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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, is Mojo in the morning show. Friday was

(00:05):
an interesting day for me. Friday, I had a whole
bunch of stuff to do. I had Actually I don't
know why I do this. I booked an appointment with
a client appointment on Friday, which is a mistake because
usually Fridays I just like to get the you know,
the the weekend going. As soon as we're done, you know,
as soon as we sign off, go all right, we're done.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's it. I'm showing and going today.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Well, then we went out with some friends for dinner,
and then I got to hang out with Do you
know of a person by the name of Anna Rob I've.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Heard of her.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, well she's okay, she's all right, She's she know,
she's a little a little maintenance, but that's okay.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
We like her. Actually, remember I was out with you.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Believe me, I'm going to tell you something I don't remember. Actually,
I don't even remember how much money I spent.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Did you know? I had to look at my.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
My uh app you know how on your phone, your
Apple pay will show up how much you spent on
your credit card. I looked at my phone. I'm like crap.
Dan Gilbert should be loving me right now with the
amount of money I spent on drink show. Fifteen innings
of baseball. So we were there watching what was the

(01:11):
Tigers versus the Mariners two games doubleheader?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
It seemed like almost.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Right, Yeah, fifteen innings and it just kept going and
going and going. And I did something that I have
done before in the past, but I have never done
it and been able to get away with it until Friday.
And that is I fell asleep at a bar. You've
done it, I think, haven't you.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I did it at a bar in Royal Oak. And
the crazy part there was I was standing up.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, and IEP, I took I took a bar. No
drugs involved, no fentanyl. You just dead. This was a nap.
I took a bar. Nap. Has anybody ever done this before?
Has anybody ever.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Fallen asleep in an alcohol establishment? But we were sitting
in the booth. You've never been to Gillies. It's actually
a great place. It's off of Woodward. It was named
after Dan's son, who was just a wonderful guy, and
it's a cool place. He always wanted to have his
own bar, and he got his own bar. Dan and

(02:13):
Jen made sure that that happened. Well, we were in
the back corner booth, which was to the left of
the bar, sitting there with our friends. We had Andrew
and Ryan with us. We had Anna Rob with us. Chelsea,
my wife, was there with us, and Chelsea caught me.
She said, I was only dozed for a couple of seconds.
I thought I was sleep the whole time, because I

(02:34):
honestly do not remember the game ending. All I remember
is there was one moment where I open, I lift
my eyes up and I see mass exodus of people
leaving at two o'clock.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
In the morning.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh that's how late it was. Oh my god, it
was two o'clock in the morning. And honestly, that's all
I remember. It was unbelievable. That place was jammed. I
mean people were standing, There's two levels everybody's and I
have never I think I was the last person to
walk out of the place.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Cleaning.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
You know how much did we have to drink that night?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't remember. I had a few, I honest can
I tell you something. I think I drank a few there,
and I drank a couple. We went to London chop
House for dinner, which shout out to London Chophouse.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
That place was so good.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's such a great place, Cristos and everybody that works
over there, but so so I had some but it
was you understand something. We went out at seven, six o'clock,
six thirty at night to two in the morning.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
That's how long.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I don't think I've been out that long. And I
did not sleep, so I was up. I got up
at three thirty in the morning. I was an hour
and a half shy of a twenty four hour you know,
time of being up. But I fell asleep inside of
the bar. And it's funny because do you know that
that is one of the most common reasons why people
get kicked out of early mars. Is there any listeners
that have ever been kicked out of a bar? Call

(03:54):
us up and tell us why you were kicked out?
Because that is actually believed or not. A bunch of
buddies in my and have bars, and a couple of
guys have worked before in the past as bouncers.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
They've gotten kicked out for or they kick people out.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
For falling asleep because they don't want somebody sleeping in
their establishment.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I mean, what are they going to do? Drive home?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
They honestly, they say it's a bad look.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I mean, I get that.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
I guess you look like they're over st or like
this place is born. I guess maybe. Yeah, I don't know.
I'll probably have passed out at a bar in my life.
I mean, you have those moments to your point where
you're out all day and then your friends take you
out all night and a party doesn't stop.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Get you a little quick mapping?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Can I tell you the funniest thing? So we go
to uh Gillies. We hang out there. I text Anna
because we were downtown and I said, hey, we're you know,
literally right by year where you live, because she lives downtown,
and I said, come on out and hang with us.
She's like, I gotta I gotta get dressed, but I'm
going out for the night. She hung out with us,
she went out afterwards.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
What did you say? Probably four? Is that normal for you? No,
it's not normal, But I was just feeling a little like,
where do you go? Nothing good happens afters? Then we
end up at you know, someone's apartment, like you know
what they say?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
They say, the only thing open at three o'clock in
the morning are your legs.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
They say, you guys, it hits like ten eleven for me,
especially on a Friday. Oh my I am, my boy
is in bat around my couch.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's the worst.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Did anybody mess with you while you were sleeping? Crazy pictures?
Or Chelse took just the in it's on our Instagram story.
But Chelse took three pictures, which was basically picture number one,
picture number two.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, but you took pictures.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
With a few people because I saw people posting photos
with you on the street. You don't remember that it
was that, you know what it was so leaving the bar,
they were like friends of yours, right, they were an
influencer people or no.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
They recognize me from TikTok. And then I was like,
look at my friend.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Mojo, this girl. I know she was getting recognized. I
wasn't getting recognized. My eyelids were closed. They're like, who's
that dead man? But the funny thing was that I
remember them, but I don't remember when we took the picture.
It's funny because I was do you ever wake up
from a nap or something and you have to get
up and you have to, like like even if you're
late for school or work in the morning, and you

