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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right is Mojo in the morning, Shannon went on
a girl's weekend with a bunch of her friends. Now
all we're married, except for one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Is single, right, yes, friend Carrie single.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah. Did you guys go out to any bars and
like hang out and stuff in town?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So we mostly like kind of kept to ourselves, except
there is this one dive bar that is apparently famous
for the locals of Marco Island, and it's called the Sandbar.
It is nothing fancy whatsoever. They had a horrible DJ,
I mean just absolutely.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Background or are people dancing or what is it?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
No, people were dancing, people were drinking. But so there
were there were five of us total, like you said,
four of us married with kids, and then my friend
Carrie is divorced with kids, and she's a frickin bombshell.
So when you go somewhere with Carrie, it's like you
walk in and the music stops and everybody just turns
and stairs.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yes, it's that.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's like a movie scene almost, And so that's exactly
what happened on Friday night when we went to this
sandbar this place, and there was one guy in particular
who was eyeing her all night and at one point
kind of cornered her and proceeded to introduce himself by
saying that he was in the top one percent of
(01:20):
wealth on Marco Island. Wow, and Carrie car spicy. She's
spicy and sassy and also truly does not care. And
so she said, I really don't care, was her response
to him. This man had steam coming out of his
ears because you could tell, apparently that he's used this
line before. And I think women just like fall at
(01:41):
his feet, you know, and want to like jump in
bed with him, and she just didn't give two crabs.
And so he then he started to talk about the
car that he drove and the condo that he had
on the water and the life he wants to give
his wife some day, and Carrie was just not having it.
He kept getting more and more pissed off. We're watching
this and it's just hysterical. And I'm thinking to myself,
(02:03):
we were talking about this on our way home, and like,
do do guys who do that realize? How do sheey
you come off? It's not it's it's doesn't mean. I
mean maybe for some women, for.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Them, it must work. Honestly, I would I would think
it probably works. And it probably works. Honestly, I hate
to say it for uh these guys to date a
little younger.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Mm hmm. I was gonna say the same thing.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
But the more the guys that we didn't care.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, we just talked about him the other day.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh yeah, the guy at the New Day Foundation, Like,
oh yeah. All he kept saying to me was how
he owned a nice condom and brush park and was
like an SVP of this, And now I'm like, I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, I do. I like a little wealth management going
all right with that.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I mean sometimes I feel like if that's all people can,
if that's all people have, or if they think that
that's their best foot forward, then that's what they're going
to show. If you think that your personality is the best,
that's what you'll lead with. If you don't have a
personality to back it up, you know, check that was me.
I had to be the personality.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I'm like, hang on, hold on, look, have you heard
the one about the two guys that walked into it,
Like I would have to try to make them laugh
right away because that was the only thing. It was
either one of two things that would get me attention
with girls. Number one was they liked my personality. Number
two was dimples. For some reason. They would go, oh,
you got temples, and I'd be like, hold on a second,
let me keep showing them too. They actually don't go away,
believe it or not. I know, I'm jeving. That's what
(03:32):
I would tell you speaking. This guy was so botox.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You could tell he was angry, but you couldn't really
tell because it's so much botox.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And Florida is like this. When we go down and
visit Joe and we will go out, like in clear Water,
you'll go to places for dinner, and you'll see these
guys pull up in the valet with cars that I'm
not lying to you are more expensive than our homes.
I mean way like ten times more expensive than our homes.
And they'll pull up and they'll give thee the key.
And then you look at there's women that are kind
(04:03):
of like because they always have like outdoor bars and things.
There's women at the bars checking these guys out as
they park in the valet, and they must get it
must be the thing. And then I was talking to
a single buddy of mine. You know, my friend as single.
I don't want to shout him out for this reason.
But he says when he goes down in the winter
time down to Palm Beach or West Palm Beach, he
(04:25):
said that tinder and bumble and hinge are amazing down
there because they all they look for are guys that
look like they have money.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
M m.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, so that's pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But this guy were like you, you're in the top
one percent of wealth and you're at the sandbar.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Come on, maybe they's more man for you. But you
said that was the only place down there. It's maybe it's.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Really it's really yeah, it's it's a fun place.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
But eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six
six five six five four eight. Question for you about
your single uh, your single divorced front is is uh?
