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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Well, today is Wednesday. It is
day three of five. As we make our way through
the week, we are the Woody Show. Yeah, my name
is Woody. That is great, Gory high wood. We got Menace, Hi,
Gina Grab. Sea Bass is right there.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, we got Sammy Morgan is here.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
She's our associate producer von our video producer, Dumbass Tyler
is here. We got bored, We've got Benji. Phones are
always open for you at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
you can send us a text. Send your text over
to two to nine eight seven. Coming up, we got
some of the trending news headlines. Getting to the trending
news headlines. We've got I guess some kind of updates

(01:26):
with with Sea Bass. Okay, Yeah, and then we'll get
to the birthdays and the porno birthday. But Sea Bass,
we have to try to guess what is it again?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Why guess why I got an email from the US
Department of Justice.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Why did Sea.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Bass get an email from the Department.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
I will say this not a scam. That was my
first thoughts. Yeah, actual for reals email.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Kay.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
Yeah. My guess is they need you to advise them
in something consulted.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Well, I'm wondering, No, I guess it wouldn't be. Say
is this anyway, shape or form tied to the lawsuit
that you filed?

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Oh, that's against the claims court. I guess the signature
gathering thing, well, I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Maybe it was part of like a bigger investigation into
like maybe they were scamming or something.

Speaker 8 (02:07):
Action. I do an update on that, a small one
as well, But.

Speaker 9 (02:10):
Yeah, I think maybe it was unjustified. But they're just
checking out something because somebody wants you on the no
fly list.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh somebody very specific.

Speaker 9 (02:19):
Yahbody wants me, Yeah, because you fly a lot and
sometimes you get into antics not on the planes.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Though, I have to kind of cut and dry guesses.
One has something to do with some sort of background
check to be a substitute teacher.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
That's a guess.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Or perhaps a follow up to that federal grand jury
duty case, like like what you called and they said
you didn't have to come. It was erroneous, and they said,
why weren't you here it was a regular it was
a federal jury, but was not grand federal jury.

Speaker 8 (02:51):
All right, okay, I'm with Menace.

Speaker 10 (02:53):
I think consultant because for him to say it's there's
no shenanigans, like this is real and he thought that
it might not have been, was like might want him
for something.

Speaker 7 (03:01):
They're flattering, investigating your coworker for calling home lamb security
that guy.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah, it said that I am on an official I'm
part of a like victim notification system.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Would you again?

Speaker 5 (03:14):
This is this reads like oh click this and then
they get all your No, it's it's for real. I
am on this list from the Justice Department because I
bought a ticket to Santa Con in New York City
years ago, and the guy who runs Santa Con allegedly
for charity, turned out he was scamming everyone and keeping
a lot of the money for himself.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Like a class action lawsuit.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
I kind of, but like, there's nothing I can do
about this. I'm not going to get any money back
from this. I'm just, I guess technically on his email list. Therefore,
I'm notified that I was victimized. If you're not familiar
with Santa Con, it's it's it's drunk maniacs dressing like Santa.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's a bar hop.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
It's a bar hopping, but it's it's New Yorkers hate
it because it's just drunk maniacs for Long Island and
the Jersey that show up and just get cities.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
I've never even knew how to charity angle.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Well that's how they that's how they kind of white wall.
They charity wash it. The trim will go.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Like, you can put up with all these people because
it's for a.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
Good God collge doing this.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
That also helps you because then you can have employees
who are just volunteers.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
It wipes away a whole swath of access for you.
We talked about the guy who had placed the bed
on the poly market right about like whatever they from Venezuela,
from Venezuela, and yeah they said military guy had he
had inside information and whatever. So that came down on

(04:38):
that guy. But yet all the you know, politicians, senators, congressmen.
But yeah, there's some there's just somehow the best stock
pickers that's inside so they can profit. The government can
profit on that kind of stuff all day long. But
God forbid. Yeah, it's good point God forbid like Martha Stewart.
And this is how many years old they do it?

Speaker 8 (04:57):
This is this is as he's been charged since tw nineteen.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Is how long he's been going through this stuff?

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Eight seven, seven forty four what he texts us over
to two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Time for your birthdays show. We're going it shiver. We
won't sit because it's and you know, we don't do
and very short list.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Today we got to Anderson Cooper, who's fifty nine years old.
Today Rafael Nadal, the tennis champion, he's forty. You got
Penelope Wilton. You watch Downton Abbey. That one of your shows,
Downton Abbey. I don't know who she plays on Downton
Abby but Penelope.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Wilton is on. She's old, just eighty, I'm guessing old. Yeah,
old Down sounds like torture and it does. That's am,
it's very chill.

Speaker 10 (05:50):
Oh yeah, Okay, So she's the she's the mom of
of the cousin.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Okay, the mom of the cousin.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
Anyone who watches Down Abbey knows what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yea is Jill Biden.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I'm sorry, doctor Jill Biden's birthday.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
She's seventy five.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Your porn of Birthday today is Eden Ivy and today's
birthday girl. She's been our back more than a mechanic
dealing a transmission job. Oh, it's a lot of time.
Five hundred and one find adult films, including anal threesome
with my colleagues.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
You know, that's like team building.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
She was in Romantic Lesbian Scissoring Orgasm Chocolate anal Sport,
Volume one. Oh jesus, she was servex Crusher.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Oh my god, he's gross us.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, let's see. She was in a total eclipse of
the whole. Oh, I guess that's so sweet.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
And then here I'll give you this one.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
She was a fantastic who can forget her unfr roll
in her throat is so good it'll restore your faith
in humanity.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Miracle.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
That's Eden Ivy, who's twenty seven years old today. And
that's your porn of birthday and your Wednesday. Look at
these celebrity birthdays here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Show, The Woody Show, and we're into another new hour.
He're on The Woody Show, Woody Greg Minutes, Junia Grant,
No phones open eight seven seven forty four Woodie you
can send us a text check in over to two
to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Jina Grad's got some of the trending news headlines well.

Speaker 9 (07:25):
Game one of the Stanley Cup Finals was a real nailbier.
The Carolina Hurricanes had a two goal lead that evaporated
in the third quarter when the Vegas Golden Knights scored
a goal with three and a half minutes left. The
night's one five to four and are now in the
lead for the series. And the NBA Finals start tonight
in San Antonio. Now this will be Wemby and the
Spurs versus Brunson and the Knicks. The game two teams

(07:48):
met way back in nineteen ninety nine, by the way,
and the Spurs won that matchup, and.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
They're the favorites to win again this year, so we'll see.

Speaker 9 (07:55):
The annual White House Correspondence Dinner is back on the calendar.
The event had been rescheduled for July twenty fourth after
the original April twenty fifth dinner was suddenly cut short
by you know.

Speaker 8 (08:05):
A shooter.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Let's say what happened. Hadn't heard shooter.

Speaker 9 (08:08):
Outside the ballroom, and organizers say they made the decision
to reschedule everything after consulting with other members, and now
they know the best way forward.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
After the attack, So we'll look forward to that.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I was thinking about it this morning, and it's a
stupid thought. But that night of the correspondence dinner, everything's
set to go. Didn't happen because of the shooter. But
they got the guy that got him out of there.
Take a ten minute break.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
Yeah, everyone joke, investigate everything later.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah, we had all the lobsters ready to go. It's
like when your wife poops during childbirth. They quickly, almost
like a slight of hand, they just remove the turd.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
And it never move forward. Exactly. You don't reschedule the
pregnancy because you pooped.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
What a waste of time. I'll they come back another time.

Speaker 8 (08:54):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 9 (08:56):
Well, time for another Woody Show original trademark copyright game.
Guess the airline? Guys, ready all this game?

Speaker 8 (09:02):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 9 (09:04):
A flight from San Juan, Puerto Rico to Chicago got
super crazy when a fifty one year old passenger tried
to open an emergency exit door about forty five minutes
into the flight because he wanted to get off the plane.
You guys, crewmembers stopped him and then He tried to
force his way to the cockpit, but he didn't make
it in. He eventually went back to his seat, where
he was watched by a flight attendant, but that wasn't over.

(09:26):
He ended up jumping on the flight attendant and trying
to choke him out, and passengers, including a former MMA fighter,
held him down.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Nice yep.

Speaker 9 (09:35):
The flight was diverted to Miami and when they landed
he was arrested. So now I know it's a little
tougher because Spirit.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
Is out of the game. So can you guess the airline?

Speaker 7 (09:45):
Now you have like Frontier and a Legion in the mix,
but I.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Mean it could be a Southwest thing too, because they're
really big out of Midway.

Speaker 8 (09:53):
Oh yeah, Midway a smaller airport.

Speaker 7 (09:55):
Think you like American Airlines?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
American?

Speaker 7 (09:58):
Yeah it's Puerto Rico, Yeah, Puerto Rico.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I think I flew American Airlines Jet Blue.

Speaker 8 (10:05):
Oh yeah on Jet Blue.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Delta is too nice? Really yeah?

Speaker 8 (10:10):
Yeah, it's got to be Frontier, right.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Delta is like the elite airline now of all those
like yeah you're talking about like you know, Pizza Hut, Dominoes,
those kind of play little Caesars, you know, like that
range of like delta Delta.

Speaker 11 (10:23):
Is I don't know about it.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, Delta is a good one.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Doesn't know that what's delta ADULTSA used to be doesn't
ever leave the airport, right, That's what you used to
stand for. But they've they've fixed all that.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I like long shots.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I'm going Alaska operate over there.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (10:41):
That's why I said long shot Frontiers.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
I'm going to say American, all right.

Speaker 9 (10:47):
The answer is you guys are overthinking it. Of course
it's Frontier.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
They are the new spirit. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 9 (10:53):
And because you love a good fun fact, the f
A has already received six hundred and eighty seven reports
of unruly passengers this year.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
Nice unlimited flight pass that they do once in a while, No,
get on like two hundred bucks.

Speaker 9 (11:09):
See, you got to just get one of those, Woody
and then you'll definitely see your fight in this guy.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Maybe with those odds Frontier a bunch, Yeah, true.

Speaker 8 (11:16):
Okay, So this one is for all the parents of
horrible test takers. Listen up.

Speaker 9 (11:20):
More than ninety percent of four year colleges have stopped
requiring SAT and ACT scores. So it all started during
COVID to make admissions more fair, quote unquote, but now
professors are pissed because the experiment is megabackfiring. They save
freshman need remedial instruction, and these dumb dumbs can't even
handle middle school or elementary school level math. So they're

(11:44):
hoping universities don't go too far down this rabbit hole
before going back to at least partially relying on test
scores for admission.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
God, I was born in the wrong era. I know,
nobody cares about anything I wish.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I wish I was either born twenty years earlier or
twenty years later.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
Yeah, and I'll tell you why.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Twenty years earlier professionally, because I got into this business
right after all the really crazy fun stuff ended, where
like the record labels were bringing by strippers and cocaine
and all kinds of stuff, right and like that heyday.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
Era right now.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
From being a kid though twenty years later, like on
demand stuff, social media, the video game stuff was so
much better. How could you ever be bored? You know,
I don't I don't.

Speaker 8 (12:35):
Know any food you want now the.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Test scores don't matter, Like I would have been so
much better.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
The year off.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Oh yeah, death Day twenty years later. I mean I
probably wouldn't have gotten the belt right.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
The belt, Oh yeah, of course, which I think, what
do you mean the buckle end?

Speaker 4 (12:56):
No, they kind of folded in half, hold the buckle
and they get a snap that the snap is just
an intimidation. That's the best noise, but that you don't
use that to actually I know.

Speaker 8 (13:05):
But that's how you let them know what's going to happen.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, but I think most I think most boys my age,
my generation have we got spankings and belts and.

Speaker 9 (13:15):
Yeah, or the moms that would turn their big giant
like costume jewelry around and poppy on the head. Did
you ever see that move? My friends did that all
the time.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
I got the classic back of the hand to the
face that.

Speaker 8 (13:27):
Was then that that didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I don't remember that didn't do that just right the face.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Now, the part that worked out is, like I mentioned earlier, like, man,
it's a good thing we didn't have social media and
things like that, because anything trade any of these things
that happened as you're learning and growing and doing dumb
things and making stupid mistakes that you'll never make again,
some of them documented forever follows.

Speaker 8 (13:57):
You throughout your life.

Speaker 10 (13:58):
I'm watching on Netflix that thing about the girl who
crashed the car and killed her path and they confiscated
her phone to go through it, and oh my god,
not even stuff that she posted necessarily, but on her phone,
it's her ripping bongs while she's driving. All the stuff
that now that could stand access.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
She's the one that intentionally drove into the wall or whatever.

Speaker 8 (14:18):
Not according to her.

Speaker 9 (14:20):
But she her last name is Srilla, and she likes
her new nickname in prison, Shrilla the Killer.

Speaker 8 (14:25):
So we definitely are good with her.

Speaker 7 (14:27):
Behind, proud of I like her, Yeah, I like her
new look in prison.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (14:32):
And they say she's totally like the mean girl of prison.
So she's where she belongs.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
I told you. My wife says all the time she
should have been in the.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Born in the fifties, and I'm like, you wouldn't have survived, Yeah,
Like she's too mouthy.

Speaker 11 (14:45):
Slapped around a little bit.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
She would have, she would.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Have, And like when she would call the cops, they
would have showed up and go, what did you do? Yeah,
that's the era you're asking for.

