June 3, 2026 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Shot. So I tried on that X suit. Oh, I
was gonna ask you. I almost tested you to remind you.
Speaking of prom you know, because you've got to have
something to wear. So you might have seen on Instagram
or something they keep advertising these suits that you can
throw into the washing machine. It's supposed to be light
(00:24):
and breatheable and stressed, all that kind of stuff. I'm like,
you know, I hate dressing up. I hate it. I
hate it. But like there's been so many things the
last year, year and a half where I've had to
go out men's warehouse, rent a suit manager, go pick
it up, go drop it off. It's uncomfortable, it sucks.
I'm like, whatever, man, you know, if thing's like six
hundred bucks or whatever it was, I'll just have this
(00:46):
stretchy washing machine suit and we'll call it a day. Well,
it came in about, I don't know, a month and
a half ago. At this point, it's been sitting there
in the box, unopened, and you know, problems coming up,
and so we're running out of time here in case
it doesn't fit. I think it was even too late
to get any kind of like alteratio. Well no, I'm
saying like you have them send me a different size
(01:07):
of something, so I would have had to go to
the men's warehouse. Dude, fit perfectly, please, like so so far,
so good, and it is. It looks good, it's comfortable.
They're not an advertiser. By the way, it didn't spend
one time. This has nothing to do with anything. I'm
just sharing the I'm just sharing the knowledge that when
you see this thing and you wonder if it's any good,
it's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm just gonna
(01:28):
throw it in a bag and I'm gonna have it
for if I need something like this. Every man should
have a suit. And I don't know, I don't remember
the process of this, but because it was a couple
of months ago, but going on to the website and
however they figured out what size that would be because
nothing ever fits easy for me, because you know, being
a fat, tubby piece of crap does that. But this
(01:50):
this showed up. It was It's perfect.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Okay, did you have to do like any photos or
anything like that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Or I took this picture. This is with the top
button of the of the jacket buttoned up. Okay, oh nice? Yeah,
and it's super super comfortable.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's like a glove. What color is it?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Black? Okay, I'm wearing a because I had that blue
button down polo shirt underneath it and I just had
that on. I was just trying on the the jacket,
the waist.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Everything fits.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, everything everything fits, everything fits good.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Look at you?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, like you.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'm so afraid to buy anything online because I'm like, dude, it's.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Not going to fit. Same yeah. Same.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I always have to go to a store. Same, try it.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
But it was it was legit cool, it was legit.
I got my market once again. Anybody have a getting
any good prom story? Did you have, like anything notable?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I went to so many proms that I only I
mean it's I yeah, because Okay, So when I was
a I think I went to the senior prom when
I was a freshman because I went with a senior.
Then I went when I was a sophomore, then a junior,
then when I was a senior, and then I went
to the junior.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Prom when I was a junior. And then it.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Was a problem. When you were a freshman, I was very.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Popular and so then but so you got asked as
the freshman. I got asked by a senior A senior
senior chick. Yeah she was.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Her name was Julie, the first girl who was boobs
I ever touched, and we made out on the floor
of my parents' laundry room. I remember, Yeah, that's the
first time I saw a boob, So that was fun.