Is she like she do? She does well? I mean
she has her own job and all the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Very successful and incredible mom to three girls.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Because I wonder sometimes how many women who are divorced
that with kids that maybe they had a bad divorce
and maybe they don't didn't do well, or maybe they
didn't work or they have a job.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
She does all of you, and she wants to you know,
she wants to be married again some.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Day I wonder how many guy, But I wonder how
many how many guys? By the way, I wonder what
the top one percent of Ferndale is what it's got
to be.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It's gotta be up there.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, But but I wonder though, if there are a
lot of women though that look at that, like divorcees
are like, oh good, well, look at this. I can
me and my kids can get comfortable. What's up, Morgan?
How you doing? Good? Are you guys today? Good? We
want to hang out with some wealthy uh, wealthy botox guys,
hang down in Marco Island. What's going on? I'm not
(05:56):
in the top one percent of anything, But I.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Haven't listened to you guys for a long time.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
So she and the and if you have single friends,
I have an awesome dog, and I have at least
two bottles of wine that I got from my.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Cat.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Right there, Morgan, you are in the top one percent
of Mojo in the Morning listeners. We love you. Hey,
let's go by the way, that is the greatest pickup
line I've ever heard. Now, that's the personality that gets
you like, what's up, Ashley? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
They're all being watched because those are the sugar Daddies Ojo.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Absolutely, yeah, I see it here in town too. I
don't know, Ashley, where are you from? Okay, so you
know the Detroit area for those, and Grand Rapids in Toledo.
I know, we all have our areas that you know,
like East Grand Rapids for everybody there, and then Sylvania
and stuff for uh down in Toledo. In Birmingham, Michigan,
you go to any of these restaurants, and there is
(06:52):
a restaurant there that Chelsea and I ate at with friends.
And I pulled up in my blue Chevy Tahoe from
Gordon's ever Lay and it stuck out like a sore
thumb at Big Rock in Birmingham as guys were pulling
up in Lamborghini's. I mean, I've never First off, I
didn't know Lamberg. I didn't know Lamborghini made an suv.
(07:13):
They make an suv. Range Rovers. Range Rovers were like, honestly,
they were like, Chevy's there.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, It's like that looks like the least expensive.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Drive, your fancy carr that you good for you. You
have a great job and you worked hard whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
And you got it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But the fact that like this guy was banking, that's
all he wanted to talk about.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Was so gross.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
It's not only what your drive up is, like, who
are you when you get out?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah? Well you see these guys getting out and they're
wearing clothes that, you know, honestly they probably are a
little too old for and they're like and they're like,
oh but all real, Like everything is like so tight
on them. It's amazing, it's amazing, unbelievable. I look at them,
I'm like, man, these guys.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You know crazy sugar daddy.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yes, I'm in the market for sugar dad. I wonder,
I wonder are there sugar mamas out there? Are there
women that are like this sure to a website?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Oh you're interested, keV, There's plenty.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Do you know who I always do? You know who
I always said seeking arrangement? You know who would get
a sugar mama? My son Luke, My college age son, Luke.
You go to college bars. Every mom is like flirting
with Luke at the college bars. And I always jokingly
say to Chelsea, go, what are you going to do?
One day? If Luke comes home and he's like, I'd
like to introduce you. This is uh, you know. Yeah.
(08:33):
Paul Paula from Birmingham her actually her husbands, the former GM.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Her fraternity.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Do you know what I mean? Like, that's that's kind
of the thing.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
But Ana, just tell me about a pite called seeking
dot com.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh, I said, seeking Arrangements.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Seeking Arrangement? What is seeking Arrangement?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
That's where girls go to get sugar daddies. I'm pretty
sure they do it for guys too.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Do you know any body who's used this site?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I know people who have tried.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Have you ever tried?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Honestly, it's very difficult to find one that's actually for real,
for real.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
A lot of catfish. And did your friend meet anybody?
Was there anybody there that was worth god?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Did you guys dance with any guys or anything like that?
Or No?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No, most of us didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Like I you know, I have friends that will, but
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I think it's fun going I love going to Florida
and going to these like beach type bars. It's so fun.
And you're wearing you know, you're wearing like a pair
of shorts and a T shirt and they're wearing Tommy Bahama.
I know you have you ever worn Tommy?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Because this guy was verying the other one It wasn't
Tommy O.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Bahama said something I couldn't remember, but it like it
we gotta go to Florida. Yeah, oh, Johnny Oh? Was
it Johnny O or something like? They all have. They
all have some kind of they're named after some dude
that liked comfortable clothes. That's usually with Peter Malar, you
know now Peter alrights Mojo in the morning show.
