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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. So I
just got word about something here you ready for this.
Just got word from the building manager about why our
heat is not working. Building manager Brandon says, sorry about
your problem with the heat. We had somebody that went
on the roof this weekend and pushed a button that
(00:20):
should not have been pushed. We're going to get up
there right now as soon as we can, and we
are going to get that thing working for you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I know someone who was on the roof, who was
on the roof this weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Didn't our very own Zach post a picture up there?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Where is that? I thought of the roof? Where is he? Zach?
Come in the studio here? Oh Jesus, Zach.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It couldn't have been Zach, My god, yourest.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Brandon sent me a text. Did you see this? Do
you hear this text?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Brandon just said, hey, really sorry about the air this morning.
Somebody went on the roof this weekend and pushed a
button that they shouldn't have and knocked us off. He
said that they plugged in something that caused a short
to the system.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Now, I know you're messing with me, but that's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Have you talked to Brandon yet No, hold on, let's
call him.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Why do you think he's messing with you? Because Nick
plugged in like we had to go through.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
A door to like you were on the roof.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
We were on the roof, we were partying.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't even know you could go in the roof.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
You can do whatever you want in this building as
long as you get permission.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Are you the reason why I'm sweating my ass off
this morning?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Hold On, he's not answering.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think its problem. I think.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I got I got a guy on his way there
right now at justice temperature, justice understanding, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Real, real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Zach doesn't doesn't believe me that him going on the
roof this weekend screwed up our air conditioning stuff?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Will you explain what he did? I don't know what.
I couldn't tell you, but you wan, I do know
what he did.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You want put a little DJ show, But he was
on the seventh part of the roof. It was Nick,
It wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah, I can't speak on that.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
On the day that the mayor comes into the studio,
Zach screwed up our age? Vacuumnit I didn't do it.
I swear, all right, we'll talk to you, Brandon. Thank
you for getting those guys in here. Okay, I appreciate it,
all right. So what were you up on the roof for?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
No, So I got a permission that me and Nick
could play a DJ set. Yeah yeah, So he brought
his DJ deck and a speaker, and I put the
speaker close to the brewery so they could hear us jam.
So wait, sweet pictures. Two dudes just hanging up on
the roof playing DJ and his girlfriend. But I came
(02:48):
sol Really, it wasn't just there. It was just the
three of us, and then not his her mom came
like to pick us up.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Wait, saying, is this like a thing, like you guys
want to go up on the roof and do a
DJ set or something?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
It would be kind of cool, like it was.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
There.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I do have something to tell you though. While I
was up there, I noticed while I was posting photos
because I don't go a Facebook often, but I went
on a story and it was an elementary friend, same rooftop,
but they were stripping on our roof.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Wait five days ago, wait wait, wait, wait, there's so
much to that.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
There's so much so wait, not when you were up
there where they were stripping. They were up there last.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Weekend, up on the roof, probably like three days strip
getting up on the roof of our I don't know,
they don't I don't know who they know.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
We have no mutual friends.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
But this is a beautiful pull. There's a pool. Who DJI?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
There was no DJ, there was nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Bring them next strippers on the skylark?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Did you know that your elementary school a stripper?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
That's what I was going to ask you, what elementary
elementary school?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What proud year with graduating? Oh? My, Brandt's answering, Grab
grab Brandon, we got I want to see the video. Yes,
I'm on the air.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
By the way, you're a you're talking about the strip
on the roof?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah? Do you know her? I didn't tell you about that?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, let her, let her.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I put Brandon on.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
You're gonna talk to Malcolm about it.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
He didn't care, But yeah, I did not know. This
goes for sewn.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
He asked me. He's like, I got a girl that
wants to do a photo shoot on the roof. Is
that cool?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I was like, yeah, what's it for? You know? He
knows where in there.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Dumb, that dumb, bad numb that real quick, hold on
a second, not dump.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Radio, just real quick. I want to ask.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I want to do the topic of when did you
find out that your friend from grade school or high
school is the stripper? Zach found out he was up
on the roof. And I want to know, like, did
I ever tell you mine?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh my god, my story is the greatest story ever.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So I got married, and when I got married, I
found or my brother found strippers to come and perform
for me at Tonino's Pizza Rea. Yes, Tonino's Pizzeria is
a place in Orland Park, Illinois.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I don't even think it's there anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
And they had a back room with one of those
what do they call the doors that are that like
pocket doors pocket doors pocket pocket door, but unfolded like
an accordion.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And that was the back room we had the party at.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
And Tony said, you can have the party at Tonino's,
but if you have strippers, you got to close the door.