We did the cliche limo thing a couple of times,
but the first few times, when I was I think
(03:36):
a sophomore, I took my dad's car and I was
like the designated driver. Stupid idea, because this was in
the days where we would get like a hotel and
then fill up the bathtub with ice yea and beers
and wine coolers and crap like that in there. And uh,
for some reason, I was dared on the way to
this prom to try to break one hundred miles an hour,
and my.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Dad's I dare you die?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
And I only had like, I think two miles to
do it, because I got onto the freeway and then
had to get off in a couple of miles, and
so I said, all right, well, I guess if I'm
being there, and I got to do it. So I
went like one hundred and three miles an hour or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That was cool.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
And it was had s cargo for the first time
at the prom because I thought, Wow, this is going
to be fancy because.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You go cargo. What what school? It's not at the prom,
it's before the prompt. So you would go to dinner
before the prom.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I thought there was serving like his. Yeah, our proms
didn't have food or drink or anything like that. It
was just usually like in the gym of the high school. Yeah,
it was a low budget. I went to the worst
high school and uh, so we would go to dinner
before the prom, and I thought to be fancy, you
had to.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Order the s cargo. So we did that. Did you
know what it was? Yes? And I liked it.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It was kind of like clams that but yeah, most
of the proms were kind of all the same. For
some reason, my parents, who were very strict, they allowed
us to get a hotel, do whatever we want.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
We have never been allowed to do that really, not
that I went to a prom.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
The one thing I never remember, how the hell did
we get all this beer? I don't remember, but we
managed to get beer, fill up the bathtub full of
ice and beer, and uh always hooked up.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, you got laded prom. Uh, not all the way. No,
I didn't get laid somebody. And here's what we said,
hooked up, Well, yeah, hooked.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Up, made out?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, everything different everything, that's a different definition of no. Yeah,
no we hooked up to me means like you know,
you went all the way at the very at the
very least mouth party. Yeah, yeah, they hooked up, making.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Disconnect now that it's like if you said we hooked up,
we oh for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, fooled around could be made out bobs. Now.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
The reason that it didn't go all the way is
because these hotel scenarios. We always shared a room a
ton of people supposed to be one room, two beds.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
But like eighteen yeah, that's how you start. Yeah. True.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Do you guys remember those Holo domes, those holiday inns
with like the pool and the lobby like inside, Yeah,
we had our after prom there. You know it's like
the pool and the jacuzzi like in the lobby of.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
The holiday inning.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Crazy you remember.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
I do remember for my senior there was junior Prominent
senior prom. For senior prom, we were back at the
holod Dome and there was this group of hockey players
like like maybe college and they were on the hot tub,
and I just went to prom with a friend. I
was like, I'd rather be in the hot tub with
the hockey players, So I did that, and then my friend,
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he was the only friends, got super pissed and like
one of the rooms.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
But like, we were just friends always.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
So what happened in the hot tub, which is like
you know what, No, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
They hanging out drinking, made up hook got made out
with one of them.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, and then upstairs, but not the person you went
to the problem with. So you're making out in the
hot tub with the person didn't go with. Yeah, he was,
and he wasn't super happy about that.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Fa Yeah, it's all mad high school boy going to
the prom, even if it's just friends.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
He I know that was not on the sure, okay he.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
He had thoughts otherwise.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh yeah, I went to four proms. I could have
gone to shix could.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I mean, you know, there were extenduating circumstances. But yeah,
I hear things like this. I hear things about like
going off to college and all that kind of thing.
I didn't have any of it. All right, go ahead, manutes,
I'm sorry. No no noble to kill himself.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
But I don't know about you guys.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
But like when I was in high school and I,
you know, I live, I lived on the coast and
we were pretty close to the beaches. Everyone was super
obsessed with bonfires and that was like the big plan
to go to bonfires after I don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It's like from a movie Proud of Kids, remember exactly.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, So what was cool is like, yeah, the same
situation with Greg, Like, oh, everybody gets a hotel room
and then everyone has to share it. But I'm like,
I ain't going to no bonfire. I'm staying back at
the hotel room. So you know, put it down, you
know what I'm saying. But everybody we always got alcohol
though through like people's siblings, like the older brother, older
sister's hotelo. Yeah, but we'd always like filled the bathtub
(08:25):
with like so much alcohol. And I don't think like
kids do that anymore because they're lame and they don't party.
But there was always like the big hotel party was
the thing. Yeah, and you had to sign the.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Paper that no one, no one's gonna party in there,
but you did.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Anyways, Yes, are their party. Maybe they're not drinking because
you hear about like, uh, they're not interested in drinking.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yeah, but their party is like online, like talking to
each other like like no, no, no, not for prom. But
I'm just saying like just the hotel party in general,
like they get together online and talk over over video
games and stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Looking back, I'm prized it was, for lack of a
better word, legal, because here comes ten, you know, seventeen
year old backing into a relatively upscale hotel. By upscale,
I mean like maybe a Marriot or something, and you
got to know that it's prom weekend. Rights are in
their dresses. And here come all these seventeen year olds
(09:20):
getting a room with no adult in sight, lugging the
what do you call it, the baggage cart, those giant
carts full of alcohol. Everybody, It's totally fine.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Look, but back then, like people are a lot cooler.
