FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 4th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a dude to the graphic nature of this program. Listener,
this question is advised the Woody Show. This is the

(00:24):
Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now in session. A

(00:45):
good morning, everybodyod morning. Today is Wednesday. It is February
the fourth, twenty twenty sixth. We are the Woody Show. Yeah,
thank you for being here. Appreciate that phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can hit sub
with eight text over to two two nine eight seven
h Sea Mass is here with us now. Yeah, but

(01:08):
he's got I have not heard of federal jury duty before.
I've heard about being like on a grand jury. Yes,
for an indictment, like an indictment or whatever. But yeah,
usually it's just like the local stuff. Yeah. Sorry Bill Clinton,
but he didn't have he didn't have to report this morning. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I got the letter actually last year sometime, but I
push it off until this is the least I can
push it off.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
So at this point I don't I don't think you're
gonna get called in this week. I mean it's kind
of late. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So they say to be available for two whole weeks,
and I called the first night, and they don't give
you because sometimes you do it and they'll say, oh,
you're good to go, you'll have to report, right. That's
more for the local stuff, but I guess for federal
they'll say, well, you'll have to come in on Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
But check back Monday night because you might come into
every single day after. Yeah, this is always kind of
hanging over you kick you down for the whole two weeks.
So we figured, like, you know, since he's already a
log minded, Yes, I've been thinking today. Besides, like all
the treading news headline stuff, the entertainment sub are, the
port of birds and all that kind of stuff we
normally do, it'd be a good time to break out
the law offices of Bodega, Menace and Sebastian off.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well, we believe in the justice system of America.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yea, these are these are the clutch excuse makers that
we have working on this show. Nobody can craft an
excuse or or a way to try to argue out
of a place that you've earned yourself into your story
more than the law offices of Bodega, Menace and Sebastian. Again,
they'll get you off. We'll see how well they do

(02:32):
and if you buy their argument, like if you if
you were the jury, would you if they were the
lawyers in the cases of these stories that we have,
would you them, Yeah? Would you vote to it? Quit?
Are you honest? Yeah? So we got we got that
coming up for you people talking about that guy with
the thing up is the what was it?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Like a like a bombshell like World War One artillery.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
So the list is out of the things that people
got stuck in their butts in twenty twenty five, so
you know every every year, Like I think I have
one for vaginas as well, since the topic has been butts.
With this dude, he was like a twenty some year
old guy. Yeah, knock an old war thing like he
was down in a foxhole. He put it in his foxhall.
He certainly did, at least as only fans. Yeah, So

(03:19):
here we go. These are the things that emergency rooms
had to pull out of people's butts last year. A
bottle of lube, an enema, bottle, nails and screws, Oh
my woy, and hell you don't put it there. This
one patient said that he put a baseball in his
rectum to quote, see what it felt like. A baseball.

(03:41):
Now that's a baseball an aerosol can I guess maybe
the thinner end first, you wouldn't you wouldn't go a
bottle missile, Yeah yeah, or like maybe like a cand
of like barbersol, like like the dude in Jurassic Park had.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, you stick the basin and then you'd then you'd
expel some barbosol. That way would chill.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I would also think if you can get down like
you know something, I woul also think if you can
get the fat end in first, like you might have
a better chance getting it back out because then on
the way out was backing into a parking spot, right
see bask you you just pull straight out.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, it does get sucked up there if you have that.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'm saying, if you have like the the tapered end,
you know, go in last. Yeah, it's gonna be the
first one out.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Put a string around it.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Other things that people got stuck in their butts in
twenty twenty five, a dog's chew toy. Somebody put a
dryer shoot up there.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Okay before Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Was feeling constipated for two days. So this guy took
the base off of his beard clippers and wrapped it
in a plastic baggie and it got stuck.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
What so if the other ways to get unconstantly?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Like, what would that do if you're like you're trying
to break it out? Sound like witchcraft? Yeah? Well, because
again Morgan, Morgan tried the whole thing that we had
heard about. Women can only do this because it involves
putting a thumb. Like if you're constantly ladys, you put
a thumb in your vagina and then you pushed down
onto the you know, the wall that chased and apparently
like it just comes right out.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
We're great for me. I haven't done it again since.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
But yeah, Morgan said she she tried it.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah, guys can't do that though, so I will know
it's a trick for y'all.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Water pig, I mean, I guess he's got the beer
clippers racking. What else got stuck in people's butts in
twenty twenty five, a baton, a hair tie, all right,
the classic, the turkey baster? Oh sure, yeah, I love
that plastic cleanser bottle filled with liquid. Oh clean, this
one said reports he slipped in the shower and the
shampoo bottle went into his wreck. To my love. Yet

(05:38):
they all said, when that happened. That's absolutely impossible to happen. Yeah,
down here, now, this is the one you believe states
he was bored in the shower and placed a shampoo
bottle into his record. We got that.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yeah, there's an honest You didn't need to be honest, though,
you don't see.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Why dental pick wine stopper corn on the cob hole.
You know, there's a little like Yeah, this one said,
went with my wife out last night, I had too
many drinks, got home drunk. Wife inserted a rubbery sex
toy and now unable to remove. So we got a

(06:18):
highlighter stuck in there, magic wand toy marbles. There you go,
battery powered light, plastic coat hanger inside his anus, inserted
during sexual activity. He cut off the outside of the
hangar so he could drive to the er. Oh the
protruding part, yeah, penny sandal doorknob. He started like, why

(06:41):
would you try this? He inserted a light bulb into
his rectum, the glass side first, and due to the
suction effect, it got stuck. Yeah, it's like a vacuum.
I learned that from Jackass Weight pen two pencils reports
using a butt plug in the anus. A few hours
ago when it broke off. The significant other used tweezers

(07:02):
to retrieve the piece that broke off. Tweezers now stuck
in the rec down. Don't go after it, oh uncooked pasta,
which I guess if you left it up mom, and not.
If you leave it up there, it'll it'll soften it.
You can just like it's up there. It's like I
saw this this recipe that looked really good the other day.
For uh. You take chicken breast, You put him into
a crockpot with a full jar of you know, like

(07:24):
a regular pasta sauce and a full jar of alfredo,
and then you season the top of the chicken you know, breast,
and then you you know, slow cook it for however
many hours. Then you take the chicken out. You have
this cool thing. You put the chicken on top of it.
It looks like a plate that had dome on it,
and he just kept turning it back and forth and
shredded it, oh.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Like one of those grinders.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, yeah, it looks really cool. And then you put
that back into the crock pot with the sauce at
a box at your favorite pasta. He use penny, and
then you let it sit there for about another thirty
thirty five minutes, and the pasta is all cooked.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
About I get here, you put the chicken in, you.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Can, we can bring food and anything. Well, I said, like,
then cooked pasta goes up there. You waited about twenty
or thirty minutes. I'm sure with all the juices up there.
You yeah, you just like poop it out al dente.
You know, eyeglasses, a rock, somebody got an egg stuck
up there, A cat headed vibrator, okay, at headed, and
of course like an eighteen inch dill doo and a

(08:20):
twenty four inch dill doo. Where does it go? Yeah,
here's the last one. Let me show you. Reports having
a six inch vibrator stuck in his rectum since two
PM doesn't recall placing it there. Also reported taking poppers
at the time, So that's why it doesn't. Those poppers
will get there every time, you know. Yeah again, guys,
like we talk about it, it's like, what's what's what's

(08:42):
wrong with just like a good old Joe session or
just a regular old BJ or what's wrong.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
With that two vanilla? These days?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, I guess I end up going to the hospital
or found dead.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
In a closet with a belt around your neck from
the Shame, Like.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
From the Shame, wode Us over to two two nine
eight seven. Now that's how you start a show, right, Yeah,
it is. The Woody Show. Will be right back, show,
right back.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Everybody that's listening to The Woody Show podcast right now,
if you're in the San Francisco Bay area. I will
be in San Francisco this Saturday doing a listener meetup.
That's February seventh. What's up, everybody, It's menace. I'll be
there with TCL Televisions. We're giving away a ninety eight
inch TCL TV. Also, i'll have some Woody Show merge,

(09:32):
possibly chances to get into a Woody Show event if
you know what I'm saying, and so much more so,
I'd love to see you this Saturday in San Francisco.
I'll be at two fifty Main Street from three to
five pm with TCL. It's called the Crossing, but just
go to the address and I'll see you there three
to five pm this Saturday, February seventh, two fifty Main Street.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
This time is dumb nice Back to the Woody Show.
I mentioned that's the thing I saw online with the
guy who's picking the with the crock pot, the chicken
with the Yeah, the regular jar of like a regular
marin Era, then another regular jar of like Alfredo. You
put the chicken breast in there. You see his nose up,

(10:15):
you know, just let a cook. But then you take
the chicken out, which I thought was interesting. You take
the chicken out and then you put it onto this. Say,
I don't I don't have one of these things. I
think it look cool.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's like a plate, but it has a bunch of
sort of thick plastic spikes in it.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Is that right grinder you like the regular kind of
grinders you used to crush up your weed.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
This is just a big one. Yeah, it's the size
of like a regular dinner play. And then you put
the chicken breast on top of it, and then the
dome part that has the teeth on it go on
top and you just turn it back and forth and
it shreds to the chicken. I texted this to everybody.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
This is this is worse than the automatic case of
DM maker as far as useless kitchen gadgets, because it
is impossible, that looks impossible to clean even when he's
using it this guy, I'm looking at here. It's got
all chunks of chicken stuck in all the little teeth.
If this is something that could we call it could
be solved by two forks. Yeah, this is just an
This is for dumb people. This was an unnecessary invention

(11:08):
that was kind of cool. If you really want to,
you can throw it in your menace, your kitchen aid stand.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Oh talk about you know what, Uh don't don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Just just just the just the not the food process or
put it in the big bowl with just the white
thicker dough mixing thing that rips apart chicken in two seconds.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Speaking of like, you know, cutting things up real quick.
You ever see the quick chop. I bought that thing, remember,
like I think chop the slap chop that. Yeah, yeah
he did the sham Wow. Yeah he's a bitch guy. Yeah.
I bought one of those things. Man. We had that
thing for years until it finally like just busted apart.
That thing was great. What I do.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
One that did not work very well at all.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Get you got to have those upper body strike and
maybe that's the problem. One. The one.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
The thing I do love is the barbecue guys that
have like the wolverine claw.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I had those they weren't that great. Now I just
went back to.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Four those are cool. And then the other thing I
bought that replaced the slap chop was this other thing
that we saw. It's like a No, it's it's a
it's like a it's like a longer rectangle shaped thing
and the top flip flips open and you can choose
it's a different you know, uh size, you know dice
that you want.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Is it the salad shooter?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
No, it's not. It's not a salad shooters six foot
two dice. They just take like onion, just cut it
once and a half. Put this thing on there and
then just close the yeah, and it comes out in
cue and it just dice. Is it perfectly uniform the
whole thing? Boom? Put that thing in boom.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Talking about boom, you just close the lid down.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
And it collects it into that like thing in the
bottom of dump all that back right into it. That
thing's great.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
My question for all these gadgets is will I see
an actual chef using them? No, of course not, because
if an actual chef, because then if not, it's for
the home sheep. But here's the thing my question is
because if it's really useful, really and really saves time,
then chefs will use it because there they got money
on the brain too.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
But they also have people whose job it is just
to sit there and dice all that stuff upright, But Mark,
you got to pay them. You got to pay those people.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
So if it's actually so, if learning the actual knife skill,
let's say, for this lap chop to chop an onion
or chopped garlic, is faster, then they'll do that. If
if these gadgets are faster, they'll use those.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I'm saying. But again, the home chef, so like someone
like me, somebody like why who cares? Why do I
need to learn that? Why do you need to learn
how to fly a play? Because it's a life to
the mill, because I'm interested in now, I'm saying, but
if it's just about dinner, in just some kind of
like you know, basic that you take, you never you
never eat dinner, So.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
You're against saving time by doing.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I'm for saving time, and I'm saying that if you
actually just take a few seconds to learn the skill,
you save time.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
In the long run.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Again, this is why I have money. You have the argument,
do chefs know about these gadgets. Television guys, I probably.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Want to open myself up to that market. Yeah. No,
this thing, uh, this thing that we got for the
chopping is great because a lot of times like okay,
you know they keeping knives super sharp is a pain.
And then also can you really because you go to
some of those like Kbachi places and that thing just
going right through stuff, man, and you get like a

(14:07):
good set of eyes and then for whatever reason, they
you know, crap out and kind of crap out on you.
But the the other the other thing is like man
to really get like a consistent dice or a consistent
you know, chop on something where everything's uniform. And if
you can make that easy.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, I did when I was twenty one and I
watched Rachel Ray took you know all good.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Hey, gold Star for sea bass, everybody, No, it's not
gold gold Star for seed bass. Rachel Ray's got these skills.
I want Rachel Ray and Cothy what she does?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
You can I would argue if you saw Rachel Ray lately,
she could have maybe used the devices.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
What do you mean she's saying, she's not.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Like it's she's she looks like she's been struggling, she's
been overwortch.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
She had to use a couple device. There's also like
in her fifties, and I'm just.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
Saying, how often are you supposed to sharpen your knives?
I never have shipper life.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
And also you can like take them to the farmer's market,
like I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Do that, dude. I bought good knives, and that's sad, Okay,
we'll just keep these sharping. Because every week I would
see this trailer set up in the parking lot where
the grocery store is, and the kinds where the back
of the parking lot where you can just bring your knives.
They'll do it on on site and sharp them all,
make them perfect. And they're going to do that. And
then I bought the knives and like the first time
that I actually, oh, you know what, they could probably

(15:29):
use sharp And I went down there, guys not there
all gone. It was gone.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
It's like the stands in the mall. You buy something
at Christmas time and they're like, oh yeah, lifetime guarantee
if it breaks, bring it back.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
They're gone. They were never here. I looked at this guy,
this trailer. I thought, oh, that's a good idea and
for years like I'm seeing the I'm seeing the same
thing now and uh I was like I finally made
a cell. See a lot now in the Costco parking lot,
there's like a trailer set up and they'll make copies
of your car key, ohob and stuff like these big
orange kind of trailer looking those people all the time. Yeah, yeah,

(16:01):
I guarantee if I needed a copy of my car
key again, I'll go to those guys over the cod
They'll be gone. Yep, they'll be gone. We love him,
but he's a monster. We don't care what he looks like.
This is the Woody Show as heard on radio. It
is the Woody Show. Some of those as scene on
TV things are cool. Yeah, I get sucked in very

(16:24):
very rarely are they as cool as you would hope?

