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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
You're gonna have to tell the story and then we'll
get to the topic right afterwards, because the story is
kind of, uh, kind of sets it all up.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Go ahead, keV.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I mean short to the point. Joe saw his first penis.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
That was first penis.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I mean, Joe saw like a penis.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
You never seen your penis?
Speaker 5 (00:21):
No, he's what you mean? No, you never seen my penis?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
My penis? What does that mean? Your son has never
seen your penis? Why is that shocking?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I love penises. He's never never just like when you.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Never took a shower with him when he was little
or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
No, No, never done that, Never took a bath with him,
Never took a shower with.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Him and waited.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Never was one of those moments where he walked into
the bathroom and what are you doing or whatever and
you're doing.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
And just turned around and like I have my penis out. No,
I mean I'm probably turn my head around like hey,
get out of here, or something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I never took a shower with Joe.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh interesting, Well I okay, so explain to us where
did Joe see?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So we were his first pens That wasn't his own penis.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
We were in the YMCA, we were at the locker room,
so getting ready to swim, and I'm you know, and
Joe's still like self conscious about his body.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
So he's he's like, Dad, hold a towel around you.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
When he instead of like just going into the stall
or whatever, he'd be like hold the town, hold hoel.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So he's changing, whatever the case may be.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
He gets done changing, he sits down on the bench
and putting on his little water's shoes wherever the case
may be.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And you look up and it's just a naked dude
walking and obviously, like, I know that's what comes with
the locker room. But for Josiah, this has never been
his experience. So immediately his eyes get booked. He started giggling.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
He's like, oh, start laughing hardest.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I'm like, Joe, sorry, you can't love. He's like, I'm like,
that's how it isn't here, Joe.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It's the worst.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Let me say this to you, it's the worst to
have it because that's the same way you know this, right, Yeah,
the first time I saw a penis that wasn't my dad's.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I did see my dad's. My dad's by the By
the way, I want to say this about.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
My dad, talk about his penis.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I wish I got a little bit more his cuban side.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
A shower too, well, No, for mine was my dad
took me to Riviera country Club. It was a it
was basically a health club in Orland Park, Illinois. And
my dad took me to the whirlpool of the Riviera
country Club. And it was some old dude flopping around
and he looked like he looked like like the elephant
(02:40):
trunk lord why and he was walking slow like the
guy was walking you know what. It looked like snuffle
up against from.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Street.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I could never watch, Saysime Street again. But it was
the first time you see a penis, and the first
penis that you see, whether you're a man or a woman. Yeah,
I don't know when you saw your first penis. Who
was your first penis?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
You remember it was my boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh it was okay, So you never saw you never
saw like an uncle or dad.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
And I was so grossed.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah, I mean you were expecting it though, right, like
you knew you were about to see it.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Like you didn't know you saw it like Playgirl magazine
or something, right, didn't you ever looking at anything or
look at porn girl.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
No, no, never didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
What do you mean you didn't know you were about
to see your boyfriend's penis?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
It we we were like fooling around and I just
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I was naive.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I didn't expect to for it to get to that point.
It did, and I was like, oh, it was like
not did he take his pants off? Or did you
take his pants off? Like doing it or whatever? Like
how did it work? I actually can't remember. I think
he probably did okay, far it was like you no, no, ok.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
We're all like, I don't smell. Maybe that's the smell
of the first penus that you sell mind at the
y m c A.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
I feel like men's locker rooms are weird like this
where you all just like there's just one shower.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Is it like that there? No, he was just walking
like a rower shower.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
So the lockers are so when you walk in, you
walk past all the lockers and then you like make
the left to.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Go around the community shower. It is no, I mean.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
There's like nine different showers, but you have to walk
past all the lockers in order to.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Get to the show.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Smith's swim practices used to be at the YMCA, and
when I sometimes he wouldn't come out of the locker room,
and I knew he was the last kid in there,
so I would go in and be like, Smith, come on,
like you're screwing around. And it was just one big
community shower. There's nobody else in there, by the way.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Weird, and I was like, oh, that's I hear that
a lot about guy's locker rooms, that.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
It's just one one big gass room.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, the locker rooms like a planet or or the
locker rooms at you know, the golf clubs and stuff
like that. The locker rooms are like they have separate areas,
like they have like the shower area and then they
have the locker areas and stuff like that. And the
problem is they're not necessarily close to each other. So Snuffle,
(05:16):
I guess, is walking around there with his junk hanging out.
