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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Hello, Hello,
good to have you guys here with us. We are
live in beautiful Windy City and it was windy yesterday.
Downtown Chicago was Oh my god. I used to when
I first got into radio, and this is kind of
radio nerdish on me. I used to listen to a
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guy whose name was not Mojo, but it was Joe
Bo Jobo Hannah, and Jobo Hanna used to start off
a show every single day. I'm being ninety six by
going live from beautiful Windy City, downtown Chicago. It's so windy.
My two pages flew off. And the funniest thing was
I think Jobo wore a two pay I think he did.
But it is an honor to be here. It is
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such a cool thing to be able to have all
of your family and I include you guys in there
with all my family, my wife, Chelse, my boys, my sisters,
my brother's nieces, nephews that are all going to be
here tonight at the Radio Hall of Fame induction. It's
really an awesome thing. And I'll tell you yesterday I
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had one of those moments and I'll tell you more
about a lot of the stuff that happened yesterday coming
up this morning on the show. But when I saw
my good friend and our good friend Shannon Johnny Dare
when he came into town for this, Yeah, Johnny from
Kansas City. I talked about Johnny so much on our show,
Johnny and Caitlyn, when I saw them for the first time.
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And to see him sitting laughing, drinking with you guys,
my son, giving him, giving Joe all the bad advice
he could possibly give. Oh, it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, it was a fun night last night.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I don't know how tonight, I mean, tonight will top
last night, But it was a fun night last night.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, it cannot top the amount of alcohol that I
had last night. And the reason is I refuse to
drink like I did last night tonight because I will
not be coherent for any of the stuff. I woke
up this morning after going to bed at ten thirty
Detroit time, because you know, there's a friends in time
going across Indiana, right across the border, and I got
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into town here and I'm kind of still a little
screwed up. I know it's only an hour, but I
was realizing last night. I'm like, oh good, I'm getting
to bed at my normal time. And then I realized, no,
I'm not, because I went to bed virtually an hour
and a half two hours and.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
We had to wake up an hour earlier than normal.
It was funny.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I knew you had a lot to drink because and
Lydia and Bianca and I went out for Happy Hour
and we had food and then we met up with
you guys. So I don't know what you drank during
the afternoon, but towards the end of the night, I was.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Sitting next to Chelsea.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I had Chelsea on one side and I had Bianca
on the other side of me, and you were sitting
across from me, and you were sitting back in your
chair and you were doing that wing.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You were doing that way. You kept putting food on
my plate. I'm like, I'm actually not hungry.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
We already ate, but thank you so much, and you
kept plopping food on my plate and then you'd sit
back and wink like yo.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I was cutting up her steak for you were like,
you probably done for your he is gone. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It was so.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Honestly, thing I had more to drink than mojo, though, Honestly.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't know how you're alive today.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I drink every single liquor possible. I had wine, a Paloma,
apparel sprits. I had Especial Martini, bacha Cranberry.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What is ploma two hours is Paloma?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Like a's tequila tequila?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Wow, so you mixed your alcohol.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I had tequila, crimp moscato.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, I had tequila, vodka, everything, And I'm still here.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I can't believe you don't have Well, you can tell
that you're twenty two years old because of you're my age,
you're fifty five years old. You're like waking up this
morning with the worst hangover.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Yeah, Michigan State Talby. Well, I'm prepped.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I didn't know the hotel room because if Chelsea checked
into the hotel room while I was visiting and hanging
out with friends that I saw, you know, Johnny and Caitlin,
And so last night, when I got back to the
hotel room after we left the you know, the restaurant
in the lobby, I go upstairs to the room. I
just plopped down on bed and then went to bed.
Woke up this morning, I had to try to take
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a shower. Not knowing the whereabouts of where everything was,
and not trying to wake Chelse up, who's in the
room right now? Sleep?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, like feeling around in the dark.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh the shot, and then you don't know where to
position the shower for the heat of the temperature.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Of the showing.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Always they don't have like some kind of a universal thing,
like they should have a universal thing where it's like
a mark that says this is where the average person
thinks is like the right temperature. But I crank it
always to the hottest level because I'd rather be I
want to burn myself than freeze my ass off.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
But I'm actually so glad we had two bathrooms though
we were going to do the one bathroom and I
was like, no, the one bathroom is okay.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Thank god we had two bathrooms. We had been lost.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Wait, so tell me about the sleeping arrangements that you
girls have. What are the sleeping arrangements as far as
me and.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Lydia are obviously cuddling together and then shanning its own bed,
but I came into bed like a little later last night.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
We're all in the same room though. Yeah, so there's
two double beds in the bedroom in our but.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I came into bed a little late last night and
then I was putting the flashlights on.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Both of you guys, and see was one of Lydia.