I guess they got it exactly. And then I'm off
driving drunk in one hundred miles an hour what you're
supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
But Greg's are you buried? The lead hard?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
The man who hates and is afraid of butterflies is like, oh, snails,
those are good to eat?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeahs they are, I know, it's one and done.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh that's not like something you've gone back to.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Many No, no, no, no, that's weird.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Weird Ilso went to this prom. I remember one senior
prom one year with this girl named Jane, and then
the following year with her sister.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
And break And that's how it goes though. And they
didn't know at the time. They thought he was straight.
He wasn't like they were going with their gay friends. No, no, no,
I was drinking, So I was hooking up.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
When you saw the boob for the first time, You're like.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
No, I was like, no, this is kind of fun.
He loves boobs. He loves one of them to this day,
still one of them, distinctly larger than the other. I
thought that was sad. And hooked up meaning like hooked up,
not made out? Are you saying you.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Like as far as Sammy does, like oral but not
intercourse nice, not prom night? Because there was like ten
kids in the room.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
At this point. Why don't we just all liquidate our
bank account and take the money and put it in
the fire. I'm looking for real answers, No Woody show
well people sharing some prom stories. If something super memorable
from your prom, you want to share, you can text
us text over to two to nine eighty seven. You
(11:08):
can call us eight seven seven forty four Woody. This
person said, snuck out for the first time to go
to a prom party. Took the screen out of the window,
gently hit it, didn't make a sound. Met my buddy
down the road with some with the lights off. But
I got back. My dad was waiting for me, sitting
in the pitch blacks. I hope you had fun. Oh,
(11:30):
scared the hell out of me. I got a movie
grounded for a while. Someone said I took a junior
to senior prom, dropped her off because she was grounded
from getting a DUI, and went to a hotel party
where I took another guy's date and hooked up. The
guy was a pos, so don't feel too bad for him.
This one said. At my junior prom, my friend's date
(11:53):
found out that I wasn't Christian, our family's Buddhist. He
proceeded to give me a lecture during the entire drive.
All the way to the prom. I was bawling my
eyes out as he was telling me I was going
to hell Yeah party atmosphere. All these problems and all
these chicks for like, you know, like he went as
a freshman, some senior chick inviting them. He's feeling boobs
(12:15):
and getting mouth parties. Somebody made a good point in
the text, Greg is gay because being straight was too
easy challenge. Yeah, that's why I needed a good life challenge. Man.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
It was a nightmare for us. At the time, you
would have thought it was a dream for junior prom.
We had no budget at all. We couldn't get a
venue for some reason. They wouldn't let us do it
in the gym, So we had our prom at the
food court of the mall.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
That's kind of cool. So tacky it was, so, that's
kind of cool. Restaurants open at least two whatever shows
up a Denny's, mostly like hotels like one at a
like high end rushing. I said, my prom sucked. All
the kids decided to, as a joke, make the King
and Queen purposely voted for the ugliest, most ghetto food
(13:04):
in mouth girl and the fattest guy. He was the
center for the football team. Everybody voted for them, and
the room went wild. It was a disgrace and not
funny at all. Hashtags still bitter, Wow, Sammy, that I
know Sammy. I was expected to be prom queen because,
after all, I was a cheerleader. You had to have
(13:27):
gone to like all the proms.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Yeah, I mean I went to my junior and senior proms, of.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Course, but you didn't go as a freshman or a
sophomore like Greg Down.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
I was invited as a I was asked as a sophomore,
but I didn't want to go because all my friends
weren't going to be there, So I said no because
it didn't sound like it.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Would be fun for me.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh for me, I mean.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Because I wouldn't know my date and a couple other people.
But it wasn't my grade, so I didn't Was.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
It the boyfriend or like just some random person asked you? Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Did you say no right then? Or did you at
least tell me think about it? Uh? No, I said no.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Well I didn't want you, and I had a real
reason why I didn't want to, and I had to
do with, yeah, you know, my friend's not being there.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Were there any like standout stories prom.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Story so for me, we didn't have.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
By the time, it was us like you guys talk
about your hotel parties. They were onto us and they
knew that it was prom night in the town, so
no one could do a hotel really because you got
busted even just walking in dam And we also weren't
allowed to do limos because of shenanigans as well. So
everybody had to go to the school and they did
something called like promenade, and everybody walked down and that's
(14:33):
where parents could take pictures and stuff to the We
went to the buses and buses shuttled us to and
from Prom. You were not allowed to drive there. You
were not allowed to show up in a limo. The
only way to get there was from a bus.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
From the school and your like gown.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
In our gowns.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Yes, it was everyone, but I mean we did have
a lot of fun. It was also my senior year.
