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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Zach is
(00:03):
here right now. Who Zach is our executive audio producer.
He is the Sultan of Segus, like Kevin likes to
call him and I, even though you're not official, I
call you the assistant program director of the radio station.
Tony Trevado doesn't call.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You that, but I call you.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I call you little Tony. Oh, so he's big Tony.
You're a little Tony because you're kind of his go
to guy. Zach this week had an amazing week. He
did his very first boys club right ye, incredibly big, big,
big brother, big sister. So he did his big brother,
big sister thing, met his kid, which you said it
was kind of an emotional experience for you.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Very emotional. I read his bio and I teared up
because it reminded me of myself a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
So you guys had a good first meeting.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It was amazing. We consented and signed our form within
the first ten minutes of what does that mean that
we like each other? And we agreed to continue the relationship.
So how soon into it did he like him? About
ten minutes? Soon into it? Did you like him?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
About the first time? I saw his smile. Really, it
was really cool. So you're there and you guys just
get to know each other. You read the bio, you
kind of talk about your lives and stuff like that,
and we had like a.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Nice breaker and you roll the dice and you pick
like which column and which row, and then they have
questions on this paper and then you you I get
to it was a full circle moment.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It really was full circle, meaning tell the listeners about
your life so that you're not divulging any info about him,
divulge about you, because a lot of listeners don't know
you're that you're the life that you've had. People think
that that you work on radio, and you work even
behind the scenes and radio it's a glamorous thing like
their Zach. Zach's life is everything that you would want
(01:56):
in a good human being, but it is not the
most glamorous.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
It is not. So basically, I grew up not knowing
my father, so my mom was my only parent. However,
when I was three, she got really sick with COPD,
so I started taking care of her until she passed
when I was about twelve. My sister is my only sibling,
so she's eleven years older. So she went off to
(02:20):
college and I had the responsibility of taking care of
my sister. And there are a lot of parallels in
his life that are in my life and outside of
you know, helping people out. I really love music and
I was in band growing up and all this stuff.
A band guy. I'm just a nerd. I love music
and so does he. And it again, it's a full
(02:42):
circle moment. Really.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, you making band guys just as nerdy as I
thought band guys.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No. No, he's part of percussion. I'm part of percussion.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
We do Martian mondays on his TikTok seven chance there's
too much football on Sundays. I watch you on my
that's fair. But that's that's cool. And by the way,
what you said when you said that about your your
sister and stuff, your sister then became.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
My legal guardian after my mom passed. Yeah, and that's amazing.
That's still my best friend to this day.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah. And is she proud of what you're doing right
now by giving back like you're doing.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah. Yeah, And you know, we've had a few discussions,
but I've never seen her actually like, you know, she
tells me she's proud of me. But she's never actually
said like, hey, I'm really proud of you doing this
for someone, like because I've never had this opportunity before.
So when she said those words like, hey, I'm super
proud that you're doing this, it it meant something. It
(03:46):
meant something. Dude, what a big week. Yeah it's been.
It's been crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Go back to your sister for one second. She's not
pissed that you can't babysit the kids anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I still make a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So I was gonna say, I was gonna say I
could just picture like the situation being Zach's guy, this
now little brother. You know, it's like, wait, I need
somebody to watch my kids. It's the schedule.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So I can't be like, oh, I got a little
brother on Friday. That's good.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Zach also had some big moments going on for those
that don't get an opportunity to know much about Zach.
I want to make sure we get this topic. And
a girl gave Zach hemorrights. Oh yeah, which what do
you mean? Which is very interesting because I never knew
that you could get hemorrhoights from another person. I didn't
know they were contagious. I thought that there were other
things you can get from people there, but listen. Listen
(04:38):
to how a girl gave zach Hem rights.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay, first off, if you've ever tried to umpress a girl,
please call eight four four six six five six five
four eight. Uh So, I'm not alone on this, But basically,
I had this beautiful friend come over and Kevin's word's
a friend and she spent the night, and uh I
had to go to the bathroom. But I helped number
one or number two definitely number two real bad and
(05:04):
I held it the whole time she was over, which
was like a day and a half. And uh, I
am feeling it in my ass.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Right, that is not great for you? When she left,
did you run the bathroom? Was it the best poop
of your life?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Best poop? I felt like I gave birth, But it
was bad byway you've had. I had won six months ago. Yeah,
I remember, because I had We had to talk about this.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We got to talk more about this. This is fantastic.
