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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Congratulations to the Wolverines on a big victory this weekend.
You know what, well to both teams, they both think.
But you know what, I guess if Michigan's ranked twenty
fifth in the country or something like that, and they've
got a chance to do anything, let's just let them
have it. You know, let's play spoiler now to Ohio State.
(00:25):
I think we all root for Michigan and Michigan State
just to beat the Ohio State Buckeyes. And you're listening
Toledo and you're the fifty percent that our Buckeyes fans.
We apologize, don't turn the station. Was hanging out this weekend, Chan,
I know you were hanging out too. We were hanging out.
We went intailgated at Luke's fraternity's party, which was by
(00:49):
the way. You know, that's funny. They were doing that
on the mic. They were doing the keV Theta Kai
thing and shout out to Kevin. They actually should have
had us out there this one. Remember how two years
ago we went to it and we screwed them up.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Do you know that story?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We got them banned on campus because yeah, you're not.
There's some kind of a thing where you cannot promote
the parties, like there's some rule in the fraternity things
with Michigan State where you cannot have media promotion of
a party. And they got they got in trouble by
the university for doing that, so they got banned from
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having parties for more than a year. Actually this is
the first opportunity, and they technically could not even have
the party. It had to be the fraternities that were
next door to them that were having the party.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So they were just letting.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Them use their property, if you know what I mean,
the property, and so it was crazy. So Chelsea and
I got to the party and Luke met us, and
I think the thing that I was most surprised by
he was sober. I think because he was one of
the guys that was responsible, and I think he had
to be responsible. It was crazy, I grow up. And
(01:57):
he had two hay rides the day before that. They
were drinking their boorgs, and so they had it. By
the way, a no board policy on the Michigan State
University Police and the East Lansing Police if they saw
you with a boorg, which if those that you don't know,
it's the gallon of milk that they dump out, clean out,
(02:18):
and then they pour what tons of alcohol into it,
drink it with.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's just like a juice.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's a gross juice, like a blackout rager.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, if they ask what it stands for, if they
saw you with that, they would make you dump it.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And I saw that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Chelsea and I actually were walking and we saw the
cops pull up to some some kids that were drinking it.
Why aren't trying to steal a fawn away? Well, because
I think that they want to make sure it's not giving.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Them like a duy or whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Am I p or whatever it's called.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, it's weird, it's funny. I was asking.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I asked the cop that question. I go, you write
a MPs. They go, we don't have mips anymore. Yeah,
there's some kind of a thing. I think you just
pretty much just get a get arrested or something. I
don't know if it is. I don't think they call
it a minor and possession. Yeah, yeah, like back in
the high school days, you'd get mips.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Everybody was gettingps.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Here is the part that was the most interesting. So
his fraternity house. We got to walk through the front door,
which was really nice. We got through the front door
and we had special VIP treatment. Everybody else had to
go and they had to wait in this long line
of I'm not kidding you, at least two hundred people.
So we get through the front door and we walk
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into the house, and there's something about going into a
fraternity or sorority house. You sit there and you walk
inside and you go, there's something decadent going on here.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
The floor sticky.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
They cleaned the crap out of that thing. Yeah, this
class of you know, people that are living there. I
think sophomores live in the houses because Luke lived last
year in it. They cleaned it. It looked really good.
But the line to get to the bathroom was ridiculous.
And I asked one of the girls who was standing there,
and she was like dancing around. I said to her, going,
(04:01):
how long have you been waiting in line? Forty minutes
to go to the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh, I remember those days.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And listen to what she did. She said that when
I finally saw her as she came out of the bathroom,
she finally got in, I think she was like ten
more minutes after the so it probably took her fifty
minutes to get to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm out on the back you know area there, and
she comes walking up and she's a girl from Rochester.
So I forget what your name was, but you were
very very nice, and I felt bad for you because
you've got now got a bladder infection. She comes up
and she goes, I peede in the shower. So what
they did was they had the bathroom and then they
had whatever their showers that are there. She actually while
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some people were peeing on the toilet, they were multipns.
