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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojoe in the morning. Do you want to know
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that Kevin can relate to your teenager If you're listening
to the show right now, I want you to listen up.
keV can relate to your kid who has braces or
has retainers, because yesterday keV did something that is a
very high school thing to do. It felt like.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Back to school all over again. Like I felt like
I'm amongst the youths at this point. And I was
cleaning up my kitchen and like you said, I have
these sparkle liners in, so I'm going through like my
version of braces to straighten my teeth and renalds Orthodna
and shout out doctor Reynolds Jamie. So luckily I'm nearing
the end stage of my journey. Was spark a Ligners.
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This is my final I guess, like Trey you could say.
And the next week I have an appointment where I
get like my retainers. So I've made it.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Do you have them in right now? I do? Yeah,
I really cannot help. That's the beautiest work of liners.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So I took them out because I had like some
food that I wanted to grab really quickly out of
the refrigerators. I take them out, I put them on
a napkin, put them on the counter. I'm cleaning up,
wipe and wipe and wipe in, go about my business,
play some mad in or whatever the case may be.
And I start to feel like something's missing. So oh,
it's my liner's like something's off, okay, a little tongue
on the teeth thing. I'm like, okay, where the hell
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are they trying to chase Mysely're not here, They're not
in the bathroom, They're not on the table.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Were they in the kitchen?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I go back in the kitchen, right next to the
counter where I was cleaning up, and that's where they were.
Ended up throwing them away in the trash can. I
pull out the trash can, lift it up, got the
bag out, start to look on top, you know what
I mean. They should be on top, wasn't on top.
Ended up having to dump the trash out, go through
it a little bit, and I found them.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Threw away my retainers. What kind of garbage was inside
of that I had?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I threw away some old hamburger meat.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It was hamburger meat. It was some day old spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It was it's it's been a while, So I thoughout
the spaghetti that we had over the weekend, and then
the other the other stuff was like you know, like
a like empty bottles stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, would you do? Did you stick those things under
the hottest water ever? You wash them off?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And then you go upstairs and you get the toothpaste
and you like brush them clean like it's.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
The last the worst is. And I bet you that
there's at least somebody that's listening right now. Has your
kid ever thrown the retainers out in their school lunch
garbage can? Because you those things are, they're expensive. Exactly
that happened to me before in high school. I had
to go do it. It's funny Reynolds ORTHODONYX does the
retainer guarantee thing where they you basically you can for
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a small I think it's like twenty dollars copay or whatever,
get a new retainers. I was never if I was
life safer, if I was a kid man, I would
never go in that garbage and put that thing back
in my mouth. You gotta find the twenty dollars first, right,
It's way better than when when before I met Reynolds Orthodonics,
we had our kids doing break, says, and they would
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lose them and I'd have to buy a whole new thing.
It was they didn't have the insurance thing like that.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Have you ever mistakenly like thrown away anything that was
important to you?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
And you nothing that I put in my mouth, I'm
not putting it in my mouth. Would you put that
in your mouth? My retainers? Yeah? I did what I'm saying.
But if you what if you threw it? What if
you threw that away at this garbage share in the
station I was still cleaning, if they still clean, if
we had the dumpster, the Eastern Market dumpster that we
share with Farmer John's or whatever down that point, it's
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a wash. Would you ill? You wouldn't with the Dan carcasses?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, I'm good. I don't know what would be in
my mouth. You probably can't brush that out with Colgate?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What's up? Coast? The PA? What's up Corsia?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Hey, So my kid threw away her retainers. We were
at the Seafol Boil place and man listen. So she
left her retainer in the restaurant and they threw it
away and we had to dumpster.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That the red food boil.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh my god, I was so pissed. I'm like, girl, listen,
who had six dollars to buy new Portia. I, as
a child, would would rather have crooked teeth.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I wouldn't put them back in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
And that's why I'm like, man, no, but they're gonna
go back.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Did you did you make her dig first and give
her kind of ten minutes and then help or did
you help mediate?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
No? Absolutely not, because she was she was like pausing.
She didn't want to dig in there and get them
because it was you know, the public trash or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'm like, oh my god, thank you for the call
of Porsie Aaron. You also threw out the retainer in
a restaurant garbage. What kind of restaurant I did?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
It was a fast food restaurant out of state on vacation.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
What fast food?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I think it was like a McDonald or something. I
mean where you get a tray and you eat in.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I put him on the tray throughout the I left
and my parents had to drive us back to the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Can you imagine they was like somebody eating chicken tenders
with a sweet and sour sauce all over it. Just
a little ketch up there. What's up, Charity? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
I wanted to say first time, long time?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
So I was doing the.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
In visile line and I was at a taco bell
and I threw my vizzil line away and.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh my god, you got a cheesy Gordida crunch all
over your It's not out of a garbage can, though,
would you want to? Would you eat? Yes, Shannon Woody,
a cheesy grdida crunch out of a garbage can, out
of garbage can? What's up, Katie? How you doing good?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
When I was.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
In high school, I'm missing a couple of teeth. So
I had the gufflip with the fake teeth, and at
lunch I had set it on my tray and threw
it in the trash. So I had to dig for
that because I couldn't go around with missing teeth.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's the worst one.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Then it's like you got to keep your mouth clothes
and people say, what are you dig it for?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
You?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Hold on a second, Doug, what's out for you?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
There?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Good morning? All right? This is funny. Doug's dad swallowed
he swallowed it.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, he had a gold bridge in the back of
his mouth. And then he was eating, he noticed he
swallowed it. Well, that was a pretty substantial piece of gold,
and that's just recommendation was to go ahead and sip it.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Out of.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Being a traveling salesman, he was on the road a lot,
so I mean he had to, you know, wherever he
was at. He had big for gold until he found it, that's.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Truly, and then he put it back in his mind afterwards.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I don't remember the details. Whether they had replaced it
first and then he just had to like give it
to the dentist, or had they reinstalled I don't know,
but I always give them, give them a smack about
talking everything that