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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Joe in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
So the newest member of the show is Anna rob
Anna Anna Banana.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I hated that when I was younger.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You're gonna hate it even more now now all the time.
So Anna does something that I find very funny. You know,
she was just at her parents place out in the suburbs.
She lives downtown. Her parents live out in the suburbs
of Oakland County, out White Lake. And Anna does something
that I find so funny of somebody her age. When
she goes to visit the parents, she shops. Well, I
(00:31):
guess it's not shopping if you're not paying for it, though, right,
you're not paying for she shop lifts from her parents.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I mean when you say it like that. So my
dad is like a big He buys in bulk.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
If it's ever like, is he a Costco or Sam's Club?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Costco?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, because there's no SAMs by us. I live close
to your parents and we don't have a Sam's nearby.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
But he's big on deals. So if it's like buy
ten cases of this, pop get three free. So there's
all always a surplus of random items in the garage.
And every time that I leave on my way out
to my car.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I see, you know, the.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Toilet paper stack, the paper towels, some peanut butter, and
I'll just sort of grab what I need and go.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And to me, that is a small.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Price for them to pay when I'm driving an hour
there to see them an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's a small price, guess.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I mean, it's the least they could do.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
In my head, I would go, this is exactly why
my dad buys in bulk, because he knows that I
need these things to exactly Are there any grown assidults
like Anna because she is a grown as adult that
basically go to their parents' house and shop.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Kevin, do you do this at your mom's? This is
a reverse situation in my family. I'm the one bringing
paper towels. But I feel like if you can't do it,
then you're now using a relationship the right way.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Hold On, Zach just walked in. He does this at
his sisters, don't you does this all the time.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
But sometimes I'm going there just for dinner too, so
like I'll stop if I don't have food, I'm going
there and then I'm taking some chicken nuggets home. I'm
not that is so great?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Do you take by the way when you go into
the freezer and you see the Dino nugs, do you
just take the box or do you put them in
a zip?
Speaker 6 (02:25):
I don't want them to go like I'm be handed.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
You know, do they know you're taking it?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Because sometimes I don't think my parents know, Like I
just sort of take it on my walk out. Sometimes
they'll offer it. They'll be like, hey, do you need anything,
But sometimes it's just like, yeah, well they do know.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That is so great.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
My favorite is when Luke comes home from college. Chelsea
always makes me load him up with stuff, like I
he needs water. I'm like, what do you mean needs water?
Kid never drinks water. He's drinking vodka, you know what
I mean. Like, so Luke will say to me, he
literally will say, you'll go, He'll go Dad, when you
go get like the ice Mountain water her for me?
Will you also go and get me a thing of
(03:02):
Tito's Like you want You've done this all that. But
it's funny because you know, Joe lives in Florida and
Jacob lives in Chicago. Chelsea brings stuff to them, like
if we go into town, like we go to visit
Joe in Tampa, She's like going to freaking publics and
buying him stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And I'm like, the kids got a giant.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
See.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
The only thing I would find perfectly fine is because
if they live out of town, there's certain things you
can't get that you love from your.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Actually, you know what, Joe's biggest shopping item is weed.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
He wants us to go to the Greenhouse and get
him because then Florida they don't have legalized marijuana. Wow,
they gotta be medical down there, Chelsea does mom does mom?
And Mommy legally carries narcotics onto the planes.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
At what's up, Casey? How you doing?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
By?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Good?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
See?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
How to Anna?
Speaker 8 (04:02):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Anna?
Speaker 9 (04:03):
And I have to say, I listen to you guys
every morning, and this is the first time I called it.
I really.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You're also a shoplifter, right, what do you do?
Speaker 9 (04:14):
I am such a shoplifter my grandparents. So I was
raised by my grandparents and I'm so blessed like they
every time I go over there, like I will grab
toilet paper, paper towel, I will like based sock up
on soda everything.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
My grandma will literally like drop stuff off me too.
Like the funny part is you just mentioned the whole
smoke thing. She will also take me to the dispensary
as well. Ga, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's for my glack coma.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I love when old people take it. It's got, I
got the glama. What's going on, Leah?
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Hi, how's it going?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I just wanted to say that Anna's alone because I
do that to my parents too.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I've been doing it so much that they bought me
my own Costco.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
What is your favorite thing to take from them?
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Definitely the Kleenex, paper towel, toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
The paper products.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, go get it, go, go grab it as much
as you possibly can.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Shawna. What's up?
