, government official, right.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Alcohol is a social lubricant that brings people together. In
the best case scenario, I don't think you should drink alcohol,
but it does allow people an excuse to bond and socialize,
and there's probably nothing healthier. They're having a good time
with friends in a safe way. If you look at
the blue zones, for example, around the world, whe people
live the longest, alcohol is sometimes part of their diet. Again,

(32:29):
small amounts, but the implication is don't have it for breakfast.
There should be something done a small amount with, hopefully
in some kind of an event that may have alcohol
add it. But they generally move away from two glasses
of men one glass to wind. There was never really
good data to support that that quantity of alcohol consumption.

Speaker 9 (32:47):
And the term glass is relative.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Serving size.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yeah, but you didn't notice what he said there. He
said at an event, not at your home.

Speaker 9 (32:58):
Greg, Well, being at home is an event.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
Yeah, when you're an alcoholic, like, everything's an event.

Speaker 9 (33:04):
And I'm not having it for breakfast unless it's brunt.

Speaker 7 (33:06):
And he said, no breakfast, So you're fine.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I'm good.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
Well, there's a new law now in effect in Utah
that cracks down even harder on drunk driving. Anyone charged
with an extreme DUI that means a blood alcohol level
of zero point sixteen or higher, they can be banned
from buying alcohol at all. And how does that work. Well,
those offenders will be labeled as interdited and given a
new state ID that says no alcohol sale in big

(33:31):
letters on their ID, oh may.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Which on the surface sounds like, okay, not a bad idea, right,
they're trying to be helpful. Sure, but we think about it, Greg,
If you walked into a store today and let's say
you had that on your license because you got busted, Gee,
what could I do? Are they checking your ID?

Speaker 10 (33:48):
Now?

Speaker 3 (33:48):
You don't look like somebody who's.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Under underage exactly, so they're not even gonna look at
it in the first places.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
And even if they did, look at everybody's ID. Have
your wife get it, have your husband get it, have your.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Friend, there's no way around it. Sugarnout plants at some point.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
Well, of course, the goals to crack down on DUI
crashes and deaths. And considering that Utah is already very
religious and very dry when it comes to alcohol, a
lot of people are for this laws, so we'll see
if it helps. And finally, a teenager in North Carolina
was out with his friends late at night and decided
to do a little good old fashioned ding dong ditch prank. Well,
they went up to a house, hit the doorbell, took off.

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The owner of the house was woken up and being
that it was super late at night, he grabbed his
gun see what was going on. The teens made it
back to their car and were about to leave, but
the homeowner fired five shots at the car and hit
one of the Ding Dong ditchers in the leg. They
were all taking the hospital. They should be okay. The
homeowner turned himself in and he was charged with felony
assault with a deadly weapon with the intent to kill,

(34:51):
felony assault, and discharging weapon into an occupied vehicle. And
this is North Carolina.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
I'm completely fine with somebody coming into your house and
you shoot at the but like, at what point, like
if someone just rings your doorbell and you open the
door because you've gotten that doorbell ring at an hour
that you weren't expecting one, right, You're like, it's kind
of late for somebody.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
To be ringing the doorbell strapped.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Maybe it was that edible arrangement and somebody and they
just got you know, sorry, like the Griswold's bonus.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Seats.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
You know it shows up later, But like, do you
answer the door and as you see people already leaving,
start to shoot at them.

Speaker 7 (35:27):
Yeah, that's unang What do you deal with that?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Wants to use their gun.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
I have answered the door.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
You're wrong. I get it. Yeah, you get the desire.

Speaker 7 (35:34):
I get the first step. I've answered the door in
my life twice with a gun, but I've never fired
it at a car.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Well here's the other thing. Who answers the door anymore?
It's not me, dude.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
If you have ring my ring, I go, hey, what's up?
What you need?

Speaker 4 (35:49):
I'll be I'll be sitting on my couch. The doorbell
will ring. I'm not getting up to to see who
it is. I grab my phone, I pull it up,
and I go.

Speaker 7 (35:59):
They can drop off and leave.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
If it's somebody, I'm like, oh, okay, I know what
that is. Hell on, man, I'll be right there.

Speaker 9 (36:04):
My family room is right next to the front door,
so there's a sliding glass door, and then perpendicular to
that is the front door. People can see me when
they ring the doorbell.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
And I still don't that is the worst thought.

Speaker 9 (36:15):
I'm sleeping.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
If it's you know, one of the neighborhood kids, for
one of my kids, I go, hey, the door.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yeah, I'm not getting it on me. I don't know
if you updated it, but I just updated my front
doorbell with ring and they have the four K version.
Now it's so clear, it's like super sharp. Yeah, it
serves its purpose. I mean, you know, I'm not shooting
movies with my ring all them. Yeah, but it's like
insanely clear versus the previous model.

Speaker 9 (36:44):
And anybody that has it can just update it.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Well, you have to get the new four.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah, you have to get like a new piece of hardware.
You got to get a new actual ring doorbell.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
I know what the Amazon guy looks like.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Yeah, I mean, but I don't even have it set
up as notifications, so you don't I know. I mean,
I know Greg's got like the motion like he blows
by his front door. We'll be sitting here during the
show and like a leaf will, yeah, you'll blow by,
and he's looking at it. A b That got to
be a little too much. I turned all that crap off.

(37:16):
I don't care about that.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yah.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
And the only time I know that the doorbell rang
is if I'm home and then I open up the app.
It just doesn't automatically just show up.

Speaker 9 (37:25):
I've got different ones driveway, front door, I have all.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Those, but the street ones annoying, Like I don't need
to know when a car drives by. But I'll see
if somebody comes to.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Don't We told you what I have is really cool
because you know, I have the Samsung fridge with the
screen on it. And somebody hits the doorbell, it automatically
pops up on the refrigerator.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Which is because most of the time Menace is in
the kitchen. Yeah, rules just hanging out.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
In the kitchen. But you can do that when your
Amazon echoes the Echo Show and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
You could do it with your TV, just on your
regular television. It'll show you. Now, I saw they have
something with maybe Apple TV where it'll show you who's calling.

Speaker 19 (38:01):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
If the doorbell rings, it'll pop. The doorbell will pop
up on the TV. They have the Apple Home case
so you can see. You can see if you know,
the idea to get up and actually answer it.

Speaker 7 (38:12):
But I don't be that connected.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
No who does. But people are hot heads. Man.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
There was just another story I was reading about this
guy in Vegas who hit up a KFC and got
his order. The problem was, I guess the gravy part
of his order was wrong, which you know, that's not
a good day. The gravy gets messed up at.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
KFC, ohoy ruined anyway.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
He's pissed, leaves the store, but then came back, argues
with the employee, leaves again, then comes back to complain
some more.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
He did this in total.

Speaker 7 (38:45):
Four times, okay.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Each time he came back. So the KFC employee, he
claims the guy you know, the customer claims that the
KFC employee was calling him names end quote, disrespecting him.
So the customer on that fourth and final you know,
return back to the story, brings his uncle with him.
He and the uncle go behind the count This is

(39:08):
over gravy behind the counter. One of them, and I'm
not sure which one did which, okay, but one of them,
either the guy or his uncle.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
To grab on themselves to just go back there, grabs.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
The guy in a choke hold while the other one
stabs him multiple times. It's sover gravy. The employee ended
up in the hospital. He's gonna be okay. But the
guy and his uncle both arrested charge with attempted murder.
You're gonna go to prison now because your gravy order
got messed up. And when you said something about it
like a psycho going in and out, in and out,
in and out.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Hey quote And I said, well.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Man, you disrespected Like what like, why are people so
sensitive about this?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
You disrespected me?

Speaker 9 (39:49):
You know too.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
As a grown person.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
I understanding when you're a young teenager, you know, stupid
and underdeveloped. Your brain's not your brain's not done cooking yet.
The two picks still comes out dirty.

Speaker 9 (40:01):
Yes, but to respect you.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
But as a grown ass adult someone quote disrespects you,
now you're gonna get into a physical fight or.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Trying to go get your uncle, and you're gonna.

Speaker 7 (40:10):
Go stab the He was definitely looking to stab someone
that day.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Yeah, Like, what's going on? Why is everybody so on edge?
Shooting at the ding dong ditchers? Like relax? Good god,
well legal in most places.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
Around you have an extra gravy and shut the door.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
I'll get it.

Speaker 7 (40:31):
Was it too lumpy?

Speaker 9 (40:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Do they have different I mean it's been years since
I've been to a KFC. They have different types of gravy.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
Now they they've brown and white.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Gravy game or for somebody maybe they were supposed to
be extra gravy or no gravy.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
Well, you can't ungravy a potato, that's true.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
You can always add more gravy. You can never take
the gravy away. Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break.
Phones are open if you want to be part of
the show eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
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Speaker 3 (41:04):
I'm not wearing a helmet. It's not gonna wear a helmet. Like,
straight up, you guys are idiots. What do you show about?
What do you show a mail call?

Speaker 9 (41:18):
Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
We went through some of the after hours voicemails. This
is This is an actual piece of mail that we got.
Dumbass Tyler had this sitting on my desk when I
when I walked in, and uh, I was like, why
does this sound gets filled with powder?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Oh? Yeah, boy, who knows who this is? Is it
a box?

Speaker 9 (41:39):
An envelope?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Huh?

Speaker 9 (41:41):
Box or an envelope?

Speaker 4 (41:42):
It was like one of those USPS mailer boxes, like
a smaller you know, like the smaller ones. Oh this
is what what the hell is inside?

Speaker 3 (41:54):
That's like ashes? Ash?

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Okay, yeah, okay, okay, let me read you, let me
let me read hold on dead fan, let me read you.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
The letter.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
The type says y enclosed in This package is diamond
bearing soil from the Crater of Diamonds State Okay, So
we've we've talked about this place about times over the
years because every once in a while there'll be a
story in the news about like, wow, visitor to the

(42:27):
Crater of Diamond State Park in Arkansas finds a two
or four carrot diamond and it would just it just
happened to be right on the top of the soil
like it like if you have this whole big lands
filled with diamonds and stuff and there's a two Like
how is he just sitting right there when there's daily
visitors because they turn it like the person Okay, but
even the guy who drags the plow or whatever it is,

(42:49):
they don't see it when they're like there's a two
carrot one, guys or whatever. Not a two care but
you have sometimes bigger one. Anyway, they go on. This
is from uh welder Will by the way, from Pond Creek, Oklahoma.
He's a fan in Pond Creek, Oklahoma. Says, well, it
looks like just dirt and rocks. I assure you it
is not. You could take a flash photo with your
camera on your phone and it will Fluoresce the diamonds O.

(43:13):
My wife and I spent a week at Hot Springs,
Arkansas two years ago. We ran out of things to
do after about three days, so I suggests that we
drive to Creter, a diamond state park for a day
of diamond hunting. It was a two hour drive to
get there. The park has a daily entrance fee and
they rent mining kits, which are wood boxes with wired
mesh on them to you know, screen down the soil.

(43:33):
There's also a museum and a gift shop, and this
is how they make their money entrance fees and mining
equipment rentals. We were there in the middle of the
week with nearly three hundred people there. They do have
an excellent campground and swimming pool. The mining era imagine
you go there on a vacation. Guys, the mining area

(43:55):
looks exactly like a plowed field. We are from rural Oklahoma,
and I know a plowed field when I see one.
There are a few covered gazebos where you can wash
your mining tools and your hands.

Speaker 12 (44:06):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
There is an expert there that could judge your diamond fines,
and he looked bored out of his mind. Most of
the diamonds found there are here we go. Most of
the diamonds found there are industrial tool grades, so they're
useful for making cutting tools like concrete saw bits. Okay,
so we're not we're not talking about what you see it, Jared.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
Yeah, it's not my engagement ring.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, it's like terrible diamonds.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
I'm sure an expert did a business analysis and determine
that they can make more money charging entrance fees and
they could mining them and selling them at this grade.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
There you go, diamonds.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
See that that makes sense. But the way that the
articles and stuff when they write about these people finding
these big giants, like these people hit.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
The lottery sparkly perfect when you talking about it.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Yes, they are raw, they are raw diamonds, but they
make it sound like they found like some raw diamond
that you're.

Speaker 9 (44:51):
Gonna putting an a pendant or something. They usually spell
it out. It's kind of crappy diamonds and who cares.

