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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I know today is going to be a good show,
you know. Yeah, tell me how you know?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well, first off, yesterday was a great show. Today is
going to be a very good show, maybe on par
with yesterday. And the reason when I am driving into
work and I see crazy crap on the sides of
the road or sometimes in the road, yeah, I go, I.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Think today is going to be an interesting day. Yeah.
I had to dodge a lot of stuff on the lodge.
What did you dodge?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We'll go Dodge for dodge because I've been having to dodge.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Is it on the Lodge tour where you dodge?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I think mine was on six ninety six, okay, or
it could have been the Lodge. To be honest with you,
I've dodged a few things this week.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I saw an entire and if you're driving the Lodge
right now, right by Motor City Casino, it's what a
grand river river right by MotorCity Casino. There is the
back of somebody's car that they don't have.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's literally the full on bumper and it looks like
the back of the car. I think there might be
kids in the back seat. They're sitting there going mom
why'd you leave us there? Whenever you see stuff like
this on your way into work or you are driving down,
I always say the lodge is where you will see anything.
Two seventy five and obviously these are all in the
(01:08):
Detroit area here, guys to seventy five couches and love seats,
I've seen those before.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Mattresses, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
And ninety six and this is good for our West
Michigan listeners driving from Detroit to Grand Rapids.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Tons of dead deer.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
For some real.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So you're like, I don't know if it's because it's
October and Final Destination two in particular just scarred me
for lif. If you remember that scene where they had
the logs on the back of the truck big freeway accident. Yes,
I saw a ladder literally in the middle of the
freeway and shout out to Stevie Gen's out for it.
(01:48):
I'm inn fum fifty sitting up a bit higher, thank god,
because I was able to see it before the car
in front of me, I think saw it. I'm seeing
them swerve out the way. I get to swerve out
the way. But even beyond that thing, with that mustad,
it would have been over bro.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I might not be. It might've been my back bumper
let you saw on the line.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
But I'm starting to see more and more trucks have
things in their back that aren't tied or strapped down.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Whether it's rakes, whether it's ladders like construction stuff, I
don't know what it is, but it does not seem safe.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And why are are the well, let me ask you.
Are the people.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Are the people that are carrying these things not scared
that they're going to lose these things?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I think that they they attempt to set it up
in a way that they feel comfortable that it's going
to be stationary. But once you get on the road,
you hit a pothole or something that stuff moves around.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I hate being behind like the autohuler. Oh yeah, trailers.
I'm like, one of those cars is going to fall
off that thing and just come right at me. You
know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's in a movie too, I see by the way,
you ever fall asleep driving? I was driving between here
and ninety four. You fall asleep in the passenger seat.
Chelsea's driving. I wake up all of a sudden one
of those in front of me, and I think a
car's coming right down.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You're like, what the f.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I am eight four to four Mojo Live eight four
four six six five six five four eight. Have you
ever seen something just like fly out of the back
of a car or back of a truck, or did
you ever see somebody's you know whatever, just on the
side of the road. What's the craziest crap that you
that you saw?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Even yesterday, I saw somebody and they say it on litter,
but I saw somebody it feel like it was a
McDonald's like bag of food. Just threw it out in
the middle of the freeway.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
They threw it passenger life, you guys, they think that
there could be a couple of less franchise left.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I hate when people throw cigarettes out their window because
I am convinced it is going to go up underneath
my car.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
My whole car is going to explode.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
I don't even know if that's possible, but in my
head it is. So when I see somebody like open
their window and start to throw it out, if I
can get over, I get over immediately.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's going to start another California wildfire too on the
side of the road.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
What's going on? How you doing Cavin not good.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Good good, see you get you're talking about the hit
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
So I so I had two things that I hit well.
In Grand Rapids, they have what's called the S curve.
Oh yeah, and I had one ton contractor dumb truck
that I just used for everything. Right, So I'm coming
through the S curve and all of a sudden, bam
right in front of me as a metal garbage can,
and I hit this garbage can. So hiot went up
(04:24):
over the media and into the anchor, which I couldn't
see where it went. There was no cars coming high.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah that's great. Wow, Why is there a metal garbage
can just in the middle of the road. Do you
think somebody just.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Didn't somebody lost it off of their vehicle scrapper, you know.
And then secondly, real quick, is I still have it?
But I was hauling the trailer through THEES Curve and
we were going down to pick up some engine parts
and I had my four wheel run. We're going to
pick up a customer's car, and we used it to
(04:54):
push the vehicle up there. And we get to this
place and my son says Dad, I go inside. My
son says Dad, The vehicles the four wheelers, not on
the trailer. I said, whatever, I come out. There's no dad,
I'm serious. So I come out and it's not there.