Speaker 9 (14:54):
That's a good point. Yeah, And I don't see her
in heels all the time vacuuming. I don't think that's her.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
She doesn't want any part of that. I think it's
all about like the.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Fashion and the kids going down to the soda shop,
you know, the music. Yeah, that's the part that she wants.
She doesn't want any of the other, you know, the
rampant racism.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
And nothing else.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah. Yeah, the domestic violence, yeah, all that stuff. The housework, yeah,
having to cook dinner, you have to learn how to
be domestic.

Speaker 8 (15:25):
Well, finally for the tenth year.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yeah, I like to point something out because you know,
Greg makes a comment about that every once in a while,
and Sea Bass makes coming about that. I'm the one
that insists on those things, right, She says to me
all the time.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
She goes, I'll do it. But here's the reason. I go, no,
you won't. I know you won't.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
And then I'll just be pissed because Greg, as you know,
I like things tidy the same way you like things tidy,
and it just won't happen. So I'm the one that says.
She talks to me all the time, like let's just
not have these you know people or whatever. I go, no,
we're absolutely, I'd have them come twice a week if
if you'd be cool with it.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
But no, So just.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
For the record, okay, and we can we can make
fun of her for a lot of stuff, right, that's
not one of them.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
So she also seen it just not up to your standard.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
I'm the one, or like she get too busy with
other stuff and then belfway through and I'd be liked
what happened on your schedule?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, because guess what, I'm not doing it. Yeah, but
I'm willing to pay have it done.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
No, I get it.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
See yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (16:22):
Well, finally, for the tenth year in a row, Uber
has released its list of lost items left in the
back of their cars and lots of writers, of course,
left behind their La boo boos and their fitness stuff
and vapes, but those aren't the weird ones. Other treasures
left behind include this list, a rhinestone picture of Jesus,
a pro pain tank, an ankle monitor so you're sawing

(16:43):
that off while you're getting to your destination, a sleep
apneum machine, breast milk, human hair and oxygen tank, a
seventy five gallon fish tank my personal favorite, a child's
prosthetic eye, a meat slice sir, and twenty pounds of
duck sausage.

Speaker 8 (17:02):
Oh and for Greg a package of live butterflies.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (17:07):
An uber says it's rolling out changes in the app
to help customers get this crap back more easily.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Question, that's good when it comes to like a pro
paine tank. You're taking an uber with a pro paine tank?

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, already can be small ones actually randomly.
I just gave away like ten propane like little canisters yesterday.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:27):
Yeah, because I had a member. I told you I
was getting rid of that storage unit. I hadn't in
the storage unit, and I looked for places to get
rid of them, but there were like only facilities opened
on certain days that I wasn't in town.

Speaker 8 (17:39):
How do you acquire ten propaine tanks?

Speaker 6 (17:41):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (17:41):
You buy them like ri e I and stuff like camping.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
Well you know you're using because you know, I prepare
for emergencies.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Your doomsday time. Yeah it is. Yeah, they don't.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah, you're not worried anymore, No, because I'm looking for
alternatives other than propane.

Speaker 7 (18:02):
Okay, solar.

Speaker 8 (18:05):
Does propane go bad?

Speaker 7 (18:07):
I mean the cans like can get croded. Oh yeah,
but yeah, not easy to get rid of I should
have just left them in an uber.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Wait until nightfall, exactly throw it down a sewer, exactly right,
free trash disposal everywhere you look, called a sewer.

Speaker 8 (18:27):
That's what's going on with Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Wow, Now I feel.

Speaker 12 (18:32):
Like an idiot asking me all these questions when I'm Homer.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Is not there a well?

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Rest in peace? Pebo Bryson, Oh yeah, I remember the name,
but I couldn't think of a song. Really, you couldn't.

Speaker 8 (18:53):
Because you're not Disney man.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Wow, you need to be That was a big hit.
It was side of the movie.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
It was one of those like you know songs char
that just became like, you know, a big hit on
the radio and everywhere. So this is slem beyond right
here and then in swoops in Peebell Bryson, look at
Sammy feeling.

Speaker 11 (19:17):
I love this song.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
I don't remember this song, rig no I do. I
just look at when you say the name Pebo Brison.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
I could just point to a soul and there's another
Disney song. Oh yeah, Aladdin A Whole New World. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Was that right?

Speaker 8 (19:32):
Chain a bell and peb Bryson.

Speaker 7 (19:34):
R s yes, exactly exactly right.

Speaker 9 (19:38):
He was like the guy who did all the credits
music I started Disney movie.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah, he had a stroke a few days before he died.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
That sucks. Yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
He was seventy five years old speaking of dying, and
Menace was talking about you know these uh doomsday things.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, you know, and he's uh getting.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Rid of these propane tanks because he's looking for alternative
sources whatever. And he was talking about this conversation was
having with one of our other listeners who's also a prepper.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
And fun Yeah is it tho Yeah yeah, text.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Says stick with propane. Uh, the photovolactic is too temperamental.
It's okay, sure, example, a meteor substantial size as bitch
slaps the earth will create enough dust that all solar
will be useless of the matter.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
Here's the thing, guy, I do think about that.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
I don't want to survive that same right, Yeah, because
you know those lines.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
You don't want to be the survivor.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Because it's not like a hurricane that passes through and
then once it clears, it's fine and the grocery store
opens back up and everything else. It's things are decimated nothing.
It's not life as we know it. It's like, yeah,
you're still alive, but you can rebuild, but you can't
breathe on your own. You can't you know, have a
use of your own limbs. It's like, is that the
life that you want? And and people, you know power

(20:58):
through some pretty powerful things. I see stories all the
time about, you know, someone who ends up in an
accident and they can't move anymore, like a Christopher Reeve
type situation. You know, guy was Superman, then next thing
you know, he's in a chair and he can't move
anything but his head.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Like that's that's crazy. I wouldn't want to survive that.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
But see, to me, it's the same same, right, Like
if you're walking around, yeah, foraging, right.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Because then you're just killing time until you die. Correct.

Speaker 8 (21:25):
I don't need to live in mad Max's world, right.

Speaker 7 (21:27):
Like you just want to instantly die and not to
see how it plays out.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Because when you say, like see how it plays out,
to me, that's the slow death because again, we don't
have the stuff. Everything's gone, the things that we rely
on and take for granted now these whatever, Like I'm
not looking to forage.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
I'm not looking.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
To make my own tools, right exactly, that's the difference
between like, oh, you know what, when the time comes,
I want it to be quick and like in my sleep,
I don't want to be suffering for years with whatever,
you know, disease like to me, to me, that is
what's surviving some kind of apocalyptic whatever would be like.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
But that's great stream last man on Earth it is.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
I think this is what he wants, last man on
Earth when it's when Earth is otherwise untouched.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, you like, where am I going to sleep tonight? Wherever?

Speaker 7 (22:15):
Well, we're talking about solar flares, you know, could just
knock out all electricity.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah, we'd be fine. Medicine, I could wander the Earth
and figure out how to the next month last solar flare. Fine.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
I feel like a lot of these preppers are thinking
about things like nuclear fallout. Yeah, like where things have
been leveled, or like this guy like a substantial meteor
that bitch slaps the earth quote unquote and.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
No, but yeah, do you want to spend the next
fifty years in a bunker? No?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, bunker. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
I've been chopping back up sources of power, and I'm
leaning toward the Jackery solar set up for around eight
hundred bucks.

Speaker 7 (22:54):
Heck, yeah, dude, I've been looking at those two. Is
that like, let's text.

Speaker 8 (22:57):
Is that like to replace like a general.

Speaker 7 (23:00):
Yeah, it's just a backup battery. Yeah, okay, Yeah. Then
they have so many different kinds, the ones they can
hook up to your house or just ones that you
could like carry mobiley, you can't get the mad best Buy.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
You mentioned a bunker. I'm now the I'm giving it
a little bit of thought. If you're stuck in a bunker,
even if it's with somebody you love, Yeah, and the
rest of the world doesn't exist and you're good to
go with food and supplies for ten years and you're
in a bunker, that would be crazy depressing.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
Yeah, but home, Greg, I do.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
But you're trapped, and then you get too overly philosophical,
like what is the meaning of life?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
No Internet, no Netflix? Right, even if you're just in
there staring at each other, Yeah, exactly. I would question
the meaning a lot.

Speaker 9 (23:42):
There are multi million dollar bunkers that look like you're
outside and feel like you're outside, but you know you're not.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
But I think that's to make people feel better about
the idea of it. I think when the time really
came It's another one of those situations where if you
really were faced with something like that.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Would this be great? I don't think it would be.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I'm more like with what Greg saying on that, like,
I think you would be start crazy you were depressed.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I would almost rather be out in the healthscape than
in a bunker.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Really, I'm so surprised grat because you started with if
you're in there and the rest of the world is
not there, but you're with somebody you love. I thought
you were going to say, I'm good, but he said that's.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
An ideal thing that people that get idealistic, you know,
kind of take.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Because then you have nothing to look forward to. You
need is love. Okay, we'll see how long that lasts.

Speaker 7 (24:28):
Yeah, but we got five DVDs.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
No, but I'd rather be out and about trying to explore,
see what's out there, and like Last Man on Earth,
maybe you'd run into somebody, oh you know, and then
clean up and yeah, I'm willing populate.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
I'm willing to try it out.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Sounds like a fun to be movie, right, like some
low budget, crappy movie about what happens after the fallout
kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
But to live it.

Speaker 9 (24:52):
But that was the only way to repopulate, and there
was a lady around to take one for the team.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Of course.

Speaker 8 (24:58):
Oh that's nice of you.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Make some homemade wine and make a night of it,
you know, absolutely nice. But if it was Last Man
on Earth situation, that's a dream.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Yeah, that's more like an episode of The Twilight DEEA.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Because of the Earth is basically fine. The houses are
still there, the stores are still there.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, it's like being It's like, uh, these guys yourself
who hide out in like Target before it closes and
then just have the run of the store.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
You're right, like something like that. Yeah, fantasy than we're
talking about.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Very different, Like what car do I want to a car?

Speaker 4 (25:32):
I'm gonna spend all this time getting all this stuff
together just to survive something I don't want to survive
in the first place.

Speaker 9 (25:37):
Yeah yeah, or like be like physically inconvenience, like I
have to do all this and iv ut I like nah.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, tell me.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Police in Massachusetts they got to call about a guy
with an explosive. Callers said that they saw a guy
dressed in camo holding a bazooka and he was looking
to blow something up. So this is sweet this person
calls nine to one one about this dude with the bazooka.
Of course the cops rush over all good though, no panic.
He was a landscaper and that bazuka was a leaf blower.

(26:07):
According to the report, the person who called nine one one,
which I do have a photo of, has also called
Homeland Security before with a false alarm. As for the landscaper,
he is making the most of the opportunity. He's created
a new logo for his business. It's a guy blasting
leaves with a bazooka and the slogan is we will
blow your lawn problems away.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Here's the guy who called. Looks a lot like Greg go.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
In Changeable.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Wait, look he called he called Homeland Security that way
he does? Yeah, way fat Like they could be related.
Yeah it's not Greg. Oh wait this is Greg.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
We'd Greg.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
I could barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a chemist bags.
I don't think you're going to remember it.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Due some lucky ass people in the news. Yep, this
guy bet twenty five hundred bucks on four different sports.
That was a four way parlay that've had Michigan winning
the Basketball National Championship, USA Men's hockey winning gold, the
Knicks winning the NBA's Eastern Conference, and the Spurs winning

(27:26):
the Western Conference title.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
All of those things happen. Huh dollars.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Bet bet twenty five hundred bucks on that, and he
just cashed in one point seven million dollars on that
four way parlay.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
Noise, they never hit, but when they do boways with Tyler,
when he has like a parlay, will be like hanging
out in Vegas and he's just on his phone all
day because he'll have like eight different games on a
parlay and he'll win six and then lose two.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Have you ever hit, like, really big, Tyler, have you
ever hit, like, what's the what's the most you've ever won?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Most?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
I bet one hundred bucks on four MLB games and
I won seventeen hundred.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Okay, that's what I was saying. I think this dude's
like secretly rich. Yeah it seems that way.

Speaker 7 (28:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Look he buys all these like crazy toys. Yeah he's
got you know, there'll be a picture from like a
baseball game and it's like all the stuff that he bought,
like food and beers and right all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
And I would never in a million years think of
putting a bet on something for a hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Because people out there they're fronting, you know, and they're
buying things to make people think that they're they're rich.
He's taking the opposite approach.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
You know.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
It's like they say, you know who the rich guy
in the room is the guy who's dressed sloppy. The guy, yeah, right,
exactly like you would the person you would never that's
the person who's really rich, the person who looks rich.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Broke broke.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
There's there's a joke amongst our friends and they make
drawings of Tyler with t Rex arms when it like,
when it comes to.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
That, that's how you stay rich. Yeah, you stay rich, don't.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Pick up a bill, That's what I'm saying. Like that's
you have a like a wealthy dead grandpa or something. Unfortunately,
is there you part of like a trust you like get.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Like you know what.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
It's just I like spending my money on things that
I like personally and the rest of it.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
I just say, I know, but like everybody likes to
spend money on things they like.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, everybody likes that.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
But like the The thing is, how do you have
the money to spend on the things that you like?
Because you you you present yourself as someone who's, you know,
like you're hustling.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
You are a grounder, you are a good worker, you're
you're a hard worker.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
But like you guys, he's like he's piecing together a
couple of different jobs, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (29:54):
Last named Vanderbilt and we don't know Rockefeller.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yeah, I'll just say that the car flipping games so
far has been pretty good to me able to put
some of that money away, and we maybe have a
big expensive card on the way. I'm just waiting for
my ps A grade to come back.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Where did you get this card? That one?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
I actually pulled out of a box from Target. If
it grades the way I want to, I'm looking at
seven grand?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
What now will you sell that?