Zag had a girl stay at his place. Was this
over the weekend? Yeah, stay stay at his place, And
because he didn't want a duty in his bathroom, he
held his duty in and it gave you hemorrhids.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yes, so I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, I don't know what we do what we do
to impress women.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Huh listen, get that through. And you only have one
bathroom in your apartment, it would have stunk up the
whole apartment.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
We have one shot to impress someone. Yeah, I'm not
trying to, you know, make a lot of noises. I
don't have pooperie. I didn't have my you know. There
was just a lot of like things that against my.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Side where you should have gone out said like let's
go grab a drink or let's go grab a coffee
and pooped.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
No, because guess what he was doing. He was laying
in bed the entire weekend and I.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Was horizontal even still.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Were you worried at all during your moments together with
her that it was going to come out?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Uh? Real talk, We didn't. We didn't really do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh really, hold on, you guys just stay there and
hung out with each other.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I really enjoyed her.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Coming for your sister's book, Zach, I am so proud
of you for not hooking up with this girl the
first weekend that you spound.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I really had to poop though, That's what I would.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Have been nervous at night.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Sleeping nobody worth my stomach being messed up? Is so right,
by the way, I would have sent her out. Hey,
can you go run out and go get us? Yeah? Right,
that's amazing. Hold on, d wants to be voices guys, d.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Are you there?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I'm here?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Do you believe this? By the way, said, how does
ac D? Your voice disguised her?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
What's up? D D?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
This guy is such a romantic he held it in
the entire weekend because he didn't want to have this
girl smell his duty.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Is that unbelievable or what?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
It's not that unbelievable because I did it?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Wait, you did it too.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah. The first time my ex husband spent the night,
I had to go and I couldn't sayre doing it
in the apartment while he was there, So I waited
until he left and it wasn't until like noon the
next day, and I was like trying to shut him
out the door, like he's a great time call you later.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh, that's unreal. This is common. I did not know
this was his common. Who are you voices guys in
your self from right now? Why are you?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Are you embarrassed to say this.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Well, I'm married now to somebody else, and I just don't.
You don't want on the radio talking about my axe.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I guess okay, all right, well that's fine. I think
that everybody's got a past, and everybody passed exactly the book.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Everybody poops.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Hi, Nick, how you doing good?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
How you doing good?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
We're in with Zach right now, our executive audio producer
and all round great guy, big brother.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
What's up? So? It sounds like a matchmate in heaven.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
If he held it in for day and a half,
that means she held it in.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
That is so true in every other day pooper, though
a lot of girls are.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I wonder if she's got hemorrhoids too? Should we ask her?
What's up? Amanda?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Hi, Hey, guys in morning morning.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Can you believe this? Zach caught himself some hemorrhoids from
a lady this weekend?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah? I was gonna say that, Zach' lucky she wasn't
trying to make cookies.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
He would have shouted up in
Speaker 2 (08:59):
The last talk
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Zach is
(00:03):
here right now. Who Zach is our executive audio producer.
He is the Sultan of Segus, like Kevin likes to
call him and I, even though you're not official, I
call you the assistant program director of the radio station.
Tony Trevado doesn't call.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You that, but I call you.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I call you little Tony. Oh, so he's big Tony.
You're a little Tony because you're kind of his go
to guy. Zach this week had an amazing week. He
did his very first boys club right ye, incredibly big, big,
big brother, big sister. So he did his big brother,
big sister thing, met his kid, which you said it
was kind of an emotional experience for you.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Very emotional. I read his bio and I teared up
because it reminded me of myself a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
So you guys had a good first meeting.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It was amazing. We consented and signed our form within
the first ten minutes of what does that mean that
we like each other? And we agreed to continue the relationship.
So how soon into it did he like him? About
ten minutes? Soon into it? Did you like him?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
About the first time? I saw his smile. Really, it
was really cool. So you're there and you guys just
get to know each other. You read the bio, you
kind of talk about your lives and stuff like that,
and we had like a.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Nice breaker and you roll the dice and you pick
like which column and which row, and then they have
questions on this paper and then you you I get
to it was a full circle moment.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It really was full circle, meaning tell the listeners about
your life so that you're not divulging any info about him,
divulge about you, because a lot of listeners don't know
you're that you're the life that you've had. People think
that that you work on radio, and you work even
behind the scenes and radio it's a glamorous thing like
their Zach. Zach's life is everything that you would want
(01:56):
in a good human being, but it is not the
most glamorous.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
It is not. So basically, I grew up not knowing
my father, so my mom was my only parent. However,
when I was three, she got really sick with COPD,
so I started taking care of her until she passed
when I was about twelve. My sister is my only sibling,
so she's eleven years older. So she went off to
(02:20):
college and I had the responsibility of taking care of
my sister. And there are a lot of parallels in
his life that are in my life and outside of
you know, helping people out. I really love music and
I was in band growing up and all this stuff.
A band guy. I'm just a nerd. I love music
and so does he. And it again, it's a full
(02:42):
circle moment. Really.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, you making band guys just as nerdy as I
thought band guys.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No. No, he's part of percussion. I'm part of percussion.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
We do Martian mondays on his TikTok seven chance there's
too much football on Sundays. I watch you on my
that's fair. But that's that's cool. And by the way,
what you said when you said that about your your
sister and stuff, your sister then became.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
My legal guardian after my mom passed. Yeah, and that's amazing.