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Have you ever been That's what I'm gonna say. You've
been to the scene on TV? Store.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I saw that once. There is that, there's that one
little section. There is that one little section at Walmart's
right by the checkout is where I typically see them.
Every location. It's like a whole like I don't know,
make five.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Five shows like Copper Infuse, ye as seen on t
Copper Vest Copper.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, I saw there was somebody was trying to sell
me a beard comb, you know, for dudes who have
like big long bs that you know, it's got a
it's got a. So I don't know what it would
be us for. But red light inside sea bass, like
a regular therapy, it's.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Good for you that actually works. Does medical I think
it does? They have performance institute you have.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
I was gonna say, my sister said she learned about
it in cosmetology school.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
They thank you, university.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
You said, I see the masks.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
I just don't think the grade that we get as
consumers does anything.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
They would not sell them at all to if they
weren't listening.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yes, you've never been in the red light therapy thing
at Planet Fitness.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
First off, No, of course, not.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Because it's good for you.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Because okay, here's the here's here's the question with any
of the any of these, any of these garbage.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
And it vibrates on the bottom there you go, any of.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
This garbage is do they make any actual medical claims
or do they use generic words like therapy and healing?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah? I don't know. I didn't even get far enough
to know what this red light supposed to do with
my beard, but scrolled just kept going, well, well, what
Planet Fitness says? Otherwise, I got.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
One for Christmas, like eight different colors, and there's like
red and green and blue. It's it can go on
any party for body because it's supposed to help inflammation
two depending on.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
Said it helps like it helps their knee.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
And and she got elderberry as well.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Menace what you got? Dude?

Speaker 3 (18:23):
So did you see that Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy
are going to become grandfathers.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah? Because Eddie Murphy's son and Martin Lawrence's daughter. Yeah,
that's crazy. Gotta be the ultimate grandparents. Yeah, think about like, dude, imagine,
first of all, imagine having a super rich grandparent the
way that grandparents want kids. Now, imagine having two super rich,
super famous grandparents hopefully.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Want to out do each other.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Well no, I see that coming from Martin. But like,
Eddie Murphy has so many kids, does he even care
at this point?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I think he does, Yeah, because this one seems to
be more high profile than the others, just because it's
Martin Lawrence's daughter, so there'll be some more eyes.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
On it, and so I looked at at Wikipedia because
I always like to see like when it comes to celebrities,
they will say years active, right, So I was like thinking, like, oh,
Martin Lawrence must be like, damn, I'm father in laws
with Eddie Murphy. Like I'm sure he looked up to
Eddie Murphy. And so Eddie Murphy under years active it

(19:21):
says nineteen seventy six, and for Martin Lawrence it says
nineteen eighty seven. So definitely Martin Lawrence looked up to
Eddie Murphy for sure. And then like, oh my god,
we have you know we share would you say a
grandchild or a grand grandd son or yeah, yeah, yeah they.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Don't wear a girl, they don't know either way, it
will be a grandchild, grandchild, So I share it. So
that must blows bind Like I share a grandchild with
Eddie Murphy. That's insane, right for him? Yeah, I think
it's gonna be dope to be that kid that want
for you, well, yeah, definitely gonna have a lot the
material to watch when he's growing up. My like my,

(20:04):
my grandma didn't have much money, but dude, she like
it was so spoiling, spoiling, yeah, like, man, like you
you show up always had food and the good stuff
and whatever she didn't have. Let's go to the store
and get like whatever you want. Like I remember one time,
like my grandmother started giving me a foot massage. I'm like,
what are you doing? She's like, it's just a foot massage.

(20:25):
I was like watching. I was watching like cartoons or
something lucky. Yeah, I'm like rubbing my feet. She ruled,
I missed my grandma so much. That's awesome. Yeah. Uh
so the Kelly Clarkson show is ending so she can
focus on her kids, obviously, and then I didn't even
realize that Cherry Shepherd still had a show, but that
one's also ending.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Can we go ahead and stop and we disallow these
so I can focus on my family. People like Tom
Brady used that when he retired, she actually has an excuse.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, I mean it was.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, she's ye because she was divorced and then he
dies because the waffle house wasters never had that happened
to her.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, it does, and she just doesn't have the ability
luxury of quitting.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
I know that they're just saying that, but she also
was saying for a long time that she just wanted
to relocate to Texas and like.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
A compound, you support that. Yeah, uh so we talked about.
Is the show Heated Rivalry responsible for the uptick in
NHL ticket sales and stuff? And someone from that show,
Connor's Story, one of the stars of Heated Rivalry, will
host SNL on February twenty eighth. In case you watched
the show, you're interested. All the hockey fans will be

(21:33):
tuning in and then momfriend's sons will be the musical guest.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Oh, we don't even bring this up. I watched SNL.
I think it was like two weeks ago, but there
was some band on there, like one of the worst
performances I've seen.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Who's the band?

Speaker 3 (21:50):
They were called Goose or Geese or yeah I heard
of it.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Holy crap, that was bad. The first full trailer for
the Michael Jackson biopic Michael is out. That looks pretty good.
I'll check that out. I want to see that. There's
also a trailer out for the animated spinoff Stranger Things
Tails from eighty five if you want to see that cartoon.
And then, oh, speaking of the Grammys, the swag Bag. Yeah,

(22:16):
so it's like a thirty thousand dollars swag bag which
you have to pay what the taxes on the thirty thousand?

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Right now, everyone gets that swag bag.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, it's not from the Grammies either. Included it included
discounts for plastic surgeons and dentists, as well as jewelry,
art and kids toys. Wow. We usually it's like vacations
and stuff. Yeah, maybe that's for the oscars. It's only
thirty thousand dollars. There's plastic surgery there, so you know, yeah, yeah, exactly,

(22:45):
gena grad what you got, Well.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
You know, Megan Markle's brand, what's it called? As as
Is as Always as Ever as Ever. It's a brand
of like crap, like jams and jellies and whatever.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
She said.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Well, apparently it's selling so badly that all the unsold
crap is being stored at Netflix headquarters and they're just
giving it away. Nobody wants it. One source even says
there are two storage rooms packed with as Ever products.
They're literally just gifting it all to employees and Marco's reps.
Of course, she denies that the business is in trouble,

(23:21):
but everyone knows it is in trouble because there was
this website glitch, and it showed unsold inventory of six
hundred and fifty thousand items.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
That Amazon thing that you went.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
To, Yes, God.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
In Oh, I brought in this is some edible stuff,
some some Japanese barbecue sauce, some spiced purple carrot drink
called Dog.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
And Dog Andy Gandhi dopain.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
And then there's noodles that I was hoping chef's seabeest
could prepare for us at some point that comes what
if noodles were made this this way?

Speaker 5 (23:55):
And it has like why is it open?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I think somebody is looking at it. It looks like
something that would be like those hydration powders that you
get into.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
It's liquid ivy, one has bomb nut, one has charcoal,
one has maringos.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Sound to check it out, she went to one of
those like, uh, what it's called Amazon.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Like warehouse official. Yeah, not Amazon, but Amazon, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Right, And so you can buy everything with like six bucks, and.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
It depends on the day week Saturday it's nine bucks,
Sunday it's six bucks, and then keeps going down. And
this is this drink is fermented spicy purple carrot beverage.
And I would really like somebody not to try it.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
And then who brought in the chips from Trader Joe's
did that He's had actual good stuff for it. Yeah,
those are good because we were talking about those last week. Yeah,
because it won one of the Trader Joe's the Customer Awards,
the Garlic butter Irish Potato chip and they're very garlic
forward and they're very butterful, but they're very good.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, they're like fully soaked, almost almost see through with
the amount of oil.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
And she know the noodles that you bought best for
twenty twenty three, it's here with three.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Dollars on.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
That right. Alright, note for your birthdays and reporter birthday
here on this Wednesday show, say we're gonna shiverday. We're
gonna sit batage is shivery and you know we don't doday.
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Oscar de la Hoya,

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who's fifty three years old. Rod Cordery, former Daily Show correspondent,
and then a bunch of different movies TV shows. He's
fifty five. Alice Cooper, the Rock and Roll Hall of Famer,
is seventy eight. Hannibal Burris, the comedian who has the
record for bringing down Bill Cosby. He's forty three. Lawrence Taylor,
the legendary New York Giants linebacker. He loved cocaine and

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sacking quarterbacks, You guys, and something else. He's sixty seven
years old. Clinton Black, the country singer, is sixty four.
Natalie and Rugia, she had that singer torn. Yes, she's Australian.
By the way, how's the pop She's fifty one. Gavin
de Grau, he is forty nine. He had a throwback song,
I Don't Want to Be It was the theme song

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to One Tree Hill. He's forty nine and then former
Vice President of the United States Dan Quail is seventy
nine about him. Your porno birthday today is Summer Heart
and Today's Birthday Girl. She's a redhead. She's been passed
around more than sunblock at a Ginger convention. Two and
fifty eight fine films on her resume, including Carpet Munching,

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Milf Mania Mania. She was in Guess Who Was Back
to Cheating? Volume one, Sammy's Favorite. She was in Super
Hot Pegging Threesome. Also the Very Delicious Sounding Taste Test
with My step Mom. She was in its Rain and
ginger for ginger romp and then who can forget her

(26:57):
unforgettab role in I licked it now it's mine going
the breaks. Then that's like a you break it your
by Yeah exactly, you lick it now it's yours at
Summer Heart thirty six years old today and that tripporto birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that a Wednesday. Look at what's
happening around the world of entertainment here on The Wooded Show.

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Morgan on scale one of ten, what would you give
the Woody Show?

Speaker 6 (27:23):
I want to say six seven, but I'm sticking with
six now.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
And we are into another hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Greg Gory out again today, still sick. Yeah.
Have you checked in with him?

Speaker 8 (27:42):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
He hit me up yesterday. I think he talked to
Gina as well. He was like depressed.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, he said, he's a.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Guy who doesn't like to leave his house and do nothing.
I'd like when he's at his house and doing nothing,
he as us to do. Yeah, he got his wish.
I was like mega jealous. Oh uh, you know, a
whole week off. Yeah, he's gonna He's not gonna come
in this week, right, when he's here, he doesn't want
to be here, and then when he's not here, he's
depressed because he's not here. You don't He's a very
complicated person, this Greggry.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
You know, you want to be off, but not sick though,
you know.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
No, yeah, I understand that. But it's not even about
being sick for him. I think it's the fact that
he's not here. I think he's one of those guys
who might worry, like when he's not at work, like,
oh my god, they can survive without me there, and
they don't like the idea of that. No, I hate
when he's not here. Here's the thing, any of us,
if we left tomorrow, the sun would still come up,

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the station would still be here. And no, I don't
believe it.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, every single one of us.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I will still say this. Though.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
We did leave one station and they're like on their
tenth morning show, so I mean that kind of feels good.
But again, they would just keep on trying. It's not
like they would be sad that we're gone.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
They're on their tenth morning show. But the Death Station
for the longest time was like in the toilet, but
now they're doing really well.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
The station is yeah, doing great. Well, the morning's not
so much.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, I don't care about that. And you know what,
the company doesn't care about that. The whole station is
doing well. Like overall, they're fine. It took what how
many years? Look, there's plenty of stations. We are the
weakest link on the station. Yeah, true, you know what
I mean. True? But the station does fine. So everything's cool. Yeah,
so it works out to our advantage as well, right,
I guess is the point? No? No, uh inflated sense

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of self? Oh god, not where I sit right here?
Never around here, never never eight seven seven forty four
Wooding text us over to two two nine eight seven
Gina grad what's going on with the trending news headlines?

