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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show. keV
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witnessed something yesterday out in public that I don't know
if I want a witness I really don't, especially after
my sister told the story about witnessing something like this too.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
This was in Detroit. This was in Detroit, right on
the river walk on the benches.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Come on, I went to Atwater, decided to take a
walk because the riverwalk is not that far from at Water.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So I'm walking.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
It's night outside, dark outside, walking down the riverwalk, going
all the way down to like the little in portion,
and lo and behold, I see a man and a
woman sitting on the bench bumping goods, naked or like
just trying to be scree pants down. They still had
the top. How would they bump goods if they weren't naked?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, I mean, like, were they fully naked or were
they wearing some.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Sort of talking about they have it? I mean she
looked like she had pants like or like leggings or something.
You can just see them pulled down towards they ain't.
He's sitting on the bench, on top of the bench.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I walk by.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
They kind of started laughing. I'm like, my bad, my bad.
Keep walking all the way down to where I'm going.
By the time I came back, they were gone at
that point. So maybe they found a more discreet location
to finish doing their business.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Maybe they were done. Oh my gosh, I could have
been done. Did you purposely walk by?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
No, I wasn't thinking, like I'm I'm in my own world.
I got my meta glasses on with my music playing, like,
I'm not looking around. I'm not thinking I'm gonna see
many people out there?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Were you recording on the medaglasses?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I might have got a little foot think about that.
I was just a little shot because I kind of
came upon no pun intended a little quicker at.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
What I thought. I'm like, Oh my bad. They start giggling.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh so they they saw you? You saw that? Man,
I gotta walk faster. I don't like seeing people doing that.
I really don't. It's funny because from a guy that
watches porn, I don't like seeing people. I don't want
to see you, you know in my real life, you
know what I mean? Like I drivel I well, especially
if it's people I don't know. And I'm going to
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tell you I think that people that are having sex
on the Riverwalk are people that I would not want
to see naked.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I mean, why you say that the Riverwalk is a
very romantic place, especially at night. You got the water bouncing,
the lights and the moon bouncing off the water. It
can be a romantic evening. Have you a little drinks
go out there and said, I don't talk. One thing
leads to another kind of sound like you've.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Done this not I haven't, I haven't. You have to
think about it that I wouldn't mind.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I get to tell you that public sex to me
is not fun. We've talked before about this, like maybe
in a car or something, but out in public public,
I'm not not into it, y'all.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Ever, as of public in a car many many times. Yes,
not in a car, like in a park or something.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Restaurant, bathroom, no parking lot, stare a whee.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
No, I don't think so. I don't think so. A
lot of my friends would do it in dressing rooms.
So like when they were shopping at the mall, the
dressing roomors yeah before.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
That's just a little curtain. Yeah wow, you can see
through the cracks on the sides.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I mean, that's not the crack I was worrying about
exactly so you you would do it, you would do
it in an Azara.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I've had it.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I've done it once because I would think that, yes, ma'am, allegedly,
when Anna has talking about this, I'm thinking it's like
the Macy's where they have a door that's there, or
have like a room, you know, like you know they
have that. I mean sometimes you go with a lady
or in a relationship, you go with your girl, y'all
picking out clothes, change, come on back, make sure it fits,
make sure it looks nice, you know, whatever case is,
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you slide that curtain.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
One thing might lead to another.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I wonder how does that ever happen? Do people do
it ever? With the Zara girl, like the girl that
works at Azara.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
That's a point. That's a busy dressing room, that is.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
That's why I said that, that's a very busy dressing
room with not a lot of privacy.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I guess, is it happens It depends on what time
you go. I guess like when I went this particular time,
it wasn't like a Saturday hustling bustle everybody's running by,
or maybe we just got lucky, uh, eight four four
Mojo Live eight four four six sixty five six five
four eight high Heather, How are you good?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
We're good? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Heather?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I always think it's so entertaining when you come across
people having a great time. My husband and I were
in Puerto Rico and we were got ourselves a little
smoky smoke and we went out to the beach and
was sitting there and all of a sudden, like this
couple walks directly in front of us and goes out
into the water and they just started doing it, like
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right in front of us in the water, or like,
what the heck?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And you actually, like, you actually find that to be interesting.
How did you guys sit there and watch the whole time?
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Oh god, no, we moved down. We moved down quite
a way and they followed.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
That was the current.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
They were, they they were they wanted a joint.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Yeah, you know, I'm just gonna enjoy my little smoky
phone and have a great time.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Let me ask you a question, which dressing room of
any particular store, clothing store, do you think would be
the most romantic dressing room to have sex.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I've got an answer to what would be your answer, Heather.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Dig deep, I have no idea, probably like coach or.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, wait, why does coach have a dressing room when
they're selling purses?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
They have Gucci the Gucci dressing room.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Isn't it like a room room, like where you can
close it, nobody will know you're.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
In there, Champagne. Oh stop, that's fancy.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
I've never been Thereange my answer, I was going to
say gap only because they're very small, but the lighting,
I mean, I would just be looking at watchchairs.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
There's something about the lighting. You look good in a
gap dress.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
The problem, though, is anything the gap that I go
to has the gap and baby gap in the same place.
I don't want to get myself into trouble for being
around young kids. Like some kid trying on a pair
of khakis next to me. I don't know what's happening.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Jack? What if you picked one of those spots next
to the highway where you can pull off and it might.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Be a billboard?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
What if is this sounds like you have done this
huh for a friend?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah? But at the same time, it's not quite like porn, No,
not quite now like porn. I've thought about that though.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
There is a like when you I think it's I
don't know if it's seventy five or as the lodge,
but one of these that turns and they have these
little maintenance houses and it's like a little driveway. If
you drop slow enough, you can pull in there and
nobody's ever in there.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I've always thought those are the places like way stations.
