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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojoe in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Shannon had the most romantic date night planned a date
night that was planned that was going great.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Would you guys do dinner and stuff?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, Wes and I. This was Saturday night. We went
to one of my favorite restaurants, Sylvan Table, which is
really romantic. I love going there in the fall because
it's all like cozy and decorated. And this date night
was so needed for us. So we just you know,
went and talked and ate and drank and we.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Got home and.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm pretty sure we were both under the impression that
we were gonna, you know, make big cookies. We got
home because it's a date night and there were no
children at our house.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, we get home.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
He's like taking off his coat, checking his phone, and
my stomach was hurting a little bit. So I went
up to the bathroom and tried to go to the
bathroom and I went to flush, and the freaking toilet
starts gushing all over the floor, not like gets clawed,
Like clearly somebody had gone before me and it had
(01:03):
gotten clogged as well, and they.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Didn't do anything about it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And then I went and it was overflowing at a
very rapid pace in the bathroom or what did you eat? Well,
I mean I did have to go, but this was
like because normally if you plug the toilet like you can,
you can at least like plunge it. This was I
ran and grabbed the plunger. This was unplungeable.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I am over that toilet like I've plunged.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
A few toilets in my lifetime.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I know how to do it. Nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I was putting my back into it because I'm like,
I don't want to go get like.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I was so embarrassed. I don't want to go get West.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
So all of a sudden, it's like brown water is
all over the floor.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Matter is coming out of the toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's raining.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh my god, Now mind you.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
We already are down a bathroom in my house because
of a shower flood that went through the downstairs ceiling.
So as I'm looking around at the ground, going, oh
my god, this is gonna happen to me again. Then
I start to panic and I'm like, I can't do
this by myself, So I start screaming for West to
come up. He comes into the bathroom. It's me holding
(02:16):
the plunger. There's poop and round, water everywhere everywhere, and
I'm like, I need help.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I can't it's not going down. And he's like, you
need to turn the water off.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Like he's screaming as it's gushing, pants off, He's still
dressed from dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Clothes. After about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
He's like he's going at it with the plunger. He
the bathroom is a disaster. I mean, the whole thing
needs to be cleaned.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Life sled.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He looks at me and he goes, well, that totally
killed the mood. Like that was the end of our
date night. He's like we're both covered in spit and
smell like key. It was absolutely disgusting and like it
couldn't have been worse.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
All right, So here's the here is the topic. I
want to know what ruined the mood? What what thing
ruined the mood? That was just like the craziest thing
for Shannon. It was the toilet overflowing that ruined the mood.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You guys, this is not an exaggeration. It was not
just overflowing on the sides, Like something was clearly wrong
enough that he had to turn off the water.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It was gushing. Did you have your shoes on. No,
I had socks on. God, but that was the other thing.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
While we're waiting, while we're waiting for people to call,
that was the other thing. Was then the next thirty
minutes was spent using every towel saw. Then I, you know,
I had to like swiffer them off the floor like
it was so disgusting, and then I.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Had to shower to wait, hold on, hold that second.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Here you eight four four mojo live eight four four
six six five six by four eight, or if you
have a story that talks about ruining the mood text
call me to nine five five zero zero.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Did you call the texture lydia the hot juts?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
One?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, no, no no two four eight eight three. Oh,
I believe it's something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, that's the hot juts.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
One?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Is that the hot jets? That's Brian. Okay, Brian, stop
playing Ryan. Let me read your text.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's so gross, Shannon, You poop before sex with them
hot jets?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yes, I mean sometimes if your stomach is hurting, I'm
not having sex with my stomach hurting. And also I
always and Wes can attest to this, if I poop
at any point in the day and think I'm doing
something later in the night.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I showery single time. You were going to go back
in the shower that a single time. That's why he
was taking his time taking his clothes off.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
He was got he knows this is a thing.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well guess what now, you guys got a bow shower together.