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Well, we have some updates with Savannah Guthrie's mom. It's
now day four in the search for Nancy Guthrie, you
know Savannah, the.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Today's Show host.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Authorities say they think she was taken from her home
against her will. But besides that, now they're looking into
Nancy's son in law as a prime suspect. He's married
to Savannah's sister Annie. And they also say that ransom
notes have been given to the ABC. The affiliate there
in Tucson and to TMZ and the notes asking for
millions of dollars in bitcoin.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
See that part.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
I don't believe. I think that's just a scam.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, well they also mentioned details that only
the police would know about, so I don't know. Meanwhile,
cops are still waiting for security footage from the company
that owns the cameras at Guthrie's house. But besides that
and the blood trail and the new lead, that's what's
going on. And authorities say the ex husband of former
First Lady Jill Biden has been charged with first degree

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murder in the death of his current wife, whoa yep,
seventy seven year old William Stevenson. He was arrested after
his wife, Linda, was found unresponsive inside their house in
Delaware in late December.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Does anybody in here know anybody that ever like killed someone?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, my classmates. Yeah, they made a movie about it.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah yeah, watcha Oh okay, that's right. You did say
something like not even some of you were friends with
or in a relationship with, but you know, you come
to find out later like oh yeah, that dude that
we used to work with, or oh yeah, that the
person we used to go to school with ever saw
coming they killed so and.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
So, yeah, girl went to junior high with murdered someone.
And finding that out later it was just like, oh yeah,
I remember that early.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
She's in jail because she murders not a friend of yours.
Nobody just say like, did you have any kind of
like inkling that you kind of figure Like it's always
the people, because we'll go like, oh boy, better be
careful with bort. Right, it's always like Menji, Right, I
told that Menji you even going on a killing spree?

Speaker 4 (31:26):
We'd never know it, right now. I did know a
guy in high school who ended up keeping women in
his basement and I saw that coming from a mile away.
Were they alive or they were alive?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
All right? So we all think it could be bored
who ends up going on a killing spree at some point,
but it will never be. But let's go to board now,
bored of everybody who works on the show, who do
you think is the most Not that anybody will end
up doing it, but like, who do you think is
the most likely to eventually take a.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
Life besides Sea Bass? Is that the obvious choice? But
are we killing him out.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
It could be it could be anybody personal, it could
be could be it could be anybody.

Speaker 8 (32:02):
I would go number one price Sea Bass, But number
two Tyler has a lot of aggression. Really, it really
lies about it a lot of the time. Like he
will if he gets frustrated all of a sudden, he'll
just snap and.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Go, I'm gonna murder you if you ever blind rage,
calm down. I'd be shocked. And then he puts on
that little happy boyish smile. I wouldn't do that ever,
I'm angel. Could you think it really has it in him?
Like you think there's the potential? So okay, So Sea Bass,
you have number one, number two Tyler. Yeah, Tyler has
blind rage, somebody said Benji. But because he's the quiet one.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
I think he could be convinced maybe that he would
want to do it, and maybe he could be influenced
by somebody to do it, you know, maybe maybe he
could do it for love. I don't know, what do
you think?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
What do you third most third third most likely to
uh to take a life? So Sea Bass Tyler? And
then who Menji Menji? I think he could be convinced
of it, all right. And then number four in the
power rankings. Yeah, we're gonna take the top five, top
five most likely the murder, Yeah, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:10):
Actually she's the bubbly happy one. She could be pushed
to the limit.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Don't And she's another one where she wouldn't do it herself,
just like her homework and everything else. You'd have her
boyfriend there. It would be steamboat Willie that does the
murder either, and he's he is so thirsty to please.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah yeah, basically, yeah, he's cleaning the apartment.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, see, she has it all planned out already. Yeah yeah, yeah, alright.

Speaker 8 (33:35):
And then number five O five, Okay, hold on, see
to what do you miss?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Greg Vaughan Morgan.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
I don't know if Greg would do because he wouldn't
want to handle the cleanup work. You would just find
it very dirty, messy.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Gregg.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
We've known him for twenty years. He does have those
I'm gonna snap moments where he yeah, true, yeah, blind rage.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
Maybe if it was like a homicide suicide and he
would do it, you know, yeah, let's go five Greg.
But he would also be a suicide because he wouldn't
want to clean it up, right, like a.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Crime of passion. Yeah, okay, good to know it's a
good topic.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Well, Disney named new heads.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
I forget what Bort said at one point. It made
me laugh. He said, he goes, you know, because you know,
people always say like, oh, look out for Bort, like
he's going to come in here and be a shooter.
He's like, it's just lucky for whoever he was mad
at that day. It's like, it's just lucky for this
person that I don't like guns. Yeah, he's not here,
fire fire he would be. He would be a fan

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of would be like a misstep off of the balcony
or something.

Speaker 8 (34:40):
That would be an accidental electrical situation in the building
and the doors would all lock.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
He's like, you know, just lucky for them. I don't
actually like guns.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
I don't think Bord would hurt anyone, honestly, not an animal,
no person, even a human.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
I don't think. So. I don't know y'll think. I think,
well he is sweet. I think the right person, and
I we all know who that is. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, Well, Disney named the new heads of the company yesterday.
They tapped long time exect Josh Tomorrow to replace CEO
Bob Iiger.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Tomorrow was head of.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
The Disney Experiences team, and I mean he oversaw everything,
theme parts, resorts, cruise ships, everything all over the world.
Iiger says that Tomorrow is an exceptional leader and the
right person to become the next CEO, and he's going
to take over in mid March. And the House has
passed a funding bill that ends the partial government shutdown
that started over the weekend. Most federal agencies are now

(35:30):
funded through September, but the Department of Homeland Security they
get their extension only until Friday the thirteenth, which is
real soon. That gives lawmakers a little window to argue
about immigration and changes with ICE, and if they don't
reach a deal by next Friday, they could be another shutdown,
but this time it would mostly just hit Homeland Security,
which could means the TSA agents are just sol again

(35:52):
working out.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
I feel for those TSAA. I know if they get
crapped on a lot, but like, seriously, you got to
go to work every day.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah without getting paid yep. Well that's when they start
doing stickouts and you start getting those you know, and
things like that. Here at nine four nine, texting over,
I lived across the street from a guy who dismembered
his wife and had her in the refrigerator, And I
used to go over there and talk to him very often.
He said that his wife was ill and had moved
back home almost two years before the authorities came and

(36:20):
found her in the refrigerator in the garage.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Wow, Okay, I don't know if I should say this publicly,
but I've already started.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
So I've been thinking about this a lot. No, you're
going to I'm going to give you a map.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Somebody I have become acquainted with is constantly talking about
their wife. I've never seen their wife. The wife has
never been outside. When when we've been outside, we're always
given an excuse where she is. But I mean, wouldn't
it just be easier to say, like, oh, like I
don't have one.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
But we're constantly hearing about wife in the new neighborhood.
I already talk about the wife if he's trying, Especially
somebody who doesn't know, could say, oh, yeah, if something
was really gone off the face of the earth, why
you bring it up. There's always an excuse. There's always
she's sleeping, she's sick, she's not dressed. You know, you
should do you should call the cops and get them
pay a visit to the house and make sure the

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cops let the guy know that it was you that
called them. That's what I just moved to the neighborhood. Yeah, yeah,
the cops and meeting, and I killed my wife street
from getting.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
A little crazy, I mean, yeah, yeah, crazy happen.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Though.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
We do have a family friend that murder her husband too.
Oh that's right. Yeah, they getting a divorce and she
just did not like that. And then he went over
to sign the paperwork because he was going to give
her the house, and then she just murdered him there house.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah. Well.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Gold medal winner Lindsay Vaughan has announced that she will
compete in the ski events at the Winter Olympics despite
tearing her a cl last week. She had some practice
runs the other day. She thinks she's good now now
she knows her chances going all the way might be
a little different than they were before she got hurt,
but she says she's gonna give it a try.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Let's talk flag football, shall we.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers safety Antoine Winfield Junior jumped a
route to intercept Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow with four
minutes to go, like.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
There was a real defensive battle. It was like sixty
something to fifty something in this Pro Bowl flag football game. Yeah, damn,
I don't understand how anybody watches that.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Well, it sealed the NFC sixty six to fifty two
come back win against the AFC in the NFL Pro
Bowl flag football game.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Yep, pomp's right.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Cowboys receiver George Pickens was the offensive MVP. Very exciting stuff.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
And beyond the actual game, people were just not digging
Jason Kelcey doing the commentary.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
I did hear about that. Yeah, fans heard.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Him yelling about trick plays and the rules of flag
football and yeah. One of the comments on ESPN's page said,
I turned on the Pro Bowl for thirteen seconds Jason
Kelcey's literally screaming into the mic. The Pro Bowl was
always the worst of All Star games, but being that
it's a flag football game where no one is going
more than half speed and adding the horrific commentary by
Jason Kelcey makes it hot garbage.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yep, that's always agreed. The yellers on microphones, Well, any
of the All Star games I think are mega boring. Yeah,
but flag football. Flag football is the worst one by far,
the worst one. Just do the skills, competition stuff. That's
what you want, right, Hockey, basketball, football, they all do that.
Just stick to that. The game itself is unnecessary.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Yeah, nobody cares. Well, Tomorrow night should be better. It's
the NFL Honors ceremony where we finally found out who
this year's league the MVP is, so we'll look forward
to that. And finally, the people over at Pepsi have
announced that they're slashing prices of their chips just in
time for the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Makes chips well yea, Heller, I guess that PepsiCo.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Doritos, Lays, Cheetos, They're all going to be cut by
fifteen percent, and it's because customers are getting pissed about
how spritos are.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
They're just going to know more Doritos. I thought free
Do Lay has a different company, Freedo's. The new prices
should take effect this week, but.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Pepsi's pointing out that it's the retailers who set the
price as people, it's not up to them, So in
store prices may vary, but depending on the store, customers
could see big discounts on chips because they chips in cereal.
It's like, am I a millionaire? I don't know if
I could have fort either of these things. So hopefully
that will help.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
And that's what's going on. Whenning says my dad murdered
two guards during your robbery when I was a kid.
Oh that's a close connection. Damn. There's another one. My
brother stabbed his girlfriend's dad over forty times with an
ice pick and ice picky. Get an ice pick these days?
Tim from the ice store, dude, Okay, Tim from the

(40:42):
seven to four says, I went to Hempfield and Greensburg,
graduated in ninety eight. We had like five people who
had murdered other people just in my senior class. Yeah.
One was with two brothers. The other one was gay.
He beat him in the head of the hammer that
was over the national news. And a couple other ones
were just dumb murders. So crimes of passion, things like that, timp,
thank you. I still live across the street from people

(41:04):
who practice Satanic rituals in their backyard. Oh that's fun
with them, like offering up goats and stuff, all right.
Eight seven forty four Wooding text over to two two
nine eighty seven. More Woody Show is next a bit.
I feel like this is more for people who the
next step would be drinking, hand sanitizing. No Woody Show.

(41:29):
Uh let's see. So Olympics start this week, and the
I guess some of the competition has already begun. They
already started some of the curling stuff. I love it
when people pretend they're in the curling. No you're not.
It's just sweeping stop it. No, I mean, no, you're not.
I understand. The figure skating and the hockey and things

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like that. Downhill skiing, that's time.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
All the guys, all the bros were getting really into it.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, it's ironic.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
It's ironic, a Canadian super into Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Let's see figure skating dominates. Yeah, ski jumping follows closely
as far as the popularity goes. Snowboarding speed skating round
out the top favorites. Yeah. I remember, you know my
parents used to love watching the speed skating stuff. Oh yeah, wait,
is the gymnastics is not part of the winter summer? Okay?

(42:22):
Why it's all indoors stuff? Too cold indoors?

Speaker 5 (42:26):
It's not a winter activity.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, it isn't monastics. Yeah, snow. No, but they're inside.
It's not outside. I mean, they could move it to
the Winter Olympics. But you ever seen the gymnasts outside. No,
that's true.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
I think it's instead of summer, it's snow.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
No snow.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
I don't need snow for gymnastics, right, so it's a
summer thing. You don't need to do it in the snow. Yeah,
all this other stuff has to be done in the
SnO where they're cold.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Okay, it makes sense. That's the best I can come
up with. Yeah, like cross country skiing and stuff like
that can't be done in the summer. I mean, that's
more than one of the more boring ones Bob's. It
would be hell of fun. I think that'd be fun
to be able to do that. You ever go to
like a place that does skiing in the wintertime, but
in the summer they have those concrete like tracks and

(43:11):
you sit on a little like scooter looking down. That's cool.
Little rails fun. Or you could go mountain biking down,
that's fun. I'd also be interested to meet the guys
who came up with the idea of the two man luge,
because what I'm willing to make a couple of bets,
some questions, you know, we should do because we're athletes.

(43:31):
There's a meme about that.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
It's like the two man lose, Like they've been caught
in the act and they're trying to come up with
an excuse really quickly.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
But yeah, it's still be fun like a losee.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
The Yeah, this.

Speaker 7 (43:43):
Year, there's a Jamaican bobs like that made it running.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
For Jamaica right now.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
There's some I can't remember where they're from, but somebody,
one of the figure skaters I believe, was going to
use the song from the Minions as they're you know
song for their routine. But like then they were told
last second that they couldn't use it because the music
was copywriter or they didn't have they didn't have the
they didn't have permission for it, and so all these
people went on social media. So this is a good

(44:11):
use of social media. So they got on social media
and then Universal said, okay, yeah, it's fine, good.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Because that would be a massive pain in the ass.
You choreographed it last for this last second right before
why the Minions Like I don't know, I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Know, wait to watch it, I guess, So yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
I'm excited about the Paralympics. I like watching people with
only like a couple eggs or arms.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Only a couple of eggs, only a couple of leggs
up made a lot of people like you'll see you
in in the Olympics, but just a couple of legs.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Yeah, I'm tired, you know what, I'm in a couple
of limbs.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Well, speaking of murderers, what about I always think of
the only one anyone knows is blade.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Runnerstorious, Pistorious, Panorious, whatever his name. Yeah, I have no idea. Yeah,
but curling, you can't convince me that anybody truly cares.
It's like, here's the thing. If you're like curling or
something like that, wouldn't like if you went on a cruise,
wouldn't the shuffle board be just packed? Like I saw
the pickleball courts last time I was on a cruise.

