FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 18th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion. Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Today is Wednesday, and it's March eighteenth, twenty twenty six.
My name is whatddy. That is great Gory. We got men,
thank you men, Gina Graham, Sea Bass is here. We
got to see, I mean, Morgan is here. She is
our soociate producer, von our video producer. We got dumb
ass Tyler he's here. We got bored. We got Menji.

(01:08):
Good morning Menji in the was that so funny? Well, yeah, here,
let's try to get just for our entertainment. Right here
we go.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
You're great.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
The hooid right right, there's a Menji. That's good. You're good.
I've got a yeah, I like it. Phones are up
in eight seven seven forty four sent us a text
over to two to nine eight seven coming up on
the show today. We got a brand new animated podcast.
This one's really good. This one stars Greg Gory. All right, yeah,

(01:42):
it's really hot. It's really good. I think you're gonna
like it.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Uh see.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
We got some of the news headlines. Got the entertainment stuff.
Birthday's porn of birthday coming up. But we had a
great Saint Patti's Day. Did you ever figure out what happened? Because, uh,
Gina was in here yesterday. She was freaking out because
like I and I don't know what this is either.
I've heard heard of it, but I'm not exactly sure
what it is. What the f is a leprechaun trap?

Speaker 7 (02:04):
That's the what kids do?

Speaker 8 (02:06):
You're gonna make a lepre contrap?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Do you know what it is? Morgan? You know what
a lepre con trap is?

Speaker 9 (02:10):
Well, it makes me think of that old the news
video where they're catching the leprechns in the tree.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, curiosity leads to laurds and mobiles.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Tritened community.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Many of you bring binoculars, can quarders, even camera phones
to take pictures to me and the like of lecond
to me, I gotta do a look up bit of
the tree. Witnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night.
Others find it hard to believe and have come up
with their own theories and explanations for the image.

Speaker 10 (02:46):
Good be a quacket, the wrong stuff and it told
me to get up in a tree and play.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
A Yeah, so this guy had he thought it was
a leprechaun flute. It was like a piece of scaffolding,
and I thought it happened. But kids make them in school.

Speaker 7 (03:02):
But yeah, they put together these lepre con tracts, which
I've never seen, I've never heard of before.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
It's a shoe box.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
You cut out the top and you like try to
get the lure of the leprechaun in and falls in
and then it leaves you a prize because god forbid
there's a holiday where kid doesn't get it. Rise.

Speaker 11 (03:15):
I did this in elementary school.

Speaker 12 (03:17):
We never set these up and like out in the
field somewhere, and then the teacher kind of set it.

Speaker 11 (03:23):
Up where what she set it up.

Speaker 12 (03:28):
We would go there and check on the trap and
then like they put out like a bunch of food.

Speaker 13 (03:32):
Yeah, your menace. We did the same thing.

Speaker 14 (03:34):
They took us around the inside of the school.

Speaker 7 (03:36):
We did this.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Her step son set one of these things out in
the house. Now there was a panic yesterday.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Yeah, she got a text.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
She got a text during the show.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Yeah, I got a text during the show. He's like, oh,
he loved his leprechaun note. And by the way, where
are those gold coins? He left, and I was like, why.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Because they were in the Leper contract.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
They were in the Leper contray. I thought the leprecaun
was supposed to take them, because I thought there were his.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Coins eating cookies exactly the carrots for the rain I.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Thought that was the point. I'm sorry, this is even
too much whimsy for me. I didn't know. So I
go there in the they're at work, and goes, well,
you need to bring those home. He's freaking out.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Where were they work?

Speaker 7 (04:10):
They were in the bottom of the trash, under all
the food and spit and jelly in the chocolate ones.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
No, he made these like.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Out of clay.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Chocolate. I didn't just given these.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
I went and tried to dig around in the cash
and I mean in the trash until it started to
feel wet, and I aborted mission. He did not Sorry,
he didn't get his gold back.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
So you never got him. He never brought him back.

Speaker 7 (04:32):
So I didn't have anything to do with this, I said,
I ask your leprechaun. I don't know, Lebracon took it.
What do you want from me? Got a prize?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Shut up? Go chase down a rainbow?

Speaker 8 (04:40):
Yeah, thank you?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, you'll find at the end of the rainbow.

Speaker 8 (04:44):
I get as much as I love whimsy.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
This is too much.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, well, oh well coins are gone. Next time, you'll know,
just leave whatever gift is there.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Next time, God willing, he'll grow up a little bit
and this won't happen. This he loves this stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Now, menace. I I just saw that. You walked in
and you have a box there. It looks like some
kind of cake because there's plates as well. Yeah, and
there's some balloons and one of the balloons says congratulations.
And there's like a is that a stuffed strawberry at
the bottom there?

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Stuffed animal?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay, I'm not sure what that's about. Yeah, but do
you want to tell us? There there's a note. Yeah,
there's a note. Should Menji open it?

Speaker 11 (05:22):
You should open you should open that note.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Okay, Yeah, it's a car, greg it's a car.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
Lucky you get to open it.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah all right, because I won't be able to read it,
So go ahead, Yeah, all right, he's opening it. It
says point.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's like sometimes it helps just to know someone cares.

Speaker 10 (05:46):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Then you open up there's a written note.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Like it says Bubba, congrats in your first year at
your job at iHeart, even though I'm of your job.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Is this from your girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, proud of you, bubs, hopefully making moves a little
embarrassment on your cake. Love you bunches, and uh over
here on the side from Boo boos, I love you dad.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Let me let me say, let me say, has it
been a year? Wow? Yeah, congrats on your first year
at your job at our heart. Even though about your job,
why well do things that? Okay, we said nothing about

(06:39):
her personally. It was just about going back with an
X and if it works out great. We want what's
best for men because we love Yeah, we don't know,
you know what, we have something in common. We both
love Menji, I'm not going to call him bubbs.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
What's the yeah? What's the strawberry about?

Speaker 11 (06:56):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
So she's we call her the little strawberry. So the
little okay, the kid boos the kid? Okay, gotcha got
booz strawberry?

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Are you are you following?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Well?

Speaker 15 (07:07):
No, I got strawberry like it looks like it looks
like yeah, looks at where you get it.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Together?

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Not if she has good tasting cakes and.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
You better open that cake quickly because real sea masses,
licking his lips over there, laughing already. What is it?

Speaker 6 (07:32):
What it's a big old cake.

Speaker 11 (07:34):
Yeah, it says, congrats.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
But one year at iHeart.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
How she says, one year at iHeart, not one year
at the wood, the big company, the giant conglomerate.

Speaker 11 (07:47):
The bread is blood.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's like that. Now I want to see you eat
that cake first.

Speaker 11 (07:54):
Yeah, you better.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Eat the cake first. Let's up, bubba.

Speaker 16 (08:02):
Yeah, we lost over a big part of that note
hopefully making moves.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
AKA, I don't like this job. Yeah, you need to,
you know, I mean, like you know, she he's uh,
you know, he's moving up in the world. Well, but
is he? Though?

Speaker 17 (08:14):
What is he?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
What's he done the past year to move on? What
are you talking about? This was a move, This was.

Speaker 11 (08:19):
This is probably the biggest move.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, this was a chance for him to grow coming.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Hereation that was that was over ten years.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
He was there a long time and he had you know,
he had out, he had outgrown the cage. What's what's next?

Speaker 17 (08:31):
You know?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Uh, directing movies?

Speaker 6 (08:36):
Who knows?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, I don't know. We'll find out. None of these
jobs for any of us are forever. Yeah, I don't know.
What's next? Apparently just apparently apparently, it's like like, wel,
congratulations on your one year here at one year at
that heart. That's AMoD heart, that's amazing a congratulations, Bubba.

(08:58):
We're gonna take a quick rank more wood he shows next,
hang up show back in the mid.

Speaker 12 (09:06):
Corona, California this Friday. What's going on everybody? It's minus Yes,
I will be in Corona at Vonn's on Magnolia doing
a bunch of giveaways for the Woody Show After Hours Takeover. Now,
we're gonna do a little different because it's gonna be
kind of hot that day, so we're just gonna have
it where you can just show up. We're gonna have
a special QR code only for the time that I'm there.

(09:26):
You're gonna scan that and then you're able to bounce.
We want everybody to have a good time, so just
come on through, say what's up real quick, scan that
QR code, and we're gonna pick some winners. Also, you
don't have to sit around with me for a couple hours,
so that's pretty cool. So just make sure roll on
through real quick, Corona, California, this Friday, March twentieth, between
three and five pm at Vaughn's on Magnolia. I'll see

(09:50):
you there.

Speaker 15 (09:53):
Is show.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
All right, welcome back, it's this day. Congratulations to our
buddy Gabriel Iglesias Fluffy. He is the latest person to
have their own line of booze. He's got He's got
his own tequila and it's called Pocho Fino Tequila. It's

(10:17):
it's a Mexican American together. So apparently I was I
was watching Fluffy's interview on with the Club and he
was talking about it, and I guess, Pocho is what dudes,
like real Mexicans in Mexico called dudes who are Mexican
but Americans American. You're not like one of us, is

(10:39):
the way that Fluffy was explaining it. So they call
him Pocho. So it's Pocho Fino tequila. So it's a
Mexican American tequila. They got blanco Mexican candy and grilled
pineapple flavors. My man, Oh yeah, yeah. They say it's
not another celebrity Spirits launch, it's a passion project, blah
blah blah blah years in the making. It's anywhere from

(11:01):
seventeen ninety nine to twenty nine ninety nine.

Speaker 12 (11:03):
Perfect, not one of those things as it's one hundred
dollars a bottle, you know, it's like a three seventy
five mili liter and a seven to fifty mili liter bottle.

Speaker 7 (11:09):
And I wonder if you would have something could maybe
stop by maybe.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I'm sure you know what, I'm sure he'd be got
the big show with Joe Koy coming up this weekend
at at Sofi Stadium.

Speaker 11 (11:20):
I'm sure they'll be pouring it.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, yeah, so Ample one sounds awesome, yes, yeah, the
porosos with uh, you know Bert Tom Segura.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Good.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, So anyway, congratulations to Fluffy eight seven seven forty four.
What is the phone number? Hit us up with the
text check in over to two to nine eight seven
And what you got for us here.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
Greg Gory? Well, I have something for my jealousy and
for menaces fandom of Radiohead. Radio Head, So they're being
sarcastic by the way, audience, Well, they did the shows
last year for the first time in eight years. They
did twenty in the UK and in Europe, and they
say they plan to do the next handful of years
the same thing, twenty shows per year. No more, no less,

(12:07):
twenty per year, and they're going to do it on
each continent. My question would be, how are you going
to do Antarctica? Yeah, is impossible, but regardless, the rumor
is they're going to do twenty next year in North America,
then twenty the following year in South America. Then it'll
be Asia, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Twenty days of work.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Twenty per year. Like, my jealousy is so nuclear nice? Yeah,
I mean that rules so hard. They say they want
to give absolutely everything each night. They don't ever want
to be like they're just going through the motions of
doing a show, and they say, we're not Spring Chickens anymore.
So that's the plan. Twenty shows per year. None this year,

(12:44):
so this starts next year.

Speaker 12 (12:46):
Then what is this thing called the Bunker at Coachella
that they're doing. It's supposed to be the Radiohead Bunker.
No one knows what it's about.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I think it's about the Radiohead news.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Well, he's a big fan. Yeah, that's why I don't know.

Speaker 12 (13:00):
Just like those they're one of those bands that everyone
says it's important.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, I feel that way about how you feel about Radiohead.
Tame and Paula. Yeah, OK, because Tam and Paul is
one of these bands that everybody loves to like you know,
knob like hard. I'm not saying they're bad, Like there's
a couple of songs that I think are good, but man,
the level of worship like Radiohead. Radiohead has creep high

(13:27):
and dry, fake plastic trees, karma police, uh huh's more
than I could have. And that's about it. I'm saying
as far as the songs that there's other ones that
you know like I but like those four songs I
think are I love those songs?

Speaker 11 (13:40):
Those are all really good bad songs.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, but like the amount of worship and just like
at the altar of written that part, I don't get
That's what.

Speaker 11 (13:48):
It is with me.

Speaker 12 (13:48):
And then like yeah, the fans, like the super ultra
fans are mega douchers always. And then I did have
an incident once at a show.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
An incident.

Speaker 12 (13:59):
Well, I used to do a lot of photography at shows,
and the rules are you stand there for the first
three songs, you take photos of the band, and who's
the lead singer the Radiohead Tom Tom York, Tom DeLong.
He was performing like some solo thing out of this
music festival and I'm there, I'm following the rules. I'm

(14:21):
taking the first you know, first three songs. I'm a
song in and then somebody comes out of nowhere and
they go, unless you have been approved by Nasty Man Productions,
you need to leave Lasty Man.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Like I had no idea.

Speaker 12 (14:35):
They had their own special rules to take photos that
day that I was not aware of. But it's just
and they're just acting like it was so important, like
I was like taking photos of government secrets, like I
just don't care.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
And what he's I'm looking at her their singles.

Speaker 16 (14:50):
They have four songs that people might know that people
might know again from the nineties, So kids, no idea.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
And now they're working twenty days a year.

Speaker 11 (14:58):
Yeah, I mean lucky.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
That's hard, but it's just pretty good.

Speaker 11 (15:02):
Sphere is just not fun for me, that's all.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
And society does that in general with most things, Like
we put all the importance on acting and singing and who.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
Cares, and then everyone around them treats them like Fort Knock, Greg.

Speaker 16 (15:16):
We should probably worship some people who have you into
science and invention. Oh, I don't know, like Elon Musk.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, all right, so, Greg, you're gonna hate this. Uh.
I have been reintroduced and have an appreciation more so
now than I ever have for Bob Dylan.

Speaker 18 (15:46):
Because there was there was that came up, because then
I went because then then I went down like a
rabbit hole.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Great songs Bob Dylan has, Yes, of course, He's got
a ton of great songs. If your time, Yeah, any
better stock the.

Speaker 19 (16:13):
Shag?