So my brother Tony or my brother Bill hired the
strippers for the thing. The stripper shows up, it's the
girl that I went to Columbia College with and sat.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Next to college.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
She shows up and I'm like, we went to college together.
Things are going well, yeah, right, so but you just
got married at that time. No, I was getting married.
This is my bachelor party's we got a couple. We
got a couple extra large pizzas with sage.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Orland Park is permanently close it.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
I was gonna say we could go there this weekend.
Is it that back room to celebrate your I think
she's still stripping, but but I thought that that was
actually kind of funny, like all of a sudden, the
stripper that's there, and she had whipped cream and stuff,
and it was weird.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And Chelsea was at my bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh, we got to have Chelsea tell the story to
you guys sometime this weekend. Chelsea tells the story. I
invited her to my strip to my bachelor party, and
she showed up. I didn't know there was gonna be
strippers there. And Chelsea showed up at the moment that
the stripper was there with a.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Thought. She had, uh, what's the whip cream that comes
the can?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
She had ready whip out there. All right, So did
this girl when you grew up with this girl, did
you ever think like when you guys were in language
arts class that she no.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
But she she's gorgeous. Now, yeah, my god. And that's
a great idea for a shoot like you see the
skyscrapers in the back.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's pretty.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I thought it was innovative.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Here's what I want to do for Zach. If we
hit number one. We got to hit number one. We
haven't been number one in a way a bit. David
Chuck have beaten us at number one. I want to
hit number one. These listeners have got to do it
for us. We're going to have a number one party
for Zach, not for anybody else. We're hiring the stripper
from his grave.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
On the roof.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
How many people can fit on the roof?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Probably invite listeners with it being safe, probably like fifty.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I want to. I want to. We need a bigger roof.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I want to invite the stripper to come strip for
Zach as a congratulatory Zach, we're number.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
One, dude, let's do it. We're going to exact there
with cream too.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Do you think a discount because she knows me or
how does that work?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, we don't want we're going to make Colleen paper.
We don't.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
We don't do half price. We do full price for this.
What's up, Dana? How you doing day?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Hey Mojo. So this is much worse than like running
into somebody from high school or elementary school. I was
at a script club on Ford Road by Southfield and
I was like, you know, hey, look, let's girl over here,
you know, And next thing you know, she turns around
and looks at me. It was my cousin.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
It was.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Did you have her dance for you?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Or no?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
She actually she said, I got to do my set.
I'm going to have this girl dance for you in
the champagne room. And so that's that's where that went.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh my god, could you imagine your cousin dancing for you?
What's up, Heather?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
How you doing? Good morning?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
How are you guys? Fantastic? What's going on? Well?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I found out one of my high school classmates and
youth group members from the church was a stripper.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
When I saw them on your website from one of
the Naughty Moms events.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
That was awesome.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
By the way, I send a picture to a friend,
I was like, is that who we think it is?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
It's just like, oh my god, we used to have
guy strippers on the Naughty Mom's Night Out.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
What this was?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, yeah, I'll never forget.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
There was one stripper that could put a candle out
with his penis.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, he had a candle there and he would play
what was the song candle in the wind.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That he was playing a song?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Or he would and he would play the song and
he would take his wiener and go and it would
it would knock the the the actual flame out.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
What's going on? How you doing, Lexi? This is hello?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
What's going on? So talking about strippers and being at workplaces,
I found out that my co worker is a stripper.
Oh okay, not.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
To out the ordinary, but we are lunch ladies out
of elementary school.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Let's go that is by day and heroes by night.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
You know what I think that that's you know, we
need to pay our lunch ladies more money.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Right, yes we do. Thank you, Thank you, Lexie. I
appreciate you so much. Thank you,
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. So I
just got word about something here you ready for this.
