February 4, 2026 • 26 mins
News Headlines, Law Offices of Bodega Menace and Sebastion, Roasting Tyler & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That means it simp it's the Northern show in well,
we are going to consult the law offices of Bodega,
Menace and Sebastian Attorneys. Sebastian and Menaced. They are the
best when it comes to trying to find excuses for
(00:21):
people who are in need of their objections, bad behaviors
defended him Jong Wood in the house an attempt to
get them off. Yeah, and so Gina, you have some
of the cases over there.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I do.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And then everybody who's listening you just text. If you
are the jury, would you find after hearing Menace in
Seabass's arguments, would you find the person in the story
guilty or not guilty? The law offices of Bodega, Menace
and Sebastian.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
What is the first case? Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
So a man was arrested Monday for allegedly lying down
in a ditch and pretending to be drunk. At approximately
five thirty am, Sheriff's deputies received a report of an
Induit individual lying in a ditch. Thirty one year old
Caleb Barker of West Union was arrested and charged with
simulated public intoxication in connection to the incidents.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Take our feet.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I would like to cite cops being extra. Also, my
client is a method actor and he was studying a role,
a role in a play. This is this is elgin
iOS Theater.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Do you have any can you provide any kind of
documents that he's been hired as an actor?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh, he's studying. Yeah, he's hopes to get in the future. Oh,
I'm sorry, Like, do you get documents when you're in
school to your going.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
To your defense?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, you're a script? Excuse me? Uh, your honor? I
believe that you have been in many plays. Did you
get documents to be in your play? Did they're called
a script? Also? Also, she's not your honor. What's your honor?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
She's a couterport. Disregard anything you said. Let us not
forget about. Also, I would like to also bring up
the case of children in playgrounds.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yes, now we can like to arrest all them. We
convict kids for preticting to become Roberts. His imagination illegal.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Now I didn't see them, George, I didn't see that
update in my law books. And besides, I'll hate for
all you know, Gina our car report. I know you're
not making the ruling about this, but Uh, it's called
a street car named Desire.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It tours regularly any any community theater.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
About the sales, Yeah, the people actors, Yes, our clients
wanted some day to be in one of those.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Sorry, reporter, I don't think he was talking about documents
as in a sense of a script, just documents of like,
oh I got hired to do a play that doesn't
happen in school, so thank.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You, saying that you got the congratulation. Here's when rehearsals
are sorting this.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
He's talking about. This is a future.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
This guy is hoping someday to be ready to apply
for that Thing'm not talking about right now.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay, let me go to members of the jury here
in the room. We'll go to you, dur Sammy, I
would say, not guilty, Yes, not guilty, all right, Morgan,
absolutely not guilty. Not guilty, waste of the court's time.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You literally not guilty of anything. Okay, not Guiltylty, we'll
be suing the police.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes, right, body, campus, it is the losses of Bodega,
Menace and Sebastian. Again. You can give as your guilty
not guilty on the text over to two two nine
eighty seven. Next case please.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
A man was arrested after police said he was found
sleeping on the Brow College campus with a knife in
his possession will classes were in session. Jonathan Battista of
Pompano Beach. He was arrested in charge with possession of
a weapon on school property.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
The incident happened about ten eighteen am while the campus
was open and classes were actively going on.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Whatever police say.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Batista was found asleep in a doorway and smelled like marijuana.
During a search, of officers located a four inch black
handled knife.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Broward College classes.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
We're not interrupted, and no injuries were reported.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You carry a knife, don't you know?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Not in the courtroom. I don't have.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Maybe you have a game.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Let's say, maybe you were just walking around and you know,
like a little four inch bla utility knights. Essentially, it
sounds like they're throwing a lot of we kind of think.
And then they're searching. They call this fishing for for
a crime. They see you guy's asleep and he smells
of marijuana. Do we get a blood test? Didn't, But
you don't anybody could smell of anything because they didn't
find any marijuana exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Thank you. Another thing, too, I don't know how. Let
me ask you a question, how are our schools paid for? Oh,
I don't know, public funds? Public funds? Where do those
public funds come from? Honest taxpayers? Just maybe would I
would say he was part owner of the property.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Again it was yeah, Broward and Pompino or coll Coconut Creek.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
And that's not safe. That is a community college and
paid for by the community. You, So as a member
of the community, I feel like I can take wherever
I want.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And if I want to go on on a campus tour,
maybe learn more about perhaps one day applying to this college,
I shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
And I get a little sleepy suddenly that's the crime. Yeah, oh,
I'm sorry. College is boring. Maybe I want to take
a nap. That's what menace Ben say.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
College, as you heard, classes were in sessions, so we
might have been hearing some of that boring ass stuff
inside the classroom, and as he was taking a tour
of the campus and decided to not offer a little
bit tour of his.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Own property that he helps pay for it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
But all right, we'll go to the jury again. You
can catch your guilty not guilty vote on the text
over to two two nine eight seven. This time will
start with you, Morgan. I'm gonna say guilty because the
problem is not napping, it's the knife.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But it's the problem the knife, because now let's go
back to back campus that was the problem.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Reporter, could you repeat that last segment or less sentence
of your story.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yes, it is Broward College. Classes were not in erupted
and no injuries, so.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Any type of excuse. And you're telling me that we
searched every person on that campus that they did not
have a knife. Also, the kitchen doesn't have a nice
the kitchen fire and flames and the chemistry billap okay.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
All right, are they allowed to change my mind?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Because okay, yeah, that's the whole point, all right, not guilty, Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Also, it's illegal to smoke marijuana recreationally in Florida?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Is it really?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Apparently marijuana and join in his mouth, but he didn't
know he smelled like it, Okay, officer liar, Yeah, it
sounds like a swear. It doesn't know what marijuana smells like.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Sammy, I'm going to say, not guilty.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, all right, Court Reporter Gina.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Who among us hasn't fallen asleep with a knife on
us a little.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Bit high.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Guilty Daniel Boone and George Washington and all the great
patriots with knives over the years.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
All the court finds them not guilty. Thank you. All right,
we have one more case here and the losses of
Bodega Medicine Sebastian are on the case and the details
of this one, please.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Police officers announced the arrest of a woman after a
fight broke out at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh, it's just there. We have to now, we have
to alert the court.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
There may be a conflict of interest as we both
love this particularly as as a giant guitar out front. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Rules.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
It happened at the Oculus Valet area around six thirty
seven am. Police were shown a video showing twenty seven
year old Alicia Lane throwing an object later identified as
lip gloss into a vehicle, striking the victim in the next.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Slash chest today.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Please.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Officers subsequently arrested Lane on a felony charge of shooting
or throwing a deadly missile into a dwellings.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Cattle or vehicle. Okay again, all right, first of extra, look,
we get it.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
This is the hard Rock hotel and casino in Hollywood,
Florida is a place of wonder and beauty.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeahzie, and I'm sorry. Handing somebody some lipstick is illegal. Yeah,
this is six times in the Okay, there was a
mishap and the person got upset that it like wasn't
directly handed to them. Who knows if they're requested the
lip gloss or not. It's called tripping. You know you
last night the person receiving the lip class, did we
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test them to see if they were high or drunk?