Girls would get in the shower and just pull their
pants down and just start peeing.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's their version of the trough.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Is that what?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I guess that was kind of it. I remember back
in my day, I wouldn't even go to the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
I would just find a bush outside because I was
like forty minutes is too long.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
So I was at MSU on Saturday, myself, Wes and
then Lucy and Smith. We all went to the game
to see my steps on cheering on the sidelines. We
get there and we got there late. We got there
at like ten after four, pretty late. Some of these
people got there at like ten am and so there
was no parking anywhere close to campus. We parked somewhere
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really really far away, and by the time we got
to campus, I looked at West I was like, I
have to go to the bathroom, and I have to
go right now. I cannot hold my pea anymore. Mom's
youth had kids, you understand this, And I'm like, there's
no way I'm going to make it to any bathroom,
any porta potty.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I was like in panic mode.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
That was me, and he was like all right, and
I'm like, I'm just going to be on the side
of the street and the kids were like what. So
we opened both passenger doors. I got in between them,
I pulled down my pants and I squatted up against
the running boards of his dodge ram. It came out
like a hose, and I told the kids look the
other direction. Of course, they're both watching me and just
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giggling away as their mom is just bear butt in
the street peeing.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
You can't hold it for that long.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'd like to ask the question, I'd like to know
from the women that are listening, are there any women
that have had to pee outdoors or pee in the uh,
you know, sinks, or pee in a shower like this? Weekend.
Have you peed anywhere but a toilet? I would love
to know where did you pee and how did you pee?
(06:31):
Because I think that would be kind of interesting just
to hear, Like peeing in a shower is interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Sitting down up? Did they get like in the shower
or did they just bend over the shower? Do you
know that word? If you knew, I didn't ask her
to describe it. I thought that would be kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I've done it before. I put in Pride bathrooms. Yes,
of course in the showers. I actually, what do you
do when you do it? I just took all my
pants off?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
No, like, do you stand in the shower?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I stand about the drain if I take my pants off,
stick about dress?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Where your pants at at this moment?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
You take them off?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Holding them?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Let it?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
What if a guy walks in at that time? Are
you okay with that?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
The girls, I don't think they would be going. No,
the guys aren't really going when.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
The girls bathroom, though, there's like a line of defense
at the fraternity house.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
A bread bathroom too, Like put my clothes on and
everything I showered.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Say, do you turn the water on after to like
clean it?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Up in there, Na bro nothing bathroom, nothing's clean around there.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
The kid that has to go and shower to go
to church the following day.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I got to show you how to do it with
your pants still on. Really, I could never do that
because I always get picked.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
My dad taught me how to do that when I
was little and we would go camping.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
How would your dad teach you how to do that
with it? What do you mean, well, dad? How did
dad know how?
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Dad was a dad of girls. He had to teach
us these things when we were younger and camping.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's wild because I would think that would be something
that is interesting that a dad like. I've taught my
kids how to, you know, pee on a tree and
stuff like that, but.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
I didn't know how to My dad taught us how
to piano too raw.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, you've never learned that.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'll get the super soaker going straight. What's going on? Eric?
What's up? Eric?
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I hold on, Eric, stay right there.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I got you right now, stand by, Eric, stand by,
I got my phone system.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Just literally there we go. Hey, Eric, what's up? Good
morning my people.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
I'm still scared to go to M s U. I
got an M I p about ten years ago, I.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Was walking down the street with my buddies for.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Like undercover cops. I don't know what they were doing,
but they're sitting in an unmarked car.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Jump Out made a deal with me.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
He said, if you blow all deals right now, we'll
let you walk free. I just left the party.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I didn't think I drank that much young and don
I said, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Yep, Blue, it's not Zeros gave me.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
An m I P. They signed me up for probation.
I never reported once, never went back, and you're still wanting. No,
that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I don't know if I'm wanted.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I don't know if I'm not wanting.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't know where you live, but I'm assuming that
their system gets everywhere. I just don't get pulled over
because you're probably there's probably like some.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
So that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Every time I get pulled over, John, I'm like, it's
it here, ten years ago, this is it. Every time
they're like, hey, I have a good day, bludd you're
all good.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm like, all right, it's coming back on me. Man,
what's up? As uh shot? Who's gonna say?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Esh shanty a shanty hi a shanty.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Hi guys.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
So I listened to you.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Guys like literally every morning, and I'm driving on my
way to work right now, and you guys are talking
about pee and I'm like, oh my god, this is
my chance, right because my nickname is PP Quinn. So
anyone who's listening to the radio, you guys know who this.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Is Quinn.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Quinn.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yes, why how did you get that.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Water control life? So me and my friends we get
their B and D for our birthday, like every year.