I can't believe the old dudes too. And I bet
you if it's if your first penis that you see
as an old person's penis, the old.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Guys questions, no, No, he just was laughing mostly really, so.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The old guys that are in locker rooms like y
M c A. They sit on the bench with no
towel underneath them, and I'm like, your bare ass is
sitting on this bench, and then you got to get
up from that bench and guess what your bare ass
is coming off of that bench?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And it is.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, we could we get all the first penis you
ever saw? Anybody else want to share their first any anybody?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Anybody? Bueller?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Anybody?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty
five six five four eight.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
There, that's a nice one.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm listening to the song. I'm going wait a second.
They have everything for you to enjoy. You can hang
out with all the boys. Yes, Joe, what's up? How
you doing?
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Oh man, how do you?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I'm doing great? How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We're doing good.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Kevin's son saw his first penis and Mojo described his dad.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
So your dad would be so proud of you for
saying that. I have a similar story. When my son
was younger, we took hours together. It's a thing for
the older generations.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
We did that.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Yeah, my son gave me the best compliment ever. The
first time we took a shower and he was able
to talk. I forget why we shower. I think it
was like somebody else was using the other bathroom and
we got done camping and we were all gross. But
we get the shower together. I'm just cleaning up and
he just looks at me and he goes, Daddy, yes, son,
you have a great big penis.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
He would be so proud.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
His son tell him that.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But Joe, just so you know, it's all relative to
how small we are at the time.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You have to understand that though, right, I'm not special.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I am not blessed.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
I am average at best.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
By the way, he has such a big penis, it's
interfering with his phone call.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
If if
Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
You're gonna have to tell the story and then we'll
get to the topic right afterwards, because the story is
kind of, uh, kind of sets it all up.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Go ahead, keV.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I mean short to the point. Joe saw his first penis.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
That was first penis.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I mean, Joe saw like a penis.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
You never seen your penis?
Speaker 5 (00:21):
No, he's what you mean? No, you never seen my penis?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
My penis? What does that mean? Your son has never
seen your penis? Why is that shocking?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I love penises. He's never never just like when you.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Never took a shower with him when he was little
or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
No, No, never done that, Never took a bath with him,
Never took a shower with.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Him and waited.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Never was one of those moments where he walked into
the bathroom and what are you doing or whatever and
you're doing.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
And just turned around and like I have my penis out. No,
I mean I'm probably turn my head around like hey,
get out of here, or something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I never took a shower with Joe.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh interesting, Well I okay, so explain to us where
did Joe see?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So we were his first pens That wasn't his own penis.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
We were in the YMCA, we were at the locker room,
so getting ready to swim, and I'm you know, and
Joe's still like self conscious about his body.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
So he's he's like, Dad, hold a towel around you.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
When he instead of like just going into the stall
or whatever, he'd be like hold the town, hold hoel.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So he's changing, whatever the case may be.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
He gets done changing, he sits down on the bench
and putting on his little water's shoes wherever the case
may be.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And you look up and it's just a naked dude
walking and obviously, like, I know that's what comes with
the locker room. But for Josiah, this has never been
his experience. So immediately his eyes get booked. He started giggling.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
He's like, oh, start laughing hardest.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I'm like, Joe, sorry, you can't love. He's like, I'm like,
that's how it isn't here, Joe.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It's the worst.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Let me say this to you, it's the worst to
have it because that's the same way you know this, right, Yeah,
the first time I saw a penis that wasn't my dad's.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I did see my dad's. My dad's by the By
the way, I want to say this about.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
My dad, talk about his penis.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I wish I got a little bit more his cuban side.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
A shower too, well, No, for mine was my dad
took me to Riviera country Club. It was a it
was basically a health club in Orland Park, Illinois. And
my dad took me to the whirlpool of the Riviera
country Club. And it was some old dude flopping around
and he looked like he looked like like the elephant
(02:40):
trunk lord why and he was walking slow like the
guy was walking you know what. It looked like snuffle
up against from.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Street.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I could never watch, Saysime Street again. But it was
the first time you see a penis, and the first
penis that you see, whether you're a man or a woman. Yeah,
I don't know when you saw your first penis. Who
was your first penis?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
You remember it was my boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh it was okay, So you never saw you never
saw like an uncle or dad.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
And I was so grossed.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah, I mean you were expecting it though, right, like
you knew you were about to see it.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Like you didn't know you saw it like Playgirl magazine
or something, right, didn't you ever looking at anything or
look at porn girl.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
No, no, never didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
What do you mean you didn't know you were about
to see your boyfriend's penis?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
It we we were like fooling around and I just
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I was naive.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I didn't expect to for it to get to that point.