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Yeah, I would sell it? Probably am meeting, Right, Okay,
here's some people get stuff like that. The next good question.
You buy a card and it's in a box and
the card is brand new, right, how would it not
grade ten or whatever?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
That?

Speaker 7 (30:38):
So you have freezy as fingers.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
No, the printing could be yeah, the printing could.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Be off the print sheet could have been like misaligned
in production. It's not centered the right way. It could
have been, Shipping corners are messed up.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
There's a bunch of things. I could prevent it, because
if I'm buying something brand new, I expect it to be.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
I will say, uh so with the Spurs being in
the finals, I did buy a Wemby rookie card for
one hundred bucks back in February. I have it listed
on the eBay for like a grand right now because
it's trying to direction.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
Are you waiting to see what happens?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
I am, But I think at the worst I could
get five hundred bucks for it, which is four hundred
bucks in my podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
That's your man, right there, Morgan.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Anybody else puffing.

Speaker 7 (31:27):
Her chest down on a private jet never was my man?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
My man? Does this piss you off when you hear
him doing well like that? No?

Speaker 13 (31:36):
I mean, I I don't know if I'd say that's
doing well. Enjoy your life?

Speaker 11 (31:39):
Ye would for someone to have life?

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Ye?

Speaker 7 (31:44):
Ye, do the even when he's down.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
The music video for the Tyler Flowers, I've been singing
Tylie Cyrus Flowers. It's so good.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah, it's it's on our social media, new animated podcast,
a animated music video for the Tyler song.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
It's Perfect, It's really good. Some other people lucking out.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
A woman in South Carolina, she was at the store,
decided to pick up a few lotto scratchers on the
way out, took him my mom scratched him one of them,
greg a million dollar winter Locky bit. So she freaked out, celebrated,
thanked her cat because it was the cat was the
reason that she was there in the first place. Because
she was there she needed some cat food and there
was a sale on cat food, which is why she

(32:27):
went out and was there in the first place.

Speaker 9 (32:30):
You can win a million dollars on a scratcher, Yeah,
that was like fifteen dollars.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Usually like the twenty or thirty dollars scratchers, which is
why I don't get jealous when I hear about it,
because I would never buy a twenty dollars star two
dollars man.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
She's planning on saving the money. This woman was at
the casino. She was playing some slots and it hit.
The alarms go off. She hit the jackpot, okay, and
she was about to celebrate, but there was just one problem.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
They told her it was malfunction.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Nope, she wasn't even allowed to be there because back
in twenty nineteen, it's her own fault. She signed herself
up for one of those self imposed lifetime bands from
all Pennsylvania casinos, something the state allows people who are
struggling with gambling addiction to do. You can sign yourself
up like, no, I'm not allowed and if I do

(33:21):
show up, it's considered trespassing. Oh god, So you put
yourself on that list, you're not allowed to be there.
It's officially trespassing, and you're prohibited from collecting any winnings.
So the woman tried to claim the jackpop, but the
casino saw that she's on the band list. So the
esquarter out of the building and she got a ticket
for trespassing from the cops.

Speaker 8 (33:41):
This bitch banned herself.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, yeah, it's yourself, idiot money. Oh my god, what
do you mean it's not fairs. She's not supposed to
be there. Yeah, she's an idiot by her own by
her own doing.

Speaker 8 (33:53):
She forgot, she burned herself, idiot, she forget. She has
a problem.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Yeah, here's here's what you gotta wonder. You gotta wonder,
this is not the first time she went in there.
You gotta figure after she put herself on that band list,
So how many times did she go in there and lose? Yeah,
and then then how do they Yeah, they accepted that
money checking her ID when she comes in, Like, how
do they know it's something flagged?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah, face ID or something like that.

Speaker 7 (34:19):
Wow, she's gonna sue, Oh, but you signed yourself up
for it.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
You put yourself up on the list.

Speaker 7 (34:25):
I think her angle will be like, well, you let
me in all these other times and I lost money,
So she'll probably try to recoup that. I'm trying.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Good luck. Yeah, yeah, Well when they have these laws
in place, because they have to have these laws because
while gambling addiction called wanting hundred gambler, all those things,
and then you can't you can't have it both ways, right,
you put yourself on the list. Those things exist for
that reason. She wasn't put on that list. And if
she went in there knowing, because she's the one to
put herself on there, if she went she went in

(34:53):
breaking the law, and the casino they know every single person,
Like if you just went in there lost money on
the machine, she'd have to cash out where they check
your idea or put like the jackpot you do because
they got to you know, it's over a certain amount.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
You got to fill out the stupid form.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
But just on a video, Yeah, just on an average
like go in there, put one hundred bucks in a machine,
maybe win two hundred bucks. They're never going to know
you're there. That's on you because you put yourself on
the list. You know what you signed up for, idiot.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
But at the same token, wouldy There are certain lot
of winners who have to go public by certain state laws.
You're against that. They know that going in. It's like, hey,
you got to be public. You knew that.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
No, I know.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I don't. I don't like the idea that you have
to be right if you want going in when you play,
you do.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
But it's not people that are complaining about I'm the
one that says I think they should be able to
stay anonymous.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Right, but as you play, you know the rules going in,
much like this woman, So you should change your opinion
on the other thing, is what I'm saying. No, yes, no,
this woman put herself on this list. She knew the rules.
She can't win the jackpot. If you win the lotto,
you have to go public. You knew that rule going
into the.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Yeah, yes, okay, yes I would know that, but I wouldn't.
I wouldn't complain about it. I think I'm just making
an argument about it.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
Just it sucks for these people.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
You should be.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Able to stay honest because x y Z if you sooty,
it's the same exact thing. They know the rules going in.
So does it suck? But you knew this woman won
the jackpot, she put herself on the list. She can't
win now she knew going in.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
Yes, But I think what what he's saying is he's
complaining on their behalf.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah boo hoo. I mean they know, you know going
in million let everybody know, right, big deal? Greg?

Speaker 9 (36:40):
How jealous are you that they can put themselves on
a band list? Wouldn't you love to do that at
the airport?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Oh yeah, put.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
Yourself on the band.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Without going to jail, though eventually he will be on.

Speaker 9 (36:51):
That list the way you're acting up. Don't you have
one incident with menace? I've never seen it.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
No, no, no, not with me, because when he flies
with me, I take care of him. That's the one
where they send him to.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
The back of the prey thought they were gonna like
put me ahead of that.

Speaker 8 (37:07):
You know, shrank dart you They're gonna say, we'll put
you in.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
A better seat.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Greg was sitting there, and Greg's a very bad flyer
for anybody who's new man. He's sitting there and he's
white knuckling the armrests.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Made my thumb believe. Every time he's picking that picking up.
Every every time there.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Was even the slightest bump, Greg's going He's screaming and
like doing like a little like Joel. The flight attendant
comes over and he goes, excuse me, sir, you're making
the other passengers nervous. Would you be okay if we
moved you to a different seat? And they put his
ass in the back of the plane. The crapper, Yeah,
I thought she was gonna say, would you like to
sit up here?

Speaker 8 (37:43):
Would like to make you comfortable?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Would you like some free champage.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
Show?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
And we're into another new hour. It is the Woody Show, Woody,
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Speaker 2 (38:04):
You can send us a text. You'd like to do
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look forced there at the Woody Show. My son's getting
his wisdom teeth out today. But that was a nightmare.
If I here still have their nout got them out.

(38:27):
I did a good week to just barely eat scrambled eggs. Yeah,
swollen beyond recognition for a week. It was a nightmare.

Speaker 8 (38:37):
I remember, like it was mashed potatoes.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
I remember it being pretty easy, like, yeah, I remember
like the first couple of days. Not great the first day,
especially the twenty four hours afterward, because you.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
End up swallowing so much blood.

Speaker 12 (38:49):
True.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeah, I remember having gauze and somebody actually gave me
a really good tipic. I remember worked really well because
at first I had the gauze, but there were still
like it was hard to like stop the bleeding. And
then somebody said, oh, you gotta soak the gauze in
tea like tea bags with Yeah, because there's something in
tea that helps caught a rye caught it right, yeah whatever,

(39:11):
So that made it at least better, you know, and
it worked out there. But yeah, after the first couple
of days. The weirdest thing I think after getting your
wisdom teeth out was how you had those craters. Yeah,
used to be for a while, the sockets.

Speaker 9 (39:25):
And nobody warns you about dry socket. You got to
get that water syringe and shoot it in.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah. Yeah, he's got one of those.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
They put them like on an antibiotic before, like a
couple of days leading into this whole thing. So yeah,
he's having that done today.

Speaker 8 (39:43):
Is he getting Night Night?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (39:44):
Down really funny.

Speaker 8 (39:49):
Yeah, you could do the Twilight or you go under.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, that's the one thing he's nervous about. It goes.
It's just weird. I don't like the idea of nobody
really likes awesome. Nobody really likes the idea, and he
because we'll think something can go wrong.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
I'm like, yeah, no, I know problem. Yeah, Well he's
never had to have anything like that. I mean he did,
he did break something at one point, but you know, yeah,
it's one of those things. I said, dude, everybody, for
the most part, everybody's had their wisdom teeth out.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
I don't know anyone who I told my story about
how when I had it done before they gave me
whatever that stuff was. It was like a two step process.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
They had the IV in there and then the first
thing they gave me to said, now before we give
you the second one, you know you're gonna feel an
urge to just scratch your your groin area. You feel
like you're gonna feel like fire ants are in your shorts.
I go, yeah, out of here, and then sure as hell,
like they gave me the stuff, and I'm thinking I'm
gonna I'm gonna fight the urge.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I'm not. I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, you couldn't.
This is all I told him. I told my son.
This is all I remember. I said.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
They gave me the second part. I'm like, oh wow,
And then I woke up.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
It was over and it was all over. But I
started like scratching that.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Yeah, and we looked it up. It's something because what
it's doing, it's you know, it's working with your nerves
to block pain and to do all these different things.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
But why there, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Maybe because you have so many nerve endings and stuff
down in your kind of groin area, you have more.
I think you have more nerve endings in that area
of your body than you do anywhere else.

Speaker 8 (41:15):
I buy that, Yeah, way more, I know.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
But anyways, so rules he's gonna love it craziest And
I remember getting my wisdom teeth pulled as well, and
they inject you and then the doctor while he's waiting
for you to go to sleep. So, Greg, what are
your plans after high school? I said, well, I think
what I want to do?

Speaker 9 (41:36):
And then boom, Now is anyone going to record him
coming out of surgery?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Because those videos are I forgot about? What was that
kid's name?

Speaker 7 (41:44):
Something? Goes to the dentist, Yeah, was the best?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yea world famous?

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Are you trying to fight the doctor because you know
my son is obsessed with all the Michael Jackson stuff
And I said, ooh, so you know what you might get?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
You might get probably milk, just like Michael Jackson. If
I had Michael Jackson money, I would have done the
same thing every night.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Yeah, I randomly I have tod Yeah. I rarely have
to go to the dentist today. And I'm kind of
embarrassed because Greg and Sammy broke up with the dentist. Yeah,
they know that we're like coworkers and stuff, so I
have to go there.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Well, we changed insurance and they don't take it.

Speaker 8 (42:25):
I know, we didn't want to break up with them.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Yeah at all.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Oh, here's here's Morgan checking in after she had her
wisdom teeth taken out.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Remember that. Yeah, so bad.

Speaker 12 (42:38):
The girl kept wipe with my tears like the general
assistant girl. She's so nice. She was just wiping my
tears and stuff.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
She was so nice.

Speaker 14 (42:52):
But she helped me get up, and she had crocs on,
so gimmins. Oh, I feel it's so bad.

Speaker 12 (43:08):
This girl had so many gibbets on her crocks, so
that I couldn't even see what kind of gibbets they were.

Speaker 11 (43:17):
God's not a little bit.

Speaker 12 (43:19):
I hate crocks and think you're so ugly. Thisurts so bad.
They didn't even take one.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Of them out.

Speaker 12 (43:32):
There's still one in there. They just shaved it down.
And the ice is wrapping so many god damn towels.
I can't even feel Thyes.

Speaker 14 (43:43):
That's the point of wrapping ice and towels, because you're
not gonna feel dies.

Speaker 13 (43:52):
The longest clip every chatting they had half to Yeah,
how that happened?

Speaker 11 (44:00):
Well, I went to a different dentist and the guy
was like, Oh, that guy didn't know.

Speaker 7 (44:03):
What he was doing.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I didn't get that. That's the point of wrapping me.
I said Dows. Here's the David kids. How did it go?
Didn't feel anything?

Speaker 14 (44:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I feel kind of felt good, didn't It is his
real life?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
This real life?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Now?

Speaker 8 (44:28):
Oh now.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Good?