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Hi, Shawna. I'm going good, Shawna.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Shawna's calling up. I'm reading what you say here or
what Lydia put up here in the call screen. You're
calling from the mom's perspective.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Huh. You're you're the mom that gets shoplifted.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
From Oh I do it, and then like I do
it to my mom. So my kids will go up
to my like my group, my mom's house, and like
before we leave, they're like, okay, Mom, do we need
tomato talks and homade pickles her house before we leave.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
All the time, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I used to grocery shopping with my mom and I
used to love when she would go, can you go
to aisle four or five? She'd never said go and
grab it right out of their cabinets. But uh, that's funny.
Chrissa from Grand Rapids on with us right now. What's up?
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Yes, I'm thirty five, and when I go visit my
mom and Taylor, I always take food.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's a long way to drive for stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You're killing two birds with limbstone though, seeing mom and
shopping that. Do you also do you also siphon gas
out of her car?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
No, but she gives me gas money.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh my gosh, So can I can I give you
full disclosure on that. Jacob and his boyfriend Chris were
trying to get them to come visit.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I told Jacob, I go, I'll send you gas cards,
will you Like.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'm trying to entice him to come and see his
mom and dad, and I go, I'll give you guys
gas cards.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, Dad Like.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's one of those things like I'm vibing them with
gas cards. Kristin, what's up?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Okay, So my daughter, she's young, left her heart.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
She bought her own house.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
She moved out at twenty one, but she comes over.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
All the time because she works right by my house,
and she dips into. She takes my returnable bottle. She
doesn't even ask.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
She just takes all robots for the money.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Yeah, she takes Posto stop.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
She takes my tampons, and she knows where the weed
it stack is always taking my.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Prs thank you? Is there anything she wants.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Good about this that feel broke?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I love by the way that I love it is
everything from the returnables to the tampon.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It's smart. That is amazing.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
So curt irresponsible though, so I say nothing, but I.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
Know she's dipping.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Hey wait a second, she's twenty one. Is she single?
Can we date her? Zach here?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We can?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Maybe he can go to his sister's house get some
Dino nuggets.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
My friend, her boyfriend's a dB.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
So please, Oh, there you go. Zach is definitely not
Jack's a good man. So yeah, you imagine that.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
You imagine that Kristen's daughter the first time that she's
going over to your place to go eat. She's got
all the food that you stole from your sister. Hey,
that's not too bad.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
We got mad Craft, mac Craft, Macaroni and cheese Craft.
I'm struggling.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
You so late, by the way, I just want you
to know something, Zach. You just did a great first
impression on your future wife's mom.
It's Joe in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
So the newest member of the show is Anna rob
Anna Anna Banana.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I hated that when I was younger.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You're gonna hate it even more now now all the time.
So Anna does something that I find very funny. You know,
she was just at her parents place out in the suburbs.
She lives downtown. Her parents live out in the suburbs
of Oakland County, out White Lake. And Anna does something
that I find so funny of somebody her age. When
she goes to visit the parents, she shops. Well, I
(00:31):
guess it's not shopping if you're not paying for it, though, right,
you're not paying for she shop lifts from her parents.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I mean when you say it like that. So my
dad is like a big He buys in bulk.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
If it's ever like, is he a Costco or Sam's Club?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Costco?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, because there's no SAMs by us. I live close
to your parents and we don't have a Sam's nearby.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
But he's big on deals. So if it's like buy
ten cases of this, pop get three free. So there's
all always a surplus of random items in the garage.
And every time that I leave on my way out
to my car.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I see, you know, the.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Toilet paper stack, the paper towels, some peanut butter, and
I'll just sort of grab what I need and go.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And to me, that is a small.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Price for them to pay when I'm driving an hour
there to see them an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's a small price, guess.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I mean, it's the least they could do.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
In my head, I would go, this is exactly why
my dad buys in bulk, because he knows that I
need these things to exactly Are there any grown assidults
like Anna because she is a grown as adult that
basically go to their parents' house and shop.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Kevin, do you do this at your mom's? This is
a reverse situation in my family. I'm the one bringing
paper towels. But I feel like if you can't do it,
then you're now using a relationship the right way.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Hold On, Zach just walked in. He does this at
his sisters, don't you does this all the time.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
But sometimes I'm going there just for dinner too, so
like I'll stop if I don't have food, I'm going
there and then I'm taking some chicken nuggets home. I'm
not that is so great?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Do you take by the way when you go into
the freezer and you see the Dino nugs, do you
just take the box or do you put them in
a zip?
Speaker 6 (02:25):
I don't want them to go like I'm be handed.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
You know, do they know you're taking it?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Because sometimes I don't think my parents know, Like I
just sort of take it on my walk out. Sometimes
they'll offer it. They'll be like, hey, do you need anything,
But sometimes it's just like, yeah, well they do know.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That is so great.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
My favorite is when Luke comes home from college. Chelsea
always makes me load him up with stuff, like I
he needs water. I'm like, what do you mean needs water?