It's Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
The mood.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The mood got ruined by a plunger. What happened is
Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah, so I was dating this guy and you know,
we were going to start to bake cookies and they
started to get hot heavy started pulling around and like
we're both kind of naked. But he has like really
long toenails and he was like trying to rub his
feet up against like my leg to be like super romantic.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
He cut my leg with.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
His toenail and I started sleeting. So that completely ruined
the boat. He was like, oh my gosh, we'll get
a neighbor cowl and like he's like, I'll go get
a band made and clear it.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Up with clean it up. And I was like, yeah,
I'm notails. If if he hit an artery.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I don't know, Like you know how sometimes like when
you have your cut your nail and like you don't
cut it right and it's like ridged around it.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I was just like I.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Tried to play foot seats with Chelsea a couple of
times and I think, I'm what's Samantha, how you doing?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:03):
I'm doing great. I had a trip to Barbados with
my husband for an anniversary and we thought it'd be
really romantic to set out a blanket on the beach
and have a little yeah I love sushion out there
and it was beautiful and everything was gorgeous, and then we,
uh we felt like we were being watched. It was
(06:23):
very strange.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
We look up and.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
There are about a thousand of these little crabs that
come out of the land at night, and those little
eyes were staring at us and they were walking back
and forth sideways.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
They're like, oh my god.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Because I just got out of the mood so fast,
it was like, let's get let's get out of here.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
This is not working for.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Me, Samantha. Joke is those are the only crabs you
want to get. Oh my god, that's wild, Stacy, what's happening?
How you doing you?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
So, my husband and I were in bed and pulling
around and we had our phones in there as well,
and his mother called and we accidentally rolled over and
I didn't hear it ring or anything, but we could
hear all of a sudden we heard her voice after.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I mean it was just for a minute too, when
there was.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Like a silence.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
What do you mean you rolled on the phone and
you could hear her voice? What was she saying?
Speaker 8 (07:30):
We were are you guys?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Are you guys?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Are you there?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
She heard for a few minutes, and she did put
it together after we hung up on her.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I there, yeah, yeah, she calls nine one one, there's
something going on.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
He was beating her up, Karen, what's going on.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
The first time?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh, button got stuck. Sorry.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
So me and my wife were, you know, breaking cookies
somewhere on the bed and suddenly my dog comes in
and starts licking my feet.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
That was an absolute mood. Kullar Man, did you start giggling?
Oh my god, it was It was my soul. I
felled in my soul.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
That was the end of that.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
What dogs my soul? What's your dog's name? His name
is Max, who's a black lab.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh my god, that is so funny. Karen, you got
to call us more often. You're awesome. Buddy appreciates you
so much.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
How good they got.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Take care of yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Kristen, Shannon and West their romantic evening got ruined because
of a clogged toilet.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
What happened with yours?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (08:56):
So my husband and I were making out. I was
like on top of him, we were kicking. My belly
button ring got caught to his pants, but we didn't
realize it, and so when we moved, it got ripped
out of me and I was bleeding and in pain
and it killed me.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
I never put it back in.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I could not imagine.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Honestly, I really that that pain that you must have
gone through at that moment. Wow, Katie, what's up? It's
Mojo in the morning. How you doing, Katie? Good?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
We're doing great? What's happening?
Speaker 9 (09:41):
So I was tracking my cycle, you know, trying to
get pregnant with our sons. So I had to go
visit my husband while he was working in the fields
on the farm. And when we were out there, the
Amish came by on their buggy.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
What wait, So we're talking about what ruined the mood?
What ruined the mood.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You guys lived on a farm and you were getting
ready to get dirty on the farm.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And who interrupted you?
Speaker 9 (10:14):
The Amish on their buggy?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Do you wait for? What happened?
Speaker 9 (10:20):
We just looked at each other and we're like, oh
my gosh, And you know, they.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Go by really slow. They're kind people, but they have
no sense of timing, do they No? No, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Honestly, just the thought in my head of here comes
the homage, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Speaking of duty, Jay, are you there?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Jay?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Jay?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Shannon had a duty that she just couldn't stop. Uh,
and she had she had to go. Now, she claims,
I don't know if you believe her, because I don't
know if I that somebody went before her and didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Fully, I can't give details, but I have very good
reason to believe that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Did your DNA test the duties?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
It was just I know what came out of me.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh and I'm a little constipated. Okay, all right, Jay Jay?
