Craziest Injury

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
keV witnessed the dumbest injury ever man.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
So I didn't see her actually injure herself. But there's
a woman in the Meyers kind of like self checkout line.
As I'm going through, she's got like one crutch in
one arm, something in her hand, and she's about to
check out with and like a cast on her foot.
So naturally, as we're waiting for the line to progress,
I'm curious, I'm striking up a conversation.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh my god, what happen? You know what's going on?
She's like, I broke my ankle. I'm like, how did
this happen? She's like, I broke it at work. I'm like, damn,
Like that's messed up. She said, I saw a roach
and I jumped in the air when I saw it,
And however, she landed on her ankle. She fractured her
ankle and that's how she got it in the cast. Wow,

(00:41):
and at her job bro a roach? Oh my god,
that's in that story. That you really believe that that
was the story?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Or she don't know why she would lie to me
so random to makeup you know, maybe it was one
of the people from that last topic that we just
had on the I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Some people get freaked out when they see stuff like
that and it causes them to do crazy things.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Do you know how many times I have to explain
to people about my stupid shoulder injury of falling down
the stairs at Harper's. And now I'm at a point
where I guarantee you people look at me like I
am an alcoholic. Like they don't look at me like, okay,
that was a one time incident, kind of dad's weekend
up in East Lansing. They look at me like you
have a drinking problem right the way you fall on

(01:27):
the sand. And remember you had to have a surgery
after attempting to change a tire, so you've had two
that are eyebrows. But it's funny because nobody looks at
me poorly during that. Everybody kind of looks at it,
you know, during this, But this poor lady with the roast.
Anybody ever injured themselves like that, with a like a
bug or a kind of a crazy injury like that, I.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Think I probably if I could remember, like seeing a spider.
You know, you'd be watching TV and maybe you see
something at the corner of your eyes like you. And
even though it's like a small spider that if it
came out of you know, wherever, and I saw it,
I wouldn't have reacted as crazy as I would have been.
Startled me and you jump up and try to like,
oh snap, you mess around, kick something like I've hurt

(02:09):
my foot several times doing something like that. Yeah, you
make a mistake and kick the edge of the couch
or a table.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
When Josiah was little, did you ever injury yourself with
his toys?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Nah? Joziah was always like a plush kid like he
always like like soft toys, like he like characters from
movies and TV.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
No legos or anything like that. You've never heard yourself
on a lego. He was never really.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Into legos, Like my whole house is like, yes, that's
like the worst, But he was not on legos. No,
there is nothing worse than than they stepping on a
lego piece. Pain h eight four four Mojo Live eight
four four sixty sixty five six y five four eight
is the telephone number to get through to us.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hey, Hather, what's going on? How are you? Good morning? Hi,
good morning. We're talking about the uh crazy injuries. What's
going on.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay, I know two people personally that were driving a
car and literally jumped out of the car because of
the spider and the car just crashed. Really, oh my god, yeah,
like that is a thing.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
What did it happen? The car crashed because they jumped
out of the car because there was a spider inside
of the car. This has got to be this. How
do you explain that to the cops? You know, I
don't even know how. I'm not even sure how you'd
explain it.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
But I don't even know how you jump out of
the car with a spider.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
But although I have had a bee in the car before,
and that is a little, you know, off putting when
all of a sudden the bees like flying around you,
you know, true? Yeah, true, God, that's crazy. Could you
imagine you're getting a car crash and it's because of
that or you injure your foot because of a road?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Were you the person that that person ran into? You
get out of the car, You're like, what happened?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Spider? Oh? Mad