Speaker 6 (16:14):
I mean they always are, Bob.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, what about the answer? My friend is blowing in
the world, master man?

Speaker 8 (16:22):
I mean, how many, Greg?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Who are you? I don't know. I don't believe we've met. Yeah, dude,
I mean, like what like a rolling stone. I don't
think this is low t I think this is well.
My life is pretty much over. Yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
You're gonna start wearing sweaters when it's like a certain
temperature now in the house, slippers.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
This song is great. You stick with Rocky. There's there's
there's not There's not any Bob Dylan you like.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
Really, And the way that Menace described the preciousness of
the fandom of Radiohead that by ten for Bob Milp.

Speaker 16 (17:02):
But people like make these movies about him ducks he
hit it. It's not just oh, these are good songs.
It's oh, he's a spiritual poet and a philosopher.

Speaker 12 (17:15):
If you watch the movie with Timothy Charlamagne or her
Bob Dylan comes off as the biggest scam artist ever
for sure.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, and like, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
So he's laughing at his fans. Yeah, I'm very disappointed.
I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Well, okay, so I love this, lady.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
Like the covers of this song, Like Ministry did a
cover of the song that is so hard and cool.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
I'd like to hear that laughing rules at your age?
Can you get inverted penis? This is inverted penis stuff.

Speaker 16 (17:57):
I think this is Hey, well, I guess life's over.
I have Laura, my kids are going up to college.

Speaker 11 (18:02):
I gotta think of the memories that I have.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
We got to get him like one of those chains
for his classes so we can wear him around his neck.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah that's it. Yeah, this is a Ministry so good,
Lay lady lay Yeah, covering bombed up. Now you gonna
remember I was very much on board with Greg saying
how hardcore h she overrated? The Beatles were there and
then and then all of a sudden, I went down

(18:29):
a rabbit hole of beetles. I'm like, all right, I
kind of get it. Yeah, wow, oh my god, when
is that hold on anything?

Speaker 6 (18:35):
Let's go get drinks and get to know each other.
See it's a long song, but it rules. Bob Dylan
could learn a thing or two from them, you.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Know, I would.

Speaker 16 (18:48):
He's probably too old and too like on Mount Everest
to get me too. But for someone who came up
in the sixties and fifties when he did, he had
to hook up with some underage chicks and just hopefully
could come out in an exposement.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Probably you should be canceled.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Bob Dylan's song not Guns n' Roses.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
Did you know it's the guns?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah? So good? That's good.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Wow, you're like my friends say, I'm like a stoner
who doesn't smoke weed. Dude. It's kind of like, you know.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
You know what, I think I'm just getting more zen.
I think I'm getting more zen in my my older age. Alright,
bring us back to earth. Vincent what you got what's
his real name?

Speaker 11 (19:34):
Vincent Chase?

Speaker 12 (19:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was you know, he was the
alleged star of Entourage.

Speaker 11 (19:41):
He always made that argument he was the most.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Disposable character on Onourage. Yeah, well that was that was
the Ari Gold show. That was the Johnny Drama and
Turtle show.

Speaker 11 (19:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (19:51):
Well, he lives in Austin, Texas now, and he stated
that he would return to acting as long as he
just does it in Texas, Like, okay, he doesn't. He's
so in demand he can make that kind of he
doesn't hate California, but he just like doesn't want to
leave home, and he has like the giant ranch that
he works on. It looks pretty cool, and he kind

(20:12):
of just doesn't want to travel far for work.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
It sounds like Radiohead, they only want to work twenty
days a year. Yeah, support that.

Speaker 11 (20:19):
Yeah, I thought you guys would.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Greg. Also, I also kind of changed my tune a
bit on No. Maybe maybe because I've been contemplating it
more about the idea of retirement. Oh uh huh.

Speaker 6 (20:34):
That sounds like a wet dream.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
It sounds like that. Yeah, but I've changed my tune
on it.

Speaker 6 (20:40):
Because you used to think, oh, it's going to be
so boring.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah no, no, no, no, I've been looking more forward to it,
like my kids getting out of high school and then
you know, no more waking up in the middle of
the night, that kind of.

Speaker 16 (20:53):
Well, now you've got a hobby which you can do
and take care.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Sure, but I I don't think I'm into the idea
of I'm more into the radiohead thing, like you work
when and how you want.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
But the whole idea of not working, not doing anything
is not great. And I'll tell you why I had
this weird all of a sudden. I never thought about
it this way. At that point, when you retire, the
next thing is death. It's okay, that's it. Like they're like, like,
that's think about that.

Speaker 8 (21:27):
You're not wrong.

Speaker 11 (21:27):
Yeah, the next big event is death.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
That's the next thing. What's the next thing after retirement,
what's the next thing?

Speaker 6 (21:32):
Death?

Speaker 12 (21:33):
I mean, you do have kids, so they I mean
they get married and have.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
That's your next chapters.

Speaker 11 (21:41):
I mean I.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Don't I don't care about that. But think, think about
think about that.

Speaker 11 (21:46):
I didn't know we.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Talked about that. I'm not the idea of grandkids. God,
I'm trying to get I'm trying to get away from
looking after and caring for kids. Okay, But like so
the idea of not of just kind of doing your
own thing and not having the obligation. That's great. I
want less obligation in my life.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
I dream of it.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
But the whole thing is like, Okay, you're retired now,
the next big thing is death. I mean it is.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
You're not wrong about that because you're.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
Not going to go travel the world now.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
It's what you fill your time with.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I'll do some traveling because I want to fly right
and go do whatever. But I'm saying just but even still,
that is that is, that is Heaven's waiting room. That
stage your life, that is Heaven's waiting room.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
It would be better if we could just flip it around. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
So that whole idea of doing what you want when
you want that, that part sounds great. It's the other
part of it that's kind of messing me up right now.

Speaker 12 (22:35):
I don't know, I argue with I know you say
you're not into it now, but when you're your kids
are getting married and having kids, that'll be that'll fill.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
My wife's yeah exactly, Yeah, that'll be more of Jen's thing.

Speaker 8 (22:50):
Yeah, on her own to deal with it.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I'm saying I'll dislike the kids, the grandkids. I'm not
saying that. You know, and maybe you know what, maybe
maybe I'll feel differently at the time, but I'm just
thinking like, man, because right now, and maybe it's because
of where I'm at right now, like the idea of
getting these kids out of the house that is the
most appealing, and not being responsible for kids and not
looking at and certainly not going backwards to where now
there's kids in diapers and you got to watch out everything,

(23:14):
and that sounds awful. My wife and I see people
now like new babies, and we go, oh god, it
gives us like a like a visceral reaction, you know.
So that's why right now, as I say here, right now,
I can sit here and tell you like that sounds
completely unappealing.

Speaker 13 (23:27):
Yeah, you need to be an empty nester first.

Speaker 20 (23:29):
I can miss it and say like, oh, I want
the you know, grand kids around.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
That sounds great. I was just talking to some of
the other day. Their kids are off of college, they're
both out of the house, and she was like, oh, yeah,
he goes. My wife and I like, after work on Friday,
like we'll go out somewhere and uh, we'll have a
few drinks and there's a hotel neighbor we'll stay there
for the night.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
Nice, Like you can do that, ye hear about the
people that are like once the kids left, we realized
we didn't really have anything in call.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Well that's your fault.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
Yeah, see the way you went down this rabbit hole
with Bob Dylan. Now I'm going to go down a
mental rap at w hole thinking like, are we going
to look back at this day and say we should
have fifty one fifty? Wouldy?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Okay, we should have you maybe committed or get you help.
I think these are all reasonable things. Not you that
it's it's disconcerned.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I don't think they're bad things. It's more zen, right,
it's more zen. It's more as opposed to just sitting
there waiting for death. Now I'm going like, I don't
know if I want that.

Speaker 7 (24:22):
I think maybe Greg's thinking like this is like a
bad omen like what else.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Is behind us?

Speaker 6 (24:28):
It's worrisome.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
I don't know what is this phase of life? Is
this like your reevaluation phase?

Speaker 6 (24:32):
Like what is this like free retirement? I don't know, Anderie.

Speaker 11 (24:36):
Steve has been saying the whole time, preparing for death.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
No, this is not preparing for death. No, it's almost
the opposite.

Speaker 16 (24:42):
He'll still like, look Amazon will still be there for
his wife to buy stuff from, but he'll still have
his plane, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Exactly, welcome back. They are very mean spirited back anybody.
I really I forgot the birthdays we got so carried
one and Bob Dylan.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Radiohead, now we lost you.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah right, Greg's very concerned.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
I'm upset.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
March eighteenth today is Global Recycling Day.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yuck, because it's a joke. It's a joke, is I
used to think? So you guys changed my mind theater.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
There's so many videos you you know where they're the recycling,
you know, uh, separated things out in public places where
oh this is where your bottles and cans go, and
this is where your landfill trash goes. And then the
city comes around and collects it and it all goes
in the same truck.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
Yeah, and I guess sold to other countries.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
And maybe get separated somewhere else, but it was already separated,
like it's it's bs right, and they're just mad. They're
just making money, right.

Speaker 16 (25:35):
A lot of places have put like tracking devices now
that they're so easy in recycling. Yeah, it all gets
like incinerated in Poland exactly.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, today's awkward moments day, it's a forgive mom and
dad day. I must say it did something really truly
terrible awful to you. You know, I need to get
over it. I see too many people who have written
off their parents and they go f them and blah
blah blah, and they have like this this like non
existent relationship over something. When you hear aboudy go that's
it right, well, and that's the thing.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
That's what SeaBASS is always saying, just do the right thing,
go to therapy, get over it, and get on with you.

Speaker 16 (26:08):
I don't say that, I say, go to therapy and
then keep going.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
And it's always and then always talk about it your
personality exactly. And I'm saying that from a perspective of like,
you know, I had a really weird you know, high
school existence. People like, man, you still have a relationship
with your parents like got I do? Man, I don't
know if I'll be able to do that. I go, well,
here's the thing, and I you know, and I explained
to my position and then I hear what they're so
but heard about. I go, please, you know, I mean

(26:34):
not to yeah, you know, what absolutely to diminish other
people and what they're They're big thing is sometimes I'm like,
are you kidding? That's it? Yeah, it's silly, like they
bought my sister a car, but they didn't buy me
a car when I started driving, Like, oh really, this
is why you don't talk to him now you're thirty.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
Yeah, cut your life.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah it's crazy, I'll tell you. It's sloppy. Joe Day, Yes,
man like a good man. Witches are good. It's National
oatmeal cookie Day. Rated here you had mentioned Elon Musk
see masks, what's going on with him? The good things?
I hope. So he weighed in on this online debate
comparing the hotness of Timothy shallow May and Henry Cavell.

Speaker 16 (27:15):
I know how Menace will say, yeah, Henry Cavell Hello,
say that he's you know, classically good looking.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Okay, so okay, there you go. Meta. So Elon Musk wanging.
There was an online debate. I guess they were comparing
the hotness of Timothy Shallamagne and Henry Cavell cavil. Okay,
all right, so uh the post claim thinking Timothy shallow
May is more attractive than Henry Cavell is what happens
when you've been on birth control for ten years, and

(27:42):
Elon Musk responded with a bulls eye emoji.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
First of all, I think the girls will agree with
me that Timothy Shellmy is not attractive. Oh I think
he is, okay.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Of course, Yeah, he has a mouse.

Speaker 13 (27:53):
He's like a little skinny guy for sure.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
That's my time. It also scided to study showing women
who started birth control later adjusted their idea the old
male faces to look less masculine, noting women who aren't
on birth control have more estrogen, making them more likely
to be attracted to men with higher testosterone levels. That
makes sense, who often have more masculine features like a
strong jaw or broad shoulders, facial hair.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
I just thought we all wanted that anyway.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, so Elon says that chicks, uh, you know, on
birth control like more feminine guys like.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
The k Publican dudes.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, I believe it.

Speaker 11 (28:24):
He doesn't know science at.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
All, exactly.

Speaker 16 (28:28):
Control a long time ago, and our birth rates in
the in the in the crapper for these reasons exactly.
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (28:34):
I don't think that's true because like the Timothy Shallome type,
and I haven't been on birth control since college.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Uh, Gina believes that you need to end up with
a total alpha like Dodge Charger driving, you know, like
Vin Diesel.

Speaker 9 (28:49):
Kind of yeah no no no, no those are my words,
no no, no, but that he would, but that he could,
that he could.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh wait, I thought you meant, like, you know someone
the box with, Well, that would be like you step
out of line.

Speaker 8 (29:03):
She wants to get like thrown around.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
But when you say that, it's not like you want
someone like if you step out of line that.

Speaker 14 (29:08):
No, of course not. Let's let's be clear, very like
I want to be submissive. But if he was just like.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
This absolute like like alpha UFC guy and he like slammed,
kissed you. You love that?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah, if he said here, he said come here, kiss me,
she would run like yeah, she'd climb him like a tree. Yeah.
Because well they always say that women end up with
dudes who are more like their dad. And seeing the
pictures from your dad, like of your dad, dude, you
know he's like that total like you know, like can drink, yeah, mechanic,

(29:43):
he fix his cars, he's a man's man.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
Absolutely, And I totally ended up with a guy like
my dad, just like Funny likes to jog By himself.
They're very similar.

Speaker 14 (29:54):
Yeah, so I mean it's that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
How does Steamboat Willy compare to your dad personality wise?

Speaker 13 (30:00):
I don't think he's like my dad.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
No, No, I wonder what everybody else would say, Yeah,
because maybe I just don't want to think about having
sex with your day.

Speaker 11 (30:07):
Does I've met Sammy's dad? I don't think.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I don't think so, even like personality wise.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Similar like your brother.

Speaker 20 (30:19):
Kissing my brother, he would be more like my brother
than my dad.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Time before the birthdays and you know you don't do
all right. Celebrities first host of Dirty Jobs, narrator of
Deadliest Catch, one of the coolest voices out there, Mike Rowe.

(30:50):
See now that's a manly man, good man. That's like,
I think that's her ultimate dude totally.