That's still my best friend to this day.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah. And is she proud of what you're doing right
now by giving back like you're doing.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah. Yeah, And you know, we've had a few discussions,
but I've never seen her actually like, you know, she
tells me she's proud of me. But she's never actually
said like, hey, I'm really proud of you doing this
for someone, like because I've never had this opportunity before.
So when she said those words like, hey, I'm super
proud that you're doing this, it it meant something. It
(03:46):
meant something. Dude, what a big week. Yeah it's been.
It's been crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Go back to your sister for one second. She's not
pissed that you can't babysit the kids anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I still make a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So I was gonna say, I was gonna say I
could just picture like the situation being Zach's guy, this
now little brother. You know, it's like, wait, I need
somebody to watch my kids. It's the schedule.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So I can't be like, oh, I got a little
brother on Friday. That's good.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Zach also had some big moments going on for those
that don't get an opportunity to know much about Zach.
I want to make sure we get this topic. And
a girl gave Zach hemorrights. Oh yeah, which what do
you mean? Which is very interesting because I never knew
that you could get hemorrhoights from another person. I didn't
know they were contagious. I thought that there were other
things you can get from people there, but listen. Listen
(04:38):
to how a girl gave zach Hem rights.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay, first off, if you've ever tried to umpress a girl,
please call eight four four six six five six five
four eight. Uh So, I'm not alone on this, But basically,
I had this beautiful friend come over and Kevin's word's
a friend and she spent the night, and uh I
had to go to the bathroom. But I helped number
one or number two definitely number two real bad and
(05:04):
I held it the whole time she was over, which
was like a day and a half. And uh, I
am feeling it in my ass.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Right, that is not great for you? When she left,
did you run the bathroom? Was it the best poop
of your life?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Best poop? I felt like I gave birth, But it
was bad byway you've had. I had won six months ago. Yeah,
I remember, because I had We had to talk about this.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We got to talk more about this. This is fantastic.
Zag had a girl stay at his place. Was this
over the weekend? Yeah, stay stay at his place, And
because he didn't want a duty in his bathroom, he
held his duty in and it gave you hemorrhids.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yes, so I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, I don't know what we do what we do
to impress women.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Huh listen, get that through. And you only have one
bathroom in your apartment, it would have stunk up the
whole apartment.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
We have one shot to impress someone. Yeah, I'm not
trying to, you know, make a lot of noises. I
don't have pooperie. I didn't have my you know. There
was just a lot of like things that against my.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Side where you should have gone out said like let's
go grab a drink or let's go grab a coffee
and pooped.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
No, because guess what he was doing. He was laying
in bed the entire weekend and I.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Was horizontal even still.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Were you worried at all during your moments together with
her that it was going to come out?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Uh? Real talk, We didn't. We didn't really do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh really, hold on, you guys just stay there and
hung out with each other.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I really enjoyed her.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Coming for your sister's book, Zach, I am so proud
of you for not hooking up with this girl the
first weekend that you spound.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I really had to poop though, That's what I would.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Have been nervous at night.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Sleeping nobody worth my stomach being messed up? Is so right,
by the way, I would have sent her out. Hey,
can you go run out and go get us? Yeah? Right,
that's amazing. Hold on, d wants to be voices guys, d.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Are you there?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I'm here?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Do you believe this? By the way, said, how does
ac D? Your voice disguised her?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
What's up? D D?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
This guy is such a romantic he held it in
the entire weekend because he didn't want to have this
girl smell his duty.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Is that unbelievable or what?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
It's not that unbelievable because I did it?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Wait, you did it too.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah. The first time my ex husband spent the night,
I had to go and I couldn't sayre doing it
in the apartment while he was there, So I waited
until he left and it wasn't until like noon the
next day, and I was like trying to shut him
out the door, like he's a great time call you later.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh, that's unreal. This is common. I did not know
this was his common. Who are you voices guys in
your self from right now? Why are you?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Are you embarrassed to say this.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Well, I'm married now to somebody else, and I just don't.
You don't want on the radio talking about my axe.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I guess okay, all right, well that's fine. I think
that everybody's got a past, and everybody passed exactly the book.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Everybody poops.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Hi, Nick, how you doing good?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
How you doing good?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
We're in with Zach right now, our executive audio producer
and all round great guy, big brother.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
What's up? So? It sounds like a matchmate in heaven.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
If he held it in for day and a half,
that means she held it in.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
That is so true in every other day pooper, though
a lot of girls are.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I wonder if she's got hemorrhoids too? Should we ask her?
What's up? Amanda?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Hi, Hey, guys in morning morning.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Can you believe this? Zach caught himself some hemorrhoids from
a lady this weekend?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah? I was gonna say that, Zach' lucky she wasn't
trying to make cookies.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
He would have shouted up in
Speaker 2 (08:59):
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