We jump back on the expressway, get to the S curve,
(05:14):
and I see the other inside of the median, traffics
backed up forever in a day, and there.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You didn't even realize it's truck.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
No, no, well it was on a trailer, and I
didn't really.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Kevin, you're not allowed around the curving. You're not you're
not allowed to go.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
So I look over the media and I said, yeah,
that's mine because there was a state trooper there. Because
we'll get around here. And and so I get over
there says that I know it's yours. I go, well,
I don't know. Whatever do you want to do? You
just load it up and get out of here. So
luckily I didn't get a ticket.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh no, you're lucky on that one. LEXI listen to
this one, LEXI lost something? You lost your load?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
What's up? Lost your load?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Good morning? I My boyfriend's gonna be mortified. And I'm
telling this because my family already makes fun of them
for it. We're taking our grill up to our cottage
and my boyfriend, the type who heat double triple checks
everything to the point where you're like, babous. Fine. Some
months we're driving down and he goes and opens the
little window on the back of the trock and goes,
(06:20):
grab the grill, grab the grill to my unbuckle, and
I launched to the back seat and the grill cover
had slipped up and worked as a parachue.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And oh my god.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Nobody was behind us. Thank god, because I really could
have hurt someone.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
H Wait, he kept the grill cover on the back
of the thing and didn't tie it down.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
No, it was. It was tied down, but the grill cover,
the grill cover wasn't.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm thinking to myself, it's like, okay, maybe not smart,
although would that not be fun to drive up north
grilling on the back in the back of your dad.
There have a great day, Randy or LEXI. I'm sorry,
I'm going to Randy next, Randy. What's up?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Hey, how's it going on? My first time long.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Time Randy on the plane is money? Welcome buddy, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I'm actually driving to work right Hold.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
On, hold on, hold on, you can't say the S word.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
We gotta swear word. I got to dump out of there.
So what are you doing right now?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I'm driving to work right now, and I'm driving behind
a taxi Durney truck and there's well, it's full of
like stalks of corn and like stuffed raccoons and literally
three stuff raccoons just fell.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Ran it over.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Wait, I have never seen a taxide it.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Was full of It was full of corn, literally corn,
corn cobs and stuff raccoons and they all just flew
out on.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
That just seems like a crazy person driving down the street.
That doesn't seem like a taxi Ermy who hasn't seen
what Jessica has seen on the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
What did you see?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Okay, it was a mattress on the side of the road, right.
The thing was the suv.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Must have run over something because the mattress was stuck.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Up in the wheel well of a car.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh my god, it got stuck in there. That's crazy.
Ice for some reason, see mattresses all the time. I
think it's always usually like somebody's giving me a mattress.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
They never have sheets on them, No, they always been Yeah,
it's It's kind of funny though, that that that will
be something that you'll see on the side of the
road when you go and you try to go shop
for a mattress.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I'm not kidding you. I say this to you.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
The two times that we ever had the shop for mattresses,
we were driving to go get a mattress, the mattresses
were on side of the road.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I'm like, Chelsea right there, Freebie.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Has anybody ever picked up any of the furniture or
anything on the side of the road and said saying
bad and take it home?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
More like yesterday we talked about people who will pick
up roadkill and take it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, I mean that's crazy. What's up, Valerie High Hey,
I just wanted.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
To tell you that I used to be a motor
carrier and the first thing they teach to is gravity is.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Not a tie down that you need to tie down right,
you know. I don't want to be Debbie Downer, but
it's so dangerous and you take it for granted that
that mattress or your your drawers don't have to be
uh tape shut. You're gonna kill somebody.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Hey, question for you, have you ever had a car
fall off one of those things.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
No, but I had a one armed truck driver that
wasn't supposed to be driving with just one arm.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Okay, well that's kind of random. How did he get
his license?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
He had to step out of the truck to use
his other arms?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh okay, but they didn't notice that. I know he
didn't get was.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It a zoom interview? No, he was driving, I know
as I pulled him over.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Okay, I know, I understand that. But how did he
get a license to do that? It was doing it illegally.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Oh you know, I didn't. I didn't get into that.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
He might have had two arms.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Okay, makes sense. My god, that's funny. Lots of tires. Listen,
I'm looking at these text messages and these calls. A
lot of tires and sides of the road, a couple
of couches.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Somebody says that looks like, uh, there's a lot of toys,
kids toys, adult toys. There's a couple of people with
the adult toys.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Have you guys ever seen the suitcases and then the
clothes and shoes.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yes, that was not a fun trip.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Once you got to the airport or wherever you were going.