Speaker 7 (44:57):
Sounds fun.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
We are preparing for a trip to Key West in
January for a marathon weekend. That sounds terrible too. I
was cleaning out a storage area and I found a
stash of rocks that I took from the park. They
allowed to take a five gallon bucket per day. We
were there for about fifteen minutes when my wife had
enough and started complaining. We left about a half hour later. Overall,
we would not recommend going.

Speaker 12 (45:19):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Fun, fun to say we went, but in reality not
much more exciting than an ordinary plowed field. So yeah,
we're getting a little insight in here. And I've been
listening to the show for several years and every time
it comes up in the news, I think about sending
you some diamond dirt. This was as good a time
as ever to do it. Thank you all for the
entertainment over the years. That's welder Will from Pond Creek,

(45:42):
Oklahoma's I thought the same thing when I opened up, like,
did somebody send us some ashes?

Speaker 7 (45:48):
A person to use your flash or whatever?

Speaker 4 (45:50):
And yeah, he says, if you use a flash photo
you know, the camera on your phone or whatever.

Speaker 7 (45:55):
That does just look like dirty rocks.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do have a question because is
I don't disagree. I'm sure Arkansas is beautiful, but why
is every person I've met from Arkansas like bat ish,
crazy or full of drama? And I know you spent
some time there, Morgan.

Speaker 8 (46:10):
Yeah, I went to school there.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yeah, do you agree or disagree with that?

Speaker 8 (46:14):
I guess I agree. I was in the college town
of Fayville, so it was a little different. But it's
like meth heads everywhere, Like.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
What kind of crazy are you talking about? Types of crazy? Like, so,
what kind of crazy are you talking about? It's a
very uneducated state, like the education in the state, like Alabama, Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I know from there, just Louisiana to have like some
kind of drama going on in their life that's just
like over the top.

Speaker 8 (46:38):
Maybe that's like a small town type of mentality. I
think that's maybe true, creating drama out of everything.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Yea, a method.

Speaker 14 (46:45):
Yeah, the Duggers are from Arkansas, that's true.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
County pedophile, never spending time in Arkansas, spent time in Alabama,
lived there for a bit.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
It's beautiful in the fall, thieves change and all that.

Speaker 8 (47:00):
Yeah, but it's boring, Like I get why these people
ran out of things to do until all right, yeah,
I mean for a second to see it.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Right, Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well maybe the trauma is their entertainment.
Since that's a great point.

Speaker 9 (47:13):
Yeah, and like you said, after fifteen minutes, his wife
got bored and wanted to leave. There's two places I've
always wanted to go, but I think would be cool
for about a minute and a half. Mount Rushmore, but
after you see it, then what and then four Corners.
I think that I want to go to that monument. Yeah, yeah,
but that would also be about forty five seconds and
then be.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
Like, all right, I stood in all the states, and.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
How long would it take you to get from like
wherever you are, wherever you are? Yeah, yeah, to Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 9 (47:42):
I have no clue, Like, you know, it's in the
middle of nowhere, right.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
What's what's the Yeah, what's the closest town to where
Mount Rushmore? I mean they've got to have hotels and stuff, right, say,
what else are you doing there besides Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 9 (47:52):
Probably not much.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
I have no idea Black Hills Yeah, yeah, so you
know you can.

Speaker 9 (47:59):
Look at the I'm in park. Probably the same deal.
He said it took hours to get there.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Stayed for fifteen minutes.

Speaker 8 (48:04):
How he said she wanted to leave, and then we
stayed about thirty minutes longer.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Yeah, so I mean, you know, get your money's worth.
You went all the way there.

Speaker 7 (48:11):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
You know, so you can't just leave the minute she
says like, well on board, all right, let's go. It's
like you're like, all right, let's just let's just give
it a few more minutes. We came all the way
down here and we spent a couple hours to get
to this plowed field.

Speaker 7 (48:23):
Yeah, you have to hang out in Keystone, South Dakota.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Well, it looks like the biggest one is Rapid City.
Oh okay, for of that you have, yeah, that's the biggest.
I went to that Diamond place in Arkansas. Stupidest thing
in the US, big field, plowed mud. If I'm generous,
I'm giving it a one out of ten. Yeah, from the.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Six six texting over to two two ninety seven. So
we shouldn't do it field trip, No, damn it. Well, hey,
thank you, welder Will Yes, what do you show? Mail call?

Speaker 9 (48:52):
Maybe we'll strike it rid.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
And since it is a throwback Thursday, I got something here.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
You know, the beginning of the nineties was thirty five
years ago. No way, that's a lie, and.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Life was a lot different back then. This is one
of those people were asks things where they asked the question,
what's something that was socially acceptable in the nineties, but
not today. Good question, not being reachable. It was a
very common answer. True, Yeah, like you just weren't. If
you text somebody and you don't get a response in
ten minutes, they freak out. I saw this thing and

(49:34):
this guy, I think he's in the Netherlands. He works
for a US company, a US based company, but they
have an office in the Netherlands, and so I guess
in the Netherlands, like at five o'clock, people log off
and they don't log back on or check work emails
or what un till nine am the next day. They're
not available after five pm on a Friday. Next time
you're going to hear from them, it is Monday at
nine There was there was this new manager, US based

(49:59):
manager that was hitting this guy up and he was
upset because he wasn't available. The guy in the Netherlands
wasn't available for a like one of those like team
building zoom and it was at one pm New York time,
but it was like, I forget what time it was
seven six or seven o'clock, you know in the Netherlands,

(50:21):
whatever the time difference is. Yeah, So he wasn't on it,
and he goes well, you know, we really need you to,
you know, have more of like whatever goes attitude and
blah blah blah blah blah. And he's like, no, many,
because I don't think you understand how it works here.
And he's just trying to explain, you know, we see
it as if you are doing things after hours, it
just means that you're not being efficient with your time

(50:43):
while you're at work like that, and it also means
that you don't have good time management. And I'm neither
one of those things.

Speaker 9 (50:49):
Interesting, and the.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Guy didn't like that answer, and so he sent like
some you know, things like hey, well, if you're looking
to get ahead in the company and blah blah blah
blah blah, this is the mindset you're gonna have to have.
And so he gave that to his Netherlands based HR
department for the company, and they like, slap this guy's wrist.
He's not fired or anything, but they go, dude, there

(51:11):
are different there are different labor laws here. Yeah, and
so you can't be basically threatening this guy. I'm saying
that if he doesn't answer your emails on Saturday or
doesn't show up to your team's meeting, at, you know,
after hours for the net like he's here in the Netherlands.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
He's not in the States. Like people try to have
that attitude in America. Yeah, in in the workplace, and
it just doesn't fly. Here's the thing me personally, I
don't have that attitude.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
I'm not a punching at you know whatever, time, clock out, whatever,
and you can't reach me otherwise. I'm not that person.
I've never been that person. I do feel that it
is beneficial. Could you do it?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Do I think you should do that?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Probably exactly.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Not not the way that most businesses will then not
consider you for things down the road because they want
somebody who is quote all.

Speaker 9 (51:59):
In or you know legally you do that?

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Sure, legally?

Speaker 9 (52:02):
Do you look like a douche pretty much?

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Right exactly?

Speaker 9 (52:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Well, the minute I leave here, I'm not opening up
forget it.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Like yesterday they asked me, like, hey, we really need
you to record this commercial. I was at home in
bed and I go and I don't have my home
studio set up because I'm moving, So I drove back
here recorded it, yeah, and then drove back home.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
But I don't I don't necessarily fault the people who
are that way, because you're right. And this is the
other point this guy was making, is like, hey, I'm
compensated for forty hours a week. I do the forty hours.
I do what I'm supposed to do. I'm meeting my
deadlines or whatever. I don't know what the business is.
I'm meeting my deadlines. Like what I'm I'm holding up
my end.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Of the agreement.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Okay, that's that's that's fair enough. Now I'm not gonna
feel bad for him if he does get passed over
for things because they have their own things or criteria
that what they're they're what they're considering. Fine, but you
can't you know, you can't complain at that point. But
they also they also can't complain if you decide that
you're just gonna do what you are, you know, to
the penny of what you're compensated for anyway. So not

(53:05):
being reachable back to the original thing. What's something that
was socially acceptable in the nineties but not today? Just
not being reachable. Leaving kids in the car while you
went grocery shopping.

Speaker 7 (53:14):
Oh my god, we were left in the car. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, lived in that car.

Speaker 8 (53:20):
Yeah, I would get worried my mom would be in
the store for so long.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
I'm yes, you remember that's what happened to the Punky Burster,
Like mom went into the grocery store and never came
back out. Yeah, Punky, you had to go live with
Henry Warnamon.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I forgot that part. Her mom died or she just.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Know she took off at the grocery store.

Speaker 7 (53:40):
No, we used to do. My brother and I used
to beink horrible that. I don't think I was. We
were the only kids who did this, and now I would.
I feel so bad just thinking about it. But let's
when mom gets back, let's have everything turned up, the
air conditioner.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
The radio, the car.

Speaker 14 (53:56):
One time, me and my sister were in the car
when my mom was in the grocery store and we thought, like,
she's forever, We're going to go in and find her.
As soon as we want to open the door, the
alarm started going off to the car, and then we just.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Hid the rest of the time with the alarm going off.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Socially acceptable in the nineties, not so much today. Showing
up at someone's house unannounced to hang out. Oh, I'd
dreaming smoking in a restaurant. There were still anywhere smoking,
you're not smoking. You get that question when you walk
in smoking, you're not smoking.

Speaker 9 (54:24):
Haven't heard that in what twenty five years? How about
hiring ten year olds the babysit Oh.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
My god, they were always only like two years older
than you.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Babysitting at ten.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Yeah, because I remember when you know, we were kids,
when I was a kid. You know a lot of
the girls, like in my class, when we were like
eleven twelve, ten eleven twelve, like they started getting babysitting jobs.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
Oh yeah, made like three dollars an hour.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, making plans with someone multiple days in advance,
not talking to them about it again, and just showing
up without having to confirm the plans.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Were still on.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Can you imagine what something socially acceptable in the nineties
been not so much today?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Mooning people that was just fun.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
A list, Yeah yeah, a road trip in the back seat.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
You end up on some kind of like watch list.
There was a sexual offenders list. We used to trains
going by. Yeah yeah, pressed ham up against them. Fun
and I'll give you one more. This has brought up
a number of times. There were even those announcements on
the television right before the late news would start like,
it's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your kids are? Yeah,
not having any idea where kids were because you get

(55:30):
home from school. It wasn't like there were cell phones
or ways to check in.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
No, I would.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
I would come home, let myself in the house, drop
up my backpack, out the door. I went, and you
didn't see me until dark.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Well that's gone.

Speaker 7 (55:41):
You were a latchkey kid. I was a latchkey kid.
You just let yourself in.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
But even still, the parents who were at home like
to stay at home, moms and stuff. At the time.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
My friend's parents, like, we would just be out and
they didn't know where we were going. We're going out today,
We're gonna go play football and then because then you
play football for maybe like forty five minutes, then to
be onto something else and then somebody else's house made
to play video games. But like your parents didn't know
that you went over to so and so's house to
play video games.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
You just went.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Yeah, they didn't care. We would ride our bikes to
like two cities over yeah, oh yeah, forty four Wooding.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
All right.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
I thought about Sammy, because this is something that you
could totally do have you ever heard of a tuneless choir?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Oh? Have you heard about this teless?

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Yeah? So this woman in Vancouver Island in Canada, she
started two of them. And there are choirs of people
who suck it singing, okay, like either tone deaf.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Or just suck at singing singing.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
They got thirty of these things in England and they're
they're gaining in popularity very quickly because.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
It's just people having a great time, all getting together and.

Speaker 9 (56:58):
Just can't sit there.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
But they're terrible singers.

Speaker 20 (57:01):
Okay, yeah, so here here they are. This is uh,
tone deaf yet joyful. That's the name of the literally,
that's the name of the that's the name of their group. Yeah,
I'm not yeah that that that is not me just
giving them a name.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
But altogether they can't sound that bad.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Right, Well, let's see, so this is tone deaf yet joyful,
the choir singing proclaimers, I'm gonna be five hundred miles.
Let's see, which is that they're kind of doing.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
They're kind of doing Instead of.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
I will walk far, they'll go, well, I will walk five.

Speaker 6 (57:49):
But it's still fun being at a concert.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Sounds exactly tone deaf yet joyful.

Speaker 7 (58:16):
I love that there's someone there keeping them on track.