Speaker 8 (30:55):
I love him and Sammy.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
He used to be in a barbershop quartet. Yes, here's
the parent.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Micro is sixty four. Lily Collins. That's Phil Collins's daughter.
She's the star of the Netflix show Emily in Paris.
She's thirty seven. Comedian Dan Cook is fifty four. Adam
Levine from Maroon five is forty seven. Queen Latifa is
fifty six guitarist and vocalist for Alison Chains. Jerry Cantrell
is sixty years old today. Vanessa Williams, singer, actress, former

(31:23):
Miss America. She lost her title because she showed her
boobs and ben yeah, let's see. She is sixty three.
And then Jeffrey Owens, who is Elvin on The Cosby Show.
We're just talking about him rusly because he's the guy
who went viral for working at Trader Joe's and then
it gave him some job offers from Tyler Parrott. He's
sixty five years old today. And then your porn of

(31:44):
Birthday today is Diana Lauren and today's birthday girl. She
has serviced more people than a gas station, and she
has been working in the by since nineteen ninety two,
and she works as many days a year as a
radiohead because since nineteen ninety two, she's only been in
three hundred and fifty Oh step up Your Game fine films,
including Mommy Blows Best Volume five. She was in all

(32:06):
Anal on the Western Front. Here you Go, Greg, she
was in Planet sixty nine from Outer Space. She's in
thirty plus Sluts, also Snooty Booty Volume one. Yeah, I
like that bikini wax to beaver Lovin. She was in
When Girls Go Oral Volume one, Yes, and she was
also in Who Forget Like this is like her Gone

(32:28):
with the Wind? Who Can Forget her un Forgot role
on Leszie lick Hers, Yeah, Leszie lick Hers, Leslie lick Hers, Yeah. Zie.
That's Dinah Lauren who is sixty one oh and Special
Meat Therapy was a good one. She's in She's sixty
one years old today. And that your porter birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that is a Wednesday. Look what's happening

(32:49):
in the world of entertainment here on The Woody Show.
Quick Break will come back More Woody Show next, Hang on, no,
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(33:10):
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(33:31):
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So we have h this animator. Are we down to one?
Just the one guy? Now? We used to have a
couple that we worked with a whole all right. Yeah,
well you know downsize and yeah, you know shrink flation.
It's the same price.

Speaker 11 (34:06):
Go with everything that every company's saying now.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
AI. Even though I.

Speaker 16 (34:10):
Wonder if you are about we're probably a year away
from being able to fully do this in house with AI.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I was gonna say, like we got to be pretty close.
So just the things that it can I mean, look
at these like cinematic looking things that you can just
type in prompts.

Speaker 16 (34:24):
Probably if I, if I spend some time, we could
probably do it. Now yeah what if we did?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Okay, so you know how they can do the prompts
and you pick like your actors or whatever. What if
we did AI casting of actors and actresses for each
person on the show, Like other word, it's like, you know,
they're going to cast a movie about this show. Who
would play Greg? Who would play me? So you find
we find these AI people that look like us, you know,

(34:48):
and then we put them into one of these like
cinematic things and we say, uh, here, act this out
and just and just see what it comes up with,
Like you just see what it spits out, because we
could say, like, uh, this voice belongs to this character.
This voice belongs to this character, and so when it
does it, you know, maybe we can get like like
a live action quote like a I A I Mated podcast.

(35:13):
Here's one. There are the current known actors.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
It's casting.

Speaker 16 (35:16):
What he would be Bill Hayter, Bill from Barry and L.
Greg Gory would be Oscar Isaac which I could see
that I see Bill for Greg. Yeah, he's the guy
from the Star Wars Menace.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Danny McBride is Oscar this guy, Yeah, I could see ye.
I can see.

Speaker 16 (35:42):
Dark curly hair, Sea Bass. They have Michael Pania, who's
if you don't know, he's been love him.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
He's like he's been in everything, and he's been with
Danny McBride. I don't know why he'd be Sea.

Speaker 16 (35:54):
Bass, his Hispanic guy who's been every movie, Gena Grad,
Aubrey Plase, Oh, I like that, Okay, And Sammy Kristin Shall.

Speaker 7 (36:03):
Although I love Christian Shall, I think Morgan would be
more Aubrey Plaza.

Speaker 16 (36:06):
Yes, agreed. And Christian Shaw would be nobody.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
She's one of the crazy voice from like Bobs Burger.

Speaker 16 (36:12):
And Last Mon on Earth, and she's kind of a
goofy weirdo, which I don't think we have this.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
This would know her.

Speaker 8 (36:19):
Yeah, she's in every cartoon.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yes, Sammy would not be Christian Shaw. She'd be like
some little blonde dits or whatever.

Speaker 16 (36:28):
Geez, not nice actress, I mean an actress actress.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I don't want that, because you're right. I mean, this
could be like something just a couple of years away
where we just feed because the audio is from a
segment on The Woody Show. We set it off to
this animator guy and he makes a little cartoon episode
out of it, and we have tons of these things,
dozens and dozens and dozens. They're all Yeah, they're all
posted on our YouTube page. YouTube dot YouTube dot com

(36:53):
slash the WOODI Show and this new one stars Greg Gory.
Yeah you want to set it up?

Speaker 16 (36:59):
Yeah, it's about how Greg has an insatiable lust for wieners.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
Plain and simple. Yeah, I mean that's it.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Why were we talking like one of the craziest things
you've done?

Speaker 6 (37:08):
Yeah, we're dating. We were talking like one night stands.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, And this is the craziest thing that
Greg did for basically a one night stand.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
Or went so got divorced and went straight headfirst into
a mega who face met this one guy online who
lived three hundred and fifty miles away, flew him.

Speaker 14 (37:30):
In your house? Or did you get a hotel to.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
My house like an idiot? Right, yeah, drive to the
airport pick him up. I nice to meet you, knowing
damn well, what we're about to do? He said? What
do you like to eat in the morning for breakfast?
He says, well, I like oatmeal. So we stopped at
the grocery store and we realize we need a couple
of other things as well, condoms, lube, and oatmeals. We

(38:00):
started watching TV hanging out and then yeah, so I
guess we're going to have sex now. The thing that
sucked the most. This was a Friday night and I realized,
oh my god, he's here until like Sunday evening. And
by late Friday night I was over it. And I
don't remember what we did during the day, like, oh,

(38:20):
you want to go sight.

Speaker 7 (38:21):
Saying did you talk to him again?

Speaker 6 (38:25):
Ever, his first name was Joel. That's all.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
You can find him on Facebook. See he's doing that.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
Joel Oatmeal.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
This type in the search show and don't oat me
right right, he'll pop right up.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
God, that was not my best weekend. Yeah, I mean
it was a good weekend.

Speaker 16 (38:45):
It's a tin thing with Like I just realized this
when you have someone to stay with you that you
have to basically plan three dates a day.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
At breakfast date, we need a lunch date. Imagine that,
Tyler J. Like, how do you feel he's trying to
He's trying to schedule one day? Like I knew what
we were going to do at night. Yeah, you know,
I was like, I don't know what to do with
you. You guys are gonna go to melting Pot right probably
if you say to him, come here, kiss here. Yeah,
give me a kid. If you want to see the

(39:16):
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It's on our YouTube page YouTube dot com slash the
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(39:36):
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you can just call and leave us whatever that might be.

(39:56):
We got some after hours voicemails, people leaving us a
couple of things. Here uh, here is one that we got.
Oh yeah, Sammy discovered electric toothbrush. Yeah wow, yeah really
was that like your cheer jeer like it was Yeah,
I tried one.

Speaker 14 (40:14):
It was incredible.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
And then we're like, wow, electric toothbrushes. Welcome, what's the
next big discovery? I know the wheel this has been
this has been around for after hours voicemail.

Speaker 21 (40:25):
Hey, I was just listening to the podcast Sammy, you're
freaking out about the electric toothbrush. Like a year ago,
I got my first electric toothbrush, and I could not
believe what a difference it makes. It was the first
time that I went to the dentist and the cleaning
technician told me that I did not leave her very
much work. So yeah, they make a huge difference.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Yeah yeah, But Greg, you just had a recent discuss again,
like something that everybody else knew of everybody else.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
I'm like, really, Greg, I knew about it, but I
never treated myself to it. It's lamer than electric toothbrush,
that's for damn sure. But I finally said, you know what,
at this age, I deserve it. I don't even want
to say it anymore. Foaming hand soap.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Like.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
I always get like liquid hand soap, but when it's
in the thing and it looks just like pure water
and then you put it on, it's just like shaving cream.
My mom has it, all my friends have it, and
I'm like.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
This is awesome. You know what, I deserve it, And.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
I finally treated myself. Foaming soap. Yes, that that is
my electric toothbrush.

Speaker 13 (41:48):
The only use I get it.

Speaker 16 (41:49):
I will say this, Greg, I went not. There's there's
no reason for it not to be foaming anymore, really
unless like like unless, like when I go to public places,
they don't have foaming.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I'm people years this because.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
I like, I usually just get liquid soap, the hand soap. Yeah,
I don't really care. It makes washing your hands fun.

Speaker 7 (42:09):
I don't even understand what the difference isn't.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Yeah, yeah, it's yeah. After our voicemail Wooding what, Yeah,
we've talked a lot about, you know, the i D thing,
the real idea. Yeah, Greg doesn't want it. He isn't
eventually going to have to get it like everybody else.
And we're talking. I forget exactly what we're talking about.
I think, uh, one of the things, and I'm not

(42:34):
sure what to listen to the voicemail first. This could
be because I forget where it was. But they made
the rule of the law, whatever you want to call it,
that you had to put now on your actual ID,
your state issued i D gender at birth right, And
my my whole point was like I don't really care
because like, dude, what's the point of an ID if
you can put just whatever you want on there?

Speaker 6 (42:55):
That was your yes.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Now, people made people made good points because they ask you, like,
what's your hair color, what's your eye color?

Speaker 6 (43:03):
What's your weight?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Like on our driver's license it says what your weight is.
You know, there's no scale there, you know the people,
but I mean it's got to be I don't know,
it's gotta be right, like so the one right. But
but you know, but like the point is like I
don't I don't really see like why we should just
be able to put like maybe there should be a
scale there. That would be fun giving me.

Speaker 16 (43:22):
A new challenge because I love taking like, you know,
funny stuff for my licenses. Now, I'm just gonna put
the highest weight I can get.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah, put like a six hundred pounds and see if
anybody says anything like, wow, you look great. You're so
we got this. We got this. After hours voicemail here.

Speaker 22 (43:36):
Hey, I've been listening to your program for the last
few minutes, and you're talking about people with the proper identification.
I used to work at Walmart and I worked in
this on the cigarette aisle and stuff, and I got
a customer, big tall woman gives me her ID because
I got approve her purchases cigarettes and alcohol and whatnot.

(43:57):
She hands me her id and it's a picture of
a and uh. I looked at it and I looked
at her. And I looked at it and I looked
at her and I said, I can't. I can't sell
you these items. This person is not what I'm looking at. Now,
you have to look like the picture, doesn't. I don't
have time to read see how heavy you are, or
what color your eyes are, or your hair color, and

(44:18):
none of that. You just I'm busy, I'm bringing out people,
and your face has to look like the face. His
face had tons of makeup on, he had he really
looks fabulous. He looked like a woman. I had to
decline him, and then managers came over and they too
had to decline him. That's in regard to this subject.
When you're being wrong out, your picture has to look

(44:41):
like that face. Said you have that day if you
want to buy drugs or alcohol or cigarettes. Got I
comment says okay.

Speaker 7 (44:50):
I said, it's too confusing to be like, well, this
is my gender birth, but this is nothing what I
look like.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I was curious as to why, like when you go
for your passport photo, why you can't smile Why you
have to And you want another reason.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
Why, because you're not going to be smiling when you
get pulled over.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Nope, No, it's because the facial recognition technology doesn't recognize
you when you smile, doesn't get a nice team like, yeah,
like it won't, it won't, like at least the stuff
they're using now.

Speaker 6 (45:19):
I'm sure it'll get better. That might be today's reason,
but that's always been the Yeah.

Speaker 14 (45:23):
But like at the airport, I smile when I walk past.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
That, and I have a big smile in my driver life.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
It's the reason you're not allowed to smile.

Speaker 16 (45:30):
I was told when I got my news passport that
I submitted a photo that had me smiling, and they
said they'll probably get rejected.

Speaker 7 (45:35):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah that's and that's the reason. So like when you
look it up, at least who knows, at least.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
Today's well, I've always had a smiling picture.

Speaker 12 (45:43):
You weren't in the room when we first talked about this.
But like I said, with you know, your eye color
and your weight and all that kind of stuff, all
that's gonna go away with facial recognition. Like they're not
going to have you put that on your id anymore.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, I agree. Yeah, not everyone.

Speaker 11 (45:59):
It's not even gonna be a argument.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, what are you after hours? Voicemail?

Speaker 10 (46:04):
Everybody shows on the podcast, and you guys were kind
of poking a little fun at this girl who posted
on her social media that she steps on a couch
for two years and she's her little self esteem and
she finally got herself a bed.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Yeah yeah, okay. So just just a little frame of
reference on this for those of you who might have
missed the conversation is when Greg Fitzimmons was in and
I wanted to get his take on it, was it
like basically an odd babe or an eye roll because
this girl had posted and people it was on this
like good news account and it was this girl and
it's a picture of her in his bed, like looking
like she's ready to be tucked in, and it said,

(46:39):
you know something along the lines of like after sleeping
on a couch for two years because I feel like
I didn't deserve a bed, I bought myself a bed
and now she's sleeping in his bed. It was the
most hardcore eye roll I've governed. So I'm like, this
is just one of those things you're putting out there
just for attention, so we will go you are worthy,
are good for you. It's like you bought a bed,

(47:01):
you know what I mean, and even sleep on a
couch for two years because you felt like you didn't
deserve a bed. Stop it. Stop it. Nobody who's posting
things like that feels that terribly about themselves. I don't
believe that. No, it's because they love themselves. That's the
reason that you post these things, because you have this
certain idea about yourself and you're looking to get it
validated from other people. Is it sad fishing? Is that
we're talking about. Yeah, sad fishing. Yeah. Anyways, that's what

(47:23):
she's talking abouts. Are like kind of.