I mean six thirties and late at night.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's more early in the morning here, you know, you
know they've been outside twenty does Yeah, so okay, sorry
she tripped.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
She has big ass hoe heels on. We didn't know
she trips.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And the overcharging with felony, deadly missile for lip gloss. Okay,
oh please we believe this can get a bitch please.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
All right, Uh again, you can send your guilty not guilty.
The judge is exhausted.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, I like also throw it out there, jury. Uh,
you're going to get arrested for giving somebody lip gloss.
Just on, thank you. It's a slippery slope.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Let's go to uh juror Sammy.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
First, I'm gonna say guilty guilty, Yes, it was an
active aggression, mean girl, Yeah, guilty the.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Video order order I get a qualification.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I will ask the attorneys to please keep their mouths shut,
control themselves. Yep, Well we are pulling the jury here. Uh,
let's go to Morgan. What are you going with? Guilty?
Not guilty?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Not guilty on account of bitches be tripping? That's right, tripping.
Maybe she wanted her friend to look better, yeh and
ugly six thirty in the morning, your chapedoe or the
valet area, your lifts mad chapped? Just doing her girl
a favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And by the way, if you're if you're outside the
casino six thirty in the morning, you probably need a room,
so you need extra soft and moist lifts.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
To convince the time.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Big tripping all the time. All right, and then we'll
go to the Quarteryporter Gene.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
On this one, I'm going to say not guilty on
a technicality. A technicality because you cannot call a lipstick
a deadly missile.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Yes, thank you to call it something I can judge asket,
the judge asked question the case now let's just say
that the woman inside the car who had the lipstick
thrown at her her mouth was a gape. Oh, and
the lipstick just happened to go right into her mouth
like the quarter in the movie Big right in his
altar's mouth.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And then she choked the death to be dead.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Keep your mouth closed. What if the ocean was green?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Not all bullets when they hit hit a person are
are considered.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah the temple right, Yeah, I'm sure that the fine
folks at the valet stand at the Hard Rock Casino
and hotel in Hollywood, Florida to no CPR as well.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, if not guilty, and so that breaks the tie
and we got to find here on the core then
not guilty?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yea off.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
So much getting off? Thanks for love is a Bodega
medicine subastian. If you ever need somebody to cook up
a ridiculous excuse on your behalf, lead him sleeping peace
people directly here two two nine eight seven. There's the
audio this uh Amazon driver in Michigan went on a
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ramp that was caught on a doorbell camera which I
was just reading. You know, rings got that AI powered
search party feature which scans neighbors camera footage to help,
they say, help locate lost dogs. That's that's the that's
the that's why they're doing it.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
The computer. Did I tell you that AI updated just recently?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Did?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I don't know if you checked your ring lately, but
you know I had the car charger in the garage
and and notification came up saying that somebody is holding
a cable in your garage and walking.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That was me.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
This Ring ai search party feature is now available to
all US customers, including people without Ring cameras. So I guess,
I guess you can access the network even if you
don't have a Ring branded camera.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
They probably have like for your lost up. They probably
have like a neighborhood app that.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't know about anyway. So this Amazon Amazon driver
he's ranting, gets caught on the Ring doorbell camera. He's
walking to this house he's dropping a package off, and
he suddenly starts talking about having to drop off a
million packages. He's in the snow. So it's like one
of those things like man, god damn it, like in
the snow, got a million stuffs.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Because these people out here and they can't go anywhere
and get their own so now I'm sitting out here
delivering a million packages, a million one houses. Jesus, bro,
No nobody out here know how to go to Walmart.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Or go to a Target or anything like that. Bro,
if you would let him these right here would order
slaves off, dealated.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Quickly, okay robots s Well, you might have signed up
for the wrong job.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Would say, that's like working at McDonald's, complaining that people
are coming in.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
For happy hate the smell of fry.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
What's the big max due ude?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, but I do go to Wendy's get the Dave's double, right.
But I do love Amazon, and I know you love Amazon.