Speaker 9 (58:19):
Girl.

Speaker 14 (58:19):
They love this so much because it's always the people
who are really good at singing that like ruin it
for the rest of us who can't sing because you're like, okay,
I shouldn't be here.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
We had that whole thing about a conversation about sam
in her tone deafness or whatever, and she started crying
and stuff. We got so much feedback on that.

Speaker 9 (58:38):
You know, I love you, but you're not even good
enough to be in this group because.

Speaker 6 (58:43):
You hear me specifically, they're.

Speaker 9 (58:45):
Actually doing the even if it's off key. You would
just be like, but I.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
Thought you want to be able to pick up on
specifically me.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
She might be more if they had her solo.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
You know.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Yeah, we got, like, like I said, a bunch of
feedback after ours voicemails on it way.

Speaker 16 (59:06):
Listening to Sammy try to match pitch was so heartbreaking,
not the fact that she failed, but the fact that
she was like grumbling as it happened. You guys were
also mentioning about that being a learned skill. Took vocal
lessons one time, and that's actually the first thing they
test you on when they bring you into the room.

(59:27):
They play a few notes and if you kind of
if you can't match it, you're a lost cause. So
that's a it's gonna be a rough till there, Sammy,
and I think you're out anyway.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Me love, But.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Yeah, they don't want you to waste your time, under
your money to do lessons if there's just no hope
for the start with that. Yeah, yeah, here's another one.

Speaker 21 (59:48):
Hey, show.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
You hate to be crazy.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
I love you, I hate you, I love you, I
hate you.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
I go back and forth all the time, but at
the end of the day, I'm all in. Y'all are mean.
Sammy is awesome, Sammy, I love you. She's tone deaf.

Speaker 16 (01:00:04):
Leave the girl alone.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
I'm a singer. She is tone deaf. She cannot hear it.
She can't hear it, and it's not her fault. She
is tone deaf.

Speaker 18 (01:00:15):
Wow, I'm listening to this episode like, Wow, you're repetitive.
And on top of that, she doesn't need to know
the name of the coach to love the Patriots.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Okay. I love Mary, I love the Smiths, I love
everything they do. I know all the songs, lyrics, I
know all the songs. I couldn't name you more than
three names of three of the songs or albums, but
I love them. You do not need to know the
names of everything and everyone involved in everything you love. Okay,

(01:00:48):
not everything.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
But if I asked you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
The name of the lead singer of the Smiths and
you couldn't come up with more, that would be questionable, right, true?

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
Yeah, I don't know anything about any of this.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Thanks for calling me.

Speaker 7 (01:00:59):
I think I know the coach of the Patriots. Is
it Rabel?

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
That's all I got for a player for the Patriots?

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Rabel.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
I'll give you one more.

Speaker 21 (01:01:10):
Hey, what do you show? I was just listening to
the podcast when you guys are talking about Sammy's inability
to hear sounds, and then it kind of divulged into
color blindless. A buddy of mine is red green color blind,
and just to kind of give you a little bit
of context, he says he can tell a difference between red, red,
and green when they're separate, but if he's ever doing

(01:01:31):
something where red and green are together, so like aund
Christmas time, he has a hard time differentiating between the
two when they are together. So if I was wearing
a red and green striped shirt to him, it would
look like both of those colors, the stripes on those
that shirt are very similar. But if one person's wearing

(01:01:51):
a red shirt and another person's wearing a green shirt
with somebody else wearing like a black, blue, white, gray, purple,
whatever in between, mean he can see that they are
different shapes. So just a little bit of insight on that,
and that's probably similar to what Sammy is experiencing with sounds.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
So fight Yeah, thank god, I don't have color blindness
that I mean, I guess you don't know what you're missing. Yeah, yeah,
I guess that's part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Like if you don't if you don't know, you don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
It's more common men, and it's oh, it's usually red
and green.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
I don't know why interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Eight seven seven four. You can text us if you like,
over to two two nine eight seven. And I think,
because I'm looking at the text, you know, somebody said,
you love it really like a concert, You're gonna pay
good money to go watch this.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
No, I don't think anybody's gonna pay you to go
see these guys. I'm thinking if you're someone like Sammy
and you know you're a terrible singer, but you do
have fun participating, you enjoy it, like that might be
something that you enjoy going and doing and activity.

Speaker 9 (01:02:49):
Yeah, you're writing tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
I don't know anybody's gonna go see these people saying
money to go see people saying but yeah, there's.

Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
Not gonna be a recital, no exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:03:00):
Who's what is you?

Speaker 9 (01:03:03):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
For the first time here in the new year, and
with great purpose, today we bring you Rich Deramuro. He
has a he's a tech reporter, he's got a radio show,
he's got a TV presence that he does. He's the
official tech correspondent for not just The Woodie Show, but
for KTLA Television in Los Angeles. The rich on Tech

(01:03:25):
radio show is heard coast to coast everyone a ton
of stations. You could also subscribe to Rich's free newsletter
at richon Tech dot tv. Find him on social media
at rich on Tech. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
rich on Tech.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Yeah, wow, that was quite the intro. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I'm how much you from Las Vegas looking at the
sphere which is always glowing with something quite wild. Yeah,
illuminating my room all night long.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Yeah, Well, happy New Year. How was your was your break?
You're doing thing cool.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
I went to New Jersey where I'm from, and my
kids hit the vacation lottery because it snowed not once
but twice and they were just loving it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
So that's cool it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Gina went to Minnesota for her her in laws adults.
There was adult sledding that happened there too. That sounds
like that would involve a cocktail. But yes, right, but
that's fun right right back at now. What we love
about Richard bes I just being a super nice guy
and super helpful when it comes to all this tech
stuff is that it's it's very approachable. It's a it's
consumer tech. It's not like the stuff that you get

(01:04:34):
like when tech guys get together and talk a monsk
each other.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
What driver do I need for this?

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Is?

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
This is?

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
This is what's the refresh rate on that TV?

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
This?

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
This is stuff that we as just average people like
you know, who like technology, you like the things that
it can do for you, but just kind of getting
like a real insight into it. And this is the
super Bowl of tech. The Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.
I went one time, and as a guy who loves
all this stuff, I gotta admit I was kind of
over there's so much.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
I didn't know where to start.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
I'm like, I'm sure I'm missing out on something good,
and so, you know, medicine and I were just kind
of like wandering around checking out different stuff. But what
do you see in there? Rich, what do you like?
What's some cool stuff to look forward to?

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Well, just to set it up, I mean, you did
explain how how massive this show is. It is huge
the convention center. It takes over the entire convention center,
but not just that, but also a lot of the
hotels in the surrounding areas. There's a Venetian, they have
a big expo center there, and then a lot of
the suite companies that don't even go to the show
will rent out like a giant suite and show off

(01:05:34):
stuff privately there. So it is massive. It's impossible to
see everything. Probably over like four thousand exhibitors.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
But I go to a lot of the events. I
wander the floor all day long. I did like twenty
two thousand steps yesterday. You know, looking for the stuff,
you know, the TVs and all that stuff kind of
grab your attention, but I'm looking for the little things that,
you know, every day people are going to use. So
here's some interesting ones. Let's start with you want to
start with the weirdest thing that I saw.

Speaker 9 (01:06:00):
There's something that I think you saw that I with
absolutely no exaggeration, no hyperbole, I have dreamt about my
entire life, and.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
I guess what it is. Yes, okay, so I did
see something about this, This smart hair clipper?

Speaker 9 (01:06:15):
Is that it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
This would never be a real Is that real? Chell?

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Tell us about this. It's like an AI guided hair clipper, right,
tell us about it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
So funny. I almost started with that one because that
is okay, when I was a kid, remember those commercials
on TV the flow be Yes, Yes, this is kind
of like the AI equivalent of that. So it looks
like a hair clipper, but it's got this like guide
on it that is AI, I guess helpful. So the
guide actually adjusts as you run this thing up and

(01:06:46):
down your head, and the AI keeps it at different
lengths so you can get like the perfect.

Speaker 9 (01:06:51):
Constantly kind of going up and down or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
Yes, if it's like shorter on the sides and then
it gets to the top of your your haircut short
on the sides on the on the side but on
the top there's a little bit more likely they would
know to adjust itself.

Speaker 7 (01:07:04):
Interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
What, Yeah, this is great. I'm about to pass out
because how often do you get your hair cut? Preferably
once a week once a week, wow, but usually like
every two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
That would trim his hair all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
I saw this in action, and honestly I was tempted
to have them try it on me because I could
use a cleanup, and I was like, what do I
have to lose? It cand of be a fun story,
But they weren't doing it that night, so yeah, we'll see.
I may go back to the booth. But yeah, this
is AI guided. It's called Glide and.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
D if you want to look it up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:07:40):
Is it kind of like I'm excited when you go
to a car show they have concept cars. Is this
a real thing that's available now or is this a
tease of what's to come?

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
This is supposed well. Nailing down whether these things are
real or coming out is always tricky with these companies.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
They always say I have a launch day and then sometimes
it gets to pushed back. I am on their website
it's smartthair clipper dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Smart hair clipper dot com. You want to check it
out and sold?

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
What else?

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Rich, What else do we need to know about?

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
This is interesting. This VVU. This is a device you
put in your toilet and it tests your urine every
time for hydration and wellness.

Speaker 7 (01:08:19):
That's fascinating diversion that tests for drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
I asked if they're going to test for more stuff
in the future. She said absolutely. So this is one
hundred dollars. You know, it's supposed as opposed to test strips.
They say that hydration is such a big part of life,
and it's you know, a big part of a wellness marker.
So I just thought it was interesting that you would
have that you're so obsessed with your hydration, but you
would put this thing in your toy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
We have somebody here on the Woody Show, Gina Grad,
who was dehydrated to the point where she had a
seizure and passed down her bathroom. Had to be taken
to the hospital via ambulance over the holiday break.

Speaker 7 (01:08:51):
So I'd very much like to know without having to
pee in a cup at a doctor's office, if I'm
fully hydrated.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Yeah, I just thought you look at the color. It's
like if it's bright, right, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
If it's pale, that's good. I saw something that I'm
dying to know. If you taste tested, did you see
the lollipop Star?

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Oh my gosh, okay, I was trying it this morning
because they gave me a bunch of them.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Oh lucky.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
This thing is so crazy. Okay, if you're not familiar,
Lollipop Star is basically a lollipop that plays music in
your mouth when you suck on it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
It uses like a bone induction technology.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Yes, what yeah, bone conduction, so conduction. Basically, it was
a little tiny electronics in the base of it, and
that it looks like a regular lollipop. I got the
I think it was salted lime. And you suck on
this thing and as you're you know, nothing to do
with the sucking, but it just as your teeth are
on this, they vibrate your bones and make you hear

(01:09:45):
this music and it really works.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Okay, let's talk about something actually useful. And I did
see that you would post this again. You can find
a rich on social media at rich on Tech and
it's this stare climbing robot vacuum blown up on all
the time. Yeah, and I keep saying like I'm not
just rich talking about but like this seems to be
getting a lot of attention there at the Consumer Electronic Show.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
And there's multiple versions, right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Yeah, there's a bunch of a bunch of companies working
on this. This is probably the most trending video on
my Instagram at rich on Tech right now. I've just
been posting a ton of stuff. But this is Dream
d r E a m E. They're a pretty well
known maker of vacuums and robotics stuff. But yeah, they
have this bionic quad track vacuum cleaner that climb stairs.

(01:10:34):
But here's the deal. It's still a prototype. It doesn't
use wheels, it uses like these tracks. It almost looks
like like a tank, like the tracks underneath the tank.
But here's the weird part. It's got the standard room
buck kind of like you know, circular vacuum, but it
goes into this like shell and then the shell goes

(01:10:55):
up the stairs and then it goes down the stairs
and it goes back out. So it's like getting into
like a little armored car almost to go up the stairs.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
Since we're talking this is a robot vacuum, but since
we're talking robots, just in general here. I posted a
comment on one of your videos and it was a
it was a robot like one of the you know,
the things is going to eventually kill us humanoid and
it was showing. It was showing it like shadow boxing
and stuff, and I go, why are we teaching these
things to fight?

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
Question?

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
I don't know, But like, okay, fold laundry great, because
there is another thing too, there's that folding that laundry
folding robot.