They had this whole thing that.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Was no freaking, which was freak dancing because.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Like I'm not kidding when I say, they had stick
figure pictures of people freaking and then a circle with
an XL that was signed it said no freaking.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
All over the room for the lord of thing. Then
we went to the whitest school in America. Yeah, Jeff
g I have a great prom story.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
So we were pregaming right, So, which means we were
drinking at the house hours before she drove. She was
older than me. I was a freshman as well.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
As you guys were.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Yeah, so I was like, oh, this is awesome. So
we get to the prom and we're in the parking
lot and we start making out. I'm like, this is
starting off great, amazing, I'm going to get some before
we even go into the dance. And we're making out,
making out, she throws up all over me.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Man. So we never even made it inside to the prom.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
I mean it was after that we went home and
had to you know, go our separate ways.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
She was probably humillion.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
You did bring up though, like the one part that
I totally forgot about. Did you also have to go
to like parents' houses before the prom to take.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
And that's when we had to put on the stupid
bootineer the flower that you always had a hard.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Big ass photo shoot, right, Yeah, the wrist corsage.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
That was the one the girls wanted. They didn't want them,
not exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah. Text here said prom story. I grew up in
South Jersey. A bunch of us ready a house down
the Jersey Shore for prom weekend, and someone in the
middle of the night, one of our friends prom dates
came out sleepwalking into the room where we were sleeping,
and we could tell immediately that he wasn't awake. He
walked straight over to a dresser, pulled open a drawer,
and without hesitation, started peeing in it. That's a that's
(16:42):
pretty funny. Uh, let's see where Yeah, dude, this guy
four proms, another four prom persons. Best one. I was
with my girlfriend senior year. On the way home. She
unbuckled her seat belt and gave me a mouth party.
Oh wow. However, the longer she was doing it, she
was getting extremely horny. She took off her thong underwear,
(17:04):
hiked up her dress and sat down on me while
I was behind the wheel. Had to pull over to
the side of the road, but had some awesome sex.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Oh do we believe that that's almost too good to
be true?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Well pulling up, Yeah, I can believe that. That's like movies. Yeah,
not where you not? Where you kept driving? That's why
I say pulled over at the like All right, I
guess we're doing this, Yeah, I will say.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
On our prom night, because we would have big sleepovers
in everyone would hang out and we were in a
room with probably twenty of us all sleeping in this
loft of our friend's parents' house, and somebody lost their
virginity right behind me. Like I was like, oh my god,
Oh my god, they're having sex right now, Oh my god,
he's losing his virginity and in a room full of
people under a.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Blanket on prom night.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yes, it was me. Next year.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
What was the order though, like the alcohol order like
back then, like during my time, it was like gold Schlager,
Hennessy Crown Royal and then apple Pucker and there was
this something called.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Boons that.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Want and pucker a hated pucker.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
The beer of the day in my day was Miller
Genuine Draft. Mgd oh dude. I saw a guy I
think he got as a joke, got a bottle of
Mad Dog.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, oh yeah, mad Dog nitrate, like.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
What I'd seen about that? Hadn't thought about that?
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Yeah, decade thousand years old to remember that. Somebody brought
Bartles and James Wine.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh god, yeah yeah. Somebody said, uh, my niece's prom
is ruined because on the way there, somebody snuck weed
onto the party bus. The driver called everybody's parents come
pick them up because they were miners. It was just
over immediately. I went to Sammy's school and I can
confirm the no freaking stick figures. I totally forgot about that. Yeah,
(18:49):
I forgot about.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
That because that winter formal earlier they were going because
it was at the gym. They were shining flashlights on
everybody and telling them to stop dancing the way they were.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
It was crazy. Did you go to a Catholic school?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
No, she went to public high school.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, weird.
Speaker 7 (19:03):
Well, it was never like that until my senior year,
and apparently freak dancing was out of control.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I went to school and that had a footloots.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
They're getting wild listening to that urban music. Yeah, Valencia
High School class.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Of two thousand and five, that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
They're getting wild out there in Santa Clarita eight seven
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Shot. So I tried on that X suit. Oh, I
was gonna ask you. I almost tested you to remind you.