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Ye out? Four fingers, four fingers, Nah, don't put that
in don't put it in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Okay, you feel good?

Speaker 6 (44:45):
I can't cheat anything.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
So cute.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah, those videos are pretty good.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
There was one more, one more clip I'll share with you,
and then Greg's got an update for in the medical world.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Yeah, this girl, she was on a sty This wasn't
a this wasn't a wisdom tee thing, but she was,
you know, doing the anies teacher thing. But you couldn't
remember her boyfriend standing right there. I couldn't remember her boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Remember this.

Speaker 8 (45:08):
Joey is coming over here.

Speaker 11 (45:10):
Do you remember Joey? You have a boyfriend?

Speaker 8 (45:14):
Yes, yes you do. Would you like to see what
he looks like? He's right there?

Speaker 11 (45:26):
Do you want him to open the door and say hi?

Speaker 14 (45:28):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
You feel good? Don't you?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
You're pretty too? All right?

Speaker 7 (45:37):
Well, I love you. I'll see you in a bit. Okay,
I do love you.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
So cute. Imagine not recognizing that's so weird.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
That's good, I Greg, what's your updates? So I was
at the doctor and they had this test that they
had me do for lung strength and lung health. And
you put this thing in your mouth, you take a
deep breath, and then you blow out as hard as
you can and it reads it on this computer screen.
And I don't know how, but that's what. That's this test.
They do it three times and they talk you through it.

(46:10):
And then the physician assistant is looking at the computer
graph and turns to me and went, well, And I thought, oh,
here we go. She's going to tell me I have
four days to live because I've destroyed my lungs over
the last thirty years. I have the lungs of a
twenty year old. And the first thing I did was

(46:33):
text my parents. I'm like, guess what, I have the
lungs of a twenty year old. I couldn't believe it. Congratulations,
thank you, thank you. We have known the entire time.
What a blow hard you are? There you go, yeah,
but you did. It's like, Okay, I have the exterior
of an old man, but the interior of a twenty year.

Speaker 8 (46:54):
Old college kid.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Like I know, people, there was, man, what was I
doing it was one of the things you see like
in the hospital. They it's like a little you blow
into it, and I guess it is to measure something
like that, right, And I got competitive with it, Yes,
like I can do better than that, a little harder.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Yeah, that's why I'm glad. They did it three times. Yeah,
the first one you think, oh, I sucked at that,
second one, Okay, I can be better. Third one, just
as hard as you can. And they also did this
grip test.

Speaker 8 (47:25):
Have you ever done that? Right?

Speaker 2 (47:26):
And you put your hand on this thing and then
you squeeze as hard as you can, as fast as
you can.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Last time I did one of those was the ground
round in like nineteen eighty eighty.

Speaker 8 (47:34):
Saying this sounds like an arcade game.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah. And I don't know what the results of that
test were, but when she looked at the graph on
the computer, she just looked at me and said, you're
right handed, aren't you? Yeah, little dainty okay, because when
I did my left hand, I guess it was like
didn't even register. It didn't even be.

Speaker 7 (47:50):
That's all great news. But I did share with Greg
this morning. I go, oh, hearing loss I heard in
this new study rapidly increases dementia.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah, I don't even remember that conversation. You didn't get it.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Four Woodie text over to two two nine eight seven
more wood He showed next seven.

Speaker 8 (48:10):
Problem.

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Speaker 2 (49:15):
Show. So I tried on that X suit. Oh, I
was gonna ask you. I almost texted you to remind you.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Speaking of prom you know, because you've got to have
something to wear. So you might have seen on Instagram
or something. They keep advertising these suits that you can
throw into the washing machine. It's supposed to be light
and breatheable and stretch all all that kind of stuff.
I'm like, you know, I hate dressing up.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
I hate it. I hate it.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
But like there's been so many things the last year,
year and a half. I've had to go out Men's
warehouse rent a suit. He had manager go pick it up,
go drop it off. It's uncomfortable, it sucks. I'm like, whatever, man,
you know, if thing's like six hundred bucks or whatever
it was, I'll just have this stretchy washing machine suit
and we'll call it a day. Well, it came in about,

(50:05):
I don't know, a month and a half ago. At
this point, it's been sitting there in the box, unopened,
and you know, problems coming up, and so we're running
out of time here in case it doesn't fit.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
I think it was even too late to get any
kind of like alteratio.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Well no, I'm saying, like you have them send me
a different size of something, so I would have had
to go to the men's warehouse. Dude fit perfectly, please,
Like so so far, so good, and it is. It
looks good, it's comfortable. They're not an advertiser. By the way,
it didn't spend one time. This has nothing to do
with anything. I'm just sharing the I'm just sharing the
knowledge that when you see this thing and you wonder

(50:39):
if it's any good.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
It's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
I'm just gonna throw it in a bag and I'm
gonna have it for if I need something like this.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Every man should have a suit.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
And I don't know, I don't remember the process of this,
but because it was a couple months ago, but going
on to the website and however they figured out what
size that would be. Because nothing ever fits easy for me,
because you know, being a fat, tubby piece of crap
does that.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
But this this showed up.

Speaker 7 (51:04):
It was It's perfect, Okay, picture did you have to
do like any photos or anything like that, or.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
My my wife took this picture. This is with the
top button of the of the jacket buttoned up.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
Oh nice.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Yeah, and it's super super comfortable. It's like a glove.
What color is it black?

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Okay, I'm wearing a because I had that blue button
down polo shirt underneath it and I just had that on.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I was just trying on the the jacket, the waist.

Speaker 8 (51:34):
Everything fits.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Yeah, everything, everything fits, everything fits good.

Speaker 8 (51:37):
Look at you?

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Yeah, like you. I'm so afraid to buy anything online
because I'm like, dude, it's not going to fit.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Same yeah, same. I always have to go to a store, same,
try it. But it was it was legit cool, it
was legit.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
I got once again, anybody have at getting.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Any good prom story? Did you have, like anything notable?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
I went to so many proms that I only I
mean it, I did because Okay, so when I was
a I think I went to the senior prom when
I was a freshman because I went with a senior.
Then I went when I was a sophomore, then a junior,
then when I was a senior, and then I went
to the junior prom when I was a.

Speaker 8 (52:11):
Junior, and then it like when you were a freshman.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
I was very popular and so then, but the so
you got asked as a freshman, I got asked a senior,
A senior senior chick, yeah was. Her name was Julie
Ye the first girl who was boobs I ever touched,
and we made out on the floor of my parents'
laundry room. I remember, well, yeah, that's the first time

(52:39):
I saw a boob, So that was fun. We did
the cliche limo thing a couple of times, but the
first few times, when I was I think a sophomore,
I took my dad's car and I was like the
designated driver. Stupid idea, because this was in the days
where we would get like a hotel and then fill
up the bathtub with ice yea and beer, some wind

(53:00):
coolers and crap like that in there. And uh, for
some reason, I was dared on the way to this
prom to try to break one hundred miles an hour
and my dad's and I only had like, I think
two miles to do it because I got onto the
freeway and then had to get off in a couple
of miles. And so I said, all right, well, I

(53:21):
guess if I'm being dared, I got to do it.
So I went like one hundred and three miles an
hour or something like that. That was cool, and it
was had s car go for the first time at
the promuse I thought, Wow, this is going to be
fancy because you go car go. What what school?

Speaker 4 (53:37):
It's not at the prom, it's before the prompt So
you would go to dinner before the prom? I thought
there was serving like his.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Yeah, our proms didn't have food or drink or anything
like that. It was just usually like in the gym
of the high school. Yeah, it was a low budget.
I went to the worst high school and uh so
we would go to dinner before the prom. And I
thought to be fancy, you had to order the s cargo,
So we did that. Did you know what it was? Yes?
And I liked it. It was kind of like clams.

(54:07):
But yeah, most of the proms were kind of all
the same. For some reason, my parents, who were very strict,
they allowed us to get a hotel, do whatever we want.
We have never been allowed to do that really, not
that I went to a prom. The one thing I
never remember, how the hell did we get all this beer?
I don't remember, but we managed to get beer, fill
up the bathtub full of ice and beer, and always

(54:30):
hooked up. Yeah you got laded prom uh not all
the way. No, I didn't get laid somebody. And here's
what I said, hooked up.

Speaker 8 (54:39):
Well, yeah, we hooked up, made out.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Yeah, everything different, everything, that's a different definition of no. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
No, hooked up to me means like, you know, you
went all the way at the very at the very
least mouth party.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Yeah, yeah, they hooked up.

Speaker 7 (54:53):
Making disconnect now that it's like if you said we
hooked up, we.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Right, Oh no, for sure. Yeah, fooled around could be
made out bobs. Now, the reason that didn't go all
the way is because these hotel scenarios, we always shared
a room a ton of people. Supposed to be one room,
two beds, but like eighteen people. Yeah, yeah, that's how
orgies start.

Speaker 7 (55:17):
Yeah true.

Speaker 9 (55:19):
Do you guys remember those holo domes, those holiday inns
with like the pool and the lobby like inside, Yeah,
we had our after prom there. You know it's like
the pool and the jacuzzi like in the lobby.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Of the holiday inn and then crazy do you remember?

Speaker 8 (55:33):
I do remember for my senior there was junior prominent
senior prom.

Speaker 9 (55:36):
For senior prom, we were back at the holod Dome
and there was this group of hockey players, like like
maybe college, and they were on the hot tub and
I just went to prom with a friend. I was like,
I'd rather be in the hot tub with the hockey players.
So I did that, and then my friend, he was
the only friends, got super pissed and like one of

(55:58):
the rooms.

Speaker 8 (55:59):
But like, we were just friends always.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
So what happened in the hot tub, which is like
you know what, No, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (56:06):
They hanging out drinking, made up, made out with one
of them, yeah, and then went upstairs, but.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Not the person you went to the problem with. So
you're making out in the hot tub with the person
didn't go with.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
Yeah he was, and he wasn't super happy about that.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
Yeah, it's all.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Here's the high school boy going to the prom, even
if it's just friends. He I know that was not
on the sure, okay he he had thoughts otherwise.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Oh sure, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
I went to four proms. I could have gone to six.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
I could.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
I mean, you know, there were extenuating circumstances, but yeah,
I hear things like this. I hear things about like
going off to college and all that kind of thing.
I didn't have any of it. All right, go ahead, manutes,
I'm sorry. No no, no, to be able to kill himself. No, no, no.

Speaker 7 (56:56):
But I don't know about you guys. But like when
I was in high school and I, you know, I live.
I lived on the coast and we were pretty close
to the beaches. Everyone was super obsessed with bonfires and
that was like the big plan to go to bonfires
after I don't.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Want to go.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
It's like from a movie kid, remember exactly.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
Yeah, So what was cool is like, yeah, the same
situation with Greg, Like, oh, everybody gets a hotel room
and then everyone has to share it. But I'm like,
I ain't going to no bonfire. I'm staying back at
the hotel room. So you know, put it down, you
know what I'm saying. But everybody we always got alcohol
though through like people's siblings, like the older brother, older sister.
That's hotel. Yeah, but we'd always like filled the bathtub

(57:38):
with like so much alcohol. And I don't think like
kids do that anymore because they're lame and they don't party.
But there was always like the big hotel party was
the thing. Yeah, and you had to sign the paper
that no one, no one's going to party in there,
but you did. Anyways, Yes, are their party.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Maybe they're not drinking because you hear about like, uh,
they're not interested in drinking.

Speaker 7 (57:57):
Yeah, but their party is like online talking to each
other like no, no, no, not for prom. But I'm
just saying like just the hotel party in general, like
they get together online and talk over over video games.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
And looking back, I'm surprised it was, for lack of
a better word, legal because here comes ten, you know,
seventeen year old backing into a relatively upscale hotel. By upscale,
I mean like maybe a Marriott or something, and you
got to know that it's prom weekend. Rights are in
their dresses. And here come all these seventeen year olds

(58:33):
getting a room with no adult in sight, lugging the
what do you call it the baggage cart, those giant
carts full of alcohol. Everybody, it's totally fine, look the other.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
But I think back then, like people are a lot cooler.
I guess they got it exactly.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
And then I'm off driving drunk in one hundred miles
an hour. What you're supposed to do.

Speaker 9 (58:55):
But Greg's are you buried the lead hard the man
who hates and is afraid of butterflies.

Speaker 8 (59:01):
It's like, oh snails, those are good to eat.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Yeah, likes they are, I know, one and done.

Speaker 8 (59:08):
Oh that's not like something you've gone back to many No, no, no, no,
that's weird, weird.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
I also went to this prom. I remember one senior
prom one year with this girl named Jane, and then
the following year with her sister a great and that's
how it goes. And they didn't know at the time.
They thought he was straight. He wasn't like they were

(59:35):
going with their gay friends. No, no, no, I was drinking,
so I was hooking up.

Speaker 8 (59:38):
When you saw the boob for the first time, you're like, no.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
I was like, this is kind of fun. He loves boobs,
one of them to this day. He's still one of them,
distinctly larger than the other. I thought that was that's sad.
And hooked up meaning like hooked up not made out?