Just got word from the building manager about why our
heat is not working. Building manager Brandon says, sorry about
your problem with the heat. We had somebody that went
on the roof this weekend and pushed a button that
(00:20):
should not have been pushed. We're going to get up
there right now as soon as we can, and we
are going to get that thing working for you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I know someone who was on the roof, who was
on the roof this weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Didn't our very own Zach post a picture up there?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Where is that? I thought of the roof? Where is he? Zach?
Come in the studio here? Oh Jesus, Zach.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It couldn't have been Zach, My god, yourest.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Brandon sent me a text. Did you see this? Do
you hear this text?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Brandon just said, hey, really sorry about the air this morning.
Somebody went on the roof this weekend and pushed a
button that they shouldn't have and knocked us off. He
said that they plugged in something that caused a short
to the system.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Now, I know you're messing with me, but that's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Have you talked to Brandon yet No, hold on, let's
call him.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Why do you think he's messing with you? Because Nick
plugged in like we had to go through.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
A door to like you were on the roof.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
We were on the roof, we were partying.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't even know you could go in the roof.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
You can do whatever you want in this building as
long as you get permission.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Are you the reason why I'm sweating my ass off
this morning?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Hold On, he's not answering.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think its problem. I think.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I got I got a guy on his way there
right now at justice temperature, justice understanding, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Real, real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Zach doesn't doesn't believe me that him going on the
roof this weekend screwed up our air conditioning stuff?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Will you explain what he did? I don't know what.
I couldn't tell you, but you wan, I do know
what he did.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You want put a little DJ show, But he was
on the seventh part of the roof. It was Nick,
It wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah, I can't speak on that.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
On the day that the mayor comes into the studio,
Zach screwed up our age? Vacuumnit I didn't do it.
I swear, all right, we'll talk to you, Brandon. Thank
you for getting those guys in here. Okay, I appreciate it,
all right. So what were you up on the roof for?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
No, So I got a permission that me and Nick
could play a DJ set. Yeah yeah, So he brought
his DJ deck and a speaker, and I put the
speaker close to the brewery so they could hear us jam.
So wait, sweet pictures. Two dudes just hanging up on
the roof playing DJ and his girlfriend. But I came
(02:48):
sol Really, it wasn't just there. It was just the
three of us, and then not his her mom came
like to pick us up.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Wait, saying, is this like a thing, like you guys
want to go up on the roof and do a
DJ set or something?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
It would be kind of cool, like it was.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
There.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I do have something to tell you though. While I
was up there, I noticed while I was posting photos
because I don't go a Facebook often, but I went
on a story and it was an elementary friend, same rooftop,
but they were stripping on our roof.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Wait five days ago, wait wait, wait, wait, there's so
much to that.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
There's so much so wait, not when you were up
there where they were stripping. They were up there last.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Weekend, up on the roof, probably like three days strip
getting up on the roof of our I don't know,
they don't I don't know who they know.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
We have no mutual friends.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
But this is a beautiful pull. There's a pool. Who DJI?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
There was no DJ, there was nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Bring them next strippers on the skylark?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Did you know that your elementary school a stripper?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
That's what I was going to ask you, what elementary
elementary school?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What proud year with graduating? Oh? My, Brandt's answering, Grab
grab Brandon, we got I want to see the video. Yes,
I'm on the air.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
By the way, you're a you're talking about the strip
on the roof?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah? Do you know her? I didn't tell you about that?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, let her, let her.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I put Brandon on.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
You're gonna talk to Malcolm about it.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
He didn't care, But yeah, I did not know. This
goes for sewn.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
He asked me. He's like, I got a girl that
wants to do a photo shoot on the roof. Is
that cool?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I was like, yeah, what's it for? You know? He
knows where in there.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Dumb, that dumb, bad numb that real quick, hold on
a second, not dump.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Radio, just real quick. I want to ask.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I want to do the topic of when did you
find out that your friend from grade school or high
school is the stripper? Zach found out he was up
on the roof. And I want to know, like, did
I ever tell you mine?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh my god, my story is the greatest story ever.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So I got married, and when I got married, I
found or my brother found strippers to come and perform
for me at Tonino's Pizza Rea. Yes, Tonino's Pizzeria is
a place in Orland Park, Illinois.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I don't even think it's there anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
And they had a back room with one of those
what do they call the doors that are that like
pocket doors pocket doors pocket pocket door, but unfolded like
an accordion.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And that was the back room we had the party at.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
And Tony said, you can have the party at Tonino's,
but if you have strippers, you got to close the door.
