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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Mojo on the morning show. Time Now for
am I the A Hole? On the radio show that
gives You Wore the Roses? Second Date Update and the
Dirty on the thirty? This Morning's am I the A Hole?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
All fault Love?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Wait a second, hold on, is Zach did you do
that voice disguise?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's a faking human Also, that might be the worst
voices guys I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
He's faking cancer.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I don't even I couldn't understand it what he's saying.
Hold on, ay, tell us initial B tell us what
you're doing on my voice disguiser?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hi? What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
So?
Speaker 6 (00:47):
I am pretending that I have cancer because I don't
want my girlfriend to leave me.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Why would your girlfriend leave you?
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Well, we've been going through a bit of a rock
hatch lately. I lost my job and having a hard
time finding something especial right now.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Wait, so you're faking or lying to her that you
have cancer, which you do not have cancer? No, I
don't because you do not want her to break up
with you.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
No, yeah, I want to keep her around so I
have the chance.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, thanks to her, we're gonna get We're gonna get
more to this story here. Let's get more to the story.
But I want to ask the listeners when you're hearing this,
if you want to tell us whether or not you
think initial B is an a hole or not for
doing this. So you guys are having a struggle right
now and she wants to break up with you. First off,
I'm sorry that you lost your job. Are you looking
for a job right now?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yeah, I've been looking.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And and what made you come up with the idea
that you could keep your girl by telling her that
you have cancer?
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Well, I went in for colonoscope and they did fine
some poll ups, and for a bit it was like, oh,
do I have cancer? Like what's going to happen? And
and she became very very a patched like way more
loving than normal and so kind.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Were Yeah, do you plan on telling her the truth
when you do find a job. Yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
It's already the damage is already done. You lied about
like that to me is just.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I would not tell her that you're lying, because I'm
gonna say that first off, I don't think that your
relationship is going to last. Yeah, but I don't think
that you ever if you wanted to last you don't say.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, by the way, I was lying, just a horrible
thing to lie about.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
She's gonna be wondering where the treatment's at. Was about
to say, are you I don't know how it worked,
Like do you have appointments that you're faking that you're
going to.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Not yet, it's sort of that I'm waiting to hear
whether the callups are cancers right now.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
But you do understand, like, first off, it's a lot
of work to create this this lie, this fake life
that you're going to have to have. And second you
you said that you know once she found out that
she was a lot more attached to you and paid
more attention to you, Like that's a it's a pity thing.
You want her to stay with you just because of that,
(03:36):
that that she totally changed once she found out you
had been diagnosed with an illness.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And that's and.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That's comments from listeners. Let me grab something real quick, Lisa,
what'd you want to say? Am I the a hole?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
I've been listening to guys for over twenty years and
without a question. I don't even know why he's asking
this question. Yes, he's the biggest one. How are you
going to fake something like this that people are dying
from every day? Karma is a b I T H.
And with him even having palaps, he is just asking
(04:13):
for it. Like, I think this relationship is done either way,
like Shannon said, but I would rather tell her the
truth and say, hey, I only said this because they
wanted you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
To stay with me.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Maybe she'll have a change of heart, maybe she won't,
but nobody should be lying about cancer.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Uh B.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Do you worry that Karma's gonna bite you literally in
the ass.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Mean it's kind of eating me up. But I just
love her so much.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Man, Let's go to Alison. Alison amid a hole? Is
be an a hole?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
He's horrible.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
Oh but I just what I wanted to come and
is say, like, dude, if you think your girlfriend is
going to leave you just because you lost a job.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Maybe this isn't the girl for you.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
If you have to lie, like I mean, people lose
their jobs all the time, and I mean people go
through things. And if she's not gonna be there to,
you know, to have your back when you go through
a struggle like that, then that's not the woman that
you want to be with. And to have to lie
or go through this type of this far like this, Yeah,
it's a bit much.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
And like the first call is.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
Said, baby Karma is a beast.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Be careful what you say.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, Jeff, what did you want to say? It's Mojo
in the Morning's am I the a hole?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Man? He's not an a hole, He's an idiot. You know,
I got I got a preteen nephew. It's going through
Lakemia right now, and he's having a really rough time.
And to know that there's people out there like this
that is going to pretend that he's got cancer over
just try to keep a girl like everybody, you guys
should you guys should should say his number on the
(05:56):
air so everybody can find out who this idiot is
and they can get a hold of his girlfriend and
let him know, let her know exactly what kind of
a scoundrel, what kind of a I can't even say
what I want to say, But.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Hey, we're thinking of your nephew, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We're yeah, you know, there's people all over the world,
Mojo that died every single day from cancer.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
To have this idiot even think about calling in old,
am I an able for pretending. Dude, there's not even
a word made up for what you are right now.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Q.