Going to do it in a way station and new sheets.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, so it looks like I'm supposed to be there,
Like it looks.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Like, oh yeah, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, you're you know
what's funny. High school like football fields and stuff is
a big deal. But you got to be careful because
you could get yourself really in trouble because but somebody
was telling me this. They say that Seaholme High School
in Birmingham, Michigan is the place that they'll sometimes be
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catching a grown ass adults out there.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah that's what I heard. I don't know. Somebody told
me that. I don't know what how they were able.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
To pinpoint everywhere you would think, right on the football
field somewhere like they would have.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
But I think it's because of the access.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's easy to get to the access because there's like
a street that they said that they'll people will park
on and go do that thingcos Danny says, JCP is
where she likes to go get get the pe. What's
going on in Sandy. I'm sorry, No, I'm sorry, Danny, Danny.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I'm saying, Sandy, Danny, good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
JCP is the place to be. Yep, there or Sandy's
Marina and Bobo.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Okay, some random park in Lavonia. I feel okay. When
you're in a relationship for a long time.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You just got to spice it up and you just
do things. I guess.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, that's interesting. By the way, whenever you say JCP,
I don't think of it as that it's j C. Penny.
Yeah exactly. And when people start abbreviating.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Things, say they kind of rebranded a little bit, and
we're JCP for a while.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
They can't.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
When you rebrand something, it's because they think that it
makes it cooler, like you know some of these places
are doing nowadays with their pumpkin beverages.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Don't rebrand it.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It is what it is. I like what it is.
Don't try to get me to sit there and have
to google. What the hell the abbreviation is hold on
a second, guys, we haven't had it all day yet,
and it's at this time of the morning that he
seems to always be the last man at that miss.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What's what's going on?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Real quick, real quick, real quick. I gotta tell you
where I slapped him cheeks at because I definitely did
that at a Mayer store, in the guts, in the
peway and speedway, peeway, got some top, got some top
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in the speedway. That was crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Wait saying is that dirty or that means he gots Oh? Really, okay, Tony, Tony,
let lets let's move off of that real quick, right now.
What do you have for Kevin? You tease something about
Kevin yesterday?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yes, because Kevin went to Vegas, yes, and did not
come back with a story about slapping no cheek.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm sorry, I'm almost but it was four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I'm not paying basement prices in Vegas for no no cheeks.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yeah, because it cost me ten grand in Vegas one time.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Where did you find her?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
So? So, I took a chick into a suite in Vegas.
Right I'm sitting at the slot she came through bubble bubbolition,
and I'm doing my thing. I got the big swede
in the MGM grand let's go, we get up there.
It wasn't ten grand, it was only one hundred dollars,
but she tore it. But she tore the room up.
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Oh listen, she busted out one of the windows because
I asked for my money back because it was crazy.
I can't tell y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Give it me a little bit.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Bro I from everything being all good since she started
breaking stuff.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Oh yeah, she pulled out a knife on me, told
me she should slice me up. So so, okay, man,
how can I say if Mojo don't like me to
get graphics? Okay? So she was trying to top me
with with with with with with with with with a condom?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay okay.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
And I was and I was like, so, so Tony
gets up mad and next thing you know, she's throwing
chairs through windows or what was she?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
What did she break the window?
Speaker 5 (11:34):
At money back? I was like, give me my money
back if that's what we're doing, because that's all I wanted.
She was. She was like, no, I'm not giving me
your money back. I was like, oh, you're giving me
my money back because we're not doing this right now.
So she tried to give me a fake hundred dollars
bill and I was like, oh no, we're not definitely
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doing that. So ship with the money down in our
crotch area. So I held her down and took my
money and threw all the rest of her money at her,
and she went blistic, boort the room up, took the
champagne like I don't drink, but like when you were VIP,
they give you the champagne bottles. She picked up the
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bottle of champagne threw it at the window, but it
was double Paine glass. That's why I'm grateful it didn't
go through. Like cut the cut stuff up.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
She snapped, bro, How much damage again did she do
to the whole room?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
She did? Ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Hey, every day, it serves you right, hiring a hooker?
Come on was her name.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Don't do me like that, Mojo, don't do me like that.
It was supposed to be real quick, a honey for
the top.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And we good, tony are you we don't even know this.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Are you a married guy?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Now?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I know that you have you have kids.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
But all right, I am not married. I live alone.
And I'm extremely successful. And that's all you're getting.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
And I don't know if you noticed yesterday, if you
want to see what Tony looks like, Bianca posted the
pictures of you.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
We posted, Yeah, it's on a video. It's on Yeah.
This is why she posted yesterday. She posted, She posted
the video.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
She posted the video of us trying to find rolls
Royce lady.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So why do I take it down?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
No, no, Tony, we don't take anything.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
I get that, but I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
No, you know, you know what he's upset about.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
He doesn't want thee hundred dollars hooker calling wanting her
hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
I get it because like I have things, and I
have a fear, which is why I don't have social media.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Okay, it's just a picture of you and all that.
You're not gonna get robbed. You're not gonna listen if
you you know how, you don't get robbed. Don't take
a hundred dollars hooker into a Sweet and Vegas.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I love you, buddy, I love you. We'll talk to
you later. Have a blessed that bro Tony.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Take the picture down.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
It's the misfit. It's the misfit, Tony Call of the Day.