Friends With the Hooker

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojoe in the morning. This is actually

(00:02):
just a random thing just to say. I don't know
if this is a topic or not, but I've noticed
this and observation lately on Facebook that I've been noticing.
You know, do you ever do you go on Facebook?
On the Facebook?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
You look on the Facebook very rarely, but every once
in a while I'll go on there.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I'm not necessarily one that doesn't like Facebook, like a
lot of people.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I got ninety friends on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Twelve of them are primming, but got ninety friends. There's
a lot of people that hate on Facebook. And honestly,
Facebook still has its algorithms, right, it still has the
stuff that I like to check out. So I go
on Facebook a lot. I probably do Instagram more than
I do Facebook, but I'm not going to lie to you.
I do the Facebook a lot, okay, especially when I
need to know whose birthday it is, because I normally don't.
I don't know anybody's birthday other than that. So I'm

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on Facebook and I noticed where it has the friends
you should know type section where it's basically people that
are friends of people that you are friends with, And
lately on my Friends you should know. I've been noticing
that there are some very attractive women that are supposedly

(01:08):
friends that I should know, and they come up from
time to time, and I'm not gonna lie to you.
I stopped to look to see who they are because
I'm like, how should I know these people? Because these
people are pretty attractive people, and I don't know attractive people.
No offense to my friends that they're listening to me
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
All your friends are like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, okay, So these friends that you should know come
up on my Facebook page and let me pull it
up here real quick and see if I got it.
Hold on, I'm gonna pull it up. By the way,
it is Chavn's birthday today. Happy birthday, Chevonne, Happy birthday.
Is Leah Johnson's birthday today? Happy birthday, Leah. It's my
brother's birthday today. Happy birthday to my brother Tony celebrating

(01:50):
a birthday today. I did not know that it's Action
Jackson's birthday today. Happy birthday to Action Jackson. Jeff Rubin,
Happy birthday, you son of a bitch. I'm just going
through this whole on second. So all right, So if
I go to the people that you should know, I
always pull up and the people that you should know

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on your friend's thing here. It always shows these really
really hot people. Okay, and there's only one friend that
I am associated with this person or a friend that
I have in common, and it's always the same guy.
And the guy is and I'm not going to say
his name because he is a huge advertiser in the

(02:31):
local area here and I don't want to him get
mad at me. But he's but he's a he's a
business owner's single. Maybe he's dating. I think he is.
I think he might be single, or he might be dating.
I don't know. But he comes up as the person
that is always associated to the hot person, that is
the person that you should know. And I'm like, how

(02:51):
is it that he's always the one person that I
should know this person with and they're always like really
really try attractive. I cannot find them. Where's the oh?
Here it is? I think this is it right here?
This says requests, All right, here's the requests who here's
the request here? But where's the first people that you

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should know? And why is it not coming up?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I feel like it usually comes up when you're just
scrolling and then all of a sudden, it's like a
bar across the center.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Do you know what I'm talking about? You're right, absolutely right.
So here, let me just scroll and I'll scroll down
a little bit by the way. Okay, so I just
got mine. R Let me Can I say something to
you our war The roses are always coming up now
on everybody's algorithms. Great job to Bianca God and of
course all the great TikTok following that we have too.

(03:41):
Do you have any any stuff like this too? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
But mine are just like spouses of people that I know.
And you know what I mean, it's like recommending their spouse,
which yeah, no, of funds I don't I don't need.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
For this guy. I should have screenshotted it because it's hysterical.
But every time that one of these girls comes up
in the people that you should know, I go in
and I look and I'm like, I really shouldn't know you,
Like I'm a married guy with you know, with a
wife that will kill me, uh if she knows, and
I know you, and and I'm looking going, why is

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it that the one friend is this one business owner
guy and he's the only person that is one friends?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
You know?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Who came up my mind? Blaine Fowler. Look at this
from the Blaine and Lauren Martin show.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
So look at this woman right here. Her name is Laura.
She's a hotty. She looks like she might be I
don't know, Italian or something or a Caldian. Comes up.
One person that she know? Yes, that guy. Okay, here's
another one. Now I's got five people that know I know. Oh,
here's here's one right here, all right down there, look
at that one person I should know. Guess who it is? Hello?