What happened with yours?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
So?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
I was dating this girl for a few months and
we decided to take it to the next level her over.
But after a date, I wanted a shower before we
got to it and while I get sa in the shower,
she had to use the bathroom and she didn't want
to bother me, so she had an accident on my bed.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
No, no, no, oh, she she actually ended the bed.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Did she try to like change the sheets before you
came out.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
No, she tried to put the blanket over it. Oh
my cat the room?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh my may her duty like you not go to
see the hunt could question?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, did you guys go on a second that? No?
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I took and I gave it to please.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Please, I feel bad. Everybody's had those moments, you know.
That's that's that you just can't cover it up. You
know what I mean, you would smell it.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
That is I will tell you this.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
There have been just number one, there have been There
have been moments you know it was.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
There have been moments where you're getting ready to getting
ready to you know, enjoy baking cookies and you go
to take down your pants and you go, maybe I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Not prepared, you know what.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Please, you might have skid marks or something, you know,
might it might have been an extra long work today.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Wipe off real quick. Hold on last call, Last call, Nicole,
are you there to call?
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (13:01):
I am.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
How are you good?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
We're talking this morning about Shannon's duties, not mine. You
have the day off, Famer, Please thank you. What's going on?
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
What happened with you? What ruined the mood?
Speaker 10 (13:14):
Well, so, my husband is a really good cook, and
he was making dinner and he was cutting kialapenos.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
I did not know that.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
And while dinner was in the oven, we decided we
were wanting to play. Well, we started to preplay and
he touched me and let me tell you, my bits
were on fire forever.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
What he's touched you with? What? What? What was on
his hands?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Kalapeno?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, Jesus, and you do not want jalapenos on your privates?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Do you no talk about fire?
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Crutch?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I mean it was bad.
It's Mojoe in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Shannon had the most romantic date night planned a date
night that was planned that was going great.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Would you guys do dinner and stuff?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, Wes and I. This was Saturday night. We went
to one of my favorite restaurants, Sylvan Table, which is
really romantic. I love going there in the fall because
it's all like cozy and decorated. And this date night
was so needed for us. So we just you know,
went and talked and ate and drank and we.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Got home and.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm pretty sure we were both under the impression that
we were gonna, you know, make big cookies. We got
home because it's a date night and there were no
children at our house.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, we get home.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
He's like taking off his coat, checking his phone, and
my stomach was hurting a little bit. So I went
up to the bathroom and tried to go to the
bathroom and I went to flush, and the freaking toilet
starts gushing all over the floor, not like gets clawed,
Like clearly somebody had gone before me and it had
(01:03):
gotten clogged as well, and they.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Didn't do anything about it.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And then I went and it was overflowing at a
very rapid pace in the bathroom or what did you eat? Well,
I mean I did have to go, but this was
like because normally if you plug the toilet like you can,
you can at least like plunge it. This was I
ran and grabbed the plunger. This was unplungeable.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I am over that toilet like I've plunged.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
A few toilets in my lifetime.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I know how to do it. Nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I was putting my back into it because I'm like,
I don't want to go get like.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I was so embarrassed. I don't want to go get West.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
So all of a sudden, it's like brown water is
all over the floor.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Matter is coming out of the toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's raining.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh my god, Now mind you.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
We already are down a bathroom in my house because
of a shower flood that went through the downstairs ceiling.