It was my friend Brian's birthday. You look in July,
so it's summertime. I get there super late and I
have to stay in the garage, so there's only one
bathroom and it's in the house. I am literally fall
over intoxicated and I cannot get in this house. I
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go back to the garage and I find a dream
and I literally just squat over it.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Wow, man, that's unbelievable. That is that is talent. Do
you let the water flow a little bit to clean
it up after that or do.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
You kind of like, okay, so they have a hose
in the garage and.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yes, I.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
What a nice So you are such a good house cast.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
You're invited You're invited back anytime. What's going on, Michael?
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Are you guys doing it?
Speaker 6 (10:52):
More?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Good? Buddy? What's up?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I'm all right.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
So, yes, years back, we are going to this festival
and we were late, so we had to streets good
here and I couldn't hold it.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Took us like a few hours to get there.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
So I'm on the side of somebody's house and the
side of your dick and just squatted down.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Just some random guy's house. You're just peeing on the
side of Huh. Yes, yes, at the festival.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's, by the way.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
The thing about festivals, you don't want to live by
the festival because the people that are by the festival
need to go pee.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
What's up, Courtney, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Good morning? I was just curious, Moto, how do you
feel that you have paid so much money just to
fund for girls peeing in the sohour that loose?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That is true.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
As a parent, I was kind of proud of the
fact that we parents of all those fraternity kids, you know,
made sure that we have a cleaning service probably coming.
Actually Luke lived there last year and they had a
cleaning service come once a week.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
It never looked like a cleaning service camp.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I feel so bad for that cleaning surface. I mean,
I have.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Three kids, and it's not that much different than their
childhood when they're just peeing.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Awer, is it exactly? I love, by the way, peeing
in a shower.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
An adult sometimes, Hi, Vicky, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Mojo?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yes, I am a.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Girl and I drive a dump truck.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
And let me tell you, will you have to peet?
I have been sitting on seventy five.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
I won't jump out on the step of my truck,
pull my.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Pants down just a little bit and let it go.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
I have to pee so bad.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You are a lady.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Have you ever had it where it's splashed back at
you and got into the dump truck?
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yes, definitely, I've.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
All peed on my pants before.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Well, you gotta go.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
You gotta go.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
You can't wait.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You gotta go for three kids.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
You gotta go.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
If I see a dump truck sitting on the side
of seventy five, I.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Know you're taking a whiz. Thank you for the call, Vicky.
Take care
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Congratulations to the Wolverines on a big victory this weekend.
You know what, well to both teams, they both think.
But you know what, I guess if Michigan's ranked twenty
fifth in the country or something like that, and they've
got a chance to do anything, let's just let them
have it. You know, let's play spoiler now to Ohio State.
(00:25):
I think we all root for Michigan and Michigan State
just to beat the Ohio State Buckeyes. And you're listening
Toledo and you're the fifty percent that our Buckeyes fans.
We apologize, don't turn the station. Was hanging out this weekend, Chan,
I know you were hanging out too. We were hanging out.
We went intailgated at Luke's fraternity's party, which was by
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the way. You know, that's funny. They were doing that
on the mic. They were doing the keV Theta Kai
thing and shout out to Kevin. They actually should have
had us out there this one. Remember how two years
ago we went to it and we screwed them up.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Do you know that story?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We got them banned on campus because yeah, you're not.
There's some kind of a thing where you cannot promote
the parties, like there's some rule in the fraternity things
with Michigan State where you cannot have media promotion of
a party. And they got they got in trouble by
the university for doing that, so they got banned from
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having parties for more than a year. Actually this is
the first opportunity, and they technically could not even have
the party. It had to be the fraternities that were
next door to them that were having the party.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So they were just letting.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Them use their property, if you know what I mean,
the property, and so it was crazy. So Chelsea and
I got to the party and Luke met us, and
I think the thing that I was most surprised by
he was sober. I think because he was one of
the guys that was responsible, and I think he had
to be responsible. It was crazy, I grow up. And
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he had two hay rides the day before that. They
were drinking their boorgs, and so they had it. By
the way, a no board policy on the Michigan State
University Police and the East Lansing Police if they saw
you with a boorg, which if those that you don't know,
it's the gallon of milk that they dump out, clean out,
(02:18):
and then they pour what tons of alcohol into it,
drink it with.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's just like a juice.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's a gross juice, like a blackout rager.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, if they ask what it stands for, if they
saw you with that, they would make you dump it.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And I saw that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Chelsea and I actually were walking and we saw the
cops pull up to some some kids that were drinking it.