I do.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I do love Amazon. Anyway, The homeowner posted the video online,
saying that as a single mom, she pays for the
convenience of delivery. You don't need to say that now.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
She just said, like, oh, this is a funny video.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Now, there are a lot of people that are mad
at the woman for even posting it online, like, let
the guy have his moment, man.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, we all have them, you know, like, yeah, you
all have a.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Day right where it's just things are. I was just
talking to somebody who's a door dash person, and I
see the I see the notification come on.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
And I always thought it.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Was just like one of those things they just like
an auto blast thing. Please make sure the outside lights.
Now the lights are always on. They come on automatically
at our house, like at a certain time. They're said
on a timer. But I guess, like that's a big
thing with the food delivery stuff is that people don't
turn the lights on. It's pitch black. They can't see
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where they're going. People are, you know, messy, so they
have crap all over the place. They're tripping on kids
toys or scooter that's like sitting on the ground. They
can't see it. And yeah, so I guess turn the
lights on, you know, do right by your your door
or your delivery person.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I so I know everything about Tyler's life. So he did.
He did want to bang Tyler Tyler. Thyma's got his
hands up in the air like Thisler Tyler. Uh. He
did do the Amazon delivery as well, on top of
being a lids manager. Did you deliver stuff at night
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or was it only during the day.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
I delivered it during the day in the wee hours
of the morning at night basically whenever it needed to
be there.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I would drop it off.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Okay, so I guess since now we're talking about Tyler,
let's just get it.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
All out of the way. Tyler, let's just get it
out of the way.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Gina. Gina has an observation.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Okay, Okay, Tyler, I am a certified Tyler lover.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
She does. I talk about you all the time behind
your back, and it's always good. Yeah, so no offense.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
But but Tyler, just from the stuff that I've that
you've revealed about yourself.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
You are like the male equivalent of a basic bitch. Okay,
like the lids thing.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
You work an you love fast and furious, You wear
lots of sports jerseys, you know every sports stat You
get drunk and licked toes and then say you didn't
mass furious.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's gonna he's gonna disappear for a week when the
new g t.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
A right exactly. He likes Pokemon. Oh and he does
a finger skating like the tech deck.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Okay, can we talk about and matter if I here
get out of that studio coming this one dude that
I wasn't even were.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I saw a video of a guy doing this and
I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I wasn't even aware this is a real thing. So
I remember I get one point maybe as a kid,
where like I saw it right, and I thought that
was just something like it was like a kid's toy
with I didn't realize there were people doing this.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Legit so like decades they get sponsored.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, okay, so not everybody wants what is it called
tech deck?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Tech deck? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So what it is are these little have you seen
the little finger skateboards?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
They're like targeting.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, so you put your fingers on the skateboard and
you make it do tricks and they have different You've
seen this right Sea Bass?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Oh yeah, they had my meta glasses that a little course.
You could do it.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You're a you're a tech decker.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
I haven't done the tricks with my fingers in a
long time.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
But yeah, how many boards? Probably fifty? Oh my god,
you have hot wheels too? Why and how did you
get into this? It's so dark.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
When I was like maybe ten, and it just kind
of stuck.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Because actual skateboarding is too much effort. Well, I'm a
terrible skateboarder. I don't write no, I'm a terrible skateboarder.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
But like I don't know just something. I like the
designs on the boards.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I thought they look cool.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Have you have you seen it Morgan the skateboard thing
fingers And I played with that when I was like sick.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, it's designed for little kids for like a week
and then yeah, the videos.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Are on social media.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
These are adults, the little mini And okay, it's like magic,
Like I think magic's cool, right when you see.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Magic the card game, the actual magic.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, but it's it's like anything else that's like kind
of like silly and what okay made you know, it's
not real. You know, there's like a trick to it, right,
you know, or like, uh, you know what this is
like the little mini skateboarding finger through tech deck Yeah,
this is like hobby horses, those girls that ran. I'm
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fine with any of it. Where I find it starts
crossing over to weird to me is when people take
it so seriously. It's the seriousness by which people like
they're real serious tech deckers. Yeah, they're real serious, you know,
like the people are just like crazy serious. And the
magic thing, Like it's like to me that bowling like
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serious bowlers, Well you are serious balling like bowling is
supposed to be you know you have you know, you're
drinking beer in bottles shaped like bowling pins, and you're
hanging out with your friends. But like the people who
take it real, real serious.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Well, I guess if you're really good, you would want
to take it seriously.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yeah, yeah, Tyler.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
My question for you is you have fifty of these
now when you when you take it out to I
guess play with are you is it more of like
a fidget thing, like fidget spinners, but you have your
skateboard or you're like, let's play with these, let's get down.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
What's my course?
Speaker 7 (18:42):
This is definitely fidget thing.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Are you giving that goofy finger? I think it was
more like what was the other one? Like, I don't know,
straight foot? Where do you keep on this trash?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Now?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I have it in a box put away? And yeah,
regular footed, regular foot. Yeah I wasn't goofy foot, but
I mean fingered.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
The only thing I would do is like I would
take out and like I would switch up the wheels
every now and then, like stuff to pass.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And there was something.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Like but like tools are so cute, they're so annoying
to use though, Yeah, Tyler, with.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
The weird thing about this is it makes me somehow
love you specifically more like you can't hate Tyler.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, she's not hating. I know it sounds like it.