Speaker 21 (47:24):
Dumping on her or whatever.

Speaker 10 (47:25):
I'm not here to talk about that. But you guys
seem to hate it when people post on social media,
quote for attention.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
But that's all.

Speaker 10 (47:32):
Social media is, ever. That's all any posts on any
social media about anything, ever, That's all it is is attention.
You could be posting about I got married today. We're
posting it because you want attention. You want to have
the likes and the hearts and the reaction or you
could post something to kind of sad, like I have
low sell esteem and I finally bought myself a bed.
That's for attention too, Like all social media is is

(47:55):
attention seeking. That's all it ever is. That's the point
of it, you know what I mean? Making fun of
somebody for posting something quote for attention seeking. It's just
like it's redundant to point it out because that's the point.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
She's missing the point. No, because while she's right, then yes, yeah,
anything you posed, yeah, it's getting otherwise getting attention. It's
the type of attention that you're seeing.

Speaker 12 (48:19):
There's there's what she's talking about. Yes, generally everybody would
like attention on their post.

Speaker 11 (48:25):
Don't disagree with.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Her, or just if you're sharing something that you did
this weekend or something that you whatever got married.

Speaker 11 (48:31):
There is being over the top about.

Speaker 16 (48:33):
It for attention's sake. Is the difference. It's not attention
for hey, I know people care about my life, or hey,
we have this clip from the Woody Show. We'd like
we think you guys would be interested in. It's I
I don't really feel this way about slape sleeping on
the couch. I'm posting something that I think will get
attention just because I want attention, not because it's not
because it's.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Uh, it's it's inherent to who I am. Right, it's
that it's the type of attention that you're seeking.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
But I think overall she's we're all saying the same thing.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
No, I don't think we are. Really we are absolutely not.

Speaker 7 (49:04):
Because if you wanted to keep it private, you keep
it private. Well, if you're putting it online, it's now
public attention.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
To give you an example, all right, got married this weekend? Okay, cool? Yeah, right?
Post of you sitting in a hospital waiting room with
the brace it on going today, that's that's different the
way you want people to know. No, because one one
is yeah you want different, yes, yes, but you want.

Speaker 23 (49:31):
People to go, oh my god, that's that's the next step.

Speaker 7 (49:36):
But that's not what she's saying. She's saying, you post
online because you want people to know, and that is
all posted.

Speaker 16 (49:43):
But this is a different the quality of posting.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Correct, thank you.

Speaker 11 (49:49):
That's all right.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
We can look, we can agree to it.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
I disagree or not get I guess I don't she
literally just because I would love to go Yeah, well,
she's wrong because this dumb bitch with her bed because
I agree with that that this dumb bitch with her
bed needs to nobody needs to know that. But she
was saying all social media is for attention, meaning you
will in the public.

Speaker 8 (50:09):
She didn't want it to be that part.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
We agree.

Speaker 16 (50:11):
She's refusing to see the gradations that we're describing.

Speaker 7 (50:13):
No, but you were refusing to believe that what I
just said was correct.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
He's agreeing with what you said I wasn't getting. Yes, Yes,
we've all agreed, like everybody in this room, right, we
all have the baseline of getting is for attention, attention,
and then.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
There are branches as to why you are seeking that attention.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
But it's more than that, right exactly, it's the type
of attention that you're going for, which is what we
are ridiculed.

Speaker 7 (50:37):
In fact, Oh, this girl got roasted, as she should.
And this was so funny because I was literally, uh,
visiting my dad's grave, hanging out playing cowboy music because
that's what he liked. And I was just really relaxing
and peaceful. It was his anniversary. Yes, And and I'm
driving home, I mean I no, No, I pulled over
to the side of the road to look at Instagram, right, Greg,

(50:58):
I hope So this.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Girl I pulled over safely.

Speaker 7 (51:02):
Girl, this woman posted a selfie with her dying father
in the background, half clothed in his hospital gown, with
his mouth sort of slack jawn and his eyes closed,
being like, how do you say good but she's smiling,
by the way, how do you say goodbye to a
loved one? And everyone's like, I don't know, maybe by
taking this picture down?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Yeah, I know the psycho when it was like the
final days of James Vanderbeek and there were some pictures
and I forget who's the one who posted it, but
he was, but they posted it, I don't know, but
they posted it with James Vanderbeek's wife's permission, Like and uh,
you know what it was a.

Speaker 8 (51:40):
It wasn't cerit. It wasn't that undignified.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
It was a real touching the photo and like a
heartbreaking photo at the same time. It even made me
uncomfortable thinking like, man, like if I'm him, Like, you know,
if I'm him, would I want that out there? And
I think in that moment, even if he wore a
public person, I think, in like those final moments, that's
not where I want social media to end.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
You know, yeah, memory totally wrong? Was it Alfonso Roberto? Yes, yeah, Okay,
that's who it was. I remember that's who.

Speaker 7 (52:10):
That's the thing. It's like your especially when it's your dad,
like you don't want to post him being so undignified
and that in his deathbed. What's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (52:18):
I want time after the show. Uh, if you want
some attention, you can leave it for us on the
after hours voicemail. Whatever you got at eight seven seven
forty four, Woody, that's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Well,
we got your after hours takeover passes for you. Five

(52:39):
packs them things all throughout the morning. Be there as
we take over Disney California Adventure Monday, April twentieth Noice,
you got a bonus chances side have been winning. You
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So you're already there getting your groceries though, why wouldn't you?

Speaker 6 (52:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
And then on Friday, Von's Corona there are Magnolia Boulevard
in Corona. Stop by that bond between three and five
Menace will be out there for that. Hi, Eddie, got
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QR code with him that you just scan and that

(53:18):
code is only good for that location between those hours,
So you're only in a pool of people for and
I think we're bringing out like twenty five four packs
of the takeover, So you got you got a good
chance pop out because this is gonna be kind of
hot that day. So yeah, the heat, the heat will
be on, the heat will be on.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
It will be on. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Anyway, So that's this Friday at the Vonds in Corona.
Get the address and more details by going to our
website click on the events tab there at the woodieshow
dot com.

Speaker 8 (53:49):
Are you scared for your safety?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
That's a complicated question, So being here today.

Speaker 24 (53:53):
If I say the wrong word, I can be charged
with That's.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
A complicated question. So being here today and now back
to the wood Show. All right? Uh, world record news
op the bunch actually woman in Nigeria. Yeah, people love

(54:19):
world record stories.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
December in my life have not gotten excited. I know
it's Okay, dumb, but I love it. I don't get it,
but I give the people what they want, right, you know.

Speaker 11 (54:31):
And I love getting the book.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
That was cool. Yeah, yeah, I remember the Scholastic Book
Fair and that was always like one of the go
to and everybody wanted to get the new Guinness Book.
Yeah yeah, you just like look through it and flip
through it and whatever the world's fattest man.

Speaker 7 (54:45):
Those have all been blown out. That record's been blown
out totally.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
That's everyday life, right.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
The other story that people love are the ones where
if there's a car pool lane where you're required to
have more than just the driver in the car, And
anytime there's somebody gets busted with a fake mannequin some
kind of yeah, like blow up dollars, it's always on
the next because you always want to see how good
the mannequin is. World record woman in Nigeria. She made history.
She spent seventy days seven zero seventy days counting out

(55:14):
loud back in October. She can find herself in her
house and started counting out loud all the way up
to one million, seventy thousand. Who should verify that she
did this for? She well, it's all on videos. So
she did it for fourteen hours a day for those
seventy straight days, didn't stop until she beat the old record.

(55:34):
She streamed the entire thing on YouTube to prove that
she actually did it, and Guinness came in and made
it official, making her the new record holder. Isn't that
exciting one?

Speaker 15 (55:44):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (55:44):
I was Guinness, I'd be like, okay, yeah, congratulations.

Speaker 14 (55:48):
Pretty neat, very talented.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Yeah, pretty neat.

Speaker 7 (55:52):
That's one of those that anyone could do it if
they felt like it.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Yeah, that's the same.

Speaker 13 (55:57):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (55:58):
Some of them are like, you know, like.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Some of them, guy, but there's a lot of them.
They're just dumb. A lot of people don't have an
extra fourteen hours a day.

Speaker 7 (56:05):
Just a waste of life.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
She said. The whole thing was tough, but her passion
for counting is what kept her going. I'm not making that.
That's what she said, for her passion for counting. Yeah,
thirty two year old guy in Malaysia, he just set
a new Guinness World record for the number of teeth
that he has. Uh, the average human has how many teeth?

(56:27):
It's that is right.

Speaker 7 (56:30):
I was going to say thirty two but I don't
know why.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
I know that thirty two as an adult, this guy's
got forty two. His mouth looks like look at that.
It actually looks pretty normal. It looks like one of
those because look look behind, like over here, it's like
two rows.

Speaker 12 (56:48):
It looks like one of the fish that have the
extra they look like they have human teeth.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Those creep me out.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
Those are creepy.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
It's like, yeah, it looks like a bass, but more
than a set of human trappers. That's so weird.

Speaker 6 (56:59):
With Deenter, he said he.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Didn't notice anything until a family member counted his teeth
five years ago, that what did that happen?

Speaker 7 (57:08):
Have extra teeth?

Speaker 6 (57:08):
Yeah, he want to count my teeth.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
At that time he had thirty eight, with X rays
showing that he had still more. I guess coming in.
He says, the extra teeth because of the problems, but
it does take him longer to brush and flaws. As
for his smile, it looks totally normal because the extra
teeth are all behind the normal ones, like what you
saw in the in the in the photo there.

Speaker 7 (57:26):
But it probably sounds weird like he probably talks like
that those are in the way of your tongue.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
He would think you would think another world record. Germany
has a new expert in how to pick up guys
strong woman. Her name is Sina Rupenthal and she has
a new Guinness World record. She set the mark for
the fastest time to lift and throw ten people by
a woman.

Speaker 14 (57:49):
Nice, I thought at the club.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
No, she did it in just thirty seven point four
to four seconds during a live German television show Cool
and Qualify. Each person had to be pressed fully overhead
with straight arms before being tossed forward.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Okay, that's impressive. Now.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
She already held the record for the fastest strong woman
three obstacle Medley and she said the goal was to
show that women can accomplish incredible things through strength. And
the record was formally recognized by Guinness and began drawing
attention again this week after it went viral on social media.
So she picked up ten people and through them.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
You go, girl, Organ, you could train to beat that record.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Yeah, wouldn't that be cool? Then here one more, one
more record in the news. A flaming hot cheeto shaped
like that Pokemon character.

Speaker 7 (58:39):
Chars are Yeah crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
It's a three inch snack auctioned and sold Ford Now
somebody spent actual money on this, Craig, you know what
I have hanging around that I could just spend on
this Cheeto that looks like a Pokemon.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
Character because I have money to burn.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
I've got eighty seven hole in my pocket. That set
the record for the highest price paid for a video game.
Likeness corn snack. We're really, we're really splitting hair very specific.
It was originally bought on eBay for three hundred and
fifty bucks and now yeah, now just went for eighty

(59:19):
seven thousand, eight hundred and forty dollars.

Speaker 7 (59:24):
The dollars, Okay, you know what that's it that looks
like a dragon?

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Let me tell you what this looks like.

Speaker 14 (59:29):
It does look like.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
This guy looks like what's the uh, what's the dragon
thingy at the end of the bridge in Super Mario Brothers?
Like a bowser?

Speaker 7 (59:39):
Yeah, it has bowser like qualities.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
Yeah, couldn't you just be in cahoots with somebody at
the Cheetos factory and have them may.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Make it more? I mean I guess you could.

Speaker 6 (59:48):
But how dumb?

Speaker 2 (59:51):
That's pretty that's pretty touid.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
Eighty seven dollars would have been too much.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
It's just amazing. That people have that kind of money
to throw to spend on something like that.

Speaker 11 (01:00:00):
It's usually the big cooin people. They spend this kind
of money on dumb stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
It's one thing to have the money, right, it's another way. Yeah, Like,
just because you can doesn't mean that you should just
because you have eighty seven thousand. You see a cheeto
like that looks like a Pokemon character, and you're like, yep,
that's a goodbye.

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
Yeah, if Elon Musk bought it, it would have been a
waste of money. Well, you know, and he's worth three
hundred billions.

Speaker 12 (01:00:23):
I mean the person that bought for three hundred bucks,
that was a good bye for that profit.

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
Yeah, yeah, dumber than he is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
But when the bidding gets to eat in this case,
eighty seven thousand dollars, right, you gotta go how much
higher could this thing possibly?

Speaker 25 (01:00:40):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
Wrong?

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
Okay, But here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
We're all haters that don't really that aren't really affiliated
with well, I'm just saying like we're like, this is stupid.
I wonder what someone who cares about this stuff and
thinks it's interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Like bort Okay, let's say you had ninety thousand dollars
that you did for food and shell or any thousand dollars.
Huh would you spend it on a Pokemon cheeto? No,
that's stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
Yeah, okay, I just want to make sure even boards,
like yeah, that's what I wanted to just check.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
That's a lot of debt you could pay off ninety thousand.
Let's say let's assume you have no debt.

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
You had a list of money.

Speaker 7 (01:01:17):
Yeah, you have money to burn.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
No, still wouldn't. But like, how many cars would that? Like?

Speaker 17 (01:01:22):
Four?

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Four cars? What's uh? What's the last thing that you purchased,
like of any kind of like Pokemon or like action collectible.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
I think about some Pokemon figures recently at a resale
store for like maybe four or five bucks each.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Yeah, well didn't you get the game? There's a new game, right? Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
Yeah, but I actually know I haven't bought that one yet.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
I've been trying to be really good with my money lately,
So if I buy anything, it has to be from
a thrift store or resale store.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
That's it.

Speaker 11 (01:01:51):
Because here's you want to be good with your money.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Ye're trying to buy Pokemon. You want to buy a secondhand.