(45:08):
The pickleball courts were packed like when they set the
basketball courts up. His pickle ball courts there was a line.
In fact, there was one woman. I saw her almost
every day. She was always in line. She brought a
special pickleball outfit. She was I don't know her sixties
or something. She had her own like pickleball racket that
she brought on the cruise with her just in case

(45:29):
pickle ball broke out and she psyched, and but she
was like way into it. She had like the bands
around like her forearm, and you know she was ready.
Never played it. Okay, was ready.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Let me ask you this now, Morgan close years because
they know you're kind of into it. Okay, darts or
shuffle board darts or I'm sorry curling darts.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Are curling darts in the Olympics?

Speaker 3 (45:52):
No, no, no, But I'm just saying as interest, I guess, yeah,
what would you be into watching?

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Into why and be into either one? But like if
if one had to stay and one had to go, huh,
I mean I guess, I guess the curling really really darts.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
At least you can see quickly if they're winning or losing.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
With curling, it's like what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (46:20):
And the crowd goes crazy.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
With darts, they walk out something, get the crowd.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Just your pure interest, I would say I would zero
interest in either one, but if you had to gun
to your head, you have to watch one. I'll watch
the curling. I think over darts.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
I do curling as well, darts all day. Darts, dude,
I've sat around with friends and I'm involved and I'm
still the fun part about it is hanging out my
guys and you know, having beers and you know, talking
ish and you know playing darts. Okay, so closed out
those Yeah, close those out to be honest, one bowl away.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I don't think I ever understood like how darts is played.
Are you just always constantly going for the center. What's
the reasons for like all the other numbers?

Speaker 1 (47:06):
You can close out the different It's like you're think
about it like your apple watch, right, close the rings
out kind of thing. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's
like playing pool or billiards as some people. Uh yeah,
that you can play. There are different games or different
things that you can do. But the ones that we
would always do, we go and play the bar. You

(47:26):
close out the different.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
You have to have one in each number, like one
in each section.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
That was literally just about three. I think you need
three in each and each one. Yeah, same thing. It's
been a minute since I played, but yeah, all bulls
eye all the time. Yeah, look is scientists are just reading.

(47:53):
Scientists have finally shredded the old wives tale about money
not buying happiness. Oh, it's so apparently money can purchase
a whole lot of happiness. So they poured over a
data and then not just from like one country, they
took data from one hundred and forty countries, and researchers
concluded that the more money you have, the more satisfied

(48:15):
you are with life.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
What with But I think it always goes back to
what you've always said, what do you like? No matter
if you have money or not, and you end up
getting like millions and you're just a boring person. You're
still a boring person with millions of dollars. Yeah, you know, No,
that's that's that's true. Like money, money can't buy you.

(48:41):
It could buy you peace of mind. It can't buy
buy you piece of your mind, like within your mind,
you know, Like.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
What did you say peace of mind? Meaning like, oh,
the bills come in, you have money to cover, you
don't have to worry about groceries or your rent or
things like that, which I just read like people are
spending over a third of their income now officially on
rent like that, so that you have peace of mind,
but your mind being at peace that's a completely different fact.

(49:10):
So like if you have all this other stuff and
drama whatever, it's like, all the money in the world
is not going to fix whatever's broken with you.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
It's gonna get worse.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
We try, we try, and he's not here to defend himself.

Speaker 8 (49:21):
Well.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
We try to explain that to Greg all the time
because when Greg said, if I had ten million dollars,
I wouldn't have any problems with the one And I
know people that are, you know, very wealthy, and they
still have.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Problems, you know, personal problem. It doesn't fix everything, it
fixes a lot. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Tom Hanks said his biggest thing was when he became rich,
the fact that he never had to worry about if
his car broke down.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Was what's success expect him? That was the one. Yeah,
like when you don't worry about like if they fire
me today, I don't care. You know, I'll be fine,
not only like you know, and a lot of people
even if you're not set financially as a person who's
lost their job and being broke at the same time,

(50:10):
you will be fine. It doesn't feel like that in
the moment, but you'll be fine if you choose to
be like you do have to like pick yourself up,
go out do the next thing. And I've always found
as mad as I've been in certain some of them
are my fault. Some of the times I've been fired
or in that situation were absolutely my fault. No, I

(50:33):
you know, well, I'm saying like, especially when I was
younger in my career, and I would you know, I was,
I was taking liberties and I was doing things that
I hadn't earned yet, you know, and you learn to
play the game, you learn how things work.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
And I never made I never made the same mistake twice.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah, you learned. Yeah, I learned from it, right, not
that I didn't make another dumb mistake or whatever. It
was a mistake, correct. Now, there's other times that been
fired to let go. It's just oh the station got
sold or they're flipping a format or you know whatever,
different different reasons. But every single time it's always worked out,

(51:07):
and it worked out in a way where you go, hmm,
you know what, maybe it was supposed to Like you
start thinking like maybe it was supposed to happen. Yeah,
this way.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Absolutely, you know, because at the time you just can't
see it.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, it doesn't mean you can't be mad. Doesn't mean
people involved weren't you know, douchebags, dickheads whatever. But you'll
you'll be fine. But yeah, when it comes to the
the money thing, you know, the more money you have,
the more people think that you owe it to them,
like a friend's family. It's crazy the expectation that people
end up having it now because you've done something or

(51:39):
you've accomplished something that all of a sudden it's also
for them as I don't think it really works that way.
And I've you know, in my own personal life, I've
you know, made it clear to many people like I'm
willing to help everybody, but just it's not like.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Just a like a vending machine, correct ATM that never stops.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Yeah, correct, I've in the people and I'm not gonna,
you know, give specifics here, but friends and family have
come to me asking four different things. I'm like, hey, look,
I'm going to help you out. Number one is not
going to be alone. I'm just going to give this
to you. But you get one, you get one, you know.
And it's there are times that if it's something like

(52:16):
you know, people are some kind of thing beyond their control,
that's also a little bit different. But when it's a
situation because you were financially irresponsible, you did dumb things,
you were living way beyond your means or whatever, I'll
still help you, but you get one. So make sure
this is the one.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
That's a really good rule, especially it's not alone.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
I will give it to you. I will help that,
and then that's it is. But like, this is not
just a you know because I have it. I have
another family member who deals with another family member who
always borrows money. And what does he do with it?
He goes out and he buys scratchers. And you know
who he goes to for money, My aunt Chrissy. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
And that's the thing I wonder if it really says
more obviously about the friend of the family member, It
doesn't say anything about you. But how many people in
your life who have asked you for something and you've
put a boundary and they're mad at you or they
stop talking to you.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I've had people get mad but then they come back around.
But again, if it's if you know, whatever you say
to somebody and that's the actual truth. You know, whatever
you say to them, so it's the truth. Okay, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna help you. But you get one
and you've set that that boundary or whatever, then fine.
Their their reaction at that point is their problem.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
But have you held the line where they're like, I
know you said one, but this is extending.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Yeah, and you know it's interesting after I've said that,
not one person has taken me up on the offer.
I'm not that interesting. Yeah, they're like, they're they're saving it.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Yeah you oh my god. That's and you know what's.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Interesting, they've always figured it out. Yeah, this is true
on the text. Money doesn't make the world go around,
but it might make the ride a lot smoother. That is,
that's a thousand percent. But what whatever tortures you in
your own life, be it relationships, relationships just get more difficult,
I think. But like, uh, mentally, whatever your insecurities are
or whatever, like you can't it doesn't fix that. You

(54:11):
can go to therapy, you can pay for therapy or
but it doesn't necessarily fix it.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
And I would say with that kind of money, your
insecurities are on full display.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Yeah. Yeah, they say, they say money and I've witnessed this.
They say, money just exaggerates the person you already were.
So if you were already alcohol a nice person, like
if you now have you're a nice person. With money,
you're just gonna be nicer, there, be more generous than
you already were. If you were already a dick, Oh,
you're just gonna be a bigger day worst.

Speaker 8 (54:40):
Right.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
This is Denzel quote that somebody did. I love it says, uh,
money can't buy you happiness, but it's a hell of
a down payment.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
I love that. Yeah, it's it's peace of mind, but
it cannot buy you you know. Uh, you can't put
your your give you peace, or put your or put
your mind at peace. Yes, there we go. It's not
it's not a real quote. I just kind of thought
of it in the moment. So build on that. I'll
work on it. I can't buy you peace of mind,

(55:10):
uh huh, but it can are you a piece of
your mind. No, it can't buy you a peace of mind.
It can't buy you peace of mind, but it can't
put it can't give peace to your mind. To put
your mind, you should write it down and then you know,
I put the.

Speaker 8 (55:36):
Well.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
I haven't knock on wood. I've been pretty good track
record for when I do get called for jury duty,
which hasn't been a ton, But when I do get called,
either I don't have to show up and call the
number and they don't they don't make me a report
or the handful of times only like two or three
times total ever I've had to go down there, I
get dismissed almost immediately, I you know, because you show up,

(56:01):
they hand you this stuff, fill this stuff out, bring
it back up to the desk, and usually before my
buddy's even back in to see they go, excuse me,
mister Fife. Yeah, and they ask me like one or
two questions, one of us totally about the job every time,
thank you for your service, and they gain you your
little thing that says you're good and I'm on my way,
and that's and that's it. Yeah, Yeah, because they don't

(56:22):
want someone who's like the host of a of.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
A radio show.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Yeah, And I was like, oh wow, that's cool. That
works to my advantage. And then the other thing that
they don't like, and this is according to some lawyers
that I know who or when they're they're talking about,
you know, potential jurorsey, they don't like somebody. And one
of the reasons. They don't like somebody who hosts like
a radio show for a living, because they don't want
someone who can control the room, the jury room, because
someone who's going to basically dominate over other people who

(56:46):
just kind of go with the flow and just put
their opinion and make their argument for their opinions so
strong and in a way that just kind of like
just carries the room. Yeah, they don't want They don't
want that either, and so they go, Okay, well a
person with this skill set, which is you know, if
Sea Bass goes down there, have you ever had to
actually serve jury.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Duty, I've got I've been the same deal as you
as I've I've had to go in twice. But again
that I got bounced before even doing any questionnaire stuff.
It just bounced me for numbers.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
So I haven't had to do anything like that. Yeah,
well you.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Should want to do it as your civic duty as
in America.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
I showed up, you know.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
See, Now Sea Bass is on notice this week and
next week. Right, I got to ten to potential days. Now,
it's usually just like a one and done, like a
one week kind of thing, but this is federal me
in the rear and I've never I've never seen that
before neither by Yeah, I saw it all kinds of
different logos and emblems on it. It was very official.

(57:44):
Is this real? But yeah? But I called up.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
They they you know, they had all my information in there.
You know, they had all put my number in and
be my last name and all that stuff. And uh,
the reason I wouldn't want to do it besides, you know,
menace is uh talking about being a my citizenship whatever
duty is you have a call time every day. It
is like seven fifteen am, which which then but then
but I don't I would miss my midday nap, which

(58:06):
would suck.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Like oh.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Before seven fifteen, But then I'd be serious, such a hero.
My nappy would be gone and I'd be cranky.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Uh yeah, So what's the difference between federal Is it
just like like a grand jury kind of think my
sister got called for a grand jury and she started
a thing for months.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Probably not a grand maurie because typically with grand jury
is they want specialists from what I recall, like I
had a for instance, I had a physics professor in
high school who was on a grand jury because of
his knowledge about physics, because the because the DA wants
to know whether or not they would be able to
make a case. You know, grand juries don't convict, they
only indict, but they give you an idea of will
this be does this case leip promising? And I think

(58:46):
the federal because the federal conviction rate is something like
ninety six percent.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Done.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
That's you know when people said that about the Diddy thing.
Even though he got off easy, he still he still
got convicted.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
I looked it up.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
It's a lot of like gun cases, a lot of
the financial crimes.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
I was thinking either murder or Cayman Islands, a.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Lot of that stuff, A lot of it.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
If you're in federal prison and then you, let's say,
beat up another prisoner, then that would go back to federal.
But yeah, that would be the kind of thing if
it again. Probably not at this point because I've had
a few days of kicking it out, but I'm still
technically on the hook potentially.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Now They always say like, uh, you know, do you
think you have the ability to remain impartial?