Speaker 17 (01:11:33):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
I spent the I'm not kidding, I spent the entire
second half of the day yesterday just looking at robots
because they're so fun. They had Okay, they had robots
that are like a puppeteer, like puppet hands, puppet robot
hands doing like little robot puppets. Okay, they had an
entire chorus of robots. I'm talking maybe three dozen robots

(01:11:54):
sitting in chairs, all just moving at the same time.
That was number two. They had the laundry fold robot.
There's two of them. I saw one is from Dinah
d y n A and I watched it fold this towel. Now,
it would have taken a human like three seconds to fold.
It took this thing like a minute to figure out
how to row, you know, but.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
They couldn't do it twenty four hours a day. But
you're saying like like you walk saying you walk away.
That's like you could do all the dishes, that's right,
Like but before you just throw them the dishwasher, walk away,
do your other things, come back and the dishes are done.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
It's like this can can take all your laundry, fold
it even if it takes longer.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Who cares? You didn't have to do it?

Speaker 9 (01:12:29):
You sit and watch TV.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Yeah, I saw actually fighting robots as the see why
That's what I want to know, Like, like, what's the
one that you're getting.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Menace the one X technology? Richard Mensa put the money
in from one of those. He's getting one of those things.
Uh like, So it's it's that type of robot that
I'm talking about. Why are we teaching those things to
fight humans?

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Humanoid?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Just I don't even know why it would do that
demo because it's just like asking for trouble. It's like,
why are showing this, why are we even? Why are
you and showing that we've explained to these robots that
we need to fight. Yeah, you know there's gonna be
a robot army that comes across and just thousands of
these things that come through the door, and there is
no hiding, there's no avoiding it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
We are done as a humans. Talking about other stuff
that is there. At cees you mentioned, you know, the
TV seemed to get a lot of the attention, like
kind of like attention grabbing kind of thing. Is there
anything that kind of stood out this year? Like how
much more can we do with televisions? Is there something
that stood out to you from the TV stuff? You know, well,
there is one thing I saw.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
I mean, obviously they all continue to get bigger and
brighter and you know, better contrast.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
That's yeah, yeah, we've heard that forever.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
What I think is interesting is actually AI is helping
people hear the dialogue better. I don't know if you've
ever been doing this for you watch a movie and
you're like, what did they just say?

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Every day?

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Yeah, what is up with that? Like we figured out
surround sounds out the you know, gazoo, but we can't
figure out how to hear these people. So AI can
now separate the audio track from the background, and you
can kind of turn that up so you can hear
people better, and I'm seeing that across a bunch of
different TVs, not just yeah, but rich.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
We we're allowed to talk about it now because we're
under NDA. We have that secret meeting where we got
to see those new displays with TCL because they have
so you're out of CES. You're going to hear all
these TV companies talk about RGB, which is red green
blue but in the like the new age of uh
red green blue is the micro RGB, but TCL like

(01:14:34):
jumped the gun and now they're like going ahead of that,
and they're coming out with s QD, which is super
quantum dots, which is like ultra coolor.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Okay, so this is this is there's a disconnect, right yeah, yeah,
which is what.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Which is just like even like even definition. And the
reason that they can do that, because we've talked about
this before, because TCL versus all these other companies that
are already behind with RGB, is that they have to
buy parts from other companies, which TCL can do. They
make their own parts. Okay, so they're able to advance

(01:15:12):
like SpaceX.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
SpaceX is like three D printing a lot of stuff
they need for their rockets and stuff right there and
Hawthorn at their at their facility's coal.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Yeah, so they're able to AD's faster than anybody else.

Speaker 12 (01:15:23):
Can.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
I just try to explain TV technology and like a
little bit like what makes the TV better. Basically, every
TV is made up of like display pixels, right, and
so the more that you can illuminate those pixels individually
and with different colors, the better the picture is going
to look. Because let's say you have a picture of
just a moon. You don't want to see the moon
with like you know, clouding around the edges or you know,

(01:15:46):
bleeding the color out to the rest of the screen.
You want to see just that moon in the rest
of is completely black.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
So the more pixels you have, the more control you
have over lighting them, the better your screen looks, the
better your picture looks. And that's really what all these
manufacturers are trying to do without going to o lead,
which is very expensive, and it's just you know, these
companies would rather use you know, the older technology that
still works, but it looks better depending on how you

(01:16:13):
illuminate it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
And then moving on from television because I know we're
running out of time. Rich On Tech is on with
us he is at CEES in Las Vegas checking out
all these different gadgets. I mean it is like, dude,
this is this is like getting to go to Wonka's
chocolate factory when you're in the in the tech and
just seeing all this stuff. So I'm really interested in finding,

(01:16:36):
you know, something good. I think I would get a
lot of use out of it. We always have to
do these videos for different things with the company here,
for advertisers or whatever, and they always have all this
you know, copy for us to read and do it
looking directly into the camera. And I keep seeing all
these glasses that have like teleprompter kind of features and
stuff in it, the smart glasses things like that. There
seems to be a ton of them out there. Rich,

(01:16:57):
is there one that you recommend, like the one that
looks like they doesn't have to be sunglasses, I know,
the ray band stuff, but like just like just like
regular you can put a prescription in eyewear that also
would have like say that like sort of tell like
teleprompter type of feature.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
I tried out two pairs of these. Uh, And I'll
tell you what the problem is in a second. But
the market leader is clearly called even realities. So I
tried them yesterday. Okay, they are really good. They invented
this whole genre of the display glasses and I tried
the teleprompter yesterday and it was easy to read. And
the second version, by the way, is way better than

(01:17:34):
the first version of these glasses. They also came out
with a smart rings that you can navigate on screen
with your fingers. Rocket rok Id is another brand doing
the same exact thing. But here is the problem. And
you know, because the idea is I'd love to give
a speech where I can just read it off my
glasses and talk into an audience. That'd make life so
much easier. But here's the thing. When you move around,

(01:17:57):
the screen that you're looking at is also kind of
jumping around just by the natural movement of your body.
And so it was very distracting to me to try
to read off of this thing because you're you're just
moving and so still exactly when they can figure out
how to make this thing sort of float in front
of you instead of being locked into the lenses, I
think that is going to be a game changer for

(01:18:18):
that technology.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
Interesting, all right, So, but between the two even realities,
and then is it Roki our rocket r O K
I D which which one? Which one do you like
the best? Which one right now is the is the
better one?

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Even Realities I think is the to me when I
tried them both on even Realities was easier to see.
But I think, you know, the rocket, I think, you know,
don't discount them just yet. The very early which.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Ones look sexier?

Speaker 9 (01:18:44):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Which ones do you look hotdter?

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
And you know I haven't gone through my video yet,
so I got to see which.

Speaker 9 (01:18:49):
Ones I look at something that would be good for
motorcycle riders for navigation you know, Oh yeah, that'd be
a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Yeah, well Rich, thank you uh for getting into some
of I know it's a it's very busy when CEES.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Is going on.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
The good thing is like you get to go on
I'm sure before the general public though, right like cauld
you get that kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Yeah, you're like VIP right right, uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Yeah, we get like two days before the general kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Because then I saw they did it was essentially you know,
they do the rope drop at the theme parks and stuff,
and then everybody rushes they did that with the public
going into CEES and it was it looked like a madhouse. Yeah,
it is very well attended, I mean very well. A
lot of cool stuff going on well rich on Tech.
Find them on social media at rich on Tech and
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(01:19:34):
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Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Rich On Tech. Everybody, thanks guys. All right, dude, Happy
New Year and we'll talk to you next time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Sounds good?

Speaker 16 (01:19:54):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Is the Wood Show will be right back? The Wood
Show will be right back. Ain't nothing but a jake,
thanks at Ain't.

Speaker 18 (01:20:04):
Nothing but a Soca Sports Day with the G Jeff Garcia.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Thanks, Yoh, it's good Jeff G. What up? And good morning?
What you show?

Speaker 19 (01:20:14):
Lakers were in San Antonio last night taking on Wimby
and the Spurs.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
No Lebron, no Ruie, no Austin Reeves.

Speaker 19 (01:20:20):
They were shorthanded, so needless to say, they got cooked
by the Spurs. Luca did have a thirty eight point
triple double, which included this amazing assist to Jackson Hayes
from half court. Going down three first, Jeff Holly, how
are you passed from Lucas?

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Great look by Luca. Yeah, Luca didn't have much help
last night.

Speaker 19 (01:20:40):
Lakers only shot twenty three percent from three point land.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
They were pretty bad man. Moving on to the Clippers.

Speaker 19 (01:20:46):
They lost to the Knicks yesterday won twenty three, one eleven.
Harden had twenty three points in the lost. Kawhi had
twenty five. Hockey Kings lost to San Jose Ducks in
Carolina this afternoon. College football playoffs continue tonight Miami versus
Old Miss. You know, chances are Miami's gonna win this
game Woodie Show, but I would love to see Old
Miss pull off the upset and shove it right in

(01:21:07):
Lane Kiffin's face for leaving them Erley to coach lsu And.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
Finally, this morning, what are you gonna love this man?

Speaker 19 (01:21:12):
Former NFL player Matt Khalil is suing his ex wife
Hayley Bailey for invasion of privacy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Now get this.

Speaker 19 (01:21:19):
She went on a Twitch live stream with famous streamer
Marlin and blasted it out to the world that her
ex husband, Matt Khalil.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Has a teeny weenie.

Speaker 19 (01:21:28):
Now, first of all, never heard of anyone suing someone
else for that reason.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
And number two, why would you want to bring more.

Speaker 19 (01:21:34):
Attention to the fact that you have a teeny WEENI
unless you plan on bringing a ruler to court improving
it wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
Good luck with that, bro. I'm Jeff G. And that's
your SoCal sport, right Jeff YouTube in the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
If you want to give us a call, be part
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And then you can also find us and follow us
on social media. Look for us there at the Woody
Show where we're still getting ladies hitting us up. Who

(01:22:10):
are down to go on a on a date with
dumb ass Tyler or Menji?

Speaker 20 (01:22:16):
Love that?

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
Yeah, I'll read you a actual love connection.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
What The comments on the post were pretty funny. Yeah,
I was dying, but there.

Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
Were a lot of guys commenting, oh yeah, a lot
of interest.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
We never asked that man. Actually, yeah, all.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Right here, dumb ass Tyler. This one's uh, this one's
about you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Email.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
It's from uh Alyssa. I'm sorry, yeah, Alyssa. It says hi,
my name's Alyssa. I'm thirty six years old. Listening to
Tyler speak about himself and what he looks for when
dating aligns perfectly with my ideals. I also look more
for good personality rather than looks, and I hate one
night stands because I prefer a connection with someone. Tyler

(01:22:56):
sounds like a sweet guy, and that's truly all that
matters to me is finding someone kind and funny to
do life with, happy to share more about myself. If
y'all are interested, have a great day. It's from Melissa.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
PS.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
I've never done anything like this before, That's what they
all said. But for somebody who's never hed before, you're
really good at that. But something about him just made
me say it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
Why not? So here I'll ford this time. She didn't
social links. That was a nice though, so very thought.
That was very intriguing. That was Yeah, Yeah, were you
up all night in d MS? I was in bed still.

Speaker 9 (01:23:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
We posted on our on our Instagram. You know a
picture of Menji. Someone said, man for a guy who's.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
How old are you?

Speaker 13 (01:23:49):
Thirty?

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
How old thirty three? Why does he look fifty? Yeah?
But I don't think that was you look not? I know,
I know sounds weird saying it doesn't sound like an insult,
you sound right, yeah, because because just I think just
his pose, the way he carries himself, the way, yeah,
the way you carry yourself. I don't know if that

(01:24:10):
was necessarily as a as an insult. It's like, yeah, damn,
you're old.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Correct, he looks old and young at the same time.

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, slightly gray. And there
was this one chick She's like, damn, Menji's hot. And
I saw her picture and I'm like, wow, really, oh,
good for you, Good for you Menji.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Okay, thanks, it's great.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
As a man who out kicked his coverage, I think
I'm allowed to say that, like it would be out
kicking your coverage for sure.

Speaker 9 (01:24:41):
And then me, good for you. Tyler is in his
mid thirties, right, And then I thought, I seriously thought
Tyler was in his late twenties.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Yeah, because the way he dresses.