So as I'm looking around at the ground, going, oh
my god, this is gonna happen to me again. Then
I start to panic and I'm like, I can't do
this by myself, So I start screaming for West to
come up. He comes into the bathroom. It's me holding
(02:16):
the plunger. There's poop and round, water everywhere everywhere, and
I'm like, I need help.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I can't it's not going down. And he's like, you
need to turn the water off.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Like he's screaming as it's gushing, pants off, He's still
dressed from dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Clothes. After about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
He's like he's going at it with the plunger. He
the bathroom is a disaster. I mean, the whole thing
needs to be cleaned.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Life sled.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He looks at me and he goes, well, that totally
killed the mood. Like that was the end of our
date night. He's like we're both covered in spit and
smell like key. It was absolutely disgusting and like it
couldn't have been worse.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
All right, So here's the here is the topic. I
want to know what ruined the mood? What what thing
ruined the mood? That was just like the craziest thing
for Shannon. It was the toilet overflowing that ruined the mood.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You guys, this is not an exaggeration. It was not
just overflowing on the sides, Like something was clearly wrong
enough that he had to turn off the water.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It was gushing. Did you have your shoes on. No,
I had socks on. God, but that was the other thing.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
While we're waiting, while we're waiting for people to call,
that was the other thing. Was then the next thirty
minutes was spent using every towel saw. Then I, you know,
I had to like swiffer them off the floor like
it was so disgusting, and then I.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Had to shower to wait, hold on, hold that second.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Here you eight four four mojo live eight four four
six six five six by four eight, or if you
have a story that talks about ruining the mood text
call me to nine five five zero zero.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Did you call the texture lydia the hot juts?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
One?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, no, no no two four eight eight three. Oh,
I believe it's something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, that's the hot juts.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
One?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Is that the hot jets? That's Brian. Okay, Brian, stop
playing Ryan. Let me read your text.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's so gross, Shannon, You poop before sex with them
hot jets?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yes, I mean sometimes if your stomach is hurting, I'm
not having sex with my stomach hurting. And also I
always and Wes can attest to this, if I poop
at any point in the day and think I'm doing
something later in the night.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I showery single time. You were going to go back
in the shower that a single time. That's why he
was taking his time taking his clothes off.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
He was got he knows this is a thing.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well guess what now, you guys got a bow shower together.
It's Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
The mood.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The mood got ruined by a plunger. What happened is
Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah, so I was dating this guy and you know,
we were going to start to bake cookies and they
started to get hot heavy started pulling around and like
we're both kind of naked. But he has like really
long toenails and he was like trying to rub his
feet up against like my leg to be like super romantic.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
He cut my leg with.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
His toenail and I started sleeting. So that completely ruined
the boat. He was like, oh my gosh, we'll get
a neighbor cowl and like he's like, I'll go get
a band made and clear it.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Up with clean it up. And I was like, yeah,
I'm notails. If if he hit an artery.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I don't know, Like you know how sometimes like when
you have your cut your nail and like you don't
cut it right and it's like ridged around it.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I was just like I.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Tried to play foot seats with Chelsea a couple of
times and I think, I'm what's Samantha, how you doing?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:03):
I'm doing great. I had a trip to Barbados with
my husband for an anniversary and we thought it'd be
really romantic to set out a blanket on the beach
and have a little yeah I love sushion out there
and it was beautiful and everything was gorgeous, and then we,
uh we felt like we were being watched. It was
(06:23):
very strange.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
We look up and.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
There are about a thousand of these little crabs that
come out of the land at night, and those little
eyes were staring at us and they were walking back
and forth sideways.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
They're like, oh my god.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Because I just got out of the mood so fast,
it was like, let's get let's get out of here.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
This is not working for.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Me, Samantha. Joke is those are the only crabs you
want to get. Oh my god, that's wild, Stacy, what's happening?
How you doing you?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
So, my husband and I were in bed and pulling
around and we had our phones in there as well,
and his mother called and we accidentally rolled over and
I didn't hear it ring or anything, but we could
hear all of a sudden we heard her voice after.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I mean it was just for a minute too, when
there was.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Like a silence.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
What do you mean you rolled on the phone and
you could hear her voice? What was she saying?
Speaker 8 (07:30):
We were are you guys?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Are you guys?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Are you there?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
She heard for a few minutes, and she did put
it together after we hung up on her.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I there, yeah, yeah, she calls nine one one, there's
something going on.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
He was beating her up, Karen, what's going on.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
The first time?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh, button got stuck. Sorry.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
So me and my wife were, you know, breaking cookies
somewhere on the bed and suddenly my dog comes in
and starts licking my feet.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
That was an absolute mood. Kullar Man, did you start giggling?