Speaker 12 (01:01:59):
I need my sorry, he needs to get that game
because there's extra characters in there, and you're trying to
be a Pokemon master.

Speaker 11 (01:02:06):
Where are you at right now?

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
I'm at I need Oney sixteen out of Oney twenty five,
I need nine more.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
Menace is right. The word is need you need it
to get that game.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
I need my fixep eight seven seven forty Look if
it helps him blow off steam.

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
Works for me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
We're in support of it.

Speaker 15 (01:02:25):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
That's what Tyler's here for. Though, no show and moving
right along here forty today on The Woody Show, it's
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
I'm whatdy, that's great, Goring, we got menaced. See Bass

(01:02:47):
is here, We've got Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Yeah, set us attacks
check in.

Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
Yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Over to two two nine eight seven Jdi Brad, what
are the trending news?

Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
Headlinth Well, another top Iranian official has been taken out
and it's the third in two days. Yeah, dude, we missed.
I know Iranian Intelligence Minister Ismail Katib and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
He was Katib.

Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
Yeah, he was killed the precision strike. By the way,
he was a big player in plots targeting American officials,
and he had survived that other strike against Iran's Defense
Council compound were more than forty Iranian leaders were taken
out in about forty seconds, but they got him this time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
That's what I'm saying about that dude's son whoever the guy? Yeah, yeah,
and then the dude's son steps up. I guess he
was like kind of the shadow leader, Like, dude, you
know you are next dog.

Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
Yeah, I'm good, appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Yeah, I appreciate you guys in the vote of confidence.

Speaker 11 (01:03:44):
But uh, yeah, I don't think he cares.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Man. They killed his mom and his dad and his
baby mama, I'm.

Speaker 14 (01:03:50):
Sure, oh and his baby mama.

Speaker 11 (01:03:51):
Yeah, so he's gonna like try something.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Probably done anyway. Well, you better work quick with whatever
you're doing because.

Speaker 6 (01:03:59):
You're not long for it. Yeah, and the words of
Britney Spears, you better.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Work well with the war.

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
With the rand shaking of global oil supplies, it's hitting
us really hard at the gas pump prices jumping to
their highest level in over two years. So, just to
give you an example, gas went from under three bucks
to almost three eighty a gallon and diesel. Don't even
get me started.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
That's on average national average. It just jumped up another nickel.

Speaker 7 (01:04:25):
Yeah, oh, since we've been talking.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Yeah, in the last eight second, yeah, right, in the
last like twenty four hours or so.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
Well, some places that produce oil are benefiting from this,
but most of us, everyday drivers are just feeling squeezed
paying more. But experts say it's not just going to
be gas, it's going to be well, it could very
well be a push in inflation in general, and that's
going to force us to cut back on all kinds
of other things.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
I saw some interview. They were talking to some Saudi
Arabian dude, and they're saying, how much does it cost
you guys to produce a barrel of oil?

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
Any guess well, they're three bucks in the hundred range
right now.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
Yeah, ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Forty man has nailed at three bucks for the whole barrel.

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Wonder how many gallons of gas you can make out
of one barrel.

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
I've wondered that, and I don't care.

Speaker 11 (01:05:15):
Yeah, yeah, there is.

Speaker 12 (01:05:17):
I will go also, like we're told, oh, this is
just a small percentage of all the gas and it's
just excuses, excuses on for reasons to raise the gas.

Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
Yeah, what up Venezuela? What up Texas?

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
Nineteen to twenty ballons of gas from a barrel?

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:05:38):
Well, speaking of Venezuela, the twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Thie dollars for nineteen dude? What fifteen gallons? Maybe? Yeah,
give or take, like in a car. Yeah, I would
fill up every second. Yeah, three dollars per fillo.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
I would drink it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
The twenty twenty six World Baseball Classic is wrapped up
in Venezuela nabbed its first ever WBC title, red star
Eugenio Suarez in the game running run in the top
of the ninth and in the bottom of the ninth
cup star Daniel Palencia.

Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
He shut down the.

Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
US to give about Venezuela the three to two win,
and they celebrated social media vuvuzela. They were quick to
jump all over US captain Aaron Judge and blast him
for his bad performance. A few days ago, he said
that the WBC was bigger and better than the World

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Series and then followed that up by going h to
four at the plate with three strikeouts. And now with
the tournament done, that means that the MLB season is
just around the corner. That kicks off at the end
of the month, So get ready.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Congratulations to who menaces too much?

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
An actual.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Ben that was just like right, I know how to
say venezuela.

Speaker 7 (01:07:02):
Well, people in Ohio and Pennsylvania heard this crazy loud
boom and saw a fireball in the sky yesterday, and
according to the National Weather Service, the boom and fireball
was a meteor that entered the Earth's atmosphere.

Speaker 25 (01:07:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:07:15):
Ifici'll say no harm was done.

Speaker 7 (01:07:17):
The media actually split into a bunch of little pieces
and didn't cause any damage or injuries. It was big though.

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
Think of the weight of this six feet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Six feet across, Like, no big deal there, but.

Speaker 8 (01:07:27):
Whatever, six feet it weighed eight tons.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Whoa six feet that's a big one. Yeah, I mean
tons right.

Speaker 7 (01:07:36):
So yeah almost basically yeah, double that add a little.
The blast was from the media breaking apart with the
energy of two hundred and fifty tons of tntow. And
we have a dude from the senior research associate at
Case Western University. He's explaining more.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Yeah, so the beginning here, you're going to hear the
sound that it made because it was great, but it's dude.
Imagine like all of a sudden, you just start.

Speaker 25 (01:07:57):
Out what you're really seeing is not an explosion. That's
you know, up in the clouds. It's miles higher than that.
We're talking ten miles higher, more so, way above where
planes fly right at the top of the atmosphere, so
it's visible from a very long distance. The sonic boom

(01:08:17):
will just keep going until it loses energy. So this
is something that hit the atmosphere going, you know, fifty
times the speed of sound broke up, caused that fireball
and that boom when it broke up.

Speaker 11 (01:08:32):
Yeah, that's the coolest crazy when it happens.

Speaker 12 (01:08:35):
Because I was driving at night once and I saw
one of these and it suddenly just becomes daylight.

Speaker 11 (01:08:40):
Wish for a second.

Speaker 7 (01:08:41):
Yeah, Craig, question for you, how quickly would your soul
have left your body had you been on a plane.
Oh and just like felt a little little shimmy and
never heard the noise.

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
Well, you saw me in a lightning storm. I thought
we were going down.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Yeah, the lightning storm was miles away, so cool, it
was cool right next to it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
Ruled like we are flying.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Through the lightning.

Speaker 12 (01:09:06):
Well, here's the situation I noticed the lightning like ten
minutes earlier. Didn't say anything, but of course, what is like, hey, grow.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Look up the window because you look out of the
plane and like it looks like a fireworks show looking
out the window of the plane. The lightning was on,
it was horizon right, it wasn't right outside the window.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
It looked like, hey, guys, we're in a plane looking
at armageddon. And that flight was bumpy.

Speaker 14 (01:09:32):
That was fun, flying coffin.

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
Well, speaking of planes, a video on TikTok is going
viral of this chick being kicked off a Frontier flight
for not listening to the flight crew. The woman allegedly
brought on an open container of alcohol in the plane,
and she was told that wasn't allowed. She refused to
give it up instead chugged it as fast as she could.
Smart move.

Speaker 14 (01:09:51):
Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 7 (01:09:51):
One of the flight attendants had enough of her crab
had or escorted off the plane. But here's the thing,
you guys, the woman wasn't listening because she's deaf, and
that even said that on her ticket apparently.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
You know what's interesting is that the story I've seen
the headline pop up and it's like a woman kicked
off a flight for not obeying flight.

Speaker 7 (01:10:12):
Crew, right, which we're used to.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
But then he says, but you know, even though she's deaf,
but they miss all the other stuff about, like the
stuff that she bought on the plane that she wasn't
supposed to bring on the plane. Like, okay, fine, that's fine,
but you did break the rule.

Speaker 7 (01:10:27):
Yeah, there is a reason for that though. We'll get
into it. But we do have audio of of this
whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Yeah, okay, it's on her ticket.

Speaker 7 (01:10:34):
She's literally deaf, nothing wrong whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Yeah she did. Yeah, you can't. You didn't do.

Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
She has it on her ticket.

Speaker 15 (01:10:49):
Now I'm gonna go up do something bad, and it's
my favorite thing, do anything wrong.

Speaker 22 (01:10:55):
I'm willing to go.

Speaker 15 (01:10:57):
I'm not really because I'm crying because I'm just embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Okay, she's really well spoken for a deaf person.

Speaker 7 (01:11:06):
She not lost her hearing at earth.

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
She sounds like a hearing person.

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
And she can be deaf and have a drinking problem.
You can be both.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
I can also be.

Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
Deaf and break the rules right and then, But I
also think the flight crew could have, you know, somehow communicated. Hey,
you got to get rid of that drink.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Okay, she did. Don't you think they did? But I'm saying,
don't you think they did? Communicate that? And I don't
think it's just like all of a sudden There's there's
always more to it. Yeah, there was, There's got to be.

Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
And I did like her reasoning. She's like, I chugged
it because I was embarrassed. I didn't want to do
the walk of shame. I just wanted this to be
over with, but it made everything worse.

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
Well, if everything is at face value, she really did
have to drink, and then she really did chug it, well,
then problem solved.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 12 (01:11:46):
What I'm saying is my statement crazy to think that
it's like the most well spoken deaf.

Speaker 11 (01:11:51):
Person I ever heard.

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
You're assuming that she was deaf from birth, which would
change the way you speak, but maybe she had like
a hearing lost issue.

Speaker 6 (01:11:58):
I have that same thought of deaf people speak and
she sounds like a hearing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Person, So who knows? Who knows? How good death?

Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
Well, finally, so you're.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Talking about like them not you know, they like really hardcore.

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
Because they've never heard another affected speech.

Speaker 20 (01:12:14):
Exactly right, Yeah, yeah, there are some deaf people who
speak pretty well I've heard it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:18):
Well, finally some not so appetizing news.

Speaker 7 (01:12:24):
We need you all you call.

Speaker 6 (01:12:27):
That hit.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Morgan is right.

Speaker 14 (01:12:28):
I'm trying to hold it together during the story.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
And that's what.

Speaker 17 (01:12:32):
We have.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
Some Costco ho news they're pulling some of its ready
made meat loaf and mashed potatoes because they might have
been contaminated with Salmoniller's No. Yeah. Costco told customers that
one of its suppliers, Griffith Foods, recalled an ingredient used
in the meat loaf and mashed potatoes, the colt. The
company says those items were sold in stores between March

(01:12:54):
second and March thirteenth of this year, and they were
sold all over the country and Puerto Rico. Thankfully, no
one's gotten sick yet. But Costco says, don't eat them,
bring them back. Of course, they'll give you a refund.
They'll give you a refund for anything, so definitely bring
it back for this.

Speaker 6 (01:13:08):
No, bring my idea. You can have it for free
if you want to take the risk. Hey, we're giving
these away. You might get salmonella, but you might not.

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
Would you eat it? Y?

Speaker 6 (01:13:17):
Yeah, of course, what would the chances be?

Speaker 17 (01:13:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
You know, pretty love so far, nobody's gotten sick. Yeah, sure,
it's fine. Give it away, don't recall it, give it
away exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Yeah, with the warning. It's like the clearance bin.

Speaker 8 (01:13:31):
Yeah yeah, and that's on you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
That's as is right, and they will tell you assume
all the liability, gotcha, Like there.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
Might be broken glass, there might be semonilla, but it's free.

Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
It's also that's what's going on with.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
I thank you very much, eating Greg more? Would you
show next?

Speaker 15 (01:13:47):
More?

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Woody Show is next?

Speaker 25 (01:13:49):
Next, next.

Speaker 22 (01:13:52):
Show?

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
You know we haven't done for a while. We haven't
done that interview roulette. We get pitched on guests all
the time, I mean.

Speaker 17 (01:14:03):
All the time.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Let's see, this is just from all right. These are
just from the last twenty four hours, and you guys
can tell me which one of these that you would
be interested in. Let's see advice for Tyler. Note that's
not the one. Let's say feedback, all right, Morgan and Tyler,

(01:14:27):
All right, here we go. Here's one. This is dear
Woody Show Four Dummies is spotlighting a costly workplace blind spot.
Many companies still cling to outdated annual performance reviews, short
changing themselves on morale, productivity, and employee retention. So this
is four dummies warns that outdated annual reviews are costing
companies performance and retention. And you can talk to Ken Lloyd,

(01:14:51):
PhD and management consultant. Oh my, he'll explain why once
a year evaluations often fuel dissatisfaction and how organization can
quickly improve results through continuous feedback and more frequent collaborative reviews.

Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
What do you think? Yeah, that sounds like a meeting.
Who doesn't want to have a meeting?

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
But this one? I got this email from a woman
named Helen uh Interview opportunity. Unique total weight management model
targets root causes of obesity for sustainable transformation. In his
new book Mind Reset, The Science of Total Weight Management,
doctor Bill Son presents a first of its kind unified

(01:15:33):
system called total Weight Management that has been proven to
manage weight in an effective, easy, healthy, sustainable way. It
treats weight not as a static outcome to be controlled.
But as in, okay, I can't make it to the email.

Speaker 14 (01:15:51):
Sustainable science is so damn confusing.

Speaker 6 (01:15:55):
All right, I hear the word sustainable.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
How about this one, Dear Woody show, We've built an
entire industry around emotional intelligence, regulation, and wellness. But have
we clearly defined our emotions in choosing emotions, thinking with
your head and acting with your heart? D EARL Johnson
presents what maybe the first fully crossed disciplinary reference that

(01:16:19):
defines two and twenty two emotional states across three thousand
years of philosophy, science, psychology. Nothing like it. You do
get that one every day, dude, every day? All right?
How about this one? Harness your Promise? Power? New book
with Forward by Jack Canfield, Oh excores this make or

(01:16:41):
break force for positive change. Do you know who that is?
No sarcastic?