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It's weird, like, why is one person that I should know?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Like?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Why? Here right here, Ashmara look at me? All right?
How do we know her? I don't know how I
know her? But why is she and my mutual friends here? Okay?
It's weird how this does this? Somebody needs to explain
this to me, Like, what do you know how this
is Bianca? Because I know that Beyonca. You studied this

(05:14):
in college and stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Uh, honestly, I don't know how that works. I think
it's just random. There's no like algorithm for it.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
But why is it that the why is it that
the guy that is the one person that I know
that is the person that you should know is this
guy is he a player or something and he's got
so many friends with you should ask him, be like, hey,
do you know this woman? She keeps requesting to follow me?
And see what he says.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
I think if you guys have like any mutuals, if
you guys follow any of the same people, maybe they
might come up on your Really.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, how about this girl? Look at the Look at this?
I mean she looks like a freaking model, Like, who
are these people like her? Look at this?

Speaker 4 (05:49):
So maybe some of the people you follow and some
of the people he followed both follow her.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Really, that could be it. Yeah, So I have to
be honest with you. I don't ever notice like Kevin.
It's never a person I know. And I think maybe
I don't have a face. Maybe Kevin's got really ugly
from You don't have a Facebook, No, you don't have
a Facebook page.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I had a Facebook back like in high school, and
it was like, honestly around this time. It was a
around Halloween time, and I used to put different pictures
as my profile picture, and I used to update my
statuses with stories that accompanied the picture. And it was
one type of LORRAINA. Bobbitt Halloween where like she bit
the thing off and that was my profile picture, and
I got reported because I think a pastor followed me

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like a couple of days before and they disabled my account.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I just never got it back. You never went back
after that. So if I wanted to, I could be
Kevin Irwin. Go ahead, I can be you. Yeah, just
follow all those women that would be my What do
they call it in Facebook? It's a no. In Instagram,
it's a fake one, Stiff, it's it a fake book.
That's a good one. What's up, David Hie?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
I was.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
What's going on? Buddy?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
So I've seen those same beautiful women come up on
my Facebook page and you try to friend them and
then they want to talk, but they're scammed. As soon
as you ask them to send a picture of oh,
you know, some way to prove themselves, they disappear.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Why are you? Are you? Are you a single man?

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Technically? Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
What's going on? Are you separated or something? Or clicking
those guy?

Speaker 4 (07:36):
No?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
No, no, I've never been married.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
I try to be. I try to friend them and
then I want them to send me pictures. It's going on?
What do you do? He has steering?

Speaker 5 (07:49):
It's just to prove that they're scams.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay, these are.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Very real women.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
You can tell. Yeah, these are women. Can I be
honest with you? I want them. I want an interview
with the I want an interview with the Asian lady
that's always the fake lady that wants to be your friend.
I want to interview her and get her on the air.
Because here's the deal. She's got to have the most
memorable face of anybody. We all go, who is this
woman when whenever we see it, you know, and she's

(08:16):
always got she's always got this name, and you're like,
I don't know you, and why is she sending me
a d M or you know, trying to get me
to be friends with her?

Speaker 5 (08:23):
So so if you look that the other telltale sign,
still have one, maybe two pictures? Yeah, don't have no data.
They're scams.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh yeah, you've had a lot of experience with David.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
So I've never been married. I was singing a long time.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Okay, all right, well you'd be safe out there. And
a friend request me Kevin, Uh, what's up? Anne Marie? Hi? Hi,
what's going on? We're good? What's going on? Anne Marie?
Do you know my one friend that knows all these
attractive women.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
But I think the reason that they're always coming up
on your Facebook feed is because you're probably always clicking
on them. Well, I'm trying to figure out why it
is that these people are people I should know. It's
kind of funny. Though I do have like family members
and my people, I should know that I don't even
takes as friends. I don't know why it is, but

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there's a couple, there's a couple there, and then there's
a couple of people that left Channel nine to five
five to go to AMP Radio back in the day,
and I refuse to be friends with them when they
when they all left us, I decided, you know what
you're you're dead to me now when you went across
the town to AMP Radio, and now look at you
and now look at AMP Radio. They're dead now right

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that they should have stayed. They should have never left her.
So thank you, Anna, I appreciate it. By the way,
did you work over at AMP Radio? However, Kevin did?
I did Kevin? You did you left? Kevin was? Kelvin
was an intern at at JAILB with mister Chase Cool.
I didn't know you worked today He went over to him,

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shout out to the squad. Did they lie to you
like they always line? No, ain't allowed to me, allowed
to do I got the job.