I don't want to get into bed.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Wait, you couldn't tell her like walking in like because
they both need the blankets. Okay, but wouldn't you say, like,
Lydia's taller than Shannon, I would think that the blanket.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Would I sleep in a ball too?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
You were, It was just your head.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Was there anything weird sleeping in the same rooms? Like
anybody snore? Girls?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, we can talk about something later that you did
last night. That okay, you know what I'm talking about.
But also think we had two bathrooms because we all
woke up this morning and.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Had to poop.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, and I like this would never work with one bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Wait, wait, so what is the bathroom situation? So is it?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Is it like two shower wise because that shows two
showers in this room. Yeah, wow, this is fancy. So
it's like an apartment basically pretty much. So, so two
bathrooms with two full baths, showers and everything.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Your bathrooms a lot bigger then Mine's like you have.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
A bathtub, it's like a bath toub but literally just
a sprout. Yeah, I'm the ceiling the.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Shop, and this is a hotel. The hotel that that
you know we're at is not a hotel like you
would see the like the you know, like the Hampton
Inns and stuff like that, you know, like the travelers hotels.
I think the travelers hotels, like those places that are
typical for hey, they're right by the airport type things,
those are the best hotels for the best plugs. For
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some reason, I'm a real big person, and this sounds
really cool.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
About in the wall.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You need plugs by your bed and you need to
have like lots of plugs to be able to put
your chargers and do stuff like that. Maybe in shann
In's case, you're vibrator. I don't know if you brought
yours with it, but you need to have Sometimes the
battery wears off and you got to have the plug.
And so the problem with regular hotels they were made
years and years ago, Like this hotel is probably a
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hotel that was made like in the eighties or something. Yeah,
but I I think that they don't have enough good
plugs where if you stay at one of those you know,
traveler type hotels, you know the holiday in expresses Holiday.
I'm not getting to lie to you. Guys. Halliday and
Express might be my fan.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
I love the pre breakfast and you know what.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You know the eggs are not real.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I just want you to know, like eggs doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I think they're powdering. I think they're powdered eggs. I
think they're cheap powdered eggs that somebody, the person behind
the counter makes it like they're the chef. And the
check in pay comes, it's free. You got to give it,
you pay for I guess all right? Eight four to
fur Mojo Live, Texas, nine to five, five zero zero. Zach,
I got to ask you because Zach's back at the
studios here, ye, Zach, does this make you excited for
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the room that you're going to be sharing with cav?
But you'd rather get Wait? Well, I did Kevin you
doat take the same flight out? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
I don't think that he even planned this. I think
he's just going on a whim. However, I'm not really
looking that forward to sharing a room with him because
I feel like he's going to be out extremely late.
You think so, Yeah, Well, I have to work tomorrow
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay, So because I'm I got a feeling that because
you still have to wait, do you still have to
do your normal duties, like the APD duties. Yes, sir Anton.
You know if you need help with any of that stuff,
we will. We will find somebody to do it, or
I will try to help you with that. Let's I
can't ask a Hall of Famer to live my work. Man,
I'm gonna I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not
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gonna lie to you. I'll even help you with that
after tonight, when I get inducted, then I'm no longer
going to help you.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Deal.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Deal, So I got you for a few more hours. Zach,
How how did you pack? Because Zach, By the way,
Zach and I had a long talk yesterday at the
end of the show. He's a little bit nervous about
making sure he makes this flight. Will you guys explain
to him he's on the same flight that you guys
were on yesterday.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh you're fine, Zach.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Are you talking a bag?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh, you have a ton of time, Zach.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
You can get there.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
If your flight's at twelve, you can get there at
eleven fifty you'll be chilling.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
We actually got there and then had a drink and
then shopped around.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, and then went to the gate. It was fine, Okay,
it was weird though.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
We got to the gate and there was not a
single person at the gate Mojo, not one side from
the gate agent, and we were all.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Looking at each other.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I'm like, wait a second, I know our flight takes
off at twelve twenty. What the heck happened? And so
the gate agent was like, oh, everybody already boarded. We're
trying to leave early.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh my god. And you guys were not there.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
To were we were twenty We were still twenty minutes early.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Gay, I was looking at the thing. I think we
were two minutes away until the gate closed.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, it was weird, Like nobody in the jet bridge,
I'm talking every butt was in their seats.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You guys were the last three people to walk on.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
And then they shut the door and they left early.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Wait, explain this to me. How is it that you
can say we're going to leave early, but nobody else
knows that you're going to leave early. Like this isn't that,
This isn't like all right, kids, get down here, we're
getting in the suburban, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
And it actually sat on the screen too, that they
were gonna they were going to depart early.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I've never had that happen to me.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So on the screen it said it, but not on
the app, you like an alert or something like that.