Speaking of prom you know, because you've got to have
something to wear. So you might have seen on Instagram
or something they keep advertising these suits that you can
throw into the washing machine. It's supposed to be light
(00:24):
and breatheable and stressed, all that kind of stuff. I'm like,
you know, I hate dressing up. I hate it. I
hate it. But like there's been so many things the
last year, year and a half where I've had to
go out men's warehouse, rent a suit manager, go pick
it up, go drop it off. It's uncomfortable, it sucks.
I'm like, whatever, man, you know, if thing's like six
hundred bucks or whatever it was, I'll just have this
(00:46):
stretchy washing machine suit and we'll call it a day. Well,
it came in about, I don't know, a month and
a half ago. At this point, it's been sitting there
in the box, unopened, and you know, problems coming up,
and so we're running out of time here in case
it doesn't fit. I think it was even too late
to get any kind of like alteratio. Well no, I'm
saying like you have them send me a different size
(01:07):
of something, so I would have had to go to
the men's warehouse. Dude, fit perfectly, please, like so so far,
so good, and it is. It looks good, it's comfortable.
They're not an advertiser. By the way, it didn't spend
one time. This has nothing to do with anything. I'm
just sharing the I'm just sharing the knowledge that when
you see this thing and you wonder if it's any good,
it's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm just gonna
(01:28):
throw it in a bag and I'm gonna have it
for if I need something like this. Every man should
have a suit. And I don't know, I don't remember
the process of this, but because it was a couple
of months ago, but going on to the website and
however they figured out what size that would be because
nothing ever fits easy for me, because you know, being
a fat, tubby piece of crap does that. But this
(01:50):
this showed up. It was It's perfect.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Okay, did you have to do like any photos or
anything like that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Or I took this picture. This is with the top
button of the of the jacket buttoned up. Okay, oh nice? Yeah,
and it's super super comfortable.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's like a glove. What color is it?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Black? Okay, I'm wearing a because I had that blue
button down polo shirt underneath it and I just had
that on. I was just trying on the the jacket,
the waist.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Everything fits.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, everything everything fits, everything fits good.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Look at you?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, like you.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'm so afraid to buy anything online because I'm like, dude, it's.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Not going to fit. Same yeah. Same.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I always have to go to a store. Same, try it.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
But it was it was legit cool, it was legit.
I got my market once again. Anybody have a getting
any good prom story? Did you have, like anything notable?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I went to so many proms that I only I
mean it's I yeah, because Okay, So when I was
a I think I went to the senior prom when
I was a freshman because I went with a senior.
Then I went when I was a sophomore, then a junior,
then when I was a senior, and then I went
to the junior.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Prom when I was a junior. And then it.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Was a problem. When you were a freshman, I was very.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Popular and so then but so you got asked as
the freshman. I got asked by a senior A senior
senior chick. Yeah she was.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Her name was Julie, the first girl who was boobs
I ever touched, and we made out on the floor
of my parents' laundry room. I remember, Yeah, that's the
first time I saw a boob, So that was fun.