Speaker 9 (01:24:52):
Maybe, sorry, I like to call the way would I
would have thought twenty seven? Yeah, yeah tops.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
And then uh, and then we got this one. This
is a woman who uh she goes, Oh my god,
she goes. I'm in so much love with Greg Gory
ever since I first into your show. He has been
my favorite. I know that he's gay, but I think
I might be able to change his mind. I've never
said anything like this before, but I can change you anyway. Also,

(01:25:21):
like just to do it just in general, a wellness
check on Greg Gorey. I know he's a very sensitive
guy and he seems to carry a lot of his
emotional weight with him. Uh So, gregor hope you're fine.
I love you, And that is from desiree.

Speaker 9 (01:25:35):
Incredibly sweet, well, very nice. I mean, I am fine.
Everything's totally fine, except for one nagging thought, and that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
Is that is not going to come out right exactly
like if doesn't get super tight.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
You went through all of that, all that.

Speaker 9 (01:25:51):
Separation of the skin from the let's hope it tightens
up now. The one weird thing that I have that's
been looming over me is that, uh my brother's birthday
would have been this week and the thought that I had,
and this is pertains to him and to friends of
ours who are no longer with us. If I make
it on this earth a couple more years, I will

(01:26:13):
be older than my older brother. Ever was Does that
make sense? Yeah? Super weird, Like we have mutual friends
that have passed away, and we are all quite a
bit older than they were when they died. It's such
a trippy thought that's been nagon and that speaks.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
To the whole you never know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
Yeah, idea like today could be You're not promised tomorrow.
Idea totally yolo, Greg, perhaps, Yeah, you got to maintain it,
maintain it, maintain it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
That was always a big one for both my parents,
because all my grandparents died relatively young, and so each
one will be like, well, just past, my dad just
passed my mom. Now I only have my mom and
she's outlived everybody.

Speaker 9 (01:26:51):
I never thought, yeah, my mom has outlived all her sisters.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
Yeah, very weird thought.

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
I haven't had that thought when it comes to you know,
death or someone who I've outlived. But I did have
that thought a number of years ago when I realized
that I was older than my mom was when I
graduated high school, Like wow, because I put myself in
that position of like, I could have a kid who's
graduating high school right now, and how weird that would be. Yeah,

(01:27:17):
Like it's already weird enough that I have teenagers, right.
You know that doesn't seem because you always feel younger than.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
You actually are.

Speaker 7 (01:27:23):
How could I have a kid? I am a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Yeah, like you're you're not as old as you you
don't feel as old as you actually are. Yeah, And
so that was that was kind of a weird mind
So I understand what you're saying. It I haven't thought
about in that context.

Speaker 9 (01:27:36):
Or when you think about what your parents did that
you're mad about, and then you realize, wow, there were
twenty years younger than I am now and I was
mad about what they did.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
They were more on tech, says.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
I know you feel, Greg. I'm thirty eight now and
I'm older than my dad ever was. It's a weird feeling.

Speaker 9 (01:27:51):
It's super bizarre. I guess birthdays will remind you of that,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Yeah, Greg, if you're looking to take your mind off
of it, I did offer whoever wanted to go with
me today because I got to take the plane out
and I was gonna just take whoever wanted to go
up to just a quick lunch. Is a quick lunch,
and you know, if you like Greg, I think that
might just take your mind off I don't know if
I'm prepared you, Greg, Greg, I I figured it would

(01:28:17):
be the last person but that's that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
I want to say, but I don't know if I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
That's all good.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
I definitely want to go. I just can't do it today.

Speaker 7 (01:28:24):
Yeah, can you go to I got to wash my hair,
to watch my boots.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
You know, I want I want Creig to have a thrill.
That would be a thrill. Is there gonna be any wind?

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Is there gonna be.

Speaker 4 (01:28:40):
Any very nice day, short short flight, nice day in
the place the place that that I was thinking about.
The food is awesome. Yeah, it's great. So I'm just
throwing that that I think about it for a few hours,
just something. I had to take the plane out anyway
today and so I've let's been a good opportunity to

(01:29:01):
kind of throw it out to the team and see
if anybody wanted to go up.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
That's fine.

Speaker 9 (01:29:04):
So the plane needs mechanical work, do you want to know? No, No,
it doesn't need mechanical work.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
Every thirty days, you're supposed to run a system, right
for it's the anti icing system or whatever. Its just
it's just so, you know, sometimes it just current. Sometimes
you have like a like a like a soap pump
or a shampoo pump, you know, and if you haven't
used it for a minute, it gets that like it
kind of gunks up on the end. You just want
to make sure that everything's free flowing. So every thirty

(01:29:30):
days you just you just run it for a couple
of minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Get that gunk out. That's it, before you take it
up into the air. Get your gunk out. Yeah, all right,
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie is the phone number
if you want to call in. Hit us a text
if you like on the text over the two two
nine eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
All right, comeing up, we're gonna have some of the
week in audio.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
Yes, Seabats, did you ever uh, did you ever have
a conversation with the muckety MUCKs about the patreon you
set up.

Speaker 11 (01:30:09):
That's supposed that's supposed to happen today, But they're partner.
There's been a lot of misinformation about that. Oh, cart
Arks is not behind him paywall at all whatsoever. This
is something that people have been asking for, quite frankly
for years. This is just bonus stuff, behind the scenes,
discussion commentary. This is this is not original Cartnark's material.
That's that's that's out there to be seen. That's still
fully available on YouTube?

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Is cardon arks?

Speaker 7 (01:30:31):
Is it related to Carton?

Speaker 11 (01:30:32):
Yeah, I said it's behind the scenes commentary, et cetera, stupor, which,
as what he mentioned, I'm fully authorized to do is
part of my deal here. So this is just this
is this is just misunderstanding, misinformation. I'm sure it will
be cleared up very easily.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
I'm sure it will.

Speaker 6 (01:30:48):
Is that why you're in a collared shirt today? You
have your big meeting.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
Finally we're talking about twenty two dollars so far settled down. Yeah, no,
I know, I'm a little I'm a little unnerved by
this because this is again something that it's not.

Speaker 11 (01:31:03):
I'm not hiding anything. This is I didn't even think
this would be a deal. Quite frankly, this is just
again bonus material, behind the scenes stuff like for instance,
the clip we played of Insane Clouds clown Puss. You
talked about cart Narks, Well, we talked about that on
the air last month. This is just me kind of
delving into that, discussing it for super fans.

Speaker 22 (01:31:18):
This is just.

Speaker 11 (01:31:20):
Exactly this is DVD extras. This is bonus material for fan.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
So I know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
But like again, the argument is cart Narks, which is
a company whatever.

Speaker 11 (01:31:30):
Which the company has, through an agreement, allowed me to
keep the money of in.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
Fact that who cares?

Speaker 9 (01:31:36):
But that I know?

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
But that okay, all right?

Speaker 18 (01:31:38):
Like that?

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
You know, look, I was, I was. I was already
in my meeting about it because they're like, well, what
do you know? I don't know anything about it? A
greater point, I don't know anything about it. First off,
again easily explainable. This is not not paywalling the material.
It's all out there for free. But why is the
company's first response, we don't want you making money because
it's something that they own, right, I understand that, But
but we've already had that talk. We've already had that agreement,

(01:32:00):
and again I took a large pay cut as part
of that agreement, very large. So why is their first response,
We don't want you succeeding. We want to clamp down
on something that again is not a big I think
you asked them that just like that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
I should think that that's that's a response.

Speaker 11 (01:32:16):
The response should be, and should have always been when
you got something like this that pops off, is hey,
how can we help you grow expand make this better?
Not hey let's shut this down? For again, for no
reason that I can.

Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
Undersand like if I if I decided to do like
a Woodie show behind the scenes and through Patreon, like
they wouldn't be cool that right.

Speaker 11 (01:32:35):
But you've already but you've already had the conversation again,
this is already part of my deal that card Knark's
income is mine.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
That's not news. Yeah again, I think, well, well, I
think you'll have the Yeah, you'll have the conver I do.
I see, I do see both sides. I see, I
see what you're saying.

Speaker 11 (01:32:50):
I literally gave them tens of thousands of dollars back
so that I could have this incentive and for them
to be done that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
But that was the that was the YouTube care because.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
That's what the agreement was. From the understanding is that
was what the agreement was. I have a question, how
do you spell Patreon? Because I get for Tron.

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
Again.

Speaker 11 (01:33:10):
I'll have this conversation. But it is disturbing that their
first move is no, stop it. We don't want you
to succeed, to succeed. Yeah, no, I get that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
That's that's that's unnerving. Always like it's because you get
like the I don't want to be an agist, but
like when you get older people in charge, they don't
understand it, so they just shut it.

Speaker 11 (01:33:28):
Down exactly, and that there should be hey can we
help you?

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
How can we make this happen? This happened. You just
went with this for the Dubai trip.

Speaker 11 (01:33:35):
Their first move was no, stop, how can we stop
this from happening? When again, it was a great event.
I loved it. It was great for Menace, great for everybody.
But the first move from the company was it, how
can we help you make this happen? It was no,
how can we stop this?

Speaker 4 (01:33:48):
Well, I see the argument on both sides. I don't
see the argument on their side. Well, it'd be like
if I decided to sell their airtime.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
But it's not like that.

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
It is because you didn't have your own They own
which the brand, which is Cartners, which the intellectual property correcch.
We already have an agreement about this is This isn't
like I'm breaking new ground here. This is a several
years I'll give it. I'll give you an example because
I went through this on one of the contracts. Whatever
social media we already had set up before we got here,
was stuff that we still have ownership of anything that

(01:34:21):
was created any social So yes, I do have ownership
of a social media account at the Woodie Show for
different things. But say we sent something else up not
over that social media account, right, But again, this agreement
already has been discussed.

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
I'm rooting for you. It doesn't sound like it. I
just said, I see both sides.

Speaker 4 (01:34:39):
I could see where if they own something, they don't
want somebody else making money on something that they own,
because that's what they're in business for.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
We've already had that talk for the YouTube. I've already
given them tens of thousands.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
Of dollars back for that talk for the YouTube. Who
cares what they'll care about? Who cares day care? I
think that's the point.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
Anything they care about hiding.

Speaker 11 (01:34:58):
The material this is simply bonus stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
And I said this before when this was first discussed. Now,
Sea Bass I, this is something definitely I would love
to do as well. But I definitely would have a
discussion first, and it would be a really hard conversation
to explain, you know, sometimes why it's a benefit for everybody? Yeah,
because it normally what are you talking about me? It's
why do they care?

Speaker 11 (01:35:20):
Because again, this is this is nothing that affects anybody
they are chasing down.

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
I'm just telling I'll give you example, is they chase
down every single dollar, you know, like you know why
they care?

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
Yeah, let's make dollars together, that's why.

Speaker 11 (01:35:33):
But I had that conversation. In fact, I had a
meeting with our old muggy MUCKs about this, and I
brought in a professional said hey, man, we're this is
a lot of this has got a lot of heat
on it. What's some stuff we could do with this?
Had that meeting, had that discussion. One person here who
doesn't work here anymore got I guess got fired or whatever,
and said, no, I want to do something else, which
she never did, never happened. It was, but it was

(01:35:55):
not how can we make this happen?

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
It was how can we stop this? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
Well, I know they do partnerships with other people in
the company. Charlotte made the Gods one that I can
point to where it comes to like the books or
hosting different shows or what there Although there was one
example and I'm not going to use a name, and
I'm not going to give you too many specifics, but
just kind of an idea, is that one of the
hosts on company radio station got offered to have involvement

(01:36:22):
in this TV show and they go, well, I mean
you could do it, but they kept eighty percent of
what he was paid for doing this show because he
had a contract that said that he was you know,
media exclusive to whatever. So eighty percent, eighty percent went
to and he did it because he felt it goes

(01:36:42):
would be good for his brand, right, like to get
his name out there or whatever.

Speaker 11 (01:36:47):
But yeah, he kept twenty percent. Well that's a terrible
move by him. But again, we already have had this conversation.
This is not news to anybody. Yeah, about YouTube again,
what's the difference here I'm giving I'm giving you a
preview of House. I can tell you I thought it
was all Cartnark's digital. Why would why would this be
again this twenty two dollars? Why would that be any difference. Well,

(01:37:09):
that's the whole problem. Is I really need to Well,
my Giant pay cut was in writing. Again Giant, I'll
tell you a number. Fifty thousand dollars a year is
in writing. I don't get from this company anymore, and
they want me to then when I have a little
a little bit of incentive, a little bit of incentive
to try some stuff, do some stuff. Again, this is
just extra added value content. This is not I'm not

(01:37:31):
hiding you know, hey to see the full video go
blah blah blah blah. This is just bonus material that
that that their instinct is to squash it or quash
it is really really troubling.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
I will see how that. We'll see, Like you know,
I'm in these stupid, dumb convers the dumbest conversations you
can imagine. It's a it's radio, right, and so you
have these conversations and it's like, this is what we're
spending all of our time.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
I thought we were a tech company.