Why aren't trying to steal a fawn away? Well, because
I think that they want to make sure it's not giving.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Them like a duy or whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Am I p or whatever it's called.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, it's weird, it's funny. I was asking.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I asked the cop that question. I go, you write
a MPs. They go, we don't have mips anymore. Yeah,
there's some kind of a thing. I think you just
pretty much just get a get arrested or something. I
don't know if it is. I don't think they call
it a minor and possession. Yeah, yeah, like back in
the high school days, you'd get mips.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Everybody was gettingps.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Here is the part that was the most interesting. So
his fraternity house. We got to walk through the front door,
which was really nice. We got through the front door
and we had special VIP treatment. Everybody else had to
go and they had to wait in this long line
of I'm not kidding you, at least two hundred people.
So we get through the front door and we walk
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into the house, and there's something about going into a
fraternity or sorority house. You sit there and you walk
inside and you go, there's something decadent going on here.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
The floor sticky.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
They cleaned the crap out of that thing. Yeah, this
class of you know, people that are living there. I
think sophomores live in the houses because Luke lived last
year in it. They cleaned it. It looked really good.
But the line to get to the bathroom was ridiculous.
And I asked one of the girls who was standing there,
and she was like dancing around. I said to her, going,
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how long have you been waiting in line? Forty minutes
to go to the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh, I remember those days.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And listen to what she did. She said that when
I finally saw her as she came out of the bathroom,
she finally got in, I think she was like ten
more minutes after the so it probably took her fifty
minutes to get to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm out on the back you know area there, and
she comes walking up and she's a girl from Rochester.
So I forget what your name was, but you were
very very nice, and I felt bad for you because
you've got now got a bladder infection. She comes up
and she goes, I peede in the shower. So what
they did was they had the bathroom and then they
had whatever their showers that are there. She actually while
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some people were peeing on the toilet, they were multipns.
Girls would get in the shower and just pull their
pants down and just start peeing.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's their version of the trough.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Is that what?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I guess that was kind of it. I remember back
in my day, I wouldn't even go to the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
I would just find a bush outside because I was
like forty minutes is too long.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
So I was at MSU on Saturday, myself, Wes and
then Lucy and Smith. We all went to the game
to see my steps on cheering on the sidelines. We
get there and we got there late. We got there
at like ten after four, pretty late. Some of these
people got there at like ten am and so there
was no parking anywhere close to campus. We parked somewhere
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really really far away, and by the time we got
to campus, I looked at West I was like, I
have to go to the bathroom, and I have to
go right now. I cannot hold my pea anymore. Mom's
youth had kids, you understand this, And I'm like, there's
no way I'm going to make it to any bathroom,
any porta potty.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I was like in panic mode.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
That was me, and he was like all right, and
I'm like, I'm just going to be on the side
of the street and the kids were like what. So
we opened both passenger doors. I got in between them,
I pulled down my pants and I squatted up against
the running boards of his dodge ram. It came out
like a hose, and I told the kids look the
other direction. Of course, they're both watching me and just
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giggling away as their mom is just bear butt in
the street peeing.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
You can't hold it for that long.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'd like to ask the question, I'd like to know
from the women that are listening, are there any women
that have had to pee outdoors or pee in the uh,
you know, sinks, or pee in a shower like this? Weekend.
Have you peed anywhere but a toilet? I would love
to know where did you pee and how did you pee?
(06:31):
Because I think that would be kind of interesting just
to hear, Like peeing in a shower is interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Sitting down up? Did they get like in the shower
or did they just bend over the shower? Do you
know that word? If you knew, I didn't ask her
to describe it. I thought that would be kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I've done it before. I put in Pride bathrooms. Yes,
of course in the showers. I actually, what do you
do when you do it? I just took all my
pants off?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
No, like, do you stand in the shower?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I stand about the drain if I take my pants off,
stick about dress?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Where your pants at at this moment?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
You take them off?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Holding them?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Let it?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
What if a guy walks in at that time? Are
you okay with that?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
The girls, I don't think they would be going. No,
the guys aren't really going when.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
The girls bathroom, though, there's like a line of defense
at the fraternity house.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
A bread bathroom too, Like put my clothes on and
everything I showered.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Say, do you turn the water on after to like
clean it?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Up in there, Na bro nothing bathroom, nothing's clean around there.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
The kid that has to go and shower to go
to church the following day.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I got to show you how to do it with
your pants still on. Really, I could never do that
because I always get picked.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
My dad taught me how to do that when I
was little and we would go camping.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
How would your dad teach you how to do that
with it? What do you mean, well, dad? How did
dad know how?
