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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We gotta start off here. Zach has not had a
good day. So Zach has not had a good morning.
Zach got locked out of his apartment today, and it
sounds to me like this is one of those things
where either the day is going to continue like this
way or you just had the worst part of.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Your day already happen. Let's hope it's the second.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Let's hope it's the second. I'm a little miscombobulated this morning.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Discombobulated, that makes it.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Perfect.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So yesterday was first day of bowling, as y'all know.
For some reason, left my wallet in my car like
coming home. So the gutter started last night. Yeah, wake up.
I spent like fifteen twenty minutes trying to find this thing.
I have, this little ledge. I checked my old pockets
like everywhere, went to the bathroom like everywhere. So finally
(00:46):
I'm like, it's got to be in my car. Go
run out to the car. Car's locked, and I'm like, oh,
I forgot my keys. Let me just run back in
the front door to my apartment is locked, and I'm like, oh, bru,
I don't have my I don't have my keys.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm you're screwed. Do you think it was the bowling
alley ways in my car.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I see it after like I see it in the window.
But the keys are now in my apartment.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So you can see the wallet right there staring at you.
You know it's there, but you can't see the keys
staring at you. The keys are in the apartment, the
wallet's in the car. So you uber to work today, yes,
so you can get in your car or your wallet,
I mean or your house.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
So that's my question. You ubered here, How are you
like after the show? How are you going to get
back in your apartment?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I just need to wait for someone to open up
the main door so I can put in my code
to my apartment and then I'll be good.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Is your apartment a high traffic area where you're going
to be waiting, you know, waiting a short time or
a long time, like for somebody to come a.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Real long time.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You're gonna, you know what, You're gonna look like. You're
gonna look like you're on a stakeout or something like that.
It was undercover top is this standing us He's gonna
be like sitting there waiting for somebody to come.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Learning less, someone might give you a snack.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm okay with it.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Wait, and I don't know if anybody's ever had it,
If you've ever had this happen, I want I want
you to call up and tell us what's the worst
thing that ever happened to you? The first thing in
the morning, Because there's nothing worse than first thing in
the morning, something like this happening. I was sol pissed,
a flat tire, your car breaks down.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Your dogs poop times three all over your living room floor.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh you've had that.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I know.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Shannon is a Diary five a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Shannon is also the queen of leaving her computer or
in this case, the iPad at home. You've had that
happen to you a couple of times where I have.
I never would ever use this service, but Shannon has
used the Uber delivery.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Is that what it is or what is it called?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, so she's actually had to have the Uber guy,
instead of driving all the way home, show up at
her house to go get her her thing, her iPad,
and then drive it to the Radiosh.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
We'll give it to the Uber driver so I can't
get it. Oh yeah, they'll do. It's like it's called
like uber. I don't even know what it's uber? Does it?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Did they buckle it up? Did they buckle You don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But I can see it coming, you know, so you
can track it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
By the way, I'm gonna say this to you, I
don't trust that the uber no offense.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Uber guys. You got Zach here safely. I don't trust
the uber guy with anything like of mine.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
But you know who it is and where it is.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So if they steal it, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Exactly, it's not his last day ubery, right, Jason, Zach's
having a day, Jason.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
He that what's up?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Man?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You got to have phone wallet keys, phone wallet keys
like phone waallet keys. I love in the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Damn, Jason. Have you ever had this happen to make
you phone wallet keys? Because that that that's the Adam
that's the Adam Sandler class right there.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Isn't it? Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I've had it happen to me multiple times.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It just sets your whole morning just you're just off
all day for sure.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Let me say this to you about Zach too.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
He's the sweetest guy in the world and the poor
guy needs to just catch a break like I want
him to just say. I want him to have a
whole year of nothing. But everything good happened in this
poor game. If we could hit the lottery soon, that'd
be work. But you know what, though you'd lose the ticket,
it would be just true. Jacqueline, what's going on? Hi,
(04:33):
good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
What's happening? No.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
One of my worst morning was we just rescued this dog.
We have four dogs. We had an older Chelty at
the time, so we fell. He couldn't get back up,
and that you best of dog diarys all over the house.
We had no idea. I woke up split the falon.