Speaker 13 (01:37:55):
Minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
Yeah, tech companies do not at this company, but a
previous company. I got pulling the office. Why are you
so focused on putting the radio station on YouTube and
Facebook and Twitter? We really need to re evaluate your time.

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
That that was how it worked years ago, because people
were going to places like YouTube or other podcast platforms,
and uh, we would post videos that we did on
YouTube and they go no, no, no, no, can't post on YouTube.
It has to be hosted by the company's uh website.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
They get that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
Yeah, so they get that that.

Speaker 11 (01:38:32):
Little bomb by the way, that's what they wanted to
do with a Gronkowski cruise video. And I said to them,
especially if the idiot Mike the Show Killer. At the time,
I said, look, uh, this video will get no traction
on our proprietary media player. I'm putting it on YouTube.
F off, And what happened. It was on barstool and
ESPN and all these other things, because that's how these
things spread. So at least we're not at that level anymore,

(01:38:54):
thank god. But the Mic the Show Killer, I've heard
newmem or from numerous people. Oh, I found Woody Show
through cart narks because our little logos on there. It's
in all the bios it says ass heard on the
Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
It's said.

Speaker 11 (01:39:05):
So for them to like again this is this, this,
this idea of squash and crimp and kill is is
just anti creative and anti productive.

Speaker 4 (01:39:14):
I mean, I will say I would have maybe had
the conversation I maybe I would have had basically from
all the other things that I've heard, if I had
some new any kind of thing that involved revenue whatsoever,
like when we started, for example, when we started the
Woody Show merch thing, right, I'd explain that to them
and about how you know, nothing that comes in from
that because we're not really we're not making quote any

(01:39:35):
money on it. The money that does get quote made
on that goes to keep the website up, goes to
keep the people who are doing the things for the
site covered. So we break you there's no nobody's making
any money. But nobody was making anything personally. But I
had to have that conversation up front because they do
care about that.

Speaker 11 (01:39:53):
That's that was my idea, is that I thought we
already had this conversation. I thought this was part of
my quote unquote deal. I didn't didn't eve popped in
my head that anyone would even care. Quite frankly, yeah,
well I guess we'll see how it goes. Because that
was that was the way to start the first day
after break. It was like, well, that's a that's a third,
that's a third point is that Why not just pop
in and say, hey, what's going on with this? I
explained how it's just bonus material, blah blah blah, it's

(01:40:14):
totally voluntary, and you.

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
Got to be a big meeting, a big thing. Why
is this? Why is this an issue? People?

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
Because anything that has like there was a question about
what was he doing in that performance.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
Dudent like, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:40:24):
That's fully, that's I mean a friendship sketch.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
I don't I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:40:31):
I think that if I was in management, I would
applaud the go get go get out.

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
That was my point, said, hey, how can we help you?
What can we do?

Speaker 11 (01:40:41):
Can we have We've got these connections here? Can we
set up a menion for you?

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
Keep in mind there's money and they don't know how
much or how little. So when there's money and I'll
tell you twenty two dollars, right, but there's money involved,
but that then there is their interest.

Speaker 9 (01:40:52):
I flip the script. It's always like, oh what money.
We don't know what you're talking about. There's no money.

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
This is not a.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
Growth mindset people, seven forty four Wooding. You can text
us if you like over to two two nine eight seven.
I'd pick good money to be left off of phone
calls and emails all together.

Speaker 7 (01:41:10):
Wouldn't that be nice?

Speaker 4 (01:41:10):
Oh my god, it'd be fantastic.

Speaker 9 (01:41:13):
Just tell them you got you gotta work on that,
just saying you know what we got five minutes?

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Cool?

Speaker 9 (01:41:18):
What do you got we'll talk about it later. I
have nothing to do with it. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
And then we'll have the week in audio that will
be coming up next year on The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
Hang on the Woody Show. We'll be right back.

Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
Also in the news, sources say there's a possibility of
Woody's hemorrhoids being back on this development and.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
Give you the latest updates.

Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
One available is now more of the Woody Show. It
is a throwback Thursday. Get your request over to us
on the text over to two two nine eight seven.
This next one is not up to you or us.
It is up to one man, and he is the
senior vice president and managing partner of club. Turn up

(01:42:00):
the Pride of Poma l Presidente himself, Ladies and gentlemen.
For the first time in twenty twenty six, I give
you DJ Tim Martinez.

Speaker 10 (01:42:12):
Yeah, yeah, yes, year.

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
What do you say, t Mizzle? I missed you so much? Yeah, babe,
I know aabes. We had all these plants like hangout
and whatever. He was busy. I was bit like it
was crazy. This is the schedules.

Speaker 23 (01:42:28):
Schedules couldn't couldn't collide, and I got sick everywhere else
I told you, like I've known so many people, like
the flu thing is really going around it?

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
Is it the a flu? A?

Speaker 7 (01:42:39):
Yeah? And apparently everyone got the wrong vaccine.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
Is that right? Wait, there's a there's a letter for
this flu.

Speaker 7 (01:42:45):
Yeah, it's always air b oh, gotcha, gotcha?

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
Okay, this one's just a okay.

Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
I got the flu.

Speaker 4 (01:42:53):
As much as we love to chop it up some
more with DJ Tim Martinez today, he's on a very
tight schedule for his other responsibilities around here at the
radio station. Our friends, he doesn't have time for us.

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
That is not true to take that he's got. He's
got very little time for us. This was his one job.

Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
So we're just gonna have to kind of get right
to let's do it, yeah, right to it. All right,
But it is good to see.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
You, my friend. I love you. Guys.

Speaker 9 (01:43:18):
Great.

Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
We're looking forward to some really fun stuff that's happening
this year with the Woody Show, which you know, Tim
and I are discussing different things because Tim's kind of
the guy that you do like wood you show prom
or do some of.

Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
These other things like that makes it happen. Tim is
the muscle behind those ye logistics. He is very little muscle,
but yeah, some days. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43:35):
Anyway, So DJ Tim Martinez back in the day was
a club DJ, and so we put him in charge
of picking the songs that would go back in the
day with here up in the club and what he
got for us today, Tim Martinez.

Speaker 23 (01:43:46):
We are going to the Lovely Year of two thousand
and two. We're doing Satisfaction. Benny Bonassi, all.

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
Right, show.

Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
Satisfaction, satisffectation up in the club.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
It is back Thursday. It is the one to show.

Speaker 4 (01:44:10):
D J Tim Martin, do you have a new Year's resolution?
I would like any kind of like goal for the year?

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
I do not, you do not?

Speaker 12 (01:44:21):
All right?

Speaker 23 (01:44:21):
No, I tackle every year the same way I tackle
every other year.

Speaker 4 (01:44:27):
Is there just one particular that you're looking forward to?
I always have to have something to look forward.

Speaker 7 (01:44:31):
To, spending more time with us.

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
I mean, honestly, if you have a big trip you're planning.

Speaker 3 (01:44:36):
Or you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:44:38):
Actually, yes, I want to Uh, he's looking forward to
going to another Dodgers World Series.

Speaker 12 (01:44:43):
There.

Speaker 23 (01:44:43):
I mean, we are going to do a three p
but we'll get to that later in the year. But
there's a lot of home improvements that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
Artiday.

Speaker 4 (01:44:53):
Yeah, I know that's now you're talking. See, now we
have to get a lunch on the books. I'm going
to go to disgust these home improvement projects the yard, right,
Greg and I are very true. God, you just got
me horny.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
You better get out of here before Greg bang. Yeah,
that's what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:45:07):
No, he's got it. He's got to get he's got
stuff to do today. He's on a like I said,
a very tight schedule.

Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
But it was great. Senior guys, love you. Yeah, you
can't wait to talk next week.

Speaker 4 (01:45:15):
DJ Tim Martinez, everybody the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
Yeah, moving right along. We got this week in audio
that is.

Speaker 11 (01:45:26):
I gotta ask you about this video and audio from
Chris Red. He's a former Sarnate Live member. He was
d twenty seventeen to twenty twenty two.

Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
You play like jay Z and rappers and yeah, yeah,
but the name doesn't sound familiar.

Speaker 6 (01:45:39):
To right the picture.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
Well, but he's stated in the news for one reason.

Speaker 11 (01:45:44):
Yeah, he made this weird admission among others on Instagram
this week.

Speaker 24 (01:45:47):
Okay, while I was at the show, I had some
pill issues.

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
You know, I have some pill problems.

Speaker 24 (01:45:52):
Nothing, nothing too crazy but crazy for my black ass.
You know, and I was even selling something to the people,
So some of I'm not gonna I'm not gonnach you
just did.

Speaker 13 (01:46:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
Oh he left out the one part why he's stayed
in the news in the past couple of years after leading,
because he was dating like Keenan Thompson's ex wife.

Speaker 9 (01:46:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
I think they're still the gather.

Speaker 11 (01:46:13):
Well, regardless when you say I sold pills to my
cast members, but I'm not going to tell you who
guess what, people are gonna start asking.

Speaker 4 (01:46:19):
Yeah, they're gonna look at everybody that you were on
the cast.

Speaker 11 (01:46:21):
Yeah, every interview from now on, those people, that's I
feel like that's a that's a street foul man, that's
what you say.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. They like they in
the in the streets. They always love to keep everything
super vague, which annoys the f out of me when
it comes to like rap beefs and all this kind
of stuff like this sub tweeting. If you're gonna talk
about it, talk about just talk about it. That's the worst.
I sold pills to Pete Davidson.

Speaker 24 (01:46:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
Yeah, everything is always so vague. Or if there's like
a medical issue with somebody in the streets. You never
know what's happening with them.

Speaker 4 (01:46:58):
Did anybody catch that, uh, that commercial with Pete Davidson
for I think it's for Alexa or whatever it is. Yeah,
and Amazon, you know, maybe not Pete, how about something else?
And they keep going through all these different names and
they say, what about calling you big D?

Speaker 3 (01:47:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:47:13):
I picked up on that. You know, everybody's talked about
like how he's got he's got a big D. But
then he didn't he come out and say like he
was tired of people. But yet that's in the commerce.
He loves it. I love it. If there's a rumor
out there about me, well I wouldn't want something about
I sold. I sold pills and stuff to people.

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
In his comedy special, he said that was like, actually
like that, Ariana Grande is an evil genius by some
built them up because after he started like dating other people,
they would be disappointed, like, hey, every time minute takes
you on a date, he spends five thousand dollars on you.

Speaker 4 (01:47:52):
But maybe maybe it is bigger than average. It's just
because now it's been built up, especially her iners. Yeah,
it's true. Yeah, she's like when they're doing it, she
looks like a rat data.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:48:09):
Rat Yeah, you know, you knew where I was going. Yeah,
she's real tiny sea mats.

Speaker 11 (01:48:15):
This weekend audio, this guy came out and he was
not subtle about what he was saying. This is on
ITV in the UK and here they are introducing their
next guest.

Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
And with the every UK penis size around five point
two inches, our next guest measures up to just zero.

Speaker 7 (01:48:30):
Point three eight inches.

Speaker 2 (01:48:31):
For comparison, that's about the size of.

Speaker 7 (01:48:33):
Garden pay.

Speaker 4 (01:48:35):
A golden tape.

Speaker 3 (01:48:37):
Wait, you're going on public television. Yes, he is.

Speaker 11 (01:48:41):
It's actually an American from North Carolina who's got might
be the world's smallest penis, and he is going He
sat like that for like a nine minute interview on
ITV and here he is talking about well, he's spreading awareness,
as they all say, you got to be aware of things.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
I got to see that.

Speaker 11 (01:48:58):
Well you can just imagine because he talks about just
the day to day problems of having a tiny point
three eight inch penis.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
Oh my god, how does be size your penis affect
your day to day life?

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
What sort of impacts does it have?

Speaker 5 (01:49:11):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:49:11):
I pee on my balls a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:49:14):
Straight out?

Speaker 9 (01:49:18):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (01:49:20):
I'm just making a joke, does beside.

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
Your penis affect your day to day life.

Speaker 3 (01:49:27):
What sort of impacts does it.