Speaker 7 (01:16:47):
He's an author, right see.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Jack Canfield, co creator of the chicken soup from the
Soul series that name you really did?

Speaker 7 (01:16:56):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Okay, all right chicken Greg. Here we goes to pitch.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
A wine Lover's guide to parenting the fine art of
wine and wine. W h I ny management? Okay, the
more wine you drink easier it'll be to do with
wine industry. Veteran Danielle frank Blend's Real Somali a insight
with the beautifully chaotic reality of raising kids.

Speaker 11 (01:17:22):
Wow, he's a veteran.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
How many godfather? Now? Allright?

Speaker 6 (01:17:29):
So no no, no, I don't see how you tie
that into parenting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
I give her that one promising promise power. Yeah yeah,
so I mean I don't know, guys, what do you think?
I don't know. That was just over the last That
was just over the last twenty.

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
Four Well the chicken soup for the soul thing did
make me cry when I read it. Yeah, that would
be emotional like eighteen.

Speaker 7 (01:17:51):
Oh wow, it was very powerful, very.

Speaker 11 (01:17:54):
I know, little Mama Chicken, the little soup.

Speaker 14 (01:17:56):
Wait what little moment died?

Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
That song? Oh here we go. Uh, this is an
invite though. This is from Peggy. Our girl Scout Troop
is putting on a cookie chaser five K So girl
Scout cookies. Now see this is a good email, all
right on May ninth in Robling, New Jersey. Would you

(01:18:19):
guys like to participate or sponsor or promote? Well, there
you go, he just did. Sounds awesome. What it's a
cookie chaser five k? So, like I guess instead of
getting like drinks along the way, they're handing out like
cookies like they.

Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
Do it the dog track where it's like a little
rabbit on the tracks.

Speaker 11 (01:18:37):
A love that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Yeah, see now that's cool or you chase.

Speaker 14 (01:18:41):
The little girls.

Speaker 7 (01:18:42):
Oh no, I hope not.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
I do like that. That seems pretty good. Here's one
bitcoin gold, different signals, same upward direction. What to the moon?
That's right. We can talk to this guy, the CEO
of one of the world's largest independent financial advisory organizations.

(01:19:06):
And yeah, man, it sounds really not interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
That sounds like somebody I'd talked to off the air,
And yeah, just try to learn somebody.

Speaker 7 (01:19:16):
Somebody texts in I'd rather sit through a timeshare lecture.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I know, right, But these are the things that these
are the ones we get pitched on all the time.
Any anybody, anybody who's wrote a book who ends up
doing those I don't know. You know what I signed
up for us anybody, uh, completely unrelated? You know what
I did sign up for.

Speaker 6 (01:19:33):
Though.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Somebody were just telling me this is helpful. You've learned
things or you hear about things. We were talking about
TSA pre check touchless. Yeah, because of all the TSA
problems that are that are going on with the airports,
and over half of the TSA there was I forget
what the air I think it was Houston. Over fifty
percent of the TSA workforce is out called out, Yeah, yeah, half, you.

Speaker 11 (01:19:55):
See the lines all the way to outside.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Now. Our friend DJ Tim Martinez, he was just an
Austin and that's one of those airports they you know,
show people lined up outside. He said he had this
TSA pre check touchless thing and he got in line
with only two people ahead of him.

Speaker 7 (01:20:13):
Yeah, that's the people are sailing through a touchless.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
So I went on because I have a flight coming
up on Delta. You guess you got to do it
through each individual airline that you have a reservation, and
so you have to have so, you know, I had
to go into my Delta sky Miles account and I
had to opt in because I already have pre checks.
So you put your pre check number in your sky
Miles you know, profile, and then it asked you if

(01:20:37):
you want to opt in to the touchless and you do,
and yes, you do, because that makes it that that's
even that's kind of clear. When you have Clear, you
sign in, they do the facial recognition things. It's all
tied to your passport and things like that. And then
even at the TSA pre check line, which sometimes that
regular TSA pre check line is super long. When you

(01:20:58):
go through Clear, you get verified through them, and then
they walk you to the front of the pre check line.
You've cut the pre check line, which is what I'm assuming.
This touchless thing is same thing you would just you know,
do like a face scan. Yeah, and you go because
you go right to the front of the of the
pre check line.

Speaker 11 (01:21:14):
It's basically global entry. So global entry, you just walk
right through it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Is the same kind of idea.

Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
So dumb question. Then you that process is faster, But
do you still put your carry on through the thing?

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Ray?

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah I still do. But you
get right to the right to the right to the process. Okay,
got it, Yeah exactly. I'm just thinking because so many
people are traveling now, you know, spring break, and God
knows this thing won't be done by the summer.

Speaker 14 (01:21:41):
Please.

Speaker 6 (01:21:41):
Yeah. They say that in any given day TSA people
calling out sick, it's usually about two percent.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Here's fifty. I have a birdiction, okay, not to mow
your lawn, menace. I know, bredictions are your things. Yeah,
My my verdiction is that this whole, like ts say
homeland security thing, this goes until after the midterms really
because because both sides are going to dig in, they're

(01:22:09):
gonna use it as an issue for the mid terms.
They're gonna get past the midterms. My prediction there just
because it's it's historic. This, this happens, it's history. Look
at it. It happens every time whichever party is currently
in the White House loses the next midterms. Things always
and then and then it just it just keeps going
back and forth. So I think the Republicans lose the midterms,

(01:22:32):
the Democrats take control of the House and all the
all the and then they do whatever they need to
do and vote the way they need to vote, and
then that reopens Homeland security with you know whatever. Yeah,
that that's how it's gonna happen, because in the meantime
they're just gonna be dug in. So get TSA, pre check,
opt in for this TSA, you know, touch those things
if you're planning to travel either spring break or through uh,

(01:22:56):
you know the summer question, don't I don't think. I
don't think it's gonna change November November.

Speaker 7 (01:23:01):
Yeah, maybe I'm being too much of an idealist, But
wouldn't you want to be the hero that fixed it before?

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Who's going to be the hero?

Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
That's because it's a matter of Yeah, they're not budging
on the main thing is what the funding of ice
right November? Yeah, well that falls under that blanket of
d correct, That's what I'm saying. So everybody's going to
dig in on that thing.

Speaker 11 (01:23:23):
November is a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
It's a long time. It's it's a long time. But
they'll I think it'll be the by the way, what
they call this the political football plays. Cancel flights November.
That's that's my prediction, you know, big deal, cancel them all.
That's what Greg says. Well, we all have place to
the beach, Greg, unless it's for work. What do you work?
I mean, where do you need to go? You need

(01:23:45):
to go on vaiation where people need to get away
from their kids.

Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
They just stay home.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
No way, man, sacrifice.

Speaker 6 (01:23:51):
We have to make beaun all the flights just for
like ten months.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
It's what's uh, what's going down in so stores with jeffg.

Speaker 26 (01:24:04):
Hey, good morning Jeff g what's going on? Good morning
wood you show. Let's start with the World Baseball Classic.
This tournament has lived up to the high, competitive, exciting
games and it all came down to last night USA
versus Venezuela.

Speaker 11 (01:24:15):
Here is the final out cut up.

Speaker 26 (01:24:23):
Venezuela, your first time WBC champs, and you could tell
it meant a lot to the players and their country.
Now it's back to spring training for everybody. Opening Day
is just a couple of weeks away. NBA Tonight at
six thirty Lakers and Rockets for the second time in
three days.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Lakers are trying to make it seven wins in a row.
Woody Show.

Speaker 26 (01:24:40):
Let's see if they can play defense like they did
the other night. That's gonna be the key, especially when
it came.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
To disrupting Kevin Durant.

Speaker 26 (01:24:46):
Clippers also playing this afternoon five PM versus the Pelicans
in New Orleans, Hockey Flyers and Ducks in Orange County Tonight,
U wait for Champions League Soccer Amadrid, psg Arsenal and
Sporting Lisbon, all moving on to the Fire late. More
matches today starting at ten forty five am, and.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Finally this morning, since we're talking.

Speaker 26 (01:25:05):
Soccer, Woody Show, the World Cup twenty twenty six is
just a few months away, and they released the first
song off of the official soundtrack.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
It's jelly Roll featuring Karine Leon. Listen to this feb.

Speaker 7 (01:25:19):
I'm hi and I'm.

Speaker 26 (01:25:22):
That song sounds nothing like soccer. It sounds like it
needs to be on a bull riding soundtrack and sad.
And by the way, why is Jelly roll singing a
song about soccer?

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Anyways? You know he doesn't watch the sport. I mean, worst.

Speaker 26 (01:25:34):
Pitbull when you need him, right, I'm Jeff G. And
that's your so Cal sports all.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Right, Jeff J.

Speaker 9 (01:25:40):
Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
On scale one to ten, what would you give the
Woody Show?

Speaker 14 (01:25:43):
I want to say six to seven, but I'm sticking
with six.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Nohow, let just read about uh In Albuquerque please have
busted two separate theft rings targeting high end and Lego sets.

Speaker 11 (01:26:03):
They moved on from Pokemon fully too.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Yeah I got that.

Speaker 15 (01:26:08):
So.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
A shop in nearby Rio Rancho that specializes in buying
and selling Lego says they screen sellers very carefully. They
check IDs, they watch for large quantities of still available
retail sets, which is a common red flag. Some of
the most prized sets can fetch serious money, with one

(01:26:29):
vintage Star Wars set running between ten thousand and fifteen
thousand dollars. This because, like we were talking about the Cheeto, Yeah, yeah,
eighty what Cheeto like a ten thousand dollars Lego set?

Speaker 6 (01:26:45):
What's the mark up on that?

Speaker 27 (01:26:46):
Man?

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
It's like, what do you think it costs to make
a Lego set?

Speaker 11 (01:26:49):
A dollar?

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:26:51):
They make them in Denmark, I think, yeah, so I
don't know what the Denmark plastic sales are, right, cost
can't be that much.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:27:01):
According to Google, the markup is seventy percent.

Speaker 6 (01:27:04):
Wow, ninety yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Man, the way we treated Legos, the way we treated
we talked about like, didn't realize what you had? Oh yeah,
we were sitting on gold.

Speaker 7 (01:27:15):
Totally, absolutely, And I'm I'm the biggest moron on the
face of the planet when it comes to this, because
we were buying our kid these crazy expensive Lego sets,
hundreds of dollars stuff with the little microchips in it
that make noise and flash.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Oh yeah, what are those called?

Speaker 7 (01:27:31):
The smart for the Super Mario brothers. But listen to
what I did when he'd be done with them and
he wanted to take them apart. I didn't.

Speaker 8 (01:27:39):
I wasn't thinking.

Speaker 7 (01:27:40):
And instead of saying, well, let's put each set in
a bag and put it away so you can rebuild it,
I color coded all the legos.

Speaker 13 (01:27:48):
Oh no, that's they're mixed together.

Speaker 7 (01:27:51):
All the sets, all thousands of dollars worth of sets
are all color coded, meaning they're not bagged individually so
they can be put back together.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
That's a right, because you still have the instructions, right yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:28:02):
Yeah, now we're dealing with eight million legos.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
Because it walks you through each each side set or
each step. Right, so you go to like page one,
step one, and it said you're gonna need two of
these and two of.

Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
These right through the yellow bin to find these random
things instead of just keeping each set together in a
zip lock bag.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
But why would you want to rebuild if you're going
to take the parts of set, Like, why would you
want to end up rebuilding it again?

Speaker 7 (01:28:27):
To take kids?

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
I used to like to take the bricks and just
we would create something.

Speaker 7 (01:28:32):
No set, right, you just get the duplows.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
It was the difference between cooking and baking, because cooking
and get creative. I'd like the creative side of it
where you just like build something. Oh, we're gonna build
a skyscraper and you just build. And of course it
was a funky looking skyscrap because it's all different colored bricks.

Speaker 7 (01:28:48):
Yeah, different sizes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Yeah, I just don't made it happen like something sets
I would love to do, but it's just the cost.
You know, some of these the cards that don't want
to make like they started a two hundred and twenty
five bucks Yeah, and then what do you do with it?
You build it once, I'll put it for closet for you.

Speaker 11 (01:29:04):
Personally, I display it in my closet.

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
To display it in there.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
I even showed you guys. I showed like Tyler and
Bor because they care about this kind of stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:29:14):
But I bought like this two hundred and thirty dollars
display to display twelve of the.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
Legos that I made in a closet and a closet
in the garage. Cars in it lights up. It's uh,
it's like a big walking slightly big walking while you're
looking for that. You know, it's kind of cool. There's
another you know, dork that I'm friends with who's like
way into the whole thing, and he's got all these
old lego sets. You can go online and you can

(01:29:42):
put in what Lego sets you have already all the
pieces for, and it'll give you all these other things
that you can build I like that and step by
step instructions and how to build it. So these aren't
like your typical available retail Lego sets. These are just
things to other Lego free weeks have created. They put
together their own what are they like a fan fiction

(01:30:04):
kind of thing where they they pitched these ideas for
sets to Lego. Like I know, I think twenty one
Pilots has a Lego set coming out.

Speaker 12 (01:30:12):
Yeah really yeah? Yeah, what you'll see them online sometimes
where there are sets that people pitched right they're fully made, Yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
I think that's what the twenty one Pilots was. It
was a fan that created this, you know, Lego set
of the stage and they pitched it to Lego. And
I guess because twenty one Pilots has so many fans
that now they haven't officially announced it, but I guess
it is happening. They're gonna be able to get this
twenty one Pilot's Lego set. But you can go online
and just based on the pieces that you already have
from these other sets and just make it make whatever cool.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
Do you think we'll ever see the day where you
could customize your own just individual Lego set where you
place the order and then like, I want a Gina
Lego set.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
What do you think, Greg, take a look at his setup,
But this is in the closet.

Speaker 11 (01:30:54):
Great respect for you, So.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Like, okay, what do you think, Greg? I mean, that's
pretty cool looking.

Speaker 17 (01:31:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:31:01):
Again, it's hidden away.

Speaker 6 (01:31:04):
It's like above the upper shelf of the closet.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Greg said that it's like how you talk to little
kids and they show you their macaronio.

Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:31:14):
Man, you worked really hard on that.

Speaker 12 (01:31:17):
I thought you would appreciate it though, because it's not
on the.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
The living room.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
I would put it in the garage though, because that
makes sense, you know. Yeah, well it's only cool because
it's garage or another G word, what do you oh, garbage?
I offered Grego's friends Lego set and he said, no, no,
you know he doesn't have it. Really, he's being super nice.

(01:31:41):
I mean, for what it is, it doesn't look good.

Speaker 20 (01:31:44):
And on the twenty Lego set is it looks like
it's the house from their Stressed Out music video.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Okay, the big wheels and ye stuff like that. I
feel like this is more for people who the next
step would be drinking hand sanitiz Yeah, woody show, all right,
welcome back. Every buddy phones open, texts, you got that
you can uh findest follow us on social media, look
for us there at the WOODI Show. Emails been popping,

(01:32:15):
I mean everything's everything's been in fuego. Yes, pretty on
fire with everything that's been happening. You're busy, Yeah, everybody's
talking about the roommates. Yeah, Morgan and dumbass, dumbass Tyler.
Hey to me ask you a question. Can you hear me? Okay,

(01:32:37):
why did you throw your flowers away? They were dead?
They were dead. Yeah, they've been there for like a week.
Get I legit. I legit felt bad for him because
I think I think you did too. I think Morgan
did too.

Speaker 17 (01:32:55):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
No, I think she felt well. No, I thought that's
why you sent me the picture of the flowers in
the trash. I'm like, oh boy, this is a broken man.

Speaker 6 (01:33:04):
No, No, there they were legitimately.

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
Okay, well that makes me feel better, then forget it.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
Okay, Okay, we don't need to do a wellness check.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Okay, yeah, yeah, this is kind of like a half
wellness check. Just make sure everything. By the way, dude, uh,
I think I think you're looking great. Not only you
have all these chicks that are hitting me up now going,
oh my god, Tyler sounds so sweet, right, But then
also you have given hope to so many dudes. You
have here I'll get let me play this this after

(01:33:33):
hours voicemail. You are a hero, my friend.

Speaker 17 (01:33:36):
It's dominic. Just listen to the reveal. I guess you
could call it of the Tyler and Morgan debate and everything,
and I mean, this was no offense to either party,
but I just had to call it and say, you know,
I just got dumped and lost my relationship with thought
I was gonna be with forever. But you know, now,
if Tyler can get a girl like Morgan, jeez, then

(01:33:56):
I can do anything. They are superman now. The inspiration
guys love you inspiring.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
You're inspiring people, Inspiring people, not an effect I thought
would happened. But yeah, Also, people were asking about this
date for Saturday still on.

Speaker 24 (01:34:18):
As far as I am aware, it is still long.
You didn't follow up with there No, but she hasn't
followed up with me. You gotta confirm I no, I
am doing that later today. I cannot worry that it
is happening.

Speaker 13 (01:34:30):
But Tyler, we know that you know how to pursue girls.

Speaker 7 (01:34:33):
Yeah, and you're doing right now. It's can you just
ask her?

Speaker 14 (01:34:38):
Now, where are you guys going?

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
They haven't figured it out yet. Remember they were talking
about maybe David Busters or something something like that. All right,
here's another after hours voicemail. There's another after hours voicemail.
And this is this is another very popular takeaway from
everything that we have heard.

Speaker 6 (01:34:56):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Now, if you are unfamiliar, you know Morgan and Tyler
they together. Uh, Tyler had been putting the moves on
Morgan a while ago, bought her flowers, was trying to
kiss her, as we heard, and then we but then
she admitted and she told us that she made out
with Tyler. So they opened the door to Tyler. Can't

(01:35:20):
blame the guy she opened the door guide the guy
shooting his shot pre moving in, pre moving in.

Speaker 14 (01:35:26):
You guys are acting like we didn't have a talk after.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
That pre moving in. All right, Well, you just explained
a lot we didn't know any This is not new
to you because you've been living it. It is very
new to us.

Speaker 7 (01:35:37):
Give us a second, yeah, give us a second anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Said then, uh, you come down from this high. Yeah.
And then so here's here's here's something else that is
a that is a very common takeaway from all this.

Speaker 19 (01:35:47):
Hey, guys, I'm freaking out. I just finished listening to
the podcast, and I can't believe it. When Morgan told
that story that they went out and whatever, I heard
something in her voice and I was like, I think
they hooked up. I mean, I was hoping they didn't
have sex, which I hope they didn't. But I heard
her in her voice and I was like, she saying Tyler. Anyway.

(01:36:10):
I'm sorry, Morgan, I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 22 (01:36:15):
Anyway.

Speaker 19 (01:36:16):
Next thing, do you leave Dinna alone? If she wants
to take pictures and she wants to post all day,
just let her be. Why does she do it because
she wants to? Why do you do the things you
do because you want to? Why do you care so
much about her pictures? Let her be by me, love,
I don't care what.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Nobody cares what she posts. You can post what. Let
me finish that point. You can. You can post whatever
you want. Okay. We can ask questions kind of what
we do around here.

Speaker 7 (01:36:42):
Yeah, yeah, I answered them.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
Yeah, okay, but people think that you guys hooked up.

Speaker 14 (01:36:50):
Yeah, And I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
The other the other.

Speaker 14 (01:36:53):
The other part of it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Is that you you still have it for him, you
still have interests.

Speaker 14 (01:37:00):
You're the one to keep.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
I don't believe that.

Speaker 9 (01:37:02):
I don't know how many times I have to tell
all of y'all and him, I'm not interested. I'm I
don't believe, like I have been so turned off it's unreal.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Wait till the next time you see DJ Tim Martinez.
He has he has a full set of thoughts.

Speaker 9 (01:37:16):
He'll probably find someone else for me to make That's.

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
What he said to is Am I to blame for this?
You absolutely were.

Speaker 12 (01:37:24):
Yeah, like Morgan, uh, other than you know, keeping this
from us for a while. Like, I think you're one
of the most upfront people, and I think you're being
very open, very honest in your feelings. So like, I
think people are just like trying to get a rise
out of you by saying that you're still into Tyler,
you're falling for it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
No, I think because people get people get invested. Look
at all the reality shows and how people follow along
and they get invested.

Speaker 14 (01:37:49):
But it's so hard to understand that someone can change
their mind.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
They can't. We know it did come here, give me
a kiss.

Speaker 7 (01:37:55):
That there's a very common phrase these days called the ick,
and that's when you got the ick.

Speaker 8 (01:38:03):
And it's hard to turn around from that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
So we all know, Morgan, it's come here, give me
a kiss. So just future reference from fellows out there.

Speaker 14 (01:38:10):
People could say it, I'll just say.

Speaker 9 (01:38:12):
That, Well, it goes back to our whole thing of
you know, you're a creep if you're not.

Speaker 7 (01:38:18):
But I will say there is one phrase that I
don't care who says it you it'll dry you up
like the desert, because it happened to me one time.

Speaker 8 (01:38:25):
Ladies, imagine this.

Speaker 7 (01:38:27):
You're making out with a guy, a dude, and you're
kissing and it's all good, and then he pulls away
and he's still kind of close to your face and
he goes, hey you, oh god, you dries you right
up right.

Speaker 23 (01:38:42):
There's no coming up, but you just made out. Yeah,
And then he's like, but why would you say that
in the moment, right, that's nice to see you. That's
a great question.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
See that's a greeting. And then right before, like you know, oh,
right before you make out, like a guy would say that,
I would.

Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
You pull your face away?

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
And he's like you okay, that's weird.

Speaker 8 (01:39:07):
I know, you can't come back.

Speaker 9 (01:39:09):
There's probably a lot of things you can say in
that moment that are just it's over.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
Yeah. So you know, I got a bunch of these
people ask things. Here's one. Women were asked, what's a
big about men that immediately makes you run for the
hills or drives you up? How they treat women they
find unattractive? Absolutely, uh, you know, being condescending or arrogance obviously,
always talking about how much money they have.

Speaker 7 (01:39:33):
When they don't have it, even if they have it.

Speaker 11 (01:39:36):
Like I mean, there's a lot of people and.

Speaker 7 (01:39:39):
Like when they're like, oh, you're a golder going where's
the gold?

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
Blacking out every time he drinks, and being a nuisance
in public when drunk, acting acting macho or alpha love it?
See now, yeah you love that, you love that.

Speaker 6 (01:39:57):
But people are also theorizing, Morgan that you would get
very sick of that.

Speaker 14 (01:40:01):
Maybe I really, but I haven't experienced that yet.

Speaker 11 (01:40:04):
Why would Why would she?

Speaker 6 (01:40:05):
I don't know, that's what people are saying, Like, Morgan,
you want it, but you get sick of it fast.

Speaker 14 (01:40:10):
Unless of the things people think they know about me.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
When they randomly spit Yeah, I hate that. Women were asked,
what's a big it about dudes that immediately makes you
run for the hills the whole I don't read books thing.
It's a weird pride about it.

Speaker 7 (01:40:24):
Yeah, it's a it's a weird yeah, yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:40:28):
Sorry to go back. How do you feel about spitting
your mouth?

Speaker 8 (01:40:30):
People spitting into your mouth?

Speaker 11 (01:40:32):
Are you talking about playing?

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Are you.

Speaker 14 (01:40:35):
Like if you're hooking up and someone spits in your mouth?

Speaker 17 (01:40:38):
Wait?

Speaker 14 (01:40:39):
How does that even happen?

Speaker 7 (01:40:41):
Spit in it?

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Like on purpose? You see you'll see in adult movies
like where like she spits on it, but not not
not in your mouth?

Speaker 14 (01:40:55):
Is it like confused?

Speaker 20 (01:40:56):
Is it just straight across or is one person above
the other?

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Two?

Speaker 14 (01:41:00):
It in above them?

Speaker 20 (01:41:01):
Okay, go and try with yourself, like want to get ready?

Speaker 14 (01:41:07):
Yeah, just like you want to try this week?

Speaker 17 (01:41:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Yeah, Steamboat really is a creative guy. You can like,
you know, say hey, let's try this. You tell me
how you want to do it.

Speaker 8 (01:41:15):
Who wants to whose mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Not knowing how to do basic tasks like laundry, cooking,
managing their own time, et cetera.

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
Yeah, managing time?

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
Yeah, when they have no sense of humor, Yeah, that
would be annoying, being rude to people for no valid reason,
someone who can't respect boundaries, and when they try to
make you jealous because women don't do that. Yeah, we
don't try to do That'll please you do that all
the time.

Speaker 7 (01:41:38):
Yeah. I think that list is pretty accurate though.

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
Yeah, but again the big one for Morgan, come here,
give me a kiss. That's it's an immedial break.

Speaker 9 (01:41:46):
The context of it was right after a talk of
telling him I wasn't interested, So timing was strange.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
Ye eight seven seven food.

Speaker 6 (01:41:55):
Wow, that's true. Got to put closure on this.

Speaker 7 (01:41:58):
Check who you play it like that?

Speaker 14 (01:42:00):
That's actually yeah, wow, that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (01:42:03):
It was like end of an arrow. Yeah, let's kiss.

Speaker 7 (01:42:05):
Are you back in?

Speaker 25 (01:42:06):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:42:06):
No, but it just makes sense air wise.

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
Yeah, go with that, Tyler, say that I was just
trying to say.

Speaker 11 (01:42:13):
I was listening to what you were saying.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
Period.

Speaker 14 (01:42:16):
I was talking to myself.

Speaker 11 (01:42:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
Yeah, make a note to yourself, tyler, do you have
a pen?

Speaker 6 (01:42:21):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Okay, to write it down. Never ever say hey you yeah? No, no,
hey you yeah? After Yeah, that's weird, thank you. There.

Speaker 9 (01:42:37):
Someone said he wasn't even kissing me, he was kissing himself,
and I just got in the way.

Speaker 14 (01:42:44):
Like, oh, that's kind of true.

Speaker 7 (01:42:46):
I never knew he had this kind of ego?

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
What I really I don't, I don't. I don't buy
that it's real though, My god, are you Tyler? Do
you have Do you have like a real ego? Or
is it just like you're you're making jokes because I
I kind of take it as a you know, you
say things but you don't necessarily know, you're not necessarily
being honest about it.

Speaker 24 (01:43:06):
It's just like it's for fun, probably sixty five thirty
five real ego?

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Really, so you that's so? How do you get so
like emo over things like if you're if you're such
a Yeah, if you're so ego, how are you also
so emo?

Speaker 7 (01:43:24):
Does that?

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
Am I making that?

Speaker 7 (01:43:25):
That's a good question.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
Yeah, I guess that makes sense, And yeah, I don't know.
That's the part of the reason I thought it was
kind of like a just a put on thing. You're
just doing it to be funny, because if you truly
are like that much ego, you wouldn't be affected by
you know, things like you wouldn't be buying yourself flowers
to feel better kind of thing, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:43:44):
Yeah, But I mean that's where the percent comes in.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
Right, Yeah, that's that's what they like. It's it's a
close balance. Okay, he's an emotional guy. Yeah right, you
seem like a super Yeah, it seems like a super
sensitive like just a sweet. He seems like a sweet.

Speaker 11 (01:43:59):
But he's doing like the e stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
I do not take it serious as all in just
for the record, hilarious, before you started buying me for
I'm not interested.

Speaker 14 (01:44:06):
Oh oh yeah, tell him five times.

Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
No, I can tell him once. He's listening. But I'm
being very clear. Yeah, because I'm also not going to
be making out with him and leading him astray.

Speaker 6 (01:44:16):
Or have you.

Speaker 9 (01:44:16):
You guys, the timeline that you got it so messed up.
You think that I told him I wasn't interested and
then made out with him.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
It's the opposite. I was never confused about great get that.
I was never getting you. We're we are getting getting.
The getting is real. Yeah, I'm getting the time, I'm
all getting. We're all getting, Tyler. I want yellow roses
because they're just one of your friends, right eight seven
seven forty four, Woody text over to two two nine
eight seven more wood He shows next late seven seven

(01:44:46):
forty four Woody.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
You know I'm not lading my mother name, oh my
phone number? Stone sho.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
Look at his look. One of the the low reds logic,
right is that the the account? Yeah, Morgan loves these. Yeah,
these are these are like cringey, would you rather unbelievably offensive.