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Are you saying you like as far as Sammy does,
like oral, but not intercourse, not prom night because there
was like kids in the room.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Ain't nothing but a sports thing with the g Jeff Garcie.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
I think jeff Gy is trying to kill us. He's
bringing portos. He brought in like donuts.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Yeah yeah yeah. In the universe, Yeah, dude.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
I am stained today just because anyway it was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Today. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
That and then the the people with Masters of the Universe,
the New he Man movie. They sent over Krispy Kremes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Oh they were so good. Yeah, you're so fat yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Yeah, all right, jeff Gy, what's happening with the sports?

Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
All right, let's start with the Dodgers. They beat the
d Backs last night.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Drive past Field, six to two. Dodgers. This lookie bot
strives in old Tani. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:00:50):
Dodgers ended up winning that one six the five, same
two teams tonight at six forty. Angels lost last night
eight to two. There's a crazy play in that game.
The ball bounced off an Angel player's head. It ended
up being a home run.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Listen to this no fly ball to rights center from rumfield.
A Dall's after it in the gap and he makes
the running cat I didn't grab it. Let's see you
clank to hit him in the head and oh no,
be a home run. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:01:14):
Well, do you guys remember back in the day when
jose Canseco did that very famously, right yeah, it bounced
off his head and went into the crowd. So that
basically summarizes the Angels season in a nutshell, right there.

Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
Angels and Rockies again.

Speaker 15 (01:01:26):
Tonight at six forty, Game number one of the Stanley
Cup Finals was a nail bier yesterday Vegas Golden Night
scored with three and a half minutes left. They ended
up winning the game. They take a one to zero
lead in that series. Tonight in the NBA Nick Nicks
versus Spurs, same two teams met way back in nineteen
ninety nine. Spurs won that match up. Their favorite to
win this one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Everywhere.

Speaker 15 (01:01:43):
I'm seeing his Spurs and seven. Yeah you guys, and
said I like Spurs and seven. Actually I hope it
goes the distance.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Man.

Speaker 15 (01:01:49):
Two great teams, two hungry teams, especially the next They
haven't one in fifty years, so they're gonna be wild.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:01:55):
I can't wait to hear what see best brings back
from New York this week, big nice.

Speaker 15 (01:02:00):
WNBA Sparks loss the Aces, and finally, World Cup is
just a few days away. McDonald's drop on a FIFA
World Cup meal starting tomorrow you get a big mac
and or nuggets with fries and a large drink and
a collectible cup featuring soccer stars like David Beckham, hold Anino,
also Ya Mal, Christian Pulisic and so many more. So
if you're big back at McDonald's, get your FIFA meal.

(01:02:20):
Hell yeah, and that's a quick sports right here. I'm
the Woodies Show.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
I thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Jeff g Yeah yeah. At this point, why don't we
just all liquidate our bank account and take the money
and put it in the fire. I'm looking for real answers,
No Woody show.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
All right, Well, people sharing some prom stories.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
If something super memorable from your prom you want to share,
you can text us text over two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
You can call us eight seven seven forty four Woody.
This person said, snuck out for the first time to
go to a prom party. Took the screen out of
the window, gently hit it. Didn't make a sound. Met
my buddy down the road with some with the lights off.
But I got back. My dad was waiting for me,
sitting in the pitch blacks and I hope he had fun.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Scared the hell out of me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Grounded for a while, so I said, I took a
junior to senior prom, dropped her off because she was
grounded from getting a duy, and went to a hotel
party where I took another guy's date and hooked up.
The guy was a pos so don't feel too bad
for him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
This one said.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
At my junior prom, my friend's date found out that
I wasn't Christian, our family's Buddhist. He proceeded to give
me a lecture during the entire drive all the way
to the prom. I was bawling my eyes out as
he was telling me I was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Going to hell yeah atmosphere. Yea.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Greg went to all these problems and all these chicks
for like, you know, like he went as a freshman
some senior chick inviting them. He was feeling boobs and
getting mouth parties.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
I made a good point in the text, Greg is
gay because being straight was too easy challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Yeah, that's why I needed a good life challenge.

Speaker 7 (01:04:03):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
It was a nightmare for us At the time. You
would have thought it was a dream for junior prom.
We had no budget at all. We couldn't get a
venue for some reason. They wouldn't let us do it
in the gym so we had our prom at the
food court of the mall. That's kind of cool. So
tacky it was, so, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
Restaurants open at least.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Two whatever shows up at Denny's, mostly like hotels like
one at a like high end rushing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
I said, my prom sucked.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
All the kids decided to, as a joke, make the
King and Queen purposely voted for the ugliest, most ghetto
food in mouth girl and the fattest guy. He was
the center for the football team. Everybody voted for them,
and the room went wild. It was a disgrace and
not funny at all. Hashtags still bitter, Wow, Sammy, that
was Sammy German.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
I was expected be.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Prom queen now because after all, I was a cheerleader.
You had to have gone to like all the proms.

Speaker 10 (01:05:05):
Yeah, I mean I went to my junior and senior proms.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Of course, but you didn't go as a freshman or
a sophomore like Greg.

Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
I was invited as air.

Speaker 10 (01:05:15):
I was asked as a sophomore, but I didn't want
to go because all my friends weren't going to be there,
so I said no because it didn't sound like it
would be fun for me. Oh oh for me, I
mean because I wouldn't know my date and a couple
other people, but it wasn't my grade, so I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Was it the boyfriend or like just some random person
asked you, yeah, okay, yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:05:32):
Did you say no right then? Energy at least tell
me you think about it?

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
No, I said no.

Speaker 10 (01:05:37):
Well I didn't want you, and I had a real
reason why I didn't want to, and I had to
do with, yeah, you know, my friend's not being There were.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
There any like standout stories prom story.

Speaker 8 (01:05:46):
So for me, we didn't have.

Speaker 10 (01:05:49):
By the time, it was it's like you guys talk
about your hotel parties. They were onto us and they
knew that it was prom night in the town. So
no one could do a hotel really because you got
busted even just walking in. And we also weren't allowed
to do limos because of shenanigans as well, So everybody
had to go to the school and they did something
called like promenade, and everybody walked down and that's where

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parents could take pictures and stuff to the We went
to the buses and buses shuttled us to and from Prom.
You were not allowed to drive there. You were not
allowed to show up in a limo. The only way
to get there was from a bus from the school,
and your like gown in our gowns. Yes, it was everyone,
but I mean we did have a lot of fun.
It was also my senior year. They had this whole

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thing that.

Speaker 8 (01:06:32):
Was no freaking, which was freak dancing.

Speaker 10 (01:06:35):
Because I'm not kidding when I say they had stick
figure pictures of people freaking and then a.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Circle with an XL that was sign said no freaking
all over the.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
The whitest school in America.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Yeah, Jeff, g I have a great prom story.

Speaker 15 (01:06:57):
So we were pregaming right, so, which means we were
drinking the house hours before she drove. She was older
than me. I was a freshman as well as you guys. Yeah,
so I was like, oh, this is awesome. So we
get to the prom and we're in the parking lot
and we start making out. I'm like, this is starting
off great. I'm going to get some before we even

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go into the dance and we're making out making out,
she throws up all over me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Man.

Speaker 15 (01:07:24):
So we never even made it inside to the prom.
I mean it was ever after that we went home
and had to, you know, go our separate ways.

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
She was probably humiliated.

Speaker 7 (01:07:34):
You did bring up, though, like the one part that
I totally forgot about. Did you also have to go
to like parents' houses before the prom to take the pictures?

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
And that's when we had to put on the stupid
bootineer the flower that you I always had a hard
time with that big ass photo shoot.

Speaker 8 (01:07:51):
Right, Yeah, the wrist corsage. That was the one the
girls wanted. They didn't want the pen on exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
Text here said prom story. I grew up in South Jersey.
A bunch of us readed a house down the Jersey
Shore for prom weekend, and someone in the middle of
the night, one of our friend's prom dates came out
sleepwalking into the room where we were sleeping, and we
could tell immediately that he wasn't awake. He walked straight
over to a dresser, pulled open a drawer, and without hesitation,
started peeing in it. That's a that's pretty funny. Uh,

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let's see where Yeah, dude, this guy four proms, another
four prom persons. Best one I was with my girlfriend
senior year. On the way home. She unbuckled her seatbelt
and gave me a mouth party. Oh wow, However, the
longer she was doing it, she was getting extremely horny.
She took off her thong underwear, hiked up her dress

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and sat down on me while I was behind the wheel.
Had to pull over to the side of the road,
but had some awesome sex.

Speaker 8 (01:08:49):
Oh do we believe that that's almost too good to
be true?

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Well pulling up, yeah, I can believe that. That's like movies. Yeah,
not where you not?

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
Where you kept driving? That's why I say pulled over
at Like, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:08:58):
I guess we're doing this, I will say on our
prom night because we would have big sleepovers in everyone
would hang out, and we were in a room with
probably twenty of us, all sleeping in this loft of
our friend's parents' house, and somebody lost their virginity right
behind me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Like I was like, oh my god, Oh my god,
they're having now, Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (01:09:17):
He's losing his virginity and people under blank on.

Speaker 8 (01:09:21):
Prom night was me.

Speaker 7 (01:09:26):
Next year? What was the order though, like the alcohol
order like back then, like during my time, it was
like Gold Schlager, Hennessy, Crown Royal, and then Apple Pucker
and then there was this something called boons that.

Speaker 8 (01:09:40):
We all wanted and Pucker a hated pucker.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
The beer of the day in my day was Miller
Genuine Draft mgdu oh, dude. I saw a guy I
think he got a joke, got a bottle of mad Dog.

Speaker 8 (01:09:54):
Yeah, oh yeah, mad Dog nitrate.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Dude, like what I'd seen about that? Had thought of that.

Speaker 9 (01:10:00):
Yeah, decade thousand years old to remember that. Somebody brought
Bartles and James Whin Yeah, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
God, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Somebody said my niece's prom is ruined because on the
way there, somebody snuck weed onto the party bus. The
driver called everybody's parents come pick them up because they
were miners.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
It was just over immedia there.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
I went to Sammy's school and I can confirm the
no freaking stick figures.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
I totally forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.

Speaker 10 (01:10:27):
Because that winter formal earlier they were going because it
was at the gym, they were shining flashlights on everybody
and telling them to stop dancing the way they were.

Speaker 8 (01:10:34):
It was crazy. Did you go to a Catholic school?

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
No, she went to public high school.

Speaker 8 (01:10:39):
Yeah, weird.

Speaker 10 (01:10:40):
Well, it was never like that until my senior year,
and apparently freak dancing was out of control.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
I went to school getting wild listening to that urban music.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Yeah, Valencia High School, class of two thousand and five.
That's right, they're getting wild out there in Santa Clarita
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Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Did you have a remarkable prom story of any kind?

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Morgan?

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
You seem like you would be the kind of person
who might I know, whether it's you or the people
you're hanging with.

Speaker 13 (01:11:40):
Not to let you guys down, but I really didn't.
I didn't party until I got to college. Okay, pretty tame.

Speaker 8 (01:11:46):
Yeah, that's crazy, I'm sure follow the rule.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
And then she became a club rat for a while.

Speaker 11 (01:11:50):
Yeah, through that phase, I was a late bloomer.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
Yeah, and then she went to bawling. And then she
went from bawling to fighting.

Speaker 11 (01:11:57):
Yeah, so wholesome.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Yeah, all American girl, Yeah exactly. Uh menace. When do
you get your robot again?

Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
Whenever? I mean, I keep on, they don't. I mean,
they give updates. They showed like videos of them building them,
and I see people get them, but I still haven't
gutting update on when I get mine.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
I have the same frustration with this Kickstarter thing that
I did for the boom box, right, yeah, yeah. So
I get the updates and it's like, oh, well, they
led me to believe that it was more further down
the line. They go, oh, well, we're testing this and
we're you know, making sure that all the I'm like.

Speaker 7 (01:12:33):
Huh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
It was the company that already had these boom boxes.
They've been making them forever. That's why I said, now again,
I did it knowing full well it's Kickstarter. You might
not get it, even though everybody told me, dude, already
you're gonna get You're gonna get this thing. But I
keep getting updates about this that like, but no, actual
here's when you can expect it.

Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
Yeah, but I mean I again, I do see people
getting theirs. So if anybody knows anybody at one X
Technologies fast track my order please.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Because I did see another video with one of those,
the one ex neo. Notice that's the one you're getting.
So get like a full on, like functioning robot. Yeah,
like you like you'd see in like a movie. Now,
the only thing you mentioned when you got this robot is, oh,
I'm gonna whatever train it to get coffee.

Speaker 7 (01:13:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
What else can you use it for? I mean I
don't get it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
I can do your laundry, you can do your dishes,
it can do you know, basically you train it to
do what you want.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
I mean probably not well and certainly not quickly.

Speaker 7 (01:13:38):
Yeah, and again I told you if if it's lame,
I get bored with it, I'm just gonna give it
to an older family member to play around with.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Right, and uh, you know it has the dexterity. The dexterity,
I don't know what that is. Okay, Like it can
use its hands to do dishes.

Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
Yeah, I mean not quickly. But you know again, this
is it's another thing that you're not doing. So why
do you care how long it takes?

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
No, I wouldn't care. I'm just pleasantly surprised that it
can physically do that.

Speaker 7 (01:14:08):
Has the dexterity you're looking for, So the question for
the room.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
There's a tech startup company. I don't know if you
saw anything about this the story already. If you did,
my apologies, but they're offering to come in and clean
people's homes for free. Yes, a free house cleaning service.
The catches. They'll only do it if the cleaning crew
is allowed to wear cameras.