We did the cliche limo thing a couple of times,
but the first few times, when I was I think
(03:36):
a sophomore, I took my dad's car and I was
like the designated driver. Stupid idea, because this was in
the days where we would get like a hotel and
then fill up the bathtub with ice yea and beers
and wine coolers and crap like that in there. And uh,
for some reason, I was dared on the way to
this prom to try to break one hundred miles an hour,
and my.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Dad's I dare you die?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
And I only had like, I think two miles to
do it, because I got onto the freeway and then
had to get off in a couple of miles, and
so I said, all right, well, I guess if I'm
being there, and I got to do it. So I
went like one hundred and three miles an hour or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That was cool.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
And it was had s cargo for the first time
at the prom because I thought, Wow, this is going
to be fancy because.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You go cargo. What what school? It's not at the prom,
it's before the prompt. So you would go to dinner
before the prom.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I thought there was serving like his. Yeah, our proms
didn't have food or drink or anything like that. It
was just usually like in the gym of the high school. Yeah,
it was a low budget. I went to the worst
high school and uh, so we would go to dinner
before the prom, and I thought to be fancy, you
had to.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Order the s cargo. So we did that. Did you
know what it was? Yes? And I liked it.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It was kind of like clams that but yeah, most
of the proms were kind of all the same. For
some reason, my parents, who were very strict, they allowed
us to get a hotel, do whatever we want.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
We have never been allowed to do that really, not
that I went to a prom.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
The one thing I never remember, how the hell did
we get all this beer? I don't remember, but we
managed to get beer, fill up the bathtub full of
ice and beer, and uh always hooked up.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, you got laded prom. Uh, not all the way. No,
I didn't get laid somebody. And here's what we said,
hooked up, Well, yeah, hooked.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Up, made out?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, everything different everything, that's a different definition of no. Yeah,
no we hooked up to me means like you know,
you went all the way at the very at the
very least mouth party. Yeah, yeah, they hooked up, making.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Disconnect now that it's like if you said we hooked up,
we oh for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, fooled around could be made out bobs. Now.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
The reason that it didn't go all the way is
because these hotel scenarios. We always shared a room a
ton of people supposed to be one room, two beds.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
But like eighteen yeah, that's how you start. Yeah. True.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Do you guys remember those Holo domes, those holiday inns
with like the pool and the lobby like inside, Yeah,
we had our after prom there. You know it's like
the pool and the jacuzzi like in the lobby of.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
The holiday inning.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Crazy you remember.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
I do remember for my senior there was junior Prominent
senior prom. For senior prom, we were back at the
holod Dome and there was this group of hockey players
like like maybe college and they were on the hot tub,
and I just went to prom with a friend. I
was like, I'd rather be in the hot tub with
the hockey players, So I did that, and then my friend,
(06:41):
he was the only friends, got super pissed and like
one of the rooms.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
But like, we were just friends always.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
So what happened in the hot tub, which is like
you know what, No, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
They hanging out drinking, made up hook got made out
with one of them.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, and then upstairs, but not the person you went
to the problem with. So you're making out in the
hot tub with the person didn't go with. Yeah, he was,
and he wasn't super happy about that.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Fa Yeah, it's all mad high school boy going to
the prom, even if it's just friends.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
He I know that was not on the sure, okay he.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
He had thoughts otherwise.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh yeah, I went to four proms. I could have
gone to shix could.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I mean, you know, there were extenduating circumstances. But yeah,
I hear things like this. I hear things about like
going off to college and all that kind of thing.
I didn't have any of it. All right, go ahead, manutes,
I'm sorry. No no noble to kill himself.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
But I don't know about you guys.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
But like when I was in high school and I,
you know, I live, I lived on the coast and
we were pretty close to the beaches. Everyone was super
obsessed with bonfires and that was like the big plan
to go to bonfires after I don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It's like from a movie Proud of Kids, remember exactly.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, So what was cool is like, yeah, the same
situation with Greg, Like, oh, everybody gets a hotel room
and then everyone has to share it. But I'm like,
I ain't going to no bonfire. I'm staying back at
the hotel room. So you know, put it down, you
know what I'm saying. But everybody we always got alcohol
though through like people's siblings, like the older brother, older
sister's hotelo. Yeah, but we'd always like filled the bathtub
(08:25):
with like so much alcohol. And I don't think like
kids do that anymore because they're lame and they don't party.
But there was always like the big hotel party was
the thing. Yeah, and you had to sign the.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Paper that no one, no one's gonna party in there,
but you did.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Anyways, Yes, are their party. Maybe they're not drinking because
you hear about like, uh, they're not interested in drinking.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yeah, but their party is like online, like talking to
each other like like no, no, no, not for prom. But
I'm just saying like just the hotel party in general,
like they get together online and talk over over video
games and stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Looking back, I'm prized it was, for lack of a
better word, legal, because here comes ten, you know, seventeen
year old backing into a relatively upscale hotel. By upscale,
I mean like maybe a Marriot or something, and you
got to know that it's prom weekend. Rights are in
their dresses. And here come all these seventeen year olds
(09:20):
getting a room with no adult in sight, lugging the
what do you call it, the baggage cart, those giant
carts full of alcohol. Everybody, It's totally fine.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Look, but back then, like people are a lot cooler.