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Dad was a dad of girls. He had to teach
us these things when we were younger and camping.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's wild because I would think that would be something
that is interesting that a dad like. I've taught my
kids how to, you know, pee on a tree and
stuff like that, but.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
I didn't know how to My dad taught us how
to piano too raw.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, you've never learned that.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'll get the super soaker going straight. What's going on? Eric?
What's up? Eric?
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I hold on, Eric, stay right there.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I got you right now, stand by, Eric, stand by,
I got my phone system.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Just literally there we go. Hey, Eric, what's up? Good
morning my people.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
I'm still scared to go to M s U. I
got an M I p about ten years ago, I.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Was walking down the street with my buddies for.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Like undercover cops. I don't know what they were doing,
but they're sitting in an unmarked car.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Jump Out made a deal with me.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
He said, if you blow all deals right now, we'll
let you walk free. I just left the party.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I didn't think I drank that much young and don
I said, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Yep, Blue, it's not Zeros gave me.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
An m I P. They signed me up for probation.
I never reported once, never went back, and you're still wanting. No,
that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I don't know if I'm wanted.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I don't know if I'm not wanting.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't know where you live, but I'm assuming that
their system gets everywhere. I just don't get pulled over
because you're probably there's probably like some.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
So that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Every time I get pulled over, John, I'm like, it's
it here, ten years ago, this is it. Every time
they're like, hey, I have a good day, bludd you're
all good.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm like, all right, it's coming back on me. Man,
what's up? As uh shot? Who's gonna say?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Esh shanty a shanty hi a shanty.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Hi guys.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
So I listened to you.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Guys like literally every morning, and I'm driving on my
way to work right now, and you guys are talking
about pee and I'm like, oh my god, this is
my chance, right because my nickname is PP Quinn. So
anyone who's listening to the radio, you guys know who this.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Is Quinn.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Quinn.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yes, why how did you get that.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Water control life? So me and my friends we get
their B and D for our birthday, like every year.
It was my friend Brian's birthday. You look in July,
so it's summertime. I get there super late and I
have to stay in the garage, so there's only one
bathroom and it's in the house. I am literally fall
over intoxicated and I cannot get in this house. I
(10:23):
go back to the garage and I find a dream
and I literally just squat over it.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Wow, man, that's unbelievable. That is that is talent. Do
you let the water flow a little bit to clean
it up after that or do.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
You kind of like, okay, so they have a hose
in the garage and.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yes, I.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
What a nice So you are such a good house cast.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
You're invited You're invited back anytime. What's going on, Michael?
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Are you guys doing it?
Speaker 6 (10:52):
More?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Good? Buddy? What's up?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I'm all right.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
So, yes, years back, we are going to this festival
and we were late, so we had to streets good
here and I couldn't hold it.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Took us like a few hours to get there.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
So I'm on the side of somebody's house and the
side of your dick and just squatted down.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Just some random guy's house. You're just peeing on the
side of Huh. Yes, yes, at the festival.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's, by the way.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
The thing about festivals, you don't want to live by
the festival because the people that are by the festival
need to go pee.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
What's up, Courtney, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Good morning? I was just curious, Moto, how do you
feel that you have paid so much money just to
fund for girls peeing in the sohour that loose?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That is true.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
As a parent, I was kind of proud of the
fact that we parents of all those fraternity kids, you know,
made sure that we have a cleaning service probably coming.
Actually Luke lived there last year and they had a
cleaning service come once a week.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
It never looked like a cleaning service camp.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I feel so bad for that cleaning surface. I mean,
I have.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Three kids, and it's not that much different than their
childhood when they're just peeing.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Awer, is it exactly? I love, by the way, peeing
in a shower.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
An adult sometimes, Hi, Vicky, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Mojo?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yes, I am a.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Girl and I drive a dump truck.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
And let me tell you, will you have to peet?
I have been sitting on seventy five.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
I won't jump out on the step of my truck,
pull my.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Pants down just a little bit and let it go.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
I have to pee so bad.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You are a lady.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Have you ever had it where it's splashed back at
you and got into the dump truck?
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yes, definitely, I've.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
All peed on my pants before.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Well, you gotta go.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
You gotta go.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
You can't wait.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You gotta go for three kids.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
You gotta go.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
If I see a dump truck sitting on the side
of seventy five, I.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Know you're taking a whiz. Thank you for the call, Vicky.
Take care
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