November 12, 2025 • 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning. Five lies to tell you, Dana?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Are you ready for five lies to tell your mom?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
I am.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We're gonna call your mom up. And what are we
gonna do? Bianca?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
All right, So Dana's sister, her name is Harley, she
was in a toxic relationship before with her ex girlfriend
her name is Kelly. And we're gonna pretend that Dana
is currently seeing her sister and the ex girlfriend hooking
up right now accidentally.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
So what does mom think that her sister? Mom does
not like the ex girlfriend at all?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, all right, we're gonna make mom crazy. Here, you're ready?
Five lies tell your mom? Lie number one. You're gonna
say mom, and you got to make yourself sound frantic.
I'm in the Walmart parking lot right now. Lie number two.
Say I see Harley with Kelly. Lie number three, they're
making out in the car. Lie number four.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Should I go and say something or no?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And line number five, Oh my god, Harley's shirt is
coming off. You ready?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Do you think that you can act it out like
we just did it or would you like us to.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Act I think I think they were better.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I like it here we go five lives. Tell your mom,
let's call her up.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Hello, Hello, Hey mom, guess what are.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Can you hear me? Yeah, I'm at Walmart right now
doing a spark and I'm in the parking lot because
I just got done with the shopping.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And you want to believe I see.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I see Harley and Kelly in the same cary. Yes,
and that's not it. They're like hooking up or something.
I don't know if they're back dating, but they're like
making out in the car. They don't see me.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh, I he no, where Walmart are you at?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Should I say something to him? Or should I wait
to see?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
How? You damn straight?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
You tell her mother is on the way, and I'm
whooping both their asses.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You tell him I'm on my way.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I just got some on I shoose in my barral mom,
and I'm coming playing in the back seat and her
clothes are coming home.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Ah, no, I'm coming, I'm coming. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
No, you tell go get to the car.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Go up to the car.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Going to the car when she's getting naked.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
No, check your good night.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Go to the car and just hold the phone up.
Let me do the talking. Oh hell no, no, she's
in the back seat. Kelly's now and going around.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay, Yelly, Kelly, Yelly, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Tell her she got a phone call. Y'all gotta yeah,
go up to the car.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
It's not like I have to deliver this order.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Pass on that order.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Go up to that car.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Get up to that car, and you tell you you
don't got to say. Just hold the phone up, let
me be, let me talk and I can.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm I'm I can't find my shoes.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I'll be there. You stop.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Hold the door, get over there that car. Huh right,
so the doors are probably locked. I can't just get
in there. I don't want to get in there. Windows
a breakable, that's the corner. Just hold the phone up
to the window.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
They'll hear me.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Heylnda, Who the is this, Linda? This is the mojo
in the morning radio show. And Dana had you on
five lies to tell your mom, Oh, Dana. I was
(04:11):
hoping Dana was going to like pretend like she walked
up to the window and has see what mom was
gonna yell out at him. That was amazing. Dana did
a great job. Linda. You are unbelievable. You're priceless.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh my god, you really you really don't like the
idea of of Harley and Kelly together. Huh no, that's toxic.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Absolutely no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, no no no. Let me get my shoes in
my bra I'm on the way windows.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Well, it's a good things, so let's tell me to
put my teeth in earlier.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Now I know why. Oh my god, that's right. We
got a prize for you. Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I will thank you. Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
We're gonna get you some shoes because you can't find yours.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I need a shoe hanger or something.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't know where those things are.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's Mojo in the morning. Five lines to tell your
mo
It's Mojo in the morning. Five lies to tell you, Dana?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Are you ready for five lies to tell your mom?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
I am.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We're gonna call your mom up. And what are we
gonna do? Bianca?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
All right, So Dana's sister, her name is Harley, she
was in a toxic relationship before with her ex girlfriend
her name is Kelly. And we're gonna pretend that Dana
is currently seeing her sister and the ex girlfriend hooking
up right now accidentally.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
So what does mom think that her sister? Mom does
not like the ex girlfriend at all?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, all right, we're gonna make mom crazy. Here, you're ready?
Five lies tell your mom? Lie number one. You're gonna
say mom, and you got to make yourself sound frantic.
I'm in the Walmart parking lot right now. Lie number two.
Say I see Harley with Kelly. Lie number three, they're
making out in the car. Lie number four.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Should I go and say something or no?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And line number five, Oh my god, Harley's shirt is
coming off. You ready?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Do you think that you can act it out like
we just did it or would you like us to.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Act I think I think they were better.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I like it here we go five lives. Tell your mom,
let's call her up.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Hello, Hello, Hey mom, guess what are.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Can you hear me? Yeah, I'm at Walmart right now
doing a spark and I'm in the parking lot because
I just got done with the shopping.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And you want to believe I see.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I see Harley and Kelly in the same cary. Yes,
and that's not it. They're like hooking up or something.
I don't know if they're back dating, but they're like
making out in the car. They don't see me.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh, I he no, where Walmart are you at?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Should I say something to him? Or should I wait
to see?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
How? You damn straight?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
You tell her mother is on the way, and I'm
whooping both their asses.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You tell him I'm on my way.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I just got some on I shoose in my barral mom,
and I'm coming playing in the back seat and her
clothes are coming home.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Ah, no, I'm coming, I'm coming. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
No, you tell go get to the car.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Go up to the car.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Going to the car when she's getting naked.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
No, check your good night.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Go to the car and just hold the phone up.
Let me do the talking. Oh hell no, no, she's
in the back seat. Kelly's now and going around.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay, Yelly, Kelly, Yelly, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Tell her she got a phone call. Y'all gotta yeah,
go up to the car.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
It's not like I have to deliver this order.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Pass on that order.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Go up to that car.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Get up to that car, and you tell you you
don't got to say. Just hold the phone up, let
me be, let me talk and I can.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm I'm I can't find my shoes.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I'll be there. You stop.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Hold the door, get over there that car. Huh right,
so the doors are probably locked. I can't just get
in there. I don't want to get in there. Windows
a breakable, that's the corner. Just hold the phone up
to the window.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
They'll hear me.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Heylnda, Who the is this, Linda? This is the mojo
in the morning radio show. And Dana had you on
five lies to tell your mom, Oh, Dana. I was
(04:11):
hoping Dana was going to like pretend like she walked
up to the window and has see what mom was
gonna yell out at him. That was amazing. Dana did
a great job. Linda. You are unbelievable. You're priceless.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh my god, you really you really don't like the
idea of of Harley and Kelly together. Huh no, that's toxic.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Absolutely no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, no no no. Let me get my shoes in
my bra I'm on the way windows.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Well, it's a good things, so let's tell me to
put my teeth in earlier.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Now I know why. Oh my god, that's right. We
got a prize for you. Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I will thank you. Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
We're gonna get you some shoes because you can't find yours.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I need a shoe hanger or something.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't know where those things are.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's Mojo in the morning. Five lines to tell your
mo
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