You can't hate a special it's pretty I mean, if
if I guess it's fair, like if a woman is basic,
for Stanley, you.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Know, basic means you will go with the most basic
popular option and don't and you have no thoughts or
originality in your brain. You just go for what everyone
else is doing.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
But what's what's the what's the basic dude version? Like
there's basically like.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
You know, this would be he's the low class basic.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
But but he was sitting a lot of right, he's
a he is a cliche. He is what did he do?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
He bought a truck for what reason? Because he actually
does truck things?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, that was that was a mistake. We call him
umbas tallers he's saying six.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, that's how he got the nickname.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
He's a very he's a big loud mouth about sports,
but when it comes down to actually putting his money
where his mouth and he's his he's no better than
random chick in the offense. Right, So he's very basic
in all that respect, but it's lower class because he
does lower class things like he enjoys fast and the
furious g t ad. It's all cool, yeah, okay, but
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it was also he's also kind of a suspended adolescent
sort of thing too.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
What's a high class version.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, a middle class version is going to be the
next one. So like like like Sammy is the middle
class basic bitch. She likes things that middle class ladies love. Okay,
Stanley mug you know all of her like her. She's
into like the most boring, mainstream shad Hallmark movies, country pop,
country music. She loves all the middle of the road,
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middle class stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Which, by the way, Sammy or did anybody else on
the on the show, notice that on the side of
our building now it says Hallmark Media, Like you know
how they put names of companies on you.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
They brought a bunch of merch downstairs. What, Jimmy, why
are you still here? Like it's Homemark inner building Now, yeah,
they might be.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I guess, so the Simpsons are on the third floor.
They do a lot of work for the Simpsons on
the third floor, and then I guess Hallmark Media moved there.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
No, I haven't seen this. I'm going to investigate today.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
So the basic bro for for the more standard middle
class version would be would be like into uh, you
know it wants to be like a finance investor, tech bros, trades,
you know, loves used to dudes.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Ye, crypto would which which category is the crypto?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Definitely in crypto obsession?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Right? Did you have to you have to know just
a tiny bit about crypto and be completely oblivious, much
like he is with sports, Like but no enough to say.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
No, enough to put your foot in your mouth, enough
to be right. How about like CrossFit?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yes, that's a purpose, Basic Bro. We're just golf fit
in golf? Is that's the middle class basic?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Exactly golf? Where's the disc? That was Tyler? That's lower disc.
Golf disc goes into stoner slash hippiness.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Which our categories is lower, right, yeah, lower, but it's
also a branch off to the side once removed. He's
he's like, he's just like the thirty thirty five thousand
dollars a year, Basic Bro, and he watches that's funny here.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Three one four texting over that you can even get
shoes for your fingers. That is so gay.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
But that I don't think that's the so I don't
know if that's the tech Tech version though, I think
it's the hot Wheels version assume Yeah, those sell those
at seven eleven.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, hell yeah, there's different versions. Are you skateboarding with
your fingers? Yeah, it's all the.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Same, thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
But yeah, yeah, but no different that's Megador try to
break it down into.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
No, I'm gonna saying tech Tag is the original originator,
and then there's like other people that try to make
versions of it.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Yeah, I'm not gonna like I pre ordered the Tony
Hawk remake because it came with the skateboard. I'm just
waiting for him to sign a.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Nice great question on the tech Sea Bass. We got
to categorize another basic dude thing, cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Well, cyber truck. It's actually the most think about what
I said earlier, what's the most common, easy, popular, go
to thing. That's what basic people do. That's why they're basic.
The most common easy thing these days just to hate
on cyber trucks.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
So you're high end basic people. There's a certain there's
a certainly of the people if you do like a
psychological profile or like just a general profile, like FBI
does for you know, like of prou buy cyber trucks.
I would think it would be Browie. It's a Broie basic.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
It's just it's just easy, right, It's easy. Yeah, but
that's easy commentary for people.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Sure, it's easy to hate on dudes finger finger blasting skateboards.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
You guys, are you do have a point in that.
I would be if let's just say cyber truck owner,
you'd throw him more into that tech bro crypto bro
side of things.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yes, Like can he at least be a high end
basic Bro.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I wouldn't say it's just based on the cost of
a cyber truck. I would say that would be more
of like the high high side, right.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
The basic the basic Bro low scale is the Dodge Charger,
Dodge Challenger owner. These guys who can't afford a real
sports car like the actual basic Bro wash so they
get my little starter car, the hell Cat. But yeah,
to give you eyes all credit the cyber truck, it's on.
It's a splinter. It's like, you know, it's like disc golf.
It's off in the tech engineering sort of side of things.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well, Tyler, we do love you, you know.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
If you don't know anything more about Tyler, I'll let
you know.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Although Jenn doesn't have an obsession with you, Menace has
an obsession. Yeah, any opportunity that Menace I feel like,
I feel like he always has you absolutely top of mind.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, Tyler.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
It's like when someone's smitten with like they got a
crush on someone like you. Hear your kids like you. Well,
I don't know who this kid is, but certainly she's
got a crush on him. Well.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I think as much as we want to say that
he's a basic bitch, I think he's actually an interesting
person that has like all these different uh things that
we can talk about in his life.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
He's a character, a character.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
He has all these he has like five different brothers.
He he was homeschooled. He he worked, He worked on
a little league team and never played little league ever.
He was a manager of a little league team, but
he never even played one game. And is a freaking life.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Like way that people always entered, you know, uh, you know,
put into their conversation about how they CrossFit or they're
a vegan. Yeah, right, kind of thing. There's your thing,
Like you can always tie it back to ties.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
How many chicks have you taken him on Tyler. Yeah,
we've gone in Vegas so many times.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
There's a dozen trips and only one room for every trip.