It realized my old dog slits and falon it. But
you can't get up all around the dang ruma.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Happened to me with dog. It's the worst.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
A straight line.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
No, it's not, because it goes everywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
You like a real room.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
But it was my poor dog who couldn't get up
like it was a room dog covered a poop.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's like, uh, like zebra over Christina, what's happening is
Mojo in the morning? Hey, Christina, will you say will
you say something nice to Zach? The poor guy needs
to have a good day today.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Have a great day. I love you. Wait, you didn't
answer you, You didn't answer him back. Zach just said
he loved you. By the way, all Christina, you there, Christine,
(05:59):
Oh yeah, it go ahead. What happened to you? What
was your worst day ever?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Oh? My god?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So my mom has said, yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
And she just turned right back around and said, I'm
not going.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
After one. You can deal with one. Two of them,
two separate, two separate occasions.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I'm gonna tell you they're all over the place too.
I mean, I'm telling you these deer you know, it
used to be they were in the suburbs. Now they're
down in the city.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Like all of a sudden, like walking down the street everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's crazy. Yeah, they're all over the place. I'd do
the same thing too. That's at one point where just
go nah, I'm calling it today. I'm going to the
showers early today. What's up, Jade? You you know what
we're doing great? We're loving that Zach can actually smile
at this, because if you can't laugh at it, what
are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Cry?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Probably right exactly, I did both at the situation.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, what happened with yours.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
So Saturday morning, I woke up at like seven am
and I came out of my bedroom like into the
living room at the exact same time. My cat was
like bringing a mouse from the kitchen into the living room.
Thank god, the timing was perfect. Thank god she didn't
drag it across too much. But when I first saw her,
(07:19):
I was like, please, told me that's trash, Like, please,
this trash, it's not trash. I was like, Nike, up,
where did you get fat?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That's the worst.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I kind of yelled at her for a little while,
but after that I calmed down and I was like,
I'm really proud of you because she sucks at like
killing bogs and stuff. I'm really surprised.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You had that with any of your dogs.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
When they bring home wild game, I would die.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
It's the worsd You're like, oh, they found a friend. No,
that's not a friend. Well, I think it's going to
only get better today, Zach. I think it's going to
be a good day. I think we got good stuff
going on. The weather's supposed to be nice. I think
we're all going to be happy today. Phone wallet, keys.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Home.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You know what, absolutely, I'll get you a nuber
We gotta start off here. Zach has not had a
good day. So Zach has not had a good morning.
Zach got locked out of his apartment today, and it
sounds to me like this is one of those things
where either the day is going to continue like this
way or you just had the worst part of.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Your day already happen. Let's hope it's the second.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Let's hope it's the second. I'm a little miscombobulated this morning.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Discombobulated, that makes it.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Perfect.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So yesterday was first day of bowling, as y'all know.
For some reason, left my wallet in my car like
coming home. So the gutter started last night. Yeah, wake up.
I spent like fifteen twenty minutes trying to find this thing.
I have, this little ledge. I checked my old pockets
like everywhere, went to the bathroom like everywhere. So finally
(00:46):
I'm like, it's got to be in my car. Go
run out to the car. Car's locked, and I'm like, oh,
I forgot my keys. Let me just run back in
the front door to my apartment is locked, and I'm like, oh, bru,
I don't have my I don't have my keys.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm you're screwed. Do you think it was the bowling
alley ways in my car.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I see it after like I see it in the window.
But the keys are now in my apartment.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So you can see the wallet right there staring at you.
You know it's there, but you can't see the keys
staring at you. The keys are in the apartment, the
wallet's in the car. So you uber to work today, yes,
so you can get in your car or your wallet,
I mean or your house.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
So that's my question. You ubered here, How are you
like after the show? How are you going to get
back in your apartment?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I just need to wait for someone to open up
the main door so I can put in my code
to my apartment and then I'll be good.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Is your apartment a high traffic area where you're going
to be waiting, you know, waiting a short time or
a long time, like for somebody to come a.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Real long time.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You're gonna, you know what, You're gonna look like. You're
gonna look like you're on a stakeout or something like that.
It was undercover top is this standing us He's gonna
be like sitting there waiting for somebody to come.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Learning less, someone might give you a snack.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm okay with it.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Wait, and I don't know if anybody's ever had it,
If you've ever had this happen, I want I want
you to call up and tell us what's the worst
thing that ever happened to you? The first thing in
the morning, Because there's nothing worse than first thing in
the morning, something like this happening. I was sol pissed,
a flat tire, your car breaks down.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Your dogs poop times three all over your living room floor.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh you've had that.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I know.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Shannon is a Diary five a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Shannon is also the queen of leaving her computer or
in this case, the iPad at home. You've had that
happen to you a couple of times where I have.