I guess they got it exactly. And then I'm off
driving drunk in one hundred miles an hour what you're
supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
But Greg's are you buried? The lead hard?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
The man who hates and is afraid of butterflies is like, oh, snails,
those are good to eat?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeahs they are, I know, it's one and done.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh that's not like something you've gone back to.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Many No, no, no, no, that's weird.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Weird Ilso went to this prom. I remember one senior
prom one year with this girl named Jane, and then
the following year with her sister.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
And break And that's how it goes though. And they
didn't know at the time. They thought he was straight.
He wasn't like they were going with their gay friends. No, no, no,
I was drinking, So I was hooking up.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
When you saw the boob for the first time, You're like.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
No, I was like, no, this is kind of fun.
He loves boobs. He loves one of them to this day,
still one of them, distinctly larger than the other. I
thought that was sad. And hooked up meaning like hooked up,
not made out? Are you saying you.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Like as far as Sammy does, like oral but not
intercourse nice, not prom night? Because there was like ten
kids in the room.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
At this point. Why don't we just all liquidate our
bank account and take the money and put it in
the fire. I'm looking for real answers, No Woody show
well people sharing some prom stories. If something super memorable
from your prom, you want to share, you can text
us text over to two to nine eighty seven. You
(11:08):
can call us eight seven seven forty four Woody. This
person said, snuck out for the first time to go
to a prom party. Took the screen out of the window,
gently hit it, didn't make a sound. Met my buddy
down the road with some with the lights off. But
I got back. My dad was waiting for me, sitting
in the pitch blacks. I hope you had fun. Oh,
(11:30):
scared the hell out of me. I got a movie
grounded for a while. Someone said I took a junior
to senior prom, dropped her off because she was grounded
from getting a DUI, and went to a hotel party
where I took another guy's date and hooked up. The
guy was a pos, so don't feel too bad for him.
This one said. At my junior prom, my friend's date
(11:53):
found out that I wasn't Christian, our family's Buddhist. He
proceeded to give me a lecture during the entire drive.
All the way to the prom. I was bawling my
eyes out as he was telling me I was going
to hell Yeah party atmosphere. All these problems and all
these chicks for like, you know, like he went as
a freshman, some senior chick inviting them. He's feeling boobs
(12:15):
and getting mouth parties. Somebody made a good point in
the text, Greg is gay because being straight was too
easy challenge. Yeah, that's why I needed a good life challenge. Man.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
It was a nightmare for us. At the time, you
would have thought it was a dream for junior prom.
We had no budget at all. We couldn't get a
venue for some reason. They wouldn't let us do it
in the gym, So we had our prom at the
food court of the mall.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
That's kind of cool. So tacky it was, so, that's
kind of cool. Restaurants open at least two whatever shows
up a Denny's, mostly like hotels like one at a
like high end rushing. I said, my prom sucked. All
the kids decided to, as a joke, make the King
and Queen purposely voted for the ugliest, most ghetto food
(13:04):
in mouth girl and the fattest guy. He was the
center for the football team. Everybody voted for them, and
the room went wild. It was a disgrace and not
funny at all. Hashtags still bitter, Wow, Sammy, that I
know Sammy. I was expected to be prom queen because,
after all, I was a cheerleader. You had to have
(13:27):
gone to like all the proms.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Yeah, I mean I went to my junior and senior proms, of.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Course, but you didn't go as a freshman or a
sophomore like Greg Down.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
I was invited as a I was asked as a sophomore,
but I didn't want to go because all my friends
weren't going to be there, So I said no because
it didn't sound like it.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Would be fun for me.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Oh for me, I mean.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Because I wouldn't know my date and a couple other people.
But it wasn't my grade, so I didn't Was.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
It the boyfriend or like just some random person asked you? Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Did you say no right then? Or did you at
least tell me think about it? Uh? No, I said no.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Well I didn't want you, and I had a real
reason why I didn't want to, and I had to
do with, yeah, you know, my friend's not being there.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Were there any like standout stories prom.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Story so for me, we didn't have.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
By the time, it was us like you guys talk
about your hotel parties. They were onto us and they
knew that it was prom night in the town, so
no one could do a hotel really because you got
busted even just walking in dam And we also weren't
allowed to do limos because of shenanigans as well. So
everybody had to go to the school and they did
something called like promenade, and everybody walked down and that's
(14:33):
where parents could take pictures and stuff to the We
went to the buses and buses shuttled us to and
from Prom. You were not allowed to drive there. You
were not allowed to show up in a limo. The
only way to get there was from a bus.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
From the school and your like gown.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
In our gowns.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Yes, it was everyone, but I mean we did have
a lot of fun. It was also my senior year.