What's up? It's Mojo in the morning, am iv a whole?
What do you think? Q?
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Sorry, I'm mut Yes, he is definitely an AOL pizza
SA check. I t like my mom and colon cancer.
I'm burying a friend this weekend from cancer. My I'm
out of cancer, and you playing games.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
He's going both hill a lot open.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, I'm sorry that you're going through all that with
your family. I know firsthand that cancer is no joke.
Kaylea brings up something interesting and I did not know this,
But Kayla, what did you want to say?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
So I actually know someone who fakes having cancer, kind
of along the lines of the same story. A benefit
was thrown there was like thirty thousand dollars rate and
she actually went to.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Jail because of the line. Yeah, I've seen that before
in stories. I've never but you actually knew somebody that
this that did this.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yes, yep, she was related to me by marriage.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Wow, how did your life go on after something like that?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Like? How is that person's life after they went to jail?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
For that, you know, ironically, she kind of goes about
life like it never happened. I ended up getting like
work release when she was in jail and got her
cosmetology license. Is now a costologist, married, has kids, but
(08:00):
definitely does not talk to anybody in her same circle
or many of her family members anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
B I think and thank you for the call. Be.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I think that you are faced right now with the
dilemma that you have, and the dilemma is you gotta
stop something before it gets too big. And I think
that you're and it sounds to me like you're never
going to keep this girl no matter what. But I'm
going to tell you this, it will come out. The
truth always does come out. I just don't know. I
(08:37):
don't know how far into this you are. But if
you're at the beginning stages of this, end it now.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Hearing everybody and hearing, you know, hearing what people are saying,
and not one person is thinking that what you're doing
is going to get back.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
What did you want to say.
Speaker 10 (08:57):
Ricky Mojodak, crazy man? He better prayed that one day
he don't call the show back and say I do
have counselor now because he's speaking it just to keep
a woman, Are he serious?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's sad.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
It's sad, that's all I got to say.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, thank you, Ricky. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I think b it's time for you to come clean
on this or honestly just let her go and move on.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Yeah, yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
All right, good luck to you. It's uh Mojo in
the morning. Am I V A hole?
It's the Mojo on the morning show. Time Now for
am I the A Hole? On the radio show that
gives You Wore the Roses? Second Date Update and the
Dirty on the thirty? This Morning's am I the A Hole?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
All fault Love?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Wait a second, hold on, is Zach did you do
that voice disguise?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's a faking human Also, that might be the worst
voices guys I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
He's faking cancer.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I don't even I couldn't understand it what he's saying.
Hold on, ay, tell us initial B tell us what
you're doing on my voice disguiser?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hi? What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
So?
Speaker 6 (00:47):
I am pretending that I have cancer because I don't
want my girlfriend to leave me.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Why would your girlfriend leave you?
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Well, we've been going through a bit of a rock
hatch lately. I lost my job and having a hard
time finding something especial right now.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Wait, so you're faking or lying to her that you
have cancer, which you do not have cancer? No, I
don't because you do not want her to break up
with you.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
No, yeah, I want to keep her around so I
have the chance.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, thanks to her, we're gonna get We're gonna get
more to this story here. Let's get more to the story.
But I want to ask the listeners when you're hearing this,
if you want to tell us whether or not you
think initial B is an a hole or not for
doing this. So you guys are having a struggle right
now and she wants to break up with you. First off,
I'm sorry that you lost your job. Are you looking
for a job right now?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yeah, I've been looking.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And and what made you come up with the idea
that you could keep your girl by telling her that
you have cancer?
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Well, I went in for colonoscope and they did fine
some poll ups, and for a bit it was like, oh,
do I have cancer? Like what's going to happen? And
and she became very very a patched like way more
loving than normal and so kind.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Were Yeah, do you plan on telling her the truth
when you do find a job. Yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
It's already the damage is already done. You lied about
like that to me is just.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I would not tell her that you're lying, because I'm
gonna say that first off, I don't think that your
relationship is going to last. Yeah, but I don't think
that you ever if you wanted to last you don't say.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, by the way, I was lying, just a horrible
thing to lie about.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
She's gonna be wondering where the treatment's at. Was about
to say, are you I don't know how it worked,
Like do you have appointments that you're faking that you're
going to.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Not yet, it's sort of that I'm waiting to hear
whether the callups are cancers right now.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
But you do understand, like, first off, it's a lot
of work to create this this lie, this fake life
that you're going to have to have. And second you
you said that you know once she found out that
she was a lot more attached to you and paid
more attention to you, Like that's a it's a pity thing.