All right is Mojo in the morning, Shannon went on
a girl's weekend with a bunch of her friends. Now
all we're married, except for one.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Is single, right, yes, friend Carrie single.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah. Did you guys go out to any bars and
like hang out and stuff in town?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So we mostly like kind of kept to ourselves, except
there is this one dive bar that is apparently famous
for the locals of Marco Island, and it's called the Sandbar.
It is nothing fancy whatsoever. They had a horrible DJ,
I mean just absolutely.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Background or are people dancing or what is it?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
No, people were dancing, people were drinking. But so there
were there were five of us total, like you said,
four of us married with kids, and then my friend
Carrie is divorced with kids, and she's a frickin bombshell.
So when you go somewhere with Carrie, it's like you
walk in and the music stops and everybody just turns
and stairs.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yes, it's that.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's like a movie scene almost, And so that's exactly
what happened on Friday night when we went to this
sandbar this place, and there was one guy in particular
who was eyeing her all night and at one point
kind of cornered her and proceeded to introduce himself by
saying that he was in the top one percent of
(01:20):
wealth on Marco Island. Wow, and Carrie car spicy. She's
spicy and sassy and also truly does not care. And
so she said, I really don't care, was her response
to him. This man had steam coming out of his
ears because you could tell, apparently that he's used this
line before. And I think women just like fall at
(01:41):
his feet, you know, and want to like jump in
bed with him, and she just didn't give two crabs.
And so he then he started to talk about the
car that he drove and the condo that he had
on the water and the life he wants to give
his wife some day, and Carrie was just not having it.
He kept getting more and more pissed off. We're watching
this and it's just hysterical. And I'm thinking to myself,
(02:03):
we were talking about this on our way home, and like,
do do guys who do that realize? How do sheey
you come off? It's not it's it's doesn't mean. I
mean maybe for some women, for.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Them, it must work. Honestly, I would I would think
it probably works. And it probably works. Honestly, I hate
to say it for uh these guys to date a
little younger.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Mm hmm. I was gonna say the same thing.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
But the more the guys that we didn't care.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, we just talked about him the other day.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh yeah, the guy at the New Day Foundation, Like,
oh yeah. All he kept saying to me was how
he owned a nice condom and brush park and was
like an SVP of this, And now I'm like, I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, I do. I like a little wealth management going
all right with that.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I mean sometimes I feel like if that's all people can,
if that's all people have, or if they think that
that's their best foot forward, then that's what they're going
to show. If you think that your personality is the best,
that's what you'll lead with. If you don't have a
personality to back it up, you know, check that was me.
I had to be the personality.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I'm like, hang on, hold on, look, have you heard
the one about the two guys that walked into it,
Like I would have to try to make them laugh
right away because that was the only thing. It was
either one of two things that would get me attention
with girls. Number one was they liked my personality. Number
two was dimples. For some reason. They would go, oh,
you got temples, and I'd be like, hold on a second,
let me keep showing them too. They actually don't go away,
believe it or not. I know, I'm jeving. That's what
(03:32):
I would tell you speaking. This guy was so botox.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You could tell he was angry, but you couldn't really
tell because it's so much botox.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And Florida is like this. When we go down and
visit Joe and we will go out, like in clear Water,
you'll go to places for dinner, and you'll see these
guys pull up in the valet with cars that I'm
not lying to you are more expensive than our homes.
I mean way like ten times more expensive than our homes.
And they'll pull up and they'll give thee the key.
And then you look at there's women that are kind
(04:03):
of like because they always have like outdoor bars and things.
There's women at the bars checking these guys out as
they park in the valet, and they must get it
must be the thing. And then I was talking to
a single buddy of mine. You know, my friend as single.
I don't want to shout him out for this reason.
But he says when he goes down in the winter
time down to Palm Beach or West Palm Beach, he
(04:25):
said that tinder and bumble and hinge are amazing down
there because they all they look for are guys that
look like they have money.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
M m.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, so that's pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But this guy were like you, you're in the top
one percent of wealth and you're at the sandbar.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Come on, maybe they's more man for you. But you
said that was the only place down there. It's maybe it's.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Really it's really yeah, it's it's a fun place.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
But eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six
six five six five four eight. Question for you about
your single uh, your single divorced front is is uh?