They had this whole thing that.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Was no freaking, which was freak dancing because.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Like I'm not kidding when I say, they had stick
figure pictures of people freaking and then a circle with
an XL that was signed it said no freaking.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
All over the room for the lord of thing. Then
we went to the whitest school in America. Yeah, Jeff
g I have a great prom story.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
So we were pregaming right, So, which means we were
drinking at the house hours before she drove. She was
older than me. I was a freshman as well.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
As you guys were.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Yeah, so I was like, oh, this is awesome. So
we get to the prom and we're in the parking
lot and we start making out. I'm like, this is
starting off great, amazing, I'm going to get some before
we even go into the dance. And we're making out,
making out, she throws up all over me.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Man. So we never even made it inside to the prom.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
I mean it was after that we went home and
had to you know, go our separate ways.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
She was probably humillion.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
You did bring up though, like the one part that
I totally forgot about. Did you also have to go
to like parents' houses before the prom to take.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
And that's when we had to put on the stupid
bootineer the flower that you always had a hard.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Big ass photo shoot, right, Yeah, the wrist corsage.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
That was the one the girls wanted. They didn't want them,
not exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah. Text here said prom story. I grew up in
South Jersey. A bunch of us ready a house down
the Jersey Shore for prom weekend, and someone in the
middle of the night, one of our friends prom dates
came out sleepwalking into the room where we were sleeping,
and we could tell immediately that he wasn't awake. He
walked straight over to a dresser, pulled open a drawer,
and without hesitation, started peeing in it. That's a that's
(16:42):
pretty funny. Uh, let's see where Yeah, dude, this guy
four proms, another four prom persons. Best one. I was
with my girlfriend senior year. On the way home. She
unbuckled her seat belt and gave me a mouth party.
Oh wow. However, the longer she was doing it, she
was getting extremely horny. She took off her thong underwear,
(17:04):
hiked up her dress and sat down on me while
I was behind the wheel. Had to pull over to
the side of the road, but had some awesome sex.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Oh do we believe that that's almost too good to
be true?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Well pulling up, Yeah, I can believe that. That's like movies. Yeah,
not where you not? Where you kept driving? That's why
I say pulled over at the like All right, I
guess we're doing this, Yeah, I will say.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
On our prom night, because we would have big sleepovers
in everyone would hang out and we were in a
room with probably twenty of us all sleeping in this
loft of our friend's parents' house, and somebody lost their
virginity right behind me. Like I was like, oh my god,
Oh my god, they're having sex right now, Oh my god,
he's losing his virginity and in a room full of
people under a.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Blanket on prom night.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yes, it was me. Next year.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
What was the order though, like the alcohol order like
back then, like during my time, it was like gold Schlager,
Hennessy Crown Royal and then apple Pucker and there was
this something called.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Boons that.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Want and pucker a hated pucker.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
The beer of the day in my day was Miller
Genuine Draft. Mgd oh dude. I saw a guy I
think he got as a joke, got a bottle of
Mad Dog.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, oh yeah, mad Dog nitrate, like.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
What I'd seen about that? Hadn't thought about that?
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Yeah, decade thousand years old to remember that. Somebody brought
Bartles and James Wine.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh god, yeah yeah. Somebody said, uh, my niece's prom
is ruined because on the way there, somebody snuck weed
onto the party bus. The driver called everybody's parents come
pick them up because they were miners. It was just
over immediately. I went to Sammy's school and I can
confirm the no freaking stick figures. I totally forgot about that. Yeah,
(18:49):
I forgot about.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
That because that winter formal earlier they were going because
it was at the gym. They were shining flashlights on
everybody and telling them to stop dancing the way they were.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
It was crazy. Did you go to a Catholic school?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
No, she went to public high school.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, weird.
Speaker 7 (19:03):
Well, it was never like that until my senior year,
and apparently freak dancing was out of control.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I went to school and that had a footloots.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
They're getting wild listening to that urban music. Yeah, Valencia
High School class.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Of two thousand and five, that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
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