October 13, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show. Uh,
please promise me this next topic is going to be cleaning.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's my topic.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah, that's why you're looking at me. Okay, Kevin is
now a spitter. I just want you to know that.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I guess you're right. And I didn't know this about myself.
You have those situations where you're in close proximity to people,
and I didn't think that when I talked I spit.
But I've been in situations where I've been to spit
it on. And I've also been in situation spit on
meeting somebody spit on you. Yeah, I've been doused showers
of saliva from certain.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
People that just here in the studio.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Mojo doesn't.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
No, I spit. I spit sometimes. Like you know, my
food that I'm eating, I've never seen it. I have
to I have to wear or have one of those
flexiglass things, those stupid things that used to have during
covidnos like we have Sea World.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, get splashed exactly. But I had a friend over
and we were watching a movie. We're chilling on the couch,
she's laying on my lap, head in my lap. We're
just sitting there, and I don't know if I talked
about the movie or if I was talking to her,
but I've been down to have eye contact while I'm
speaking and I present a shower and I can see
it as the flim releases from my lips because it
(01:17):
wasn't like a thick like you know, coagulated substance. It
was like a shower like it sprits and it went
all over her face. And it's nothing that she could
do it this way, but she hit me like the
home alone Kevin on both sides of her face. But
she did it like cover her eyes and her face
and she just like wipes it away.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
At that point, it's like, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Like, I can't apologize.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's all you can do.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's literally the only thing you can do. So I'm like,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but get know, I'm sposed to
wash her face on. I don't know how YE did
that didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
See, I always feel like if I do, uh, spit
on somebody, which I've done this before, Like I've had
it where I've had conversations with people and spin on them,
I almost feel like I need to wipe it off.
Unless it's a woman and it lands on her chest.
I'm not going with you, but I feel like I
do need to like do something like face either no,
Like I feel like, well, if it's on their shoulder
or something like that, I'm like, oh god, he all
(02:07):
on a second, Like if you ever had that that
happened where you spit on the person other than this girl,
like where it literally lands on them, just like your
random talk.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I've never done that. I've had people like if you
go to a company party or you go to an
event and they got like the little small plates that
you walk around and people are talking. I've had conversations
with people who spit when they talk and spinning on
your food. At that point, you do, I'm throwing my plate.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I'm no longer.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Here's here's a question for you. If you spin on
somebody they didn't recognize her, didn't didn't notice it, do
you say something like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
I'm that type of person. I'm that type of person
that's like, oh my, I'm so sorry. But see if
they don't recognize it, I'm not saying anything just happened
to me. So I was getting an eyelash lift. If
you're a girl, you probably know what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
So I'm laying down and the person's the tech is
above me doing it and she spit on my face
and she did address it. She said, oh my gosh,
I'm I'm so sorry, and then she wiped it off. Yeah,
but it was disgusting. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Eight four four Mojoe Live eight four four six six
five sixty five four eight. Have you ever been the
spitter or the spit e and what do you do?
Do you acknowledge it or do you you know? Do
you try to just let it go? The worst is
when you don't acknowledge it and the people then all
of a sudden go all right, well thanks so much,
and they put on the.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
First I will I've been in situations where I've been
extreme in my reactions where someone has spit and I'd
be like, ooh got me. I'm like, like, it's just
one of those moments. You'll be like, Okay, you need
to know because I'm trying to look off for the.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Next person in there.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sometimes where it spits and it didn't hit my face,
or I'm like and trying to gauge the distance, like
did they fall off before it hit my.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Have you guys ever talked to somebody that has the
spit balls always in the corner of their mouth and
I'm looking at them going stay in place, yeah, because
if that goes out, you're in trouble.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That is, by the way, a passionate person or a
dehydrated person usually like they're so passionate that they got
foaming at the mouth a little bit. I've actually offered
a napkin to a friend that was like that, so
wipe their mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
They had like I'm like, man, you got something going
on there? What's up, April High? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Hey, how are you guys this morning?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
We're great? What's going on? So?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I was gonna say, you gotta be a little nice
when that happens, because it happens to everybody, and you
don't want to embarrass people.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, no, you, And honestly, it does happen to everybody.
But do you acknowledge it, like it or with the
person that spit on you?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yes, I just start laughing.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, so you're you're at least a good sport about
the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
That's yeah, because I would be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, that's your nice person, April and I probably should
hang out with you more often. Most of the people
that I know are like Kevin. They'd be like, Ooh,
what's going on, what's up, Laurie? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
God? How are you? First time ever?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What's up? Nothing?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I listened to you guys every morning, and I just thought.
My brother, like fifteen years ago, was at work and
he was coughing, and literally he said, the biggest guber.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Biggest thing came in between this hand hit his secretary
writ in her hair, say nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
She didn't say nothing, but he said it was the
awkwardest moment ever. The worst is when you goober somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, that's gotta be the worst, absolutely the worst.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, that is bad. That is bad when you get
it on them. The other if it lands on their
face is the worst, like if it lands on or
any part of their actual skin, but the beyond their
plate of food is like keV said, that's a uh,
that's a deal breaker to the trash.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, that is not my food anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
This girl that you had laying on your lap, was
this the first time dater or somebody ever before?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, I never spit on her before.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So she was okau. See I knew that you promised
done on the dating game. No second date, Second date,
up date happens at a twenty
Speaker 3 (06:18):
From Mojo in the morning.