Is she like she do? She does well? I mean
she has her own job and all the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Very successful and incredible mom to three girls.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Because I wonder sometimes how many women who are divorced
that with kids that maybe they had a bad divorce
and maybe they don't didn't do well, or maybe they
didn't work or they have a job.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
She does all of you, and she wants to you know,
she wants to be married again some.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Day I wonder how many guy, But I wonder how
many how many guys? By the way, I wonder what
the top one percent of Ferndale is what it's got
to be.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It's gotta be up there.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, But but I wonder though, if there are a
lot of women though that look at that, like divorcees
are like, oh good, well, look at this. I can
me and my kids can get comfortable. What's up, Morgan?
How you doing? Good? Are you guys today? Good? We
want to hang out with some wealthy uh, wealthy botox guys,
hang down in Marco Island. What's going on? I'm not
(05:56):
in the top one percent of anything, But I.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Haven't listened to you guys for a long time.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
So she and the and if you have single friends,
I have an awesome dog, and I have at least
two bottles of wine that I got from my.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Cat.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Right there, Morgan, you are in the top one percent
of Mojo in the Morning listeners. We love you. Hey,
let's go by the way, that is the greatest pickup
line I've ever heard. Now, that's the personality that gets
you like, what's up, Ashley? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
They're all being watched because those are the sugar Daddies Ojo.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Absolutely, yeah, I see it here in town too. I
don't know, Ashley, where are you from? Okay, so you
know the Detroit area for those, and Grand Rapids in Toledo.
I know, we all have our areas that you know,
like East Grand Rapids for everybody there, and then Sylvania
and stuff for uh down in Toledo. In Birmingham, Michigan,
you go to any of these restaurants, and there is
(06:52):
a restaurant there that Chelsea and I ate at with friends.
And I pulled up in my blue Chevy Tahoe from
Gordon's ever Lay and it stuck out like a sore
thumb at Big Rock in Birmingham as guys were pulling
up in Lamborghini's. I mean, I've never First off, I
didn't know Lamberg. I didn't know Lamborghini made an suv.
(07:13):
They make an suv. Range Rovers. Range Rovers were like, honestly,
they were like, Chevy's there.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, It's like that looks like the least expensive.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Drive, your fancy carr that you good for you. You
have a great job and you worked hard whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
And you got it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But the fact that like this guy was banking, that's
all he wanted to talk about.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Was so gross.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
It's not only what your drive up is, like, who
are you when you get out?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah? Well you see these guys getting out and they're
wearing clothes that, you know, honestly they probably are a
little too old for and they're like and they're like,
oh but all real, Like everything is like so tight
on them. It's amazing, it's amazing, unbelievable. I look at them,
I'm like, man, these guys.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You know crazy sugar daddy.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yes, I'm in the market for sugar dad. I wonder,
I wonder are there sugar mamas out there? Are there
women that are like this sure to a website?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Oh you're interested, keV, There's plenty.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Do you know who I always do? You know who
I always said seeking arrangement? You know who would get
a sugar mama? My son Luke, My college age son, Luke.
You go to college bars. Every mom is like flirting
with Luke at the college bars. And I always jokingly
say to Chelsea, go, what are you going to do?
One day? If Luke comes home and he's like, I'd
like to introduce you. This is uh, you know. Yeah.
(08:33):
Paul Paula from Birmingham her actually her husbands, the former GM.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Her fraternity.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Do you know what I mean? Like, that's that's kind
of the thing.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
But Ana, just tell me about a pite called seeking
dot com.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh, I said, seeking Arrangements.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Seeking Arrangement? What is seeking Arrangement?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
That's where girls go to get sugar daddies. I'm pretty
sure they do it for guys too.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Do you know any body who's used this site?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I know people who have tried.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Have you ever tried?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Honestly, it's very difficult to find one that's actually for real,
for real.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
A lot of catfish. And did your friend meet anybody?
Was there anybody there that was worth god?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Did you guys dance with any guys or anything like that?
Or No?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No, most of us didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Like I you know, I have friends that will, but
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I think it's fun going I love going to Florida
and going to these like beach type bars. It's so fun.
And you're wearing you know, you're wearing like a pair
of shorts and a T shirt and they're wearing Tommy Bahama.
I know you have you ever worn Tommy?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Because this guy was verying the other one It wasn't
Tommy O.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Bahama said something I couldn't remember, but it like it
we gotta go to Florida. Yeah, oh, Johnny Oh? Was
it Johnny O or something like? They all have. They
all have some kind of they're named after some dude
that liked comfortable clothes. That's usually with Peter Malar, you
know now Peter alrights Mojo in the morning show.
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