(01:45:23):
But now, for the record, I would just like to
state I have no idea what these are gonna be. Okay,
I didn't, I didn't ask. I didn't ask. Yeah, Gina,
Gina pulled these, don't. I don't know what they're gonna be.

Speaker 7 (01:45:38):
All I know is how many times a day do
you say the more uncomfortable, the more I like it,
the more apropriate.

Speaker 8 (01:45:45):
Well guess what challenge except Okay, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
How I feel. But I can't speak for everybody who listens.
So that's why I'm putting it out there, like I
don't know, I don't like if I write these, I
didn't write it. But there's a billion of these things, right.

Speaker 6 (01:46:00):
An.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
These are just the ones that galled.

Speaker 8 (01:46:02):
Yeah, these are some of the very, very most offensive.

Speaker 12 (01:46:05):
If you don't like it right off they're throwing it
out there, then yeah, I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:46:08):
What this is.

Speaker 7 (01:46:09):
Okay, every.

Speaker 8 (01:46:12):
The most offensive ones.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
It's your favorite account, not mine.

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
You donate uncomfortable. Would you rather from low res logic?

Speaker 7 (01:46:24):
Yeah, that's the Instagram account, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
So any particular order, No, the number one? Here we go.
Would you rather?

Speaker 27 (01:46:31):
Would you rather every time you get sat next to
a black family at a restaurant you have to ask
them if they're going to be a problem, or every
time you see an Asian person driving you have to
dramatically pull over for your own safety.

Speaker 7 (01:46:43):
Okay, eggs on there.

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
I think I would go with the I would dramatically
pull over because it's funnier.

Speaker 8 (01:46:52):
It is funnier, yeah, And.

Speaker 6 (01:46:54):
I could see a slight sense of humor in that, like, yeah, yeah,
I'm going to pull over.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
Yeah. Oh god, You're like.

Speaker 6 (01:47:02):
You're in your own car, right, you're not communicating with anything, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:47:06):
Less confrontational. So I would do that one as well.

Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
Yeah, but I think it's just fun. Oh god yeah,
and then you dramatically swerve out of the way minutes
which one I guess pull over.

Speaker 7 (01:47:16):
Well, and if somebody came up to my family and said,
is this going to be a problem, I'd be like,
I'll get I'll make you a problem like that will.

Speaker 14 (01:47:22):
Just be a morgana for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
Yeah, dramatically swerve out of the way, all right. Number
two low res logic A would you rather?

Speaker 28 (01:47:31):
Would you rather always be bleeding randomly from a somewhere
noticeable or every time you have sex with your wife
you get one percent more gay?

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
Well, I'd be like four percent gay.

Speaker 7 (01:47:43):
Yeah, you wouldn't be too good by.

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
The time I die, any that's true?

Speaker 9 (01:47:47):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
Yeah, I think the one percent more gay?

Speaker 6 (01:47:52):
Yeah, yeah, because you could still yet, like you said,
you have a long time you could be that's that's
an obvious way by the end of your life and
will have sex.

Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
But I'm already like gay, true, but I'm not much
more gay. The more I think about this is this
is a super easy one, because like, who wants to
be just obviously bleeding?

Speaker 22 (01:48:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:48:12):
But then it's like, do you want to have sex?
Do you want to continue to live your truth as
a straight man?

Speaker 12 (01:48:18):
I have a friend that says they have a coworker
that bleeds super easily all the time, feeling it's like
nose bleeds and stuff just like cut like gets cut
easily and stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:48:29):
So okay, so everyone's going more gay I've seen.

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
I've seen people that bruise super easy, Like you look
at them and like, dude, what the hell happened to
your arm? Yeah? They yeah, they don't.

Speaker 8 (01:48:39):
They never know where it can.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
It causes that.

Speaker 6 (01:48:41):
I'm a very over zealous scratcher, so when I get
an inch, I scratch until I bleed.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
Didn't you do that?

Speaker 7 (01:48:47):
You're like talking about how you woke up literally woke
myself up scratching at my arms the other night.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
Yeah, Like, was that a dream you were having?

Speaker 7 (01:48:55):
I don't know. I think.

Speaker 8 (01:48:55):
I don't know if I was just really dry or
if I'm allergic to something.

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
But I woke myself up, like what And have you
ever drawn blood? Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:49:02):
I woke up a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:49:03):
I woke up the other night, middle of the night,
but my arm was asleep, like completely completely dead. It
felt like it weighed four hundred pounds. And I went
to go see what time it was. So I reached
over to, you know, tap the screen on my phone
so with light up so I can see the time. Now,
I wanted to turn the light off, so the little
button on the side that you had to push, but
because my hand was so asleep, I couldn't get the strength.

Speaker 7 (01:49:27):
Oh yeah, do you ever have that?

Speaker 8 (01:49:29):
You can't squeeze down, You.

Speaker 2 (01:49:30):
Can't squeeze you have no grip strength because your arm's
completely asleep. My hand again feels like it's probably three
sizes to time or three times the size that it
normally would be. I couldn't turn the stupid thing off.

Speaker 8 (01:49:42):
Or you try so hard to your get yourself on
the head, you have.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
To use your your your other arm to lift this
arm and move it out of the way.

Speaker 7 (01:49:50):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Yeah, all right, that one's easy. Yeah, one percent?

Speaker 6 (01:49:53):
So there.

Speaker 28 (01:49:54):
Would you rather always be bleeding randomly from a somewhere
noticeable or every time you have sex with your wife?
If you get one percent more game morgan?

Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
Yeah, all right, there we go. Uh these are the
low reds logic dudes. Next one, would you rather down
syndrome be contagious?

Speaker 27 (01:50:11):
Or every time a crowd sings Sweet Caroline, every bopa
lowers the world's average IQ by one point?

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
Sweet Caroline. We're there anyway. Yeah, I feel like like
I don't know what the effect is or like how
everything has become like real life idiocracy. Right, but we're
already there.

Speaker 7 (01:50:30):
We're going to this so if this is going to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
Yeah, it's a great song. I love the song Jewish Elvis. Right,
that's right, Neil Diamond, Yeah, Sweet Caroline, Yeah, because how
often does that happen?

Speaker 6 (01:50:40):
Really?

Speaker 7 (01:50:41):
I don't know if you ever done karaoke October every
baseball game at Fenway Park.

Speaker 2 (01:50:46):
Ye, random bars just comes.

Speaker 7 (01:50:49):
We'll get done real quick.

Speaker 6 (01:50:51):
Yeah, sweet Caroline.

Speaker 2 (01:50:52):
I mean, dude, we're having a UFC fight the White House,
you know what I mean, We're there. It's hell yeah, bro, yeah,
they just come on, uh one more? Yeah, I would
you rather?

Speaker 27 (01:51:05):
Would you rather attend a little person conference wearing a
shirt that says God forgot to finish you? Or attend
a Jewish festival and set up a bagel booth with
a sign that says, goys eat free everyone else It's
gonna holocaust.

Speaker 2 (01:51:17):
Youah, first, that.

Speaker 4 (01:51:22):
Really?

Speaker 27 (01:51:23):
Would you rather attend a little person conference wearing a
shirt that says God forgot to finish you? Or attend
a Jewish festival and set up a bagel booth with
a sign that says I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:51:32):
Setting up a bagel booth. A bagel booth and a
Jewish festival with a sign that says goys eat free.
Everyone else it's gonna holocaust.

Speaker 7 (01:51:42):
YOUA just means a non Jewish Jew, so they eat free.
But everybody else who's Jewish, it's gonna holocaust you. So
which is more offensive? Which would you rather do?

Speaker 6 (01:51:55):
I could see Morgan doing the T shirt by choice.

Speaker 14 (01:51:58):
I love to go to a convention.

Speaker 7 (01:52:00):
Yes, would you wear the shirt?

Speaker 17 (01:52:02):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
Yeah, you know what I would do. I would do
the bagel thing. I'll tell you why, because again, I
was one of the only kids who wasn't Jewish among
all my friends where I grew up in New Jersey.
And one thing I've always admired is the sense of
humor that seems to go like because I grew up
with a bunch of like Christian you know, Catholics, and

(01:52:22):
you know everything like family and whether like, yeah, they
have no sense of humor about any of that, right,
But the Jews always seem to have. Like I go
to there, you know get togethers for the holidays and
the different things bar and butt mitzvahs and and everybody
seemed to be just having such a great time, not
taking anything super serious. Now there were you know, of course,
a couple of like really hardcore rules but in general

(01:52:44):
there seemed to be a sense of humor.

Speaker 7 (01:52:46):
About it, because how do you survive that?

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
I think that would be the more comfortable situation, right,
like the most uncomfortable the way. Yeah, I don't because
I'd be like, come on, come on, getting right, all right,
I'm going bagel.

Speaker 7 (01:53:10):
You're going bagel.

Speaker 6 (01:53:11):
See if it only said goised free, yeah, not the Holocaust,
you holo coast. Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with
the Little People convention, Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:53:22):
I think they would have a sense of humor about
that as well as a jewe Gina, which one God.

Speaker 7 (01:53:26):
Yeah, well it's a tough climate right now.

Speaker 6 (01:53:28):
Great pun.

Speaker 7 (01:53:29):
If it was let's say, five years ago, I'd probably
go with the bagels. These days, I go with you
guys to the festival conventional.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Hands right exactly, menace. I think you're right. I think
people would have a sense of humor about it. So bagel, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:53:44):
What do you swaede me? I'm going to go bagel. Yeah,
I'm at the convention.

Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
Rights was little People.

Speaker 6 (01:53:54):
She's getting the T shirt made right now.

Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
Dude, some of these because you know, Gina's shared a
couple of these, like.

Speaker 8 (01:54:02):
Just you know, these are not the darkest.

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
There are some. There's a lot of them. Yeah that
we never we could never even play them.

Speaker 8 (01:54:10):
They weren't even on the table.

Speaker 2 (01:54:13):
Yeah. But if you like that kind of thing, which
I do. Uh. You can see low res logic on
Instagram Menace and one of his commercials talking about raising canes,
and they are part of this really dumb lawsuit. Dumb

(01:54:34):
lawsuit of the day, raising canes. They have filed a
lawsuit after the landlord of its Boston Back Bay location
tried to evict the restaurant because it smells like chicken fingers.
What you you leased the space raising canes? Chicken fingers?

(01:54:56):
You want to evict them because it smells like chicken fingers?
So dumb?

Speaker 6 (01:55:00):
This is even how's that? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:55:03):
The charge extra delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
So the chain's location there opened in twenty twenty two
in a roughly one hundred year old building and its
lease runs through twenty thirty seven. They spent over two
hundred thousand dollars raising kines did trying to reduce the odors,
but we're told in January the least would be terminated anyway. Wow,
that is they're making them. It sounds like a building problem. Yeah,

(01:55:27):
you know, let's see, the chain claims the real problem
is the landlord's poorly built out office space, and the
llegens of the landlord is also trying to pressure Raising
Canes into giving up its exclusive chicken restaurant least provision
so that Panda Express can move in next door.

Speaker 6 (01:55:44):
Smell like Chinese food, Yeah, that was one of my
favorite smells growing up. Like walking by a cafc oh
like to pump it out more good. Another dumb lawsuit
in the news a tourist from Germany suing a taco
place in New York City. And it's not the food
was bad or anything. He's suing because he says the

(01:56:05):
salsa was too spicy and it caused him some tummy problems.
His claim says that he had no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
How quote dangerous the sauces were, and that his Apple
watch showed that his pulse went up while he was eating. Right,
the experience had quote practically forbidden him from eating spicy
food ever again, and that he is seeking damages as
a result. Now, good news, common sense has prevailed. The
judge took one look at this and tossed out the case.

(01:56:36):
The judge told him that a quick Google search would
have told him how spicy salsa could be.

Speaker 7 (01:56:41):
He had salsa.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
But here's the thing, dude, you can you can file
You can literally file a lawsuit over anything.

Speaker 6 (01:56:48):
People make a living doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:56:49):
Yeah, and they like people who aren't even handicapped as
walking around trying to get people on Oh well this
is three quarters of an inch to steep of a
of a of a stand or yeah whatever. Yeah, yeah,
so it's unfair too. They're not turning around handing that
money over to handicapped organizations or anything. Nope, it's just

(01:57:10):
that like that's how they make That's how they make
their money at hours. Yeah, these people look in the
mirror at night.

Speaker 6 (01:57:17):
Yeah, they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
They don't do any of the work. It's not they're
lawyers that are doing the work. All they do is
they contact a lawyer who would take the case. So
this is just a really lazy way to get paid, yeah,
you know, or try or just to try to get paid. Yeah,
people was too spicy. The chicken fingers smelled like chicken fingers.

Speaker 6 (01:57:37):
People work really hard to not work.

Speaker 7 (01:57:39):
You just put that effort into actually working.

Speaker 3 (01:57:42):
More show more fun than Goneerrhea, I mean I've had
gone a few times and i haven't hadn.

Speaker 2 (01:57:50):
Show, and that's going to do it for Wednesday. Wrap
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(01:58:11):
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(01:58:32):
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(01:58:55):
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All right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 6 (01:59:15):
Yeah, let's face it, it's a good thing we weren't
alive when dinosaurs roamed to the earth because we would
have tried to ride them.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
Feed them with these people that they see, like Wan True,
feed them and they get out of their cars and
then they get stomped.

Speaker 6 (01:59:31):
Ye oh look it's punch the steck of soros.

Speaker 11 (01:59:35):
I will I'll cuddle with it.

Speaker 2 (01:59:38):
Yeah, and then they end up in a Friday Fail Star. Okay, Yeah,
all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory, I mean,
thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know, we'd love
to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
can suck it. Catch back here on Thursday. Have a
great day. SMD double M. Quit this bitch.

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