Speaker 7 (01:14:36):
Okay, because the right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
So the company wants them to wear the cameras so
they can train the next generation of household robots. And
they promise that no type of facial recognition or personal
information will be used or taken, and that any sensitive
details found inside a home will be blurred out.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
Okay, yeah, well this is how so many companies, uh,
where the workers are like training like AI to do
their job. So that's just just another form of it.
You know, we were talked about like the Uber drivers
that will sit around and they like go through websites
and like uh basically like train AI to to do

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like the food delivery apps and like how to how
to make them better and stuff like that. Basically like
training themselves out of a job. So this is just
another form of that.

Speaker 8 (01:15:30):
It's just a band.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
So would you do it for free house cleaning this
particular thing, I would you let people come into cameras
and stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Yeah, sure, because cleaning your house doesn't really require like
opening your drawers and rifling through your possessions. It's more
just cleaning the floors and the toilets. And yeah, i'd
be make sure you don't have your mail out, Greg,
you know, Yeah, well I don't because I'm not in
its own spot. You would do it, Gina, I wouldn't
do it. Yeah, I don't. I wouldn't do it either.

Speaker 7 (01:15:58):
We always talk about this though. Everyone obsessed with the cameras,
like you're on camera like all.

Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
The like, you're inviting a whole squad of people who
are all cameraed up, and I've never I don't whether
it still deals all over my house. No, No, it's
I don't know. It's kind of like how SMD double m.
Certain things are just ours, right, I think, like your

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your space in your in your home. When I'm outside
of my home, I fully expect that anything and everything
is whatever. I don't even like if the government's going
to listen in on a phone call, fine, but I'm
not gonna get signed up for a service where I
get all my phone stuff for free, but it's all
being broadcast on an app that anybody can just listen
to it anytime. Like I'm not I'm not going to

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sign up for that either. I'm just trying to make
a more of a point about like, all right, this
is this is my space here outside of here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
I'm also not naive to think that people are really
doing what they say. Oh, we're gonna blur this out
where we don't save anything it's ever been sent on Snapchat.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
They go, oh it disappears, does it?

Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
I don't. I don't believe that.

Speaker 7 (01:17:08):
Okay, there's so they're not video live stream in this thing,
So what are you afraid of that's going to happen.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
No, it's just that I'm not not afraid, Like I said,
I'm just I'm keeping this space like this is mine.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
I guess I'm not interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
Yeah, like this is the one place I'm not inviting in,
you know, or signing myself up for.

Speaker 7 (01:17:32):
But the thing is, you do have people come to
your house to do services, but they're not taping it. Correct,
So again I'm asking you, so if they tape it
what is your what's the scenario that you're thinking that
might happen if they have this footage.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
I don't know if it's rooted in any fear. I
guess that I don't know how the better explain it, Greg,
Maybe you can hit me out so I.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
See what you're saying. That it's not that it's gonna
be broadcast or even share it. It's just that it
exists and that you want that part of you completely untouched.

Speaker 7 (01:18:07):
And yeah, because the argument that I hear is like
I don't want you know, people I don't know in
my space, but you do have people that come No.

Speaker 8 (01:18:13):
No, no, no, it's it's it's basically the the canvas.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
There's something about the recording of it, and like if
you come in and you're delivering a table or whatever, fine,
you're in, you're out, whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
But this is what I'm trying to get at, is
I'm seeing if you're going to say, well, I'm afraid
that that footage is going to get leaked out and
other people are going to say it let.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Me see it. No, I just don't.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
I don't believe companies that say they delete that stuff.
That's that's a whole separate thing just in general. I
never it's once digital and it's forever. It's it's out
there somewhere somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
What about you minus? Would you allow this?

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
He's gone to this is what do you think is robots?
They got dudes in India or like co operating the thing? Yeah,
like yeah, so yeah he is.

Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
Yeah, Yeah, I don't care if there's nothing in my house.
I tell everybody all the time. I'm like, go to
my house and try to rob it. There's nothing of
value in there. Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 8 (01:19:04):
You don't care, even if they map it like map,
don't care any of it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
Yeah, nothing, as.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Long as it does fold his own under it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
Yeah, yeah, eight seven four wood all right, so Hammer
and Hank and Half Baked, Oh yes, are gonna join
us Woody Show Crossfire.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
On on the the the house cleaning stuff, just on
the on the text, just a quick text poll over
to two to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Would you would you do that for free house cleaning?

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Like the crew comes in, they're all wearing you know,
cameras to record everything so they can use the train
future household robots, But you get free house cleaning.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Would you do that? Yes or no? Just real quick?
Over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Well, let's go to the phones for this round of
wood He Show Crossfire.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
Yeah all right, talking to a couple of MENACE's oldest friends.

Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
I've probably known them for over thirty years now.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Yeah, long long time.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
And uh here let me pick up this first one
and let's say hi to half baked everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Well, say, I have a.

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
Autograph photo. I bought it for thirty bucks.

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
Yeah, now it's.

Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
Four hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Yea wait, a photo of what what is it?

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
Claude Lemieux.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
They okay, yeah, the hockey legend Claud Lemieux. Uh, one
of the greatest postseason performers of all time in hockey history.
He he committed suicide. Now he did donate his brain.
He did donate his brain to science so they could
take it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Take a look. Yeah, it's like CTE yeah and that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
So you got this Claude Lemieux autograph photo and you
bought it for how much? Now it's worth how much?

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
Thirty bucks? Now like three.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
That's a good.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
ROI yeahm dog, it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
All right, let's uh let's bring in the other half
of what he showed Cross for everybody. Say hi to
Hammer and Hank.

Speaker 7 (01:21:15):
Oh, good morning, Yeah, are you Hank?

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Extremely good?

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
All right? So, uh, Hammer and Hank, I understand you
have some pretty exciting stuff to talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Menace tells me that you are a nominee.

Speaker 4 (01:21:31):
He is from the Bay Area, So the San Francisco
Bay area of California, and Hammer and Hank has been
nominated for the Bay Area Radio Hall of Fame.

Speaker 6 (01:21:41):
Hey, actually the entire doghouse, of the entire.

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
Doghouse, So you're part of that part of the nomination.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
Yeah, okay, all right, you know what, take it where
you can get.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
It, Hank. Yeah. And how's the.

Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
I also have some exciting news?

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Oh yeah, okay, all right, Hank.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
What's what's the news? Oh see how to half Baked?
He's on the he's on the line too.

Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
What's up half Baked?

Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
Good morning Anco, all right, all right, So what Hank,
what's your what's your big news?

Speaker 6 (01:22:12):
I've been invited to see the national anthem at the
July twenty first San Jose A Giants baseball game.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Oh oh wow.

Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
Going to take you on the Ontario Baseball team.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
All right, you know, I was just gonna ask you
how the anthem business is going.

Speaker 6 (01:22:29):
Yeah, extremely good.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
Good an, Now, what do you get like when they
invite you to come do the anthem? Do they give
you like a custom jersey? They hook you up with
a bunch of swag? Do they give you like a
do they give you seats? I'm saying, like, do they
give you like seats to have like the food included?

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
They give you free tickets and that's just about it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
Okay, so free ticket there, yeah, yeah, but not even
like a not like a hot dog or a pretzel
or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Nope, okay, all right, you get all right?

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
All right, Well you can you can follow these guys
on social media at DJ Hammer and Hank at Hugh
Carter Junior. You can follow both of those guys there. Now,
of course, you guys know how this works. We have
a bunch of different news stories and things that people
are talking about and we want to get your honest
opinions on them, and half Bake, We're going to start
with you for this first item of business here, for

(01:23:22):
what do you show crossfire?

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Have you seen the p Diddy tape? There was a
there was a There was a no no, because there
was there was a leaked video that everybody was talking about,
and it was a guy's name something Sly.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
It's the biggest penis I've ever seen, half baked, biggest
penis I've ever seen on a man. And he was
given the business to fifty cents baby mama. Yeah, come on, man,
it's how do I know more about it? Fifty cents
baby mama? And then everybody was talking about P Diddy's
shrimp weaner.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
He's walking around all naked. So you haven't watched the video?
Now would that be something that you watched had you
seen the link?

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
No, you're not following on the case because I know Sammy.
She's a big supporter of P Diddy.

Speaker 8 (01:24:11):
She has the notifications.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Are you a P Diddy supporter? No, I'm a detractor,
a detractor okay? Now, how small is too small when
it comes to a penis half baked?

Speaker 6 (01:24:25):
I can't see it?

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Like, what would you that? What you consider like a
shrimp winer, because that's what they're saying, pity P Diddy's got.

Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
Well, he deserves one.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Okay, he deserves shrimp winterer. Now, Hammer and Hank as
a man who is all about H pop and hip
hop music and everything else. Have you seen the P
Diddy tape from one of these freak offs?

Speaker 7 (01:24:47):
Definitely not, definitely not, definitely not Would you watch it
if you had access?

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
I'll never watch it because P Diddy prick.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Well apparently he's a little prick.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
I tend to agree with the gentleman here because the
selling points are, hey, check out this giant wiener.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
No, I don't want to see.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
Look, it's it's well okay, well I will counter that
with it's impressively large. He's like damn, and then uh
and then the other one. It's like, you know when
people are talking about especially a guy who's like walking
around with so much swagger all the time and you know,
bring to Earth and he's carrying around something that he
can hide in the palm of his hand. Like that's
still going with all right, Let's see how about this

(01:25:35):
next story we have, you know, Pride Month going on
right now. Let me let me start with you on
this one, Cameron Hank, what do you what are you
most proud.

Speaker 6 (01:25:47):
Of America that gave people like black holes.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Up the gay tie in there? Yeah, no, that's what
he's proud of That's what he's proud of. Proud of America.

Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
Gave us to work with somebody who was gay long
long time ago named Saint John.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:26:10):
St John, you're so fierce.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Yeah, And used to work with him back in the day.
And so was that one of his favorite songs? Is
that why you're saying it's a it's a favorite of
of gay people.

Speaker 6 (01:26:21):
Yes, because I think they like all turntive rock.

Speaker 8 (01:26:27):
It's pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Here, that's true. Sound Garden's huge gay world.

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
So hammerd Hank is most proud of America. And then
what about you half baked up? What would you say
here in Pride month that you are most proud.

Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
Of all my sports stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
Now is this Claude Lemue picture? Is this your new
favorite thing because it's appreciated in value so much?

Speaker 6 (01:26:55):
No, I've got our Koobe worth five thousand?

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Oh where do you keep that?

Speaker 8 (01:27:00):
Do you have a safe?

Speaker 6 (01:27:03):
I have it all too full of tras.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Good.

Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
Yeah, it's like cribs.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
All right, yeah, all right? Next thing here? What do
you show crossfire? Guys?

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
There's been a lot of talk, a lot of talk
out there about artificial intelligence AI.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Are you for it?

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
Or are you against it? I think it's a pretty
pretty uh cut and dry thing. It seems to be
pretty black or white. We'll start with you Hammer and
Hank AI. Are you for it or against it?

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
It depends on the question. Actually I need to update
my resume?

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
What are you updating your resume for? Are you applying
for different jobs?

Speaker 6 (01:27:51):
Job with the Witty Show?

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Yeah? All right, all right? And then uh and then
half baked? What about you AI? Are you for it
or against it?

Speaker 6 (01:28:03):
Against it?

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
And why?

Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
Because it takes away jobs from real people?

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Okay, all right, I'll technology that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
Do you think the type of work that you are
interested in doing would be a job that would be
at risk of being taken over by AI?

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
No, of course not.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Now. Yeah he's recession proof. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
That's the kind of job that you need to find,
you know, Yeah, there's a recession proof job. Now, are
you into the idea of, you know, any kind of
like would you be okay with, you know, watching or
listening to music that was produced through AI or watching
some kind of video.

Speaker 6 (01:28:43):
Fun?

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
So are you for it or against it? So it's
kind of like what Hank said, if it's to your benefit, sure, right, Yeah,
that's what Hank was saying. That's what Hank was saying.

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
Hank, You know what, I did have another question for
you because I know that you're a big Sabrina Carpenter fan. Yeah,
this is another news item that we can ask about.
What's your take? I mean, Sabrina Carpenter and this stalker?

Speaker 6 (01:29:03):
Oh yeah, you hear having the stucker should be put
away for life? Yeah, speak on it, Hank, because I
think he did it to himself. He did to himself.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Okay, he did it to himself. Mean what.

Speaker 6 (01:29:18):
He tried to enter the Serena Carper property without permission?

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:29:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
And was it clear that what did he want? Did
he have any kind of like thing written? Like does
he want to be he want to be with her?
Does you want to just meet her? Like what's going
on an autograph?

Speaker 6 (01:29:35):
I think he just want to meet her?

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
Like what kind of level fan? I know you're a
big fan, but like, have you met Sabrina Carper? You
have not met Sabina Carver?

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Is that is that correct?

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
I love to meet her someday.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
Okay, you'd like to one of her concerts? Yes? Okay, yes, I.

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
Would like to have her seeing the man the San
Francisco Giants game.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Like a duty Yeah yeah, legendary, Yeah, like a like
a duet, great idea, what a show crossfire?

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
We have half baked, we have Hammer and Hank.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
Now, recently on the show, we were we were asking
the listeners to tell us what's the single best piece
of advice they've ever gotten? Because everybody gets advice a
lot from different people, sometimes solicited, sometimes unsolicited, but half baked.
If I was asking you, what is the single best
piece of advice you ever got, what would it be?

Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
In three when Kobe got in trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Yep, I never went anywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:30:32):
With someone I just met one minute ago.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Very smart, Okay, so yeah, don't go anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
Don't go to a place with somebody that you just met,
because you're not you're not quite sure what they're going
to get you into.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Is that what you're saying? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:30:47):
Okay, all right, that's what we.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Learned from O three Kobe, All right, I know, Hammer
and Hank. What about you, what's the single best piece
of advice you've ever gotten?

Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
Never never give up. Always stay focused on your.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
Goals, all right, never give up and always stay focused
on your goals. All right, what do you show Crossfire?

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
That's some really good advice, like think about three Kobe
and then also never never give up. Well it is
it is summertime, Fellas, and a lot of kids are
going off to camp. Gina step Son. Oh yeah, for
the first time ever is going off to camp.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
This is like a full on sleep away sleep away
camp for a week. We'll start with you, half Bake.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
Did you ever go to any kind of camp where
there was that day camp or sleep away camp anything
like that.

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
It's in sixth grade. I went to this science camp
and they were.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Doing science.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Yeah, doing science stuff. All right, that sounds like fun.
What about you, hammered Hank. Did you ever go away
to camp or go to a day camp?

Speaker 6 (01:31:52):
Yes? I went on a sixteen day camping trip. Well,
it's in the group home in Modesto way back in
nineteen for and I hated it because one of the
residents derinated in my iced tea and I hated it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Wait wait, wait, they're pranking.

Speaker 8 (01:32:10):
That's horrible.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
Someone, I'm sorry, let's take this down. Hold on, hold on, wait,
So this was just prankin I'm assuming with something somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
Peede in your iced tea. I saw it, Okay, so
you never actually drank it?

Speaker 6 (01:32:28):
I didn't got threw it out?

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
Oh man, I was like, oh no, well, fellas, thank
you so much for taking some time. You can find
dj hammer and Hank on Instagram at dj Hammering with
an N not Hammering, Hammering Hank and also tell everybody
about your podcast they can tune into Hank.

Speaker 6 (01:32:53):
I also host a weekly podcast with my buddy Run Hoppy,
which is available on Spotify.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Get your podcast and what's it called? Like if I'm
typing into the search.

Speaker 6 (01:33:03):
The Hammer and Hank Show, The Hammer.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
And Hank Show.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Nice all right with with Ryan Hoppy and then uh yeah,
you could check that out wherever you get your podcast?
Like what was uh what was that on the last episode?
What were you what were you guys talking about In
the last episode.

Speaker 6 (01:33:18):
Ran talked picts in clean Church, my Nation, Anthem, invite
j Mini, Mini many more.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Okay, all right, well that's all I mean on the
latest episode of the Hammer Hank Podcast, and uh and
half Baked. Anything else that you'd like to add before
we wrap things up here this week? No, I'm good,
You're good, all right. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:33:40):
I figured that he had so many public appearances and
different things that he was doing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33:44):
Uh, you know, like things are just like you know,
going going, well things. You know, he's he's very busy.
He's got a lot of things going on. It's hard
to keep track of all the things with half bab.

Speaker 6 (01:33:55):
The colin, my teacher Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Alright, well hammer and hacking half Baked everybody, Thank you fellas.
I always enjoy talking to you guys. Half Baked, have a.

Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
Great to have a great day, my friend. That's the
take care of all right, more what he shows next?

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Hang on Morewoody shows next.

Speaker 7 (01:34:19):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
It show.

Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
Story about you know Meta and all these lawsuits and
backlash they've been dealing with related to teens being exposed
to quote harmful content on the different platforms. Well now
they've launched teen accounts in twenty twenty four, an update
that featured in twenty twenty five with age appropriate content

(01:34:48):
restrictions loosely and controversially inspired by PG thirteen movie ratings.
Well now Meta is taking it beyond just the US
and Canada, UK, Australia, and it's going to it's going
to limit what you know, we'll be shown in reels
and in the feed. And now there's even to be
further restrictions when it comes to post dealing with nutrition
and weightlifting and anxiety. What's going on with nutrition and weightlifting?

(01:35:14):
I mean the anxiety part. I guess I can understand.
Like is there like a controversial nutrition yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:35:24):
Standard, Yeah, they're encouraging it, like you know, discussing isn't true.

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
I don't know if this is right or wrong. Somebody
can help us on the phones around the text. I
remember being a kid, and you know, uh, they would
always discourage us, even like the adults and the gym
teachers and things like that. They would discourage us from
hitting the weights. Oh really they said weight training was
bad for kids.

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
I don't know what. I don't know what the harm was.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
I guess that was the question number one? What was
the apparently what was the harm? But also was that true?
Because now now kids I know, like my son he's
on the on the baseball team, they all want to
be ripped and they yeah, they go. Part part of
practice is that they hit the gym, hit the waits.

Speaker 8 (01:36:10):
But even your high school, was there a gym, Oh yeah,
there was like.

Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
A prison gym. Yeah it wasn't nice. It was it
was dumpy. He would never pay a monthly.

Speaker 9 (01:36:22):
High school before high school because high school kids use
the gym equipment.

Speaker 10 (01:36:28):
We had a weight room in middle school, in high school,
before high before high school.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Oh no, no, no we didn't either.

Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
No, everybody's road bikes.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
But you said your son and his friends, they're all
obsessed with having visible veins.

Speaker 6 (01:36:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:36:47):
Social media like young dudes, man, Yeah, yeah, stupid, all.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
The shows that you're ripped.

Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
I saw the little girl. She's like a powerlifter and
she's little man. She's like, I don't know nine what
Oh dude, go on Instagram type in powerlifting girl.

Speaker 8 (01:37:05):
Oh she's nine. Yeah. Nine, she's at the Arnold Sports Festival.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Yeah dude, sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
But like, and I remember seeing in the even in
the comments, they're like, are you sure this is safe? Yeah, Greg,
she'd kick your ass totally. She could probably lift you
over her head.

Speaker 8 (01:37:23):
She dead lifts one hundred and eighty Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
She could pick me up.

Speaker 8 (01:37:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
Speaking of kids, story in the news about this forty
one year old guy in Pennsylvania. He was out doing
some thieving and an office building he broke in it
was all at night, so you know it's dark, so
he told his assistant to hold the flashlight. That assistant
was his girlfriend's eleven year old daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
Cool give her job early.

Speaker 4 (01:37:47):
The cops showed up, caught the guy trying to steal
copper wiring, very very classic. He was arrested, taking the jail.
His little accomplice was returned to her mom to lock
her up. He's spending time with the girls, making he's
making an effort.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
It's a core memory for her in the car, like
these women do when they go to the casino exactly,
you know, you know, going to the bar or the bar. Yeah, yeah,
bring your stepdaughter to work there exactly. Yeah, getting her
out there, showing her how the ends are met.

Speaker 8 (01:38:17):
Learning new skills.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
Sometimes this is what you gotta do. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
Now, look, when you're about to take some copper out
of this wall here, what you want to make sure
that you don't do is, uh, you know, you put
in your hands where they don't belong, because that could
just be really bad.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
You'll end up you'll end up giving.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Yourself cardiac arrest from the shop. Yeah, get all fried.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Thanks for teaching me. Eight seven four.

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
Yeah, you'll have those stories. Yeah, me and my mom's boyfriend.
Remember when let's go stealing coppers?

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
It was cool. Do you know how this bridge with
the screen on it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:49):
Oh yeah, somebody hits the doorbell, it automatically pops up
on the refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Because most of the time menace is in the kitchen.

Speaker 8 (01:38:57):
Yeah, the Witty Show.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
All right, welcome back.

Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
So we talk about different things that we see that
we think like, oh, that sounds cool. You know what
a ride by the way, I ordered one of those
salad shooters. We're talking about this, the salad shooter still
a thing, but you really did order it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
It's sitting on my desk like a crank or is
it power power?

Speaker 4 (01:39:23):
Its powered? Okay, yeah, pretty cool. We got to Yeah,
we'll see if that's worth an ish. All right, well,
just does it really work as advertised?

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
It looks so cool and easy because people are talking
about slicing fingers off and what's a thing called the mandolin?

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
Like, why why get that, Greg when you can have
the salad shooter.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
I'm curious to know how you clean dishwasher. I bought that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Uh, I bought that thing that poops out the little
warm towels. Yeah, that thing turned out.

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
I I haven't. I haven't used it in a couple
of weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
But I still love it. I'm not getting rid of it.
And that I just saw it on Instagram. I'm like, oh, okay,
ordered it and the thing is great. Yeah, I think
everybody should have one.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Remember remember when man has got that what do you
call it? Like a suitcase holder that you put in
the guest room that you've seen hotels? And I said, oh,
I didn't know civilians could buy it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
One thing you set your luggage on a hotel room,
just a little girl stand for some suitcase.

Speaker 2 (01:40:29):
I wonder if civilians can buy When you go to
a barber shop and they get the shaving cream and
it's warm out of that machine, you buy those you
can buy. I might get one of those. Sure, I
love that. Get the hot lather, yes, a hot labs.

Speaker 8 (01:40:42):
Are you certified to buy that?

Speaker 12 (01:40:44):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
You're right? Can Joe blow by one of those?

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
But Greg, didn't you just buy something? So all these
things are like, we will get them, we'll try them out.
Is it worth an ish? I have to let you
know we tried before you buy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
Right, Well, okay, one thing I'm gonna say, and I
mentioned this in the past. That's not worth It is
a cleaner called the Pink Stuff. It sucks the other
day awful, It doesn't do a damn thing. Why do
I know this name and it's you. Yeah, pink stuff sucks.
A couple of things recently, the cardboard box cutter by
a company called sleigh Ware. I believe it's called that Rules.

Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
Well, we've seen those because I mentioned that I had
one and then Greg that inspired me. It's Greg brought
one in and we got we got to tried out.
Those are the man you gotta break down because eybody's
got a billion Amazon boxes.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Absolute man, even if.

Speaker 4 (01:41:29):
You have a giant, huge refrigerator box, you've got a breakdown.
You can put this thing into a billion pieces within seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
It's great.

Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
It's like a little hand saw life changes that you
can use, you know, to break down your boss. So
that was one that Greg bought.

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
It was great. Another one I think I've mentioned in
the past past, Giraft Tools is the name of the brand.
It's a stainless steel garden hose. Rules doesn't drip, doesn't kink.
It's awesome. But the thing I'm texting to you guys
right now this is the most life changing thing. You're
gonna find it to be the most boring thing ever
made known to mankind. If you have curtains. This only

(01:42:05):
applies if you have curtains. It doesn't apply to shutters.
Gina has Oh my god, Greg, I am dead serious.
This has changed my life. Explain Okay, So I don't
know how you pronounce the brand, but I think it's Coke,
Cooxy Cooksuki.

Speaker 8 (01:42:25):
Ko x u k y.

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
Cook cook Sucky.

Speaker 7 (01:42:31):
So I have.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
If you have curtains, and you have a curtain rod
and it has rings that you have to slide the
curtains open and close. A lot of the times these
rods are made up of like a couple of poles,
so you have like a adjustable, like a yes adjustable,
one inside the others. How why the opening exactly showers exactly?
So sometimes the curtain rings when you open or close

(01:42:59):
the curtains, they kind of like get stuck on that
little intersection and you have to kind of like reach
really high and lift it over that. You take this
curtain rod tape and you put it on top of
the curtain rod so you don't even see it, and
you take your hand and you just go with the curtains.
What changed? I say this with no exaggeration, it changed

(01:43:23):
my life.

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
You started this with I got something that has changed
my life, and then I saw the text when you
send it over as we have the picture of what
this is.

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
It changed your life? It didn't because I'm not even
remotely exaggerating. When I go to bed at night and
I go to close the curtains, it was always a chore.

Speaker 7 (01:43:42):
It's not that great.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
I'm telling you, man, it is awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:43:47):
My question is, how would you even know to find
something like this? How do you know it exists?

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
I did not.

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
Mario found it and we've got it. And so this
is not a shower curtain. No, this is curtains.

Speaker 8 (01:44:02):
Okay, So it's like a piece of tape that will
like you know, I see.

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
Because the picture I'm looking at here looks like like
a shower curtain rod.

Speaker 11 (01:44:13):
Sliding glass door on there.

Speaker 13 (01:44:15):
So mine they get uneven on each side every time
I like open the blinds or whatever, and so then
I eventually it'll fall off and it breaks off the
whole thing.

Speaker 11 (01:44:26):
So will this stick the two rods together?

Speaker 4 (01:44:30):
So in other words, like let's let's say this is
where they connect here. The rings were getting caught there
and you couldn't just slide it across.

Speaker 14 (01:44:40):
This.

Speaker 4 (01:44:41):
This just makes it because now the rings are sitting
on top of the tape, on top of the tape,
and so it just slides without getting caught on that little.

Speaker 2 (01:44:48):
Like ice skates. It's the little things for Greg, I'm
telling you, man like at night time, opening and closing
my curtains, I'm like, God, I would some nights, I
would sleep with the curtains open because I didn't want
to Bob. I'm just like one handed whoopshop.

Speaker 8 (01:45:03):
I don't have curtains right now. How many of you
are going to go buy this because of this?

Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
I don't have any curtains.

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
I don't have that way. I don't have a real
problem with this.

Speaker 7 (01:45:12):
Yeah, but you want to see what we're talking about.
It's on our Instagram story right now, the show on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
You can you can check it out. It's so good.

Speaker 10 (01:45:26):
Yeah, and Greg, for me, I am so short that
I can't if it gets stuck, it's just stuck and
I have to walk away. I cannot reach it. There's
nothing I can do. I can't get up high enough
to move it over.

Speaker 8 (01:45:36):
This will be life.

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
Changing, life change.

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
You want to hear what a psycho Greg is. We
have many examples over the years, Greg and I want
to We were talking about this on the walk out
of the building one day. Jimmy, you were there. Greg
and Mario. Well, sometimes on a weekends, like a full
night's sleep to be had, we got to get up
early for the show or anything that there's a full

(01:46:01):
night sleeping be had. He and Mario will each sleep
on a couch as to not on make the bed,
which they think is quote perfectly made.

Speaker 11 (01:46:11):
Yes, no psycho, no thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
No guests coming over.

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
Yeah, they'll look at the bed and go, that's too perfect.
You know, that's too perfectly made, and they'll sleep on
the couch.

Speaker 7 (01:46:25):
Your house being staged to be sold.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
It's for our eyes to enjoy, you know how you
have like you know how you have a good hair day.
Sometimes you have a really good bed day, and you're like,
you know what a good bed day is being in
the bed. We're not going to mess up the bed.
And there's like days I wake up on the like
on a Saturday, and my neck is killing me because
I've slept with my feet up on the.

Speaker 9 (01:46:48):
Autumn, the closest I could ever come a nap and
the beds mates will see on top of it with
a blanket.

Speaker 7 (01:46:55):
That's American psycho stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:46:56):
I was pissed because last weekend, on Friday night, I
was not anticipating it. And there are times I go,
you know what, fine, if I pass out here, I'm fine,
I'll get up transfer later. I fell asleep on the
couch and I woke up. I get four forty five
in the morning. I'm like, damn, because now you gotta
transfer up to your actual to your actual bed. I

(01:47:16):
was mad that I fell asleep on the couch for
that long and wasted what was gonna be a good
night not having an.

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
Alarm clock yep on the other end of the evening sleep. Meanwhile,
Greg's out here has to not mess up the bed.
That's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:47:31):
It's insand that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
Behavior. Usually two days a week, will not go to
bed just because it's looking good.

Speaker 10 (01:47:40):
Serial Yeah, yeah, it's cruse Greg and Mario are perfect
for each other.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
I like to quote the comedian Brian Reagan, why is
having uh, wanting things in order called the disorder?

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:47:53):
But no, this one you have to admit, like this
is too far. Take your nap in bed.

Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
It's one thing to remake the bed. You can remake
the bed exactly the same way.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
I know. But there's something about like a Sunday morning
that you walk into the bedroom and it's already made.
You can just relax after sleeping all night in the couch. No,
that's hotel ready. Photos of course that I'll give you
a psycho. This tape, this curtain red tape, not psych
I get that. It's awesome, It's okay. I mean, couldn't

(01:48:27):
you just do that with any other tape? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:48:30):
Probably you could probably take you could take duct tape tap. No,
you wouldn't see it because you're putting it on. It
only has to go on the very top, and so
you can you can tear the duct tape so to
the length that you need, and then you could tear
it down lengthwise to make it as thin as you want.
Probably and right in the top. It's the same idea, dude,
it just came.

Speaker 7 (01:48:50):
It just came to me exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
You're not going to see what's on the top.

Speaker 7 (01:48:53):
I know people have seen this on stores. What Greg
is talking about. It looked exactly like that stuff called
alien tape. Where's the clear tape?

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:49:01):
Yeah, okay, so alien tape.

Speaker 2 (01:49:03):
But this one is made out of pure magic. It's
the same.

Speaker 7 (01:49:07):
A dumb product that I got obsessed with that I
bought three now is stud Finders. Dude, love stud Finders
And I got to use one today, can't wait to
use it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
Why did you buy three?

Speaker 7 (01:49:19):
Because I'm like, oh, this one's even better. This one's better.
This one has a light.

Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
See the battery electric ones? Now, I bought those over
the years. I don't think they're great, this stuff, but
now you know what, Ever, since I learned how they work,
I'm like, wow, this is awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:49:35):
You you get that magnet, yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
You run it against the wall and it just magnetized
to the screws they use for the drive because they're screws.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
And where the where the studs are?

Speaker 8 (01:49:46):
King?

Speaker 7 (01:49:47):
Didn't you ask that question? How did they stick to
the wall?

Speaker 2 (01:49:49):
I did?

Speaker 7 (01:49:50):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:49:50):
You did?

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
Yeah? I say, what is this thing? I wasn't even
thinking about? Like, yeah, duh.

Speaker 4 (01:49:54):
And as soon as you say it's one of those things,
as soon as some of the well, there are the
screws that are behind the behind the paint and everything
and the patch. Oh yeah, idiots, that's stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
I have a stud Finder laser level combo. Oh that
sounds when you find the stuff you masturbate after totally.
I'm going to do that later today.

Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
But what I did buy that was actually really cool
was like, because you know, I hate hanging things on
the wall because God forbid, it's not perfectly level because
the sometimes the back of the frame or whatever you're
putting up on the wall, the little thing with the.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
Teeth or not even on either side.

Speaker 4 (01:50:33):
So yeah, you can do a perfectly straight line on
the wall, but it's not going to be perfectly straight
where you need it. It's a thing where you just
kind of put it where you want. There's a level
built into it, and you push your thumbs and it
makes little marks.

Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
I've wanted that and that way. Knock it in two seconds.
It actually works. It actually works. Yeah, pretty much. So
this stuff is like, I think nine bucks totally worth
it if you want to change your life for the better, if.

Speaker 8 (01:50:58):
That's what some of your interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
A question for Morgan based on something on the text, Okay,
is there something we don't know about it? Says word
on the street is Morgan's out. When's that happening after
the UFC thing?

Speaker 12 (01:51:14):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
Well?

Speaker 13 (01:51:15):
This person texts Morgan sucks a lot, So I think
they I think they want me to get fired.

Speaker 11 (01:51:20):
I think, or maybe word on the streets, I'm getting fired.

Speaker 8 (01:51:23):
I don't know that's me.

Speaker 2 (01:51:26):
So let's see. Morgan thinks she's so much hotter than
she is. She looks like a two can.

Speaker 11 (01:51:35):
I always say I'm before thank.

Speaker 4 (01:51:36):
You, And she always talks about going to the club
used to who does that? Clubs are so eighties? Alright,
but yeah, it's just the it's just the one and
this this person, Oh no, there is another one. Yeah,
Morgan sucks, okay at this person also that what he
gave Greg AirPods used air pods?

Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
Gross? Is that gross? I think I believe you cleaned
Ever heard of.

Speaker 8 (01:52:02):
An alcohol way?

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
I did? That's what I did.

Speaker 8 (01:52:04):
I have brand new.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
I got alcohol wipes, I wiped it.

Speaker 4 (01:52:07):
I cleaned them all up, I wiped them off, and
I gave him the Greg. Ye I.

Speaker 6 (01:52:14):
Do.

Speaker 10 (01:52:14):
I don't like that putting something in your ear and
then in somebody else's wax and stuff builds up in there.

Speaker 8 (01:52:19):
But he wiped it off with alcohol.

Speaker 2 (01:52:21):
You could see if there was how long did you
have those for? Yeah, I don't know year one.

Speaker 4 (01:52:26):
Of those new ones come out. Yeah, no I got these.
I got these because I had an older pair. Then
they did some new whatever they did, and then I
eventually got the new So yeah, they're probably like a
year old.

Speaker 9 (01:52:38):
So say you're saying nothing he could do would sanitize
it enough for you because of the thought of it,
right that.

Speaker 4 (01:52:45):
You'll go to a hotel, I thought, I do think
about this. You'll go to a hotel and you put
your face on pillows that all these strangers are because
they maybe changed the pillowcase.

Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
Fine, but not the pillow those yellow ass pillows that
every guy's got, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:53:03):
Yeah, this disgustingly the things that people go to restaurants,
the forks are barely clean.

Speaker 8 (01:53:09):
Do not use the glass, the drinking glass in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:53:11):
The hotel and think, but I think about that when
I go to a restaurant, Like, how many people have
put this fork in their as somebody who used to
run the Hobart machine, the dishwashing machine at there called
it's the company that makes it, Hobart. I don't know
what it's called. The dishwasher. Anyway, those things come out
every once in a while. I got to go, I'm sorry,
can I get a different fork? There's still gunk on this.

(01:53:33):
We've all had that experience.

Speaker 7 (01:53:34):
What about that, Sammy, Yes, it's gross.

Speaker 4 (01:53:39):
He's not putting the air pods that were in my
ear in his mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:53:42):
But he would just be brand new.

Speaker 4 (01:53:46):
They do, Yes, I do. You can go and look
in my car right now. I will try on any
given day. You can say today's day, what I will
hand you my car keys. You can go down there
find a single piece of trash.

Speaker 8 (01:54:03):
It's too perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
There's no such thing as that.

Speaker 4 (01:54:08):
It's not perfect. But I will before I get out
of the car. It's just become a habit. Before I
get out of the car, I'll look around. I'll go,
is there anything that can come out of this car
that needs to go in the garbage or back into
the house or into the office. There's nothing that's left
in there that doesn't need to be in there, which
is you know, whatever the charging cable or whatever you
have that will just be used in the car every
single time.

Speaker 8 (01:54:29):
What about crumbs? You never eat anything I do, but that.

Speaker 4 (01:54:32):
Can like abuster No, I look and I go, Okay,
well there's crumbs. I'll pick them up. We you know,
will vacuum the car. I don't do it every day.
I'm not like Greg. Where I go the car is
too perfect. I'm not driving my bike er, I'm gonna
walk today because yeah, because the car is too clean.

Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
That's true. Like here at were the entrance to the garage.
Sometimes there's water running down the street and I'll drive
around the block to the other entrance because I don't
want to go through the bottle. How about super slow?
Just go through it super slow and don't splash. It's
just too it might splash.

Speaker 8 (01:55:07):
I've been in both of your cars and at first
it's like, oh my god, this is so nice. It's
so clean.

Speaker 9 (01:55:11):
And then I'm like I start to just feel like
crumble with like shame and self hatred because of my
own car.

Speaker 8 (01:55:16):
It's too hard, it's too stressful. Yeah, yeah, it's too nice.

Speaker 11 (01:55:20):
If we find a crumb in your car, what do
we get?

Speaker 2 (01:55:22):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:55:23):
Yeah, because one time I got in your car and
there was like a piece of trashure Like you're like, oh,
I haven't taken that out yet.

Speaker 8 (01:55:30):
It was like some fast food something.

Speaker 2 (01:55:32):
Oh, really. Yeah, but you warn me a lot of animal.

Speaker 8 (01:55:36):
But I was like I was making a joke out
of it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
You're like, no, no, no, I already tried.

Speaker 4 (01:55:40):
I'm honestly trying to think of when that would have
happened and why. Yeah, I really don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:55:45):
But like you had to get the heads up because
it was so not you.

Speaker 2 (01:55:49):
I don't know, but I didn't. I didn't put two
and two together that that would be gross. Sorry, Greg, No,
I think I don't think it's gross at all. I'm
a brand new I'll buy you a brand new I
would like these place. Well, I didn't say anything because
no one seemed to care.

Speaker 8 (01:56:04):
It's the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:56:07):
You guys are discussing, you both are oh my god,
you're just putting that in your ear.

Speaker 8 (01:56:10):
You basically paid a bad sex.

Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
Yeah, you legally had sex. I thought you were just.

Speaker 10 (01:56:14):
Being nice and didn't want to be rude, and it
was like, okay, like putting in your ears, like, oh
my god, I'm so glad that's gregging not.

Speaker 2 (01:56:19):
Menace in my mouth many times, Yeah, but that was
all that's true, pure, I don't care. That's true.

Speaker 7 (01:56:25):
That was pleasure though.

Speaker 2 (01:56:26):
Yeah. Eight seven seven forty four Woody. All right, well,
good to know that you're going you're sticking around more.

Speaker 4 (01:56:32):
Sorry, guys, I'm sorry to the sorry to the text.

Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
I know.

Speaker 9 (01:56:36):
Oh but we did get another text that test if
Morgan is a too can then you better know I'm
all about those fruit loops.

Speaker 2 (01:56:44):
There you go, you get it?

Speaker 4 (01:56:45):
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And we are wrapping up and getting the hell out
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Anything you missed on today's show, you get caught up
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Speaker 2 (01:57:13):
That'll be good.

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parting words of wisdom please Yeah, Idolizing a politician is
the same as believing a stripper actually likes you. Yeah,
ain't that the truth? It is the dead honest truth.
It's like to say any kind of celebrity like help.

(01:58:44):
People take up for celebrities as if they're their personal friends.
Give this person would do anything for you. Yeah, care
about you given the opportunity, like please and people. All right,
thank you very much, Greg gory O, thank you so
much for giving the Woodies Show some of your valuable
time this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:59:03):
You know we'd love it. Appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch you
back here on Thursday. Have a great day. SMD double M.

Speaker 2 (01:59:11):
I quit this bitch.