Oh my god, it was It was my soul. I
felled in my soul.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
That was the end of that.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
What dogs my soul? What's your dog's name? His name
is Max, who's a black lab.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh my god, that is so funny. Karen, you got
to call us more often. You're awesome. Buddy appreciates you
so much.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
How good they got.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Take care of yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Kristen, Shannon and West their romantic evening got ruined because
of a clogged toilet.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
What happened with yours?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (08:56):
So my husband and I were making out. I was
like on top of him, we were kicking. My belly
button ring got caught to his pants, but we didn't
realize it, and so when we moved, it got ripped
out of me and I was bleeding and in pain
and it killed me.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
I never put it back in.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I could not imagine.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Honestly, I really that that pain that you must have
gone through at that moment. Wow, Katie, what's up? It's
Mojo in the morning. How you doing, Katie? Good?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
We're doing great? What's happening?
Speaker 9 (09:41):
So I was tracking my cycle, you know, trying to
get pregnant with our sons. So I had to go
visit my husband while he was working in the fields
on the farm. And when we were out there, the
Amish came by on their buggy.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
What wait, So we're talking about what ruined the mood?
What ruined the mood.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You guys lived on a farm and you were getting
ready to get dirty on the farm.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And who interrupted you?
Speaker 9 (10:14):
The Amish on their buggy?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Do you wait for? What happened?
Speaker 9 (10:20):
We just looked at each other and we're like, oh
my gosh, And you know, they.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Go by really slow. They're kind people, but they have
no sense of timing, do they No? No, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Honestly, just the thought in my head of here comes
the homage, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Speaking of duty, Jay, are you there?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Jay?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Jay?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Shannon had a duty that she just couldn't stop. Uh,
and she had she had to go. Now, she claims,
I don't know if you believe her, because I don't
know if I that somebody went before her and didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Fully, I can't give details, but I have very good
reason to believe that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Did your DNA test the duties?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
It was just I know what came out of me.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh and I'm a little constipated. Okay, all right, Jay Jay?
What happened with yours?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
So?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
I was dating this girl for a few months and
we decided to take it to the next level her over.
But after a date, I wanted a shower before we
got to it and while I get sa in the shower,
she had to use the bathroom and she didn't want
to bother me, so she had an accident on my bed.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
No, no, no, oh, she she actually ended the bed.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Did she try to like change the sheets before you
came out.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
No, she tried to put the blanket over it. Oh
my cat the room?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh my may her duty like you not go to
see the hunt could question?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, did you guys go on a second that? No?
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I took and I gave it to please.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Please, I feel bad. Everybody's had those moments, you know.
That's that's that you just can't cover it up. You
know what I mean, you would smell it.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
That is I will tell you this.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
There have been just number one, there have been There
have been moments you know it was.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
There have been moments where you're getting ready to getting
ready to you know, enjoy baking cookies and you go
to take down your pants and you go, maybe I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Not prepared, you know what.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Please, you might have skid marks or something, you know,
might it might have been an extra long work today.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Wipe off real quick. Hold on last call, Last call, Nicole,
are you there to call?
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (13:01):
I am.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
How are you good?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
We're talking this morning about Shannon's duties, not mine. You
have the day off, Famer, Please thank you. What's going on?
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
What happened with you? What ruined the mood?
Speaker 10 (13:14):
Well, so, my husband is a really good cook, and
he was making dinner and he was cutting kialapenos.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
I did not know that.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
And while dinner was in the oven, we decided we
were wanting to play. Well, we started to preplay and
he touched me and let me tell you, my bits
were on fire forever.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
What he's touched you with? What? What? What was on
his hands?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Kalapeno?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, Jesus, and you do not want jalapenos on your privates?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Do you no talk about fire?
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Crutch?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I mean it was bad.
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