So my brother Tony or my brother Bill hired the
strippers for the thing. The stripper shows up, it's the
girl that I went to Columbia College with and sat.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Next to college.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
She shows up and I'm like, we went to college together.
Things are going well, yeah, right, so but you just
got married at that time. No, I was getting married.
This is my bachelor party's we got a couple. We
got a couple extra large pizzas with sage.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Orland Park is permanently close it.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
I was gonna say we could go there this weekend.
Is it that back room to celebrate your I think
she's still stripping, but but I thought that that was
actually kind of funny, like all of a sudden, the
stripper that's there, and she had whipped cream and stuff,
and it was weird.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And Chelsea was at my bachelor party.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh, we got to have Chelsea tell the story to
you guys sometime this weekend. Chelsea tells the story. I
invited her to my strip to my bachelor party, and
she showed up. I didn't know there was gonna be
strippers there. And Chelsea showed up at the moment that
the stripper was there with a.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Thought. She had, uh, what's the whip cream that comes
the can?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
She had ready whip out there. All right, So did
this girl when you grew up with this girl, did
you ever think like when you guys were in language
arts class that she no.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
But she she's gorgeous. Now, yeah, my god. And that's
a great idea for a shoot like you see the
skyscrapers in the back.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's pretty.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I thought it was innovative.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Here's what I want to do for Zach. If we
hit number one. We got to hit number one. We
haven't been number one in a way a bit. David
Chuck have beaten us at number one. I want to
hit number one. These listeners have got to do it
for us. We're going to have a number one party
for Zach, not for anybody else. We're hiring the stripper
from his grave.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
On the roof.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
How many people can fit on the roof?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Probably invite listeners with it being safe, probably like fifty.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I want to. I want to. We need a bigger roof.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I want to invite the stripper to come strip for
Zach as a congratulatory Zach, we're number.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
One, dude, let's do it. We're going to exact there
with cream too.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Do you think a discount because she knows me or
how does that work?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, we don't want we're going to make Colleen paper.
We don't.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
We don't do half price. We do full price for this.
What's up, Dana? How you doing day?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Hey Mojo. So this is much worse than like running
into somebody from high school or elementary school. I was
at a script club on Ford Road by Southfield and
I was like, you know, hey, look, let's girl over here,
you know, And next thing you know, she turns around
and looks at me. It was my cousin.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
It was.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Did you have her dance for you?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Or no?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
She actually she said, I got to do my set.
I'm going to have this girl dance for you in
the champagne room. And so that's that's where that went.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh my god, could you imagine your cousin dancing for you?
What's up, Heather?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
How you doing? Good morning?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
How are you guys? Fantastic? What's going on? Well?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I found out one of my high school classmates and
youth group members from the church was a stripper.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
When I saw them on your website from one of
the Naughty Moms events.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
That was awesome.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
By the way, I send a picture to a friend,
I was like, is that who we think it is?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
It's just like, oh my god, we used to have
guy strippers on the Naughty Mom's Night Out.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
What this was?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, yeah, I'll never forget.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
There was one stripper that could put a candle out
with his penis.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, he had a candle there and he would play
what was the song candle in the wind.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That he was playing a song?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Or he would and he would play the song and
he would take his wiener and go and it would
it would knock the the the actual flame out.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
What's going on? How you doing, Lexi? This is hello?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
What's going on? So talking about strippers and being at workplaces,
I found out that my co worker is a stripper.
Oh okay, not.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
To out the ordinary, but we are lunch ladies out
of elementary school.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Let's go that is by day and heroes by night.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
You know what I think that that's you know, we
need to pay our lunch ladies more money.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Right, yes we do. Thank you, Thank you, Lexie. I
appreciate you so much. Thank you,
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