(06:24):
get up and you don't remember how you got dressed
or how you got ready, and then it takes a
couple of minutes to kind of get going.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
That's kind of how I felt. I was like, oh
my god, I'm so dragging for being like blackout. You
acted very well, Like I never would have known. I
thought he was fine.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
This is a nice first time being black Listen, I'm
going to tell you something. I think a lot of
it was probably alcohol, but I guarantee you a lot
of it was just exhaust not sleeping.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
But Aaron, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Erin?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
How you doing?

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Good morning everyone, Aaron.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
We're talking about getting kicked out of a bar. Who
got kicked out?

Speaker 6 (06:59):
My fiance got kicked out of a bar for throwing up?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh yeah, yeah there.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Did he throw up in the restroom or did he
throw up all over the bar?

Speaker 5 (07:11):
He ran Nope, he ran to the restroom.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
But the thing is is that we weren't even drinking
that long. He had like a bad hot dop from
that restaurant, from the bar, and he threw that up
and they thought he was like obliterated, and it was
like no.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
No, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
By the way, I would be running out of that
place saying it was a bad hot dog. But nobody
believes that that story. Right, They make you pay first. Yeah,
kick me up.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
What's up, Rodney? Hey, I got.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
I got drunk at the bar and I got Carrid
out of the bar and I walked up sitting.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
On the curves and the curve really yeah, I won't.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Go to a police officer saying hey, how you doing?
But he was on the board.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
I thought the horse.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Come on, my favorite.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Do you remember what was going on that that the
cop was on a on a horse at that time?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Like what was was there? Like a big bar night
or something? Oh no, in Virginia. Oh my god, Wow,
that's funny the horse.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
Page.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (08:28):
First time, long time?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
What's happening?

Speaker 9 (08:33):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (08:34):
I was just calling my husband.

Speaker 8 (08:35):
We got kicked out of a gentleman's club because they
have those little uncapped tables that have poles on them. Well,
he got damed to get up there and tried to
use some move so he tried to put his ankles
above his head like some beautiful women do, and he
wasn't successful. He literally kicked his feet off the pole
and flew across the room and landed on a table

(08:56):
and snapped.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
It in half.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh you gotta man.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
By the way, I don't know what kind of tables
you're talking about. They basically have like just tables with
holes in them, Like, what are the what's the holes for?
You knowing to dance on the okay?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Dancing on the balls? They stood? Holes are usually in
the wall.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's like, what kind of strip club are you going to?
What's up, Brian? How you doing?

Speaker 7 (09:26):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
We're doing okaybody, what's happening?

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (09:30):
I don't know. If you remember an old bar and
bowling Green, Ohio, it's called the Uptown Downtown. First drink
of the night was an Irish car bomb.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Yeah. The car bomb went down and the car bomb
came right back up with dinner all across the bar.
Threw me out of Uptown, so we went down to
Downtown in the Again.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's another situation where it's like one drink in, you're
not getting sick from that drink, You're getting sick from
something else probably right.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Yeah, I don't even know what's in an Irish car
I we'll never touch one again.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
The worst is when you throw up after a night
of drinking, and I will say it will never I
don't like tequila.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Tequila, tequila and I don't mix.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well, what's going on, Lacey, Hi, Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
We're downtown Royal Logan. My friend actually went behind the kitchen.
Everything was closed, and she like started eating like the
lettuce and the salad dressing and like the like helped
herself completely to the food in the kitchen and we
just totally got kicked out.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Now that is one way to get kicked out. Yeah,
they'll just walk right in there and just start helping yourself.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Did they had first like like one in the morning, were.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
They were they wondering who the hell you guys? Were
they right wade to throw you out?

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (10:51):
Yeah no, the security guard was super mad.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah no, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I love that she went for lettuce by the way,
like there's nothing out.

Speaker 9 (10:59):
Literally they like pulled the plastic back and there was
just like toppings and stuff and she's just like inhaling it.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
And I was like, oh my god, what do we do?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
What were gonna say?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
That exact same thing happened to me at Harpers.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Really you started eating?

Speaker 9 (11:12):
I went to the back kitchen and they had like
a whole bucket of tortilla chips.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
So I just took a couple of handfuls and they're.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Like, you cannot do this, and they shoved me out
of there. What's out, Kristen?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
So I was kicked.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Out of a gay bar for trying drag queen. With
the drag queen, I was trying to fight the drag queen.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Why.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
I was like one hundred and twenty five pounds just
turned twenty one for a dumb reason. My kids's dad
was cheating on me with some girl and the drag
queen was trying to break it up, and I didn't
like that. So I was like, I'll just buy both
of you.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's funny. I thought maybe your kids's dad was, uh
cheating on you with the drag queen. That's wild. By
the way, let me ask you a question. Did you
get your ass kicked?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
No?

Speaker 5 (12:11):
The he just well, the drag queen just like picked
me up and took me outside with all my friends
three outside.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Uh, well, you know what, you got a good story
to tell, Kristen.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah, definitely
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