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show. Uh,
please promise me this next topic is going to be cleaning.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's my topic.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah, that's why you're looking at me. Okay, Kevin is
now a spitter. I just want you to know that.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I guess you're right. And I didn't know this about myself.
You have those situations where you're in close proximity to people,
and I didn't think that when I talked I spit.
But I've been in situations where I've been to spit
it on. And I've also been in situation spit on
meeting somebody spit on you. Yeah, I've been doused showers
of saliva from certain.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
People that just here in the studio.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Mojo doesn't.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
No, I spit. I spit sometimes. Like you know, my
food that I'm eating, I've never seen it. I have
to I have to wear or have one of those
flexiglass things, those stupid things that used to have during
covidnos like we have Sea World.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, get splashed exactly. But I had a friend over
and we were watching a movie. We're chilling on the couch,
she's laying on my lap, head in my lap. We're
just sitting there, and I don't know if I talked
about the movie or if I was talking to her,
but I've been down to have eye contact while I'm
speaking and I present a shower and I can see
it as the flim releases from my lips because it
(01:17):
wasn't like a thick like you know, coagulated substance. It
was like a shower like it sprits and it went
all over her face. And it's nothing that she could
do it this way, but she hit me like the
home alone Kevin on both sides of her face. But
she did it like cover her eyes and her face
and she just like wipes it away.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
At that point, it's like, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Like, I can't apologize.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's all you can do.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's literally the only thing you can do. So I'm like,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but get know, I'm sposed to
wash her face on. I don't know how YE did
that didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
See, I always feel like if I do, uh, spit
on somebody, which I've done this before, Like I've had
it where I've had conversations with people and spin on them,
I almost feel like I need to wipe it off.
Unless it's a woman and it lands on her chest.
I'm not going with you, but I feel like I
do need to like do something like face either no,
Like I feel like, well, if it's on their shoulder
or something like that, I'm like, oh god, he all
(02:07):
on a second, Like if you ever had that that
happened where you spit on the person other than this girl,
like where it literally lands on them, just like your
random talk.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I've never done that. I've had people like if you
go to a company party or you go to an
event and they got like the little small plates that
you walk around and people are talking. I've had conversations
with people who spit when they talk and spinning on
your food. At that point, you do, I'm throwing my plate.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I'm no longer.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Here's here's a question for you. If you spin on
somebody they didn't recognize her, didn't didn't notice it, do
you say something like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
I'm that type of person. I'm that type of person
that's like, oh my, I'm so sorry. But see if
they don't recognize it, I'm not saying anything just happened
to me. So I was getting an eyelash lift. If
you're a girl, you probably know what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
So I'm laying down and the person's the tech is
above me doing it and she spit on my face
and she did address it. She said, oh my gosh,
I'm I'm so sorry, and then she wiped it off. Yeah,
but it was disgusting. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Eight four four Mojoe Live eight four four six six
five sixty five four eight. Have you ever been the
spitter or the spit e and what do you do?
Do you acknowledge it or do you you know? Do
you try to just let it go? The worst is
when you don't acknowledge it and the people then all
of a sudden go all right, well thanks so much,
and they put on the.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
First I will I've been in situations where I've been
extreme in my reactions where someone has spit and I'd
be like, ooh got me. I'm like, like, it's just
one of those moments. You'll be like, Okay, you need
to know because I'm trying to look off for the.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Next person in there.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sometimes where it spits and it didn't hit my face,
or I'm like and trying to gauge the distance, like
did they fall off before it hit my.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Have you guys ever talked to somebody that has the
spit balls always in the corner of their mouth and
I'm looking at them going stay in place, yeah, because
if that goes out, you're in trouble.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That is, by the way, a passionate person or a
dehydrated person usually like they're so passionate that they got
foaming at the mouth a little bit. I've actually offered
a napkin to a friend that was like that, so
wipe their mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
They had like I'm like, man, you got something going
on there? What's up, April High? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Hey, how are you guys this morning?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
We're great? What's going on? So?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I was gonna say, you gotta be a little nice
when that happens, because it happens to everybody, and you
don't want to embarrass people.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, no, you, And honestly, it does happen to everybody.
But do you acknowledge it, like it or with the
person that spit on you?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yes, I just start laughing.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, so you're you're at least a good sport about
the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
That's yeah, because I would be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, that's your nice person, April and I probably should
hang out with you more often. Most of the people
that I know are like Kevin. They'd be like, Ooh,
what's going on, what's up, Laurie? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
God? How are you? First time ever?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What's up? Nothing?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I listened to you guys every morning, and I just thought.
My brother, like fifteen years ago, was at work and
he was coughing, and literally he said, the biggest guber.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Biggest thing came in between this hand hit his secretary
writ in her hair, say nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
She didn't say nothing, but he said it was the
awkwardest moment ever. The worst is when you goober somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, that's gotta be the worst, absolutely the worst.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, that is bad. That is bad when you get
it on them. The other if it lands on their
face is the worst, like if it lands on or
any part of their actual skin, but the beyond their
plate of food is like keV said, that's a uh,
that's a deal breaker to the trash.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, that is not my food anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
This girl that you had laying on your lap, was
this the first time dater or somebody ever before?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, I never spit on her before.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So she was okau. See I knew that you promised
done on the dating game. No second date, Second date,
up date happens at a twenty
Speaker 3 (06:18):
From Mojo in the morning.
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