Speaker 3 (59:26):
And does anybody I used to if you're being honest.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Does anybody really truly have the ability to do that?
I don't think you do. I fear could. No, I
don't think so, because you're you're gonna end up hearing
something because you know, we we talked about where you know,
we've talked about so many different things and kind of
runs the whole like a spectrum of topics on the
show that we eventually stumble upon something like where you
thought this was funny when we were goofing on this,

(59:52):
but now that we're goofing on this year, obviously that's
where you drew your line. Like I think, when you
get into a case like that, there's gonna be some
element of it or whatever that you can't Oh, I
can't be partial.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I can't be impartial. Specifically that kind of stuff happens.
They're talking about like have you ever been the victim
of kidnapping? You probably shouldn't be out of kidnapping.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah, no, I agree with that. Yeah, I've gotten the question.
Do you have any members of law enforcement in your family?
And at the time I did, I don't. Now my
uncle's retired, my cousin was an FBI agent, and so
like that typically is another one where it's like, all right,
so you you're never going well, no, because now I

(01:00:30):
don't have that act. As long as I keep this job,
I should stay out of stay out of the jury poll.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Keep asking AI, like, is bringing a dog to the
office considered a federal crime?

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Because so here we go. So yesterday this is like
as the show was getting ready to wrap up, Sea
Bass goes, uh oh, and he comes in here and
he said, we have an issue with a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
We share, We share as hell do. And what I
was going up the back elevator, the freight elevator, and
as I'm going in, this lady comes rushing in the
back door and she's carrying with her, you know, a
medium size brown I don't know if that's a lab
or whatever. Yeah, it's not a little dogs, not that
it would matter. But again, this is a dog free office.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
With Sea Best is the first person to you know,
he'll call HR and he'll file a complaint or if
somebody brings he's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Before at least twice emails have been written so people
know not only is it's a dog free offices, dog
free building. So this lady, I took a picture of
the dog for evidence number one. I didn't get a
picture of her face, but then she got off. Now
if she got off on one of our floors for
the radio station, that email would have gone out instantly.
She got off on a different floor.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
And she went elevator.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Specifically to Gina for noticing that, because if she'd gone
through their front door that it would go past the
building office and they would have said sorry because this dog.
She's not even bothering with the fake service dog vest
or anything like that or emotional support, which is not
a thing, by the way, So she like, what.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
If the place that she works, in the office she
works and allows animals. They can't because it's a building
slide policy, so they can't. They can't. It's like federal
states to them.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
They can't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
They can't succeed.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Since he doesn't know where she works, he can't, like
really pinpoint, but no, I have a picture of the dog.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
I have a picture of her.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
I know, I know what floor she got off on,
so it would be really easy to walk to that
floor and find the lady with the big brown dog.
So my question is, do I know go down to
the office camera and say, hey, if you walk up
to the third floor right now, and now I can
also talk about my dog allergies, which are real, not debilitating,
but real.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
I don't think they care.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
What are your dog allergies other than they annoy you
when they're around.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
No, they're just gonna tell you they took itchy eyes
in the little scratchy throat. Sometimes I lay on a
couch the dog a bit on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
I don't think you have enough power in the jurisdiction. Yes, well,
because it's not on our floor.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Also, by the way, when Sea Bass walks in the office,
they go, oh God, here we go, because you know
the guy who's always in there, like arguing about like
his car being down in the garage when it's not
supposed to over a course of like a weekend, or
when he goes out of town whatever. That's also a rule. Okay,
perfect example. That's also a rule quote of the bill.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
But here's the difference is I get I don't care
about rules. I care about consequences. The consequence of me,
The consequence of the dog being here, as the building knows,
is they pee and they crap in places they shouldn't
and people say, oh, mind, doesn't doesn't matter, you can't
control it. And number one and number two they do leave.
The building doesn't want it because they leave hair, they
gets everywhere, it gets in the carpet, gets on crap,

(01:03:21):
and it also is bad again for people with allergies also,
and rule number five, which is not a consequence, is
you don't need to do it, jackass, you're a loser
and a liar. And again, fifty years ago people know
what any of their dog. Every god dance like this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
So let's just say just for whatever reason, this particular dog,
maybe because it is legit. They always say like people
who have money, aren't the ones who are bragging about
how much money they have, you know, how big of
a penis they have? Like those are the people like
you you look at somebody who kind of looks sloppy,
they're probably loaded. Yeah, the people who are trying to
look they're not really they're they're like, you know, frying. Yeah,
they're fake loaded.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
It didn't have a vest on anything.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
That's what I'm saying. No vest That's what I'm saying.
Maybe that's a legit service dog.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
No, if they're taking the back elevator, well, okay, you guys, okay,
you know you're exactly right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
What do you to your question?

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
I don't believe this is a service dog, because the
dog went straight for me because what did I have
a bag of groceries and started of sniping or aka
and dog turst everything else. Second, huh not a trained dog.
And the woman's like, oh yeah, you smell this food?
Don't you a service?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Animals?

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
They wouldn't move if it was a service.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
So exactly your question, do you go down to the
office and narget them out?

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Well, that's that's what you do, that's what you say.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I say, no, what do you Gina?

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
I think it's a waste of time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
No, I think if I were to do.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
It, absolute waste of time. But I want to hear
about the drama.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
So yes, I would go down there, and I pulled
this move, I'd say, guys, I was. I was taking
the elevator up and certtainly, I started my throat started ditching.
I turned behind me there was this dog.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Dog.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
I just don't think it would be effective this time around.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
So no, no, all right, battle Sam, of course, No, no, no, yeah, Well,
I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
The fact that seeing a dog in an elevator doesn't
just make your day says everything about.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
You, everything about dog.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Every dog person the every time they see a new dog,
which they see what fifty times a day. They pretend
it's the first time they've ever seen anything like dog
like because.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
It's elevator and you're like, oh my god, elevator.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
But I wish I had some of that confidence, because
if we get a dog, I wouldn't bring it around
because I wouldn't want somebody to be like, I hate
your dog.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Like I'd be like, I can't leave it. And it's
called being a responsible owner. All right, Uh, Menace, you
had something you wanted to think, Okay, is being nark
being a narc? Is this a good thing for society?
Like a sea bass on the right tracker? Because I
guess something happened Menace Target. So I did think about
sea bass.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
And the thing is, I've been taught my whole life,
don't be a rat, don't be a nark, right, But
I did think about.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Sea bass in his narkness. The other day.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Remember a couple of weeks ago, I told you that
I went to Target and I went to the bathroom
and there was an empty fireball bottle like by the toilet.
And I just went back to that same Target the
other day and I went to the bathroom and there
was a guy in there drinking a bottle of something.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Right, and you can tell that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
You can tell he was already drunk, right, because he's
making all these weird noises. No, no, it's just some
random So yeah, so some random like homeless guy or
just some guy. This is what he does on a
regular basis. And I was torn. I'm like, do I
narck it out or do I not be a rat?
And I chose not to be a rat. But when

(01:06:30):
I left the target that day, I'm like, damn, am
I helping society by not saying anything?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Is there gonna be a situation where remember Spider Man
where he let that Robert go and then he eventually
shot his uncle. If I didn't say anything about this, yeah,
like his drunk guy, This drunk guy might come out
of the bathroom and do something stupid in the in
the target drink. There could have been a chain of

(01:07:01):
events after that. I could have stopped if I did
say something, right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
I'm still not saying anything, Jinigrad, I would say something.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
You would, Yeah, there's a wasted guy in the bathroom.
You might want to go check on him.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Would you say something?

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
I don't think so, but we've been trained Morgan not
to be a rat or be a nark exact.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
Right, And it's it's the mindset of like, oh, it's
not my business.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
And that's how bad things happened, Sami.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Would you knark them out?

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Yes you would, I would not. Actually everyone drunk guy,
especially a target, are hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Yeah I get that, I get that number. But you
got in my head though.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
But here's the thing people need to to to make
that differentiation between narking in the classical sense and doing
something that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Narking is like what medis is saying, like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
If if you're at school and you know some of
your some kids are going behind the building of smoke
during you know, lunch, that would be narking because what
they're doing doesn't affect you. And this is what medicines
kind of, you know, with this whole spider Man thing
is well, will this guy affects society? Like with cart narks,
even though that's the name, it's when you leave carts out,
it does affect society. But to the drunk guy in

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the bathroom, I don't think he's affecting society. Okay, surprised, Yeah,
he's not affecting it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
I thought you loved the tattle on people. Yeah, when
it's all right, well, we have the Law ofs Is
of Bodega Medicine Sebastian at work for the people that
are in the news who found themselves in some kind
of a legal trouble. This is society. Yeah, so Gina
is going to be telling us all of the details
of the story, and then the two idiots from the
Law ofs Is of Bodega Medicine Sebastian will will give

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their argument because you know, these defense lawyers always have
to go like man, they got to really find something
to try to make an argument to get them off, right,
and so hey the lofty says of Bodega Medicine, Sebastian,
they'll get you off. And then you can decide you
can play the rule of the jury and you can
text him with your ruling on the different cases that
is coming up for you. Next here on the Woody Show,

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hang on what you showing me right back?

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Simple, it's the Northern Show here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Well, we are going to consult the law offices of Bodega,
Menace and Sebastian Attorneys. Sebastian and Menace, they are the best.
When it comes to trying to find excuses for people
who are in need of their objections, bad behaviors defended

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him Jong Wood in the house an attempt to get
them off. Yeah, and so Gina, you have some of
the cases over there, I do. And then everybody who's listening,
you just text. If you are the jury, would you
find after hearing Menace and Seabass's arguments, would you find
the person in the story guilty or not guilty? The

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law offices of Bodega, Menace and Sebastian. What is the
first case? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
So a man was arrested Monday for allegedly lying down
in a ditch and pretending to be drunk. At approximately
five thirty am, Sheriff's deputies received a report of an
Induit individual lying in a ditch. Thirty one year old
Caleb Barker of West Union was arrested and charged with
simulated public intoxication in connection to the incidents.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Take our feet, I would like to cite cops being extra.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Also, my client is a method actor and he was
studying a role or a role in a play.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
This is this is elgin iOS playing theater.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Do you have any can you provide any kind of
documents that he's been hired as an actor. Oh, he's studying. Yeah,
he's hopes to get in the future.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Oh, I'm sorry, Like, do you get documents when you're
in school to your that's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Going to be your defense. Yeah, script.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Excuse me, Uh, your honor. I believe that you have
been in many plays. Did you get documents to be
in your play? She did.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
They're called a script.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Also, Also, she's not your honor. What's your honor? She's
a court.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Disregard anything you said. Let us not forget about.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Also, I would like to also bring up the case
of children in playgrounds.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Yes, so now we.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Could let's arrest all them.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Well, let's convict kids for protecting to become Roberts.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
His imagination illegal.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Now I didn't see them, George.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
I didn't see that update in my law books.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
And besides, I'll hate for all you know, Gina, our
car report. I know you're not making the ruling about this,
but uh, it's called a street car named Desire. It
tours regularly any any community theater, a sales people, actors. Yes,
our clients wanted some day to be in one of
those story reporter.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
I don't think He was talking about documents as in
a sense of a script, just documents of like, oh
I got hired to do a play that doesn't happen
in school, so thank.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
You saying that you got theratulation here. Here's when rehearsals
are sporting.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
This he's talking about. This is a future.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
This guy's hoping someday to be ready to apply for
that thing'll talk about right now.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Okay, Well, let me go to u members of the
jury here in the room. We'll go to you, dur.

Speaker 7 (01:12:07):
Sammy, I would say, not guilty.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Yes, not guilty, all right, Morgan, absolutely not guilty.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Not guilty, waste of the court's time.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Literally, not guilty of anything.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Okay, not guilty, will be suing the police.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
Yes, right, I got body campus.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
It is the losses of Bodega, Menace and Sebastian. Again.
You can give us your guilty not guilty on the
text over to two two nine eighty seven. Next case please.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
A man was arrested after police said he was found
sleeping on the Brow College campus with a knife in
his possession all classes were in session. Jonathan Batista of
Pompano Beach. He was arrested in charge with possession of
a weapon on school property. Okay, the incident happened about
ten eighteen am while the campus was open and classes

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were actively going on.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Whatever police say.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Batista was found asleep in a doorway and smelled like marijuana.
During a search, officers located a four inch black handled knife.
Brower college classes. We're not interrupted, and no injuries were reported.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Owner, you carry a knife, don't you know? GB not
in the courtroom. I don't have. Maybe you have a game.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Let's say, maybe you were just walking around and you know,
like a little four inch utility. Not essentially it sounds
like they're throwing a lot of we kind of think.
And then they're searching. They call this fishing for for
a crime. They see a guy's asleep and he smells
of marijuana.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Do we a blood test? But you don't anybody could
smell of anything because they didn't find any marijuana exactly.
Thank you. Another thing too, I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Let me ask you a question. How are our schools
paid for? Oh, I don't know, public funds? Public funds?
Where do those public funds come from? Honest taxpayers?

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Just?

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Yeah, maybe would I would say he was part owner
of the property.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Again it was yeah Brower in Pompino or Poor.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
College Coconut Creek. That's say. That is a community college
is paid for by the community.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
So as a member of the community, I feel like
I can take wherever I want.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
And if I want to go on on a campus tour,
maybe learn more about perhaps one day applying to this college,
I shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
And I get a little sleepy. Suddenly that's a crime. Yeah, oh,
I'm sorry. College is boring. Maybe I want to take
a nap. That's what Menace Ben say.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
College, as you heard, classes were in sessions, so we
might have been hearing some of that boring ass stuff
inside the classroom.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
And as he was taking a tour of the campus.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
And decided to not offer a little bit tour of
his own property that helps pay for it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
But all right, we'll go to the jury again. You
can catch her guilty, not guilty. Vote on the text
over to two two nine eight seven. This time will
start with you, Morgan.

Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
I'm gonna say guilty because the problem is not napping.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
It's the knife.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
But it's but it's the problem the knife.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Because now let's go back up a.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Campus that was the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Car reporter could you repeat that last segment or the
last sentence of your story.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Yes, it is Roward College. Classes were not interrupted and
no injuries.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
So we're looking for any type of excuse, and you're
telling me that we searched every person on that campus
that they did not have a knife.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Also, the kitchen doesn't have a nice.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
The kitchen, the fire and flames and the chemistry billap okay.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
All right, are they allowed to change my mind?

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Yes? Because okay, yeah, that's the whole point. All right,
not guilty, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
Also, it's illegal to smoke marijuana recreationally in Florida?

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Is it really?

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Apparently marijuana and joining his mouth, but he didn't know
he smelled like it, Okay, officer liar, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
It sounds like a swear. It doesn't know what marijuana
smells like, Sammy, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Going to say, not guilty.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Yeah, all right, Court reporter Gina, who.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Among us hasn't fallen asleep with a knife on us?

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
A little bit high guilty?

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Daniel Boone and George Washington and all the great patriots
with knives over the years.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
All the court finds them not guilty.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Thank you. We have one more case here in the
losses of Bodega Medicine. Sebastian are on the case and
the details of this one, please.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Police officers announced the arrest of a woman after a
fight broke out at the hard Rock Hotel and Casino.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Oh, it's just there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
We have to now, we have to alert the court
through may be a conflict of interest as we both
love this particular as it has a giant guitar out front.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Yeah. Rules.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
It happened at the Oculus Valet area around six thirty
seven am. Police were shown a video showing twenty seven
year old Alicia Lane throwing an object later identified as
lip gloss into a vehicle, striking the victim in the
next slash chest to a Police officers subsequently arrested Lane
on a felony charge of shooting or throwing a deadly

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missile into a dwellings battle our vehicle.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Okay again, all right, first talking extra.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Look, we get it. This is the hard Rock Hotel
and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. Is a place of wonder
and beauty.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Yeahzie, and I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Handing somebody some lipstick is illegal.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Yeah, it's it's just sixty.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
In the there was a mishap and the person got
upset that it like wasn't directly handed to them. Who
knows if they're requested the lip gloss or not. It's
called tripping. You know you I the person receiving the
lip class Did we test them to see if.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
They were high or drunk? I mean six thirties in
late at night. It's more early in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
You know, you know they've been outside twenty five does yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
So okay, sorry she tripped. She has big ass hoe
heels on. We didn't know she trips. And the overcharging
with felony, deadly missile for lip gloss.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Okay, oh please we believe this. Can I get a
bitch please? Yeah? Thank you? All right again, you can
send your guilty not guilty. The judge is exhausting. Yeah,
I just like to also throw it out there.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Jury, Uh, you're going to get arrested for giving somebody
lip gloss.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Just thank you. It's a slippery slope. Let's go to
uh jury Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
First, I'm gonna say guilty, guilty.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
Yes, it was an active aggression a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Yeah, guilty. The video order order, I get a ufation.
I will ask the attorneys to please keep their mouth shut,
control themselves. Yep. Well, we are pulling the jury here. Uh,
let's go to Morgan. What are you going with? Guilty
not guilty.

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
Not guilty on account of bitches be tripping.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
That's right, bitches do for tripping.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Maybe she wanted her friend to look better looking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Ugly drop six thirty in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Your chaped hoe or the valet area you lift mad chapped?

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
Just doing her girl a favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
And by the way, if you're if you're outside the
casino six thirty in the morning, you probably need a room.
So you need extra soft and moist lifts to come
tripping all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
All right, and then we'll go to the Quarryporter Gene.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
On this one, I'm going to say not guilty on
a technicality. A technicality because you cannot call a lipstick
a deadly missile.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Yes, thank you. You have to call it something I
can judge, the judge asked question in the case, Now,
let's just say that the woman inside the car who
had the lipstick thrown at her her mouth was a gape. Oh,
and the lipstick just happened to go right into her
mouth like the quarter in the movie Big right in
his old tar's mouth and then she choked to death.

(01:19:26):
To be dead, keep her mouth closed. What if the
ocean was green? Not all bullets when they hit a
hit a person are are considered.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Ye the temple right, Yeah, I'm sure that the fine
folks at the valet stand at the Hard Rock Casino
and Hotel in Hollywood, Florida, no CPR as well well.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
If not guilty, and so that breaks the tie and
we got to find here on the core then.

Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
Not guilty yet off.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
So much getting off, thanks for love as a Bodega
medicine Sebastian. If you ever need somebody up a ridiculous
excuse on your behalf, let them sleeping peace people. Ye, yeah,
directly here two two nine eight seven so Cal school snip.
Jeff G. Jeff Hey, good morning, Jeff G. What's going on?
Good morning? What do you show? Let's go and start

(01:20:15):
with the Lakers.

Speaker 9 (01:20:16):
They beat the breaks off the nets yesterday one twenty five,
one oh nine, Austin Reeves was back for the Lake Show,
and he had it off the backboard dime to Lebron.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Listen to this man, it was a pretty play.

Speaker 9 (01:20:31):
Luca had twenty four and Lebron had twenty five in
the win. Lakers went five and three on their Grammy
road trip, which isn't horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Lakers and seventy six ers tomorrow at Crypto.

Speaker 9 (01:20:42):
By the way, Luca named the NBA Western Conference Player
of the Month, well deserved. Moving on to the Clippers,
they host the Cleveland Cavaliers tonight and one thing will
be different for sure, James Harden will be coming out
of the visitors at locker room. James Harden traded yesterday
out to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Dary Garland and his
second round pick. Clippers get ten years younger at the

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guard position, and James Harden will have a chance to
compete for a championship with the Cavs and of course
boost the economy for all strippers in Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
He's very well known for that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
And by the way, we got a shout out Kawhi Leonard.

Speaker 9 (01:21:15):
He made the All Star team thanks to Commissioner Adam Silver,
and he was also named the Western Conference Player of
the Week. Moving on to hockey, Duck speak to cracking
four to two, Cracking in Kings tonight at Crypto dot
Com Arena, and finally this morning, I was gonna give
you the score of the NFL Pro Bowl flag football
game from last night, But I didn't watch it because
I have a life and it's lame and it's boring

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and nobody really cares.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
They should actually stop doing it. I'm JEFFG.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
And that's your SoCal sports.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Oh I know what that is. Yeah, this is the
Woodie Show. People seem to be upset about this, and
maybe somebody can't explain it to me because I I've
never been. I don't really understand. I feel like a
lot of places that you go you're charged to see it.

(01:22:09):
You're there's yeah, you know, some kind of like fee. Right,
Like if you visit Rome now and you want to
visit the Trebby Fountain, tourists are now paying a two
dollars and thirty five cent fee.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Oh really Yeah, I was just there about two years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
There's no charge.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
But I can understand maybe why because it's, uh, it's
so overpacked.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
As I said, it's to manage crowds and offset maintenance costs.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Well, it's the maintenance causing morons, you know, messing stuff up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
They got pay for it because there's a fountain by
our house. Yeah, I love that fountain. That everybody throws
like the kids always throw like laundry, church and stuff,
and shut it down.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
It is funny, though, yeah, not if you're the guy
who got to constantly go out there and do that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
But but I get the crowd control. It's just it's
actually in like a really small square, so you you
can barely even move.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Yeah, so I guess the way it's set up now
is that you can still go like, you can still
go see it, but to get up close. That's where
they they have those things which I like at restaurants,
like the you don't have to say pagers, like the
I like the check and then they come bring the check.
They you give them the credit card and they take
off where the waiter comes over. The waitress comes over

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with that the wireless little white hand held, and you
just take care of it right there, like they have
those kind of things, and the tourists will pay the
two dollars and thirty five cent feet and then it
gives you the access to the closer up front.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
It's funny because you're getting charged to go throw coins
in the fountains to go give.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Them, right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
I'm surprised that they haven't.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Maybe they haven't.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
I just don't know that they haven't even just had
a feed just to go to Rome in general, because
it is just so overpacked with people. And that's what
Japan has done, I think is starting this year where
you have to buy like a like a day path
to go to Jabi with venice too.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Yeah, Vennis is insane. What do you mean in the country.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
In the country, Yeah, because they just want to limit
the amount of people because they're just so overrun with tourists.

Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
So it's like Disneyland likecity.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Too many tourists there.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
Well, it's just like, well it's destroying their infrastructure.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Yeah, I'm saying like, uh, you know, countries and towns,
cities whatever, they run ads try to get people to
come there. Yeah, they just have too many guys. Yeah,
please stay away.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Well, like if you go there and you can't even move,
it's not even a cool experience.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
It's not true. You think the two dollars is really
going to offset the crowds at the fountain though?

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
No, well no, it just it just makes a time
for you to go. There are some people though out
of principle, like a like a grey principle. Two dollars
even though like you doesn't necessarily care about two bucks,
it would be the principle of it. I just feel
like a lot of things that are big tourist things,
there's always some kind of fee. If you want to
go to the top of the Empire State Building, you

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want to get an elevator, yeah, it will charge it
and that's big money. That's two bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
Well, speaking of Italy, like when I went to the
top of the Eiffel Tower, which I was gassed out
Eiffel Tower could sorry sorry, Leaning Tower Pisa. Uh, and
you have to go all the way up there. You
have to pay if you're.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
A weight limit, like you can't have somebody a certain
way at the very top, no push it all the
way down.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
Do you know how much it costs to go to
the top of the Empire State Building?

Speaker 7 (01:25:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Can I take a guess? Uh? Thirty bucks? Okay? For
the basic ticket to take the elevator is fifty dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Fifty dollars and then there's premium access and like if
you want to go during a peak time, that could
be over one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
What yeah, are you serious? As a last wow, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
Well, we want to Dubai I had to pay to
go to the top of the Birge.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
What does that cost? I think it was about theavy
bar on the way up. Yeah, it was like everything
there is fancy. Yeah, but so basically just that's just
to go to like what the eighties like the eighty
six floor six floor yeah, okay, and then the so
and then what's what would what will you get for
thee quote premium.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
Top deck access the higher second maybe maybe? And then
you want to go to peak time, it's going to
cost okay, so if they want to go four in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
There's one thing I think it is that the Empire
State Building, they have this thing remember the old timey
photo of the steel workers that were on the beam
on the beam, there's a thing now where you get
on You sit on this beam and there's a back
to it and it straps you in right so you
can't see it, and it swings you out in a
way not over this over the edge of the building,

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but you're up and you're kind of swung over so
they can get the perfect picture and it recreates Yeah,
it recreates that. Remember like remember the stratosphere, the strat
in the in Vegas I've done that one. They used
to have one, you know, like at the county fairs
and stuff. They had that ride, the scrambler, and so
the whole thing spins around. But then there's three pods,

(01:26:56):
and there's three cars in each pod, so each each
section of three spins and then the whole thing spins
and it's like you're going to each almost at the
tea cups, right, like a tea cups kind of thing,
but chaotic. It does that. But then it would swing
out over the edge of the building, the stratosphere, which
is I forget how a thousand feet up or something
like that. No more than that, I forget how tall

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that thing is. But it would swing out and you're
doing that scrambler thing over the edge of the building.
I did that. That was cool. You know, we did
it together, remember and men's freaked out.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Yeah, well, because it didn't have it didn't have shoulder straps.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Remember, it was just a waste. Yeah. I think all
that stuff's closed. I think all the rides and stuff
on top of the stratosphere. I'm glad. I think you
can still do the bungee court. I did that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
Do you know what people are That was super fun
or freaking out over is the restaurant that's in the
stratosphere that's been there since the nineties apparently, but it
had like maybe some resurgers because of social media. It's
called Top of the World. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
I want to go try.

Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
And you know, it's funny because I've been up there
and I get it, and I love like the rotating restaurant.
I love the idea of it. But eating at that height,
when you're even remotely afraid of heights or whatever, how
do you eat?

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Oh? I did that restaurant at the top of the
space needle. That's cool. The rotating restaurant. I couldn't eat
and watch that. Why, it's cool. It's barely moving, but
like by the time you're done dinner, you've gone all
the way around. It's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
I don't mean so much the rotation as just looking
over the side and being.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Like, huh, yeah, you're not looking over the side. Your
table is there, and the windows, but the scene just
keeps changing. It's cool. I mean, I like the idea
of it. Yeah, they have, they have something similar in
a lot of cities, but like the another one I
did was in Honolulu. Oh nice, Yeah, they got something
like that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
Dallas has one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Oh, Dallas got one. I think Chicago has that glass floor.
Yeah at the well whatever it's called now, the Sears Tower. Yeah,
so it's like the Willis Tower. You walk out and
the surface that you're standing on is as you see
straight down. Pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
Like Yeah, in New York we went to that one
building that like on the edge. Remember like Mike Showkiller
lived near it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
I don't remember. Yeah, what about those what about those bridges? Yeah,
they have those two.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
Last bottom held and then some of them have the
makes it sound gets cracking.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
The Woody show, Woodie, there's menace, Gina Grant, We've got
sea bats, Sammy, Hello, Morgan is here? Phones open? Eighty
seven seven forty is with the text over two two
nine eight seven sea baths. You consider yourself to be
a smart guy? Yeah, I'm just in the only in

(01:29:37):
the top two percent of all human beings. Only well,
only in the top one only in the top two
percent of that's just what Okay, So yeah, smarter j
a smarter person, Okay, high end of the curve. This,
according to a big write up in Psychology Today, says
smarter people have fewer sex partners.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
Oh, that's which that's idiocracy, that is you know, so
what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Are you smart or are you a slam master?