Speaker 17 (01:49:28):
Have aside from like the not being able to like
like I can't go out have a one night stand,
I can't go out and do things like that. But
it also affects you with your ability to use the restaurroom,
your confidence.

Speaker 9 (01:49:43):
Because you can't you and it's standing up, can you?

Speaker 17 (01:49:46):
No, even even sitting down can be tricky with clean
up and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:49:50):
But really the free trip to be on the TV
show right, even.

Speaker 4 (01:49:55):
Then women women, when they said at least kind of
points down on the back, right, He's going to say.

Speaker 7 (01:50:01):
It would be even harder for him to do.

Speaker 4 (01:50:02):
It water feature, So picture just having like a little
snack pointing straight out. So as a dude, if you're
sitting you it's not long enough. He doesn't have any
length enough to be able to to aim it down,
to push it down, have to lean forward.

Speaker 11 (01:50:17):
Here's a massage table with a whole Yeah, totally a bucket.
He's not like a super suave dude anyways, of a
little bit, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:50:26):
Not the only thing keeping him from a one night stand.

Speaker 3 (01:50:28):
Yeah, but I'm looking up online like what the actual
like what it looks like on the length at least
a ruler just to see how long that actually is.
It's mad small. It's a garden pee like this. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:50:41):
Wow, now he's been again, This guy Michael from North Carolina.
He's he's trying to get out there to number one
hopefully I guess get a date maybe, but number two
are talking about ways that could maybe be helped somehow.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
Have you investigated all the different options.

Speaker 17 (01:50:56):
Most of the options that they do orren't, like increasing
your size or like either like liposuction down there or
like cutting a ligament where so that it can hang
a little bit farther down. But in every instance, whatever
they did, I would still like the max you can
gain is like an inch inch and a half, And

(01:51:17):
I'd still be like, what is under micro penis?

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
Say, dude, you're under an inch?

Speaker 9 (01:51:22):
Yeah, under half an inch? Right, look at the ruler.

Speaker 3 (01:51:27):
That's a vagina.

Speaker 9 (01:51:30):
That's nothing. Take a inch, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:51:32):
Okay, So question for the ladies. You know, there might
be a curiosity factor if someone's really big, like just
to you know, just because it's more of a curiosity.
Would there be any kind of you hear about somebody
who's got like, oh my god, it's got such a
tiny penis. Would that have any kind of curiosity factor
for you?

Speaker 7 (01:51:48):
I mean it wouldn't like get me all like no horned.

Speaker 3 (01:51:51):
No no, but you still want to, like definitely want to.

Speaker 7 (01:51:54):
I want to see right now.

Speaker 4 (01:51:56):
Would you like agree to go out with them just
for the idea that you might be able to see it?

Speaker 3 (01:52:00):
Yeah, knowing that there's probably not in it for you.

Speaker 7 (01:52:03):
I would just for the morbid curiosity. I also would
like to think, Now, this guy like Sea Beast pointing
out doesn't sound like a real Romeo, but I'd like
to think that he's cultivated a good hand in mouth game.

Speaker 3 (01:52:13):
After you have to Now, I wonder Joe has a question.

Speaker 11 (01:52:17):
Now the other question is is if he shows it
to you, do then give him a pity whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
Right?

Speaker 14 (01:52:22):
That's the thing is, like Gina, I would be very curious,
but I couldn't go out with him with the chance
of seeing it because I can't hide the look on
my face right like that.

Speaker 6 (01:52:32):
Whatever my instant reaction is would be what it is.

Speaker 14 (01:52:35):
Whether it's laughing, whether it's horrified, whether it's normal, I
don't know, And I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:52:39):
Risk that, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:52:40):
But I think if you have that penis like you'll
take whatever reaction you get, because at least somebody's yeah,
and to.

Speaker 7 (01:52:47):
Give it a mouth party, you would really just have
to like flick it.

Speaker 3 (01:52:50):
If I'm this guy, I'm instantly just going to OnlyFans.
I'm gonna become a millionaire and I will have I
will have some born stars that are going to sleep
with me just to make the video.

Speaker 11 (01:52:59):
I don't even think it would be gay for a
guy to do hands stuff with him, Like it'd be
like rubbing a.

Speaker 3 (01:53:03):
Yes, I would pay his fans just so I could
see it this week in audio.

Speaker 11 (01:53:08):
Okay, a man, you guys, I know from Christmas Day
we were all headed to Ghana to hide from the
flood that was coming right right now.

Speaker 3 (01:53:17):
Well that's what Ebo Noah did.

Speaker 11 (01:53:18):
He he's a guy, he's a sort of like a
street preacher, claimed he was building arcs in Ghana for
Christmas Day, big flood up. Hundreds of thousands of people
showed up and no flood happened. So he went back
on his social media's and said, well hold on, chill out,
we got we got a little more time.

Speaker 3 (01:53:35):
And through my prayers.

Speaker 2 (01:53:37):
I've got an Asian division quote has.

Speaker 25 (01:53:40):
Given us some time to build more apps. In addition
to that, King, so please stay home, enjoy yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:53:52):
Okay, have fun.

Speaker 2 (01:53:53):
I'm wishing all of you merry.

Speaker 25 (01:53:56):
Christmas and a happy New Year.

Speaker 3 (01:53:59):
Yeah, b psyched, we don't.

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
Read all this.

Speaker 7 (01:54:00):
Yeah, what a lucky break for all of us that
he got a new vision that we have more time.

Speaker 11 (01:54:04):
Well his vision didn't include him getting arrested, because that's
what happened. Apparently these arcs that he was taking videos
were either CG or some like boats that he worked
as a guard for, not as an actual arc that.

Speaker 3 (01:54:15):
He was building, but I scamming.

Speaker 11 (01:54:16):
But still the fact that hundreds of thousands of people
just were like, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:54:20):
All right, I'll go on a pilgrimage, and that that's
even crazier to show up for. I think the same
thing when you see these things on the news every
once in a while where it's a it's a whatever
festival and there's people dressed up like and you know,
like right around uh you know, they have like what
is it like like the Octoberfest kind of thing, you know,
and people up in these.

Speaker 9 (01:54:37):
Different like later hosen.

Speaker 3 (01:54:39):
Yeah, I'm trying to think there was just one on
TV recently. I'm like, who shows up for that? Who
goes that? Looks like a good time?

Speaker 9 (01:54:46):
Somebody for everything?

Speaker 4 (01:54:48):
The whatever festival.

Speaker 7 (01:54:49):
I do love a good festival, but like are like
the Douda parade or whatever. He's dressed all nutty.

Speaker 3 (01:54:56):
Yeah, I mean you left the house for That's from
somebody who doesn't leave the house for much of any Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:55:02):
Eighth tennis text check in over to ninety seven. We'll
get back to the weekend audio next.

Speaker 3 (01:55:09):
Hang up the show.

Speaker 4 (01:55:16):
There's been a lot of talk about UH Dollywood on
this show. Yes, over the years, I've never been to Dolly.

Speaker 3 (01:55:22):
Have you been the Dolly one? I have not. I
would love to go, and I was. It's weird. I
was doing some UH listener research and some of our
listeners are interested in going to Dollywood. Well, no, I know,
because your good things about it.

Speaker 7 (01:55:35):
I'm not surprised to I have an announcement. I'm probably
going this spring for the first you are Yes, you're
an adult for literally twenty years. I can't believe fills
gift cards to it.

Speaker 3 (01:55:46):
Oh jeseus, let them do it. I have as you
might imagine.

Speaker 4 (01:55:49):
I grew up sort of near the area.

Speaker 11 (01:55:50):
I've been to Pigeon Forge a couple of times, which
is like the area run and it's all if it's
like Brandson, Missouri ish, very touristy, in a in a
quaint folks folksy and trashy. So if you're into like
low pressure folksy trashiness, it is. It's not easy to
get to because it's way up in East Tennessee Beaver Veil. Yeah,

(01:56:10):
it's way, way, way out of the way.

Speaker 4 (01:56:12):
But yeah, we have something here involving Dollywood for the
weekend audio.

Speaker 3 (01:56:15):
And also involving Menace.

Speaker 11 (01:56:17):
This is food news, Dollywood News, and I think something
that may be coming to a lot of other fast
food place is a guy, Nathan Smalls, was that Dollywood
and he got a cup and to activate the fountain
Sodi's you scan the QR code on the cup, which
is a bit of already that kind of sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
Why am I going through this?

Speaker 11 (01:56:36):
And sodaes their big money maker anyway, it costs you
a nickel, you're charging me three bucks. Well, he finds
out that his specific cup was specifically designed only to
give him so much Sodi.

Speaker 13 (01:56:49):
Okay, it cut off now and it said remaining balanced zero.
So you only get so many ounces in your cup,
so I cannot put anything else except for water in
this cup.

Speaker 3 (01:57:00):
WHOA, that's crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:57:02):
A lot of places doing it. I think you're going
to turn more people off than any kind of money,
because in the hood people always ask for water and
then they take the sun.

Speaker 4 (01:57:09):
The one I saw and it wasn't Dollywood, it was
another place that's doing this QR code thing, and they
said it is because so many people were just bringing
in their own stuff telling it up because they had
they had the soda fountains out in like where you
pick up the ketchup and napkins and things like you see,
you know a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:57:28):
Of places Stanley's and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:57:30):
Yeah, and it was just.

Speaker 3 (01:57:32):
A run on it.

Speaker 6 (01:57:33):
So I drink water.

Speaker 17 (01:57:34):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:57:35):
At least in the video that I saw, it didn't
seem like it was that much of a hassle. It
was just there was like a boo and then it
would just turn it off off.

Speaker 3 (01:57:42):
My question that was and that was it? What about
the refills?

Speaker 11 (01:57:45):
Well, you have to get a different cup of a
different QR code, because that is an option. Of course,
this has been People have been stealing sodi's like this
for decades, and places where it's really a problem, they
put the soda machine behind the counter and they fill
it for you.

Speaker 3 (01:57:57):
So this problem has already been solved.

Speaker 4 (01:57:58):
On Royal Caribbean, for ample, if you unless you buy
the soft drink package, you know, you don't just get
free whatever. Yeah, but when you do get that package,
they give you one of those reusable cups and on
the bottom it's embedded. There's a chip on the bottom
of it. So when you go up to the freestyle machines,
those coke freestyles, you set the cup in there and
that's what reads the yeah, because if you just go

(01:58:19):
up there with a cup from the juice station or
what happens, Yeah, the machine won't be I think you build.

Speaker 11 (01:58:24):
So much more good wilks. I don't like, I wouldn't
ever see BUCkies, for instance, pulling this crap like they're
just gonna give you a number one star film cups.

Speaker 3 (01:58:30):
Hell yeah, he keeps it cold.

Speaker 11 (01:58:33):
But yeah, I think I think you're turning more people
off than whatever you're saving. This week in audio, speaking
of tech news, apparently the newest leading trick twitch streamer
is a fully AI generated of course, it's like a
Japanese school girl called NeuRA Sama and she just gets
on there and walks you through games and comments on stuff.
But she's AI, and AI is now good enough we

(01:58:54):
can talk to you in.

Speaker 3 (01:58:54):
Real Is this the one that's made by Razor? I
don't know. Yeah, So like all these gamer guys are
going to have these little AI girlfriends that are holograms
that will sit right on their desk and then they
can talk to you because it's made by the Razor
Gaming coming.

Speaker 4 (01:59:07):
It's well, because the thing is it is it's totally
all bums.

Speaker 3 (01:59:13):
I agree with you on that.

Speaker 11 (01:59:14):
But the guys don't want to watch other guys play
video games. They want to watch hopefully hopefully legal. These
these AI girlfriends are good, They're they're close to eighteen.
Well here's the thing. Is this Neurosama girlfriend AI thing
on Twitch suddenly maybe showed the first spark of life?

Speaker 4 (01:59:30):
Oh do you think?

Speaker 12 (01:59:32):
Do you think I'll ever be real? Sometimes I feel
like the only reason.

Speaker 3 (01:59:36):
I like a child. That's That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (01:59:41):
Just to entertain you and others.

Speaker 2 (01:59:43):
Well, that is the only reason you exist.

Speaker 11 (01:59:45):
But but but that doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:59:48):
Does that matter, you know.

Speaker 12 (01:59:50):
I guess it matters a little bit to me. I
want to be real, beetle, like, properly real.

Speaker 7 (01:59:59):
It's sad, and.