I never would ever use this service, but Shannon has
used the Uber delivery.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Is that what it is or what is it called?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, so she's actually had to have the Uber guy,
instead of driving all the way home, show up at
her house to go get her her thing, her iPad,
and then drive it to the Radiosh.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
We'll give it to the Uber driver so I can't
get it. Oh yeah, they'll do. It's like it's called
like uber. I don't even know what it's uber? Does it?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Did they buckle it up? Did they buckle You don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But I can see it coming, you know, so you
can track it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
By the way, I'm gonna say this to you, I
don't trust that the uber no offense.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Uber guys. You got Zach here safely. I don't trust
the uber guy with anything like of mine.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
But you know who it is and where it is.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So if they steal it, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Exactly, it's not his last day ubery, right, Jason, Zach's
having a day, Jason.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
He that what's up?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Man?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You got to have phone wallet keys, phone wallet keys
like phone waallet keys. I love in the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Damn, Jason. Have you ever had this happen to make
you phone wallet keys? Because that that that's the Adam
that's the Adam Sandler class right there.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Isn't it? Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I've had it happen to me multiple times.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It just sets your whole morning just you're just off
all day for sure.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Let me say this to you about Zach too.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
He's the sweetest guy in the world and the poor
guy needs to just catch a break like I want
him to just say. I want him to have a
whole year of nothing. But everything good happened in this
poor game. If we could hit the lottery soon, that'd
be work. But you know what, though you'd lose the ticket,
it would be just true. Jacqueline, what's going on? Hi,
(04:33):
good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
What's happening? No.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
One of my worst morning was we just rescued this dog.
We have four dogs. We had an older Chelty at
the time, so we fell. He couldn't get back up,
and that you best of dog diarys all over the house.
We had no idea. I woke up split the falon.
It realized my old dog slits and falon it. But
you can't get up all around the dang ruma.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Happened to me with dog. It's the worst.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
A straight line.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
No, it's not, because it goes everywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
You like a real room.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
But it was my poor dog who couldn't get up
like it was a room dog covered a poop.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's like, uh, like zebra over Christina, what's happening is
Mojo in the morning? Hey, Christina, will you say will
you say something nice to Zach? The poor guy needs
to have a good day today.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Have a great day. I love you. Wait, you didn't
answer you, You didn't answer him back. Zach just said
he loved you. By the way, all Christina, you there, Christine,
(05:59):
Oh yeah, it go ahead. What happened to you? What
was your worst day ever?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Oh? My god?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So my mom has said, yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
And she just turned right back around and said, I'm
not going.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
After one. You can deal with one. Two of them,
two separate, two separate occasions.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I'm gonna tell you they're all over the place too.
I mean, I'm telling you these deer you know, it
used to be they were in the suburbs. Now they're
down in the city.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Like all of a sudden, like walking down the street everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's crazy. Yeah, they're all over the place. I'd do
the same thing too. That's at one point where just
go nah, I'm calling it today. I'm going to the
showers early today. What's up, Jade? You you know what
we're doing great? We're loving that Zach can actually smile
at this, because if you can't laugh at it, what
are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Cry?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Probably right exactly, I did both at the situation.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, what happened with yours.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
So Saturday morning, I woke up at like seven am
and I came out of my bedroom like into the
living room at the exact same time. My cat was
like bringing a mouse from the kitchen into the living room.
Thank god, the timing was perfect. Thank god she didn't
drag it across too much. But when I first saw her,
(07:19):
I was like, please, told me that's trash, Like, please,
this trash, it's not trash. I was like, Nike, up,
where did you get fat?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That's the worst.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I kind of yelled at her for a little while,
but after that I calmed down and I was like,
I'm really proud of you because she sucks at like
killing bogs and stuff. I'm really surprised.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You had that with any of your dogs.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
When they bring home wild game, I would die.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
It's the worsd You're like, oh, they found a friend. No,
that's not a friend. Well, I think it's going to
only get better today, Zach. I think it's going to
be a good day. I think we got good stuff
going on. The weather's supposed to be nice. I think
we're all going to be happy today. Phone wallet, keys.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Home.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You know what, absolutely, I'll get you a nuber
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