I know today is going to be a good show,
you know. Yeah, tell me how you know?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well, first off, yesterday was a great show. Today is
going to be a very good show, maybe on par
with yesterday. And the reason when I am driving into
work and I see crazy crap on the sides of
the road or sometimes in the road, yeah, I go, I.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Think today is going to be an interesting day. Yeah.
I had to dodge a lot of stuff on the lodge.
What did you dodge?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We'll go Dodge for dodge because I've been having to dodge.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Is it on the Lodge tour where you dodge?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I think mine was on six ninety six, okay, or
it could have been the Lodge. To be honest with you,
I've dodged a few things this week.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I saw an entire and if you're driving the Lodge
right now, right by Motor City Casino, it's what a
grand river river right by MotorCity Casino. There is the
back of somebody's car that they don't have.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's literally the full on bumper and it looks like
the back of the car. I think there might be
kids in the back seat. They're sitting there going mom
why'd you leave us there? Whenever you see stuff like
this on your way into work or you are driving down,
I always say the lodge is where you will see anything.
Two seventy five and obviously these are all in the
(01:08):
Detroit area here, guys to seventy five couches and love seats,
I've seen those before.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Mattresses, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
And ninety six and this is good for our West
Michigan listeners driving from Detroit to Grand Rapids.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Tons of dead deer.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
For some real.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So you're like, I don't know if it's because it's
October and Final Destination two in particular just scarred me
for lif. If you remember that scene where they had
the logs on the back of the truck big freeway accident. Yes,
I saw a ladder literally in the middle of the
freeway and shout out to Stevie Gen's out for it.
(01:48):
I'm inn fum fifty sitting up a bit higher, thank god,
because I was able to see it before the car
in front of me, I think saw it. I'm seeing
them swerve out the way. I get to swerve out
the way. But even beyond that thing, with that mustad,
it would have been over bro.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I might not be. It might've been my back bumper
let you saw on the line.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
But I'm starting to see more and more trucks have
things in their back that aren't tied or strapped down.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Whether it's rakes, whether it's ladders like construction stuff, I
don't know what it is, but it does not seem safe.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And why are are the well, let me ask you.
Are the people.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Are the people that are carrying these things not scared
that they're going to lose these things?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I think that they they attempt to set it up
in a way that they feel comfortable that it's going
to be stationary. But once you get on the road,
you hit a pothole or something that stuff moves around.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I hate being behind like the autohuler. Oh yeah, trailers.
I'm like, one of those cars is going to fall
off that thing and just come right at me. You
know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's in a movie too, I see by the way,
you ever fall asleep driving? I was driving between here
and ninety four. You fall asleep in the passenger seat.
Chelsea's driving. I wake up all of a sudden one
of those in front of me, and I think a
car's coming right down.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You're like, what the f.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I am eight four to four Mojo Live eight four
four six six five six five four eight. Have you
ever seen something just like fly out of the back
of a car or back of a truck, or did
you ever see somebody's you know whatever, just on the
side of the road. What's the craziest crap that you
that you saw?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Even yesterday, I saw somebody and they say it on litter,
but I saw somebody it feel like it was a
McDonald's like bag of food. Just threw it out in
the middle of the freeway.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
They threw it passenger life, you guys, they think that
there could be a couple of less franchise left.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I hate when people throw cigarettes out their window because
I am convinced it is going to go up underneath
my car.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
My whole car is going to explode.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
I don't even know if that's possible, but in my
head it is. So when I see somebody like open
their window and start to throw it out, if I
can get over, I get over immediately.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's going to start another California wildfire too on the
side of the road.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
What's going on? How you doing Cavin not good.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Good good, see you get you're talking about the hit
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
So I so I had two things that I hit well.
In Grand Rapids, they have what's called the S curve.
Oh yeah, and I had one ton contractor dumb truck
that I just used for everything. Right, So I'm coming
through the S curve and all of a sudden, bam
right in front of me as a metal garbage can,
and I hit this garbage can. So hiot went up
(04:24):
over the media and into the anchor, which I couldn't
see where it went. There was no cars coming high.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah that's great. Wow, Why is there a metal garbage
can just in the middle of the road. Do you
think somebody just.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Didn't somebody lost it off of their vehicle scrapper, you know.
And then secondly, real quick, is I still have it?
But I was hauling the trailer through THEES Curve and
we were going down to pick up some engine parts
and I had my four wheel run. We're going to
pick up a customer's car, and we used it to
(04:54):
push the vehicle up there. And we get to this
place and my son says Dad, I go inside. My
son says Dad, The vehicles the four wheelers, not on
the trailer. I said, whatever, I come out. There's no dad,
I'm serious. So I come out and it's not there.