Sometimes it's just nice to feel no pillow separation either, right, yeah,
all right, more what he shows next second, The Woody
Show back in a few
That means it simp it's the Northern show in well,
we are going to consult the law offices of Bodega,
Menace and Sebastian Attorneys. Sebastian and Menaced. They are the
best when it comes to trying to find excuses for
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people who are in need of their objections, bad behaviors
defended him Jong Wood in the house an attempt to
get them off. Yeah, and so Gina, you have some
of the cases over there.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I do.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And then everybody who's listening you just text. If you
are the jury, would you find after hearing Menace in
Seabass's arguments, would you find the person in the story
guilty or not guilty? The law offices of Bodega, Menace
and Sebastian.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
What is the first case? Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
So a man was arrested Monday for allegedly lying down
in a ditch and pretending to be drunk. At approximately
five thirty am, Sheriff's deputies received a report of an
Induit individual lying in a ditch. Thirty one year old
Caleb Barker of West Union was arrested and charged with
simulated public intoxication in connection to the incidents.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Take our feet.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I would like to cite cops being extra. Also, my
client is a method actor and he was studying a role,
a role in a play. This is this is elgin
iOS Theater.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Do you have any can you provide any kind of
documents that he's been hired as an actor?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh, he's studying. Yeah, he's hopes to get in the future. Oh,
I'm sorry, Like, do you get documents when you're in
school to your going.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
To your defense?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, you're a script? Excuse me? Uh, your honor? I
believe that you have been in many plays. Did you
get documents to be in your play? Did they're called
a script? Also? Also, she's not your honor. What's your honor?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
She's a couterport. Disregard anything you said. Let us not
forget about. Also, I would like to also bring up
the case of children in playgrounds.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yes, now we can like to arrest all them. We
convict kids for preticting to become Roberts. His imagination illegal.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Now I didn't see them, George, I didn't see that
update in my law books. And besides, I'll hate for
all you know, Gina our car report. I know you're
not making the ruling about this, but Uh, it's called
a street car named Desire.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It tours regularly any any community theater.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
About the sales, Yeah, the people actors, Yes, our clients
wanted some day to be in one of those.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Sorry, reporter, I don't think he was talking about documents
as in a sense of a script, just documents of like,
oh I got hired to do a play that doesn't
happen in school, so thank.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You, saying that you got the congratulation. Here's when rehearsals
are sorting this.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
He's talking about. This is a future.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
This guy is hoping someday to be ready to apply
for that Thing'm not talking about right now.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay, let me go to members of the jury here
in the room. We'll go to you, dur Sammy, I
would say, not guilty, Yes, not guilty, all right, Morgan,
absolutely not guilty. Not guilty, waste of the court's time.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You literally not guilty of anything. Okay, not Guiltylty, we'll
be suing the police.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes, right, body, campus, it is the losses of Bodega,
Menace and Sebastian. Again. You can give as your guilty
not guilty on the text over to two two nine
eighty seven. Next case please.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
A man was arrested after police said he was found
sleeping on the Brow College campus with a knife in
his possession will classes were in session. Jonathan Battista of
Pompano Beach. He was arrested in charge with possession of
a weapon on school property.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
The incident happened about ten eighteen am while the campus
was open and classes were actively going on.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Whatever police say.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Batista was found asleep in a doorway and smelled like marijuana.
During a search, of officers located a four inch black
handled knife.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Broward College classes.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
We're not interrupted, and no injuries were reported.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You carry a knife, don't you know?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Not in the courtroom. I don't have.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Maybe you have a game.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Let's say, maybe you were just walking around and you know,
like a little four inch bla utility knights. Essentially, it
sounds like they're throwing a lot of we kind of think.
And then they're searching. They call this fishing for for
a crime. They see you guy's asleep and he smells
of marijuana. Do we get a blood test? Didn't, But
you don't anybody could smell of anything because they didn't
find any marijuana exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Thank you. Another thing, too, I don't know how. Let
me ask you a question, how are our schools paid for? Oh,
I don't know, public funds? Public funds? Where do those
public funds come from? Honest taxpayers? Just maybe would I
would say he was part owner of the property.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Again it was yeah, Broward and Pompino or coll Coconut Creek.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
And that's not safe. That is a community college and
paid for by the community. You, So as a member
of the community, I feel like I can take wherever
I want.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And if I want to go on on a campus tour,
maybe learn more about perhaps one day applying to this college,
I shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
And I get a little sleepy suddenly that's the crime. Yeah, oh,
I'm sorry. College is boring. Maybe I want to take
a nap. That's what menace Ben say.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
College, as you heard, classes were in sessions, so we
might have been hearing some of that boring ass stuff
inside the classroom, and as he was taking a tour
of the campus and decided to not offer a little
bit tour of his.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Own property that he helps pay for it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
But all right, we'll go to the jury again. You
can catch your guilty not guilty vote on the text
over to two two nine eight seven. This time will
start with you, Morgan. I'm gonna say guilty because the
problem is not napping, it's the knife.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But it's the problem the knife, because now let's go
back to back campus that was the problem.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Reporter, could you repeat that last segment or less sentence
of your story.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yes, it is Broward College. Classes were not in erupted
and no injuries, so.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Any type of excuse. And you're telling me that we
searched every person on that campus that they did not
have a knife. Also, the kitchen doesn't have a nice
the kitchen fire and flames and the chemistry billap okay.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
All right, are they allowed to change my mind?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Because okay, yeah, that's the whole point, all right, not guilty, Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Also, it's illegal to smoke marijuana recreationally in Florida?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Is it really?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Apparently marijuana and join in his mouth, but he didn't
know he smelled like it, Okay, officer liar, Yeah, it
sounds like a swear. It doesn't know what marijuana smells like.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Sammy, I'm going to say, not guilty.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, all right, Court Reporter Gina.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Who among us hasn't fallen asleep with a knife on
us a little.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Bit high.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Guilty Daniel Boone and George Washington and all the great
patriots with knives over the years.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
All the court finds them not guilty. Thank you. All right,
we have one more case here and the losses of
Bodega Medicine Sebastian are on the case and the details
of this one, please.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Police officers announced the arrest of a woman after a
fight broke out at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh, it's just there. We have to now, we have
to alert the court.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
There may be a conflict of interest as we both
love this particularly as as a giant guitar out front. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Rules.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
It happened at the Oculus Valet area around six thirty
seven am. Police were shown a video showing twenty seven
year old Alicia Lane throwing an object later identified as
lip gloss into a vehicle, striking the victim in the next.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Slash chest today.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Please.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Officers subsequently arrested Lane on a felony charge of shooting
or throwing a deadly missile into a dwellings.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Cattle or vehicle. Okay again, all right, first of extra, look,
we get it.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
This is the hard Rock hotel and casino in Hollywood,
Florida is a place of wonder and beauty.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeahzie, and I'm sorry. Handing somebody some lipstick is illegal. Yeah,
this is six times in the Okay, there was a
mishap and the person got upset that it like wasn't
directly handed to them. Who knows if they're requested the
lip gloss or not. It's called tripping. You know you
last night the person receiving the lip class, did we
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test them to see if they were high or drunk?
