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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo on the morning show Tigers. Everybody's excited about the
Tigers in their run to possibly a World Series, except
for one woman who this morning, we need to figure
out who you are. So in one of my group
chats of a bunch of my friends, one of the
guys that I know went to the Tigers game yesterday
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and took a video of a woman that was sitting
in front of him at the game. And I have
a quick question that I need to ask, And this
is just a very simple question. Is there any listeners
of ours that have ever watched porn in public? I
would like to know who are the people that pull
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out their phones and watch porn in a public place.
Like I don't think I've ever watched porn anywhere other
than in like my bedroom, Like I usually I'm like alone,
trapped in there and uh feeling very lonely. Walk on
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the door, you know, I'm like not wanting people to
see me watching this stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
With the way Twitter set up, though, sometimes you're caught
off guard.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
This is uh this, by the way, is porn at
the park. We're going to call about it at Comerica Park.
So this video is pretty amazing. Of this lady who
is sitting there at the game and she is watching
what is two women basically having a sexual relationship with
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each other, and the are you watching the video? Do
you want to see this video? We want to if
you want to see I don't want to show it.
I'm not showing it to anybody who doesn't want to
see it.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Imagine Joey Chess.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Because I want to see what this lady was watching.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Imagine right there, that's that's at the game, and you
can describe what you're watching.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
And it was probably in the first three innings when
it was going like not so great.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
God that is for America Park.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yes, okay, all right, God rest his soul?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Was she doing? Why was she watching that in public?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I don't know. It's wild.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It is absolutely wild that you would go to a
game and you would be sitting there and I guess
the game got a little boring at certain times. And
at the times that it got boring, it was the
time to pull out your phone and go on to
porn Hub or wherever she was watching.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
If you're sitting behind her or next to her, do
you address it or do we act like we're not seen?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Smith, don't look at that lady's phone in.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Front of around you, you know what.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
And I think the people that are sitting next to
her look like they're just watching the game normally. It's
like past the peanuts. They're probably sharing AirPods. Where is
the weirdest place that you ever caught somebody doing something
that they absolutely shouldn't And it doesn't have to be poorn,
it could be anything. Where's the weirdest place that you've
caught somebody doing this? Because I will tell you if
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I was sitting behind this woman, like the uh one
of the guy friends that I have was doing it,
I would probably like, go, what are you doing? Like
I would probably say something, wouldn't you or no, or just.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Let them keep going, either let them keep going on
a crude joke or something.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Especially if like I had my nephews with me or something,
I think I would say something.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
But other than that, it's kind of crazy. Oh, it's
very crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, Like to me, if if I'm like in watching
the game and enjoying the game and that is happening
at that particular time, I'm.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Wondering, why are you going to the game?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Like she didn't even have like one of those scream protectors. No,
like she's her brightness was fully up.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Those are so good, by the way, those screen protectors,
you cannot see what other people are doing. V does
V want to be voices guised? That's just his name,
that's oh, that's his name. Okay, So V is on
the phone with us right now. What's happening, V?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Hey, how's it going? What's happening?
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (04:22):
keV?
Speaker 9 (04:22):
Nail that you like you said Twitter acts? You never know, see,
my my algorithm's crazy because I do a lot of
I guess we'll say research and uh yeah, So my
wife will get mad at me because we'll be sitting
there and I'll show her a video of a cute
dog and everything, and automatically, the next video scrolls up
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and next thing, you know, there's a woman you know
doing her best magic impression.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
You know, yeah whoah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
So I'm like, I always get yelled at, and I'm like,
it's not my fault, it's you know, Elon's.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Blaming on that pastward. Charles, what's up? Charles?
Speaker 10 (05:05):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Right?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Playing with themself?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
At the park?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
At the what park? What park are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (05:18):
Sheldon Park?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
You're kidding me.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So they went to Sheldon Park and the guy was
just sitting there laying on the car on the grass
or what a girl?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
What did you say to her?