That's crazy. I've never honestly heard of that, like I never,
I mean, unless they're trying to beat weather. Is that
what they were trying to figure out, or they just said.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
They wanted to leave early, and he said, if we
can get any everyone here early, will leave.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
If not that we'd have to wait till everyone comes.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
But to show up at your gate and for there
to be nobody, my heart just about stopped.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Is the pilot's idea, Like, Hey, I want to get
to Chicago fast because I want to get some deep
dish pizza.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
But here's the funny thing.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Then, when we got towards Chicago, because I slept the
entire flight until the end, I heard the captain say, oh,
they weren't prepared for us to land yet, so we're
circling around so it didn't even matter anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah, I think it was like eleven to fifteen. They're like, okay,
we're lyanding in ten minutes. It was eleven fifty five
and we're still flying around in the air.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You know what that means. That means that the pilot
didn't talk to somebody, And I don't know what was
deal with that, But you guys basically got one of
those guided tours, Like you got to.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Say, did you see I actually took some videos of.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Like Lake Michigan, and yeah we did.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
We were flying over like Michigan. They were flying over
the suburbs, like the trees were all popping off.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
It was cute. We were literally flying over neighborhoods. We
were so close. Just fly over neighborhoods.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I did. One time there was a flight that was
supposed to land in Detroit and we could not land
because the weather was really bad, Like the winds were
really bad. So they told us that they were going
to circle us for a little bit, and they circled
us and I literally circled back and you could see
my house. Yeah, I'm like, that's Castle Lake. What is
going on over there? Uh? What's up, Mike? Uh, let's
grab a call Mike. What's going on? How you doing, buddy?
Speaker 6 (11:24):
I'm doing good.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Good. Mike has a correction for me on something. We
need to make a correction here otherwise I might actually
get myself in trouble. What's the correction?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Our eggs are real at the hotel?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Are you a hampton In guy?
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
There's no way you're cracking eggs at the Hampton End.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
They come in a curtain, so they're already they're already cracked.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Which hampton In Mike, are you from?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I work at the one in Stirling Heights?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay? And am I right by saying that you guys
have the best plugs? Like there's plug is all over
that thing?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Yes, yes there is.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, there's something about the the Yeah, the outlets, outlet
plugs that are all over that place. I mean, it's amazing.
And I don't understand why everybody doesn't have that concept.
I don't know why the studio I'm in in you know,
iheard here.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
You're sharing all these outlets.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, like everybody has something to plug in. Shannon her
vibrator the rest of us, Mike, do you find it
strange that this mother of two beautiful kids is hanging
out with her friends from work and she's got a
vibrator with her.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Very strange.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, that's very but you know what, Hey, everybody, don't
don't yuck. Somebody's young, isn't that what they're saying is
that later? I know. Thank you. All right, we'll talk
to you later, Mike, have a great one. All right,
we'll see it.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Just Mojo in the mornings, back in the day, got
back in the day, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I ain't gonna lie. I don't know what the back
in the day is. I don't know if I ever
should I send it to you? No, Zach, just you
tell us what what's the first clipper?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Okay, the first clip? I am stalling because I am
trying to find the The first one is bad baby
made her appearance on Doctor Phil.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh did you say the hoes are laughing? Yep, So
the audience are a bunch of hoes.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yeah, how about it?
Speaker 6 (13:31):
And then the second clue is Russell Crowe and Ryan
Gosling start in the nice guys.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Look, Zach is so good, doctor.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Just tell him you have a spiral fraction out the
less radios and the big song by Major Laser and
Justin Bieber.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Zach, tell him what they're gonna win Jonas Brothers tickets.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
You're gonna and if you called out a four four
six six five, you can win a chance to see
Jonas brothers.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
By the way, you only gave out eight four four
six six five. Oh my mango. Eight four four Mojo live,
good luck. In what year did that crap happen?
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Call us at eighty four four Mojo live to tell
us eighty four four sixty six five sixty five four
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