We jump back on the expressway, get to the S curve,
(05:14):
and I see the other inside of the median, traffics
backed up forever in a day, and there.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You didn't even realize it's truck.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
No, no, well it was on a trailer, and I
didn't really.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Kevin, you're not allowed around the curving. You're not you're
not allowed to go.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
So I look over the media and I said, yeah,
that's mine because there was a state trooper there. Because
we'll get around here. And and so I get over
there says that I know it's yours. I go, well,
I don't know. Whatever do you want to do? You
just load it up and get out of here. So
luckily I didn't get a ticket.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh no, you're lucky on that one. LEXI listen to
this one, LEXI lost something? You lost your load?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
What's up? Lost your load?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Good morning? I My boyfriend's gonna be mortified. And I'm
telling this because my family already makes fun of them
for it. We're taking our grill up to our cottage
and my boyfriend, the type who heat double triple checks
everything to the point where you're like, babous. Fine. Some
months we're driving down and he goes and opens the
little window on the back of the trock and goes,
(06:20):
grab the grill, grab the grill to my unbuckle, and
I launched to the back seat and the grill cover
had slipped up and worked as a parachue.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And oh my god.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Nobody was behind us. Thank god, because I really could
have hurt someone.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
H Wait, he kept the grill cover on the back
of the thing and didn't tie it down.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
No, it was. It was tied down, but the grill cover,
the grill cover wasn't.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm thinking to myself, it's like, okay, maybe not smart,
although would that not be fun to drive up north
grilling on the back in the back of your dad.
There have a great day, Randy or LEXI. I'm sorry,
I'm going to Randy next, Randy. What's up?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Hey, how's it going on? My first time long.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Time Randy on the plane is money? Welcome buddy, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I'm actually driving to work right Hold.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
On, hold on, hold on, you can't say the S word.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
We gotta swear word. I got to dump out of there.
So what are you doing right now?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I'm driving to work right now, and I'm driving behind
a taxi Durney truck and there's well, it's full of
like stalks of corn and like stuffed raccoons and literally
three stuff raccoons just fell.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Ran it over.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Wait, I have never seen a taxide it.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Was full of It was full of corn, literally corn,
corn cobs and stuff raccoons and they all just flew
out on.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
That just seems like a crazy person driving down the street.
That doesn't seem like a taxi Ermy who hasn't seen
what Jessica has seen on the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
What did you see?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Okay, it was a mattress on the side of the road, right.
The thing was the suv.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Must have run over something because the mattress was stuck.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Up in the wheel well of a car.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh my god, it got stuck in there. That's crazy.
Ice for some reason, see mattresses all the time. I
think it's always usually like somebody's giving me a mattress.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
They never have sheets on them, No, they always been Yeah,
it's It's kind of funny though, that that that will
be something that you'll see on the side of the
road when you go and you try to go shop
for a mattress.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I'm not kidding you. I say this to you.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
The two times that we ever had the shop for mattresses,
we were driving to go get a mattress, the mattresses
were on side of the road.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I'm like, Chelsea right there, Freebie.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Has anybody ever picked up any of the furniture or
anything on the side of the road and said saying
bad and take it home?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
More like yesterday we talked about people who will pick
up roadkill and take it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, I mean that's crazy. What's up, Valerie High Hey,
I just wanted.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
To tell you that I used to be a motor
carrier and the first thing they teach to is gravity is.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Not a tie down that you need to tie down right,
you know. I don't want to be Debbie Downer, but
it's so dangerous and you take it for granted that
that mattress or your your drawers don't have to be
uh tape shut. You're gonna kill somebody.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Hey, question for you, have you ever had a car
fall off one of those things.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
No, but I had a one armed truck driver that
wasn't supposed to be driving with just one arm.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Okay, well that's kind of random. How did he get
his license?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
He had to step out of the truck to use
his other arms?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh okay, but they didn't notice that. I know he
didn't get was.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It a zoom interview? No, he was driving, I know
as I pulled him over.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Okay, I know, I understand that. But how did he
get a license to do that? It was doing it illegally.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Oh you know, I didn't. I didn't get into that.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
He might have had two arms.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Okay, makes sense. My god, that's funny. Lots of tires. Listen,
I'm looking at these text messages and these calls. A
lot of tires and sides of the road, a couple
of couches.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Somebody says that looks like, uh, there's a lot of toys,
kids toys, adult toys. There's a couple of people with
the adult toys.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Have you guys ever seen the suitcases and then the
clothes and shoes.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yes, that was not a fun trip.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Once you got to the airport or wherever you were going.
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