I mean six thirties and late at night.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's more early in the morning here, you know, you
know they've been outside twenty does Yeah, so okay, sorry
she tripped.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
She has big ass hoe heels on. We didn't know
she trips.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And the overcharging with felony, deadly missile for lip gloss. Okay,
oh please we believe this can get a bitch please.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
All right, Uh again, you can send your guilty not guilty.
The judge is exhausted.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, I like also throw it out there, jury. Uh,
you're going to get arrested for giving somebody lip gloss.
Just on, thank you. It's a slippery slope.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Let's go to uh juror Sammy.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
First, I'm gonna say guilty guilty, Yes, it was an
active aggression, mean girl, Yeah, guilty the.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Video order order I get a qualification.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I will ask the attorneys to please keep their mouths shut,
control themselves. Yep, Well we are pulling the jury here. Uh,
let's go to Morgan. What are you going with? Guilty?
Not guilty?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Not guilty on account of bitches be tripping? That's right, tripping.
Maybe she wanted her friend to look better, yeh and
ugly six thirty in the morning, your chapedoe or the
valet area, your lifts mad chapped? Just doing her girl
a favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And by the way, if you're if you're outside the
casino six thirty in the morning, you probably need a room,
so you need extra soft and moist lifts.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
To convince the time.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Big tripping all the time. All right, and then we'll
go to the Quarteryporter Gene.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
On this one, I'm going to say not guilty on
a technicality. A technicality because you cannot call a lipstick
a deadly missile.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Yes, thank you to call it something I can judge asket,
the judge asked question the case now let's just say
that the woman inside the car who had the lipstick
thrown at her her mouth was a gape. Oh, and
the lipstick just happened to go right into her mouth
like the quarter in the movie Big right in his
altar's mouth.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And then she choked the death to be dead.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Keep your mouth closed. What if the ocean was green?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Not all bullets when they hit hit a person are
are considered.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah the temple right, Yeah, I'm sure that the fine
folks at the valet stand at the Hard Rock Casino
and hotel in Hollywood, Florida to no CPR as well.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, if not guilty, and so that breaks the tie
and we got to find here on the core then
not guilty?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yea off.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
So much getting off? Thanks for love is a Bodega
medicine subastian. If you ever need somebody to cook up
a ridiculous excuse on your behalf, lead him sleeping peace
people directly here two two nine eight seven. There's the
audio this uh Amazon driver in Michigan went on a
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ramp that was caught on a doorbell camera which I
was just reading. You know, rings got that AI powered
search party feature which scans neighbors camera footage to help,
they say, help locate lost dogs. That's that's the that's
the that's why they're doing it.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
The computer. Did I tell you that AI updated just recently?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Did?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I don't know if you checked your ring lately, but
you know I had the car charger in the garage
and and notification came up saying that somebody is holding
a cable in your garage and walking.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That was me.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
This Ring ai search party feature is now available to
all US customers, including people without Ring cameras. So I guess,
I guess you can access the network even if you
don't have a Ring branded camera.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
They probably have like for your lost up. They probably
have like a neighborhood app that.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't know about anyway. So this Amazon Amazon driver
he's ranting, gets caught on the Ring doorbell camera. He's
walking to this house he's dropping a package off, and
he suddenly starts talking about having to drop off a
million packages. He's in the snow. So it's like one
of those things like man, god damn it, like in
the snow, got a million stuffs.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Because these people out here and they can't go anywhere
and get their own so now I'm sitting out here
delivering a million packages, a million one houses. Jesus, bro,
No nobody out here know how to go to Walmart.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Or go to a Target or anything like that. Bro,
if you would let him these right here would order
slaves off, dealated.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Quickly, okay robots s Well, you might have signed up
for the wrong job.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Would say, that's like working at McDonald's, complaining that people
are coming in.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
For happy hate the smell of fry.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
What's the big max due ude?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, but I do go to Wendy's get the Dave's double, right.
But I do love Amazon, and I know you love Amazon.