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Well that, unfortunately, that's a low, unsmart person's conclusion to
put correlation and causation together.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
Smarter people have fewer sex partners, right, not because they
are smarter. Genus.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Elon Musk has nine to ten kids. I have, well,
solo sex twenty five kids. That's that's not a good
stat to put in there, but yeah, that's to be
That's again that's idiocracy. Is the dumb people breed and
the smart people focus on career and.

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
We're not talking about breeding.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Yeah, just like sex partners. It didn't say breeding partners. Well,
what leads to what? Obviously?

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
I mean, there's plenty of people the kids not having kids.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
That's what I'm saying. You're sort of an outlier in
that way.

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
Right, That's what I'm saying is, Yeah, the dumber people
tend to be more sexually active. That's not hard to understand.
So you agree with the study, Yeah, that's that perfectly
makes sense. But again he's putting causation in there where
there is none.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Okay, yep, what is a. Somebody just showed me. It
was my god, who was it? Oh? It was from
Matrix Bill and Ted's what's his name? Kanus said he
has gotten to a point in his life he doesn't

(01:31:21):
even argue with people anymore. He goes, if you want
to tell me two plus two is five, I go, hey,
good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Right, that's what you don't understand. That's what I just
did to you. You tried to tell me the two
plus two is five.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
And I'm just telling you. Psychology Today did a write
up and it says smarter people have fewer sex partners.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
And you're saying parentheses because uh huh, And I'm saying no.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
I didn't say. I didn't say because it's just the headline.
I just I read you exactly what it said. I
just read what it said.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
You said it to me as if, how do you so?
But you have a lot of sex partners?

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Therefore you can't what I'm insinuating, Yes, because I also
I'm a very big believer of the people that talk
about you know, whatever they whatever they were like boasting
and bragging about usually is completely untrue. When do I
do that? Uh, well, you know, we don't really know yeah,
it's an absolute speculation, but we're willing. We're willing to

(01:32:13):
bad broken clock.

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
That's right, twice a day right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Back. In the past two years in the show, have
I come in here at all and said, you know
what I did last yearn are you what are you
talking about? As I just said, you gotta you got
a certified hater in the back room there, dude dicking
around in the past two years, when have I come
in and said anything about.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
What are you talking? Well, I was with a couple
of slams. Yeah, night. And the past.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
Two or three years have I said that, Well, there's
been like like Porno Bertha, You've been like I slammed her.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
That's also not that's completely untrue.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
I feel like it happened recently.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Why best bringing me into this for what reason? Because
you have all the audio archives obviously in your second
dicking around doing what? No, he's in the past or
three years, the past two or three years, had Sea
Bass come in here, uh, you know, basically bragging about
being a slam master or.

Speaker 8 (01:33:07):
Yeah what I mean, yeah, every every time during the
corn of birthdays, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
That's what I said, or like yeah, like even sometimes
like he has.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
Nothing to do with anything like hearing the story what's.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
What's your weekend cheer and jeer, and he could be like, well,
I was out with a couple of slams, a couple
of he throws it in there about like a threesome.

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
Recently. That was like some lady hit on me in
the store, right.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Hitting on not even hitting on him, but I said
a milf checked me out.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Let's go back to the first statement that's been that's
has been changed lied about by Gina and by board.
I've never I may have said I met that point.
And there's and there's one porn star in the av
and Hall of Fames, Riley Reid, whom I had there,
we spent time with, but that's not said every.

Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
Time I said it happened once and I did make
with this.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Every nobody says it's every time.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
He just said it, I know, but like not he
he's not saying.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
It literally like this sevent Your whole argument is one
time sea Best said he hung out with a sounds like.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Smarter people do have fewer sex partners. Jesus Christ. And
by the way, uh, you know, I don't know, are
you arguing with people on the text about the woman
with the dog in the building, not at all, and.

Speaker 6 (01:34:22):
Can you start signing your text because somebody yesterday thought
I was texting them and it was all this whole
argument I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
That was that was supposed to be resolved. Remember, I
thought I have argued with anybody at all. Doesn't And
I'm just wondering, because man, you were, you're you're just
getting beat up on the on the about the woman
who brought the dog in the freight.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
Elevator against against building policy which we have for a
good reason.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
A real man would have just confronted her, you know directly. No,
they're not just the buildings. Not a real man thing, dork. Also,
do you for a guy who makes fun of people
that have other allergies, calling them like weak or whatever,
peanut allergies or other otherwise? Now I don't remember that specifically.
This is just one of the things from the text.
Before you start saying everybody said that, No one person

(01:35:06):
said for a guy who makes fun of people that
have other allergies, calling them weak and otherwise. For you
to then hide behind a whether we know it to
be true or not.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
An allergy to dogs, that's like my fifth reason again,
I go by the cleanliness and the inability. Again, I'm
going down the list so backs of the real nan thing.
Literally that is, they don't want you to do that
in any situation. For get you know, the building and
in the gym other places I've had issues and apartment buildings.
They don't want you to make They don't want you
to make the confrontation because you don't have the authority

(01:35:36):
to make the confrontation.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
Yeah, and then another thing I was going to bring
up here for one so far, you're right being a
prostitute now we know it's also a short life. According
to some new research, once a woman starts selling her body,
she has on average only about seven years to live.

(01:36:00):
Really scary damn.

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
And I'm sure well like drugs and suffer involved in
doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
People, people in prostitution face a workplace homicide rate fifty
one times higher. Then what do you think the next
most dangerous job for women is? Prostitute? Is number one?

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
Subway employee?

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
Ninja? Yeah, like subway sandwich place, or like working in
the subway.

Speaker 5 (01:36:27):
With like sandwich, like women in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
It would be the second. It would have to be
like military or alligator hunters.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
Yeah, alligator hunter.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
It's working in a liquor store. O ye, rolled a lot.
That's the second most dangerous job for women. That's scary.

Speaker 5 (01:36:47):
M you gotta be strapped seven years, Okay, put it
off a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
Once a woman starts selling her body, she on average
has only about seven years to live because it's a dice.

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
Roll with the stranger that you're gonna get in the
car with and you're probably not coming back. And your
manager also your manager, your quote unquote boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
There's no they're pimps, their.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Boyfriends killing hookers. Yeah, what do you think that's what
serial killers go for?

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
Because you do it in GTA.

Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
Yeah, I played Grand Theft Auto.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
Yeah. When does that come out? About pushing it out,
Tyler says November November, Well, because I just saw something.
You know, this guy, poor dude, he's like in his
twenties or whatever, and it was his like make a
wish thing. Did you see that?

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
And Rockstar games like let him play it. I saw
that in the hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
Wow, yeah, thats it exists.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Well, it does exist. No, it's it's it's gotta be.

Speaker 10 (01:37:38):
They said either yesterday or the day before that it
is coming out in November and they're going to start
the promo and all the ads in the summer.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
They already started. Yeah, they had a trailer a year
and a half ago. Yeah, well all the like coming soon,
like coming by now.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
In the financial like experts tech people said that it's
gonna like, for a minute, change the landscape of the eumonomy. Yeah,
where everyone's gonna be in their house. And then also
there's gonna be like this whole thing where they're spending
money within the game and crazy door door dash numbers
are gonna be insane and yeah, it's really.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
Just the Grand Theft Auto effect.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Yeah, they talk about sex going down right, Yeah for
a while, it's gonna affect.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
What's the theme of this one, Tyler?

Speaker 10 (01:38:19):
I believe it's set in a Florida like state and okay, yeah,
I don't know what the rest of the theme is,
but you know it's usually.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
Just a rock places. Well it's like San Andreas or
you know whatever they you know, they said it in
this very I think I think this one is more
like a redneck cry red you go down to the
trailer park.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
If you took a lineup of everybody that worked on
the show, and said, who's going to be the guy that's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Doing a dive into the game? Yep, is going to
be Tyler. Yeah, you will not see me for about
a week when that game comes out. Talk about getting
forty four? Would he hit us up with the text
over to two to nine eight seven more wood? He
showed next day, what do you feel over? There's a

(01:39:13):
audio this uh Amazon driver in Michigan went on a
ramp that was caught on a doorbell camera which I
was just reading. You know, Rings got that AI powered
search party feature which scans neighbors camera footage to help
They say, help locate lost dogs. That's that's the that's

(01:39:34):
the that's why they're doing. Did I tell you that
AI updated They just recently did.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
I don't know if you checked your Ring lately, but
you know I had the car charger in the garage
and and notification came up saying that somebody is holding
a cable in your garage and walking.

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
That was me. This Ring AI search party feature is
now available to all US customers, including people without Ring
cameras work. So I guess, I guess you can access
the network even if you don't have a Ring branded camera.
They probably have, like for your lost up. They probably
have like a neighborhood app that I don't know about anyway.
So this Amazon Amazon driver he's ranting, gets caught on

(01:40:15):
the ring doorbell camera. He's walking to this house. He's
dropping a package off, and he suddenly starts talking about
having to drop off a million packages. He's in the snow.
So it's like one of those things like, man, God
damn it, like in the snow, got a million stuff
because these people out here and they can't go anywhere
and get their own. So now I'm sitting out here
delivering a million packages a million one houses. Jesus, Bro,

(01:40:38):
nobody out here would know how to go to Walmart
or go to a Target or anything like that. Bro,
if you would let him, these right here would order
slaves escalated quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Okay, robots, Well, you might have signed up for the
wrong job.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
I would say. That's like working in McDonald's complaining that
people are coming in for happy hate the smell of fry.
What are the big Max, Dude? Yeah, but I do
go to Wendy's get the Dave's double, right.

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
But I do love Amazon, and I know you love Amazon.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
I do. I do love Amazon. Anyway, the homeowner posted
the video online, saying that as a single mom, she
pays for the convenience of delivery. You don't need to
say that now. She just like, oh, this is a
funny video. Now, there are a lot of people that
are mad at the woman for even posting it online, like,
let the guy have his moment. Man, Yeah, we all
have them, you know, like, yeah, you all have a

(01:41:27):
day right where it's just things are. I was just
talking to somebody who's a door dash person and I
see the I see the notification come on. And I
always thought it was just like one of those things
they just like an auto blast thing. Please make sure
the outside lights. Now the lights are always on. They
come on automatically at our house, like at a certain time.

(01:41:47):
They're said on a timer. But I guess, like that's
a big thing with the food delivery stuff, is that
people don't turn the lights on. It's pitch black. They
can't see where they're going. People are, you know, messy,
so they have crap all over the place. They're tripping
on kids toys or scooter that's like sitting on the ground.
They can't see it. And yeah, so I guess turn
the lights on, you know, do right by your your

(01:42:09):
door or your delivery person.

Speaker 3 (01:42:11):
I so I know everything about Tyler's life. So he did.
He did want to bang Tyler. Tyler Thymas got his
hands up in the air like this, Tyler. Uh, he
did do the Amazon delivery as well, on top of
being a Lids manager. Did you deliver stuff at night

(01:42:32):
or was it only during the day.

Speaker 10 (01:42:33):
I delivered it during the day in the wee hours
of the morning, at night, basically whenever it needed to
be there, I would drop it off.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Okay, So I guess since now we're talking about Tyler,
let's just get it all out of the way.

Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
Tyler, let's just get.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
It out of the way. Gina. Gina has an observation.

Speaker 4 (01:42:49):
Here's the thing, Okay, Okay, I Tyler, I am a
certified Tyler lover.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Yeah she does.

Speaker 4 (01:42:55):
I talk about you all the time behind your back,
and it's always good.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
So no offense.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
But but Tyler, just from the stuff that I've that
you've revealed about yourself, you are like the male equivalent of.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
A basic bitch. Okay, like the Lids thing. You work
at manager, you love.

Speaker 4 (01:43:17):
Fast and furious, you wear lots of sports jerseys, you know,
every sports stat you get drunk and licked toes and
then say you didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
Massive and furious. He's gonna he's gonna disappear for a
week when the new g t a right exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:43:31):
He likes Pokemon. Oh and he does a finger skating
like the tech deck.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Okay, can we talk about and matter if I here
get out of that studio coming this one dude, that
tech deck.

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
I wasn't even were I saw a video of a
guy doing this and I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
It was a joke. I wasn't even aware this is
a real thing. So I remember I get one point
maybe as a kid where like I saw it, right
and I thought that was just something like it was
like a kid's toy, wet. I didn't realize there are
people doing this legitimately.

Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
So like decades they get sponsor.

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
No, okay, so not everybody wants what is it called
tech deck? Tech deck? Yeah? So what it is are
these little have you seen the little finger skateboards? They're
like targeting. Yeah, so you put your fingers on the
skateboard and you make it do tricks and they have
different You've seen this right, Sea Mass oh yeah, they
had my meta glasses. They had a little course you
could do it on. You're you're a tech decker.