Speaker 8 (05:38):
I reported, I had to know about.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Wait, you could get in trouble for recording that.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You know that why, it's a public space.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
You can if you record, believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
If you record that, you could actually get in trouble
for for porn.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
It could be like a like.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
A are you in a public space?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
I think so to give you out in the hope
to get him I know. Did you share it?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That's that's uh, you're sharing porny. You gotta be careful, Chelsea.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It's Mojo in the morning. We're talking about the woman
who was watching porn at the Tigers game.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
My best friend got caught baking cookies with my brother
at my grandmother's funeral in the basement in the toy room.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Your going on there?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Brother was having sex in the basement at grandma's funeral.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
Yes, with my best friend.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
That dirty son of a bitch. I can't believe it.
How would you?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
How would your grandma have responded to that? If she
were alive, My.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Grandma would have been like, hed a.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Boy, God love Branny. What did you think about the
fact that your brother was doing that?
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Will considering that I've got a niece on the way.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Now, okay, so a baby came out of it all
right after Grandma.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
There you go, Lisa, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
Hi oh hi. So I was going down the river
with my girlfriends and a canoe here on Metro Park
and there was a guy standing behind a big fallen
tree and we could see his white socks and we
could see his arm kind of moving, but we didn't
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think anything of it. Says we're riding by. He's baking
cookies with himself. And so we rode by on a
canoe and we were laughing at him and you know,
telling him things that we saw that were very small.
And then after we passed him, we saw this giant
buck out in the river, and we were like, oh
my gosh, looking now, see we saw this disgusting man,
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and now we see this beautiful book. So everything was great.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Maybe he was touching him to the beautiful bus. Can
you imagine that he's masturbating to the buck? What's going on. Bailey, Hi, Hello, Bailey.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Bailey and Bailey he's no longer there?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh no, no, no, hold on, Bailey, I got to
set yours up. This is a good one. We're talking about.
What did you catch somebody do that they should in
a place that they shouldn't have you caught your boss?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
What was it you caught your boss doing?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Okay, so really really long story short. He had been
showing up really early to work, so I asked him
the earliest I could show up, and he told me
five am.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
So I pull up at five.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Am the next morning and I'm starting to walk past
his truck with all my tools to get into the
job site. And I walked past his window and I'm like,
hey man, but he didn't hear me. And I saw
him watching corn and baking cookies with himself, watching car.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Watch, watching he watching he was masturbating before he went
into work for the day.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Wow, it's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating a plate.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh my god, imagine what would you do if you
were walking in in Tony Trevado's I can't Tony's.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Name into this conversation. I don't that he does not
do that. He does not do that. No, he does
not know me too. Look at him in the eye,
and I think he's here today.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Put his hand in the doughnut. Now you know why
he always comes in happy with a smile.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
And he does, he actually does.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Jordan is a bartender, and Jordan, you heard this story
that I was talking about about the woman watching porn
at the Tigers game.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
What did you want to say?
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (09:59):
So oh hi also first time, long time? Yeah, okay.
So I work at a bar as a bar hunger
and I and I always have to act like I
don't see it because I can't call these men out.
But it's always men by themselves on their phone, drinking
like a beer or whatever. And I just I get
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a glimpse, and it's a glimpse. I wish I never saw.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
They're watching porn at the bar. Just having a cocktail.
Speaker 10 (10:26):
At the bar, just having a cocktail.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I mean, I just I like to tell you I
do love sitting up at a bar having an old
fashioned just kind of hanging. I don't think that I've
been on my phone scrolling through things. I don't think
I would sit there and just watch porn. I wouldn't know, honestly,
what if you get excited? Like what do you do?
Speaker 10 (10:46):
I don't know. And the thing is like, I don't
know that they are getting excited. They're just watching it
instead of the sports on the TV content board.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
They just like board watching. Do you have a board
watch porn exactly?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, like like just your board and so you just
sit there and just watch it, like you know, would
you ever do that when I was young? I mean,
I like have to prepare myself to watch ports. I
gotta get a wash cloth.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
No more.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I gotta be honest with you, like I feel like
there's a little bit of preparation that goes into porn
watching like that the scene this lady. By the way,
do they give out does anybody know? Do they give
out the orange towels in the game yesterday?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Make it stop it?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Can we share a video like that? Or no? We
probably can't.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Can There is no way that's that video right.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
I'll be honest with you. That video is going viral.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
To if you want to vacation day tomorrow, that video.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
But I'm telling you that video, I guarantee you that video.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I think we should do it.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
And if we gin in trouble.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Let Instagram take you. No, you cannot share that.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, exactly. They get away with everything, they could do everything,