I do.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I do love Amazon. Anyway, The homeowner posted the video online,
saying that as a single mom, she pays for the
convenience of delivery. You don't need to say that now.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
She just said, like, oh, this is a funny video.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Now, there are a lot of people that are mad
at the woman for even posting it online, like, let
the guy have his moment, man.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, we all have them, you know, like, yeah, you
all have a.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Day right where it's just things are. I was just
talking to somebody who's a door dash person, and I
see the I see the notification come on.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
And I always thought it.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Was just like one of those things they just like
an auto blast thing. Please make sure the outside lights.
Now the lights are always on. They come on automatically
at our house, like at a certain time. They're said
on a timer. But I guess, like that's a big
thing with the food delivery stuff is that people don't
turn the lights on. It's pitch black. They can't see
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where they're going. People are, you know, messy, so they
have crap all over the place. They're tripping on kids
toys or scooter that's like sitting on the ground. They
can't see it. And yeah, so I guess turn the
lights on, you know, do right by your your door
or your delivery person.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I so I know everything about Tyler's life. So he did.
He did want to bang Tyler Tyler. Thyma's got his
hands up in the air like Thisler Tyler. Uh. He
did do the Amazon delivery as well, on top of
being a lids manager. Did you deliver stuff at night
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or was it only during the day.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
I delivered it during the day in the wee hours
of the morning at night basically whenever it needed to
be there.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I would drop it off.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Okay, so I guess since now we're talking about Tyler,
let's just get it.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
All out of the way. Tyler, let's just get it
out of the way.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Gina. Gina has an observation.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Okay, Okay, Tyler, I am a certified Tyler lover.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
She does. I talk about you all the time behind
your back, and it's always good. Yeah, so no offense.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
But but Tyler, just from the stuff that I've that
you've revealed about yourself.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
You are like the male equivalent of a basic bitch. Okay,
like the lids thing.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
You work an you love fast and furious, You wear
lots of sports jerseys, you know every sports stat You
get drunk and licked toes and then say you didn't
mass furious.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's gonna he's gonna disappear for a week when the
new g t.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
A right exactly. He likes Pokemon. Oh and he does
a finger skating like the tech deck.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Okay, can we talk about and matter if I here
get out of that studio coming this one dude that
I wasn't even were.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I saw a video of a guy doing this and
I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I wasn't even aware this is a real thing. So
I remember I get one point maybe as a kid,
where like I saw it right, and I thought that
was just something like it was like a kid's toy
with I didn't realize there were people doing this.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Legit so like decades they get sponsored.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, okay, so not everybody wants what is it called
tech deck?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Tech deck? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So what it is are these little have you seen
the little finger skateboards?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
They're like targeting.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, so you put your fingers on the skateboard and
you make it do tricks and they have different You've
seen this right Sea Bass?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Oh yeah, they had my meta glasses that a little course.
You could do it.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You're a you're a tech decker.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
I haven't done the tricks with my fingers in a
long time.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
But yeah, how many boards? Probably fifty? Oh my god,
you have hot wheels too? Why and how did you
get into this? It's so dark.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
When I was like maybe ten, and it just kind
of stuck.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Because actual skateboarding is too much effort. Well, I'm a
terrible skateboarder. I don't write no, I'm a terrible skateboarder.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
But like I don't know just something. I like the
designs on the boards.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I thought they look cool.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Have you have you seen it Morgan the skateboard thing
fingers And I played with that when I was like sick.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, it's designed for little kids for like a week
and then yeah, the videos.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Are on social media.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
These are adults, the little mini And okay, it's like magic,
Like I think magic's cool, right when you see.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Magic the card game, the actual magic.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, but it's it's like anything else that's like kind
of like silly and what okay made you know, it's
not real. You know, there's like a trick to it, right,
you know, or like, uh, you know what this is
like the little mini skateboarding finger through tech deck Yeah,
this is like hobby horses, those girls that ran. I'm
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fine with any of it. Where I find it starts
crossing over to weird to me is when people take
it so seriously. It's the seriousness by which people like
they're real serious tech deckers. Yeah, they're real serious, you know,
like the people are just like crazy serious. And the
magic thing, Like it's like to me that bowling like
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serious bowlers, Well you are serious balling like bowling is
supposed to be you know you have you know, you're
drinking beer in bottles shaped like bowling pins, and you're
hanging out with your friends. But like the people who
take it real, real serious.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Well, I guess if you're really good, you would want
to take it seriously.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yeah, yeah, Tyler.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
My question for you is you have fifty of these
now when you when you take it out to I
guess play with are you is it more of like
a fidget thing, like fidget spinners, but you have your
skateboard or you're like, let's play with these, let's get down.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
What's my course?
Speaker 7 (18:42):
This is definitely fidget thing.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Are you giving that goofy finger? I think it was
more like what was the other one? Like, I don't know,
straight foot? Where do you keep on this trash?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Now?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I have it in a box put away? And yeah,
regular footed, regular foot. Yeah I wasn't goofy foot, but
I mean fingered.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
The only thing I would do is like I would
take out and like I would switch up the wheels
every now and then, like stuff to pass.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And there was something.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Like but like tools are so cute, they're so annoying
to use though, Yeah, Tyler, with.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
The weird thing about this is it makes me somehow
love you specifically more like you can't hate Tyler.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, she's not hating. I know it sounds like it.