You want her to stay with you just because of that,
(03:36):
that that she totally changed once she found out you
had been diagnosed with an illness.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And that's and.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That's comments from listeners. Let me grab something real quick, Lisa,
what'd you want to say? Am I the a hole?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
I've been listening to guys for over twenty years and
without a question. I don't even know why he's asking
this question. Yes, he's the biggest one. How are you
going to fake something like this that people are dying
from every day? Karma is a b I T H.
And with him even having palaps, he is just asking
(04:13):
for it. Like, I think this relationship is done either way,
like Shannon said, but I would rather tell her the
truth and say, hey, I only said this because they
wanted you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
To stay with me.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Maybe she'll have a change of heart, maybe she won't,
but nobody should be lying about cancer.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Uh B.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Do you worry that Karma's gonna bite you literally in
the ass.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Mean it's kind of eating me up. But I just
love her so much.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Man, Let's go to Alison. Alison amid a hole? Is
be an a hole?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
He's horrible.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
Oh but I just what I wanted to come and
is say, like, dude, if you think your girlfriend is
going to leave you just because you lost a job.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Maybe this isn't the girl for you.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
If you have to lie, like I mean, people lose
their jobs all the time, and I mean people go
through things. And if she's not gonna be there to,
you know, to have your back when you go through
a struggle like that, then that's not the woman that
you want to be with. And to have to lie
or go through this type of this far like this, Yeah,
it's a bit much.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
And like the first call is.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
Said, baby Karma is a beast.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Be careful what you say.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, Jeff, what did you want to say? It's Mojo
in the Morning's am I the a hole?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Man? He's not an a hole, He's an idiot. You know,
I got I got a preteen nephew. It's going through
Lakemia right now, and he's having a really rough time.
And to know that there's people out there like this
that is going to pretend that he's got cancer over
just try to keep a girl like everybody, you guys
should you guys should should say his number on the
(05:56):
air so everybody can find out who this idiot is
and they can get a hold of his girlfriend and
let him know, let her know exactly what kind of
a scoundrel, what kind of a I can't even say
what I want to say, But.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Hey, we're thinking of your nephew, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We're yeah, you know, there's people all over the world,
Mojo that died every single day from cancer.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
To have this idiot even think about calling in old,
am I an able for pretending. Dude, there's not even
a word made up for what you are right now.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Q.
What's up? It's Mojo in the morning, am iv a whole?
What do you think? Q?
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Sorry, I'm mut Yes, he is definitely an AOL pizza
SA check. I t like my mom and colon cancer.
I'm burying a friend this weekend from cancer. My I'm
out of cancer, and you playing games.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
He's going both hill a lot open.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, I'm sorry that you're going through all that with
your family. I know firsthand that cancer is no joke.
Kaylea brings up something interesting and I did not know this,
But Kayla, what did you want to say?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
So I actually know someone who fakes having cancer, kind
of along the lines of the same story. A benefit
was thrown there was like thirty thousand dollars rate and
she actually went to.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Jail because of the line. Yeah, I've seen that before
in stories. I've never but you actually knew somebody that
this that did this.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yes, yep, she was related to me by marriage.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Wow, how did your life go on after something like that?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Like? How is that person's life after they went to jail?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
For that, you know, ironically, she kind of goes about
life like it never happened. I ended up getting like
work release when she was in jail and got her
cosmetology license. Is now a costologist, married, has kids, but
(08:00):
definitely does not talk to anybody in her same circle
or many of her family members anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
B I think and thank you for the call. Be.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I think that you are faced right now with the
dilemma that you have, and the dilemma is you gotta
stop something before it gets too big. And I think
that you're and it sounds to me like you're never
going to keep this girl no matter what. But I'm
going to tell you this, it will come out. The
truth always does come out. I just don't know. I
(08:37):
don't know how far into this you are. But if
you're at the beginning stages of this, end it now.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Hearing everybody and hearing, you know, hearing what people are saying,
and not one person is thinking that what you're doing
is going to get back.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
What did you want to say.
Speaker 10 (08:57):
Ricky Mojodak, crazy man? He better prayed that one day
he don't call the show back and say I do
have counselor now because he's speaking it just to keep
a woman, Are he serious?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's sad.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
It's sad, that's all I got to say.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, thank you, Ricky. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I think b it's time for you to come clean
on this or honestly just let her go and move on.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Yeah, yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
All right, good luck to you. It's uh Mojo in
the morning. Am I V A hole?
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