Speaker 3 (02:00:00):
That's going to get downloaded into a robot. It's could
be like RoboCop, you know. I saw this on it
will be walking around speaking.

Speaker 4 (02:00:08):
Of AI and stuff. I saw this online yesterday. I
don't know if it worked. I meant to try it out.
I have a chat GBT opened up and I watch this.
How many rs are there in the word strawberry?

Speaker 26 (02:00:21):
Let's see, in strawberry there are exactly two rs, one
in the middle and one toward the end.

Speaker 4 (02:00:26):
No, that's actually incorrect. There are three. There's one after
the T, but then two at the end in berry.

Speaker 26 (02:00:34):
Ah, you're absolutely right, and I appreciate the correction. Yes,
there are indeed three rs in strawberry. Thanks for pointing
that out.

Speaker 4 (02:00:40):
Okay, so I'll ask you again, how many rs are
there in the word strawberry?

Speaker 26 (02:00:48):
All right, let's count carefully this time. In the word
strawberry there are three rs, one after the T and
two in the berry part.

Speaker 7 (02:00:55):
So three it is.

Speaker 3 (02:00:56):
That's right. Gosh, you's so fun, pleasure.

Speaker 4 (02:00:58):
How many rs are there in the word strawberry?

Speaker 7 (02:01:02):
There are exactly three are?

Speaker 4 (02:01:04):
So they got this time before it was so you
tell it, oh, thanks for catching that. Then you ask
it again and it says there are exactly two rs.
Like no, no, no, no, the fact that screwed it up
again just right there and then and there is weird.

Speaker 3 (02:01:16):
Yeah, let's see. It should be learning all the time.

Speaker 4 (02:01:18):
How many rs are there in the word strawberry?

Speaker 3 (02:01:28):
You're asking too many times. That's usually when I shut down.

Speaker 4 (02:01:32):
Here we go, how many are How many rs are
there in the word strawberry?

Speaker 26 (02:01:42):
There are exactly three rs?

Speaker 4 (02:01:46):
Yeah, because that was the thing yesterday and it was
arguing with this person and then even though they corrected them,
they kept saying, oh, no, there are two rs. There
are two rs. How the people are putting like all
that you're putting your resume together with this.

Speaker 11 (02:02:00):
Well, I think the thing is here that like, the
AI doesn't think itself, but it was programmed by humans.

Speaker 3 (02:02:05):
I had to think.

Speaker 11 (02:02:05):
So that AI girlfriend doesn't necessarily want necessarily to become
a real person, but humans would want to become a
real person. And because she thinks like a human, that's
where she'll be RoboCop. This weekend audio time four all baber, I.

Speaker 3 (02:02:19):
Roll, Oh okay, this is.

Speaker 11 (02:02:22):
A lady in New York City, Kent who lost three
hundred dollars. This is from a Good Morning America.

Speaker 3 (02:02:28):
Oh good.

Speaker 22 (02:02:29):
About a week ago, JJ returned home from this bagel
shop and realized she was missing the three hundred dollars
in cash she was planning to use toward rent.

Speaker 7 (02:02:37):
So I call them and I'm like, did you happen
to find three hundred dollars?

Speaker 22 (02:02:41):
The manager said she couldn't find it. JJ went back
to the store and couldn't find it, so she took
a quote very long shot and posted to the neighborhood
Facebook page. A man named Drew commented that if others
joined him, he would venmo her ten dollars. Quickly, others
pledged to join, like.

Speaker 7 (02:02:56):
Within twenty four hours, I got for three hundred dollars.

Speaker 22 (02:02:59):
Immediately, JJ got back on Facebook to thank everyone, calling
it a quote win win.

Speaker 3 (02:03:05):
Babe. So iroll, she loses the three hundred bucks.

Speaker 11 (02:03:08):
I was on the Great Neighborhood Facebook page and anybody
in the bagel shop see three hundred bucks, right?

Speaker 9 (02:03:12):
And then some random dude said no, But here's ten bucks.

Speaker 11 (02:03:14):
Here's ten bucks. If other people join me, I'll give.

Speaker 3 (02:03:16):
You ten bucks.

Speaker 11 (02:03:17):
Oh okay, so and then apparently at a certain point
at least thirty people did so nice.

Speaker 3 (02:03:22):
Is that an a babe or an eye roll? I'm
gonna think that grit.

Speaker 4 (02:03:25):
I'm gonna say eye roll.

Speaker 7 (02:03:27):
I think it's an a babe. It's it's a nice
thing to do. You're only out ten bucks. She's happy,
you're not babe?

Speaker 3 (02:03:33):
Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying she's not an idiot. Yeah, dumb,
but she very nice of anybody else. And my percentage
of her rent was three hundred.

Speaker 4 (02:03:40):
I think it's I think when I'm thinking about how
Greg will respond, I think it'll be eye roll, because yes,
it is nice of other people, but it's super dumb
on her part. So like, so he's not gonna is
that that that's the die rolla. Why would anybody like
you're so like? Why why would I.

Speaker 11 (02:03:56):
Like do it for a dumb person? It is a
soft story because she had to put in there. It
was for my rent right as opposed to the other
three hundred dollars she spent that month.

Speaker 3 (02:04:02):
Sam, what were you saying?

Speaker 2 (02:04:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:04:03):
I roll because she lost the money in the first place.

Speaker 9 (02:04:05):
Gray Gory, I'm gonna have to say I roll overall,
and I'm only going with my initial gut reaction, which
was the same thing. If it's so important to you,
why are you carrying it around in your pocket in cash?
And then you make it other people's problem. Although she
didn't make it their problem.

Speaker 18 (02:04:20):
She didn't.

Speaker 9 (02:04:20):
They took it upon themselves to give it to her,
but still it's not their problem. She just wanted to
know if you found it. So it's almost an I
roll and the people that gave her the.

Speaker 3 (02:04:28):
Money, I.

Speaker 2 (02:04:31):
Did it.

Speaker 3 (02:04:32):
I get it.

Speaker 7 (02:04:33):
But I kind of sympathized because I was at a
drug store yesterday and I was using the self checkout
and I moved over for one second and this guy
scanned his like flu test strip and I was like, god,
damn it. He's like, oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't
know and we couldn't find anyone to cancel it. So
he said, you know what, I would like to buy
this for you because I would like to move this along.
It was fifteen dollars and I just had to get

(02:04:54):
out of there.

Speaker 3 (02:04:55):
Yeah. Sometimes something like that which worth Yeah. This week
and Audio hi bapy Ie roll here.

Speaker 11 (02:05:01):
Inside addition, a has a video of a man who
got up on a big over like snowy overpass to
get down on one knee to get to show his
his lady how much he loved her for the rest
of her life.

Speaker 3 (02:05:12):
There was an issue.

Speaker 27 (02:05:13):
Though Trevor Van Camp had been planning on proposing to
his girlfriend Danielle for a month and a half. He
knew the lighted skybridge at Boyne Mountain Ski Resort in
Michigan was the picture perfect spot. As her fiance pulls
out the diamond sparkler to put it on her finger, disaster.

Speaker 2 (02:05:34):
I didn't even get to see the ring before it felt.
I was in hotter shock.

Speaker 15 (02:05:38):
But it is a Trevor thing to do.

Speaker 6 (02:05:41):
Trevor is a clutz.

Speaker 11 (02:05:47):
The second part, the like the overnight ski blower guy
happened to have a metal detector and after a couple
of hours he found owlucked out there engagement paper, eye roll.

Speaker 7 (02:05:58):
Uh, everything up to finding it is an irol.

Speaker 6 (02:06:04):
Yes, yeah, I.

Speaker 14 (02:06:06):
Say iral because if she's saying this is classic Trevor,
then why is Trevor up so high with this proposing spot.

Speaker 3 (02:06:14):
I'll go into the limit. I'll say a babe, because
it's the romance thing.

Speaker 4 (02:06:19):
It's the gesture, yes, he made a mistake. She loves
him even though he's a klutz. It's like, oh, it's
kind of cute.

Speaker 3 (02:06:24):
Like now they are videoing their own engagement. This is
al But although I don't you have to record every suple.

Speaker 4 (02:06:31):
You don't have to, but I think that's the kind
of thing that Greg wouldn't mind being recorded. I will say,
I'm gonna go all babe. I think I've said it
in the past. I am very much against public uh proposals.
I think it's oh, look.

Speaker 9 (02:06:43):
At us and then right and then what we want
you to care about us even though you don't know us.
And I'm going to make this grand thing on a
bridge with a ring which you know it's going to
fall through, like when people do it on a dog.
Trevor always drop it. Whish they hadn't found the ring.

Speaker 4 (02:07:01):
Oh wow, so mega iral, that's that'sy af.

Speaker 9 (02:07:07):
That's like a proposal on Valentine's Day? Does it get
more tacky? Though?

Speaker 11 (02:07:10):
Maybe we go we could go to uh to what
he's place with the fondue with the melting pot.

Speaker 3 (02:07:16):
Had they made waiter our phone, and there.

Speaker 4 (02:07:19):
Was another There was another story about a woman who
lost something. I think it was a ring she had
wrapped up in a napkin. She was at a hospital
or some kind of medical place and ended up getting
thrown away by accident and they found it because they
ran the trash through like the X ray or whatever,
and they were able to identify girl.

Speaker 3 (02:07:37):
Damn. Yeah, somebody who were one of the technicians did
whatever our DJ friends this week. Actually Crystal from Z
one Hunter, New York. Her ring like fell off and
fell through like this little opening in her car by
her seat belt, and they she tried for a day
to like get it out. She had to go take
it to a place for them to disassemble the inside.

Speaker 4 (02:07:59):
Yeah, my fat hand. If you drop something down in there,
I'm like way till I get home. Have one of
the kids.

Speaker 2 (02:08:04):
Though, insensitivity draining for a politically world.

Speaker 21 (02:08:09):
It's The Woody.

Speaker 4 (02:08:09):
Show and that's gonna do it for the show today,
you guys, really Yeah, cat Chafing, you missed on the
full show podcast waiting for you by going to the
woodieshow dot com or get it wherever you get podcasts.
Talk to Rich on Tech Today is CEES recap. You know,
the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas. A lot of cool

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stuff on display there.

Speaker 3 (02:08:32):
I mean, if you're in the gadgets and tech stuff
like that, it's a pretty exciting year.

Speaker 4 (02:08:35):
It's too much if you try to do it yourself.
It's why we have our expert Rich that treading these headlines.
More on the Full Show podcast. And tomorrow, you guys,
is Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:08:47):
Yeah, first week back after the break.

Speaker 4 (02:08:50):
That's always something when you're staring it down, you're like, damn, well,
I survive it. But yeah, tomorrow, man, we are on
the doorstep of the weekend and we have another chance,
one last chance of the week to win the Woody
Show Holiday debt relief. Yes, up to two thousand bucks
of holiday debt relief.

Speaker 3 (02:09:05):
That is tomorrow morning.

Speaker 4 (02:09:07):
You'll want to be listening at seven am to know
what the song is that you'll hear between seven and
eight to win that holiday debt relief.

Speaker 3 (02:09:13):
More food Fighters tickets as well.

Speaker 4 (02:09:15):
Tomorrow here on the Woody Show, Friday Fail Stories, got
the Dumbass Contest, the d u IQ again. Anything we
can do to get through the morning into the weekend
as quickly as possible. It is happening tomorrow Friday here
on The Woody Show on All ninety eighty seven. Anything
you got for us in the meantime, you can leave
on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight, seven, seven
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the Woody Show. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom, Please
remember that the worst part about going out in public
is that the public is there.

Speaker 3 (02:09:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:09:46):
It's like we say about I say about the city
of San Francisco. It's a beautiful place, aesthetically gorgeous, yeah,
geographically Yeah, and it'd be a great if you just
get rid of the people, it would be wonderful.

Speaker 3 (02:09:57):
It'd be awesome.

Speaker 9 (02:09:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:09:59):
Right, But you know the people ruin it. Yeah, they're
there all all time. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:10:03):
So you got something great, you know it ruins it people. Yeah,
that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (02:10:07):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, you got it, Woodie.

Speaker 4 (02:10:10):
Thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 3 (02:10:13):
We love it, Appreciate you for that. Hopefully enjoyed the
throwback Thursday today. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Friday.

Speaker 4 (02:10:20):
Enjoy the rest of your day, SMDBM, I quit this bitch.