You can't hate a special it's pretty I mean, if
if I guess it's fair, like if a woman is basic,
for Stanley, you.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Know, basic means you will go with the most basic
popular option and don't and you have no thoughts or
originality in your brain. You just go for what everyone
else is doing.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
But what's what's the what's the basic dude version? Like
there's basically like.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
You know, this would be he's the low class basic.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
But but he was sitting a lot of right, he's
a he is a cliche. He is what did he do?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
He bought a truck for what reason? Because he actually
does truck things?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, that was that was a mistake. We call him
umbas tallers he's saying six.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, that's how he got the nickname.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
He's a very he's a big loud mouth about sports,
but when it comes down to actually putting his money
where his mouth and he's his he's no better than
random chick in the offense. Right, So he's very basic
in all that respect, but it's lower class because he
does lower class things like he enjoys fast and the
furious g t ad. It's all cool, yeah, okay, but
(20:24):
it was also he's also kind of a suspended adolescent
sort of thing too.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
What's a high class version.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, a middle class version is going to be the
next one. So like like like Sammy is the middle
class basic bitch. She likes things that middle class ladies love. Okay,
Stanley mug you know all of her like her. She's
into like the most boring, mainstream shad Hallmark movies, country pop,
country music. She loves all the middle of the road,
(20:51):
middle class stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Which, by the way, Sammy or did anybody else on
the on the show, notice that on the side of
our building now it says Hallmark Media, Like you know
how they put names of companies on you.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
They brought a bunch of merch downstairs. What, Jimmy, why
are you still here? Like it's Homemark inner building Now, yeah,
they might be.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I guess, so the Simpsons are on the third floor.
They do a lot of work for the Simpsons on
the third floor, and then I guess Hallmark Media moved there.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
No, I haven't seen this. I'm going to investigate today.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
So the basic bro for for the more standard middle
class version would be would be like into uh, you
know it wants to be like a finance investor, tech bros, trades,
you know, loves used to dudes.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Ye, crypto would which which category is the crypto?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Definitely in crypto obsession?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Right? Did you have to you have to know just
a tiny bit about crypto and be completely oblivious, much
like he is with sports, Like but no enough to say.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
No, enough to put your foot in your mouth, enough
to be right. How about like CrossFit?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yes, that's a purpose, Basic Bro. We're just golf fit
in golf? Is that's the middle class basic?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Exactly golf? Where's the disc? That was Tyler? That's lower disc.
Golf disc goes into stoner slash hippiness.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Which our categories is lower, right, yeah, lower, but it's
also a branch off to the side once removed. He's
he's like, he's just like the thirty thirty five thousand
dollars a year, Basic Bro, and he watches that's funny here.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Three one four texting over that you can even get
shoes for your fingers. That is so gay.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
But that I don't think that's the so I don't
know if that's the tech Tech version though, I think
it's the hot Wheels version assume Yeah, those sell those
at seven eleven.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, hell yeah, there's different versions. Are you skateboarding with
your fingers? Yeah, it's all the.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Same, thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
But yeah, yeah, but no different that's Megador try to
break it down into.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
No, I'm gonna saying tech Tag is the original originator,
and then there's like other people that try to make
versions of it.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Yeah, I'm not gonna like I pre ordered the Tony
Hawk remake because it came with the skateboard. I'm just
waiting for him to sign a.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Nice great question on the tech Sea Bass. We got
to categorize another basic dude thing, cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Well, cyber truck. It's actually the most think about what
I said earlier, what's the most common, easy, popular, go
to thing. That's what basic people do. That's why they're basic.
The most common easy thing these days just to hate
on cyber trucks.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
So you're high end basic people. There's a certain there's
a certainly of the people if you do like a
psychological profile or like just a general profile, like FBI
does for you know, like of prou buy cyber trucks.
I would think it would be Browie. It's a Broie basic.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
It's just it's just easy, right, It's easy. Yeah, but
that's easy commentary for people.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Sure, it's easy to hate on dudes finger finger blasting skateboards.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
You guys, are you do have a point in that.
I would be if let's just say cyber truck owner,
you'd throw him more into that tech bro crypto bro
side of things.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yes, Like can he at least be a high end
basic Bro.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I wouldn't say it's just based on the cost of
a cyber truck. I would say that would be more
of like the high high side, right.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
The basic the basic Bro low scale is the Dodge Charger,
Dodge Challenger owner. These guys who can't afford a real
sports car like the actual basic Bro wash so they
get my little starter car, the hell Cat. But yeah,
to give you eyes all credit the cyber truck, it's on.
It's a splinter. It's like, you know, it's like disc golf.
It's off in the tech engineering sort of side of things.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well, Tyler, we do love you, you know.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
If you don't know anything more about Tyler, I'll let
you know.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Although Jenn doesn't have an obsession with you, Menace has
an obsession. Yeah, any opportunity that Menace I feel like,
I feel like he always has you absolutely top of mind.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, Tyler.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
It's like when someone's smitten with like they got a
crush on someone like you. Hear your kids like you. Well,
I don't know who this kid is, but certainly she's
got a crush on him. Well.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I think as much as we want to say that
he's a basic bitch, I think he's actually an interesting
person that has like all these different uh things that
we can talk about in his life.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
He's a character, a character.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
He has all these he has like five different brothers.
He he was homeschooled. He he worked, He worked on
a little league team and never played little league ever.
He was a manager of a little league team, but
he never even played one game. And is a freaking life.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Like way that people always entered, you know, uh, you know,
put into their conversation about how they CrossFit or they're
a vegan. Yeah, right, kind of thing. There's your thing,
Like you can always tie it back to ties.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
How many chicks have you taken him on Tyler. Yeah,
we've gone in Vegas so many times.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
There's a dozen trips and only one room for every trip.
Sometimes it's just nice to feel no pillow separation either, right, yeah,
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