It did, and I was like, oh, it was like
not did he take his pants off? Or did you
take his pants off? Like doing it or whatever? Like
how did it work? I actually can't remember. I think
he probably did okay, far it was like you no, no, ok.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
We're all like, I don't smell. Maybe that's the smell
of the first penus that you sell mind at the
y m c A.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
I feel like men's locker rooms are weird like this
where you all just like there's just one shower.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Is it like that there? No, he was just walking
like a rower shower.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
So the lockers are so when you walk in, you
walk past all the lockers and then you like make
the left to.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Go around the community shower. It is no, I mean.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
There's like nine different showers, but you have to walk
past all the lockers in order to.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Get to the show.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Smith's swim practices used to be at the YMCA, and
when I sometimes he wouldn't come out of the locker room,
and I knew he was the last kid in there,
so I would go in and be like, Smith, come on,
like you're screwing around. And it was just one big
community shower. There's nobody else in there, by the way.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Weird, and I was like, oh, that's I hear that
a lot about guy's locker rooms, that.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
It's just one one big gass room.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, the locker rooms like a planet or or the
locker rooms at you know, the golf clubs and stuff
like that. The locker rooms are like they have separate areas,
like they have like the shower area and then they
have the locker areas and stuff like that. And the
problem is they're not necessarily close to each other. So Snuffle,
(05:16):
I guess, is walking around there with his junk hanging out.
I can't believe the old dudes too. And I bet
you if it's if your first penis that you see
as an old person's penis, the old.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Guys questions, no, No, he just was laughing mostly really, so.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The old guys that are in locker rooms like y
M c A. They sit on the bench with no
towel underneath them, and I'm like, your bare ass is
sitting on this bench, and then you got to get
up from that bench and guess what your bare ass
is coming off of that bench?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And it is.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, we could we get all the first penis you
ever saw? Anybody else want to share their first any anybody?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Anybody? Bueller?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Anybody?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty
five six five four eight.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
There, that's a nice one.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm listening to the song. I'm going wait a second.
They have everything for you to enjoy. You can hang
out with all the boys. Yes, Joe, what's up? How
you doing?
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Oh man, how do you?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I'm doing great? How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We're doing good.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Kevin's son saw his first penis and Mojo described his dad.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
So your dad would be so proud of you for
saying that. I have a similar story. When my son
was younger, we took hours together. It's a thing for
the older generations.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
We did that.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Yeah, my son gave me the best compliment ever. The
first time we took a shower and he was able
to talk. I forget why we shower. I think it
was like somebody else was using the other bathroom and
we got done camping and we were all gross. But
we get the shower together. I'm just cleaning up and
he just looks at me and he goes, Daddy, yes, son,
you have a great big penis.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
He would be so proud.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
His son tell him that.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But Joe, just so you know, it's all relative to
how small we are at the time.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You have to understand that though, right, I'm not special.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I am not blessed.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
I am average at best.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
By the way, he has such a big penis, it's
interfering with his phone call.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
If if
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