Speaker 10 (01:44:28):
I haven't done the tricks with my fingers in a
long time.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
But yeah, how many boards?

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
Probably fifty?

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
You have hot wheels too?

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
No, ok why and how did you get into this?
It was so dark when I was like maybe ten,
and it just kind of stuck.

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
Because actual skateboarding is too much effort.

Speaker 10 (01:44:55):
I'm a terrible skateboarder. I don't write. No, I'm a
terrible skateboarder, Like, I don't know, just something. I like
the designs on the boards. I thought they look cool.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
Have you have you seen it?

Speaker 6 (01:45:05):
Morgan the skateboard thing fingers and I played with that
when I was like sick.

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
Yeah it is designed for little kids for like a
week and then yeah, yeah there's the.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
Videos are on social media.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
These are adults. They have little mini Okay. It's like magic,
Like I think Magic's cool, okay, right when you see
Magic the card game, the actual magic. Yeah, but it's
it's like anything else that's like kind of like silly
and what okay made you know it's not real? You know,
there's like a trick to it right, you know, or like, uh,

(01:45:36):
you know what this is like the little mini skateboarding
finger through tech deck This is.

Speaker 5 (01:45:41):
Like hobby horses, those girls that write.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
I'm fine with any of it. Where I find it
starts crossing over to weird to me is when people
take it so seriously. It's the seriousness by which people
like they're real serious tech deckers. Yeah, they're real serious,
you know, like the people are just like crazy serious
on the magic thing. Like it's like to me that
bowling like serious bowlers, while you are serious balling like

(01:46:10):
bowling is supposed to be. You know, you have you know,
you're drinking beer in bottles shaped like bowling pins, and
you're hanging out with your friends. But like the people
who take it real, real serious.

Speaker 7 (01:46:18):
Well, I guess if you're really good, you would want
to take it seriously.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
Yeah, what's got?

Speaker 7 (01:46:24):
Well, yeah, Tyler, my question for you is you have
fifty of these now when you when you take it
out to I guess play with are you? Is it
more of like a fidget thing like fidget spinners, but
you have your skateboard or you're like, let's play with these,
let's get down.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
What's my course, this is definitely fidget thing. Are you
giving that goofy finger? I think it was more like
what was the other one, Like I don't straight foot?

Speaker 5 (01:46:51):
Where do you keep on this trash?

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
Now?

Speaker 10 (01:46:53):
I have it in a box put away and yeah
regular footed, regular foot.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
Yeah I wasn't goofy foot, but I mean fingered.

Speaker 10 (01:46:59):
The only thing I would do is like I would
take out and like I would switch up the wheels
every now and then, like stuff to pass there something
like tools are so cute, they're so annoying to use.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
Though, Yeah, Tyler.

Speaker 4 (01:47:13):
The weird thing about this is it makes me somehow
love you specifically more like you can't hate Tyler.

Speaker 3 (01:47:20):
Yeah she's not hating. I know it sounds like it.

Speaker 5 (01:47:22):
You can't hate a special.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
It's pretty I mean, if if I guess, it's fair,
like if a woman is basic for Stanley, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
Basic means you will go with the most basic, popular
option and don't and you have no thoughts originality in
your brain.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
You just go for what everyone else is doing. But
what's what's the what's the basic dude version? Like there's
basicly like you know this would be he's the low
class basic.

Speaker 3 (01:47:49):
But he's sitting a lot of right he is. He
has a cliche.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
He is what did he do?

Speaker 2 (01:47:56):
He bought a truck for what reason? Because he actually
does truck things?

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
That was that was a mistakes?

Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
Why call him dumbas tollers? He's saying six That's how
he got the nickname. He's a very he's a big
loud mouth about sports. But when it comes down to
actually putting his money where his mouth and he's his
he's no better than random chick in the office.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
Can't be right.

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
So he's very basic in all that respect. But it's
lower class because he does lower class thing like he
enjoys fast and the furious g T A.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
D.

Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
It's all cool, yeah, okay, but it was Also he's
also kind of a suspended adolescent sort of thing too.

Speaker 4 (01:48:29):
What's a high class version?

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
Well or middle class version is going to be the
next one.

Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
So like like like Sammy is the middle class basic bitch.
She likes things that middle class ladies love. Okay, Stanley
mug you know all of her like her. She's into
like the most boring mainstream sha Hallmark movies, country pop,
country music. She loves all the middle of the road,
middle class stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Which, by the way, Sammy or did anybody else on
the on the show? Notice that on the side of
our building now it says Hallmark Media. Like you know
how they put names of companies on you.

Speaker 5 (01:49:06):
They brought a bunch of merch downstairs.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
What, Jimmy, why are you still here?

Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
I mean like it's Homemark inner building.

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
Now, yeah, they might be.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
I guess so the Simpsons are on the third floor.
They do a lot of work for the Simpsons on
the third floor, and then I guess Hallmark Media moved there.

Speaker 5 (01:49:19):
No, I haven't seen this. I'm going to investigate today.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
So the basic bro for for the more standard middle
class version would be would be like into uh, you
know it wants to be like a finance investor, tech bros.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
Trades, you know, loves used to dudes. Crypto? Would that be?
Which which category is the crypto? Definitely in crypto.

Speaker 2 (01:49:41):
Obsession, right, you have to you have to know just
a tiny bit about crypto and be completely oblivious, much
like he is with sports, like but no enough to
say no, enough to put your foot in your mouth,
enough to be right?

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
How about like CrossFit? Yes, that's a perfect fit.

Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
Basic bro, We're just golf fit in golf is that's
the middle class basic exactly, just golf.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
Where's the disc golf? That was Tyler? It's lower.

Speaker 2 (01:50:04):
Disc golf dis goes into stoner slash hippiness.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Which our categories is lower, right, yeah, lower, but it's
also a branch off to the side once removed. He's
he's like, he's just like the thirty thirty thousand dollars
a year basic brokay and he watches it's funny here
three one, four, texting over that you can even get
shoes for your fingers. That is so gay. I'm not

(01:50:34):
doing that, but that I don't think that's so.

Speaker 3 (01:50:36):
I don't know if that's the tech Tag version though.

Speaker 1 (01:50:38):
I think it's the Hot Wheels version.

Speaker 3 (01:50:39):
Assume Yeah, those sell those at seven eleven.

Speaker 6 (01:50:42):
Yeah, hell yeah, there's different versions.

Speaker 1 (01:50:46):
Are you skateboarding with your fingers? Yeah, it's all the.

Speaker 4 (01:50:48):
Same, thank you, but yeah, yeah, but no different.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
That's mega door. He try to break it down into.

Speaker 3 (01:50:53):
No, I'm saying tech Tag is the original originator, and
then there's like other people that try to make versions
of it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 10 (01:51:00):
I pre ordered the Tony Hawk remake because it came
with the skateboard. I'm just waiting for him to sign it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:05):
Nice great question on the text, Sea Bass. We got
to categorize another basic dude thing, cyber truck. Well, cyber truck.
It's actually the most think about what I said earlier,
what's the most common, easy, popular, go to thing.

Speaker 2 (01:51:19):
That's what basic people do. That's why they're basic. The
most common easy thing these days is to hate on
cyber trucks.

Speaker 5 (01:51:23):
So you're high end basic people.

Speaker 1 (01:51:27):
There's a certain there's a certainly of the people. If
you do like a psychological profile or like just a
general profile like FBI does for you know, like of
pru By cyber trucks, I would think it would be browie.
It's Broie, basic broa. It's just it's just easy, right,
It's easy.

Speaker 3 (01:51:47):
Yeah, but that's.

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
Easy commentary for people. Sure, it's easy to hate on
dudes finger finger blasting skateboard.

Speaker 2 (01:51:54):
You guys are you do have a point in that.
I would be if let's just say cyber truck owner,
you'd throw him more into that tech bro crypto bro
side of things.

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
Yes, Like can he at least be a high end
basic bro.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
I wouldn't say it's just based on the cost of
a cyber truck. I would say that would be more
of like the high.

Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
High side, right, the basic the Basic bro low scale
is the Dodge Charger, Dodge Challenger owner. These guys who
can't afford a real sports car like the actual Basic
Bro wash so they get my little starter car and
the cat. But yeah, to give you eyes all credit
the cyber truck, it's on. It's a splinter. It's like,
you know, it's like disc golf. It's off in the

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tech engineering sort of side of things.

Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
Right. Well, Tyler, we love you. If you don't know
anything more about Tyler, I'll let you know. Although Jenn
doesn't have an obsession with you, Menace has an obsession.

Speaker 3 (01:52:46):
Yeah, any opportunity that Menace.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
I feel like I feel like he always has you
absolutely top of mind. Yeah, Tyler, it's like when someone's
smitten with, like they got a crush on someone like
you hear your kids like you get up. Well, I
don't know who this kid is, but certainly she's got
a crush on them.

Speaker 7 (01:53:05):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:53:05):
I think as much as we want to say that
he's a basic bitch, I think he's actually an interesting
person that has like all these different, uh things that
we can talk about in his life.

Speaker 1 (01:53:16):
He's a character.

Speaker 3 (01:53:17):
Character, you know, he has all these He has like
five different brothers. He he was homeschooled.

Speaker 1 (01:53:24):
He he worked.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
He worked on a little league team and never played
little league ever. He was a manager of a little
league team, but he never even played one game.

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
And is a freaking life like way that people always entered,
you know, uh, you know, put into their conversation about
how they CrossFit or they're a vegan, the right kind
of thing. There's your thing, like you can always tie
it back to Tyl.

Speaker 5 (01:53:44):
How many chicks have you taken him on?

Speaker 3 (01:53:47):
Yeah, we've gone in Vegas so many times.

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
There's a dozen trips and only one room for every trip.
It's just nice to feel no pillow separation either. Right,
This is no, I think the funniest text. There are
a few the funniest texts we've gotten in reply to
Gena's observation about dumbass Tyler being the basic bitch of

(01:54:11):
dudes because he was a manager at Lidd's. Yeah, you know,
he loves fast and furious. It turns out he's into
fingerboarding the yeah tech decks, you know, like, yeah, he's
the basic bitch of dudes. Somebody on the text says, Damn,
y'all just stepped all over Tyler's d and dried up
a good portion of these girls that were wanting to

(01:54:32):
meet him for a date because of his love for
tech deck on that there has to be tech de
groupies out there, right, But my, my, my favorite one
that we got, well, I can't find it over there.
We're all caps.

Speaker 4 (01:54:47):
It says, you guys just saying this to Tyler because
he's black.

Speaker 8 (01:54:50):
That's true, he's.

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
The black guy. I didn't know he was the black guy.
I didn't Tyler. I had no idea. I mean, you
know what, I guess. You can't judge a book by
its cover. That's right. I would I would. I would
have never guessed. You know what, I would have never know?
Like one of your parents is black? Neither of them are.

Speaker 10 (01:55:12):
But okay, weird things happen, man, Yeah, miracles happen every day.

Speaker 1 (01:55:17):
God. I think if anybody here should be offended, should
be Vaughn. Yeah. He's like the actual, the actual black
member of the Woody Show and he can't even get
the credit for being the black guy. My favorite text was, damn, on,
does Tyler wear a helmet one using a tech Yeah,
because you don't want to fall and hurt yourself to you, Yeah,

(01:55:39):
it's like we wear a helmet when I'm doing it outside. Yeah,
it's like you know, Greg being on a scooter or
you know, something like that. You want to make sure. Man,
you know, your brain scrambled from tech decing, would wear
the helmet all the time. What does the helmet have
nothing to do with the tech decking? What are you saying?
Causation correlations? Right, yeah, just the quinky dink oh man, sorry,

(01:56:07):
even boards laughing and was on board with the Pokemon
oh yeah, bracelets. He also we didn't bring up even
he's laughing at the tech deck here's the thing, and
you're a skateboarder board Yeah yeah, so the tech deck
and thoughts cool not cool?

Speaker 8 (01:56:22):
Be honest, I don't think it's cool to play with them.
I have like one because it's a Jason Lee stereo skateboard.
I like the design.

Speaker 1 (01:56:29):
But yeah, no, not really.

Speaker 8 (01:56:31):
But that's the difference with like, I like things because
I think they're cool to me. I think Tyler believes
that everything he likes makes him cool.

Speaker 4 (01:56:38):
That's the basic element difference that's.

Speaker 1 (01:56:41):
What it is. Shot. He's never don't start with his
baseball card collection. That's it. It never stops baseball. Baseball
card collection doesn't stand out as goofy to me. Basic, No, no, no,
he it's not like he just has a collection.

Speaker 3 (01:57:02):
He's like, you know, he's getting boxes and pulling decks.

Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
Okay, what kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:57:07):
It's adorable because tis doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
Eight seven Woody, dude, seriously love you man. You guys
sit here my own business. Yeah I know that, I said, Man,
just we have too many topics that I'll just you
just random attack. Yeah I can, I guess so, dude,
just getting Rochambeau like just one after the other, just

(01:57:32):
kicked right in the nuts. On any given day. We
always say, like on this show, any given day, it
could be your day, just that you're just getting just
that dumped on. Just dunked. Eighty four Woody text over
to two two ninety seven shows. Next more fun than
Gonner Rhea. Well that's it for Wednesday, everybody. Yep, fine,

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Speaker 3 (01:58:48):
Smdublem I quit this bitch,