Kid never drinks water. He's drinking vodka, you know what
I mean. Like, so Luke will say to me, he
literally will say, you'll go, He'll go Dad, when you
go get like the ice Mountain water her for me?
Will you also go and get me a thing of
(03:02):
Tito's Like you want You've done this all that. But
it's funny because you know, Joe lives in Florida and
Jacob lives in Chicago. Chelsea brings stuff to them, like
if we go into town, like we go to visit
Joe in Tampa, She's like going to freaking publics and
buying him stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And I'm like, the kids got a giant.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
See.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
The only thing I would find perfectly fine is because
if they live out of town, there's certain things you
can't get that you love from your.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Actually, you know what, Joe's biggest shopping item is weed.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
He wants us to go to the Greenhouse and get
him because then Florida they don't have legalized marijuana. Wow,
they gotta be medical down there, Chelsea does mom does mom?
And Mommy legally carries narcotics onto the planes.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
At what's up, Casey? How you doing?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
By?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Good?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
See?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
How to Anna?
Speaker 8 (04:02):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Anna?
Speaker 9 (04:03):
And I have to say, I listen to you guys
every morning, and this is the first time I called it.
I really.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You're also a shoplifter, right, what do you do?
Speaker 9 (04:14):
I am such a shoplifter my grandparents. So I was
raised by my grandparents and I'm so blessed like they
every time I go over there, like I will grab
toilet paper, paper towel, I will like based sock up
on soda everything.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
My grandma will literally like drop stuff off me too.
Like the funny part is you just mentioned the whole
smoke thing. She will also take me to the dispensary
as well. Ga, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's for my glack coma.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I love when old people take it. It's got, I
got the glama. What's going on, Leah?
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Hi, how's it going?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I just wanted to say that Anna's alone because I
do that to my parents too.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I've been doing it so much that they bought me
my own Costco.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
What is your favorite thing to take from them?
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Definitely the Kleenex, paper towel, toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
The paper products.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, go get it, go, go grab it as much
as you possibly can.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Shawna. What's up?
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Hi, Shawna. I'm going good, Shawna.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Shawna's calling up. I'm reading what you say here or
what Lydia put up here in the call screen. You're
calling from the mom's perspective.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Huh. You're you're the mom that gets shoplifted.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
From Oh I do it, and then like I do
it to my mom. So my kids will go up
to my like my group, my mom's house, and like
before we leave, they're like, okay, Mom, do we need
tomato talks and homade pickles her house before we leave.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
All the time, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I used to grocery shopping with my mom and I
used to love when she would go, can you go
to aisle four or five? She'd never said go and
grab it right out of their cabinets. But uh, that's funny.
Chrissa from Grand Rapids on with us right now. What's up?
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Yes, I'm thirty five, and when I go visit my
mom and Taylor, I always take food.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's a long way to drive for stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You're killing two birds with limbstone though, seeing mom and
shopping that. Do you also do you also siphon gas
out of her car?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
No, but she gives me gas money.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh my gosh, So can I can I give you
full disclosure on that. Jacob and his boyfriend Chris were
trying to get them to come visit.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I told Jacob, I go, I'll send you gas cards,
will you Like.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'm trying to entice him to come and see his
mom and dad, and I go, I'll give you guys
gas cards.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, Dad Like.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's one of those things like I'm vibing them with
gas cards. Kristin, what's up?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Okay, So my daughter, she's young, left her heart.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
She bought her own house.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
She moved out at twenty one, but she comes over.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
All the time because she works right by my house,
and she dips into. She takes my returnable bottle. She
doesn't even ask.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
She just takes all robots for the money.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Yeah, she takes Posto stop.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
She takes my tampons, and she knows where the weed
it stack is always taking my.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Prs thank you? Is there anything she wants.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Good about this that feel broke?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I love by the way that I love it is
everything from the returnables to the tampon.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It's smart. That is amazing.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
So curt irresponsible though, so I say nothing, but I.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
Know she's dipping.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Hey wait a second, she's twenty one. Is she single?
Can we date her? Zach here?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We can?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Maybe he can go to his sister's house get some
Dino nuggets.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
My friend, her boyfriend's a dB.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
So please, Oh, there you go. Zach is definitely not
Jack's a good man. So yeah, you imagine that.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
You imagine that Kristen's daughter the first time that she's
going over to your place to go eat. She's got
all the food that you stole from your sister. Hey,
that's not too bad.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
We got mad Craft, mac Craft, Macaroni and cheese Craft.
I'm struggling.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
You so late, by the way, I just want you
to know something, Zach. You just did a great first
impression on your future wife's mom.
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